Watch What Crappens - The Mourning After (Chicago Show, Part 2)

Episode Date: May 10, 2018

The first episode of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was so epic, we needed a whole second recap to cover everything. For this show, we're talking Jax's tragic loss, Scheana and Lala's rift, and of course the demise of ROBBBBBB. We try to treat the serious stuff delicately... but, well, we may have failed on that front. As Kristen would say, "Sorry." Thank you Chicago for another amazing live show!! Be sure to check out Crappens #701 if you missed the first part of our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bigger than that. Because she is fantastic. My spirit animal. Like Andy said in the first part of this recap, do you ever consider Googling that? Where? I can't get my line out. OK.

OK, hold on. My eye itches. Yeah. Because right now I clapped fuzz into my face. I don't know where it came from. Yeah. You clapped fuzz in your face. Yeah, I went like that. And then fin' to my face. I don't know where it came from. Yeah. You clapped fuzz in your face. Yeah, I went like that, and then fuzz came in my face.

You cannot say that in a Vanderpump rules. No, you have to be careful when you say those things. Because on Vanderpump rules, fuzz would come in your face. This shows disgusting. You guys, we are so sorry to be back in Chicago. We said this is the first show. Oh my god, it's a late show. We love a late show because that means everyone's a little toasted. Everyone's

had a pump tinier too. When we did Tusha, it was kind of weird because, you know, half the time I act like I'm on something anyway. It's just how my personality is. And so I hate when I'm screaming and yelling and then someone's like, God, he was really drunk. So I've stopped drinking until like towards the end of the half, the half, well look, I've got, look at me, like, like, so I will, what I'm saying is I know I'm an alcoholic now because I knew that this was the show I got to drink.

And I've been back there like, start the show! Yeah. Why is it that I'm starting? Start it! Boom. That's a friend. Oh, boom. Um.

Oh. Sip it up. Thank you, John. Who year came to the early show? Oh, nice. Yes, crossover. Yes, crossover. By the way, I'm sorry, because I thought this meant love.

But then online, they're like, that's the Satan ears. I don't even, like, can we just change sign language when they fit their political goal? Oh, you did this instead of this. Oh, it's this? No, this is Hang 10, yeah? Hang 10. This is love or long horns?

This is I love you? Oh, so I was doing Satan horns. God, dammit. Well, thank God we do this. Continuing my education. Thank you. Thank you. So, you guys, first of all, thank you all for coming. You all look are beautiful. Look, I love this haircut I'm saying over here. It's giving me some Annie Lennox, which I love Cynthia Bailey is here Cynthia Bailey is sitting in the Leanne lock and chair Yes, anyone anyone who came to our show in September knows that that's exactly where Leanne lock and said that is hilarious

Nice work. We have no Leanne lock and this time Unfortunately, we had hanky and panky here earlier. They were hysterical. Yes Everybody thank you for all these shirts you make we're gonna have contests going throughout all these live shows because these shirts are too Fucking good. We have a Lisa Rina up here. Yeah So many good Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? I'll tell you how I'm doing not well bitch. Not well. So we got the taco contract. Oh little summer house over there in the corner. So we will be awarding the top. I don't even know how we're gonna do it. Just go on Instagram where hashtag it crap in's live so we can go through them all later.

And the winners will receive Leablock designs, jewelry and face stuff, you know, all the Leablock stuff. And she's gonna call you to see what you want. So we have to get, well, to see you. Well, she really good to know. Yeah. Oh my God, that is a treat. Well, they need to know, I need to know their personality,

but they're gonna feel good in. You know, every woman needs to feel good in Leablock. She is a a treat. Well, they need to know, I need to know their personality, but they're gonna feel good in. You know, every woman needs to feel good and liable. She is a real treat. She really is amazing. Also, since you're talking about things like shirts, we do have to plug the fact that we, Ronnie has set up a brand new crap and store, so we got that limited edition of Ben Ron.

Give them Ben Ron. It's our basis, Ron. Like La La, now, people are like, Ronnie, that looks nothing like you. That's true. That is from a picture six years ago before I found Domino's home line. Yeah.

And I have no shame, I don't even care. That is Go Wait Ronnie. Yeah. Wear him. Wear him and tell his back to your other goal. Wear him and tell his back to your other goal. I still have a picture of me from 10 years ago on Skype, where I'm like 15 pounds skinnier and just like.

There's nothing on my face. It's two eyes. That's it. It's like a shape and two eyes, that's it. The other thing is, oh, we also have the crap in this poetry for sale. So after the show, be sure to pick up some because it's super fun.

And then the next time we come to Chicago, which of course we are going to do, there will be new different crap and poetry. So get it now while you can. One request. Can I have a straw? Is there a server in here? Please bring me a straw. I don't want to stay in my teeth with vodka. So you guys, so we said this at the first show, but we needed even more of the second show because this is the late show. And we know that while you are here, you could have been at home watching Real Housewives

of New York City. And we appreciate that you guys can't thank you. You want to be here with us. But we appreciate that. We want you guys to know that it does not go unrecognized. And as a service to you, we have actually gotten access to some scenes from tonight's episode. So over the course of the night, we'll be sure to tap into that. Okay.

Okay. Should we see, should we actually check in what's going on on Real House Us right now? I mean, they just started, right? Yeah, yeah, just started. It's opening with Bethany and Durinda and Puerto Rico, just for Beat Real. Like seriously, Beat Real, Puerto Rico. Look, what are you doing right now? You don't have an house? That's my reason to be fake.

Beat Real. What's up, man? What's going on? What's up, man? You have a hurricane in Sandy? What's up, man? What's up, man? What's going on?

What's up? What's going on? All right, so you's going on? What's happening? What's going on? What's going on? What's it? What's going on? All right, so you need a shirt? Okay, here. He has a skinny girl shirt. What's he got in your jeans? Huh? You lost your house? Here's a watermelon margarita, okay? Okay, it's gonna taste great.

Why is this, huh? You lost your house? Guess what? I just bought $1,000,000. And I'm redoing it just to sell it again, huh? Tell me about your house. I'm gonna take your little cardboard box that you're living in, and I'm doing it just to sell it again, huh? Tell me about your house. It's amazing. I'm gonna take a little cardboard box

that you're living in, and I'm gonna trade it. It's gonna be $20 by the time I'm done. It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be amazing. I got some cardboard box that says, it's gonna grow on it, okay? And you can use that instead. How about that, huh?

You want that? Listen, you can have one roll of paper towels. Okay? I said you can have one roll of paper. You're taking too many paper towels. Let go of the goddamn paper towel. Drop the motherfucking paper. Why can't we just be friends?

Puerto Rico, why can't we just... Hey, hey, show you this, this day. We're all from the same bar, just a shits. It's the United States, Puerto Rico. And it's the night on the hurricane. And you know what? It's the yesterdays in the house. I can't yell, I can't just rainH house, and you're just raining and we're

playing our all good music. Clip. You're a drunk. You're a drunk Puerto Rico. You're a drunk. You're a lot. You're a lot. You're a lot Puerto Rico. OK.

All right, so we'll be checking in with the. Wow, that was a really intense scene. That was a lot. You know, usually they wait for the fights with Puerto Rico until the end of an episode. Yeah. No, but seriously, can I have a straw? So sorry, I know that's so rude, you guys.

Give us a man a straw. I'm respecting the stage, OK? What's the matter? What's going on? Why can't someone get a mistrah, OK? No, I don't get a mistrah. I'd be like down on the floor right now. OK, you know, I'm just crying.

Like bury me at a palestrah, just like tell me you're in the straw. OK? No, OK. You know what you need in her came a straw Common knowledge like what you stupid. Yeah, what do you stupid Puerto Rico? So here we are we recap the first half of this Vanderpump rules And the first the first show. Yeah, here we are in the second recap part two The best half previously on what for a crap ends. We learned, let's see what we learned

that Jack's has learned to feel. And Brittany, she's like, I don't know why I go back to him. Oh my god, look at Billy. Look at Billy. Billy, thank you. Whoever has the best shirt gets Billy. Woo! Woo! I'm proud that I'm not this sexual harrisser, you see? Different sizes, Billy. Thank you.

You enjoy that darling. I'm trying to. You got to drink like Sina. It's how Drainess, she's gonna drink some Martini. So we ended the last show. Oh, are you gonna say Brittany was doing what? Taya Amxat. I got back together with Jacks for other women.

I was like, what? I was like, that was close. I mean, that was close. She's like, other women come up to me and say, I understood. I'm like, okay Brittany, thank women everywhere. Thank you. It's like a maniac. We also just, we also saw signs that Lala and Shina are not on great,

in a great place right now. Like, Shisha, shut up. Shisha, Shisha, Shisha. So we saw that and we ended by giving a big old fuck you goodbye to Patrick sending him off into the sunsets. Yes. Yes. We started the last recap with a very sad version of the song to dedicate to Jackson's

dad, you know. Yeah. So we don't want to do that again. So instead we're going to have our special guests come out now. Miss Paddy LaPone. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Paddy LaPone. Paddy, welcome, welcome. I'm going to assume that there are no cellular phones in the on position there.

Ain't nobody feeling like I'm feeling you, like I'm feeling you, like I'm feeling you. I'm feeling you, I like I'm a feeling you Hey, nobody got me feeling now Like I'm feeling you Thank you, wow Broadway royalty, Patta LaPone Thank you, Patty Wow Wow, there's a straight guy in the second row patelapone is a singer. She's on Broadway Oh

Hello, she hailey I'm down graph. I made a lot like I get off the stage. Please she's saying here almost as long as Mel Carter these All right, now. So we open all I know. I'm going to call back to our episode. There's not a, we're not making a diss on the fact that El Carter is no longer with us. It is a comment. It's you now.

Always with us. Now that was a Miss Hanigan, I could get behind. Give me a break, everyone. OK. Give me a break. Welcome to Watch or Crappens, where we consistently make jokes about Give Me a Break. Show from the 80s that no one seems to remember. Has it ever been in syndication?

I don't think so. Give me a break, now, nowone just in everything. Yeah, patty lapone is taking over. Give me a break. I'm moving on up. Can I east side? I'll stop it, you guys. It's only been half of my team. I was trying to never matter before. So let me see where we are in our nose.

Arianna's vagina has been dry. Yeah, so here's the thing. We strategically ended the first show so that it would end on a fun note of being like, fuck you, Patrick. But unfortunately, that also means that we start this show with the super sad segment that starts with Ariana.

So Ariana, you've been having sex lately since you've been having your vagina issues, that remind you of your Jarobel X boyfriend. It's like, oh, great. I'm so excited to do a live show to talk about this. How's your dry spell? It's all excited. She's like, well, it's just like, I'm really uncomfortable.

Like, I'm really serious about my vagina's comedy. And like, if ha ha ha. If it hasn't had two drinks minimum, it's not getting my best jokes. Okay. She's like, I don't want to be in the spot. Do we have to talk about me? Do we have to talk about me? My vagina is dry, but the thing is that, like,

we've been having sex recently and things are like better now. So, you know. Basically, she goes to the gym and has a sweat and doesn't want to be touched. And Lisa Vanderpump's like, we all have been there. Can's birthday, get it? Get it? Broken vagina boot.

Someone really liked that joke. Oh. So she's like, and he's like, hey, guys, how gorgeous is Ariana? Can I get in the plaza for her? And she's like, don't do that how gorgeous is Ariana? Can I get in the plies for her? How, Gordon? And she's like, don't do that to me. Don't, stop it. Then she goes on Instagram and a bikini.

Like, what the hell? I will only take compliments and written form. Thank you. Thank you. She's going to be so mad at us when she hears you say that. Oh, no. OK. Ariana, mad at us. Mary on a matter of.

I guess we'll find out. The next live show we do in Pekipsi. Do you see me? So, okay. So then is, now is basically, the death of Jackson's father, but the birth of an excuse he'll ride to the end of this show.

Yes. Okay, so now we got to navigate this carefully. So first, so in the beginning- That was my navigating this carefully. What do you want from me? So in the beginning of this entire episode, the reunion episode, before they got into Jack's talking, like the Jacks, the infidelities, he goes, first of all,

I love you to Brittany. So this is our version of us, they're not Jacks. First of all We would not wish the death of anyone on anyone and of course a terrible thing to go through like no one like I wouldn't wish on Anyone not even jacks. It's a terrible thing. I do feel terrible for him that he had to lose his father It's it sucks to the people in this room who probably gone through it. It's terrible It's it's out to the people in this room who probably gone through it. It's terrible That being said he is going to use this for a long long time

Yes, so Jacks. Okay, first of all we went from drive a giant to your dead dad. Okay, welcome to bravo Hey, I'm so glad your vagina is working better better now. Jack's your dad died. I was like That's a that's a pivot So yeah, Jackson's you know I would he was my best friend I would have fucked his wife to prove it, but it was my mom, you know like I mean that's that's a friendship The late what do you want I have to okay? It's called doing my job. So he's, so he tells the very, very sad story about like the last time he spoke to his dad,

he faced time and everything, and so he started to sob. And then everyone's like, you know, brushing tears, and then they cut to Andy and he's like, what? I'm sad too. But it was like, you're just stoned. We know that's what you're doing. Poor Andy doesn't even know how to pretend to cry. He's like, he's like, oh, wow, wow.

And there goes our chance of ever being bartenders on a show. Better not call my ass to be a bartender. Who cares? Who cares? When I go on that show it's because I'm starring as a Vita. As a Vita. In a Vita.

How will the honor chair thank you very much? No one who knows me will ask me to come stand for half an hour. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? So we learned that the guys, they went down to Florida for the funeral. There were two funerals, one in Florida, one in Michigan. And so the guys went down to there, and then a bunch of the girls went to Michigan. And so the girls who went to Michigan, it was Stasi, Kristen, and Rachel O'Brien, okay.

And that, because they're talking about doing like a roll call, the funeral roll call, and then Gina goes, and if I could have been there, I would have. But I'm a theater actor and my faggass. MAH! I'm on the bus! And Kristen just shakes her head like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, seriously, Shina, seriously. That gets too... Ugh, ugh. Ugh, ugh. I'm batting away that lie with my shoulder.

Ugh. I like that on this show they still have, like, girls trip, funeral trip for the girls. funeral trip for the boys. Okay, guys, like party. Peace. No trip for the boys. Okay, guys. Like party. What? What? Peace. So I will say this.

We make fun of Andy a lot, but he does. I do enjoy that. You were saying this before on the other show, the earlier show, that like on Vanderbump rules, he doesn't care. And he just gets shady with him. And he's like, so stassy, Kristen and Rachel, it's funny.

They all hate you, but the other thing is that they all slept with you. And they still showed up. Yeah. And he's like, so Brittany, oh no, he goes, taxo. Yeah. Where am I?

What? Huh? Pillows. Huh? They're so broke up. No, but yeah, oh yeah, so when Andy, sorry, I forgot to finish this bar, which is that. When Andy said that, the girls showed up despite the fact

that they had slept with him and hate him. Josh goes, yeah, says a lot about the people they are. I'm like, it does. It does. Where has Matt Soutte if you see him on Tinder? He eats in every one of them. Sorry, darling, you were trying to send him something. Andy's like, what did this whole experience teach you about Brittany?

And he's like, well, she's really good at I-Cal. She called everybody. She took care of everything. I'm like, how is that different than any other time in your relationship? She's done everything. He probably still turned the air conditioner off on her. Well, she was climbing everything for him. Yeah, he's like, yeah, she took over, she booked the plans and everything, she booked the reservations, I didn't have to ask anything. And then they, I don't know if you guys saw this, they cut to shorts and he just gives a wink like,

way to go kiddo. I was like, we don't need your approval. She did want any human being in a relationship with you and they're spat when they're like boyfriend or girlfriend's like it's going through a trauma. You don't have to wink at her. And then Vanderpump who is just like found her new broken, well, it's not her old broken, it's going through a trauma. You don't have to wink at her. And then Vanderpump, who is just like found her new broken, well, it's her old broken, it's like her broken moose, Jacks, you know? She's like, oh, finally you've seen and Brit knew what we've all seen in her.

She brings your order completely incorrectly every time, but at least someone's ordering that you lay in sea by some right. Oh, broken news. Broken news. Yeah, I was like this. Let me wipe your nose. So yeah, she organized everything.

And shocker, I mean, Brittany is, I think Brittany is a good girl. We talked about this in the last show. People on my are like, fuck that swag. Like, what did Brittany do? Yeah. Don't tell me, don't tell me right now. We talked about this in the last show. People on the line are like, fuck that swag! What did it break me do? Don't tell me, don't tell me right now. I don't want to broken right now. Well, she went back to Jack's, that's what she said.

Well, that's true. Unfortunately, it's not a good look. Yeah, no one wants to hug the crash test dummy. So I've said that over and over again and I stand by it. So anyway. You got yourself in that car. Don't apply for the job. Prash test dummy.

There's a bunch more sad funeral stuff, but like... I have to... Yeah. You know what? Let's go see what's happening on Real House of New York. Okay. How about we do that? How about we do that? Um, so I mean, I think it looks like...

Oh, this is what I saw this on the preview. It like is this oh here it is right is that that's Luan talking to her daughter about Tom huh oh Two and in. Yeah, that's just like that. Where's your believe in Victoria? I'm married Tom. Would you believe it mother? I do believe it it was terrible. I can't believe you did it mother. I mean in hindsight it was terrible But how was I supposed to know? I had no warning signs. Not whatsoever. He no mother's always wanted to say, hit it boys! Three, two, one, I'm a retomb, and there were no signs at all. Sign, sign everywhere, sign, uptown,town, downtown, out of my mind,

why is my mother marrying Tom? All I know is that I still look fine. Hell, is for the way Tom looks at me. See if the next letter in a different word I chose to sing. W, I don't know what that means means but my mom's here to sing it. P, it stands for potato, one of my favorite starches. Cookie jar, great job mom, great job Victoria. Hey, I think you have a future in Victorian.

All right, we'll check back in in a little while. Wow, it's crazy girls. It seems like they really bonded. I'm just like, you know what? You know what? You know what? It's funny, Ronnie said he grew up to be your mother and some of the others just slapped their friend like, see, I told you, you did a mother, you did a mother. My mom came to the Houston show. It's true. I'm not sure if you're going to be a mother. I'm not sure if you're going to be a mother. I'm not sure if you're going to be a mother.

I'm not sure if you're going to be a mother. I'm not sure if you're going to be a mother. I'm not sure if you're going to be a mother. told you, you did a mother, you did a mother. My mom came to the Houston show. It's true, I mean, that's what I, that's what I, I mean, she's way harder than me. That she's red-headed, gold jewelry, and it's like flowy, fabulous stuff.

But she was still by the end like, you know what you need? And I was like, oh my God, twin. Get out. Clear the old woman. That was my daughter. All right. So now back at the reunion, it's time to discuss the hottest bar to open at some point in the indeterminate future.

Tom Tom! So Andy's like, hmm, so why these losers? Play every day. Tom and Tom, like their names are even stupid. Like, she's like, I adore these two, and they bring such a great energy. I mean, not the energy of Nicolaine, my show! Nicolaine, I'll never forget the first time on it. And is for Nicolaine. I is for the second letter and Nicolaine's name.

P is for Pendulum, which I'm currently swinging on. Pendulum, Pendulum. Dull Lisa. Dull, pinchy-long. The Lisa! Good, bro! Oh, papa. She's like, they bring a wonderful energy, quite a smell as well. Mmm, it's like patchouly feet, but. Chouly feet, but, papa.

It's an adorable energy. It's like if a little frog got in there and you're like, catch the little frog, it's cute, but it can't be in here and you catch it and you send it out like there was a little frog. How adorable. That's what they're like. They smell like junior partners. Very junior.

I was like, okay. And then Andy's like, how am I escalating of you? Oh, I'm sorry. She's supposed to be feeling making the two toms feel like men. Really, one sitting there in a full face to make up. And the other one hasn't come to Harris' 1986, okay? And he still smells like river water. Yeah.

And he's wetting. Oh, Baba, I don't want the fish to forget me. And then he's trying to reenact splash but in a river It's in Tom Sandeball Tom to angry at everything all the time sande balls like Thanks Lisa bro There Thanks Lisa bro She's like well five percent is junior junior no matter how many juniors you, you can fit into a sentence.

I could have said junior junior junior junior junior junior, but I didn't. I could have junior squared it, but I didn't. Just junior junior. Listen, they were never supposed to even be junior partners. I merely asked if they had some junior mince and they gave me $50,000. There's a big misunderstanding.

I'm only getting two juniors because I really want to the sequel to the first junior. Can you believe that movie? Arnold Schwarzenegger. Pregnant. The movie is these days. Like that was 20 years ago. Do you remember when Arnold was impregnated by Jacks?

It's like, no, wrong movie. Jacks, I've learned a lot. Listen, it could have been Arnold, it could have been all on the wall. It's stupid, I'm a terrible person. I don't know what I was thinking. I was like, I don't want to make Arnold pregnant. Now, I think that now would be a really good time to go to commercial because Rob is so good at commercials and he could do it in like seven minutes or less.

It's like amazing. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellaside. And I'm Sydney Battle and we're the hosts of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity view from the build up, why it happened, and

the repercussions. What deserve session with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully

crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder app. OK, OK, guys. Is Tom Sandivall at the adult table yet at the business? He's like, not there yet. I was like, well, maybe that's why. Stop talking like that.

I like the thing that there's an actual adult table and a kitty table at Tom Tom. Like the actual building is. They probably built it in. There's probably like a Kitty Table bar. He's like, yeah, bro. He's just pouring apple juice and slow motion. Yeah, so Tom Schwartz goes,

we're not at IDSX, but we're getting some foreplay. I'm like, that's why you guys are junior, junior, junior partners. Because he says stuff like that. And Tom's like, Andy's like, oh, it seems like Tom knows. Well, if you want cutting edge cocktails, the QuarCom second, Lisa. Really is that a law in design work?

Scorpion-esque margaritas have to come behind a pendulum for Lisa to swing on. I've never heard that rule sir. It's like well We want to put some beer taps here, but there needs to be clearance with a pendulum So sorry don't be rich on top But there is a pendulum he goes in boys town nobody orders battles of wine and she goes ah I beg to disagree with you. I own two restaurants in boys town I'm like and Lisa, Lisa, their restaurants with Sam and this big.

If you're gonna just have a bar, you need Dick and vodka. Yes, okay. I am so mad. That's it, why is it so hard? I'm so mad that she opened up a place called Pump in West Hollywood and there is not a single go-go dancer in there. That is not how you do West Hollywood. No, but she did hire go-go dancers to wait the table.

They are. We were at the same night and that staff is hot. Yes. And they do wear elastic and you can't get a dollar in their cracks. Donate. I've done it. So, but actually, I think I'm actually

on Tom's side here because, apparently, Ken wants to put in a wine fridge in Tom's time. And I imagine what it is, is you go to Tom Tom, and then you buy a bottle of LVP Sangria or Rose, and you leave with it. And I'm like, I don't think I've ever gone to a barb and drinking and be like, oh, you know what? Let me just pick up a bottle for tomorrow.

Could you imagine that it's such a Ken and Lisa decision to make, right? Like, oh, we'll just sell bottles of wine in the middle here. And so when they're like, no one does that. And she's like, I've been in the business long enough to know that they do. And you see like everyone's reaction. Even Andy comes like, uh-huh, no. Andy's like, I think if anyone knows what to do in a dick bar, it's Tom.

Yeah. And Tom's like, yeah, bro. And then Lisa goes, yeah, bro. And then Lisa goes, and James. Lisa, I haven't been in the, I haven't been in the Mampu. Lisa. Mampu, Mampu. I don't want them to try to say, oh, I love her girl.

She's like, I need them to do what they do and I do what I do. And number two is like, I need them to do what they do and I do what I do. And number two is like, yes! Yes! That is what you need. So I keep saying, dude, we're like trying to do too much. Like, know your place, you know? I sit there and drink. He's like, Tom, where's the makeup?

That's what we bring to the place. Yeah, Tom, it's like exactly bottom. Exactly bottom. You had to throw a broken bottom, bud. Listen, it's exactly bottom. Exactly bottom. It's beautiful, broken bottom. Listen, listen, mama, Baba. Listen, mama, Baba. We get in where we fit in. It's exactly clean the toilet.

OK. Katie's like pernicious. That's Camille Grammar. That was a nod to Cam, OK. Don't question me. It's such a sad thing that you have to I want to put a ball gag on. Ball gag. I'm still excited about the ball gag. He's going in the clubhouse. She's like hitting the elevator, but like...

She's like hitting the elevator, but like... She's like hitting the elevator, but like... Yeah, Camille is just like sitting at the end of the couch from the last reunion. She's like, I'm still here, yeah. Oh. All this talk of abuse in here I am beating a joke to death in public. That's what we do on watch or crap ends.

We do the same joke over and over and over. Rubbish. How many times do I have to say it's a joke? I'm a right, so. So then Tom decides to be a man. And he's like, and for you to think two, for you to think 100 grand is only where 10%. And she's like, well, you to think 200 grand is only 10% and she's like, well, it's costing 2.5 millions.

Do the math and the whole cast is like, oh wait, what? Do the math. This bar costs $375 trillion. Oh my God, it costs 96. Trillion dollars. Yeah, Jack just turns into a clad of snow. He just like, do the math. I'm out of here.

She's sitting there with her mini knee jiggy. So he's like, yeah, but it only cost that much because you wanted it to, like, it didn't need to. I'm like, how much does dry eye cost, Tom? Okay, letter-gitter pendulum. Shut up. Yeah. She's like, I think does dry eye cost, Tom? Okay, letter-gitter pendulum, shut up. Yeah. She's like, I think we know what we're doing.

It should be called Tom-Dom. There'll be a giant pendulum. That's salmon and co-pettitters out for everyone. Hit of Los Angeles. Okay, so this whole business deal is just like all of her other ones, die-see. Okay. Now you know I'll go to bat for Lisa Vander ones. Die C, okay? That's shit. Now you know all I'll go to bat for Lisa Vanderpump over anything, mostly because she's

the most passive aggressive snarky A-hole out of all of them. I love her. She has swans. She has swans. So I'll go to bat, but ain't nobody going into Lisa Vanderpump's business thinking they gonna make money. Nobody. Even the waiters.

Yeah. Even the waiters ain't making money. There's like five waiters per table. It gets real shady right here, and it all sort of gets a lot of them. What do you think she's selling? People say drugs. I don't think it's drugs. These are van der Poe.

Yeah. I feel like she's like human trafficking or something. I feel like there's some really cute host and hostesses who just, you never see again. I mean, I've come there so many times. And it's a, you know, it's a west Hollywood Where is reality? What happened to Mike? I love Mike's low heckle. He's like easy easy But we go to that restaurant a lot because it's in the hood. It's like our Disney Land, you know and you meet these twinks and they're like

Hi, when I follow me on Instagram. I'm like, I'm sure, you know, so they follow me, or I follow that, I mean, I do, like, what am I gonna lie? I do. And then, like, you keep looking back there to be like, is there shirt still on? You know, I'm like, I'm gonna have. So you go through and then it's like,

they just stop everything at some point. There's like disappearing, you guys, spread it, tell your friends. Let's start something Let's start I'm the scene soil and pink yeah Sorry, I'm like they're eating the bus boys. It's gigi tata You'll love it rest and peace pink dog so oh

I was an honest gentleman. That was Ben. That was Ben. It was an honest sentiment. So, okay, so now we learn. So, Lisa hasn't actually cashed their checks yet, which is a little weird, I think. And she's almost framing it like,

oh, it's out of good fit. You know, we just wanted to see the Chesh-cho whatever, but Andy got it right, he's like, so you didn't cash it, so that way basically you can kick them out and just have full ownership and she's like, yeah. Was there a contract? God, who needs a contract in business?

Me and Kiyama don't have a contract, I've put a little chip in Diana, and if she ever tries to run her head will explode. It's called business, Andy. Business. We had a handshake. And Jack's like, shouldn't all of this been discussed before the handshake?

It is also like his opening line with a girl. Should we have discussed anything before we get involved with this? No, but it's actually bad when Jack looks like the better business person. Like, shouldn't we have... He's like, I'm still... Weeding this right now on a hockey tweet. My passion. Um, and then of course Lisa has her typical victim Lisa thing, where she's like,

I won't cast their check, because I'm not sure yet if they love it enough Is this a dream? Yes, if they don't want it then they don't have to be a part of it Oh, me means all me. I want to return my feelings Valley house My heart would be so broken if they didn't like Nick Elaine's master vision I just couldn't possibly take that money then. So stupid. And Tom's on her, you know. He's like, well, we meant, oh, it was Erica.

We said, I'm so sorry. We said, we're the same. I mean, they're the same. They're on the same field. Like I'm gonna lie. Like why lie? But he's like, well. Well, well, see, totally different, you guys.

Totally different. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck, bro. Totally different. So he's like, fuck. I don't give a fuck, bro. Totally different. I heard. Uh, so he's like, Well, our names apparently have value because you're using it two times

on the sign of the restaurant. Like, yes, well. But there was also... There was also... There was also a block of ice on the ground until people had figured out how to bring human beings back to life. And they're still cold Disney land. There's also a super famous song, uh, was it the Tom Tom Club, whatever Tom Tom, you guys

know? Anyway. Tom Kat Tom Tom. You know what I'm saying. Anyway, so Lisa then, she like launches, this is her biggest defense, she's like, well, I have a reputation for making so much. I didn't do that, I did not do that. No, no, it wasn't you, I'm just laughing because it's such a ridiculous thing that she

actually said, I heard a piano go ting ting. No, no, it wasn't you. I'm just laughing because it's such a ridiculous thing that you actually said. Oh, I heard a piano go ting, ting. No, no, that was someone like knocked over a glass or something. Oh, I was like, we always have a new- It's such a great time. So she goes, I have a reputation for making some of the most beautiful restaurants around. It's like, who said that? No one has said that.

It's like, Pandey, it was like, said that. It's like, Panty. It was like, yes, mother. You are the most beautiful restaurants. Can I have dinner now? No, stand again. Now you, Jason. Thank you, Pandora. Now, give your shirt to Rosio. That was my favorite thing on Beverly Hills,

and she's like, oh, Rosio loves Panty's clothes. She's the one who gets them when Panty's done with them. And I just love Rocio walking around town and panties like Checos, you know. So cute. So cute. Raffles. Yeah, the real star of this show.

Rocio. The next red sront is going to be named Rocio-cio. Rocio-cio. Rocio. She's going to be like, I'm going to make a scorpion-ass drink. What do you think of this? Do you like it? And I want a pendulum.

We are like obsessed with that pendulum. Like we know. Because that's the best thing. That's all they went to Vegas for was to get a huge swinging pendulum for Lisa. Because you know, it's has to hold her weight. You know she's gonna just be on that thing. Darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling whole bunch of like, we have a lot of, we have a lot of Lisa Vanderbump clock jokes to go through. Uh-huh. Sorry, darling.

So, sleep apnea machines is to get through this show. Okay. Comfortable my folding chair. Um, so, let's see. And it's like, and it goes, so let's say, Andy's like, Andy goes, so Santa Ball, you wanted to be taken seriously, but then you drank a fireball, right, before your big business meeting. I'm like, Andy, you're on Coke right now.

We all know it. It's not even a secret. Who are you lecturing? He's like, anybody want this bonk? Yeah, page six, action. On Andy's Instagram, anybody want this bonk? Yeah, page six action. On Andy's Instagram today, he posted something where he posted a snapshot from page six where he's like, Andy Cohen was high at the Met Ball. I'm like, have you seen any of the reunions?

Andy's like, I'm invited to the Met Ball again. It's like excited. I'm like, never raise the invitation. So, yeah, we couldn't make it to the Met Box because we're coming to Chicago. So, we unfortunately had to decline. So, now it's a Catholic theme. Why would I show it? I've already done that ball.

So, why did Tom go, you know, why did you go to the club and I before the big meeting with Nick and why did you drink fireball right before the big meeting? So Tom's like, well, first of all, dude, there wasn't any diet coke left in the fridge and I didn't have any gum. So like my breath is really gnarly so I was like fireball. I'm like, that is not how you make your breath taste better or smell better. Fireball, fireball never solves anything. Has Fireball solved anything for anyone here? Has everyone done everything for everyone? I don't know that it's ever solved something, but it's produced a lot of babies. It's produced also a very bad pitiful song, so.

You know that's not really a song. That is so pitball. Fireball. Like, where are we? That's so pit It's awful. It's an awful song. Okay, so then Andy skips from that because I mean, what's your answer? We're just kidding because it's a plot device, which is also the reason the restaurant is called TomTom. Okay, we all know. Let's stop trying to find.

He's like, well, should you take your, should you take you seriously given that you just did that? He's like, well, I just, I showed that I can handle myself really well, considering I just done a shot of fireball before the meeting. I said, I can handle myself well if I do shot beforehand. I was like, that is some real twisted logic and I sort of like it. Yeah. So then Andy's like, oh, Brittany, that was amazing when you pretended to be pregnant. Thank you.

There's no need to have any money to get off the guy. He's broke. It's a good one. God, that was a good one. And he's like, to use Katie's words, up sequest, I'm like, which word is he going to bring up here? Yeah. He's like, you use pay and spray.

And she's like, actually, it's spray and pay. I have used pay and spray. That's a like, actually, it's Spray and Pay. I have used Pay and Spray. That's a different thing. I love that in Kentucky. I like that because Andy was like, I love that prank. Wait, you guys are not using contraception. This isn't a prank. This is a real thing.

He's like, you guys pray. Do we? It was like the biggest shocker out of that whole thing. You guys really pray. That's not just a plot to my. How do we feel about Jackson Briny, not using contraception? No. Terrible.

You need five minutes in a food court to see how that's going to work out. Stupid people having babies. They all over the place. Yeah, this is not the machine gives you straws Every time you do this you don't need to keep doing it. You little asshole No, those fucking kids. They're gonna be the worst kids ever But they're such a rush when they all come tumbling out, Ronnie. They will. They'll come running out

So so then so Andy's like so jacks are you are you ready to be a dad if this Pray and spray and pray doesn't quite work out and he's like I'm not I'm not gonna get into this. I just I think my dad took over for me and he's he's basically said I've taken over you now and like I will show you how to be a dad I'm like, um have we you how to be a dad. I'm like, um, have we seen how Jack's turned out? I mean, we were all thinking that, right? We were all thinking that. Yeah.

I'm like, I'm sure he was a nice guy, but good dad. Okay. So, then Andy's like, well, that wasn't a good answer. Because Jack's just basically like, sorry, a maturedable person, and my dad died. That's like all of his answers so far. So, Andy's like, okay, a matured person, and my dad died. That's like all of his answers so far. So Andy's like, okay, Stasi. What do you think?

It's Jack's gonna be a good dad, and she's like, oh, have you met my dad? First of all, I've heard that's an asshole. He's a major ass. I haven't met him. I've just seen him on the TV. But asshole. And then she's like, he's changed.

He's not changed. He's like, stop saying Jackson's changed. He has not changed. He's wearing more eyeliner. You don't get an award for that. Yeah. Yeah, she's like, I think that he would step up. I think he would.

I think he would. He'd be still stealing the change out on the kids time. I think he might step up. I don't think he's actually going to step up. Okay. It'll step up, Joe, for you guys. Who else is he in step up? Channing Tatum, right?

She's like, I think he would bring it on. They're like. I think he would really stomp the yard. I was done with bringing it on. I said bring it on and really went back in time and was like, Oh my God, I'm so inspired. I think Jack's really would stomp a yard. He's like, I'm a dad now.

Okay, so something has happened between the last commercial and now, because this is Jack's right now. He's doing this. He's doing this. He's doing this. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I'm not sure what he's trying to do. He's praying and spraying.

It's just weird. And he gets to, he gets to, really, hateful look on his eyes. I'm like, he he's trying to do. He's praying and spraying. It's just weird and he gets his really hateful look on his eyes. I'm like, he is about to blip. Wow. Wow, the late show, am I right? The late show. Uh, so then, Shina. Okay, so thank God, because Shina's just sitting over there like, Why would I want to be in a meeting?

Ha, ha, ha. Like, she hasn't gotten to do anything yet. And I'm like, she put on a shawl. Can we respect Shina? I think in my brain she's wearing a shawl. I don't know if that's factual. She wasn't wearing a shawl. I don't think she knew whatever.

I don't think she'd even understand a shawl. I think she would think it's just like an oversized napkin. That's someone gave her so that we should look smaller. It's like, thank you. I like so much smaller with this shawl napkin. This is what I'm on. Wait, wait, there's a new scene coming on. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh, this is, I've really been waiting to see this. This is the coupon king commercial. Oh yeah. It looks like Carol and Tinsley are showing up. Carol and Tinsley are shooting a coupon commercial for the coupon king. This is gonna be good. Okay, wow.

Okay, wow. Hi! Have you ever wondered, God, dang it, why is that, you know, so much money! I know! If only I could afford things after their popular and then wear them after I do a marathon. I know! Hey, Tinsley, this must have cost you $19,000!

What are you trying to say, that I'm a kept woman? Stop. Take this egg I'm wearing. It may be from April 2018, but it works as an egg forever. Ah. It's so funny because like Scott was like texting me was like I'm gonna come from Chicago But he was in New York and I went to Chicago and said it I'm here and like it all I'm like For five dollars off this egg sweater

What is it called coupon key coupon cabbages I ran a marathon It's like the fat carols just gonna end anything with I ran a marathon Chinsy just like closing Tinsy just like closing. Tinsy just falls down on him. Sorry we couldn't procure Scott. He has, he has Chicago's one of the look, a local Chicago person, y'all. Oh, I didn't even think of that.

Yeah. Hit it, girls. Hit it, girls. Three, two, one. Coupons from Chicago That's it that's the whole song his name was God he was a showgirl And crimp on for fun They bought lots of things but never full price because he had a coupon and now I'm

Lots of things, but never a full price. Cause he had a coupon and now I'm most singing song. Oh my God. Okay. So Andy's like, so Lala, you hate Sheena's guts now. Why? Why do you hate Sheena? The world hate Sheena, but now Lala hate Sheena.

Sheena, what is your man think of Sheena? She's like getting out of her fancy car. She's like, Broom. Hey, Bats. She's you. What do her fancy car. She's like, Broom. Hey, bats. Shush you. What do you call those cars? Well, it looked like a Lambo, but I think it was a BMW.

No. A Lambo, yeah, are those ones where the doors go up like that? Settle. OK. But before I get into this, though, and he's like, Sheena, how's it being single and big? And she's like, it's a good place to be single.

My vagina's like sandpaper, and how but it was fun. I can like go to the MGM buffet. Like so many guys will like sit down next to me, and I'll be like, sorry. It's a good place to be single. Salala is like, she sho sho sho when she got her play in band is I was so happy for she was so happy.

And I let her know how hard I was how hard I was loving her and how proud of her I was when I said her attacks. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just like, who are you? Why are you doing this? It's creepy. I love creepy shoes for the bottom of my heart, and I was so extremely proud of her. And then I texted her, and then I was like, bitch, she didn't even text me back. Bitch, in.

How about this? Why don't you get your man? Oh, yeah, you don't have a man. I got a man. And my man didn't get a tech back either. How about that? I got big hoops. I get blow jobs and good blow jobs.

Because I got big hoops. How about that? I got big hoops, I get blow jobs, and good blow jobs. Can I have big hoops? How about that shishu? Oh! Oh! Oh! It's glala.

By a holer. She's crazy. So then she was like, um, actually, I apologize. And I was dealing with my breakup over many months. Specifically, seven months, one for every minute. It took Rob to hang a TV. I apologize, but I was doing it with my breakup and my loss of someone hitting out of hanging

up TV. It's like someone hitting out of work to touch her right and someone who could save lives and like, rubber, it's like I'm so sorry. I didn't have none in Dr. Buck. I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I think it really had a hard time for me. Like, my supermarket stopped stocking Dan and Yogurt and I was like, where's the Dan and Yogurt? I was like, I want Dan and Yogurt and I was like, sorry, we don't have Dan and Yogurt. I'm like my supermarket stop stalking Dan and yogurt and I was like where's the Dan and yogurt I was like I want down in yogurt and like sorry, but I'm done in yogurt. I'm like, what can I have down in yogurt now? I was like a really hard time for me When was the last time you asked how are you bitch? How are you have the fuck are you doing?

Fuck and she's like well, I was a lot of time young and I thought oh my god. I'm a bad. I'm on a bus I'm on a bus and Vegas. He's like, I forgot where you're talking. She knows respond. She's like, how was most last of me? How I was doing. She goes, actually, it was a couple of months ago. I was like, oh, that's great.

That's a great friendship right there. It's a real hallmarked card, Sheena. And she's like, oh, yeah, but then, remember when you let me on the plane because you said I was like, some a strama. Her quote, she's like, drama. I'm like, would you like, roller painting on quotation marks to that thing?

If I'm, if I'm so much strama, how come I'm allowed and talk about, ah, okay. Talk about that. Talk about that. Talk about that. I want that. So I couldn't go in your private chat.

And she's like, do you not remember the text you said or the you sent that was like, wouldn't Lala think that Lala would think that Lala would wanna make my life easier by Lala taking furniture on the Lala plane? Plain plot? So this is truly an argument that I think we can all identify with. So basically, basically the core issue is that Lala invited everyone to Vegas on my PJ,

which stands for Private Jet, not Peanut Butter and Jelly. And she invited everyone but Shina. And Shina happened to be moving to Vegas two days later to do like straight tips for girls who are sexy and have days and stuff like that. So she then she- She can't say like, hey guys, but you're shina. Yeah, so she- I'm about to start. She said to text to Ariana saying,

wouldn't Lala realize it would be so much like, easier on my life if I could have gone on the PJ with my bags because I'm moving to Vegas this work. And so- She's like, why would I have to make your fucking life easier? Huh, bitch? What's that about? And my life is about making your...

It's like, well, you're going to the setters, I'm moving to them like I'm waking, you couldn't say like, can I put your glove on the plane? Well, suddenly I got a fucking PJ, I got to take everyone on, I got to make your life easier, sheesh-yoo! Yeah. She's very dorenda in this, uh, in this one,

because dorenda's the good fuck you slack, like, can we be friends? That'll end this game. Helly, y'all, is anybody really doing this? She's like, you know what? Next time, I'll tell my man to use the PJ to make your life easier. I'm like, isn't that what PJs are actually for?

Like, if you're rich enough, you use them to make yours and all your friends' lives easier. Like, it's like, yes, that's exactly what Gina wants you to do. Well, you're dragging one poor slag across the country so she can get close. Why not drag another slag across the country who just needs to drop some clothes off? Like, what's the huge difference here?

You know, fill it up both ways. So Gina goes, I'm actually good across the country. It's like 45 minutes away, by the way. So Gina says, I'm actually good on the private jet. And so Lala goes, that's why I had you fly South West back, bitch. As if that's like, wow, like she had to like hitchhike. It's like everyone fly South West from big.

Yeah, and it's horribly, horribly demeaning. OK. Boarding group C. Oh, didn't she set an eye-cow reminder to remind you 24 hours exactly beforehand so you can get it at decent boarding group. You feel like a fucking loser and have to sit in the goddamn center seat while it really hates you for me and go for weight. Yes, you know, enjoy not having a designated seat, but a sort of a general seating area in a group. And you have to check in at the right time, but if you pay a little bit ahead of time you get advanced boarding and it's been 45 minutes you're beyond a perfectly comfortable plane enjoy that

um so then Andy's like Sheena god she really hates you huh She really hates you, huh? So, Sheena, what is your boyfriend's name? I keep wanting to do Rina right now when I'm doing anything. You could do Rina. We did Real Housewives of Beverly Hills today. I think Rina deserves another shot. She had a bad season on Beverly Hills, but she deserves another shot.

She didn't have a bad season. She just sat this one out. She was just like, I don't care, let them fight. Hey, hold you. Hey, Shina. How many answer in your name? I love how she spelt it. Shina's got a mess.

See, at an age just like she's smelling school, but they're constantly wrong. Shina. Are you kidding me right now? So she's like, Sheena, what's your boyfriend's name? What's your boyfriend's name? And Sheena actually was like,

oh, that's not funny. She was another making fun of her at first. So then it cuts to a montage of sheena being like, Rob, can I get TV in seven minutes? Rob, his name is Rob. I'm going, guy name Rob. Rob is so much better than shea.

Shea's not Rob. Rob, Rob. Rob likes how he was a screamer. Like this Rob montage was like my favorite thing of the entire hour. Rob, because I feel like there were things in there that we didn't see in the original season. She was like, Rob likes what floors? Rob hasn't ironed that you have to plug in.

Rob likes frozen peas as much as he likes fresh peas. It's not Robert, it's just Rob. I got a Vitamix. Also, I know a guy named Rob. So for any old thing ever. So he's like, well, you said that you dated him, appreciate, but you said that Lisa, you told Lisa the whole time you were with Shea that you thought of Rob.

And she's like, yeah, let me clarify. Yes, okay. What's good about that? I was getting married and one of my wife was like, Rob. And I was like, oh my God, Rob. And then it stuck in my head, because I was like, Rob. So I was thinking about him, I got out to get married. And I saw my friend, and I was like, oh my god, she just told me about Rob. And I was like, Rob, and then it stuck in my head,

because I was like, Rob. So I was thinking about him, I got married. So technically, I thought about Rob for like a second. And then I stopped thinking about him, and then I got out to get married. And I saw my friend, and I was like, oh my god, she just told me about Rob. And I was like, Rob. And then I stopped thinking about him. And I got out to get married and I saw my friend and was like, oh my gosh, you just told me about Rob and I was like, Rob! And then I stopped thinking about him and then I looked at someone else and I was like, hey, that person's friends with her, oh Rob!

Then I met my other guy named Bob and I was like, that sounds like Rob! Rob! Rob! The game at Rob! And then I had a sexual fantasy about him. Anyway! Yeah, I liked it. It's a very specific, very specific explanation about why

she thought about Rob on a wedding day. It was that her friend mentioned it. So she had a passing thought. Then this girl thought, I heard this bank call Rob. Rob, Rob. I love that she's just so confused about it. She's like, that's why he was on my hand. So Andy's like, okay, so explain the math here because you said you were with Rob for like

five minutes plus 10 years minus 12 years you know a train's going 80 miles an hour to the east and it's very simple. It started in 1963. I took a time machine back to Dan and I was like, whoa, this place looks crazy. Let me get on the internet. Why don't I get a signal? And then I saw this handsome man. I was like, who look handsome?

And I got back on my time machine and that was like 1984. I love that Sina has like a fucking iPhone in 63. She took it back. I'm trying to get a slap-chap. She took it back. You're a cracker's not working. I'm trying to get a slap-chack. She took it back. You're a lot to get Soxina. No, I'm like, my sword track. She took it back at her time machine.

She took it with her in the time machine. Then she come back to 1984. It was so realistic I've zoned out 22nd. She was like, in every time period she has to get Rob to fall in love with her to fix the time history. Oh, and then she finally got to like 1997 in Azusa. I was like, fair. Yeah. Oh.

And 2006, I just graduated college and then I moved to L.A. and there was Josephson Tuesdays. I'm in there with like, I think I was the lobby at that time. I went to say some Thursdays and robber the door-manifold places. I went to my house and there's a key counter. I had to wear a short one to call her. I was like, that is not crazy. And that's the first time I bought a short one to call her.

And then I thought, when I got the caller, I was like, you know who told me I should get this caller? Rob did. So I had this passing thought about Rob on the caller day. And then we had our first kiss of Disney Land with a snow falling and then we went to the haunted mansion. I was like, oh my god, ghosts. And then I was our first kiss of Disney Land with a snow falling and then we wanted the haunted mansion I was like oh my god ghost and then I wasn't ghost at all But then they literally did didn't she literally say hey, what's the dormant in both of those places and the snow was falling get Disney Land?

I was like wait what she just like Second that we're in the snow was falling. I was like when did that ever happen? I think she just sees her life as hallmark movies. I don't know. I carry a camera around the corner. And Vanderpom's like, his era's show version of this. Yeah. She's just belligerent at this point, Vanderpom.

She's like, shut up, Cena. So Andy's like, so you were in different places at different times. That's what you're saying. So I, yeah, did your hair stop falling up Disneyland? So Andy's like so you were in different places at different times. That's what you're saying. So I like, yeah, did you hear stuff falling up this me land? He's like, yes, I heard it. I heard it. Okay.

I was at Disneyland. He was at six flags and I was like, why can't we ever be at the same place? Lighting doors. And he's like, so why don't you want to hear your friends when they mention Toka, Madera? I'm like, oh my god, I'm a dare trucker. I triggered Madera. I would like some nach, I'm a Dera, Trigger. Triggered Madera. I would like some nacho sauce with some chip,

trigger chips, please. Trigger chips. Trigger, trigger. It's like Tokamadera, Trigger. Toka. We're not actually a Tokamadera right now. Yeah. You're a man kissed a girl.

Where did he kiss that girl? And don't come on that. That rumor, that was the moment he pulled... Oh, ahhhh. It wasn't that he like made out with somebody, it's that they said he made out with somebody. That was the problem, I think. He used to put up the TV in seven minutes,

and then all of a sudden it was like seven minutes, 15 seconds. It's like, what's wrong, You're messing up your own time. It's not right, Rob. It's not right. It's not over something minutes, Rob. It's not fair. So then she starts crying. Okay, hold on. Let me see. I have a whole pair. Look. Paragraph. It's so long. Okay, I'm just going to read that. I don't even know what to say.

I read it. Read it. Read it't even know what to say. You need to read it. That was the nominee, Boulder White. And I didn't mean to discredit her, because she was amazing. Like, I'm not back for five years. Even though the rim went to the Boston for a while, she's like, oh, it was like, it was like, it even looked quickly dumb with me.

Like, he dumped me two weeks after I, like, after the sound. And then I asked the girl, like, why did he just say with me on the sound? It'd be nice. Like, he was just saying on the sound it'd be nice, because you didn't want me to have a break up story of mine, which really makes him a good guy at the end. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Now the other person just goes, I mean, thank you, I think. I think this is cool. I just go, manipulation, it's finest.

Ugh. Ugh. Sorry. It's like, ugh. It's called manipulation. So then, it's a lot of... So the girls start talking to them like, yeah, we didn't like Rob. You know, he would always, like, the only reason to would hang out, like, you just want to hang out like,

like, LaLa's man. He was always like, texting Jack. Now he's like, texting Jacks and LaLa, LaLa's man to hang out, it's like, um, one person at a time. I'm like, so overwhelmed. Well, isn't anybody texted me? Maybe that I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm like, what? What are you talking about? No, Rob used to work at a club called called the Spade Spade, right? That was 10,000,000,000,000,000. 10,000,000,000,000,000,000. So yeah, that whole, Rob will only text if he knows Lala's man is gonna be there

because he has a PJ and a movie career, whatever. Gross, Rob, gross. And I'm glad that worked out for you. He's hosting something on like some internet travel channel, so bye. Bye. and I'm a movie career, whatever. Gross rob, gross. And I'm glad that worked out for you. He's hosting something on like some internet travel channel. So bye. Bye.

Bye. How dare you? Sheen is an asshole, OK? Just like everybody else on this show. But she's a sad asshole. And she's a sad asshole who needs hugs and not drugs. Yes. Or thugs.

And maybe a PJ. Thank you. I love that exact. That was like a exactly. Yes, dear.ugs and maybe a PJ. Thank you. I love that exact that was like a exactly Yes, oh Ronnie Oh, it looks like it's coming back in oh my god. Well, thank god. They're feeding this stream so slowly to it I'm so glad there were It looks like it looks like this is the what we're getting to be the last scene of the real houses in New York Really? So just man in this ship.

Let's see, let's see who it is. Oh. What is she doing? Whoa, that's crazy. Hi. This is Ramona Singer. And I'm here at QVC selling boots. They're not just for winter anymore. Ladies, you ever go out in the wintertime and you say, look, I'm wearing boots, but now

my lips are chapped. What do we do? The good thing about these boots is you could take them off of your feet, turns out and then you can like take them off of your feet and then put them up to your mouth and the heel has lip gloss on it. You could do this. Men find it so sexy. There's just in, out boots won't make you say, UG, they're going to make a fashion statement. You can wear them in the winter or the summer or any time you want to.

It's crazy. Whoa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But let's face it, Booter in all year round shoe. Okay, I'm sorry. The thing I'm always trying to tell girls, like if you're trying to find men, don't wear a clock.

A clock is going to clock up your life, okay? Wear a boot, it sounds like fruit. Men love fruit. If you're ever at a bar and you're really thirsty, you should say, I love fruit. And a man will buy you a drink, a fruity one probably. So I hope you like fruit. And if you don't, you should ask yourself, what's wrong with me? Am I bad at my job?

Should I even be doing this for a living? I told my best friend slash daughter, Avery, if you want. If you want to make an impression in New York City, just what you gotta do. Put on some ugly boots, okay? Then you go to the bar, okay? And you sit down, you cross your legs and draw everyone, hey, I've got boots on, they're not just for winter anymore. And then you order three drinks. You get a small drink with two ice cubes and some soda. You get a tall drink that's full of vodka and a little splash of soda and a little umbrella.

The umbrella reminds people that it's summer and you're wearing boots in summer. And then a third drink is a short one with a little bit of vodka and you put it out there and you wait for so you need to drink it all up. Okay. Whoa. So I'm only drinking meat right now. Whoa, this is crazy. I just put on these boots and my feet have never felt this way. I think the last time my feet felt this way was one time when I was a little girl, I put on boots,

and Geraldine Parsonsmith was like, listen, you don't get to wear boots. You have to wear sandals in the snow. And to this day, I've never gone outside with snowed, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. When you have, okay. Yeah. One time, I came home in the workshops and I still can't go back there.

Because it was snowing outside, and I was wearing boots. I don't know, really hard for those boots. Hey, I worked really hard for those boots, Bethany. Okay, and I came in there, my father said, you're late for dinner. And then he went like this to his plate and he threw a noodle and he hit me right in the hat.

Okay, I will never go to Berkshire's again. Okay, Bethany, okay. If you want me to wear a sandal? Don't, just don't, Bethany. Just don't, just don't. Getting me, are you getting me? Are you- Don't, getting me.

Oh, Lord. High-lot, Bremona. So by the boot for $34.94. She just never finishes as they sell nothing. Did you see like all the calls like that was a great, that was great. You know Ramona really hurts in the same way that Kristen hurts.

It's just a constant. God, what do we have to put them both in the same God damn show? Take Bethany. Oh, I remember. So, ow. So Andy's like, um, I remember. So Andy's like, so, no one's buying those boots. She's now, Marie Kwan right now.

She's like, motorcycle that's idling So Time back, Skrite. And the first time he genuinely broke me. I was like a horse, um, rubber red foot, broken. Oh, I had heard. But like rubber red foot so hot, like, he's gonna be mounted, rubber red foot, not a horse. And not a horse. And the horse was right. Yeah, horse was right.

I'd like to buy a vowel, wait, what are we talking about? rubber red foot. I'd like to buy a vowel, rubber red foot. I think it's not a vowel, she and I. You brought me. I'd like to buy a vowel, rubber red foot. You brought me back, C me back. I'd like to buy a vowel. I'd like to buy a vowel. I'd like to buy a vowel.

I'd like to buy a vowel. I'd like to buy a vowel. I'd like to buy a vowel. I'd like to buy a vowel. I'd like to buy a vowel. I'd like to buy a vowel. I'd like to buy a vowel. I'd like to buy a show, I hate this show,

I'm like so cool with the show, and then you'd show up at like every red carpet, every band of pump dogs of band. I'm like, fuck him, I'm like, yes, Kristen. Yes. Your glamorous life, Kristen. She's like, oh, he would show up to every single red carpet.

Vander pump dogs. Vandercrunk, Vander pump, San Grier, Sonnings and the rarves. Oh, Vanderpump baths rugs as I kill. The grand opening of the last ever blockbuster video. It's like rarves is fucking sideways, all the way through Burbank. So then Lala chimes in, she literally goes,

she's you. Kichu statue. I know we've had our issues, but this girl put her heart and soul and effort into everything she did And the fact that my man is the only reason Rob ever came around that is just fucked up I give great blow jobs because I got whoo Erics My man she she'llio. Shoshio. Shoshio. And then James, I don't even know.

I know this was not of nowhere, but everyone's like, yeah, red carpet, little. We're famous. And James gets, we're all talking at the same time. Right. We're all talking at the same time, though. Good. The voice of reason, James Kennedy.

We're all talking at the same time. I no one has been able to claim the Toyota keys yet I've got your keys stop talking to someone can claim their keys So then we get into the jacks fight with she now because Annie's like Remember when they were on that boat and then Rob refused to say he loved you or whatever. And then Jack told everybody that he refused to say he loved you. And she's like, I can't believe he's like that because he totally said I love you. And then he's like, so he said he loved you. He's like, yeah.

He's like, did he kiss you? Yeah, I just said, I got damn it. Like, Cena's just ready to go. And then coked out Jack's is like, his face is about to mess. And he's like, we see the clip of Rob, like, yeah, I have those love feelings for her. It's just, you know, I don't want to say it all the time

or whatever. And then what you say, it's like, you know, like I love like my house plant. I love the way it looks there. That's like, I like, I love pizza. I love pizza. I don't want to kiss it either or whatever.

So Andy's like, so, Jack's, why did you misrepresent what he said? And he goes, that's exactly what he said. They just showed the clip, which is not exactly what they said, Jack. And then shorts, it's like, it's a little jazz just during the pond. They're like, why are you giving excuses? Like, why are you always letting Jacks off the hook, Schwartz, you know? And Vanderpump's like, stop stirring pots.

No one has given you that to BilliTay yet. Junior, junior! Now if you would like to put a pendulum in a pot, then we can do it. Stop stirring the pot! Stop swinging the pendulum! Get it? So, she and his like,

Jack just likes to deflect anything off of himself. And then Jack's like, you can't even keep your own damn relationships. Which is like, I feel like that's a nasty thing to say. Like, it can be true and still mean. What does it mean? Like, what? Because Jackson's just so horrible.

I mean, you even get to your own Sheena side. We should not be on Sheena side right now, okay. No, but Jackson's like, he's like, the guy you supposedly loved wasn't saying it back and she's like, but he was, Jack's, but he was. It was like watching some sad Tennessee Williams thing. And I'm like, no, don't ruin her, her bubble, you know, pop the bubble, if you will.

So then Andy's like, Jack's member, when she said that Rob is taller than you and better looking and richer, like more successful More pleasant has better breath Remember when she said that Rob takes more bass than you and Jackson's like And he goes he goes yeah, sure whatever. Had that workout for you, Shina. And she's like, fuck you, Jack! And so then that gets now starts to get real. Cause she goes, fuck you, Jack.

And he's like, you didn't even call me when my father dies. Oh, well, who the fuck would call you after doing that? He's so terrible. And she's like, I'm texted you on media, Labana. I sent you a Snapchat, and I was wearing the crown. OK, so that shows I meant it. Um, do you remember the unicorn who was like,

LOL SARS? That was me, Jack. Remember when I opened my mouth and a rainbow came out? You think I'd do that for anyone? I was chubaka But I was there, okay. I didn't know there was a voice change around that. It wasn't until later I learned I just sounded like Have you seen that snapchat filter? It's the worst it's terrifying. I Sent you a snapchat that put my head upside down

and made my lips like really big. She's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Remember I sent you one of my head like this small but my shoulders look that big. That was because I was sad for you. Um, my Snapchat to you was sponsored by Miller Wight, so...

Remember when I looked like an astronaut on a disco and then I nodded my head and my visor came up? That was like, I'm sorry, Jacks. So then Brittany, you know, Brittany is just like, Jacks, she's, you know, she did text you. That's true. She sent you a text in. I remember I was thinking, what is that?

The doorbell and I went to the bell. And there was no one there. Oh, it's like, is somebody punking, mate? Where's Aston? Then I heard it again. Who's there? Turns out it was your phone, Bingdong, Bingdong. How have I never noticed that?

So now, she knows just like, can I have just a minute please? Can I just have a minute? So she gets up and she storms off. And you know, Lisa van Ums like a minute. Is that like time passing pendulum? And then Jack's is now in full coke rage. He's just screaming and yelling and spitting. Like he's so furious that she not only texted him.

Yeah. After saying the whole season that she's a pathetic piece of shit, and nobody loves her, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah. So he's like, please, I have two X's you hate me. This terrible comic, I've always fucking people who hate me. They show up and I get a text. A text.

And Sausie's like, by the way, I hate you too, just so. Yeah, she did. She did hate you. I hate you, that was me. I just wanted you to know that, just because I showed up, I still do in fact hate you. I do hate you. And it's like, my father died, which is like, you know,

again, I'm being totally honest, like, I actually really, like, I do feel bad, like his dad died and like, and I am not gonna begrudge like the grieving process because it's like, it does, makes you act crazy, I get that. But it's also Jack's and like, he was really like, really milking this, you know? I never did like, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma.

I never did like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to put makeup on. I'm so sad. Who does that? It's like, I'm so sad, I'm gonna be like, oh, oh, oh himself. Ha ha ha ha ha. He's like, totally changed. She's totally changed. She's totally changed. She's totally changed. He's only snorting raky now.

It's totally different. So she and his back and like Harry make up trying to fix the situation and she's like, I mean, I'm sorry. I didn't actually reach out and dial him, you know, which is like, you actually can, but then she's like, I gave him a text that he could read over and over and over again and try to find the rest of his lives. I'm like, it was like an emoji of like a soup, you know?

I sent him an eggplant, margarita, and a guy going like this. I don't know why I saw Mad. I sent her the monkey that was covering his eyes like, oh no. I love that one. You know what, it took me like years to figure out that was C no evil here, no evil, speak no evil. Great, what?

I'm so dumb. And I even had those as my shower hooks. They were little monkeys and they were doing this and my friend was like You've got them in the wrong order I was like, what do you mean? See no able here navels. I was like oh I know this lamp shena this world is full of so many wonders so Kristen so then Kristen decides to do her. Okay. I'm gonna show you what Kristen does. She goes

Okay, I'm just oh she ruined my computer. Yeah, she goes I'm just gonna give you a hug right now Let you know you're mr. I think I'm Oh my god. So then Ariana's like Ariana goes to Sheena while she's getting her makeup down. She's like, yeah, I found him over and over and over and over. I like to eat. You can read it over and over. It's like, Jackson's never read anything. So then, uhanna's like,

but you look so pretty in your makeup. Really? Do you have a cloak for me to make me look smaller? She's like, I mean literally, Jack's was like Justin Vegas with me at like Top Golf. And he was high as fucks and he loves me. Like we're at Top Golf having, I was like, if you're a proof of your friendship,

is that you're a top golf, there's some real issue. All I learned from this is you both owe top golf an apology, okay? Coke's obscene and jack at top golf, like I love you. Ah! Another hitting everybody next to them. So she's like, ah, here's a lot of them. The jack was even when I met this,

I'm a lion. I'm a shaw. There was going to be even a red carpenter. And then Jackson's like, you know what? That's like a guy when we want to go to the game. And it was just like farmables, red carpets, and saying. And that is not me. And Jackson's like, even girls who hated me

wanted to go see a game instead of that bitch's show, like, what are you guys even fighting about? You're both terrible. You're horrible people. Yeah because his take is that like he went there and then she was like non-stop texting him about like when you go on the red carpet. You know come on the red carpet, how come you're not coming in the red carpet. He's like you didn't even ask me with my dad. You didn't even ask me how I'm feeling.

He just asked me about my red carpet, you know, which I actually kind of believe. But then her version is like, you said, I'm gonna come to the red car, you're gonna come to my show, and then you went like a hockey game and said, and said it was like such a big opportunity, which I also believe. I'm like, they're both kind of telling the same truth, I think. Yeah, you're just both assholes.

Yeah. It's like you're both telling the same story. You know, we hear you both, and it's the area, and it's like, well, just so you know, she told me that you guys were just in Vegas having fun and getting high. And Jack's is like, I just see you now. She told me that you guys were just in Vegas having fun and getting high.

And Jack's is like, uh-huh, Brittany. Ooh, was I sitting there like this? I was sitting on the couch like this. Brittany can tell you, right, Brittany? She's like, he's doing it again. He's doing it again. So Brittany says this is an exact quote. She goes, well, you know what, I texted Chena

and I said, you know what I texted Chena and I said you know his dad hockey. That's all you know dad hockey. So you know. And that's just just yelling you know powder fueled rage all spitting all over everybody not even he's like way too mad and and Vanderpump's like listen to me listen baby Jason Jackson Jackson Jason and Jason Penn Jolam and Jackson's like oh god this is why I have problems with relationships god I know I know she did it again terrible

person yeah meanwhile she does backstage she's like I'm sorry they just keep coping out it's like she's more concerned with her makeup as she can't get it right because she keeps on crying. By the way, the best ending tour over union episode ever is this. Why is this so much harder than my devils? Oh, God! God bless, Vanderpump rules. God bless, Vanderpump rules.

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