Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Nemacolin Cleanse

Episode Date: May 15, 2018

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Yeah, that's how we roll. Okay, but guess what I did do? Taken out, because I'm a professional. In Australia, I'm an Australian professional. Oh yeah, real housewives of all restaurants. I told my PA to type up my notes. That means personal assistant in Australia or pop off You never get your damn notes. You'd be like I don't understand this one. God damn it Anyway, so Potomac this episode starts off at name and cola or whatever it's called nemacolin whatever

nemacolin it's a some sort of ranch retreat in Pennsylvania. And the ladies are still there and they're still fighting over lunch. And Candice is still barking at Giselle, telling her to shut up with her greens, shut up with her coat, et cetera. Yes, Giselle is like, you're dumb because Giselle acts like a big monster. Well, she is a big monster. And her come back, sir, you're dumb because just I'll act like a big monster. Well, she is a big monster And but her come back sir, you're dumb, you know, and so can he's like you you and your jeweled army jacket or dumb And then that's what puts everybody over the edge. They're like whoa, whoa, whoa

The people get offended at really odd things on this show So it's like they've been calling each other stupid bitches for like 20 minutes But you make fun of a jeweled army jacket. That is crossing the line, man. Someone be dazzled that, okay? Someone had to sit there and do that, and you're going to make fun of that handiwork. Yeah, how dare you disrespect our jewel troops? Yes, exactly. Someone had to choose between many different gemstones, okay? Someone had to decide, do I want to put a fake ruby? Do I want to put a fake sapphire? Maybe some topaz, maybe an emerald, all plastic,

but what are we going to choose? Is it going to be forest army camo or desert army camo? What's it going to be? Did you notice that I started turning to Ramona? It was like Ramona, the prosecutor. Let the jury know many different rhinestones. Did you notice that I started turning to Ramona? It was like Ramona the prosecutor. Let the jury know many different rhinestones, okay? This is how I flirt with juries.

Okay. When? You want us? You go on. No one needs that. Okay, so Ashley, everybody is fighting fighting so Ashley stands up and is like Ding ding ding now. Let's not get worked up. We have to spend days together By the way, I told everyone you had four Martinez and your husband's cheating on you

I was like who are you trying to call people that miss Ashley? Moody doesn't care. She's like look at me. I'm playing the harp. It's like you're stroking the staircase But, Modi doesn't care. She's like, look at me, I'm playing the harp. It's like you're stroking the staircase. Hehehehe. She means harp like she's trying to manipulate the weather. Hehehehe. Hehehehe.

And I can do it because I'm not drunk. I'm just tired. Just sleepy. Just sleepy. Yeah, me too, honey. So, Jiselle is Jiselle. Okay, remember how it's this is episode seven Can you believe that first of all wow so many episodes? The first couple of episodes I'm like who is this Jacelle and why do I like her and what's happening?

I'm so uncomfortable never mind take it back She's just back being terrible about everything just to be terrible. She's walking around the living room going Where are the rooms upstairs? Where we supposed to go to the rooms upstairs. I'm like you're mad at the room placement in a mansion Like listen to yourself. You're mad that your hotel room actually has a staircase like a second floor that the bedrooms are on You're that's making you upset. Yeah, she's like mad Yeah, do you remember Bermuda? It could have been that.

It could have been Bermuda again. Bermuda, Bermuda. Bermuda. Have you seen where they stay on marriage medicine? It could have been that too. No kidding, really any of us, whenever you're having a hard time in life, just think about what the cast of married to medicine

goes through. That's what I'm always thinking. It's like you should just be happy that Bravo sprung for some accommodations because they will not spring for accommodations for you know You see where they stay on non-house wife shows Yes So next step just tell yeah, we're at the rooms

So she's mad about nothing and then Monique is pretending to fall asleep on a desk or something and Teresa's like feet of beyond the attending the fall asleep on a desk or something, and Teresa's like, feet of beyond the work. And she goes, but you know what, she's having good time. She's having good times. Let's just let it be drunk. Little drunk driver, she is. She's like, is anybody trying to foreclose on this room? Ooh, it's mine.

I feel like I'm home. I am home. I have a zero tolerance for not having fun. Go drink, girl. So let's see, Monique it. None of these rooms are as big as my room at home. So just give me clean sheets and a nap. I'm like, you do need an app, dammit. I mean, I know that they're really trying to blow your alcoholism out for this. And I don't think that that's very nice, but you're kind of helping them by being drunk in every scene. Exactly. I also don't understand the logic of that. Well, because none of these rooms are bigger than the rooms that I already have, I'm fine

with it because is it the implication that if they were bigger, that then you would feel a certain sort of way, would you feel unsettled by your room, would it make you feel insecure about it, or would you feel like, okay, if there was one room that was bigger than your room, then you would deserve that because that's the room size that you're used to, is I didn't really totally understand her logic. I'm already winning because these rooms are all adept to me, so I'm not going to fight for some third rate room when I already own for this class. It's all dumb.

That makes more sense. Like, it's all a dumb. What, why fight? Because it's all already a dumb. Yeah. Exactly. Why fight because it's all already a dumb. Yeah, exactly. But also, I don't understand master bedroom's not being this. How big does a master bedroom really have to be? Okay, so you have room for a chair or two chairs?

So what? Yeah, I need the bed. That's what I care about. I don't care about the suite. I don't care about any of that. I just need a big bed. Big bed, and I would say, an ensuite is nice, not mandatory, but it's nice. But like, when people are like, oh no,

I need to have the biggest room. What are you gonna be, are you gonna be bottom dancing in there? What's happening? No. That's why like Leo Black actually, on Miami, remember, she's like, I don't care? I'll sleep in the bed that looks like a toy train.

I'll sleep in the box, I don't care. I've got my pillow made out of diamonds. I'm fine with that. Yeah. Diamonds aren't comfortable, but the diamonds don't sleep all them. They're forever. This bad forever. Oh, by the way, we did not announce the Leablock winners, but go to leablock.com for your jewelry and face staff and we'll announce the winners of the Leablock package tomorrow for the short contest in our last show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, so then Jacelle and Karen are just sitting around talking about Candace and how she was, you know, she was being a little extra and Karen was like, Karen was like, well, calling to me said, here we at your grandmother. That was, that was a bit much, but it's funny as hell.

That's what I gotta say. My wig almost fell off, three times during it. She's like, ha ha ha. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. I'm like, what are you saying? I'm clicking her point.

I'm clicking her point. And then Chazelle, of course, being snobby Chazelle, like, you have no room to be a snob. Okay, crappy velvet, Ikeek out. She's like, we take our own bags. Where's the bottle, ah. Like, is that? Please Please stop trying lady, okay? So yeah, everybody's in their own room gossiping and then candy candy ask calls her husband and she's like well

It was a really fun time, but then I started getting into it with the old ladies And I guess I did call her a geriatric grandma So that wasn't very nice and he's like, don't let anybody talk to you like that. Yeah. That's the kind of husband I need. He's like brown dick. So, um, yeah. So I'm, I'm, I'm Monique and Ashley are totally listening in and, um, like, Candace is just like popping off. She's all angry still. She's like, I don't need the approval of old thirsty ass bitches to be complete. I'm like, well, why are you on this show? Because that's what the show is. So anyway, long story short, Ashley wheels in some luggage to Giselle and Karen's room because she thinks it's their luggage because it says,

Shaw on it, S H A, which I would have thought would be Shaw's out luggage. Is that a luggage? Is that a Luggins? Is that a Luggins? Is that a pun Luggins? Is that my Sam Payne driving? Well, I don't mean I'm carrying baggage. Is that a pun? That a pun. And Karen's like, I don't know whose luggage that is. It's rented. It's rented. That's my joke. Like you're one to talk. Maybe I wish they'd cut to her new Lambo. It was race and he got a fax machine. You might need this honey. It's rented in just like it's probably her mother's a lugga and

Karen's like. That gives a high five. These hip oh crats. Okay. That's like a whole new political. I'll to lean into. The hip-o crats, yes, fuckers. I think that's what everyone, you could be a Democrat or a Republican, but you're all hip-o crats the other day.

Political commentary? I'd like to take the hip-ocraticos. I'm nervous and I'm going to be a doctor nurse. I work at the general hospital and Virginia Falls, great college, Virginia, whatever it's called, the fact of the gene. Anyway. It's because my mother's a hypocrite. It's a very popular party over in France, hypocrites, hypocrites.

It's people who have hips, they have so in line, yet they're all hypocrites. Get it, some clever word play. I'm gonna be at the moss. Carried questions, questions. I'm gonna be at the moss Yes, I did take hypocriticals before this press conference Do no harm unless the bitch deserves it Dr. Lawyer confidentiality, alright?

I literally am saying things. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm like just saying words It's's because you're a channeling Karen. That's how Karen talks. It's true. A car on the driveway going 30 miles at a coast. It's like what? That made no sense, Karen. Well, at least it's not about my ray. I didn't take SAT because I don't sit on anything as we all know Sassat is spelled sit and pass 10 sat. See? I should be in every college. I mean, I did use to sit, but that would be sad, except I'm saying I used to sit, which never makes it to sat. Do you understand? Taking questions, I'm taking questions. I took the ACT because I liked to act. I am a natural actress, but don't get a twisted honey, you know, just because I act doesn't mean I lie. Hypocratic. Hypocratic. Hypocratic.

Um, so then I took a dose to save all hippos. Okay. Candace is talking like a cheerleader because you know she's like a cheerleader pageant girl. So she's like, she called me, Jerry, Jack, Jack, and Monique has a headache because you know she had run. It's me, it's dead. Yeah. So, so she is in her next room and she's like, or she's in the next room and she's like, oh, I just can't take it.

I don't know why this girl's being so mean, so she comes in for a lecture. And she's like, listen, there's a fine line between telling someone what you're feeling. And me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, Monique is never going to write a book. Like her sentence is never even end with words. And since when has Monique been the doya and on subtlety? Okay. Okay.

Let's just like relax there. You got to fit. You got to solve what a fish tank in your kitchen. Okay. I know. So still mad about being house saved for having too many houses. It's like, uh, you're not the one to talk about them, skin, lady. So Candace is like, you know, uh, I'm an open book.

And it's, it's hurtful that Jazzlle and Sheree don't want to receive that. I'm like, you may be an open book, but you just might be a book that no one actually wants to read. Like, you're like, you're like, basically Jewels Poetry book that came out 20 years ago. You know, it's like, you're a job ball book form.

Okay. Yeah, you're, you're just, you're like, O.J. Simpson, if I did it, this is how I would have done it. Yes. Also, don't call yourself an open book in the get mad when people try to read you. Yeah.

That's true though. Like you just read about being read. You know, I love a reading read. Our podcast gets real, real meta. What am I supposed to go upstairs? I'm all hot. So now it's evening. Now it's evening time.

Everyone's getting ready for dinner. Did you have anything else to say about that scene? I was just going to say Sasha and her Louie Vuitton mirror for her lips. Like bitch, who you getting? Okay, they need to come out with an LV leather thing that just says W, Y, K, who you can, with the B at the end, bitch. Cause on this show, they get so mad if you say the word bitch. Yeah, to me, that's, I didn't even notice that mirror, but like it makes me mad.

It makes me mad that people would spend, how much do you think a mirror, a Louis Vuitton mirror costs? That is a Chinatown mirror if I ever saw one. And drop it. Well, I have. I love a Chinatown in any city. I'm looking it up right now because I'm curious. Because you know what, the only thing that would get me

angrier than an expensive Louis Vuitton compact would be that Hermes throw blanket, that Reza has and so does college Richards. Like, why are you spending $2,000 on a throw blanket? It may be comfy, but you could probably, like, if you want to splurge, like, I don't think you should pay more than,000 on a throw blanket? It may be comfy, but you could probably, like if you want to splurge, like I don't think you should pay more than $10 for a throw blanket, but if you want to splurge,

okay, pay a hundred at most, but not $2,000. But I think they're both the types, Reza and Kyle, who really do just try to town it. You know that Fay Reznik does both of their places and she's like, look, it's her Maze blanket, but she got the Chinatown version in charge of two grand That's what I like to think in my mind I can't tell online. I'm doing a very quick one, but there is a Louis Vuitton

Monogram mirror that it's three hundred twenty five dollars fat little thing Well, I think it was a phone case that you know she was using the reverse mirror or the reverse camera on the phone case I think that's what it was, which is hilarious because she's like, look, if Lee Vuitton, and she's messing up her makeup instead of using, you know, the mirror that's right in her room. I have, okay, the phone case costs 195, I think. Oh, wait, Louis Vuitton, brum. Oh, yeah, yeah, it looks like a cost about here. Okay, I have something controversial to say. I Don't think Louis Vuitton is attractive. I don't think it's it. I don't think it looks nice

about a one trick pony You know talk about a one trick pony like it's like the color of mud and It's like just random symbols like it's random things on and mustard with LV all over it. It's just it doesn't, it's to me it's the Emperor's New Close. To me it's basically someone said that this is expensive. And as brown with a few, it's like, it's like hearts and spades and things like that. Whatever, I don't even care what the little symbols are. Would be like, I don't know, I canography. But I am glad it's not Emperor's New Close

because nobody needs to see Shasha naked right now with this one case again. That was rude. Sorry, Shasha, I'm sure you're great naked. So, Jizelle, here's somebody else's phone ringing. She's like, she's really fixed that. That's me, Mr. Fixer. Yeah.

Jizelle, here's a phone ring in the other room and she's like okay, oh right My phone isn't ringing Sure me and I have been dating and we talk every hour on the hour So for me to be on this trip with the girls Well basically, yeah, he's not for five minutes just be quiet Well, no, they've been dating for like six months, and now he's suddenly not answering. I actually empathize because I'm that sort of person

that's like, wait, we normally talk every day, and now suddenly not answering my calls. Is he mad at me? Is he mad at me? Like, I'm the person that would do a spiral based on something really, really, really small. So I actually understood her and be like, huh, that's my just on personation for going, huh? Going, huh? I actually understood her being like, huh, that's, that's

my just on personation for going, huh, going, huh? I am very oversensitive to you. It's just that once I, once somebody's really wrong to me like, Jezel has wronged me, I'm just kidding. I'm taking everything to personally. I'm just going to be mad at anything she does. Like, no matter how much hating stairs, guess who hates stairs? Me. Like it's just hip, it's totally, it's a hip-a-crat. It's my, it's the new, yeah, I'm a hip-a-crat. I'm running for office, okay? I'm projecting my, everything I'm mad at is Jacelle's fault. I get it, I get it.

Listen, as, as, since we did take a hip-a-cratic oath before doing this podcast, we, we took an oath to be, um, to project our self-loathing onto these people. So the people that we make one of the most are the ones that we see ourselves the most in, and we get it. We get it. Well, at least I'm ready. Because just a little score just, but God put an asshole. I like Jazeal, but I also like you, see? So then it's so it's nighttime. And Monique is like, why am I, why am I so red? And she's like, um, it's

probably because of the bottle of James, and you drank. She's like, hmm, I think it, I think it's because of my makeup. That's probably why my eyes look red. Yeah. I don't know if you noticed this and like you ready to go down for dinner She's like, yeah, let me put on my jacket. I've never seen someone put on a jacket so slowly. It was like watching a sloth Did you notice that she's like oh? Lift it up lifting lifting rotating left Rob Rob give them Rob Rob. Give them Rob Rob.

This was her Lala jacket. She's like, It's off the show. Wait, rotate. Wait. Turn. La. Turn.

La. And yes, we are a podcast and we'll critique you on House slowly. You put on a jacket. I have no shame of that. I'm already explaining to everybody what the podcast is today. I think they know by now, okay? I like to always make sure people know where we stand. It's part of our hypocritical.

You're making like a new log line every five minutes. You're like, this is the podcast. And that's what this podcast is about. Who knows, we may have new listeners. Right. So, to Zell and Robin. Just kidding. I'm going to really loopy mood today.

I actually went out from other's day yesterday and went to bed at 6 p.m. So I actually feel great today and it's disturbing to feel this good on a Monday. I'm like so happy and positive. I saw you went out with Trisha. Trisha. Where was that by the way?

I was trying to figure it out. Well Trisha started watching Vanderpump rules like welcome, you know, welcome to 28th day in Trushall But she started watching Vanderpump rules so she wants to go everywhere they go and she's like they run to electric All one time so we went there. Oh, how is that place cuz I used to live right by there service act very expensive It's super fun and the food was good. Okay, but the service stuff. So it's very It's very banned upon rules. You get the Experienced and they were probably afraid of us. We're very loud. I mean, Trisha's me times 10 and then her boyfriend is loud too So it was just three of them like yelling and getting shit face to me. We we really I'm not proud of it

Okay, it's kind of it's kind of my entrance into a but not pretty. Okay, it was Let me just slide outside when I went to bed. It's kind of my entrance into AA, but not pretty. It was still light outside when I went to bed. It's called electric owl and nothing about being called electric owl says something that's quiet. It's like a loud owl going, that was us. We electrocuted people, such as L and Robin. Electric Shurray. Um, so Chizelle and Robin, let's explain. The the the

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the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the got a Dutch oven that has like my, my previous Dutch oven had like low walls. So I was like afraid things would splatter up. And now I've got high walls and I feel protected and safe.

I've been a fried chicken pro since the southern season of Topshop when I learned to make fried chicken to compete with the squad TV. And I guess yes, I had a garden had a recipe for fried chicken in like last weekend, of course. If anyone is going to have an expert recipe and fried chicken, it's going to be a lady from the ham. If anyone is going to have an expert recipe on fried chicken, it's gonna be a lady from the ham tips. Well, tipped. Here's the most important tip with fried chicken. Really, met, uh-huh. Use the thermometer with your oil.

Of course. Well, of course. I know I'm telling you, so you will do it exactly and precisely like you're supposed to. But I was like, what's the difference? How do oil is how do oil? No, that's not true. No, no. I think you have to be like really good to be able to do it by I because there's a way to do it where you can eyeball it and you can see the bubbles and you can see how you do a flower chest or and you can see how it floats. I'm not like that.

I am putting in that thermometer is going in and even that I've you know, I'm always I'm always convinced I'm undercooked in my chicken at all times. I see like the slightest hue of pink. And then it becomes this whole process of me like bringing my little plate of chicken around every room, testing different lighting. Like, is it me?

Is it the lighting? Has it look under this light? Has it look under this light? It's becomes like, like as much as I love to cook, chicken is something that is still hard for me. Do you like Sasha with the Louis Vuitton from Case Putting on her makeup? Is it better in the room?

Is it better in the bathroom? I was looking at the Thomas Guass with Ono. That's a Sasha at dinner. They go to dinner and she's like, she tells the waitress, I was looking at the Thomas Guass with Ono. She's like, look, okay. So I don't know why I wrote that down. I just for some reason, the idea of Sasha having Summer Squash with Oto was like, didn. So I don't know why I wrote that down. I just, for some reason, the idea of Shasha

having summer squash risotto was like, didn't compute in my mind. I couldn't process it. And the fact that she asked for it, I don't know what, it felt like I needed to bring it to the podcast. I'm glad she did. Well, there's a lot of food for you. And that's what this podcast is about.

It's about summer squash risotto, okay. This is about Louis Vuitton shaming and monitor hanging. And guess what, I did not hang this monitor unless it's seven minutes. I've been trying three months. It's, you know why I thought of that? Because I have jizz and Rob is the new, is my next scene. Just Ellen Robin. But I saw Rob and jizz. And I was like, oh my god, this monitor was a pain in the ass.

Well, just Ellen, just Ellen Robin, that's the scene where Robin's putting on her jacket very slowly. Oh, yeah, but then also the important part, me on the jacket. Oh, the important, oh, oh, that wasn't the important part, fine. Yeah, beyond that, it's that they're doing this whole Monika's a drunk storyline, which I like, like we said, Monika's not helping anything, but this is not cool, okay? What? Did they're just like, oh, she's a drunk.

She's a drunk. She's a drunk. Stop. Stop saying she's a drunk. Even if she's a drunk, stop saying that. They could take her children. Ah, okay. Don't blame them for her behavior.

Okay. Listen. Yes, I'm gonna agree. I'm gonna go. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast.

You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast.

You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind the podcast. You're the one that's behind, Ben. No, no. Here's my thing. Okay. I think if you act like a drunken mess, that gives everyone around you the right to say, oh my god, they're drunk. I'm sorry, that's just what it is.

Because if you don't know how to handle your booze, then that just, you, then the repercussions is that everyone's going to talk about you. That's just the way it is. That's why you're supposed to learn how to handle your booths. So therefore, if you drink two or four, it doesn't really matter. But if you drink some Martinez and get in a car and then crash into a little tree before hitting a big tree and then wind up in a ditch, sorry, that's gonna open up people to say, you know what? I always thought she was just a drinking, but you know what?

She may actually be a drunk. She drank a whole bottle of wine by herself in the bus a day after she crashed her Bentley off of two martinis. Well, forgive me for trying to sustain myself. And sorry, so like short, like you talk about, you're like, well, she may lose her kids. Well, how about she doesn't, how about she doesn't drink and drive? How about she does that? Look, I think here's one thing we can aground.

Don't drink your kids. All right guys. I took a Hippocratico. And that oath says that I'm gonna call that drunk. I hear, here's, okay, here's where my Hippocratico comes to play. I love being able to look down my nose. People be like, oh my God. Oh my God, me too.

That's like my favorite thing. So when you say, they shouldn't be shaming Monique for it, I'm like, no, no, no, because I know if I were in that room, I'd be like, can you believe it, girls? She crashed her car into Martinez. She was drunk driving. I would be that person. So you're basically saying to me, no Ben,

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So she says like, she is drunk again. She woke up in a ditch and Robyn's like, she said that, she said she was in a ditch. And she says like, you may have not been on the bus yet. And I'm like, I love that Jizzelle can shade her for always being late while at the same time calling someone an alcoholic. It's like she's that octopus from the Little Mermaid. She's multi-tasking, okay.

She's like giving the waiter shade outside. I love that that's your reference for multi-tasking. The octopus playing the xylophone. I've got a lot of hands. I will save you off from a little mermaid run. So Robin's like, oh, a ditch. That's not good. I lived there one time with Juan. It was closer.

You poor unfortunate. So next up, Nima, Colin, la. So, next up, Nima Cole and still. We're at dinner at a restaurant called Lutlaco. What was it called? Lutlaco. Wait, no, I didn't know. Literally, what was it called?

Lutlaco. Are you trying to make me sound like a bad French robot? You're the one who said you didn't want to go on a little mermaid run. I'm doing the spot cast from a ditch We are reporting live from Monique's ditch Do not try and make me say La Poussande Poussalle how I love Poussande left a child on the system Go ahead and drink the maughtini Go ahead and drink the maughtini. This is one of those restaurants that tricks more people who are pretending to be rich

into sounding like idiots because it's like people like Karen. She's like, hmm, I'll have the, what is it? The, the, yeah, everything fancy. She's like, I'll have the escargot and the caviar and the bubbles and the, I'm like, okay, okay, okay, just order a burger. It's probably the best thing there. She's like, I love the potato, the like what? The potato, like, oh, that's a pop-tart.

That's actually not on the menu. Oh, I apologize. I must have been looking at my iPhone instead of the menu. I just like to order something that reminds everyone that Ray is the one with financial problems. Not me. So we have super bank accounts. This, uh, this conference is over. Now I love to wait for a shame on these shows.

I hate the waiters and waitresses who are trying to get a job on TV. This is not one of those waitresses. This is none other than the Mariazman ladies in terms. She's so positive. She's like, Hi, hi Mariazman. Yeah, she was definitely, she definitely had somewhat that like Pennsylvania, like Perkiness, you know. She's like, hi there.

Hi, I just came down from the Boca. Notice the way to new guys here, I used to work at Manninga Relodge that closed down. So here I am at Neymakoland. We're giving you a four-course meal. Do you guys here. Are you working on every lodge that closed down? So you're I'm at Neem McCollan. We're giving you a four-course meal. Do you guys want the newvo-reesh-askargo? Sure! Summer squash was owed over there for the lady in the giant tarp grade.

Day by day. It's like doing so-tunes in the middle. One day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a na na na na na. So then Ashley tells this sweet story to us. She's like, I went to Nima Colin once with my grandfather and he didn't make very much money, but he wanted to show me what I could achieve. I'm like, that's so sweet. You started going there with an old man who's paying for everything.

And then you're still going there, but it's a different man, old man who's paying for everything. Score, score, lesson learned. And then she gets a text from her mom. It's like, hey, honey, I need $500. And she's like, how's it going with you trying to get a better arrangement? She's like, I'm still working on that. Need the $500 though, bitch. Give it to me.

Yeah, cut her off. That's it. Cut her off. And then ask for $500 after you're getting four grand already a month. Get out. Yeah. You're done, Lamy. And Ashley does have the realization.

I think it was now, but it could have happened later. She's like, yeah, it kind of reminds me of the fact that I need to be putting my relationship first because the reason why my grandpa took me here is because my mom ditched me with him to go off with a man for a year. It's like, yeah, you need to. And now I'm going to ditch her to keep my man. So you see Al-Karma, does it taste like escargot? Moony, please stop talking about the ditch.

Yeah, well, it's one of the hardest times, but we made it. Have you seen my new tennis shoes? Now we live in a two story, ditch. So you know how I'm like, I hate Jizal, I don't care what anybody says, but then I like her again. This is another one of those episodes. Because right now, my blood is boiling really, which is out.

Like I'm really mad at her for being mad at everybody in the hotel because bedroom's rough stairs. I'm not saying it makes sense, but I mad at her. And then the then Marie Oswald comes by and she's like, I have three options for bread. And she's like, I want them all. I'm come on. Now I'm supposed to love you again.

This is confusing as hell. I've never been more jealous watching bread. I was just watching all the bread and there was like a honey dipper and I just was like, this is what I want. I just want delicious bread right now with different types of spreads like maybe I'll put butter on this one, maybe I'll dip this one in olive oil. Maybe honey will go on top of that one

Is someone vacuuming I hear a Not not no, I'll tell you for sure. There's no vacuuming happening here Me too, I have my foot on be alert and I really thought it was my floor for a minute That's how bad it is in here my apartment is a mess right now my boyfriend went out of town I'm just like I'm gonna throw a shirt over here. It's not that he expects me to be clean or anything, but there's this quiet expectation I have of myself. I feel like when I'm like, I want to be a clean person, but somehow when I'm alone, I'm like, I'm putting my shirt on the floor, it's weird.

That's one of the reasons I never wanted to date. I just want to leave shit on the ground, okay? Yeah, and that's it. He would never judge me for leaving shit on the ground. Okay. Yeah. And he would never judge me for leaving shit on the ground. But I just feel when there's like another person, I feel some sort of subtle pressure to be like, I will, I am a clean person and I'm going to prove to prove it to this person. That's also called being a good person. Yeah. Well, you notice more like it's a shared state. Not throwing shit on the ground for someone else to deal with. You know, it is a shared space so it's about being respectful you know and so now that I'm

it's only me I'm like I'm gonna disrespect myself in my space. We are that kind of podcast. That's the sort of podcast we're getting into the root of putting a shirt on the floor. So then she says like how is Michael and Ashley yeah and how is that mom situation and she's like well she has to be out of the house next week. And I can't give her money or I'm divorced. Like, whoa, wait, I just put that one right out there. And Robin's like, finance is can ruin a marriage.

New tennis, she's new tennis, she's, I've got new tennis, she's, he loves me, he loves me. Real most out of the ditch. So, and I can't, it's like, oh my god, my mom is calling me. That he can't, and then can't just like, oh my God, my mom is calling me. That's so funny. It's about mother's right. It's about me and my mom, right?

That's what we're talking about. Yeah, she's like, this conversation is really showing me how to set boundaries with my mom. Like, no, it's not. Please don't ever set a boundary with someone who's giving you money. That's different. Yeah, exactly.

When people give you money, you don't give them boundaries. You give them things. And that's it. Yeah. You actually take away the boundaries. You say more. Actually, you have to be careful though, because people give you money than all of a sudden they get something to say about it. That's why my penis is for free. So more food is arriving. And I just love Karen. She pulls out the way just because, yes, Karen here goes speaking private press conference for one child the chef yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes Because I can afford it even the ray can't oh Ray didn't hear it for me so Rob's like Karen's like well now that I'm drunk too and I've already ordered fancy sounding things after many in the fronker I would like to say I'm hard-wring bad feelings Because real friends don't come after each other like that Yes, let's keep it real just out you called Rhea out of his name 15 million times,

Jacelle's like, I thought we moved past it. Well, I can't. I can't get past it. I never had an official press conference to announce being getting past it, so consider it not past, consider it like me driving in the highway, not past. Refresh your RSS feed.

You'll get the headline when I've forgiven you. So they're like, okay. And so so just I don't touch your husband so get the fuck off my husband to apologize I want you to apologize so Sasha and just like okay sure because I'm mad like we said we'd apologize oh okay. They're all just they're all just pass bread. Press the how big the whole juggle ball That's not even a word, Karen. Just pass it on, Rich. So Karen, yeah, they're all talking about how they're going to apologize.

And just all goes, I brought this all together. Rock for a lovely book reading to hash it out. If you didn't bring it up, then not now. I'm like, you don't get to like plug yourself and because that book reading, yeah, that was the first water. Okay. It was a book slaughter They should have had that like as they should have pulled that book and eaten in between two pieces of white bread That's how bad it was okay. Yeah, first of all first of all she sound like she sounded like she was giving Inefficient reading of the library of Congress, you know for like 45 minutes you read a blurb off of your iPhone

Okay, that is not a book reading. All right. You're not in Powell's books. Okay. You were in your backyard reading off an iPhone, reading a blurb. That's not count. But anyway, so Robbins like, wait, so you're going to be apologizing for calling Ray Uncle Ben and like the black boy and Karen's like, don't do it.

Don't do it, Robin. Don't. I know it's on your lips. It's on your't do it. Don't do it Robin. Don't I know it's on your lips. It's on your lips Robin. Don't say it Robin. Robin. Do not say it Robin. You know what this has got to stop saying that. Okay, you know what? Stop saying it. Okay. Maria was meant to put a kiss on her mouth.

Please. Rob, I'm a man. You're not the bad love that Karen did call Robin out. Because she's like, what is she apologizing for? The t-shirt with the hilarious hashtags such as Chak's Reform or hashtag Uncle Ben or and Karen's like, you know what? Robin come up with your own lines. Yeah, and Shosh is like, speaking of roles, I'll take another Marie. Yes, yes. Can we use a fine ref from voices? Karen turns like, okay. Robin? Shut the fuck up, Bear.

Grow up and get your own panties. Yeah, that really makes sense. And Robyn's like, I just asked her a question, she's losing it. It's not cute. She's the oldest woman at the table. Okay, look, ladies on Potomac. All you do is drunk shame each other and age shame each other. Yeah. OK, I would suggest looking in a mirror.

But I know you only have those ones that come side the back. So don't do that. But you guys, you have better things to do than age shame and drunk shame. They don't. They don't. We're here for that. That's what this podcast is about.

They don't have anything better to do. So you're wrong because they, if they're not age-shaming or drunk-shaming, they're like sitting around watching, I don't know, not even QVC, they're just watching like shop NBC, like the low rent version of home shopping. So this whimsical little soda soda ride and they all sip it

They're like oh, yeah, yes, and then and then once it's gone Karen's like I was having a real moment with Giselle a real moment. I'm sorry real strange moment burn Ditch burn burn you're about to get slimed I just like imagining Robin hosting Nickelodeon chose because she's still not fun. She's like the opposite of Nickelodeon host Burn that was a good one So Karen's like, uh, Karen she's yelling at Robin now and Robin's like, what did I do? And she's like, don't make comments Robin. She's like I didn't make a comment I asked a question. She's like I know the difference Robin you're the Dizzy is bitch at this table and she's like did you just call me a bitch girls

Let's make it sound like these girls are acting ridiculous with that Well they are all the time and that's basically all they're doing now And now suddenly they're all gonna like have a march about using the word now Hello, there is a difference between bitch please and calling someone a bitch as we learned on the famous boat episode of Atlanta, but that being said it's kind of funny to me that like Robbins poking at Karen poking poking poking and finally Karen says of nonsense like you're the Dizzy of bitch Which doesn't even make sense really doesn't make sense to me. I don't know Dizzy as a slang word Dizzy. Yeah, Dizzy is stupid. Oh, I thought that was the Dizzy of Bitch, which doesn't even make sense. It really doesn't make sense to me. I don't know Dizzy as a slang word. Dizzy, yeah, Dizzy is stupid.

Oh, I thought that was like Dizzy. Dizzy, you know, Dizzy Bitch is a word, yeah. Oh, make it an odd. Hello, thank you for calling Webster. Is there anything else I can do for you? I mean, I figured that's what you meant by it. I just hadn't heard it, but I love she says then, then all of a sudden Robyn gets righteous gets righteous like don't call me a bitch whatever

So it's just ridiculous. So Shasha goes Cameron I know you feel the way you feel about your feeling Better way to say that it's just why Shasha got fired. What is she even saying half the time? I know that you feel that way. You feel about you feeling go back to your champagne room. You drunk See how it feels. I'm just gonna drunk shame everybody from now on My you shouldn't call Robin a bit so Karen's like fine. I'm sorry for calling you bitch, but I stand by the dizzy comment I'm like, well, that's not nice to do the people sick. Okay, fine, I'm sorry for calling you bitch, but I stand by the dizzy comment. They're like, well, that's not nice to ditty people.

So, okay, well, uh, Robin, I'm sorry for saying you're a dizzy bitch, but I have a fire in my gut for a, and it smells like don't say butt. And she's like, okay, I'll try again. Ugh. And then she does that nostril flare thing that she does.

Her nostril is like, what's going on? What's going on? And she's like, I'll? Which way? Which way? And she's like, I'll try it again. Robin, sorry, that I called you a dizzy bitch. And could you please forgive me if I haven't got fired, my God, for real.

She's like, no, you just say you're sorry and ended. She's like, I'm not good at this. All right, let's try it again. I've fired my belly for real. So therefore I apologize for you, and I hope you referenced the first part of that sentence. No, it doesn't count if you say it beforehand. Same as saying but.

I'm sorry you turned round and round in circles until you're dizzy, bitch. Does that make more sense? So later than night in a hot tub champagne is in her room a champagne soft shot See you see she did it. She finally brainwashed me. I'm like champagne it in her room Because she's the champagne lady Series is in her room pouring a humongous glass of champagne after drunk saving people But then at the hot tub Karen's like I'm gonna hang out with the children Hello girls me and Cheriees have to go to bed soon.

Anybody have any questions? And they're like, no, not really. So I will see you for that. They're like, what were the 1930s like? I don't know. I was just a little girl then. Nostral flayer, nostral flayer. It was an exciting time. There was a highway that was present, FDR. It was very Fur. It was an exciting time. There was a highway that was present FDR. It was very exciting.

It was a great depression, but Ray and I were fine. We had separate bank accounts during that time, so we met at Le Bandit. Literally, he was a bandit. So funny when people in 2018 complain about living with depression. I say tell me about it. Well, we did with grapes backps back then, grips raff. See what I did there. Have you ever eaten mustard on a stick? Well, I have girls are like, okay, never mind.

Sorry. We asked Ray invented a Tennessee Valley authority. It was monumental. I was like, Ray, we need a new deal. Okay, I'm going to stop. I can't make depression jokes. Okay. It's just potato potato. that was basically the menu. So in the morning, Monique wakes up and she's like,

well, this is so nice. It really made me realize, maybe I need more help. Like, you a drunk. Yeah. Something was like, what was hurting her? Was like her shoulder? Was her head? Like, what was going on? I think she was just so happy that she got sleep. and she's like, oh, this is what it feels like to be rested. Maybe I need more help. I don't know, but I can't feel sorry for someone

who's like, oh my god, I can't find a nanny. It just got like it's it's bred in me that I can't feel bad for you. That's your complaint in the world. I can't. Yeah. And so she she diagnoses herself with whiplash because because like um, yeah, you crashed into a tree Probably have whiplash. She's like so that's probably why I'm tired all the time or whatever She and so her her take from it is this is showing me that I need to stop extending myself so much I'm like, yes, you are really extending yourself towards the martinis Like I really have to make less time for the martinis and more time for staying awake. I just burped up teetos. So I think that means I can't say anything.

So next is just Ellen Sharise. Got Sharise really is a horrible human being. I love it. She's like me and Karen, you know, we've been friends for a long time and we have these tipsy talks Tipsy talk with Sapa and Karen tipsy talk. It's like a Ted talk, but the bell's the IPF lion said This is the reason welcome the tipsy talk today. We're talking about Here's what you do if you want to get ahead in life here's what you do you make a speech the bottom of the staircase and you ask people to have in jobs for you So she's like we were having pipsy talk and I don't think she meant to tell me this because she was really pipsy and it's really private and Fee was gonna be so embarrassed that my ever thing anything but you'll say it be throwing bad for my ever thing, everything, what you'll say it. I know you're going to. Well, that's one secret.

I'll never tell XOXO, though. So now they all go up to the woods for RIP scores. So they're all, they get into separate cars and Shawshat and Giselle, I think in Karen or in one car. May something like that. Be the way, Shawshat's making fun of Candace. And I forgot about Shasha's British voice because this is Shasha and proceeding Candace.

Like, that was a bitch moment. That was a bitch moment. You're old, you're old. That's how fun. I'm like, she's not British. I'm going to keep talking about that terribly. Duh. Good luck, Shasha. And I'm moning, it's like, well, I'm trying to keep talking about that. The good one.

And I'm owning like, well, I'm trying to help Candace, but she's just not listening to me. At which point I said, you know what, Monique, you deserve what you get. Shame on you. You're the one who made her do that shit in the first place. Yeah, exactly. We've not made her, but you know, inspired her to. So they all separate into different activities. One set of women go off to do some clay pigeon shooting. Another set of women go off to fly fishing. And what was funny is that

the way it was edited, it made it look like the peep the girls, the guns were shooting at the girls who were fishing. I was like, is Ashley shooting at Jazeal? No, there's a show. Yeah. So I didn't write a ton of notes during this. So you just tell me what happens until they go to lunch. Okay. So they're shooting and so Robyn's having a fun time with Candice. Robyn's like, I actually like Candice, like both of our faces got no one were shooting guns. And then Ash, Robyn suddenly likes everybody winches else, not around. I mean, it's every cast member that Robin finally spent some alone time with and she's like, actually, I like Ashley. Actually, I like series. Actually, yeah, stop hanging out with Satan. Okay.

She doesn't judge me for putting on my jacket really slowly. So, um, uh, Ashley, Ashley shooting and she's like, she can't hit any of the clay pigeons until she starts visualizing them as her mom's boyfriend and then she starts to shoot them so that was fun. And then there's like fishing and Jacelle catches like a little trout or something. So that's fun too. And so finally there's like a picnic

and this is like the fishing ladies are having a picnic. And so Jacelle is like, So Karen, do we still need to apologize to Ray? And Karen's like, yes, yes. And I say that, yes, not just the chef, but to you, yes, yes. And then Jacelle's like, okay. And then she goes, I ain't apologizing for nothing.

He is a black, broke, billock, gates. Yeah. I mean, her bitch. She's basically like now that you're sober. Do we really have to apologize? Was he really that upset? And Karen's like, yes, I think you have to. It's it's going to me a lot to us and to him. It's at raw. So, um, so then Karen, they start talking about blue eyes because Sharice blue eyes is the guy that Karen is allegedly having an affair with who was her first mentioned, the driver mentioned on the reunion a few months ago.

Yeah, so she's supposedly boning her driver. So Cherisse tries to ease into it and you know, she's not very ease. I'm trying to think of something that goes with thinking that I can't. So yeah, she's not very subtle. So Cherisse is like, well, guess what? Not tonight, Therring, a very special episode of Tiktok with Khathan Karin, Karin with telling me Thief's gonna set me up on the date with Blue-A-A-A-A, less least of all me if that was what you were going to apply next. No, absolutely not. This press conference is over.

What's a canoe? I don't even like that. Bring me more bread, Marie. So now, Jacelle weighs in, because apparently Ashley's been talking about Blue Eyes for the past few months, and Jacelle's like, word on the street is that Ashley's stepson saw Karen at blue eyes at a in a compromised Zing-na situation. Yes, that's not very specific. It's not. And I think even Karen would know not to go to Oz with blue eyes because the greatest chance of

of Potomac fans being present would be at odds, right? Yes. And Jacelle will use anything against you in the worst possible way. So I think that if she was making out, she would be like, she was making out or she was getting rubbed up on by. So when she just says a compromising position, I know Jacelle's word salad. She has nothing.

She's got nothing. Yeah. I would like to know what this I mean I feel like just automatically being in Oz is a compromising position. It's like oh, we know you went to Oz No kidding. You're a compromise. I'm glad it's okay in other places. This is still a place where you're basically eating somebody Carey's or baby right on the front of their stomach and a sweet little cow Sweet little Joey. Whoa. So, uh, yes, so Karen's like, listen, he's my driver and that's just the way it is. And, you know, don't be jealous because you ain't never had a driver.

Mike, come on, Karen, you took a new BerX once. That's what that means. No kidding. And who's paying for this guy? And why have we never seen? There's a lot of questions. And by the way of course She's having a fair with blue eyes. I just don't like the jizz also when he found that so she's like you might just want to shut it down

So it's not spread Like you just set it on national TV. I think it's pretty much spread But so to Ashley that little trouble maker. Yeah, she is a trouble maker And the biggest trouble she can make it's forcing these ladies to go to a rib scores Because that's what they go next So they get there and Robin's like I'm tired. It's like okay, and we just talk about what an alcoholic monique gives some more and I mean, I think she had four martinis and she's like four martinis the difference between two and four drinks is two drinks That's a lot of drinks. That's like almost as many drinks as the original two drinks.

Two drink minimum isn't just a river in Egypt. Actually it is. Two drink minimum. So they get to the ropes course and of course Karen and Jazeela are like oh hell no hell no hell no So they wind up going on to like the low ropes course a lot of people else is up on the high ropes course and the editors are so shady because We see footage of Karen just like screaming like Then they show the camera pans down or tilts down and you see she's like a foot off the ground screaming for her life And she's like why are we doing this and Ashley's like it's team building she's how her ropes team building And she goes it's encouragement which is team building and she's like oh

Okay, I encourage you to bring up alcoholism and cheating Team teamwork So at one point on the high-rips course, Ashley is there with Rob and in Ashley's like, you know, I'm really happy there. Like, of all the people that I'm up here with, it's with you. And Robins like, yeah, I'm really happy to be a trooper. It's like, really?

Happy they started making jackets without sleeves. I'm really happy that I've survived because I'm still putting on my safety harness. Have I talked about my tennis shoes yet? Yeah, I just like that Robin was not gonna be like, oh my god, I'm really happy to be here with you two. She's like, I'm happy that I'm here as well. She didn't, but then she did the same thing that she did with Candy-ass. She's like, you know, I'm surprisingly shocked to be having fun with Ashley. It's like, hmm. Yes, he's not with you right now. OK, so next time. Have you ever done a ropes course, Ronnie, by the way? Hell no.

Would you ever do one? Hell no. I will barely walk my dog down the block. OK, I've trained my dog to go potty right outside the door. Like, it's bad. Yeah, it's bad. I was just curious. I just was curious.

Have you? I did one in ninth grade and we did like a low-rope scores and a high-rope scores for like a school trip and the higher ups it was really fun and the the first segment I remember being really scared and I was like, I was like, trembling like a leaf. But then by the time I got to the first tree, I was like, cool and then everything else was easy. It was fun Oh, man. I don't even like imagining my little band scared. It will well, you know I made me not scared because that one when I fell off and like when you fall you just dangle by your safety harness And once you fall off and you realize it's like okay, then you suddenly become confident It was like a growing experience. Oh, hey, I'm so glad you grew you grew into the fine man. I became friends. We have oh

Oh, babe, I'm so glad you grew. You grew into the fine man I became friends with. Oh my God. So now we're back at the hotel. They're just having fun times at the hotel. Karen's talking to Ray on the phone and basically it's nighttime. And Ashley facetimes with Michael about the mom. And I sort of get rid of her. Get rid of her.

Otherwise, I'm going to break your didgeriddy log off you. Here's what you do to your mom. You see, you want to give out money. You do it on the street. I'm not taking your homeless men in here. Now, get on top of me, your little peach, but a little peach. But so now we're a dinner. And they're having, I guess it looked like they were having dinner

in their suite, right? Because I sort of was like, I was getting distracted at that point because I think, I think I was like looking at, like a cracker or something in my apartment. I think you're going to take over because this is my favorite thing ever. Yeah. So they go to this fancy dinner, and the guy comes out and he's like, tonight to start with, we're doing a play on the Caprazi salad. Instead of tomatoes, it's peaches. Like, that's a peach salad.

That's a play. That's a bass visualization. Peaches in Hulumi, okay. That is not, that is not a play. That is not tomatoes. And like a play on it would be like tomatoes, basil, mozzarella, but they are like pureed together. I don't know.

It's like, but this is like just different ingredients Like you can't put three ingredients together and say it's a plan. I'm crazy. Yeah So Jacelle tries to get the conversation going she's like what's your crazy? Yeah, just kidding She's like well five is she was nicer. So Karen. Did you have a nice talk and Karen's like oh? We talked about everything. We talked about trees. We talked about Candice. We talked about everything we talked about trees we talked about Candace we talked about Ashley We talked about Maria Twinnett. We talked about Maria Doria Schreiber. We talked about Maria from the sound of music. We talked about Maria Teresa from the Habsburg Empire.

Holidays. Happy days. It's like okay, Karen. Get to the point. Bernays. And Candy's like, why was it gender-brook, consensus? And Monique's like, well, wait, well, yeah, Monique's like, well, when it comes to you, we were like, she's so reservedace riled up And now she's acting like she's shocked that Candace got riled up, you know, well well the well the clarification just Declareifying that or to expand upon that Is that Monique Monique was like girl we told you just to speak up

But we didn't say like go extra and pop off, you know You got to like ran it in a little bit and that's where Ashley's like um That's kind of bullshit and we see a flashback of Monique saying like if she Is it up to me? I've been like fuck you fuck your mom fuck your dad fuck your hamster I'm out of here throw down this mannequin storm out the door throw a glass drunk drive into a ditch Yes, and then actually in front of everybody and not just some her diary We were and was like well looks to me like she followed our advice I mean there was thick tension on the bus and Candice is like well, yeah Because you said that Sharice was jealous of you and me's relationship and when it's like I've never talked about you

Or any jealousy between me and Sharice, okay? Little tree into a big tree not my fault. I was tired Yeah, and then we see a flashback and actually it was it was actually Ashley who said like maybe Teresa's jealous that that Monique has a new friend, you know, and but but but Monique just like laughed and sort of like gave a nonverbal like consent, like she signed off on that, you know. So now Monique is sort of caught in the middle here

and it's like, are you flip flopping Monique? Is Monique what's happening here? You caught in the middle? I'm like, nah, she's just wasted. Just let her be drunk. But pretty much there excuse now for everything that comes out of Monique's mouth. They're like, sit down, you're drunk.

So Candace is like, yeah, well, I was laughing when I said it was a bitch moment, and if you took it that way, Sharice, I apologize. And if you got mad because I called you a Geriatric Grammol, then I guess I'm sorry for that too. And Sharice is like, well, I'm not one. The Fathas. She just rolls by. Yeah. Under her upper part. Cle- Cleely, I'm not, Cleely, I'm not, I guess like, well, I'm Cleely, I'm not a little girl. of like, well I'm clearly I'm not a little girl. Yeah. I don't know. So then the food arrived and just like silent. They're just like, oh, no, no.

And then Robbins like, Hey Monique, are you okay? Because Ashley said you had four drinks and Ashley's like, did I say four? It's like cut to three minutes ago. Yeah, and then Ash is like, did I say four? It's like cut to three minutes ago. Yeah, then we see another footage of her where she's saying, she definitely had at least three because I had three.

I know she had as many as I, da da da da da da da da. And then she says, did you feel she was drunk? And Ash is like, I know I was drunk. And then Monique's like, look, here's what happened. I was at the bar sipping a Moscow Mule and I didn't like it so I sent it back I was like the ice cubes yeah Because that's so we're on a move. I'm like yeah, like this. I'm sorry. There are too many ice cubes in this I'm gonna give these ice cubes back. I'll keep them you all apart

So then she had two after that. So I guess she's saying, okay, maybe you can consider that three because I technically ordered three, but it really was only two. Which two martinis you still shouldn't be, you should've been driving. No, I'm going to be driving unless you're on a hoverboard. But Monique is like, listen girls, I can normally go five martinis before I'm throwing up. So, you know, I'm good at four. That's what that means. I'm like, if you're throwing up at five, that means you're like, oh, like way over served at five, which means you're probably like really drunk at four, which means you're probably drunk at three, which means you're probably getting drunk at two, which means you shouldn't be driving after one. Yes. And so they're, you know, trying to explain that to her, but she's like, look, guys, I have two young kids. I'm trying to find a nanny. I'm working on a website. Have you tried to peel

Jim thing? It is very difficult. I'm on it. She goes, I didn't know I was that exhausted. Okay. Here's her defense. She goes, listen, I think I'm fine as I'm driving because she goes, I feel myself getting sleepy when I'm driving because she goes, I feel myself getting sleepy when I was driving. And you know, there's a difference between being sleepy and being tipsy. I'm like, yeah, you get sleepy after your tipsy. That's what tipsy does. It makes you sleepy. Thank God. Oh my God. Don't you know how alcohol works? It's a depressor. And Carol, they call it self medication for a reason. I need my medicine. I'm going. If you're sleepy, if you're sleepy from being from after after drinking, that means you want to pass out. That means you're drunk. You're drunk. It's not fun. Um, she's also like, um, well,

I know I wasn't drunk because normally I can have five martinis before I threw up. I was like, okay, you're really just digging yourself a deeper hole here. Just say it was a mistake. I will never go anywhere without an uber again. Exactly. Even if it's a lie for TV, just say that. Exactly. And Jacelle's like, um, I'm not buying that you decided to have a siesta in a ditch. Yeah. So now, yeah. So now she's just saying like, like, so Monique, we feel like something else is going on. She's like, it's just so hard. I have two kids and no nanny and Chris is at a camp and I'm working on a website.

I'm like, every time we see you at home, you have like 12 people around you. It's either family members or your assistant or best friends. I think someone can help you out. Yeah, she's fine. Like, again, I her, but I'm not going to worry about her. Yeah. Maybe anybody on the road around her or whatever. Yeah. But she's like, yeah, I've got a lot that I'm managing. So Karen's like, well, Ashley,

they also came at me with the blue eyes thing. And let's be real, Ashley. Let's be real. thing and let's be real Ashley let's be real I have several male friends okay is that okay I hear you Ashley I hear you like why is she always at the top of the staircase in a movie in the 1940s in return why I'm ready for my closer miss Ashley Ashley starts with Ashley face down in a pool. Rewind! Havien met my butler. He's played by a former silent film director. If you have any questions, ask Jeez. Yeah, so she's like, I'm fixing to shut that down real quick.

Listen, I like to listen to Frank Sinatra. They calm Duwires, right? Alice, for the way you look at Frank Sinatra, which I'm, it's not a man that I'm sleeping with. How dare you ask me, I see you! Stop spreading news! Ren, I've got different bank accounts. He's that Wells Fargo, I'm be-o-aay! I want to wake up in a room that That's a little bit larger than Monique

So She's like no taking questions and Ashley doesn't back down. She's like well, I'm sorry Karen But there is something going on. Okay, do you guys have an arrangement? Is that what it is? And then she goes well, let me ask you Ashley Did Michael have a physical relationship with that man he sent his penis to on the London grinder? And Ashley's like, no, because, and guess what? No one's ever seen Michael with a man unlike your man who people have seen. You know, so Karen's like, true, we have all seen this penis on grider. I mean, it was on the block.

And we all says, I'm like, we're uping other guys, which is did nothing wrong with it. I mean, it was on the log and we also some like roping other guys Which is did nothing wrong with it. I mean like obviously we're gay. We just don't like lies So so Karen's like there is no arrangement. I have answered the question I don't don't care if you'd like the answer an odd race a very confident man He trusts wife. He's a he's a proud proud man. He's a proud dog his name is me lose sometimes He's a great man proud man, he's a proud dog, his name is Milos sometimes. He's a great man and that's it There's no further questions about Riannire arrangement. No, no, no further question. If you have any questions You can direct them to his bank account minus a bit

I have a B.O.A. The only arrangement that we have is that every month I make an automatic deposit from my checking account to my savings account month I make an automatic deposit from my checking account to my savings count. And then Jazzel, who never shares anything about jack shit. Unless it's like some shit she's making up is like, well, if you're going to have a man on the side, maybe don't take him to public restaurants that we all go to. Get a hotel. Isn't that what Michael does? Well, and she's also like, well, you know, if Ray doesn't like the rumors, then why are

you always bringing blue eyes around? And she's like, well, you know, if Ray doesn't like the rumors, then why are you always bringing blue eyes around? And she's like, well, he's a very confident man. He knows. He's not insecure. He's not like that TV show with It's a Ray, although he does like that show because it's called the star is named It's a Ray and he's like, it's me and they I'm say, good, you're secure. I don't know what I'm talking about. Oh, man, this show, it's like they're mad at Monique for never bringing a driver anywhere and they're mad at Karen for bringing a driver everywhere. Like, make up your mind cast Driver drums so follow Shrees is like All right

Sa Sa's here So Karen Last night you mentioned there may ask you for the boss What do you say about that? Here's what I say. You're an asshole, Sharice. You're a horrible human being. And I'm so glad to watch you do all this shit and act in your hurtful, cut fit

messy ways and not even get whatever it is they hold at the beginning of the show. Champagne glass. I think paperweight or whatever the hell you put in the whole boomerangs from Oz. The cookie jars. Boomerangs from Oz. The cookie jars. Ten issues from one. But it was so funny because Jacelle was staring at her teeth in her backwards phone. And she's like,

I think I'm just going to be like like he was trying to protect me with this old tax thing that I knew nothing about. Yes, you're right. He's like, I want you to, he loved me so much, he wants to set me free and I said no, no, you can't. He was like, go free, little peacock bird. And that brings us to the end of Patomi X. All right, well that was fun.

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