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Yo, bros. I'm Ronnie Karem from Washington DC just walked in the door and here I'm with my little partner Ben Mandelger also of Washington DC
And then just walked in the door to you. Hello, Ben
Hi
Yeah, we are truly fresh off of our crazy
Two-show extravaganza in in Washington DC and we're back in LA.
And normally, we would be just sort of like segueing into a bedtime situation.
But real housewives of New York's air, real housewives of New York's. See, and real housewives
of New York's head. And we have to cover it we can't we can't let it slip
wait another hour minutes second yeah we were gonna cover it but then there was a little voice
in our head that was like come me when you're successful okay come me when you do something
successful how about that so we just had to come to you so here we are bin so everybody in DC
thank you so much for giving us such a great time there my god i came back like the doi
And DC thank you so much for giving us such a great time there my god. I came back like the doi
Yeah, that was a me you could probably hear it in my voice like it was super fun And it like it basically sapped all the remaining energy out of me because we had so much fun
I'm like
But right now and thank you to the kind people who gave us little gifts
I I left that city with several strupoifles
and Toblerones and Eminem's
and honestly on my United Flight Back,
those were life savers
and I'm not talking about the candies,
they actually saved my life.
I was starving and I was like,
I have almond Eminem's.
Also Bryce made some ornaments
because that guy Bryce is the one
who made that housewives Christmas tree this year.
They went viral and so he brought us a couple of ornaments. I got a Leah Black.
I got a Luan.
Oh, Larry.
Yeah.
So we got Christmas tree this year just to use that.
Also, the DCT shirts kind of were out of control.
Everyone, I mean, every city that we go to, it seems like the T-shirt game, the steak
keep on rising and DC really, really brought their A-game.
Even Porsche, even Porsche Williams herself liked the photos we put up on Instagram.
Really?
Oh, fine.
Yeah, she liked it. Cause
one of our listeners who came to the DC show, made a t-shirt that said, buy Ashi and Porsche liked it. That is hilarious. One of my personal
favorites was there's how to pattern on it, but Gellie, oh my god,
yet that one didn't make it in. And I don't I didn't have a good photo of it.
That was a real shady shady t-shirt he sure, that was from a woman.
There's a woman who came and she was,
she's going to be coming to our Florida show
and she was like, I'm bringing my mom
and just a warning, my mom cried when she met Ann Curry.
So.
I'm meeting back.
It's going to be serious.
It's just like meeting Ben meeting Ann Curry.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that's a good segue to remind people that we have many
more shows coming up. If you weren't able to see us in DC, don't you worry. Our next show
is Irvine, California, if that's Southern California. And then after that, we have many,
many more shows, including that Florida show, which isn't until August next month. We have
like a few tickets left for Chicago, not too many. And then in June, we
have Phoenix and San Francisco. That will be fun. San Francisco last time was wild. So that
will be especially while this gave a pride weekend. So we have a lot of good stuff. Go
to watch our crap and calm to buy your tickets now because we
The DC shows were like they were they were truly special
Truly truly special. Yeah, it was a beautiful city
Loved it love the venue loved everybody and now guess what real housewives of New York City
But we have yeah, this is some serious business. We have to tend to this is real
This is real house size of New York City. Okay, we don't mess around.
This is varsity and this is the main event for 2018.
Real House has a New York City on Bravo.
I mean, it's just amazing sports fans watching, watching Lou Ann come in for the beginning of the season. everybody's reading for her because she stood up to a bunch of cops and beat some cops up or whatever.
Yeah, then she went to the beer summit at the White House just kidding. It was like this big drama and then she opens up in blackface. It's like, oh my god. Can these people just win at least one time in their life without fucking get up.
time in their life without fucking get up.
Well, that's the joy of Luan, you know, I mean, just when you think you got her figured out what does she do? She gets up into
some Diana Ross blackface with a giant wig that may have a
camera from the 40s inside it because it was so tall. I mean,
this lady, she never, she never fails to surprise us ever.
And Bravo loves to, you know, rewards some crap behavior. So it's like,
Lewand, you're good, you might go to prison. Okay, you get top billing this time. Sucka. Yes.
Beth, they got pushed a second to last. Oh, snap. Oh. Yeah, Lewand got the final tagline.
We went over the taglines last line DC. So we don't have to go over them again. But, um, but yeah, I was,
I was proud of the way I'm getting getting that spot. That's like, I'm just, I feel like so many
things have happened. Yeah. So much has happened. And this, you know, looking at their faces, it's like,
you just, you know, how much it feels like it was just yesterday, but I know it wasn't because it
takes a while to heal, you know, facially. And I'm just, I love everybody's new face. I think Ramona's face is in one of its best iterations.
Bethany's work looks just fantastic. It's like she looks great. Yeah, she looks great.
Carol looks like a different person. I don't know who she is.
Well, she's been running. She's a marathoner. She looks basically like her hair.
She's basically like a non-drug taking non-bicycling lands arm strong.
Vitamin B is a drug.
I also have to applaud the Kabuki makeup artist who came on board this season
decided to give half the cast Kabuki makeup. That was a very...
It was a good balance.
Like, listen, we have someone in black base.
So let's give everyone else Kabuki makeup.
No, why not have a king in my season?
Why not?
Why not?
Like, let's just like put like a nice layer of white makeup on
everyone's faces.
Everyone look, everyone looked like they were like rejects from spirited away. You know. They're all bad
Japanese drawings. Those are not bad drawings. I just mean, you know, they get some spirit
on their way. Get some spirited away fans in here. You never know. I'll say that to you. You
see show. It's so funny. The things you'd say, and I say you as in like generally like between the two of us, like you you like the we would say something and man. You never
knew what would get like a too much. I've got a joke about a couch, I think. Oh, I
said something about about Carol Reapolz, when you were couch, and people like, oh, I know
people root for some odd stuff.
At the end of that show, people almost revolted.
And I don't even know what they were talking about,
but there were some tables about to fly.
It was something about Erica.
The Erica Jane question really caused some room.
I felt like I was in a testy session of parliament in England.
I felt like people were going to start being like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Except it's housewives, so everybody's a wig party.
We have the wig party and the weave party, okay?
Yeah, exactly.
So anyway, we'll get to the weave jokes.
So anyway, so I watched this on the airplane, which was exciting for me, because I felt special.
The guy next to me, he was watching Mother's Day. He voluntarily downloaded that and watched it.
I was like, why are you watching Mother's Day? With like, animals? No, the like, ensemble movie with
Julia Robertson, Gate Hudson. You know those, like, there's like New Year's Eve and you know it's like New Year's Eve and For Christ's sake what all you know those those movies about holidays
Yes, you watch like Mother's Day and he was cracking up was like Jason's today
Guess gets out of a minivan and he was like the row was shaking. I was like what?
And then he goes directly from that to
It comes at night or whatever it's called. I was like how do you go to from Mother's Day to a zombie apocalyptic horror movie? He had to put it up for the
row. I don't know what it was like. I was like, listen, you're in a safe space. I'm
watching real hassles in New York City right here, right next to you. I wasn't. I
watched it. I had three hours at the airport. I was like, hey, Mary, I was like, hey,
can I get late to check out and they're like, sir, what time? And I'm like,
three, and they're like, no,
the operator laughed in my face. Not only one, and I was like,
230, we started doing this bargaining thing. And then I just
ended up leaving, you know, with three hours to go to the airport.
So I had a nice long time to take some notes.
Oh, that's, yeah, me too.
I was on a plane.
I had nothing to do but take notes.
And to do that precarious balancing
of a cup full of ice, because they give you a little cup
and you drink it.
And then you have to wait 45 minutes
for the garbage to come around.
So I had my laptop and a thing of ice.
And one wrong move, this ice is spilling on my laptop. Can have that happen also also sorry another tangent see this is a late night sleepy podcast
when you get the tangents tonight um you know what I didn't mention in in DC what I can't believe
I didn't mention this I say it well I obviously I talked to that I said the kimpton but it wasn't
just the kimpton I said that come down Madara I was like I can't believe I'm staying at the Tokamadera version of Kimden's
Kimden like it robed hollied rob wanted the Kim to Madera, but he did not make out with the hostess
And he wasn't even thinking about it. I know because he was telling me my thoughts
Oh hold on I'm just catching my breath. I don't know why what was I doing nothing like I literally just walked in the door and sat here
I'm looking over my notes like you can do different altitudes
So Ramona happening Ramona is like yes, I'm still doing my apartment. Okay. I just staff here. It's very important
She's like I don't want to be in or here. Okay, but you know what?
I really don't like this here and it's like a little piece of paper on the ground like Ramona Ramona is a fucking nightmare of a human being. It's like this is our first
scene and she's yelling at a bunch of fucking construction workers for there being a piece of paper on the
ground. Yeah. Well, this is a minor thing. Okay. I don't be able to. It's like, you know, I got to like, I
don't like want this rolled out over here.
You know, I got it like I don't like want this rolled out over here.
Look, I'm sorry, I was just going to say I would have stopped myself from being anal, but you know, that could have saved my marriage. So next time I'm feeling anal, I'm just going to do
it. You know, that's not what they meant, right? So basically as this show opens, as you are alluding to, we're getting a little bit
of a snippet of what everyone's doing in New York City.
And of course they score with this accordion, Argentinian jazz, bossa, something or
another, whatever.
It's like that music that plays at the Beverly Center parking structure where it's like,
welcome to Beverly Center. Please get validation and use it in this machine here.
Thank you. We're already stuck in a fucking nightmare of a garage,
and we've just opened the season, okay?
Is that exactly what we got?
Ramona's holding a take a Zanax mug, which I liked.
Oh, I didn't notice that. That's funny.
I just like, she's like, it's my brand take a Zanax.
Brand, I hope she got that that's funny. I just like that she's like it's my brand take a Xanax brand
I hope she got clearance from Xanax because here's one thing I do know if we wanted to put a Ramonaism on any watch our crap
It's merchandise she would probably come after us. So I hope she got Xanax cleared because she would then know what we deal with okay
You don't know what I sleep through at night, okay?
And just give her all the varicose chain flies.
I know.
I'm like, whoa, I might have junk, but you know what?
I'm sorry, I can't get on a junk book.
I don't, I don't sell and junk.
So I'm gonna be on a boat.
I want to be on a high caliber, okay?
Sorry, not sell and junk.
I'm sorry, I'm just not gonna sell and junk.
That's just how it goes.
Okay.
So we go over to Sonia's and she's going through costumes with a purple dog and
she's like sexy is always good. I'm like then where are you picking out like the
it costume? Like the it clown. It's like a little ballerina girl. I just I feel like
Sonya should never yes more pickles is there like in the prior to the
Caribbean with one of those battery operated flicker lights. She's she's trying to cook the dog to let her
give her the keys to get her out of the jail so of the basement. It's computer
number three. She's like trying to get computer number three to hand her a key
to the bars. I've just said we didn't get to see her take out costumes from the
basement because I really need to see what's happening in that basement this season. That's all I really care when the said we didn't get to see her takeout costumes from the basement because I really
need to see what's happening in that basement this season.
That's all I really care when the new season starts.
I need to see the basement.
I need to see if she's still got the old labels for the mannings from like 1972.
Well, she's got like 10 different Frankenstein costumes and by that I mean not the Frankenstein's
monster.
I mean, she's basically takes parts of old costumes and so is the Montenew costumes.
I got three mummy costumes. This way of one breaks. I can have more toilet paper for it.
You know, oh, so, you know, so then by the way, in her dog, wait, do we talk about her
dog? Her dog was rolling around in like a pile of rusts. Do you know what does she do
to that poor dog? I don't know because it's not even like that cute pink guy. It's not even Vanderpump die where it's like.
It's like a little pink round.
Yeah, he's like velvet cake colored.
I think son, you just like drops him in a pot, you know.
She probably does the old school die, you know.
Yeah.
So yeah, so now we go to Bethany with a glam squad.
And she's just already talking about something.
She's like, yeah, there's like 700 people going tonight.
Like I have to speak.
Yeah. Like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, squad and she's just already talking about something. She's like, yeah
There's like 700 people going tonight like I have to speak. Yeah, I'm like, where's Beijing? She's like I'm speaking at the museum on natural history
Okay, I'm like I don't think anything on Bravo has a natural history. So I thought that was pretty funny
It would be funny to see Bethany is like the evolution chart, you know, just like the different Bethany tins throughout the season
I'm just like I immediately justany Chins throughout the season.
I'm just like, I immediately just wrote down like, what would it be like
for these real housewives to walk through the museum on natural history? It's like, whoa,
look at that whale, this giant blue whale hanging from this ceiling. Okay, it's kind of a lot. It's a Baileen whale, okay?
Okay
Lou Ann would just be a cow we have those in my neighborhood
Would you believe it is a caveman?
I'm gonna dress up as a caveman for Halloween have a that a
Black one a black cave man, cuz they're fabulous fabulous caveman
So yeah Bethany of course her first season her first scene of any season is like, Hey, yeah, what, what's the matter?
What's going on?
You know, there's seven people they're going to come.
I'm getting an award.
Like it's crazy.
Like, it's an award just for me.
It's like, it's always something.
That's what you do.
It's going to be a dinosaur.
You got to get out of the Suntium Pito.
They got a renewing the vast on there.
And then we see gets a text from Ramona, which I love. Ramona's assistant, who's probably still
being traumatized about that piece of paper that was on the floor earlier this morning.
But she gets an email and she's like Ramona, but like, no, who's at her table?
Okay.
So Ramona.
Let's just Ramona talking in the third person as her assistant. Yeah. It's me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Donna Ramona falls in the wood, but there's no one around to hear it. Is it Jill can pass a Smith fault or her father's
That's the question
This is Ramona's assistant Debbie Gibson and Ramona wants to know and
Don't get mad because this is the assistant calling Debbie Gibson
When where is she gonna sit and who's she gonna sit with okay?
Okay, you can call me Deborah Gibson, where is she gonna sit and who's she gonna sit with? Okay. Okay.
You can call me Debra.
I'm friends with Avery.
You might be confused because you'll see Avery walking.
You'll be like, there's Avery and there's her good friend.
I'd be like, no, just remember her good friend is Ramona.
Okay.
She may look like she's Avery's age, but she's not.
Oh my God.
Is that Avery?
No, it's Pomona.
So we go over to Tinsley's and now Tinsley's dog just walks right into the
kitchen, looks up at her and pisses.
And then she's like, you went into wrong place, but she did not walk your dog.
Okay.
When the dog comes right in front of you and B's right in front of you,
that's really bad.
She's never going to be able to have children.
Okay.
Her children will just be left in that crib and have a flathead forever.
Yeah.
Sending your dog down on a trip on the dumb way,
it does not count as walking your dog.
Okay.
You know what she does that?
She's like, okay, time for your walk and like close a little shaft.
It's like seeing like a minute.
It's like, it comes back. It's like, it comes back.
It's basically like the scene in big business with Duke.
Do you?
Tensley Pomona found you talk.
Wait, now Ramona is calling on behalf of Pomona.
No, Pomona was calling.
Oh, Ramona's assistant.
Oh, I thought you said that Pomona found the dog.
You said, yeah, Pomona found it. She's
like, Oh, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear Pomona. This is the second assistant now. This is Deborah Gibson,
the second assistant. Hi, this is Deborah Gibson, the second assistant. Pomona is very busy because
her boss Ramona is so busy all the time with so many social obligations. So therefore, me,
Deborah Gibson is here to pick up the slack. We found a little dog in the
dumb waiter, okay? If you don't come downstairs and get it right now, we're giving it to Tiffany, okay?
I love it, Deborah Gibson. Tiffany is in Pomona. Tiffany is every assistant.
Tiffany in Pomona.
Tiffany is a resistant.
Come on.
Come on.
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You skipped a vital scene.
I did.
Yeah.
Just you see Carol just like running through the streets.
You know why?
Because I wrote car runs because it's like the first and I was like a car runs.
Like, what am I taking notes on the traffic now?
Which was actually was more of an interesting idea than watching carl run.
Exactly and then we saw first of all this made me very happy I'm sure we've already seen it on
the show many times but this time it struck a chord with me before we like to establish we're
going to different displays we saw an external shot of, I guess, I was supposed to be here building. I'm not sure what I do know.
I'm fairly certain about this for those of you who are like me,
big fans of the city, formerly on MTV,
or I mean, formerly in existence, it was Whitney Portzold
building with the balance.
Yeah, maybe very excited.
I was like, oh my God, I love that show, the city.
Anyone out there that would do.
I love how Palermo was evil. They need to. I love the player. I need to be
back on our television at some point soon. Oh, well, she's still
does stuff. She's still around. Not an app. She'll wind up on
this show. Listen, she's going to follow tinsley right on to
this show. But anyway, she's going to be a player. Oh, why
did you be on my rug?
So then we then, so as you were saying, we now go to Tyrinda who is talking to several
severed heads around her apartment.
Yeah, they're all in jars, which, you know,
I can't believe she didn't start crying about Richard.
It's like, if there's change, she cries about Richard.
If there's a half-filled balloon, she cries about Richard.
But if there's literal severed heads,
she's like, there's just half-filled balloon, she cries about Richard. But if there's literal, severed heads, she's like, eh, which is not here.
Yeah, yeah. So she opens up a box. She ordered for Halloween. Well, she's having a Halloween
party. She's like, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good person. And so she ordered Lady Gaga's
famous bubble dress from like 10 years ago. You know, it was like the little hamster balls all around her.
So she found one online, but what she didn't realize
is that it wasn't a Lady Gaga dress.
It was Lady Gaga dress kit, which means assembly was required.
Yeah, it's a leotard in terrariums, basically.
That's some cleanness that he got
and making a living off of.
Exactly.
She's like, yeah, I have you how to be party.
And the team is famous people dead of alive. I'm like, yeah, I have you how to be party. And the team is famous
people dead or alive. I'm like, that's just famous people. No, yeah, she said the
team is people who are famous people who still alive. I think it's still alive. I think
it was dead. No, it's a dead or alive. Oh, yeah, because then Amelia Earhart's dead. Well,
we don't know actually. Well, we don't know. But Lucille ball. I'm fairly certain that
Lucille ball died in 1989.
Yeah. I just wrote down the wrong instructions and then watched the rest of the show and then still
was confused. My god is really good to see Lucille and Ricky still together. And so Dorenda is like,
she's looking to this box or package and she's all these like, terrariums as you just have, have plastic bubble thing. She's like,
did he just in a dress? This is a bunch of bubbles. Yeah, but like,
I'm just, hey, listen, is this the middle? Is this small? Can I speak with Lauren? Yeah. Yeah.
Snooki. Listen, he shows you having a family reunion tonight and I got bubbles to put on my
Gaga. Okay. Oh my god. It's all coming back together to the hills because
the first time we laid eyes on Lady Gaga was once you appeared on the hills when Kelly Catron was like
There's this woman named Lady Gaga who's gonna be performing at this club at Lauren you have to zipper with the back of her crazy outfit
See, oh, we'll circle wow
God we've been on this earth a long time. We really have.
We remember the pre-Gargar day.
So there you go, guys.
Yeah, pre-Gargar was prime coutron.
So.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Bubble.
Dress.
I remember when you were in LazyGargar,
was Dr.Gargar.
God, well, a good dentist.
So she's the queen of course is like to render medley of course said it to me. We will glue them on girl She's like, let me go. Thank you so much. You should stop selling these kids so seriously
So museum of natural history. Yeah, me a break. Yeah, me a break
Reggae of a BGI God, dress kit cat bar. I have to meet one but you're not lady right
off of me. So, uh, museum of natural history, breath, and he's
like, what are you going to run that lady over? Yeah, because
she's with her, um, her father figure. Um, Kevin's name,
Kevin the chauffeur. He's like, I will be your father figure, put your tiny cash in my wallet.
It's like, listen, Papa, don't preach, okay? You know what? How about try Sarah tops a little less?
Okay, get it. I'm a nationalized museum. Try Sarah tops. Get it. So she's on the red carpet and we
get to get caught up with everything that Bethany's doing in the world
and helping her helping Puerto Rico and helping Houston and she's like I mean
it's contagious it's like you're connecting and then you're like oh my god
now how can I not help like what am I gonna just sit here what am I gonna just sit here
and like you know talk about Hillary's goddamn emails for the rest of my life
it's like there's already so much trouble brewing here yeah because we're
wondering already like why isn't Carol here? Why
isn't she magic Carol? Like what's going on? Exactly. She's like be strong. Be strong as my charity.
It's for women. It's for women and families in crisis. And I was like, but wait a second. This
is a crisis. It's like, it's like literally like a hurricane crisis. And I was like, wait,
I can be a crisis mode. So I'm I'm I'm turning into a random. I'm like, yeah, she's
so she's like, well, Puerto Rico, like, there's a hurricane, Puerto Rico. And then I was like, yeah, she's. So she's like, well, Puerto Rico, like, there's a hurricane,
Puerto Rico, and then I was like, don't go there.
Like, that's not when you spoke to your boss.
Once we go there, and I was like, that's what I want to go.
I want to go. I like going to Puerto Rico when it's like,
hurricane down, like, I love a hurricane.
I love a hurricane in Puerto Rico.
So there's nothing to go.
Why wouldn't I go there?
Like, it's like somebody telling you like, oh, hello, Mr.
Fireman, don't go to the house to some fire because it's on fire.
Like, go to a house to snollow fire.
Like, who does that?
Like, what do you do?
You can just sit around in the suit. She's a fireman. Like, that's, that's because it's on fire. Like go to a house to smell a fire. Like who does that? Like what do you do? You can just sit around and eat sushi as a fireman.
Like that's ridiculous.
It's stupid.
Yeah, like a hurricane has a knife,
what's like a cyclops, like a cyclops,
like a windy cyclops, like that.
And I'm like, what's going on?
What's the matter?
Like literally kill me right now.
Like I'll see if you tell me about the eye of the hurricane
one more time, try to maybe think
that the hurricane is gonna eye the hurricane.
You can see me.
I can see the hurricane.
I'm like, the hurricane is looking at me.
That's what I'm trying to tell me.
Literally just like kill me right now.
Kill me right now. Just put me down on the beach and just let my throw the sea shell. like, the hurricane is looking at me. That's what I'm trying to tell me. Literally just like kill me right now. Kill me right now.
Just put me down the beach and just let my
throat see chill.
I actually want to help hurricanes.
Like they need help, you know?
Like I want to help women, hurricanes.
It's contagious.
I want to help women, hurricanes who have bad eyes.
Like that's what I'm here.
This is real, okay?
This is a hurricane crisis for women.
This is a woman's hurricane.
It's it's it's it's it's wind.
She's like, and that's this is where this,
that's where these hashtag, this is a crisis shirt came from. That's where they came from. I mean, I'm sure you're seeing them everywhere
But that's where they came from. It's like wearing a shirt
So we see we see all the cell phone footage of her
Helping out and then I wrote down
Ronnie is going to accuse Bethany of staging all this
I didn't how do you like that?
I'm very impressed. I really thought you were going to pull out a conspiracy theory.
Nope. I don't have one.
So it's already disappoint you.
Beth is doing something good for the world there.
I should really tell your friends. Tell your friends there.
I should really was doing major stuff. And she's like, yeah.
Like I started off as just like a thing. I went down there.
And then all of a sudden,
like we got a warehouse toned.
I didn't even know how I did this.
We got planes, we got barges.
I don't know how we did it.
We're still doing it.
And then they cut to Ramona.
I'm like, and then there's Ramona.
Not doing it.
Definitely not doing it.
Ramona's like, whoa, she's what I did.
I went and got shoes for myself.
Because now that I better shoes I
Can be more comfortable and I can think about donating now
Yeah, Ramona's like I did everything I possibly could she gave $3,000
It's like come on Ramona. That's nothing for Ramona. She should have sent in Mario or something
But yeah, Tensley, it tends to cracks me up
because she's at least honest.
She's like, it is amazing watching her
with all of these crises.
She's like, I've been watching on Instagram
and it's like, great, it's really great.
At least I'm not faking it on this show.
It's like, well, Bethany won't return my calls,
but I do see her on Instagram, so good for her.
I sent her $10,000 and got a really killer tax break.
So here I am.
I don't understand why Bethany always
talks about crises.
I mean, like, she doesn't even help me when it's like 130
in the morning.
And like room service is shut off for the night.
Like, that's a crisis too.
I know.
She's worrying about crises.
And but she's always telling me not to crisis.
It's not fair.
It's not fair. Yeah. She's worrying about crises and but she's always telling me not to crises
Yeah, Ramona was like I gave his generously as I put like what do you think some of the things are that Ramona donated?
Puerto Rico I think her check bounce. I don't even believe that her check went through It's probably just like one of those back of the back of the checkbook checks, you know, they don't actually work
just like one of those back of the back of the checkbook checks, you know, they don't actually work.
Whoa, now I hear it's really wet down there in Puerto Rico. A lot of things have flooded, so I'm gonna donate a crate of Ramona Pino region, which is extra draw. It'll see you.
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I like it, it's just like the idea of Bethany walking around a screen and get crises.
So yeah, so basically where this all ends is, there's this big gala and it's like
Know what it's a big gala and I'm proud of Bethany because she's speaking without bleeding all over the floor and
Yet I think it's a little strange that Carol isn't here. What's up with that?
She would be the first person in five normally, but she's not even here. What? Happily.
So, uh, Tarantha and Tarantha and Luanne, so the Wanko's ever to Tarantha's house.
And she's like, Oh my God.
Like, you're going to wait.
Look at you, little girl.
You're the little girl.
Killing here.
Uh, she's like, well, we really don't see each other often enough to
wait.
She's like, well, you can move to the burchers and you can come live with me on the weekends. We can be like girls, you know, just girls doing girl things together. She's like, well, you can come to the Hamptons to poor person.
Yeah, Dore, Dorenda wants Lou Ann to come to the burchers and that way they can hang out and wear calfchans around the house all day
Which is this is not the first time that to Rinda makes some very specific plans with her with her lady friends
But exactly planning on doing gray gardens with that for goal. Great gardens. Yes, or goal, which is so to Rinda
So now this is our first Luan scene of the the season. And it is just great. Like every
sentence that Looan says is almost like our impersonation of Looan, you know, because
she's sitting there. She's like, I never thought I'd be here, but here I am divorced.
What a whirlwind. You know, Adliners on and when I look back, I see warning signs and
what Bethany said just haunt me. So, well, that's, that's feeling, that's Halloween.
Me?
I look as Bethany said, right next to you.
How spooky.
How spooky, there's warning against Tom.
It's so spooky, Bethany, haunting me like an old house or an old penthouse, which is what
I used to live in.
It's like that time I hit a deer in the cul-de-sac and then realized on my way when I was backing
up and leaving the scene of the crime that there was a picture with the deer on it in the
road.
I just never do what those were for.
God, I'm learning to see the signs everywhere I go.
Do you ever see that movie?
The penthouse song, Haunted Hill.
Let's basically what my life was like for the past two years.
I'm the tote-dote bird who wouldn't understand that it was actually a haunted hill.
Who puts a panthouse on a hill? It's what I'm unnecessary, really.
The haunted wraparound balcony on Tom Tom Hill.
So, uh, yes, he's like, oh, well, you know, I've suffered.
You know, Durand, I've been suffering to Durand, I've just been suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer, suffering, suffering.
I, I suffered a lot.
I mean, I really suffered a lot.
I, I couldn't stop this merry go round.
And by the way, there was something about this divorce that made
Luanne's Connecticut accent really come out because she was really like
sorry. I'm so sorry.
And then one of my favorite things was,
she was describing the fall of Tom
and we got to see a wonderful montage
of them falling in love and it just all falling apart,
which was great.
And she was like, ultimately the last draw
was really the lack of lack of respect
The respect it wasn't there or ESPCT Holorin costume
I feel an Aretha coming on
So she keeps mixing her metaphor she's like you want to hear something? No, she goes
Water it was tumbling in.
That water was just tumbling in and I couldn't breathe.
I was in the poor section of the Titanic.
And just couldn't breathe.
I went through a lot.
I suffered.
I suffered to finish again.
Well, you can keep running back to town.
She's like, no, well, hold on.
I think about it.
Maybe not.
Well, not running because Carol's running now.
And I don't want to seem like I'm cropping or
like Beth need to do with my hair that time.
Uh, Durinda Durinda in her interview tells us, you know, um, she's like, I don't think
time's a bad guy.
I just, I just don't think time should be a married guy.
And the only reason why I mentioned that is that she was totally wearing a velvet revolutionary
war soldier blazer. I was like, okay, the Hamilton craze has
gone too far. Yes, time to stop guys. You want to hear something? You want to hear something?
Sonya. She goes around saying, I'm dating like crazy. Would you believe it? Sonya of all the
people. Sonya. I don't appreciate that.
But you know, I did hear from all the girls, except you won't believe this.
Carol, nothing. I've heard nothing from Carol.
Yeah, that's a shock.
Yeah, I think we're all waiting for Carol to go.
I love to tell you something else about Sonia.
When she found out I was getting divorced, she sent me a text saying,
Oh my god! That was her making fun of Sonia's accent oh my god and then she
started sucking down mayonnaise from 1973 who has that she said she said
emoji of a man working on a laptop. I didn't even understand it. I told her, stop sending me eggplants, Sonya.
I was so confused.
So I sent her a Christmas tree back.
I thought, maybe that might shake some sends into her.
And she had the nerve to send back an apricot.
Oh, so Bethany, so then we get the other girls, because she's like, I
simply can't believe that my good friend and close colleague, Carol
Ratzaville wouldn't even give me a text, not even a text and to
really go, not even a frame.
No, she's like, he not even framed him.
I'm like, well, I thought we were good.
I thought we were good.
And then we cut to Carol.
And she's like, we all understand the reason she got divorced.
We just don't understand why she got married.
I'm just constantly thinking of Carol dresses
a million-hour heart.
That's like, she finally landed on her perfect look.
Because every time we reference Carol,
I keep imagining her with a little aviators hat with the glasses.
Yes, she's always like lost
She really does look good with a shower cap type like I think that really worked for her. It's a nice. It's a nice touch
So Ramona they're cutting to all the girls and what their thoughts on this divorce every woman is like oh my god
It's like waiting for a train for it to happen, you know like like, you know what's gonna happen? And then you're just sitting
there and you're waiting. My favorite thing to do, to go down to Grand Central Station
and wait on the platform, be like, okay, okay, train. I'm ready for you to wreck. It never
happens. Very sad. It's very long this time. I make Pomona wait to wreck. And it never happens. It's very sad. It takes so long this time.
I make Pomona wait for me.
And then when she sees the wreck about to start, she text me.
But it's really hard because I live on a very high floor.
So getting back down there quick enough.
It's really difficult.
I'm like, Pomona, check out your webcams.
How do the train tracks look across the metropolitan area?
It looks like there are any problems.
Is the ghost of
Casey Jones out there? Good. He's not. And then Beth and he's like, well, you know, you can count on
death taxes and Luan getting divorced. That's pretty much that. So, and yeah, the best analogy,
of course, she was like, yeah, remember that camel back in Morocco, which is funny because we were
talking about that last night. And they show the flashback of Luan getting thrashed around on a camel. Again, another great
passage to Luan. And she's like, yeah, their relationship is sort of like that.
Yeah, maybe she's just supposed to get on a new camel. It's like Sonia, please don't
stop drinking. Yeah. Yeah. That's a general letter to this entire cast. Okay. So
I'm by the way, Sonia's Kabuki. Sonia's Kabuki makeup was really out of control.
That was it wasn't even Kabuki makeup. Someone just came with like a paint roller and
just like sure, Sherman Williams, Sherman Williams, Sherman Williams.
Sherman Williams.
We found the famous paint.
And it's so rich on the shot so sunset
Paint
It's a paint maven
Paint paint Miss Behven
So oh that's a perfect idea for a costume
Oh what a grand idea
I'm going as Nell Carter from Ait Miss Behven
I mean she's a singer I'm a singer you know
And then Midway through will have a costume change
I'll be Nell Carter from give me a break as in
Seriously late is give me a break Carol and then I'll drop a little dust buster in the fish tag. It'll be hilarious
Wait a minute. You think that's an appropriate fine. I'll be Nell Carter from Annie on Broadway reprise
Fine, I'll just be surely from it's happening or whatever it's called what's happening I don't know it's
just Halloween costumes I'll be the entire cast of 227 they all say right to you a
she sounds so innocent I have to go with a singer right can I get an A man no literally I would
like an A man costume please now are you the preacher the dry cleaning maven?
I'd like to be Raj Ryan. I'm getting my sermons confused.
Over at tensley's hotel apartment, which I just love that kairan. Tinsley's so telepharmate.
So telepharmate. She's like, hi! Could you send me some short cutie we I don't know if I said that right
And then the doorbell rings and she opens the door. It's Carol. She's like hi. Oh, I thought you were the cheese play
But oh my god, this is almost as good
Girls like
Hi.
I'm here. She's like,
doesn't it look different here?
I added pillows and picture frames.
I was like,
you still haven't taken your dog out.
Okay.
I'm now counting.
She's like, I am such a different person now
than when I was when I lived at Sonya's,
like my hair is straight now on some days,
like a huge amount of growth.
I'm just so happy in my hotel room. And it's mine. I'm like, it's a hotel room. Do you hear'm just so happy to be in my hotel room and it's mine.
I'm like it's a hotel room. Do you hear what you just said? It's a hotel room. It's like literally
the definition of temporary not yours. They leave the lifetime for you. The cheese plate gets
delivered and Carol goes, this is your life. I just love that Carol's Rattetti to be impressed over a cheese plate.
And she's like, yeah, here I am.
Hell a weasel grown up.
And then she named her dog, Bambee.
You know, that's just not good.
Bambee's mom dies.
Okay.
And you are a Bambee's mom.
What are you doing?
Listen, she is the offspring of Dale.
And listen, Dale is any of Dale's progeny. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.
I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.
I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.
I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.
I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.
I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.
I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.
I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.
I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.
I'm not sure if you're gonna get it.
I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. I'm not sure if you're gonna get it. Dale Sudoku. Like, how can I connect Dale to Bambi? Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not that hot.
Uh, uh, dated Bambi's chief automata back in the 20s.
So let's see, their friends now.
She's broken up with Scott.
Um, but long distance.
It's just like a pressure cooker, which I don't even know what that is.
A pressure cooker.
And girls like
Bubbling inside yeah bubbling like this show is called housewives
At least pretend okay, so she's like I'll fix you up. I'm like oh geez
Haven't you done enough, ma'am?
And then Carol starts talking about Adam
and basically their relationship continues
to be downgraded and she's like,
I don't even call him my boyfriend,
but I mean, he brings me coffee every day.
I mean, some days he brings me coffee.
I've some days he brings me coffee.
I've never heard coffee used as fucking ever.
And you know why?
Because it's bitter and then you stink
for a long time.
I'm waiting a minute.
I get it.
I get addicted to it.
And then she's like, you know, people,
you know, I like banging at them.
And like people say things that like, well,
Adam gets to have his cake and eat it too.
It's not fair, but then I think I like cake too.
I'm like, and this is why you and Beth and Eri no longer close.
Because you like cake.
You admit that you like cake.
Might you like cake?
Like, what do you, what do you, a cake either?
Like, it's gonna be okay.
Like, no, it's okay.
I like, like, cake, that's like,
Mata, like, like, like, like a flat cake.
Now, I want, I want to help women who are in trouble
and who can resist cake. Okay. It's like, you're like a motto dragon right now. Like, like, what are you? What is this? It's No, I want to help women. I want to help women who are in trouble and who can resist cake.
It's like you're a commoto dragon right now.
Like, what is this?
It's like you're talking about like that.
I can't.
Like, literally, you know it, but not friends anymore.
I can't.
Cake like a cake like that.
Oh, you can have your cake and eat it too and you know what?
Go fuck a cake.
I don't want to.
Yeah, take a cake to go fuck itself.
How about that?
How about you tell your cake?
Call me when you do something successful.
Okay. Yeah. You know that? Yeah, that's how it goes. Cake, cake, cake, go fuck itself. How about that? How about you tell you cake? Call me when you do something successful. Okay. Yeah
About that. Yeah, no song goes cake cake cake cake cake cake. You know what I call it
Gross, gross, gross, gross. You know, you know, it's not a good song. Why does this? I don't like it. I like cake
Oh, so let's see next step is
Ramona in a Halloween store, which is hilarious. Just looking at everything like oh my god
in a Halloween store, which is hilarious.
So she's looking at everything like, oh my God, Carol, I didn't know you were going to be here. It's like some little skeleton over in the corner.
Ramona.
Ramona literally goes, I can be the, it can be a lady of the not sort of like Mario's mistress.
We've already broken up with him.
Sort of like Mario's mistress who he's already broken up with and like caught a cheaty gun a nanny
camp guy Whoa, this is crazy
One time I was looking at a nanny camera like Lisa Brad up. I'm like nanny K. Oh
Even Ramona knows you nanny cam is
She's so so Ramona's just walking around talking to the different the different scary things like hello mr. Frank install
Good to see you keep my gun's on haven't seen you since a yo, right?
So Ramona's like Sony would wait this
Like squeal laughing and she's like I don't know what's going on with Sonya,
because we left Mexico very happy. And then they show they show the clip of them at the
end of the Mexico trip where she's like, you, you're like that train wreck that you're
waiting for a train wreck. And then you're like, why am I waiting for a train wreck when
it's the ocean? And you're retired in the ocean. A tide lot of people trying to eat you just because the kids. I need my
odys. So yeah, I think it's funny that like every season of Real Housewives of New York
starts with everyone mad at Sonya. Like what goes on in the summer? Like Sonya goes berserk
and babbles to page six and they all get mad. So when they start filming in September or October,
they're always like, I'm so sick of Sonya saying such
ridiculous things into the press like every season.
Every single time.
And then Sonya comes and you know that Sonya knows that
she's in trouble because Sonya, it's like no one is talking to
each other off season apparently or certainly no was talking
to Sonya. So when she she comes in she knows she's in
deep shit because she's like hi what's up girl oh yeah oh gosh finding you
like finding a needle in a stack wow gosh it's good to see you gosh it's good
and Ramona's like it's sad yeah cuz Yeah. Cause I was like, well, you know, I spent all summer going
here up, you know, Santa Payne, Nigerian football team on the
yacht. And of course, there was the incident where I, you know,
I qualify for the Olympics and I had to go to training.
You know, it was, it was really, it was just an onslaught of work when I won that Oscar for Fences.
So it's been really, it's just been really difficult for me.
And then I built a fence for Oscar.
It was a lot.
And then they show her tucking her stomach into her pants because she's eating a lot of croissants
because she's like, well, you know me and Europe.
Oh, I just got so fat with all the croissants in Europe.
And no one's believing her.
You know, it's like we see you on social media.
Okay. Um, I believe her because I believe I believe that Ramona was looking at her
like via. Oh, yeah.
Ramona's like, he didn't go to Europe.
Yeah. Well, you ordered that.
Ramona's all Starbucks.
Yeah. We know a Starbucks croissant.
We know what those Starbucks croissants can do to you because yeah, Ramona's like
You've been in the Hamptons and you've acting like you can't find me
But I'm down the road and specifically done the road south of the highway, okay?
Yeah
and
See yeah, she's Ramona's trying to be subtle hinty Ramona where she's like
Well, you know, I went to Costa Rica
and I juice and I got off all those meds because it turns out that the antidepressants were
making me hungry for croissants. And I haven't even seen Lewand since she got a divorce. I mean,
gosh, what's she been doing? She's like, oh, I saw her in the Hamptons, actually. You know, the
Hamptons. Hamptons, where maybe you had the place that you're calling Costa Rica, but it's actually Hamptons
Yeah, that's where I saw the
So they're they're starting off rough, but Ramona's like I need a friend, okay?
So then we go over to can by the way and Ramona spends I also want to mention that Ramona spent the entire scene wearing a black rose crown
Which was you know, it's like the details on this show.
Small details, but they really,
it's what elevates it.
The use of props sometimes, something as simple as that.
Also, we should also mention the fact that
when they start talking about Luan,
Sonia, because they're talking about the divorce,
Sonia is like, you know, with Tom,
like you go out with him, you have so much fun with him,
then, you know, maybe you fuck him,
you know, I fucked him, you were lovers. I'm like really so and you're still you're still gonna
flaunt this still yep that's our girl so speaking of flaunting stuff Carol's like well I just
picked up a semi-tracking through it across the room I've never exercised in my life now I'm
doing crosswalk fit yeah it's Carol at the gym. She's like, you know, yeah, she wasn't happy with
her body at 54 and she wanted to start working out towards a goal. So we see her working
out. We see her doing the saddest jumping jacks I've ever seen in my life. It looked like
she was lifting a grocery bag off of the jack out thing. It was like, these hands were
not going above her head. It was like a little like arms raising up three inches and down. Yeah,
pretty much. She's like, but oh, I love the editors throwing in that like 80s
athletic montage, training montage music to Carol is like, it sounded like a long lost track from Asia, you know, the band Asia,
not the continent.
It's like Rocky.
It's like yeah.
It's like yeah.
It's like yeah.
It's like yeah.
It's like yeah.
It's like yeah.
It's like yeah.
It's like yeah.
It's like yeah.
It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah.
It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah.
It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah.
It's like. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like yeah. It's like. It's like yeah. It's like. It's like yeah going to her charity thing and she's like, oh, cookie
died.
Oh, great.
This is really a fun trend right now on Bravo.
Yeah, the story is merged.
It's like how many times we have to talk about somebody's dead dog.
I feel like Bravo is trying to get me to break down on this podcast and I'm not going
to do it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Dead dogs are like the new vagina waxing on Bravo.
Like every week, it's like another poor doggy. I know it's so sad, dude.
And then you see why Snapchat stock tanked.
It's like Bethany just like crying and like, who does that?
Don't do that poor cookie because cookie has been on the show since the beginning.
And I just was because I was on the plane
And you know when you're at a higher altitude you're more likely to cry
So I I didn't cry but instead my brain went to a weird place where I was just imagining
Pink dog and cookie arriving at the pearly gates of dog heaven and that like me Lou is there in like Tina Turner earrings
and like now you must go to the Thunderdog dome to be the who's the the best dog heaven thing my
brain went to a weird place I just don't need a real well when she's a proud dog she's like well
people right and they say that dogs when dogs pass take out of the rainbow bridge I'm like were you watching Thor or playing Mario Kart
so yeah so I got a battle battle castle and save them yeah so I was sad I have no
doubt it was really sad sorry it was really sad no cuz cookie has actually you
know some of these dogs they come and they go like pink dog never really had a
moment but like I would say behind jiggy cookie is one of the most prominent No, because Cookie has actually, you know, some of these dogs they come in they go like pink dog never really had a moment
But like I would say behind jiggy cookie is one of the most prominent
Dogs on Bravo and and cookie didn't really have a lot of time in the spotlight
But was always there. I mean that was the thing and this first season of the show 10 years well yeah 10 years ago the season one
Everyone had a family in the opening credits and Bethany
just had cookie.
It was kind of like this little joke, right?
Everyone had a family that was married or was in a relationship and she just had this
dog and that's all that she had.
And it's like, oh, look at that one.
She's the single one, you know?
But that was cookie, you know.
Yeah.
Kick RAP cookie, rip cookie. So. So Durinda is getting pre-party, you know,
she's doing her pre-party thing.
Carol comes in as Amelia Earhart and she's like,
oh, Mr. Potato Edge, you're looking so good.
She's like, isn't really at Earhart.
I love Bob's art.
Are you going to mention Durinda's stylist
or makeup person?
No, because I refuse to believe that he's not working with the Queen at the moment.
Okay.
Get your asses out of your rabies, sir.
I don't know what the hell you think you're doing.
You can't just change Queens.
Luke.
Luke.
Luke.
Yeah.
Luke, aka Caroline Sanber is gay from Laysalundin.
He has crossed the pond to find a new reality star.
Because apparently he can't get a job at Prive,
which is owned by the network.
I like to think of Durinda doing Caroline Stamber's lines left.
I like forwards back with that. Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
Colleen, that's it.
Face down.
So Carol's like, well, I don't usually do Halloween because let's face it.
It's where girls dress like sluts and feel good about themselves.
That's a new one.
I was like, yeah, that's what we do too.
What's your point?
Yeah. So Durinda's like, well, that's what we do too. What's your point? Yeah. So Durinda is like, well,
she Ramona, Luang, I haven't seen highly hair. It's like playing ways well though. Yeah,
everyone's mad at Sonya. Durinda always starts off mad at Sonya. Like she's really just now,
like Durinda's, I think she's been furious at Sonya every single season that she's been on
Yeah
Now well bitch. Yeah, so she tells
Carol she's like speaking the
She said she didn't call and Carol's like everything I do is wrong
Okay, maybe she should have called all of us to call us jealous bitches for two years. Huh? Still waiting.
Honey.
So Carol has decided that she's just going to be a total cut fitness this year.
And I'm actually here for this.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
She's like, fuck this, fuck this.
Yeah.
She's like, Carrie Bradshaw is dead to me now.
Okay.
That didn't work out.
Now I just have some stinky hippie boyfriend who don't want for him as, you know, ball hair.
So I'm just going to be a bitch now.
And I like that.
That's, that's, that's the glory of being older.
You get to do that to people.
So, uh, and the lady Gaga costume finally arrives.
And I actually was like really delighted watching the joy under and
his face as she shamed into this thing.
She like walks into the room and does like a little like a little shimmy with these little orbs around her.
And it was cute, but it reminded me of a kupa trooper.
I don't know why.
I was like, this is giving more kupa trooper than it is Lady Gaga, but I like it.
I actually really like it a lot.
She just looked like a dollar store terrarium to me, but I still like...
She just looked like one of the 1000s of those commercials.
You know, when it's going to soap on like race around and they leave that's just like that.
I'm Lady Gaga. I know who's Mrs. Bubbles.
Hey, the race is starting soon jamad is the stream. The jamad is the stream.
The jamad is the stream.
Look at him, he's in his tone.
So Sonia comes in as Lucy and Ricky with the rocko.
Oh, rocko.
By the way, we're at the party.
And Sonia comes in as Lucy and Ricky.
And Rocco, poor Rocco, like mistreated abused Rocco.
He's still being dragged along by Sonia.
And he's like, Lucy.
Lucy, are you home?
I love bread.
Do you want to eat some bread?
It is all about the bread, Lucy.
And Sonia is like, you know, last year I was playing around with
Frenchy, but that was just for fun.
Rocco, you know, he's definitely playing the long game.
I'm like the long game.
How many more napkins does he have to pretend
to be like entertain by, okay?
Just, let's move this relationship along a little faster.
Yeah, it's like he's entered me for the rest of his life.
Which probably should be about six more months.
So, he's in it for the long game.
Meanwhile, Tinsley's dress is Madonna and John dresses SWAT as you may have mentioned.
And of course, John walks up to goes, are you supposed to be a virgin?
I know. It's like he only has one line is disgusting.
Yeah, it's not even me too. It's like you to you to
Yeah, it's not even me too. It's like you to you to
So Ramona is Ramona comes. It's Britney Spears. Hey, red. Oh, yeah, before before Ramona comes in I just want to say that like when Sonia and Rocco come in Sonia says she just wants to hang out with Rocco because he has to leave soon
So she's not gonna talk to anyone and then she's like, look at all the girls sitting down in the couch or acting like a click. I'm like, yeah, they're acting like cast members of a show
that you're on and you're in the click.
Why are you so angry?
She's so weird.
She's like, I'm just gonna stand here
and not say hello to them until Rocco leaves.
It's really, it's really odd,
but she knows what's coming to her
and I think she doesn't want them to scream
about her right in front of Rocco.
Yeah, and now Sony is doing that.
You know, I haven't heard from Tinsley all summer.
So everyone's doing that.
We know I haven't heard.
Did these people not know about texting or emails?
It's very simple.
And no one even recognizes Sonya because they're like,
look at that person in a non-slutty costume.
Well, it certainly is not Sonya,
because that doesn't make sense.
And they're like, what is she talking about over there?
And Sonya's just like, am I blinking like Lucy?
Am I blinking like her?
And then she's just blinking her huge plastic,
you know, I a accretrimal.
And they're just okay to like, what's she saying?
She's like, blink, blink.
Is it like Lucy, Rocco?
And he's like, Lucy.
Okay, Rocco.
I'm glad that Rocco's making some kind of effort,
but not really.
Yeah, yeah.
But to get back to what you were saying before,
don, don, don, don, whoa, you're right, yeah.
Oops, I did it again.
I played with your heart.
And we were just friends.
Oh, baby, baby.
So did you know that Ramona, I read this on our Facebook.
Oops, I did it out of control
Wait a minute. That was my costume
I'm gonna go change. I'll be back girls. So
Did you hear I read this on the Facebook group today it was cracking here that she stole that costume from the lip sync battle
She goes on really battle and performs to get somebody I forgot who and then she stole the costume. Oh my god
I'm surprised that even how to run lip sync battle in the first place, but she's still of course she's told of course
I mean that shit is hilarious. Okay, and then just no shame she shows up on TV with it
So Ramona what fell out of a trunk, picked it off the ground, okay?
Whoops, I did it again, I stole another outfit again.
Well, I'm sort of like Avery, I'm not a girl, I'm not yet a woman, okay?
Well, this is crazy, this one time was a little girl, I was like, I want to be a pop star,
I want to sing in malls.
And Geraldine Pappasimuth was like,
no, you can't do that.
You don't have a singer's voice.
You need to be home making lotions.
And to this day, I've never been in a mall.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but it's true.
I would believe that actually,
because she was so confused.
My favorite Romana moment of the past few years
is when she went on that Andy show, that dating show, love connection.
And he's like, you went to the Olive Garden and she's like, just kept bringing bread.
So much bread.
What do you think?
You know, one of our listeners ran into Portia out and about like yesterday and very
sweet.
First, she told Portia, oh my God, you got to listen to watch her crap in and second of all Porsche told her that she just filmed love connection.
So Porsche is is going to be on love connection coming up soon.
Now, Porsche's ass has been to an olive garden.
Yes. And that's why I will always be on team Porsche.
Yeah. So then since so yes, so then Luanne comes in.
Yes. As Diana Ross, a sort of problematic costume. We talked about this a
think a few months ago. And a few months ago, you know, I believe as a white
person who really is, of course, as a white man, I of course, in the most
entitled one to judge on these things. But we sort of like, I seem to remember saying, you know, it felt like
the costume rode the line, but I feel like people, she's getting a lot of flag for it. So, listen,
I, I think if you're white, just don't, don't, don't dress like a black person and just try to ask you that. Even if you go like, I think like, as black face goes,
this is as like, like, like, like, black face can get really,
really, really bad.
So I would say like as black as like, given that it's all bad,
this is the best of the bad.
But don't do it.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do, yell at you gonna do? Yellow to Tin Man now? See next?
Oh, suddenly I can't do silver phase now. Oh
Lou Ann Carol, I think have the best reactions because that is so disrespectful
Lou Ann is tone deaf when it comes to cultural stereotypes also tone death. I'm died of Ross because she's fabulous. I'm like well here's a thing.
The other thing is that like the afro was so crazy. So I was like I just didn't really know
what to make of the entire thing. I don't know. So, Luan. So, Dorenda's like,
she means like Sonia of the fuck her. She means like Sonia of the fuck her.
She means like Sonia of the fuck her.
So, Dorenda is already just shit face. It's like, here's shit face, Dorenda.
And she's getting herself so worked up. And Ramona's like,
well, you know, maybe she's just being Sonya
She's in Sonya. She's in Sonya's universe. It's called Sonya
Hey, you go in and tell her to fucking self. Okay, I'm the host of the party
That's what she's supposed to do when you walk in you say hello to the host. I'm like actually know it's not
Yes, the host kind of the one is supposed to to do, right? That's what the host does.
She doesn't want to figure it out.
She can focus herself and stay in that fucking can.
I'm like, great hosting.
And then Ramona just sort of explains it by saying, well, whoa, well, you know, Dhrinda,
Dhridu is, let's call it a spit cracker.
I'm like a spit cracker.
Luhans, that was my line. Let's call it a spit cracker. I'm like a spit cracker.
The man's like, that was my line.
That was my original costume.
Hey, when you walk in Dipper, you greet the host.
No, we walk in Dipper, you greet the host.
You walk in Dipper, you greet the host.
We walk in Dipper, you greet the host, right?
We walk in Dipper, you greet the host. So thisorenda, she's saying this over and over again,
she's like rotating.
She's literally like going around like, you know,
like five degrees, saying it,
five more degrees, rotation, rotation.
And on top of that, she's dressed in bubbles.
They're all climbing around like, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom, and she's doing it.
She's like, yes, in, when you walk deep,
I do greet the host, do greet the host when you walk in there, by degree to host, degree to host,
degree to host, degree to host,
and then Sonya just slides right in there,
degree to, oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yes, surprise.
Okay, fine.
It's so great there.
That was so funny.
I think she's just been to so many diners
that she's used to having to wait for the hostess, you know.
Yeah, I think yeah, I think she's like,
I am doing the jacket for the hostess, you know, yeah, I think yeah, I think she's like I am doing the
Checking in those this
So look at Sony is sitting there self
You don't cheat yourself, son. You guys see the hostess person and get seated
So she's like lady morning
So Sony's I was clinging to Rocco, okay, And she goes, is he afraid? Bring him over people like
So it probably was afraid you're addressed in bubbles. Yes, you're terrifying right now. Like and I love you
And I'm terrified of you right now, okay?
So let's see Lou Ann goes up to Sonia. Yeah, it's like
Sonia darling my you know, I love you So let's see Lou Ann goes up to Sony. Yeah, it's like Sonya
Darling my you know, I love you, but I don't know why I have to say this to you every single goddamn summer
Stop talking to the press. She's like baby love my baby love
Please stop talking about
We should also mention by the way that Lou Ann has a little micro like a little fake microphone
And so every time she wants to really make a point she holds this fake microphone up to her mouth mouth and goes, don't be so on cool. You broke the girl code. Get at those
in my songs. She's a lovey. But I can't buy you class.
Yeah, she's really driving this hard. It's so funny. Yeah. Her next song is going to be
called I suffered so much because she goes into this like I suffered so much thing again,
when she gets drunk because Luanan gets drunk as hell too.
Yeah.
So that's a good merry go round of emotions a merry go round.
So I think so.
And say am I right?
So Bethany comes on his Barbie and she's like, well, I wanted to be Barbie, but these drag
queens didn't my way.
So I'm like a drag Barbie Texas prostitute.
Gretchen Rossi.
Yes.
She was basically dressed as Gretchen Rossi. Yes. She was basically dressed as Regen Rossi. Yeah, pretty much.
So she starts cracking up at Lou Ames. What did she say? She said she's got the balls of a burger?
That's what I wrote. I don't remember. I think at that moment pretzels were being handed out and I was like, eh,
I'll come back to that later when I forgot to, but she was like, you got a hand at the Llan.
You know what?
She's got the balls of a hamburger.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you really don't eat, do you?
I mean, seriously, she's basically dressed like
the cake right now.
And then she like, by the way, Carol has a perfectly fine costume.
And she just starts shading it.
She's like, eh, and there's Carol.
Okay, she dressed like a aviator cousin to that. That's the fire thing. She's like, hey, and there's Carol. Okay. She's just like a
aviator cousin to that. That's the fire thing she wanted that she wore at that party. Like, that's
what that's what it's get it. What's the matter? What's going on? You like that joke? Remember that
? Remember that after she wore on that one scene once like, here we go. At least, at least for a
moment, it's happy she can show her tips in her camel style. So, you know, she wins.
I think Jesus Bethany, like Bethany is just like sunshine coming in. It's like
I know I'm walking right
You suck you suck you suck you suck you ugly you're fat and you suck by the way, I hate cake
Don't anyone doesn't cake to me ever again. Okay, I'll be Halloween
Bethany's attitude reminds me of sunshine. All the enough. I don't know if this is controversial
I thought Ramon looked really good in her costume considering she's six years old. I mean, she's like good
Yeah
Okay, well some people would like no she does and she's too old to be dressing like that, but I actually thought I thought she pulled it off
Okay, also okay. I'm rubber and you're glue and whatever you say bounces off of me
And then I forgot the rest of the rhyme because I'm wearing rubber and it's really hot.
Okay.
I'm rubber.
Okay.
You're glue.
Whatever I say, bounce off me and stick to you unless your rubber submit and then it bounces off you and bounces back onto me.
Back onto you, then to me, then to you, and then to me, and then to you, and then to me, and then to you, and then to me again. And then one more time to you when the Mario's like,
what's going on?
I'm like, hold on, we're still bouncing onto me, onto you.
I'm sweating at places.
I didn't even know I had.
OK.
So a lot of bouncing and rubbers.
I'm sweating in my tail.
I knew I had a tail.
Also importantly, around this time I had to pause,
because I think I had to get rid of my
my water cup because the trash did come by and when I look back on my screen I realized that Carol was sitting in front of a little cat skeleton. Like it was not like a funny cat skeleton
it was like a little replica of what a little cat would look like. It's like a literal skeleton.
It was like a literal skeleton like a walking cat but with no flesh or skin or anything, it was just bones
like a cat.
It's like, look, it's baby number one.
Hey, look at this baby.
How did you do the baby?
I said, we have all the accounts, not baby.
So Carol lights up a cigarette for sub-resid and Bethany is like, carry smoke cigarettes
has here.
Literally seriously smoking. Seriously? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and Bethany's like, Carrie smokes cigarettes now seriously, literally seriously smoking seriously.
Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, What a crazy non-responsive bitch you are.
You better not be spawning camels. That's a little traumatic.
I mean, have some respect.
That's all you need to do, Luan.
Just get back up on another pack of camels.
So, Dorenda is like,
Yeah, you do really good.
We get a montage of Dorenda just being like.
This is an important turning point for Dorenda in the episode.
Yeah, because she's like,
Hey, Carol, after the mayor's land,
you can come to my place and I'll get you wine and we'll
tell you, Chris, and you can sleep in my bed.
You know what else to know?
This is part of NASA.
And example, again, it's made me trust.
They're like, we'll ask go centers.
We'll ask go centers.
I'll make a chicken.
It's chicken to be a ghost.
We'll be like, let's hunt the chicken as a ghost. It's chicken to be a ghost. We'll be like let's hunt the chicken as a ghost
It's a guest chicken. I just watch chicken. I'm just a really good shot. It starts
Sam no rides. It's so good
So yeah, so then she starts telling everyone about her costume. She's like I had the guy for messing
I actually by the way I actually wrote it word for word as best like I just I had the guy for messing out
Sad in that live who did it for Anne Lee, Andy Sandberg,
you know, the NSL person made for me.
She's now working for Sesame Street.
Yeah, Adam Sandler's thing did it for me,
and bad things like,
Adam Sandler,
Anna Sandler, Anna Sandler,
Anna Sandler,
and I guess I,
and I guess I,
we just get for ourselves a lady guy in the same big guy just me to my dress.
Phil Harman, Phil Harman.
And so, Anna Sei Lee, she's a snow, I was snowing, is Anna's,
I star as Anna.
Sorry, Anna.
She's making delicious cookies now.
So then
Looanne's like well, I've spent two of years of my life defending Tom You know why because I loved him. Let's go sing karaoke. I love karaoke. I need to sing
Oh, yeah, because it's Renta's now been ushered out by John John's like all right
And I just get you out of here. So they leave and the man's like I want to sing karaoke on a functioning microphone
I know this one seems like it's working because all you can hear is my wonderful karaoke boys
But trust me. It's not working. Well, you know, I was trained in the theater so I technically don't need this
But you know, it's trained in the theater, so I technically don't need this, but...
You know, it's nice to have something to hold.
What a crazy moment in my life, right?
Two years of it. Two years of me.
Defending times, would you believe it, girl?
Two years of defending time on a crazy moment in my life.
Some people wear their lifetime for a crazy moment like this.
Am I right, girls?
Well, I've suffered so much, and Carol didn't even text me. I was upset Carol. You didn't even text me
I was suffering
I was suffering right there when Carol can a text and you know why you know why I suffered so much because I loved him and I loved
Carol we were in a good place
Carol's like shut up. We were in a good place. Carol's like, shut up, Lewand.
It would have, it would have been considerate.
Well, it, she's like, well, what have been considered if you
called an Adam, dumb, my ass, I mean, stop bringing me coffee
as much on a typical Saturday, day to day basis.
So, so Lewand, this cracks me up, Luanne says that she goes,
the simple fact is you could have been a woman with a heart and soul that says,
Hey, I understand what you went through. That's heart and soul, baby.
It's my new song.
One, two, three, four.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da call heart and soul, baby. Why don't you take the nuts, rad?
So well, you were a reporter once or so, you say.
I'm Ramona.
Okay, so then, then, she's like, the, the, the Wankas.
Well, hopefully, hopefully Carol can get over the top of the
world.
I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to
say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm Ramona. Okay, so then, then wait wait. She's like, the, the Wankos.
Well, hopefully, hopefully Carol can get over the top of this.
Because I don't live in the past, like some people.
Some people who don't text me in the past, but that's over now.
I still don't have a text, and it's the present now.
But you know, I'm not going to worry about the past when I didn't get a text.
I'm worried about the present, where I currently still don't have a text from Carol
I don't live in the past. I only addressed like I live in the past
I'm like your dress like a 70s icon. So Carol like well, I'm sorry. I should have reached out to you
She's like I and she's like you didn't reach out bad. I'm sick. I'm sorry. I didn't I I'm sorry about that. I should have I'm sorry
Well get over the top of it Carol
Hey, I got something to say I got something to say
Huh, so I was about what's going on. Okay, so I'm rich. So guess what I just got I
Yeah, I got an investment property in the Hampton. I got right on highway there like right in the middle highway
It's like actually the median and building a little tiny house in the median there.
This can be really big.
And I was like, whoa, in South Hampton,
or in any of the Hampton.
It's on Montacroft, it's on Montacroft.
It's on Montacroft.
South is the highway is preferred.
Okay, Bethany.
It's like, oh, see, you bought on the highway?
Who wants to live on a highway?
That's like the craziest thing.
You know what I say? If you want to live on a highway, That's like the craziest thing. You know what I say if you want to live on a highway
Who cares? Sorry, that's me, okay? Like you can live on a highway. I don't want to live on a highway
It's like standing around waiting for a train crash on a highway
Who wants to live on a highway?
Everyone wants to live south of the highway or under the highway is possible, okay?
I'm sorry. I would all say is
I would never boy on the highway. That's me. Sorry, sorry, that's just me.
And then Bethany is getting so pissed because he obviously did buy this like right
on the right on whatever he's right on the highway. Yeah, and Ramona is never
going to let her forget it. So Bethany just get so mad she's like, I'm glad I got your approval Ramona. That's great
Yeah, it's on the south side of the highway like what do we want? It's on the south side of it. Okay, that's that's that's the highway, okay?
Slid really into spaghetti bowl, okay? Yeah, like
So Ramona's
I'm like you she's I'm like you, she's, I'm like you, okay.
I'm entrepreneurial and she goes,
now, now,
and she goes,
what ever,
she goes,
what ever,
Bethany,
what's amazing.
Bethany is getting so mad because basically,
because at first I was like, why is Bethany getting so mad?
But essentially,
she's mad because Ramona is going on national TV and ruining the
listing value of this flip. And by the way, of course, because I am concerned about these
things, I immediately texted my friend Neil, who is also a realtor in the Hamptons, and
I was like, is it true that people want to live south of the highway? And he said, yes,
it actually is true because it's closer to the beach, okay?
Okay, you want to live on a freeway, go ahead, okay? Being on the highway is not south of the highway, it's just not.
Sorry.
The way I'm like, let's go riding on the freeway. That's a lot of pink cattle like. Listen, we can exit south the freeway if you want.
That makes you feel any better. Okay, so let's see here. So you guys are doing, you guys
are doing so well. And the way it goes, oh, you're getting along like a house on fire.
Oh, ladies, get it. It's a house on fire. This house is on fire.
hashtag your year.
Um, meanwhile,
Balbethan is yelling at Ramona.
She's also simultaneously gathering up all of Durrinda's little bubbles that have fallen off its wooden half.
I don't know if you noticed it, but she's like stacking them.
She's like, you know what? I'm like really sick of this.
I'm really sick of, you know, all the...
I'm sick of you like degrading my property.
Okay.
It's like, that sounds the highway.
Okay.
I got, I really, I can't like it.
Okay.
What's the matter with someone else?
She can't be set from being unkind, unkind.
And she's, I have a home and Bethany goes, I have five homes.
Okay.
I have five.
And she goes, she just can't, she just can't help it.
It's like she wears a meat suit to a tiger cage.
Like she just can't help herself. Like she's an wears a meat suit to a tiger cage like she's kept help herself
Like she's an idiot. She's like you know what Bethany and she steals the microphone. Doesn't she doesn't she steals
Yeah, she steals a microphone from Luan
Yeah, she steals a microphone and she goes I believe in women I empower women and the editors are
I empower women and the editors are hilarious because they adjust the audio they add filters to make it sound like she's speaking over a megapixel like a like a Like she's addressing a rally like at the at the women's march. She's like, oh, I believe in women
I empower women at first. I was like, oh my god. Did Luans?
Microphone coming like a little speaker. I was like, no, of course not she's not carrying around. I look at it's a cardboard
She's a literally adjusted the audio to make Ramona sound like she's better rally
So that was the funniest should I've ever heard so Bethany's trying to grab the mic and Ramona won't give it to her
It's like listen to me and she says you listen you're wrong Bethany. She goes no you listen to me. No you listen
You're wrong. I'm house wrong you're wrong. I bet house just ask Pomona, okay?
She has all the steps. She's all the comps for the neighborhood and guess what?
Your house on the highway doesn't count because we don't even comp those houses, okay? Sorry.
What does Carol say? She's just like, wait a minute. A house on a freeway. She looks, come out of
Amelia. Come on, come out of Amelia. Come out of peace. Come out of Amelia.
Like Bethany is literally threatening to kill Amelia right now.
Come on, Amelia.
Like that's neat is literally threatening to kill Amelia here right now.
I remember I was like, you're crucifying me for no fucking reason. But he's like, oh, there's every reason to crucify you, which is actually true.
Jesus Christ.
Super star.
Listen, you may crucify me, but Jesus Christ was still a superstar, just like Brittany Spears.
Oh, oh, oh, I want to go. Oh, oh, oh,
do you replace a singing song on on and on? Listen, do you think it was easy for Jesus Christ to wonder
through the desert for 30 days in a rubber suit? It was okay. I'm going to check. Let's say right now,
no one believes the bullshit you spew. Okay. And she's like, I'd like when someone questions me, Bethany, because I'd like to be
educated, but Bethany doesn't. Oh God, bless these ladies.
So funny. It's like already wasted. Everybody's already
mad at Sonya. Carol and Bethany are about to go at it.
Bethany got to mix. She got to give herself a plug for every
goddamn business that she's ever even thought of. I mean, it's just classic already.
Yeah, it's such a funny way to start the season. And I actually believe that they had
stuff that they had filmed like a month earlier, but then when the producers saw Dorenda
get so all of them gets a sloppy this part of like you know what we got to start the season here this we got to come storming out of the gate because it was I can't even say like
like no one does it like these women no one does it they're just the best and that brings us to
the end of the real house of New York City we somehow made it after a very long week but guess what
it's not over because we're back tomorrow to talk Southern charm and that premier tonight
I haven't even watched it yet, but people are already saying on Twitter. It's hilarious. So
Wow
Yeah, guys, we're almost at the end, but it's getting better and better as it goes along
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