Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Crepes of Wrath

Episode Date: July 17, 2018

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you guys really honestly. Yes, and thanks to everybody who comes out because those recaps are so much fun to do live Oh my god that honestly that Kansas City show was crazy just in terms of talking about Southern charm and Ashley and Like the amount of times I was like I felt like being in one of those like town hall meetings, you know We're like do we lack this corporation moving in and was like no We're like, do we like this corporation moving in? And we're like, no, boo. It was so fun.

And I think it was kind of like a bonding moment for everyone there, because we're all just like, like everyone hates Ashley. And we finally all got to live in that moment together. Like, the girl, you know, it was really special. Oh, guys, it's like hugs. It's like boo. Yeah, yeah, podcast hugs. hugs and also thank you Kansas City for

Supplying so many hot guys at the show. Wow Rar and St. Louis too. I mean, oh, yeah You people in the Midwest are okay. You are the backbone of America week Hardly and more like the hunk lamb So now we're onto the real housewives of Potemic. Mm-hmm. Oh, security. And we open with Karen doing the previous least.

And even when she does the previous least, she's like, previously on the real housewives of Potemic. Mm-hmm. Previously, when I moved to my townhouse, out of my own choice, because it touched my estate previously. So funny. So we opened back in France and I did finally get to watch that last segment last week that I didn't even know I missed. Loser. Okay. I'm amazing. So good. It was so fun. So we opened with the end of that. We're continuing with that that with their still fighting in the lobby of the hotel. Talking about Erica Lyle, Ray and his thing for Erica Lyle,

Giselle's business partner. Yes. And then it's all these, it's so many fight lines. So I'm reading through my fight lines. Robin, I mean, Giselle's always saying, oh, those fighting words, those are fighting words right there. But then I'm like, what did anybody even say? You know, I kept trying to rewind because she's like, those are fighting words. And all she said was, well, let's say she just make up it. Well, those are fighting words.

Okay. Yeah, Jacelle's like, well, he's always leaving you with a dust, dust, dust, ray, you know. And so they're just, they're just like bickering and all the other women are, I've come out from the ballet And like get out of the lobby. We are in public and Candice is like the white people are staring at us. Stop it And just those just yelling behind her Ray wants her up and down and on and around

You do the hokey-poky to turn yourself around and that's what Ray is all about Poke to turn yourself around and that's what Ray is all about patrol left foot in Ericka wants air I mean Ray wants Eric a lot else so so funny and then you were talking about how they did a close up on race face Looking back at Eric a lot like long long long. It was like it was literally like, Wiley Coyote or something, like Cartoon where those eyeballs just started bling, bling, bling, bling, like coming out of the eye, you know. And this time, this week, the editors gave us a close-up of that look and put it in black and white in pause.

It's like, yeah. It was good. So then, Karen, so they finally just like, you know, basically, Jusela stays behind. They pour into their cars. And then Karen sits in the other CBH is like, you guys really think I'm going to get paused to what Juzail says about relationships. I'm like, you just freaked out at her. So yes, I think the answer is yes,

I do think you'll get paused about it. So then we get Robin upstairs doing your make-up still. That's her mask, Karen noise. Yeah, and then her blush noise says, and her lipstick noise is me. You put it all together yet. Yeah, yeah. It just sounds like someone moving chairs. So, so she comes downstairs to lobby, 35 minutes later and she's like, I was tired.

Yeah, do you know how hard it is I have kids it was hard. And just like Robin, nah, where have you been? Nah, they left. They loved me. She's like, yeah, they said they just wouldn't wait for you. And then I love that they keep calling everybody out on their lives in this episode because I cut it just out just lying. You know, she's just totally lying because she's like, Hey, everybody, you'd go right ahead. We'll meet you there. We'll meet you there. Yeah, exactly. Well, what's funny about this two things, A, that Robin was 35 minutes late and then a surprise everyone looked without her. Like, you know, like, you know, I hate that. Second of all, again, let's go back to episodes to Robin and Jisal saying, fun, we'll go to France, we only wanna hang out with ourselves and we don't wanna do X, Y and Z. And now it's like, you love without me?

Okay, Robin, like, you can't have it both ways. Yeah, Robin's the type of girl to like go through the drive-through and then once she gets her food, she's like, oh my God, you gave me a big Mac? You ordered a big Mac, Robby. Where are you, Matt? Wait a second, I have to eat this in my car. You want to do the drive-through lane.

So, let's eat this in my car. Wait a second, these are so many calories, you're at McDonald's. You don't have to get so salty. Those are fries. Wait a second, these are so many calories, you're at McDonald's. You don't have to get so salty, those are fries. So the other girls are now, they're heading to the distillery for the essential oils. And Monique is, you know, she's disappointed that Robert and Giselle aren't coming with, etc. But I honestly think it's like, it's better. I mean, right, wouldn't it be better? Do you really want Robin and Jazelle at your essential oil

situation? No, they spit in the peppermint oil. You don't want those business oil anyway. Keep them away. Exactly, and then you'll have to complain about like, well, this is my business. This is my website, and they're making a mockery of it. See, aren't you happy that you don't have to do that?

I'm really happy that the editors are just like throwing money under the bus at every second. It's hilarious. Like, the editors are just like throwing money under the bus at every second. It's hilarious. Like the editors are just a shady is the people on this guy. This is one of the shadiest gas out of all the housewives. Yeah.

She goes, I find a distillery because essential oil started this company. Which first of all makes no sense. I think word for us started your company. Then they show a block. They show the shady clip of her blog. And it was so funny because if you go to that blog, there's really nothing there. You know, there's like three pages of content, maybe.

And you know, it's all written by her brother. And the other thing is, one of our listeners pointed out not for lazy moms, NFL moms. Like, yeah, my sister site, but the mom yard. I want to get out of my husband's enormous shadow. Well then don't name your site NFL moms basically. She's like selling helmets. Why that's a foam fingers made out of like essential oils. Well we used the leftover peppermint to say together phone fingers There's different facepates. We were eating lunch together You know, both the well really the whole time we were gone obviously and it's okay

You can just say we're so much every time somewhere because it's funny that we were together because we both saw it on the TV Every restaurant on the TVs were a world cup you know the World Cup is coming up and ma'am sports fans it's like all their faces are painted and everybody looks fucking crazy you know. Yeah. She selling face makes was my point. Also I think now it will be a really great time since you mentioned the World Cup. This has nothing to do with Potomac but I really really must implore people to look up Rubin. Rubin, Cheek, Rubin. I've got to look him up. He's a He's a, um, an English footballer and he is gorgeous. Rubin, something Cheek. Rubin's stuttered everybody. Rubin's finally, he's back in the news. He's like drinking a milkshake out of the world. Rubin, Loftus Cheek, everyone. You will be so happy. you'll be so happy that you looked him up

I'm also this has nothing to do with anything as well But um we always keep forgetting to mention this um our new episode on the TV party app is up And this week was really funny. We filmed it in um St. Louis and there was like a situation with the motorcycle So go check that out too So next up on the boardwalk It's just a robin pretending they're having fun and they're always like we have so much fun together that's what we think up together rubbant is my girl and then they show them and it always looks so boring

uh... well i actually think they got out i mean there look would you rather be in some random distillery or walking along different revier i think they wanted the situation i mean it did look very empty and sad on that Riviera that day, but I think they were, I think they chose the better path. And Robbins like, oh, it's too salty. Isn't France famous for crepes?

And so they like went, go in search of a crepe, which for some reason was funny to me, because I mean, there are amazing crepes in France, but I feel like if you're in France, you like go for like the baguettes, or aissant but like the grape I don't know. Yeah you go for the crepes. I mean you go for the grape but I just don't feel like it's number one I feel like croissants are number one or baguette. I think you do croissant baguette then you go to grape.

Yeah or wine or something. Wine, cheese, pastry, but you know they're doing my least favorite thing which is they're going my least favorite thing, which is they're going to another country, where obviously they speak a different language and they talk in accents, and they're laughing at them, like everybody around them is the dumb one, you know? Right, right.

Like the lady comes up and she goes, she goes, she goes, she goes, she goes, she goes, she goes, she's just saying, you want to eat it here? Do you want it to go? And they look at her and they're like oh my god. She's talking funny Yeah Exactly is they're like oh, we don't know your language

Cressant crit please and the way it's like fucker. Just give me the money. I know the lady from the food truck starts playing like idiot American Clown music she's like you do not have to play the clan music. I already have it. Don't. And Jacelle says, I don't even speak French. But I know I gave her more than this great cost. What are black girls? What did two black women got to do to get a banana crate? I'm like, Jacelle, you'll get changed. Don't worry. We're gonna accuse, we're gonna laugh in the ladies face at her accent and then accuse her of stealing from you. What is wrong with you people? And then they finally get their crepe and rap and say, or, Reboar, I'm like, can you just try to say,

it's like really not that hard to say? And then she laughs. Like, it was stupid word. Yeah, it was stupid language. Or Reboar. stupid word. Yeah, but a stupid language. War of War. And she's like, well, I know that, you know, me and rock, me and Juan used to come here. And I hold onto that memory so I can keep it. Like, why else would you hold on to a memory?

To sing in caps. So, so now we go over to the women at the distillery and they show up. And so it's basically, there's this guy who runs it with his hot son, so point for the distillery and hot son's name, Yuya, which I like, Yuya Durante. So there, of course, Shasha's like, I don't think friends, the only thing I can say is, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, he's like, no, no, no, just go to the close. Just go to the close. And you know that every French person hears that from every American person.

Like the tourists like this. They're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, I can say, it's literally like having a tourist come from like France and come here and be like ehhh Lesur shows que j'appelle Pale ehhh

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Monique. Well, I guess I am Southern, so she's just so pretty. Blast her heart. Blast her pretty, pretty heart. She's just such a pretty girl, but god damn what a moron. She's like, oh, we're gonna make peppermint right? Peppermint, it's like the easiest oil To extract. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it's the I don't know. I'm like, yeah, it just seems like the most simple thing because everyone's like

Well, it's peppermint dude. She's like, well, you can smell it. You can sniff it You can sniff it and smell it and you can put it on you can sniff it and smell it, and you can put it on your arms, you can put it on your, you know, your elbows, it'll help with the cold, it'll, you know, and that it will just, yeah. Just like, it'll help with mental illness and bug bites. I was like, okay, I like that you use the same remedy for bug bites that you do for mental illness.

Yeah, tight face, limp dick. I'm like, oh, turns out I'm biopolar and I got a mosquito bite. Now my husband is hard to it is crazy to solve everything. X breaks. Oh God. When Chris broke his ankle in the NFL, I was like, get me that extract. The peppermint oil. That's great. So Ashley is giving it the old college trash. They say,

wow, wow, because everyone's like, what the fuck are we doing here? Can we get a lunch? Yeah, exactly. And then they try, they have like a pseudo, you know, a rape, you know, stomping the grapes moment, a lie of Lucy thing,

where they're like, well, we need someone to get into, they put all this like dried mint into like, it's essentially like a keg or a bat. And they're like, well, we need someone to get in, they're stomped the mint. And so Monique gets in and she's like doing the great mashing thing. And it just was like, just lacked the charm of like,

it's one thing to see someone in like the wine barrel in the middle of like provance or wherever, the noir valley, you know, like, ah, you know, wine making versus like in a little wooden room stomping on trot herbs, you know, especially when you're twerking on it. And again, I was just hoping a re-pure recreation of my favorite viral viral video, which is the New Zealand who falls out and crape fat. I was just wanting money to do that.

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I actually do feel like some of these shows that got canceled a few years ago would have done much better now, you know? Yeah. So now we have Jizelle. Back in the Riviera, Jizelle is talking to Rob and about the lobby fight and everything like that. And they're just rehashing all that.

And I guess that's that. I thought there was a good work with it. That's how I'm talking. I'm not like, does all everything she says is a lie. The way she phrases everything, she goes, so I came down last night. And to my recollection, I'm going through out two things to do.

And then they show the clip of Monique saying, OK, we're going to go here, and then we're going to go here. And then it does this weird thing where then you like, because Monique doesn't give two options, she says, we're just doing these two things and then you hear and then, and then Monique goes, I really want you to go on this tour. I really want you to go on this tour. I really want you to go on this tour. I'll tour it.

And it goes to black and white like this like devastating memory from last night. This three hour tour or three hour two or three. But it's basically like you said, it's like just once again, proof that Jacelle is totally making up, that there were not two options. It was like, this is the plan. Yes, and then she brings up to them leaving her thing again.

She's like, they said the group wanted to leave you. So they left you and I tried to, I tried to keep you, you know, I tried to make them wait. And then they show the clip again. I've can't. I've every, everyone's like, well, wait. Yeah. And she says, well, I said, I'm not leaving without Robin now.

She's like, you guys go ahead and tell me, I'll wait for Robin. You guys go. I know, well, no, we'll wait. Well, wait, no, no, you guys go. I'll wait. And then she goes. And then she's trying to start shit with Sharice and Robin because these Robin and Jizelle hate it when the other is friends with anybody

that's not in their little you know, partnership or whatever. So Jizelle says and then Sharice. And then Sharice even went with them and I said, what you need to go off with your best friend Yeah, they're now you're accusing her of being a flip flop because she talked shit about Monique But then all of a sudden it's like going off with her best friend And Robbins like how do you go from stealing all my contacts to she's my best friend? You can't steal somebody's contacts. What is she breaking into her eye cloud? She gave her those phone numbers, okay.

Like have you ever heard of the concept of like having, like having like being mad at someone and then having a conversation and then clearing the air? I think that's kind of what we saw. So relax. These girls don't let us, don't make us defend Shasha, okay? Who we, who we, who we sort of communicated with in Kansas City.

We communicated with, we commented on her Instagram live. She was on IG live, she's like, ha ha ha, she was like drunk and partying and there were five people watching, including us. So I wrote, I just wrote Shasha and she goes, it's like really loud, and she goes, what, what, what happened? And then she just moved on. Sasha and she goes it's like really loud. She goes what what And then she just moved on

Sasha drunk on an Instagram live is kind of the Sasha I need on every episode of this show Yeah, I mean it was it all happened under the shadow of career eyes Fab five who were staying in a loft directly adjacent to our show and we tried so hard Not really that hard. We just weed it at them to get them to come to our show and they wouldn't come. I mean, obviously, like, why would they? Why would they? I think they were shooting in a bar or two so they were probably there. Yeah, no, they probably, like, it's like,

there's like truly no reason, but it's, it's, what, since we're talking about Jizzell and Robin, it's important to make us the victims just like they are. I would have been the victim if they had shown up. Who wants to invite five fabulous, extremely famous gay people to our show? Like, we'd just be sitting in a corner like,

oh, thanks a lot, guys. Yeah, we would turn into robins. Yeah, like geez. Geez. So back over at the essential oils place, the other girls are being just as messy. Cosmoniques like, so Ashley, why aren't you with the other girls? I thought they were your friends and why aren't you hanging out with them instead of us? They ditched us, why don't you with the other girls that that they were your friends and mmm why aren't you hanging out with them instead of us they ditched us why don't you say with them

and now she's like I'm a free thinking individual which is why I serve kangaroo at my husband's Australian restaurant kangaroo is as we all know it is the animal that represents know it is the animal that represents personal freedoms. And she's like you're not spying on us right ass. She's like she should be concerned about her own relationship. If she knew how to ship Mo Mix said about her, she wouldn't have upgraded her to first class. Oh God. People are really fixated on this first class situation. Yeah. So I would love a window. I would love a plane seat where you have like a window that you pull up and block the whole world out. That would make flying flying so much better. Maybe someday we'll get into first class. So meanwhile, you know that Potomac is doing well in the third season because Jazelle and Robin got their own commercial.

Did you see this? Oh, God, yes. They did a commercial for the equalizer part two and they're like boasting they're looking beautiful at like a like a faux bar or something like that. Like talking about a movie that they clearly haven't seen and you know saying things like he's a badass but the same time a good Samaritan fighting for the underdog. Yes, I like the way he's spreaded wings and flew across a Kenyan nod to stop a bad guy ya. What? And she's like, here's the face. He's so cute. You need to see him on the big screen. Yeah, you need to see it in the theater.

I really love to end the theater. Equalizer reminds me of Karen with her money. It's been equalized down to zero, zero some game ma. We need him. We need to do that on our team. Ma, I was like, he would have probably been a lot nicer to the French cray play. I'll give her that.

So then the girls, by the way, that makes me not want to see that movie. Why would you put the most you hateful people on the show in the advertising spot? If you want to get me to go to a movie you better put Karen on that ad. She'd be I went to a movie. It was about how Raise the black people gates and I own all of Washington and Virginia. Thank you. Well, we went to our private movie theater We have a private movie theater on our state, and we went. We said, we want to watch the new Denzel movies. They gave us a real, it's not even in theaters yet. They gave a special viewing by Denzel himself.

He was bought back there, working the projector. It was great, great, great time for me and Ray and Denzel. It's a film about Denzel, driving an airplane while he's drunk. And then Sharise, of course, gave that first place, and took the first place away, or first glass away from the rest of us girls. We loved it, equalizer too. We love a movie. It's about spreading the word, about great sugar replacements. You know, equalizer is wonderful.

Sigger replacements. Who needs Sweden low, and you have the equalizer? I love it, great great movie lost weight during it Denzel Steve Denzel Evia what do you call Denzel Steve? Denzel Steve the other great dramatic turn loved it I took the movie and put it in my purse because not everyone has not every restaurant has equalizer hmm So back over with Robin and Jizelle. Uh, Robin's like, we're going to cross.

We're going to cross. You know what? I said, Karen, not don't talk about my business. And then she's like, yeah, and they don't look like we're doing something wrong. Just by asking you a question. It's like, yeah, you two are extremely innocent. Yeah, just simple questions, no, no insinuations. Although I actually really do think, I know you probably won't agree with me on this. I actually felt in the last episode that when

Giselle asked Karen about how her business was going, I actually did not think it was a really like super shady nasty thing. There may have been some shade, but like we've seen Giselle be really shady and messy with her questions. To me, I, I, I, when she first asked, I thought she really was just being like, so could they mention this, this, this brass and they were like, oh, so how is your perfume going, you know, I feel like she said it like that it would have been. She's like, so what about your business? Like she says it, she just says it in that way, you know, but

still all you have to do is say, good. It's going great. How's yours? Exactly. Well, you know the truth is this even if she did say it with pure intentions, if you have a track record of being super messy, people are just going to automatically assume you're being super messy because that's just who you're proving yourself to be. So that's on Juzel, not the message. And so those girls are acting like they're so nice in the car and then just goes, well, there's a wig, got spucked. And Rob was like, maybe she needs to go there. And I was like, gimme. So you guys can't even get through one scene pretending to be nice.

Yeah. So meanwhile, the other girls, they get their peppermint oil. And then we see it going into a cake. But the process completes. They get some complimentary oils, whatever. And now they had to grass. Everyone's going to grass. And grass.

And so now we have a fun little scene of like the essential oil girls walking down a staircase together, like they're in some sort of like musical or sitcom opening credits or something like that. And they meet up with Robin and Giselle. And the group is reunited. Yes. And as soon as they do,

you learned about oils That's just like yes, we actually saw it calm down into a glass thing And Rob was like, yeah, you didn't wait for me. Yeah, exactly Well, how about next time you don't be 35 minutes late. How about that? And Candace said well, I said well wait and just I like, no, you said we will not wait. And all the ladies are like, whoa, whoa, foul. Every single lady was like, that's a bullshit, just say, oh, come on.

Yeah. And then finally, she was like, well, I may have fudge, duh. But only because it was super fun to do so well. I just wanted to spend a little time with Robin. OK, so if she weren't going to go in the first place, just say we're not going to go to that, we'll meet you later. What do you have to say? Yeah, I just say a whole about it and then try and start a fight with everybody else about it. Yeah, you already laid down the rules that you and Robin wanted to hang out together. So you

could just be like, listen, this is part of our deal. We want to have some time together. So well, maybe she's just feeling like she's so close with Robin that she's going to give Robin a fight scene and just keep her, you know, keep her on the show for as long as possible. Yeah, maybe. So then they go and get gelato and while they're getting gelato, Candace is like, by the way, I worked for Obama. I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, because she's always singing. Yeah. And then she's speaking in French. So she does all the numbers in France and she or in French, she's like, yeah, a lot of people are in French. It's what I'm trying to say. And she's like, yeah, there's a lot about me that people don't know. I mean, for example, I work in the Obama administration,

but she doesn't really say doing what does she? Uh, I think she said, I wasn't, you know, it's like, as soon as she started talking about herself, I have turned off. I think maybe something with re-election or something. But what was funny is that like, she counts to 10. She was under Tawakat, Sangsi said, we know these, huh, I can do it too. Yeah, probably president of the French club here.

But she says that, and it's like, there's a light on no about me. I worked it with Obama too. Like, you know, it's kind of funny. It's like, oh, like, the the leap from you can count to 10 in French to. And by the way, I also work for Obama. To me, it's like two to that. It just seems like it's a leap in the self-promotion department. I feel like it would be like, oh, there's a lot you don't know about me. I took French for three years. I think that would be the next, the next brag. Like just how I mentioned, I was president of the French club

in senior year of high school. Yeah, you don't open with Secretary of State, you know what I mean? It would be like me being like, oh yeah, like, like if you're surprised that I said a French word, I'd be like, yeah, no, I can say that word. And also I once saw Angelina Jolie at the movies. You didn't know, there's a lot about me, you don't know. I was like, what? You just like move them put a brag in there. Yeah, so let's take baby steps to get into you

Yeah So so now can't to start singing she's like oh god big balls Everyone's like I like big balls because they're getting some candy balls or something Yeah, I like here. It's like she needs to slow her roll. I like her even though she's single the time. Yeah, but I'm on and there's a montage of Candice singing everything which you know I can't really diss somebody on that because that's me. But it was family does the same thing to like please stop. But it was hilarious watching everyone get annoyed

with her every time. It's just like oh god, it was like, oh god, here again. Oh, I forgot she was part of a strip. It's the best cast photo ever because they were walking on the street. And they're like, let's get a picture of Boogie Boogie's share. Let's get a picture, please. And so some guy takes a picture and they all jump up together and the only one that's blocked out is Karen. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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Very good scent that I'm working out with mad and that strange lady with a choker. So we're making the sand and it's so, you know, really I'm so touched that Monique thought to take me to grass. She didn't have to do that, but that's just real expertise. What a fine woman. I'm like, you know, just relax, you know, really I'm so touched that Monique thought to take me to grass. She didn't have to do that, but that's just real expertise. What a fine woman. I'm like, you know, just pull axe down. Yeah. And they go into this perfume, perfume place or pufflingly. And the lady's like, my perfume, my client and Karen's like, well, hello, I'm tired.

How long have you been in business? How did you begin? What is your tax ID number? And how much money have you given to icon enterprises So this this perfume me or perfume or I don't know what you perfume her whatever so she has like a this she has this cool machine Which you know, maybe I would have gotten on Amazon prime day if Amazon probably wasn't down and It's like this contraption it it almost looks like an espresso maker,

almost I guess it's one of those machines that makes circular, like, spherical ice cubes. And so she just like puts some stuff in it and like pushes a clamp down and perfume comes out. And so just all it's like, oh, Karen, why don't you just make one, why don't you just get one of these? You got everything you need right here, just make this. And I'm like, no, no, no, I'm out of soul

saying to a perfume house and it's collaborations and taxations and shipments and container ships and it's China and wheels and it's just circular. It's a calendar, financial, fiduciary responsibilities. Yeah, because it's all like, well, it's only 3,000 euros. So why don't you just buy it and get your business off the ground?

Da. It's not about the equipment. We're not talking about equipment right now. I'm talking about the inspiration of the perspiration and the constipation of the constipation or whatever. Oh, you have to do is buy it. Yeah, so I see it. And it was kind of jumping a little bit too.

They're like, yeah, Karen, just get it. She just made it in four seconds. She's like, what I'm doing is producing the fragrance and outsource. You have to get sent to the masses and you don't understand. It's like workflow and strategy and McKinsey. And so they're, which is hilarious because they are making it look so bad.

But basically what you're saying is like, I just want people to put in front of my nose. I'll prove it if I like it and they make it for me. You know, that's also not how you make perfume. You don't just have a machine in your house and then it comes out with perfume. You know, you have to make the sense and create it. And they know that and they're fucking with her. It's like just buy it. Just get right and get your business off the ground. So yeah, I mean, if she was going to go to Shark Tank Wrap, that's what she could do, you know, like start making it selling in local stores and everything get bigger and bigger and

bigger and bigger and then go in front of Bethany. But like, if you're trying to just like jumpstart and just get to like the mass market level, I mean, just all knows this, she just did it with her makeup. Yeah, we know this. I mean, hello, you guys know our synths are Ben Ronsent, smells like Domino's and Kindbars are Ben Ronsent, smells like Domino's and Kindbars. Like Domino's and Cold Press Coffee. Exactly, so then Karen, that smells delicious. So Karen and Sherees go into the like this workshop

in the back and it's just like lots of beakers and chemicals and everything and the profumer is like showing them what it all does and everything and they're pertinent to actually like absorb on the impression. Oh very fascinating This reminds me of my campaign room. This is exciting and the ladies like Sell I make some ale and she goes. Yeah, so make sure you smell make make a cent for shree since she's like Yeah, what would you do to make me smell good? She goes, you, I try mask for you. And she's like, uh, just like, hmm. Do you have, do you have, oh, the hoverboard? I want that smell of exploding hoverboard. I want the smell of burning ankle skin. Okay. Do you have the smell of being upset and not learning someone come up with you?

So then in the front the girls are smelling all the different perfumes and of course being rude. Yeah, and she's like this smells like Pudizzy Which I have to look up on the internet. Well, apparently it's buddhousi. Yes, and apparently it's supposed to be buddhousi, not buddhousi. Well, buddhousi is a penis and a vagina intermix after sex. And a buddhousi is a mix of bud and vagina. It's not nice. Oh, I didn't know there were two variations. Well, look at that. Well, thanks, internet.

You've done so much for us today. Yeah. So now it's nighttime and everyone's getting dressed and they all look nice and everything and they all they all had to a restaurant called Latube, which I don't know why that amused me. They got a restaurant called Latube. Yeah. Um, and so they sit down and can this is like, oh my god, like Chris, when he doesn't have his beard on, he like a rodent. I always tell me look like a rodent and they're like That's not nice. Well, he calls me a chip monk like Well chip monk is cute and a rodent is nasty. Oh Rob is like that doesn't make you mad, but princess makes you mad sick pal. I don't like Chipmunk either for the record

Porthandus is just striking out And just so Ashley goes oh look that ball There's a bald white guy here that looks like Michael and she's like yeah every time I see a bald white guy think of Chris too That's what it was yeah, that's how it started Yeah, probably because that is how people are like whenever people say oh you look like somebody You know, it's always like the guy from Game of Thrones, the guy without a penis. Or, and it just basically, it's Don Rickles, really any white mold guy.

Yeah, like when I see a pile of rocks, I'm like, Shasha. Yeah, so Candace is like, when I'm a chipmunk, I'm a chipmunk and whatever. So you know, she gets off watching Almond and the chipmunks. She's like, I'm famous is like, when I'm a chipmunk, I'm a chipmunk and whatever. So, you know, she gets off watching Alman in the chipmunks. She's like, I'm famous like they are. The way there's like a surfboard in her bathtub. The way there's like, oh, it's trying, you know, he speaks English. Let's do it.

A little stoke kind of acting like he doesn't. And he's like, I think he says, just also something like, do you have tuna? And he's like, do you know? And she goes, yes, tell me how you prepare it. That's fine. That's fine. Well, he says just also something like you have to know and he's like to know and she goes yes tell me how you prepare that's fine but i think that's what he says we have to know tar tar so how do you prepare that i'm like uh... uh... the tar tar is the preparation and then and then he's like he goes up to moneke and he's like would you like to uh... would you like something to drink and then she's like oh i'll just have one of the car of a cab

like moneke he barely speaks English. Why are you using slang with him? Cab, he's like, okay. And would you like something to drink? He's like, I have a cab. Okay, we'll get you a cab and would you like something to drink the cab? Something to drink.

They're serving a cab down her face. I'm like the enemy. Say Cabernet, it's a French word. It's like, they're giving it to you. It's like saying, it's like trying to order a croissant in French and just saying, I'll have a son. Just say croissant, I'll understand it. I'll have a son.

Club the guah. So she's like, well, this has been a peaceful day. Anybody want to fight? I'm like, well, I want to say this yourself. I wasn't planning your business. I love you. I love your business. I love women in business.

I love icons. I love smell of sense grass. And just as I was, well, I appreciate your apology, yeah. Which it wasn't really an apology. And we don't really deserve one. And see, you don't really deserve it either. Because when she says, I was very genuinely y'all asking you how your business is and then you say stodley, what about your business partner? Yeah, and then he can't say, well, Juselle, I don't have to sit down here and

have a boardroom meeting with you, but I will have a press conference. Okay, questions, questions. This is over. This press conference is over. Ma, ma Matt security. You were defensive. You're defensive right now Which is we've talked about this all week because it's happened on a bunch of shows this week where people start fighting and then The person who started the fight suddenly starts going oh stop yelling come down Come down. It's just makes the other person furious and then Robin goes Will you know wearing your wedding ring? Because Karen's doing it. I could just clarify Karen starts doing this like defense it like well, you know

It's a hard time for me right now. I can't do a board meeting because I'm very sensitive It's a very sensitive time. I'm going through a lot of things right now and that's when she's like is though Well, you're not wearing a ring. I can do what I want. I do what I want. I do what I want. I do what I want. She just keeps screaming it. Yeah, I don't wanna wear my rings right now. I didn't feel like a ring night.

And she's like, I've never seen her without a ring. Karen's like, bye, dude, what I want? That's right. Hey, wait a, guess what I want. Wow, what I want. That's what I want. Hey, wait a, okay, I got a mo, I'd like a mo, please. She's like, what mo, mo. Ah, what I want. That's what I want. Hey waiter, okay, I got a moor. I'd like a moor, please.

He's like, what moor, moor, what? Hello. I'm Ashley jumps in and she's like, Karen, why are you nixie about to strike you right now because you are lying. She just, you know what I say? You know what makes you so cute. You're irritating.

That's what. You're so cute. It's because you're irritating. Keep raise why you're so cute because you're irritating Keep raise name out of your mouth keep raise name out of your mouth Well, you know what you need to do you need to keep raise mouth name out of your mouth I have some tuna tall tall once we find out how security security would you escort raise name out of her mouth, please security Security security would you escort raise name out of her mouth please security So my husband loves love some camera and so I would tread lightly tread lightly otherwise black bill gates He'd come here and politely sit nearby in a blazer

Then Ashley makes this really odd statement she says Karen wants our support But she doesn't tell us her some mistakes and it's like when you try to hold water in your hands and then it slips between your fingers it doesn't work well I think that she means at the work like like when she says thing you're trying to hold on to like what is the truth there but you can't because it's like water going to your hands it's forced you're right it's forced scary day's that metaphor? Ugh. Ugh. So then?

Well, we all make mistakes. Ray makes mistakes. Well, what are we talking about, Ray? It's mistakes. Oh, tread lightly. And tread lightly. It tread lightly while you walk on. I'm talking about Ray and Leona.

Oh, keep his name out of your mouth, too. He's a fine actor. Well, Ray, I said a lot of things. He said a lot of things. He said a lot of things Lively tread lightly. Do I have some of the floor? It's treading loudly tread lightly Just like what did he say? Yeah, what did he say? Yeah, what did Ray say? Yeah, and as she's like Well, he said he's moving to Florida whether she wants to come or not You're good. He did say that. Yeah, she did say that

He did say that. Yeah, he did say that. It just all immediately says, well that doesn't sound like a happy marriage to me. Shut up, Jiselle, Jesus. Here's like, well, there's no problems. Here's what's happening. It's called retirement. Ray wants to retire in Florida and I like Maryland. And that's how we're fine.

That's why we're fine. We're fine. Yeah, I mean, thank God those dates are next to each other. Am I right, ladies? But, you know, the thing is, I mean, thank God those dates are next to each other. Am I right, ladies? Like, um, but you know, the thing is, I mean, the thing is this, Ashley is messy. And I always feel like there is a, there is like a green of truth to what she says, but I also feel like sometimes she doesn't get the context

because I can imagine race saying as a joke, like, well, I want to move to Florida. If she doesn't want to come with me, I'm going without or not. Like, almost like a joke and I should be like, whoa! But then at the same time, Karen is a liar. Florida. She doesn't want to come with me. I'm going without or not. Like almost like a joke and I should be like, whoa But then at the same time Karen is a liar. So it's hard to know where the truth is, but it's out there Yeah, pretty much that Karen piles the truth is out there It makes this weird turn because she's kind of yelling at everybody, you know, in her caran way like back faddling in line

It's like, man, smells walk on dreadliving I won't apologize to Florida being a part of Maryland, but I wouldn't apologize to you how I responded to you, Giselle, about your business, and now I responded. And she's also like, okay, well, I guess we can let it go. She's like, why is everybody always apologizing to Giselle when she starts everything, it makes me nuts. And then she has the audacity to say, well, that's the maturity of our friendship because we can you know she will come from me and I will come right back at her

But then we can apologize and move on because we're so mature I'm like hmm. I don't think it's like mature I think it's a Trishon yeah you're mature like an old tree in a backyard Like by the way while we're talking about geographical things like Florida being part of Maryland I want to say that there is a town in Missouri called Mexico. What's the deal with that? Would you like to buy it? Mexico, Missouri? Lots of great Italian food. Who knew? And they sold Amish furniture. They released sold Amish furniture in Mexico, Missouri. I was so confused. Anyway, so now Ash, so now now that that seems to simmer down, Ash is like, well, I'd like to call out Cherise because by the way, my

Ashley impersonation is so horrific, I apologize. I really don't have it. I just am doing a high pitch voice. It sounds nothing like her. I get it. I'm more in the Elmo world, but that's fine. So she's like, I'd like to call out to Reese for talking shit about money, and about without your friends again. I'm like, it's like, you're just like, she's just blatantly messy, which is sort of what I like about her. There's just like, there's no segue.

She'll just be like, okay, now I'll start a fight. Yeah, this dinner is basically like a rehearsal before a show where everybody's doing speed lines. You know, it's like, let's make sure we know our lines. And by the way, it's called the Italian. Go figure, where you just say your lines really fast. So they're like, okay, there's one fight down. Anybody else?

Well, you're messy. Okay, and then they get through that one. Anybody else? I have something to see. So I just all fight. Yeah, so basically, Ashtie's calling out Sherees for like, you know, for the fact that Sherees was saying that like, oh well Monique, they'll all my contact and then all of a sudden Sherees is buddy buddy with Monique, you know, and so Sherees like,

you have a bull faith liar. She goes, that's be clear. I didn't say anything about her and Asha goes, well to be clear. I like that everybody's getting that well, to be clear. Which I like that everybody's getting that in there. To be clear. Yeah, that's right. You said what you said about Robinson, the Monique's doing your friends in the context, blah, blah, blah, blah. And all five people heard it, Sherees.

And then they showed the clip of Jiselle saying, well, Robin told me that she told you, you see the light, you know, that Sherees was using you, and you see the light, which again, it's not really the same thing to sell. And Shreece said, I see things that maybe started to change with me and athlete. So then she goes, well, do regret that you agreed with me. Do regret it. What are you talking about, Jazeel? Jesus Christ. So then Robin's like, yeah, but then even when you and I spoke privately,

you didn't object. Mm-hmm. And they show, yeah, they show a flashback of that where Robin sings something about Monique and I forget even what Shaw Shaw said. It was something like, they're the human thing or something like that. And they talked through it and now they've focused on the Monique. Yeah, then they, because they moved through all of this. And then it, well, because that is our grilling money. So they start grilling money about like, like, because it's like, um, because it sort of gets mixed into like both shrewries being two-faced. And also that money is stealing the contacts.

And they're like, well, because you invited a Kindle to that event. And Monique is like, well, I invited Kindle to the event because I knew Juzelle wasn't there. I wasn't trying to be messy, you know? And then, but then Rob was like, but even the fact that she was in your presence, I'm like, you know, honestly, I think, like, you know, we've come down on Monique for a lot of things,

but I think the fact that she invited Kendall to an event and she did it because she knew Jusela wasn't either. I don't think it's like the worst thing in the world, you know, at least at this point in the show and this is all I know, you know? Yeah, and I can see that they're what they're saying. Like they cast the producers cast Kindle to be messy. And so whoever shoots with her is being messy right.

Like I kind of get it, but stories just, I mean, just help to serve anything they throw it or I think. I think actually the whole discussion about Kindle from here and then through the rest of the episode is fascinating because it's all coded discussion about like the fact that Kindle is on the show. Every time they say, well, you brought her around, it's basically like you brought her onto the show and like you shot with all of this is code for you.

You shot with her. She's on the show, which I thought was fascinating because they're kind of like talking about production right in front of our faces. Yes, yeah, you're right. I'm just coding it as they do on these shows. But this Monique's also such a big liar too, you know. She's like, well, my husband is a football player and he has his own contacts.

And I don't need her contacts. I'm like, but we saw you thanking her for all of her contacts. So you do need her contacts. And then she's like, well, we had a really conversation but she didn't tell me anything about this, and she did tell you about this. And then so Robin's like basically pressing Monique to admit that she invited Kendall around,

quote unquote, invited Kendall around, to get under Jacelle's skin. She's like, she's like, you invited Kendall to annoy Jacelle. She really wants, so finally Monique is like, fuck this. And she's like, you know what? Shasha was the one who wanted her around. It wasn't me and I was just doing what Shasha said. So now Karen does her witch laugh, which I love. Whenever it turns off Karen, she gets so excited. She is Try to heavily try to heavily try to heavily

Keep Kindle's name in your mouth and by way clapping. I mean it's so away heavily try to heavily you whoo keep kindles and many of clapping i mean it's so and i just want to say that in general caron gets off scoff free on this because you know in argument like it argument could be made from ony like she invited kindle to

something that jazel was not that that's really not the shadiest thing in the world you You know, Shasha, she's known Kindle for 20 years. It's not that crazy that they hang out with their friends. Karen is the one who's the shady act and she invited Kindle to that thing. Knowing Giselle was going to be there and Karen and Kindle, they have some sort of relationship, but it was truly to bother. She was one of the most overtly did it to bother Jacelle, and she doesn't even get drawn into this conversation like that. Well, because we find out that the seed of how it started is Sheree. Because now that Sheree's caught, she starts just laughing.

And she's like, well, I thought it would be good. I thought it would be funny, you know, because my point in inviting her to the hurricane thing was I thought it would be interesting. And she's like, oh, so you were the first stop messa. And she's like, thing was I thought it would be interesting and she's like oh so you were the first time that's a and yeah I thought it would be good and she's like but what's kind of what's kind of funny about it to the Kassasha is based like I invited Kindle because I invited everyone and I saw all God that both gonna come this is gonna be interesting but then

turns out she didn't come so I I was like, well, so, but then she's like, but then I was Monique who took the botanon around with that really. And it's funny because Giselle is not really interested in having a big fight with a Shawshok. She's like, well, like Shawshok did start this, but Monique though, Monique, she just, she just wants to go after Monique. Yes, and you don't go after Sasha, because, you know, Jazeal only goes after the week ones, because when she goes after the strong ones, she gets screwed over.

Like, Serece is like, oh, really? And then they showed the fight that lasted two full reunions, like two years. She fit, yeah. Where she went after Sasha and then Sasha came right back and slapped her really hard, like, you know, life-h hurting things. And then meanwhile, the waiter comes over and he's like, uh, so, uh, the restaurant is closing.

So could you leave and get his like, uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh, chipmunks speaking, chipmunk princess, princess, straight monk. Okay. Um, we're airing our issues at, eh, hem, hem. I would like to say something. You all burst into Rockus laughter when I was sharing something personal about my relationship and just all goes oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh you're like then they show the flashback of the averse thing like you know it's so hard being a beauty queen in DC and like he called me princess and like I talk so I'm famous and he's not. They both start cracking up again. Monique starts cracking up.

And Candace is like, what? Why are you doing that to me? Why is everybody laughing at me again? And Monique goes, look, look, look, look. It's nothing personal, okay? I was just laughing because you're acting like you're famous. And, you know, I wasn't disrespecting your relationship or you as a person, like, as she says, I was just saying you're an idiot, you know?

Yeah. Listen, none of us are famous, but we've earned the right to act like we're famous. You know, just always with the, with the semi-famous preacher, I was the football player, Rob with a basketball player. I mean, you're dating a, you're dating a guy who owns like a hooters, you know? You're dating a guy who doesn't remember to bring napkins to a picnic. I mean, you won like a page and called Miss Little Pothole 2017 okay it's not like you know you got to work for a little more. So they get back and they're sitting around having a glass of

wine at the hotel and Karen's telling she's on the phone but she's also like talking to one of the producers holding camera she's like. Oh last's trying to have a glass of wine with me. Tired, tired. I'm tired. So you got to share. And Ashley says, I'm so sick of her fallacies. She just bugs me because I'm a millennial. So I'm from the age of being open and putting everything on on there. And you know, Karen's like, iron class, putting everything on there. You know, Karen's like... Iron Class.

Steamboat Willie, basically. Right? She told things from a Steamboat. She said, Karen's an Iron Class book. I'm like, it's like, Iron Cloud maybe. So now it's the next morning. I like how I'm making fun of her saying something wrong when I couldn't even, like, say,

parfum, year, or whatever. I'm still saying it wrong. I'm a hypocritical. So it's the next morning, Jazelle's based on me with her girls. And then she says, she asks for a date of something. She's like, what date do I come back? Whatever.

And they look at it. And she's like, you do not pause your mother during. Mom, you asked me to look at the time. God. Karen's like checking in on a, she's like at a cafe looking at a tea pot. She's like, oh tea pot. She's like a scandal, a tea pot, a doom scandal. Then Karen and Candy are having lunch together in the hotel, I think.

And Candy's like, oh this is so nice. It's your first, you know, whatever he cares. And Candy's like, well, I might be coming back here because Ray wants to come here so it might be time to return you know to flow out of France where he's always dreamt of coming just what I told the girls me while Robbins over at the pool with Ashley and she's got she's got her you know she's in a bikini or whatever and she's based on me with Juan and she's got her, you know, she's in a bikini or whatever, and she's based on me with Juan, and she's like, do you like my cover up? And he's like, no.

So mean. Like, creepy. Right. So back over at the restaurant, Karen's like, well, now that I've talked about myself, what about you? What is it? There's a heaviness about you. Mm-hmm.

As heavy as a chipmunk can be. What's going on? She's like, well, I just feel like my life isn't taken seriously by this group. I can't say, well, remember that. Sage advice. I gave it the picnic. Always use good wink glue. Remember that? Remember that? You didn't listen. Now look at your wig. Actually, it looks really good. What do you use? Here's what I do. These women, they're avilatures. And they're just, you know, you gotta, you gotta learn how to do with the the mithem for launch and dinner and snacks, but not breakfast.

Breakfast, I just have tea. Candies like, well, maybe they'll say maybe Karen will help me to learn how to get them to support me. Like some crap. It's like, well, look, that's right. Your timing was off. Okay. I'm going to assume if you want your concerns to be, off. Okay, you had an issue. If you want your concerns to be, um, if you want your concerns to be observed, you need to lead the conversation immediately and not wait until the last minute to have a lead. Like I did, for example, as I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was , I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was , I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was

I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was You said the podium you gotta say here. Yeah, it's press conference welcome no Quattro the comments never the comments just cut it off and then Sherees joins them and She's like well, we're talking about how the vultures came at the wrong timing for Candace, you know Florida France You know how it goes and Sherees is like well, I'm gonna tell you something Princess and then she Can't this just a little bit serious. Princess Okay, Princess. And then she, Candace just looks, she's Princess, okay? Princess, I'll say it again. You brag about allowing your privilege life.

I'm like, okay, you just made a champagne room last year. Yeah, but I mean, but it's not like Teresa's wrong though. And it's kind of funny that Candace is looking for help from these two women who are like the most evil, especially Shasha, Shasha's can't us his enemy. And she's like, Oh, no one takes me seriously. I'm like, you, Shasha's going to use this against you. You better be careful.

So when Shasha's like, well, you kind of brag about your awful lot. You can't just like, what? I do not as the winner of Miss DC Chili's 2015. I do not brag about myself under Twalk ass and C says He's And Karen's like look, hmm. We're all pageant users or we're all pageant queens in our own right But we don't say it. I'm like no, you're liberally not pageant queens, okay?

I get what you're saying, but a a magic queen is at least a title of something yeah so but we don't say it huh you know I want to see what's more in there what more is in candy I want to know what's inside candy you know it is very difficult to bite into a piece of chocolate not know what's inside of it how many legs does it take to get the center of a chutzu roll who wants to bite in and get a butter scotch roll? Nobody, nobody. Stick a satisfy eyes, but you don't. Just tell me where the mayor Shino is inside Candy.

How about that? Candy, you have to stop melting in the mouth and not in the hand and more in the mouth. And Candy starts crying where she does that. Candy's, I mean, she folds up a little napkin into like a square or something, and starts dabbing right under her eye. And she's like, well, I just don't want you to feel like I have to explain myself to everyone.

Like, no, that's what I'm saying. I'm explaining yourself. And Candace tells us, she's like, I felt like I had a budding relationship with Ashian Monique, and they've kind of retreated to their own corners and it's just, I feel so alone. I'm like, translation, you thought the three of you guys would be friends and like an alliance and they've kind of like left you behind and now you're afraid you can get fired from the show.

Pretty much, yeah. So then we get the big scene for the day, which is the next morning. Yeah, well the same morning, it's the same morning. Yeah, well, the same morning is the same morning. It's just that this is what's happening upstairs in the suite. Um, Monique goes to knock on Jacelle's door. And Jacelle just looks at her. Jacelle's in a row. Monique's like dressed up for breakfast. She gives her that Jacelle look like what the fuck do you want?

You know, yeah. And Monique's like, oh, I set up breakfast on our balcony. I thought you want to have breakfast. So I was like, do I really want to eat with you? Is this how we want to start the day? I want it to be a peaceful day and I'm already starting with you. Typical, like here's another fight where someone takes, when it takes to Zelda France, then sets up a private breakfast on a balcony.

Yeah. We're just gonna have to get out of the room. Yeah. And Jizzle's gonna still act like she's doing her favor as she takes like a whole stack of pancakes. Yeah. So basically, Jizelle still wants to hang Monique over this Kindle situation,

even though it was clearly Sasha's idea. She's such a one-screw after Monique. So Monique now is saying, yeah, she's basically sort of, implying that the reason why now, why she brought around Kendall to the event and everything was because this was part of Shasha's plan and she was just doing what Shasha said. So she's sort of like revealing that she was lying before about that event. Oh wow.

So you're trying to act like you're innocent to the whole Kendall Muppet Capaira. Yeah. And then Monique basically was like, you know what, I invited her to this gala and then when she was, and then after that, she was like, you know what, this is really messy. I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to follow Shasha's plan, you know. And again, they're like talking a lot about like, I don't want to bring her around. I don't want to bring her around.

It was all like code for like Kindle's role on the TV show. Yes, and she's like, look, the only place I took her to was the charity thing, which also they had that shot where they were walking and talking about how he was in the park and parking the dark, whatever they call it. So she'll get called on that later. But for now, she's like, it was just the charity thing. And she's like, you know what? You try and blame everyone else for your own mess, which is true. And money's like, no, I invited her and then I said I wouldn't do it anymore.

You know, I wasn't gonna go along with this and she's like, oh, so you only did that because you knew it was gonna make you look bad. And she's like, no, no, no, I did it. She's like, yes, yes, yes, yes. And so she's like, isn't that okay though? If you, it's like, oh, this will make me like bad,

I shouldn't do this. Isn't that like a good motivator for a lot of things in life? You know what? I probably shouldn't say something racist because that would look really bad. I'd probably get fired, you know? It's like, I mean, like in general, I mean, what's obviously you should say something racist

because it's wrong, obviously, but I'm just saying it in general, like you'd like fear of looking bad in public is a motivator for a lot of people to do the right thing in life, you know, and that's okay. Yeah, but it's just so she's never gonna accept anything, you know, she's like eating her free food on the balcony overlooking France after coming out of her private suite that she got over everybody. Like she's just horrible.

So when he's like, look, I'm'm just telling you I wanted to apologize because I realized it was gross and I backed out of it and she was then you wouldn't have done it. And she's like okay look she goes look if I really wanted to be messy she would be here right now I would have brought all the group trip she would be in every event you know she goes now that would have been me you know declaring war she goes and we got off from the rest start in the beginning anyway. And then we show Giselle just being awful to her, which she was. And then she's like, well, you know, and she said, and then it calmed down.

And she goes, and now there's trouble again. And she goes, I was like, yes, now there's trouble, because you did, what you did, but I'm not surprised. It's Monique, Hater Behavioral. And Monique's like, well, look, I just wanted to, Monique's staying very calm. She's not going to give Zazel a little bit of comfort, you know? So she's like, well, I just wanted to chat and get on the same page. And Zazel's like, well, you tried to take a shot and you missed, if you take a shot, don't,

if I take a shot, I don't miss. I'm like an ninja, waiting in the cuff, just for the right moment to blow your face off. I'm like an ninja with a gun. Doesn't really make sense. Waiting for the right moment to blow your face off so funny. And then Monique thinks it's gonna be something nice because it sounds like she's gonna say, like you took a shot, you missed, I get it. Whatever, it's fine.

Thanks for the pancakes, but then it turns into blow your face off. And then Monique just scrunches her face like Yeah, and then just I'll just stairs at her like From the pancakes. She just devoured and it just goes to be continued I mean, we've had like 10 to be continued in a row on the show But I'm okay with it. It was still good. And that brings us to the end of Real House, was Zupatomi!

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