Watch What Crappens - Southern Charm: The Job Ermterview Plus NOLA

Episode Date: May 12, 2018

This week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi's family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French language. Then, on it's a very special Southern Charm NOLA episode about hurtful words and meaningless sorries. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And here I am with my gorgeous and talented little man friend, Ben Mantelker of the Beside Blog and the Banta Blinda Hello Bean. Hi, how's it going? Good, it's Friday, Mother Truckers. Oh my God, I'm so excited. We made it to the end of our week. And what I like is that we end with Southern Charm and Southern Charm New Orleans, which is so good.

I know you're still not quite on the Nola train, but I am firmly on it. So for me, it's so fun to end the week talking about two shows I really love. Well, let's get to it. But first, but first, we are doing a new digital. It's a sound like scene. We have a main digital television. Right. Your digital.

And you know, it is called. Let's call it. We just, but we don't have, oh, we don't have an official name yet. We don't have the official name, but, but it's coming out probably this weekend or early next week. Um, and it's on an app called the TV party app. So you can find that in the app store. It's free. Just TV part. I mean, it's just TV party on the app store. TV is like a it's kind of like a purpley pink sort of icon. If that's what you know, you know, you know, because you know, you go on to the episode and you're like, wait, which one? It's like a blue party TV or TV party TV party party in a hot tub. It's lowercase It's lowercase TV and then party and it's all one word guys

Tricky, you know how apps are they're like wait, let's make it all one word. Oh wait. Let's take it. Let's take out a vowel But this one is TV party TV P-A-R-T-Y. Yeah, so that's really fun. We did our first episode yesterday and it's a week in review. So we just talked about the week. So it's kind of what we do here, but in video form and quicker, you know? Yeah, it's actually, it was actually super fun. I couldn't actually believe Ronnie how fast it was to just still meet like all of a sudden we were at 20 minutes. I was like, how did that time go? I know. But that's that way when we do three hours on here. That's true too.

So either way, we that's going to be coming up very, very shortly and we'll give everyone know once that is live. We hope you guys will like it. We think it'll be fun. We didn't get to cover Southern Charm on it because we recorded it before Southern Charm aired. Luckily, you're listening to this podcast. You're going to get to hear all of our Southern Charm thoughts.

You may get to hear even more of our Southern Charm thoughts if you come to our San Francisco show next month. It's going to be great. You go to watch your crappens.com to buy tickets for that. We are going to have a fucking amazing time. It is gonna be great. It's Friday, guys. I'm gonna curse this Friday.

Who are you? A lot of I become. Who are you becoming? We have people who people are flying into San Francisco to see this show because they know they know the deal. That it's gonna be awesome. And let's's not overlook Phoenix which is two days prior where we'll be talking about Real Housewives of New York only the greatest television show perhaps on TV right now I don't care

what you say about the handmade's tale, handmade in tail, anyone's tail, I don't care who's tail it is, I don't care if it's in American tail. Real house was of New York is better. Yes, we're talking about in Phoenix. I mean, yeah, it's less abusive for sure. Like I don't know how to deal with Ben right now. I know I love it. I love it. I just like I don't even want to compare handmaid's tail because it gets so dark I started thinking of the plot of handmaid's tail. I was like oh Ouch, I'm like cringing over here like oh my head hurts. Oh guys too much of me. It's all right because I'm a I'm a big horrible person, but then you know I'm the first one to start crying Give any show like I'm still upset with real housewives of New York to sweet I'm like damn you for making me cry. I thought you were gonna say I don't even want to compare an American tale

To real housewives of New York. Well, there's another one that made me cry I feel like you're just trying to trigger me of New York. Well, there's another one that made me cry. I feel like you're just trying to trigger me with crying things. Yeah, no cast in Puerto Rico. In Puerto Rico. Cash guys, cash carrots for all the handmade stales. OK. Show it somewhere out there.

That's cash. Watch what crap is we're going to be covering handmade still in Phoenix. So please. Yeah. So if you're in Phoenix or Glendale or Scottsdale or Mesa or Flagstaff or Tutsuon or Sedona. Rital, make fit.

Okay. So now, come to our show. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. It's just one of those days. I'm like, I'm just like excited. Literally is so excited for this Friday because this has been such a long week and it's been such an amazing week. One of the reasons that these weeks by the end of them, my head hurts. Well, probably drinking. Let's let's be honest. But also just smiling so much, you know, and I've said it on this show. Okay, Caroline Fleming? It hurts.

Sometimes I just smile so hard that the week is just difficult. It's so difficult when you smile so much. It is true. I woke up today and I was like, I'm really excited to wake up because it's going to be a fun day. But I was like, oh, I'm going to be laughing all day. When work is done, I won't even watch sitcoms anymore. I will only watch I can.

Mates Tale, West Worlds. Um, really sad, depressing things, because I just don't want to smile. I'm like, my head hurts. I'm gonna pop a vein in my head one of these days, just from giggling my little fucking face off. And we've had a lot of giggles this week. A lot of giggles, a lot of giggles. So we'll get another show now,

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And now, shoes got been right. Yeah. Shoozing magazine for that. Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm being Trixie's backup singer. Okay, Paul, you get on the track. I want some backup, okay?

Okay, Paul, you get on the track. I want you here. I want you to hear your voice, Paul. I know you got a voice back there. With Ben Chococo, Chessie has a sing today. Like, no, we don't have enough budget for that. We're not going to begin again, Trixi. We're going to need to collect royalties if you want Paul to sing.

Or I guess I'll do this on my own, because my work is for the masses. Paul. OK, so we open with a lovely musical opening, which I'm just loving about this season. I love that they're just leaning into it committing to it And cameras like previously on 7 charm everyone was stupid. There were control issues and it's like times change And then we see Craig with his life coach and The life coach is like you're very wince him and he's like what that means you're very winsome. And he's like, what? That means you're likable. And then Tricky's like, now he's got some smarts!

Get him up on that rocket, baby! I'm like, Tricky, you were barely connecting to the content, barely. Get him up on a rocket. Austin with his die job. And then I felt bad for Austin, because Craig gets he's a rocket baby. And then it cuts to Austin. And she's Craig gets he's a rocket baby and then it cuts

to Austin and she's like he's ringing a cell blow. And then you see like Thomas Ravinal like picking up a fork or something and she's like woo woo woo woo. He's got that placement around his little pinky. Oh, I was gonna ask you what she said. I rewinded it three times, which is really sad because I never rewind but I'm like but what was the lyrics like I only you got a place spinning round as a metal pinky or a metal pinky I put metal pick. Oh, I said

Little pinky seem like they made more sense. Well, he's got a place It's got a plate spinning round on his little pinky. That makes sense. Oh a plate I thought it was he's got the place spin and rest. Yeah, I only could I also could only understand a few words because Trixie does not always articulate when she's singing Southern Charm music and that's a problem. Also they're running out of lyrics because they're not repeating them like he's just a regular job. Hopefully we appreciate the music so much that we'll just get a full musical episode one of these days and they'll just have Trixi come on and just score the whole thing. I

Know I I wish I liked the Southern charm theme song more like to me Sorry Sorry, but for me that Noise are you making over there? I'm gasping I'm gasping at the audacity What noise are you making over there? I'm gasping. I'm gasping at the audacity. Well, to me, the high point, like the theme song that I like the most is Vanna Pemperals. Like, that one, like that theme song starts, it's like a call to action, you know? I love that. I will sing that when I'm walking around. I'll just start doing that weird whale, like, doing that weird whale like, you know, I start doing that. You know, if you play it loud enough, you can get all the cats in your neighborhood fighting in the alley. All

the parents are going to fly away. I don't want them to leave me. That's the high point. Southern charm. The theme song does not do much for me. I have to say, how dare you wait to bring some negativity into it It's better than summer house song yet. It's better than the summer house theme song, which is just It's like an Erica warm up You got the spotlight in the park line. You can't do it, do it, do it over. But it's not as good as below Jack, which I really love even though I am still unable to sing it, you know.

I don't even know how that one goes in my head. It goes like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, God, I love that banana. God, I love that banana. So then, the next in this theme is Chelsea talking to the girls. And I'm so glad Chelsea's on this show, just for simple things like this. She's got one hair, like one single hair that's sticking all the way up to heaven in a spiral and it just cracks me up. Because it's so Chelsea. It's like, oh, there's some strong my hair. I'm Chelsea. And then it's like Naomi picked the wrong person to mess with. I was like,

why is it the wrong person? She went away and cried as a green. Like, how did she pick the wrong person? Yeah. And you see Naomi being like, you're a thirsty bitch. And Trix is like, person she went away and cried as a green like how did she pick the run yeah and you see Naomi being like you're a thirsty bitch and Trix is like easy as the birds and the bees and the one two three is I'm like that has nothing to do with Naomi and Peyton I think that Trixi Monica was calling Peyton easy which is like isn't Peyton getting enough bullying on this show Trixi do you just calm down over there Trixixi? Okay, calm down in your sound booth. Yeah, isn't it bad enough that Peyton had to make her big debut in like blue, not navi avatar unicorn lady of the water, costume regalia?

Well, that's what happened to the avatars, too. It's like people went to their beautiful world and then what they start doing, spearing them in the head immediately. That's basically what happened here. Yeah, I would address this to Gourney Bieber if I was gonna go to Avatar. Yeah.

Now that's the boss bitch of Avatar. Yeah. So she's like, you are a thirsty bitch and goes, ta-da-do! Mm-hmm. Which I can't believe you don't love this theme song because it ends with you as you eat. That's what Ben does when he eats.

He goes, it's too close to home. It reminds me of all my poor culinary choices I've made recently. But not that burger in Chicago. I tell you. I tell you. Anyway, so this show opens properly with T-Rab making this announcement, I'm gonna go out to get the newspaper.

See if there's anything funny in Dunes bar. So he's so disgusting. He's like, Ashley, I'm getting the paper, okay. And then he stares at himself in the mirror and puts his fingers through his hair. He's in his bathrobe with open down to his crotch, you know, I'm like, that's that neighbor who's like, he's like, he's already showed my, my testicles to the neighbor. He's like smizing at himself in a mirror that's probably from like 1683 and has like, you

know, like enough, like a really nefarious backstory, you know. Yeah. It's just a stolen picture of Abraham Lincoln that he's looking into. like, you know, like enough, like a really nefarious backstory, you know? Yeah. It's just a stolen picture of Abraham Lincoln that he's looking into and trying to like tear apart. Oh, no, I guess he wouldn't like. No, I don't think he would like Abraham Lincoln. I didn't pay very much attention in school. That took me a minute. I was like, wait, I'm gonna. I was like, damn you. I don't want to love you, but I do. You hand some devil. It's about the hair or tige So, um, yeah, so he goes to catch his newspaper, but he's just like running his hand through his hair like he's posing for like teen Heart beat teen magazine. Whatever those teen magazine team. What are those magazines? 17 17 magazine

I'm old. Bob, but then She's then we see Chelsea at Willow, the willow salon. I'm doing nothing. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that.

She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that.

She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. She's not getting that. Can we have a request line for Southern Charm keep chefs close on? Okay, I know we talk about how dirty and skanky he is on this show. I don't need proof that he's taken the shower because I still don't believe it. You know, it was though I'm seeing it with my own eyes. It was like watching an upside down person at bathing, you know.

Maybe a diacon radish. So, uh, finally we settle in with Cam. She's on the phone with Jason in the car. And she's like, I think I have a stubborn cervix. I think I might have to be induced. And so she's just basically talking about pregnancy stuff. And she's like, hey, Jason, promise me one thing. We do not say we are in labor,

because we are not in labor. I am in labor. He's like, but we are. I love that Jason is just like, if you call me again, I'm divorced with you. That's what I hear every time she talks to him. It's like, stop. Are you calling me on camera? I will leave you. She's like, well, he does this every day. So, you know, for him, it's just not that exciting. Yeah, because she was like, I may have to be induced. He's like, okay, I said I may have to be induced. Okay. Do you hear me? Go to the fucking cobblestone street. Okay, go to the cobblestone. I think that it's after this year of Bravo, this has been really, if you think back about, and

I don't want to get sad, but it's been a sad sad year on Bravo like with the men. It has not been a good year for men on Bravo You know as a man. It's like I'm I'm walking around with a lot of shade and Bravo is not helping and so I just don't trust camps I spent I know I should because Well, we're watching Vanderpump rules still every girl was dating like an abusive guy pretty bad. Yeah, and then we've got I don't even got I don't need to want I don't need to have a dissertation on it I'm just saying like I don't trust them in on Bravo at the moment I mean on this show Thomas was accused of rape again this week

it's like oh yeah you know and so I just don't trust the men on any of these shows so when camera it's like I'm talking to my husband he's too good to be on TV I'm like he's emotionally abusing you there I said it no she he he's actually unlike all your co-stars. I want to actually make this relationship work. So I'm not coming onto your show. OK, so actually it gets a positive thing. Oh my god. You're like a living up hope.

You just fixed it's reputation in my mind like in five seconds. I just fixed it. And now I've had a very fast transition to another scene. Oh my god. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do it and now I've had a very fast transition to another scene. Oh my god. So now we go to Catherine and she's driving around and and so Catherine's calling. It was like all of a lot of new

names just popped up in like three seconds. She's like, I'm calling Gwen. I'm trying to reach Marshall. I was talking to Madison. I'm like, who are these people? Gwen, Marshall, Madison. So I was thinking Gwen Stefani at Marshalls. I just like the idea of Catherine being like Hello, Marshalls. This is Catherine. Could you put Gwen on the phone? To like Gwen Stefani, please come to the front. Catherine is on the front for you. Gwen Stefani is like, ah, hello. I love Catherine's professional boy. Because some people call and they're like hello. This is Catherine

I'm calling for Gwyneth Marshalls But cat in the South. It's like hi, this is Catherine. I'm just a girl. Me. I speak with Quint Marshall Sorry, we're not here. I'm walking through the spider webs not in green because we are a professional devout install Gwen's the body by I'm just a girl. A little only. So she's like, hello, sir. How are you?

Don't make. I know what you're applying for. And we don't have any positions. I'm sorry, but it's true turnover. So they put Marshall on the phone at Gwynn's. You see, I had a backwards. So they put Marshall on the phone at wins you see I had a backwards so they put Marshall on the phone at wins I know I know hello sir. How are you today? He's like Dennis Dennis the man is no, it's Catherine sir He's like oh hi honey how are you? And Catherine's like

Marshall and his daughter, Madison, I've known them for six years and they've taught me so much about my person. I know style like, we're like, who are these people? Who is Gwen? Peyton, Gwen, Marshall, Marshall, Gwen, Chelsea, Marshall, Tis. Madison, Madison, Marie Parker,eta, Gwynn Parks. Paul, Mayor, Paul, Mayor. Naomi's like, listen here, Palmer, you thirsty bitch. Try to come into this cast from a vagina.

I see your back door. Crazy. So, yeah, so she bids, he's like, well, I've been work, you know, Madison has chosen so many things for me at Gwen And I like your style so much that I thought maybe I should just work there because I heard at the other Southern charm That girl took so many swamp tours. She just became a swamp god. So I thought that I'd be like the swamp god of Queens and he's like, well honey, we don't have a lot of turnover here. She's like, that's okay. I don't eat carbs, sir

He's like, they're not turnovers dear turnover I mean people leave him she's like Whether they do try to leave I'll tell them wait Don't go Sales are dropping Salves are dropping, crosses are going through the roof and simultaneously hitting right bottom to going up and down. Go, simmer, don't go. I'm gonna change my wallet crosswalk.

She's basically like a goli in the park. Like a running, cars trying to get by her. Oh, go! It's like a lady with giant shoulder puffs is chasing us. Run. The craziest thing happened. I'd go in the other day. This lady would not let us leave the parking lot.

She climbed on to our hood and just clashed on. We put on the windshield woppers and everything. Oh my God. She just turns into the terminator, the bad terminator, the liquid terminator, the T5000, whatever. Just chasing people through the parking lot with her hands and with that like choppy thing, like, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- I'm done son. Latching on, except her power is that she doesn't turn into metal. She just turns into a lovely top. Everything she touches turns into a big poofy soak shoulder. And that SUV looks so much better. What happened? Someone's like, I love this top and just morphs into Katta.

I thought so when they're on sale. You just got quwynn. Gwynn. In this life there are Gwynners and Chicago. No, it's Niko. Actually, it's funny because Niko and Niko are both in Chicago. What a world. And they're both hot. So this is Niko from the restaurant.

Of the restaurant, true of Niko. Niko. This is Resta. This is a non-living being. And it's basically Naomi's parents are opening this restaurant because we've learned that Naomi's dad is essentially the Ken Todd of France. He has like a bunch of restaurants and they're opening this place. Niko, which by the way, this restaurant looks so cute.

Like if we ever go to Charleston, I actually really want to go with this restaurant because I'm like, this is my lifestyle. That's what I want. And indoor after a restaurant serving oysters, like that's all I want. And there I don't like oysters, but you'll get crap. I think they were showing mac and cheese, weren't they at one point? And I was like, okay, I'm in. I just want to martini and sit on that.

Like to me, this is what Tom's home should be like. It should look like Nico Nico Nico. Well, hopefully it will. Nico Nico. So Nico. So this is like a French scene. And I'm like, why don't you just call this restaurant better than you Ronnie okay that's like it because I like to make I like to feel that I am both better than the people on the sidewalk

while at the same time realizing I'm not as good as the restaurant yeah I'm what's married a French woman one time have I ever told you that she was one of my roommates oh yes we have a male and yes, we have that. Did Maley? And I was like, no. Well, I said yes, but my dad wouldn't let me. I was kidding. Because she was for a green card, right? Yeah.

So basically, now, he comes in. She's like, bonjour, ma paire, mon paire. Comment allez-vous? Voici, ils ont restarante. J'aime manger beaucoup. That's my life. You're Thomas. That was basically Thomas recapping the scene. I like I'm Boku That's my life your Thomas here. That was basically Thomas recap. I was I was the president of my French club in John Jay high school Okay, wouldn't he only I know that you do a great job McCrone Honestly, I love listening to Naomi speak French. I know I sound like I'm just like kissing Naomi's ass and her family's ass

But this restaurant, but this is really you know this was like right on my mouth. I said, Ben will do a lot for a comp to mac and cheese, okay? Yeah. No, I love listening to them speak French. I was like, can this whole show just be them talking French? Can this just be a French show? I would be so happy. Well Naomi speaks that kind of French.

She speaks the kind of French that I love the best, which is angry French. I like when French people sound like super pissed off about every little thing they're like oh my god I love your angry French and I wasn't reading the subtitles but I'm assuming she was just saying like hi dad the restaurant looks great yeah yeah to me it's not of beautiful and sophisticated. I was like, oh my god, I just wanna like,

I just wanna like wrap myself up in this language. It's so nice. What can I say? I'm pretentious. So while Naomi's over there, Craig and Austin are over at a bar and Austin's sitting there. He's like, I think I'll have the two blocs, please.

You can just, you can send it over here. You're just the beer star Austin. I'm basically just lovely at this bar, you know. I'll have the two blocs that don't take a shower, little, little, little, little, little, little, please. It's like you've already, that's already been delivered to your table, sir. Shep's on his way.

Oh no, this was Craig and Austin, never mind. Yeah, it was Craig and Austin. So Craig, Craig's comes by, it sits down and they're talking about Peyton. Oh, I feel bad for Peyton a little bit. And Austin's like, yo, I was starting to think that, like, maybe you were right all this time, maybe she is the crazy one.

Maybe, maybe she is. And Craig, I love you. It's a crazy one. I want to play poker against the laughs. I want to play poker against Craig, because he just, when he's happy, he just choose on those two Fingers and smile so big like a little kid

So funny. It's so cute Craig is so cute the season. I don't know where he is. I mean he's cute every season but like He's more season. I want to like hug him They even showed us his sweet little butt like part of it later. Let later guys later everybody Well, because your previous audio point till later, okay He was well because your previous audio point till later, okay? He was, well, because in previous seasons, he was more like, yeah, I'm a lawyer. And he was like partying. And he was sort of like obnoxious and trying so hard to fit in. And he still tries hard to fit in.

And he still is sort of like full of shit. But he is, he's now just like, yeah, I really like making pillows. And I, it's like amazing how, having a love for making pillows can really affect your public persona. It's like oh That's adorable. What what a strange specific easy goal. Yeah, cuz now I can just see us together forever You know him making pillows me glue gunning sticks to lamps Yeah, you know, I can just see our whole wife and, I like that he refuses to support stupid Austin. Okay, two things. First Austin's like, hey, look, there's Craig. And then his mouth just keeps moving, which I thought was so funny,

because that's like the joke about him, but they literally kept a shot of his mouth just going, like moving like he's talking to an invisible spirit. And then he's like, I'm really into craft beers. And then Craig's like, I'll have a bud light, please. And I was like, way to kick Austin and his beer nets. Okay, eyes work. Yeah. So, so while they're there, Naomi is over at the restaurant,

talking to her dad about how about Peyton, and she's like, no, she's like, total social climber, but I said some really nasty things, and I kind of feel bad about it. And the dad's like, well, she's my pale dad. And Japan's to dear a bunch of things that were like, not nice, and are you feeling this way because of Craig? And then I was like, why don't I even care?

Why don't I even care about Craig, you know? Well, she's gonna have to like learn to accept new people if she's gonna have a restaurant because Naomi, is that kind of hostess that she'll be like, how dare you come in here? You stupid bitch. And they're like, we just want a table for two. But I like that.

I like that she will be a vengeful hostess who will place people she doesn't like in a corner. Like she's gonna be that one. That's gonna be like, mm, I don't like in a corner. Like she's going to be that one. That's going to be like, I don't like these two. They're going to go by the pizza of him. Yeah, she's like, Dad, can we just build a column somewhere here so I can put people behind it? Yeah.

He's like, okay. So he bases like, well, you know, you always end up beta when you apologize. So go apologize, you apologize you know etc. Yeah he speaks nice French his French is like oh so Craig so it's keeps crossing and coming back and forth and Craig is like, Man, like the hardest thing that Nomi never apologizes, we have open case files in my brain that have never been shut because she never apologized. For instance, case number 432, the case of the spoon

that she put in the dryer and the washing machine when everything was already clean. And I was like, Nomi, and she was like, okay, Craig, but you never really apologize for it. Tung, Tung. Um, also you're, you have all these open case files in your brain, because your brain doesn't go to the law office, sir. Yeah. Why don't you prosecute something? Yeah. You, you, you spent all that time to finally get your, like, past the bar and you're now just like making billows. So no me calls Craig Austin and Craig's like I wonder if she knows we're right across the street. I guess we're not getting back together.

And she's like first of all Austin, sorry about the other day, she doesn't say that, but I'm just imagining Craig being like the hardest thing is making her apologize and her calling I'm so sorry He's like she will never apologize for anything. She's like hi. I'm just calling because I really want to apologize to Peyton I over an apology. I'm like, oh never mind. Damn it. Okay, hold on Case closed. Thank you judge Thank you, Judge. Damn it. I wanted to start humming the Dragnet theme song, but instead I was almost going to do

Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, which is Alfred Hitchcock, totally different. Has Dragnet go again? I don't know, that's too old for me. I'm too young for that. So I only make young people reference. Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, I think that's Dragnet. How about the Murtorshi-Brit theme? Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, I think that's dragn you. It was lonely.

Thank God I had Tom Thomas of the wall on my bike. Yeah, that was nice. So yeah, she's like, I want to invite her to this party because I'm going to have a big tasting party for this restaurant and I'm going to just send me her number and all of the fighter. And Craig's like, you're sending that now. How about hook a brother, Abel, little? Bye, Nomi! She's like, oh, she's like, oh, she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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I said, man, you're talking, you're talking. Welcome. What? Good luck getting money from mom and dad. So he's basically gonna take his parents money, he goes to this brewing tour thing and I, it's Thomas' brewery, which is a horrifying thought. They should have changed it for this show. It's like, hmm, tastes like date rape.

Delicious. What a delicious beer. So just taste it. But I like this Thomas because his job is just being drunk all day. He's like, yeah. You want to taste some beers? All right, come on back, buddy. Yeah, it's the dream job. It reminds me of that one episode of Cheers, where Norm is up for his dream job, which is to be a taster for a beer company. I think maybe even Budweiser.

And he's like, all excited for it. And then Kristi Alley, I forgot her character's name. She's like, oh yeah, like if I were you, I'd be so nervous. I remember one time there was a dream job that I had and I started off well. And then next thing you know, I was like on my knees singing show tunes and he's like, huh, and then they cut to his job.

And he finds up on his knees singing show tunes to the beer people. Chris Dialli, how many interviews you've ruined? Come back to us. So Austin, this is actually the alley. How many interviews you've run come back to us. So Austin, this is actually the perfect job for Austin because he just gets to taste a lot. And that means he gets to do this a lot. He's just picking a job. He can move his mouth around a lot.

And he gets to say stupid things like, well, what I'm gravitating towards is passion, food and grapefruit in my beer. I'm like, what's that beer is that? I'm not. I push back. Yeah, I'm out into that. How about a beer that is just clear and tastes like vodka? That would be great. How about a beer that just tastes like beer?

You know, man? Blood like. Yeah. Cameron is picked up by Shep, and she's about to prop. She's about to blow. Palmer's about to make her entrance into this world, Guy. But from where it depends if it comes out the bad or the sunroof. Which is funny, but also it doesn't really, it doesn't totally track as an analogy,

the vagina or the sunroof. It's not like cars have vaginas, you know, but it still is funny. I'm just saying. Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't really sure what she was talking about either either I've got something dark on the inside of my water bottle that can't be good How big and how dark? I don't it looks like a piece of old gum. You know when you stick your gum on your glass and then you know I don't know that but I noticed you did that in Chicago and I was repulsed Well, thanks for the judgment that felt great good. was repulsed. Well, thanks for the judgment. That felt great. Good. I want to.

I'm glad you were drinking because I wanted that moment to sink in. You, you took some gum out of your mouth and put on the side. I was sticking out like a gummy branch. And I was like, that is so disgusting. Right now I can uply. Bronny is doing that. Well, I'm not going to put it into the table. I'm not a monster.

Why do you? Well, how about you just throw it out? Because there was no trash can on stage. And I was chewing that gum. So I wouldn't stink my stinky Coca-Cola and cigarette breath right in your face. Okay. It was called doing you a favor. You think I can have my breath. I just feel like there are ways to do this that are less repulsive than thinking gum on the side of a glass. Well, next time I'll stick it behind your ear. Okay. Fine.

I'm just saying as someone who is currently pretending that he is eating on the balcony of Nico, I find a repulsive. Well, shut up, that bad guy. Oh, yeah. I just told you, motherfucker. Okay. So, um, he, she wants to go down this canal street. And I think it's called Chalmers. Chalmers. Yeah, it's called Chalmers street because it has cobblestones. And the whole

thing is that ladies would go down Chalmers street to induce pregnancy because if cobblestones would be like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, so I thought it was called Chalmers street. And I'm like, that's probably where Chef was conceived. Hey, you know, I don't think it's called chopper. No, it's Chalmer, Chalmer. Chalmer. Okay, so there's action music. And then she's like, I'm gonna piss my pants.

He's a good though we were having lunch. Cars, you really want to have this baby in the car? Can we eat first? So they get to lunch and he's like, is Jason just waiting for the call? How's that gonna work? Like when your vagina starts dumping on the ground, she's like, that's not how it works, Shep.

Okay. But Jason's Jason's over. He does this every day. So I'll probably have to get a ride or something. Colin, he's like, good, don't call me because I'm not really good in tragedies. I mean, I guess I could do it. Just give me a heads up so I could put a towel down. So she's like, I'll have a sweet tea and he's like, I want a could do it. Just give me a heads up so I could put a towel down. So she's like, I'll have a sweet tea and he's like, I want a hot tea. And for some reason that really shook me. Like that's bizarre to me to think of Shepp

ordering a hot tea at lunch outside. What was going on? Something was weird. Weird was happening. Yeah, it's probably trying to, what does it cause when you, oh, he's probably trying to detox. Oh, yeah. He's ordering system team me on the street.

He's like, oh, my calling could you some cleaning? I'll tell you that much. So, Cam's basically like, well, well, Chef, before this, when this baby comes, I won't have a lot of time to shame you about your life decision. So let's get one last chance in right now. So I'm about to go into a new exciting chapter of my life. What's your new

exciting chapter? And please don't say ordering hot tea on a hot day. He's like, well, I'm gonna go to Chili, Buenos Aires, and I call my hair today. She's like, uh, Chef, how are you gonna evolve, marriage, babies? He's like, well, I'm not gonna have him with the wrong person if that's what you mean. So defensive. It's like you need to do this quick. It's like the end of Snow White, where she doesn't get her apple or whatever happens to the evil queen and she just starts aging really quickly. That's what's happening to Chef. I mean, they showed four years ago and she's like,

remember, look how much time flies and they showed four years ago. And it looks like it was 27 years ago. I know he was like young and Spray and it's like I feel like like the cleaning lady went into his attic and accidentally throughout his like Portrait of Dorian ship and so now he's like wait, what's happening? Oh Is that was that all that was a magic painting for you? Yeah, it's a gosh That was a magic painting for you. Yeah, it's a gosh. Garsh. I was supposed to stay young forever in that painting.

Damn Snow White, eti apple, eti apple. He's both Doreen Gray and Snow White. Doreen White. Doreen. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of the mouth? Mirror's like, I already had to look at Thomas Ravenel. So Cameron's like, well, I'm not a psychic because my predictions are always wrong.

And then they cut to the four years ago. And she's like, in two years, you'll be married. What I should have said was in two years, you're going to be 97 years old. So act quickly, Dorian. So he's like, I want to DeLorean. Garsh, I wish I could go back in time Garsh so he's like yeah, I'll probably wind up with an English chick or an Australian chick because those guys are buffoons Garsh

Waltz and Michele a Garsh Garsh not Garshan, not just getting this flip, not even either of them. Poor Darshan, blind me. Garshan, blind me. So she's like, I can't believe you just referred to yourself as a buffoon. That was my line. Now what I got to do myself. Oh, well, let's go back to that cobblestone street.

And he's like, course, Now what I got to do myself, oh well, let's go back to that cobblestone street. And he's like, of course, so much funny. And then he just sits there chomping with his mouth open, food flying everywhere. Oh, God, why are you so worried about who he's going to have sex with in Mary? Why don't you worry about telling him to keep his mouth closed while he eats? Yeah. So then we go over to Patricia's house where where she's playing with two little dog, little puffball dogs. One sort of got, one's like a white dog, one sort of like a skunky dog,

that's in like black and white sort of like, he apparently weighs as much as a bowling ball. I'm Patrick. And Patricia is basically becoming the Laquois of dog clothes. Like what are you wearing? She's doing dog tank. She's basically doing dog tank now because she's sitting on tank. She's basically doing dog tank now because she's sitting on the couch and Craig comes over and Michael removes the dogs and you know, Craig's like, well, Patricia, so I'm seeing a life coach,

which isn't therapy because, you know, I don't need therapy, I've got all the answers of myself. I can self-diagnose and she goes, hmm. Hmm. Hmm. I've got all the answers of myself. I can self diagnose and she goes hmm We did show up on dog tank with a without a freshly shaving face. I don't know if you have all the answers Balg tank your dog has drowned That's how you lose hunt that's how you lose on dog tank. Oh Well who puts dogs in a fish tank? You're not gonna start that up. You're not that dog don't swim.

No one says there's water in the tank. That's what takes her for, okay. They are all separate. You can put hamsters and tanks. I got my hamsters, always lived in fish tanks with no water, but had little shavings on the bottom and a wheel. Well, young man, I had the willows alone. I'd like to.

I was thinking about investing in your idea, but that dog don't swim. Jump! Here at Patricia Couture, we do high-end products covered in dogs and cats. I feel like those two concepts don't match. High-end product and covered in dogs and cats. That's what she's wearing. It is hilarious. It's like a Gucci. This is a Gucci. If you will. And Craig's like, if she goes, so, Craig, you're right. By the way, Craig went down to Kisser and that's when we got to see his cute little white butt. I mean, Craig, come on, Craig. Let's get mad.

I missed it. I missed it. Well, I really wound it like three times, just on, Craig. Let's get mad. I missed it. I missed it. Well, I really wound up like three times, just because, and I'm not really even a perv like that. I have the internet for perverted things, you know, but I was like, it's just so cute. Yeah. Come on. He's a little bity.

She's like, y'all right, Craig. And he said, well, you know, like toxicity is good to get rid of. Like, geez, Craig. She's like, yes, life is too short. By the way, did you see the sign that said, no, Catherine's a lad? How'd it appreciate it if you'd take a picture and send that to her? So Craig, I've been talking with the board of trustees of Patricia Couture,

and by board of trustees, I mean, she no comes and look comes in Michael. He's like, why does it smell like? Why does it smell like heaven in here? She's like, because there's a punch bowl filled a puffery right behind my head. Like, how big is that bowl of puffery? Is the biggest bowl of puffery I've ever seen my goddamn life. I, I fully missed the bowl of puffery, so I was also focusing on the giant cocktail

that Michael majes in. Aren't they delicious? We basically take inflatable flamingos and model them with vodka and I add strawberries. She's like, right now I'm an example pet outfit. We were thinking you can design a specialized pillow and we can manufacture it. I'm like, oh, I love your style. It's like a pyramid scheme.

So Craig is like, well, the opportunity you're giving me is everything I've said I've wanted. Like, finally, someone believes in pillows. Like all these years. He's like pillows All the sudden you look at your window and pillows are just gathering together in the street like oh my god We finally have a voice And also I want to talk about the fact the way they are sitting she's on her couch sitting very prim and he's in a chair with his legs crossed It looked like it was a yonla fixed my life. It was just amazing. This

like very formal interview moment of like business pillow business happening. Yeah, it's very own. Yeah, and so it was, it was very own and so Craig goes, not to be dramatic, but this is the break that any upcoming artist or designer would probably cut off in a appendage for. Go now for further. You're literally making pillows. It's like a square of material over a square of material. Oh my god, a muscle car is zooming down the street. Zooming down the street, muscle cars.

I tell you, assholes, every single one of them. So she's like, Craig may be an uncle head, but he's an endearing one, so I want to help him, help him with his pillow dream. And he sucks. So what do you ideas, Craig? And he's like, well, I was thinking dogs or cats or cat dogs. Maybe a dog that's like half a cat. Maybe I've seen that show in Nickelodeon called the cat dog.

You know, it's like a cat I want to, I want to add a dog on the other side. Like we could do those. Yeah, we can have like a cat that's on the beach With no we can have a cat that's on the beach and then we see a dog that's on the beach But he's high it could be like a hot dog Could it be like a dog with like shades on and a backward cap? Well like escape or be like on a cool dog. I wish I could think of a card game that these dogs could play together She's like, you know what?

Maybe it could just come to you. How about we have like a cat that's like hanging off of like one end of the pillow and just says, hang in there. Hmm. She's like, just sat on either a dog or a cat pillow. Could we do both? Hey, he literally goes, um, do you want like a partying dog or a partying dog?

I mean, like, not like, I mean, like, not partying like, like, like, not partying like alcohol, but like, partying like Palm Beach and like, cheeky, like, you know, but you're just like, hmm, I've made a huge mistake. I've really had a dog day. Craig, I don't want to blow your mind, but all I need is just a simple, you know, 26 inch by 26 inch Euro sham that has a picture of a dog on it, something real simple. That's it. Maybe it could just come to you.

And then he's riding his fingers again and smiling. Oh. Oh. Oh. like oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh If I use my creative whatever, I could figure it out. I'm so cool. Look, you've had two babies with Thomas. I figured someone should just come over with a pile of money and be done with it. You've earned it, sister.

Yeah, I was like, I felt bad for Catherine because she was so nervous and I'm like, you know, you're not like interviewing for McKinsey or like Boston Consulting Group. Like this is to be like a saleswoman at a department store. I was like, it's okay, just be like, I know fashion. I'm a celebrity. God, but I hate that feeling you get in job interviews.

Like going to like even waiting tables somewhere, like chilies or something, we're like this sucks, you know, you're like, why am I doing this? And then you get there and it's like, oh, I'm good enough, I can do this. Do you know how many play tech and carry at one time? Have you ever seen anyone marry cats at faster? Am I right now? I hate myself. I don't know, I've actually never been nervous at a job interview and I think it's because

I just love talking about myself. I think the more self-involved you are, the easier a job interview is. Oh my god. Well, you know, they're like just be yourself, but I can't be myself. I think the more self-involved you are, the easier job interview is. Oh my god. Well, you know, they're like just be yourself, but I can't be myself. I went to one one time and she goes, what's your risk quality? And I'm like, you know, laziness. I really just don't like doing anything. And she says, I didn't know why I didn't get that job. I was like, we had so much fun together. I'm back in college. So one thing that is that there's like corporate recruiting. So when you're a senior, there's like a little job fair. And then these different organizations come on campus and you sort of, I forget what you submit to them.

Maybe a resume or whatever, but you sort of indicate that you're interested and then they hold like the interviews on campus and then maybe you'll have a job lined up for after you graduate. And so I, I didn't know it, I knew I wanted to be a writer, but I was like, I need to get a job. Like, what sort of job can I do? So I submitted for Grey Worldwide,

which is advertising firm, and the NBA, because like, why not? And I didn't know how to prepare for this shit. I didn't know what to do. And so my roommate Jose was like, just be honest, you wanna be a writer, tell them you wanna be a writer. I was like, okay, sure. So I go in to this interview with the NBA

and they're like, so what do you wanna do? I'm like, I wanna be a writer. The dumbest, I mean, how would you, why would you ever tell the NBA you wanna be a writer and the next back to be hired? Oh yeah. That's my experience of job interviews. It was fine.

I don't think I would have been a good match. Why not? Because I want to be a writer. I'm trying to come to side. They're like, could you please, um, like write a rip? Can you please like do a report about like, um, Kobe Bryant stats? I don't know. I'll be like, once upon a time, Kobe Bryant stats. I'll be like once upon a time Kobe Bryant a handsome

man in the NBA. I thought, okay, you're fired. Kobe, is it just a beef or is it also a certain magical genus that comes with the most indicated and talented of basketball artists Why did you why do they hire this this man? You're like interior gymnasium Kobe Bryant walks in sits down on the bench. He's concerned. He's sad. He's thinking when will I step out of Shaxe shadow When will I because this of course is like 2001 step out of Shack's shadow? When will I? Because this of course is like 2001. Crosscut! Shack! Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is the end. Shack is on a ball. Kobe is still here. He can't see. I'm in pain.

What should I do about this situation? V.O. Shepherd. Eat the apple, gosh. Eat the apple, gosh. Yeah, that would have been great match. Anyway, let's go to Gwins. We're finally at Gwins, which looks like a dress bar and out in the middle of the

woods. And so Tathrin goes in and she goes, and she goes into the office with Marshall, I mean, the door slamming. It's really, it's really getting blatant now. It's really blatant now, Ronnie. I need to screw my door on Tide, or I'll do that today. I'll do that today.

No, but that was, that was like, it wasn't the door Tide, that was, you just let it go like, boom. I'll do that today. I'll do it after the time. No, but that was like, it wasn't the door's Titer. That was, you just let it go like boom. No, no, I was trying to close, you have to like close it forcefully with my hand. So I was trying to do it in a gentle way. But I need to screw it on Titer. I open and close it so many times

it's coming off the hinges. No, don't, because I like it. Yeah, so they're at Gwyn's and she, hold on. Oh yeah, the clerk is like, Oh, look at you, Catherine. Good to see you. She's like, hello, man. She's like, good to see you, honey. You are head to toe twins. Yeah, that was Madison, the daughter of Marshall, the heir of the twins empire. I mean, Madison is not Marshall. And Marshall's like, uh, oh yeah, she goes, Well, it's like my second home. It's great to be here.

And he's like, well, you've experienced a level of customer service we try to offer. Come to Gwen's America. How could you contribute to all culture, honey? She's like, well, shopping for this length of time of time. I don't know how to word it. I'm nervous. I could. I could. I could. I could. I could brain. I can't. I can't. I can't. I'm it right. I can't earn it right. And then they're like, well, how do you handle stress? I don't know how to describe it, but I guess the best way I handle stresses, I was like, please show a glip of her on the pier.

Thomas! Thomas! It's like, please don't cut to a bottle of absolute. So Catherine's like, I don't know how to describe it. I need water. My mouth is so dry. I need a moment. I need a pink. I know. I was like, no, you've already answered this question actually. How do you handle stress? And he goes, well, we sometimes ask difficult questions. I'm like, I handle it in dressing rooms. difficult questions. I'm like, I handle the interest in rooms. Could you bring my size and those silk strap shoulder poops? So then he's just like, I was so nervous for her. She's so cute. I know it was it was actually very cringe-worthy. This poor girl, I mean, just listen, listen, I actually get it. People get very stressed and they get anxiety in these situations and like that anxiety in these situations.

And like that sucks. That sucks. The sucks if that happens. And I was like, oh, this poor girl. So the daughter is such a low stakes job. That's a thing. It's like so low stakes, you know? It's low stakes to us, but we don't need the discount on those boots.

She does. That's a huge stake for her, you know? She's like, I'm living with a futon. I just watch older boots. So the daughter is like, I'm living with the futon. I just watch older bits. So the daughter's like, okay, Catherine, well, you know the goals that we're trying to achieve as a brand. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Um, I want to bring in people my age because people should be experiencing shopping outside of King Street. And I can bring people in. I can think people

like that I win. And he's like, well, we don't have a lot of turnover. She's like I think I already talked about carbs That's okay. I don't know how to make beds anyway And then the daughters like well Turn down sorry I ruined my own joke Well, they're so worried about turnover. I think maybe they are trying to just say, wait tables. Because that's not what they're like. Turn them and burn them.

Well, Madison gives like a total like bullshit response. She's like, well, you know what? It's good to keep the conversation going. Even if we don't have anything right now, you know, hashtag turnover. But we'll definitely keep you in mind. Next time we're thinking about maybe feeling a position. Maybe.

Well, I'm hoping that what Catherine was really doing here was saying, listen here, bitch. I hope she went into the store. She's like, listen here, bitch. You give me a discount for the rest of my life. And I will put you on TV. Yeah. I know what you should have done because that's some boss bitch bitchness right there. And I hope that that's what she did to you

She should have been like you are 45 minutes out of downtown in a swamp covered in trees And I just brought cameras to your shitty ass department stores You better hire me because I want to discount on those poofs. Hell yes, babe They're like we'll get back to you. Don't call us. We'll call you. Hmm So next up is Chelsea. Well, the will. Will. This salon.

Arm like Chelsea, what are you doing? So I'll just try and provide the music. But this salon, this salon needs one of two things, either Tabatha to come in or Hilli Santo Salmas, because it is just plain and sad. It is just white walls. We know that there is that very misguided wave mural that they don't even show anymore. Then it's just like white walls and then these strange like, is that crochet, like crochet things dangling on the wall?

You know, it looks like some sort of like wayward thing that came out of a loom, which is different than crochet. I get it, but still. A loom. Remember looms? I used to do those as a kid. Yeah. They're back.

My nieces do loom-y type things, but they're with like this rubber string shit. Oh no. I used to do that thing where you get like a piece of cardboard. You know, like you cut out like a piece of cardboard, you know, like you cut out like a piece of cardboard for something and then you cut the little slits on the on both sides, you put the string around, you make that like sort of guitar thing with the strings and then you take your shuttle and go, which is like, basically a pencil and go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.

Loom. Yeah, and I make like a lot of it. It makes me laugh. It is because it's funny. It's like this big thing. It's also funny. It's also funny just thinking of Chelsea looming hair You know and speaking of she's dealing with rubber string which is Shep's hair

And he's like so proud that he took a shower today. He's like look I go my hair It feels weird. I'm a discus Feels weird like when wind blows I can feel it on my scalp. Is that normal? weird like when wind blows I can feel it on my scalp. Is that normal? Gosh aging. I'm not gonna slow down for anyone. Ain't nobody gonna slow me down. What's the rest of the lyrics? I slow down. She's like, are you trying to get that fade sick? And he's like, hmm, not really. I'm just here to tell you that I'm so much better than Austin. He's getting so much Poutine. He's getting more tang than a grandson at Mima's house on Sunday before church Tell you would get that

Speaking of church, I can't wait to go back there because I'm living a very church-like lifestyle now as opposed to Austin like lifestyle now, as opposed to Austin, who's just going out and partying and like, partying and girls and partying. Austin could be a preacher in church, he's got so many girls on their knees. She's like, okay, it's like, all right now. I get what Austin's trying to do to me right now. I'll get what I was doing, the ma.

I don't get any pleasure from hooking up with a lot of girls. I get pleasure out of watching Vietnam by Ken Burns. Gosh. I don't know if he's trying to look better in my eyes, but he smells like yesterday when mental Benson in hedges. So he might want to start there. Benson in hedges. So now we go to Nico. It's the big Nico unveiling. It's places looking super cute. Naomi shows up to greet her dad and Yolanda Foster, which was really cool. Nice Liberty cameo there. Yeah, she's like, believe me. She's like later, mom. Okay, this is about the restaurant. So Thomas is Thomas and Asher getting ready. And he's like, kupa, kupa, specifically

tailored this jacket for me. He said, this is the sort of jacket that any heterosexual man would be proud to wear. And no gay man would ever be caught wearing it. I don't know why Cooper was monologue about it, but I took it, I accepted it. I'm only allowed to wear this jacket when I'm out with somebody of the opposite sexual nature

So she's like I need a banana teota rating because witness says it's bad for you I was like Whitney you are gross enough without walking around without hearing old woman Hold on, man. Ashley also looks terrifying. So I think this is the beginning of whenever I don't know what, what this is the beginning of, but she's acting crazy on Instagram and she looks like she was created by not Tim Robbins. Who's the guy who makes nightmare before Christmas and all those? Oh, um, Mary to hell on the bottom carder for a long time. I know.

I know. You guys know who I mean. Tim. No, it's not Tim. Now it's Danny. No, Danny Elpens, the composer. You know, it is Jim. It is Jim from Batman, Edward Susserhands.

OK, I got to look at that. We're going to go crazy. OK. People are hitting their steering wheels. And I love it. Batman director, please don't give me Chris for no, because that's not what I'm asking for Tim Burton. Tim Burton, yeah, there you go.

Yeah. Thank you, Ben. I'm glad we figured that out. So yeah, Ashley's like, I texted Katharine and she hasn't texted me back. And I still want to know if she wants to go to Trick or Treating with the kids. Even Thomas has some common sense here.

He's like, I wouldn't do that. She doesn't want to do it. And if we do it, it's going to remind her that you're the one taking care of the kids, not her, not even dangerous taking the kids. It's you. And she's like, but maybe I should say so. He's like, I wouldn't do that. But I mean, I mean, no, don't do that.

Okay, I'll do it. Yeah. And then of course it cuts to him doing just that at the last party. Yeah. He's like, I'm going to be taking those children trick-or-treating with their new mother, Ashley. I understand. Catherine not wanting to share the special moment with the woman who may or may not be in

my life a very long time. I'm like, well, that's like Rick commitment right there to Ashley. And she's like, well, speaking's like great commitment right there to Ashley. She's like, well, speaking of our lens, I've tried text and current. She hasn't texted me back. And then he actually had the audacity to say, a no response means no.

I'm like, well, so you do know that because from what I've been reading, you don't know that, sir. No means no. Yes. So she's like, well, I just don't want stress. I think yes you do. Of course you do. You're an awful, awful woman. I just want her to know. I'm not following for it.

I'm actually a little torn. You know why? Because my first instinct is to be like, oh, this dirty bitch, you flew across the country. She just wants to be on TV. She's with Thomas Ravin. I just want to get her her her hands on that fortune. But then part of me also feels like that's just the narrative that we give to women. And like, like, I feel like is she, she just might be collateral in the situation. Like why, like why here's why here's why because we saw the clip at the beginning of the season where they're, you know, how they do the flashback. Do do do do do do. And she's like, she's telling you, she's telling you're horrible thing,

she's saying horrible things. Oh well, first of all, she spent Mother's Day with this woman's kids. Sure. She showed up ready for a fight at that lunch. It was shocked that she didn't have, like she's coming for war and she's not getting it. And she did wear those short shorts at Chaps birthday,

which was her way of being like, yeah, these short shorts do not make sense with my outfit right now, but they're showing off my legs. So step back, Catherine, you're right. I'm mad at her again, the short shorts. I have to always remember the short shorts. Thank you. I just, but I had to express that because I do, sometimes I do feel weird. Like, you know, another woman comes in and then she's automatically, the villain and it's like, why? Why? You know? But now I'm like, but the short shorts remind me that there was an actual reason behind it behind the villainy. It wasn't just

like, like underlying misogyny in our culture. You're like, it's not misogyny. It's because of a slutty outfit. No, it's because she was trying to mark her territory. Yes. So next we go over to the party. Yet me. So Thomas and Ashley come and someone mentioned the way I was reading comments on Facebook and someone's like, why does he always get out of the car like that? How does he get out of the car? I need to focus on it next time. I don't know.

Does he like car wheel out? Do I not notice it? I don't know. We need to look at him because everybody's like, he does on it next time. I I don't know. Does he like cartwheel out? Do I not notice it? I don't know. We need to look at time because everybody's like he does at every single time. I'm guessing he gets like out of the car in a special way to avoid tripping on his old band balls. But yeah, it'd be great. It's crotch. Yeah, we'll look next time. So everyone's arriving.

Naomi's gay will sing is matching with Austin and Austin's like, uh, whoa. Then Cameron Cameron shows up saying, whoa, um, then Cameron, Cameron shows up saying, I'm pregnant and then she's in a blazer. So Catherine shows up in this like black turtle neck that actually looks amazing. She looks, she's like very chic. I'm like, what should have worn that like when I bet she didn't get it at wins. I'm going to see that right now. Do you think so?

Yeah. That's when she only stops at wins. I don't know. If, if win is supplying this really awesome journal neck I may have to reconsider everything I just said about them So Thomas goes up to Nico's parents or Naomi's parents and he's like Bob Watts, huh? Ta boo boo co Shay crochet loomy loom loom and they're like and they're like, oh, oh,

see, oh, oh, let me all do like stupid American, they put up, they put up subtle for his French, it's just question marks. Yeah.

And then did you see Thomas checking out Catherine? He's like, they just I see it. He's like, his eyes going up and down and up and down. down and I mean the camera's like lingering on him And he's just like looking up and like over and over because the first He's like wow you look great and then he just steps back and it's just like up and down up and down up and down Like his boner is like knocking over marching glasses on tables I was like the only thing that could get my boner more than half staff to see in those bruises on your arm

You got when I had your forcefully tested for alcohol, Poison and brawn. Yeah, so sexy Thomas, you're a real flirt. So Catherine and Ashley exchanged, you know, a cordial hug and then Thomas, you know, he's like, you look great. Oh no, actually no, Ashley was like, oh my god, like this bowing down, bowing down, gesture, bowing down. She's like, what? Because I'm tall. No, well, I mean, there's that too. But I mean, you are kind of like an Amazon. What can I say? Yeah. So she said that they're lunch. She's, oh, she's so gross. I hate this woman, Ashley. So Catherine's like, what's that? In terms of it's a cash and it's basically it's a hanker

Jeff in his front pocket. I thought he said plushette. Well I wrote cash and I wrote cash in it and bo set. Or maybe it's close sets. Close sets. It's a exam. A set. It's a close. I like the fact that Thomas is just tearing around a close over his breast He's like, would you like to see what's under his close then, Arlen? A lot to have a dramatic reveal. Jax and could have learned a thing or two close. It's a breast or it's a chicken called on blue. Thomas does his possum laugh a few times in this one too, where he thinks he's like being charming but he just looks like a possum about to attack.

Yeah. So yeah, so let's see, the French name for a pocket square is, I don't know, Carrey, the post, okay, whatever. So, uh, Thomas, so he's like, well, you know, the big of the cast and over, the big of the Suzanne plushette. So of the Susanne Placette. So basically, the husband gets bored with a wife because she's boring. And the husband's ride. He takes a lover and then cleans up after he jizzes all over the place, right? So he then he uses a big Susanne Placette. You know what I'm saying? He probably has done that to Susanne Placette. She's like, I'm never going to Charleston

again. Rest in peace. So he's like, he naturally. It's not to piss off Ashley. I don't even think he knows she's there. And sure enough, he's like, he's got this gigantic basically bottle in a glass of wine. And he's just looking Catherine up and down and trying to make stupid old man coming on rag jokes. Oh, he's so cool. As she's like in the background doing cheerleading moves, she's basically trying to wave in an airliner. She's like, hello, over here, over here. She's like doing fish face with her hands on her mouth. You know, like anything, raspberry, he's like,

I feel like there's some commotion over there from one of the service. Yeah, as she's like, do you have a wine that helps with ovulation? Oh my god, a plushit. So then Catherine speaks bad French back to Thomas. She's like, well she's bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, which apparently means I know you love me a lot, you little cabbage. It actually sums up a lot of things.

And, uh, Katherine's like, I actually feel bad for Ashley, because this is really rude. So, Chef and Austin are trying to interrupt you. According to the internet, I think the word is po-shit. Well, that was a long Google. Yeah, it's like, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it do, did, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it, did it do, did it do, did it do, did it, did it do, did it do, did, did it do, did it, did it, did it, did it do, did it little bit. And he's like, she didn't even touch it. Oh, yeah.

It was just the tip. Garsh, get it. So, uh, he's watching jealous. Yeah. He's watching. Yeah. He's watching. I mean, Chef watches jealousy is Austin says hide a Chelsea and has his arm around her.

Cozing up and everything. And then they sort of like walk off. And then chef was like, Garsh. And then she up, I was like, gosh. And Cameron's like, well, you lost your shot with her forever. He's like, really? And it's like flash back to you. Hey, remember that time you grabbed Chelsea and tried to kiss her behind your bar

when Austin was in the other room? Yeah, really nice. So Austin and Chelsea go talk to each other to themselves. And they go into separate corners and just talk to them to each other to themselves. And they go into separate corners. You just talk to themselves. Great show, guys. Great show.

You're making great TV here. So they go talk to each other privately. And she's like, well, shit came by today. And he just wanted to canceling. And he said, you're the one getting with women in party now. It's like you're him two years ago. He's like, well, maybe my my tooth my gum decay is like his I don't even wait. Why am I talking about gums? You guys I just got lost in my own notes band take over man

I'd like to welcome Ben Mandelkir to the stage. I Would like to point out that the flock of parents have just arrived I felt it you could feel it. Oh my god. There's so many out the window and they're all green Oh my god. There must be like 12 the window and they're all green. Oh my god There must be like 12 of them. They're all flying around. Oh They're gone get over it man drop it. They're so pretty Loud and annoying like they're their their squawks or and well the squawks aren't even annoying But their squawks are just like not pretty squawks and not they're not like

Tweet tweet tweet like rar rar rar Anyway, but they are, tweet, they're like, raw, raw, raw. Anyway, but they are pretty, at least they're pretty. What am I talking about? Okay, so Austin and Chelsea are talking, and so she's like, well, she's like, well, she's like, you're like a real ladies man, like hooking up a lot, like, parting a lot, and I was like, oh, that's like, it's like laughable.

Like, that's like, I'm trending towards grapefruit, okay? And passion fruit. Okay, that's like, that's what my life is about now. Now, you know what's like, I don't know what that's like I'm trending towards grapefruit, okay, and passion fruit Okay, that's like that's what my life is about now, you know, it's like I don't know She's like so you're gonna say something to him and get punched in the yaw. He's like I will like not tonight like maybe a little bit later She's like oh When he comes by pretending with somebody else Are you gonna least give him one of those like flowers? He's like oh, it's a real flower. Then you squeeze it It's like water comes out you can do that to him. You can put something on his chair.

So when he sits down, it sounds like he farted in front of everybody. At least going to slap him anywhere. He's like, no, I'll just do it later. I'll just talk to him privately. She's like, I think that Austin doesn't have a backbone. And that's like really unattractive. I'm like, you know, here's the thing I get. I actually, I understand like, there is something really sexy about like,

when a guy is like, has a backbone. But I also feel like, like, this, like going on being like a guy can only be attractive if he has a backbone just contributes to like, toxic masculinity. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that's my liberal, lefty, you want it, okay? Okay.

No, it's like, because it's like, it's that whole thing that causes like gaze to get punched in the face by some asshole dudes like, well, I gotta do something otherwise she's not gonna find me attractive. And I'm not blaming women for it. I just think that like, we are all contributing to this, okay? Listen, that's what I feel like. Well, I just thought it was funny, because she's like, he didn't have a backbone. He cares too much about whatever one thinks.

I'm like, you work for a hair salon where people literally go to look better in public. Sorry that Austin wants to handle this in like a common mature fashion. Sorry. Yeah, and also, Shep gets a lot of poutine around him and he wants to make sure that he can still have access to it.

Yeah. That'd be honest. So, bait and arrives and well, also, by the way, the reason why Austin doesn't want to have a big confrontation is because what Shep was saying is probably true. And he knows that if he comes at Shep, he's going to have to be forced into, like, lying and being like, why would you say that? I'm at home reading Jane Austen.

Yes, true. Yes, true. So Peyton arrives and, uh, just to put Chelsea at ease, Austin and Shep both jumper immediately. They're, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, No, Catherine's like killer with kindness. It's like you should have sent down at your interview. I'm do you want to pick that said immediately. Um, so he's like, I'm so sorry, Austin's like so sorry about how you were 3 dead the other day at my party. You little little and just like, what a pussy.

Pussy patrol, pussy patrol. You're getting a ticket, sir. Um, bait was like, I've never been spoken to that in my life. And I lived in LA for five years. And worked at a dog channel. Okay, I worked in Fanderpump pets. Yeah. And I've still never been spoken to you that harshly. I do want to say though, I thought it was sort of funny and such a bitchy way. The way that Naomi was like rolling her eyes, but having to go talk to Peyton and then she's like, oh okay and she walks over and she's like, hey, how's it going?

I was like, oh you are so phony, so phony but I love that. Well, I liked that the women deal with each other the same way that the men deal with them because she's like, you look amazing by the way. Okay, you look amazing now. Let me tear your part. Actually Naomi did a really good job. She did a good job. Like even if it was insincere, she hit all the beats because some people don't know how to hit those beats even if they're being insincere and she was like you know, Lewis and you know, I only big apology with all of us about Craig. It wasn't about you and I think it was like I'm not above you at all

Like that's ridiculous for me to even say that and so being psych I Know it has to do with him because if you're that angry It has to do with love and you just know that we just want to just be like get out of my fucking restaurant You stupid bitch don't even say that stupid crap to me. She's like yeah Yeah, she knows she knows how to apologize because she got everything she did wrong and listed it Which is what everybody needs in an apology. And she's like, I am just human, but I let Chelsea get to the best of me. And you know, like, look, I should have, I cut you down and I shouldn't have done that.

And Java, Java, Java, she's like, are you mad again? No, it's just how I talk French. She's like, okay, well, I appreciate that and I forgive you. And then they hug and Naomi's like, I guess the root of this is that I'm not over Craig. And I'm like, oh, no, he started. Like a little manufacturing company now. You're really going to be pissed. I'm like, at what point, how, at what point did you have this epiphany? Was this like before or after you like secretly put on like a like a human tracker on him, you know? So then Whitney shows up he's like, I just flew in from LA mother and my arms are so tired Yeah, that joke and then they're all like

Yeah, that joke and then they're all like The joke it's like the boss comes in and tells the joke they'll have to laugh. Yeah, so dinner Sheps like Whitney sip by me Gorshila floor floor that was French and he's like I'm taking that last lobster leg. And Austin's like, geez, Way to go, Shabby's like, Stain your lane, Austin. I was like, ooh, you just proved your masculinity with that last lobster leg.

Chalice is like, I'm getting so horny watching him fight over that lobster leg. I like a real man with backbone. Is it weird that I'm jealous? Is it weird that I'm jealous of a crab league? So, um, so yeah, so Shep and Winnie are just like looking at Austin who's sitting directly in between Peyton and Chelsea and just you know Yeah, having all the admiration from all the ladies and chef is a

So finally ship just goes outside because he's had he's had enough and and she up as a car. So finally, she just goes outside because he's had enough. And T-Rab and Ashton are making out at the table, being disgusting and Catherine's watching them. And she's like, eh, she's like, I'm really proud of myself. We're not being jealous.

It feels really good to give zero fucks about these two. But that being said, they're disgusting. So I'm gonna go outside too. Yeah, pretty much. So Shell, Whitney and Shep are still talking over there. And Shep's like, look at Austin stuck between two paramores. Wow, looks like he's in a situation, doesn't it? And he does that like old text as he kind of talking whenever he's trying to be charming.

And he just grosses me out that guy and when he's like looks uncomfortable Looks like he's working overtime Mother he just doesn't like that mother says he's just trying to He just lurping up actual oyster shells and chomp into this job Chelsea's like I think Chelsea's fucking hot garbage my god. You're so gross No, then he tattletails. Oh, no, then then he goes over there and then Austin comes to Whitney and he starts tattletailing right well Because now chef chef and Catherine are both outside now just talking like remember when we met yeah Garish and she's like yeah, it's like flashback to being like can you show me how to serve

gosh and she's like yeah and it's like flashback to being like can you show me how to serve. So then Austin comes over to Tatl tail to Whitney. He goes next to Whitney and he's like he's like he's like chef is like trying to make me look like I'm some sort of lady's man like I'm like partying every single night and like all I do is drink beer and taste beer and talk about chasing pasta fruit and grapefruit notes you know and like that's like not true. So Whitney's basically, so at this point, T-Rab goes outside with Ashley because he's sick of hearing about this and he goes and tells Chef that Austin's complaining about him and then Whitney's listening to Austin and Whitney's like, well, as I am the executive booster of this show and you know it'd be fun. If you guys fought in person, so hey, let's

bring out Chef and I was like, no, no no no no please don't please please don't no okay and Chelsea's like well don't worry we've got your back the season is about girl power you big woozy poos and he's like come't it? And Whitney's like, well, mother says that his contention is that you were speaking to Chelsea about a sick wave. And chefs like, oh, here's what a garce said. I said you're having a lot of garce fun downtown, downtown garce these garstays. And it's like the old me. And he's like, well, his contention is you like the mother, no one nice to mother. And Austin's like, old me and he's like well his contention is You like the mother no one nice to mother and Austin's like shut up, okay?

I'm trying to say is that you're you're trying to say you're good and I'm bad And he's like well if it was perceived like that I would like to apologize to the taxpayers for the communication And then he shakes his hand So much the misrepresentation and Austin's like all right sounds hand. He's like so much to the misrepresentation. Oh, and Austin's like, all right, sounds good. And Chelsea's like, oh, and he's like, all right, so Chelsea, you wanna go hook up? She's like, no.

You're pussy, no backbone. Yeah, she's grossed out. Yeah, so then that's basically how it ends with her just like her lady boner just wilting away because he doesn't have any backbone. And I don't know. And like I said before, I get it. It can be really hot when a guy is just like, and I understand by saying this, I'm contributing

to exactly what it's complaining about. But it can be really hot when a guy can sort of stand up from firm self. But like, I don't know, this is not a, like it's hot when a guy, like maybe tracks like chases after someone who's still here per so whatever. But like forcing, like yelling at chef because chef said, like said something about you, I don't know, that seems like a bit much.

Yeah, that's a great idea. Well she probably, to be fair, she probably also didn't want to go home with Austin because she doesn't want to go home with Austin. She knows he's a lady's man. They just made it look like she didn't want to go home with Austin because she doesn't want to go home with Austin She knows he's a lady's man. They just made it look like she didn't want to go home because he wasn't you know being mask Yeah And also he'll probably steal all the beer out of refrigerate or leftover, you know, yeah, yeah Do you want to talk some Southern charm New Orleans? Well, sure

So the big thing for this episode, there were a few things going on, but the big thing was the fallout from that big fight that they had with that, what's the space, Barry told off that guy at John Moody's party. There was a guy who called to make it insecure and then she's like, oh, you're just a parrot and he's like, well, the only thing that lives a parrot here is you, because it looks like your face. And I'm like, excuse me, there are parrots outside my window. How dare you?

How dare you say these things? Yeah. So Barry chased the guy out. This guy, we were talking about him last week, like, who is this queen? He is like an Instagram. He has like three million followers on Instagram. He's an Instagram comedian.

So I was like, oh, okay But so Barry is like, you know, he's like you faggot or whatever he said and so this is the the the fallout from him saying the upward Yeah, and I'm not really buying it not really but yeah, my screen just roll back on roll back on over here I was like I'm not really buying the whole thing. It did lead to some fun stuff. I like this episode because it brought in more characters. I really like that they're using Rachel Moore.

I think she is great. And I think that I love how she talks in that accent. And I like that she's just so honest with everybody. Because the girls get together for like an after or a brunch or whatever. At what's the lady's name? Nikkele? Nikkele.

Nikkele. I just love. I think Nikkele is hilarious and she needs to be a regular character on this. She's just like super rich lady. She's Benny Poppins. Oh no. Oh no. Benefactor.

Employee. And Benny Poppins is the butler on this show and he's just hilarious gay. He does kind of like this He's like oh damn I don't want to talk about it Hey monsome shrimp and grids those are my specialty like wait Fine He's like I need to take a Zanax today. I Don't know how to do you know why you're different I'm a European I know it's like some European I'm trying to be the new, the new oil and taxent.

No, all the new oil. I had to do all the taxent. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like a brunch and they, why would, why did, why did it turn to a big fight again? I don't remember because I was watching that. Yes, Tamika is an asshole, okay. This is my main problem with the show. I don't enjoy hating Tamika. I just think she's a horrible human being an horrible friend.

I just don't like her at all. She comes in, she refuses to say she's wrong about anything. And Rachel's like, well, you know, you're wrong. So you got to say you're wrong. Just, you know, say it. say she's wrong about anything. And Rachel's like, well, you know, you're wrong. So you got to say you're wrong. Just, you know, say it. And she's like, no, because she was calling out what's his name, the lawyer. I was, I was for his name Justin.

I think she was calling out Justin about not being trying to make it look like he's not in love with his girlfriend. Yes. And making a scene, et cetera, at the at the at ring ends launch party. Ring ends, doin' knockers. So she starts this whole defense, which I really hate on these shows,

where she's like, well, if you can't take it, I'm sorry, but I just tell the truth. I tell the truth. No, you're not telling the truth. You're telling your truth. That is not the same, you're giving your opinion. Okay, that's not the truth. I tell the truth. No, you're not telling the truth. You're telling your truth. That is not the same. You're giving your opinion. Okay, that's not the truth.

And nobody needs to hear your fucking opinion every second of their day. Nobody needs to button into their relationships, telling them who they should and shouldn't be with. Shut the fuck up, lady. You wouldn't want somebody coming up to you and telling you your husband sex. And he's not really...

Yeah, well also like, yeah. And also like the truth. Just because you may know the truth or you may have thoughts on the truth, doesn't mean you just, you just save them anytime, anywhere in any tone. And then it starts called time and place. Yeah, time and place.

And that's what they're telling her. Regan's like, there's a place and there's a time and there's a door knocker thing that people are gonna try and buy. And you know, stop getting the way my knockers and came. And Tamika starts getting mad because they're telling her the truth. So for somebody who loves spouting the truth, she sure can't think it, you know, absolutely. And basically,

many, many pop and skips come again when they're arguing and he backs out of it, because they're just screaming and yelling. And he's like, he makes this like grown like, he must be like the long lost love child of Bernie from Adrian Malooves. Manchin. Oh, no, do not put Bernie evil on little Benny Poppins. Benny Poppins. I'm going to ruin the least of Andapump live. Okay. So, Nikelle, I'm sorry, so, uh, Tameka storms for Kay. So, Nikkele, I'm sorry, so Tamiqa storms out. But then, you know, a few scenes later,

she comes back to Nikkele and it's like, well, you know, I feel bad about what I did. So I wanna have like a swamp tour. I wanna have like a little lunch because we can all get on a boat and we can all apologize and talk things out. And, you know, Nikkehil, you're a swamp instructor. She's like, I know because I've taken so many outsiders

to the swamps that they were like, you can just be a swamp term. Just like one swampy lady. We can have an out of Africa theme. That's what it'll be like, out of Africa. Has a black woman, surely you'll appreciate that, right? Out of Africa to make us like, oh, yeah, just like, please stop saying that.

She says out of Africa, I think 20 times in this episode. Because when Tamika finally does show up for this, like swamp tour, she's like, oh, he has to like, please stop saying that. She says out of Africa, I think 20 times in this episode. Yeah, I could. Because when Tamika finally does show up for this, like swamp tour, she's like, oh my God, I love that dress. It is so out of Africa. And Tamika's just like, she's just like laughing because it's so ridiculous. It's so like tone deaf, you know?

You know. And then later on when they actually get on the boat and she's like, well, out of Africa, and she's like, okay, you know what? We're not in Africa. This is a swamp. These are alligators. There's nothing about this that looks like Africa.

You can't have a party with a bunch of black people and say out of Africa. She's like, what's that out of Africa? She's like, okay, fine. Africa out of. Okay. So they get on the boat and, you know, Tamika tries to apologize for anything that she's done and she's like, well, you know, swamps, alligators and I may have done things and alligators. So anyway, cheers French 75.

But let's say it won't say sorry. She just refuses to say sorry, you know. Yeah. And Gion also had a scene with Barry, which was awesome. Yeah. Which is actually wanted to circle back to that stuff. That's what I was going to kick off about. But yes, tell about the Gian scene. So the last year before the Gian scene, I actually want to talk about the scene that preceded it on this storyline, which is that Barry got together with Tameca's brother and also Justin and was like, yeah, man, I was like, I was going crazy after that guy was talking about my wife. And they're like, yeah, but you can't really say the F-40s. Like, I know, I know.

It was poor choice of words. I just, I mean, I don't believe in that word. I just wanted to hurt him because I knew he would have heard him. And they're like, yeah. But when I was a kid, he said, when I was a kid and you fought with somebody, that's what you would, you would call them so that they had to fight with you because if somebody,

if you're called that word, you have to fight. Right. Otherwise, you're not like, they'll keep picking on you. Right. So basically he's making it worse. Because I wanted a physical altercation with this guy. Like, well, no, well, no, what's making it worse is that he's promoting this idea that to be gay is to be lesser than, or to be less, or like not as much of a man. And that like, it's like aligning the idea

that to be feminine in just in general life is a bad thing. So he's doing all of that with his excuse. So already it's like very problematic. And like, I know what he's saying. Like I understand, like you know, you're gonna come at me. I'm gonna come at you with a thing

that's going to hurt you the most. So I recognize that, but when his friends are like, yeah, but it's like as black men, if someone's used the N word with us, you know, like it's like that. And he's like, yeah, poor choice of words. The way he was sort of casual about like, yeah, that was bad. Poor choice of words.

I was like, I don't think you're realizing like really what you're doing right now, you know, so then we get the G-On scene. So you can pick it up with the G-On scene because I think that's what you were. You were getting to like, let's meet. And we're going to meet in a park because I'm not buying your dinner. We're going to watch what we have this discussion. So they meet and she's like, yeah. So what's with that?

And he's like, well, you know, I just got so mad I said it. She goes, but you said it three times I heard. So, and he's like, well, but, you know, just one of those things and she's like, yeah. So we were gonna go into business and we're not gonna go into business now. Because when I'm in business with somebody, that reflects badly on me and I'm gonna have people like, really lady, you're going into business with somebody who uses that language

and so I'm not doing it. And he's like, oops. Yeah, and he still was a little like his response was more like, yeah, it was just a poor choice of words, which I think in an apology, if he said, I shouldn't have used that word, I was trying to be hurtful, it was the heat of the moment, but then he also then talked about the gravity of it and how, if he showed real, serious, contrition, I'd be like, okay, apology accepted, but he was just like, ooh, poor choice of words. Oh, well, you know, and I just, so I really respected Gion for doing that.

And I think it's funny that they're trying to make her the villain when she's actually being the most upstanding person. I don't think they're trying to make her the villain. Well, to this. To Mika is. They're trying to make it seem like she's latching on and she's up in everyone's business. Well, who listens to Mika? She's an idiot. I mean, I don't think anybody watching this show is like, oh, to me, and those what she's talking about, like she's just a moron

and so is Barry, they deserve each other. So then back at this, oh, then there's a conversation with Tamika with her cousin, who's like her husband, which is weird. Um, and, um, he's gay. It's like her gay husband or whatever and she's telling him oh, and then I had brunch with the girls and they're yelling at me and then and then like I'm supposed to say sorry Well, sorry, they're truth and he's like actually that was really bad and you should fucking say you're sorry And she's like oh, well I listen to him. So I guess I do have to say sorry. So they have this brunch there on the swamp and She refuses she gives this big long speech, but refuses to apologize. Yeah. And Barry kind of does the same thing where he's like, I'm really sorry, I would never say that

to you to the gay guy. Like, I would never say that to you. It's just, that's from my childhood. And he tells that story again. And then the person gives a big speech. Well, before that, though, like, so he's saying, like, well, it's the childhood, and they're all talking about, they're all saying they wouldn't use the F word, and John will just like, I grew up, I was really home of Fobark, and I found that I became an artist and had great apps, and I realized, wait, gay men are my audience.

So no, but he was like, but I learned and everything. But they were talking about masculinity, and the things people say and Jeff was weighing in on like Block Rims and the NFL and everything. And it was interesting because they were having an enlightened conversation about masculinity and these things that people say. But they still were really promoting this idea of that, you know, you have to be super masculine. And again, that to, you have to be super masculine. And again, that

to be gay is to not be masculine. They really, I don't think they realized it. And I was like, this is, to me, I was actually fascinated by this and it was sort of sad to watch this. And it was sort of going around and around. And finally, the gay was like, okay, I'm going to step up, you know, and he finally addressed all these things that I'm talking about, which is like, you know, he's like, this is my truth. I have to live in this fear all this truth. You're talking about this fear of like, I'm in a locker room and I might be, you know, like if someone thinks I'm gay, I have to like a certain my masculine and he's like, I've got to deal with that every single day of my life. And by the way, I'm not less of a man. I'm as much of a man as a foot

you, the football player, you, the personal trainer and Justin's like, what am I? Am I not a man? I'm just like, no. But it was like a very emotionally charged and well-spoken speech where he really was like, you guys have to shut up. Like this, when you say those words, it affects me, it affects my safety. I wasn't using these words, but this is what he was conveying.

It affects who I am. And that's, I mean, it goes for me and Ronnie too, really. And I actually got emotional during the scene, not because I'm like, I'm gay. But I was like, it was the emotional, the emotion in the scene was so real and was so intense. I thought it was great. Yeah, so that was, you like that?

No, no, it was great. I just, I mean, I agree. Great. No, I just, I felt like that better this time because I liked all the other characters that were in it. I think they need that. I think they need all those other characters to be in it.

I really like Rachel, and then Rachel takes Reckon to the side after the swamp tour, and she's like, listen, like, you know, I'm very honest about what my husband's going through. Like we call the NFL not for long because people don't understand what it's like They understand the parties and they understand the money and they think it's always fabulous But then you know you end up with brain damage and all this stuff And she's like you can't say that you're supporting your husband and they get an apartment in the French quarter I mean exactly like you can't do that and break it's like well It's different for me because like

Rachel's husband is like your brain on drugs and my husband is like like your brain at brunch you know like a much nicer egg it's like still more solid like he's like her husband is ex-holland days and my husband is like a hard boiled egg. Like, it's like, Benedict and mine's like eggs of quarantine. Yeah, so she doesn't listen to a damn thing that she's saying. Yeah. And Rachel's like, well, look,

if you do this, you're going to end up divorced. You will. And I was like, bring Rachel on full time. Bring the Cal on full time. Demote Tamika's stupid ass. To make it back. I don't mind Tamika. I don't mind.

I mean, she's stubborn and she is, she's ridiculous, but I actually, I like her. I feel like she's a good person for this show. Like as a character, I do not say to moat her. I say keep her. I like this show a lot because honestly, the gay stuff, that's like real shit. This, this football play, this football stuff, like the CZ, that's like like it's real and like I I always say the best Reality shows deal with stuff that like you know like I can't identify with CTE but I mean I don't think so but But it's real shit and that's compelling TV and that's why I liked it and I also have to say what I did appreciate was that Barry I think very finally did

Realize that like, like, what, how is language is more than just like, oh, poor choice of words, it's like, that shit affects people's lives, that like, that impacts people, that like, that impacts their physical safety, like they're, the reason why like, gay people can't go to certain small towns

or can't like, be themselves is because they will get beaten up, literally attacked. And like that language contributes to a culture that does that. And I think he started to realize that because you know, obviously that's also why we like one of many many reasons why we would why you should never and would never say the end word because it contributes to all sorts of shit. And I you know, so I was happy that I think it really sunk in with him. And I was, I hope it sunk in with other viewers. Well, there you go. That brings us to the end of Southern charm. New Orleans.

Serious, serious Southern charm. I really like the show. I really like it. I hope you're starting to like it more. Yeah, I like this one more. But you know, it's not really about, like I have to say, it's not really about what I like and don't like. Like, I don't really care if I like the shows. Like, if we're recapping the shows, we're recapping the shows, we're not going to love everything we watch. I just like to have fun and make fun of the shows. I mean, I would like doing that if it was anything.

So, like, I just don't want it to become in every week. Do you like it yet? Do you like it yet? Because I might never, you know, but I'll still like talking about it with you. Fine. Fine. I'll get off your back about it. Yeah, because I just don't like it yet because I might never you know but I'll still like talking about it with you. Fine. Fine. I'll get off your back about it. Yeah because I just don't like it being like about saying I like or not like this. So I just like to make fun of the shows. You know. Okay. That's what's fun. I'm here for you babe. You know what it is. I'm here to spend time with my little

Ben Samoony. You know what it is because I like this show and I hope it's finding an audience and that's why I wait if the if this show I like I like to really declare how much I hope it's finding an audience and that's why I, if it's a show I like, I like to really declare how much I like it because I want people who aren't watching it to start watching it. So my vow is to not make it about what I like and don't like and just concentrate on what's funny about it. Okay. Yeah.

And that's why I vow to you, audience, at this very special ending of an episode. Yeah, we'll be back with our listener mail back next week. But you know what, we've had a long, long week, and I think we're just going to end the episode now. Oh my God, so excited! Everybody, thank you so much for all you give us. We've had a great week here at this show and look forward to many more great weeks with you.

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