Watch What Crappens - Shahs: Reefer/Sadness

Episode Date: October 20, 2018

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touch on stuff on the Monday episode. So if you somehow missed that, go to our Monday episode. I forget the number, but it was with Marit and Madison, and we talked about Mike being just like a total douche faucet and Gigi doing her elevator pitch. So that was like really good to get that out of our systems early this week. But now we're back with an official Shah's recap. Yes, here we go. The shirts of Sunsert. Shurls of Shurlsurf.

So the episode opens up with MJ going to a lot of us to do pre-napped, get our pre-napped done. And she's just like dressed in like a little detective trench almost, you know, which made me wonder what sort of things that MJ's detective agency would look into. I feel like it'd be like, where did I put that snapple bottle? Yeah. Like finding M&M's and couches. Yeah. What's the difference between like a Hershey's Symphony bar versus a Hershey's bar? She just, her detective agency would be like trying to find change and she'd just take it out of homeless people's hats.

What kind of person lives like this, goes into a marriage and it's just like, I want all your money and you get none of mine. I tell you, a hilarious person. Exactly. Yeah, because that's basically what she wants. She's like, listen, if you don't get a prenup, you'd be an idiot not to get a prenup. And then they do a flashback of MJ and Reza at some cafe.

And Reza's like, I didn't get a prenup. And then they cut back to MJ and out of nowhere, she's holding this enormous bagel with ice sword of God, 12 different toppings and half of them fall off. I'll all at once. And they added a sound effect, which is like, she's also wearing a lot of that on her face, which is hilarious. This is the only, this is one of the only shows where people actually eat and God damn do they eat.

Like this whole conversation was heard with food on her face. And he's like, what do you mean? Let's have a chat when you show Tommy a prenup, which, you know, I could love the Adam made Resa not get a prenup. That really gives me so much more respect for Adam. I have to say. Yeah, that's probably why Resa is just thinking all his money in the shampoo industry because he's like, I don't want Adam to have any of this. So therefore, he'll get 50 50. I'm gonna get his money. He won't be getting my money.

Yep, pretty much. So MJ is like, well, I have a little more money than Tommy. And, you know, there's so many things to worry about last minute before the wedding. I could come, become completely englute. A prenut rather than a, like she's acting like she's doing this all in advance. It's seven days before the wedding.

I know. She also acts like she's ordering from CC's pizza or something. She's like, hmm, I'll also have toya in my pre-nut. Please thank you. I would like that chair. Does that come with any ranch? Can we get some ranch on that pre-nut? Thank you.

Yeah, she's like, well, this is an insurance policy, but if his company becomes successful, I want half of his empire. And he's like, wait, so you're saying he, wait, what are you saying he gets? She's like, nothing, okay? That's what he gets. I want all of his money, but what's mine is mine. There's no 50 50 here. And then she tells us, I'm a feminist.

Okay. Do we split the pregnancy up and down the middle? No, I have invested in these eggs. Yeah, I wish I didn't totally understand that logic, but I really appreciated the black male that she was unleashing on Tommy when she's like, listen, I'm protecting him because if we split up the last thing

that he wants is for me to be mad. So she's basically like threatening him that they split up. She's gonna make his life hell unless he just pre-bribes her. Yeah, she's like, do you want me to have to sue you for the rest of our lives or everything that you have? Or do you want to just give it to me right now? Yeah, it's like, you've seen Vita. This is what I will be if we break up. I will turn into Vita and you don't want Vita in your life. Yeah, I don't think't want to be in your life. Yeah, I don't think there's going to be any avoiding that.

By the way, as someone rapidly turning, as someone who turned into his mother when he was 10 years old, let me just say, there's not a lot of avoiding that. Also, MJ, you know, MJ is the only person who could enjoy eating so much and give me so much life. She's even drinking a green juice that says eat on it. This one knows how to do health.

We're not sure if you serve surprise that like midway through this meeting with her lawyer, she just didn't, the camera just didn't cut to her and she just had like a 12 inch sub in front of her, like a tuna sub that really smells like tuna with red onion, you know, just like all over her face like, uh huh, go on,, tell me more of what's gonna be in the prenup. Thank you. So then we cut over to Nima who, I mean, this guy's the biggest ass kiss in forever. I don't like him. What do you think?

I still don't like him. I try to. I don't dislike him. He seems like him, but I don't. I think there are way bigger douches on this show. He's fine. I just don't find him to be terribly interesting. Like he doesn't offer that much to the show.

He talks, you know, he talks very clearly, which I appreciate. You know, he's very corporate. He's, he is basically like the guy who shows up on like an IBM commercial during football. Like, you know, during football, they show all these fucking corporate commercials to appeal to people who like work, you know, in corporate America. And like, there's a commercial that's like, oh, well, with UPS, we'll get your companies systems

up faster than otherwise. And then, you know, there are all these people who are like managers at companies, like like boners. And I feel like Nima is one of them. Like he gets turned on by an IBM ad. He gets turned on by like, oh, it's a commercial by Intel, you know. I love brands. Yeah. He's the kind of face that you look at. You're like, IBM is still around. Yes, it is around. They wouldn't know it's around, except that they advertise

so much during football. And I'm like, why? Why, why do I have to be subjected to so many IBM ads? Like, I don't care. I'm not, I'm not buying an IBM. I don't even know how one does buy IBM. It's just like systems for companies. And like I, I, that's it. Why is it like brands? It's like hot and here with brands. It's like, could you be more specific? Apple tips. You know who's my all-time hero is that UPS guy with the shoulder length hair who would talk about logistics. God, he was great. I came up with the brown shorts.

Okay, so nox. So he's nox on her door. And also, I was gonna say, I didn't like him that he dumped his girlfriend on national TV, but then I was like, you know, maybe to start with a clean slate, but then he comes in carrying Earthcafe. Oh, yeah. Gross, you're gross. I don't know if there's a way to say clean slate and also say you're pursuing GG.

Like GG is not a clean slate. She is like, she's like a slate with that weird sticky residue that comes onto your like vent over your stove from the oil that evaporates onto it. You're like, how do I get this off and you don't really know how to get it off? You need to be quiet because she has like 20 machetes, okay? They showed a close-up on all of her knives and it was terrifying. She's sitting there talking about how health, you know, he's bringing her salad from Earth Cafe. They're talking about how healing her businesses and they're sitting in front of a backdrop of like 500 bottles of

booze and five knives and a huge resetty that they keep pointing out. Yeah, exactly. It's like not quite what you see on HGKV. And he like knocks on the door and she's like, oh, Jesus, there's a doorbell. It's like, well, maybe he doesn't want to hear your flow right a doorbell right now. Okay. Maybe it's like a millionaires like it's like ding dong they say we're rolling I think it's like ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Pass the drawbell to the left hand side So she's showing off her weed candles and he's like I want to talk about that elevator night Which basically I'm giving him to render during the voice at this point And that amount of her face so it happens. Yeah, he's a gosh. I wish she was taking more seriously I have a lot riding here. Yeah Well, but before he before he really weighs into her,

she's like, look, I ordered this diffuser, and it's also a light, and it has like shapes of cannabis leaves on it. And he's like, wow, you know what? I'm very proud of you for doing this. This is really great, great initiative. I'm like, she ordered something from Hammer Crush Lemma, okay. Let's relax

He's like a one-to-talk to you, but don't stab me now don't stab me. I Don't stab me. I think everyone's reading for GG to stab this guy It's like the even the cameras are like GG look over here. Nice I was reading for the cat to finally get this little toy that's on my end of fur like the fishing bowl So there's elevate so yeah, he's like he's like now I don't know like on elevator night I don't know if you were too stoned or something like that and they'd you like a close-up of the knives again Like you better not say that more near that he's like but here's what I've figured out when I was thinking about brands and

Systems and that amazing IBM commercial. So there are three versions of GG that I've met. Number one is GG and she's gonna stab you with knives. And she's like, yes, awesome, best. And he has pictures. Yeah, he brings out pictures, just a little creepy. Number two, I was just adding that he had pictures. Yeah, he's putting them out.

Amazing. It's almost like a weird fake police interrogation, right? This is what Geepers Adam will be doing, like pulling out the things. Like here we have a picture of you outside of our heart parameter. So he's like, okay, here's a picture of you. You're Gigi, you stab people, you're crazy, you get drunk and you're embarrassing, and you bring shame to your family. That's picture number one, okay? Picture number two is G. It's a girl who I have a huge crush on. She also stabs people and is embarrassing to her family. And then

number three is Golnessa, okay? Girl Nessa is someone who took a photo with her dad once. And eats heads off of hamsters. And guess what? I like that girl too. She's like, oh, who is that woman? I'm not even that woman. I've never even seen that woman. He's like, I just want to talk to Goldnessa right now. Is Goldnessa here with us? Can we get our Ouija board out? Goldnessa, if you are here with us, knock over a knife from the cabinet. I guess she's not here. He's like, look, when I was here working on your presentation with Servin, you were over there playing with your cat. You're in the big leagues now. No, she's not. Why do you, who says that? You're in the big

leagues now. Like you had one meeting with her at your warehouse downtown, okay? Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that the cannabis industry has not established a big league yet. Pretty sure it's pretty new. Yeah, who is the big leagues? She is not in the big leagues, okay? I mean, she starts getting great. He's like, you're in the big leagues now.

You need to have a hoop of fire with a tiger, not a dangling toy with a cat. Do you wanna be shredded gum or do you wanna be orbits? Cause the shredded gum is big leagues. Do you want to have an Earthcafe salad or do you want a tender green salad? Okay, you make the choice. Yeah. And she's like, um, are you my partner?

Then why do you think you know so much about me? Look, I'm curious look I'm curious curious Why don't you think I'm not doing enough? Yes get that man Like a GG focus I'm over here. I was watching it with Dom and he at this moment goes when she said I'm curious Why you don't think I'm doing it up, he goes, they have footage of you playing with your cat while you were still. Like, what more do you see?

They got you on camera doing that during a business meeting. I'm like, I've launched Ford companies. She's like, well, I've launched my cat in the air four times. What? I thought you got it. Wait till I bust out Ford companies. She's like, well, I've launched my cat in the air four times. What? Oh, you got it. Wait till I bust out the flashlight. Yeah, I've launched bottles full of lighter fluid

and hanker chiffs lit on fire at the apartment across the street because their car alarm wouldn't stop going off. So. Yeah, she's like, listen, I've launched like five times this week. Oh, that's lunch, right? Oh, yeah. She's like, I'm launching right now. It's like, mm.

That's a solid. So then Gigi's like, what Nima doesn't realize is that I've invested so much money into Rousa. And then they show all this footage of her, like, at a lab tasting lavender water. I'm like, mm. Spending your dad's money is a little different than like really,

like doing the work work. Well, also the guy who's doing, I think there's a lot of middlemen involved because the guy she was talking to in the clip, he's like, yeah, do you taste that? It's a subtle anti-nazi kind of a thing. It's like, okay, okay, so you don't know what you're doing either.

Come on, not knowing. I feel like that's like a song from like the late 90s from TLC. It's a subtle anti-nav-y thing. Like Candy Burr has told he wrote it. As someone who smokes a lot of weed and has been here in Los Angeles through the progression of illegal, you know, buying and alleys or having to spend hours on the couch for telling you like your weed dealer, you know, buying and allies or having to spend hours on the couch

for telling you like your weed dealer, etc. to just being able to walk in the store and seeing new brands out every day and then its face and then its wax and then it's all this shit and one of the first companies that came out with this I started vaping the oil or whatever and I almost died and I've been smoking since I was two months old okay I shouldn't be having coughing and I almost died and I've been smoking since I was two months old, okay? Yeah, I shouldn't be having coughing and I was coughing and it tasted like gasoline and they're like oh, that's normal That's how they extract Yeah, I was I was watching some of this oh sorry what no nothing

It just terrified me to think that GG is in that because yeah everyone thinks oh it's this regulated market No, it's a very taxed market. Okay, it's very taxed. I was, yeah. Good, that's good. So I was gonna say that I was watching this, like, Beto overworked town hall on CNN yesterday. And, you know, I love him.

I think he's wonderful. And he was talking about, like, you know, legalizing weed. And he's like, well, what we gotta do is, we have to legalize it. Because, you know, like, it's like, it's happening. It's like, we don't, it's like, right, what we got to do is we have to leave us it. Because, you know, like it's like it's happening. It's like, we don't, it's like right now it's going to the kids and everything. And I was like, yes, Beto, yes. And then I watched this and like, on the other hand, this means Gigi is working

in the read industry. And I'm not sure. I'm going for Ted Cruz now. I know. Soz has turned you from Beto to Tucker Carlson, like in five minutes in the span of five minutes. Let's wine back the clock. That's what I want. To late. Yeah, he's like a mini Joe Biden and he's like, look, I'm on a skateboard. It's like, oh, good. I like that. He's like, he's like,

Dorky and sweet and he's from El Paso, Ronnie. I noticed because he mentioned that a few times and he also like, he does this adorable thing where anytime you ask a question, it's actually a really annoying. I don't know what I'm saying adorable. It's actually so annoying. It's like, hey, Beto, what did you have for lunch? Oh, thank you so much for that question.

I had a BLT. It was wonderful. It was a great food. And what we need to be doing is having everyone having BLT. Thank you so much to that question. Really appreciate it. It was like, okay, calm down. Gabby. It was like, look like look it's me the water burger drawn through like okay look.

Stop pandering for okay and voting. I'm like flying to Texas to vote like I vote for anybody who eats at water burger. That's all it takes for me. I'm very easy. Okay. Yeah. You know that's I don't need a I don't need a politician to say thank you so much for the question I need a politician to say I just played monopoly at McDonald's and I didn't win

But you know, I'm gonna try again. I'm like you get me Yeah, I'm like I don't care what percentage of Native American you are what do you get on your water burger? Okay, that's what I'm Yeah, that's what that I will Liz a bit of war and do that to listen. And we didn't we didn't hear this whole ridiculous thing. You did this week. Just go to water burger and be like, oh, what percentage of your hamburger is jalapenos at water?

Burger. I put up a DNA chart and my burger six generations ago had jalapeno. My cow ate six generations of cows ago. My cow ate had jalapeno my cow ate six generations of cows ago my cow ate a jalapeno. Whoops. Okay. Speaking of generations, we now go to Resa at the black elephant coffee bar, which for some reason we saw this like extended sequence of him ordering coffee. He's like, I would like a latte and And then for me, he says like, okay, great. I'll bring it right out to you. And he like goes outside. And he's like, here it is. You're latte. I'm like, really glad we we we we try that. We send up. Yeah. Oh, we had a thing to talk about on this show. I think that they kept that scene in because

he was doing his resa straight. I've worked, you know how I went gay. And by the way, I'm totally guilty of this as you know, because you've got a lot of ubers with me. Yes I do too. I mean like I'm like a Drake. It's like a gay self-defense thing You know, we're like hey how you doing braw and then the second we're in a gay bar. We're like We go over we go over the top, you know, but he's doing this thing in the coffee shop where he's like, Hello, oh, what's up? I would like a large ice-opened milk latte, bra. I was like, well, it was really manly.

Someone throw him a football. Bitch, be like, I want a, I'm in latte, yo. I think part of the fun of doing that, is like acting like super straight and then you fool The memory was like yeah, he's like he's like straight like they never really believe your straight But like oh he's cool. You can hang with us and then all of a sudden just when they're like like feeling comfortable You're like hey girl like ah You're on their penis so wait a second. I thought he was straight You're on their penis, so like wait a second, I thought he was straight.

So anyway, the sexiest private in all of Los Angeles arrives. Monique, uh, Monique, her name's Monique, not Monique, but I just added the car because she sort of, she seems like she lives life with an extra car. Like every time she says something, it's like, I'll have a coffee too. Yeah, Monique, the detective is very fancy. Like, hello to me, Monique, the detective. And that girl does how to wear a detective coat. Wasn't she wearing like a red one? I think so. I like to let us have competition in me. Why do we have destiny when we could have Monique? Like, I want Monique to be the character. She just walks around and like, you give me so little,

you give me so little, like what am I supposed to do? Ka! You just said yes. You give me so little, and I come with so much. Ha! Ha! That is what she said, I was dying.

So then, the ultimate, the Tamra Barney of the Shazza Sunset is like, Monique, I am so glad you got here first because I want to feel you in. I don't want Destiny to be here. Destiny and her mom are fucking us over on purpose. You need to yell at the mom, do it! Do it! How is it possible that Destiny's mom was able to find her husband 10 years ago, but now he's disappeared like a fart in the wind.

I'm like, Resa, I guarantee none of your farts disappear. Okay. Um, those are lingers. He's like got a fart sitting next to him drinking a latte. Like gives birth to little Resa Farts. I'm like, oh no, I had a fart here. So mean. Just hit that about Mike. Mike hasn't been here the whole time. He's just a reservoir that keeps getting new plugs. He's a non-desolving reservoir. That is what Mike is. He's just like, he's, he, Mike is that fart

when like you're about to get in a car with friends. He's stepped like away and you fart. And then you're like, this way, I'm not going to fart in the car. And then you he's stepped away and you fart, and then you're like, this way I'm not gonna fart in the car. And then you walk into the car and the fart just like follows you in. I ain't talking about farts, I hate them. It's so funny that you hate talking about

poops and farts so much. I really do, but you know what? So here, I just don't, I don't like it. It's disgusting, okay? Makes me almost want to talk about it more. No, Brandy, no. So anyway, so He's like we need to figure out by these charlatans of dread

Destiny comes up behind him and she's like yes, and he's like He does that thing where he's been talking shit and he gets caught. He's like So high-pitched. Bitch, be like having a nice walk down the sidewalk and walking into me having a totally lovely conversation about not you. And he also sips really nervously when he's been talking shit and he knows he's in trouble.

He's like, so many things like, oh, OK, listen to who's quiet now. Mr. Silent Fartman over there. Okay, look, I'll take over. I am confused. Your mother called your father when he went back to Iran. She has a number. And Destin's like, I know nothing! She's already crying.

Monique's like, hello Destin- Oh! So we see a flashback of Destin's like, hello, Justin. Oh! Oh! So we see a flashback of Justin's mom, Tammy, who's just hating this process and Justin's trying to get information out of her mom and I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I absolutely have no idea.

I absolutely do not have a folder with all the readabouts of your father right now. No, I do not know. I do not have results from 23 and your father. Right here in my desk. So money, the detectives like I have this much information. I come up with this many others. There are 19,000 Ali says of Resiahs who live in Iran.

I'm like, oh, that's quite a lot to sift through. I know. And Resah is like the stat translator or Lisee thinks he is. She's like, there are 19 Resa's at whatever thing. Wasn't even the father Ali or something like that. Ali says a Riziah. There are 103, 193 Resa Ali, Sasa and Resa are like, Bitch, there are 103 Ali, Sasa's in a red.

It's like yes Riza, we don't try to cock black Monique, okay? She's not gonna like that. And then he's like, and this is the percentage that have died. Like, geez. Who do you think you're making feel better here? It's like, ah!

And now it's like, if he is one of the ones who went back, what did he go back to? Where did he come from? What does he like to do? So Destiny is just, so she's crying and she's doing this whole thing about how, oh, I, you know, when, like, 10 years ago, I totally shut out my dad because I didn't,

I was scared, I was scared to see him and like, I thought we're dragged into my shut him out. And he probably thought I didn't give two shits about him, but the Jesus I do give two shits about him No, that's just the part that hasn't dissolved yet So there he's like let us call your mother goodbye Monique So they go over and they call the mom and rest us like standing back from the phone like don't give me trouble Tell you she's a stupid hooker. No I don't see that. He's trying to get her to say stuff and she is what she's sobbing. And she's like oh my god this is so

hard to say to my mom. She's like mom how could you have it's not you know that should they start questioning the mom and the Tammy is like, I want to talk to Resa to knock some sense into you. So Resa is like, Tammy, you have to tell her that not knowing it's killing her. All she does is cry. It's so annoying. We're trying to have a TV show here. And she just cries, I asked her the other day.

Do you smell that fart that hasn't dissolved? She just started to cry. Do you know why she's starting saying, yes! And can you get her to stop? Yeah, Tammy's like, she's like, listen, it's embarrassing. I'm always, she's like, I've always lived with having respect for myself. And I do not want to open up this chapter with my ex-husband again. They're like, good, you feeling embarrassed? That means this is working. Tell us more. You were now a full-time cast member. Congratulations!

Mike is going to try to have sex with you when I think all you will iron slut shame you. Welcome to the show, Tammy! So, finally Tammy starts giving information about the grandparents and the brothers and sisters and all that. So they're all happy, et cetera. I just don't know why. Why is no one telling Destiny when she's like, I sent him away because he thought I didn't give two shits about him.

Why isn't anyone saying to her like, no, he was the adult and you're the child and it's not on you. Because that's ridiculous that she should feel that sort of way. Yeah. in your the child and it's not on you because that's ridiculous that you should feel that sort of way. Yeah, well it's so, the waters are so muddy just because I don't understand the situation and I can't put myself in the place of like my dad had to go back to I ran, you know, yeah, I know, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, so I don't know. Yeah, it's also like a really hard to care.

It's also just like every scene. So, you know, I feel something and then I feel less and then I feel that, you know, it's like a scab that turns into a scar. You know, but then you start ignoring the scar. And then eventually you're like, where did I get that scar? How much does it cost to get removed? Okay, that's just destiny storyline.

It's true. And like she really cries over everything. Like I'm surprised she has not had an episode where like the peanut M&Ms, she got out of the vending machine, got and then she like cried to everyone and it's like it's just so hard because like I only love myself to have so many carbs per week and I chose it is today and they didn't come out and I just felt like it was God saying don't have that and like what am I what sort of person am I that God

is talking about that I'm an M's anymore and the thing is I like her like I really like her but she's that man up anymore. And the thing is, I like her. Like, I really like her. But she's fine. Shut up. It's time for commercial. It's time. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife.

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I love that they show they're like Beverly Hills, the Hollywood sign, the Greek museum. Mike's house in like God knows where. Where do you think his house is? Well, it's not a no. He's even though he likes to see himself as a hipster, he's not like a silver like type. He's probably in like Chevy Hot Hills or some ridiculous place that like,

you know, like then no one in LA actually goes to her lives in, but he would be there. You know, that's where I say actually goes to her lives in but she would be there you know That's where I say I say he's in Chevy outhills or he's like in Sherman Oaks. Okay, I'll go with that Just cuz it's funny. So then Mike's dad comes over and he brings over a appliance Extended record and Mike's like thank God. He's an electrician Like thank God he has an Amazon Prime account Thank God he's an electrician. Thank God he has an Amazon Prime account. Like pretty much everyone's doing this house for Mike.

Right, Residue everything now is dead. His dad is doing all the electrician electrical stuff because it's an electrical contractor or whatever. And Mike's like, yeah, me and my dad are identical in the way we look and the way we act. Like we're both total assholes and I think it's great. It's so awesome to be just and my dad are identical in the way we look and the way we act like we're both total assholes And I think it's great. It's so awesome to be just like my dad. He's like that. I love your skinny jeans that don't fit you properly Yeah, I was

No, that's fine, but I'm like if Mike is saying that he's just like his dad That's more of an indictment on the dad than a day. No kidding. I'm, the dad is missing like eyebrow pencils and plugs. Okay. Where's the dad's proprietary baby shoes? That's what I want to know. So let's have another Mike victim seen guys. Yeah. Mike is telling me to tell us his dad that he broke up with Morgan. And he's like, I haven't been eating or sleeping since the breakup. I'm like, that actually sounds like it's probably a good thing for you. It's also completely untrue. I think all you've been doing is sleeping and eating some breakup, okay?

Yeah. We've seen clips of you in bed for like hours after hours upon hours and eating a lot, okay? I'm not saying that that's bad, but yeah. Like, he looks like he always just woke up. Like, I know that look because I see it on myself. Yeah, I know I'm extremely judgmental on this show, but in this case, I would say do more coke.

So Micah's really in what happened. So he said, you know, we were having argument, and I was saying, well, if you don't like it, get out of my house. And she said, you know what? Get the fuck out of here. Fuck out of my house. Yeah, I just said, you know.

I just said, yeah. I'm sorry to interrupt you, what'd you say? No. Go on. He's like, she said, you have to anger issues. And I thought, that is like you. Remember when you had anger issues? Because we're twins, you know?

So like, all of this is just like you, dad, right? But then you calm down at some point, and nothing bothered you. And he's like, yes, when life was set, I had a good wife. I had good kids. Why should I be angry? And Mike's like, they, when life was set, I had good wife, I had good kids. Why should I be angry? And Mike's like, they've been married 43 years. I'm like, so then he's nothing like you, Mike, okay? Exactly. You just like screamed curse words at a woman who's done nothing but clean your house and learn

to cook your food. Yeah, you just dated a table lamp for a year and a half, okay? With eyebrows. And made it look more intelligent than you. Yes, exactly. Like I was on the table lamp side. I'm actually fighting for the clapper over there. Like I'm at this point,

I'm like rooting for the Hewlett Packer printer. Okay, over you. He's like listen Morgan, just disappears. So basically the dad's like, I wanna see a grandchild and everything yada yada. And Mike is doing this bullshit. He's like, I just wanna do it right this time. I just wanna do it right.

I wanna make sure I do it right. I wanna give you, I don't wanna, it would probably be a lie if I didn't do it right. And then it's like, well, Mike, stop saying that you've been saying that for like three years. So like, either do it right or like, like, stop, like, just stop saying you're going to do it right. And then doing it wrong.

And then like, go, like, she says, I'm going to do it right. And then he goes to a club and he brings back like a piece of plastic. Yeah. Well, he also said, I want to do it. The dad said, I want you to do it natural. I don't really know what that means. And then Mike's like, it's hard, man. So then the dog park, MJ and doggy, MJ and Tommy show up to this dog park. And Tommy's like, this is like, what the hell? It's a dog park.

Yeah, she goes, it's a dog park. That's why. Gigi is there with her little fishing pole. She's like, why are they not reacting? I'm so stoned. All these weird looking cats. So, like these dogs, our dogs have given us so much. We've decided to create Pablo's paws to give back. It's a dog collar and T-shirt. You put it on your dog and they instantly freeze. Okay, then you can keep them forever. You put it on your dog and the dog insulin to my hands 50% of your income. You put it on your bagel and you keep the

toppings don't fall off. Also just another reminder to everybody, contribute in a or contribute in a meaningful way with a portion of the sales means we're giving 5% to get a tax break. Yeah, there you're welcome. Exactly. So they start talking about the prenup thing and MJ goes, the people think I'm nice, but I'm not. I'm like, I don't think anyone ever thought you were a nice MJ. We've been watching this show for like seven years now. Never. I mean, put your dog in the freezer, okay?

So people think I'm nice, but I'm straight. Like, no, I think people think you're straight. So that said. What's she be? She be. Oh God, I don't know. A cold assack. It just goes in circles.

Around and around and around. You can change the bushes, but you're just going in circles. I feel like she's Western Avenue. Like, it's a major avenue here in LA, for sure, significant. But it's like never quite that pleasant to go down, and you can't get anywhere quickly on it. And it always sounds like the free way.

It's like hard to make a lot of turn. So I have to say, Melissa said that MJ is my hero of this episode because of that pre-Nept scene. Oh my God, I will never forget that. I was dying so hard. And now she's showing up with some weird bleach blonde hair, which I also love. Yeah, I was actually, it's so funny that you said X. I was thinking about it too. I was like she's a disaster, but I just love MJ.

Really do. This so needs MJ. Oh yeah, well, it will have MJ for a while. Okay. It doesn't need, it doesn't, some of the other people it doesn't need, but it definitely like, Reza MJ, as long as we have those two, we have a good show. Well, we have a show I should say. Yeah, there's a show on television. There, you heard it here first. Yeah, I liked also in this scene we saw Tommy, this flashbacks of Tommy with his attorney, Hillary Slaven. And he's like, what is it? She wants to take it like 50%? I feel like this is like very one-sided.

Right? Hillary Slaven. He's like yes you should run for the hills. Yeah she's like it's funny that you say that because I was looking it over and it's it's it's screamed one sided to me and he's like this is so Persian. It's like she wants this she wants that what she's gonna want my my butt here next like what is she gonna watch? She's gonna want my thristicles in there, huh? Hey! So, we then go over to Gigi. She's loading stuff into an SUV with her cousin Damien

because she's gonna be doing this launch party for WUSA. And she's like all nervous because she's gonna have to do a speech and we know that she does not do speech as well. And she tells her cousin, I'm gonna be like Obama which Made me feel really uncomfortable I was just like the audacity of hopelessness. That's what I'm gonna call her speech Also, she's obviously never heard no Bama speech because I'm gonna do it like Obama short and memorable

I was like that. What are you talking about? Those are not short speeches. Okay. Yeah. Do you know how long Oprah was resting on that guy's back on election night? Like a long time. Those are near. I had to go. Reaus is now. So Gigi's like, oh my god. Cousin, you have anxiety too. I feel it. I'm like, you're just don't okay. I like that. He's in a confined space with you. Everyone in that situation has anxiety. Yeah, I mean, he does have that like terrified face. Please let me out of this car. I've been asking since we were children. Please stop putting me in the car with Gigi. Yeah. So, uh, yeah. And so then she's like reflecting back on how much she's grown over the years and so we got to see a montage of her like screaming and fighting and we got to see her like

The claw scratch heard around the world when she hit Adam Cheek all mess up whatever he's a Gigi it makes me laugh so hard every single time. I don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive you Okay, I forgive you. Let's go to mine. And she's like, I even look better than I did then. While her face looks like too good, your blamps just like had sex. How dare you? Actually, I think she does look better. I think the hair.

I think they've all improved hair wise because when they showed that clip of MJ from a few years ago, I was like, how was that like two years ago? She looks crazy. I like actually, Gigi, I actually don't love the hair that she's doing this year. I think it actually makes her look older. I like that when I like a straight hair Gigi situation. I just think that she's like overdone it with the fillers in her lips. That's all, but she's very pretty and we've met her in person.

She's gorgeous. I just think the fillers like, yeah, we did remember last year, we went to that okay magazine party. I remember meeting Serven. We met Gigi, we were talked to her outside. Oh, sorry. So she's like, so we get this, I was drunk. So we get this clip of her, you know,

like stabbing the tree and she tells us, yeah, you know, the old GG was like fighting drunk and on pills fighting again. I'm like, okay, so are you saying you're not drunk and on pills still? Cause you're still drunk and on pills. Yeah. You just say you're not fighting anymore, okay? Also, this is the same story of everybody who takes weed as medicine. We've all just stopped fighting. Exactly. She's like the old Gigi was on pills and drunk and high all the time. And the new Gigi is here addressing both houses of Congress.

And honestly, what an honor. I'd like to thank Joe Biden for being here and good night. Good luck and God bless America. She's like, we can't, I'm just gonna beat you. Yeah, we can't. Okay. Woo-san. So let's see.

She's like, the guest list. Oh my God, everyone's confirmed plus two. I wasn't prepared for this. Like, that needs to go on her grave stone. I wasn't prepared for this. She's gonna be shocked going to her grave. Like, how was it ready? We know, Gigi.

Gage doesn't be buried already. So then we go to Resa and MJ in a car and there's like sad music playing. And MJ has her dad's ashes and they're gonna be spreading the ashes over the sea. Yeah, super fun scene. Super fun, guys. And it resas like,

resas like, you know, it's really good that you're going to be spreading as ashes because it's not good thing, Shway. Like, oh, that's what's most important here. And then he goes Adam, move him. Just kidding, Adam, I love you. So he's like, this is hard. He's like, this is really hard because my cat buzzing past two weeks ago now

This is extremely sad, but please don't bring your dead cat to my dead dad's thing Okay, yeah, I'm not gonna take away the grief one feels from losing a pat as we've all we've a lot of us have been there I remember my my my sweet cat Elijah still makes me sad when I think of Elijah being in college, freshman year, and getting the call from my parents that they had to put Elijah down. And I wasn't able to say goodbye and all that stuff. It still makes me sad to this day.

However, this is MJ's father, okay. And yes, Busy was there, it was a cat for Reza for 16 years, which is really amazing. And I totally, totally, totally get his sadness, but again, mm, mm, it's dad, it's dad. Yeah, saving. You can have your own scene for the day. For a different episode, yeah.

And he's like, sharps, they go to Malibu to scatter him in the ocean. And he's like, I want to thank you so much for being cool. And let me come out of the closet to you and also for giving MJ your personality instead of feed up because I love her but she's a straight-up hater. Oh look it's a bunny. I'm telling you that's a sign. It's a sign. James came back as a buddy. How? Oh look a bird just ate the bunny. Uh- bunny. The baby just got hit on the PC age. Whoops.

That must be another sign. What is he being reincarnated next? What a fast life cycle. Only these two could make you laugh while they're scattering ashes. Because they can't seem to scatter them anywhere. And finally, they just dumped them kind of on a rock. Yeah, they just burst it blows back on the first like they try to throw it into the sea and it goes off to the cliff and they try to throw it again and get into their mouths.

This is very like Sonya and Mielew. And then finally like you said, they just like sort of just dump it. They sort of like treated it the way like if I get a stand on my carpet and I'm like, oh, got to get that oxyclean on it. I just sort of like dump the oxyclean. They just made a coffee table over it. Yeah. And by the way, it was so nice of MJ to wear her formal grieving crop top for the occasion. So then we go over to Gigi's party and it's a typical Bravo party where all the employees

they called in sick. Oh no, we need more tables. I'm never going to make this happen in time. We have to move the tables. We have to move the tables. And then Gigi's like, because she's like, Gigi's not, look, Gigi is coming in her own.

She's telling people to get more tables. She needs tables. She understands that a space that has too much space needs a table right in the middle of it. And she's like, Oh my God, she's grown so much. I know. And my favorite part, she's grown so much. I know.

And my favorite part, this was totally and I feel like this was a message to the audience, because Gigi's like, you know what? I always want to have some bitches. You know, like, they'll be my bitches. I want some bitches. I'm going to have some bitches. They're going to be my bitches.

And then they just cut to Shervin walking in. He's here. He's here. You said you wanted one. Here he is. So Shervin shows up in a Miami Vice-Sew and an undershirt made out of hair, which is an interesting, interesting fastened choice. Yeah. Then back to the beach. You cares, fast forward. Then Mona and Nima are talking at their house for a little pre-party. Wait, before you, before I'm sorry, before you get to the name, I do say there was one thing

that happened at that going back to the beach thing that I thought was funny. Was when they were sitting there talking about shams and everything and Resa talks about Busy, his cat. And he's like, I have to say, he was the best thing I ever had ever. Busy the cat, the best thing ever. I can't think of a single other animal or person

even a person that I could possibly even live with who is better than Buzzzie Buzzzie Cat best thing ever I wish Buzzzie was here so I could tell it that I'm spending 500 thousand dollars on a shampoo line I almost reached that I could find a surrogate for Buzzy to have little Buzzy's. That would make me so happy because Buzzy's the best thing I ever had. I wish I had babies with Buzzy preferably twins. You know if Buzzy and I were ever to get married I would never ever ever cancel the wedding day and go to Thailand because Buzzy means that much to me. I'm giving 80% of my money to Barry with Buzzy.

The only thing I've ever truly loved. Somewhere then GG shows up with her little fishing pole trying to get Buzzy's ashes to swap the thing. You just hear Adam over the hills like just hear Adam over the hill like hey. Hey. So then over at Mona and Neema's, Neema is dressed like a house plant, like a Vegas house plant. And Neema is wearing like some weird sear sucker shirt. I was inspired by the latest IBM ad.

This is sort of the look that they're going for these days. So I thought I would follow suit, get it? Brand. So he's like, gosh, Mona, that's a twist off. Look that they're going for these days, so I thought I would follow suit get it brand So he's like gosh Mona, that's a twist off, but okay It's like please just fast forward through these days There's like a knock at the door or I get door the doorbells like Ding dong it's Mike so Mike shows up and he is wearing this fedora that has like, it's like,

it's, you know, like those jeans that are like pre-faded, like, ooh, you've been wearing these jeans for five years and look what they look like, but guess what, you just bought them today, like pre-stressed, whatever. So his hats like pre-stressed, so it has like these weird blue marks and like weird copper tone things.

I had a fedora with the blue paint swipe on it Okay, what the hell yeah, yeah, it was awful absolutely like Mike needs to just He needs to go away for a little bit. You need to send him send him to like Joshua tree Send him to it's like wherever you send use tires, you know, and you just put them up and start them on fire or whatever So Mike comes and I love that Mike Locke, Locke hates Neema, which I'm assuming we'll see a lot of later in the season because we sure as hell see it on Instagram and it is hilarious. I don't think any of them like Neema anymore. I was scrolling through Instagram today and they were all at

Evine for something. And so it's a whole cast. And then you could tell, like, right at the last minute, Reza kind of turns to hug Frankie Avlano, whoever they're with, and, like, kind of covers Nima's face. It's just, like, Nima behind the whole group. And then they have another picture right after that, and Nima's not even in it. Like, kind of this cast hates Nima, and I love it. I don't know if we're gonna see that much more,

like, I don't know when this feud is gonna happen, because we're on episode 10 already. And so, I can't see if we're gonna see that much more like I don't know when this feud is gonna happen because we're on episode 10 already And so I I don't I can't see this season going on for more than four to nepisodes Well, they seem to already be messing with it because Mike's like what do you what do you dress like that for you? You're gonna be the server. What do you the server? Yes, it might work. I like it's very Shut up houseplant Okay, well I listen I like Mona because when they call up, so they're like, where's, where's

her? So they call her Reset and he's like, we're in Malibu. And we're scattering ashes and the traffic is so bad. And we ran over shams and bunny form by accident. And we are getting very sad. So then Mike is like, you know, he's like, let me, let me speak to MJ. Let me speak to MJ. I want to speak to MJ. And so he's like let me let me speak to MJ Let me speak to MJ I want to speak to MJ and so he's like babbling doing his like little sermon with MJ and they cut to mo

She just rolls her eyes like oh my god. This is so boring. Can we like go to the pop party yet? Reset and MJ. I mean what dicks okay? Like you had to you had to go scatter your dad's ashes on this day They're just they're haters those two they are fucking haters They can show up to support Gt on her stoop. I mean not granted luck Would you rather go to hell or a party by gg? It's not what I'd rather it's like they're supposed to be your friends What dicks true look what's that that's the book to the beach on this specific day, during your big event. Come on, guys.

It's true. Well, yeah. And then after what they did to her at the beginning of the season, where they invited, they invited her ex's ex to that event, and we're going to bring her up on stage. I mean, these two are really trying to get G to stab them in the face. And this is a testament to the good that we does. Yeah, she's really grown a lot. So now it's at her event.

And like, you know, the usual people arrive, Destiny shows up, GG's parents are there, Adam, Adam doing that, like untouched shirt with the blazer. I don't like that look. Craig and Brandon, they're all there. And Niem is like, whoa, wow, I've really blown away. Michael Nessa, I mean, she really put this event together. Like, that's amazing.

I can tell she actually told someone where to put a table. And that's like a lot of growth. She totally changed the elevator test. Like that was like two days ago. I IBM, that stands for I be mad impressed. Oh, I guess that's IBM. I, whatever. Mike's like, look, you know, let's go show an extra good time tonight. You're wearing high water pants. So this will be great.

Mike says the guy in a fedora. He's like, I'm just like, I'm like an awe of Gigi because like during my divorce, like, handling my divorce, I was like a mess. I could barely do anything, you know, but she's been like strong and she's been really great. She's like a here, like, I'm woman, hear me roar. I'm like, that's because she was in a sham marriage for like three months. I think it was that hard for her to get over Yeah, well his either. Well, I guess he was would just go a lot longer. Yeah, yeah more than so Not married maybe but together. Yeah, so yeah, the party. She's like, are you excited for me? And yes Destiny just says her only by and she's like

Excited for me and yes, Dustin you just says her only by and she's like Rest Pat rest Pat rest Pat rest Pat So then Gigi is telling Craig and Brandon she's like listen, Gaze I have new handles now a snap on a snapchat, okay? It's Wusah. They're like yes girl. We've got it Snapchat, okay, it's WUSA. And they're like, yes girl, we've got it. No, no. Now what does that mean? Why did you name your company WUSA again? Says every, every once you ever call us for credit,

they're gonna be like, could you please spell that? Oh, WUSA! It's kind of like nighttime, we have to do anything business-y, like with our watcher crappins. People, we're done, we go to the bank, they laugh at us, we watch our crappins. We're done. We go to the bank. They laugh at us. We watch our crap ins. You're not one to talk. So, oh, sorry.

Oh, and now is the customer's time when all the bros get together and shame GG for the ring. Like you're antagonizing Shalom. You should give back the ring. You're antagonizing him. Porsche alone. Porsche alone. I'm like, stop it. Yeah, says Mike right after he says how pratt of Gigi and how glad he is to support her. He's like, now I'm gonna try and get her to scream and yell and make an ass out of yourself at her own party. Exactly. What do you think is funding Wusah?

It's that $165,000 ring, okay? She's just a fan. Yeah, I'm fucked, these guys, they're all still talking to him and they're all like, oh yes, stop it. You're triggering him with this ring. You're triggering him, I said, okay. You know, essentially, you let go of the ring. Mike, no.

And I hope to get it, I hope to get in, give back your ring either, sucker. You guys got like a huge discount on those things anyway. Yeah, exactly. If Shalom was dumb enough to give a super expensive ring to Gigi, he should suffer the consequences, which is he does not get the ring back. Yeah, and she's, and Sherman's like,

you've been antagonizing him with this ring. You made this monster and you can stop. I'm like, you're about to make a monster. Okay, she's about to slice you down the face with that ring and I'm here for it. Yeah, yeah. Team GG. So GG now gives her speech, which is like the usual thing.

She's like, oh my god, is this microphone on? Like, are there like so many people? Oh my god, I'm nervous, I'm in your speech, I'm Gigi. Oh, anyway, you know, weed, am I right? Like, when I got this autoimmune disease, I was like, this is happening for some reason. And now I just wanna give it to everyone in the world.

I'm like, you wanna give rheumatoid arthritis to everyone in the world. And he was like, it's like watching your kid go up there. God, I want to fuck her. Like you're creepy. So then Destiny, right when Gigi says, I realized when I was diagnosed with this autoimmune disease, Destiny goes, yeah. She probably thought it meant like her Gigi's car is like a moon from her car won't get dance finally can drive on the freeway next to Mike I always told her you have to get auto insurance and she said guess what I'm gonna be auto immune guess girl yes so then this lady comes up and she's like, we are thinking about

having you on the cover of our magazine. I was like, no, let me save her. Yeah, they didn't name the magazine. Yeah, it's like that one in Southwest airlines or what. We hear at cat fancy magazine. Have seen the great work you've done fooling your cat and I think you could ever catch that little bird at the end of the stick. Stupid cat, you're gonna be on the cover of Cat Fancy Magazine. And then this cheesy guy, I think his name is Ryan,

from Greenstone, he's like, wow, Chee-chee, I just don't think it could have gone better. That was amazing. And because everyone's feeling it, so deeply, Greenstone marijuana is willing to take the next step if you put in a hard work on the effort. And we are a legitimate company, don't you worry, very, very legitimate.

Yes, totally reasonable. And GD is like, oh my god, this is a huge deal this company. They do manufacturing, distributing, cultivating. I was like, oh my god, this is a huge deal this company. They do manufacturing, distribute, cultivating, I was like, so you don't do anything. You're basically a person with the selling lip gloss and slapping Gigi on it. I'm just at this point imagining was it the meek shell and heritheerith

from Little Shopper Hars, you know, like sequence, like Seymour's becoming popular, you know, like, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. sequence like Seymour's becoming popular, you know, like, tada tada tada tada tada tada Now we we plants popping up everywhere in Gigi eating people. Yeah, except the Audrey She was like, leave me Gigi. Leave me all my own. Just not what? It's like not I'm not having the only people that the Audrey two won't eat are the saucecasts like new Yo B.A.G. G B.A.G.G.G.G.

Yeah, she would be torturing people the whole time She would be the channel that name is like she is next Oh, Ran's like well, she better work her ass off and never stop. He's a calm, completely blown away. God, she's like a different person from Elevator Night. Now she said, thank you to our mom on stage and made a bad karaoke joke, business woman.

I'd like to thank the Ouija War for giving me real going on, Golnessa, for tonight. Wow, I'm so proud of you. You know, this episode should be over right now, but how about we spend two minutes watching me creep on you a little bit, okay? Let's do that right now. Yeah, and that's how this ends.

And this is where it ends like. Ha, ha, ha. So you're gonna pretend tomorrow, like I'm the one all over you and you're all over me and you're like, oh gosh, we switch, we're wasted, right? Like, you guys are gross. You're gross enough sober and it's really gross now. And he tells us, look, everyone thinks it's just me who's like totally slapping all of your DG, but when the events over, that's

when the tech start to disperse. She'll be like, hi. And then she'll be like, how are you doing? She'll send one, one time she sent me an emoji of a tennis racket. And I was like, I see what you're doing there. I get it. So I sent her back an emoji of swimmer. She sent me back an emoji of a Christmas tree. I sent her an emoji of just sort of like a sort of a, it was a symbol from that one category

that no one ever uses. I just sent her a random one from there. And she was like, okay, she sent me a compact disc. It's great. She said BRB and I was like, wow, she wants me. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like not quite as one-sided as it may look. They're actually two sides and both are equally terrible just so you know. Truly. Um, gross. I have never rooted against a couple more. Please don't do it. Don't do it. Yeah, Justin's like, I'm totally team Nima and Gigi.

I'm like, thanks. That really means a lot to me right now. Glad you're good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Monika appears in like a black cloak. Wow. Big news cloak Big news Big news I've known in 19 reservoir

Volusios from our land. I've just discovered big box of trisket's now available at Costco Like Monique you look at the wrong thing. Oh That brings us to the end of the shals of sunset. We will be back next Monday with a little something to rather. I know, but you know what though, it's actually Friday right now. And so as a result, we haven't done crap on mailbag in a second. So why don't we like get low on, we dip our hands right into that mailbag and read some questions because we don't want people to think we forgot about them okay. Do it me. Um, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. There it is. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I want to do a new mailbag theme song by the way if anyone wants to make us a mailbag theme song go ahead

so Okay, here's the crap and mailbag by the way is Where you can ask us questions and we'll read them on the air and you go to patreon.com slash watch or crap And if you support us at the mailbag level or above you can do this So here's one from someone named Becca After Dark. Very, very nice. I like it. I know.

Becca After Dark says, OK, gentlemen, here's my query. Let's say that each franchise is a house. I like Game of Thrones. Who ultimately wins the day and why? who ultimately wins the day and why? Who would get the Game of Thrones at the end of Game of Thrones out of all the housewives? Yeah, well, I guess sort of like what house are the various franchises and then who actually wins

the throne? Oh, we did this one, I think. Well, we've applied Game of Thrones to Dallas, but in terms of the actual franchises, well, I mean, who is supposed to win it? I'm assuming the Starks, right? Even though I like, I never root for the Starks. I'm sorry, everyone. I'm I'm a rufre some of them, but I've been in the Starks for the most boring. But I feel weird, because I feel like New York ultimately gets the throne. New York, Real House was a New York to me gets the iron throne, is that what it's called? Yeah.

So, but the thing is the Starks, but the Real House was a New York, I feel like in spirit or more like the Lannisters, right? No, I think they're like the Starks because they were down and out, right? Everyone got killed. They lived somewhere cold. Spoiler alert. Yeah, they were all going to die. They were terrible first.

Everyone thought they were down and out. And then boom, they rise again, you know. Who's Ned Stark in that? Ned Stark is like, Jill Zaren probably. Yeah, I'd like to say Jill Zaren. So then if New York, if New York is, is that then what would be the Lannisters? What is like, is that, is that Beverly Hills? Well, that's like a creepy brother and sister boning, right?

So who would be close? That's all I can think about. It's like Shaza Sunset. Yeah, it's like Shaza Sunset, but I don't want to put, but I don't want to give Mona a meme of a credit. But let me tell you something, Shaza Sunset, but I don't want to put, but I don't want to give Mona a meme of a credit. Let me tell you something. Shaza Sunset is not a major house in Game of Thrones. Shaza Sunset is like, house-free, you know?

Like, one of those minor houses where they're like the Bolton or something, you know? Yeah. Really, I feel like Beverly Hills is like, house Tyrell, which is like, they were great. I was rooting for them. They have like a Lisa Vanderpump. They have like Lady Olana, whatever is like Lisa Vanderpump. Like I really, really like them, but truly they are they are they are becoming extinct very

quickly. You know, like they are losing their relevance very, very quickly. Yeah, Real Housewives of Dallas is one of those families that they're like, I'm a family and then they're just dead. You know, like, wait a minute. Dallas, they're like, um, they're like the, the IRA or whatever. I don't know, Dallas could sort of be the, actually, you know what, I think that the Banderpum rules are the Lannisters. Um, okay, I'll go with that. They're like, they're sort of like all evil.

And they're all kind of like fucking each other, like brothers and sisters. They really are. And like, they have a really strong claim to the throne, but it feels like they're too evil to really get it, you know? Yeah, like they shame Stasi and made her walk down, make it and like said shame, shame, shame. And you're like, oh my god, Stasi has learned so much.

And then you like start believing it and then, Stasi has learned so much. And then you start believing it, and then she puts you somebody out of window. Yeah, and Atlanta is definitely the Braffians, because the Braffians, they have the highest ratings. So they were king or queen in this case. And they have a really good claim to the throne. Like Stanis was like, well, it should be me now now that Robert's gone. So it really should be Atlanta, but they have so much

in fighting, they sort of like incompetent in a certain way that they, for some reason, they're not quite iron thrown where they. Yeah. So who do you think wins? Oh, by the way, and who's the Targaryens? Who is, who is our mother of dragons? Oh, gosh.

Well, everyone says that. Everyone claims that on Instagram. Oh, my God, that is so many of the mother of dragons. I'm actually going to say, believe it or not, I think I want to say that Dallas is Targaryens, and here's why. Because they were out there in the desert for a while. People are like, Dallas. Who are they? For years, they didn't even have a show. They were out there in the desert for a while people are like, Dallas, who are they?

The years that didn't even have a show, they were like totally irrelevant. And then they come around and they are quietly kind of like amazing and amazing amazing. And now you have like a like a le- Leanne Lockin and Deandra and Brandy and Stephanie and- They're just like all dragons and they're they're coming. They're coming for the throne. You know? Okay, well I'll give you that but I do predict that can you will give birth to dragons I guess time will tell the answer to the smell bag yeah do you want to do one more questions do one more question okay Julia Conlin asks which impressions of fired

cast members or cast members of cancel shows? Do you guys miss doing the most? Don't be afraid to go all the way back to Kell on Earth. Um, I miss all the Galler. I mean, these answers are always the same for me and I'm so sorry to like repeat myself, but I miss all the Gallery girls I saw that little Ashley is like speaking for WWE now. I was like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Uh, no.

Miss her, the Melbourne ladies are not canceled. They just got renewed, so congrats. But we, they might as well be because we don't even have their last season yet on American TV. Miss them so much. Mm hmm. Yeah, I would have to say, Melbourne is the one that I've been missing doing the most. That's all those Australian accents like they, they stay with me to this moment.

So I'm having a hard time with that. And if Jowow does not come back to below deck med, I will probably miss doing that. And I don't like him, but I'm just saying I like doing that in person any of them. Yeah, I'm trying to think going back all the way. You know what, one thing I really regret never being able to do is Tim Gunn. I'm so mad that we're going to finally get to do project runway and we're not going to have Tim Gunn. I'm so mad that we're gonna finally get to do project runway and we're not gonna have Tim Gunn. I mean, I'm pissed. I'm pissed. I know. It's so rude. I'm really unhappy about that. All right, so let's close this up. Okay, everybody, we sure love you. Thanks so much for

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