Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Extra Medium

Episode Date: May 30, 2018

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I'm Ronnie Karen from the Rosebrick Bachelor podcast, and here I am with the gorgeous Ben Mandelker! Of the B-side blog in the banter blender, hello, Ben! Hello, how are you? Good! What a great Tuesday. I know. We're back at it after a very relaxing and much needed Memorial Day weekend, which we discussed our entire weekend on our bonus episode this week, which we'll be posted shortly. And we recommend everyone listen to that.

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Bedrooms so sorry that I don't have more flags up, but I was in an accident So I've been icing myself Yeah, the real victim and all of this is remote a single ladies and gentlemen. So yes, that's amazing. I somehow missed I saw to it's so funny. I saw two of her stories and then that that one I saw she had a something with a pool button watch. That is hilarious. You know what's funny is that so on the bonus episode we talk about among other things. We talk about video games and I talk about how I've been playing a lot of Zelda. And on Sunday night, I sat down to play Zelda and I played it for like five hours and I turned it off at 4 a.m. and before I turned it off, like I switched over to regular TV

like for whatever reason. And there was like a season one episode of Real Housewives of New York on. So I switched directly from Zelda, like walking around the plains of Hyrule to then almost on Ramona being like, well, here's what I taught Avery. Instead of a boy, it doesn't like you. He actually does like you. That's what you have to learn. I wish I'd known that all my life, okay.

Oh my God. God Ramona. She was a gift I kept on giving this week. She really, she continues. She is a gift that continues To give she's an awful awful sour little apple gift that just keeps on producing sour sour mormonages What can you say you know what they all do because in this morning? I go on to Instagram and there's like a shot of Luan and she's in some sort of sparkly dress and the caption is like gonna surprise Andy Cohen on the view for his birthday and you just see Luan and she's just like quiet. I'm gonna surprise Andy

and she's just like walking through a hallway and for some reason just Luan walking through a hallway is enough to like brighten my day. It makes it a little worth it. Would you believe it girls? I'm walking through a hallway. I hope I don't see any twins But today we are here to talk about the real housewives of Potomac Definitely the best season of Potomac they've had I I think to date, I think we can all agree on that one. I am loving Potomac. It's cracking me up. Yeah, I finally found their voice. Sometimes it takes, it's like a wide receiver.

It's like a football player. It's always the third season where they really just like come to life and get you great fantasy football numbers. I know that doesn't translate to you, but to me it does. And that's all that matters. But fantasy does, OK? Whoa. What's a fantasy? Somebody didn't stop in front of me and make me rear end them okay. That's my fantasy. Happy Memorial Day to me. What's a fantasy football? Is that like with wizards

which is play football? What do they do that? Do they control the ball with their wands? I don't get. Okay. Okay. So let's see here. What do you want to start, Ben? Oh, while we start to be in the episode, let's start at the end to go backwards. We'll do like a memento. So I know that this show is really good because when I write down the what

happened previously and don't even remember some of it because I was missing it from typing so much last week. Karen going security Security when she's outside trying to break them up and then she's just standing in the middle of the girls with her arms out Stretch and she's going no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, understand why would someone want a TV that's flushed against their wall we at least we like to have at least three feet three feet of distance. So she is screaming for security Monique is holding an umbrella against Robbins neck and she's like I'm going to choke you out with this umbrella and then Robbins like hit me hit me go ahead hit me so you can turn around assuming how all your dreams come true which you know what a snotty thing to say because she's money shaming somebody and it's not like

Monique went out and earned a lot of money on her I know okay Monique really she needs to take a seat because She was really up all about being like I'm not gonna hear about someone who has like Well, she's saying like I've got more money to lose than someone who has more less money to lose than I have more deal with people with less to lose than me So she's saying like if I hit her she's gonna sue me because she's poor Which you know what a shitty thing to say but I was thinking as somebody who could use Good punch in the face by rich person so I could see them and get a lot of money

I'm like, oh my god I'm so Robin right now and I don't think I've ever said that. But I was like, I hope this is what Robin's doing because it's a good plan. Yeah, well, you know, it also monique needs to like relax. Okay, it's not like she owns like the state of Maryland, okay? She's got five houses that are that are that her husband bought. Okay, she, she, okay, you're not, you're not Barbara Corcoran. Okay, so just relax.

Shark Tank. Yeah. She's just kitchen fish tank. Ha ha ha ha. The fish are just judging her stupid business ideas. They're like, Jin sang an apple side of vinegar. Sounds great. I will invest $30 for a 2% equity in your company.

It's like, mm-hmm. Mom, can I just do my lemonade stand? Thanks. So I think Chizelle speaks for all of us when she says, I have no idea why spaghetti, arms, picks a fight with money made with a Robin. Nah. But.

Yeah, it is true. I mean, Robin will take down anyone. She's a tank. Yeah, she is a tank. So Chiris is like, what is what's happening? What is Robin even do to you? What's going on? What did Monique do? And Robin is like, so making excuses for her. Okay. And just just raises her finger because she's back in preacher mode. And she's like, yeah, no more. And no more. I know more. I'm like,

you guys going in the book. We're not in church. Okay. There's somebody holding an umbrella against somebody's throat. Let's stop acting like we're in the middle of a church. Yeah. So Robins coming down on Shawshaw for taking Monique's defense and everything. And then Karen, she's furious. You know, the real victim here is Karen Hueger, who's sent a vent with Sue was ruined.

And you know, she's, she's just pissed at all the ladies like don't do it in my event do it at Monique next time do it at Monique's event but not in my event. Just attack rate your own event please spend a time, spend a time. So now Monique and Shasha are talking and Monique is now doing this whole thing of you know I let down my guard and I thought I had some new friends, but now I don't have new friends. What was I thinking? Maybe I was too drunk, you know, but maybe I was, no, actually, she's like, I'm not drunk. I can drive. Look at that. I can drive. I'm not drunk. I spend time on charities. And for a second, I thought I came new friends. I'm like, this, what does this, any of this have to do with you drunk

driving and crash your car? It's like you just sat down on a park bench, but your hands up as if you're honest during will like you're drunk Like you're not driving. Yeah, she seemed kind of drunk I'm like I just tried to strangle somebody with an umbrella. I don't know if now's the time to be trying to I'm a lot of resource. Okay Like it does not count as driving. If you're treating a newspaper box like a certain real. So you're trying to make your umbrella fly like Mary Poppins.

Okay. I think you're trying to drive this umbrella. No one's going to stop. So sure is. It's like, listen, you're amazing. And I know you're amazing because when you called me and told me about the accident,

I said, I know you. They don't know you. It's like, what are you even saying, Sherries? There's Sherries ever have like a plan of what she's gonna say. Or does she just always spout off nonsense? I don't know what this woman is ever talking about. Well, she's like, at one woman

who has driven drunk before and by driven drunk, I mean, has three glasses of champagne and gone on to her. Hubba board. I emphasize. Yeah, let me tell you how many small three that I hit before hitting a big three. It's like I'm a woman who empowers women. So I get it. I'm like, yeah, is that the new way to say like breathalyzer? Because that's what we're talking about here and the Monique's like Yeah, Sherees respects and empowers other women, okay? I'm like Let's like rewind to Nemacol and okay

Listen, you're a little girl. You're a little girl Come on Sherees empowering up come on So money so then we go over to Monique Everybody's getting ready because I guess it's like the new start of the episode So we see everybody it's morning time and Monique just keep saying a variant of this you can't even have a relaxing night with those tricks I don't have the mental capacity to be around the shady behind tricks like her new thing today is shady behind capacity to be around the shady behind tricks like her new think today is shady behind Crack some you up because she says that I think five times and Chris is just like

He's just staring at like I don't know a model boat or something. He's like oh, I'm gonna build a cell boat God told me to build an arc that fits one two of every kind of animal. Oh, Monique, you won't be driving the arc, will you? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Then we see Robin's exciting life. She's like, this is how you make a bed. Yes, did you notice that she totally has a a Hildi Santos Thomas wall in that kids room? It's all geometric shapes of different colors.

It's classic trading spaces. Classic Robin. Well, she pretty much has traded spaces. She's playing trading spaces with herself. She's like, I won from a townhouse to a townhouse in the same complex, but this one has a nook. So we're moving up. The other Robin were jogging pants.

This Robin wears a ball gown to make a bed So she sells on the phone with the girl who's writing her book and she's like the writer's like well I've made the requested changes and she's like good Yeah, I'm like is this writing a book. Do you do anything for this book? What exactly are you doing for this book? Yeah, I'm not sure maybe she's gonna test the paper stock Well, I'm not sure. Maybe she's gonna test the paper stock Well, I made my contribution So we finally land on christen candy s And they're on like it. They're on a dock and He's like can you get the fish food out of my pocket and cuz they're gonna feed fish

So it's weird that he couldn't grab it himself. I think at first I thought it was supposed to be like grab my dick through my pocket situation But ultimately they're like yeah, let's feed the fish. I brought fish food. I'm like, you know, this is not like a fish tank. You get throw pretty much like anything, you can throw bread in there, it's fine. Yeah, who does that?

I don't know why it bothered me so much, they got specific fish food for like wild fish, you know? Yeah, it's just red. Why don't you just go fishing? And also, you're feeding fish. What about the people who are trying to fish now the fish are going to be hungry it's like you're causing a whole problem here candy and Chris but of course and who feeds fish at a harbor I'm sorry you do it in a pond or a fish tank but you don't do it at a harbor

well you can tell they feed a lot of fish because fish don't need napkins I don't even get that because they forgot the been shit. Because they forgot the napkins at the barbecue that they threw, remember? Oh, yeah. And everyone's like, we need a napkin, not. We're just used to feeding fish. Yeah, this was like, this was to make up for the fact that they did not bring the barbecue on time, like, well, we're going to show that we can feed something appropriately. So, look, we'll start with the fish.

Yeah, they're throwing paper towels at the fish. They're like, we didn't forget napkins. So Candy is planning a lunch with who she calls momzilla, which, you know, she's like, the wedding is a year away and me and my mom need to create boundaries. You know what you could do that with your own checking accounts. Yeah, also, I'm starting to think that Dorothy is not that much of a momzilla. She's just pretty calm and collected and

Like the most she said was well, I think you may have to reconsider your budget, you know Whoa, momzilla. Yeah, but we can't tell if she's just acting because Once they will we'll say when I'll talk about it when they get to lunch, but she can't, he's making it seem like she's really a mom still up behind closed doors, you know, and I can't really tell. So she's like, well, my mom knew about the little kids that you had, but she doesn't know about the 15 year old that you have that you haven't seen for 10 years.

I'm like, mm-hmm. Yeah, awkward. She didn't tell them, they didn't tell the mom because they didn't want her to, you know, be judgmental, et cetera. Even though the mom is a therapist, so allegedly, she's professionally unjudgmental. But we'll see you.

So they're talking about this and Candace is like, well, we both come from blended families. And I want to be honest with my mom. And I just want to show that we can blend. And she should get it because we're from blended families. And blended families, and he's just like staring zoning out like when can we go back to the fish. Yeah cuz she's saying look I mean we get it we're from divorce families and we can prove that we can do this unlike he's isn't he like the third I mean aren't you doing a lot of blending

happening it's like he's a Vitamix. The motor that will never stop lending. He is, he's a sort of person who can blend. The family is so well that they become, like you make soup and it gets warm and the because the blender is so good. Oh my god. So then Robin's kids are being watched. Robin's scenes always start with like, stop it, leave your brother alone. Stop it, little boys. Yeah, so Juan comes over and he's brought vegan food and she's like, Juan watched a documentary on Netflix and like ever since then this whole household is vegan. I've been there, I think we have all done it and you know, Robyn's making another damn

dollar because they finally got Netflix I'm like for this to be happening to you now. I mean, I think all the rest of America went through this vegan Netflix phase like five years ago. At least like God every time there's a food documentary on Netflix It's the most annoying thing in the world did you see that? I don't think do you see that like cows are murder? Did you see that documentary? Oh my god? I'm never even me again. I'm vegan now. OK. Wait, will they actually sell one of those flip-tows

as she's going to suddenly know what Game of Thrones is? It's like, oh, Jesus. It's like the one who's just found Game of Thrones and won't shut up about it like all these years later. Uh. Oh, pay for the HBO, finally. So she's a quad-brown home vegan. And you know

Juan has really given her nothing over their marriage So she's just getting over the tennis shoes she got last week and she's like Oh my god Juan I love Satan Satan It's been a long time since we've gone to church, but Juan brought me Satan, so that's what we're doing now. So they're going to, they're going to, they're having some kind of party, right? Well, they're, they're going to be having a medium coming over. The, the, the, this, I mean, I don't know if there's a party, but basically Robin has invited a medium to come over for later in the episode and

She's doing it because Basically the producers are like half a medium come over, but we learned that one had a dad named Phil And we always thought was his dad, but it turns out his real dad is guy named Bruce And apparently this was all part of a big thing on real sports with Brian Gumball. And so I'm saying that now because I think that's important when we come back to the psychic. So that's it. Oh yeah. So they're talking about who they want to talk to.

He's like, should we talk to my mom? And she's like, well, we've lost so many people, grandparents, friends. And he's like, what about Earl? She's like, yeah, that guy is throwing himself off the bridge after he stole all of our money. I mean, if he wants to apologize, that would be great. If Monique was dead, I'd ask her to apologize, but I guess we're gonna have to wait a few years for that one. Hmm.

So then she brings up Monique and how she's been blowing at me every insult. And she's like, every insult has been about money, okay. I take the blame for it and it just keeps going, it never stops. Now I would feel sorry for her if she wasn't always fighting with people and talking about how much money they're getting from their husbands. Yeah, I mean, I think, I actually think that

when Monique talks about Robyn's money, I think Monique just goes the money space with everyone, you know, because Monique has it in her mind that she is You know, Mollanda Gates and it's like she's not and and I mean she's wealthy and wealthier than that we are for sure But Robin is taking it I think way more personally, you know It's like when Robin got all mad because Monique posted that meme and Robin was like, I can't believe you'd make fun of me if Waving my face. It's, no, it was a meme. She wasn't really, it wasn't like,

it's something specifically directed towards you. But Robin thinks that Monique is making fun of Robin's financial difficulties. And I actually don't get the sense that she is. I think that Monique just says that with anyone. It's like, I'm sorry, man, we are out of crabs for tonight. Well, guess what? I have more money than you.

I got money. If you had money, you would get me crabs. You know, it's like. Yes, so she wants to talk about. Turbo example, but. So she wants to talk about this guy jumping off the bridge this fraud by bringing in another fraud, which, you know, it's like, he just keep on trucking Robin, okay?

Or it's one but say, just keep grinding. Stop worrying about Monique, which one that happened? No. Over at Karen's, Karen's doing her classic grocery store platter for her. Oh my God. There's like Entomans, muffins with some grapes. And the funny thing is, last week,

I made fun of Robin for creating the alter ego, Kern Hooger. I was like, what a stupid name. Couldn't you have done better? And then all week long, I've been going, Kern Hooger, Kern Hooger. It's like shockingly perfect. I'm like, really? It's Krunhooger. Krunhooger.

Also she draws her tongs on the floor and she's like, that wasn't supposed to happen. Enough, security, security. How these gums have to stop playing with my tongs. Security. Tongues, drop on your own time. Tongues, uh... Tongues, or da- Tizzy-ass tongs. You're the Dizzy-ass tongs. It's guaranteed. Tongs, drop on your own time. Tongs.

Spended tizzy ass tongs. You're the dizziest tongs here. So Monique comes over with her adorable freaking little kid. Oh my god. Her dog is so cute. Super cute. So she's like, well, I made, you know, Karen, Karen, who, Karen, who grew mad. So if I have to, but I don't have a nanny. And if I have to drive two hours to get her good graces, I will do that. I'm like, oh my God, with you're not having a nanny again. I know.

Like congratulations. Welcome to all of America. Like you don't get an award for not having a nanny. Okay, there's no special medal for your favorite. Yeah, yeah. You wait, you're eating muffins with your daughter at somebody's house.

Whoa. Mother of the year. Well, she's like, well, if I have to drive in two hours of traffic just to get to her house, I will. I'm like, well, what else would you be doing cleaning out the fish tank? You know, so, so Chris is putting his model, do it into the fish tank. Yeah, that is like, look at the co-sailing.

I just want to say, because someone's going to tweet, like, I missed the model boat. That's totally fictional. I just made it up, because I as well as imagine he was doing. He always like, he's staring down at it. He's always just sort of staring down. He's about to make a little model boat or a model train.

Yeah, he's always looking down at something. I'm just going to agree with you right now, because I don't know what else to do. out to make a little model boat or a model train. Aww, look at this, sir! It looks quite realistic! Oh, oh, oh, oh. So, Monique knows how to deal with Karen. She's like, look, I'm sorry, I shouldn't know better than to fight at your event. I just couldn't believe in Karen's like, well, I hope you learned something. Don't let them pull your string! I'm like, look, I'm talking, lady! Yeah, don't let them put, don't let them pull your strings, just the way those ghosts pull the tongs right off my platter.

So rude. Been bullied by ghosts all day. Mm-mm. And so Monique was like, yeah, well, it wasn't really my fault though, right? She's like, no, I mean, that was right down and stupid. Pantsing. Let me tell you something. Jazzal and Robyn are bullies, straight up bullies. Like, remember how they bullied me about

taxes at my press conference that was attended by no one except them. That was just rude. Rude. The bully giant made cute Jack and Wack. There I said it. It's mine. Jack and Wack. Righty down. Next. I'm gonna fax it to all the news reporters. Jack and Wack's press release from Karen Hueger. Here, page one. This is the title page. Two pages total. It's a fact that all the music of art is. Jack and wax. Press release from Karen Hueger. Here, page one. This is the title page. Two pages total. It's page two.

Jack and wax. I created that. Jack, page one. Page two is, and page three is, whack. Three of three pages sent, not including the cover page. I don't send a cover page, honey. They know my taxes. Well, she's a kindred spirit, Monique,

because we were both attacked over my taxes. Well, she's a kindred spirit, Monique, because we were both attacked over my taxes. That's what makes a kindred spirit, but okay. So Monique's like, well, you know, he's just happened, and so here we go, with the cherry ones. Well timed, charity, like post drunk driving charity moment well times. So she's she knows this guy who's getting 218 Wheeler so they're joining forces with her massive charity called ginger and apple side of vinegar Monique And they're gonna fill those trucks with something so she's like well I wanted to extend the invite to the group, but is it the right time? I'm like, when is the right time to ask people to bring old clothes and bottles of water? They have to drive the Houston together. Oh, yeah, exactly. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ

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Restaurant because she just love that when she gets off the plane from Atlanta the first thing she wants is barbecue I'm like no the first thing she wants is a free meal Okay, because you can get tons of barbecue down in Atlanta. I'm sure okay She earned it. She's like I bought your house. I'm eating free barbecue Exactly, I mean since when do you go from like the south to Maryland? I'm like, okay, I need to have barbecue now. It's like, you could. Oh, LG. Yeah. He could be working at a yogurt planet, and she'd be in there with yogurt with every single topic on it. Okay. Is he earned it young lady? Oh, she did. I mean,

that's why I think it's so funny about it. Like, she just want, like, obviously, she just like, give me a free meal. Yes. And this is why I think it's so funny about it. Like, she just want, like, obviously she just like, give me a free meal. Yes. And this is why I think that Candice is telling us that she acts a different off camera, because she goes, well, when she comes here, she gets a half chicken, colored greens, mac and cheese, and then it cuts to the mom and she's like,

oh, I'm a salmon salad. And I'm trying to get a really high voice, but it's really hard. I would like to have a really nice voice, but it's really hard. I would like to have some salad please. I put some actually a rugla on it too. So they're talking about the wedding a little bit. And Candice is like, so I guess there's something I need to tell you. And then she takes a big sip and the mom's like,

okay. And Candice does her beauty pageant thing and what she seems to do every episode is, I don't wanna cry. I don't wanna cry. And the mom's like, okay, bitch, just get to it. All right, you do this every time you open up a yogurt. You know, it's like, I don't wanna cry.

Let's see how it play. I know this trick, okay. I don't want to cry. Do you want to play? I know this trick. Okay. I'm your mother. Okay. She folds the paper towel up into a tiny little square. So she's just tapping it the tiny little tears at the corner. She's like, listen, lady, just get it over with.

Yeah. She's like, well, uh, there's something I haven't told you. She's like, oh my god, am I paying for this meal today? Am I paying for this meal? No. It's about Chris. Well, you know, he has two little kids. you. She's like, oh my god, am I paying for this meal today? Am I paying for this meal? No. It's about Chris. Well, you know, he has two little kids. Well, there's a third kid. And mom's like, okay, he's 15. She's like, okay. He's 15. He's a 15 year old son. And mom's like, okay. She's like, things are sensitive, but we all often learn how to deal with sensitive topics.

That's my opinion. And she's like, oh my God, she was so lovely about it. A weight has literally been lifted off of me. I'm like, she's going to hit you with the fly swatter in the parking lot. Just wait. Just wait. She's just, she's like, okay, I'll yell at her after I get my free meal, but for right now, where are the, where is that salmon salad? You're literally telling her in a public place, so she can't yell at her after I get my free meal, but for right now, where is that salmon salad?

You're literally telling her in a public place so she can't yell at you. It's like a breakup thing that you're doing with your mom. So Chris arrives and she's like, full disclosure, I told her about the first kid and he's already got food in his mouth. I'm like, can you wait to stop stepping your mouth until you do a confession?

Come on people. Yeah, exactly. So he's like, he's like, yeah, I don't know what to do. He's like, I haven't seen him in like nine years and I try to go Bob, but she won't let me. And like, it's hard. I'm like, what is this accent you're doing Chris? He's like, he's like, yeah, I was like,

it was, I was like, mm-hmm. Yeah, that was fishy. He did totally do that. He's like, I thought I was making decisions that was best for him, but what if I push? And he says, I'm like, listen, Scarlet over here. I'll just get through this, okay. And also, you don't even have to read between the lines.

He said, I said I was gonna go there, but then there's threats. And then I thought I was making decisions that were best for him. But blah, blah, blah. I'm like, well, maybe it's going to be hard, but you don't know unless you try. I mean, it's your fucking sense, or? Well, it's this standard thing we hear from all the guys on the show, you know, like block. He said this about like, rather like, right.

He's like, well, I wanted to, but then your mom always seemed so angry. So I was like, it's best if I don't interfere. I mean, all the kids like crying out for their father. Yeah, I don't know that this is a good marriage. He seems very nice, but I don't really, I don't think a good mother would say, hey, this sounds great. Sounds like a great idea for your first marriage.

Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to discount the fact that the mom of the 15-year-old kid may be crazy or whatever, but like he's saying, like his basic thing is that he's afraid that he's going to try to reach out and then I guess probably the mom will poison the well or something like that and then he might lose the kid forever, but I think the mom is right. The mom's a therapist. I think she knows what she's talking about. She's like, you got to try. You have to try it. The very least the kid needs to know that you're trying. Yeah. Because that's all the kids going to take away

from it. You know, five years from now, when the kids in college and thinking about things, the kids like, he didn't even try. So you got to try. So now we get Jacelle and Kyle from Ben and Ronnie. I don't even know. Yes. How to be a good father pay your child support and send birthday cards at the very least How does sense of barbecue sense from free meals that'll change everyone's opinion no one screams at free barbecue No one I guarantee you send free barbecue to that household every Friday night I guarantee you send free barbecue to that household every Friday night There are got to they will free food free it works. Yeah, someone's at meat free food every single week I'll be like okay, you know what they're actually pretty cool. It's the great unider

So jizzle jizz and cow jizz and cow it's like a that's shady little dirty story So there's a line. It's the story of Game End's Lives. Giz and Calviz. Gross. Gross and true. Anyway, so Gizelle's at the say-long. And she's like, I am still rest. There's a book. Girls, Sherman, my mom, Hurricane Harvey. I'm like, oh, like you're really putting a lot on your list as like, not a lot to do with you, okay? So, someone else writing the book, you do have girls, I'll give you that.

Sherman's not calling you back, so it's not like, I can get where that would be stressful or hurtful, but it's not like a huge thing on your to-do list, you know? Yeah. Well, she's, well, she's, you know, she's sitting there and I think the straw that's breaking the camel's back in this case is that her mom wants to move near her because

after a hurricane Harvey, her mom's down and he's in her mom wants to, is like, I'm sick at this, I want to be near the girls. So she wants to get a house, but Jacelle doesn't know what sort of house to get her mom. I'm assuming the question is whether or not her mom moves in and that like she doesn't know how to answer that because she has to see where she stands with a Sherman and he's not getting back to her and she's like how much of a superwoman, do I have to be? Yeah, I'm like, well clearly not a lot because I'm not seeing a lot of superwoman happening

here. Yeah, and it does sound like she's saying like how expensive of a house can I afford? Am I with Sherman or am I doing this on my own? Like is this woman getting a trailer in the backyard at the house I'm currently leasing? Or is she is Sherman gonna buy us a big house? It's like this very stressful wonder woman does not worry about things like that. Okay, stop calling yourself Wonder Woman. She said superwoman to be fair so let's not mix up. Superwoman doesn't either either One neither of them especially if it was like Yes, I was just I was gonna make I got confused in the Wonder Woman super woman situation and I

I just had to stop Wonder Woman. Why you do that? Why you why you do that? Why you move here? Why? Why why you do that? Shomen why you not call Shomen why you Why why why you do that? Shuman why you not call shuman why you That's right getting men to call her like Yeah, just I'll just just out turns into just like a day. She's like why you do that Shuman so man why you do that?

I'm in no man's land So she starts crying and cow is so uncomfortable with her crying. He's like Okay, she's okay. She just gets up and she goes she goes like the back of the salon and like stands by a wall puts her hand on the walls like Rapping myself up ...pumping myself up. Uh, chapter 7. I just heard... Ginger leans against the Walla, because she needs to cry in a bathroom,

but it's taken by somebody with a massive number two, wah! That day, that was a load-bearing Walla in many different ways. All she wanted was an open open plan kitchen for her mother. She wanted an open concept, but that was one concept that Shremin was unable to conceptualize. Why you do that? So why you do that? Yeah, so she goes back, she's like, I just have a lot of my plates.

I'm like, no, you just have a very tiny plate right now I tend to upgrade go from a cocktail plate to a dinner plate. Yeah, much better and make Chris pay for it Lord knows he's he needs the karma Yeah, who's Quake Chris? Oh, not Chris. Uh, isn't Chris cantees What's candy candy asses? Those two graces name. Yeah, he's Chris. Yeah, make him pay. All the Chris is make him make make make make make all the Chris is pay make all the Chris is pay make all the Chris is pay for your plate. And so cows like well, you're so crying. Well, you're holding it in because you're super woman and you make things happen, but

you keep it inside and you can let it out once in a while. I mean, preferably not here. Oh, God, you're crying again. Oh, she's like, it's all on me. Yeah. And then the camera just zooms in on her like extreme terrible angle for her, like low angle, because she's lining down and the sink and everything. And she's like crying and everything. And she's like, uh, this is awkward. Uh, can you go now? Yeah, he's like being a God-fearing woman, you know, you're not in control. I was like, God-fearing. Yeah, he's like being a God-fearing woman, you know you're not in control. I was like God-fearing.

Yeah, that's the first thing I think of when I think of Giselle, just a good God-fearing woman. So Monique and Sheree's are next. And it's changed from 18th Wheeler to 16th Wheeler to a couple of U-Halls. I'm not really sure what's going on here, but it's nice. You know, they're like collecting. And then Sheree's is there to take credit for everything. She's like, Oh, a theme though, my friends. She knew she couldn't do this without my fissons. And I reached out for all my friends and they are filled up. Yeah. Well, great. Sharice, look at Shree's empowering by taking all the credit. Meanwhile, what I love is that they started setting up a tent right by the U Hall.

And Monika is setting up this tent. And I don't know if you noticed noticed it but she did it right next to a sign that said do not drink. I was like see it's everywhere, it's everywhere Monique. You just have to literally look for the signs. She takes up an umbrella and holds it against the sign. She's like listen here sign, secure attitude. She's like wow, that sign was really, this this town was really hard to set up. Who's ready for a Martini? I brought some of thermos. Karen's just throwing old wigs in there. And Jizelle comes by and she's like, I've got some water. And she just answered over and leaves.

Jizelle does exactly what I would have done. Like here, here's the water. Bye. That's how I would handle it. Yeah, what do I have to do? I'm happy with Monique. So she's like, here's your water. Here's your cost co what to raw. Bye. You might need some of it before you go driving next time. So speaking of empowerment, Robbins over with her team for her shoes. I just want to before you get to Robbins, I just want to point out that Karen showed up with nothing.

She's like, well, I'm here. I don't have anything to do in it, but I'm here for all the heavy lifting. I'm like, yeah, you're not going to do any heavy lifting and you brought no bag of huggies or water like everyone else. Doesn't Bill Gates have to do enough? That's too sorry. I brought a bowl of facts paper. Certainly someone needs that. One thing you need when you're in a storm is to know that your printer paper is being held steady in place, which is why there's little holes on the side of this and when you're

done printing you just rip off the sides. I mean that old printer paper. Oh yeah. I brought a cordless phone. It's great. on the side of this and when you're done printing, you just rip off the sides. Remember that old printer paper? Yeah. I brought a cordless phone. It's great. So even if you're hitting a hurricane, you can make a call from upstairs while your phone base is downstairs.

Oh, so she's, yeah, she brings nothing. I didn't even notice that. I heard her say she's here for heavy lifting, but I was like, oh, what? It's a bunch of water and wigs. You know that truck is full of water and wigs, right? Yeah, exactly. So now we go to Robin, as you're trying to say, she's empowered walk through. So yeah, she has a new charity called She is empowered. And then if the Kyron says the season powered team, I love the Kyron people.

I like that. It sounds like cheese and power. Like I probably would have shown up and like I love the idea of the cheese and power. Like two great things, having cheese and having power. Cheese and power and that. Very power and. Rob's not real, I mean, um, one's not really with this, but um, you know, we're still supporting each other on our different lanes. I'm on his vegan lane. Am I not cheese chasing power, man?

So now, you know, so that we see some more charity stuff, but basically, Ashley Monique are like, like, now's not that time for fighting, but we'll talk about this at a future time. So now we basically go to the future time where Ashley Monique arrive at a friend restaurant called Monami. Well, Monami. Monami. So did I go too fast for you? Did I just orange you? No, no, no.

I mean, literally nothing happened. Like, why do we have to talk about every little thing? I was just looking at this line that Robin says Monique knows how she made me feel at that scent event, but I'm too busy empowering women to tear them down. Since when? Yeah. But I'm too busy empowering women to tear them down since when yeah Remember when you went to Ashley's business to try to like make it look bad. Yeah, what part of empowerment was that? Yeah, I'm not really sure but I'm glad that she's buying Gromble shit You know you need to buy your own product first

So over at this French restaurant they're like so so so well, I guess I'll wait for you to order Did you order no, I'll wait for you No, Nick like and specuously orders a hot tea instead of instead of like a martini But then she also orders a shrimp cocktail. I'm like, you know that there's no booze in a shrimp cocktail, right? She's the story she has to order a cocktail All right. She's distorted. She has to order a cocktail somehow. She's like, I need my cocktails.

In some form or another. She's like, I'll have this from cocktail. And can we make that with gin? Thanks. Mm-hmm. The man is foster. You have that right. As soon as Ashley's like, well,

well, I'm relieved we can talk it out. Don't think I didn't notice homegirl ordered a tea and not a martini. And when he's like, well, thank you for coming because it showed me that we know how to act for a good cause. And she's like, look, I'm on the offense here. I'm not mad at you or anything.

So, you know, I mean, I saw that you were upset at the scent event. First of all, she doesn't know the difference between offensive defense, which is fun. Yeah, I was wondering about that. I love that, she doesn't know the difference between offensive defense, which is fine. Yeah. I was wondering about that. I love that Ashley is just always so innocent, but she's the biggest shitster on this show. And that is saying something on this.

She is. She is the biggest shitster, but she also, she can apologize is really well. She's like a really good apologizer. But she does there's so much shit. And Monique is like, well, here's the thing. My name is my business. I'm like, and Monique is like well, here's a thing my name is my business I'm like and what business is that exactly touches remind me what's what is the Monique business? You know that there's already a Monique right? And she's been run out of Hollywood

Yeah, you can't just take over Monique's life, okay. Yeah, she's like my face is my business and my business is JinSync week's life. Okay. Yeah. She's like, my face is my business and my business is JinSync or JinJer. I keep saying JinJer. So it's Jin, it's either way. It's Jin. My business is Jin. Just add saying or sure. Yeah, even Apple cider vinegar has cider in there. It's like, come on. Yeah, Monique, my name is my business. My name is my business. I'm like Your business is like literally just like chopping vegetables on your kitchen island every episode. Yes So she's like well, I didn't have a talk with Robin. Oh, and it's saying then they cut and she's like Oh my god, she had four more teens. I was like full It was not I think it was innocuous. Well

But it wasn't, I think it wasn't innocuous. Well, I'm gonna walk back. It wasn't as malicious as Monique thought. It wasn't, Robin wasn't being like, Monique said drunk. She had four Marching, she's a crashed car. She's a drunk driver. So she wasn't being malicious like that, but she does go, hmm, I think I have to have a talk with Monique, I'm concerned about her.

She had like four Marchines at lunch, which was still like, that's called concern trolling. Yeah, because it came up at it. It didn't arrive and it arrived, I should say. Sorry, it wasn't like people were talking about Monique's drinking and then she brought it up. She just sort of brought up out of nowhere

under the guys of being concerned. So, it wasn't as malicious as Money Thought It Was. Yeah, and Ashley's like, Well, I care about her, but making no mistake, I made no mistake. And she knows it. She just got caught. And then Money's like, well, shame on you. Full me once. Wait, what'd she say?

Full me once. She goes shame on you. Full me twice. Ain't gonna be no shame on me. Fool. Because I'm gonna have a martini. Times three. And I'm gonna drive away from the situation. Pull me twice.

You're a tiny tree. Pull me three times. You're a big tree. Pull me four times. I just fell asleep. Stop questioning me. You know what? I'm so sick of you fooling me.

I'm gonna have a martini for every time you fool me and I'm gonna drive away. And then Monika again is like, well, I hate that we even involve those messy behind tricks and Ashley's like, hmm. Have you said that 20 times today? So Robin, you don't remember, do you? You're blacked out as we talk, aren't you? Do you, how many Ashley's do you see? How about we do? How about we Like suddenly turning into like a muck of babies over here. Not too far from the truth. Let's let's discover this pirate ship together. Oh muck of babies. Now there's a real housewife so.

Adamal. My Karen Hieger. Adamal. Adamal. Kern. Unmul. Kern. Nanny's coming.

Quiet everyone. Monique's like, oh, you're so lucky you have a nanny. Security. Security. Nanny. You break up this fight, please. Thank you. So Robin isn't home. And the music choice, but I'm

liking you guys going out on your electric guitar 70s wacky branch. I think it was really an ode to that green velvet couch that Robin put into a living room. It's so so disgusting. It's just the AI. It like scans the room and gives whatever music. That's why every time they go to Karen's it's like boom boom boom boom boom boom boom. Sounds like a good carry-need kind of song. Like everything's falling apart around her but she's just great. Everything's great. It's great. We actually don't like we don't like having that wallpaper there. We know how people have exposed brick. We have exposed Ibeans. That's what we'd like to have. Exposed plaster. So the site, this medium arrives.

His name is Justin. He's bleached blonde hair. Sort of looks like what's his face from Chris Connolly, formerly of MTV, a little bit. I don't know why I'm making that reference. I don't know why it's important, but I have to get out. Once I have it in my head, I have to get it out onto the podcast. So he arrives and he's going to be meant,

they sit there and he's like, all right now, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna mentally call out to your loved ones. Who's here? Who wants to come? Who wants to talk, everyone? Who wants to go, oh look, we have, we have Dave Madness, not even dead, but she's here? Who wants to come? Who wants to talk everyone? Who wants to go? Oh look we have We have damn adnosh not even dead, but she's here

So did you know Bob Hope? He's got this like fake deep voice that he's using Look I'm a man. I was like so why are you using a fake deep voice when you've got like really thick eyeliner bleach? You're confusing me, okay? I like to to see boys he was I enjoyed it was like not what I was expecting yeah I think that's why he uses it he's like hello he's like doing the countess Luan would you believe the girls their spirits that are here stay away Monique not those god of spirits I'm scared don't be don't be Robin he's got like some kind of man spanks going on. I don't know. I don't trust him I don't trust this guy, okay? He's like I try and demystify the process

Mentally call out your loved ones Mentally call them out and wants like oh Jesus. It's Frank Sinatra. Are you glad to Frank Sinatra cuz he's here? Well good news everybody moe bdix finally been killed because he's in your living room. MoeBD! MalTorMay has arrived. Oh, hello, Michelangelo. Hello, Joan of Arc. Yes, I did steal your haircut.

Get my bitch! Hey, Brianna, there's no cake here. Get out. Mary Magdalene. Oh. I'm not just coming up with that people. You may not. I'll put you know what are you doing here.

He's not dead. Oh, well, still such a happy guy. Talk to the boss. He's father. What are you doing here? I'm not due to see your son until tomorrow. So he's like, well, guys, for the past five minutes, there's a lady to my ride, a lady to my left, a lady in the middle, and let's kick. It's like those are the producers. All right, I'm getting a vibe. I'm seeing our camera crew and a lighting

rig and a man with sound equipment. Can you explain those things to me? Wow, those captures are Nita. And they're like, Nita, that was our mother. That was Juan's mother. Yeah. He could have Googled Juanita, but not her nickname, Nita. Which I guess is true. Do you think this guy is just a total phony or what? What do you think? Well, so the reason why I mentioned the real sports thing, I didn't actually watch it, but I think we talked about on the podcast because like a maybe last year because Michelle Collins is an avid watcher of that show and she was like, did you see this real sports episode? And apparently there's an episode where they really go into this whole thing that happened with

Juan and his dad. And basically, the dad was at a barbecue and someone says, you look just like Juan Dixing's like, I know, I think that's my son or something like that. They like came together in a really coincidental, one that was like, stranger than fiction things. So the reason why I bring that up is this guy, when Robin's like, well, you can Google Wands live, but like you won't know like Nita or whatever. I'm like, well, I don't know if Nita was mentioned on real sports, but maybe she was like, I don't know, I just. It's hard for me to trust it. I don't know. And I loved medium, you know, I love that show. I watched every episode, but I don't necessarily bleak because the real one didn't do do all that stuff every week like she didn't help Molly

Ringwald find some dead person, you know Yeah, who murdered somebody else. Yeah, I don't know. I'm very confused I don't know what to think and I don't trust men with the eyeliner. Okay, there. I guess Here's the thing. I mean The whole the whole scene in general, I mean, it looked very convincing. It was like, wow, he's really killing it. It's just, you know, I can't help but be a skeptic.

I'm like, maybe he did Google, you know, the stuff is out there. I don't know, I don't know. I kind of, here's the thing. They believed him and it seemed like it was giving them some sort of solace. So as long as they believe in my guess, it's fine. But we're podcasts, and we're not allowed to believe things.

So anyway, so he basically was like, is there a need of here? I sense a need of, I'm sensing a lot of dead souls around, but that might be just your couch, which clearly came from a funeral home. Am I right, everyone? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Son rise, son sit. So they're crying because he spoke with the mother and the mother said that she likes Robin and Robin had never met the mother and then I think it's like really blowing up the mom's ghost spot because he's like, well, you know, mother's here and she's saying, sorry about the and he like makes a gesture like shooting up heroin No kidding

She's embarrassed about how she died She just can't help it and They start crying, which is cute, because I mean, Juan feels things like I never would have known, you know? So that part was touching. So I was like, oh my God, Juan. And the story, I didn't know all this story about Juan. So that was all really sad. But of course, Robbins, like, okay, I want an apology.

Where's Earl? And he's like, I see him. E. Earl. I see him. E.A. Earl. I see a duke of Earl Earl God damn it. What is he saying? And he's like well, let me tell you about Earl Earl is content. He's very happy where he is. She's like, uh, that's great But uh, is he sorry? He stole all our money. He's like, no, not really

Yeah, even ghost Earl is like mm-hmm Well, the way he gets into it, he's like, all right. Now, I don't know about you. I'm just, I'm getting a vision of someone who keeps jumping off a bridge. That makes sense. I was like, wow. This medium is like, yeah, your mom is shooting heroin

in heaven and your friend jumped off a bridge. She's like, wow, this is dark shit. It is really dark. I like that it kept going. Did you know that? Oh, thank God. He's not like of them terrible news. Yeah, and Rob is like, so as we're also doing messages, like, how about like, where our money is? Because we still don't know. And he's like, yeah, Earl is still not sorry. And she's like, God damn it, Earl. And one's like, damn, Earl, like still an asshole,

still a selfish asshole, Earl. They're like classic, Earl. Even when he's dead, he still won't apologize. I'm like, you realize it's just as dudes saying. What are you like? It's like a classic, Earl. He's a little A whole, Earl. And that pretty much brings us to the end, eh?

Yeah, I actually, I really did find that whole scene touching. Even though being a skeptic during the whole thing, you know, when he said I'm having a vision of someone jumping off of a bridge, and then Robin kind of just like collapsed in tears, I don't know, I thought I was like very moving because again, they believed it and that's like real shit. Like that's real, real shit. Like that as much as, you know, like we've been ragging on Robin, like, God, they have been through like hell to lose all your money and hit him losing his parents and having all that shit. I don't know. I had a moment

of being like, being as mushy as I was moved. Um, yeah, I just felt back because I saw a Juan cry. I was like, Oh, Juan cried, let it out. Juan, you're feeling so many things. Oh, Juan, he's going back to me. I mean, he got take out food and tennis shoes. I mean, and they say men don't change. Yeah, look at that. So everybody thanks so much for listening go find our watch with crap and live tickets and watch with crap and calm and we'll be announcing our new shirts this Talk to you later everybody. Bye everyone.

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