Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Murder of a Lip Flapper

Episode Date: May 24, 2018

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talk about on Yeo Browse. I'm Ronnie Caram from the Rosefrix Bachelor podcast, and here I am on a wonderful semi-glumi Thursday with my little bestie and partner been Mandelker of the beside blog and the banter blender. Hello. Oh hi Ronnie. What's going on? Well, we're we're here for a day of a classic real house was in New York. What a show. What what a what a show. I have I'm wearing my minstole. I have my cigarette holder and I have given myself an alter ego named Sally Stapler and I work in the office of Mr. Feathers B and I staple documents and I harbor secret resentments.

I'm really spooly. I carry around spools of thread and you know fix people's suits and stuff at the office. Oh, so much happens at the office. I love that we're both. It's like a stapler and a spool. Yeah, we're like the most ineligant members of the murder mystery party. Like someone who works in the office and staples things and someone who's like, oh, like a peon who's like the tailor. Yeah. Well, it's really all about sexually harassing Freddie at the end of the day. Am I right guys?

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it. All right. Watch Happens.com for all all anytime you need something for a month. If you're like, what's your social media? Where how do I find you on Patreon or where are the tickets? Where are you going on tour? Where can I get your shirts? Just go to watchcraftens.com and everything is there. Yes. So let's move on to the real-ice was of New York, the city. Please, please, let's do it. It's the annual tradition of going to the Berkshires. Yeah, it's really smart because Dharonda can never be fired. I don't think she could be fired anyway, but you know, we always talk about like who could we do with that.

Well, people always ask us that anyway. You can do without some of the housewives, but you cannot do without the yearly trip to the Berkshires. That would ruin everyone. I know. Well, to be fair, and as alluded to in this episode, the Berkshires tradition did not start with Dorenda started with Heather. Heather is the one who kicked it off in our hot ass house.

Yeah, exactly. So you can't be done with this show. You can be done with Heather, but you can't be done with the Berkshire's. Okay, guys. No, the Berkshire's are here to stay. It's funny because this show is always about the Hamptons. Remember, it always began the beginning of the season, they would always go to the Hamptons, and in fact, the first few seasons of Real Housewives, they shot it somewhere in the Hamptons. So, like, the season one, especially the first few episodes, were heavily Hamptons summer. Now, it's like, Hamptons are in the fall. We usually get an episode in the Hamptons, but it's not, it doesn't have the same joy as it used to have, because Berkshire's has really just taken over.

Yeah, the haptons is now marred. Yeah, well, ever since Cindy Barbershop introduced Quagg into the equation, the hamptons just have not been the same. Quagg ruins everything. It's not even in the hamptons. Just like in life, Quagg ruins everything. It sounds like a weird yogurt drink.

Quagg. It's like that you're probiot ruins everything. It's like a weird yogurt drink. Quad. It's your probiotics, drink some quad. Yeah, yeah, I get your quad going. It's got a Q and a G. It's like a lot. Yeah, it's like some weird. It's a weird slimy thing from a cow that's not milk, but it's something else with dairy things in it. Gross, quad.

Yeah, gross, super gross. It's being confused with quad, because we left. Yeah, but it's just a root we left. No, it was a root. Okay, let's start. So, D'Aurinda is at the Pentecelli, which is hilarious because you know you got to prepare for Luand and then you've got to have a bunch of things for a Ramona to be confused by on a train. Yeah, you know, I'm going to have a claw just to just to find the remote in a little bit

Well, you actually killed a bear. I can't believe you killed a bear. You're serving me the claw You're such a bad ass, but I'm a little scared. Okay. I'm sorby. I'm sorby. I don't eat bear. Okay. Now I do wear bear Oh, it's a rhyme Does he know she has a bear coat? Yeah, she definitely, she's like a polar bear coat, like not even, it's like, yeah, I'm wearing my finest polar bit. Okay, I don't care if they're in danger. What else is it gonna do? It's just gonna be on an ice flow, just floating around the North Pole. How about put yourself to use and just doye and let me use your fur, okay?

What would you do for a Claudique bar? Hi. Well, my favorite part of Christmas is seeing all my future fur coats going sledding and Okay, what would you do for a Claudique bar? Well, my favorite part of Christmas is seeing all my future fur coats going sledding and cook a cold commercials Now you know it's gonna be a good week when Rielena Durinda starts off shaking her pointing finger because that's what Dorinda does whenever she yells at somebody or gets shaked. Or is happy or sad, really. It's just a Dorinda shaky finger. Yeah, she's in great mood.

In a great mood, it's Christmas time. She's getting discounts at the pastry shop. There's probably, like, she probably got some great coupons in the circular. Yeah. So Carol and Ramona are driving their boring. So then Bethany is with her assistants putting on this Santa suit thing.

And she has a new Wassamatta. Did you notice? Yeah, she has, well, yeah, there was a new Wassamatta. Wassamatta still Wassamatta, but she has a new Wassa going on. Because Wassamatta. What's happening is just missing. It's like, where's Wassa happening? Well, she's at the office. What's just missing. Where's what's happening?

What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's going on? Well, here's the thing is that what's the matter? I noticed the season her title has has upgraded from like Bethany's assistant

to something like be strong coordinator. I forgot what it is, but she's definitely gotten the title of coordinator. And yet here she still is holding up different Santa suits for Bethany to try on. That's called bargaining with titles instead of money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just because you're rich doesn't mean you're not cheap. Yeah. Exactly. So, so Bethany has all these like Santa outfits that she's looking at. And what's the matter is like, you're Bethany, this looks wonderful on you.

She's like, I know what it is, like Santa Claus. Like, you know what I'm, I'm Mrs. Claus right now. You know what I'm, it's like Santa's Christmas, you know, Christmas came early. And you know what, it's funny because it's Santa Claus. You know, actually, I actually delivered Santa. You know, it's like the matter of Santa. Bethany, you look amazing as Christmas early delivered

Santa Santa. All right, all right, what's the matter? All right, get your head out of my ass, all right. Get your head out of Santa's ass, all right? So then the new West of going on is, you know, living up to her name because she's holding some green outfit and she's like, is the Santa? No, she goes, wait, she goes,

I don't think this is Santa, which I think is important to say that because Bethany goes, what, are you Jewish? She's like, yeah, okay, that's not Santa, it's not sunshine, that's not Santa. I'm like, she didn't say it with Santa. She said, I don't think this is Santa. Like, she's not an idiot, Bethany.

Yeah, Bethany, stop Jewish, shame me the girl with the Irish outfit. And PS, why do you have all these outfits for holidays? You're the least jolly person I've ever seen. Right, so where's your crampus cloak? You know, she, don't Santa shame the poor Jewish girl. Okay, like as a Jew, I can say that we are very well aware of the classic Christmas trips because it's everywhere.

You know the Warren Christmas? You know what? It's like the Warren Christmas is not a war on Christmas. Christmas is winning. Christmas will always win. Okay, we know, We know. Look, we pretend Christmas is winning because we have more Christians or more people who like presents. So we, you know, take over the store aisles, but really the Jewish people are winning and we know it. Santa's going to have obesity related processes. We all know it. Okay. And you get you guys get like 12 days

of presents or some shit. No, that's a, well, no, growing up, I did not get this like fabled eight days of presence. I would get, I would get socks and a hash truck and like maybe a book of origami, which I by the way, enjoyed quite a bit. But it's not like we Jewish kids are just like having, it's not like Santa just comes down the chimney

for us for eight days in a row It's not like oh my god and here comes another video game and here comes another But some kids there are but for me it was not like that for me It was I got my origami book and my hashtag Well, Santa's just like having a really fat roommate anyway and by the way I am that fat roommate like you wake up in the middle of the night you just eat everybody else's carbs Well also he's a home invader. Let's not forget that, also, he's a home invader. Let's not forget that.

Yeah, he's a home invader. This is 2018, and we're not putting up with this anymore. If I put out a fucking cookie, it better be there in the morning. I don't want someone else eating my cookie. I know, you leave out a cookie over here. There's a big old cockroach buffet the next morning. Cockroach is my new Santa. Yeah, thanks. Just feels great. Glad we're covered. Santa Roach. So anyway, so now we're we're over at Durinda's house and she has more decorations than ever before.

Yeah, the Berserkziri. He's something that's tickled these women in a large country house on 18 acres with the gates closed Which is basically a really long log line for a movie poster. Yeah a horror movie so Carolyn Ramona arrive and they they're arriving the day before because Durin does like I just want to have a nice easy early night So ease into it. it's a fun night before everyone else shows up. I don't know, like when it comes to like easy fun night, I just don't think Ramona and Carol,

not that Carol's not easy, but it just seems like such a weird mix, a weird mix of people to spend your pre-buretures night with. Yeah, Ramona's not easy, and Carol's not fun. So I don't know what you're getting at, lady. Why don't you just say, I love Malo. Yeah, Ramona is not easy and Carol's not fun. So I don't know what you're getting out, lady. Why don't you just say hello? Yeah, I have it there. So she gives them all the tour of the decorations. She's like, well, I do the whole old world meets new world meets catch. And I was like, I don't think I see

the old world or the new world. I just see catch and catch and catch and catch. Because you had a TV, a Santa Claus TV. Yeah, why would we need old world, a new world meets kitchen when we have Sonia? It's been done to Rinda, sorry. So Carol's like, Rinda's always decorating, but this year is over the top! So Sonia is in her townhouse, spring, perfume everywhere and then yes her little door phone rings and she's like Yeah, she screams into it. Hello. Hello. I'm like you're not screaming into like a plastic cup That's tied by stringing to another plastic cup or maybe she is actually. Yeah, she probably is I was gonna say is probably not even hooked up

Yeah and the dogs working in the background and stuff and it is Yeah, she probably is. I was gonna say is probably not even hooked up. Yeah And the dogs working in the background and stuff and it is One of our favorite people of all times the faceless Satoko Satoko So amazing so Sonia's like so Sonia's like well, I get it. You know I get a facial every week. You have to get the dead skin off your face or else to get clogged up And you know you're just like not gonna be rosy and then you'll get wrinkles and it's New York City I don't totally follow that train of logic, but okay. You only need facials in New York City Okay, everywhere else is fine with clogged pores Yeah, and if you're gonna keep dead skin off the top of your face. Why are you still dating Rocco?

We're living in this place. So then we get like a nice pickles flashback, which I really really appreciated. Yeah, that was a little gift for sure. Yeah, because I guess the toco came in and she saw the dog, which is Sonya's daughter's dog. And she's like, Oh, Rooge, she's like, no, that's not Rooge. And then we saw a flashback of Rooge in the pickle era. Yes, they're like, no, that's not Rouge. And then we saw a flashback of Rouge in the pickle era. Yes, they're like pickles as pickles is bleeding all over that couch with a huge stain from last game. Yeah, our second pickle is illusion and a row, by the way.

They're trying to make us all start a band hunt for pickles. I think this is their way of saying help. Help pickles. So, Sitoca's like, what happened to Rouge? And Sonny said, he's not here. Where? I gave him to a new home in Maine. You gave away the dog!

We all need a Sitoca in our life. I have a sonny from Sunny Cleaner. Why you leave gum in your pocket? Why? She always gives me a dog hair sticker roller thing for Christmas and every year she goes, here, you need it. Oh, I love that our Christmas gift comes with shame. Yes, it's so funny.

It's like just upfront truth, you know. Yeah. Why you put your sock in ball? I'm like, that's how I take them off with my toes Don't take a sock off with your toe It's like getting yelled at every time I go in there. I love that woman. Do you do your do you like a fluff and fold with her? No, I do that's the only fancy thing I do in my life. Okay. I still eat dominant You know, I'm not fancy at all, but I do get my laundry done because I just life is too short to be in a laundromat. I don't have anything, you know, and I'm not going to iron.

I support it. I support it. I have a stack of shirts that need to be ironed that have been for months. Like I'm having a hard time wearing clothing because I have not ironed my shirts and I'm running out of my shirt that need to be like, I don't have shirts to wear anymore, basically. Like I'm wearing, I'm wearing t-shirts now. I'm going to of my shirt that need to be like I don't have shirts to wear anymore basically like I'm wearing I'm wearing t-shirts now. I'm in a t-shirt phase Well, I pay more in ironing those shirts than I pay for the shirts at the old days So, wow, but it's worth it. It's worth it people, okay? I can be fancy with one thing in my life. Get off my ass So so yeah, so root so Satoko is you know shocked that Rouge has gone and she said what about Kathy and she's like

Yeah, well, you know, I sent kitty to a nice gay man in hell's kitchen also And we're just getting shipped out and Satoko for someone who like comes in Once a week seems to have a real no way truly no awareness of where these animals are You know, well, maybe some you just mean she gives herself a facial scrub in the bidet every week or so. Yeah. So, um, oh, I forgot your name. I'm so sorry, but one of our listeners messaged us on Instagram and was like, for two

women who see each other every single week, they're acting like they have been seeing each other for like 40 years. Well, I feel like Satoko is never going to be shocked at the depravity she finds a sonia's out. Even if she was there every day, she'd be like, why is there a girl in your pocket? Why? She finds something, you know. Why are you eyes brown? Yeah. So she's given away the kitty too. And so I'm just like, look, they told me to get rid of things. And it's easier for the dogs. And it's easier for me. They're all having, all my pets are having a better life now. It's true.

It's actually true. It is true, but try it with the pickles couch and the dirty curtains, you know. It's like being mad that like, it's like being mad that the person who keeps their children in a cage decided to get them better homes. It's like, well, you can't be mad at that person. They understand that these children cannot be at home with me

because otherwise they're going to be in a cage. Okay. I mean, you could be mad at them for putting them in the cage originally, but I'm saying like the course of action you can't be mad at. Well, I support putting children in the cage. I do too, actually, 100%.

Just be there, make sure they're fed. You know, make sure they're comfortable, but they stay in the cage. Give me one of those little water bottles with a ball rolling thing to to lick and I'm fine Yeah, so it should be seen and not heard. I feel like that's a really really important lesson that we've lost Like I was in a restaurant the other day. I got in I was in Genghis Cohen and there was like five kids running around doing laps I'm like what the fuck is this this is a restaurant. This is not Jim class

Well see there you go cages. Gages, get his cone cages. So then Satoko moves on to how many people you're having sex with. And Sonia's like, well, I don't know if I want to tell you very private about my sex life. Like Sonia, you've talked about wanting to f everybody you've seen and Sojour vagina like I think 20 times on the show. Let's not pretending you're like shy. Well, I mean, she's the sort of person who if you ask her, she gets to me or if you don't ask her, she's like, well, I was Boeing Rocco the other night.

You know, we just loved it bone and then I had sex with Frenchy over the phone, of course, because he's in France still. And then I was, you know, I got it up the ass from, from cow face. That's what I call him cow face face we met at an ice cream shop i just had sex with ban anjury amazing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that on pickles. I'll tell you who's a great lady Noah of the bagels. So, Satoco takes that as Sony doesn't want to name all the men she's having sex so she's like two more than two five ten less than ten more than twenty or less than ten. Sony's like no I don't do two guys at once if you've ever done that, it's horrible.

And then she's like, well, if you have some downtime, I love Sato. I love her. Yeah. And she was in this, and this year Satoca came all like, slammed up. She's like, okay, for my, my cameo this season, I'm going to have makeup on. Like she was like, she, her hair is blown out. She had a full face of makeup. She was ready. She's like, you know what?

I am a star now. I am, I am a am a valuable part of this franchise and I'm gonna look good when I give that facial. Yes, and if I wanna have sex with multiple partners on my lunch breaks, I'll do it. Yeah. So Sonia's like, do you do shit in between? Which Sonia, oh God, look, I know the do you shing

is a real thing and people do it, you know? But we've seen you washing things in your bidet. Yeah, hold on to wearing stuff. No one wants to think about your bidet, Sonia. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm still concerned about the blackberry that may or may not be in the toilet. Yeah. Just don't make us think about your bathroom at all. Yeah. So, yeah. So, I'm just starting to tell you Satoka that if you have sex with two people, their sperm start fighting in your womb or something. So, yeah. And then my face was so scrunched up, I couldn't really hear the rest.

Yeah, we were getting into some questionable biology at that point. And I was just like, can we just get to the brochures already? I don't know why we've made this detour at this moment. Yeah, yeah, this is like, I want to see, I want to see like Bethany and Carol fighting not to sperm was fighting in the womb. Well, let's do it. Let's do a preface or a preface.

So Carol, Durinda and Ramona are on this restaurant called Alium. The restaurant is called Alium, which of course is I think that this like the family or is it the chemical compound or whatever onions? Oh, like, you know, like, like onions, shallots, scallions, but they're all part of like I think allium is the family It's like that's a charming name. Well, you know, we're not gonna date it It's also a V sort of a relaxing trip So Durrind is like let's do everything you want all right now Wait, you see what I use this murder mystery and Carol goes wait did someone actually get murdered?

Yes, Carol Yes, Radsono someone's So, Radsono's not called a be alive mystery party So, I'm ready Radsono So Ramona's like oh Just see you know I saw Sonia at a apartment, the wind. And I had to say it was like old Sonia. Believe it or not, she's enjoyable.

This is the latest update from the Ramona News Network. Okay. Ramona's trip advice, Sonia is great now. And Darynda's like normal. Now Darynda, I don't know how much they cut out of this dinner, but it looked like Dorenda turned drunk really fast. Yeah. Because she looked like she was gonna pass out

and punch a wall at the same time, in like five seconds. Yeah, this luring happened quickly. One scene she's like, I read, I think we can have some garlic bread and some in the strong you soup and maybe some muscles too. I said something, yeah, she bagged his muscles. She goes, you can scoop them up.

You can get the muscles out, she's back. She's back. She's good. You can skewed me up. She can get the muscles out. She shows you real times. So people don't give a man a fish if you can teach him how to fish it. He's meant to carbon. Why the guy carbonara doesn't have a carbon footprint? We're like that's what I'm saying.

Penlay, why was the penny? Richie. So, Dorinda's like mad that she's talking about Sonia and you can tell cuz she's playing with her earrings and looks like she wants to Pant somebody so Ramona's like look it's just some matter of time, okay? Because Durinda and Sonia both have hearts of gold like hooker, but like movie hookers not real To both pretty women Only one of us gonna get Jason Bateman though. No kissing on the mouth. So Carol's like, hey, you guys seen Bethany in the past few months? I love to remember, like, well, yeah, I

mean, I just went to Puerto Rico with it. It's just like, it's kind of like, yeah, it made me laugh because it's not like, oh, yeah, I'm not sorry. I saw, I had got coffee. It's like, no, I actually went out of the country with her for an extended weekend. Yeah, did you not hear about that? It's on the show that you're on. Yeah. So, so now. So, Brenda's trying not to just rat her out, right? So she's like, yeah, we can be out with, I'm a drunk. So you think something's going on? Put your hand on me. If you had to guess who's the murderer,

who would it be? Me? I'm telling you right now, it's me. And Kira's like, Well, she got very upset with me, and she seemed very aggressive about it. That's a clue. That's a clue.

Bethany has something to matter with, Freddie Heim or Lex Thor. And Dorenda's life. Listen, when everybody in the room smells smoke, go outside because it means the Santa Claus decorations are in fire. And they tell me every year it's a pyro-pastor. And I never listen, but this year they're smoking. The house is gonna burn down. Okay, Richard, they're all turning into the Richards I like that when they're smoked

they just go outside yeah you don't even know what the smoke's coming from is it a fire is it from a vapor machine maybe someone's making a brisk it you know they sell smokers like all green eggs you know what they say with this smoke, this brisket so you have a lovely glanche, so have a great time with that smoke. With this smoke I cooked, I cleaned, and made it like. So Carol's like, well I don't know but she's not reaching out, she's not making plans. And Dren is like this tension, I don't got my finger on it but you don't have your finger on it you don't got your finger on it where's people's

fingers and why are they on it and she's pointing her finger she's doing her drunk angry finger point oh my god I love the I'm glad that you pointed that out no pun intended this episode because that's such a true thing. It's not just even a point. She like really arches her finger like it does like an arc to it. She doesn't like, it's not like a straight like I'm like a, like a, like a, not like a plank, like a wand. It's like a, it's like a hook.

She does that. Yeah. It's like a, she's gonna, it's like a sloth nail, right? Like a, and she shakes it. And then when she's mad's like she's gonna it's like a sloth nail right like a And she shakes it and then when she's mad sometimes she'll point it straight It's like it goes up she goes up. Well, you know what it is when she gets mad It looks like she's going for a high note because she'll she'll do that thing where it shimmies up You know, but when she's but when she's making point she she does the hook towards your face like Nassitute right there when they smoke there's's a hook finger that's what I'm saying right there it's like drunk

conducting yes and I was a drunk conductor yeah so Carol's trying to figure it out on her own because you know that Dorinda is just gonna tell her trying to never hold in it Dorinda and Ramona you know someone's gonna tell her so she's like well I said I would make a matching donation to be strong. And Rinda's like, well, you think little Rodney is sad and wanting to be paid for Puerto Rico and that bump throughout, you know, that's a bummy. She might have called him a bum. I'm not sure. But, you know, Dorenda, we're learning is the worst player of hot or cold of all time. Well, there was the murder mystery or

this. It's like, okay, tell me if I'm getting warmer. Is he mad at me about the charity? Hi, guys. Hi, hi, hi, he's about to die. Well, okay, here's what it is. Okay, let me tell you. Oh, you didn't even let me guess a second there,

and I spy with my little lie, something. Just tell me, just tell me now, just tell me. She's like, to end just like like I spy with my little eye a radiator Okay, is it a radiator? Yes, it is So then Ramona Ramona Chimes and and Puerto Rico, okay, it was Houston and Puerto Rico It was two places to add and think didn't get paid for okay and Carol's like that's not okay That's not okay, that's not okay, that's not okay. It's like the wizard of Oz, but you know, just like clicking your feet three times

with disapproval. I was getting more of a Britney Murphy vibe from like, I'll never tell, that's not okay. I'm just imagining you're shaking. She's a character among those thrillers where she's like in a mental institution being like, that's not okay, that's not okay. Like all this time it's been a code. Well, it's okay. I think she just thinks he's opportunistic. Don't hold it against me. Okay, don't hold it against me.

Don't shoot the postman's daughter. That's the wrong thing. The postman. Oh no, see the postman or the electrician her dad. Um, I think he was the electrician. I could be wrong. I could be giving us a postman and she's like, I used to go with him in the mail car. Oh, yeah, I wanted to buy it. Yeah, maybe I kind of feel like in the Berkshires, it was one of those places where where someone had several different roles Like you're both the sheriff and the postman and the electrician, you know, like me at a Butler

Yeah, like read the Butler which took me about like 10 minutes house like oh, I get it read the Butler So Carol's like so have you guys been talking about this amongst your shells? Yeah, what's going on? I'm like, no, I've just I've just been noticing I'm just noticing I've been noticing I'm amongst your shouts. Yeah, what's going on? I'm just noticing. I've been noticing. I'm like ready for a word of mystery. I'm noticing everything around you. You can call me Ramona Truro. Because I've noticed secret they didn't staircase.

Okay. Did you knock the hint when I was telling you that Bethany called you a papa? It's time to get it started. So Carol is like, what the hell? Like she's been talking about me and normally I would know that she's talking about me because she would just say it to my face but now she's going behind my back and I've had no idea this is going on which is weird, you know.

It's like mid-season episode 8 that Carol's finally finally got that Bethany's manager. Yeah. Although it was Bethany, like, here's the thing. They're making it sound like Bethany is going and gossiping to every single person. When all it was was one scene of Bethany telling her, and you know what, like, you know what, I think I forget how Adam came up,

but Adam came up and Bethany's like, you know what, like I asked him to do my B strong stuff and he asked for a quote and I was like, I can't give you a quote. It didn't sit well with me. That's basically always on. Yeah. I told her she said I told it. And you know, like he seems like he not a user.

What was the word to you? No, not for an operator. An operator. Yeah. I could have said smooth operator. What a lovely song. You know, yeah. What do you give me on that? What I'm sorry, your son's a talented or your boyfriend's a talented musician.

Okay. Yeah. I'm sorry. Hey, you know what? Yeah. He also I'll say nothing. I'm sorry that your boyfriend makes music that I just want to sex with all the musician. Okay, yeah, I'm sorry. Hey, you know what? Yeah, I'll say it. I'll say another thing. I'm sorry that your boyfriend makes music that I just wanna sex with all the time. Okay, there, set it. Your boyfriend's a beetle.

What are you gonna do, Beaton? Yeah, now. Come on, yoga. Bring it. Bring it, yeah, because talented musicians are just trying to think of things. Oh, I thought we were just gonna do a shoday run and I was like ready to dig in.

Is it a crime? I'm talented musician, Ryan, okay. Yeah. Let's figure it all out. This is no ordinary charity, okay? like ready to dig in. I wanted music. I'm Ryan. OK. Listen, you're all there. This is no ordinary charity. OK. It's not what never. It's not what.

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Look, we got jeans. Skinny islands. Got jeans, yeah, cocktails, we got my island. Skinny islands. No plantains, no more plantains than Puerto Rico. Okay. Skinny for pronoun, okay? Okay, give me a pronoun.

That is ridiculous. Okay, so Carol's like, well we've argued but I don't like this and during this like, I love your voice. Seeing your voice, hearing your voice, projecting your voice, I understand the mystery of your voice. Your voice probably killed Freddie because I know it didn't because I know who did it. My boy. My boy. Did it. Daringed your circles around and I'd share. I want you on my team. I love your voice. And so Ramona's like, and Karla's like, I've always had a voice. You know, I'm always like, before you were more cerebral and more you're fighting,

but now you're like, boom, more out there. Daringed is like, it's good. It's colorful. It's good, it's colorful, it's very, very colorful. I like that color, I like the color of your voice. You have a thing with the colors of the wind. I started to become Ramona, they are tricks at the end. I think it's called Bullars of the Band Now. Dorenda's like, you're painting with a different crayon, okay?

I love when you paint that crayon. You're an Italian like me, pan, it's like, you take the crayon, the chaos crayon, and you change it up with the voice crayon. Now I'm scared of Bethany. Don't be scared of crayon paints. Be scared of Bethany. You shouldn't be scared.

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I thought I was so fascinating that it was like squished in a shape or crescent. You should really hold your bread better that way maintains the shape of a loaf. And people wonder where I get so proud when a Ramona can say cerebral. shape or crescent you should really hold your bread better that way maintains the shape of the loaf and people wonder where I get so proud when a Ramona can say cerebral that's right it was a cerebral piece of bread Ramona the Carol comes down Ramona's like did you have any of that wine? it was like butter silk butter silk start with the linens oh the linens you. I was like what is butter silk? You know what I was my bed the linens were like soft as butter like silk beyond I'm like it was probably salt and ends but

Those silk linens just like silk beyond it was to sleep like an Egyptian not me that was beyond like it was like a bed It was like a bath. It was beyond. They should have a straw for that. Okay. Tell them my friend, Claire's. So Bethany is in with her driver and you know it's going to be a horrid trip for Bethany because she's like, Well, the Berkshire is to be without Bethany. I put the being in Berkshire's. Remember that? I put the being in Berkshire's, huh? Remember that, huh? I put the being in there. It's Berkshire's. Yeah, it was. It was Berkshire's before. Now it's the Berkshire's. And it was just a montage of Bethany being an asshole every time they go to the Berkshire's.

Just a complete, complete evil asshole. This time Bethany is trying to be fun. She's like, look, I put on an novelty sweater. Like it's got, it's got, at least no man on it. Yeah. And then Kevin, I asked, but I think to me, the big star of the scene was Kevin, the driver, who was wearing a sweatshirt that had a teddy bear holding a martini on it, which I loved.

Me. So he had a sweatshirt with me. Yeah. Baby with a martini. She's like, I'm in such a good mood. That's nothing. That could go wrong. Go wrong.

Go wrong. Go wrong. Nothing could go wrong. They're like, oh, well, it's going to be bitterly cold. Oh, okay. Well, it's bitterly cold. I'm not leaving hands. I never do. It's like the what does tap.

Like, what do we come up here? Why do we go to the ice bricks? Like, you know what I'm going to do? What about next time, just like going to my sub-zero freezer? How about that? OK? Same thing. How about we just stay in such a good mood

since we're celebrating business? OK? Business. The ex-miss, OK? That's what it is. Then now while Bethany is like in her, her striving up to the Berkshire's, Carolyn and Rimon are giving Dorenda Christmas slash thank you for hosting us gifts. So first is a personalized makeup turbine, which I love because it makes you think of

Tommy from soap dish. Yes, except that she didn't have to give Sally field any directions. Yeah, it's a makeup turban. Oh my god Richard Richard this woman I forgot her name, Tony. Thank you. Try nice to meet you But you're a turban Richard a turban Tony thank you nice to meet you put me in a turban Richard a turban What am I? I look like Gloria fucking swans She is trying to figure out and I just was cracking out because Carol's just going it's a towel twisted twisted

Twist it keep on trying I'm like, I'm just saying, twist it, keep on trying. And then Ramona goes, Ramona is trying to figure it out, but Ramona is also in a very positive space, because she knows that everyone else is going to fight with Beth, me this trip. So she's like, well, this is how she's supposed to do a makeup, I guess. We had to join the party, Ramona. We had to join the party, Ramona. Ramona is in a great mood because obviously then they give this chia Donald Trump. And then Ramona, as you immortalized on our Instagram last night, Ramona then falls under the spell of none other than some snow gloves.

This was the best thing ever. It's like watching a cat with a laser toy. Yeah. I think this is the first time Ramona has actually ever seen a snow globe. Yeah, how did they fit a whole town into this little tiny thing? Well, it has its own weather system. How crazy. How does it have its own snow?

I guess there's no global warming. Right? So she is just, this is Durinda, of course. She can't just have one snow globe because she's Durinda and that's Christmas. So she's just sh- this is Dorenda of course. She can't just have one snow globe because she's Dorenda and that's Christmas So she's got like 50 and Ramona's just shaking them all up and she goes oh this is fun Devinta I discovered a new game. It's called keep the snowballs going, okay? No, it's a snow globe, which is the worst name for a game. Keep the snowballs going. Have a call it like I don't know what you could call it anything, but like snowball or snow globe or I don't know what it is

Bethany comes in saying Whoa, this is crazy this one time when I was a little girl, I was like, look at that snow globe. I bet if you turn it upside down and then put it right side back up again, it'll snow inside the snow globe. And then Geraldine Parsons says, fine, you can do that for your idiot because everyone knows how snow globes work. And to this day, I've never been able to use a snow globe without having a certain amount of shame. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but that's my personal trauma. Okay. Sorry for giving every tiny town on this table a snow day so the kids didn't have to go to school

I kept doing it so much that all the kids and all these little towns ended up stupid Jolyne Parsonsmith said this is your fault. What are you gonna do next? Whoa So one time I was playing with this snow globe and I was shook it up real bad. It was like a full-on, super storm sandy inside a snow globe. And a challenging person that said, that's great. All those cars just skid it off the road because it was in sudden snow. And no one was expecting it.

Now, there's all these big talismans, all because of you Ramona. And to this day, I haven't been able to look at snow without crying for all the death I caused inside the snow globe okay. Until now now I'm playing the snow globe. But now it's time for my favorite game of all time to keep the snow globes going. I love that she said I'm playing the snow globes. Like it's an instrument. I'm gonna say that all we I'm playing the snow globes okay okay? Hi, I'm Ramona Singer and welcome back to keep the snow globes going. Okay, my audience you'll you'll pick up on it next time Anyway, contestant number one is me with a snow globe contestant number two is also me with a snow globe But it's a taller snow globe with two alarms and contestant number is Avery, who just has a glass of water.

Okay, on your marks, get set, shake. They said the Avery one, but it was really me. We just looked just alike, but little sisters. Sometimes when Avery and I are shaking snow globes together, people are like, who with those two young sisters, who look like they could spend most of their days working at a fabulous financial institution, and at night going to bars in demand by men who are they. And I'm like it's just me and every mother daughter best friends shaking snowclubs, okay?

Jesus speaking of snow, do you hear that massive thing above my house? It's like a snow a snow patrol coming. I don't hear it. Um, so, Oh good, sorry. Well, sorry, I ruined everything with the sound effect from that nobody even heard. So Durinda is like Bethany comes in. And she just is Matt. She's a one of her manic Bethany mood.

So I'm sure has nothing to do with Adderall or anything like that. She's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Got how many Sonic levels to read? What's happening? What's going on? Hey, that's now. Hey, where's Jewish?

What's the matter? Okay, that's now. That's Sam. Okay, right there. She's crossing around those little inflatable snowmen in the front. What are you doing? Stop sitting around with Sam. Be jolly.

Be jolly. It's my new holiday charity called Be jolly. So she walks in and she's like, Ah, look at this. I got a teacher. Look at it. Do you see what it says? Do you see what it says? Do you see what it says?

And it says, chillin' with the snowmies. And during the day. Chillin', would I say? You said chillin' with the snowmies. Chillin' with my snowmies. Oh, okay. Yeah. So then she's like,

do you know, chillin' with my co-mies. She's like, finally, all right, there's one. Let's see if the moron with the snow globe gets it. No! No! Cut her up, Moana. It's like finally all right. There's one. Let's see if the moral with the smoke gloves gets it Cartara moana doing the full on like Carol of the bells but with the snow gloves I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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Well, she's exasperated this episode The way Andrew's bust in like did somebody say Christmas? How's three two one wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry-Loon Miss. We wish you a Merry cocktail and a happy You're a rest I'm gonna kill you all Yeah, we're not even doing that song. We're doing Carol of the bells. Excuse me. I said stop talking about me Tensley's just in the back whining about everything. No, I feel like Tinsley would probably be like, last Christmas you gave me your heart. The very next day you gave it away. Actually, that'd be Sonya.

You gave it away. I could last Christmas I gave Tinsley my heart. The very next day she gave it away to Scott. Then she moved out and left me behind. And I've got brown eyes and pickles stains. Last Christmas I gave you a gift certificate the very next day you said my boyfriend paid for it.

This year to save me from tears I'm going to coupon cabin. I'm saving you money if I get my job. Well, I want for Christmas is snow gloves. I don't want it's my two first snow gloves. I don't want a lot for Christmas. Every nose that this is true. Oh, all I want for Christmas is a snow globe. I can shake with you. Oh, oh Mariah Carey's like I don't know them

Right there is like fully bastard as my song in like ten different ways You like took the chorus and the verse and then reverse them and mix them up So meanwhile Bethany is just a little too-too-trained that keeps going on around with the and over again. She's like, hi, hi, hi, what's the matter? What's going on? Okay, hey, Dorenda, you got a contact, you got a contact, you know the people at Tiffany or F.A.O. Schwartz because there's a nutcracker, it's huge. And my daughter wanted it. And then I was like, okay, I'm gonna get a few who doesn't need the nut, a giant nut cracker in their life, right? Usually it's just me. I'm like, I'm the giant nutcracker. This one's bigger than me. Like, do you know what it's gonna be like having another

nutcracker in the house? But then they were out and my kids gonna think I'm just trying to crack her. This one's bigger than me. Do you know what it's going to be like having another nut cracker in the house? But then they were up. And my kids are going to think I'm standing if you get it. Can you try? Can you try? Can you try? Can you try? Can you try? Can you try? What the hell, Bethany? Yes. Bethany, give up on the dream. Okay. First of all, Brynn does not need a little life-size nut cracker. It's going to torment her. It's going to torment you. Also, have you ever seen the nut cracker? You know how that story plays out. It's like a little fucked up. Okay. So we don't need to introduce that spirit into your life. Second of all, have a this Getter and Origami book and a Hestruck, okay, because that's what I got.

All right. We're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, and sees the giant statue and says, I want that. You don't say yes, okay. Your kid's gonna grow to be a serial killer. You're saying no, no, ma'am, that is big. Yeah, what happens next? Your your brain's gonna go into FBO Schwartz and see that creepy ass clock that's up there. What's that song that goes on in FBO Schwartz? It's like, it's like, we are all friends. We are all friends or something like that. There's like some ridiculous song in the clock just smiles at you.

What if we're in one set and you can get her that? No. Didn't that place close? I thought it closed. I feel like it's always been on the verge of bankruptcy, but someone keeps, people keep saving it because it's so beloved. Which I'm glad kids want real toys, not just an iPad, which of course is a lie.

You know, when I was a kid, my dad's law office used to be directly across street from FIO Schwartz, but he was on like the 25th floor or something like that. And if I went into the office, I would like literally put my face up against the window and stare down into FIOA.O. Schwartz. And they have semi-windows in there. So I could see the creepy-ass clock. I could see it going around and around. And a few other things.

And I would just stare. And if I were really lucky, my dad would walk me through. It was truly a dream come true to go to F.A.O. Schwartz as a child. Do you judge all the toys? Well, I got tied up the toys. You're like that nutcracker. Oh, I got tied up by Bementler, which I thought was so rude. But to be fair, I did shoot her with a phone gun. Tom Hanks was just like jumping around on pianos. Yeah, I was like, um, could you stop dancing on the piano? Please, I'm also trying to browse. I mean, I appreciate you giving Elizabeth Perkins work

because he doesn't love her, but still, Tom Haynes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So during this like it's a mission to find the giant size nutcracker and I'm gonna do it He might have murdered Freddy although we all know really So bad is like oh what you I look look like a by-pro look it's my first time like skinned buildings like a thing I like them is like really like you have to bring yet to like show the skinny girl at the at the barcesters come on guys So comfortable. They're so comfortable. They are so comfortable. And Raman is like, oh my God, look at you. You look so exmassy except for those pants with like balls coming up the side.

Who does that? Which you click those ugly things. What are those like strange opaque snow globes? You can't even shake. I think I would like Bethany, I'd like this aspect of Bethany more. If she were a little bit more upfront with her blatant shilling. Like we're very upfront, we start every show, we're like, guess what, we're shilling, we

got live shows, you know, we do it, that's fine. If Bethany were just like, well you know me, I'm always a walking advertisement because I have to be, I feel like if she was more transparent about it, I'd be like, okay, I get it, but I feel like when she just, there's always a skinny girl thing in the frame, it's like, we, don't try to like manipulate us, okay, if you're upfront and then we feel like when she just there's always a skinny girl thing in the frame, it's like, we don't try to like manipulate us. Okay, if you're up front and then we feel like we're on the journey with you, we're down for that. We're going to support you. But if you're just trying to sneak it in on us, uh-uh. Well, this one's not very snug in. She's like, look, it's skinny girl jeans, TM, TM, TM, TM, TM, TM, TM, Skinny girl jeans, Skinny girl, feel them. They're so skinny comfortable.

They're bumped. And so They're bump-table and So that's a quest Carol and everybody just is silent looks at her It was like one of those horror movies like we don't talk about Carol anymore Do not say her name two more times do not say that two more times Suddenly like this like metal over Bethany's mouth. So Carol Carol come Damn Baaaaaay Ooooooh Okay, like comment I'm kinda running marathon

Oh What a crazy time Suddenly I'm dancing to reggae at the dinner table I love the holidays So Carol comes in and she's like Hi And then she's like Hey in the hug and It seems like so sweet.

I'm like, oh, it's gonna turn out to be a great trip. Yeah. And then Bethany gives her a sweater that says something like, all I want for Christmas is a new president, one of those sweaters. And I was like, oh, cool. Because you know, like, we've all seen that. And it's kind of like, okay. And then, basically, you don't like it. you don't like it, what's going on? You know, what's not enough for you? Not good enough, huh? You're trying to tell me. You're trying to tell me the back story of polypolitical.

I got this picture of my late husband off of Wikipedia. What, you don't like my sweatshirt? Is that what you're saying? The police not political? Not political, huh? Is this not on your political agenda, the sweatshirt? Is that the deal? I'm sorry.

You got that on Wikipedia? Guess what? I got this stuff. I got this stuff to be tipsy else, OK? Do that sweatshirt lie about its emails? What? What? Go ahead.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. So sorry, that was the opposite. She's pro-hillary. Sorry. Hillary fail. I just had a Hillary fail.

Welcome to the buzzer. Hillary fail. Grown as a lawyer. And I'm a Hillary fail. Welcome to the browser. Hillary fail. Grown as a Leroy. Um, and I'm a Hillary fan. Okay. So, um, and I did like her little Russian hat thing that she did this week. Did you see that? That was funny. I like it. I love Hillary. Um, so Carol was like, so they're having these, like, these pleasantries and Carol's like,

well, I'm not going to talk to Beth in the batter issue because, you know, she's acting like nothing's bothering her. So I'm going to act like nothing's bothering me too. I'm like, well, nothing's bothering her because it wasn't like a pressing thing. It was like, it was like a no, it was, in my mind, the thing with Adam was like, I was like a whatever. It was like a annoying moment.

I'm like, okay, well, now I'm not going to go to him. Like, I gave him an opportunity to do something and I'm not going to go back to him and she was just telling D'Arenda. So of course, it's not like this weighing on Bethany, you know? Well, of course, it doesn't weigh on her. She can just trash talk whoever she wants. She said that Adam wouldn't do it without money and he's an operator and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and tries to trash them on national TV, which Carol doesn't know all that.

But I guess she does now that turned her shoulder. But yeah. And by the way, and Carol had a really strong blog last week, which we talked about, I think, on our TV party app, where Carol was, Carol kind of took down Bethany in the blog. And I had definitely made the needle go more towards Carol side for me, but that being said, Carol's acting like, Bethany, I don't think Bethany had anything on her mind when she walked in in terms of Carol in terms of like, oh, she's like ignoring this vibe. As like, Carol, you're the one who has an issue.

You just say it. No, Carol didn't know that there was an issue in the first place. That's why, like, Carol's not coming in with guns. No, but I'm saying she's just like, I didn't know she had an issue. I keep hearing she has an issue. Now she's pretending she was not an issue.

So I'm not going to make an issue out of an issue. That is an issue. But the thing is that Carol now has an issue. Carol is now feeling a certain sort of way because what you heard the last night. So she's like, well, I'm not gonna talk about it because Bethany's acting like nothing is wrong. I'm like, but you're actually the one

who has the present like active issue at the moment. Yeah, but she has an active issue with Bethany having an issue. It's either me, it's like a reaction. But that's what I'm saying. She should be the one. It's clearly more on her mind. So she's acting like Bethany should be the one to initiate. When this situation, she should be like, listen, do you have an issue with me? But I have to have a flat-press on first. I'm more comfortable doing

these things as well, like, political. It's a very good debater. So now they're downstairs in the kitchen. And now it's time to troll Ramona with Bethany's sweaters. Hey, Ramona, can we read this? What does it say? Ramona's like chilling with my snowmiles? Snowmiles? Snowmiles? What are those? That'll last get your own lines. It's not those snowmiles. I see snowmiles. I see snowmiles. I see snowmiles on your boobies. Does it mean vaginas? Bethany's like, yeah, yeah, it see no man. I see no man. I see snowman on your boobies. Does it mean for gin us?

I'm definitely like yeah, yeah, it means for gin us. I have three vaginas from Mona, okay? Everybody don't tell her what what children with my snowy means, okay? Make a look at that So it's chillin with my homies. You're a monogas. What's a homies? I love also by the way that carol just ruins the show. This is the episode where everyone just ruins the suspense for everything. What's up? Oh, me, I don't get it. That's, oh, is that like some two men who like each other? Because it's a natural thing and then they like each other and then you hire them

and you tell them to fix the cables behind your TV if that what homies are? I believe that homies who fix cables behind TV should have the right to get buried. No, I'm not buried. No, I'm on the very. Oh, I was gonna say, have all these homies just lined up on the streets. What do you do when they die? Oh, I caught it. So then here comes Sonia, Tinsley and the Wann. They enter next and Tinsley, of course, has her pillow.

She always, I forgot that she has her pillow issue. So she has, hi, my name is Ronnie that she has her pillow issue. Um, so she has, uh, hi, my name is Ronnie. I have a pillow issue as well. That's fine. That's something that you and Tinsley can bond on next time. Oh, also, since you brought up Brittany Murphy rolling with my homies, I know. I was gonna say it was a second Brittany. All right, P Brittany. We'll find another way to wedge her into this episode. We got a third one in. So Raman is like, Oh, okay, snowman, the homies. I got it. Like, no, you don't. So Tinsley's like, look at, look at this big ball. I love it. And the wands with them too. She's like, I can't wait to see the decorations.

Which lead to girls, it's Christmas decorations everywhere. Countess and friends and decorations. I've never seen a snowman with a light inside of it before. It reminds me when I was walking on the street one day and someone said, you have light inside of you. And that's what I knew I was the next lies out. Now excuse me ladies, I'm gonna burn this place down when I try to light the fireplace again. Second time's the charm.

So you know what this means? You know what this means? You know what this shirt means? You know what it means? And Luan's like, children with my snowmys. And so, and he goes, homeies! And Carol shames Luan. He's like, Luan didn't know. Luan didn't know. Of course I did. What do you think I was born yesterday? I know I look like it. Luan had no idea, by the way, because when she- when she said it, she goes,

chilling with my snowmys. Ha-ha! Like, I'm going to laugh because I know I'm supposed to laugh, but I don't know what I'm laughing at. Is it because we're saying the word chilling in reference to snow? Ha-ha! That is hilarious! Speaking of chilling, is there any wine and Carol's like, isn't it a little early? So foreshadowing, foreshadowing. Exactly. Well, it's five o'clock somewhere, which doesn't really appeal to me,

because it's 11 a.m. now, so let's drink. Let's drink homey. So at the table, Durinda sits them all down at the table. She's like Listen here we got rules of engagement Yeah, and it's like commercial break and then we get the coupon cabin commercial And this is a different one because now it's in this commercial Carolyn Dorinda are competing over who's gonna be tinsley's sidekick, which is lol That it will never has never happened and will never happen in real life.

Okay, no offense, Tinsley. And she's like, oh, but now there's a sidekick feature on coupon cab and oh. I have expected Tinsley to just whip out a sidekick phone. I know. It would be harking back to like her days of Paracelton. Yeah. This is how I first stock somebody flip. Yeah. So, you know, it was like

a whatever. It was funny though, because clearly they included in like a like an unscripted moment at the end where she's like, this is like my paycheck. And then Carol says something like, you don't get a paycheck bitch or something like that. You don't work, but that's not unscripted because remember that's the line she was trying to learn in the elevator last in last week's commercial. She couldn't get the line right I just ended it they're like maybe she'll get the line right if we're on a different set where she gets to sit on the couch. All right I've got these the rules of engagement okay first rule fight club all right you don't talk about to Rinda Club the second rule Len works for J vinda, not the group.

Two A, Len is a girl, not a boy, the Ramona. Okay, don't even say it Ramona, don't say it. Three, Len doesn't make you teach, he makes me teach, and I give you the teach. Okay, number four. Len swipes the floor down, you don't wipe the floor down. Len wipes it down. If you want to wipe something down, you come to me, and I'm going to send you the the mudroom and he gets your own wipe out, okay? No before don't go into the mud room. Okay. That's what Len is, okay?

Number five if you want to wipe down the mud room you can come to me and then I'll talk to Len The Len will talk to you and then you go into the mud room and then you find me and then I go into the mudroom Don't touch our little people's limbs Okay, and just as you keep your hands on your stuff and not other people's limbs. And Sonya's like, geez, you know, she's all upset about the 90 that she stole last year. Yeah. We respect the home. And then they show a clip of how no one respects her home ever.

It's like, you know, ripping sconces off the wall and leaving like holes or whatever. And Sonya's stealing stuff out of the dead, you know, the memories of Richard Klaset. I mean, and why did it take Durinda four years to start establishing ground rules? How long does it take? It's good. It's good. It's gun. Lynn's gonna get it to you when we win. Hey, if you're in a room with his a man to ray on the ceiling, don't touch the man to ray, okay? It's just limit. Mm-hmm.

Lueanne's like, can I touch the swordfish? Because I'm about to touch the swordfish. Ha ha ha ha. Say one more song. Charge the swordfish. I touch the swordfish and guess what? I'm scarred She's like terrified of swordfish for whatever reason

So she's sharing a room with Sonya and they get the swordfish room and so she starts putting hats and And wait you're burying the lead here. Okay, it's not just like oh they're putting hats This is not just the swordfish room. They come into this room. The walls are like far-screen. This disgusting shade of green. There are two beds. There's a queen size bed, or maybe even a king, and then there's a fold out, and there's not really room for both. So they're both kind of like touching each other.

So you have to like, sort of like bound over both beds in order to get the other half of the room. And on top of that, on the wall, there are like giant sharks, and there's a shark, there's a swordfish, and there's some other fish that are like, I don't know, I guess like plastic or porcelain, whatever it is, but they're kind of like figures, I don't know, they're like life-sized.

They're real fish, it's like when people stuff a bear. Did it have to germine? Yeah, it's like when people touch stuff of bear, what they do to fish is they gut them and shawak them. Yeah, you know, you're right. That's like like fish on a wall, like a bass on a wall. So it was, it's like a weird, it was just a weird ass room. Yeah, it really was. And so Luans freaked out. So she starts putting hats and lights on everything and then falls over on one. And Sony is like, that was not me. Okay, I'm not getting in trouble for this. So she starts putting hats and lights on everything and then falls over on one and Sony is like that was not me

Okay, I'm not getting in trouble for this so she pulls out herself when it starts taking pictures of every flaw in the room She's yeah, I'm taking pictures of everything so I don't get blamed okay. I'm gonna cover my ass. I I mean not literally yeah, I'm Sonya, but you know, I'm not gonna get in trouble So she starts taking pictures of paint peeling off the walls Yeah Sonya, but you know, I'm not going to get in trouble. So she starts taking pictures of paint peeling off the walls Yeah, and after you know, Durinda's gonna be mad that Sonya was like pointing out all the faults in her house Exactly, that's gonna be an issue on the reunion personally by the way, I enjoyed um the uh the upkeep that Luand did I I Love that there was a little salmon hat on the shark and that the swordfish it had like Christmas lights on and it was so cute.

It was cute. I think she made a swordfish here. I think she made a swordfish here. Nice work. It's called so business swordfish. Listen, you can't put lipstick on a pig, but you can put Christmas lights on a swordfish. You know what I'm saying, girls? One, two, three, hit it, boys.

Christmas lights on a swordfish. Ding, ding, ding goes the fin in the sword on this swordfish. So I'm... Where is that swordfish I can read? Where is that swordfish I raised? The swordfish grow up so fast When will I have my own swordfish? If I were a swordfish, la da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da This has been my montage of Swarthish on the Roof. Thank you, Rami, for introducing music from my people to this Christmas episode. I felt bad about your origami, okay. Even I have some sympathy sometimes.

Don't feel bad. I was obsessed with your origami. I'm sorry, I have to tell up to vent about this. I got invited to a baby thing, first of all, like in July, and you know, I hate going to like baby parties. And so I, RCPDS, knowing full well, I'm not gonna go, but I still are RCPDS. I was like, well, maybe I'll go. And then someone sent a message out

to everyone on people who was supposed. It was like, we were thinking it would be so wonderful if we did a thousand origami cranes because of like that thing about their cranes of like whatever a thousand cranes whatever. And so we're gonna have a crane making party on Friday night. Please let us know if you can make it. I'm like, fuck no. I love origami. I like making myself a crane. I am not making a thousand cranes for a baby. Sorry, past. Yeah, one thing, baby, it's love cranes. Yeah, I'm not gonna, I am not making a thousand cranes for a baby. Sorry pass. Yeah, one thing babies love cranes Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna make a thousand cranes to decorate the so tell with no

How about yeah, how about no? I don't like when you have to RSVP that far in advance like you know I don't want to have to come up with an excuse stuff. It's like oh, I planned a trip really no one knows I Everyone knows I didn't plan a trip that far in advance, you know Well, we're literally traveling every weekend in July except for except for the weekend as part I'm like I don't want to book anything on the one weekend you have a watch what like Rapin's excuse the best kind exactly look at me look at look how it's all going to my head I'm becoming Bethany you know I can't I you know like the cranes you know what I can't I can't I can't get my crap in Merry crap ends, okay? Everybody's got a great cramp. Okay, you know what?

Happy crap ends, okay. And anyone who may be going to that party who is listening to this podcast, pretend I never said anything. Yeah, dump your Romana, keep it to yourself. So they're all getting ready for this party. It's nighttime now. Romana comes down in a hot pink fur jacket,

which you know she stole from somebody. She probably stole that from Kyle by Elaine to or something during that opening party And She's like I find ironic that you're the temperance woman to Rinta which now she's a ironic I can't believe Ramona is using words correctly and it's freaking me out Don't you think And she's like And then then to Durinda's like,

yeah, well, I'm getting make-it-i-rotic because I'm actually good as Rink. It's like, yeah, shocker. Yeah, my name is Selly Socker, and I'm glad to be invited to this party. So then Ramona, Ramona is supposed to be, her name is Lydia Bird song, but she goes, oh, I'm Lady Bird.

I'm an entrepreneur with the best feathers because they're organic, free range, Lady Bird. I'm an entrepreneur. I'm an entrepreneur. I'm an entrepreneur. I like free range. What is that? I like organic. Entrepreneurs like free range are so confused so Just saying about all the different aspects of lady bird song that that That speaks to her she she resonates with lady bird songs all those all those fresh natural hot pink birds Rolling around the world So ret is a litigate bird songs, I'm just sorry. Rhett's like, uh, wait, Rhett.

Oh, Rhett's a bugger. So the modern mystery people arrive. And they're, you know, dinner theater people. They're pretty much what you'd expect. It's Aiden, Freddie. It's Aiden, so it's, Rhett is the butler. You have Freddie Feathers, B, who owns the estate, and you have Aiden, who's Freddy's assistant. And Ramona just is like, I'm Lady Bird.

I'm Lady Bird, I'm like, your name is Lydia. Not Lady Bird. Lady Bird Johnson. She's like, are you the butler? He's like, yes, ma'am, how could you tell? She's like, I could tell by your accent, your fatness, the way you carry a towel on you, the way you hold yourself a butler hey can you do me a favor i have my bag is through down here which bring it upstairs please and also while you're upstairs can you look at this tv i'm concerned about the wires i want to

you know if you put those wires in also can we mount this television over here and we put this art over here like lady i'm not a real butler okay great I'll have some tea at five o'clock please thank you that's not then so I didn't break the rules so Ramona's like oh oh cuz they announced the the lead of the night Freddy feathers me and she's like my feathers are better okay that will gannick and I was like oh this is such a cringe flirt I mean Ramona is really a struggle muggle. Okay, she seems like the definition of struggle muggle. So why? You want to touch my feathers?

Feathers be made sure they're good as yours. I will, I also like that. Her character description obviously had like three words on it. She is, I forget what you call when you're someone who works with feathers in fashion. There's like a feathery, feathery A or something like that. There's actually a term for it, but they're like, okay, she makes things with feathers,

she likes organic, she likes free range. So there's the only three things. So she just repeats them in different orders. Oh, do you like my feathers? Organic and free range. I'm gonna have a Frida now, because I like feathers and I like organic and I like free range. That's my character.

I'm building my character right now, okay. Are these Frida's free range? Because I now. Okay. Are these Fred is free range? Because I only free range are they all canic do they have feathers in them? That's my character Lydia bird song lady So this is Durinda's party and she's the least interested. I have to say in these guys She's like yeah, let's really he owns the house Why are you just in case something this was rich in house, okay? This is these! Why are you distancing me? Let me tell you something, this is Richie's house. Okay, this is Richie's house. This is my father's house. And Richie's house.

So Freddie, you better get out of here. I don't know who these people are. It's like, to rent those with the hired actors. And she's like, uh, yearly assistant, what do you do? And he's like, whatever my master wants. And she's like, and Ramada goes, anything. Come on. Yes, Ramada. Everyone's here to bang you. Okay. Sit down.

So then Carol comes in as Sylvia Tredway, aka polypolitico. I'm like, did did did Carol give herself a new name entirely? I was confused. Why did why was she Sylvia Tredway, aka polypolitico? She, she said why she's like, well, my name is Walter Bands, but they call me polypolitical because they like to make fun of the fact that I'm writing for Congress. Oh, nice lot in memorization, nice character memorization. And then, oh, yeah, Tinsley is with Carol, right? And this part, and she's like, I'm ready. I'm ready for this party and Carol's like, I have cigarettes. But just hilarious. And then Tim's like, well, I live next door. And my dad made money in the defense industry. We know the bowings. Okay. She's like, I live next door. It's 1920 and we made our money selling Microsoft office.

We are related to the gate. We're enemies with the Macaathies. Why would you play virus scanners? We're the Norton's. Don't question me if you ever want to fly again. So Carolyn Tensley talked a little bit about Bethany and the Adam situation and they're like, what? Huh? But whatever. So now we go downstairs and Sonia has made they're like, what? Huh? But whatever.

So now we go downstairs and Sonia has made her entrance as Maria Antipasta, which is my favorite name. She's the accountant and like Ramona, Sonia is very, she's very keen on character development. So to make, in case anyone forgot that she's the accountant, she brought a calculator from the future. Okay. Well, you know, I went and I took a time machine, I took like HG Wells time machine.

I found a calculator, I brought it back, I thought it'd be really helpful, and now we can fend off the great depression, which oh yeah, that's coming in about eight years. HG owed me one, I banged him once. So Sonya's like, I love any party with a costume. Okay, so this is one thing I notice Sony's doing more. Do you hear me? How I'm talking right now? She just shakes her head whenever she talks. Have you noticed that? She's like popping her head

now. She's like, I love any party with a costume. And I like the men. I mean, there could be more, but I'll take them. Okay, you guys are really fatist because at first I thought they met all the men, but then later she's like, what there's only two men. I'm like, there is three men But they're three men. You're just being fatist against poor rent Also what a accountant just walks around with an old-fashioned calculator, which of course is not the old-fashioned calculator to us and like fashion calculator, which of course is not the old fashion calculator to us and like like some treasure from the future. It's people from 1920, but I'll say have you ever seen, you know, oh, you know, I'm a CPA. Oh, let me, I'm just going to walk around with my calculator out all day long, just

tabulating everything. Like someone would say, well, you have a lovely cheekbone. She'd be like, yes, I do. And I just did some division. Can you even buy those things anymore? She's like, yes, I do and I just did some division. Can you even buy those things anymore? I just imagine she walked down to the basement and fried that out of pickles cold dead hands. It's a calculator number three made from parts from calculator number one and two. So Bethany are actually comes down and she's, um, she's like acting, which is hilarious.

She's acting, but she's still very Bethany because she's Melanie Wharton and she comes down and he's like Hello, good, ma'am. I'm but I'm Freddie Feathersby and I have I this is my mansion. She's like okay Hi, what's going on? Hello? I'm Melanie Warton What's a matat? What's like going on? What's happening? But she still basically gives him the gold shoulder time. What's going on? What's happening? But she still basically gives him the gold shoulder. He's just cold shouldering everybody. But I think it's her character. And he's like, your business acumen proceeds you. And she's like, apparently, I'm the brains because Freddy's

immediate. I fit right in. Okay, so this is where, you know, we talk a lot about how Bethany would many we're loving you're the next minute She's the total villain that we can never forget. Yes. This is one moment where it's like this is why Bethany needs to always be on this show in my Television she is hilarious in the segment. She really is so first. They'll now they're like so they're They're all gathering downstairs and people are coming in one at a time But so now Bethany has made her entrance. She's talking around. And Sonia, of course, is being ridiculous. She goes, hmm, this looks expensive.

Let me write this down. Sonia. It's a fritter. So Bethyn needs to start snarking on everybody. She's like, do you rent us fighting for a pro-habitian? That's a little dyslexic. Sonia's trying to get money from... Sonia's trying to get money from some old guy.

Some same bitch, different era. Yeah, things, things again, a little, it's, things again, a little cold. And yes, like, it's a little cool, a little cool. I'm trying to do a 1920s presidential joke, but it occurred to me. This is 1920 and Coolidge was not until 1922. And you know what, like, come here. Like, I'll see you come here right now. Come here.

I'll tell you, it's from the 20s. Lady Bird Johnson. She'd love to get drink. I'll take from the 20s lady bird Johnson. She'd love to good drink Knowns from the 20s Avery she's in her 20s and I look like I'm in my 20s So people always say you get to look at best friends. You're in there boring 20s, okay? So Carol comes down to that Hi Here's my dad husband or whatever and I'm about to think he's like,

Carol's playing a political know-it-all and lace with a deceased husband. Carol's playing Carol. Carol's playing Carol. And then, Tinsley comes down, she's like, hi, Nell neighbors, and they're just like, Tinsley looks like Tinsley. Like she's just wearing her normal outfit

and like, they be able to take a pair. A baby dress of some sort, a lace baby ball dress this time. Like she's just wearing her normal outfit and like they be able to take care of a baby dress of some sort a lady's baby ball dress this time and there's no neighbors does it say there's no neighbors seen a churril So Carol lights a cigarette in Bethany's face and say if you don't mind I don't like this smoking Because Carol's taking up smoking out of the guys with costumes. Okay. Carol's smokes now basically. Which is hilarious. The girls become a smoker just because of costumes. I know. So now Ramona proves that even when any character, she's still Ramona because

she goes up to Freddie and she goes just saying, no, we left the room, eating your assistance at the HATES you. Like wow, you really can't, like you are literally even trying to throw up shit between fictional characters. So yeah, and then Freddie's like, did he really say that? And he's like, I would never say that.

Why would I ever say that? And it was actually hilarious because then they show a flashback and Aiden just goes, I hate him. I thought it was going to be like, well, he's not the nicest. He's like, no, he literally goes, I hate him. Leave it after Ramonit to just ruin the mystery. And then when he says, and when he says, I hate him, Ramonit goes, and you say it with such a smile on your face. Are you hitting on me?

And Beth and he's like, what, what are you doing? with such a smile on your face. Are you hitting on me? And Beth and he's like, what, what are you doing? Like, like, like, yeah. Like, why are you doing that? You know, that's not nice. Why are you doing that? Why are you blowing up Aiden's spot? She never knows, not constructive. When someone leaves the room, you tell them the exact same thing.

You tell them what somebody said about him. Who does that? The music is like they have all new music for this, which is hilarious. It's such a good episode. But you could tell in a weird way, Bethany was really angry, because it's like, that's just like Ramana.

Okay, like a fictional character confides in her, and the first thing she does is like, just gossip and stuff like that. You can't even give up now. Why should you do that? Why do you do that? You're not a nice person, you're not a nice person to aid in, you're not a nice person to fuddy fuddy

to fuddy to fuddy to fuddy to fuddy to fuddy to fuddy to be. You're not like, you're a bad person, you're a bad person, What do you do these things? You know, you see like, you see Lydia Bird song on like a pool in the pool noodles, be like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Anyway, we're gonna go back to me. She goes, this is an attraction to Freddy, okay? And I want him to know that he surrounds himself with the wrong people, okay?

I'm here for Freddy Feathers be. Hey Freddy, what does this make you think of? Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, sh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, sh, sh. I don't know what that means. I think I'd die of Beatos no globe. So then the Butler gives the speech and of course, Luane comes down five hours later. The game is already started. She's like, manage. She's like, we're Aussie cocktails.

Bonjour. Now Luane, you know, you were married to a Frenchman for nearly 20 years. Please tell me, please tell me your French is better than this, because this was Thomas Ravenel, she's like, oh, bonjour Monsieur. And then a just sweet tray retard, a ill-fait thwad, a javoudre on boat, si buu plays. And that's like your pathetic and I'm a dinner theater actor. And that means like why isn't anybody trying to frittest? That's real mystery here. These predators are delicious. Why isn't anybody trying to eat the cold bitters? Yes, she's fritters. Like, you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to make skinny cold fritters. They're going to be called skittas. Skittas, skittas, skittas. Be fritter. Be fritter. Fritter. That's what you just said. I'm going to have to fritter filters.

I'm going to have to fritter filters. Fritter filters. I'm suing them. Britters. So Aiden, so the bathroom is like, so if I got like, like, club's on, how am I supposed to eat with a fitter? How much do you fit it with a white gloves on so she's trying the fritter and while she's trying it Aiden suddenly starts to get ill and he's like

And he just flops over and dies and he's literally like going to go dying and all you hear is Bethany going So, I don't want to see how good these fritters are like is, is anyone else freaking out about these fritters? Like, why is anyone talking about these fritters? So, so good, they're like the main thing. The fritters. Bethany, someone died. What the fritters are, what the fritters. Someone get a doctor. Oh, the mouse, the mouse. I shall do some of the way I'm like,

man. Quassant. She starts giving him mouth to mouth. And then Freddie's like, well, let's discuss this in the dining room. I bet he's like help him I gotta put it in my hand. Would you believe it girl someone died? I didn't even get to sing my songs to him. Who was he?

A little baby don't say word. You're dead now I guess you can't. Well that ruined my act thanks a lot Aiden. 321 killing him softly with my mouth to mouth resuscitation. Yeah I hope they tipped well because that's a lot okay, that's a lot so the bett goes Sorry, no go on. No go ahead. I like the bethine goes did he have a feta? Did he have white line? I did have a feta. Oh god are these Freddis killers? I don't even care like kill me 20 times That's how many army to get these season delicious

So they go into the dining room and She's like, Freddie, it's you and I now. And Ramona goes, oh my God, Freddie is next to me. Before the dead man was, so thank you. Now it's a live man. Ramona is the worst actress of all time. Like someone died and she's like, well, this is great news.

I like it to say next to Freddie. Before it was aided and then aided was me. He hated you. But I'm attracted. I's a next to Freddy before it was aided and aided was me. He hated you, but I'm attracted. I feel an attraction with you, Freddy. And now our attraction can grow. I'm an entrepreneur. Can I have three glasses, please?

Excuse me, I would like three glasses. One of the killer, one with limes, and one with water, Rhett, please go get it. So Freddy's like well if we bring the police in the town and Tinsies hiding behind a bush outside Luann's like poor girl. I would never want to be like that The way I was like Poor girl, I would never want to be like that But you know what's funny is they actually start treating red the butt look like an actual butler because I was just joking before

But I forgot that remodel literally goes. Oh, I love what you're giving. I love this cocktail But can I just get more ice more to keep on a little bit more club side? I'm so I so I thanks bring my Girls of him she goes look I care about alien, but really, where's the butler? There's no drink here. And Red's like, I heard, I'll be back, and then you hear him in the back, he goes, get them drinks. They're yelling. I missed that.

He's like, they think I'm an actual butler, so let's like get this go on here. And they're like, you want tequila and lose, he's like, ah, tequila. I can't drink this tequila because I fall into dubuces. And then it shows are falling into the bushes and they put a caption that says 19-19. That was my favorite thing and they put like a little like cinematic things to it. That was one of the funniest things they've ever done. 19-19, like that is such a stupid and brilliant thing to do. Ooh, Durrinda is just turning evil at this point, okay?

And Freddy's like, well, cheers to Dad Aiden. She's like, never liked him. No! Never liked him, never liked him. So now Freddy starts choking at the table, and the Hawaiian goes, the fritters! No! No!

No! Girl's like, I'm lick, I'm like, it's a natural monastery. And so a ruminous breaking this guy's bones, you know, I'm like, I'm like, I'm shaking all day long. And then Sony gets behind him and just starts nodding his head because the reds like, ladies, I'm not really about there. I'm a cop. Well, I still need a drink copper. He goes, look, Freddie's dead, even though you're trying to make him nod for no reason. And so it's like, so now it's like, I was excited. I was like, Oh, good. Now the murder mystery can begin and red goes,

Okay, now you have to figure out who killed it and and when it goes, me, I did it. I didn't you know, I didn't, he didn't just swear it. Now with mine. So I did it. I didn't, you know, I didn't, he didn't just swear it not with mine, so I did it. I was like, you organized this entire week and you had everyone get into costume, you hired these people, and the moment that the mystery starts, you're like, I did it so much. I did it. I've been drinking this breakfast.

Let's just make it in. And you could see that was fine. And he's like, well, yes, that's correct. And you just confessed to it, and my work here is done. And here's about Dom Perignon. And I'm going back down to the cat skills. I know. At first, I thought, what a waste of the 10 little Indians, because Durinda has those 10 little Indian statues on the mantle in there or whatever, the some shelf in there. And I forgot that that's a part of her natural decor, which is really creepy. I would never stay at that house. She's like, one by one, people get married. I was, I really was bothered by the fact that different short circuit at the murder mystery. I want to see it all play out. I want you to see them all like accuse each other of murder and things like that. Maybe they maybe it happened. Maybe the has cut it out. She's like, I win, I'm starving and the win because only in this country you take pride for killing

someone or you get a prize for killing someone. Nice commentary, the way. And then Ramona goes, hey, for bottles of champagne, I'll become a murderer any day. That's on record, Ramona. So it's another having dinner and Beth and he's already trying to stir shit. She's like, hey Ramana, where in the Berkshire's? Where does Heather live? Remember you were at a house and she goes, I was there. She had no conditioning. Almost died.

Okay, I had to go to the Berkshire's that woman had no air conditioning. And girl goes, that's rude. I don't say that woman. And she goes, okay, the woman. I was like, Heather I forgot her name. Sorry, I forgot her. I just remember she said Hala, which is not appropriate because it's celebrating Christmas Not haka The mind goes. What can I tell you? I'm not saying this. Ah, so your mind is going for names or the things you say because remember

He said I called I called Carol a puppet remember that I was like, uh-oh You're open in a can of worms miss. I don't think you want to be opening this right now because you've been admitted that you basically called her a puppet. Well yeah and then but you know it's the Berkshire's Bethany can't help open up the can of worms the Berkshire's she can't she can't help it. So she doesn't say it. And so they're starting to talk about it and Carol's like I mean you know I wouldn't say that I know you wouldn't say that.

You know what I mean, you can say it. Like, you know. And they're going back and forth sort of a circle. They're kind of like posturing a little bit and finally, during this, like, can I just say this? I just can't say, don't get mad. And don't you get mad.

But they think you have a little bit of tension. You're gonna be taking it up now. And I'm the only one brave enough to say it, okay? I'm on the side. I can't say anything. I just repeated it. I just repeated it. I just repeated it okay shut up Ramona But it's like I don't feel tense and Carol's like well I miss a little off and then here we go we're off to the races Yeah, so first it starts off pleasantly enough with Carol saying Well, if you have a problem with me,

but I'm saying, I don't have a problem with you. I don't have a problem with you. It's like, well, you know, I heard about what, you know, Adam or the financial support to your charity and but he's like, I don't need any support. I don't need any support. You didn't even ask about it once. So like, why don't you support you?

You didn't even ask about your charity. And now it goes from like, well, I don't have an issue. I don't have an issue to like, oh, by the way, except I have these five issues. And she's like, I have these five issues too. Yes. And I have to point out that Carol's hands are shaking at this point. Like she was saying, you know, it is. And I was like, you go in and I don't blame her. Bethany's terrifying.

And she knows because she's helped Bethany for all these years be terrifying. So it's kind of karma. Terrified. She is scared. And I'm, you know, I always root for the one that's more terrified. So I'm like, you go, Carol, which I have. That's how I'm kind of karma. Terrified. She is scared. And I'm, you know, I always root for the one that's more terrified. So I'm like, you go, Carol, which I haven't said before. That's hampery, you're just saying. I, I, yeah, exactly. I'm going to sneeze. So you talk, because I'm not sneezing.

So she's like, what? Tristly all I said is I just didn't hear about it for Puerto Rico. And that's the truth. And she goes, oh, really? Because page six called about some feud story. And I killed the story because it wasn't true. But I hear these rumblings not only from Dorenda. you said Derinda's the one who called page six and then Derinda Doesn't really deny it. She's just like, yeah, I mean well, maybe she did deny it but it was like in that Derinda way like

With me which I think it probably was Derinda which is hilarious because that's what she screamed at Sonya for last year. I don't know. I don't believe it. I don't think they're page 6 calling. I don't, I feel like Duran does not the type that would call the page 6 oddly enough. I wouldn't be called her. She saw them at a party or something. Yeah, or I wouldn't be surprised that Duran told someone and then that person told page 6. I just, I don't see Duran does being the type to call page 6 Sonya would do it, but yeah. So, yeah, so page 6 said that there's a feud and then Carol killed the story, as you said. So then-

And then Bethany is an embarrassed because now she's in trouble with Derinda and she's well, look, you were the only person I told something to and then they called me. So I did say that. And Luean's like, you said that, that Page Six and Derinda. It's like, okay, Luean, the murder mystery is over, you can calm down everybody. She's like, just we ask her to go. And then Bethany automatically is like, oh my God, I did say that, but I didn't think it was gonna come out. Like what, I don't even have a safe space with Carol.

I don't even have a safe space to carry. I got confused here. Can you walk me through this again? Because so Carol, Carol heard, Page Six called up Carol to say, we hear that you're feuding and Carol killed the story now She thinks it is but then what was it? How can you just can you just teach it to me? Sorry? Well, I think Carol is trying to pull Durinda in because she doesn't want to go alone

Against Bethany, but she's she's basically just saying she's heard that Bethany said That she called Adam for Houston and Puerto Rico and he refused to go because he wasn't getting paid and she was calling him an operator and all this stuff. Which is basically what happened, right? So Bethany is caught. Is that? She just starts repeating things back to Carol and being like, you are, you are, you are. First of all. Is that what made it into page 6? The Adam comment? No, it was that they had a feud. That Bethany and Carol were feuding. Right.

And Bethany was saying, like, I only told Dorenda about the Adam comment. Is that what she's referring to there? No, I think she was, I don't know. I think she was confused with everyone. Because it seems like it would have come out a while ago, but because I just had lunch last week, but you never know, because editing, you know.

But I guess my question is when like Bethany is caught, like she's caught because she's, she's caught because she was talking to you about Adam. That's what you're basically saying. Yes, and then she starts, she starts trying to argue about the details. So she's like, well, why don't you come to me?

You never told me you called Adam about Houston. I said, I didn't, I didn't call him. I didn't call him. Okay, well, you never told me you emailed Adam. I didn't email him. I didn't email him. Okay, well, what was it? Smoke signals? She goes, yeah, smoke signals. It was smoke signals, Carol never told me you emailed Adam. I didn't email him. I didn't email him. Okay, well, what was it? Smoke signals?

She goes, yeah, it was smoke signals. It was smoke signals, Carol. What did you do? You contacted him? Well, it was clearly text. Text is the last option or I am, right? Or maybe she DMed him on Twitter. But like, yeah, Bethany is suddenly playing the semantics game,

which as they later say, as Derenna says later, when you're playing the semantics game you're losing the argument basically. Yes. And Carol is going to win anyway with a word game because she's right a girl. Yeah. She goes, okay, but you have never told me that you engaged Adam to go to Houston and definitely is like, okay, if this is what you want, then go ahead, tell you story. Tell you story. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah, because Carol is like, if this is the vibe, I don't like it. So when Carol says, you never told me that you would engage Adam to go to Houston,

then Bethany is like, you don't get freaking me out right now. You actually freaking me out, you're freaking me out. You're very freaking me out. And that's when Durrind is like, you know what? Are you going crazy, Carol? Are you going crazy? Because Carol's not yelling. She's handling this very well.

Carol is in control. She's actually winning the argument by far. This is actually one of the first times we've seen Bethany really not go toe to toe with someone. So it was about to start crying. Like she can't win this and she can't say she's wrong because she's Bethany. So she's just confused and then I started feeling bad because she starts crying or about to cry.

But then I can't feel bad because she's like, go on, Carol, you're freaking me out. Go ahead. Like she says it in that way, like, go ahead and just betray me on TV. Go ahead. Yeah. Well, I think I was surprising. Bethany is really like her skill set is that she can really take someone down. When someone comes for her, she can take them down. Maybe she was just so blind sighted that this was coming from Carol. I don't know. But, you know, Dorenda was right.

She's like, when an emotional conversation becomes about precision, about, like, you know, it's like, it becomes frustrating because it's not about the time. It's not about who called who. Because they start fighting about, like, you know, Carol says, Carol says something like, well, Adam couldn't go on Sunday because he had a clinic. Bethesda, well, wasn't on Sunday. It was on Saturday. Well, I was Saturday. Well, but that's, well, it matters. You know what, like, like, facts matter to me. It's like, it's important for me to have the facts because it's Saturday, Saturday, and Sunday. That, that, that, that,

that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's to me. That's like, almost like you're, you're stalling because you don't know what to come, you don't know what to come at the person for. You't know how to rebut them so you get them tangled up in Manusha, well normally she's when she comes for people it's so crude and mean and out of the blue and she doesn't have an Emotional stake like she doesn't give a fuck about Ramona or Sonia or Luan I don't think really she's just like be rating them and being a horrible human being in this case her The feelings are hurt so she can't just say well my feelings are her because one minute we're friends the next minute You're hanging out with tensley because then she looks like a pussy and she doesn't want to look like that

You know, it's like her and you don't want to sit in front of tensley also Right, like that's something you don't want even won't even admit that to herself, you know But it's so obvious to everyone else and so she's she's hurt, you know, but it's so obvious to everyone else. And so she's hurt, you know, so Roman it goes, all girls have gone toe to toe with Bethany, but Carol has better verb, both skills. She just like has tripped up saying verbal, which is so Roman and she's like, I'm so proud. Carol, okay. I mean, give her this snow globe. I'll be like, listen, join me at my concert, okay? So then Carol's like, every time we're together, you're aggressive and dismissive with me.

And Bethany goes, that's not the case. I'm like, you just dismissed what she just said. It's like case dismissed. I'm not dismissive, case dismissed. It is, honey. Oh, she goes, it is, honey, it is. Don't call me honey. Okay, don't call me honey.

It's kind of sounding, all right. It's kind of sounding boo-boo. It's like, wait a second. It's kind of setting. All right. It's kind of setting boo boo. It's like wait a second Just stop talking and she goes don't raise your voice don't raise your voice. Oh, don't get your own carol Don't control me Carol. I mean it's really losing because Carol's my carol doesn't have the physical ability to raise her voice Barely raise that cigarette holder It's terrible. The way you're talking is terrible.

No one lines and screams more than you, Bethany. You don't allow other people to speak. If it's something else, you don't like it. If it's something you don't like. Bethany, you are the queen railroader here. You have all four railroads in Monopoly. You are the railroad person here. You are the one who does not allow people to speak. Yeah, I'm not going to be a real brood. I'm not going to be a real brood. I'm not going to be a real brood. I'm not going to be a real brood.

I'm not going to be a real brood. I'm not going to be a real brood. I'm not going to be a real brood. I'm not going to be a real brood. I'm not going to be a real brood. I'm not going to be a real brood. I'm not going to be a real brood. I'm not going to be a real brood.

I'm not going to be a real brood. I'm not going to be a real brood. I'm not going to be a real broodany had a text this week where a text, a tweet, where she was like, uh, well, it's not a direct quote, it's just a basic, but she's like, well, you know, I don't have time to worry about this because I'm worrying about people on pretty week go who are dying. Which is the most annoying thing about people who are charitable. It's like, you're doing great work, but then you use that as like, then all of a sudden it's like your Teflon, like, well, you can't come for me because I'm actually, it's like, yeah, man, like, why do you have to be feeding people who need food desperately? Because now it's like, oh, I can't be petty with you anymore. I like, no, we can still be petty with you.

But so yeah, you were still an asshole. Like, that doesn't erase things that you've done, you know? Well, thanks for the help, but it doesn't, to use that as an excuse, it's like the dead, that Jackson's dad dying, it as an excuse. It's like the dead that jacks is dad dying It's an excuse for everything and then this thing It's like people are finding these emotional ways to block themselves from criticism. I'm sorry, but it's transparent You can't do that. It's worry. Yeah, so with Bethany says you don't allow other people to speak if it's something you don't like Carol's like no, I love you. I love you. I'm great affection for you Bethany I just said well, it doesn't seem so right now and

Then Carol says it doesn't seem that I don't know what I think I stopped writing for some reason That's a right that's a right lesson I wrote and then next week it looks like it goes to shit really fast And then it's like fun again. Yeah, exactly Yeah, it was pretty surprising. I think you're really right. I think that basically what happened was over the summer Carol and tinsley started hanging out more and Bethany felt left out. And then on top of that, it was probably dovetailed with what Bethany perceived as Carol,

not caring about her charity. And she probably was sensitive to that more because she felt like Carol was already giving her their cold shoulder. Like, Carol probably was not, Carol was probably not being any less, giving any less attention to the charity than she would have normally,

but because it's in the context of her being hanging out with Tinsley Moore, Bethany took it, felt it more. But then the question is, why was Carol hanging out with Tinsley Moore and not Bethany, what role did Bethany play on that? I don't know. They just seemed to like each other and they're dating friends you know

their boyfriends are friends carol introduced the boyfriend to tensly so they're probably double dating and having fun yeah i bet he's just out of it and then it's like giving a maternity and so carol told you up they will all match your charity all match your charity donation what you give me all match to your charity which is kind of well maybe you took offense to that i mean i don't know but i think you just how do you really nailed it which is kind of, well, maybe you took offense to that. I mean, I don't know. But I think you just how you really nailed it, which is that there were probably, it was like, double dates with, like, Carol Adam and Scott and Tinsley, even though Carol and Adam

were like, sort of, in this weird place, they still would probably do in double dates and Bethany probably felt left out. And so even though it wasn't like, Carol was hanging out with Tinsley Moore, the way that they did hang out probably triggered some sort of loneliness that Bethany feels that then made her, it projected in a way of like, you guys are leaving me out. Like it, like, it, like, summons her to that she feels about her state of, like, her past dating actually. I think it was just simple. Like her feelings are hurt. That was her friend and out's tensile friend, you know? And, yeah, I can see that. But you know, having a good emotional excuse

doesn't, isn't an excuse. It's a reason, but it's not an excuse. Yes, I know it was so funny, because I'm such a fucker. You know, I spent like two years being like, I'm sick of Carol and Bethany being like the mean girls are always like together being mean girls And I'm like I miss Carol and Bethany Yeah, but you know, I'm glad it didn't get too nasty. I mean it did get kind of it looks like it's getting nasty

But for now, it's gonna be nasty by the by the reunion it's gonna be nasty because it's getting nasty in the blogs Yeah, but it's nice to see Bethany being taken down a peg because she deserves it. And she's too mean to people and she's ridiculous. And if you have a legit problem with someone, talk it out. Don't just go talk shit behind their back. Yeah.

And they try and make it look like you're the victim. It seems like that's what she does. She's like, I'll make everybody talk to Carol so that it looks like Carol's yelling at me. And I can sit here and cry and act like the victim. when I'm the one who did everything in the first place. So my phone... And I feel like Carol is secretly like Candy Burris, which is in the sense that I think that she is capable of forgiving but not forgetting.

And so even if Bethany has a moment where she's like, you know what, at the end of the day, I think my feelings were hurt. And I think I felt like a certain sort of way and I projected and I handled it wrong and I was a total bitch to you I think Carol would be like, well, thank you. I appreciate that and I should have been more attentive Yada yada yada, but I think Carol would never let Bethany back in Well, I don't know how deep she was in in the first place. It's hard to tell with those two They were in they were were. They did Christmas together. Yeah, but they kind of seemed to hate each other. So, Bethany seemed to kind of hate girls sometimes. You make, what? You don't know what ice cream is. What? You don't like that. But that was the funny part of their relationship because Carol,

in those situations, Carol would sort of play like the dumb person, you know, which maybe Carol presented because sometimes you sometimes you have a dynamic with someone where you wind up playing a role and you can't really help it, but you kind of get pushed into that role where you're like, okay, she's going to be the know-it-all, so I'm going to, like you start to mentally coast a little bit, so you're now the one that's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, and you're like, wait a second, I've been put into this role, and I didn't have to be put in this role. Yep, I don't know. It's very emotional. It's been a long podcast, but we're laughing, we're crying.

Really get through it. I'm pretty much it. We will be back tomorrow with something strong, everybody. Looking forward to it, and remember, of course, we will show just like Bethany. You get to go to WatchYourCrapers.com by tickets to our shows. We want to see all your smiling faces. We are all across the country. It's going to be amazing. Our New York show in Phoenix, I think will be spectacular. And that's it. That's it. Yeah. Bye everybody. Bye. Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today.

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