Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Nutcrackers, Drunks, and Jill Zarin - Live from Palm Beach

Episode Date: August 24, 2018

The first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH. Yes, it's another live show, and this time we have special guests: Captain Lee ("Below Deck") and Lea Black ("Real Housewives of Miami")!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What's what? What's what? What's what? What's what? What's what? I'm Ben and this is Ronnie. Welcome to Watch What Cravans. We're all the trash talk and all the crap happens. Hello, S. Palm Beach. God dammit. Wow.

All right, so who's been watching New York? You've been watching New York? That would be with Andy going, shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Well, why do you think he said that? Ramona! What is it about Ramona that makes you think that?

Have you ever seen anybody try to talk over Ramona? I might be able to help talk her. No. Well, what struck you about the reunion? The bloodletting. They were after each other. They were all coming at it. I think they were going mostly for Bethany. What do you think? Yeah, can you imagine somebody leaving Ramona alone to go after Bethany? Do you guys think Ramona that Bethany deserved them going after her? That was a yes. What about the others? No, ah, dirty using.

Oh hell, I don't know. The only thing I wanted to go after was all that jewelry they had on. All right, well, I don't like this angle. It's not doing me justice. I need more hair and better makeup. So I think it's time that we switch couches. All right, let's switch couches. All right,'s time that we switch couches. Alright let's switch couches. Alright D-B-B-B. Switch those couches. Солмашный табенц! Солмашный табенц! Солмашный табенц! Солмашный табенц!

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Oh my God, welcome to Watch Your Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. Yeah. You're all get set up up here. West Palm Beach has really treated us like Julia Roberts, you know, it's my go-to. I know we always go to Julia Roberts Even like old Julia Roberts like old Derby because you know like she's back now. She's like I'm very dramatic now I'm like shut up. Yeah, you're pretty woman You're pretty woman. It is so

Yeah, it's been so great here. Thank you, West Palm. Oh my god. We've been walking through the streets and people are like, What's up? I know. Made a bath in the shared room! Like, yes! This has been such a fun trip. You know, normally when we go to different cities, you okay? Like set the things and shimmy.

Ron is convulsing. The thought of Julia Roberts walking. And ladies down with Julia Roberts, no. Without being amazing, if she actually showed up. No, but normally when we go, when we do our live shows, and by the way, thank you guys so much for coming to our show. It means a lot to us. It's really awesome.

But normally when we go, it's usually like a whirlwind. We land, and then the next day we're doing notes and everything. Sleep, we sleep. I eat. I sleep, okay. That's all I do. That's all I ever do.

I do in life, I do when we travel, I love it. But we're like, this is Palm Beach, uh, West Palm Beach. Technically we're in West Palm Beach right now. Well, we know the goddamn difference now, I'll tell you that. We're like, we are now wasting this opportunity. We are going on the Lou tour. And we got a major boost thanks to Ricky from the colony. From the colony. Okay, so this dude Ricky at the colony, this is his job title, Manager of Fun. Yeah. And he really excelled at it because first we went to the colony and we saw already at

the colony we saw six different crap and spans there, which was super cool. Where are you in colony fans? And then we had delicious food, by the way, delicious, delicious food there. And then that place is fucking crazy. And no one is going to forget what room they're in in that place, okay? Yeah. So I don't know for those of you who haven't been, it's like from the 20s or the 60s, I don't know, I'm very young, but a long time ago, where things were very bright and there

was wallpaper. Remember that? Yeah. So every room is like bright wallpaper, it's like crazy, it's crazy. That's a mix between crazy and amazing. It was really great. But you are not going to get confused. You're in the jungle or you're in the Princess Palace.

Like what is it, Lewand? Like, we've been at so many Lewand Lies. It was literally Mario Kart. Like, one's Princess Peach's Castle, one's Bowser. Yes, you're riding an ice cream cone. You're like, what the fuck? Yeah. We literally almost did.

So this guy Ricky, so cute. So there's this thing in front. It's a three-seater golf cart that he's redone for the colony to match the pink of the colony. OK, so it's pink. Yes, with fringe. With fringe, the top is like a tassel. It's like, we're like, this is amazing.

You know, let's get a picture, stuff. But you know, my ass will ask because I watch housewives and I know who Lisa Rina is. And she's like, she's like, I believe to receive for whatever she says. I believe in receiving. Hello, how are you, Colin? Yeah, I'm coming in.

So I just looked at Ricky and his beautiful little eyes and I was like, Ricky, golf cart, tour, tour golf cart, tour, yes we will, we will take it, we will take it. Thank you, thank you, I'm worried about Kim. Do not talk about my husband. He's like, whoa, Ricky's like, who are these guys? We were literally like this all day long, okay. So, like, all day.

So Ricky gave us a golf cart tour of Palm Beach where the pink colony golf cart with a friend blowing in the wind and we saw all the sights. We saw where the wind got married. We saw where she got engaged, where her engagement party was or the rehearsal dinner. We saw where she got arrested. The seats.

Although, we learned we did not actually see the prison her engagement party was or the rehearsal dinner we saw where she got arrested the seats although We learned we did not actually see the prison that she was held in overnight because apparently that's in the boondocks Over in the swamp or something like that. But monsters. I know they're wrong prison Well, I think we were part of the way Either way, it was like it was a true thrill and like Palm Beach West Palm Beach. This is a beautiful place and we're having the best time already You know Love it here Of course I'm always complaining about heat and how hot it is

But you know what at least everybody sweating here, you know, yeah, I Feel young like there's some old there's some old, you know people who are just like fuck it I'm not old. I'm just in short shorts scratching my nuts and it taught me Bahamas shirt You know sweat out hot young girl friends. I'm like, yes, this is my town. Okay. I'm like mystic pizza Julia Roberts Now before we get going here Now a bunch of you have worn t-shirts and cool, fun, things, et cetera. So we always like to do giveaways and stuff.

Make sure you take a photo of yourself and hashtag it. Just hashtag WCRAPENS. Because at the end of the night, we have some really cool prizes including... Dinner for two at the colony. Oh! Exclusive gifts from LearBlack.com are going to be colony. Oh! Exclusive gifts from Leoblack.com are going to be yours. Oh!

People freak out over these Leoblack gifts as hilarious. We've been giving them away at the shows. Girls like line up like, who won? Who won? Who was it? Yeah. Damn girl. So, if you want to win some free shit, you know,

make sure you take a picture, just hashtag WWCRAP and so we can see him. We have some judges in there. I would love to continue pattering, but we got some real housewives in New York. We got to talk with a housewives in New York. Oh my god. You know, we told people we said,

you got to come to the show tonight because we're talking about episode one of the reunion of New York, You have to have to come. It could be hell. It could be high watt. I don't know. It could be a lot of things. It was amazing. Okay. And then I went on the internet today to read people's afterthoughts because

they're always so different than mine. You know, I'm always like, Bethany was a total bitch. She deserved it. And then I woke up and everyone's like, Oh my God. Poor Bethany. Am I right? Am I right? And so I was like reading about how traumatic and dark and depressing and horrible Oh my God, poor Bethany, am I right? Am I right? Am I right?

And so I was like reading about how traumatic and dark and depressing and horrible the season was and I was like, what are- what these bitches watching? Yeah. We all have the same TVs, right? I was amazed. It took me two and a half hours to watch this show. Oh, yeah. I mean, because we have to agree that Real House of New York is probably one of the very

best things on television. Like, of all time. Yeah, right now it's a sharp object, real housewives of New York. Yeah. I mean, at least say reference to Game of Thrones. Like they reference something good in this. So anyway, so the reunion begins. You know, they always start the reunion as if it's going to be like the next like a van der Holyfield fight, you know. Don't, don't, he was like trying to out them all politically and nobody would answer.

Like the ones who didn't answer you, no, but for Trump, you know? But Sony was one of the ones who would answer, and she came with Ivana's hair, which was hilarious. She came with Ivana Trump hair. She was just like... So for some reason, they decided to open up this entire, like, combative hour with Carol, just being like, I would describe reunion day as a blend of root therapy and torture.

Ah! It's like, great. Way to start us off. She's like giving the journalist answer. So then to Rindagas. You know, it's like giving the journalist answer. So then Durinda goes, you know, really how you predict? Really? By the way, Durinda has a bandaid on her eye. Okay, that's how this opens. I just can't really how you predict what's gonna happen

at a reunion. It's like really, really, really, Durinda, you're wearing a bandaid on your eye already. And then it cuts to Annie and the reunion going, so are you a drunk? Like, yeah, totally hard to predict. Didn't see that one coming, Dorenda. Sonya's like, let's use our words, not our dukes. I'm like, I can't even imagine the words

that you guys would use if needed to. Like, Ramona's would be like, what? Ageless. I'm Ageless. Ageless. I'm like, what, Ramona? What line? What? I'm Ageless. Ageless. You're like, what, Romana? What? I'm watching it. Okay?

So speaking of Romana, she's like, well, so I'm feeling pretty confident and calm, but you never know. Things can change pretty quickly around here. Like one minute you're married to Mario. At another minute, you're not okay? Are you? At another minute, you're not. Okay. One minute, you're looking at the time. Mario's in front of your face. Next minute, Mario's on your face time. Okay?

That. One minute. If he's your daughter. Another minute. She's your best friend. It's intensely, really glad somebody put a camera on Tinsley. I know the whole, I mean, I know that's disrespectful. We love you Tinsley. We're the whole, I mean, I know that's disrespectful. We love you, Tinsley.

We're in the bad part of your town or whatever. But real glad they got a camera on there. They're like, Tinsley, what are you thinking? She's like, I never think anything's going to happen to me, but then it dies. I cut to her on a sinking ship. This is fun, guys. This is great.

I was supposed to happen. I'm supposed to happen. So I'm supposed to happen. Like drowning. So you know, uh. It's a very low table, by the way. No offense. Some grateful. Across the board, I actually thought all the women

looked excellent. I thought they all looked great. But I have to say one thing that really crap me up about Dorenda's dress is that I felt like she looked like an apple tart Did anyone else knows that she like layered circles? I? Look kind of delicious. I feel like Dorenda always looks like she's about to be of the ZIG filled follies, you know? Or the Broadway show the Will Rogers follies with I was in my teen years old at the Jupiter dinner theater in Jupiter, Florida What Jupiter? Right down there and every night as a 19-year-old totally heterosexual

Not Queenie future Bravo podcaster at all I would sit there and watch Will Rogers wife sing no man left for me and cry Well, I was waiting to pull the fly system. So I was like, yes, Durinda, thank you. Thank you for that memory, Realness. So Ramona comes walking on the stage. Oh, wait, I'm so sorry before we get to the stage. I know you're skipping over it

because you have not partaken in this particular drug yet. But fucking Bethany, okay, and I'm warning you, because I heard your answers at the beginning of the night, you can boom me, all you motherfucking want to, that might, I'm not changing for you. Don't change for anyone. Bethany starts this off, and I'm like, Bethany is gonna get her ass slaughtered by saying,

she goes, I mean, seriously? It's like Game of Thrones right here, okay? I'm like the mother of dragons, okay? And I'm going against all these blondes. I'm like, you don't even watch Game of Thrones. The mother of dragons is blond! Ha ha ha ha ha! Even I know that.

I'm like, oh, you're the queen of thrones, huh? Someone pours a melted gold over her head and let's see if she makes it. Thank you. You see, I knew we have some classy listeners in here. Is that a reference to Daryl? It should be a, it's not just CBA guys, it's HBA. So Ramona comes out, now they're coming out onto the couch.

Because we haven't even begun the show. So they're coming out on the couch and Ramona's on the phone. She's like, whoa, can you believe it? It's been 10 years. I can't believe it's been 10 years. It's like an anniversary. Hey, Andy. Hey, Andy, guess what?

Say, how do Mario? Say, how do Mario? Oh, God. Mario, say, how you end his year? And you know, Andy just got his head to stop twitching for that five seconds. It's like, because he usually starts like, hey, it's like people make fun of him. He's like, I'm going to have a still head today, guys. That's how I'm going to start. I'm going to start with a still head today, guys. All right. Drop it on. He's's gonna work up to that.

Is that Mario? Yes, Andy. Alright, you're already off to a good start over there. Is that Mario? So then Carol comes out and pulls her Yolanda. Carol comes out and she's like, DREAM TEAM! And I was like, oh no! The least inspiring utterance of that phrase. It's that your team!

It's like Mr. Sandman's coming for me. She's literally talking about sleep members right now. Ha-ha-ha. So then, of course, they all sit down in a Ramona, of course. I got your back. I got your back. I got your back. I got your back. I got your back. I got your back. Shut up, Harold. Sorry, really serious. No, no, listen, this has to all be explored. You know, this is important content.

Every nook and cranny of this reunion. So then Andy is also very confused about his pop culture references, because when he sees Tonya he goes, Vava, hey Betty Rubble! Bridget Barzoneo? And you know he spent like 10 minutes working on that joke, and I know that because I would have done the same thing, that's like my thing to do, and just like have like a big old clunker, you know, like, uh, Bartonian. I just like the thought of Bridget Barot and having like, fuck you, Queen. I'm not a Betty Rubble.

How dare you! I'm Bridget Mother fucking Bardot! Isn't it more like Wilma than Betty Rubble? Isn't Betty Rubble? Betty doesn't look anything like Betty Rubble. Poor Betty Rubble and Betty Rubble was so hot and thin too. Like she never gets credit. Yeah.

Supportive. Wasn't she played by Rosie O'Donnell in the live-. Like she never gets credit. Yeah, supportive. Wasn't she played by Rosie O'Donnell in the live action? Don't ruin it for us, Ben. I mean, I'm just dating facts. Jesus. Did just facts. Parts soon, OK. Betty Rubble, am I right?

So any of you. Elizabeth Perkins and Rosie O'Donnell, that's what everybody needs to be bringing to mind. That is like the housewives version though, like if they made it real. We did not deserve that. Elizabeth Burkins and Rosie O'Donnell in a blockbuster movie, that doesn't get made anymore.

We don't understand what we had, the 90s. I feel like the 90s in general. We're just like, this sucks. Now we're like, no! Anyway, so. This is like high art now, people are like friends. Yeah, remember when that really set the benchmark So Ramona sits down and she's like whoa, hey, Mr. Cameron man. Excuse me Can we switch couches? I have a bruise on my I have bruise on my cheek and showing up on camera. I'm sorry

I like it'll show up on either couch, by the way. First of all. And everybody, they cut to all the ladies and they're just like, Hey, nobody can argue with Ramona. The captain Lee said is totally right. Ain't nobody arguing with that. But they're like, okay. And then once they move the couch as she has the nerve to say,

could someone be kind enough to move my, what is it? My person, thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. It's too heavy, I mean, like, she just, is it like it was in her system ever since she went to guard the Hania and the guy didn't like, put up her, could we have to put up herself?

She's like, I just have to have someone move something for me at some point in my life. Who is beating the shit out of this cast? Dorenda starts with a bandaid on her face. Ramona needs to change seating because of a bruise on her face. What is happening to you ladies? My God! Show me on this Andy where somebody hit you.

I think- I think Ramona probably just walked into a wall. I think it's like as simple as that. She's like, and here it's my new dining room. Whoa! No one told me about the Pula. I wasn't expecting the kitchen here. This is crazy. What are these? Tabum and Ow! Look, and here's my very spacious kitchen. The island. I forgot that do a new island! Oh!

They made a musical battle called Once on this Island. It's about my island. That really hurt by the island. Durandas just... I'm delicate. I know my dude too, very well. Durandas just like, God, you have a clip,

so the reaction that lasts. Okay! You better damn it, man. By the way, Cameron, speaking of alcoholics, Cameron, my gorgeous waiter, can I have another drink? Thank you. We're getting drunk. We're getting drunk.

As Paul's a remuniscence, we're talking about diva bitches. I'm like, this table's out. It's hot. Give me a drink. So Andy does the typical high Bethany, high Zona. And then he goes, it's like, Sonia. So what do we call this look? And she's like, um, Sonia by Sonia Morgan.

I'm like, you really are to your brand. That is she by Shiret. Calling yourself Sonia by Sonia Morgan. What if it was? She's just in joggers. I don't know. I mean, look, Sonia. September spring summer.

Remember last? September spring.'s a temper, spring. Fall autumn. And how it goes, Ambi. I love catching sun. Because all these, this show in particular, everyone's a liar on this fucking spot. Like everyone. Like Carol's the journalist, and I totally believe

that she had a ghostwriter now. Like I totally believe it. Yeah, I heard you keep booing. Enjoy that. There are the biggestires. And every year I love going to see who lied and what they lied about. Sonya doesn't even pretend.

So I'd be like, oh, I have a new fashion line. It just went up. My website's been up and everything's been going great. And it's like, you don't have a website. You don't have any clothes. So like something to Marshalls. Like, she's literally that mad. She was really selling. We don't like that when my friends to recount. She was really selling that dress, that's sewn you by a sewn-you Morgan dress. I almost bought it.

They looked great. I thought everyone looked great. Well, the big shock, the big shock, of course, that Ramona was not wearing Ramona blue. Instead, she was wearing its Ramona glitter goat. Just invented right this second and he goes I didn't know that existed and she goes it did's now. Oh instant fashion and a d'Aurinda of course what was d'Aurinda wearing? Yeah, I really want to. Thanks to Vade. Hey, it's another divani. You like being here without my husband,

with my boyfriend when I got a little crush. And he's like, hey, Tinsley. He's like, Tinsley, you look like a prince. She's like, oh, thank you. And like, you know the rest of reunion, she was silencing her entire time. She's like, Tinsley, you look like a prince. She's like, oh, thank you. And like, you know what the rest of reunion, she was silencing her time. She's like, I'm a princess. I'm a princess.

And then Andy starts his, I love when Andy gets like Barbara Walters face. You have a delivery. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. My God, everyone's so cute here. For those wondering at home, Ronnie just received some more vodka.

They're like, what? What is everyone learning? They're in their cars like, stop the car, what? What's happening? So Andy does his, like, I'm Barbara Walters. And he's like, guys. And he's just kind of, it's there, like, trying to be serious, but his head's just, like, I'm Barbara Walters, and he's like, guys. And he's just kind of, it's there like trying to be serious, but his head's just like kind of moving.

So he's like, guys, obviously someone's missing today, guys. Our sources tell us, she's deeply embedded in Iraq. I'm like, what are you talking about? And then we hear... And he's like... Oh! Oh shit, sorry! Fuck, Carol!

It was a dream to emergency. We can't turn off your phone. Like seriously can't turn off your fucking phone. I'll turn it off! No, we're not even going to reshoot that. Okay, we're not even going to reshoot it. Just keep rolling. Please, continue, please continue. So obviously someone's missing. She's a drunk slut in a whore and like she got wasted some place. And then who knows where she is? Then she'll have to work. I'll tell you that. It's like, wow! Who is this?

And why hasn't he had a job for the past 15 years? I mean... This man's amazing. And Andy showed up to play today. Yeah. He is a bitch for the past 15 years. I mean, this man's amazing. Andy showed up to play today. He is a bitch from hell today. I don't know. He really was. And I know that they didn't suit in this order, but watching the Potomac reunion last week,

Andy just barely got out of bed. Yeah. There was toilet paper stuck on his foot. Yeah. He was wearing the wrong color of makeup. He was just like, hi, welcome on the room. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

He was phoning in so much the Potomac reunion. He wasn't even like having proper normal human reactions. Like, oh, Karen's mom just died. He goes, mm-hmm. Like, Karen runs off the stage sobbing because both her parents died in like a week or something. And she goes, she's like, my parents, my parents are dead. And she runs off crying and Andy goes, so guys, what's up back there?

What's going on? I guess she's going on back there, huh? Welcome back, Karen. So, uh, you buried your dad last week, didn't you? Sorry. Andy. So anyway, he's like, so anyway. Sorry. It's from baby.

Baby says, woof, and meow, because I don't know which baby it is. With meow, withiao, with Miao, with Miao. Leanne, Leanne. Miao, when the light and Leanne lock and shows up. God bless Leanne lock and you, welcome. They're just hands, but they work. Leanne's Instagram today, she's showing her, she's showing her, it's like, Countess Lou Ann catches up on the reunion on her cat.

And she's got her readers, you know, which means you're serious if you're a real house. I've you're wearing your readers from CBS, you know? She's like, hashtag, you couldn at countess and friends. So Andy is doing his thing about like Luan and he's like, well, it's certainly not the same without her here. And then he looks at Durinda, waiting for it to be like, damn, I can't believe she's laughing at me.

She's like, mm-hmm. He's like, oh, that's weird. So Bethany, he's like, Bethany, your apartment, right? I'm like, okay, sir. That is not how we're starting this off. He's like, hey, what about your multi-million dollar apartment and success? I'm like, I have to amazing, like seriously?

It's the most amazing thing. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I've never seen a cat smile. I've never even seen a cat smile. I've never seen a cat smile. I've never even seen a cat smile. I've never seen a cat smile.

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I've never seen a cat smile. I've never seen a cat smile. I've never seen a cat smile. I've never seen a cat smile. I've never seen a cat smile. I've never seen a cat smile. Let's face it, it's time for commercial break. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but if we don't take one, it's gonna be very day-class set. Okay. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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And so Ramona because you know she was on FaceTime with Mario because he's like you cut out You know, I'm taking more money or whatever it is so she's like well a free move, which is so crazy. It's like we're the same age. Why aren't I going to call it? It's kind of lonely. Now that Mario isn't there and other Mario, yeah, and Avery, and I even ran out of lines to put in my glasses. I'm all alone. Turns out new cabinets don't have very good conversation skills lonely. And she goes, I'm all alone turns out new cabinets don't don't have very good conversation skills Lonely and she goes I'm down he goes. So what are you doing downsizing and then she goes? Yeah, and then Beth me because streamlined downsize upside down miles mortgage fraud whatever you know Yeah, streamline yeah moving out your board your board

How about that you want a bird get a bird I was just going to talk about how. It's so awkward, right? I put them on the spot. I'm like, oh no. I have a salient observation if you want. It's so aggressively passive aggressive. I'm sorry.

No, it's almost your birthday. By the way, it's almost his birthday on Saturday. So anyway, so what's your birthday? I'm going to say it's Oh, it's almost your birthday. By the way, it's almost his birthday on Saturday. Woo! So anyway, so one of them asks, like, oh, are you going to a sell it? Are you going to rent it? And I was like, no, I'm just going to sell it.

And then, Dorenda goes, yeah, who wants to be a landlord? I don't know if anyone picked up on it. That was a total kidding. But it did. It's Sonia. Club of the camera, man, dude, because it cuts to Sony and she's like So so Carol Carol what's going on with Adam you guys been fucking lately He's like, do you like coffee? She's like, well, we just say coffee, because that's what we mean when we're saying sex.

So like, do you want to have coffee? It means sex and being. We got a girl. Well, she gets all indignant. What, Ratsulu? She gets all indignant. She's like, really? Yeah, that's what you're getting

given me out of the box. It's like either that or the marathon. And I think we all know what anyone wants to hear about. It's not the marathon. So Andy's like, and now for Tinsley's storyline for the year, her hair cut. Tinsley, she's like, it's so crazy. I'm like, I don't want to cut it. And then people are like, you should cut it. And I'm like, I'm going to look old and fat. And then I cut it. And I was like younger and thinner. Now I'm like hearing FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I have a break for craft service, I hate that they have something. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl bl on the wall while you keep sweating everywhere. Me and me are on the wall. Why is my back so hairy?

Crazy. Never even again, me and me up. So the update on Sonya is that she is sometimes a vegan. And sometimes, sometimes she's a pescatarian, she's learned. Which also means you're just not a vegan. Either a vegan or not. You're not not a vegan. Yeah. Either vegan or you're not. You're not like vegan on some days. If you're...

But it's so funny it's taken this long. People have literally told her, you're eating an animal. That's what I heard that. Apparently when you eat an oyster, you're not vegan. It doesn't count if the chicken is raw. And she's saying it like she's just

gonna go along with it to like get her bitchy friends off her back, you know, second apparently. I'm apparently a pescataria, whatever that is. I guess because I'm just so pesky with all my companies. So then we have a bad-fashioned montage. Which was already more exciting than all of last season of Beverly Hills. I mean, let's be honest. I watched that montage and it was like so entertaining. The fact that they just like throw in Luan and Blackface in the middle of it, it's like, oh, and then there's a Blackface. I mean, I love what they said that Black-facing and Carol, they show Carol saying, Lou Ann's tone deaf when it comes to gold-dural stereotypes.

Yeah, to really qualify what exactly she's tone deaf about because there are a lot of different arenas. She's made so many different hues of tone deaf, you know. I'm not tone deaf, I'm tone fabulous, three, two, one. I sing songs that cabareit. I sing them all day, to you bitches. I'm tone deaf, life is a cabareit. Hell is for people who are tone deaf. Oh, is for those other people. For song just called low. Okay.

Is this where we, oh yeah, so this is where we get into the big Diana Ross fight. Now, Luann is not here to say, but I am black. So we have to like, let everyone out. I was a black face, I was just in a very dark bronzer. Would you like to tell Nina Simone to vacate my soul? Good luck with Pat. You tell her. You tell her with that you tell her you tell her Andy you tell her no So she's not there. She's dig up for her idiotic decision

So they have to fight about it without her so Andy's like no one really seemed to mine like Carol mind it But Ramona didn't mind and Ramona's like I didn't even see it whoa crazy Whoa and Sonya and he's like well, you know in a white person puts on an afro and Sonya goes, well, she's so tall. I can barely even see up there. Just looks like clouds to me. And he goes, nobody noticed a black face and Beth and he's like, well, my dog died that day. Like, he died that day.

What am I going to do? So that's cookie, okay? Ask cookie white. That's how we cure racism in this country. Bethany's dog has to die. We don't even see it. We don't even see it. You just don't see it.

You no longer see color. Dogs are colorblind. So when your dog passes on, he passes that colorblindness on to you. We are treading in the only territory talking about dogs dying and racism. This is about to go in a very bad place. I mean, it's already been to the bad place. We're just wallowing in the bad place that went to a long time ago. Your Ramona is just like, well, I don't even know.

I don't even know who doing it in a boss is. Is that like a store or something? Like, I don't even know. I used to be a buyer for dying and a drop of raw stress for let. Okay. I was the one who started Litter Pillows. I guess, maybe I'm not what's the word.

They're like, tone deaf. Yeah, that one And Durinda's just over there like not drunk at all going Never even wore hair like that She continues to say it over and over again as it as as these fight this fight She also thinks Diana Ross is the lead singer of mr. Mr as the fight this fight goes on. She also thinks Diana Ross is the lead singer of Mr. Mr. So. That take these broken wings, great song.

So I don't know, something weird happens to these live shows. So, so it's like Carol, do you put together your crazy looks yourself or some poor sap playing a joke on you? She's like, no, I actually played it. So did Beyonce, was that actually Beyonce's app? But she's like, yeah, well, I don't know if she actually wore it, but you know, at the game it's, I'm like, well, Beyonce didn't wear it. That's not even worse than that, because she goes, well, first,

she goes, do you have a stylist? She goes, no, well, I have this person who brings me. I'm like, that's a stylist, bitch. Like, you're already getting free clothes. Like, give some credit, okay. So then he's like, so that beyond that. So that's what I think is the best thing to do. Say what you want, but Dorenda gives her shout outs, right?

I mean, I may be a bitch, but I'm like, it's Leah Black. Leah Black for me. Leah Black. Leah Black. Leah Black. Leah Black. So then he's like, so is this really from Beyoncé? Cause, you know, cause poor Carol. And I like to be waited to do it right after the Diana Ross hit, too. So he's like, so is that really Beyoncé?

And she goes, well, I don't know if it was her who's better dressed her, brought it to her, and she tried it on. You know, Beyonce was like, get this shitty thing out of my wardrobe. I'm Beyonce, not some weird person like Carol Razzwell, and then it comes to Carol and she's like, Ah, Beyonce! And now Beyonce looks like a crazy person, like she wore this crazy thing too. I'm mad for Beyonce.

The funny part is I don't want him to put a ring on it. Wow! Oh, wow! Oh, I'm crazy in marathon! Quite over there, Michelle. Okay, so actually I love Michelle. She's like my favorite out of all of them. Besides you, Bee. Love time you be, not you.

Okay. So then they talk about the costumes and Andy's like, Durinda, Lady Gaga loves real housewives and you were Lady Gaga. Did you get any Lady Gaga love and she's like, you don't really know. I got it from my mom, because we go to church together. And I love that they all... Like what? Lady Gaga has a mother and she goes to church. What the fuck is happening?

And they all, their favorite costume from Halloween was Ramones and they're like, oh, Ramones was hands down. I'm like, that's because she stole it from Lip Sync Battle and it was professionally styled. That's how bad the outsides can get when the best outfit is from lip sync battle. That's like our Emmy award for a best costume. So we're back. That was all the light funny stuff. And we're all together.

I've been building up three hours to go. Right. Now the real shit starts. All right. hold on. UGH! UGH! UGH! This writer talk about Puerto Rico and Nutcracker.

Oh, God. And Andy really, I know he doesn't write his own lines, but whoever does really is just such a bitch today. He's like, so if Bethany didn't have enough on her plate. Oh, I didn't even get that. I know, I know, I get it. Skinny girl. It's getting all talk.

It's like Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Haiti Puerto Rico, whatever, Houston, Houston, people drowned. But does she support other women? So then we see a whole long segment of Bethany, like, this is the crisis, this is the crisis, and then like all the other Bethany stuff. And you know, when they show these clips, they also will show the women on the couch watching. And they, when I guess the nutcracker part,

you see Duran das, he's, I say, Christmas, never again. I'm a game. I was like, that's the Christmas spirit. I say Christmas. I say Christmas. You know what Santa once said, one and done kid, here's your gift gifts, enjoy the rest of your life.

Like who says that? I save Christmas ever again? It's like Tim Allen's bad side, you know. Ahhhh! Like the Santa Claus. Fuck you, Tim Allen! You gotta get it! You gotta go and prove your mother fucking has to piece of, Tim Allen. You gotta get... How'd you go improve your mother fucking house? You piece of shit, Tim Allen. You wanna piece of me?

Hey, Tim Allen, why can't we be friends? I don't understand what we're always finding. You were terrible to the campus. Terrible to the campus. You don't support other fictional characters. He had it coming. He had a common He had a common Little Luang Capere break sir lip shits Santa Claus Giovanni

Oh Oh my god, I'm staying in a handicap room in my hotel Wow, I was offended at first because I was like, it's my laugh. You know, it's like, why would they do that? You know why? Because they have chairs in the shower. I'm officially handicapped now. I'm in love.

Do whatever you need to be. It's like my new lifestyle. Okay, now we're into the very serious part. Okay. So, I'm literally sitting on a nail. You mother fucker. But you know what I threw the chair. All right, carry on.

Wow. He is sitting on a nail. How about that? Why would I talk about being handicapped? You see? Through the World Kids, you would talk. That's what she get. All right?

Merry Christmas, mother fucker. You got a nail in your chair. I didn't even feel those nails. Oh, because you... Oh, because his cushion fell off. You literally sat on a bed of nails. I mean, that's kind of what this reunion's all about. He had a comment. He had a comment.

You know, that's like what Bethany suits on every day. I said I'm nails. Like, so what? I'm tough. I pray for a bloody ass here, say, like every day. I bought the nails. They're actually my nails. All right, so this nutcracker fight.

No. Yeah. Well, before we get into nutcracker, first we talk about Jill Zaren. So, oh. I for one would welcome Jill Zaren back to the show. I'm okay. Yeah. Yeah.

And I have a theory. I have a theory that Jill Zaren might come back in Bethany's corner because she might need some allies. And it would be an unlikely thing that some people would really like to see. So, thank you, scattered applause. Thank you. So... Anyway, so they're...

So talking about Jill, like... So what was Bethany, that was a really nice moment, with you and Jill and everything, and Bethany, I was like, oh yeah, I was really nice. Everyone goes, Oppa, too, Nistik. Yeah, Oppa, too, Nistik. Sorry! Sorry, okay?

Well, I'm listening to this opera with a tune? Because it sounds opera-tunistic. So... Stone Death, right? Yeah. It's like that was opportunistic. Okay, sorry Bethany, and Bethany is like,

She just looks at her like, and then she's like, wow, I was gonna flick it, cause I was gonna have to go out and go out and ask. I was gonna go to the van. I was like, you're right. I was gonna ask, but you're right. You were gonna ask, but this is amazing. But, what are you in the shir? I don't know what's the right kind of shit. I'm gonna ask the band. I was like, you're right. She's not like, what are you doing? You were asking, this is amazing.

I was like, what are you doing? I don't know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, someone died. I was like, literally, I don't know what's the right kind of shit. I don't know what's the right kind of shit. I don't know what's the right kind of shit. I don't know what's the right kind of shit. I don't know what's the right kind of shit.

I don't know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit.

I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I'm like, you know what's the right kind of shit. I was like, we had a song about it again, it was all coming back, and I wanted to see her again, and we've been texting everything has been nice. Did you notice that she goes, I mean I was sitting in the back, Ramona was there, just with her friends, but I was sitting in the back. Yeah, I was with her friends, it was awful. So then, so the Bethany is telling this whole story about how they're reunited and everyone is like okay Well, I'm just gonna jump in here. Okay. I'm like alright my Glockland group and she's like So what I thought was really so I'm just gonna jump right in okay, I'm just gonna jump right in

Sort of like the wind with a relationship jumping in okay, you told the production group you wanted a film and we all went not really Wanted a woman and just like why would you wanted a film and we all wait not really wanted film it I just felt like why would you want to film it? Oh, okay, you know well, well, thanks for jumping in but it's none of your business And you know why cuz they what they to film me They were there to film me this is why you can't be on her side It's like all you had to do is sit there and be like you're a monster We're talking about a funeral that I went to you're a horrible human being and she's like well guess what I didn't film you they were there to film me and rock and guess I guess who comes in on a big

white horse a knight in shining armor oh my god is that mine Maina? Ah, Andy Cohen. Guys, Andy Cohen, really, there are some love stories that are just too good to ignore. Okay. When Bethany first got thrown under the bus. This totally bodyguard. Shut up thing. Oh, it's still going. Now to cut off. Okay, you see.

And he was totally there for Bethany. Hey, did it as a viewer. Loved it as just a messy friend who needs a friend like that. He was just, you know, he was just gonna come in and she just sat back and she was like, Ah! Like two hours, that's what I did today. Two hours. Ah! Ah! So he's like, actually... Actually, Jill was the one who invited production to come and film it.

I bet he's like... Like that's so much better. Okay, so you're telling me that Joe's husband died. Joe called you and said, my husband... Hi, I'm here, man, Joe. Blimey died. Oh my god, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm alone. I'm so mortified. And beside myself, seriously, how Bethany come down? I know she loved Bobby.

Bobby loved her. Bobby wanted me to make up with Bethany. I couldn't do it on my own. I asked him to fix it, he wouldn't fix it, he'd love it if she was there. So what I'm saying, you wanna have it there? Have it there, if you don't have it there, I've got lighting, I've got cameras.

I literally just have a call, I'll film it and send you the footage. Yeah, okay. It'll be great, it'll be great. You want it, you want it? Okay, all right. So, then Dorinda weighs in with her opinion. She's like, I don't want to be filmed at Babby's funeral.

Okay, I can't get more bid. And as one of our listeners on our Facebook group was like, you know what? Durinda, you like, Durinda films, all this stuff about Richard, Carol films, her ashes of her husband. It's sad. It's sad.

Those are things in boxes, okay? That's different. No, it's sad, but it's not like off limits. It's different. Okay, like if someone just died in the funeral, that's when people like go up and they like give speeches. Like people are mourning there. When you're seeing like a payless shoebox full of some dirt

in somebody's apartment, that's not the same thing, okay? And they'd know if it's anybody with ashes in their apartment. I'm just saying that's not the same thing, okay? And no offense to anybody with ashes in their apartment, too. I'm just saying, it's not the same thing as a funeral. Sorry. So the women are all like standing up for Jill. This is what we've become in 2018. I hope you're proud of yourselves. Yeah.

So Ramona's like, whoa, Bethany, after funeral, you went into your car and he was just sitting there And then what the cameras were they jumped out. We're like I want to talk to Jill now and Andy once again I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, I'm a chill, a like, look, you said you wanted Bobby to make things right with the two of you, Bethany. How did that feel? Just knowing that Bobby, that's all really Bobby wanted before he died. Like, he didn't ask about the cancer getting healed.

He really had no wishes except in hell that. Yeah, he just wanted to shoot with Jill again. These people. Yeah. So Bethany has the whole thing about like about like wow the one thing that like Bobby would What would never say no to jail but the one She never cheated so So I get our Bobby brought us back together, so you know and then Andy goes

Member member were Ramona tried to bring you guys back together, remember that? And Ramona's like, yeah, I remember that in three and six. So like, name the seasons or whatever she tried to get them back together. So Ramona didn't think it was a genuine, when Bethany says that she's now texting with Jill here and there, Ramona's like, I didn't think it was genuine.

Okay, didn't feel natural. I'm sorry someone just Okay, you don't use someone else's death to do it. That's my feeling sorry. I'm sorry She really said sorry, and then she did that thing. We're like her whole body recoil I'll say like something's pressing it goes Like someone's pressing a glass window again, sir President goes like someone's pressing a glass window again, sir Sworry Whoa, like she's an arachnophobia that movies like whoa spiders everywhere I have Bethany phobia. What does it does it Bethany coming down look out my god to spider with a Capri sudden rebranded

So, Tarenda, of course, is like, yeah, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. I'm like, and that's your excuse for not even going to that motherfucker funeral, Tarenda. No, she went on chimes. Don't turn this around. No, Ramona went. No, Ramona was with Tarenda in the car.

Did she go? Yes. I take it back. I apologize. Tarenda. Red balloon. This is how it is. Giovanni. Take it all back. Sorry. I take it back, I apologize to Jorinta, red balloons, Giovanni, take it all back, sorry.

So, you know why? Because I'm an alcoholic, that's how it's done, bitch. So Beth is like, you know what's most important? Is that Jill is so happy. She's so happy because I'm in her life again. She's so happy. It's about her. So now Jorinda's like, oh, so happy because I'm in her life again. She's so happy So now Durin just like oh

So happy she's doing great and we see her all the time have you had lunch with her and I think it's not physically Not physically she's like oh really you've been tracking on the phone man. She's like not verbally not verbally This is fine. I guess no cameras. Okay little bit. She's like, not verbally. Not verbally. This is fine. I guess no camera's okay. And Carol's like, that makes sense. Dream team. Dream.

Oh. Oh. There's no way to hide. So if you talked to her since sitting Shiva, which takes a really long time Bethany, remember how you sat Shiva for all those hours Bethany? Remember that? BAM!

BAM! She's like, yeah, yeah, seriously, we sat Shiva. You know, like Joe still Joe. She still did what she did. But you know what, I went there anyway, and I made up with Joe, that's what it is. We text. She's somewhere right now, like somewhere.

She's someplace. And I made up with her to Remember I was like fuck it. I'm just jump on this to she's like I made up with her Yes, when I find out that when Bobby was sick aka when he was still alive I went to the hospital and I had to visit her I was like we get such a hot the hot the hot the hot the hot the hot the hot I was like, we get such a hot, the hot, the that we're talking about email and nonverbal communication, Jill actually emailed me today and said that she's dating someone that used to date Ramona. Who is this man? This fucking, this queen.

Who is dating Ramona and then Jill's Aaron? Who what's happening here? You know what I feel like we've seen them and they live in West Palm Beach. Yeah, I now understand this type of man, you know. I had his leg hair all over me on the plane right over here. Yeah, we saw him at the colony today. Damn. We know. So now it's time to talk about Puerto Rico. So Oh God. Oh now wait, where's the long one? I need to find a long one here This is an origin story

Then watching star and first superhero Super hair of his skinny not a super skinny boy, but a girl, a skinny girl Bethany. St. Bethany, everyone. So, she's like, so where did this desire come to be so great? And she's like, well, I had gone to Houston, and I saw what I thought was like the worst thing I ever saw in my life. Then I went to make sure I saw-

Which you stood, in general. And then I saw, and then they had rain. Yeah. And then I went to Mexico, and they had out on the quake, and they're like, dead bodies under rubble. And I was like, that's the worst thing I ever saw. And then I saw Carol's dress, and I was like, I gotta fix this world.

I gotta help people. You can't fix Carol with food. You can only fix Carol with gift cards, Andy. All right, literally, seriously, literally, seriously. So then Bethany is like listen you know what tens of the first one who donated I love that I love that and I just you know everyone donated and just want to say like you know what you like me I really appreciate and we know hey she's like the point badly we don't hate you, it's like the point, Bashley. We don't like you, we support you. So I'm out of the lady, they're all dead.

You can't animosity between us. I was like, she's literally trying to say thank you, and you guys are mad at her. Yeah, I'm in carol gas. I was the biggest support. I'm saying more. I support you in all causes. Shamanie.

You just don't support us, okay? We support you and you don't support us. Yes, we don't engage us with positive things. What the fuck does that mean, Ramona? I have no idea which he's even talking about. So Ramona just, this is where Ramona starts going local in her cocoa. And I love every second of it. It's slowly, well, that's slowly. It remotely builds from the past. And it's like, you know, it's like, it's like, you know, it's like, you know,

it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you This is where Ramona starts going loco in her cocoa. And I love every second of it. It's slowly, well, that's slowly. It remotely builds from here. So then they're all talking over how supportive they are. I mean, the highest donation was $5,000, which to us sounds like a lot of rent. Yeah. Right?

I mean, we're here. What's the highest? That was the highest? 5,000. Yeah, I think Carolyn and T we're here. What's the highest? That was the highest? 5,000. Yeah, I think Carolyn and Tinsley both gave 5 grand. I think. Oh, look, the fact checkers didn't speak. No, I'm just kidding.

Look at him, but Lidz are in for no reason. No reason. We're talking about Durindo. We have to become bligerent. Yeah, so I mean, that's nice, but that's not like a house. Like, let's all get over ourselves, OK? So they're all screaming like, we were so supportive, and we were so supportive, and then Beth and that's nice, but that's not like a house. Like, let's all get over ourselves, okay? So they're all screaming, like, we were so supportive, we were so supportive, and then Bethany's like,

oh, so now we're not allowed to talk now, not allowed to talk now, I'm not allowed to talk now, I'm not allowed to talk now, I'm not allowed to talk now, I'm not allowed to talk now, I'm not allowed to talk now, which is how Bethany wins every argument, you know? But I have to say, as a compliment to Bethany, which never happened, so brace yourselves. Yeah.

She came to do this properly. She thought it out. She was like, I have been horrible to everybody here, except people from Puerto Rico. Yeah. So what I'm going to do is sit here and let them yell at me and look like the victim, because the bullied people win in the end. I mean, look at me.

But she didn't, I have to say, she didn't even look like a victim. You know, looking like a victim is like Lisa Van der Bumpi. Like, oh, I thought I was the best friend too. I possibly could be. You were nothing but a little broken bed. And I took you in. Well, Bethany. Bethany's version of being a victim is being like this.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. OK. All right, fine. All right, OK. Fine. Well, how would you ever think Bethany would ever get quiet? You killed her.

Like, she's dead. Like, that's the only way she'd ever shut up, get quiet? You killed her like she's dead. Like, that's the only way she'd ever shut up, you know? So that's what she was like, she was playing dead. She's like, I mean, like, for multiple times for a long span, Lisa van her punt, that's why she's the queen, because she's like, oh, you don't like that, but I care about torching dogs. So are you saying that you enjoy dog sandwiches?

I cry not for me, but for Ken, we are so sad. And fluffy, fluffy, more than almost died. You win, you win trucks. It's like, okay, you win. The real queen is Countess Luan, who figured out that when shit gets tough, you go to rehab. She's like, I'm being sued by my kids and there's rumors that I'm dating my agent. After rehab. Bye everyone.

Have a good reunion. So Bethny's out. Bethny tries to pull the victim, but then Ramona won't stop just babbling nonsense at her. Like, but you are and don't get positive things back. You're not positive. You're really upsetting to all of us, okay? Whoa, my sister's one time when I was a little girl. I went to class and I was like,

I'm gonna say something positive. And Geraldine Possasmith said, how could you say something positive when you're just a negative little girl? And to this day, I've never had anyone say something positive about me, okay? Let's face it, it's very de-classic. Ehh.

So then she's like, so I'm not allowed to say anything. And we're on, it's like, well, go ahead, say something. You're very negative. Go ahead, say something negative. Just go ahead. And she's like, Rona, you've always been terrible to me. On the Brooklyn Bridge, she told me that no man would ever love me because I'm mean, which, I mean, is true. On the Brooklyn Bridge, she told me that no man would ever love me because I'm mean.

Which, I mean, is true. Yeah. I mean, that was fucked up before a monobot. Over the years, you know. We learn, we learn things. And they said, then you call me a porn star and said, like, Diane Sway is going to show up and ask my kid questions on a park. Then, you know, you said, I fucked my way up to the top of the skinny girl.

Then, like, she has this list of, like, past things. Which, that's when she started to fail. Because this is housewives. If you remember past things, you'll kill yourself every day. Yeah. Something literally happened to you five seconds ago. You can't keep bringing up past things, okay? Yeah, I'm definitely not the thumb drive. So, Beth is like, listen, you've only been nasty to me. Anything you've ever said has been nasty. And everyone was like, no, all I ever said is that you can't keep a man because you're always so bitchy to them That's all You're just a bully okay, okay, you're just bully and about seems like I don't want to talk to you

All right, that's the end and then during the goes well that's not nice and then Darynda goes, well that's not nice. And I was like, oh, look how con this ending Bethany is. So then Sonya pips up, but she's like, I don't think so. And then her mom goes, oh, well, you're just a puppy. You're just a puppy. Which is funny to think of Sonya's being one of those little robot puppies that like barks and then does like a backflip. She gives herself a way to a neighbor,

because she's too much responsibility. Okay, so then Anne, and Dorina by the way, is still like heckling Bethany this whole, or Sonia this whole time. What is it? It's like a piece of fluff. Is it a bugger? You got it. You guys, it was a bugger. You guys, in this show, I've broken my ass. I've gotten a booger seriously. Oh and by the way a public service announcement if you if people are talking around you and you can't hear us because you're in the back feel free to tell people to shut up. Even if it's your waiter asking if you want more nachos just shut up.

Just get a bottle. I'm mortified I had a booger. No I can't see it. Still, I should have eaten it. You guys were afraid. OK, I don't do that, guys. Come on. OK, so Andy's like, be quiet. Be quiet. Because, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he Nutcracker, okay? So, Tarenda, remember how you said you went to great trouble to get that Nutcracker?

Go on, roll it. And he's trying to get it to where Tarenda will admit it, right? Yeah. So he goes, so is the thing that you don't feel directly appreciated? It's a guy that's directly, Tare. She really appreciate me directly, you know. She sat there the whole time going, I did it! I did it! Which is true, you know? Yeah.

So then he's like, okay, Bethany, the boss in your court, what do you have to say? She's like, well, you know, it's just like the thing is, it's like, you know, so she was at the barcchets and we called this guy, and they all started talking over her, and Andy is like, let her finish! I want to hear what she has to say, it's important. It's gonna be good. Bethany, you have the floor.

So, um! Alright, so here's what happens. I wanted that crack and then I was like, can you put me in contact with someone and get me an act crack and then you did, like you put me on the text chain, remember the- Yeah, like I got it. Yeah, well I got it too, I got the text chain right here. I got the text. I know how to check.

All right, well I got the text chain right here too, if you want me to read it. No, anyone here. All right, so then we texted, we great texted, and the queen shows up, and it's got a fucking nutcracker. Like what do you want me to do, blow you? Like seriously, you want a blowjob? All right, pull out your dick, Dreada. Pull it out right now. I'll blow you.

I'll blow you. Seriously, what do you need? What do you want? She's like, well, you know, you could have said thank you, I can't. I wanna hear her fucking answer! Oh! Ah! He really wants to use... That's what I am so sad. You really were. I am so sorry.

Break down my walls. I love that in this song, there's literally a line that says Break Down My Walls. I like also. I put in my walls and my Whitney Houston Walls wrap. I like that they got into an argument over whether this guy had to do a Google search or not. They're like, we texted him and then he went he's like we texted him and he's like I found it like no We had to search He's like why he didn't it's like no he's searched. It's like I

Congratulations Durin does the guy the girl who delivers you a pizza and then she leaves and like text text you like, you didn't even say thank you. Like I tipped you. Yeah, you did me right. So, that's what's funny to me. That's what's funny to me. She's up, Dorenda is upset that Bethany didn't say thank you to her on camera Durinda is upset that Bethany didn't say thank you to her on camera When she had just gotten mad at Bethany for going out of her way to have a moment with Jill on camera So it's like I get it Bethany is doing like a little bit performance acting like she did it all her own I actually totally get why Durinda's annoyed, but like that argument. It's not panning out and it bothers me I need to say where they all failed Bethany is wrong all the time. So all you have to really do is be like, look, I went to all this trouble and she's screaming I did it.

That's all you have to say. But then they make themselves so crazy. And then it turns into this yelling fight and it's like, well, what did you want for a fucking Ross nutcracker? Like, I've seen that at Marshall's. Like Bethany, I'm pretending that Jesus Christ came down and put together a nutcracker for you to write you know Bethany then like opens up a latch and it's like all right I'm gonna win this argument with no matter what it takes like press a bunch. It's like

Why isn't this about my daughter? Oh, yeah, yeah, why isn't this about Brandon not me? Because you made it about you the whole time, but I'm with you on this argument to rend us an asshole Okay, and also you know that I will always stand up for another drunk. I love when people refuse to go to AA. I'm like, I'm here for you. I'm here for you for the non-meeting, you know? Like all hang out with you behind the church

and smoke cigarettes while the meeting is going on. I'm here. But girl, Duranda, you're losing so bad today. Oh, I hate you. Duranda, really, I mean, I love Dorenda, but she... Oh, yeah, why would she go make something when she toast to her other than Sonya? If you love me so much, why don't you say it on camera?

Like, we're not talking to Sonya or toast. Yeah. Right now, man. So speaking of entrepreneurial things, we now move on to discussion of Ramona's skincare line, which had like literally like two seconds on the entire season. It was like a scene of her with a doctor being like, whoa, I want skincare.

And then it was like a scene at the end of the season being like, why didn't you come to my skincare? Whoa, Bethany. Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. When she passed those cameras and she's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, when she passes cameras and she's like It's like a bird in flight. He just like sees the cat in the astronaut geographic camera She's sob acting like she just saw Bethany commit murder so so good Well because Bethany's like what are you saying? I don't support women. Remember that time that you got on Sonya

and totally ripped Sonya apart for Cheetah brands? And they're like, you did that! Yeah, that was crazy. I was like, that was, that was, all of them were like, that was you. Well, I actually loved their counter. So Bethany's based like, listen, I didn't take your launch seriously

because since the show began, you had true faith, true renewal, you had a wine, you had a restaurant, all this. Oh yeah, you had some baloney. Yeah, I was like, where'd you baloney? They're like, what about the skinny girl chocolate and the skinny girl baloney? I was like, is there a product launch that missed the Bethany Frankel baloney line? You cannot make during the lines up that are better than during the lines.

I could have sworn when they said, what about the baloney? I thought there was going to be a poop of smoke and Luan would just appear and be like, oh, the baloney! Oh, what a vile meat! Wanna hear about baloney, huh? Would you believe it? They fed me nothing but baloney in the West Palm Beach Jail.

That's right, I was in the West Palm Beach Jail, not even the Palm Beach Jail. Nothing but baloney and mustard packets. Disgusting. You cannot write different lines like this. She goes, don't be cruel. Get a little bit baloney. We have some Edward Albe Shit right there.

Like in the future somebody's gonna find my notes and be like, what was happening back then? The fuck. And they also, like, who did it? I mean, honestly, they're coming at Bethany for her products. She has like legitimate products. Like, she has like a very, she's on short tape. Yes, but Bethany was very like fake it to you make it.

Like, remember the clip art skinny girl? And I'm proud of her. She made it. She made it. She made it. It's like skinny girl and I'm proud of her. She made it. I'm proud of her. She made it. It's like skinny girl. I'm gonna take this round to door to door. I'm gonna drop muffins on Kelly Bence

and Moons door and tells you, cries. You know, and now she's like a mogul like, you know, that's how you do it like fake it to you make it. But her point is like, they're just faking it. They're not making it, you know. So they all get mad because when Bethany, Bethany basically frames Ramona and I was like, well Ramona says that Sonia has like

Cheetah businesses and I always supported her businesses. So Ramona is now freaking out. She's like, you know, like, she's losing her mind and I love Carol Wang and she goes, I have to rely, I have to rely. I have to rely. And then Ramona freaks. And then Ramona freaks. And then Ramona freaks. And then Ramona freaks. And then Ramona free.

And then Ramona flies that was a lie. That lie ran a marathon and you didn't support it. It's like, should a Carol. It's a marathon of lies. So Ramona just suddenly decides like, she's had this monologue planned, but Ramona can only remember like one word per sentence. So it turns into like a crazy Romano log.

And she's like, what are you saying to me? I college, I college, okay? Pay college, I pay college. Bethany Parent Ridge, college, rich. Bethany, not K, lonely, seriously, other women. That's what I'm not. And she's standing up That's like like quick voguing like

This is whoa Damn Ramona that was approaching some rhythm nation shit, okay Boy nine two boy three Well also by the way Sonya Sonya is so happy to have an ally That when they say that when Bethany says that that Ramona is the one who said her business were fake and they're like no Bethany was only said that she goes oh you guys just all brainwashed Bethany into saying that That is a good friend. That is a real good friend. I come up with a lie like that. Yeah, so-

That's what- You know, things like do you even believe your own bullshit? Like seriously? Like I buy a house and like you're making fun of my ass juice? What? I just said I wouldn't buy a house on a freeway. Oh, I- What? Oh, I put myself through college and unlike Bethany who had a rich father and a co-ah, I didn't have a car. I had a skateboard with one wheel. And I'd push it around my foot until I broke my foot. And then Jody

Parsonsmith said, there goes your skateboard. Go walk around now. You have to walk to state school. So I walked to SUNY Purchase and they said, no, you can't come here. And that's why I never purchased anything until I've earned the money, okay? And it's like act two of the movie where you're like, oh my god does Kevin Costner really love Whitney Houston? You know, there's like that switch and Andy's like, well Bethany, you weren't even nice to her about her skincare. What do you feel? He's like, proud of himself. Like he's totally fooled us all. And she's like, well, it was just my didn't want them multiplication. Like, it's Ramona.

I didn't want to be negative. I didn't want to be negative. What? Hey, nobody believing that. And Carol goes, why don't you just say congratulations? And she goes, hey, can I talk to a woman? Do I want to carry on? Is that OK?

Is that OK, Carol? Is that too cool for you? Is that too young for you? OK? So would you like me to be young? Am I going to interrupt like, baby, too cool for you. That's too young for you, okay? So would you like me to be young? I'm like, in a rut like baby, too, cause you're a baby. I love that that happens to Carol

at every single reunion. Carol at one point times up, she's like, you know what I think it's someone that goes, shut up, Carol. Quiet over there. Quiet, rats of it all. She's a f- who asked you. Every single time, whether it's Bethany and the Adeluin.

Because then you ask Carolyn an actual question. She's like, I don't know. It's like Carol, how's the marathon? I was in Cosmo. It's like focus, focus, bitch. So then Ramona asked her about anybody else. And she's like, here's what Bethany was saying. How am I all Bethany's side?

This is how bad Carol is So my favorite part of this is that Ramona busts out like a new Ramona is them because You know Bethany and Ramona are in like a who's a bigger bitch off like You've been terrible to me. You've been a bitch to me. You're a bitch to me You're a bitch to me and then fire Ramona's like oh, I got one Take a mirror take a mirror look in the mirror. Why don't you look in the mirror take a mirror Mirror mirror on the wall mirror on Bethany mirror mirror mirror mirror mirror But it's like what the fuck is this

I remember. But it's like, what the fuck is this? It's like, I looked in the mirror and I saw my beautiful face and right behind me, a refrigerator case full of skinny girl baloney, which actually exists, bitch. And then Sonya tries to help out. Sonya's like, you know what, like Ramona, you're the one who always says that you hate her and she's just like quiet. You know, warning that was a lot. I've done that to you twice tonight now. No, it's actually okay. I'd never have my mouth closed. Never closed. So then we move on to, do you want to go? Oh yeah,, wait a little more We're skipping some stairs Nothing!

Nothing! Nothing! I don't want to have to fall Let's get started all over Don't go too far ahead because we're skipping a whole bunch of stuff Okay I know Because I see my notes and I see where you are in the notes

And you went a full 15 minutes ahead I was trying to be nice darling Would you believe in you went a full 15 minutes ahead. I was trying to be nice darling. Would you believe in you went ahead? I mean not in Bomb Beach. I'm not in Bomb Beach. Would you believe it girls? So Ramona is still like losing her mind. She's like Bethany. You don't know how to have friends.

You've lost her. Now, you don't know how friends I have, you know, Grisio, which is funny because it's like, I have been a Grisio, which I've had for two years, but it was doing so much work for HSN, which stands for Home Soon Now, I believe. And true faith jewelry, okay? So like, don't say I'm fucking fake, but you're fake tits. Booyah! Booyah! It goes like this. That's white mechanic. And then it's like, hey, quiet down over there.

Oh yeah, I think they're passing out checks. Be quiet with your payments. Yeah. How dare you. Let's pay pal this tonight, okay? Oh yeah, I think they're passing out checks be quiet with your payments Yeah, there you let's pay pal this tonight, okay, yeah typing Then Sonja's like but wait Arbimonis tits fake to and Ramona's like whatever it's not the same thing. Okay. I got fake tips when I was 55 She got him when she was 30 I wish point Andy goes back to normal Andy just goes like this.

It's like I've always wanted to ask that actually how does that work. So let's see here she's supportive welcome back. Here's where I am. Do you want me to tell you where I am and then you tell me how lost I am. Tell me where you are emotionally Happy feeling fine ready to talk about alcoholism. Oh good I've had enough to drink now I can talk about alcoholism Okay, so I have to catch up because we went through we

There's a lot so Andy. We'll just start with your nose because I have to catch up to you. Okay, so Andy's like so Making a list checking it twice. Durinda's gonna cut your throat. Okay, like he makes some rhyme But it's basically about like is Durinda only nice because she's like saving up favors. Yes, of course But it's such a strong way to put it to Durinda. And Durinda has come today with the mindset, everybody calling me ugly. Help, dearly. I'm not enough call.

So no matter what happens, Durinda just goes, her shhh. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. So Andy just basically like rhymed something that meant this lady's a drunk and she's gonna use every good deed She's never done against you in the future. She's like So we know we're going downhill from here. Yeah, although we should mention that Andy lobs another softball to Bethany before all this

Like this is the biggest one of all After they've like thrashed her apart because they do all this. Like this is the biggest one of all. After they've like thrashed her apart because they do all this stuff about, was Ramona happy about watching Bethany and Carol fall apart and everything and just tearing apart and like why didn't you talk to Ramona at the cabaret and all this stuff. And then Andy goes, but you know what's funny?

When you guys are going through shit, you always go to Bethany, isn't she so nice? I have to run from the sale! Balls! Balls! Bethany's just giving her like walls down. I did it just like... And then it's just like a montage of Bethany consoling people and he's like yeah And this cast really can change on the dime because they're like

Oh yeah, she's good at that she's good at that during the goes when she's good She's good. They were on us like yeah, she's good at that. Yeah, she's very good Good at that those fake tips didn't get in the way of that So it's so good so during that Frankenstein murdered people, but he also soed people up. You know, it's like, are we going to really be mad at Frankenstein? So anyway, Dorenda. So the Dorenda segment opens up and before anything even happens, like listen, you know, like with Luann, you know what? I still don't, like listen, I apologize. I think she still needs to apologize.

Okay, I still think she does. I'm like, you are so crazy, Durinda. The only thing that Luann said was, oh, she's her own turn. Which is like, when you're a crazy drunk, that's what people say to you. You earned that, okay? It's actually nice when people say that.

Because Ben will say that to me, and I'm like, he's looking out for me. Yeah. It's fine, it's like I'm not gonna yell at him will say that to me and I'm like he's looking out for me. Yeah It's right. It's like I'm not gonna yell at him. I mean if I get drunk or I will you see how it goes like Like the appropriate response. I was like, oh fuck you Luan not like thank you You're drunk. You should go back to rehab. No one likes you. You just leave the munch. I hope you rot and die in jail At the same time on the time, on the other hand. On the other hand.

We did see that as the week's past, that is what Lumenth. She was like, but I was saying she's drunk, and she's, she acts like a goddamn idiot with a couple of drinks. I'm a bearist force, me dream up. Like, we did see that that is what she meant. But Durinda stills, like, just be like.

When you've been around, when you've been around a belligerent drunk long enough and they start to act up, because you never know us, like one moment everything's fine. fine and then one moment they see a paperclip like fuck that You're just gets you get so sick of it that you're like oh here we go again because then you're the one who has to take care of it And you're the one who has to clean up all the mess now. So I'm sorry. I'm with Lou on this one Well, just get drunk enough so you don't remember leaving it at sorry Sorry

Well then the hero Andy comes back in to save Bethnican. Because the meanest thing she said, I think that the internet reacted to you, was when she's like, well, you know how this, because you're a drunk. Right? Which she very clearly said. So he's like, now did you really save it?

She's a drunk, or are you saying like she's in drunk? Which, whoever said I'm in drunk? Like Andy is trying to take his twink grinder talk to alcohol as all. That's not how I work. I never said I loved you. I said I was in like with you. You know what I mean? It doesn't work, Andy. By the way, because someone gave me a buttlight. Thank you very much.

So this is so he lets her off the hook. So she's like, I mean, I don't know what I said. Like literally, because Beth the me knows she cannot lie here, even if he's helping. She's like, I don't have to lie. Why does she have to lie? She doesn't. Durrinda was, Durrinda is a drunk. Durrinda is a drunk. And the more mist, the more misty way. In the best way, she's a drunk. And what drives me nuts, the shit, I don't know if this is what you were saying before. But what drives me nuts is that,

Dorenda's whole politician thing. Oh, y'all, quiet for like. Let's like. We got another 10, I promise, I promise. He is cute though. It's like girl yelling at that cute guy. You guys, that's where the, that's how these shows are.

We come to rock venues sometimes to like a podcast. I'm like, oh, just you wait. Have some trash cans out in the middle of the house. Cause this bitch is going to be barfing after like hitting on the bartender. No, but I love Durinda's like her like faux ownership. She's like, listen. That night, I was drunk, which I said I was drunk it's like there wasn't any question about whether you were drunk like she's saying it's like this fixes everything I own it I was young I was like you're at a business dinner for Bethany but we all know what you know first

here's the thing on these shows you could say that to anybody and be right. I mean, you could say that to at least half this cast. You have to have like a certain agreement where you're going to let each other get away with a certain amount of shit on these shows, you know?

And when you don't, when you start call, it's like when you're calling Dorinda on being a drunk, when we're going to start calling out all the cocaine use and all the drug use and all the other shit that's going on. So that's where I think the fights come in because it becomes an imbalance. It's like, oh, we're going to be honest about me.

But when are we going to be honest about you, bitch. And that's why Durinda keeps fighting and saying, oh, you know what? Be careful. Be careful. But you know what? Because as a person who brings a coke, Durinda got selfies of who done her coke. She got your nose prints on her straw. I was thinking allegedly, allegedly.

But here's the thing. All that Durinda literally, all Durinda has to say is what Ramona said a few years ago. She was like, you know what? I like to drink. We all drink. I think I took it a little too far. I think I'm going to pull it back a little bit. And everyone be like, okay, great.

But instead, it just keeps like, you drink. Which is like the worst offense. It's like, of course, like, yes, I drink. But you drink too, and you can't control yourself. You're crazy when you drink, and I'm not crazy when I drink. I'm getting drunk. I'm not hit twinks over the head with a tennis racket. You know what I mean?

There's like different levels. So, Durrinda's like going crazy. I mean, I've considered it. So Durrinda's like different levels. So Durinda's like going crazy. I mean, I've considered it So Durinda's like going like way too crazy about this alcoholism thing and they're all tip-toeing around her Like what how do we say this to Durinda and even Beth and he's like, I don't know if I said you're a drunk or if you A drunk if you're in drunk, I don't even remember You know, it's not my place. I'm not a doctor. Thank you. Thank you My beer has arrived. She's like, I'm not a doctor. I'm not a doctor. Thank you. My beer has arrived. She's like, I'm not a doctor. I'm not a doctor.

I'm not in the place to say that and care goes, but you did say it, which is a good point. Shut up, Razaville. So then, Beth is like, Beth is like, listen, I've been to one end of mention this week and I'm not doing this again. Okay. I didn't know what D'Arunda says. Here we go. Oh my, here we go. That sounds familiar. What was the last time I heard that phrase on Real House? I was, oh, when the wind said it to you.

Yeah. So I'm like, good boy. I'm like, furious now. I got myself, I've turned into D'Arunda now. I'm like, lizzoo. Thank you. Thank you, man. And then, so Ami keeps coming back.

And he's like, so, okay, I'm glad that we're talking through this kind of still makes no sense Well, so that's a random are you a drunk? I'm You I Have a good shame to have a bad chance to have a shame to be looking And that pizza good pasta How brave of water. He's like, okay, OK, let's show a Ramona clip.

Durrinda, are you a drunk? You a drunk. It like always comes back. And God bless her. She's just not going to say it. And she can't, because once you say it, you're done. The next time you have another drink, someone's like, ooh, it's Durrinda.

She's cheating. That's why I should all shut to say, I just have to pull it back. Because then you're not really committed to not drinking You're just saying I'm pulling a back never tell your friends Rana diet and then Bethany is like listen You got so drunk you went in your pouch as the next eights the wrong guy. She's like well of course. I don't remember him. I was drunk Good defense. Oh poor Durinda So I then Durinda tries to put on Bethany. She's like, listen, if you thought I was in trouble, you should've said, listen Dorenda, stay

home. I'm like, and then all the ladies agree in Caragas. Yeah, she shouldn't just stay home. She's wasted it for in the afternoon of Puerto Rico. Like, who made her do that? But also, this is a monster that we created. And I feel like it's housewives lovers. We all need to really realize when we've created a fucking monster. It doesn't mean we have to fix a monster or we have to reject it or throw it in jail or get rid of the monster, but we did create it.

And Dorenda does say she's like, who yeah, looking at all those kids, I think people enjoy them. I mean, we do. I don't want her to stop drinking. I guess, I'm in her eye. That's like, it's like review. Yeah.

It was great chance to have her in the drunk. So Carol's all excited. She's like, she's like, it's not constructive to call someone drunk on television. I bet she's like, fuck you, Carol's's not gonna try to call someone a narcissist on television Need that you did that too, which is like And that was such an obvious like thing that she had planned and Carol shrunk away from it like that's the dumbest come back ever Okay, alcoholism is not the same as narcissism, okay?

Once more fun. Yeah Okay Once more fun. Yeah, then the other stop conflating things Okay, so in this rat in this last thing and he's just not gonna let it go So he's like are you a drunk during to just say you're a drunk so we could wrap this fucking thing up a Seriously Carol she's really I'm sorry it's from Adam He said he got to know we have Delta again for bringing on a service at a ball So, just saying so Andy is, so do you think,

I'm gonna ask for like the 10th time, do you think maybe you have an unhealthy relationship with him? I thought you answered Andy, guess what? None of us are drunk, that's what I say. None of us. Guess what? None of us are drunk, kaboom. Kaboom.

I just dropped a mic, go. And then, Durinda has the strangest defense, she says, hey, you know what she says? She says, I got a mic go. And then Durinda has the strangest defense. She says, hey, you know what she says? She says, I got a big tongue. I got a big tongue. Hey, baby, young. So then, Andy, it's like, Durinda, just what the fuck are you gonna do? Are you gonna go drink right now?

Are you gonna do rails in the dressing room? Just tell us so we can... We need to have the proper waiter back there, what do you mean? And she's like, listen, I wanna gonna say this I'm in a good place KILLY! And I was like that's called one step at a time good for you I will buy you a drink okay? So then Bethany tries this like you know you bet you bash me every day you bash me every day because during the starter Apology thing where she's like fuck you fuck you why are we friends Bethany? I don't want to have this thing with you Bethany and I really have this thing and Bethany is like you have been horrible to me, okay?

The things that you have said to me are like like seriously literally what's the matter? What's happening? What's going on? Like seriously? What's going on? Yes, Bethany, you called? Yes? Oh, sorry Bethany, you look wonderful So she's like you said things and during the cuz you've bats me every in every interview you can't if this graceful This graceful I never said anything mean to you. You said it every episode man. He's like said Dorenda Can you say the alphabet backwards? He basically like draws a line from one catch. He's like, can you walk that? And that brings us to the end of the real house.

I was going to have that. Oh my god. Thank you guys so much. That was a hard, that was a hard reunion. Thank you guys so much. That was a hard that was a hard reunion Thank you to this beautiful place and prop please tip your back hold on a second now Hold on to the black thank you to Captain hold on hold on hold on hold on You have the contest All right, we have to we have to pick out a winner for dinner at the colony We have what you say okay

We're gonna look This way the show turns into prices right we had a secret judge in here We have to see if we got I got to take it off of airplane mode I didn't want to be interrupted like Carol. My God. I didn't like I literally didn't like. Oh my God. I was so many people money. It's ridiculous. I love that capital went just emails like three times a day. They're like maybe you didn't get the first one. Oh, okay. So we have some contenders here. Well which is good because we actually have how many prizes to give out for three three

Sorry fourth person We actually with the colony and Lee a black gorgeous jewelry and facelift in a box from the black dot com you guys to go support those Fuckers. All right that one's definitely the colony, right? Yes, okay, so but who is it though? Oh, we just say who it is Okay Yes, okay, but who is it that oh we just say who it is? I will say we'll and then okay Okay So the winner of the colony dinner for two We have it's it's actually a double costume It's one woman who came dress as Giovanni and one who came And one woman who came as the shit that fell out of Ramona from Cartagena. Congratulations, you guys just won dinner at the colony. So good. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da be cool don't be like our uncle and her friend is wearing they're not not

they're just and and the last you guys miss it a rich and our final winner leave a like to comment nice oh my god she she found it! Forget it, forget it, forget it, forget it, forget it, regret it!

Done in the side wall! Look at this table! So good! We'll have this for you at the merch table! There she is! Everybody! Thank you! So much for the time being with the show!

This is amazing! Thank you Captain Lee! Thank you Lee up wide! Thank you Ricky and the the time to show. This is amazing. Thank you, Captain Lee. Thank you, Lee Abar. Thank you, Ricky and the colony Lee. Thank you, Ricky. Everyone here from Palm Beach, from Florida. This has been amazing.

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