Watch What Crappens - SouthernCharm: Hatin' On Peyton

Episode Date: May 5, 2018

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Rapins! Hey everyone, welcome to Watch or Crap Bins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mantelker from BSIBlog.com and the Bantra Blender podcast. Joining me today on this Friday, this Friday in the South and by South I'm in the South of California. It's Ronnie Caram from trashtalktv.com and the Rose Prick's Batchup Podcast, which is back. It's back. Talk about Batchershuff stuff. Shuh.

It sure is back. Hi Ronnie. How's it going? Oh my Benjamin's. Good. Are you excited? I did. It's Friday. I love Friday. I love Friday as well. I've already had a very lovely Friday and I'm excited to continue the loveliness of it with you right now. We are having a full Southern Charm day. We're

gonna talk about Southern Charm and then afterwards we're gonna talk about Southern Charms. New Orleans do a sort of like an overview of that and then Crapins mailbag after that. But importantly, we have some stuff that Y'all should know about, which is that Ronnie has been working on, cooking up some really cool merchandise. Want to tell people about the merch, Ronnie? Yeah, so we're going to start doing monthly shirts, collectibles, if you will. And our first shirt is going to be our version of the La La shirt

from Vanderpump Rules, which is just for Grand Theft Auto picture, but it's S. So if you want to cool just faces as Grand Theft Auto characters on your body, those go on sale Monday and they'll be available until the end of Vanderpump Rules. So get on over to watch at CraftHence.com Monday and find your merch links. Yeah, Ronnie, Ronnie drew the faces himself. So it's like, it's basically having Ronnie drawing on your chest.

So it's hot. Yeah, we're gonna be doing limited edition runs of t-shirts and things like that, because it's why not. And if you guys want something, like if you have a request for a shirt, like a vassing or something that we do Just let us know on Facebook or Twitter Instagram as long as it doesn't kind of violate any sort of like IP

things so Yes, we're gonna be doing that and of course we we also have our trusty Crappens poetry which we lug around to all our live shows We're gonna be bringing that to Chicago. So go buy some of of that when we come to Chicago next week and speaking of live shows We have two next month that we're super excited about first Phoenix on June 21st Talking real housewives of New York. It's a Thursday show So we'll be talking about the Roni that aired the night before and who doesn't love Roni?

It's only the greatest show on television. So we got that. I was named after it. Yeah, Rony Carrom. And then two days later, we're up in San Francisco. It's gay pride weekend. The theme of our show is gay Southern Charm. Talking Southern Charm, being gay about it.

Gonna have some fun. Surprise is do some gay stuff. We're gonna have some really fun Lewand Tributes. Yeah. Because Lewand will be right up the street. Yes. She literally will be like feet from us, but not with us, unfortunately. And speaking of Lewand, Ronnie and I are going to see Countess and friends tomorrow night.

So I'm sure we will have a big old story about that, which I'm imagining we're going to put that on our bonus episode this week. So if you ever want to listen to our bonus episodes, you go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends this week. We talked about, I don't know what do we talk about again. Oh, like Michelle Wolf and all that stuff. Oh, yeah, this was a more serious one. I talked about being triggered at a gay play. Roni got triggered at the theater. This is like my therapy. I felt so much better after talking it out. But I was triggered and we talked about the correspondence dinner. Yeah, so those are always fun.

Yeah, that was. Bonus episodes are really fun. So I imagine we're going to talk about Countess and Friends on the bonus episode. So we can laugh, we can cry. I mean, who knows. You never know what you're going to get on those. Yeah, you never know. So let gonna get on those yeah, you never know So let's see we talked about our live shows Oh, go to watch a crap ends.com to find links to get those tickets and Even if you're not in San Francisco or Phoenix

We have a whole bunch of other cities which we're not even talking about yet because we just don't want to be totally obnoxious But in July we have a bunch of shows And in August we have some shows we've added additional shows and who knows who knows what other shows might be on the horizon that you might be hearing about very soon. Yeah so I have a lot to add to that but now now the main event now we have real housewives of Southern charm. Real time. I was gonna say, Roswell's,

you know, I was gonna say Roni again because I have stupid Roni in my baloney. Yeah, I'm running my baloney. It's, it happens. These things are today's Southern charm and Southern charm new old ones. Yeah, a lot to talk about on both, I think. Okay. Well, let's get to it.

Let's get to it. So Southern Charm opens up in this new fashion that they do where there's like a recap, an intense recap, and then Trixie Monical comes out and like does another random line from her Southern Charm song. And this time it was like, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. Well, it starts with because Craig and Naomi are ending their fight where she's like, I can't she just walks off

He's like, well, you didn't don't understand what I'm trying to say and although me and she walks off and then tricks He's like, everyone that's in the know No, but oh or something. I was like, well Well, cat food if you're in the mood. Yeah, I like but I love and should be do the self check out is not but I

like the attention of a cashier. Child is offering but bus cost money. Give me a break. Give me a break. Give me a break of that kickcat bar. No Carter is, when's No Carter shows up on this podcast,

she's never leaving again. To be fair, I was doing a kick-cat, give me a break, not a nail-carter, give me a break. Give me a break, that kick-cat bar. So No Carter is not here. Trixi Mono, Monical stabs No Carter in the face. Trixi Monical stabs Nell Carter in the face. Trixi Mon- So Nell Carter has to get off of her show.

Nell Carter, the ghost in Nell Carter, was like all ready to sing all of these songs. Then Trixi Monical came out with like an ice pick, stabbed her, shoved Nell Carter into the closet, and was like, oh, I'm ready. I don't know what Nell Caw is. It's strange that she's like, for this recording session, I guess I'll could sing if you won't.

Wait, okay, this is important, actually actually important has nothing to do with anything on Bravo But I feel like it's important did you know that Celine Dion released a new song yesterday? And here's why it's important. I was in the car because we talk about tricks in Monaco I feel like tricks in Monaco. Celine Dion it works. So here's the thing I was in my car and the listening to coast FM which is the our local light light music station and they're like and listen to Coast FM which is our local light music station and they're like they go and now new music from Celine Dion from the Deadpool 2 soundtrack I was like what these are two concepts that don't seem to match I took this job because of when they and the song love you when they the song is good

I love you when they... The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. The song is good.

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The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. The song is good. dancing around Celine Dion. It's like the craziest shit I've ever seen and I'm totally here for it. What is this? I thought we were doing a song about Carpool. No, Celine. It's Deadpool. Can Fields jump up Carpool? I know can

Fields best topic for life. Yeah. Well, Celine, I'm happy for you. Yes. Celine, I know you're listening to this podcast right now. Well, you're on break after your Deadpool music video. So looking up Mel Carter, like, oh, I've not thought of Nell since my last daughter at that party with Trixie and where? 2000s of eight. She suddenly disappeared from that party. Where'd she go?

Can we come back? Selene, Dionne. I'm out. she go. Yeah, we got right. So link the on a. Trixi Monacle killed Nell Carter to advance her career. It's official. Trixi's like, well, I guess we're not together anymore. There's no Carter disappears. So then we cut over to Catherine and Catherine is trying to put a chair together, but it's like one of those blow up

chairs, right? I'm not really sure what's over there. It was a weird kitty chair and she's like, these things are made for two parents to put together. I'm like, it's a kitty chair. I know, but that's also like the best sex ed class ever because the way I always taught sex ed class is sex makes you die, you know, so don't have it. So everyone's like, let's have sex and see if we die, you know, just to try. And then we were all fucking really young.

So I think if they just said, look, you're going to have to put chairs together alone. Then people would abstain, you know, until marriage. Chairs together alone. Again, the inspiration behind Celine doing the cover of oh by myself don't want to build chairs by myself anymore because of this Deadpool I will be putting chair together by myself song is actually called ashes. Oh god, even worse. Yeah, yeah. Oh, grenade. This call is, oh, I'm gonna start making dead runa jigs, okay?

I think people don't matter me when I was making dead things. Let's talk about other dead things, like all the dead plants and Craig's backyard. We are now Craig's kids. I blame his new boyfriend. Deadpool. Yeah. It's my new boyfriend, Deadpool. Yeah. It's my new boyfriend, Deadpool. He's into ashes and dancing grab alone.

Rapply beyond people know that he's like a superhero, but what people don't realize is that he's actually really good dancer. He just wants to be dead in a pool, but so wrong with that. He's like a superhero, but he curses. It's like really revolutionary. So I actually never saw Deadpool. I have no Deadpool jokes. I have like, superhero buddy curses. It's like really revolutionary. So I actually never saw Deadpool I have no Deadpool jokes. I have like no references. I don't have any I don't even know what Deadpool is to be honest

That's why I was thinking of carpool. It's like Ryan Reynolds. Let's just make up what Deadpool is He's like a superhero whose entire power is that he can he can he can like zip to the front of the carpool in big little lies He can drop out the gift of a runata. The best movie ever. I would watch that like on repeat like, oh, we get to the front of the carpool in. And that runata. That's right here on movie in 2018.

They've gone through everything else. Yeah. I mean, now they're going through. So I was watching someone that flicks like her superpower is that she's really strong kind of like that's it. Don't they have to be a little more special? It's like your superpower is getting to the front of the carpool line. I think that would definitely pull in a battery demographic.

It's actually the most useful superpower, right? Like Ant-Man, that's like, you have the ability to like make your whole shopping cart look like it's 10 items or less, so you can go through express What is that what is the advantage of being at man like oh my super power is that I become Easier to kill I can carry watermelons. Yeah, I'm I'm in my head. Yeah, I'm I'm an aunt and now things that were everyday objects are now a peril for me That's a great superhero power.

Yeah, the ant. He can carry, he can carry really heavy things for people. It's like great. It's like great. A choreo is now like that. That's your death sentence. Honey, I shrunk the kids' reference. Got it.

Oh my God, I wasn't using my pop filter people. I'm so sorry if I was popping in your ears. Pop, pop, pop. You know, I use a pop filter and I'm convinced it doesn't work because I listen back to you. I was like, yeah, I don't think mine works either, but it doesn't get a lot of my spit all over it. So that's helpful. Thanks a lot. Thanks for your superpower, pop filter that just collects spit. You know what else collects a lot of spit? Craig's kitchen. I have to point out really quick that the Catherine superpower is not being able to put together a baby chair and then Thomas is like pretending he knows how to change a baby.

And I was like, oh, you two are so cutely inept separately. Oh, hugs. So they need to be together to be powerful. So yeah, I am changing the diaper, I think. What I do is I just stare at the baby. Pedro. Pedro's just stay or at the baby. Pedro. Pedro's just morphed into that baby.

So he can pretend like he knows what he's doing for five minutes. So we're at Craig's house, the backyard's a mess, the kitchen's a mess. There's that random back splash. I think I'm becoming fixated on back splashes on TV, but have you noticed it's like all these blue balls? What? Yeah. Becoming, yeah, you've been fixated on back splashes for TV. But have you noticed it's like all these blue balls? What? Yeah.

Becoming, yeah, you've been fixated on backsplashes for a long time and I'm here for it. Yeah, well, this, I don't like Craig's backsplash. Is the backsplash itself is fine, but it's just, it's so, it feels like it pops out of nowhere. It's just like these silver tiles on this sky blue wall. It needs work. Yeah, okay.

You know, well, he's there to do it. Yeah. That's his thing. He's going to sow some new back splash onto there. So a pillow splash. So I love that it's like, and then he misses a paper towel into trash. It's like, God, dammit.

Like, this is all I need from this scene. Okay. So he calls, I guess he upgraded his Uber life coach thing. You know the life coach from Uber gave him a bad rating. Like, hey, this is great con over. I was gonna call a life coach from Uber, but he gave me like two stars, so. Yeah, well, what probably happened is that like, you know,

you don't get their real phone numbers on Uber, and you probably called the number and was like, Hi, I'm calling about your life coach servicing and it's like some operator from Uber being like, um, sir, we don't, we're a car service. Yeah, your life will start in two minutes. Yeah. Last swear, two minutes.

It's been ten minutes? Sorry, it's really two minutes. Sorry, your life is surging at the moment. Your life will start at Toyota Corolla in two minutes sir. We're so sorry But it turns out that your life went to the wrong block. Do you think you can walk over to your life at the moment? And I miss my life Your life canceled on you. We're gonna find you another life Selene shows up as this is life.

OK, turn me about yourself. Oh my god. This call for a life coach. So he calls this lady for a life coach. She's like, hi. And she's like, I totally get what you're saying. Yeah, I'm like, you didn't say anything. Yeah, she he goes, so I was talking to an Uber one time about life coaches and was really resonating with

me. She's like, great, great. Just by that sentence, I know you need a lot of help. He's like, I'm eating waffle fries and they take out hamburger. Hell, hell, hell. And she's like, I need to see you in your home. So I see you in your environment, which basically means like, how often do you change your sheets? Am I gonna smell them when I walk in the door? Yeah, I just hope that Laura has a hazmat suit. So then we go over to a place called Southern Bales and Cameron is shopping for infant clothing with her mom and she's looking for a coming home outfit

for some of the child Palmer. clothing with her mom and she's looking for a for a coming home outfit for for for was in the child Palmer. Man a man is such weird names there's like palm oil man a salsa freeway um corner stars. My baby's a thickener. My baby's name is cord snorch. You can make a gloryer. My baby's an in-court snarts. You can make a slurry out of my baby. So yeah, I was looking to do all this ugly baby clothing

which I'm like, just go to Target. Target has really cute baby clothing. They you know, a little yellow sum with like a cow on it that's smiling. Well camera and shops like me. She opened, she shows us the closet like they they cut to a clip of her closet and it's just all the same color clothes. It's like every time I go to Old Navy online and then it gets delivered and I'm like hanging it up, I'm realizing I just buy the same shit over and over again. And that's pretty much what she's doing.

It's like a The Simpsons closet. When you see The Simpsons closet, it's all the same dresses. Mark, that's just the same dress over and over. So Cameron tells her mom that she's become a germaphobe recently and that like when Jason, her husband, comes home in scrubs, she makes him change in the garage. I'm like, now Cameron, I respect that you're concerned

about germs, but he's actually a doctor. And I think it's okay. I think he knows, if he thinks he's gonna be imperiling the baby, I think he'll be okay. I think he's a doctor, this is his thing. But he doesn't really do much. So I'm glad that she tortures him by making him change in the garage.

That's true, I like that. It is a lot of fun. Yeah. Just like you take care of women popping out babies all, look, I don't even know how to say it. I'm like, he's a kind of doctor who reaches his hand up a woman and pulls out a baby by their legs like that's how it is in my head yeah so he doesn't want to have to do it at home which I guess I mean I understand yeah I really go I have

to say I don't totally love the camera and scenes this season because they're kind of the same thing over and over again like well the baby's coming soon oh my god this is crazy I'm tired oh my god baby clothes oh my god baby and like all right like the first few times were fine but now I know we know how it's gonna work top of the episode give a scene where Cameron's doing something baby it's going to the doctor get her feet massage doing a prenatal thing, find baby clothes, you talk to someone like, wow, the baby's coming soon, yeah, it's coming soon. And then it's done.

It's like, okay, all right. All right. Well, you know, parents and people who have experienced the miracle are like, oh my God, baby single. Yes. Yeah, they're like babies. But then people like us, when we see baby scenes, we're just like, that's something else is going to bug me on the airplane

You know, yeah, congratulations. That's for everything you're giving the world. Yeah, I see the baby scene I'm like, why is this fetus not telling someone that they are thirsty and they're better than someone Why are we not seeing that from this baby right now because that's what I'm here for? I need more from this baby. Yeah, okay. Here's my review Palmer. Give me more Palmer I need a moment. I need a moment from you listen here cornstarch Get it together your office show, okay, I want you to start a fight with the new baby Oh, I want you to be fighting Leva's Leva's baby So the camera and some mom comes and she's, you know, she's like, I'm an

epit-swell. Here's Rudolph the reindeer for Easter time for a boy or whatever. She's like, Mom, I'm having a girl. You were a bad mom. You let me fall off the bed. That was back in the day where that's you could do that without being a bad parent, you know. Yeah. Listen, she was like, my mother expected me. She would leave me and my sister alone when we were seven years old And we have to take care of ourselves. Well, yes, that's why I approve of China child labor is necessary for a child's development Okay, yeah, Cameron if you didn't get if you didn't fall off that bed Then you would not have been compelled to go into reality television, okay? And everything you have is from reality television these days. So thank your mom

Yes, thank your mother and thank all of our mothers for dropping us on the head to think that this death is the best shit that's ever been invented. Exactly. You don't wind up on the real world San Diego without having been dropped on your head a few times as a baby, okay? Okay, I'd like to publicly thank my mother for drinking a bottle of wine a day when she was pregnant with me because I'm so fat deaf that I think sitting here recording reality show podcasts is like a worthy thing to do in life, you know?

Yeah. And maybe if I hadn't been a drunk baby, I would have thought differently and been a doctor or something disgusting like that. And I'd like to thank my parents for not really ever letting me watch TV at all as a child. We never had cable and we had little rabbit ears and I could watch CBS, NBC, I could watch Fox a little bit, and everything else was like a nothing. And so finally, when I became an adult, I was like, TV! And here I am. You see?

Thanks, parents. Thanks, parents. Thanks for having parenting. And now we go over to Shep and Austin. They're at a beer garden. Of course, where else would they be? Austin somehow is staving off tons of autographs as he is a huge star at these bars. He's basically a celebrity when he goes into a bar.

And Shep walks and he's like, you, you, garbage, garbage. Gars! Austin talks about how he let his parents down when he stops seeing Chelsea. And Shep's like, whoa, are you gonna do three nights consecutive hangout with the new one? And Austin's like, well, we're so different. When I'm single, I act like shit. I know you can't tell, but I'm moving my mouth a lot more.

I can hear it. Yeah, I can hear the Austin. You can. Expectation. He's like, when I'm single, act like shit. I have to jump into word relationship. So I don't. It's our name to him. And Shep's like, to me single act like chef to jump into word relationships, so I don't Turn into him and chefs like to me that's a masculating

Which I don't see what's a masculating about like being in a relationship, but that's fine Austin's whole thing is that he doesn't want to turn to she's like He's like I don't want to turn to shepherd when I'm single the last thing I want to do is be some loser without a job drinking beer all day and just talking bullshit about career plans. He's like whoops. Yes. So Naomi comes to meet them and she's like that's so cool. And she orders Gator popcorn which terrifies me just the sound of that. Yeah. And he's like, you seem happy.

It's like, really? Do I? I don't know why? I don't know what about me. It says happy right now. When I saw Craig, it was like, you know, I felt like Waterfalls, but then I met him at the tavern and they sent me off and I said horribly mean things to him, but it's like, ugh, crack, ugh! She's like, I'd like to order an order of, oh god, Danny Craig! Oh, come on! And inside of La Croix. Yeah, and Austin's like, well, you have to really like, when you break up with someone, you have to like, chop it out.

For example, I fucked this girl, and I'm gonna have a Halloween party with her tonight, and invite Chelsea. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Austin, I'm Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, awesome. I'm sorry. He's like, I'm friends with all my exes.

Ooh, yeah, you've turned me to Shep. So Chelsea shows up. She's like, hey, I'm Chelsea. And she, they all, so now they're all sitting down, talking and Shep starts talking about Peyton. Peyton, who of course began her career at a relationship and now has moved over to southern charm and Now as Shep says she's upgraded to Austin and so

Chelsea like well did you hear this what I heard? So I was cutting Craig's hair and he basically told me that he met Peyton and he has a little crush on her And that she's the first person since his Naomi that he will do something with so this of course Yes, now me, gets Naomi super. Let us wrong with her. Who does that? What happened to patient, you know, patient client privilege or whatever, patient doctor privilege?

You're not allowed to just do someone's hair and get all their gossip and then go tell people. No, that's why people become hairdressers specifically for that. Who does that? He should know better. He should know better. Yeah, so now Naomi starts getting like super, super mad

and she wants to get a picture of Peyton. And I don't know if you noticed this, but when someone gives Naomi the photo on the phone of Peyton, Charles the background who's really dark roots, really dark roots. Oh, Naomi sees an enemy and Chelsea sees a client. Yeah, maybe she should come to Willow Oh, they only see an enemy and Chelsea sees a client. Yeah, maybe she should come to Willow salon, where we got a mural of a wave.

Which I think we found out that was the glue that holds a mirror on the wall. Yes, it is. Thank you, Facebook. It was also clearly a product of Hildi Santos Moss. Yes, Hildi's like, I'm gonna do a whole wall in Mirglue. Here's what we gonna do. Deconstructed Mirglue wall, okay.

And hamster baby parts. It's like, thanks for coming by, Hildi. So yeah, Naomi's like, I'm gonna kill her. What is her family's address? I'm gonna fucking kill them too. It's like, I don't know who this Naomi is, but I'm really liking her. I'm really liking balls to the wall bitch face Naomi

Yeah, I like them being just like a total crazy to range bitch this season It's well to a limit. Well, we'll get back to we're gonna touch back on that later Because I think she may be I think she went too far this episode But up to a certain point I was really enjoying it So now we go to Craig and he's at a place called fashion fabrics and He walks in and Kathy the lady who works. He goes, hey, it's pillow man. I was like if the people at fashion fabrics are mocking you now, that's bad I just need a fix. I just need a fix Do you have any alternative down? Oh, God. Did it in me?

What sort of what sort of threat counts can you get me? Because I want to realize real. I look it's a loafer. It's a slacker. It's pillow man. You're just in the mean special power. Throwling pillows, softly annoying enemies. The aliens are coming in from outer space through a rift in the sky. He's just throwing pillows at the aliens.

The aliens are like, I'm just trying to invade here. Can you just stop the pillows at me? Thanks. The port hole to the other time is just a hole that he left in a teddy bear. Yeah, it's like they're coming through It's called flood design. What are you so mad at? I'm just I'm just imagining like for like a giant robot and Craig just like throws a pillow at a robot doors like You know, I got a hammer here. We can do something with a hammer instead. If you won't, if you do a hammer, I think the pillows can be really good watch.

Um, I think he'll just, he'll just try and sew people together, but he'll never quite get it down because that's his super power and he's like, sewing has been my escape, like, escape really. This is like the widest escape level time and he's like, sewing has been my escape, like, escape really. This is like the widest escape level time. He's like, I'm going on tour. First up, maybe tooth pillow. Maybe tooth pillow. Tomorrow I'm gonna try to make a bolster.

So Craig is there and he's like learning about free motion quilting, which I imagine in his world is like going from cocaine to free-balling and he's like oh my god oh free motion whoa oh you got to love this kid and you got to love that quilters just keep coming up with new terms to make things exciting I mean quilting's been around for a long time. They're like, you know what? Hey, Grandy, let's try some free motion quilting. Get the kids in here. It's quilting without rules. I heard about free base quilting. Do I bring my own pie for news of my life?

I was joy bring my own pie for news of my life. You know, it was one of the worst movies ever, how to make an American quilt. It wasn't really about quilting. I've never been so tricked. They might as well just call it my angel who tricks people. So now we start what I'm really loving about this season for where it's just going to get a Craig and Catherine scene in every episode because this is like a whisper off whenever they're on. Yeah, it's so funny listening to them talk to each other because she talks like this and he talks like this and they always sound like

they're hatching like some grand scheme to take over the world. No, they're like literally just talking about pillows. Yeah, and then Catherine. She's also trying to kind of relate to him and trying to connect But you can see she is like totally baffled by all this. She's like, um So are you still kind of just Exploring Pillows and whatnot Like she's like what what do I say about the pillows? He's like, yeah, does Kim's you need anything or like that new chair?

Maybe you have in your house. Do you want me to show you some back splash and she's like um? Are you gardening Craig or fabric Craig or kitty cat Craig? You can always hashtag which Craig you're getting whisper Craig whisper off Craig You can always hashtag which Craig you're getting. Whistler, Craig. Whistler off, Craig. Freak wilting, Craig. Garsh, it's time to go to a commercial. Ah, Craig. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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So I'm going to get all life coach and catch her, and she whispers laughs, this is what I wrote. She's like, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, can't really be that loud in the fabric store which is ironic because if there's any place where you should be loud as the fabric store because it can muffle all the sound but I feel like you have to speak in in hushed tones if you're ever in a find yourself in a calico corner is for instance. He'd be quiet while we're free Quentin. They're just like shakers. So she's like, I like Catherine. I mean, I like Naomi, but you know, I want to see Greg Flourish and he can only do that if he gives himself time. A whole lot of precious time.

So I'm hoping that Naomi doesn't turn on her for this because you know that Naomi's going to hear this would be like, she said to break up with me. It's no means like on a crazy warpath right now and I'm really liking this like girl power thing they've got going on now. Well as a bravo watcher I know this never lasts. Well yes because I mean yeah while this whole like we're women and we got to see the other against the good old boys of this town that kind of gets undermined a little bit later in the episode I think well we can get to that but yeah I am enjoying the girl power though thing overall that they're having this season and then we go to speaking of the non-girl power we have Austin and so he heads over to his parents place where I like his family because they're just like Waspy you know

he gets there and they're drinking bottle they're they're drinking wine and they've already had a bottle of wine between the mom, the dad and the sister. So they're already drunk, basically. Well, someone pointed out on Facebook that the mom looks exactly like Zolciac's mom and I cannot unsee it. That was my first thought when I saw her last season, but I didn't want to say it because I felt like she deserved better. Well, too bad. Too bad. So the mom has made some sautee, shrimp, and some steak, and the only reason why I mentioned that is because that steak was perfect. Did you notice how perfect that steak was? No, I try not to look at the food when it's on TV because I'm very easily influenced and

then I'll start making whatever I see. Like I've literally gone to see if I have sewing needles in my little junk drawer and I do and I'm like what can I make? And I make a pillow case, I made it too last night. Yeah, when I when I used to recap project runway, I made a whole new couch, didn't make it, but I recovered a whole new couch. Beautiful, beautiful new couch. I made a fabric headboard. I made a duvet for myself. I spent like every other weekend in the fabric district downtown,

and everything fell apart and was terrible. I don't need to be, I don't need to be let astray anymore by you television. I did, well, it's not that I made a pillow, but I sort of commissioned a pillow once. I went to mood and I found fabricric and I found a taskrabbit and I got filling for my Kia and I went on a taskrabbit and I was like, this is back when it wasn't hourly when you can make your own price and I said, I'll pay someone $18 to sew this pillow and someone

sewed me a pillow for $18 and still on my couch. So I get that make up. I know. I've been down that path too. Man, I hope Craig finds taskrabbit. Now that there's a good life coach. Yeah, exactly. You need to grab it. Taskrabbit. So Austin's dad is Austin's mom is like, talky, talky, talky. Okay. Here's what you do in life. Nothing. What are you going to do? And he's like, um, I, um, I, um, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I beer you make. Yeah, no problem. It's like the opposite of skinny girl. It's like fat dude.

Yeah. Fat dude beers. So the parents like, um, okay, and dad's like, so do you have recipes? He's like, uh, well, the thing is, uh, nope, I don't. It's like, do you have a brewer? Nope. Do you even know what sort of label you want for the bottles? Nope. Do you even know what beer is? Actually, not really. And his dad works for the FBI and just having my dad look at me with FBI face, I mean I was terrified. I was like, he knows that you're lying. Yeah. So he can't lie. He's like, nope. Just came up with that sitting at the table right now. He's like, well if beer doesn't work out, I think what I might go into is silverware making silverware place man that's place man I think I might stake stake cooking cook stakes stake I'm making

stakes his dad is a daddle or Austin's like well my dad was in the FBI and my mom was in software cells so I'm thinking of investigating Excel. I'm not sure if there's a lot of money on that. And then his mom's like, I'm sick of you being lazy. So we're going to invest in your beer business. It's like, wait a minute. Can someone remind me again why he's not like Sheppet all? Because still not really seeing it.

Exactly. So now we go over to Craig's shitty house. And now another further shot of the Super Nasty Backyard, and we see a bed where the sheets are just sort of like dangling off of it. And there's like a paper towel lying on the bed. And this is, we wouldn't even talk about the other shots of the house where they were just like full on dirt,

just dirt in the hallway, shoes, socks, laundry, just a disgusting house. And here comes Laura, the life coach, and she's got like these like, pert little asymmetrical bangs. She looked at the woman from that awful HGTV show, hometown, I was like, her. I knew you were going to say that. She's my fat. She's my fat.

I wrote down hometown. I wrote down hometown is going to gonna trigger Ben. Yeah, exactly. She's like you know what I want I want a haircut. That's gonna age me 15 years. That's what I want I actually really liked this girl But I like to Always start with the negative, you know, that's like my life's motto Why this is your typical life coach when they walk in wearing like a felt top I'm like, she totally understands the sewing your own clothes thing because I think that that is like from a Christmas tree runner, you know, like the one around Christmas tree. Yeah.

It's like a felt thing and then like I was, I was what is she doing? She's got page Davis hair and then I wrote no home town. Home town. And then I wrote no hometown hometown you listen you can't show you know about feelings if you haven't shown you know about felt Well, that's true. Yeah, yeah, you have to wear felt She's like I'm wearing my feltings on my chest. Yeah, I Eat my feltings Yeah, she I liked her too, but the hair I just I that's a haircut I cannot get behind Well, we're homosexual so thankfully thankfully, thankfully, we don't have to. So actually, actually, some homosexuals do have a haircut.

It just doesn't work. Yeah, it still doesn't work. Well, there's a lot of funny haircuts from this time period that I'm going to have so much fun. Ella Welling at Medecate will be like, let's have parties about the two thousands. That's our theme. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's our theme. Oh, kids do that. Yeah, the old kids.

You and your theme parties. What are we going to do with kids these days? If you like that, I've just decided I'm a senior citizen. That's how I talk to you. I'm like these damn kids. They come up and say and ask me for directions. Having theme parties where they're

going to wear that novelty hometown girl hair. Yeah, I'm like furious. Um, so I'm being played by like Clint Eastwood, like like really gay version of Clint Eastwood. Okay. So yeah, I'm a safest hometown here. Okay. So she's like, so what about you? Tell me a little about it, bit about yourself. And he's like, I went to Charleston School of Law, I'm hashtag sewing Greg, and then I graduated from law school, and she's like, how do you generate income? Are you just not noticing the cameras in the room? Yeah, exactly. And she's just smiling. She has this

like, permissmile. She's like, smiling, bling, bling, bling, bling. And then everyone in the smile just like, sags into, oh no, this, he's doomed. and then everyone in the smile just like sags into oh no this He's doomed and then she's like must smile smile again smile just smile through it Yeah, she has like supportive but worried mom Where she's like so supportive of you. Oh my god, please don't she has please don't probably bank She has school musical mom face as in she's in the audience watching her child on stage I'm like, oh my god my child can't sing can't dance can't act and there's still another hour and a half of this. Oh my god Smile that's ronda carom's face in the fifth grade. She's like he's gonna grow out of this right? Oh My god, what is my child doing my child in high heels dressed as Deadpool dancing around dead pool? I'm dancing on Celine Dion Oh my god smile smile. No, it's okay. It's okay

Hmm. She's like well Oh, because then she goes full I'm sorry, I scrolled in my nose and this is a very important scene. Okay, so she's like what had you generated income? And he's like well investments, but you know like I need to learn how to do a thousand billes at a time. If I talk too much tell me and his mouth is just hanging open and she gets that worried face and she goes, what is this about talking too much Craig? And he's like, well, my ex just didn't like be talking

over people because I can finish their sentence in my head like I already know what they're going to say. My mind is overactive. I can tell you how many listed try out on the deck while we're talking. I love that about myself. I know. I crossed over into super psychotaratory. No, she's just looking outside like how many of the desserts are out there. I know when your deck lizards going to die. I love that about myself. At lizard is never gonna emotionally fulfill you. Oh, fat. So then she gets in mom. Wait, no, because Craig says he has this ability

to finish people's senses in his head, why don't we put that to the test? Okay. I'm gonna start a sentence and then you as Craig finish it because you hear it in your head. Okay. Okay. I'm in. I had a great breakfast this morning. I ate bread. Oh my god, I'm so annoyed. I had to drive to McDonald's to get bread. You really love bread. Hello Tuck that up. I didn't sleep well last night because red all I could think about was I just fell in love with someone named Bammies cornstarch

cornstarch, cornstarch, bomber. You know, mayonnaise is the first person I can really see myself eating red with. Guys, can you tell that I'm on a cleanse? By the way, I've said that I'm on a cleanse for two weeks in a row now. Guess what? I've not even made it one day through a cleansing. But every day, I'm like, well, as it can, I can't believe myself, I'm going to start over. I'm like, Oh, doesn't mean I can't believe myself. I'm going to start over. I'm sorry, I say cleanse a lot on the podcast.

Like, that's going to make me lose weight. It doesn't. It turns out it doesn't. So now all I can think about is God damn bread. All you can think about is, um, lizards outside 27 97 to take No, I can't I can't I think that's so though here is the reason why that's so funny It's because it's relevant to the scene. He literally

bragged about being able to count lizards on the deck. Oh my god so funny. So she turns into like worried mom mode and she's like well Craig really hyper negative with yourself let's be nice to ourselves okay for example some people call me Christmas tree runner I call myself fashionable get it processor I did buy this outfit at the Christmas tree store so If you're gonna do Tuesday morning Is there is there is I mean a store called Tuesday morning and an amazing store called Tuesday morning my good friend Lauren

But call told me about it. She's like hey, he's like hey fellas, here I am. It's me Lauren Becalt and Tuesday morning. Like Lauren Becalt is not shop at the Tuesday morning. Oh James Kennedy must love it there. Every day is Tuesday. Can Van der Pelt calls it. Tuesdays are amazing in the morning. Tuesdays are amazing in the morning. Tuesdays in the morning with more. Yeah. He's just walking into Tuesday morning and handing Lauren the call envelopes full of cash. Rest in pace.

So Laura's like, this is you have a fast processor and that's how we measure intelligence and you are smart and likable and cute and to see Craig's face light up like a little boy. I mean he's so cute and then she goes you're very winning. He's like, what's that mean? She's like, that means you're likable. You know what? Let's take back that. Let's walk back that fast processor thing. Let's just let's just stick with eye contact. You can do eye contact. Oh, oh, well, maybe not okay stop looking at the lizards All right, while we're talking about process here That's a good boy. That's a good boy

Now is follow this dot on the ground she pulls out a little laser pointer I can't get it stopping mech and if Greg okay, I could get it. Can you make it come close? I can't get it. Stopping negative crack. Okay, I could get it. Can you make it come closer to me? I want that dot. It's weird because I put my hands over but then also I'm on my hands and it's weird.

It's just like, I just tore my headphones out. I'm a disaster. Lizards. Stopping negative about yourself. Montage of Naomi being like, Ben, you idiots. Not a damn it, Ben. When are you just gonna grow up Stop being negative about yourself montage of Naomi being like Ben you idiot

When are you just gonna grow up and stop chasing dots on the wall all the time What's wrong with dots on the wall? So so now is the best summary you're very confident, but you are you use negative words So here's what we're gonna practice you more positive and you're going to practice your listening because that's practicing patience. He's like, what's, and he goes, this is great. I'm actually an awesome person. Like, yeah, I think the listening is really a key part of this because I think there's stuff you can still learn. So speaking of lizards on the porch, we then see Thomas Ravinnell walking over to a restaurant called Where he meets a he meets Whitney in Patricia and so he starts doing his bad French. He's like oh Cecil premier foie que

J'ai mangé a assez restaurant or something like that And like voice brass mother fecker Cross on band yay Jumeppele Thomas and then Whitney is like oh It Paul on purpose not You know Barlé come watch some like that and then Patricia's like see Whitney he studied at Lake hold the Bose arts in Paris. Thomas is like, Peppy, La Pue.

I'm like, wait a second. Why was Whitney at the, hold the Bose arts? Is he not an easy to architect all of a sudden? Where'd this come from? Bose arts. Whitney. Whitney. It's very well educated, okay.

Whitney had an encyclopedia Britannica and Thomas is just a twit Whitney is in a rebuild pan station in the form of bows arts like he's studied but he's gonna use only sugar cubes and it's gonna be in my kitchen Whitney eats it McDonald and Thomas is just a Burger King queen. We all know the difference. With Thomas eats croissants, withn't he eats, panna o' shock a lot. Thomas is like, whoa young lady, I'm blinded from that ring on your finger. And she's like, you like it? It's not the real thing. Oh, she's carrying a bowling ball on her hands.

This is just a dating ring. That's what I call a promise ring. I'll take it, they break. It's actually a push-pup. I got it from a vending machine at the stop and shop. You can actually lick it. RuPaul eats your heart out. So he's like, oh, she says, marriage is a great institution. I believe in it wholeheartedly, which is why I've participated in 17 times.

I recently married my elephant candle to my elephant statuettes. We had a great ceremony. I put three flamingo floats in the pool, officiated, and Michael made a cake. It was a wonderful ceremony amongst the elephants. I believe in gay marriage, straight marriage, trans marriage, the only marriage I stand against is Cooper marriage. Cooper marriage. Cooper's like, I don't believe I should be married either

Oh, I have a feeling about that and you can pay $5 a month to hear about it on a private Facebook page He's right. I will be having Charleston's first gay wedding, but only straight people are invited And I will marry Jennifer Snowden in place of another man. Mm. So she's like, why don't men get married these days? And Thomas is like, well, why bother milk? When you get, why bother cow? When you get the milk for free.

And she's just like kind of disgusted. I don't think he's getting the milk from free. I think he's like opening up the fridge when someone's like, you're not allowed to open up this fridge. He's like, I'm gonna open up this fridge and take the milk out of it anyway. And I know we're talking about cows versus refrigerators, but I'm just gonna stick with the refrigerator, okay?

Because- Well, let's think of this. I mean, he's saying that, but he's not buying the cow. He's renting the cow in a apartment. I mean, which is more expensive, like giving it a space in your bed or having to go sign a lease for the cow, he is renting the cow in a apartment. I mean, which is more expensive, like giving it a space in your bed or having to go sign a lease for the cow.

He is making a terrible barn for the cows. Now, the reason why this is actually particularly of note is because a story came out this week, one of the most shocking stories of 2018, I would have to say, which is that Thomas Ravinell accused of sexual assault. Did you read this? Actually, actually, actually, because I was like, I don't, say, which is that Thomas Ravenel accused of sexual assault. Did you read it? Actually, actually, I didn't read it because I was like, I don't, what else do I need to know? Like, yeah, like, I'll be, did you read the article?

No, I didn't read it. I mean, okay, well, guess what? He, he went and he milked that cow was not his cow to milk. Yeah, he's just stealing cows. He's, he's like, why buy the cow and you could just hit it. Like he's such a big house having good time. That's what I call it a laughing cow. Cheese like no, Thomas. No, no, no, no cows are laughing, Thomas. Okay, including this one. La Vash. What is that? What are they called? Vash Rears? I don't know. Son of a bitch. Just son of a

bitch. So I hope that they get all of his damn money. I hope that they get every little nanny housing house that he has. You know, it's interesting because, so we talked about this early in the week, how Patricia gave this like a, out of nowhere, she gave us a huge shout out on Twitter last week. And so a lot of people were commenting and we posted on our Instagram. And someone was like, someone said something like, yeah, but you Patricia, but you liked Thomas Ravinnell. And she wrote back, I don't know if you saw this comment, but she said, no more hall passes for him. Something like that.

Yeah. She hates his guts. I was like, whoa, okay. Like it. I like it. Yeah. Something has happened. I'm not really sure what, but she hates his guts now. She likes Catherine and hates Thomas, which I'm for this change and I cannot wait to see how it's on the show. That's actually like my dream. And I think it's starting right now, where like when he says, why buy the cow

when you get the milk for free, it's like that was my line. First of all, she just like recently bought three actual cows. She's like, wait, you can get the milk. You're getting the milk for free from my cows And I puttin back y'all with the flamingo floats. I didn't get rich by paying overpaying for milk. Where is this free milk? You're telling me that you're getting free milk. I Was married to the I was married to the the Magma Boardman. I don't know about free milk. I spent well pay for this I not only did I have to pay for Whitney's film school and for like hold the bows arts

I had to pay for milk and you're telling me there's milk. I didn't have to actually get the cow Oh my god, okay, so then Thomas she's, has this Ashley import and he's like, well, sometimes she lacks a subtle tear. You are the one who just said, why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free. That is not a subtle comment or outlook on life, sir. You're the one who ties a rubber band around your junks. You have a mousse knuckle wherever you go in your white jeans.

Exactly. You're the one who voluntarily started dating someone around your junks. You have a mousse knuckle wherever you go in your white jeans. Exactly. You're the one who voluntarily started dating someone with Terry Gar makeup. Okay. Like you had the warning signs. He's like, I love Terry Gar. The subtlety is so northern. And I'm like, whoa, chill. Chill out, bro.

Chill out. And he's like, but in front of the kids is so low and she's like well to be a Hospice nurse you got to have a lot of sympathy and be a good with a hose She's got access to good pain pills do you have her number? I'd like to teach her a couple of things. She's used to having conversations with people who aren't exactly there. So I guess that must speak to your chemistry. She goes, let's face it, Thomas looking for perfection is a conundrum. Why should he if all people expect perfection? Please work at McDonald's and like anytime somebody gets a special order like you haven't worked hard enough, you're getting it how it is.

Whitney on the other hand, I'll hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, especially Lorda's don't upset us. I still make McDonald's make Whitney McDial teas. Cold on the left, hot on the right, because my Whitney does not get warm lettuce on his burgers. Whitney is educated, which is why he always finds park place. I never have to say that McRib is back because it never leaves my Whitney. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Make up McRib, darling. I'll make them keep a saw of secret McRibs all year round for my win. I love that we've just given Patricia McRid power. That's like that. We've talked a lot about superpowers in today's episode That one takes the cake. When is McDonald's monopoly coming back? By the way, that's more important because you know I don't know That everyone then I go to pavilions and they were like would you like a monopoly piece? I'm like what the fuck is this monopoly? I don't want your supermarket monopoly. I want McDonald's monopoly

Yeah, we can't just all rip off monopoly people. Yeah So now we go to Chelsea and Austin. They're playing golf and Chelsea's like oh Austin is long and lean. He's got the golfer body. I'm like I don't think there is a thing like golfer body is like not a thing thing. Like, swimmers body, yes, the ball body, basketball body. Golfer body, it's like, have you seen some of these golfers? It's basically like dad bod times 12. Yeah, that is never the kind of, that is never a body that's gonna be requested on like,

you know, in the sex bot brothel or whatever. It's like a melted candle. That's beautiful. And by the way, I have golf bod. I have a full golf bod. That's that's my goal. Golf, golf bod. I have miniature golf bod. It's like, it's a golf bod, but then that gets an ice cream, like soft serve afterwards.

Oh, that sounds so fun right now. I'm ill right. I want to do Deadpool and heels and Celine Dion. Oh, the windmill, the windmill. Every single time. Go Fadi, go Fadi, go Fadi. Whale, whale. Oh We may if you put the ball I'm not gonna continue that song parody that's it

Pairty anymore so Chelsea and Austin are like she's like I can just be your friend because that's the kind of girl I am. I'm like having a best friend in a dude And he's like well That's it's all over radio that's pretty much it. He's a radio that loses that loses reception He's an AM radio He goes I still get that butterfly feeling my stomach when I see her I'm like no, that's just your latest batch of home brew. Yeah, no kidding. Stop making your own.

Stop trying to make your own beer. Okay. So it basically it's just him telling her that he's having a party with this new girl. And she's like, hmm. So next up Naomi and that's funny. I wrote a note in brackets. I said, ignored the rest of the scene scene hoping that you would fill in the gaps. That was pretty much it. It's like golf. Wow. You know what I lot golf played with my day at sometimes. I'm just one of the dudes.

Brad and Lizards. So I was just trying to like a like a an nail salon and where Cameron's getting a pedicure and Naomi walks in wearing like a perfectly nice like sort of white sweater but weird blue and yellow fringes around the short sleeve that look like she like attached pom-poms from like Michigan like like the University of Michigan onto her sleeves. It was very strange. It was. It, that's how you know she's still in love with Craig. She's just trying to give him something to sew. Yeah, she's like, well, this is actually a normal sweater. And then he sewed pom-poms onto them.

And I was like, yeah, I just sewed the whole thing. So Craig would have something to concentrate not on when trying to talk to him. At the very least, he can make a couple of friendship bracelets on my shoulders. His eyes rolled into the back of his head after doing this sweater. So Naomi basically is talking about how she's pissed off at this new girl because she loves, she still like has a thing for Craig, even though she hates someone which is he was dead. Yeah. So yeah, they're talking about Peyton basically because because no,'m just saying that she's so happy

when she's not around Craig, but when she's around Craig, she gets angry, and then talks to the talk about this Peyton, and Cameron's like, oh, I met her the other day, and he was like, is she smart? And Cameron goes, well, she's tall and blonde and has big boobs, which is of course Cameron Shade. And then we see a flashback of Cameron with Peyton,

and he just see Cameron say, you look like a Nordic alien and Peyton's like, I feel bad for this Peyton girl because Bayes and the producers were like, listen, we like on a relationship. Why don't you come be on Southern Charm? And she's like, sure, and now she's just getting slammed left and right.

She's just like showing up, sitting on the couches, talking to people, and she's just getting raked over the cold. Yeah, she really is. I mean, he says you have to be a real housewife to get hazed. I mean, they are really putting this girl through it. I know. And like, meanwhile, Ashley, the new girl, Ashley,

they're like, oh, okay, let's be polite to her. But Peyton, they're like, ah, I actually think that maybe Peyton is bearing the brunt of Ashley. Like, they want to be nasty to Ashley, but because she's with Thomas, maybe they aren't willing to go that far. So instead, they're just like projecting all their Ashley hate onto Peyton.

Well, I think they also have done so many girl power scenes. They're like, wait a minute. This is Southern Charm, which is all about making excuses for shit, man. Why are they letting so many women on this show? Like, this is it. Yeah. That's it. This is it. Any more, they're just going to start throwing people overboard, you know? Yeah. So then I'm just like, there must be a drunken California because she seems very thirsty. It's like, okay. And Cameron's like, I wouldn't worry about this.

I can't worry about this. She's like, I wouldn't worry about Miss California girl. Yeah. I like the Los Angeles. Yeah. Miss Los Angeles. Those crazy people from the West. I like the thirsty line, but then Naomi just kept on saying it like the Loss Angeles. Yeah, Miss Loss and those crazy people from the West. I like the Thirsty line, but then Naomi just kept on saying it like the rest of the episode.

She's like, well, she's thirsty, must be a drought, must be dry in here. Thirsty, hey, are we in Phoenix? Because there's a lot of sun in Phoenix and then what happens is people get thirsty. Yeah, it's like she had one bad bus boy and it's traumatized here for life. It's like, can I get a water refill over here? Go on, Dannecrick! So now we go to the Halloween party and Austin is wearing his big costume. He is a co-host of this party with Peyton and his costume is he's wearing a sweater that has a bunch of chicks on it and a magnet, like chick magnet, which is sort of like amusing,

but it's a caution party. Come on Austin. Come as a ball of beer. As somebody who wears the exact same monk robe for 15 years in a row, I'm not going to really get on Austin about this. No, you're not dead. You're just a costume. They're decks. They were like little baby decks. They're rubbered on. You know yours, but yours is like you may wear the same thing, but yours is a costume. His is a gag sweater. I'm sure.

It's different. But you know, it's important to warn people. I don't know. I'm not gonna say. But he's basically a magnet. He's a rubber magnet, which it's nice to see someone thinking about safe sex in this town.

It's about time. Then we see Peyton Poor Peyton. This is like Lindsey Lohan showing up as like what was it? A mouse to that party of Mean Girls or whatever it was. It wasn't a mouse. I forget what it was. But either way Peyton shows up and she's a unicorn, but she's blue and she also has cat makeup on like her face is a cat. It was like this terribly misguided attempt at a unicorn and I was like, oh this poor girl, she is just dumbling right out of the gate. Yeah, and Austin's like, are you a unicorn, a mermaid? And she's like, no, it's just a unicorn. Oh,

god damn it. Why did I do this? I've been putting makeup on for five hours and now I'm like a Dean of Manzell wondering why she waits at her life on wicked. Yeah, there was definitely some like Rizabel going on with her. So, so then we see everyone else getting ready and like you see Thomas and he's shaving his eyebrows with like a Gillette disposable razor. I'm like I don't I don't think that's how you're supposed to do it right? No I've never seen that before. I don't think I would turn to Thomas Ravinnell for grooming advice though to be honest. Yeah. They're all pirates all the men are just pirates. Yeah. They're not really Craig Craig's

boyfriend is a leprechaun which is pretty cute. He's like can't make fun of me if I make fun of myself first. I guess we can yeah, and Craig's like I have to go to a party and get yelled at by Naomi little does she realize I'm a fast processor and when Winning I'm winning some Then we cut over to the girls and Nomies gay and he is just staring into the camera like hi and Um, uh, no, he's gay. And he is just staring into the camera like, hi. Can you see me?

Can you see me, mom? He's like that kid who was doing the Lady Gaga stuff in the back of that, like one viral video. Yeah. He's like, do you see me like I see you? So no one knows what Naomi is. Naomi has dressed like me a Wallace from Pulp Fiction, which is so weird because I had a dream last night Before I saw Southern charm. I had a dream last night with Uma Thurman in it It's not weird and her Vo- Uma Thurman's voice was like smoky and I was like That's weird because I didn't remember Uma Thurman's voice being like that

It was such a weird dream to have and then to have a Mia Wallace thing happen on Southern charm It was like I was psychic. I love that you can recognize him with her man's voice. Well no because it was like such a hot boy. And then because in my dream I was like remember in Pulp Fiction Week, which she was like, Miss meowalis and I was like that I was like a high pitched voice. It was so weird, it's such a weird specific thing that crawled into my subconscious and the fact that then it was on Southern Charm. I don't get it. Well, I thought if the writer at Trash Talk TV

misses me a wall is hi, bitch. So she, hey, bitch, she doesn't write there anymore, but she used to, and I was like, oh my god, it's just still here, bye, bitch. So she, Nomi is upset about this Peyton girl, but she, I didn't know that she was gonna be this mean to her because she's like, well, I'm not nervous this Peyton girl, but she I didn't know that she was gonna be this mean to her But because she's like well, I'm not nervous about Peyton And Catherine's like

Well, she's this girl that came into town and she did Yes, then she did so and so and then she just so and so and then she's trying to you Craig I'm like you understand that that's how this entire cast has been on this show. You're the only one who hasn't slept with multiple cast members on the show, right? Exactly. And she's like, she's just looking for a guy of social climbing's friends.

And honestly, at this point, I'm still sort of like amused at Naomi's wrath because it's like harmless. She's just being a bitch, but like the way you are with your friends in times where you're just like, yeah, you know, you sort of vent, but it's like whatever, it's just your with your friends. It's more or less harmless. But, and I like that Naomi also leans into her psychopathic tendencies.

She's like, I know I'm being a total psychopathic bitch right now, but sorry, I just feel like it. I'm like, okay, she's like owning it. She's owning it, baby. Yeah, so now we go back to the party and T-Rap shows up as like a weird pirate and he sees Peyton and he's like, damn, who's that? Who is that very subtle person that non-northerners who subtle except for her entire costume but she's got breasts and breasts cancel out subtleties.

So, hi, I'm Thomas Ravennell. I love that all the men in Charleston live on plantations and dress as people that live off other people's goals. Exactly. It's like it's so fucking fitting, you know, it's like, does anybody have any kind of tone death awareness on this show? Yeah, not much. And Chelsea sees Austin. She's like, I'll look like a drag queen.

I know. He's like, I'm into it. Yeah. First of all, she does not look like a drag queen. Second of all, she's in a little purple bob and she has like fake tattoos on and a little lip ring. And he's like, totally turned on. He's like, if we, if we ever bone again, can you keep that lip ring on and that wig and those tats, she's like, oh, okay, we were though. As long as he keeps that sexy golf bod. So Austin's like, hey everybody, this is Peyton and he's like, oh my gosh, the fucking unicorn. She's a fucking unicorn.

Catherine's like, I can't tell if she's cute or not. Here's a tip. The first impressions in Charleston don't cover yourself in paint. Like, or sleep with Whitney and Thomas. Like, you days in a row. So now, let's just make up this rulebook

as we go along people, okay, I'm with you. I'm with you. So here's what I like Naomi because she really does do the psycho ex-girlfriend stalking shit. She went to Payton's LinkedIn, which is LOL that Payton has a LinkedIn. And then I was like, um, her LinkedIn says she's here to follow her passion to work in a dark boutique. Which is like ridiculous that it says that, but it's also hilarious that Naomi looked it up.

And then I was like telling everyone about her LinkedIn. It's so petty. It's so petty and nasty. But again, because she's like, up to this point, she's just like, just sort of like living in her psycho-stockerness. It's so petty and nasty, but again, because she's like up to this point, she's just like just sort of like living in her psycho stalkerness. I'm kind of like into it. Yeah, she's got pegs. She's like given it a disease name, so everything is forgiven. Yeah, pegs. I forgot pegs. Yeah, Psycho-Ascroll friend. Psycho-Ascroll friend.

Syndrome. So Craig and Chef are tired. Psycho-Ascroll friend, sausage. I can finish that and says. It's like Craig. Try and live in your outfit a little bit, okay? Because Craig's like, I feel like I'm gonna be yelled at. All right, out of boy pirate. But she doesn't realize that there are like 13 lizards right over there. And then I'm gonna try 13 lizards. You can finish your sense, Ronnie. Finish your sense. No, I'm sorry.

That was really funny. I was talking over it. Oh, I'm about to try and steal her chest of lizard. And she's gonna yell at me. So guess who comes in dressed as Donald Trump? Wow. Wow. Huge.

Wow. Judge of heaven. Wow. Bigly. Bigly. Wow. JD. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH close to the camera, she goes, fuck him, honestly. He's the first person in the world. She's just like over everyone. She's just like, it's like a lyrously bitchy, down-inspirel. It's wicked, man.

She's like the only, she's like the only person not excited Danny DeVito's, they're playing Trump for their party. She's like, oh. And so JD goes up to some woman and She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh's like, no, breakfast at Tiffany's. I'm like, how do you confuse? How do you confuse like Audrey Hepburn for all these like sexual thrillers? Like what? Poor J.D. He knows that his wife's going to be going through his history later. So he's watching just really bad or rated movies from the mid, you know, the 80s. So Thomas is like, well, hello, Catherine. I'm a pirate. Like all gentlemanly pirates do. I'd like to offer you my jacket. She's like, no thanks. She's like, what are the kids doing? He's like, well, we're gonna take him trick-or-treat and then Ashley said we shouldn't write you and she's like, um, too soon. Yeah, too soon. Yeah, she's like, too soon. And then JD walks up to me and's like, mm too soon. Yeah, too soon. Yeah, she's like too soon. And then JD walked up to me and was like,

Wow, wow, look how far you two have come. Wow, look how far I've fallen. Ah, just joke, just joke. Wow. It was like, it was like, very, very instant. An instant spiral speaking down with spirals. His was like an instant fusilli spiral. And then almost on, he was like,

back into it, ah. Feels like a cloud what and then chef me mall chef was like Sabre into a sword fight with Craig gosh look how good I'm with my left hand I'm not even left hand and Craig gosh you're so bad

oh I'm like Marquis de Saad oh as if he hasn't been holding the iPad in his right hand for years okay so they're fighting and then the girls are just being petty as if he hasn't been holding the iPad in his right hand for years. Okay, so they're fighting and then the girls are just being petty. They're like, unicorns are white, right? Not even a good unicorn.

Yeah, well, yeah, yeah. It's a damn machine. The unicorn I've never seen. I was like, these girls are really, I mean, this is the season of woman hour, okay? It's not just what woman you happen to decide is worthy, ladies. Yeah, they are now starting to teeter in from being like hilariously just like shady amongst themselves and now becoming mean girls even though yes We did just clock Peyton for her

Non-thomatic unicorn, but this is different because they were like a podcast Yeah, and they were like right there and the game was like huh? Our unicorn is like my but like what is that? Like yeah, it's blue. What's sort of, you're not supposed to be white. And I think it's when you see a clump of people staring at one person at the same party, that's when it starts to go from being like,

this is so funny to being like, this is getting sort of nasty. Yeah, this is turning into bullying. And the game guys like, well, I'm sorry, but I feel like I'm being stared at. It's a camera gay calm down. And then they had this cutaway, which I loved, where I think it was Leva, which is, you know, Cameron's friend, Leva, I think it's Leva.

Leva, it'll leave it. And someone else, they're like, talking, looking at Austin's shirt, he's like, I'm a chick magnet. I'm a chick magnet and Leva's like, oh, I thought you were a duck magnet, which is hilarious, because like, what is a chick magnet. I'm a chick magnet and love it's like oh, I Thought you were a duck magnet, which is hilarious cuz like wow what is a duck magnet? But also it's like shows how bad a shirt is but I just love the idea really doing oh well Mate, you know in 2018 that chick magnet is a duck magnet. We seem to lips on Bravo. Okay. They're all getting them well well stated well stated. I know I'm deep enough for a deck to swim in so now I am a hand crag Yeah, so Naomi that the women are like Catherine was like let him come up to you let him come up to you

But now me can't control herself so she walks up with a handful She has a bunch of starbursts in her hand They're cupped and she walks up to Craig with them and he's like, oh cool star Starbucks, it takes much of, they're not for you, Craig. Like, Naomi, why did you walk holding them in an Oliver the orphan manner and bring them up to Craig and then be like, they're not for you. Come on, Naomi, you got to get it together. You're now spiraling out of control. It's like throwing a dollar in a homeless dude's hat and being like, I was just asking for

change. Yeah. What's the only person allowed to ask for change? I just wanted to demonstrate how gravity works on a dollar bill. It's asking for change. Yeah, what you're the only person to ask for change. I just wanted to demonstrate how gravity works on a dollar bill. It's not for you. I'm taking it back. Oh. So she walks away. So she walks away and you're like,

oh, well, I guess it's nice to know me tonight. And she goes to the bar and orders a drink. And she's like, that's not Gentry bourbon, correct? Which is great. No. It's a great, like one of the few times on Bravo. I think it's only been like now it's Naomi and Remotus Singer pushing back on Product placement on Bravo. Loo.

She's like, can I please have a glass of Nivia? That would be fantastic. Proof shows up. Oh, sorry, relate. Does anyone need any Halloween touchups? Anyone for here? Work on that loser unicorn? Yeah, why don't you make her white? Why don't you make the unicorn white?

So Austin goes to talk to know me and she's like, um, do you think do you know who I am because Cameron or not Cameron Chelsea said I look like Who did he say? Why might Brute? say Bruce Jenner, but that is so disrespectful. No, no, so Naomi was like, people think I'm, people think I'm, now you made me forget her name. Chris Jenner. Chris Jenner. People think I'm Chris Jenner and he's like,

Oh, yeah. And he's like, no, you're from Pope Friction. You watch like, thank you. He's like, hey, let me introduce you to Peyton. It's like, no, you're from Pulp Friction. He was like, thank you. He was like, hey, let me introduce you to Peyton. It's like, uh, oh, so. I know. And then know me. He's like, love your costume.

Are you a blue avatar? Oh, well, I look like an avatar, but I'm really a unicorn. Chicksau, Peyton, where are you here? Well, productions that I should come to this party. And I'm going to Newcastle number because I was hired by Rob. No, no, don, productions that I should come to this party and I'm gonna get a new cast number because I was hired by Rob- no, no, don't break the fourth wall. Why are you here? Because Charleston is such a hub for dog boutiques?

Yeah. I read your LinkedIn. Yeah, you can see when it sees people who look at your profile, that's me. That little daffodil icon, that was me. LinkedIn slam! Come on. As you go, look, just be honest with me because I'm a girls girl and she goes, mmm, I'm not seeing that. That was me. LinkedIn slam. Come on. As you go, look, just be honest with me,

because I'm a girls girl. As you go, mmm, I'm not seeing that. I'm not really seeing that right now. She's, oh, I see your intentions. I see your intentions. What am I going to get an email next? Asking me to recommend you to a job? Because I'm not going to do it,

but LinkedIn, I'm not going to do it. I'm filling up my spam filter. I'm going to do it. I'm filling up my spam filter. I'm gonna recommend you your qualifications as as horror, horror. You get a horror endorsement on LinkedIn. She's like, okay. And so then, so she says, so now I know I'm just going on about this, she's like, well, what do you,

so you're talking to Craig, you're talking with Craig now and she's like, I don't even know Craig. She's like, well, what do you, like, so you're talking to Craig. You're talking with Craig now, and she's like, I don't even know Craig. She's like, well, it has nothing to do with Craig. And it's everything to do with the fact that you're a thirsty bitch. You're a thirsty, is there a drunken California? Guess what, is there a drunken California? Cause you're a thirsty.

Here, Craig's dressed like a pirate bus boy. Craig, could you get her some water? Oh, he won't do it, and you're just gonna stay thirsty forever. Trust me, I'm in here. I, I've known Craig for eight years. I'm from here and so Peyton's like, so you're better than me? Yeah, I am better than you and if you want me

to do some Kelly Bensonone, I will. I can do that, because I'm from here. Oh my goodness, this is hard to watch. Yeah, I'm like, now this is, I was like, hmm, well, I was really enjoying Naomi's spiral, but this was actively mean, aggressive, and unwarranted. And here's where this, you know, they're always like, southerners, they don't know the southern way.

And this is where it comes in. And the south, if you're gonna rip somebody down and rip them a new one, you do it by being really nice to them and letting them, you know, you just hand them a gift bag full of rope, okay, and let them hang themselves. You don't do what you just did, that was fair. Yeah, it was Laura so mean. I mean, this girl, she barely talked to Craig,

and then Craig says that he has a crush on her, and now Naomi unloads on Peyton The poor girl already has to deal with the fact that she has cat makeup on wearing a unicorn costume That's hard enough to deal with and she's all blue, okay? So then Naomi like walks away. She was the girl. She's like this girl's about to get pushed overboard Yeah, my Naomi, okay, you need to cool your jets. All right, just Relax Yeah, and Chelsea's like what happened? She's like she's thirsty and she needed water

Well, that's not to you Good person And Austin of course chase his down patent Who's probably on the way to the Indian restaurant under his apartment to like cry or eyes out? It's a pie whatever it is. Yeah, the pie a restaurant. Thank you He's like what happened? And she's like, she said, she's better than me that I'm thirsty. He's like, well, I am making beer.

So I can help with that. And he's like, I always figured that Naomi was an angel. And like, you know, I always thought, how do you stay with Craig? And now I'm like, whoa, Craig, good for you for leaving. What a monster, geez.

Well, I mean, I, I, I actually still have always felt like I've seen Naomi's side in that breakup. I feel like I actually really understand Naomi's side. Um, and I feel like Naomi is the sort of person who like Craig, just the mere presence of Craig just makes her into a deranged person. I think that's what we're seeing. But that does not, there's no excuse for her to go after Peyton after like that. So what if Peyton is social climbing?

Let her social climb, let her make her own mistakes. Just relax. I love that it's social climbing to go to a Thomas Ravannell party or like an Austin party. So she is, he is like, what did you do to that night's girl? And she's like, she is thirsty. She's trying to use you. It's like, I fucked her in a piere girl? And she's like, she is thirsty. She's trying to use you.

It's like, I fucked her in a pi-a place. Who's using who? Okay, exactly. We're basically passing this girl around. Like, she's a new pounder bag of M&Ms in a dressing room. Like, and they're not even doing that, by the way. She just is literally showing up and she's going, she's shooting scenes with them and, and she's like,

not doing anything. So then I love this. Craig walks up and he goes, what's up and then he goes, oh, why would you stab me with a sword and she goes, because I have a sword. And she's like, uh, he's like, why do you mean, she didn't do anything to us?

And she's like, yes she did. And he said you could see yourself with her. And he's like, I just considered a one-night stand no means. Like fire. I don't even mind anymore. You know what? We are done. I was like, is this going to be every episode

that you just keep breaking up with Craig? Because it's kind of my favorite recurring thing. I know. And please just do this every episode. He's going to be getting married to somebody else. And she's going to like read their vows and be like I Just officially I'm breaking up with Craig and I love when he's like you're just like burning bridges She's like I don't care. He's like, but what about my bridge?

You don't have a bridge Craig Well, I'm the only one around here who has a bridge not to say it's a pretty subtle bridge It's a bridge of subtleties not like those northern bridges that are very loud. The limo house is like why are people burning the limo house bridge? Who will hate this? It's just like a little bridge in like a Japanese co-pond. That's really vengeful. So Craig feels justified because he's like, you see everybody? This is what I deal with. Now you know what I have to sleep with every night. He's like Eric, it's a backwards.

Yeah. And then he high fives the leprechaun like they actually did something. Yeah. So funny. So that was a good good episode. Why don't we talk a little bit about Southern charm, New Orleans, that aired earlier this week. I'm really into this show, by the way, I've decided.

I really like it. Where are you? Because you were pushing back on it. I mean, I just, not really. Really. I don't like it. Why not? It's just boring.

Like, nothing happens. I'm not rooting for anybody on the show. I think they're all a bunch of dicks. And then the only guy I liked, the personal trainer guy, I call someone a faggot. Who does that? You know, it's funny. I totally missed the faggot part. I piece it together. I thought that was happening next week. Um, no, it happened in this one.

And I had to read what it was online. And then he's like, I'm so sorry. And then he gave us a bravo blog about how sorry he is about the whatever which been there. Don't that, you know, at least he said sorry about gross. Like, I don't root for you anymore. I hope you all get divorced. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I figured I thought that was going to happen next week because they said in the previous

for next week, like saying that word is like saying the N word to a black person. I was like, Oh, shit. Did you say it did you think that I missed something here but I thought it was gonna happen next week either way I don't know I'm into it I like all the characters I like I I'm enjoying the storylines the big thing that happened this week was that we had to fall out from the stupid guys and I where they were painting and Jeff, the white couple, they, at the end of last week, they were fighting and bickering and so this week they get into the car and

Jeff has made this painting, this, I guess, stupid painting. First of all, they were supposed to be painting models and his painting is just like a weird blue and teal in this and he's like very determined to take this painting home like I'm like dude Let it dry and take it back tomorrow. So he they're they're in the back of this like uber Excel and Reagan is drunk Jeff is drunk and they're bickering and he's like precariously holding this oil canvas Dude, why do you have a wet oil canvas with you right now? What are you doing? Oh my god this turned into the craziest fight. So she's like, don't be upset. Don't be upset on. And he's like, look at your phone because I called you multiple times. And I just don't get service out

here. And then, you know, we're drunk. We start criticizing each other. We're drunk. And she's like, well, normally, like he doesn't drink too much. Maybe that's how like he now reflects his mouth. That's how he reflects his internal Juggles he gets drunk and he has Yes, Frank that I'm at yeah, we are in the unbrained man Well, she keeps it. He's not mad. He's not he gets mad or emotional should be like it's the CTE I'm concerned with him brain. Yeah, it's like stop. It's like it's not the CTE whatever And then she's like, well fine. You can sit there and you can make your paintings.

And then she pushes the canvas. And then she gets like paint on his suit. It's his own dumbfalt to bring a wet canvas into a small uber. But at the same time, she didn't have to push it. And that sucks. And he's like, you just got paint on my suit check. He's like, well, I'll clean it.

I'm like, bitch, you're not cleaning paint off of a suit. This is not like red wine. That is paint. That is paint. He's like, you don't even clean. You're mean. And if I did this to you, you'd be in re- or I'd be in rehab. And he's like, I'm not just some disabled crazy person. You get to say NFL brain every time you get pissed off about something. I'm out of here I'm getting out of this car. Let me out of this car. God damn it. And then he gets out of the car It starts like running oh my god. So it's running around like an industrial wasteland They're like just running and so then barren to me come over because she's like So they come and then berries like trying to chase him down

But he's like um we're in the South. I'm not gonna be trespassing and black at the same time because I'm gonna get shot immediately. So he's kind of like, hey Jeff, hey, you wanna come over here? I'm gonna stand on this side of the road here. So he's like trying to chase down Jeff and Megan. Aaaaah! Eeeh!

Eeeh! It's because like I know, baby, I know. Aaaaah! Eeeh! Eeeh! Tameek is like, I know, baby, I know. Eeeh! Eeeh! And, and finally Barry is like, okay Jeff, how about I just drive you home separately and Jeff's like, I can't, I can't, more laps, more laps. He's like, just please leave me alone,

stop following me, cameras, God dammit. They're, they won't, you know, of course. And he's like, please just leave me alone. So Tameek takes Reagan home, and then these happy tech start popping up the stream from Barry he's like oh everything's great I got his big smiling face on this bloopy text in the middle of all the drama yeah and Jeff is like it very goes get in the car come on Jeff and he's like I know how to get home, okay. I'll get home, no matter what.

Like, it's his thing, he's gonna, he's like, dude, we live an hour and a half from here, okay? It's like it's 70 miles away from here. He's like, I'll make my way, I'll do it. I'm like, you were sweating so hard. Even if you were to get an Uber, they would never pick you up. You were like a scary drunk sweating big man. Like, in the middle of an industrial

like wasteland, no Uber is going to open their doors for you. Yeah, gross. So then Regan, he's sleeping on the floor of the condo in the French quarter. Yeah, the next day he wakes up, he's wearing his suit vest. He's like no shirt, but a suit vest that's like holding him in like a cheaply-made corset. It's a bad look. Yeah, bad. He really needs, now like Bravo, if you're gonna be bringing Privin here, bring Privin

here. So please, help him out. Help the poor guy out. This guy needs Priv, like no one else is need Priv. That hair, because you know, he is hair, he's doing a thing with his hair where it's slicked back on top, but it's never slicked back so it's always just like weird curly like

Platform on top of his head It needs to be cut. You can have crazy eyes Or you can have that haircut. You can't have Know what I mean and then squat on an apartment floor. Yeah, you cannot you can hear three things you cannot do you cannot have crazy eyes crazy hair and Sleep in your suit vest and why was he all of a sudden so modest? He was like Why why was he wearing a shirt like I didn't nothing made sense that he'd slept he slept overnight in his suit vest Yeah, nothing goes really making sense. But a whole board of stricken shows up and she's like, what is this?

Jam, this is where I come to be alone. And he's like, I look like a blackjack dealer. And she goes, uh, you look like a busted up chip in the house dancer. It's like, okay, maybe today just be nice to him. Maybe just the morning. You know, that was a pretty big fit to throw. Even if he was completely in the wrong, which I think you're both wrong, but even if he was completely in the wrong, maybe today is like a night, you know, morning to be nice,

but she's not. Exactly. And then she's like, you're sleeping back when she's like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I flipped out. I'm on my husband back. And it's like, I don't know how to cope with my anger and stress. And she's like, okay, well, I don't know if this is the multiple concussions or the stress of his entire family betraying him I'm moving out basically yeah basically so now they're like on the verge and so then she winds up

going to Tamiqa's house Tamiqa's dot like her daughter and her niece are like having a sleep over and Tamiqa's making cookies and she's like, I've never made cookies before. She's like, they are not done yet. So she's like, okay, I'm gonna put them back in the oven. Hey, let's go outside to talk for a little bit. I'm like, she even said the cookies take only like six minutes to bake. It's really more like 12. If you ask me.

I'm like, I'm gonna have a convection oven ban. Oh, sorry. And so they're like, I thought the same thing. And then my friend was like, convection oven. And then I went on Amazon. I was like, how about just a convection oven ban. Oh, sorry. And so they're like, I thought the same thing. And then my friend was like, convection oven. And then I went on Amazon. I was like, how much is a convection oven? Cookies in six minutes. So they go, so they, so she's like, okay,

I'm putting the cookies back in the oven. And then they go out to the porch and never go back into the kitchen. I'm like, is someone going to check on the cookies? Those cookies are burning. Like no one's touching it. Tent again, the cookies. I'm just getting so mad. I love when people on Bravo pretend to be good parents

and then forget that they were pretending, you know. Yeah, so they just like to talk whatever. I just, they'll point, no matter who's why I brought up a scene this because I needed to talk about the cookie about that cookie situation. Yeah. So, you know, and then while they're talking,

Barry's talking to Jeff and being, and saying, like, you can't do that and Jeff's like I have to figure out how to cope. I need to like get some help you know stuff like that But meanwhile The big thing is that Reagan is doing a big party for her little door knocker pins Which I actually I actually like them. I actually of like the we've seen jewelry before on Bravo and I actually I'm down with the I'm down with the I'm down with the door knockers. The door knocker. I don't remember them. I don't even

I was a whole point of a party. The whole point of a party is she makes these little door knockers that you put on like your lapel. Like if you look at a picture of Jeff he's wearing one on his lapel they're like they look fine they're inoffensive and they're I sort of like them. Okay, well, door knocking pins. All I noticed from that is that, I know, sorry, I didn't write anything down about door knocking pins. But all I got from this basically was that she has a company and Jeff does everything.

He does all the stocking and merchandising and fixing and she's always like, you don't even have a job, Jeff. I'm like, he's running your company, lady. Like, well, you're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school.

You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school.

You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. You're in law school. It's like so obnoxious like you're so annoying on the other hand, I was like, oh, that's a great body. I cannot stop looking at it

Too bad. It's too much. It's sad. It's like a reverse eating disorder and it's sad No, but I like not stop staring at it. I was like, oh my god It's like when people post pictures of Ashley from Southern Charming. They're like, she's down at backpack And they're like guys, not body shame. That's how I feel with him like I shouldn't shame him just for working out so much But it's just so like who hurt you? Perfect. I know who hurt him and who hurt him and made his body so perfect. So he comes with that girl. I forgot her name. She's like, I mean, I'm not staying. I got the shoes and the tunes are selling lips. You're a thing of a man. Oh, hang in there.

Hi, you dad. So it's just so there over there talking and then Tamika is just going to be a nasty horrible human being to everybody that she comes in contact with on this show. Yeah. So basically Tamika, she pulls aside Justin because Justin and his girlfriend, whatever her name is, Nola Midler. So he basically, like, you know, his whole thing is that they're going to be moving in with his parents and they haven't gotten engaged yet and whatever. So to me, it's like, so is she the one? Is she the one? He's like, well, like, I'm figuring

that out, you know, we haven't even one? Is she the one? He's like, well, like, I'm figuring that out. You know, we haven't, we haven't even been dating, we haven't been dating for more than like a year, even, you know, and she's like, well, you know when you know, I'm like, I don't think I think you know when you're in love. I don't think you know if it's gonna be your lifelong partner in that first year. Yeah, she's horrible. It didn't even start that innocently. She comes up to him and she goes, well, you know, I'm judgmental, judgmental about relationships. So here I come. I'm coming for you. True. Now, when did you know she was the one and you don't even see that she's the one? Is she the one and he goes, well, she's the best and she goes, ah, no, you know, you should know by now.

Yeah. We've been together less than a year and then of course the girlfriend comes out because she sees, you know, Tameka Trouble her cane, the hurricane of terrible eyelashes. Mm-hmm, moving over there. So she's like, what's up? Yeah. And we're talking about what? It's like, don't, don't, don't.

So why are you talking about us? Well, I was just asking Justin a few of the one. He said, I don't know. Yeah. And so then she makes this girl feel terrible, you know, about the situation. And you know that Justin's just thinking, I am not going to tell you anything to me because I know you and I'm not going to tell you that she's the one or not the one

because then you're just going to go and gossip and make a whole thing. So I'm just not going to say anything. And now she's turning it around and being like, well, he's not being upfront. And he may not think that you're the one. And then this girl's like, oh, well, okay. And it's like all awkward. And then they comes over and say, let's going on over here at my party.

And they're like, well, there's an awkward moment. She's like, well, I don't want my guests to feel awkward. So I'm starting to meet her. Can you like walk away? Because I don't want awkwardness when I'm talking about my door knockers. And Tam, to me, it's like, oh, okay, so talk tomorrow. You guys want to talk tomorrow, said,

want to talk tomorrow. And then she goes inside and she goes up to Jeff and whoever else. And she's like, oh, you guys doing okay because Reagan is mad and rolled up on me. I'm like, oh my. You started to make a, so then to me, go wind this like singing an area with like John and she's with Barry and

she's like talking about the, I think this is when she's talking about the whole thing, right? And then what was it? Because it was when that like Giga was like insecure. What was he saying that about? Because she goes now it's yeah, now it's the artist and his gay friend and then there, you know, the bimbo that he he was dating. And so, Tumika is like, he's like, I'm going to take you away from this fighter, whatever. So he's sister down and she's like, John, I try to steer you in the right way, but you don't listen. And she's like, um, look, uh, what oh, he goes, well, there's a rule here, apparently, you guys guys like if you have a party for your boyfriends

You have to invite to me. Oh, yeah, because you're all sitting across from them And she's like, oh yeah, cuz she's the wife and she goes, um, okay, well my husband is here And he's like it's completely unfair for to me to jump on someone for having an opinion And they just start fighting about his spot his party Yeah, because you're like yelling at everybody now and that's when the gay guy was like Yeah, he started fighting his party. Yeah, because he's like yelling at everybody now. And that's when the gay guy was like, you're insecure and she's like,

I'm not insecure at all. I'm like totally, totally secure. I'm like a very musk, I'm like, like the more I talk, the more secure I am. I'm like, I'm like actually like a bang-fowl. I'm so secure, I get it, I'm just a joke, I'm just a joke. And then the guy, again, that's a hot button word insecure.

It's just like such a hot button word. Do you have anything to say? It's not like a hot button word. Yeah, and he's like insecure and then he like leaves and then and then bearers like, you know, fuck this guy. So we get something like, hey, that's my wife. You can't talk to my wife that way. And this guy, honestly, this guy was provoking. I mean, to make it maybe ridiculous, but this guy was being provoked with guy was like, don't touch me. Don't touch me. The moment you touch me, I'm gonna sue you. I'm gonna sue you. I'm gonna live in your house because I'm gonna sue you. If you touch me the moment you touch me. I'm gonna sue you. I'm gonna sue I'm living in your house Cuz I'm gonna see if you touch me. Don't you mean like I'm like, okay? I'm gonna see you to the fucking boots, which is my favorite me saying ever

But he did not provoke he walked away He's like okay, and Barry is just sitting there while his wife tells every single fucking person off in this Yeah, but this but this guy doesn't even I don't know I don't know what his relationship with smekers, but he was like He was basically Being like like bitchy queen to her. He was you know It's like mmm insecure and secure It's like who the fuck are you and then Barry just he stands up as like listen Don't talk to my wife that way and then the this guy's immediate reaction is oh don't touch me

I'm gonna sue you. I'm gonna sue you like who goes to that place. No, he walked out this guy walked out Well, okay, he got mad. She got mad. Well, no, he didn't just walk out He went he went insecure and walked out like that. It was like he'd lob something and walked away and bearers like that's not cool I mean, I admit bearish and like maybe bearish and have gotten up but bearish, you know I don't think it was the worst thing in the world You didn't go to get up. He chased him out. It's like he did but no He didn't like go running after him. He just got was like was like, hey, he even was sort of like nice about. He's like, hey, don't talk about my wife that way.

Like, I thought it was like a perfectly fine. It wasn't, it was like, yeah, there was some aggression, but it wasn't like the worst aggression. I thought it was, I thought it was more provocative of that guy to be like, you're insecure. And then walk away. Like that, that's like a petty, like, like a nasty moment.

And bear was like, you know what, I'm not like, that's like a nasty moment. And Barrett was like, you know what, I'm not, like, that's my wife. And he goes up and he's like, don't talk about my wife that way. And this guy's first reaction is, he could have been like, you know what, relax. And then he could have walked away, but the guy's first reaction was,

don't touch me, I'm gonna sue you. I'm gonna sue you, don't touch me. I'm gonna sue you. It was like such a, he took it to like such an, watch the movie. I'm strong. This guy, I thought Barry was being total extra. I think we're watching different shows because Barry was the one who's like, you don't

talk to my wife like, well, he got that way. Step to me. Step to me. Well, but if you look, if you look back, like he initially was like, hey, don't talk to my wife that way. And then this guy was being real like, I'm not. Well, how about you tell your wife, and then, you're fucking of not just everybody. Well, I really think of everybody being like, oh, the woman like, oh, the wife can just come in and say whatever she wants

and no one can say anything back. You know, that's bullshit. Your wife doesn't ask whole. So have that instead of tattle-telling on everybody all the time, we're trying to beat people up for her or calling them faggot in public. How about you maybe tell your wife to shut the fuck up for once?

So I mean, she was definitely provoking it, but this was also a conversation that she was having with John and this guy and sort of, I'm just saying, I don't think that Barry was like super aggro in the beginning of it and this guy was being extra, but I mean, obviously Barry got aggro and I guess there was the F-bomb, which I completely missed.

I thought it was gonna happen next week, which obviously is inexcusable, but I just don't think it was as simple as like, oh, Barry was like, roided up, it was like, next week, which obviously is inexcusable, but I just don't think it was as simple as like Oh Barry was like Roy did up. I think he went out there Like don't talk about my wife that way and then from that point Barry's when this guy started really sassy Barry Barry's that's when Barry's start to go off Hmm, hmm. We're just gonna disagree on that one. I think he was a complete monster. I mean, wow

I think he was an asshole and that's my problem with the show. I don't like anybody on the show. That guy I like, he can go fucking all of you. I like all of it. To me, because an asshole, she's just fucking, I like to me. And fucking with the releases for no reason. The other ones like gaslighting her husband, it's like, Oh, now NFL brain bothers you, although I did like the part where she was talking to the other NFL wife about, because that is a serious thing. Yeah. And here we are in America rooting on football, and then we're like, what's, we're giving them all brain damage.

Yay, let's go watch football. Yeah, this other woman is like, my husband already is coming down in dementia. I sent him to the supermarket. He comes back without anything. And so it's like, It's also being a husband. We've all sent a man to a grocery store with a list.

Okay. They come back with like fruity pebbles. Well, anyway, I like the show, come back with like fruity pebbles. Well anyway, I like the show and I actually like a lot of them. So it's kind of funny that we have two different perspectives and you guys, you weigh in. Let us know what you think about these people and if you like the show because I'm curious where everyone else is standing on it. And in the meantime, let's wrap up this week by going to the crap-ins mailbag, shall we? The Music I sure did. Oh good.

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I have a T-dose martini with the twist. The next to that, I have a diet coke. And the next to that, I have a glass of water, okay? And usually a basket of bread if I'm in a place that's classy. Yeah, that's very classy. I'm always all over the map a little bit. Like, at the live shows,

I've got into the habit of drinking Bud Light on stage. Just because it's like easy, and it's like not too much. It's drinkable, but it's like not too intense I don't like lose like I don't become like a crazy person on stage But I also really like Bud Light people like Bud Light but I'm like I like the way Bud Light tastes I think it's very drinkable, but I like a lot of beers I like if I'm at a bar and I'm gonna be ordering a beer and I don't feel like dealing with a nonsense of whatever micro Brews there because with the fuck knows what each any mic I need any micro brews are we're not all Austin okay I'm just like

give me a cellar or twig so I'll take a cellar usually and then in terms of like cocktails I have become like a Jack and Diet Coke not a Gentry bourbon but a Jack and Diet Coke person I used to be a big vodka tonic person, but I found that not all vodka tonics are created equally and it's such a simple drink, but if someone puts in too much tonic water, it's like, I cannot deal with this tonic, and I'm not about to do a vodka, so it just does not work for me. I can do it, but it's just like flavorless. I'm like, well, so I find that Jack and diets are a pleasant thing.

And if I feel like getting drunk, I will, I will usually start off with like a dirty vodka martini. That sounds delicious. That's what I like. I do not like the taste of alcohol. I think it's disgusting. I drink solely to get a bet. I love it. That's why I stick with vodka soda or vodka I actually love tequila And if I if I've ever going to a place that's all about like mixology and like interesting cocktails

Where it's not like I'm just out of bar and just want to order something quickly. I will usually go for a tequila or mezcal drink first Oh, there you go. Yeah, so what else is in there being? Um, let's see how about um Sharon. Sharon says, love seeing you guys in New York and can't wait to see you again in Philly. Yay. And we have two Philly shows by the way, everyone. Here's my question. I hate Thomas Ravannell with a burning passion. I think he's a narcissist and a sociopath. I think he's using Ashley as a torture device with Catherine and I can't watch it. Usually I enjoy watching the crazy or bravo liberties. I mean Vicky Gumbelson is also delusional but she's good TV. Has there ever been or is there now a bravo personality? You just

couldn't watch Kim Zolciak for me. Well, Kim siaq is a monster, but she's usually been fun to watch up until the past. She's she's she's just crossed the line. She's jumped her own. I don't need to say she jumped her shark. She just jumped her lips. She jumped the dolphin. Um, no, actually, I have to say some of the ones who have made me the most furious, I would be upset if they left the shows. Like, Tamara Barney makes me, she makes my blood boil. She's like a tamycha to me, that type of person who's just mean to just, but I like watching her though. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like I want her to stay on the show, not to me, can I say so?

She's an asshole. But Tamara, like, I don't know, there's something about her, like I'm glad she's on the show. But she's made my blood boil. Kyle used to really make my blood boil from Beverly Hills. Yeah, she's. Yeah, she's really stopped doing much on the show. So she doesn't beg me as much. But no, there's no one I really won't watch. There have been actual shows full of people that I can't stand. And this is turning into one of them, to be honest. But, no. I mean, you just deal with it. Yeah.

Well, yeah, I'm from here. Yeah, for me right now, Kim Zolciac is the one that's jumping out of me. I think there have been other ones. But I think- Oh God, Bobby from below deck was one for me. You see, they'll start flooding, they'll start flooding, because I think like, oh, I'm healed,

because I forget about these shows the second They're over but man I'll get retraumatized really easily and Bobby will retraumatize We hated him hated chef Adam from that show. He's coming back Yeah, chef Adams back. I'm trying to think the ones that but but a lot of those people like I hate but I like I like that They're there like Kim Zolsey act I'm like I just don't like her anymore and I don't feel like she needs to be on bravo I feel like she needs to be canceled, you know her life not her not well I don't want her to like to die but like her her reality TV life needs to be canceled

You know yeah, I got that way with Brandy Glanville at one point But that since like walked back and now I feel like and not just just because we're on her show, I just feel like, okay, like I'm, I, when she was on celebrity big brother, I was like, oh, I forgot how much, like, there were times I really enjoyed Brandy, and like, there's certain aspects of her that are just like really, very fun, and sometimes her truth telling is really good, but then she's really good at fucking up her own situation, so, you know, that's on her, in terms of like sending those nasty tweets about pink dog to Lisa van der Pump I'm trying to think if there's anyone I mean Patrick from Van der Pump rules. I don't need to see him anymore But he doesn't really count. He's a minor, you know, yeah, I think that's basically where I land on that

Okay, what else is in there? Let's just wrap it up for the week, shall we? Okay. If you want to submit questions to the Crappens mailbag, you just go to patreon.com slash watch for Crappens and just support the podcast at the mailbag level or above and you can write in questions. That's how you do that. Webag level or above. And you can write in questions. That's how you do that. We always appreciate the questions. And then we'll be back on Monday to talk. Some real housewives of Potomac, I'm sure,

and then next week we'll have a report of our countis and friends. We're gonna be in Chicago next week, which is great. And by next Friday, we'll be back talking about Southern Charm. I'm just curious to see Ronnie, if this is gonna be one of those shows, we're like, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, and then all of a sudden, you find yourself loving it, because that's a lot of time.

That's an arc that you often go on. Yes, that is true. That's very possible, but I just, usually I like, I start to at least like him on the third recap. I don't know, I thought it would at least be fun to make fun of Reagan, but I think she's just horrible. And I think she used that man up and she's about to spit him out and to meet us horrible.

And those are the main people on the cast, those two, you know. I don't watch it for the men. I don't know. You hated below deck at first also, so. And I still sometimes do. Sometimes that show really still is just maids on a boat fighting about stupid shit. But for the most part, I really like that show really still is just made on a boat fighting about stupid shit, but for the most part I really like that show, you know? Yeah, well, and then yet you find

Charity for the party funny whereas I can't stand it. So I guess we have Just I guess I love I love white trash pretending they're not white trash. It's always cracked me up So you know guys who it doesn't really matter. We're talking about it either way Nothing really matters Everyone have a wonderful weekend go to watchcraftens.com to buy tickets to our live shows We'll see a bunch of you next week in Chicago and we'll we'll we'll see each other but not really next week on Monday for Potomac Hey Bye everyone! on Slash Survey.