Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Spanish Rose

Episode Date: August 4, 2017

BREAKING NEWS keeps breaking into this week’s Real Housewives of New York. The ladies have an insanely fun end to their Mexico trip and it’s a very sad real life end for a relationship th...at turned out not to be all roses. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:25 Podcast and here I am with my gorgeous excited with live little friend Ben Mandelker of the B-side blog in the Banta Blender. Hello, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how is it going? Oh wait, it's breaking news. Yeah guys. Wow. Breaking news. You're a watcher crap and huge breaking news. I would like to send this over to our trumpet player to start this story. Go ahead, hun.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom it's about Tom oh my God Ben Wow the breaking news just 45 minutes before we start recording this episode while I was actually texting with Ronnie about something entirely separate. I happened to glance down onto my phone where Twitter was there and at the top of my timeline at that very moment Luan D'Agostino tweets out It's with it's with great sadness that Tom and I agreed to divorce we care for each of you each other very much Hope you respect our privacy during this sad time. Would you believe it? They're getting divorced Would you believe it girls? We don't have the art
Starting point is 00:02:43 of course. Would you believe it, girls? We don't have the art. This is crazy news. The internet is shook. Her tweet already has been retweeted 758 times. It is sort of viral. This is a monumental moment. It's viral. It's viral. Yes, it's viral. And is that the reason she's leaving him? You know, you know, she's got at least 20 diseases. She's leaving that marriage with oh That's for sure, but you know what though? We are here at watch our crab bands and we are ready to give this the press coverage that it deserves and that it demands and Why don't we shoot it over to our lady out there in the field our very special
Starting point is 00:03:26 correspondent Ramona singer reporting now from the live press conference. Hello, welcome to the press conference. I'm here because Luianne Delicell is about to take the podium. She's about to discuss what's happened to her in talk. I mean, I could hold you. I told her a million times. She didn't listen to me, okay? I'm sorry, she never listened, okay?
Starting point is 00:03:50 Um, hi, this is Bethany Franco. Welcome to my press conference. Thanks everybody for coming. Like seriously, like those cameras, my walls are up. I just wanted to say to my dear friend, Luan, those steps, told you so, told you so. Ha, ha, ha, told you so. Just kidding, I hope you feel better, but I told you so. Like seriously, likean, tolter show. Tolter show. Ha ha ha. Tolter show.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Just kidding. I hope you feel better, but I told you so. Like seriously, like, everybody time so I have to tell somebody one thing, you know. Well, question over here, Bethany. Question here. Yeah, yeah, you. The little mousey lady who finally
Starting point is 00:04:16 apologized properly. OK, here. Thank you. Thank you. Ramona Singh of reporting for action crap and use. Eight. OK, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Question for you. Hi. Uh-huh. OK, yeah., go on you think I'm an evil person You know what like like seriously. This is about Leuan, you know, I'm like Luan thinking you're evil like I don't think she's wrong Like I'll tell you that much like seriously get off my job Great thanks so much back to you Ben Ben and Ronny. Wow. What a what a news conference. Yeah. Yeah. We will we will we will check in periodically throughout the course of today's show to see if anyone else takes the podium and if there's any news on any front, but don't you guys worry. We have everything locked down and we will deliver the news as it comes to room. You guys, what a, what a sad morning. Now, look, I know that a lot of people are like, aha, told you, we at least thought it would last year, which was kind of my first reaction.
Starting point is 00:05:16 But the biggest reaction should be, aw, I mean, this woman just had to watch herself on TV last night. Like, you know what my rose is? My rose is my husband. Yeah. Your podcast rose pricks has never taken on such an interesting meaning. I'm I think this season has gotten so boring. Um, that so I think it should just be Luanne recapping the rest of the match for that. Yeah. You know, um, it's funny. Um, You know, we talked about this at our live show in New York. And by the way, you should all come to our LA live show September 2nd, Byer Ticket's Los Angeles, only $20 dollars, it's pretty reasonable. So, we talked about this how the night before our live show in New York,
Starting point is 00:06:00 I went to the Regency with Michelle. And we spoke to people at the Regency, and there were some guys who were like, oh yeah, we know all the housewives. We see all of them here. This is like the place. It's here in Carlisles, whatever. And they said, you know, Tom, he's with a gaggle of girls. And if those two, if those two, Tom and Louanna together,
Starting point is 00:06:19 I would be shocked. And on top of that, I'm going to say this one now. I don't remember if I said it on the live, I'm on the podcast. But now I'm going to say it because I was like I don't know this may be too incendiary but now it's just right after I was ready to burn now I'm ready to burn now because things are already burning after our live show in Gotham afterwards we went and we talked to everyone there in the theater which was super fun and all sorts of people came up to us, etc. and a woman came up to me, two women actually, and one of them was a former employee of Taums, and she said, let me tell you something, they're not even living together.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Okay, they're not living together. So I don't think we really repeated that because I don't want to necessarily get her in trouble, or I'm like, I don't know. I don't know who, listen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. You could just be spreading gossip. Okay. And this isn't TMZ. Okay. This isn't Tom MZ. Yeah. Would you believe it? It's about Tom MZ. So I felt a little weird repeating that, you know, you know, because I, you know, I don't want the way in and Tom coming after me, but now they're getting divorced. So it's out of the bag. Well, you have your time being in Cendiary, you know, I felt really bad just even retweeting anything from Luan because you know, it's sad. It's like knocking on someone's house while it's burning down or whatever. You know, like, knock, knock, I'm here. Your house is burning down. house while it's burning down or whatever. You know, it's like, knock, knock, I'm here.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Your house is burning down. Ha, ha. So just to even out our Twitter, because our Twitter feed at what crap ends if you're not there, you know, it's going crazy with all this low-ant stuff. So, you know, just because you started a fire, I retweeted a Captain Sandy on tweet, which is hashtag boatingtip. Brief guests about fire extinguishers and flotation devices. It will set the right
Starting point is 00:08:07 tone about hashtag boat safety. Then have fun smiley face. So there you go. I like how that's your version of balancing out our Twitter feed when it impact is the most passive aggressive thing you can send out reminding Luanne that she no longer has the yacht. She even has a boat emoji on here, Captain Fambi. Well, I guess you're going to have a sailboat now, Miss Lohan. But you know, it's better than land. Well, you know, I mean, if there could ever
Starting point is 00:08:34 be a better plug for our social media, it is this moment right now in history, because our Twitter is blowing up. The Watcher Crappens page is blowing up. The Watcher Crappens fan page is blowing up. The watcher crap in his page is blowing up. The watcher crap in his fan page is blowing up. That one just got renamed to Here lies a quiet woman killed by someone else's plate so appropriate for today. So appropriate. Okay, Luan the quiet woman has been killed by Tom's place. Oh my God. And you know, this follows one of the most amazing episodes. I feel like we say that so many times about Real Housewives of New York. Yeah. But so good. Yeah. Well, I feel like it doesn't follow the episode. I think it's a continuation of the episode, which is really what makes it such a very special
Starting point is 00:09:16 thing. Oh, wait a second. Wow. Okay. So it looks like Wann herself is coming to the podium. All right, let's let's see it here. Okay, okay. Would you believe it? All these talkers are here for me. Me, any questions? Yes, we're getting divorced. Yes, questions. Yeah, I got questions. Oh, look, it's my bridesmaid. D'Rinda. Dorenda Medley. Wait, I'm betraying myself. I can't believe it's happening for you. For me or us, you know, I just wanted to say, don't you get sick of being a perfect person. Don't you get sick of being like, super wife, super bride, super deforesingly.
Starting point is 00:10:01 You know, you can take a break, I'm gonna see, how about you drinking, you know. I like that my hand. I Stub my hand, but I wouldn't go that far girls listen It's not easy being perfect, but it's what one does as elegant people do am I right am I right? Guess what I'm fine. Tom's fine. I love him dearly, but tomorrow It'll be taco Tuesday for one if you know what I'm saying. saying, who's with me girls? Who's with me, right? She's say let's talk. All right, girls, Brenda, anyone?
Starting point is 00:10:30 I don't think that Lou Ann is gonna ever be able to have a taco again. She is up, she is up to tacos so high in her brain that now she's never gonna be able to look at one. Let's just get that taco out of the way. And if there's a Mary Hatchie band, tell them to get back on the boat. And stop standing in all that fish blood.
Starting point is 00:10:53 So, all right, well, this is, well, as the news breaks, we will bring it to you, but I guess we should probably just get on with the main task of the day, which is recapping last night's epic finale to the Mexican vacation in real house was New York City, right? Yes. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Starting point is 00:11:11 We opened our... We left off last week with Sonia. I want you to admit you're not happy like you say Ramona. It's like, I'm happy bitch. Okay? Just because you're not happy doesn't mean that I'm not happy
Starting point is 00:11:26 Like would I like it if Mario was still at my house? Yeah, what I'd like it if I weren't single and having to mingle Okay, would I be happy to not have three glasses in front of me now every time I go to dinner because that's my new way to pick up man Yes, do I seem to same as every at all of her friends? Yes. Am I crying on the inside every morning? Absolutely. Do I pretend Mario might walk into my new kitchen and see how well it's decorated and fall back in love with me?
Starting point is 00:11:58 Absolutely. Do I find life meaningless and vague it now and just drink myself a sleep with three different types of glassware? Absolutely. But I'm very happy. Hey, press one for English if I have to I will. Hey, I'm like, okay, you need to be still investing in movie phone. Absolutely, okay. Am I looking for a right time to go see girls night out? Yes, I am, okay. I'm gonna go see girls night out. Yes, I am, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:24 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm very happy, okay. Look at my eyes. I'm fucking happy, I've never been happier. I never knew I could be so happy without a man. I'm almost as happy as when I was with Mario and life was great and now I'm sad, but I'm happy in a very sad way. I never knew being so sad could make me so happy, okay? Oh my god, and they're you know Bethany is still sitting next to Ramon on that sun chair
Starting point is 00:12:54 She's like yeah, yeah, she's happy. Well, you're not happy the way you've been acting like seriously like you're not Jesus let the woman have her moment, okay? She's in the middle of asking yourself 97 questions. Bethany. Yeah, and also keep in mind that every time she says that she's happy, her chin is fully quivering and she's basically on the edge of a cry with her pizza face still. I've never been so happy. Mine's okay. Sorry, sorry. And Sonya won't stop. And Bethany goes, you're you're an invited emotional guest, okay, and they're like Sonya is a buzzkill. I mean really buzz kill You know when when Bethany said the uninvited emotional guest
Starting point is 00:13:37 I don't know if you noticed it but there was it sounded like a pod of dolphins had just arrived because they're like I wrote double cackle. Yeah, because yeah, because Sonya jumped in too. Sonya's like, I wanted to debut my new laugh because her sister's, if Ramona's like then just under his leg. Somewhere between horse and dolphin. Sonya's like a crazy threat. Well, it eventually, it sort of metamorphized.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Metamorphicized. It sort of, it transformed into that. It went from like a brief dolphin transitional period into then, and then Sonya of course goes right into, get me a drink. Yeah, I'm saying, joke more for you, okay?
Starting point is 00:14:24 I've already asked myself enough questions today. If you have more drink and I have to ask myself more questions, I'm just going to die. Okay, buzz kill. Buzz kill. Well, you almost killed the lead of Toy Story. Okay, buzz kill. Um, so, yeah, Sonya now is drunk, like fully, fully drunk. They've all been drunk and now now she's extra level drunk.
Starting point is 00:14:47 And she's just talking about how Ramona's ass is better than anyone else's ass in the world. She's just horny now, when he's drunk. I would get your ass on my face. She's like, There's the WAN, I want to have sex with her tonight. I'm just with my Rose, talking to my Rose on the phone. This is what I think it is. And so you start spreading her legs.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Like does the full on stripper spread in her bikini? And Beth needs, Beth needs like, well, now that she's married, you know, she's married, right? She tell you she's married, like seriously? Like what do you expect? Like she's married. She's not going to do that. She's married now.
Starting point is 00:15:20 She's married lady. Yeah. So cruel. So cruel. Well, this episode took on so many meetings in just the past 45 minutes. It did. Like it was so fun writing the notes and then we got that news now. I'm like, aw. Aw, don't worry. I did just walk into every scene like, hello, it's me. I'm married. Like in every single scene. She's like, oh, yeah, I just got back off the phone with Tom. Oh, my husband. Yeah, you know how that goes
Starting point is 00:15:45 The least you could have done is poured me a margarita. You know, I did just get married I flew up from Palm Beach, which one. I don't know West regular who cares. It would have been considerate It would have been considerate. I mean now I'm just sitting here my glass all the way down the ground I have to go down there to get my glass Sony is just everywhere today. She's happy happy Then she's even happy talking about sad things like divorce and then she wants to bone is bipolar Yeah, Tony is just like now just sloppy And then Bethany's talking on like a C-shell or something because Bethany is drug too, which I love drunk Bethany too.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Bethany was great this episode. Oh, I that's what I was going to say before all this Luan stuff and you can tell the C-shell thing in a second. But before all this Luan stuff happened, I was going to start the show saying, you know what? Bethany was great this episode. I felt like it was the old Bethany. She was like, she was fun. She was funny.
Starting point is 00:16:40 She was vulnerable. She was everything we want. I was like, I love Bethany, but now here comes Luan. I'm staging her bowl. She was everything we want. I was like, I love Bethany, but now here it comes the way I'm staging her again and Yeah, this was good Beth. This was classic because it's like still neurotic and crying and blaming everybody for everything and then just you know Like her answer for everything is jealous, but yeah, then she would forgive really quick and still have fun. So yeah, it's like
Starting point is 00:17:00 She gets on this so she gets on this on the C shell as you were saying and she's just Yeah, it's like you know she gets on this so she gets on this on the C shell as you were saying and she's just I got it's time. It's time calling up. I got a picture from somebody a friend who said the agency from the C shell Not following He's at Ursula's bar. Okay. It's a girl who's coming her hair with a fork She doesn't know she doesn't know what it's called who doesn't know what a fork is? I mean literally like I catch not know like what's wrong with her Yeah, so but Sonia is now like trying to get the man to show the moves and she just starts going Yeah, you want to see boops. Look, there's my boop like oh, you like my boom. Okay, I'm gonna take off my whole top Oh, now I'm gonna take off my bad look at me. I'm begging like literally. I'm seriously making like think out There's like no walls up because otherwise you wouldn't see me naked my naked look I'm gonna take off my whole top. Ah, now I'm gonna take off my pants. Look at me, I'm begging it. Like literally, I'm seriously making it. Like think out there's like no walls up
Starting point is 00:17:46 because otherwise you wouldn't see me naked. I'm naked. Look, I'm naked. And then she jumps in the pool and romanticas. Are those real? I loved Sonia's reaction to Beth and jumping the pool. Sonia was like so excited. She sort of did this thing where she stood up
Starting point is 00:18:03 and then she sort of tilted over on one leg. I was like so excited. She sort of did this thing where she stood up and then she was sort of like tilted over on one leg I was like yeah She sort of reminded me of some strange like animated character from MS-DOS, you know like that dancing banana She sort of became one her new old Yeah, never mind. I think her boobs are's like I think my boobs are better to be honest my boobs are the best ones here here Go here look at them now Carol and then remodeled just like open up her bathing suit and show us Carol her boobs and Carol just goes Okay
Starting point is 00:18:39 My Noreal and PS I have the best boobs out of all these ladies And PS, I have the best boobs out of all these ladies. I show my boobs for art. They show their boobs for art. Add it. And my art. I mean an old lady who lives in my building and likes to paint her neighbors without their clothes on. But I give my boobs four out of five radishes. Those are rotten tomatoes, okay?
Starting point is 00:19:16 Whoa, that's crazy. This reminds me of this one time when a little girl once asked for a salad. And I was like, can I have some more tomatoes in my salad please. And Geraldine Parkinson's says, no, you don't deserve a tomato because your face already looks like one and I was like whoa and I cried and I cried and I cried into this dance they'll can't eat tomatoes okay frontend tomatoes okay I haven't been to the movie in years I can't even tell what movies are good anymore because I see those tomatoes and I say they're all
Starting point is 00:19:43 rotten they're all bad movies. There's not a tomato. There's not rotten in my mind. I can't even go in your catch up. That means I can't even catch up to people when they're running away from me. I have to. This is a little baby breaking news alert. Oh, wait. Should we do a little bit? Hold on. Let me get the... oh wait. Baby breaking news. You know, in many news stories, we have the main news, and then we have the aftermath of the main news.
Starting point is 00:20:17 And for the aftermath, let's get the reaction of Annabelle, the system of Adderall and Compliment. Adderall just texted OMGGGG. I'm physically ill about Tom and Luanne. I don't believe in love anymore. That has been running, reporting live from his I-message. Thank you. Wow.
Starting point is 00:20:39 I mean, we're getting it from everyone. Why don't we find some other reactions to this breaking news here? We have We have Lola Del Rio who says dude. I'm legit sad for her and we also have MK who says I need group therapy in the form of watch or crap and it's to process this news Well, don't worry girl. We are here for you and. And Brian Bowlen says, does this mean you'll be releasing undo the daggestino?
Starting point is 00:21:10 We'll have to wait and see. We'll have to wait and see everyone. Wow. OK, back to the show. Back to the show. Yeah. People are still drunk. Now, soon you take the picture of skinny girl
Starting point is 00:21:22 and just start drinking it. And the way I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more drinking. I was just going down on the Kool-Aid man. Seriously, like I finally hook up on this trip. He's so pale. Why hasn't he been into sun recently? Bring a little color back to the Kool-Aid man's face. Okay, Lewins.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Like, Sony, that's not the Kool-Aid man, that's just a picture of Margaritas. Well, then who bursts you down wall? And cut to a render covered in plaster? Hey, I'm here! I got some plaster around me, it's actually hilarious. Hey, you know what, Kool-A, you're a superhero, you're like the perfect drink, you know what cool a you know your superhero you're like the perfect drink you the perfect man You're the perfect picture like enough. You don't have to be so happy to see you like talk to actor cool it for once Okay, hey cool. Hey cool a man be cool a not all uncool
Starting point is 00:22:23 Cool a man. I made you back to Elephron's eggs. So Sonia rips off her bathing suit, you know, does her best to not just splat out on the ground and jumps in the pool and Ramona goes, Sonia did not like shape a bush. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Sonya go to the damn doctor to get that thing taken care of. She's like growing like a vine down there like what the hell Sonya? I mean it's like a little agave plant. You know I'm in tequila I thought why not. I didn't shave my bush but I've got tea sweetener. So then Dorenda's like I don't know what's going on. He's like I hate being naked.
Starting point is 00:23:04 I had some for me it's from the bathtub to the towel to the pants. I was like, well, I'm surprised that Dorenda is an ever nude. I would not have expected that. Really? Because every time they talk about sex, she's like, why would you do that? Why? I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I was like, I'm not a big naked person. Nel-jian? That's a big naked person, Neljian. That's a big naked person. Huge. I can't even, the visual of that actually brought me to a halt. It's like when you play a video game, when you play a role-playing game, like Final Fantasy, and it says something like the Scorpion has done to a member of your party
Starting point is 00:23:44 and you do this like a little character, be like oh can't like attack anymore that's what happened. It's momentarily stunned. You like for this round I'm stunned and I can't cast a spell. Someone like has to cast a spell like cast the awake spell on Ben. Well I know it'll make you feel better Bethany and Ramona and the pool together. Yeah. I can't believe it like today today was like a 10 it was like a 10 it was no 12 was it 12 yeah you count higher than 10 Bethany stop limiting me okay 10's not enough that's why Jesus had 12 apostles okay why are we talking about tensing watermelon she's so annoying no I'm talking about no, no, I'm
Starting point is 00:24:25 ranking I'm ranking. I agree she smells rank. No, I'm definitely saying, you don't even hang out with me like you didn't even like me like today was like okay it's okay it was a 12. I'm an extremist. I mean to all in or I'm all out you know like either I love you or I'm putting on a suicide vest in the name of a lot. Okay. I'm zero to 12 in five seconds. The fast man. Okay. I'm not even the fast and the furious. I'm like the fastest and the furious.
Starting point is 00:24:56 That's right. I fast and I get hungry and I become furious. Okay. Well, why would you even do that? Like I'm a cool person. I think I'm a cool person. I think I'm a cool person. I think I'm a cool person. Like literally seriously, I'm a cool person.
Starting point is 00:25:08 It's like, what, you don't even like me. And she goes, why don't right now? Because you're an ugly person. You're like an ugly person right now. I don't really like me. I'm like, is this gonna be a heart or not? You guys need to make up your mind. I know.
Starting point is 00:25:21 And then yeah, so then Bethany's on this whole thing of like, I'm like literally like a friend would never say those things about being naked and being in software. Like literally, I don't even know. And then, yeah. So then Bethany's on this whole thing of like, I'm like, literally like, a friend would never say those things about being being naked and being in stock doing stuff or like, literally, I don't even know why you'd say that. Like, like, my walls will be up except we're in a pool. So I just made a dam. Like, I'll see my dams up. I'll see. And you know what? Like, you're damned. You're damned if you do damned if you don't, because I'm in a dam right now. Like, like, I can't. And then Ramona, a typical Ramona answer. I didn't say that. And then it cuts to Ramona saying that. Yeah. Yeah. But you were like, John Stassel, like hiding under a table like, blue. Oh, you got to Ramona saying that. Yeah, yeah, you were like John Stassel, like hiding
Starting point is 00:25:45 under a table like, boo, up, you got to see on your, you know, inspection, you know what I mean, like you're trying to like close down my restaurant, like what are you doing? Like what, what, what am I? I'm a luster in a van, like seriously? What are you doing? Like is there a hidden, is there a hidden mic under your lapel? Like seriously? Like, like, where's John Keone? Is you like walk around the corner? Like, what would you do if someone just lies to your face and pull? Like literally, I can't, like I'll see I'm at 12 right now. I'll say I'm at 13.
Starting point is 00:26:06 I'm at 13 minus one, and now I'm back at 12. Like, literally, I'm back at 12 again. I can't, I can't stop, it's much math. Well, I'm sorry, that's the way you felt, Bethany, but it was a long time ago. So, why I'm thinking of this revisionist history? Well, all I'm saying is Abraham Lent Lincoln invented the Apple computer, okay?
Starting point is 00:26:21 Like, I'm stupid, that's it, me. Because I have an iPhone. Okay. It's not revisionist history. It's just true facts. Okay. Like Steve Jobs is our president right now. Okay. He gets everyone drops his campaign. His campaign promises in his name. Jobs, jobs, jobs. He's a dirty email scampels, okay? He created email. You know what? They're literally used to be snail mail.
Starting point is 00:26:54 You would give an envelope to a snail and would crawl across the lawn and bring it to your mailbox. It was a great system, okay? We need to bring it back, okay? Snails and coal are back and Ramona just finally takes it cuz Bethany's like no gotcha it was a gotcha moment it was like a gotcha moment like that Sarah Payne the moment it was a gotcha moment that fake news and Ramona was like oh my god I'm so fuck up I'm so fuck up I'm so RV okay I missed your. I fucked up. I'm a miserable human being. She starts like the whole like it was mother the mayor
Starting point is 00:27:28 He'll talk. Yeah, I don't know how to act. I'm sorry. I'm a horrible person I can't learn from my mistakes because I have a revisionist history. I'd us. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm terrible. I'm terrible Avery, Mario, pool 12 fast and furious everything to, everything. Darynda, I can't help myself. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't give credit for George Washington for starring a pretty woman. OK.
Starting point is 00:27:52 I'm sorry. Her song is just like her laugh. Yeah. It's like, it's fascinating with Bethany because she seems so cold and so guarded. You know, that's what we always say. She just has a wall. That's what she also says to my walls around. She always, she seems cold, she seems guarded, et cetera.
Starting point is 00:28:14 But the reality is that she's obviously extremely, extremely, extremely sensitive, which of course we know, like people who are that guarded are also very sensitive. But what's surprising is, she really took offense to when Ramona said that thing about your brand, whatever it was that she said in the bookshures, and Bethany instead of just laughing off, this is just a ridiculous drunk lady, she took that to heart and she took all this other stuff
Starting point is 00:28:40 to heart, she's like, you're being mean to me, and it's weird, I feel like we got a window into some of Bethany's deep insecurities. Don, don't be mean to me. Like people were mean to her growing up, like all her life. That's what I imagine. And it sort of made me want to hug her. Well, if we hadn't just sat through an entire season of Bethany completely being mean to people and throwing them under the bus for fun, I would feel a little worse. But it's almost like when a serial killer is on trial. and they're like, but my mom hit me
Starting point is 00:29:06 It's like that's so sad, but you know you don't get to kill people Right, well, I think the thing what's good with these trips is I think Bethany does Lower her guard a little bit because when she's in the city She has other things she can do and I think there's the filming is an is an inconvenience to her And she just so she just pops in for the two hours, does her thing, she doesn't want to be there, she's just like, but here she's trapped, and there's no point in being annoying about it.
Starting point is 00:29:34 So she's might as well just give herself over to the experience, and then when she does, she's so much more likable and enjoyable, and welcoming as a character. And it's like Bethany, be like this all the time, please. Yeah, and it's funny, because it does take her so long to warm up like the first season she came back. She's like, I don't even want to go to that party. I don't know those people.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Like seriously, wow, I even go to that party. Like, I don't want to talk to all these new people. They're your castmates. So you have to vent. You came back on the show like you have to talk to them. Then the next year she went on the offensive or she went on the offense. And then she kind of got in trouble for that. And then this year she started out on the defense. It's like
Starting point is 00:30:09 she's just trying to mix and I think that now she's had all of those. She can have all of it into one personality like still glaringly and secure but then also you know fun. Yeah. I love I love a mix of all of people's crazy. Yeah, this is such a good show. It really is Yeah, especially because uh, like we go directly from you know From Mona having a full breakdown in the pool being like I fucked up. I'm sorry. I fucked up I fucked up to then you cut to Durinda putting a bathing suit on Sonya Bethany's bathing suit You know last week. All right, put your pants on. Put your pants on. That was amazing.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Sonya trying to get her panties on. And through this, it's like putting panties in pieces. Spaghetti. I don't really even see my old vagina as much. Okay. And while Derenna's trying to get this bathing suit on the spaghetti, Sonya just have to say Carol goes, yes, this is like an exorcism. Yeah, that was amazing.
Starting point is 00:31:11 It was because Sonya was just like riding. And then she's just Sonya was just drunk and protesting and going, not my pants, not my pants. You know how sex is me, the not my pants, like my box, not my pants. And that's when Carol was like, this is like that not my pants. Like my box not my pants. And that's when Carol's like, this is like an exorcism. So funny. And she was, she was like flopping around. It was, it was actually like one of Carol's most genius lines.
Starting point is 00:31:35 And you know, while we're being nice, this is also a very good season for Carol because she's slipping into. It's like she's not a total kiss ass anymore. She's still like, okay, even though you got in a fight, I'll go hang out with you and set a Bethany or I'll go on the boat with the girls instead of sticking her and talking with Bethany or whatever. You know, and it makes her more likeable too.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Yeah, no, no, Carol really. She fixed it. She, she heard the notes from last season and she just, you know, she changed it up. Yeah, they can take notes. I like it. So then it cuts back to Ramon and the pool and she's like, I'm sorry. I said about you. Okay, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I said it because I hurt you. Okay, okay. And then Bethany's like, I'm about to find. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't. I don't.
Starting point is 00:32:18 I don't. No. I don't want to be that Ramona. I don't want to be Mexican Ramona. I want to be Ramona Ramona I don't want you to be the Mexican Ramona she can barely make us of each Just be a good friend okay be a good friend, okay? And then I just wrote double squeaks albs. Yeah, that's their problem. It was like drunkenly squeaks sobbing.
Starting point is 00:32:46 It was like seagulls started crashing into the windows like thinking it's a breathing time, you know. It was starting, it was ascending into performance art because you had, you had a moment like, oh, I don't know why it hurts so much I care about. It's so mean and I don't know what's my problem. It's not my teacher. I don't, no, I don't know. I don't, no, I don't know. I'm betting it's like, I don't know. And I don't know. And I don't know what's my problems not my teacher. I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I'm betting it's like I know you don't know and I don't know and I don't know I don't know I know I know I don't know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I'm not evil I'm not evil like you Bethany oh I just did it again
Starting point is 00:33:25 wasn't my intention I'm sorry I'm sorry but you're a little evil no I did it again I don't know it's wrong okay I don't know oh my god so then they hug her and I was like hey thank you thank you thank you thank you I have a wall okay actually this Actually, this is like therapy. I'm sorry for laughing but seriously, like I feel good now. I feel good. Me too. I feel good. And then cut to, but they get out of the they get out of the pool and Bethany suddenly sees her bathing suit on. So I'm just like half past that right now. She's like, like all she's missing is reply vocals. And Bethany's like, where am I? I'm just like half past that right now. She's like, whoo. Like all she's missing is her five vocals. And Beth and he's like, where am I bathing suit? Like not even wearing a right,
Starting point is 00:34:09 you got a little bow in the front. Like what's going on? So she, so Beth and he goes to try to fix the bathing suit. And Sonya immediately goes in for a kiss and she just wants them. She's like, you pretty fucking hot. Let's get in there. Let's get in.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Yeah, I'm not gonna make out with you. I'm not gonna make out with you. Oh yeah, come on. Let's get in there. I'm not gonna make out with you. I'm not gonna make out with you. Oh, yeah. Come on, let's get in there. Yeah. You're breaking up the wrong vagina, okay? You know what? You know what?
Starting point is 00:34:34 It would have been a much better use of Sonya's time. It should read some magazines instead. I think that's what you're going to do. Someone like Sonya really does just need to get an iPad or a candle. I don't care. Any kind of mobile device. Yeah. And just get all of her magazines in one place. So her basement stopped smelling like mold. Yeah. I mean, seriously, the, the, what she could really do is download the Texture app, which is awesome, which has like a whole grip of magazines in it. And she could read that. And,
Starting point is 00:35:04 you know, then she could probably like look at the pictures on those magazines. Cause guess what? Texture has like full pictures and stuff like that. It's like the full magazine. And she could just have lesbian fantasies about, I don't know, like a profile of Diane Sawyer in some magazines. And she can have them all in one place. She can have her cat fancy, her Connor fancy, her biggest fancy. She can have them all on one device. She could have her cat fancy, her Connor fancy, her biggest fancy. She can have them all on one device. We'll take a red book. Yeah. Road and track if she's feeling a certain sort of way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Popular mechanics. You know, toaster, toaster recipes for her, you know, upcoming someday book that she's going to write. Because magazines are more than just something to flip through in the checkout line at the grocery store. They're informative, entertaining, and they keep you up to date on news, social issues, and even give you the opinions and ideas from the world's best journalist, writers and leaders. And now you can get them all in one act. Texture. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was being evil.
Starting point is 00:36:01 I should have told you that the texture app is gone beyond delivering just the magazine itself. They made it easy to find and enjoy articles. You, that's right. You, Bethany, want to read with daily recommendations, exclusive, interactive features, videos, and more, okay? Texture makes magazines easy and there's so many. Texture is searchable. You can mark what you like, check out back issues, view bonus, view bonus video content, they even curate articles and magazines just for you or Tom. You can lie in bed with Tom, you can read one of your magazines together, you can read one of his magazines together, all the same is kind of crazy. We have a great news. In the middle of the path. And it looks like the land of LaSep has come back to the podium to say, all right, everyone's been pounding about why we got divorced. The truth is, Tom was so busy reading textural. The time I never got to see him. He was so involved.
Starting point is 00:36:56 It's such a great app. He can't control himself anymore. So then I start reading textural, and then, neither of us are to talk to each other, except to talk about stuff. And it turns out, relight to a two-dolley different thing. I like to talk about Bloomberg Business Week. He likes to talk about cooking light and we're just not compatible in that way. So there you have it. The reason why we got divorced, texture.
Starting point is 00:37:15 You know, texture is normally 99 and a month and you get over 200 magazines. But if you sign up right now at texer.com, Crappens, slash crappens, pardon me, let me do that again, it's texxture.com Krapins, slash Krapins, pardon me, let me do that again. It's Texture.com slash Krapins. You get a 14 day free trial and your marriage will end. Whoa, I have a question.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Could you repeat that promo code slash link and the deal one more time, Luan? Texture is just normally 999 a month. Just go to Texture.com slash crappins. That's texture.com slash crappins and get a 14 day free trial, which I should have taken with Tom. Wow, that's longer than your marriage. That's amazing, wean. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Can you believe it, girls? I'm not married. I'm not married now. And we should put an ass work and say that um, texture would actually be good for most marriages. It just was not good for Luan and Tom theoretical marriage. I know texture's like thanks. Thanks for the whole. Thanks for your marriage. I probably should have gone a different direction of like I tried to save the
Starting point is 00:38:21 marriage with texture, but he wasn't willing. That's what that's what I meant to say. You know what you can't you can't go back on a texture ad Well, we knew that the point is this Tom should have been reading better Options on texture so we could connect with Luann and then their marriage would have been saved so it's really his fault in the end Not textures fault if Tom Hector. He would have been in the Regency a lot less. He certainly would have. That's right. That's right.
Starting point is 00:38:50 You know what? I think we got to the bottom of it. He was lying all along about reading Texture. He wasn't reading it at all. He was going to the Regency. Bilem, why would you do that? That's the natural layer. He said it.
Starting point is 00:39:02 He said it. Anyway. So let's go to dinner time in Mexico. So everybody's been wasted all day. And then here we go again at this huge dinner table and Bethany's first and she's just sitting there all alone, like a sad little, a Meldo Marcos with all her shoes taken out of the closet. Just like, has that sad look when she's alone?
Starting point is 00:39:23 Like, oh, they took my shoes. I was gonna say it's more like Karen Allen showing up at a table read for the next Indiana Jones movie and finding out She's not in it. I'm here Where's everybody seriously? Where's the big rolling ball? Like snakes okay, I made sure not to bring it nice. He hates them. Okay What no like like look away like honestly like look, like, look, look, just look, look away from when you're basically melt off. Like I can't. Like honestly, Ramona, you looked, that's why you have blotches on your face. You looked at the arc, huh? It started with the Melda Marcos and ended there. And I don't know what just happened in
Starting point is 00:39:57 any of that. But there was no, there was no smooth transition. You said a Melda Marcos, and I said, actually, I decided I want to take it into a caranel in place. There was no transition. See, this reminded me last week when we started sitting alone at the table and her hair was all pulled back and she was just all sad when it dour. She just reminded me of a dictator's wife, like, who's just been beheaded or something in the streets. And she's just sitting there alone at the table like like where do I go now? I thought that was where that came from.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Anyway, I can't even make a circle joke joke because I'm the only one here. It's just a jerk off. There is no one to tell they are wrong about what circle joke means. So that means like, oh god, Jesus Christ, here I am. I'm the first person to dinner. How am I the first person to dinner? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe And Derminda comes pouring out of her room like a slinky down the staircase and she's just like Hey, you know you say you say I'm not in time, but it's vacation time. So I'm just it's vacation time It's at 3 p.m. right there And here comes Tinsley like I'm on time Why comes down right down and here comes tinsley like I'm on time. Why? Are you gonna tell paid six? I wasn't here at dinner. I just wrote down this quote. I don't even remember
Starting point is 00:41:34 her saying it, but apparently she did. She went vacation time vacation time vacation time. Oh, she was doing it in her. I don't know. Then after was her talking head thing when she's like, if she's like vacation, then she's like, yeah, I bet that he won't stop. Durrindas just wasted. She's like, that being on in my face and bet things like seriously, I got, I got threats. Like, look at me, like, I earned these white white jeans. Like seriously, I thought my bus being a ferris wheel is gonna preclude me from getting to dinner and I'm still the first one here. Like seriously, literally looking at me, I'm dressed.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Yeah, so Dorenda's like, so they're get the table and Dorenda's like, yeah, I guess it's good but you aggression sometimes. And I'm like, all right, this is a big act. But what you're seeing here, this is a big act. So then Dorenda shoots her this look like, oh, okay, you want me to unleash my crazy? I'm about to do it right now. Yeah, you want an act, bitch?
Starting point is 00:42:29 Yeah. Yeah. You stop. And Tinsley's like, whoa, stop, stop, stop, mom, dad, stop, stop, stop, actin' like West Palm Beach, not regular Palm Beach. Mom, stop yelling at the box full of bad, stop! Awwww. And we're doing this like, you stop.
Starting point is 00:42:48 You stop, you stop. Hey, hey, you stop right now, you stop. You stop, you stop, you stop, you stop. You stop. In this episode, everything happens in threes. I mean, they're all saying things in threes. You stop, you stop, you stop. You just show up then you sit there okay?
Starting point is 00:43:08 There's something, no I wasn't clip. This is an act, you rock. Stop it baby, you make me feel bad, you know fucking. I show up. You seriously? You just as big act. I'm here, I see this table. There's a message to go.
Starting point is 00:43:24 There's tablecloth, Fox, knife. And what I love was in the middle of this Bethany stands up and she starts conducting it, like Mickey Mouse and Fantasia. She just like, she knows the drill. She knows that Durinda is round up. So she's like, all right, let's do this. Her hands are waving. Like, yeah, I'm like, I'll stop.
Starting point is 00:43:39 I'll do it tomorrow. Okay. Durinda is following her. It's like from anger to like, my friends. Yeah, bank, but he I'll have a dude in my right hand girl. Okay, like, I can't. I'm like, I'm just following her. It's like from anger to like, my friends, yeah, bank, my images be playing. It's cool.
Starting point is 00:43:50 It was amazing. And then, in a strange turn, Dorenda decides to punctuate her slurry monologue by stabbing a knife into the table. Like, she's an alien. You know? And she's in the and Vikings it's like damn She's like in a bar with Indiana Jones and a self about to like square off like all right who's toughest
Starting point is 00:44:12 Hey, and then I guess she stabbed herself Yeah rolling balls not gonna get me kind of loves young calorie. He loves young calorie Listen if you want if you want to scratch the lead to treasure there go to us to buy yourself something I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident not so expert experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking. Oh yeah, I have absolutely been there.
Starting point is 00:45:05 We'll talk about what went right and wrong. What would we do differently? And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or And she starts laughing. It's like, you know what, Bethany? It's just watch her up and be done with Lillie, right? Watch my hand and be done with this fight, this hand fight. What do we, West Side Story, Mexico Side Story, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Hey, when you reject your jet to the end of your first breath, you last dying breath.
Starting point is 00:46:08 What can we just different sharks? What can we just be French? I want to go to America. I want to go to America. I want to go to Maria. Mexican rose is like me too. I mean, Mexican, Mexican Ramona. She's like me too.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Take me. Okay. That's right. That, Mexican Ramona. She's like, Mito, thank me. Okay. That's right. That's my scene. Okay. So they're watching up and then Carol finally arrives at dinner and she's like, where is everyone? I feel like I'm in a commercial for British Airways. Where did everyone go? So Bethany and Durant are in the kitchen. And Bethany is like, I'm sorry, I have an internal pressure. Okay. And she's like, give yourself so much pressure. It'd be perfect, baby. Hey, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:46:54 You're so overwhelming. You could be so correct. I'm like, what you got to be quick. Like, why you got it? You don't need a key with the correct answers. Is it correct? We know you're widow-cave, you're correct. You're dead, a key with the correct answers. Is it correct? We know you're with okay if you correct I love Dervin. I love how hard Dervin no impersonation has turned into this like really loopy voice when she's calm
Starting point is 00:47:16 That's literally what it is It's really difficult to be correct that you came like what are you gonna be doing? Wait, I just want to relax a little bit. Can't you relax a little bit, Bethany? Like I was super human, super mom, super girlfriend, super woman, super tackle-well,
Starting point is 00:47:38 you know, you don't tell me clip. Bethany's like, Well, it's not about being perfect, it's like a vacation, and I'm not gonna disrespect someone is like, well, yeah, it's not about being perfect. It's like a vacation and like, I'm not gonna disrespect someone's time because you know, what I, because you think correct to see, do you really mean,
Starting point is 00:47:50 a really amazing person out in an amazing journey. But someone you journey, you decide to be perfect. Look at me as a sad my hands. It's hilarious actually. You did, hey, you don't have to always finish your big dictations about what you want to say. Oh my gosh, that is the way dictations work. So she does, she were to be doing that. But, you
Starting point is 00:48:11 know, that's neither here nor there, just semantics. She's like, thanks a lot, Dr. Tiki, our time is up, okay. So then, yeah, so now Dora Rindas officially mad and she just storms away from the table. So now it's just Ramona, Tinsley Carroll and Bethany, and they're sitting there and Tinsley's like, um, I'm like really sorry that I snapped at you about page 6. I think it was Sony after all, it's not there. So it's okay. Hey, you know, I just wish this Sonya wasn't so free with her mouth. Tinsley's like, yeah like she's free with her body whoa
Starting point is 00:48:47 And that thing's like uh Tensley says it's just I want to feel safe and protected with my friends And Bethany goes you're on the wrong group sunshine. Yeah And then and then almost like on cue fireworks start going off and who's like fireworks But those fireworks so they go I'm gonna like fireworks. But those fireworks. So they go. They go. Firework. Okay, you're hearing me because I finally understand that I can forgive myself.
Starting point is 00:49:11 Okay. When this started, it sounded like, but don't put down. I was like, oh my god, Dorinda is just has taken a tumble down the stairs because you've just walked away and you just hear this. The dumb, the dumb, the dumb. But oh, the poor Dorinda dumb, the dumb, the dumb. But oh, no, poor D'Arynda's gonna die on this trip. I just assumed there was like a raid from the army, some sort of cartel that owned the compound.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Um, they just, Trump isn't gonna rescue me. The. So, um, so then D'Arynda, in pond hearing the fireworks, she sort of stumbles out of her room to watch the fireworks and she again starts sayingumbles out of her room to watch the fireworks. And she again starts saying to Bethany the thing about, you know, you're like, I said perfect, etc.
Starting point is 00:49:50 And Bethany's like, listen, you know what? I don't want to be analyzed. I don't want to be analyzed. You know what? Like, just like, keep it away. Like, I know exactly what you're like. I don't want to hear about it, whatever. And she's like, well, you're so special.
Starting point is 00:49:59 Whatever you mean. You're a bitch. You're right. And Bethany's like her too. Not now. She says I'm a bit It's like people have all these suitcases of dark shit to say about me and then they wait till we come up again Then there's that loaded a lobby and I live out got me things everyone a three everyone's me to me Well, no, no and this was so weird how it started because Durinda just you know
Starting point is 00:50:20 She thinks like John is you know walking a bubble wrap or something so she stumbles at you like hey guys it's totally come my hand yeah she did and Bethany just puts her finger in her face like you know what don't give me psychoanalyst it's like come on yeah she's like trying to make light of it and or Bethany knows she's wasted yeah exactly and so during it as the wrong thing which is she mentioned skinny girl, because she says, oh, you think it's special because we went to skinny girl today. Oh, that makes you so great. We'll have a Bethany. So then, you know, I heard her say and correct me if I'm wrong, obviously, but all I heard her say was, thanks for your day
Starting point is 00:50:59 skinny girl. Yeah, well, she said, this is what I wrote down, which is hard with this thorn she said you You're someone special because because we went to skinny girl today that makes you special that makes you so great whatever Whatever Bethany you mean you mean you're a mean bitch And that's when Bethany like lost it and then that and then just like I've always stood up for you I've never said a bad thing about you and Bethany's like I'll fuck you Yeah I've never said a bad thing about you and Beth is like, I don't fuck you. Yeah, second two. Is it true? Yeah, you, you blind lady in page six.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Is it true? Never was like staying out of it. She's like, battling me out loud. We can be friends. But you do shit, Beth. You do shit. It's like, the dump, the dump, the dump, the dump, the dump. Like rolling up the stairs.
Starting point is 00:51:40 She's so drunk. She's like rolling up the stairs now. And Beth needs now crying again. She's like, I the stairs now and Bethany is now crying and she's like she's like I know exactly who I am I don't need to be reminded because I don't even know what exactly I am like well based on your emotional roller coaster of an of an episode and like pretty much the past few years I'm not sure exactly how well you know each other you know yourself because you certainly fly off the handle with some very, not Wednesday benign, but stuff that should slide off your back for someone who
Starting point is 00:52:08 claims to be cool as a cucumber, that shit gets under your skin. So I'm not sure how well you know yourself. It's like, what the hell? I'm always getting into fights with skinny blunts. Like, what the hell? It's like, they're all just like jealous of my success. Like they, they're just mad because I'm so successful. Like it's hard fall.
Starting point is 00:52:22 It's like literally hurtful. Like they're mad because you go right up into their face when they're drunk and start screaming at them like stop making it about something other than what it is. Everyone was late for dinner. You got mad and then you started. Mammamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamam any more of them at you know exactly it's called being hangry and drunk yeah I'm back combination even Carol says well Beth and he is high percentive to being attacked and criticized but Durinda saying calm down you know Durinda could calm down a little bit but Durinda's not jealous look yeah Durinda's rich on her own okay she doesn't need skin care I really think her right yeah she's nurturing I when Rindus has just tried to be nurturing,
Starting point is 00:53:06 I believe that. So yeah, I think Bethany needs to take a chill pill herself. So yeah, because the thing is that Bethany does start up with these women a lot. And, or even if she doesn't start up, they may say something. And Bethany definitely is good for elevating it into a big fight. And then someone will generally say something
Starting point is 00:53:25 nasty. And then she gets, she holds that nasty grudge against them, which I mean, understand that someone says something nasty to you, you're going to be like, fuck you. But Bethany almost doesn't seem to realize how if she had just approached the situation, maybe a little bit better, it wouldn't get to a nasty place in the first place. Yeah, Bethany is all matched. Like she said, she said, skinny girl, they fuck her. And Carol goes, but she adores you. Come on. And she goes, no, she doesn't adore me.
Starting point is 00:53:50 She doesn't adore me. Well, she doesn't not adore you. And remember, it's like, good one. Good one. That's a good one. OK. Funny. Call back.
Starting point is 00:54:00 OK. Let's do a call back to Mario. Mario, I'm calling you right now. Bethany's like, well, she has me me in a party and that's that joy of fish Yeah, so the next morning the yoga instructor is back waiting patiently for everyone and Ramona is with Luana in the kitchen And this is amazing and Ramona is telling Luana by how there was this you know That what was going on last night and how she had this wonderful talk with besting it we bear each other's souls It was really good and the way I just look so I go so until you screwed up again
Starting point is 00:54:31 I know I wrote that's a band's favorite moment of the whole show you know Just like goes in for like I just goes in with like the knife turns it and then laughs away We bear our souls to each other. Okay. He screwed up again. And then like the way it's been with me and Paphate me, you couldn't cut the tension with a knife. You couldn't cut it with 10 knives. Okay. You couldn't cut it with the axe or 10 knives.
Starting point is 00:54:57 You couldn't burn it. Like you couldn't like drive through it. Like it was bad. Okay. But I wonder if maybe Mario could use a chainsaw. Because you know, he's really good with a chainsaw. Let's call Mario up. Hey, Mario, do you have that chainsaw? Could you bring it down to Mexico? So cut the tension. Please, Mario, Mario,
Starting point is 00:55:14 this is your voicemail. Okay, I get it. Okay, bye. So all the ladies are kind of gathering for breakfast in their tents and to Rinda kind of remembers because she's like It is great. Thank you. Thanks great. I'm great. Good morning. Great. Yeah, I'm having a great morning and then Bethany's just giving her a dirty looks like oh, Ellie here. Okay, and During this says he's even worth arguing the bad cuz I'm the one of us remembers. I was strange to say you're great And you don't have to be perfect. Oh really? That's how we're going to do the morning really? Well, thank you. Well, thank you. What do you want me to say? What do I do?
Starting point is 00:55:52 Hey guys, I cut my hand. It's like hilarious. Like crazy. And I'm like, you have a very nasty side to you. Okay, that's what I guys like. I can enjoy your scone. Okay, I'm going. I can't like literally. I can't like get me out of this Mexican place. Like I'm in a horror show. I can't. I can't. I can't just like take me to the lute show. Why do I keep calling and just I'm in a horror show. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I'm just, like, taking the loot to a wide-up or calling, and just like throwing the ring. Okay. I also liked how there was, there were also, some of them were getting ready to do some yoga,
Starting point is 00:56:11 and someone was like, are we rushing to do this yoga? And Lleon goes, no, of course we're not. It's a yoga instructor. They're never in a rush. You just know how many yoga instructors in New York City City have been like this bitch is 25 minutes late. I had poor Enrique is sitting outside with his scarf. I can yoga people in Mexico.
Starting point is 00:56:34 It's like 90 degrees. He's like and I have scarf as elegant yogis do. So Bethany's keeps just giving to her into these dirty looks and now to rent is getting mad again because Bethany is trying to make it this big thing. And she's like, yeah, I was all part of a very dramatic act. Yeah, maybe I learned it from you.
Starting point is 00:56:54 You're right? Yes, but I learned your act. I learned it by watching you, dad. Stella Maddler. And, uh, check this is how you communicate with your friends like what is it better to just stare at them through your sunglasses giving them dirty looks you guys are crazy I'm back there you have a dark side because oh that's rich no it's like rich chocolate it's really dark yes and then Bethany tells us you shall never admit when she's wrong just come correct bitch
Starting point is 00:57:21 what have you ever admitted can you name one time where you've ever apologized to anybody for anything ever? Or yeah, or has, and the apology has not been like 18 months later and you're like, I know, like, what is it about Tom? Like I'm really sorry. Like I shouldn't have done. Like, you know, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:57:35 But like, whatever, like, you had a like a champ and like, you know, like, why don't you let that out of the workplace and like, bring your house down again. Like, you're great. You can do that while. And then like in the next episode, I don't want you to marry it because he's the wrong guy He's a bad guy in the win
Starting point is 00:57:49 Okay, what do you know what do you know? Don't that's right. I forgot Twitter today. Oh, yeah I I I'm sorry. Okay, what was what does she keep saying? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know she keeps saying, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know, Bethany. I don't know why I do these things, Bethany. It's not my attention, okay, Bethany? And then we should also mention how like several times this episode would cut to Ramona in her, Contrate, Sad, and I've learned voice in the confessional being or the interview
Starting point is 00:58:22 saying, you know, sometimes in life, we have have setbacks but that's okay it's what makes us human and we just have to learn from it and sometimes I see the wrong things and that's okay I don't know I don't know Bethany sometimes forgiveness begins with forgiving yourself so I'd like to tell Ramona Ramona Fagizu oh much as glass yes in your eat okay So now Durinda's in her room and she's like now I'm doing my favorite thing watching TV in bed So Carol comes in to console her, basically, to let her know, like, listen, you know, Bethany, she's sensitive and you guys were relationship and we know that you would never
Starting point is 00:59:12 be jealous of that. And, you know, so Durinda is like, oh, no way. She's seeing sometimes. And so far, I think that's ruined, you know, I got work on it. I was like, I'm really, really, really ruined, you know. I was really, I guess what kind of even John says, you know, I was like, yelling at him because I just wanted to be better. You'd be. I then, at which point, five of all shows up behind the head board being, you know, being like, does this mean you're not
Starting point is 00:59:37 mad at me anymore? It's like, this a mouse. This a mouse. Somewhere out there, this a mouse. And then he killed, killed a little fucker Let me tell you something our cats America and they're named the Rinda American story It's about a dead mouse with a beret you make people
Starting point is 00:59:58 Never say never again, okay I'm not an anti-semite, but I don't like that Jewish little mess again okay I'm not an anti-semite but I don't like that Jewish little mess he's not cuz he's Jewish he's a mouse I like your beauty the lies I like the tears I'm like uh oh Ramona Ramona's next I don't like the way they conduct music in Fantasia that's right my second Fant your reference in 20 minutes. So then in yoga, we just hear Beth think going, I'm fine in reek. So I don't know how to be like seriously, seriously. And Luan's like, well, you know, some people get drunk and have fun like me. And some people just get drunk and get nasty like during the
Starting point is 01:00:42 And some people just get drunk and get nasty like Durinda and we're moments like you know what here's what I would suggest sometimes you just gotta zen it out Okay, like you just got it like be zen Deepak yapra shut up over there Recahs like and now let's move into the child was hand don't talk about my child like the I said I can't like I fuck you don't gay fuck. Don't talk about my child. Like I said, I can't like I fuck you. I can't talk about my child. So at me, while on the side, Sony was doing FaceTime with Frenchy, but she's trying to find her angles and she's trying to find her light and
Starting point is 01:01:13 trying to show him different things with the FaceTime. She just looked like she was doing Tai Chi with her phone. It was just like you slow hand movements and strange fluid motions. She's like, I don't believe in dick pics, but you still got gotta keep it interesting. Do you like my bathing suit? Do you like my rap? Do you like my butt?
Starting point is 01:01:30 She's like a butt time to you, okay? Is that what? Interesting means. She's keeping it blurry and shaky, yeah. This is why I just can't believe that French is even a French person. I totally think he's just some guy from a gay bar making it up for free rent.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Because he's like, do you like my butt? And he's like, oh, la la. So what is this F cut center? He talks like that. He's a creep. Oh, I was going to say creep also. He's like, you're a creep. Oh, that's bad luck.
Starting point is 01:02:00 What's going on? What's going on? Pursuit. It's a D. Not wrong. Bethany passes by Sonya. She passes by the girls after yoga and she's like, and Rique said that the way you treat me is your path and the way I react is mine.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Isn't that great? Isn't that great? I mean, wow. Wow, like so so many layers that like I can't like literally I can't like my path like where's my path going? Is it going to Jersey? I thought that's where all the path friends go like I see where my gone And suddenly you guys yeah, you're reacting very well lately very calm like oh, yeah She's a font of calmness, okay Yeah, she really is the poster child for Zen and Com Comness
Starting point is 01:02:45 During this like cool attack for your second Belly I'm expelling, okay You're saying me my relationship, but til Chan, Don't lean on top of me, you're trying to kill me I can't breathe You know, basically that's what I did to you I just want you to know I'm really sorry
Starting point is 01:03:01 Yeah, it best means like I'm always apologizing for being successful. It's like everyone, like I can't be successful. Like I want to piece of it. Like I always have to apologize for it. And I like, and Dorenda, and I'm going to say the word this time because she said it. Dorenda goes, yeah, I can't believe I was such a contraband. Bethany, I want everybody to be successful.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Like I wanted to happen for everybody except some of you because that's the sheet of brand. Like I'll take her down on National TV or Ramana, you know, I'll tell her that it's like not sold that they think ever. What are you talking about? Sony needs to be taken down because a second ago she said, I'm just so exhausted from being so happy. So it's okay. You can you can ran on her parage. She needs it. She's tired. She's tired. Um, yeah. So tiring being happy. You have to move around so much. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:48 So now there's going to be a little fishing trip. So some of the girls basically, Tinsley and Ramona and Carol go off on the fishing trip and they're getting into a car taken to the docks and this guy named Alex opens the door for them and Ramona is like, thank you, Alex. Wait, no, you're not Alex. You're a Pedro. I'm Alex opens the door for them and Mona's like thank you Alex wait no you're not Alex your Pedro I'm Alex are you sure your Pedro? It's like no I'm Alex. No are you you're you headed to Joe's friend Elf I'm pretty sure your Pedro's like no I'm Alex Is that your last name because your first name is Pedro It's your name Pedro Alex and you're trying to go by your last name because that's what roast is Alex
Starting point is 01:04:31 How you pronounce Pedro down here? You got to give her monocredit she I mean she at least she got the name like right the first time better than most of the moment on on these shows Can you know kidding well? It's too bad. I already brought out a check to Pedro for helping me with my shoes I'm after find someone they paid row to cast that $5 check okay Because after roll I did tip you handsomely right Right okay, and remember 5 p.m. Teach whine so right after they go on to the boat and the captain's like welcome to the boat. And she's like, I'm Ramona and you are. And he's like, I'm Captain Fred. Captain Pedro?
Starting point is 01:05:09 No, Captain Fred. Pedro Fred. Huh? Oh, yeah. Well, also when she got out of the car when they were out of the docks, she just, she had to open the door herself. She's like, so she just says to no one, thanks for helping. Go on.
Starting point is 01:05:24 Can't believe no one helped me. And he's like no, I help me either But I think she was actually saying it to be like relax Ramona. No one help me either like you're not like yeah For it's like all right girls is one champagne vodka. What if we want you Don't worry. I would never date someone like you. I don't date people who drive boats, okay? So Bethany and Sun you're hanging out the house getting massages and manicures and stuff Yeah, in the meantime and then the girls on the boat are like let's catch a fish I used to catch fish when I was a kid And they don't but they watch whales and Ramona's like,
Starting point is 01:06:07 I love sea life, okay? Yeah. I love it, okay? It's amazing. I love positive Ramona. Because you can tell positive Ramona was after the season was already done. And she started getting yelled at on Twitter.
Starting point is 01:06:24 And she's like, I need to do some more shoots. Yeah. Someone would bring me to an aquarium. So then while this is happening also, Tinsley starts getting some texts from Scott about going to Vegas after Mexico, which is cute. And they're joking about like, remote and I should move into Tinsley's room
Starting point is 01:06:41 because it seems to be where all the love is found. But again, today's recent developments kind of ruined that so But then so Tinsley starts complaining about Sonia and and she's complaining again this time because she had this big plan to do a Thank you party for Sonia for letting her stay there for a few months But now it looks weird because there's this whole thing with the post and everything and I don't know I think I think I thank you party a strange in the first place Well, and especially as she says it She's like I was always planning on doing something at the end that was the whole point and then it comes back to Beth
Starting point is 01:07:17 And then you say yeah, she's talking about having some party for you stupid like it doesn't even make sense And so he's like it doesn't make sense. Yeah, yeah, she's probably doing it just like look better. She's just doing it to look better. Yeah, yeah, she's just trying to, you know, fight the page six story. She's just trying to fight the page six story. I'm like, oh my god, you're like the most useless robot I've ever seen. I liked I did like doing best in this life. I have a party like you live there for three fucking months of your life like let's stop talking about it now. So good. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:48 And so now that yeah, so now Sony believes this party is just that way Tinsie can look better in the press, which I don't know why Sony has mad about that because she's the queen of doing it. You know, that's what they all do. Yeah. So anyway, so then on the boat Ramona is dancing, which is such a hilarious moment that both of us independently posted it to the watcher crap and since you grab. We have something about this show. We've done it two weeks in a row because we put what happened last week.
Starting point is 01:08:12 I forget, but we I know we've done it a few times and I post it and then I go look to share the thing on Twitter or whatever. And I'm like, God damn it. He just posted this too. And it's the exact same thing. Yeah, it's always some random time. Well, here's the thing. In a certain way, we have a joint brain. I remember last week, I wrote a comment about Carol not being able to reach her straw with her tongue. And I was like, I guarantee that I was like, I'm the only one who's got even pay attention to that. And then you're on a recap, you're like, and then Carol, her face is so fast, and she can't even reach her straw. I was like, oh my god, this is crazy.
Starting point is 01:08:45 We need to notice the exact same things. Oh my brother from my mouth. So so back at the Villa. So Ramona, Carol and Tinsley arrive with the fish that they got in the market that they're pretending that they caught because they didn't catch anything. And so there's this big fish, and they put it on the counter because the shop is gonna turn into CVJ and stuff. And you know me, pretty much everything the WAN does
Starting point is 01:09:10 cracks me up, so it's sure enough. They're there and they're talking about the fish and the WAN just goes, oh girls, don't step in the blood. All right, I'm going to get a massage. And then she goes to us, she goes, do I think the girls caught that fish? Well, I think it's the captain of the boat
Starting point is 01:09:26 that caught that fish. Like you're wrong, but it's so funny how smart you are. I love it. Exactly. I just love the pivot from don't stand in the fish blood to, okay, and now I'm going to go get a massage. And the cook is like really making a mess of this fish. And the cook tells her,, do you like it?
Starting point is 01:09:46 And she goes, do what? Like it. I think I'll marry you if you make this every night of my life for me. Hey, do you like to see life too? Ramona has terrified Mexico more than the cartels. It's like, if you just leave Mexico alone, like stop sexually harassing Mexico Ramona. Yes, please, please.
Starting point is 01:10:06 So now, um, so now the gang is getting ready for dinner and Bethany is on this, this little rant about how, yeah, it's kind of crazy, but all like, we're all getting along, like, during the head of the meets, compology, I'm getting along with Ramona. Like, what is this? I don't know, I want my friend of me's back, this strange. Yes, like, let's run it. So they got it in her. Ramona is trying to walk in these shoes.
Starting point is 01:10:27 It is hilarious watching Ramona come down the stairs. She's like, whoa, whoa, okay. Whoa, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Interim that says, she's like Benjamin Button. She thinks you're backwards. It's like, because she's walking like a two year old. Where did that even come from? I assume it was a reference to the with, it's like, because she's walking like a two year old, where did that even come from?
Starting point is 01:10:45 I assume it was a reference to the fact that it's a movie that most people make fun of, although there are some that love it. Despite its flaws. Despite its flaws. And by the way, it makes sense that I like Ramona because I secretly loved Benjamin Button.
Starting point is 01:10:59 I didn't even watch Benjamin Button. It just looks so depressing. It's not depressing, but it's definitely, I mean, I was like, I don't need to say Brad Pitt's old shoes. Brad Pitt old is depressing. I want to have the worry. He starts off, but he gets younger as it goes along. But he's a baby and then you can't like him. He's a baby. I just want Brad Pitt and Thalman Louise on the side of the road.
Starting point is 01:11:24 It is a weird movie because it's like Brad Pitt's face grafted onto like a toddler at one point and you're like You know, I need it's it's weird like that, but I was I was on board. You know because Tarraji P. Hens him is so good in that movie Hmm, what was one? I'm a baby Wow, wow, I was getting younger and younger. That's why I'm wearing this dress. It was part of aon flux wardrobe from 2007 Wacke So they got a dinner enter into thick Josh whip Cheee
Starting point is 01:11:56 And Romanticos we need one more noi Avoid the noi So Beth needs like all right all right, I got a cheers. Okay, there's roses and there's thorns, you know? So like roses are good things and thorns are bad things. So everybody say what's your rose and what's your thorn? Yeah. So Carol's like,
Starting point is 01:12:17 I would say that my thorn was watching Durinda yell at you, but my rose was getting to be in a room with Dorenda so my rose and my thorn are about to ring down. I didn't know that I was yelling, but I love my now, so. She's. It's on you. It's on you. It's like, my rose was my helicopter ride with you and you, and it turns to be like,
Starting point is 01:12:40 I was there too, but forget it. Just forget it. It's fine. Just whatever. I'm just being my own helicopter. Next time we get to take a plane. Ugh. Tinsley is wasted.
Starting point is 01:12:55 She's like, my wife is a baller in the helicopter. Like, right or die. Fucking sick. That's fuck. She's more wasted than D rent us here. So I like Was take to get a good girl around here, am I right? Girl friend. Well, girl friend. That's great. That's a great rose thorn, but girlfriend Just some advice girlfriend. Don't quit the F bomb. Okay, we're in a restaurant the F bomb has to go
Starting point is 01:13:24 We're in a restaurant girlfriend and she's like and tins leekers tins leekers well you say Palm Beach all the time it's not really Palm Beach it's West Palm so whatever I was like burn well Palm Beach is an offensive at least people can still eat what I'm saying Palm Beach and she's like no wait you know What I'm saying Palm Beach. And she's like, no, wait, you know what you stand is there's a bridge. And it goes from Palm Beach to West Palm Beach okay, they're not the same. Well, what's the difference? Well, there's a bridge, didn't you hear it? It's like, well, where are you? Oh, Western ease. But East isn't really East just Palm Beach guys. Just like the way you live in Palm Beach with your mom?
Starting point is 01:14:07 Let me guess you live with your mom. I'm like don't you wait. I'm sorry. Let me say it one more time with your mom Sheeros mom mom rose Right rose free right rose and I'm live there Someone has to call, well, obviously, someone has to call a woman of Alderama and resurrect Yo Mama because Tinsley's West Palm Beach burns are out of control. Your mama's so fat, she has to live in West Palm Beach and regular Palm Beach, and there's a difference.
Starting point is 01:14:37 Well, yes, my mom does sit around the house. What's your point? No, and she's fat. That's the thing. Like, it's like It's like West Palm Beach has this like crazy. It's like nuts. Social scene is like so fly. And like you just say, I'm like never there. You're like not in West Palm Beach. Like don't worry about it. You just don't get it. It's like, well, I'm so sorry that I'm married and I'm so happy. I don't have to be in a social scene. Okay, girl. I'm sorry. I'm happy. I'm sorry. I'm married I mean does anyone really care between Western regular Palm Beach now normally I would be on the way inside about that
Starting point is 01:15:21 But for those of us who live through the great quagg disaster of season four, we know that these bitches really care about the differences in geographical locations. You can't just say Palm Beach or West Palm Beach, okay? Yeah, and I'm actually surprised that Lewand doesn't know that. But I love the fact that- Considering what a fit they held about having to go to quagg, when Cindy Bar Shop was like, yeah, I'm basically out there in the Hampton. Like, it's not the Hampton's it's quad.
Starting point is 01:15:47 And she was also the one who's like Roosevelt Island. It's my her or governor's Island or whatever. Whenever we're in the galaxy. I'm a court of the yeah. So I would whenever I would not have no place. I think this is a prison. I don't even see a governor's mansion on. I just see a few dead pelicans.
Starting point is 01:16:05 This is a big deal of a blasio colleague So let's see the Ramona's Rose Ramona talks about her rose. She's like well, why rose was my moment with Bethany in the pool Because not only do we get to solve all our problems we got to do while we're floating around on pool noodles, okay? I could say first time I've been a ramped in noodle and didn't have post-traumatic stress disorders Because of that time my dad threw a noodle at my mom's face, okay? You know why I like pool noodles. It's because I love sea life, okay? Okay. It's a little bit alive. It's like from Avatar. Okay. They have feelings like how the plants how they're all connected.
Starting point is 01:16:55 So we're all the pool noodles. Okay. Her one pool noodle. You hurt them all. I know who else you heard me. Okay. So just don't it don't take a village to heal a pool noodle. Okay. And she's like, my thorn was when you would like, you're a village to heal a pool noodle. Okay. And she's like, my thorn was when you were like, you're not going to tequila. And I was like, it's like, it's most times of her head and looks around.
Starting point is 01:17:13 And Beth thinks, yeah, but at least I made it your idea. Well, I was like the girl in that Lindsay Lohan movie. Like, I was the girl at the table. And I was like, I don't get to go to lunch. I have to sit here all alone. I mean, not really all alone, because I've all of Avery's friends who say that I'm their friend now too. So like, basically, I'll never be alone again, Mario.
Starting point is 01:17:35 And then we had another Ramona's healed moment, where she's like, yeah, what I learn is that people grow and they change. And I'm not perfect. And I never said I was. The old taking responsibility by saying, I'm not perfect. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:17:53 I always worked for Mona. So then there's Durinda's Rose, which was, her thing was pretty simple. She was like, well, my Rose was the dancing horse. I've never seen a dancing horse like that before. I just got used to Jan, you know, he just walks, you know, but the horse is dancing. That was great.
Starting point is 01:18:08 That was a big rose for me and the thorn. He's yelling at Bethany. Yeah, and when I stared at myself in the palm, that was a big thorn. That was like actually as close to a thorn as any of these could be, because it was sharp. I got me bloody. Oh, look another rose is growing.
Starting point is 01:18:22 Fibles dead. Yeah. Yeah. My rose is when I killed five on the headboard. And then the new ants like my rose is my husband. And they're like, Oh, Carol stabs her burger with a knife. Yeah, that's a barfing over the side of the restaurant. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Starting point is 01:18:48 Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Starting point is 01:18:56 Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that WAN has addressed the crowd, and all I have to say is, I told you so, okay? I spoke to Missy, you should have listened, and I told you so, okay? Okay, now joining me is my new best friend, Bethany Frankel, spokeswoman for The WAN the LESSEP. Bethany, what did you think about today's news developments? Seriously, literally, like they're done, like I told you so, I can't believe it, Tom's your thorn, and I told you to dinner, like stab a burger, seriously, I'm gonna stab a burger
Starting point is 01:19:37 right now, just for you. Lily, don't, Bethany, don't, don't stab the burger, okay Bethany? Don't, don't do that Bethany, don't. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? I don't want to talk about this in more videos. The press conference is over.
Starting point is 01:19:54 We're getting divorced and I'm going to the Regency, all right? Enough's enough. See you all tomorrow. Bye. Goodbye. Bye. Bye. Goodbye. Bye. Bye.com slash survey.

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