Watch What Crappens - Shahs of Sunset: The Mangina Monologues

Episode Date: September 25, 2017

GG heads to (triple off) Broadway, MJ drunkenly pisses on her relationship, and Shervin finally comes clean to the crew. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the RHOA trailer! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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How are you being? I am great Ronnie. I'm looking forward to our about to be bonding trip to Chicago together. Me too. I already set my alarm for the morning. So I don't get so nervous, I forget. I'm like, I'm excited. I'm really excited because I also did the whole TSA global entry program thing.

And so this is my first time doing that. And I'm like very paranoid that I'm going to show up and be like, hello, I'm here for the GSA, a approval thing and there'd be like, sorry, it's not, it doesn't work on this ticket. I'm like, that's my biggest fear right now. That's not a bad fear to have in this day and age. It's a very privileged fear though, that's for sure.

Yeah, it's a good fear to have. Yeah, so yeah, Chicago show is so, so exciting. We are loving doing these live shows. So fine, I love traveling. It's the places I haven't been before, which, you know, is kind of everywhere in a way. But I'm so excited to go with you and to meet people. And also, we don't know who's coming.

Like, you know, we've invited so many people. We don't know who's gonna show up. It's gonna be Whatever so excited. Yeah, but today it's Monday, which is Shaws, but first we've been saying we have an announcement Sabin take her away. I mean, I was only trying to set you up Just at me I was like we're loving all these live shows and you're like yes, anyway, we have Shaws, but um Yeah, you know how I feel about things. He's like, no, no, no, it's a cute line. And Ron is like, I'll set you up for the announcement.

The worst. No, it's fine. It doesn't matter how it's set up. Because the important thing to know is if you haven't checked out our social media or web page, Facebook page, then you might not know that today we have announced a brand new live show. And this time it is in San Francisco. So all you Bay Area people mark your calendars. We are coming to social hall San Francisco on November 4th. That is a Saturday. So if you're in San Jose or Oakland or Napa Valley or San

Rafael or Livermore or I don't know like if you're Mark Zuckerberg like we will be there and tickets go on sale this Friday. Actually this is important. The tickets go on sale on Friday and we'll have the link up on our page that the link you go to social hall sf.com. You can go it's on access, which is cool. We're on the access. I'll be on our social media. There are some pre-sale opportunities. I think if you're an AMEX holder, there are opportunities. You can just look at the link and just see what it says. So get them tickets, people. Yeah, we're psyched. That's going to be a big party weekend for us. And I've never partied in San Fran as I told Ben.

And I can't wait to do it with you guys. Yeah, it's going to be a really great time. Our Chicago show, the first one sold out in like three hours and the second one sold out a day later. So that's our way of saying, make sure if you're thinking about it, get your tickets, get your tickets, and then if you decide you don't want to do it, sell them to someone else

or whatever, but like these tickets have, when we've been going to other cities, these tickets have been selling really quickly, so don't sit on it. Get yo tickets, and also we have a contest, boom. Yes, and now this is our second fun announcement. You know, we all love Caroline Fleming, the queen or the Baroness of Ladies of London.

And as we all know, Caroline, well, maybe we don't all know. This, but Caroline Fleming has a new cookbook coming out. You may remember her testing recipes in the latest season of Ladies of London. So her cookbook is called Cook Yourself Happy, the Danish way, and we are doing a giveaway of the cookbook. You can win a free cookbook from Caroline Fleming, or at least her publisher. So in order...

The outsidely offended that she stole the name of my autobiography, Eat Your Way Happy. But I'm still supportive. She did it first. Yeah, no. So if you if you are interested in this, here's how the contest is going to work. First, you have to follow us on Instagram. And then we want people to post their most Caroline Fleming photo of all time. Do a photo that is your take on Carolina Fleming. Maybe you'll be making some almond butter or some pesto or using pink Himalayan sea salt. But we want you to do an ode to Carolina Fleming on Instagram. Maybe serving something simple yet delicious on a hashtag natural hashtag wood hashtag shrock u3 hashtag board hashtag

loving life hashtag sunshine hashtag blubbers hashtag strappers hashtag sunshine hashtag happy hashtag because hashtag cooking my way to so and then when you do your photo just just do hashtag, click yourself happy, and hashtag crappens flim with a 1M. Okay, so that way we can track you, and we'll announce the winners.

We'll set up a deadline, and whichever, we'll look at the finalists on the show, and whoever has the most Caroline Flemingie, Flemingie's photo is going to win a copy courtesy of the publisher, which is the Quattro Group. I'm sorry, not Quattro. Quattro Group. It was Fleming's dream to become a cookbook author, and it was our dream to be in a hashtag with Caroline Fleming. We are all hashtag achieving. Yes, and once again, just to throw in another thing, Tulu for you is now available on iTunes, so go buy it on iTunes.

Because... Do it! Well, that was a lot of announcements, Bian. Woo, I'm pooped. Thank you, everyone, for listening. This has been a great show. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. Today's announcement is shows of some cities on TV. It is super sized. I am stuck between two women.

I adore. It's like worse sandwich ever. Exactly. So the sandwich is trying to ruin the bread that's holding it. Yeah, it's just you're earning to be open faced. Yeah, stop working against the sandwich sandwich meat. I want to be a plate, but I've been put into the sandwich. It's like a meatball complaining that he ruined the bread on a meatball sandwich. Well, you're a meatball and you're covered in sauce. Well, that meatball that always falls bread on a meatball sandwich. Well, you're a meatball and you're covered in sauce.

Well, that meatball that always falls out of the meatball sandwich. You're like, damn it, meatball. How could she order a meatball sandwich? I am so hurt. She doesn't know how hurtful it is for me to be crammed in here with all the other meatballs and be stuck between two pieces of bread. It's not right. So MJ is finally doing something about our house.

And it's not because of Reza. It's because of Mike. Yeah. So good job, Mike. Mike had some really deep advice, which was you have to move on with your life. She's like, wow, those words have been really sticking with me. It is very, very basic advice.

And someone say maybe even obvious, considering you have like a sink in your living room. Considering that things stick to you. So she's getting stuff done, so there's workman over. And of course MJ comes out in the towel. She's like, whoops. Hey, I was just going to get in the shower, but I needed to know, when is that kitchen counter coming?

Really? You can't take a shower until you know when the counter is coming. Yeah, really? Yeah. Exactly. How was this affecting your shower again? But she really did make that Home Depot worker's heart smile. He was so psyched.

He's like, yeah, yeah. That's right. I mean, that's like a porno right there, right? That's the dream. So she takes her shower shower and then her designer her interior designer Ryan comes over and she's like Hey, can I have a sip of your coffee? He's like well, I'm just getting over a cold So now and then they're like talking a little bit and then she just goes and takes a sip from this coffee Anyway, and it's cut to him being like you fucking bitch. I can't believe you sit my macapé He's so much more afraid of her germs.

That's how we know he's a smart person. Yes. And he does come in the Bravo Gay package. He's like kind of orange and like kind of leathery, but like nice and cute and stuff. But he goes, oh my god, girl, it's so windy out there. It's like Dorothy and Toto flying around. And her response is like,

because that's what you're supposed to do, you know, when the gaze are like, here's an easy gay joke you can get to feel more comfortable or whatever. Yeah. Because I've never heard MJ laugh like that. So Reza comes over and I was surprised he was not automatically undermining Ryan, because, you know, Reza is the resident Chevron enthusiast. And so the fact that MJ went with a different designer is sort of shocking, but at this point, he's just exhausted,

dealing with her. So he's just happy to pawn off these duties to Ryan. He's like, whoa, it smells good in here. It's like when it does commercials for a glade plugin. Like they walk into a room and it's all dead fish, but they're blindfolded. Exactly. It smells like lavender. Wait, it was a room of dead fish.

That's crazy. Except the difference is that like her glade plugin smells like pepperoni pizza. Which actually would not be a bad thing. I actually would like that. It actually sabotages the lavender smell. Yeah. So they're looking at, they think about colors for the place and I think that MJ wanted beige or something and you know, Res is like, beige, that's crazy. You absolutely cannot beige. Like look at that. Look at that stool. Like, oh what? Mike's stool. No, the stool, not the stool, the stool. Look at that, you got schmutz on it.

She's like, oh, yeah, that's my knee makeup. Yeah, on this show, you don't know what stool they're talking about, because he really could be like, show me your stool. Okay, it's like a field trip day. This stool is like, stuly AF. Okay, stuly Andrews. Also, I like that Ryan describes his look as the vision board. Yeah.

So good. She's like, well, will GG be able to hear it? She's gonna be so happy. She just got fixed. Is, by the way, is Neem makeup a thing? It's, it's MJ. You know, it's like covering up all kinds of breezes. You know those people who all have like random breezes on weird parts of their body and then they're like, I don't I don't know how I got that. Yeah, that's MJ. Yeah, and it was like some lower cabinet door that was open. She probably tumbles down as derrickes at least twice a week. There's something always sticking out to poke you if you're MJ. Yeah.

So Ryan's like, a lot of people are afraid of a charcoal wall. I'm just imagining people carrying in fear of a charcoal wall with big jaws. So they're going to have all the friends over to paint. And MJ's like, okay, that was hard. Babe, I need a salad now and he's like bitch you just ate a whole bag of peanut bread. It's like no I need a real food in salad and a sub and you're on block right now right now right now.

It's in the un. Yeah, it's in the un. And I love that Ryan is so oblivious to their culture that when she pulls out peanut bread he's like what's that? Yeah, those carbs. Yeah, she goes bread. She wants 70 goes. No. But he's getting turned on by a result because he was like, all right, MJ, you have to choose a color swatch. He's like, I want something in between this and this. He's like, how about you choose something that's there instead of creating one that's not there?

And Ryan's like, you're so alpha. Wow. So alpha. and it's like, you're so alpha, wow. He's so alpha. So Mike and Mike, now this is gonna get confusing because Mike goes to a shoe store on Melrose and he's talking to another Mike. Now thankfully, they don't look the same, but not thankfully, they both try and talk the same.

They both try and talk street, but not one of them really can. They just seem to help a lot. Yeah, Mike has brought in a bunch of shoe boxes. They're all like scuffed and like dinged and dented and he's like, yeah, I gotta get my salad gold shoes here in shoe paddhas. You know, the only reason why he probably selected shoe ball is because it gives him some sense of being royalty probably. Yeah. But he's a palace man, bro. Yeah. And they're like, these these baby shoes are like edgy and they're like, they're like, and they're like, these baby shoes are like edgy,

and they're like dope, and they look like fly dope. But you can wear a blazer if you want to, because dope. These baby can like go out or be home, and still be in the same shoes. It's like very versatile. They're not at home or outside. Or like is it elevator? Like if it's an outdoor elevator, is it inside or outside?

Because the doors are closed. I don't know. The shoes don't carry either either because they're for everything. Watching Mike pull out those little baby shoes and like presenting them and like being like all like yeah man these shoes are dope man. These are super duant like guys like yeah we really want to be disruptive in the shoes space you know like we deal with the deed is Nike but like whoa hipster baby shoes and like yeah man look at them and he's like putting out all these like tiny little shoes in the middle of like a sneaker store. I was cracking up. And they have matching ones for the dads. So funny. And

Sue, Sue Mike, like the shoe sell Mike guy is like, yeah, bro, dope, like dope. Whoa, what is this? Wade? Whoa, stretchy. It's like dope. Stretchy. So a made crazy markisins, we're forging ahead, shaping the future here at the Sioux Palace. Yeah, amazingly Mike gets an order from Sioux Palace. They want like some, like two different sizes and the baby shoes, so. And his body language is so untrusting too.

Like, why would you say yes to him? He's like do you want the shoes? Do you want the shoes man? Because like now's the time and he crosses his arms and he just like keeps looking around shiftly refusing to meet the eyes of other Mike. Like, it's sell. Like what are you gonna steal the keys out of his pocket? Like what are you so shifty? And he's like, are the baby shoes? They just like disintegrate after like one day. They just disintegrate. These are like handmade. This is like quality. I'm like I don't know what nothing like the baby is running track Well, what do I know more like if you're catching baby shoes and they're disintegrating that sounds like more of a you problem than a shoe Mike are you wrapping your babies feet in paper towels and calling them shoes

So next up is Shervin analysis over there. She's got a full face of fresh Model makeup as we do before we go on the plane. Yes, and he's watching her back And he's like super confident in their relationship now because it got away with lying Yeah, she's like super confident in their relationship now because it got away with lying. Yeah. She's like, well, I'm a professional with packing now in app, in app, but I'm going to leave some stuff here because I plan on returning and changing your life and my life, which will join forever in unity because I trust you. And he's like, yeah, I actually have a lot of room in your bag.

So like, maybe don't leave me here because I don't want my tricks to see. I mean, I mean, my maid, who I bang. I mean, uh, I can't promise that she's going to be safe because like my friend Tara really likes borrowing sweatshirts. Yeah, I hope you don't mind if she does like if she likes sleep, so we're all sleeping in the other room. I'm at my comment, my comment, my comment. I'm at my yeah, yeah, I've seen his baby shoes.

They're super hot like huge boobs. I mean, I mean, like, I mean, the shoes. Shoes not boobs, not towers boobs, not towers. I'm sitting with a, oh, ding dong. It's M.J. with a huge bouquet of flowers. It's like, yeah, in a bottle of wine. She's like, well, I came over because, um, I did, this is for you because I never got you a hostess gift

and it's like the ball of the wine show. I was like, oh, I'll shine for you. And she goes, sure, I mean, why else would I bring it? I'm like, you brought it because it's a gift. Not because you're supposed to be drinking out of it. Yeah, it's nice. It's nice to see you. I was just asking you to open this.

What did you think? I'm also taking these flowers back home. Yeah. She didn't buy this house. Hostess gift. So MJ is really there because she wants to congratulate them and also she really hates that her friends are always lying It's so hard being MJ. She doesn't understand. What's truth? What's real? Do you know how hard it is on MJ? Yes, she's the real victim here. Everyone lies to MJ. She can't deal anymore

So immediately she just launches into. Yeah, well, the reason I'm really here is to make sure that you go back home happy in her relationship. Um, he's cheating on you. Yeah. And and she runs like, oh, on. So, and so yeah, I'm just like, I think he cheated on you. I think he's up with our friend Tara. I think you know

I think he's unfaithful. I think he screws around. I think he's immature. I think he's not ready to commit I think you're making a huge mistake and then I'm just like So how do you deal with those accusations? Like as if like she didn't even make them like So now that I've said all these awful things. How do you deal with that? Yeah, it's my awful reading her imaginary subpoena in her mind. Yeah, and it only says like, well, we have such a huge amount of trust on each other. And he shares with me all the time. He sometimes overshares.

It's like enough shaving, enough oversharing, or as I call it overshaving, you know what I'm saying? I trust him 100%. And she knows, like she knows what she's getting into because she's tricky with her words She goes he's never been not honest like wait a minute Wait a minute with your double negative triple negative. What's happening here? Stop using the audience She's like you guys don't understand here open and honest to you is with me I mean this whole cheating thing is so irrelevant. It's laughable been in honesty is with me. I mean, this whole cheating thing is so irrelevant. It's laughable.

A relevant. She's not saying it's like a lie. She's saying, I don't care because I live in a paper box in Australia and I'm moving here to have this view of LA with a guy with muscles. So please. Yeah, exactly. It's called free rent instead of overpaying for an Airbnb. Like stop trying to fuck this up for me MJ. Yeah. And she tells her, I know that you're doing the right thing,

but telling me you think he's cheating on me, so thank you. But I don't need you to beat that person, because I already know everything. I already know all the time she's not cheated on me. It's like, wait a minute. Wait a second. So, sir, is so confident that she's answering like this, that he starts like cock-walking around.

He's like, yeah, yeah, take that, Mary's. And then he literally lights up a cigar and celebrates. Yeah, exactly. He's like, she hit all the lines. Very well, very good, very good. And she tells her, well, you're not going to be a steppered person, right? And Annalise just blinks blankly and goes, no. Just trying to figure out what that even means.

Too late. You're too late. So then we go over to a to a barber shop called Debenair with Mike and Resa. And I like could not like it's called Debenair. And then the guys, the barbers are these crazy Like tattooed up hipsters with these tiny little handle bar moustaches You know that are like totally what do you call that when they're just like the little steam punk

Steam punk and they're like little twisties on that curl up. I mean, it's just it was It's like that really super annoying like we couldn't get jobs as baristas So it became barbers instead. Yeah, exactly. It's not a mustache. It's a mustache that curls up at the end Like a saloon barkeep Yeah, exactly We're here from prohibition. We took a time machine It's like my theory about how so many baristas try to dress like their farmers from the 20s and how like It's like barbers who try to be like, you know some sort of

1937 Newsy, I don't know kind of very contrived when like super proud feminist girls are wearing dresses from the 50s I'm like you remember what that was like right? Yeah, exactly. So what they talk about in here because my next scene is I go Mike and Mike's serving and then Gigi's condo. So all they did was like Mike and Reza were talking about how Mike went on a blind date with this girl who's a Persian rapper and he's like no we had fun you know we went dancing and had frozen yogurt afterwards

which for some reason was funny to me and then like a blind date will GGP be able to see her? Is that like Mrs. Mew? So so then yeah Mike is saying like it's just hard you know because like what I've been through I feel so much hate for myself for because I didn't make things work and I also I can't help but bring up You know Jessica on these dates and rest is like don't tell bitches about your ex-wife But just be like I don't want to hear about your ex-wife and you'd be like, but you're about her and they're like Buy Mike and you're like I feel bad about myself. You got to figure it out Mike Everything I remember this thing because everything that said Mike's like wow I really wanted to do this with the love of my life for my family and my child

But this is not possible now so like for my good mood my good news I'm gonna call my mom because like I had a a chance, but now I don't. And the music's like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Are we supposed to feel bad for you? You fuck like 10 other people. I think it was foreshadowing for Tommy's thing later. I'm only realizing that now. I also want to point out that every time that like,

Resor might set something like, like not very profound, like Mike's saying things like, you know, in life it's more bad like, who your friends are or something like that that the barbers would be like, big nod, big nod, big nod. Like, yeah, bro, that's the truth. This is not still magnolias. I don't need you to agree with me, barber person. It's my hair, okay, finish saving my head so I can leave. Yeah. So now we go to Gigi's condo where she's packing because she's going to New York for her big show the sex and love and Whatever's by first ray woman for gay man. Whatever that stupid show is called. I never had any idea

That I would be asked to be in a huge broadway play But you know lots of artists are crazy like me. There's Lindsay Lohan Robert De Niro, Meryl Streep. People keep saying I'd be great for Les Misrab. No, they're just saying that you're miserable. Yeah, those are people saying you're a miserable bitch in Spanish. French. Um, here's Spanish.

You know, yeah, she'll hear. So Shalom comes over. Yeah, she's with Shalom. She's like, by the way, I didn't tell you, but my mom really liked your answers that you gave her at that dinner at Benihana when I almost started everything on fire. Remember that? Yeah, basically, she now wants Shalom to propose her,

even though they've only been dating for like three weeks. And you can see the fear in his eyes. Like what have I gotten myself into with this crazy bitch downstairs for me? What am I doing? What am I doing? Yeah, he's like, how big do you want it? She's like, this big, you know, like these huge arms. Yeah.

And he goes, well, if I get to a ring, what do I get? She goes, you already get the MVP vagina. And you get to marry a Broadway actress. I'm basically Bernadette Peters. Yeah. She's like, my name is Alexander Hamilton. It's Alexander Hamilton. So, you call me a GG LePon. She says she wants a ring as big as the rock that crashed the Titanic. And she also wants, and then the like dream music starts coming on. And she said, yeah, two kids, two dogs, most likely, rotwilers, you know, a big enough home for me to supply some horses.

I'm like, like, you don't supply horses to a home. Like until you learned how to even say it, you can't have it. You know what I mean? She's basically living out her own strange version of somewhere that's green somewhere that's green it still works it's just not grass it's not it's just green mold yeah it's the ring around her finger from the cheap knockoff ring that Shalom was gonna buy her I'm just trying to imagine I was trying to come up with a pun with somewhere that's green like my finger turned green Somewhere that's gangrene That's her Broadway song so now we go over to resa's hams. Yeah, so resa

You know, I always have to kind of like resa even though it makes me crazy because we were shorts the same way And that's when they're scrunched all the way up your thighs in the middle. He also, he adopted a blind cat named Miss Moo, which I think is actually, like, very sweet and cute. And I love that he named his cat Miss Moo. I don't understand it, but I was like, aw, and then I loved how the editors kept cutting away to poor Miss Moo, like trying to understand things like packing tape and walls She's terrified like what is that is it that you know, it's a natural disaster. No m. J. is doing the hummishie Brott

Okay, miss Moo. I send suppressor no, it's just MJ and m. J's like so both of her eyes are blind Yeah, it's just way blind works like both of her eyes are blind. Yeah, it's just the way blind works. I love that she needs to be explained what blind means. Like, how blind? On a scale of one to ten, how blind? So, Reza in the strange development, Reza has been working on a play, which made me feel shitty about myself because I'm, I do call myself a writer and I'm like, I've been saying I've been wanting to write a one act for a long time And I res has done one and if he gets his produce which he will before I get my one act which I haven't even written or conceived of I'm gonna be furious

He's like it's about the hero. It's a story about the hero's life and the hero is me as told by Siri And the hero is me, as told by Siri. I'm not right this. Siri, take a note. Remember that time my grandma was mean to me? Link, link. I found an address for grandma's cookies. Grandma's cookies, great. Scene one, we open in grandma's cookies.

There's no lady at a table sitting in a chair. She's dressed in a full black sheet like awesome By the way, no ossa this episode no ossa. I know well now she's mad And she's not gonna force herself to cry about her boyfriend. He doesn't want to be on camera just cuz Resa wants her to you She's like bye. Yeah, so my first note on this was of course he's doing this because he's jealous of ossa I mean Gigi and then I thought no no was jealous of course he's doing this because he's jealous of a sa I mean a gg And then I thought no no was jealous of gg, right? Like that's stupid of course he ends the scene by saying yeah

GG may have her off Broadway play, but this one's gonna be better bitch. It's gonna be better as fuck Res is will be the off talent player And he's saying it's about his real life, but he's like, it's about two grandmas from different places. And they're like, you're Muslim. Oh, well, you're Jewish. Yeah. You have to.

How much money can I give your son to walk away? No, how much money can you give my son? Oh, that's funny. You know what we both want the best things for our little gay grandson he ends and then they both cook for Raza the end it's the life I've never got to have because my grandmother was terrible to me and I never got to feel this way when I would go to Great Neck. Why didn't I ever get offered to serve by my two-witch? Go right.

I couldn't, my friend mothers meet together at a cafe in my brain. Why? I love MJ though during the, during the Vita voice, as the grandmother, because she starts doing the, you will not marriage material. Why can't you do it? I'm doing like an Indian voice. You're not marriage material MJ. And't you do it? I'm doing like an Indian voice.

You're not marriage material, MJ. And she's the lead of the play, which is also terrifying. And she's like, after a whole lifetime of studying Vita, I could do that accent in my sleep. I'm like, you could also possibly have a stroke in your sleep because you're so traumatized from being raised by Vita.

You know, don't concentrate on the past. Okay. Future. Cut the cord. Yeah. There are a lot of terrible things that could happen in your sleep because you were raised by Vida. I think that's what you're trying to say.

Exactly. Yeah. So Gigi, Gigi goes to New York and she's like, oh my God. I love New York because I really like sex in the city. Real original. Where was the taxi to splash her where? No kidding. How do you get to splash every other fucker in the city? But the one who deserves it. I want you to be a working girl. Okay. I want to see her pushing around a little little Card of dumplings with the steam in her face. Why see that that that'd be great. I want to go in and we were being nasty to her

So she goes through her whole monologue of what it's like being in her own version of Sex in the City. Yeah. She really is acting like she's about to go tap dance in 42nd Street for the first time, you know. It's like such an amazing dream. So she goes in and it's like these nerdy gay guys and then of course the lesbian stage manager.

And Gigi's like well guys The first thing I have to tell you is I'm kind of deaf and he's like we'll work around that because we have microphones Engage you didn't notice our theater is the size of a shoebox. So I think you'll be okay Also, you got hearing aids, but I like that his answer is don't worry. We have microphones like she's not saying she can't talk loudly She thinks she can't hear you guys, okay? So then every piece of direction she gets she gets from the stage manager She's yelling at her which I don't know if that's from like the stereo typical lesbian stage manager thing or because she thinks Gigi is deaf

But she's like then you'll come up from behind the curtains Yeah, I like they tell Gigi. Okay, so here's like, then you'll come out from behind the curtains. Yeah, I like to tell Gigi, okay, so here's what's gonna happen. You go behind the curtains, and then when Vlad me your claps his hands, you come out, you guys bump into it, and then you start your scenes. So she's like, okay, got it.

So she walks behind the curtains, and then he claps, and she comes out, they bump into each other, and then she just turns to the direction and goes, and then what? Yeah, I mean this truly is bullet's over Broadway. Yeah, let's change it to just stand there. Yeah, just stand there. But impressively, you know, they start showing more of the rehearsal and like Gigi actually like gotten the flow and was, you know what, not so bad considering.

Very difficult role. She asked for like, it's she has to be nervous and they get super horny and dry hump a dude yeah she has to she has to peel a banana yeah and the director says is your boyfriend gonna get mad and she's like I will be telling Shalom that this guy is gay he's like I'll tell my girlfriend yeah he just looks at her yeah you do that yeah he's like I have chicken bones in my pocket care for a meal So now we go to MJ and Vita there you go to the build more hotel downtown Los Angeles and Vita's like I like this place landmark of LA Lin ping pong Do they have ping pong a bit more?

A bit more? M.G.A. So isn't this where they're painting MJ's house? No, they go to lunch and they're eating so that they go to lunch and the waiter comes by and they're like, do you have to name a neon? And he's like, yeah, we can go on a shoot with vegetables and they go to a French fries.

He's like, yeah, we could do that. And then he walks away and Vida's like, yeah, we can go on a ship with vegetables and she's like, what about french fries? He's like, yeah, we could do that and then he walks away and Vita's like he talked too much Vita looked great. She did her hair. She had a tan She was she was looking she was looking good. I was like, you know, Vita good for you. You got it together She's also smiling a lot and like making an effort to be like look a good person Yeah, I'm happy lady No, I'm not like she can't help it comes out of her mouth, but she will you know Coming with a positive attitude and MJ was really trying to wine and diner You know apparently Vita loves flaming you either naming you own so they got this flaming you like broccoli

And that's when MJ tells her mom that she wants to get pregnant. And she's like, pregnant with dummy. Tommy June. I don't know Tommy right guy for you. Yeah. What we pay attention to baby. He put on game, you know? You know, he's the Tommy is the kind of person

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that they just show Vita trying so much in this episode because the next time we see her she's like, oh, hello. Hello, everybody. Hello. Yeah. She tries for like five seconds to be like the fun, the fun mom who comes over to see the kids, but even then she just gets pissed off. I'm proud of her, though, because she's saying Tommy's not the right guy. Instead of you cannot have baby, it would come out drunk and stupid stupid MJ. You know, make baby.

Yeah, that is improvement. Yeah. You're not baby material blaming someone else besides MJ. Oh, yeah. Hugs. So now, so now what happens is Mike picks up Resa and they go over to to paint MJ's apartment, you know, because this is part of the renovations, the paint that condo, because they're gonna do the gray wall because no one should be afraid of a charcoal wall. So they had over and, you know, it's just like fun little antics at first,

like Mike has a carrot that he dips into dip and then he holds it as crotch as like, Hey MJ, look, MJ, look. This is from my, this prank is from my family. I'm on my family to always remember the time. I pretended that the car was my dick and the dip was semen. This is for the families, the memories.

Someday, someday, you have to have your baby now because if you don't, they'll never be able to see my carat joke. I was saving this, I was saving this joke for like my wife and my kids, you know, in our backyard and the house that we built together, you know, maybe wearing the shoes that house that we built together, you know, maybe wearing the shoes that I designed,

but that dream is dead now. So I just have to go on. Yeah, I have to move on. Really my carrot, my carrot duel. Oh my god, it smells good in here. And then he starts, does he use crayon to write on that wall because as someone he used to have to flip houses and people would do shit like that before they got kicked out, that is not easy to paint

over sir. Yeah, probably, probably. So they're painting, they're cleaning up dirt, you know, and it's like, Mairse, there's dirt down here and it's sticky. And she's like, well, it's not my business. I'm trying to just under a casualness. He's like, I'm just telling you, I'm not, for once I for one side not Chris I'm literally just telling you there's sticky dirt down there And MJ compares all of this to her own field of dreams

Yes, it's like this is like my field of dreams in the movie It was if you build it they will come but this time Ray Leata is my son and then he grows up to be an MBL a pro What and MLBB pro, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it is. I was like, what is this stand for? I assume baseball. Major League Baseball.

But I don't remember the plot of that movie enough to know. But I feel like you don't want your baby coming out as Ray Leodah, right? Like, he's great and talented and handsome and stuff. But no one wants to give birth to Ray Liyada again. No, it was terrifying the first time for some for some lady. I'm just glad. I'm just glad that she didn't go the other route and say, it's like feel the dreams if you build it table comes. If I build this Tommy will come. My brain was like right now in a baseball

field wearing Mr. Metz condom. Oh wait, he has no condom on it. So that was what it was about. He would have been like, don't build it. Don't build it. It's like over in a second. And everyone's depressed. So then, um,

Shervin shows up with six pizzas for like three people, which is hilarious. Um, and I love it when you walk into a door and rest just because, sure it'd be swarming! I'm gonna write it on the wall next to this vagina, I drooled. So MJ, he's like, where's MJ? Like, you wouldn't invite who? Why not?

Asa? Asa, asa, asa, sorry. And MJ is like, well, you guys, I couldn't invite her because I know she couldn't be asked to participate in something that's very important. It's like, oh, good. Here they go. Here they go. And then Ressa, Ressa is jumping on the bandwagon. He's like, now I'm looking at Asa differently because even though she confided secrets in me, at the same time she caused pain for MJ and she just wants pain for the group and I have to be friends with that and I don't know if I can still be like that so I look at it differently. I love how he is wording this victimhood, he goes, she doesn't see sharing secrets with me and not the group is wrong.

You're the asshole here. Yeah, you're the asshole because you let out your secrets actually like it's you're you're no it's not wrong at all. You're allowed to feel closer with someone and to confide in them. What's wrong are the people in the group who're acting like babies because they they were not confided in because they're too immature to be confided in. Yeah, but they're just all gonna go with it. They don't know why they know it, but they're like we'll go with it. Res immature to be confided in. Yeah, but they're just all going to go with it.

They don't know that I know. I know. But they're like, we'll go with it. Resil will get to cry again. Yeah. So Mike is wearing a hard hat just had to mention that because that's hilarious. Yeah. Like if that paint, if a paint like like falls on my head, like then what? Then no babies.

Yeah, you never know when one of the dried boogers that Tommy's flicked up to the ceiling will fall down and hurt your hairdo or whatever. Exactly. So Destiny shows up, which is appropriate. That's appropriate phrase for this episode. Destiny has arrived. Here's all of Destiny's lines for this episode. So now they're all getting drunk and they're painting, which is never a good combination. And then, Shervin, be swervin too much of that paint and he hits the ceiling. So now it's like, she even messed up. Now we can paint on all the walls. And then, Ressa, Ressa is like that, that friend you invite over when you're a kid who

gets too hyper and breaks your toys, you know? Yes. Because then he starts like painting on the walls, like walls that were, I don't think we're supposed to be gray, but then he starts painting on the couch, which to me, I don't understand how he does that and no one gets mad unless that couch was slated to be thrown out. But he was painting gray on a couch. There's a sectional, a sectional, That's like two thousand dollars at least and he's also mean to the karate kid He's like look I'm mr. Miyagi Because he has a paint roller

Mr. Miyagi did not use a paint roller when he taught the karate kid, okay? It wasn't like roll on roll off. It was like paint on it was more it was more than you guys are willing to give it okay Yeah, that man did not die for you to bastardize his legacy with charcoal paint dual drama Cranon What was that actor's name again? Kassuki no pat marita. That's right. Yeah pat marita pat marita died for your stupidity, okay?

Yeah, Pat Marita. Pat Marita, died for your stupidity, okay? So, so they're all painting and they're being drunk and silly and ridiculous and then sure it's like, hey, you guys, I wanna talk to the group about something because MJ are talking about how like, you just want friends to be real and stuff. So, you know, I don't wanna be out of now, Cass,

like, Asa, so in the spirit of being honest, yeah, I fucked around before. No stops laughing. It just looks at it. Because it's right in the middle of a huge group laugh. Yeah, and then like what? When? Who? And he's like a few times a few times. Yeah, like a lot of times, like a few times. Where? I said a few times, so it doesn't matter where and Destiny's like Did you do it in her bed the bed that you sleep in with her and he's like what the fuck? What is it matter? Okay, I did it on your couch. Okay, so what you need he starts kidding all mad and Mike is like Bro, bro, bed is like a sanctuary to a woman, you know You got you to write because it's like someday you can have children and then children can see that bed And they're not gonna know that you bang tearing that bed or not. It's like for your children

It's for your family man. You're tearing as a part your parents You're tearing your parents up. It's like Mike come down come down rabbi Mike, okay? Why do you think I fucked people in your pool when I was cheating on my wife? You know, it wasn't I like I like also how quick how how like The Shervin's lying arc is very rapid. He has a really quick cycle because they're like so Shervin did you sleep in did you sleep with Tara in the bed that you share with Annalise? He's like, no of course not. Of course I'm not going to respond to this garbage. Okay. Yeah sure I did I did I did. Happy mid to the house. Yes. Okay. I'm never responding to the nonsense.

Yes of course. Of course, any more questions. I didn't know, that was only happened one time. Were there really just one time or more? No, at one time, one time only. I'm not gonna deal, I'm not gonna do this. It was five times, yeah, it was five times. And Destiny is like, Oh, Destiny is giving up her life for this man.

It's like her life. What the fuck y'all think Destiny doing in Australia? Flying back at least. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Emily. What is wrong with me? It's okay. Destiny, Emily. This is a lot happening. I see the last name I write down and I just go with that. Yeah. Well, they are giving Shervin the business, but luckily Shervin is saved by the Vita because Vita comes in and she's like, hello, hello, my, my, my, you know, she comes in trying to be all happy. Like, look, the kids are here. Oh, everyone. Now good to see you. Look what you have done to the walls. She's even still trying to be happy at this point.

Your Vita is really good, by the way. Your Vita is in a very good place. at this point. Your Vita is really good, by the way. Your Vita is in a very good place. You were you've done to the walls. I can't do it. I tried to make you happy. She's like, I'm feeling you're feeling off, but don't do it, Vita.

And she does. She's like, look at this. Look at glass table. One drop of paint on glass will be the end of this table. Please no additional damage. She's right, though, by the way. I'm like, they're like fooling around with paint. I'm like, this is, you got to be careful where that paint goes. Well, on glass, you just get goof off, but I get that Vita, you know, doesn't use goof off.

I get it. Like it's okay. I'm not going to get too jetty over that. Complain about the couch, complain about the big, herpes dick that was drawn on that gray couch because it's probably going in your living room next, you know It's gonna be covered in plastic and moved upstairs Yeah, exactly with these Jackson Pollocks over here. Yeah, so then I'm sorry Oh, it's gonna say so the next guest is Hey, what's up, buddy? Got you working. Huh? I a hell for their sure if I didn't notice yet

I thought you was a day worker huh? He walks in and just like all brown. It's like the Texas texas texito like takes a shit just like the just a full on like brown on brown That's how we do it What's that tackle? It's like Tommy's way more fashionable than we ever thought yeah, so Vita is like Oh, you show you wonder baby with Tommy and he's like yeah, I'm like a heartbeat baby. Can't get rid of me Most charming thing you could say to your future mother-in-law He's not the right boy for you

Yeah, the herpes You guys when I approve I would be there for her. I was like, that's good. You know, that's growth growth. Yeah, for Vita, that's a huge amount of growth. Yeah. But then there's this weird thing because not this point, by the way, MJ is really drunk. And she's like, all right, mom, I'm going to give you $100,000. She's like, how much would I mean, I get the, how much name and number like I'm just like, $100,000. She's like, okay, I'm going to give you $100,000. And when the baby's born, you can, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, be a great babysitter, but once that baby's four, then I'll file a restraining order. So she can't ruin it.

So Vita tears apart the chat, she's like, no, I'm not gonna take money from my daughter. And then MJ is like, just starts to cry because she's drunk, she's feeling sensitive. And also, this is probably like in her own weird way, a power move, you know, like, I'm offered something to my mother and she destroyed it. Like, what mom is ever gonna take $100,000

from your kid like that? That's of course not. Uh-huh. Yeah, she starts crying and she's like, we, what mom is ever gonna take $100,000 from your kid like that? That's of course not. Uh-huh. Yeah, she starts crying and she's like, we're out of tequila. And Tommy's like, what's wrong, babe? It's like, did you not hear we're out of tequila? Like we can pretend this is about a baby

all we want to. But she's like, your tea tastes like tequila. How'd you do that? How much did you drink? I need a lime just to get some of your tears, huh? Then Vita comes through and she's like, Mercedes, what are you doing crying Mercedes? And then she like, scoops up like 10 slices of pizza.

She's like, boogie, bye everyone. Well, you crying, this plastic wrap is not crying. It's like wrapping everything up as she goes. So now the episode, it was actually, I actually thought from this point on, I mean, that whole episode was fine, but from this point on, I thought it was actually really compelling TV

because it became like very real, because they started getting, well, it started from a really stupid place, which was that MJ was being drunk and being unreasonable and not listened to anything properly. She's just doing that drunk girl thing, that drunk victim thing, which I guess could cross across, cut across both genders, but drunk girls really do it best. Yeah, especially MJ's. I want my mom just want me to have a baby out of redlock. Like, yeah.

What mother ever roots for that, you know? Yeah. So MJ's like, she wants to know if Tommy wants to be a parent. And he's like, I do, but we need to have preparations. And she's like, okay, so you're not ready then. He's like, no, you're not ready. And then she just starts to have a tantrum. She's like, what are you saying?

I'm saying, I'm not ready. What does that mean? I'm not ready. I'm saying we're not ready. Then why wouldn't you tell me? I tell you we're not ready every goddamn day. Yeah. Yeah.

So she's drunk and she just like runs off into the bathroom and Reza follows her and then he's like, I don't care about any of his reasons and she's just like ranting and Reza is just sitting there. And by the way, for as much as we give Reza, wow, he has the, he really has a lot of patience because he's sitting just going Mass Mass Mass Mass

Mass She's like No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no be like, do you remember when you took me into the bathroom and you yelled that hurt me? How could you? You're not a real friend. How could she do this to me? Yeah, so he's and then she's like, he should be on all fours, begging to have a baby with me. Now, here's the thing. I understand that sentiment. Like, I think, I mean, you do want, you should like have a union where like you where, yes, I get that. But that's sort of like the bombastic things you say when you're feeling a certain sort of way, which I guess she is at that moment. But realistically, Tommy has a point.

He's saying, listen, if we want to have a baby, we need to really change our lifestyle. And in fact, that's what he's saying outside. He's talking to, he's, well, I think he's, he's talking to Destiny, but he's also talking to us in interviews. And he's like, listen, we're not healthy. My biggest fear is to leave my baby without a parent because it happened to me. And all of a sudden, I was like, ah, Tommy, no.

And then he starts choking up in the interview. And he's talking about how, like his mom died when he was 13 of lung cancer and he's like, he's saying like, you know, and like when she died, I didn't cry and I felt so bad and... And then he just gets choked up and he's just like, can't talk for like 10 seconds. And then he just raises his head and looks at the camera and goes, I love her and I miss her every day. And I swear to God, I got so choked. I mean, I was like, I think I cried. I don't even know.

It was like a blur. I was like, I can't believe Tommy is making me cry right now. This is like, this is too much. I think I cried. It's like PTSD. Like, I don't remember. I don't want to remember. I covered it up.

And it was like this really kind of very raw, emotional, sort of beautiful moment from Tommy and then all of a sudden you have MJ going like you want to have cold feet with this bitch you want to have cold feet with this bitch yeah cuz he opened up and cried and was vulnerable but it was too destiny she's like oh my god this is so sad and then MJ is crying about her own crazy bullshit so by the time Tommy finally get her MJ finally gets to Tommy And she's ready for like a big huge fight and he's crying And she says oh you're crying for whom for whom? Your self or for me. Oh my god. I'm telling you terrible when Tommy was sitting there talking to a destiny and he's saying like

There's there's nothing like someone like your mom just telling you it's gonna be all right. Today's better yet. And he just starts to cry. I was, oh my God, I was so devastated by Tommy saying these things. So everyone just sort of like clears out, except for Destiny. MJ is like, no, you stay for some reason.

And again, Tommy, Destiny's very much like MJ calm down. Tommy, tell MJ what you were saying. Tell MJ, so he says this thing. He's like, do it again. He just did it. Dude, he's so good. He just cried and was so real. He can't just repeat the lines over again.

He's like, wait a minute. Gotta feel it. Gotta feel it. Gotta feel it. Yeah, so he gets himself back to that place. He's like, there's no more lonely feeling in the world when you have a great day and there's no one to tell about it. And you have a shitty day and there's no one to tell about it.

And but it was like, even though we're doing this voice, it was like a real, it was just like again, so emotionally charged. And I was like, crying into my laptop as I'm typing. I'm like, this stupid man is making me cry right now. And this is why he should never marry MJ. Because he is crying about his mom. And MJ is mad because she thinks he's trying to get her to stop drinking.

He's like, oh my god. MJ is like, how dare you tell me to stop drinking? You drink when you quit smoking, you can tell me. You're really? Oh my god. Her big takeaway was, oh, so I'm not that person. Like when you have a bad day, you can't call me. You can't call me you can't I think no I want that for the kids. I want it for the kids It's not about you. It's about the kid. You can't call me. I'm not that person. No, you can't even listen to him cry about

His mom who passed away in his feelings. You're like still making it about you. You're not that person And then she's like oh, so you're saying because your mom, God rest your soul died that I'm going to not be there for my kid is like, no, it's not about you not being there emotionally. It's about like you might die. You might die because we're leading unhealthy lifestyles. And if we have it kid, we have to figure it out. Yeah, I'll see she's thinking this is like an intervention. Now she's like freaking out. She says, you're in a pickle, okay, You need to shit or get off the pot.

And I'd opt for you to get off the pot. Go ahead, bounce away, bounce away, scary pickle. And she's saying really hurtful nasty things, like, fine. Like you don't, you're not courageous. Or I'm gonna have a, I'm gonna have a baby with someone else. You know what, just get, I can't respect you. Like really nasty things this guy who was being very open and honest and she's just taking it all as like personal attacks on herself which is not even adhering what he's saying.

Yeah, he's like, fine, let's have seven kids. I'm leaving now at the sliding door, okay? You want to know what life is like without me watching sliding doors. Here we go. Right. He's like, I'm not going to listen anymore to's nonsense. And she's like, Oh, of course, there's nonsense when I'm making a point. MJ stopped doing that. You're being awful. He just called me Quiddit's pal tro. I am done with him. And so then, you know, he MJ is like,

leave and don't ever call me again. And just needs, of course, like, this is awkward. And so then he leaves. And then MJ, of course course then makes herself the victim by being like See everyone lies like Tommy lies. He didn't want out of a baby. You see everyone lies like no He wasn't saying he doesn't want out of the baby He's scared to have a baby and he wants you guys to fix your lifestyle first So like give him six months. I mean admittedly times running out. So I understand why she's frustrated for sure but like You got to listen to what this guy said. I feel nothing for MJ. You don't know what an ovary is, okay?

Like, he's right, okay? He's doing the world a favor. I do not feel for you. Well, what's the ovary and under of whether or not she's going to pregnant? I don't know. I don't really know about how any of that stuff works. Well, you don't worry. You don't have to. That was a super size shot episode, very emotionally charged. And that's pretty much it for today's episode of Crepians. We're back tomorrow to talk. We're talking Auckland tomorrow because we're doing OC at the live show on Wednesday and Dallas live show also. So Auckland, and set your calendars for Friday at 10 a.m. Pacific time.

That's when tickets go on sale for the Bay Area. It's gonna be a mazing. Gonna be so good. To quote Casey Wilson of our fellow Bravo podcast, which is. So, anyway guys, looking forward to it and we'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye everybody! Bye! Placing Deals, Boundless Options

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