Watch What Crappens - SummerHouse: Happily Everett After

Episode Date: March 16, 2018

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It should be super fun. So those are all good things that everyone should participate in and your life will be just so fulfilled as resulting in it. Yeah. Yeah. But for today, I think I've watched your participate and then this birthday. That's the birthday. The cows and birthdays and stuff like that. I know who else is this Angle on you know this episode's gonna be a mess because it opens with Carl narrating it. He's like We reached a ceasefire all to me. She'll do her and we deaf won't be doing each other Yeah, well, I'm trying to work on my communication. So like I'm gonna communicate the fact that we deaf are not gonna do each other work on my communication. So like, I'm going to communicate the fact that we're not going to do each other all. So we start out with Len. Well, it's that it's that it's the we're still at Kyle 35th birthday party, which is for some reason, I don't remember why they're all dressed like

colonial times, you know, and powdered wigs and stuff Yeah, they're protesting they're protesting aging. Oh, yeah, that's right. They're having like two party By having a tea party, which is yeah, you know She's kind of an adult beverage, but I guess tea party is a little girl game So I'm not really sure what to think about this party, but I love the wigs I think it's all that was left in the props warehouse when they decided on this. Like, uh, I guess there's some wigs we can do this. So they're all dressed up like that. And as we left, just as how we left off the last episode, we see Avret walking up to the party going, Mr. Radke. Uh,

Mr. Radke, the trampled back. Yeah, geeks. We're back. Radke, Kanuki, Funtoki, flagdokim. Like, okay, everybody, we know that you all have last names. Okay, it's like a full call. It's like a full call in a white people's room. Yeah. So, I'm just like, what do I do? It's like, average bag.

What do I do? Stephen's like, catch him off guard. She'll have host boss. I don't know what that means, but you know, Tulenzi basically means like I'm a boss. I'm a boss batch. I'm my name is Lindsay. I'm a boss of things and I own things and pizza beats with never frozen machine different work for me. I got the taco contract I'm not always sure. It's like a really good idea to catch a soldier off guard who has clear PTSD Like maybe approach wait maybe approach from the front approach from the front. Let him see you coming Ever it's like I'm gonna pop one of these cans of America. Yeah, geek,

geek beer. Yeah. Delicious. California. America. Brad. Yeah. What's up, Brad? Guy gentleman. Hey, John's, John's, John's, John's geek. My god. Jent. Jent. Everyone just goes home. It's like the protest is over. I'm a protest. He's like, you know what I realized there. I realized that in our relationship, it was me and it was you. You. You.

You. You. You. You. You. You. He's like, you know what I realized there? I realized that in our relationship, it was me and it was you. You, you gave me everything I want, everything. Name is Lindsay, if I was like that name. And then, like 10 people.

And I never gave you anything, nothing. Nothing. I want to change that! I want to keep you happy! Everything! Since we broke up, I just think about our relationship and all those times it could have been you and me

going to Carvelle together getting a cookie-puss! Instead, just me looking at cookie-puss be like, that's too much for one man to eat on his own! Maybe I'll fudge you the whale and that was still too much! Guess man to eat on his own. Maybe fudge you the whale now is still too much Guess I'll just have an ice cream gun

By myself See we're looking at a cookies puss Seriously, and you're like trying to make me feel like you're here for me and you're looking at the puss of a cookie I want to live with you and cookie-puss She's like, okay Can you fuck me? Yes. We should mention this all to place.

They were like sitting in like the woods getting ticks. Yeah, they immediately went. They're like, let's get lined together. I mean, that's, you know, that's romantic. Yeah. So she goes, this is not the first time I've heard that song. That dance. He goes back to his old ways. So right now, this is not the first time I've heard the song that down. He goes back to his old ways. So right now I'm not talking, I'm not taking this with a grain of salt. I'm taking it with like Salt Lake City.

Like, you're an idiot. And they hate you so much that they don't, it's like, you know, they made her do that. Yeah. I know at least say the Dead Sea So so cut me up, so then there's like a montage of like while they're having sex in the woods It's like party times by time to hear Carl's doing more live more live More like James more life more like James. I'm just trying to be a better communicator about more life more life Saturdays for the bros

For boys more life let's cavity. Yeah more life, more life. Satter is for the bros. For boys. More life, let's have these. Yeah, more life, more life, bro. And then someone, was it Kyle who did this? Well, first of all, someone brought a bag of tea, like loose tea, they brought like a sack of it, which is like a little above and beyond. And I think it was Kyle who like emptied the tea into the pool.

He just poured this giant thing and it's like, oh my god, that's like a few thousand dollars worth of cleanup right there. Yep. And then Lindsay and Everett do this thing. Lindsay has this unfortunate side effect where she gets guys to want a fucker, but then she can never seal the deal. It's like, I don't know what she's doing, but she's like, look everybody we're gonna fuck. It's like up against a tree, Gatling. Then they're in the living room and she's like doing the splits in the new space. Everything she can do to show everybody how much they're gonna fuck, but she never can quite close that deal. Yeah, it's not like a pizza contract. Also taco contract. The pizza was taco contract. Sorry. Sorry.

It's a margarita machine contract, so you were blessed. So we see Amanda bring out cake for Kyle and his stuff is facing to it, you know, as researchers at Kyle. I made guac, and you could have put your face in that, but you put it in the cake. Now you're going to grow up. I thought when you were 35, you'd be totally different. This is going to be the last time I'm going to hold a cake for you while you put your face in the

Kyle. So everybody's, I'm just saying Kyle. Kyle. Like Kyle, we're gonna have to leave the pool and he's like, I can't believe like it did that. Like look at it. It's like brown. She's like, you didn't know that team made a color when I went into the water. Kyle

Don't you know how T works? Don't you go? When you grow up tomorrow when you're an adult because you're not an adult yet But tomorrow be an adult when you're an adult will you learn how T works please Kyle? That's your starting about T So Kevin the DJ leads because Danielle has this like like the Danielle's been making out with the DJ so he's leaves like Then the gay leaves that Stephen's been sort of hanging out with Everton and ever it's like with boys with boys and he's just like ever just like looking at the pool I can't even do it. I'm like doing Santa laughs after it has the most awkward one of all of them though And he's just like ever just like looking at the pool I can't even do it. I'm like doing Santa laugh after it has the most awkward one of all of them though because

He's like always on the verge of you know jumping up to the desk or whatever. Yeah, he's like Scary like are you laughing or are you about the kill everybody? It was so tough Seeing the tea and the pool. It's like being back in the arm. Welcome to the rice paddies Tea in the water. That was just like every day for us, bro And now it's tea in the pool. I'm like, where am I? I'm a normal. I'm in the Hamptons I can't tell what a meal what about a meal for the, those the days, like, ever what are you talking about? One of the biggest ladders I ever saw was at breakfast in England. So whenever I hear of English breakfast, I just, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

okay. So, Lindsay calls over Danielle. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Okay. So Lindsey calls over Danielle. So everything seems to be fine. You know, Lindsey and Everett are like trying to have sex. They're happy. Everything's like going, well, and Lindsey calls over Danielle, he goes, this is a bad look for Arra, you need to fucking tell him that. I was like, wait, what happened?

Yeah. When Lindsey gets, when Lindsey is drunk and annoyed, she just starts bossing everybody around. That's what she means. But she says, I'm a that. I was like, wait, what happens? Yeah, when Lindsay gets, when Lindsay is drunk and annoyed, she just starts bossing every penny around. That's what she means, but she says, I'm a boss bitch. You're a bossy bitch. Okay, who are you? She's like, then y'all, that's not a good look for, that's not a good look for, what's it's fair?

I'm sorry, you need to go tell him, it's not a good look for him. And then he feels like, really, I don't even have a job. Will you pay me? Will you pay me the difference? Cause I say I'm working for you. Then he's like, I have to go to a job will you pay me? Will you pay me the day? I'm like, I'm working for you. Yeah, Daniel's like, I have to go to a batch rep party in Canada. Okay, I've got enough to deal with.

So Lindsay's like, even goes to point that to the rep parties. I mean, that's like the most boring look case for a bad. I'm going to ban. So Lindsay's like, outright. Hey, promise he'd make me a priority and prove that I was number one. I'll let him know. I'm like, he's standing like two feet away from you talking to someone else for a second. She's just a worse.

She's like, um, are you f'ing? Oh my god, zero wheels. Come here. Do you think you're here to hang with a boy? And he's like, come on, I can not catch up with Carl. And he's like, oh, then, yeah not catch up with Carl. And she's like, oh, then yeah, catch up with Carl and then leave after. And then she like starts pacing inside,

like stalks off, like she's going to bed. Which just means she's doing that thing where you're waiting tables and you just walk around the dining room so no one can accuse you of standing around. She's like a shark, she can't stop moving. Also, everybody came for Carl's birthday party. So when she's like, when she does, when she does ask like, do you think you're just

here to hang out with the boys? I actually think he does think that because he's invited a Carl's birthday party. I think that's actually specifically what he thinks. Yeah, pretty much. So she the twin five, there's like, my own slants, lants, lants, lants, lants, lants, lants, lants, whatever, whatever, whatever, do wrong. Lindsay see the twin five, they're like, Lance,? I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened.

I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened.

I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened.

I wonder what happened. I wonder what happened. I wonder a fight in the kitchen? And let's go, no. She goes, okay. So was there another girl? And she's like, no. So it was the tension. She's like, oh, I got it. He's a goldfish, right? What? Oh, I'll see you have a riddle, sorry.

So, Vince is like, he should have come into my house and given me only me attention and nobody else. And you want my bag? Keep your eyes open of the pride. I keep your eyes on the prize. I don't care about you anymore. Um, no, I don't care about anyone but him and he shouldn't either. And I don't give a fuck time too. I don't give a fuck. I don't care about anyone but him and he shouldn't either and I don't give a fuck time to I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck you know what get him out of my house She just started seeing random songs ladies You know, it's just another manic Monday. Oh

Yeah, what sure we're Sunday. Oh, it is Sunday. Well, who the fuck cares it But you have a calendar too. Don't you have right? Don't you have right? Hey, don't you think it would have been nice if you shared what day the week or was with me? Everett if you came to this party and were like new with Sunday and I knew it was my thoughts Monday Don't you think you owe it to me to tell me it's Sunday? Everett It's this Sunday, buddy. Sunday, everett I can't think of 80 songs. I'm too old. I'm like, maybe the 80s. That's that's Domino was out there. Top of the charts. He said I have like Betty Davis eyes. Well, who the

fuck is Betty Davis? Give me her number. So she's like, so now she's freaking this is like, I don't give a fuck. You know what? I you know what get him out of my fucking house Yeah, I don't feel my car with gas Have fun with a boy is that's all you care about And then ever goes Lindsay. I thought we had a productive conversation We had like a team meeting now Yeah, I brought. She's lies. They ever had projector.

I'm by the way, everybody. Get those little pin pointers out of your key chains, bro. Tell me where to be at con went. The best part about this is Lindsay's all worked up, but she's still wearing this like little doily dicky thing on her shirt from her costume. She's like in a full, she's like in a normal tank top, but there's this like little lacy dickie that on her shirt from her costume. She's like in a normal tank top but there's this like little lacy Dicky that's just fluttering about as she gets angry and stomps around the house.

Doiley. I love that when he tells her, I thought we had a productive conversation. She's like, we did, did we? Then bow down and tell me everything is about me. You are really a nightmare of a human being. Okay. So the Amanda thinks that she can talk reason and dirt. She's like, Lindsay, if Cosberg is Cosberg, they're the best time to address all your issues with everything. She's like,

Amanda, you want to talk to me about Cosberg? You want to talk to me, my love. It's like, I usually don't rewind the show because, you know, we don't need to be here 10 hours. But I had to see what she was saying and she actually goes, Amanda, don't talk to me about when Kyle's birthday is. Oh, sorry, I apologize.

No, I just think it's so funny. It's like the best fighting words I've ever heard. Don't tell me, don't talk to me about when his birthday is today. It's two minus 10 minutes ago. And the tea is a plan word, get it? And Carl's like leave it up to them to, leave it up to those two to make Carl Cook's birthday about them. Like well, at least you got both of your names in there

Yeah And then like Everett's talking to Carl and then he's like oh, oh you want to talk Okay, someone just like Someone put her in a cage at this point and like put like do what do as they do for birds I put her in cage and put a blanket over it and she's gonna make her go sleep What a girl model for you. Wait. why are you putting a blanket on me? And meanwhile Carl like drops like a jar on the floor. They keep cutting to him like sweeping it up and then Lindsay walks back and goes, good job Carl. Good job Carl. You're on my

shit list. Carl's like, are we good? Sorry, Jens did all did all that. Did something happen? Was this your jar that I broke? I'm sorry, Jens. Did something happen? Is this your drawer that I broke? I'm just trying to learn how to communicate better with Jaws, and I may have dropped it in the process, Jens. Steven's like, I'm about to get laid, so. No, I'm gonna go. So, then it's the next morning, because Steven does go out to meet Travis, and then he even comes back the next morning

It's like I got like and cause I'm eating pizza now. Yeah Nothing's gonna make me lose my appetite. Oh God. I just saw Carl's dirty feet See Carl's feet. Yeah Carl Carl. They're like black Well, I would say clean him off in the pool, but like well I would say clean him off in the pool but every time that pool was amazing because every single time they cut to that pool it was getting darker and darker and darker is fascinating actually. He did.

He did pool. Matt is like just smart. Are you in your 30s? Um, so you didn't know how to you. you didn't know how to you he didn't know how to you were But he goes I'm really surprised that happened and she goes you're surprised that T turned brown when you put it in water Okay, so Kyle's texting everybody all aint only like we go to clean because he wakes up like boring Kyle Yeah, he's bored. Yeah, he does.

He's like very on top of shit when he's like sober. It's weird. So he's making them all clean, Lindsay. She's like, I have to clean. Okay, so she walks downstairs, puts a water bottle on the counter, puts some suntan lotion in a cup of whole and starts to walk away. They're like, um, Lindsay?

That's mine. So, like, do you have anything to say? It's just like, there are like a lot of emotions that run through me when I see Aura and like, there's like excitement and happiness and anger and rage and hunger and sadness and thoughtfulness and then like biatic actions, sciatica. Take a minute, that's not a feeling. It's like touch typing.

From out of feeling. I can feel velvet. Is that a feeling? Crushed velvet because he crushed me. Lindsay is wrong, apparently. We were saying this about Nini earlier in the week. When she's wrong, she just starts listing things. But Nini starts listing, what was she listing?

I forgot. But Lindsay just starts listing random things. She knows she's wrong, because she just figures everyone will get tired and stop barking with. I was like, it's tough to root for you when all it takes is literally nothing to set you off. And then the music goes, don't. And then music goes, well, you know, it's just that I'm exhausted and drained and humiliated and tired and exhausted and sleepy. That's an overspot. That's an overspot. An overspot. An overspot. An overspot. At the end of the day,

it's about its attitude, but I will take full responsibility. I think you just did not take full responsibility. Yeah, exactly. Just, other than that, you had to kick ass party. And Danielle's like, by the way, I've got to go to Canada for a foreign bachelor at party. See you in Manitoba, bye. Oh, Lord, this show.

So now it's like packing, go back to the city, and then we get to see what they're all doing in the city It's like cows doing push ups working hard Coral your numbers are going up. This is odd. This is Dr. Levine talking to coral Yeah Dr. Carl Levine he sounds like he sounds like someone I imagine would sound that's on one of those ads on the back of a bus. It's like Carl, I spoke to the guys and you might make your numbers now. Go after those numbers and go after them hard. Accidently. It's like God of Jents.

So then we see Danielle's apartment and her mom comes by. Her mom's really cute and her mom comes by with all sorts of food. It's like I made empanadas and when you're gonna get married I want to have a boyfriend Danielle's like mom That's it really write me hard mom. Are you a DJ? Just kidding. Hey girl wanna go to commercial Do I cancel like I guess? Celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife and I'm Sydney Battle and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast Disantel. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened,

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How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So Steven Fawze in a plane back home to Alabama and it's not even a Southwest plane and I was like you are fancy. Yeah that's really fancy. He flies and he's like his whole thing is that his parents love him but they're super religious and they don't they believe that homosexuality is a sin and all that fun stuff So this is really eating up to even inside and he wants to sort of have a breaking moment with them where they basically like no We love you no matter what and you take precedent like you take priority in our lives

So he's like I want I have to go down there. I can't hide it for any longer I'm like no fans you're in the second season of a TV show. I don't think you're hiding it very well. Well, they probably don't watch it, you know? That's true. They do. There's no way they get with it. You're right. There's no way they watch Bravo in that household. There is no last time I saw Bravo was when the high school did the King and I. That was me saying it. Tell you that. That guy sure could play a nation well. So Steven arrives in his hometown of Prattville and I guess I feel like that's a bad Oman when you live in a town that's named after Spencer Pratt We're also falling as a joke So he goes home to his family, which the family is very cute.

They put up a little sign that says, welcome home, Steven. And they put three little donuts next to it. I'm like, they really are not accepting his gay because you do not. That's not how you greet a gay person with donuts. That's like torture. That's like, fuck you. If you were straight, you'd eat that. Wouldn't care.

Hmm. I thought it was pretty cute because you never know how these stories are gonna go, you know? Yeah. And the dad's like, let's go to Fat Boys, best ribs around. I was like, you know what? I don't care if you think I'm gonna burn his hell. As long as you're smoking some barbecue for me, okay?

I will burn in hell with my Fat Boys sandwich. Thanks, Dad. Yeah. So basically, you know, Stephen has this, there is sort of like a strained family life situation there. He has two siblings that are seven and 10 years younger than him. So he feels like he doesn't really know them.

He has an older sister who he was really close with, but then he drifted apart from her when he started to realize that he was gay and everything. So there's like a sense of growing tragedy, not tragedy, but like sadness going on around Stephen and his family life. But luckily, we go back up to Water Mill for more antics with the gang of summer house. Kyle.

I just wrote Linsies birthday weekend in all caps. I wonder why. I think I was very excited about it when it happened. It's like, yay. So Kyle's like, I'm turning back to the clock. My friends are like, whoa, what's in the water, man? I'll tell you, it's Rose and Twisted T. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, thanks. So, Amanda's like, where are we? Karl's a word. So, we're a lot better. They're all getting into this, like, van for Lindsay's weekend. And Kyle has a love letter for Lindsay from Everett, which is always a bad idea.

And Lindsay shows up to the van looking like an egg. She's yellow on top, white on the bottom. It's full on yoke and white, et cetera. And Amit's back also, by the way, that's a significant thing. Oh yeah, that was huge. That was a huge, huge part of the story today. Ha ha ha.

Amit's basically getting a free ride to the Hamptons. Like a meat's back. Yeah, hugely important. I'm just going to have everyone here. The ratings just break the chart. He's like, I'm sorry. I thought I was getting on getting on for the jittney. I guess I'll ride with you guys.

So Carl has got a love letter and flowers. Or Everett's gonna be sending flowers. Everett's kind of creeping me out. That guy can be very bad vibes. Yeah, no, I mean, he and Lindsay watching him together, I was like, oh my God, I forget how awful they are together. And yet, I was really missing it. I was like, it was so funny to make fun of their stupid fights.

I know. But anybody who could send flowers to like Lizzie, I mean, no offense, but this girl, she pops into the boobs, it's like, hmm, Havana. Havana. Havana. By the way, I just wanna say in general, I do not welcome that song, Havana, by Camila Cabello into my life.

I reject it fully and I see that this. Havana, na na na na, ooh na na na na, it's like the most lack of a da, no. It's like the most lack of a laxed daisicle. It's like, this woman is like a sleep going, Havana, oh, Havana. It's just like, I reject it, and I feel like Lindsay's birthday celebration is an extension of it.

Yes, it's basically that song. Okay, we're done. Thank you very much. We've recought the entire show. Just had to get that out. I mean, it's, it's late, and I, I have thought. That is a very Lindsay. That is a Just have to get that out. I mean, it's it's late. And I that is a very Lindsey. That is a good way to put Lindsey's because you'll like, well, man, I heard that song. When you just described that to me, I was like, well, maybe she's tired. It's very hot there.

Have you not heard that song that in sip it song? I don't know. I don't think so. Yeah. I don't listen to things. Do you know that? I just I'm like Alexa be quiet. I just feel like I never approved that song to be in pop culture. You ever have those feelings where like sometimes you feel like no one asked me if this song should be in pop culture and therefore I just cannot. This is no one asked my permission. Every time I make Megan trainer comes on, every single time.

Every single time. I'm like, this is not me. I'm like, did we have a meeting about this? Because I don't seem to remember signing off on the documents that will make a trainer to continue making music. My name is? No, my number is.

No, my number is. Nothing is. No, it's a bad adatico. I'm like Megan, no one is lining up for your name, your number, your sign. Stop repeating it over and over to empower yourself. If you want to empower yourself, I don't know, take a gun, say she asks,

get off my radio, okay. She has a new song out, and I found this out because Shade released a new song last week of all people. So I was like, ooh, I'm gonna go download it. And so I went to look it up in the iTunes Store. I couldn't find it at first. So I was like, oh, I'm sure it's Shadez a new song. It's like everyone's talking about it. I'm sure it will be on the front page of iTunes. The front page of iTunes was like, new notable. Meghan Trainor. I was like, no, no, no, no, no. Let me get... Do not give me Meghan Trainor when I'm looking at the shot.

Is it a beat? No, it's more like, I sassy and Megan trainer. Oh my god, I haven't heard that one. Yeah, it's like I'm sassy and Megan trainer. Oh, no, no, no, no, but anyway, I know people like the Havana song. I just find it to be very blah. It's like, huh? Well, Megan trainer would not have made a blah Havana song. She would have been like, well, Megan trainer would not have made a blah, Havana song. She would have been like, Havana is a Megan and Megan's a Havana. It's hot with some bees. And the the work is his mom is just sitting at home going, cleanest that name. God, I love that name. Cleetus. Great name, green him. I wish those bees knew

what sort of what sort of a name was tending to them right now. was tending to them right now. Oh, yeah, he's like, I will take, I really like where I grow up, but I will take pizza wrap any day of our country bod. Yeah, I didn't understand why Steven was only wearing like the top part of his be suit. His legs, which I'll expose, I was like, this does not seem productive. I've been doing leg days.. I've been doing leg days. I've been doing leg days. So they get in their B suits and

cleat. This is like, well, you know, when it's rainy outside, they get stingy. And I'm like when they get stingy. And it's like, meaning it. I feel like we're really bonding now, dad. We don't like stingy bees. So yeah, they're trying to get the bees out and the students, like, the dad's like, no, don't make any sudden movements. It seems like a running round in circles like you said. He's like, well, I think I got one on my face. Like, I got one on my face. It's like it's like it's like it.

It's looking at me. Oh, no, it's a meat. Oh, right now. It's a bee. He's like bent over backers. That was so funny, Steven, with the bee. And he gets one in his mask or his face cover, whatever.

And it's like, yeah, that's where you don't want to get him. Oh, I thought it was going up his shorts or something. Oh, it got in his face. He's like, what? Oh, I thought it was going up his shorts or something. Oh, it got in his face. I Just I'm mad because this was supposed to be a beekeeping moment for like me and then this bee made it all about himself It's like where's the bee. That's what this turned into. Where's the bee? Where's the bee? I love those commercials. No dad dad, I'm talking about my birthday.

So they kept intercutting this with the party bus. Yeah, Lindsey is basically forcing her tongue down a meat thread. And at this point, a meat's like, well, you know, it's a free ride. Oh, I thought it was Lauren, but I mean, who knows everyone looks the same. Yeah. So they're like, they're partying on the bus. They're just going nuts. And Carl tells us, yeah, well, Gents, Carl 2.0 is about respecting boundaries.

So I'm going to sit back and watch everyone else make out. Oh, yeah, Carl. You're a regular USB 2.0. You know they've come out with USB 4.1 by now, OK? Yeah, he's a real success story for the human rights. I mean human resources, but also human rights. But human resources departments everywhere respect and boundaries. He's like, I still try to answer things slow, but, you know, I'm respecting the rights of Daba.

And meanwhile, a man doesn't the bus being like, I can't believe it. Kyle is still a child. I thought he'd be like an adult by now, but it turns out he's not. I'm like, Amanda. Because Kyle's peeing in a bottle. He's peeing in an empty wine bottle. That was originally the original draft of the Christina Aguilar song. If you want to be with me, baby, pee inside a park hall. Basically Amanda at this point with all this Kyle stuff is sounding like the Havana song. Do you think? Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana,

Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, Havana, You never heard the Havana song and you really haven't heard it. I don't think so But I'm gonna hear it and I'm gonna get angry for you. I'm gonna try to find a fireball tech Do you know I'm gonna find a snet a snippet of it this stupid stupid song you've heard it I it's like on all the time. I don't know why I Don't know I'm gonna play a little part of it. Ready?

Here it is from iTunes. iTunes store. It is Amanda. Yeah, that's all. Yeah. That's all. And then I had a tell him. I had to go.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have my heart in my heart. I have my heart in my heart. I have my heart in my heart. I have my heart in my heart. I have my heart in my heart. I have my heart in my heart. I have my heart in my heart.

I have my heart in my heart. I have my heart in my heart. I have my heart in my heart. I have my heart in my heart. I have my heart in my heart. I have my heart in my heart. I had to go oh It's just awful. Yeah, it's like when Rihanna's tired Because they make her record like 30 songs a day sometimes she just shows up and she's like Kyle Kyle I left my heart in Havana. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Gwok. He's like, I pooped on the street there once. He's like, Kyle, 35 now.

So they walk in, they get into the house. And then he's like, all right, Kyle and Kyle and everyone else can bring the table. That's down there, upstairs and then everyone else. I'm going to put like, play a smash I'm a publicist and like part of what I do is to like kick ass parties and like this is me throwing a kick ass party for myself look I put forks and knives on a table she just starts bossing everybody around her favorite thing to do which means she's done something wrong they can't wait to find out what it is. Hey, but you know, though, she put together a nice little thing for her little after-party in New York, so you know, can't complain.

Yeah, so there you go. I apologize. I take it all back, just kidding. I mean, it did look cute. It did look cute. Yeah, so there are. And the Havana party. It's better than the song.

That's for sure. I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. I just know I don't like the song, but I But I felt like the dinner party at first. I was like, oh my god Like this whole thing like oh my god. My popup says I put together parties like relax single Lindsay and then I was like Oh, she actually did a nice job. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, it's very pretty. They're all wasted so Kyle is not. Matt is like, Kyle, because she had to pour out his B in the toilet. So now she's mad. She's like, I imagine 35 year old Kyle would be ready to be the father of my children. And the father of my children would be like

cleaning my kids' butts. I wouldn't have to be draining his B in the toilet. Yeah, because he's like literally peeing off a balcony now, even though there's many bathrooms that is disposal. And she's like, Kyle, if you're gonna pee in a bottle, take care of it as soon as we get somewhere. He's like, ah, Amanda, I was gonna make a blind being funny. And she's like, Kyle, a bottle of piss was sitting in our fire and he goes, quirked. Quirked. Yeah, quirked. Quirked.

Yeah, quirked and completely sealed off. And she's like, I'm not going to be different when you're a 35 Kyle. And he goes, what's different about when you're 35? Like, you understand quirking better? Kyle. So down at Fat the Boys, Stephen's having dinner with his family, including his grandparents

Yeah, um, they're like, whoa. Wow. It's sure good to have you back home. It's like the city as They're like yeah, that sounds like it We're so proud of you when you moved to the city and the dad's like I cried like a baby sitting by 19 year old to Manhattan With all those queers up there. Oh, I'm sorry, does that in front of you? Yes, you know, I have a very similar story to Steven. I won't go into the whole thing right now because it's in the middle of the night,

but I did the same thing. Am I dad, my parents are the same, really? I mean, further along, I'll say that much. In the gay acceptance, I mean, at this point, what are you going to do? You know, if you can't beat them, you know, just hope that they don't jerk off with some guy in front of you. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, so they're like, whatever. So it's like more, more awkwardness for Steven. I mean, he keeps on saying, he is insisting, like, no, I really do love my family and they're lovely people, but they just, it's hard when they don't love all of me, you know, so I get that

Not I don't have that issue, but you know I empathize so back at back at Habana habana nights Kyle's talking to me and nights, Kyle's talking to me and it meets like, hey Kyle, it seems like you guys, you and Amanda only get into arguments when you're drunk and Kyle goes, yeah, it's called rocket science. It's like what the fuck really great revelation of me. Yeah, no shit of me. It's not great here real and me. Come on, again can't touch it.

Put my finger through it. So it's like, you still like her there, right? And Kyle's like, yeah, she's unicorn. But I'm completely freaked out. How are we gonna ever grow up, bro? I was like, you know what? Get fat. Stop working out so much. Yeah. Stop giving yourself so much energy.

Okay, that's the first step. You get much tired. Much more tired. Much more quickly. Yeah, meanwhile, Carl and Lauren wind up on the balcony with doing some like tequila, jalapeno shots, whatever, it's just the two of them and Lauren's like, wow, I can't believe I, Carl and I would be in a spot

after everything that we've been through. Where it just be awkward between us. Like, I thought that Carl and I would be like, not awkward, but like really awkward right now. And I'm like, Carl, do you feel awkward right now? Carl, how do you feel about this is this awkward is this awkward if I say I was a crossword for you like what do you have to do a shot I'm gonna do a shot I'm gonna do a shot together like you want to do your shot first and I'll do my shot or try to do my shot

then you do a shot I could do have my shot and you could be your half of your shot and it could be like let's do the second half together but each other half like on our own so it's so fun it'll still underpimp but like so it's not together like yeah because I'm like so together like I do like shots. I like shots of Oh, I like shots of whiskey. I like vodka. I like shots of orange juice. I wait, you know, I like our issues, but might be Florida oranges. So I like when she's like, it's awkward and then they cut the car all and he's like pretty dress. She goes, it's a jumper. So me, you want to jump off this balcony? So what do you say? I think it's a jumper. Hehehe. Is that me who wants to jump off this balcony? Is that what you say?

I guess it'd be pretty cool. Sators for the boys. I'll catch you. Give me your weight. Yeah, put your weight on me. You can jump on me, but you'll wait on me. Is that what jump was for? Huh?

Is that like that that I blinded on? Great band. Great band, bro. Hmm. So the flowers arrived from Everett and Amanda's like, have Kyle. Let's put the flowers in my room. I pretend there are us for a while, maybe. And then she reads the card and it's like,

yeah, well, what flowers begets love regrets or some shit and Amanda's like, wow, Kyle said how I should have a Kim Kardashian wall of flowers because Kyle has things to regret Kyle Kyle Can you get me flowers that look like Wacke? So now it's like dinner and they're like happy birthday to Lindsay, etc As like fun. It's like dinner. It's like shots. It's like there's a meat. Oh, hey a meat's here and then shots, it's like there's a meat. Oh, hey, a meat's here. And then, um, think how I was like, I'm gonna get the bouquet. So, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, And he's like, he's so wasted and he's like bringing this big ass bouquet up the stairs and he promptly just like trips and falls right on his face right at the top of the staircase. Let's just like what the fangirl. So the flowers are kind of, I mean he did do a good job of at least keeping the flowers didn't go all over. So Lindsay immediately starts getting pissed because Kyle's like, oh, the thing that I've been doing for a long time, I'm like, oh, really? That's where I've heard this before everywhere.

But that's what, that's what he says to me. Last time, I was a love of his love, I was a new dan, I think for me, I had to talk to somebody like two hours later, two hours later, Kyle. So you don't want to think about it a lot, I want to, I want to, and then it's the twinge. Yeah, I got a heart attack.

Mac Kyle, I was like, and Kyle's like, God forbid a gentleman hooked up with a girl when he's single. I'm like, Kyle, this is not the right time. Not the right time, Kyle. Just say, okay, I'll take these flowers back. That's what you do. Oh, he could be on the belt. This is the right time to pee off the belt.

Not time to make a theoretical statement. But I think that in between his drunken ramblings, I got the sense that he was just trying to ruin her birthday, the way that she's ruined his birthday two years in a row. I just got that vibe. Yeah, although Amanda was the one who made him save the flower, is he could have given those two or like hours before

when she was semi-sover. Yeah, so Carl's like. But he sure did like it, because he's like, oh yeah, because he didn't need literally say, he's like, what about last week, what she did to my birthday? Yeah, exactly.

That's why I think that this is his revenge. And Carl's like, okay, Jen, so I'm getting out of here, bud, Jen's, he just runs off. Yeah, Lindsay follows him. She's like, fuck you, no! And so the Lauren is like, no well then Lauren's oh, I mean Lauren was and then that scene basically ends Lauren being like Kyle No, but not like that was like inappropriate like you shouldn't be doing that and he calls like I have I fucking have every right

I'm like okay settle down Kyle settle down. Yeah, so they're bitching him and Amanda's bitching him and I mean it's just standing It like sitting there and he's waiting for lobster. Yeah, and Amanda's bitching him and a meat's just standing like sitting there and he's like He's waiting for lobster. Yeah, and Amanda's like, I'm only here for the lobsters. Am I right, Amina? And he's like, yep, just chilling. Yeah, like, well, thanks for your participation, sir. Yeah. So meanwhile, then things start to wrap up down in Alabama where Steven is like putting

a little coonskin cap from his childhood. And this parent is saying how much they're how proud they are of him for doing stuff. is like putting a little koon skin cap from his childhood. And this parent are saying how much they're proud they are of him for doing stuff. And this is when Steven's gonna have his big moment, his big scene where he's like, he's like very emotional and he's saying how he doesn't want to disappoint his parents because he wants to open up, he wants to open up his world to them and be able to call him and say who's staying

and all this stuff. He doesn't want to be a disappointment to them. His mom is saying that she loves him and that she doesn't want him to feel it lesser than or unloved and that she's still so proud she wants to hear these things or whatever. So at first I'm like, oh this is great. Looks like see, they proved him wrong. He underestimated his parents. But then... Yeah, because they both said that because their dad was like, oh I'm really proud of you. Not many kids could have moved at your age and survived like you did and you're so successful

and we're really proud of you and we both love you and all that stuff. And yeah, I'm just leaving. I was like, but I want to share everything. And you know, I'm at the gay part. And he's like, well, you know how we feel about Jesus and the Bible and heaven and hell. Heaven and hell. And I'm not laughing because that's funny.

I'm just laughing because like, oh, the memories is fun. Yeah. A couple of years ago, my meanwhile told me, we were on the car. I think I told you this, but we were driving and she starts crying out of nowhere. She's a big cryer that one. And I said, what's wrong? Where are you crying?

And she said, well, it's just I'm not going to be here much longer. And it just breaks my heart that I won't see you again, meaning I'm not going to be going to heaven. You know, and like, what are the options here? Okay. You fucking bitch, you get out of my car, you 80 year old hag. You're a hateful see word. No, she loves me. And that's what she believes, you know?

I believe it's like totally fine what I'm doing. She believes that I'm completely, you know, she's being a rebel by accepting me the way she does. You know what I mean doing she believes that I'm completely you know she's being a rebel by accepting me the way she does yeah what I mean yeah well Stephen's parents even though they're saying that they love me and everything the dad is like but you know we're we stand on the Bible and what the Bible believes in heaven and hell etc so we love you even though you're gonna probably burn hell etc so and that's kind of like heart you that's like I was waiting for the other shoe to drop to be like well

We know what the Bible stands for with heaven hell and everything, but ultimately you're a child and that's what's most important I was like he never really says that and the mom is like Yeah, you know what we believe in that's hard for us and Don't let but honey like people us and don't let but honey People disagree and don't let one choice in your life like you said choosing to be gay to find who you are Oh, she said it twice. I was like no He even said it even started this scene by saying it wasn't a choice. He's like um in case you didn't remember from the beginning It's not a choice. It's not my choice. And she's like, so

meaning it's not a choice that you choose to be gay. I'm not sure I'm following. Can you say that again? Yeah. It's just a, I mean, I'm really glad for him that he opened that conversation because once you've opened it like, it doesn't close. And when his parents are out in public, everybody has seen that, you know, and they're gonna have that conversation. And that's really the only way to change it. And I come from someone, and a family that did not, like this was,

I mean, I've been told my whole life, I was terrified because I was taught my whole life. I'm going to hell and it's gonna be ugly. I mean, it was terrified, you know, and I get it and I don't mean to like brush it off. I think I'm just a lot older. So I've gone through it. And I've seen the light at the end of the tunnel because my family's not like that now at all. And trust me, they're still very religious. It's just people learn to adapt.

Yeah. I'm actually, I think that I think that his family will too. I mean, his dad looked like he was about to cry. Like he saw his son in pain and hopefully they will come to realize that there's a way to sort of actually have maintained like your spirituality and your your religion and everything like that and also accept and welcome and embrace your son and his sexuality. I think what was what was surprising to me was that I've gotten used to a lot of tidy endings for a lot of reality shows and when you see this sort of thing, it winds up being that someone eventually says,

no, but we love you most of all and there's like hugs and it didn't really happen in this scene or this episode and I was like, oh, that's harsh. That's, you know, he really was looking for something and he did not get it. And then he wasn't surprised that he didn't get it and it was just, it was pretty sad. Yeah, no, I like that the editors kept juxtaposing

these scenes with his family with the debauchery of like Lindsay making out with a meat, then humping Carl, and then making out with Lauren. And like they kept switching back and forth to the party best because it's like my sister told me one time she goes, I never thought about this, but mom doesn't want to hear about my sexuality. It's just like all of the shit we do is a sin really. But then of course it goes deeper because it's not just who you're fucking or the actual

sin is who you are as a sin. Yeah,, exactly. So that conversation, you don't really have those conversations, the way you need to, until it's with a really religious person that you love, and from a really religious person with someone that they really love, because that changes every, you know, that's how we'd find them, you know.

Yeah, yeah. So on that note, that's it for Summer House for this week. We'll be back tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow we're going to put up our audio from our Houston show from last week. So you got to tell, yeah, Houstonie. So that should be really fun and get those Detroit tickets, y'all. Get them Detroit tickets. It's gonna be really fun and get those Detroit tickets y'all, get them Detroit tickets, it's gonna be super fun. This was great, we'll talk to you tomorrow everybody.

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