Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Skinny Girl Hostages

Episode Date: July 28, 2017

Bethenny finally gets her trip to Tequila, and LuAnn falls down again. Will one inch of Mexico escape being branded and sold? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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My new favorite, Durinda Lange. Let's do the game! Larri! Larri! What a fun episode. There wasn't like a huge amount of drama, but it was hilarious. I was cracking up. It's truly a comedy. It's a comedy. Yes, this show is so good. So you want to just jump right in?

Yeah, I'm trying to think in my brain if there was something else that we were supposed to announce or say or speak about, but I really can't think about it. I mean, I can't think of anything. So I will just spasticly interject in the middle of the show if it comes to me. Yeah, I can't either because I've started reading books again. Oh my god. Up all night because I can't go to sleep because I have to know what happens. Some books are so long. Yeah, you never get to know what happens. Takes forever. Yeah. So let's get to something that will never be a book this episode. So Wow, we open back in To keep or Mexico. We're not in tequila yet, but back at the Mexican villa and it's tonight after everybody went drunk and crazy and

Durin is like, I love yoga hanging Rika Down dog So there she's like doing a down dog with thing in Rik and I love Mexican yoga because he's like, okay, now put your fingers together and then go like this. Brrr, tap your fingers together. What the fuck in Rik is in Rik just making up yoga? I have no idea. I just really liked watching Dorenda do yoga.

Hey, there's no, they say there's a dog down here, but I don't see any dog down here. You get down, jog. I'm an emotional support animal. I don't have to do it. Hey, who are you calling a child? Huh? No, child pose, child pose. Huh? I'm a child. Richard always said I was strong as a tree. Richard! Okay calm down, calm down over there. Who's Vinyasa? He's Vinyasa, she's a new house man. Vinyasa. He's like no no finger tap, finger tap pose. Okay tap your finger like your fingers are a desk and your other fingers are a desk not tap together. Very good finger tap. Hey, who you calling a co-ops? Huh? So Lou Ann comes down and her superhero driver. Yeah, her hero's her superhero strength is just never getting harmed as long as she has alcohol. I mean, she should be bruised. She should be scratched. She should have broken bones and she's like, well, I feel fine.

Yeah, she literally saunters up to Durinda. You know, it's probably six in the morning and she has this shred. Like she just got off a big 18 wheeler like, all right, let's go get some coffee and some pancakes at the rest stop, you know? Cause that's in my mind what truckers do. But she sort of like walks up

with this like, this sort of like waddle, but like a real strident waddle again, like truck driver. And she just sort of sits down and she's like, the sugar and the alcohol together. I got so wasted. I like that she just enters yoga like she enters every other room. Like, yeah. Would you believe it? Where's the fiance pose? Oh, that's right. Like, ha ha ha. Yeah. Would you believe it? Where's the fiance pose?

Oh, that's right, there is none. Because I'm married. All right, I'm going to do the, I got the yacht pose. Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Downward Tom. I told you, I told you that's what it was going to be. Downhill. It's the downhill Tom. So

that's me. Literally it's a crack of the morning. It's like the crack of your ass. Get it. You guys get it. It's like the crack of the morning. It's like you can see your ass cracks. Like literally, literally, you're bending over and your ass is coming out. It's like your ass is doing a sunrise. It's like it's like a morning thing. It's like morning Joe, except it's like morning ass, morning ass crack. Because you know your ass all has a crack. Get it. It makes sense. It's funny. It's hilarious. What is this moon over Miami because like I see your moon like get it seriously Literally seriously

It's like Miami except we're like in Mexico and it's like hammy because it's your ass So it's like hilarious. It's a totally funny joke No, I will not tap my fingers together in reek a like seriously So Carol's inside ordering breakfast with just as only Carol can do I would like Waffles rancheros with no beans meat Rancheros sauce eggs I

Just like the way she said Wavos rancheros as if the the man the local Mexican man would not understand her She's like I'm having the man the local Mexican man would not understand her. She's like, I'm having the labels and share rows. Like, yes, they know what wave us when she was our it's so sad that all these people are deaf. When people speak any foreign language and they just say it really loudly.

It's like charla on the amazing race. Remember the little person charla from like 10 years ago and no matter what country they were in, they'd be in Poland and every cab driver goes, rapido, rapido, rapido, rapido, rapido, rapido, rapido, rapido, like they don't all speak Spanish. Spanish does not the universal language of the world. I find that I'm that asshole. I was having dim sum yesterday in Chinatown and I was like, for favor, what are you doing? Like, look, I know different words than English. You must like me better than the other ignorant people in here.

You're like, a Vieter Sainte, I'm Losey Anto. It's not English, so you must all understand it. Like, uh, Vielkum and Björn vany welcome. Okay, Cabaret is a universal language. Am I right, guys? Fettuccine, Fettuccine, Alfredo of War, Necesito, Despacito. Maybe this time I'll be happy. Maybe this time he'll stay. Cabaret, right, guys? Write them some way. There's S escargot croissant caviar. Way both ran cheros. So basically she ordered just an empty plate. Okay. Yes. So Carol, uh, she sees Luanne and she's like, you don't have scratches on your face. Yeah. And I was like, I took a tumble in the garden. So you're really really elevating your experience. You fell over in a bush.

It's like, she makes us out of my shoes. Breakfast. Ramona who thinks kryptonite is a superhero's happy pill. Sleep in. It's, yes. I realized I was about to make the exact same joke. I made last week of like, hey, it's she thinks it's when you're looking for a crypt at night.

I'm like, oh, I made that joke last week, didn't I? What are you doing in my room? So they bring in like a base hobby lobby full of flowers. Yeah, like five things of flowers. And the way I'm like, is it for me are those married flowers seriously? I am working sir. I am working You learn this is very important what I'm doing Would you believe it? fuelers barking yes, everybody can believe it. Would you believe it living socials arrived?

would you believe it living socials arrived that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that New boyfriend, it sent me flowers. I did just get married. It's like here, Luan. Tom sends you this rotting cilantro. Well, it is a plant, so I guess it counts. Rotting cilantro. You know, like when you find that like bundle of cilantro at the supermarket that's been sitting under those sprinklers for too long. It's got those brown leaves. Well, I mean, we can make a guacamole with this protacco Tuesday. I feel like she would say guacamole. That's, yeah. But either way, she would not say guacamole.

She's the type that would call a coyote, a coyote. Do you hear the coyotes? Well, that's how they were in Switzerland, where I used to live. When I took a tumble in that garden, all I could think about was did I alarm any coyotes that possibly happened to be walking by So this is basically from the chunky guy with the bald wig that Tensley boned for a week, you know you go tinsley and they're still together on the old Instagram where it really counts Wow, yeah, because I was surprised because they had known each other for five days. And Tinsy's like, my new boyfriend sent me flowers.

I'm completely in shock. I'm like, he's your boyfriend already. It's been five days. Yeah. Is it is it long before she's in his bushes, just watching him? I can't believe you sent me flowers. Like I get it. I'm not there. Don't mean we feel bad about not being with you in Illinois. Stop making me feel grateful for my flowers

Why didn't page six cover the flowers they cover the town are they not the flowers like we get it It's not fair So Carol's like this is a match made in heaven And Bethany is like yeah, you know what we it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like Carol, you know, she's so flat-chested. We're just gonna stand on Carol and just go on the waves. Get it? I'll try surfing. It's like Dorenda's head just pops up out of nowhere. I'll try surfing. Well, hello. Don't you feel like Dorenda lives in one of those

Peppermint Patty commercials where she eats a Peppermint Patty then jumps on the table and is like, I'm surfing. I'm skiing. Like all the time, like, oh God, someone gave Dorenda Peppermint Patty again. She's just always so excited to be wherever she is. I'm in the Alps and I'm skiing down the slope in my peppermint patty.

That's what I'm doing right now. She's skiing and feels so empowered. So the thing is so empowering. I can't not feel empowered. Like Durinda your foot is in my grip fruit. So like on one of those walking sidewalks in the airport. I'm on a walking sidewalk. I'm not feeling bow. It's amazing. It's technology is a sidewalk. You know all these years I

always thought a walking sidewalk was a sidewalk that walked somewhere but it's actually you get on it. And you walk. You can let only walk you so do you So so they're all getting ready to go surfing and Ramona walks up late and she's like I have to tell you girls a funny story The wind fell in the bushes last night, but he's like, yeah, I know she's like you told us last night stupid I love their Ramona was that drunk. He's already done this whole monologue. Good evening everyone. Funny story. Lu fell in the bushes.

I told you you went the wrong way. You thought you were going downstairs. What's on you? Should have done this walk around. But instead you fell over and could have broken your arms. Oh, there are your story. It was a crack of the morning. Yeah, I made that joke.

Yeah, we've already seen this in the theater show. Okay, I have to say I'm out. So Remina's Ramona just casually. She's left alone with Bethany. She's like, I'm sorry I keep picking on you. It's so crazy. I don't even know why doing it. It's just snowballs.

You know why? I don't know. Do you know why? I don't I'm a bearish I'm embarrassed by the whole thing Frank And I hate snowballs first and foremost this one time when this little girl Jelene parts his myth through a snowball at my face and I was blinded for all of three seconds this day I can't look at snow unless it's a spin, okay Bethany is like if HIPAA was never invented, just constantly giving out everybody's medical. She's like, you fucked up with me.

You're heart, you're heart's bad. You're soul's bad. Everything about you's bad. Like seriously, remember that time when we went over the bridge, you fucked up. Like seriously, that was first time I've been I forgave you. Like, now you really fucked up with me. It's like she's just constantly spouting out spats on what everybody's done wrong at all times. And she basically tells Ramona, like I'll say I'm just gonna make her request,

you just don't come to kill it tomorrow. Like I can't have you there. It's just, you know what, it's like my business, it's very personal up and working on it for like, I can't have you there. Ramona's like, okay, great. Well, reconvened tonight and we'll decide when I'm invited If you change your mind you do and if you don't you don't and I'll see you tomorrow and to kill Uh, I like everyone is like I'm so sorry

I'm not apologizing. I just wanted to stop saying let's's talk. Let's talk. Let's talk. Let me be me. Am I right? I'm sorry, but I just Grotted be me. Yeah, Ramona's like listen, you just seem to take everything so seriously and so sensitively I mean it it all started with something I said the last May I think like no, no, honestly It's something that you did like 10 years ago like this is not just like last month. It was 10 years ago. You just, you know, like me, I can tell, you don't like me. And then the promoter goes, I don't not like you. I don't not not like you.

Don't not not like you. Oh, it's you not. I couldn't follow. What does that mean? I bet. And Beth is like, what the hell? Well, I don't have to have a, I don't have like a beautiful mind to like figure out the, the math behind that one. Like seriously saying, I, saying I don't not, not like you means that you don't have a, I don't have like a beautiful mind to like figure out the the math behind that one like Sarah saying I

Saying I don't not not like you means that you don't like her Because I don't if it's I don't I don't like you means you don't like someone I don't not like you means you like them So if I don't not not like you then you're back to not like that That's why about for me. He's like what the hell and then she's like you know Bethany It's just that you take everything so really It's like I nothing against you She's like then why would you do that to me like seriously? I don't even know what's happening anymore

Like I've never seen anything like this from anyone ever like I've never seen anything like this Like I've never even felt this before and she's like oh, I forgot to tell you nice article in the Wall Street Journal. I bet she's like, thanks. I appreciate that. And that's what I'm most like, I'm trying everything. Let's face it sideways, upside down, left and right, I'll stand on my head. I just want to go back to what it was for Christ's sake. Okay, look, here I am. My foot is up, my other foot is down, going in all different directions. My palm is forward up my other foot is down going all different directions my Palm is forward my other palm is back look at me. I'm like Circus, so lately Okay, Circus to so legally

Circus so okay The Cirque de Soca. Hey, hey, where the bone that bends over 20 different ways to get after me to just let her be herself. Look, I'm balancing a ball on my nose and it got there from my foot. That crazy.

So Sonia and Ramona have some time, a lunatic. She's like, oh my God, Sonia, look, we coordinated without even trying. I was like, how are you not even trying? You're sleeping in the same room and laying out your clothes at night. That's exactly what I thought.

And also your clothes don't look the same. You're just both wearing cap to anish sort of things. Like, look at this Ramona. Look, Sonia, we're both wearing shirts. We coordinated. Is that a sun hat? We're like sisters. at this remodeling look look Sonya were both wearing shirts we coordinated that is sun hat we're like sisters there's so many different versions of Sonya but I love Sonya and her CVS reading glasses Sonya the best yes that's always my best because she's like I'm very serious right now did you I mean could you believe

Tinsley last night they're enabling an abling her childlike behavior? It's why I always say get an apartment, move out. She can't stick to a story. One minute, she's saying, oh, she just needs to get an apartment. And the next, how could she get a new apartment? That really hurt my feelings. And then she just goes away for five days with a guy. I mean, crazy.

But you know what, though, she brings a guy back to my place. She's not allowed to bring a guy back to my place. And then she goes away with a guy. I mean crazy, but you know what though? She brings a guy back to my place. She's not allowed to bring a guy back to my place and then she goes away with a guy. That's not in my place. It's like, which where is it, Sonia? And now she's leaning on Bethany. She's mad. She was that's called friend jumping. Anything you want to vent about, Ramona's like, I can never win. Okay? Like with Bethany. It's like I can't win. I say Iany's like I can't win I say I'm sorry She's mad at me. I don't say I'm sorry. She's mad at me. I say I don't like like not like maybe like you

She doesn't even know what to say. It's like the only way you can win with her is when she's sick I'm like a dog like bleeding all over her home goods then she likes me if she's healthy she snaps like a turtle snap snap if she's healthy she snaps like a turtle. Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap. Snap, snap, snap. And Sonia is like, I agree that turtle needs to move out. So, Sonia just wants, I think Sonia likes being outraged once in a while. You know, like, how she's so mad at Dharinda about, like, a year later,

about the, about the about the bookshers. She just likes an opportunity to be angry. Well, Sonia's had so many seasons where everybody's mad at her and she doesn't even know why. She's like, wait, what did I do again? The only thing now her defense is a good offense. She's just like, I'm mad now. Now what are you gonna do that I'm mad?

No, it doesn't even make any sense why you're mad. Oh really, it doesn't make sense. Well, now I'm mad at you. Why? Because I am, I said Well, now I'm mad at you. Why? Because I am, I said I am. I'm wearing greeting glasses. So. So they start entering the search shop, and Bethanese

has been telling everybody the story. And she's like, well, I mean, she said she does not not like me. Like, what the hell does that mean? I don't even know what that means. Like, I've never even felt anything like that before. And during this like, today is a life changer. This something thrilling about it. You get an upon a surf bowl. It's a little free too.

It's a lot different than writing John. I'll tell you that much. You can't. It's like being on a ballet bowl in his synonym. This is going to be like writing Beth and Lee to a late. So they're in the surf shop and then meanwhile, Tinzy goes up to Sonia to have a talk. And I was watching this at like 145 in the morning. And so my notes are internally making sense.

I have, I think that, I think Tinsley said this by I said that Sonya said it, where Tinsley says, to Sonya regarding all this page six stuff, she's like, why aren't you protecting me more? Right, where did Sonya said that, right? Yeah, she's like, you don't understand. Why aren't you protecting me more? Right, where did Tonya said that, right? She's like, you don't understand. Why aren't you protecting me more?

And she's like, well, did they call you? She's like, but you could should have called down and said it's not true what they said about me, saying stuff about you. And she's like, well, you just need to tell them. And she's like, no, you tell them. You tell them they're wrong. And she's like, look, you need to be the one

to face the music. And when they call you, you need to be the one to face the music and what they call you You need to say Sonya is lovely and we're great friends in her househouse hot water Everything's fantastic clear eyes Her eyes is yellow again, you know no rad corpses in between the walls toilets are all functioning Which is kind of funny because Sony is basically confessing why she went to page six in the first place. It's not to make Tinsley look bad because that's a stupid story to plant anyway. It's so they would call Tinsley and Tinsley would

say, Sonya is amazing in her house as gorgeous. Like that's really all Sonya wanted, but it's all blowing up in her face and she doesn't know what to do. Yeah. So they just sort of keep yelling at you know it this is one of the sillier feuds we've seen recently this you know you someone leaked that I was not hat that I'm not happy in your townhouse and even though I'm not happy in your townhouse I haven't really been outwardly ungracious like that so could you fix it and say that I am happy even though I'm not happy. Yeah exactly it's like look you're not hiding in the bushes, stalking somebody until you get arrested. So I'd say this is moving up. And does anyone really care if Tinsley has been

ungracious in Sony's townhouse? Like literally asked, like, find me someone in New York City who was just like, the world's going to shit, but this is the real problem. Tinsley's not gracious to Sonya. Yes, exactly. It like takes over the trans and the military news. Yeah. So back at the search shop, Lewand's like, well, I have to get rid of this hangover somehow.

So I'm going to go surfing. Yeah, that makes sense. I'm going to bang my head into the water. I'm just a regular Blake lively. I love my own sharks. Let's play. What is that movie called? The shallows. The shallows.

It's like my friend's own. Just like Rose getting married. So I called them. It's still rude to me that the shark did not provide any fresh coral for me to enjoy. I mean, I am just freshly married. So then we get Dorinda's take on surfing. She's like surfing. You know what surfing is not just standing around a water, okay?

Surfing is a feeling. You get on this board, you're on your hands and knees, and you push yourself up, like giving birth. Like is that really like giving birth? That would explain Hannah's twitchiness. It's like that's how Dorinda gave birth. She's like, oh, she's coming up. I'm getting up. So when Dorinda gave birth,

did she flop over into a body of water afterwards? when Dorenda gave birth and she flopped over into a body of water afterwards. She swang on a rope, a rope thing over a pool. Yeah, that's you and again. I fell off my surfboard and guess what? Hannah number two. And then it has to be one of my favorite segments of the season when she's like it's like Buz and then she goes you can tell if you got it right or not and then it just Custard her eating it and then Luan's like Tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum beach pose tum tum tum tum tum Face first to the water and girls like why am I doing this?

She's housewives surfing so good. Yes. Yeah, it's, you know, and Bravo to them. No pun intended, but Bravo to those ladies for getting up on those surf boards. That's pretty cool. I've never done it. Yeah. And Beth and he's like, oh my god. Seriously, literally cut out for this so Sonya

Sony intensely you're still fighting Yes, Sony's like so you think it's my fault. I have feelings that I share in my own home She's like it's not your own home. They're public She's like well, I shared them with my friend friend group Yeah, welcome to my friend group and then Sony so you're saying, you know, if you cared about our friendship, you wouldn't have been to everyone, you know, and from the table, you would have pulled me aside. And that's what he's like, well, but you everyone knows your feelings, you

vent everyone. I mean, it was just like this. It's like you are. Yeah, just pass the lemonade already, God. I've been in gracious house, that that's end of story. We get it. You don't like me. Just past the lemonade. So back at the house, Bethany's like, hurry, hurry, hurry.

We want to do early dinners so tomorrow we're fresh. Just like a domino thing. Yeah. Yeah, she's like, yeah, so they're back at the house now, right? Yeah, even they're pouring into the, they're pouring into the, the, the van's to go dinner. Yeah. Yeah, sorry, I have to, I got lost, I got lost my notes.

Oh, no, it's okay. I can read ahead. I just don't want to step over you. If you've got something, my notes are crazy. It's like, hurry, we got to do early dinner. Dormitant thing, cars car. Torina, I can't wait to see Ramona tomorrow. That's gonna be hilarious.

Coming out of this trip to Tequila. And when she's not coming, and look at you guys, does she know she's not coming? Yes, she knows. Like, I just told her she's not coming. Like, what is she gonna do? Like, she's gonna tap dance to audition. Like, seriously? Like, who am I anyway?

Am I my resume? Like, this isn't a chorus line. Like, she hasn't get that chance. Like, if this was chorus line, she's cut get that chance like if this was chorus line she's cut Okay, it's not like she she like she doesn't just give them the chance to be fucked one time Well Bethany that was a deep dive into chorus line right there Like what am I Michael Douglas seriously? Did somebody say something about lines?

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It doesn't Bethany look amazing, Carol? Why aren't you answering me? That's like a skeleton statue. Because they have those like, damn, the dead. Those dead statues there here's like what I'm trying on it's like whoa it really is like Dave the dead you're right Bethany no that's Carol this Carol where's that goo there's day of the dead statues so so they find out Bethany's like oh my god it's like a poncho but but it's like long sleeve.

Like what sleeves to coat of the ground. This is sick. This is sick. It's like, so sick. It's so tight. It's sick. It's sick. I got to want to dress this place, but it's sick.

This is bomb. This is sick. This is bomb. It's a bomb. Like, it's honestly, like, I don't see like, tubular. Like, I can't. It's like, it's like crack in the morning, but it's like, not the morning. It's not a crack.

It's just like, like, like, non-crack over the non-morning. I love it I'm gonna try to don and she's like you know what this morning with Bethany I said you know what Ramona you're gonna pretend everything's great with Bethany and nothing is wrong Okay, I really love these long sleeves. I would buy five thousand of these if they had them You know what I love? sleeves. Isn't that crazy? Do you like these shoe Bethany? Me too. I love sleeves. And so then Bethany tries to buy it and her card is blocked because of like travel stuff, whatever. And so she's like,

eh, eh, well, what's the matter? What's the matter? What's the deal with this? Like, what's going on? Like my my my my my sister's was jelly. Like this, like, bullshit. You know, you know, some like three people are getting fired because of that. I just I just I can hear what's a matter on the couch back in New York City like how could I Bethany? You know that like what's a matter has like a painting of Bethany and the painting talks to her The penny is like what's going on like you you mess up the credit card, okay? Like where's the pink slime? You gotta find the things lime, okay, so I'm singing bass Like, where's the pink slime? Yeah, find the pink slime, okay?

It's like one of those singing bass. Or one of those things in the haunted mansion that just keeps looking at you no matter where you walk. It's like, oh, you're still looking at me, Bethany. Oh. I know what you're up to, huh? I know what you're up to. Like, literally, okay, next thing you have to do, make this hatch, you're a little bit

of walk across the ocean, okay? All right, fine. So then, so the credit card isn't happening, so remote is like, it's my gift. It's my gift. Now you don't have to do that. No, it's my gift. It's rude not to accept a gift from Mario or from me.

It's my gift. Don't lick a gift horse in this mouth, okay? All right, so then, so yeah, bad things like,'s like, I find thanks. So then Ramona's like, not I have to do more. I could have done more. I'm like Oscar Schindler. I could have done more. So then Ramona goes and she decides to start buying all these bags that I've hearts on them and she buys. First she's like, she's like, okay, I mean, I buy one for Bethany and one for Sonia and one for me. What do you think about that? Lui and she's like, Lui and it's like, okay, I'm gonna buy one for Bethany and one for Sonia and one for me. What do you think about that? Louis and she's like, and what about me? Would you believe it? I just got married. She's not gonna buy me a charge cube bag.

And she's using my money. I like that she got one for everybody and then doing this like with mine. She's wanting to get Bethany a bag and forgot my Yeah, I know the funny thing is Bethany picked out the bag also because Bethany was gonna get one I almost like okay, whoa this is crazy all right. I was gonna save this as a surprise But I don't want you to get that bag because one time I got a bag and then Jolene Parsonsmith got a bag for me She got mad at it. We get the bag. So I was like sorry. I don't want your bag Because I already have my bag and she's fine, Then I don't want to give you another bag.

You'll never have another bag again. So I've never had a bag since then. I only have one bag my entire life. So this is my first time ever having a bag besides the bag that I already bought. Okay. Bethany's like, yeah, well, I got the giant version. So I just got like this giant version of a bag. She's like, I'll put it away so I could have the lunch box version that you got. Thanks for mama. And everyone's making fun of Bethany because she's letting Ramona get to her, like the fake niceness. Yes. Oh, I see you turning. And somebody is like, look, the reality is you just can't get rid of singer. Okay, so don't even try. She's like, you know what, I'm just such a nice person. Like seriously? Like, I can't be a mean bitch

I want to be a mean bitch like I act like I'm a mean bitch, but at the end of the day Guess what I'm not a mean bitch like I'm so nice like seriously like I'm so nice. Yeah, I'm like I think I actually wrote down All of Bethany's monologue where she said about inviting Ramona to ultimately deciding to invite Ramona to tequila. She's like I want set of discuss're a deplorable human being. You bought me a $60 bag to get yourself back on a trip. I don't want to be a mean girl and then you're now coming. You're gonna kiss my ass all day tomorrow We're gonna all get drunk. It's gonna be fine off. Okay, I think that happened. I think that I'm crazy. It's not all me It's you you want to know you want and you know like us and me on it. I you know like literally coming up I like that she called her a deplorable. That was like a little wink to Carol. Yeah

So I get the villa Bethany and Carol are in the hot tub and care is like Oh, did you re invite her yet? Oh God, see I say I don't know what to do like she's a deplorable like she's a horrible human being like I want to drown her right now like like just ugly little puppy that lives, you know Why she can't even help it? I just want to like drown her and they're like Sonia Sonia, come in here. Sonia, come on over here. Sonia Sonia Sonia Sonia, come in here. It's like, hey girls. Sonia who they were torturing last year for their resum. Yes, exactly. And Bethany is there like Sonia with that Ramona like she's much better. We can talk to her now. She's like, so has Ramona feeling about this whole thing has she cried?

Has she begged like did she buy me any more purses? What's happening? Give us an update And she's like she's exhausted. She's doing her hair and Beth because yeah, it sounds real emotional So Sonya's base like listen, it's all a front with Ramona, okay? You know what she was I was there all a front with Ramona, okay? You know what? She was, I was there when she was Mario, okay? I was in the next room, okay? Those walls are paper thin.

They fucked every single night. Like, she got it in every single night. Like, he, and he fucked the way he plays tennis. Angry, competitively, and with a lot of emotion, okay? He puts his hips into it. It was just, fuck, a fuck, a fuck, a fuck, a fuck, a thorn. Every single night. And now she's not getting it.

She can't possibly be happy. And so then we see Ramona down at the other hot tub. And she's like, you can't hear anything she's saying because the cameras are idiots and they're not down there because this is a, you can tell this is like a classic Ramona scene without even being there. You see her down at the hot tub and then Rika's like, would you like some help? I'm just like, help me, Rika, like help me in here. It's so difficult. I love having you here. You know I tip you well right in Rika.

Just organized me into this hot tub, okay? unpack me into this hot tub okay unpack me into this hot tub and wreak hey oh yeah I like a guy whose name rhymes with okay. Is that okay and re-kay? Is it okay if I start calling you and okay? Okay Hey, do you have any of those mallets and balls my favorite sport croquet? Croquet okay and and Rick, so they're just watching her. So he's helping her and then she's like, well, I feel like people are watching me. So I'm in Rique, will you help me out of this hot toughness?

I guess, man. So she's like, I'm gonna walk down to the beach and then she starts doing that thing where she's putting her hands in her hair and posing like a 50 spin up girl just by herself at the sun. Yeah, she's putting her hands in her hair and posing like a 50 spin up girl just by herself at the sun. Yeah, she's just, she's just posing. She's like getting her inner Christie brinkly in and and Bethany Sonia and Carol are watching from afar and like, what are you doing? Like why is she going to the water with a blowout? Like, who does that? That's crazy.

She's, she's a morn. She's a morn. She's like officially morn. Like, I'll see if I get the morn down by the ocean. Like, I'll see all the sea horses or like, there's a morn on the beach. Let's get away. I'll see if it's crazy. Like, what is she? Bo Derek, like I'll see if I get the more down by the ocean like I'll see all the sea horse Or like there's a more on the beach. Let's go away. I'll say it's crazy I like what is she bowderek like you see that coming out of the water you're like run back run back in Go back 10 10 more like one honestly like let's go that way, huh? Girls like yeah, cuz no way because then Ramona suddenly starts jogging and girl goes no way She's jogging there must be a hot guy at the end of the beat. Well not even hot just a guy. Yeah, that's a production assistant. Yeah, we're gonna just start jogging for no reason and this like awkward gate. It's like a it's like a cult, you know, that just from like posing at the sun going like oh oh like moving your shoulders oh yeah Sun oh I'm gonna drop now and then she starts like slow motion jogging but it's not slow motion

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Follow Disantel wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder yeah. So Sonia and Ramona have a little meaning and, uh, wait, is Beth Lee there? Oh, no, it's like Sonia and Ramona and, um, you know, basically, you know, uh, Ram, I'd Sonia's telling Ramona, I think that she's invited something like that, but, but essentially, um, Ramona, you know, she's encouraging Ramona for For supporting Ramona and and and praising Ramona for coming farther to realize because that she's hurt Bethany's feelings Because Ramona says something like you know what I heard her feelings. I get it I heard her feelings and so he's like thank the Lord you understand you feeling. See, you've come far. Look how far you've done it. I like how

son you're presented to her. She goes, well, Bethany said, let's not make it a hallmark moment because she's sick of looking like the Maxine of the group. And I said, you want to do invite, I said, you know, you want to invite her. And she said, yeah, but you're an animal. And I was like, yeah, well, I am an animal, a hurting feelings animal, you know? And it's just funny because Sonya is like talking to Ramona about how she should deal with Bethany, how she should approach Bethany, how she needs to talk with Bethany. And wasn't it just a year ago that Ramona was having to talk to Sonya about this exact same thing after Bethany ripped off Sonya's head about the cheaper brand in the office is the exact same.

Exactly. Except Sony isn't saying, enter an alcoholic too. Yeah, but Ramona is like, I admit it and you helped me figure it out. You're like my D-packed chopper. That's when I, you know, look, I realized you can only bring up things with Bethany that she wants to bring up. That's what I learned. Okay. Like if she wants to talk about her pornography career,

making sex tapes of pornography with monkeys in a, you know, whatever in front of her daughter while her daughter is there watching, then she can bring it up. It's not up to me to bring it up on national TV. And they're like, he, he, he, he, like run off gambling. Remona's like, it doesn't't it doesn't matter what I said boy upset her and then Sonya she basically says what you said She goes listen, you know, it's tough to talk to about her with her situation because she doesn't want to talk about it Everyone just goes too Shay you're right. It's like too Shay What is that attitude?

Shay is not what they speak here in Mexico. So now it's nighttime and they're all going off to a restaurant. And so they arrive in this restaurant and someone has to hit the head of the table. And I'm like, I don't want to hit the head of the table. I'll give head, but I won't hit the head of the table. Get it, like head like, you know, blood job. Like, honestly, like this is like a job. Like, I just want to blow this off, but it's a job.

It's a blow job. I thought we're eating a blood job right now. We're eating semen. I'll't get it. Like, head like, you know, blood job. Like, I see like this is like a job. Like, I just want to blow this off, but it's a job. It's a blow job. I thought we're eating a blow job right now. We're eating semen. I see where the sailors were eating semen right now. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Shecky Gleen. Thank you everybody. Standing on it. Sheck seriously, seriously, sit there and Kentucky.

Like, really? Seriously. So Luanne's like, well, you want some tequila. So it's like, you should have some. You're good at it. You're like a superhero with tequila. You're amazing. And then that's like, what's that? I'm sorry. No, no, sorry. Go ahead. I said, what's that? A superhero with marrying people? Yes. Tom. It's wonderful. Thank you. Tom is like you're kryptonite. I think you've got that wrong, Ramona. So let me see here.

So they're all sitting there at dinner and then they're all sitting there at dinner and then Tinsley pulls up the phone. Yeah, she's just on her phone and that's what what are you reading? Huh? You're reading that article by yourself? Oh, and page six. Oh, okay, you got the one how you're on gracious because you're on gracious. Stop. I hope Sonia would call the negate it. She's like, well, good for you for knowing the gate. Henry the phone. I'll read it.

So it's the best thing he's reading it. And she's like, ah, they met in Ramona and Sonya. And Carol's like, yeah, that's to throw the scent off. And during this, like, just eat melisonga, you dear lad. Hey, Sonya, just confess, okay? Sonya, anything you say can it will be used against you want to surfboard court Okay, done done So I don't got law no other these other stories okay

You got your law and you got your order, but who is who's what huh? You know what sometimes just need a sandwich Check until Sam water sink it she I'll tell you that right now feel a quater with it. You're not the crack And then Listen unless your car talks back to you. I don't care. Wait, now you're talking about Night Writer. I don't care. Kid was a great cop. I know what was herbie who ended up selling that story, lethady. You said, made it herbie. You know, I tell you, it was a love bug. It was a love bug. So stupid.

So anyway, so I love you. You can tell that Ramona and Sonia are guilty with this page 16 just by their makeup because they have some full on whatever happened to baby Jane looks like happening. Like it is smeared outside their lips. I don't know what they were on when they when they put that on, but they fully look like they had a pill addiction and were waiting at CVS for their retail. I've written a letter to daddy, okay? So Sonia's like, well, you'll know who did it. If you just think who's got motivation and Tensley's like, you do. No, I think someone just overheard you. Okay. Oh, there she goes. Having a Tensley tantrum. Tens, Tent, Tent, Tent.

There she goes, having a tinsley tantrum, tins tant, tins tant. I'm not having a tantrum, stop. She's like, well, I certainly wouldn't have said anything. And Carol's like, of course she went up. She's told everybody it's in her loop. Yeah, well Carol was great because Sony was like, you know, she's blowing this all out of proportion. It's just, you know, it's an article. She's blowing it out of proportion. And Carol's like, oh she's blowing this all out of proportion. It's just, you know, it's an article. She's blowing it's blowing out of proportion.

And Carol's like, oh, let's blow out of proportion is people talking and saying she's a bad house guest. Cause you keep talking about it. I never talked about it. How could you? Yeah, she's like, I would never think it's in her loop. I just like the so you'll loop, cause that is so true. And that's true. She's right. So I know and there's like

Yeah, the feelings. Yeah, the feelings. But I mean, Lynn Tinsley is also a looper because here she is still talking about I only lived with you because you invited me to after I went through a very bad time, which was like years ago, by the way. Yeah, I mean, if you just like kind of do a Google search, it's not like it happened last month. Okay, this is a long time ago. Exactly. And Timz is like, she's trying to get riled up again. And she's like, you know, you can play it about me so much, it made it into the press. And Ramona goes, people are eating. Like says the lady who last week was going, don't just don't bet that he don't don't people. And eating what would in Rique say? So Sonya's like, you don't stay five months if you're not happy. You shop every day.

What does that have to do with the baby? So Carol's like, well, she doesn't understand because Sonia's never met an article with her name in it that she doesn't hug like a little teddy bear before she goes to bed. And Tinsie goes, you know what? Who said this Tinsie or Sonia? She goes, you were happiest in Lark. And Bethany's like, a Lark seriously, a Lark. And she puts her plate on her head. She's like, a Lark. I'm totally embarrassed. Like, I open this dinner with like a head joke

and we've gotten to Alark, like, seriously? Like, seriously, like, you got up your game. I mean, like, where's her cracker the morning joke, okay? So, um, so then everyone's like, so, so, so, everyone's like, so, so, so, so, so, everyone's like, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so These feelings are hurt. Her feelings are hurt. And so Sonia goes, I'm sorry your feelings are hurt. And then everyone's like, no buts, no buts. I'm like, it's hilarious that the previous scene, literally the previous scene, it's Sonia saying to Ramona, you hurt her feelings.

You just have to apologize for hurting her feelings. And here Sonia refuses to apologize for hurting Timzies feelings. Well, Timzies can't get anybody kicked off the show and hurt a fence. Yeah. That's true. It's like we are literally getting nowhere. Like we never get anywhere.

Like we always do this. We get nowhere. It's like a circle jerk. Get it. It's like a circle jerk. We're just all jerking off. Like we're just sitting here like jerking off. And so he goes, what's that? Careful.

Careful. It's when men get in a circle and they masturbate together usually on a woman. And Bethany's like, you always add stuff like seriously. What? They asked to be on the woman like seriously. And during the goes, why is that interesting? So what? That's what it is. To be fair, I mean, we just watched her in to give it like the back the behind the scenes of her giving a tribute to Mary's highlight more on her bed on Instagram stories. So when it talks about like why is something interesting, something is just our fascinating. I also like

the word is bucacchi. Okay. Carry on, Ben. Just just in case there's anybody out there who didn't know the real world. And was just dying to know it. So I, um, so when when Beth think I'm saying, you know, it's, it's a circle, jerk. No, that's the, this whole thing is a circle, we're just one big circle jerk. In the middle of that Ramona tried to try and she's like, no, it's a train.

What? Bethany's going to try and see circle jerk boys for being a cheater brand. I actually don't understand that. I don't understand that analogy because basically what happened was they said, you know, it's just going around a circle, you know, it's a circle jerk or a circle jerk. Like, just because circle jerk has the word circle on it does not mean that this is an example of a metaphorical circle jerk. Well for these ladies it does get them off to just like complain and wind about nothing constantly like they these are not the people who are gonna go just start their phones. You fixed it

you fixed it you found you found the way into the circle. They do get off or totally made it until it turned into a bucackey and then a train. She's like it's a human centipede, okay? It's like, well, you guys, okay, just quit while you're just a little bit behind. Okay, over there. You know what it is? This is, you know what this is? It's like a ribbon.

It's a ribbon that a rhythm, gymnastics, use, they sort of round. We're like a rhythmic gymnastics ribbon. Like, all right, Ramona. What we're eating, okay? We're trying to eat. Like, not even said anything, Ramona. I'm just saying, okay? So Sonia's like, Ram we're trying to eat. Like, not even said anything or a moment. I'm just saying okay. So Sonia's like, Ramona's trying new things.

Everything but vaginal sex. It turns like this. Like, nose, ears, your butt, your fingers, your eyes. I got to those on day four with my new gosh. Oh, I didn't see I hate you. I got everybody some presents. Hey, what's the presents? I got Ramona apron because she always liked to have a boob out.

Luann wants to let people know she's married all the time. So I got her a mug. This is a married. Oh, that reminds me. Would you believe it, girls? I'm married. Thank you for the consideration to Rinda Hashtag you're invited

Hashtag I do it again Filsonia I got you some pills that called the no one cares pills Cuz no one cares on you. Just shut up. It's like, I love pills. Thank you. And so just, so just like that's hilarious. I love saying no one cares. No one cares.

No one cares. No, it's about you. It's about you. Not a tribute to you. Yeah, it's like literally no one cares on you about you. That's what it means. No, I know. I love it.

No, it's like not for you to love. Like it's literally no one cares about you. Jesus. She goes, we've been Mexico, we're here all week. Okay. So they wind up, um, they're back at the, at the villa and Bethany warns everyone. Okay, tomorrow we're going to kill a, it's going to be a rocket. Okay. It's going to be like gnarly. It's like just wear pants, like where are like where sneakers as a pedaling. Okay. It's just be super gnarly. I'm like, what are the odds that Ramona's gonna show up in a full bikini? It's gonna be gnarly, it's gonna be sick, it's gonna be bomb, it's gonna be like step

off the car of girlfriend. You know Heather is sitting at home like, how dare she steal my urban slant? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Hala, so Bethany then pulls aside Ramona as like, listen, tomorrow, it means a lot to me. It really means a lot. It's like what I've been working for, so you can't be terrible to me. Please don't be terrible. Please just be pleasant. Please just be nice. Okay.

If you have something bad to say, don't say anything. I don't say, like I can't. My walls are up. I'm taking my walls down into Kila. It's like no wall to Kila. So just don't come into my wall area and like, shit on. Okay. Seriously, my walls are up right now and I'm weeping, so it's like a weeping wall.

You know what I mean? Like please don't just reflect the weeping wall. Okay, okay. We're like Jewish, we're like Jewish, we're like a city. We're like a very like important city. And I'll say like if you fight over me, like I can't, like they can't,

there can't be any peace. Peace in the Middle East is not gonna happen. And she's like, you have to stop being so terrible to me and then being so pleasant. Like you have to work on the middle, like work on the middle, like literally the middle of your body. I can't, like, be skinnier.

Please, please don't do anything. Please don't do about it. It's my life and my life are here. And her mother goes, I would never do anything like that. Hey, she goes, yes you way. Okay. Yes you are. You've done it before.

You deal. Do it again. And she's like, look, when it comes to business, I wouldn't behind your back, maybe. To be a good person that people can tolerate. Okay. And she goes, well, I wouldn't, behind your back maybe. And people are like, it's just be a good person that people can tolerate, okay? And she goes, well, I can't promise forever, but tomorrow I can promise. Yeah, she's like, I'm trying, I'm trying. I like that remona is trying to be tolerable.

It's on her eye cow, like be toleratable, okay? And then they somehow hug somehow they hug and I'm excited you're coming I'm excited yeah just be positive be glass half full and we're gonna go that's my motto that's like a skinny gold glass because it's always half full because no one wants to drink the bottom hand. It's always half full and lukewarm because people just leave it on the table. No one wants to finish it so it's always half full. Look that was a bitchy comment but it was behind your back. Okay. So breakfast, sunny and out. She's like I'm drinking today. Everyone understands when you go to tequila you're falling off the wagon, okay girls. I love how you're just like her embrace of falling off the

I'm gonna fall off the wagon today, and I'm happy with it. Yes. I'm gonna fall I'm gonna fall hard and then you're gonna forgive me tomorrow because it's just one day, okay bitches And I'm like okay, so they go on these helicopters and Ramona has, Ramona has a scarf on her face, like she's being taken hostage. What she kind of is. I mean, these people are being taken to the skinny girl factory, you know, now blindfolded, just like a cartel would, you know, it's like the, it is like the, the stevia cartel. It was truly one of the most hilarious moments of all time to see them. Boarding a helicopter in the middle of Mexico with Ramona her face is fully covered with a scarf and and Darynda or Sonya has to guide her along.

I mean, she was either a hostage or an undercover reporter going to meet with El Guapo. It was so perfect, especially in lieu of our joke, like a week or two ago, about Ramona accidentally going to a cartel that she thinks is a Cartier store. Whoa, I can't believe you have to put a bag on your head just to go into a Cartier store. They do things so strangely in Mexico. No wonder why I voted for that wall.

I don't wanna wear bags in my face. Don't just walk in, ring the bell first so they know you're coming, okay? Well, apparently if you have baby skin, you have to be held hostage, okay? This is baby skin. Hey, let's face it. What do you do with baby skin? You're rapping. Like who wants to get dirt on it? Who wants to get dirt on a baby, okay? I'm like, girl, you just turned 60. I'm bethineys like, oh my God, this is Ballon. This is like ballon, gnarly sick, like ballon, gnarly sick, gnarly ballon sick,

okay? I'm not gonna just this helicopter. It's just gnarly and sick and ballon and like tight, it's so tight and sick. I'm gonna take it. Ramona is like hitting her head getting in because she can't see anything. She's like, oh, I hit my head. Can you believe that? What you should have done is Gandhi on the way around, okay? Ramona walking into, getting into that helicopter where the her face still covers, still in full hostage face, and she thwacks the top of her head on the helicopter,

and she's like, I should have slowed my head, I forgot to lower my head. And Bethany sitting there and Bethany just cracks up. I was like, that's all Bethany needed. For the past six months, she just need to see Ramona blindfolded, swacking her head on a helicopter and making an ass of herself. And now they're good. That's all Bethany did. She's like, oh yeah, that's right. I'm the one on top in the situation. Yeah. Yeah, especially because we have two helicopters and they're in tandem.

They're in tandem. These two helicopters are like in tandem, which means like, they're going to ride at the same time, then they're going to fly at the same time they're gonna fly at the same time. It's like gnarly. It's like tandem sick. It's sick tandem So that's a ten-inch patch of hers. It's great. He's like look how fucking cool that says Can you believe it? And we're gonna say this is unbelievable. How do we even get here? Like if I had to go down right now, I wouldn't even know how to get back home Cuz you had a fucking Blinder on you idiot home. It's like, uh, because you had a fucking blinder on you idiot.

That's because, yeah, could you imagine if you didn't know, Bethany, like, could you imagine if you didn't count? Like, do you imagine if I didn't forgive you? Like seriously? Imagine that. She goes, yeah, well, I'm glad Bethany did the right thing. And then Sonia is like, you know, we go, we say a lot of shit about each other. We go through a lot of shit, but it's all worth it in the end. And then they're all tearing up and crying and hugging. I'm like, we'll just wait for Andy Cohen to destroy this on the reunion. Yeah, they're all happy and Ramona is like pretending to get teary.

I didn't, so many of us. It's Ramona's feeling for the month. So then they finally land in tequila. And now when they hop out by this point Ramona has removed her Her bandages and she's wrapped her scarf around her head like some strange pirate and turned as like Ramona is like a bad MTV commercial from the 80s and I don't want my MTV Right you know right? Surfing push yourself up if they're having a baby

surfing push yourself up if they're having a baby. Dun, dun. So well, Dorenda, there is an article last week about how Dorenda has trademarking all of her lines and making a really good side business just licensing her lines, which is hilarious because now every time I see her, I'm like, oh, God, she's writing that down and like some little notebook. Like, guess what? Island one, my MTV.

Yeah, yeah. Gallic TN. Yeah, she probably won't be able to use that though, because you should probably can't use MTV to get her on money. So, huh? Yeah. I'm doing that. You don't want my guys. I didn't make one sense.

So they get there and what did they put on this before the hard hats? But where did they put something on their head? Because Luan says well I have a big head don't call me pumpkin head. Yeah, they were getting cowboy hats. Oh, that's right something like cowboy hats Just I was like because I can verify that the one time I met Luan. I was like she has an enormous head Crazy well, that's funny because remember the season when she's like well. I'm part chip a qua Or whatever her like Native American tribe was She's like I have a second set of teeth that face backwards. We're like what?

Which is why she never gets hurt, you know, I do have a tail Yeah, she's basically a totem pole with like a cute haircut in a purse and so they so they arrive and They're all brain like literally my head is all brain. Okay, it's all brain like literally like it's not even this isn't even skin this is just not my brain looks like this. But um, so they arrive and and of course there's skinny girl margaritas there. And there are all these um, there are locals who are like dressed in traditional sort of indigenous car. But I was like, are those like skinny girl myans too? I mean, like what is not skinny girl here? Yes, it says skinny girl just in like myan code or whatever all over their chest. Like I guess the skinny girl doomsday calendar, okay?

Donkeys with skinny girl branded to their heads. Yeah. But the best part is when they were watching the indigenous dance and everything, you know, it's a lot of survival stuff Whatever Bethany just goes that was Ramona when she got to the house That cracked me up. I was like there's the Bethany humor that I want like stop trying to be hilarious with your your quote-unquote pot of humor So you know crack crack crack of the morning like that was funny, but there it is I like watching when these ladies try and find straws because none of them can feel their lips anymore. I'm just watching Carol try to put a straw in her mouth as hilarious because they all have problems with it. It's like they're all fresh from the dentist and can't feel their mouths. I also made a note about that. I was like Carol tries to sit from her straw but misses.

But the thing is I do that all the time and I can feel my mouth. I just have that spatial awareness. but misses. But the thing is, I do that all the time, and I can feel my mouth. I just have bad spatial awareness. So they get Enrique's like, or Raphael's like, oh now I show you the agave plant we use, and Roman is like, oh my God, look at that.

It's like an audit choke, right? Like you peel off the ends, what a mind opener. Where's the butter? Are we gonna dip these in butter? Cause that's how you do it, right Bethany? You guys need lemon. What kind of artichoke doesn't have butter and lemon, Bethany? This is ridiculous.

I hate your artichokes. Just say it, Turbo. I'm not a joke. I never really saw a loyved coffee plant, okay? It's crazy. It was just dead. I was dead at coffee plants. They're in the supermarket and you stick them in butter.

Oh wait, those are artichokes. I don't even know what a gov is. This is a crazy world Okay, so the distillery. I mean still everything is like skinny girls the skinny girl donkey a skinny girl tree Yes, they're skinny girl on everything. Yeah, she's like hey, hey cheers. Cheers everybody everyone is like cheers Cheers to Bethany for making this happen for all of us skinny people. Thank you, Bethany. It's like, yeah, I'm happy we're here together. Like, could you imagine if you didn't get to come?

Like, we're bad bitches. Like, could you imagine if you were humble alone right now, like seriously, literally? Yeah. So they hop on this like a shuttle or a tram to get to the distillery. And Bethany is like complimenting everyone and she's saying, you know what?

You know what I was really impressed with? Not one person bad in eyelash, like getting on the helicopter, like literally no one complained. And the editors just cut to Tinsley sitting there. Like, Tinsley's like, I was going to, but I didn't get a chance to complain. You couldn't hear me crying

over the roar of the helicopter. Maybe if you turned up the propellers, you could have heard my feelings! Page 6 is like, tensly complaint. Tinsy was ungracious about a helicopter. Why, Bethany, call Page 6! And they're in this like, I can't bear watching Ramona kiss Bethany's ass. Just pull the bus over, pull down the pants and look at bony ass, okay? So I can have a drink. And Bruno is like, look, tattoos. And that's definitely goes, that's definitely goes, oh my god,

what if one of us got a tattoo? Could you imagine? And she goes, you could get a skinny girl tattoo. Bethany's like, damn it, that was actually my plan. No, I can't do it. I already got them for the tiny children you're about to meet. It's on their foreheads. They're just like, what? Does Russian lesbians nearby? What?

Tattoo? So they get to the distiller. I love it. It's like having a baby, that little guy. The plane, the plane. Tattoo. So they... I love it. It's like having a baby that little guy the plane the plane tattoo so they Where's Jordan Sparks tattoo?

So so they they get to the distillery and of course they have to put on skinny girl hard hats I mean we thought the skinny girls no board was kind of outrageous, but skinny girl hard hats skinny girl hard hats kind of outrageous but skinny girl hard hats, skinny girl hard hats. The skinny girl hard hat. Hot machine rows on the machine. And they get these little bullhorn things. He's like, oh, this is better. This is better than a shot glass because you have to kill something for this one. It's like, wow, thanks. A lot of screeching pain.

Sounds great. Remember what I was saying? I love it. I don't got to hold it because it's a necklace. So they're getting wasted. And yeah. And Beth's like, oh my god. My game is tight. My crew is tied up like we're sick. Like seriously. We're sick. So sick. And Carol's like, Pokito. I'm like, oh god. Stop it, Ranchero. Please. So Luangas, it's a good horn. I like this horn. It's a good horn. I'm gonna have a lot of fun with that horn and girl goes, What are you gonna use it for a bop-pog?

Don't knock it till you try it! I know and then Ramona meanwhile, so they're doing shots at this, you know, very good tequila. And Ramona, the way she just scribes it, it's really one of the most disturbing things. She's like, you know, you know, to Kila, it's sort of like warm and sexual and sensual. It like trickles down your mouth and then gets warmer and hotter and hotter and it just sort of explodes. Like, you know what? Seaman in your stomach, it explodes. Just like a big old load of sploots okay and then they cut to her licking her lips like I was like so disgusting and they're all getting testimonials for the tequila they're all giving them they keep cutting about things like oh my god sweet

scary smooth like sickly smooth sick and then during because it's like smoke It's like three things smoke yeah, like to render you were smoking a cigarette actually. Oh That makes my small sense What a delicious way to get a lung cancer my right girls So they go to the next place and turn this like oh my god, that horse is dance is that horse dancing reminds me like, oh my god, that horse is dancing. Is that horse dancing or reminds me of? Louanne, stop doing your first dance. Your wedding is over. I'm right next to you, Taremba.

I don't know. It's literally a dancing horse, so funny. What you should have done is gone the other way, horse, and then you would have been in a stable, OK? So if you dancing horse, it's a little boy running around with the big hat and skinny girl tattooed on his forehead. It's like Disney in Mexico. Which is really insulting to Mexico. It's more like Disney is Disney. Anyway, it's just like, I'm like Mexico in Mexico

actually. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. This little boy knows hats over sad. Look at that room. So, so then they go, they sit down for lunch and outside it's the, this is like the tequila tasting. So they're just having one tequila after another and this is after they set hello to these adorable little boys and some bros and everything. And there's and I don't know if you know that there were skinny girl napkins there at the tasting.

Oh yeah, everything had skinny girl like the fork. It's like a skinny girl fork and Bethany brings these little glass men to put on their glass, you know, so they can remember the glass. And the rang goes, is there a tom? Is there a bald guy there who looks like he might not be faithful to my glass? Like he might wind up in someone else's glass, but then I'll come back to my glass and say he was there all the time. Is there? And so near dropshars into the bottom of her drink and during this like,

yeah, typical Sony, it's been five million. Her man's already at the bottom of her drink and during this like, yeah, typical song, it's been five minutes. Her man's already at the bottom of the glass. Yeah. So, so then they're all drinking tequila, getting drunk. And Ramona at one point, she's, she just, she just flatters herself and she's like, oh, I have a good palate for tequila. Just looks her lips again. Yeah, if I can tell, do you it I have a good palette for tequila. Just looks at lips again.

Yeah, if I can tell you it's like the scattered tequila, which makes no sense. And then they're like, oh my God, it's the kids again. And she's like, I love that. She came. She came to mama. Kim mama, little baby. And she's like, she's like the Angelina Jolie of Mexico. She's just going to take one.

She's like, she's like the Angelina Jolie of Mexico. She's just going to take one. And Sonia is just double fisting and Ramona is like, let's face it. This isn't to kill a drunk day, okay? We're not only owning it, we're owning it and we're loving it. Okay. So back at the house, about things like, oh my god, we're like a shit show. You'd like to mess with us. I just want to say that before before they're back at the house, they're all drinking and then the guy just comes up and is like, okay, so you need to get on your helicopters right now. Like these ladies are about to go from being fun drunks to awful drunks. So let's just ship them out. Let's get them out of here right now. You might want to wait for them to pass out first, buddy. It's like, okay, it's time to go back on the helicopter because leaving. Yeah. So about to get sloppy and the children getting scared. Bring me that skinny girl, kid.

Did I just grow five feet? Why are the horses so small over here? So they're so wasted by the time they get to the house and Carol's like swinging from the rope. And then during this, like, I'm Carol's like swinging from the rope and then During this like I'm just week from that rope and just like falls out She's just she somehow managed to make falling off a rope look like tumbling down a staircase It's like you know in a cartoon character falls about the building and they go through like, they hit like the canopy, and then another canopy, and then the awning, and then in a dumpster, that's like what she did falling off that road.

And then she comes back up, she's like, let's do it again. You know, I respect her, because I did a rope swing once in my life, and it truly was one of the most terrifying things I ever did. I climbed up, there was like a little ladder, it was like these little planks in the side of a tree,

so dangerous, I mean, I could have slipped and fallen off, like so quickly these little planks in the side of a tree, so dangerous. I mean, I could have slipped and fallen off like so quickly and died. So I like climb up this thing because it was at in college, my college was right on the Connecticut River. So this tree goes over the river and then there's like a big rope swing.

And it looks like it's not that high. But when you're climbing up this little slippery ladder, it's so high and once you go up, you can't go back down. It's like this, you just can't do it. So, yeah, so you, then I hold this rope, and I'm trembling like a leaf. I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. And on top of that, you have to be careful because there's like a little part of the rope

that's there that you, if you don't disembark properly, your foot could get tangled in it and you could like break your back. So, it's already so many things are scary. And so, I finally, I'm holding it and it's and I'm trembling Everyone down there's like you can do it Ben on the count of three. I'm like, okay, okay? Okay, okay, it's like one two three and I just remember Swinging down and it was so scary and so and so mad that I didn't remember that you have to like lift your legs up You know like almost like you're sitting or like a little cannonball thing

So I'm just like I'm just like an extension of the rope and I swing down and fully just belly flop right into the Connecticut River It's just like you know, there's nothing graceful. Normally when someone does a does a rope swing you you you jump off and you go You swing and it comes back up again and you release. just was like, I just plummeted right down to the end of the... The like, Dorenda. Oh, I was full Dorenda. So when Dorenda did that, I was like, I get you, girl. I get you. Let's do it again. And Bethany was dancing on a table. Like, yeah, I'm crazy. Like I mean, I'm wild and crazy.

Like, I'm Ian Frederick. We have a spin-off show where I'll be wild and crazy. We're gonna dance. We're gonna dance. The look at his like and I'm gonna dance on a table like pepper and patty Like Dorenda and you notice who was dancing on a lazy Susan, right? It's like, ah, no one likes a lazy Susan, okay? Like look at this like I'm gonna get here and you turn it Like someone's turning the table. It's like, yeah, look at me. It's like I'm dancing. Susan is no longer lazy Okay, everybody like tell your friends Susan's like I'm not built for this. Get this bitch off me. No, Siento.

Susan's like, let's do it like. You better back it up, Bethany. Back it up. Circle it up, Bethany. So Lewand Sonia comes out wasted and Lewand's like in her netted bikini thing and so she's like, oh my god, it's Looan. Blake starts to make trying to make out with her. She's like, and it begins. You know, sometimes it's just easier to give Sonia a little honey because she'll just

keep coming back for more if you push her off too much. Yeah, exactly. And then Ramona starts talking about Mario, Mario. And she's saying, you know, I knew, you know, once he started, once he started taking off his wedding ring to go play tennis, I had a feeling something was wrong. I'm like, you think? And somebody was like, yeah, you know, I love, I love Mario. But you know, when they start wearing skinny jeans and tight shirts, they're cheating.

Like, well, they're not wrong. It's like, you can't blame him Ramona. I mean, you've got your quirks. You're not perfect. I mean, you're Ramona. Look at you, you know, I can just say you're happy and I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. You don't get banged every night and then nothing and then you're happy.

I was there. I heard you. It's hard not getting banged every night. That's like, she didn't get banged every night. She was, I was there. I heard you. It's hard not getting banged every night. That's like she didn't get banged every night. She was, I was there. She was, you were. That was creepy. That's creepy. Yeah, just stop the repising people with no certificate. You can't there are pies people. You've heard of that wasn't it? And now Bethany is lying next to Ramona on the same

sun thing like their best friends now. Yeah, it's bonkers. I love alcohol. Me too, me too. So, and that's pretty much where the episode ended, and that's pretty much where this episode is gonna end, because I've got to go people. So, you guys, oh my God, I love Real House as in New York so much. It is truly one of the best things ever to be put

on television. Thank you all for being with us here to listen to us. Yes, everybody. Thanks for having us. Tomorrow's episode will be dedicated to the real Housewives of Auckland. So watch that because we have a really good time with that one. So we'll see you tomorrow. All right. Bye everyone.

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