Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Cha-Charity Case
Episode Date: June 12, 2018The Real Housewives of Potomac is puts Charity up against Charity. But will anyone be more charitable than Charisse's escort? This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewi...ves of Orange County Season 13 trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Did you survive pride weekend here in Los Angeles? I sure did. I'm remained proud
Which you know is a lot more than I can say for some of the people in this neighborhood
Some barfin fainting. Oh, yeah, falling over in bushes messy-ass
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You know, also was having a good pride weekend. Kim Zolsey actually released a new song called Wig. Did you hear that?
I did I did not hear the, but I heard that she released it.
You know, you know what Wig spells backwards?
Gyo. As in Gyo. I don't want to get any more of that.
Gyo.
Gyo.
Uh, so, quick sills. We have our own gay pride coming up in San Francisco.
We'll be doing Southern Charm live and before that
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in Phoenix, and then two days later in San Francisco, it's getting down to the wire here. So if you're on the fence, you better un-fence yourself.
Yeah, because of the fence losers.
Come on.
Yeah.
Speaking of happy Tony award winning.
Oh, that's like, I knew I did something super gay.
I watched the Tony's.
Get off your fences.
Once on this podcast, no, for real, you should come to the show.
It's going to be super fun.
We're talking about Real Houses of New York next week, which I mean, come on.
And then, and then two days later, Southern Charm.
Southern Charm is so I hate to say the word lit because I feel like it's overused, but
this season has been lit.
And we have, I don't think we've ever seen this sort of response on Southern
Charm before from our recaps and all the seasons. I mean, every Southern Charm recap we're
doing we're getting people just they are they're fired up. So let's all be fired up together
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So today we have real housewives of Potomac
Oh, yeah Potomac on continuing its role of just, on it being on its role of,
of just being hilariously petty.
They finally found their voice.
I'm so proud of it.
Yes, they're petty voice, they're, they're petty charity voice.
Yeah.
And so it starts off with Karen and Ray going to someplace called Restaurant Eve, which
is not to be confused with Summer's Eve.
And they're, they're approaching and Karen's like, oh,
Hyromantic Ray, who's on a dark pathway.
I'm all for it, Ray.
I'm all for it, Ray.
Yes, Ray, you can take me to Eve, which, you know,
happened to be made from Adam's rib, otherwise known as Ray's rib.
And speaking of Ray, you're in charge today, Ray, you're in charge.
You can order for me.
You can take me down the dark alleyway, whatever you want, Ray. Don't order like that, Ray. You're doing it today Ray, you're in charge. You can order for me. You can take me down the dark alleyway
Whatever you want Ray. Don't order like that Ray. You're doing it wrong Ray
like Jesus Christ and
Yeah, Karen's like, you know when you're hands are tied because you're not a but you're not business partners
You worry about your partners. So sometimes it's good to have a dinner with your partner who has totally different
Bank account than you and you're totally unaware of what their tax issues are
You're totally totally unrelated, but you can come together with her lobster and sea bass, which is over for you
God every sentence of Karen's is like either I work like you know
I work more than anybody I know or I had nothing to do with raise crazy little misstep
Yeah, it's $11 million misstep or whatever. How many millions? It was like a lot. It's a law and she can't get away from it
because a poor waitress comes over and she's like, are you Karen and Rage?
Yes, we are. They're like, you've been served, you know.
Yeah, I know. That's your job.
And so Rage is like, so what's good here? You're like, well, we have a really good tuna tartar.
He's like, is that a tartar? Is that the uncooked stuff? I'm like, right, you're you are too old to be asking that question I'm sorry you wear a blazer every you wear blazer sleep okay
you cannot be wearing that many blazers and not know what tar tar is I don't care it's
disgusted and he's like well I've had that experience with the tar tar before and she's like that
was tarter okay it was like when we pulled teeth and there were taught her all over them baby
Why you do that? I think you're jealous cuz I'm working now and you don't have all of my attention Well, you are not working. What work? What are you working on? Oh?
You know me. I'm just career gal now like wait
You know me like nine to five. What a way to make a living right Ray?
Don't don't don't don't a ray 9 to 5. What a way to make a living, right Ray? Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
A-ray.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Ray.
Well, you know, I've started a gala called O-Gala.
For my mother and law, you know, I will work tirelessly until we find a cure for whatever
it is that we're supposed to be finding a cure for.
Yeah.
Other words,
I'm high the scenes on the Oh,
huger.
She's Oh,
huger charity.
Oh,
he called Oh,
huger.
Yeah. Oh,
huger.
It's like the Oh,
yeah.
Well, it sounds like it's like an Irish thing.
Oh,
patio huger,
but it's actually like the Oh,
because she would have like the Oh foundation or something.
Or maybe it's Oh,
I don't know.
I don't.
How about she puts the Oh and I don't know.
And she's been working behind the scenes.
AKA, you're just been working on it.
I'm like, change your semantics, ma'am.
You gotta love that she's just getting people to come
by calling it the oh gala.
It's like, okay, no, people are showing up.
Like where's Oprah?
And let's give it some gale.
And if you look at the signage later in the episode,
the ohs and quotes, like we don't really
mean this is for an O, it's actually for a Q.
Well, she had, I mean her first gal that she had in her living room is also the same thing.
It was O, and I don't remember if O, I mean, it may have stood for like one of her relatives.
I don't remember, maybe it was the nickname for someone But either way, I just love that she's like well, I'm working so hard on this on this charity gala that I'm just
mentioning now over some sea bass which by the way, I'm very happy, right?
This is great sea bass tastes like a bass. I came right from sea like a like a shoe like a shoe a leathery shoe
That you might find an outlet, but instead it comes from the sea. It's a sea bass
Oh, well bless all time or some sense. That's what we're bringing the world, Ray. And he's like, well, you have a lot on you now. She's like, yes, I know. So much pain.
No, scents. She's got a lot of scents on you. Well, I'm just trying out a lot of different
things, Ray. I am, oh, after all. Ray, there's so many forks on the table. Anyway, so my
mom, she has died.
That's yet to mention, she has Alzheimer's.
It's just, you know, it's terrible losing her.
You don't want to ever lose your mother.
It's the terrible thing, Ray.
And he's raised just sitting there just like munching on and see, Vase.
Like it's like falling out of his mouth.
And she's like, you know, I mean, I'm not going to make fun of Karen from morning to
loss of her mom.
It's terrible.
And like Alzheimer's would not wish that on anyone.
But she's like crying. And he's like, like it's like broccoli's falling not wish that on anyone, but she's like crying and he's like,
like it's like broccoli's falling out of his mouth.
He goes, we don't have to talk about it again.
It's like, oh geez.
He's like, let me just enjoy this.
And it's just like, I mean, I am just grateful
for working on my fragrance line
and launching the, oh, you heard charity line
because it's a distraction from everything
else going on in my life.
I'm like, how is a charity about your it's a distraction from everything else going on in my life I'm like how is a charity about your mom a distraction about your mom?
Okay, and
All-time has and my sense
Where's that pretty?
Where's that pretty? What was her name again? I have already forgotten her name and I was like she's iconic
I can't remember her name. That's mom
Yeah, yeah, what was her name again?
Yeah, yeah, what was her name again? I was like, ladies, ladies, not get control get control of count
She's having too much sea bath. Not not
So actually go shopping with G is next and Ashley's like, well our friend is
sitting on an event, which is a big deal to her
Which is such a funny way to ask her a gift like we have a delusional person. What do we get here? Do you have scrunchies?
Yeah, they're talking about actually on Robin and Monique's rival charity events are happening the same night and
Basically, as she's saying how when she went bowling with the Samuel's Monique was recruiting her hard-core to come to her event and they're like, oh
bowling with the Samuel's Monique was recruiting her hardcore to come to her event. And they're like, oh, whoa, whoa, which didn't seem that bad to me.
Yeah, but whatever.
God forbid you asked somebody to come to your event.
Yeah.
Just totally.
Well, first of all, she's like, Robin, I have known Robin forever.
And she was down to nothing.
And now she's up to something.
And she just keeps like every time they come on screen
it's Robins like I was poor and no I'm not and I want to show women you can be poor and they not
poor anymore and just like she is not poor anymore like people are nice. The best thing that
came out of this was a flashback to Karen because last episode, Karen was like,
no, I know I texted you saying, yes, I'm going to go. But what actually happened was I told Siri,
yay, I'm going to go see Jurassic World on June 22nd and it said, yay, I'm coming to your event.
So it was clearly a mistake, Siri, blame Siri, but then we see a flashback of Karen at that party
where Monique's like, you want to come to my thing,, I was like, oh shit, shit, I wanna go,
but I just had to rob it, I'll figure something out.
So it's like caught red handed, you know?
Yeah, Karen is such a liar.
Also speaking of liars,
Jizzo has a company called True Hugh Beauty,
which celebrates all the different shades
of a black woman's skin, which I think, you know,
good for you and that's a good business and that's why you went. And that's a good business, and that's why you went target.
That's a good business.
Now, that said, she's wearing the wrong color makeup
on her face.
There's a line on her jawline.
There's like a literal line on her jawline.
Like, what the hell?
Let me tell you something.
This is bigger than just hell.
Okay, because I was thinking about this last night
because I was actually watching your husband
is cheating on us.
And this was happening to a lot of the people there
and I'm realized it's happening on Durinda's face right now.
It's happening on Sonya's face,
it's happening on Carol's face.
It's happening on a lot of people's faces.
I think it's not just contouring.
It's like people are putting yellow on their face.
What else was I watching this weekend?
I saw, there was, oh, I was watching something else on Bravo,
full on yellow face going out.
You know what I'm playing with squarely
on one thing and one thing only.
Priv, the in-house, the in-house makeup company
that is owned by Comcast, which is why it's always showing
on these shows because it's a Comcast company
and they want to funnel people towards the Priv app.
Well, guess what?
Since Priv has come on to seeing all our favorite stars
have yellow faces, okay?
It's like this putrid yellow anchor lady makeup.
It's not right.
It doesn't look proper.
And it's disgusting.
It's like they all stuck their face into a vat of,
like, poor quality caramel.
You know, it's just, I don't, it's gotta stop.
I love your priors, I love your priors for a belly
and I love it.
Well, it's just making all our stars look particular.
So is anyone even looking at these women
before they go on camera?
I mean, they just are like, it's like those old cartoons,
like those Disney cartoons,
they show someone about to like get made up
and this usually is like some birds or some elves or whatever that to like get made up and this usually
like some birds or some elves or whatever,
they come to a lady and they just like smash your face
with like powder, it's like, and then like there you go,
you're ready, that's what Prima's doing.
Well, that makes sense actually now that you say it
because I'm like, how does it make up Maven
wearing the wrong color face?
No, it's like comp cast, it's over.
Comcast, it's conspiracy theory. is that. Comcast conspiracy theory. My
can see I like my conspiracy theories
because they are really about like
kind of like benign petty things like
I'm not one of these people that's
like Hillary Clinton had a had a
sex slave ring outside of a pizza
real I'm like that affects an
election. Mine is just like this
affects my TV viewing experience.
Which is that. I'm not taking thatid, okay? People can't trust her face.
No, I'm not, I'm not taking that off the table. Okay. So here's the thing. All these women
have, it's like a weird, it's a weird shade of like yellow, green, gold. It's, it's, it's
sort of, I, you can't even put your finger on what the color is. I'm just going to call
it a privy yellow, okay? Because that's what they all have on their face now.
It's like John Dis. It is face now. It's like John this.
It is John this.
It's like a John this.
Yeah, prondis.
So actually it's like, why would Karen turn her back on Robin?
OK, do you guys not remember two weeks ago when you all
showed up to Matt Karen's tax problems?
Exactly.
Robin kind of helped lead that charge with Giselle.
And then do you remember they bring up later,
well, we'll get to it when they bring it up.
This show has, the Shifting Aliances on this show
are more fleeting than on Atlanta.
Atlanta usually has the most amnesia about fights
and petting, you know, like people who were fighting
and something were allied up.
Like Atlanta is really quick.
This show, I mean, you always have like Jacelle, Jacelle and Karen are always going to a big fight
and it's like, Karen's my girl.
Karen's my girl.
It's like, well, Jacelle, now we go back far.
So, you know, I'll always have her back
and then they're fighting again.
It's like, do you remember?
Did these ladies remember anything?
They don't remember.
I don't know if it's just all shot out of sequence
or what, but they don't remember five minutes ago.
And I don't think they even care.
They're like, whatever.
I want to be mad about something.
And the best thing is that if the sheet is empowered,
charity brawl, where they're all just turning on women,
you know, it's like all just sitting on women,
right after your event called empowering women.
It's like, assholes.
So Monique and Chris are over there.
And Chris is like, oh, me, bloody.
Loddy, do you want to feed the fish?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
The fish are just turning belly up.
He's like, damn it, I spoke too close to the tank again.
The little brains are exploding in the tank.
Oh, I'm like utterly fascinated by his voice.
Like, I actually would love just him to talk for like,
I want to hear him talk for five minutes
because his voice is so deep and so like resonant.
I'm like, fast in it.
I just want to hear it, you know?
Baby, baby, baby.
So Kindle shows up the new girl and money is just all innocent.
Like, oh, I met Kendall through Sheree.
Some, I had no idea she was the ex-wives of Giselle's,
the ex-wife of Giselle's current girlfriend
had no idea or boyfriend rather.
No, she says she knows, but what Monique says is,
Monique says, well, I became friends with Kendall
through Sheree's, but out of respect for Giselle,
I don't invite Kendall into spaces
where Giselle will be out of respect but out of respect for Giselle, I don't invite Kindle into spaces where Giselle
will be out of respect. Yes, Monique. So respectful. So Kindle shows up and she's like, hey, what's
going on? They go for a walk and she's like, yeah, divorce is hard, but marriage is harder,
especially when you're married to someone like Sherman, you know. And then Monique is complaining
about her dog. She's like, this dog will just walk know, and then... My mic is complaining about her dog.
She's like, this dog will just walk right in front of you
and cut you off.
Why would you name your dog Zool?
That's like the demon from Ghost Westerz.
The dog is named Zool?
Yeah, the dog's name is Zool.
I started cracking up.
I was like, well, of course it's evil.
You're like, I made my dog say,
man, it's just not nice to me.
I don't know what.
What?
Names mean...
I made my dog Damien's guardian. I don't know. He's been like looking me creepy ever since
So Kendall's like oh god, I've walked in this park before and she's like, huh what you were married to Sherman
So and then she of course brings up the park thing, which is like oh my god
So then meanwhile back at the other store, Giselle and Ashley have still together, and Asher's asking Giselle, like how Sherman is going on,
Giselle's like, we're done.
He has stopped talking up to Mia, you know?
And so she...
I need someone who totally supports Mia.
Like, you totally outed him in People Magazine
after he asked you not to.
So, stop making things up.
No, no, no, the People Magazine thing,
I'm not, I don't buy that.
Like...
No, she said the fight is... Well, I know, but I'm saying, no, no, the people magazine thing. I'm not I don't buy that like no What she said the fight is well, I know but I'm saying like I'm not saying well
You totally out of him on on people magazine. He was he was he showed up on the reunion last season
Yeah, I shouldn't say how did him I shouldn't say how did him I should say he doesn't want to be in people magazine and you put him in people magazine
Yeah, but what I'm saying is like all of a sudden now he wants privacy after like he starts he's dating a real housewife. Yeah, I'm sorry. No, I'm not going to I'm
not going to I'm not going to defend Sherman on this situation. You don't need to. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you, Perth. Thank you for walking me off the ledge. I was almost about to
have a privy John does rant again. Only remember for one one of those Sherman will not come out until they found his true shade
He's like I will not be there if Prive is there like Sherman's like our imaginary hero standing against Prive
So yeah, so basically Jacelle is going on about the whole situation and as she says to us that she's not gonna tell Jacelle
About what she learned about Sherman last week, which is that he had a
Sure, he was in the park after dark with a prostitute, you know, and that's why Kendall broke up with him
So she's like out of respect for Giselle. I'm not gonna say it because she's already down as much
She's already feeling down the dumps
It's the second house vibe to say out of respect
Right, bro, which you they're also full of state. I love it
So back to Kendall and Monique Kendall's like well, you know know we broke up once before and money because the park in the dark
sit she's like yes but the thing is that kindle actually knows jazel kindle knows jazel basically
through through sharies and kindle sort of because jazel never called her to be like oh we're a
deity or anything like that
And the way the Kindle found out is that her son was over at Sherman's house. I was like oh mom your friend
Is was that dad's house and that's how Kindle found out?
Yeah, so Monique's like that's for a bit in territory dating her friends husband or ex-husband which
I don't know how I feel about that. Yeah, I'm not that good of friends. mean, what a guy gets divorced and he's completely off the market forever. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the
status of their friendship is. I don't know. I also feel like it, I would sort of be
the mindset. It sounds like Sherman's not such a great guy. And if I were kind of like,
huh, good luck with that bitch, you know, yeah, once again, we're on the show going, look
who you're fighting over. Yeah, sure. I think I've got the guys.
Sherman.
So, Ken Robin is setting up her events.
And she's like, OK, when Hooters gets here,
tell them to put the ranch on that table.
Not just this hard work.
After losing everything, then I built towards something.
And then I had nothing, but now I have something.
And I want to show other women that they don't have to go through what I went through and
To show them it's gonna cost $25
Yeah, it's all about helping women realize that they can create empires. I'm like all you've done is upgrade to a room with an on-suite
Okay, that's not an empire. I'm like you've got five more square feet in your house, okay?
Yeah, I mean of course listen. I'm going to support something that's going to say,
hey, like, if it's going to empower women and make them feel inspired to be entrepreneurs
or whatever when they tell, like, they couldn't because of whatever, you know, whatever issues
they were, the society has brought upon them great.
But I just think it's funny that that Robin is all talking about like
Empires and empowerment when like
I'm like, well, you just like
You upgraded to like another condo in the same same play like it's like it's like me being like
Oh, well, I move from a one bedroom to two bedroom
So I'm gonna have a seminar now to talk about like how you two can run a Fortune 500
Company it's like like like earn a little more.
Yeah, I don't think she really understands what she's doing.
And the Monique's effort, her charity, like, well, I'm going to raise
many against growth, you know, moles.
What are we going to do about moles?
It's like, well, that's human growth foundation.
Okay. It's not about growth.
It's about growth disorders.
Yeah. And I don't remember if it was right now
or not, I may be out of order
when they showed back and forth
the two, like both women talking.
I will say this, what was funny is that Monique
was, her big moment was basically like,
I am so honored to be here to welcome you all to this.
And now our guest of honor, our doctor, what's his face?
I was like, oh, you're just introducing someone.
You all this is because you're introducing someone.
And at least Robin, as much shit as I just talked
about two seconds ago, at least Robin, we saw her.
And she actually was like, she was trying to motivate people.
And I'm not going to dinger for that.
You know, I'm not going to talk to that.
I'm not going to talk to that.
I'm not going to talk to that.
I'm not going to talk to that.
I'm not going to talk to that.
I'm not going to talk to that.
I'm not going to talk to that.
I'm not going to talk to that.
I'm not going to talk to that. I'm not going to talk to that. I'm not going to talk to that. I'm not going to talk to that. I'm not going to talk to that. Yeah, she had things to say, you know, so it was just kind of funny that like oh this whole fight this whole thing
The monies are like I'm stepping out of my husband's gigantic gigantic gigantic shadow
Which is impressive to be it's a large shadow and it's like oh you are not like a keynote speaker
You were not you were just like thank you for coming. There's a code check downstairs
Remember to tip the valet here's the the speaker. Yeah take care of those growths
So then Sharice shows up with panty lines. I'm like, oh my gosh fucking Sharice
Is that a name of her new gay?
Like of course Sharice is wearing Grammy panties and house panty lines in her dress. So she's like
is very granny panties and house panties and her dress. So she's like,
Momink, if I didn't care for you so much, I would be at the other event because this gown stuff, this, I mean, a gown having to go by
a thousand dollars, a gown will wear.
She's just mad that she can't show off her hoverboard underneath
those underneath that dress. She's like, I have no proof. She
think coming on the hoverboard. No proof. She's easy. She's seem a little, I have no proof. I have no proof. She think coming on the helper board.
No proof.
Sherees, you seem a little bit taller
and walking a little smoother.
Oh, but you're, you're drinking forward and backwards
a little bit, huh?
You OK?
Sherees is just turning in circles, you guys.
She's like, whoa.
Something is sucking up Sherees's gown from underneath.
Her, her, her gown seems to be getting caught up on her legs.
Why why her feet glowing? So um yeah. So meanwhile we then see Rob and talk to
we guys being like we're so important to me and I feel like we can do some really great things.
I'm like wow that's some really great inspiration. Um we are so important to me.
Karen's a slut.
Go tell her, my friend.
She's cheating on her husband and she's ripping people off.
Okay, so she's all come saying,
and she's like, oh, Robin, now I feel empowered.
Now, how do you feel that Teresa's in Tierra?
I'm like, Jesus, can she just enjoy her damn hooters?
I guess empowerment does not include having the agency to choose between going to one event versus another.
You know, I guess that's what it, I guess that's what empowerment means now.
I mean honestly, don't make me take Sasha's side. She said Monika invited her first, okay? So that's that.
Yeah, she's like, well, I thought she was a very close friend.
I mean, if it's something of this magnitude, you'd want to be there to support your friend, right? Right, right?
Yeah.
But then Jizelle's like, um, let's focus it
on to a main cast member.
So Karen should be here too.
I was like, yeah, I listened to her on the phone for two hours.
Drunk Karen for two hours, she should be here.
Yeah, and then you took that information
with all the ladies and blabbed on her
and mocked her behind her back.
So five.
That's true, lady. But I mean to be fair, it was Karen. That would do the same thing. Yeah, but to be like, all the ladies and blabbed on her and mocked her behind her back. So far too late. Mm-hmm.
But I mean, to be fair, it was Karen.
That would do the same thing.
Yeah, but to be like, I can't believe Karen would act like this after I did her the huge
favor of listening to her on the phone.
Yeah.
So Ashley and Candace arrive at Robbins event.
It's like, I always forget Candace is on this show.
Like there was like a spark earlier in the season where I was like, okay, she's gonna fit in, she's gonna start some shit, but no, she's just in her own...
Her own weird track.
Yeah, so we're cutting back and forth and Candace really has not much to say.
I did like Candace. I liked Candace's reason for being there. She's like, well, Robin and I are still getting to know each other.
So I'm already close with her.
So I want to get closer to Moe. So I'm coming to with her. So I want to get closer to Monique.
So I'm coming to her instead of the price I'm close to. Make sense.
Well, she's already close to Monique, so she's coming to Robyn.
Yeah, Robyn. I can't help but notice that there's a drop ceiling and you decide not to put flowers on that.
What was your thought process behind that, Robin? That's why I came. I want to get inside your head.
Did your mother not give you enough money? That's cold.
And so, Jacelle and Robyn decide that theyacelle and Robin decided that they're going to go to
this next charity event and yell at Karen.
They're going to get a Karen's charity event later
and yell at Karen again because that's what these two do.
Sounds familiar.
Yeah, sounds familiar.
So meanwhile back the other one, Kindle shows up
to Monique's event because Monique invited her obviously and Shreece is like,
oh, and then all of a sudden Shreece goes, during the hurricane Harvey event, she invited all my friends.
And now if she has one extra seat left, she fills it with one of my friends of 18 years. Really? I'm like, okay, you know what? Last week, or whenever it was, you
bragged, because you said, Monique asked me to bring some people and guess what?
I delivered in space. I'm like, you brought those people.
Sirius is just always turning on whoever she can. She's a horrible, horrible human being.
I have to say out of all of these people that we cover on Bravo, she's one of the
worst human beings we see. She is. but you know what the worst part about this
on top of it is like it's more, she's becoming more like, she's becoming more necessary to me in
the show. Like, she's just so, like, she really is so awful, like, just really terrible, but like,
I'm starting to be like, yeah, I think I would take a Sharise over a canvas though. Yeah,
just because Sharise is like ridiculously terrible. So Monique sees that she's mad. to be like, yeah, I think I would take a Sharice over a Candace though. Yeah, just because Sharice is like ridiculously terrible.
So Monique sees that she's mad.
She's like, are you okay?
Your face.
Like, what's wrong with it?
And she's like, I didn't know you communicated with her like that.
Okay, we've breached a communication level.
You've passed a Sharice approved communication level.
Yeah, you didn't, Monique, you did not have clearance to talk to Kindle.
So yes, Sasha clearance.
So then Karen's like, well, that's speaking great cause.
This is I would be remiss if I didn't invite you to the Oh,
huger charity dinner.
You're like, what?
Is that like a restaurant in the neighborhood,
restaurant barn grill, Oh,
hugers lots of meat pies? Lots of meat pies.
Lots of meat pies.
So, money, because like this is messy, that Karen is doing that.
Oh my god.
Seas messy?
You're the one who invited Kindle.
Like, what the hell people?
So then Karen's like, well, if we're going to get down to it, I've known Kindle longer than
I've known just now.
So, look, I like open wallets and there's no mess here.
There is no mess here.
Pizzo Mahado because there was no mess here. It's been washed up.
So yeah, oh, this is one we see Monique and Robin talking at their events and then
Robin's like, I want to inspire people to become entrepreneurs and start into their own business. I'm like, okay.
She's like empires. Yeah, empires.
So Karen's now talking to Kindle again,
and she's like, oh, you have to come.
You'll guess what?
And your invitation, it's comped.
It's on icon enterprises.
It's serious here, isn't she goes,
these talk them up.
That's true.
I would be pissed too.
Especially when we then find out
the real shading that's going on here
is that they have to make their checks out to icon enterprises, which is Karen's company for her hair.
I mean, this is such bullshit. Oh my god. Karen is going to watch, but you want to talk about a terrible person
throwing an Alzheimer's event when you're taking the money through your personal business, is that is disgusting?
Okay. I don't care how you try and slice that up
or make yourself look okay.
That is a disgusting action, lady.
It's also like lazy embezzlement, okay?
Like if these num skulls can figure it out also,
they're all like, well, she just wants to get the right off herself.
She doesn't want us to get the right off.
It's like, they all figured it out.
Like, you gotta up your con game, Karen.
She goes, I love how nobody on this show
lets her get away with it.
They just start talking right in front of her face.
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So it's going through my business so my countenance can track all the funds They'll be donated to Alzheimer's association directly. I'm like or you can set up a nonprofit and have those accounts
Look at it through there too like accounts still work for nonprofits too like you can still track funds with nonprofit
Well, they call it totally call her out. There's like they're like she's doing that so she can get the big
She can take all this money from people and then get the tax right off. Yeah, all for herself
Exactly and so then they come front of her and she's like I could do my dinner any mother fucking way this money from people and then get the tax right off. Yeah, all for herself. Exactly.
And so then they come front and she's like,
I could do my dinner any mother fucking way I want you.
Thank you for coming and never ask me again.
Y'all being messes.
Y'all being messes.
Now where's my sea bass?
So then Ashley's like,
So the charity and Robyn's like,
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Amazon music or wonder yeah. He just wants to tax right off. So then Robbins at a foreclosure.
Yeah. Now I thought it was your next house. Yeah.
It's like the property brothers where you only see one room done.
And they're like, we did your entire house, but you know, you go upstairs and like you have to bus down the doors to get them open and stuff.
They just brought Robin through there just it was just like a.
Now it's gonna make a weird reverse ghost bus or joke, but I'm like yeah, not in the mood. It's just it's hard
I was like I mean it's not gonna just stick in my privilege today
You're under Robin scene so it like takes a lot more
I was gonna say that she was scaring way the ghost that's what it brought her there
But like I was like she's not scary. So what am I saying that yeah? She's basically just getting money from her mom to do businesses like let's face okay
The ghosts are leaving because they're like we don't want to learn about how we can start our own jobs like our job
It's haunting this house and you're kind of like ruining it right now. So we'll just go somewhere else
So have you noticed that every house that Robin does she's like well
I think the budget should be about 50 grand.
Like, you don't even know what you're doing. Every budget you ever had says this is going to take 50 grand, you know?
So he never do business with someone named Robin. Nothing ever takes 50 grand on the dot. Like, especially two houses in a row.
How did you have you never seen flipper flop? It's always a hundred grand for every single thing that TORIC and the and Christina do, you know?
And that doesn't even do the shotguns yeah
torque short torque I thought it'd be fun to put some of your shotguns on this back splash torque I got subway tile
so then you can't
Can be goes with their husband to look at a new wedding venue because she's like
Last time I was in a wedding venue. I left crying and I'm hoping that bringing Chris to Gaylord
More positive experience. Leave the mama drama. Yeah, I was like, okay. Let's see what terrible things Candice is gonna do now
So they get there and Chris is like listen, baby
You can have whatever you you can have as many people as you want because it's a huge room things Candice is going to do now. So they get there and Chris is like, listen, baby, you
can have whatever you, you can have as many people as you want because it's a huge room,
a beautiful, you know, glass windows and stuff. He's like, baby, you can have as many people
as you want. You just have to make cutbacks at other places. He's like, okay, well, I want
a candy table or dessert table and I'm like, you can have both. Okay, I want to have both.
And then I want to have an oversized dance floor.
And the ceiling, can we just like wrap the ceiling with a floral situation and a chandelier?
Can we have like maybe some arioles,
maybe like a flame, a fire pit that only comes out
for like three minutes and then goes away.
Can we do that?
Tiger?
Are there other cushion options, like seriously,
these cushions?
Like you are too much, okay?
So then the lady is like, well, you know, money and Chris is like, okay,
here's what we're starting with $165,000, which means they've already asked for more money from the dad
without even knowing that they need that much more money.
Yeah.
This is already a very high budget.
Yeah.
He's a total brat.
So then he starts doing math and they do like this beautiful mind.
Yeah, beautiful mind overlay where it's just like they show all these numbers going over Candace's head.
Yeah, and all he's thinking about is flowers on the ceiling. I mean, flowers on the ceiling. And the
best, this is the moment I was like, you know what, Candace, you need to shut up right now because she goes, you know what, I'm from a broken
home and I just have always felt this need to make a relationship work and like, what better
way to make a relationship work than by starting with a bang to show that you really are committed
to this relationship.
I'm like, do not mask your desire for some over the top flowers on the ceiling wedding
because you're on a broken home. Don't blame this on your mother. Like, oh, well, you know,
that's basically what she's doing. Like, I wouldn't want such an expensive wedding,
but because you guys broke up and now it's part of my psyche.
Also, she gets, she doesn't get symbolism at all. Like, the venue literally has her broken
ceiling. Like, the design of the ceiling is like pieces
hanging off the ceiling.
It's like a broken ceiling.
Like come on, look up, look up.
Well, he's not a Wednesday wedding.
Well, we don't know yet.
So yeah, sure.
Yes, and my, a Monique go for a manipedi.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I won't be needing color, bro. Yeah. So they go, there's
many petty, they sit down and there are those those spot chairs. And guess what
Monique does? She pulls out a bottle of wine from her bag. This is so her. Yeah. Like,
way to dispel the notion that you may have a drinking problem. You brought an entire bottle of wine.
Well, I only brought one and it's not a martini. So totally different. So then they she has the same disease that Karen has where she thinks she's working, which is.
Yes. This is my favorite thing about one week. She's always like, oh my God, it's been so hard doing everything for them doing.
I'm starting a blog called Working.
It's called Not for Lazy Moms.
Not for Lazy Moms.
I guess this is for drunk moms.
She's like, it's a community for moms
to talk about natural remedies.
I'm like, that's called the internet, okay.
Like, like,
like,
but totally not lazy people are doing reading blogs.
Totally not.
She's like, you know, it's you can make Jinsang drinks and stuff like that.
You know, it's like, you know, if not for lazy people, you know,
I mean, I don't think it's lazy just to go get some medicine.
I think the laziness is not getting the medicine.
So funny.
So he's, she's like, this is her date night because I've been working so hard and he's like, it's been a minute.
Yeah.
Well, this is all about new age moms, you know, we're going to talk about new kinds of remedies, you know, ginger and ginger.
Martinez.
Here's a way.
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Here's a way to remedy that.
Martinez. Here's a way are you having issues with your driving here's a way to remedy that martinis
I've been operating under your umbrella for so long. It's my city something for myself with your umbrella as money
yourself I'm out of here
I'm sick of being in your shadow, but I love your shadows money. So I'm busy now with your money shadow
Yeah, he's like well, I just want some more time
Yeah, he's like, well, I just want some more time! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, even more romantic date night, Michael, I'm actually, oh God, this scene actually got me really mad.
This guy's such an asshole. What a prick. Oh my God.
So it starts off well enough. You know, it's going to be bad because they always have like at the 30 minute mark,
they always have a date night that just goes totally awry. So,
what happens before every single date night, I can care into you behind the scene.
She's like, you might go have a date night. It's a shooting night.
He's like, Will, I do. I'd love to see you here.
Actually, but I don't want to talk about babies.
I don't want to talk about this.
That's it. Okay. And then the second the cameras are all,
she's like, what about babies?
He's like, yeah, I'm not talking about this. I'm too very
Yeah, but you know that he that's his wife. He knows because she does that to everyone you know
So the first it's like all finds I cheers to things are going well at work things are expanding whatever and she's like
So I'm like, well, I don't want to ruin them all about talking about babies because that involves copulation
I'm not there yet.
So I just made them British.
But basically she wants to have a baby and she wants to know if for sure, like she wants
to get a definite answer from him about whether or not they will be having babies.
And I'm just like, what really annoys me already about the situation we haven't even delved
into the scene is that like, he makes these demands on her, like these ultimatums about
her mother, you know, like she has to do this, she has to do that.
And yet when she said, like, hey, if we're getting married, I want to have a baby that's
not negotiable, he has no problem wolching on on her demands.
And then, but he roasts her for having a hard time with his demands.
Yeah, and they should they made a montage of him saying, well, we can have a baby when
the restaurant breaks even. We can have a baby when the restaurant breaks even. And they
show them over the years saying it multiple times. I'm like, but is it breaking even?
I know that they're alluding to the fact that the restaurant's still open. And so now
it's time to have babies. But nobody ever says if that restaurant's breaking even so I'm like I'm not sure
who's joy or who's side to be out but then he gets really really low because he's like well
if we wait it's gonna be harder to separate which is an odd which is an odd argument I guess not
for these two but then he's like well the truth, and he licks his lips and looks around, and just pretends that he doesn't have like a gaping open wound on his nose.
Thank you. I need you to push away from your mother, because I don't want you to raise your
children the way your mother raised you. It's like, wow.
Well, guess what, sir, you also get to raise the child to okay?
So like you by you even saying that aside from the fact that that's like really insulting to Ashley
It's also your base in revealing that you don't want to have any part of the rearing you were just gonna show up
Pat the kid on the head and go to sleep
Okay, yeah, pretty good. So but but it was like really obnoxious especially because it was like not
You know this was not really true. He was basically he just doesn't want to have kids for probably many questionable reasons and
You know she's cornered him
So he's just gonna lash back by putting it back on the mom situation
So like now she's gotten the mom out of it seems like she's gotten the mom out of the picture, right?
And now he's still gonna go back to mom and still make her feel bad about the mom. Like that's like, that's fucked up.
Yeah, I think it's all money because he said last week he, you know, he's still not quite
sure if she's with him for his money or not. And her resigning a pre-knop really showed
him that, you know, it's on the path of showing him that she's in the right place. And I think
that when you have a child and that negates a lot of stuff in your prenup
because whether or not you get the ale money,
you definitely get child support.
You can't have a prenup for babies.
I think it's two things.
There could be that.
I think one is he just likes having a pretty young thing
on his arm and he doesn't really want any more commitment
beyond that.
Maybe he just doesn't really see her as an equal. He just is like, I just got a pretty young gal and he's like, that makes him feel
cool. And then the second thing, you know, it's sort of craving to theorize about that. I feel like
we're beyond this in society, but like there is, there has been like a sort of like a gay question
hanging over him. And if she is, if she is his beard,
not really saying whether or not that's true or not, especially the grind rumors who knows,
but if that were a case, then of course he doesn't want, well then he, not of course he doesn't
want kids, but it's more like he's not in the relationship probably for the right reasons then,
if that were to be a true thing. But even if that were off the table, I think that he just,
he just likes having a hot girl
on his arm for whatever motive
and he doesn't want to be entangled beyond that.
He's gross.
And she's gross for staying there.
Yeah, and then he goes, don't you remember
like why we spent time apart
because you showed me the effect
that your mom had on you in relation to looking after children
It's like you putting it all on her like no
Disgusting and I guess this leads to me to my main question if you're not with him for his money
Then why the fuck are you with him? He's an asshole. He's not cute. He's some old dude with a gaping wound on his face like
What's wrong with you? So tell me it
Tell me your reason that you actually love him.
You know what I mean? Yeah. Because I was frankly right now, I'm not believing either one of you about anything.
Yeah. So then we go over to Karen Raven and Ray driving off the Oh,
huge or charity dinner. Um, where they, they, I have to point this out.
They show them coming down the stairs. And I'm like, is that an ankle monitor on Karen under her
ball? Yeah. I'm like, it do not run monitor. I don't know if she hurt her ankle or
wet but I was like girl you know that's probably an ankle monitor under there.
I've been developing a new sort of huger fit bit it goes on your ankle and it's
so committed to your fitness that the only one who could take it off is in a
proper state authority. It tracks you by your scent.
So they get there, we see Aunt Dots, we haven't heard from it a while.
And I think I saw their friend from season one,
remember they had their friend who was a lawyer,
season one, she seemed like really smart and bright,
and then she got into some crazy legal situation,
she got disbarred.
I think I saw her. Well, I saw Carson
Cressley hanging out with Matt. Yeah, that's happening.
Why is it happening? Yeah. So while they're doing that, Robin and
Giselle are having a pre-event dinner somewhere. They know they're like,
there will not be food at Karen's dinner. It's called a dinner, but in name only.
Let's stop for some chicken fingers. Well, that's good because I will not eat
Karen's chicken fingers. Yeah. Yeah. So, Robyn's like, well, what should we do? And
she's like, well, I say we get over there and you tell her about herself. You just
say, Karen, really? Karen, really? Karen, really? And then Robyn's like, well, we need to tell her about
herself. I mean, there's no apology for not coming to my event, that's fine.
But how about apologize for being a fucking liar?
And then she's all goes, yes, nobody, yeah, it's fallen for the banana and the tailpipe.
It was like, okay, good Beverly Hills cop reference, but otherwise what are you talking about?
That's what I was thinking. I was like, I know she's referring to that scene But I didn't understand how it connected to this show
But anyway, so then over at Karen's at the O'Heeher charity dinner event
Michael and Ashley show up and Michael is already cranky and this is one of those moments where I was actually identifying with him
He's like, I'll tell you if there's no food on matter here
That's me 100 percent. So this is Robin in Chisell logic, okay.
Chisell goes, well Karen warned me
that Kendall's gonna be there,
and that she warned me is shady
because she's gonna try and do something.
And I'm like, you're an idiot.
Is it her warning you that she's gonna be there
is not, it's like the opposite of shady. It's saying like, I'm not, you're an idiot. So her warning you that she's gonna be there is not, it's like the opposite of Shady.
It's saying like, I'm not doing this to trick you
and walking into a situation on camera.
This bitch has been hired by production
and she's gonna be at the party.
You know what, I can't tell.
I feel like on the one hand, you're absolutely right.
On the other hand, it is Karen.
I mean, she could have just like,
well, that's true.
Production did invite her to the party.
So, I mean, that's what we're gonna be.
That's what we're gonna be doing, Bumbleab. She's hired. They had a precinct with her. And true. Production did invite her to the party. So, I mean, that's what we're going to be.
She's hired.
They had a precinct with her.
And now she's miked up at a party.
She got hired into the cast.
I mean, I know that it's still shady
that Karen invited her at all.
But Karen calling to warn her and saying,
this bitch is going to be at the party.
Watch out.
It's a warning.
And just like that proves that she's not a full person.
No.
But I also think it's Karen.
And like, she hides behind that reasoning.
She'll text that to Giselle knowing that she can then say, oh, I was just trying to warn
you. When in fact, she's sitting there like sitting back rubbing her palms together
and excited to see what's going to happen. So and Giselle knows that. So it's sort of
hard to read. I actually don't know where I fall on it.
Well, Karen is a horrible person. I mean, that's not really the argument. Of course, she's a
horrible person. She's taking, she's like funneling money on national TV. Yeah, yeah.
She's terrible. I'm like, it's just that I think that that was actually something nice that a
terrible person did for another terrible person, you know. Exactly. So then we're back at Karen's event.
And Shreece is there with a tall hot dude named Ray.
And she's like, young guy, they like me.
Just letting you know.
My shut up Shreece.
You paid him.
No kidding.
Everybody likes to get their check cut.
Yeah.
By the way, this, our friend Momo sent us this text,
which I think that was a good time to read
Okay, it is an Instagram. Let me pull it up money
She sent us this text. So wait, why can't it open the page?
It's a gone
Okay, here it is. Okay one Shariz commented
For the Becca for Ruth that it care about who is friends with who.
I am a connector that puts people together.
The thing that I was annoyed with
with portrayed like a whose friends with whom,
or had we come friends with my friends,
I honest, how was it portrayed that way?
You said it.
You said that Sherees.
I honestly do not care about who develops a friendship.
The real issue is much deeper than what you are seeing.
It's called everything.
I normally don't respond on social media, but it bothers me when people are writing opinions
of me and my character without knowing the authorful story.
I felt impelled.
Impaled.
She felt it's like a mix between compelled and impaled.
I felt impaled to say something.
Monique can be friends with whoever she wants,
and I really don't care who she to this.
I with her the best, and the best are all concerned about it,
a lot more interesting than this.
Sending positive vibes to everybody,
kiffy faith, kiffy faith, the only thing
on the wreath of mind is living her best life.
Stay blessed, friends.
I just want you to know that that noise I made was the
sound of her hooker board backing up. Just add a flavor to it all. It's like Outs, I got
them piled by my hubbubble.
Oh, um, sorry, so nobody put those words in your mouth, You said them. Okay, and if you don't remember ask the hooker you brought he probably does
Okay, so
So let's see so Kindle Kindle shows up and trees are just shooting these angry eyes
Because you know like another one of my friends being co-opted that I'm happy to have friends with I'm a connector
But I have anything thoughtful me friends with I'm a connector but I have
everything thoughtful me here I am impaled.
Impaled is that a pun?
Is that a pun?
Is that a word?
So Robyn's like look I just want to go in and out and she's like this is the start and
the over.
Whatever she says she says something is like stupid and she's like is anybody gonna give a ship for wearing jeans
And she's like she will not to run from us and Robin's like this is not an ambush. It's a message
It's an ambition to bottle. I mean a message in a bottle
So, um, Robin, what one thing I did like was that Robin's like, I'm running my check to the Alzheimer's Association so I can get my right off. I was like, that's, see, that's smart,
that's smart because this whole thing is shady.
Mm-hmm.
We need to make sure it's not going to our plastic surgery fund.
So Shuris is telling the girls, the fifth candle, the X, whatever.
So, some in the X.
It's just like turning in three circles.
So, nobody understands what you're saying.
Look, I'm Wonder Woman now.
Wonder Thotha.
B.
Yeah.
So, the women are laughing. they're carrying a bite of a Kindle, despite saying that she didn't
want the drama because obviously she wanted.
Because Karen made a whole big thing like, there'll be no drama tonight.
No, it won't be, just like the center then.
No drama, no drama, no drama, no drama, no drama, no drama, but then she invites Kendall.
So of course she wants drama.
So yeah, Jacelle shows up and she's's like I am ready to tell Karen about herself from head to toe
Wah, the saint no half step and shimmy shemmy
It's like what yeah, and Robbins like wait a minute
I can't wait to tell her about herself, but what do we want for this again?
Yeah, they're like cool and she's, we want her to know where we stand.
This is no shimmy shamiya.
And then Ashley's talking to Karen, I'm like, I really like
Kendall and Karen's like, yes, she's very beautiful and very
intelligent, very intelligent, very, yes, she's very intelligent.
She knows that when it's your birthday, you sit at the
middle and she's sitting on the side very indebted.
And Ashley's like, but won't just help me shocked. I told her, I told her about this.
And then Ashley's like, that's proof that there's no friendship there.
And then Jiselle walks in with her eyes really wide just looking around like, where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?
But I don't think anything's going to happen with it because in the scenes for next just looking around like, where is she? Where is she? Where is she, yeah.
But I don't think anything's gonna happen with it
because in the scenes for next week,
there wasn't even any sort of like preview,
unless I missed it of Jiselle and Kindle having a moment.
They just didn't even show what happened.
No, they just showed Jiselle and Kindle
like on a patio somewhere and Jiselle's like,
well, the thing is you come at me and you miss,
but I come at you and I don't miss. I'm like, okay, well now you're just stealing from Bethany.
So yeah. Yeah, I took a shot. Just, you're rotten. I'm so glad. I hope the lady does well
against just now. I'm rooting for the anti-Jazel player, Kindle. You go, Kindle. Yeah, yeah, you go.
So, anyway, that's that was basically it for Potomac another fun episode.
We'll be back tomorrow.
Oh, tomorrow we're going to talk million-dollar listing in New York.
That should be fun.
Yeah, so you know I cannot stand Frederick, but I do love SD Bulls.
Oh, we were checking with the Fredrick until Orange County comes back.
Or maybe just sample different things every week.
We don't know yet. Yeah. For tomorrow it's real house size of New York so
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