Watch What Crappens - The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 11 in Review

Episode Date: September 6, 2013

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Starting point is 00:00:51 Karam from Trash Talk TV, and I'm joined by Ben Mandelker from b-sideblog.com. Hello, Ben. Hello, Ronnie. L'shna Tova, all my Jewish friends. Yeah, hell yeah, Judy. Hello, Judy Jew. And also, let's please welcome Matt Whitfield from Yahoo.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Hello, Matthew. Hey, guys. Happy New Year, Jews. I just look like one, but I'm not really one. Yes, and he acts like one, too, but I am the real thing. This is only staying on my face for some reason, so sorry. I don't know what that's about. Well, you have a beautiful face, Ronnie, so that's...
Starting point is 00:01:27 I'm perfectly happy to look at your lovely face and your lovely yellow shirt. Please, just stop. Let's give a shout-out to all our friends at Joker's Updates who are supporting this podcast. Thank you all for coming over and checking out our little show
Starting point is 00:01:44 here about Big Brother. Gosh, we have so much to talk about, don't we, guys? I am so pissed right now, and I tweeted, by the way, you can find me on Twitter at LifeOnTheMList. I just tweeted, like, you know, 30 minutes ago, I am done with Big Brother 15 after tonight's
Starting point is 00:02:00 double eviction. I am done. There is no more point in watching this piece of shit. Well, how can you be done with it? We've still got a show to do. Oh, well, I mean, I'll still watch it for this, but I'll be hating it constantly. Totally mentally checked out.
Starting point is 00:02:14 I'm not done with it, but there's nothing like losing the hero and the villain in one fell swoop to sort of alter the fabric of a game. Right, I mean, have you ever heard... I mean, people get killed off on TV shows all the time and in movies, but have you ever heard of a TV show killing off the villain and the hero in the same episode and then having a show be able to exist without them?
Starting point is 00:02:36 Because that doesn't happen for a reason. You know, I was commending this season, actually, in my brain earlier this week, because I was saying what's been so great about it is that we have not a lot of players left, but the intensity seems to be getting... seems to be raising. And a lot of times with Big Brother,
Starting point is 00:02:53 it has its peak in the middle of the season, and then it kind of just, like, falls apart for the last four weeks. But we had... Tonight was a great climax for our 500th episode, which is what tonight's episode was. It's a double eviction. It's the 500th Big Brother episode.
Starting point is 00:03:09 It was very climactic. We saw the downfall of Amanda. But unfortunately, we saw the downfall of Alyssa. And now what we're left with is a household full of floaters. This season has felt like there have been 500 episodes, not the entire franchise history. I am done. I like that they have a bigger cast,
Starting point is 00:03:29 and I, in theory, like that they have a longer season, but when you fill the house with this many idiots, and unfortunately when the final five are all floating morons, then what the hell is the point? Well, it's such a rollercoaster ride, because this is the first season that I haven't been doing written recaps. I've just been doing video recaps. So I have actually been not watching the feeds,
Starting point is 00:03:52 but I've been reading a lot of the live feeds this year, which I usually stay away from. And it has been so fun, and I can see how people get obsessed, because I'll lay there in bed all night long and read about all these fights they're having and then all the hundreds of comments of people doing it. And so this week has been so up and down because we saw a lot of really great fighting. We saw Gina Marie
Starting point is 00:04:09 telling off Amanda on the feeds, which Walt talked about. Did you guys watch that or read about it? I haven't had a chance to really watch it. I read about it, though. But I think that CBS did themselves a disservice by making this a one hour episode. This is their 500th episode.
Starting point is 00:04:26 They could have made this a two-hour episode because there was so much stuff. Two hours, Ben. There's three hours in primetime. Make it three full hours. Three hours. Yeah, because you know what? There was so much stuff that happened,
Starting point is 00:04:35 you know, over the course of the week, so much fighting and so many, like, you know, attitudes changing and things happening that we could have easily stretched this out for two to three hours tonight, and it would have been totally fine because it's the 500th episode. Why not? Look, Ronnie just mentioned this, and you guys,
Starting point is 00:04:52 if you haven't watched the videos from the live feed of Gina Marie and Amanda fighting this past week, it is epic in nature. It is delicious, and Ronnie posted both of the videos in a blog on his website, Trash Talk TV
Starting point is 00:05:08 and it also is posted on our Facebook page, facebook.com forward slash watch what crap happens and you guys have to check out this blog and you have to watch the videos. It's about 20 plus minutes worth of content and it is so amazing and the fact that I'm
Starting point is 00:05:23 rooting for Gina Marie in this is just so wrong on so many levels. But she really sticks it to Amanda despite the fact that she is, you know, a brainless moron. Yeah. It's odd how I feel like Gina Marie is strangely enough becoming sort of the new hero in my brain. You know? Because she's an idiot. She has moments of extreme racism and now anti-Semitism.
Starting point is 00:05:49 And, I mean, she's also like a psychopath and obsessed with this guy that she barely knows. And yet, for some reason, there's something oddly winning about her. There's something sort of... She's so stupid that you can't help but like the idiot, you know? She's like a big old golden retriever.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Well, the fight was so good. I mean, basically, everyone has had so many reasons to fight with Amanda and tell her to shut the fuck up this whole year, and no one's really done it. And really all Amanda did was smirk at Gina Marie, like give her some smirk, and Gina Marie's like, hey, use! And then it just goes downhill. She's like, what is your vagina, 30 pounds?
Starting point is 00:06:26 Your vagina's as big as your mouth, you hoe. Yeah, why don't you drop your pants? Like you have been this whole season, you hooker. Yeah, I bet your mom's proud of you, showing your titties all over the internet. I was like, yeah! I was screaming up in here. It was really good.
Starting point is 00:06:42 It was good. It's like on par with some of our best fights from season 10 and season 8 and season 6. And then this was the week of just watching Amanda cry, which was also just beautiful. Amanda, who's so mean and horrible to everybody, just all of a sudden being like, Why is everybody so mean to me? I don't understand it. The other great thing is she also finally came to the realization that people outside of the house, meaning us dedicated viewers, probably all hate her too, and that is the icing on the cake.
Starting point is 00:07:10 To not just realize that the people in the house all hate you, but to realize that the 7 million viewers hate you too. That's great. Yeah, and by the way, for all you conspiracy theorists that said that the game was fixed for Mana to win, obviously you're all wrong. I don't know how wrong they were, because they really tried. I mean, one of the
Starting point is 00:07:28 big things also that happened on the live feed this week was, you know, that we saw the scene, they aired the scene where Amanda was pitching that deal to Alyssa to keep her. Well, Amanda went right outside and told everybody that not Amanda, Alyssa went right outside and told everybody and was laughing that
Starting point is 00:07:44 Amanda's so stupid that she would think Alyssa would actually do that. Then Alyssa gets called into the DR, and she comes out suddenly willing to work with Amanda and thinking this is a great idea. So everybody on the feeds and in the comments and stuff are saying, well, see, they're obviously trying to rig it, because now Alyssa's suddenly going to work with her, and she thinks she's an idiot.
Starting point is 00:08:03 But then production ended up screwing her over too. So maybe they tried to rig it, they just didn't do a very good job. You know, if they did try to rig it, I don't think they tried to rig it because Amanda has some sort of pre-existing relationship with Alison Grodner. I think that they probably tried to rig it because they know that she's such a great villain that we kind of want her there as close to the end as possible to keep that interest going because I mean she is a great villain and she only got like worse and worse
Starting point is 00:08:30 slash greater and greater as the past few weeks have gone along. In fact the past two weeks, because we didn't do a show last week the past two weeks have seen the decline of the Amanda Empire and it has been a phenomenal two week span watching everything crumble below her. I mean,
Starting point is 00:08:46 why don't we back up to the beginning of this week, to Sunday's episode, which was primarily dedicated to setting up Amanda for her big nomination, Blindside. What did you guys think about that episode? I'm ready to go there, but I just have to say one quick thing based on the two points you said. I agree with both of the
Starting point is 00:09:02 points that you made, but I also just have to say, don't you guys think that we're 15 seasons in? I understand that the workers on these shows and the producers and the editors, a lot of them rotate out because a lot of them are contract workers, and some of them we know, and the majority
Starting point is 00:09:17 of them are amazing, but don't you think the higher-ups on this show, like Alison Grodner, would realize 15 seasons in, not to have so many fuck-ups. I mean, my God, it's like, was Helen pushed off that thing? Did they clearly tell Alyssa that she now needs to work with
Starting point is 00:09:33 Amanda? It's like, they're not giving us loyal viewers enough credit, and that's what really pisses me off at the end of the day. You can go ahead and, you know, screw this game up, and, you know, you can have racist people, you know, wall this game up and, you know, you can have racist people, you know, wall to wall, but when you don't give us viewers enough credit to see the clear manipulations that are going on behind the scenes,
Starting point is 00:09:53 it really, really upsets me. Soapbox, I'm done. I'm done with my soapbox. But you know, I think there's some people who live for that. I think they love waiting to find the conspiracy. There are probably people up there right now saying that, you know, there was only one bone in Alyssa's pile of hay tonight, or saying that they probably intentionally, like, made the maze impossible for Spencer tonight. Like, people love conspiracy theories, and this show gives you the most. And the funny thing
Starting point is 00:10:21 is, this is really one of the most transparent reality shows on TV I mean there is a certain amount of manipulation that happens in the diary room but we see the majority of the things that go on in this house and you think people would actually be happy about that but it actually just makes the viewers more angry well a lot goes on in those diary room sessions that we don't see because another thing that was happening on the live feed and and you see, this is why it's dangerous
Starting point is 00:10:46 to watch the live feeds. Look how sick I am. Look. Look, circles. And I know everything that's happening. So I'm staying up all night. I went on today and I was like, hey, how come nothing's updated? What the hell? I was having a fit. But one of the things that was going on was Judd has been calling, has been screaming at
Starting point is 00:11:02 production through the cameras and stuff and calling some girl on the production staff an effing bitch because they're obviously trying to rig it and bringing Alyssa in and all this stuff, and they're trying to force him to say certain things, and Andy's saying, well, I wouldn't say that, and they wanted me to say this, and I wouldn't say it,
Starting point is 00:11:18 and then they keep cutting to fish. So it's really funny now, kind of watching everybody rebelling, or starting to rebel, because Judd looks at it like production got him kicked off, which you can also say production brought your ass back on too. Production totally brought his ass back on because they pushed Helen off of that little block or told her to jump off, and then Candace jumped right off too.
Starting point is 00:11:38 So Judd better watch himself because his ass is still in there and competing and actually has a really good shot at winning 500 grand because of the stupidity of the production team. You know, I actually am getting a little over Judd. I kind of am starting to feel like he's a little bit of a belligerent asshole. I don't know. Just a little
Starting point is 00:11:58 bit I'm getting that feeling. I'm not totally over him but I'm heading in that direction. Well, they're not showing us that. They're not showing us that on the TV show and that's what makes us all so lopsided because on the live feeds, he's calling Alyssa a C word constantly and he's horrible apparently on the live feeds
Starting point is 00:12:13 but we don't see that. So it's really hard blending the people that you're seeing on TV and then the people I'm reading about on the live feeds into consistent composites of people. I don't know what the hell I'm reading about on the live feeds into consistent composites of people. I don't know what the hell I'm doing anymore. I'm turning crazy. You guys, I really don't want anybody to take this the wrong way, but this
Starting point is 00:12:32 really, and I don't agree with anything that Erin really did and everything that she pretty much said and everything that came out of her mouth was pretty awful and she's disgusting on various levels, but it really bugs me that she truly did get the worst edit
Starting point is 00:12:48 out of everybody. I mean, yes, they started to give it to Amanda in more of like a joking way, but the guys on this show have also been disgusting. A lot of them have been misogynistic. A few of them have also been homophobic, and we really never truly did see on the
Starting point is 00:13:04 CBS broadcast, which which again we have to realize so many more people are watching those than the live feeds. The live feeds are for the diehards but the masses of America are seeing the CBS show and they did not properly see the truth behind Gina Marie's disgustingness, the truth behind
Starting point is 00:13:19 Spencer's disgustingness and now the truth behind Judd's disgustingness and it just bothers me that Aaron is having to take the brunt of all of this when, yes, she deserves a lot of it, but these other people are assholes too. And the fact that it seems at this point that CBS is pushing Judd to win because, oh, he's like one of those swamp people. He's like one of those hillbilly rednecks that are so popular on that Duck Dynasty show. So let's hope that he wins so that we can bring him back
Starting point is 00:13:46 for a future All-Star season, and it's totally effed up, and all of us can see completely, it's totally transparent. Listen, at this point, though, I have to say the only one who I really don't want to win is Andy. I have grown to really dislike Andy. Excuse me, is
Starting point is 00:14:02 somebody going to give me some credit? Yes, Matthew, you are the best hateful predictor of all time. You hated his ass right in the beginning. We were like, that's not fair, and sure enough, there you are. And you know what, another thing that stupid Reagan, shut up, Reagan. You know, if anybody out there knows Reagan, tell him to shut up for me.
Starting point is 00:14:20 I'm sick of Reagan going on Twitter, sticking up for him. He wrote this big thesis piece on how gays are blah, blah, blah. Gays get the bad edit and blah, blah, blah on reality TV, and he's sticking up for Andy. You know what? You don't have to stick up for him just because he's gay, alright? How about you just stop? How about you put down the
Starting point is 00:14:37 pride flag for a second and just start looking at this as a game with people, and let's stop separating ourselves just because we're homos, alright? Right, and he also contradicted himself multiple times in that piece, too, and it really just drove me nuts, and, oh, Ben thinks he's amazing, but Reagan sucks, and Andy
Starting point is 00:14:54 sucks, and let's just all agree Andy is a floater, he's a sniveling crybaby, and if he wins the 500 grand, I'm so done. Here's the thing. I actually don't think Andy is getting a bad edit. I think he's getting a relatively normal and perhaps even slightly favorable edit. He's getting a great
Starting point is 00:15:10 edit. Andy's getting a really good edit. He's probably mean behind on the live feeds. Yeah. And so, but the thing is... And he's a bitch. But what I feel like the reason why I've come to hate him, which is probably the same reason for everyone else,
Starting point is 00:15:27 is that he's more than just a floater. He's like a tattletale. And people keep telling him things, and he goes and tells everyone, and he fucks up everyone else's game. Technically, this is good for him. I mean, he's actually playing a good game, but it doesn't mean I have to like it.
Starting point is 00:15:41 I mean, I find him to be so frustrating, and he's not. We've said this every single week. he's not tattling in this fun Dr. Will or Janelle Machiavellian way, he's more just like oh my god oh my god
Starting point is 00:15:57 like they can't know this, this is terrible for my game, you know I feel like it's the same thing that was with Amanda, which is that she didn't really own her bullying, you know, she would bully, and then she would cry, and then, why don't people like me?
Starting point is 00:16:12 And I feel like Andy is, you know, he votes people out, then he cries, and there's something I find very despicable about him. Well, and the other thing is, it's like Zingbot came in and regulated Andy more so than anybody else by calling him a floater to his face in front of his fellow contestants, or fellow house guests,
Starting point is 00:16:28 and it's like, well, he really didn't do anything. He didn't step up his game since then. He just continued to be a bitchy little floater, and you know, I wanted to root for him. Look, I don't want to be one of those people who's always rooting against the gay dudes on these shows, but the gay dudes they always cast on these shows
Starting point is 00:16:44 suck, and this one especially, he aligned himself with Amanda when she started getting incredibly awful, and he became her minion, even more so than McCray in a way, which was horribly disgusting, and then when he wasn't attached to Amanda at the beginning of the game,
Starting point is 00:16:58 he was floating. After Amanda, he's going to float, and we also have to say that this exterminator crew, I'm sorry, but this is up there with one of the lamest alliances in Big Brother history. I'm even going to say this, the Meow Meow would find this lame. Oh, God, no, no. You can never win
Starting point is 00:17:13 with me if you bring Enzo into it. You'll always lose in my eyes. I hate the brigade. No, I think actually the exterminators, believe it or not, I think they're actually a good alliance because they formed at the right time. They did the right thing. I just hate them. I actually a good alliance because they formed at the right time. They did the right thing. I just hate them. I just hate them, but they formed at the right time.
Starting point is 00:17:29 I will 100% give you that. They did the thing that I always say every single year, which is, why don't these floaters ever realize that if they join together, they can oust the people in power? And finally, someone's actually done it. Unfortunately, they also ousted the person that we like the most, who is Alyssa, and so now I have to hate them.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Right. And then if you look at it for three weeks in a row, you lose Aaron, Amanda, and Alyssa. And as disgusting as two of those three people are, they made the show worth watching. I mean, Gina Marie is still a crackhead who's going to go off and, you know, she'll probably still give us a few bomb mots for the rest of the season, but at this point to have those three mega players go out week after week after week is just so gut-wrenching. I know. Really the only
Starting point is 00:18:14 floater is Spencer because Spencer hasn't won anything and he hasn't really done... Excuse me. He's not the only floater there. The only person that's really left in this game that is worthy of the win is Gina Marie, which disgusts me to say this, that is worthy of the win is Gina Marie, which disgusts me to say this, but the truth of the matter is Spencer can't win shit. Andy can't win shit.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Judd did win the POV this week, but he also was given a key back into the house. And I don't think that anybody that's evicted initially that comes back in ever deserves to win. I think they should only ever be allowed to play for second place. that comes back in ever deserves to win. I think they should only ever be allowed to play for second place. So you can't tell me that anybody besides Gina Marie or McCray is worthy of the $500,000. Well, you could actually still make a case for Judd, and you could actually make a case for Andy,
Starting point is 00:18:55 because Andy won HOH, unfortunately. Andy didn't really win HOH. That thing he won was a piece of crap. It doesn't matter, because I'm just saying, you know, the point is this, they do, we do keep on calling them floaters, but the truth is that they've all actually done significant things, except for maybe Spencer.
Starting point is 00:19:14 But the thing is, their personality is like, they're like floater personalities, which is why it feels like it's a bunch of floaters, but they've actually done something extremely strategic in forming an alliance and getting rid of all the power players and taking over the game. So they really aren't... Of the people that are left, if you were on the jury
Starting point is 00:19:29 and you had an option of the people remaining in the house, I mean, for me, again, the only options truly would be Gina Marie and McCray because they have done a hell of a lot more. They've put their necks on the line a hell of a lot more, and I would want to reward that over somebody.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Yes, maybe Andy did play a decent game because he aligned himself with a bitch like Amanda. Oh, my God. All McCray did was put his wiener in a bulldog. All right, if you want to give the win to somebody who stands behind a fucking lesbian, just give it to any old umpire on the street. Like, why even bother playing the game?
Starting point is 00:20:03 And this is why we've missed you, Ronnie. Yes. Matt and I are way too polite. No, that's some bullshit. That guy has done nothing except sit there and look like Chloe Sevigny in that movie Kids when she had AIDS and was dying in a cab. I don't even want to hear anything from stupid McRae. Yes, spoiler alert
Starting point is 00:20:19 from the film from 1995. The other thing is, I feel like McRae has not showered since that first HOH competition when he was hanging on a thing getting sprayed with water. I feel like McCray has not showered since that first HOH competition when he was hanging on a thing getting sprayed with water. I think that was the last show. He showered in Amanda's tears all week because that was hilarious. They were saying last
Starting point is 00:20:36 night on the feeds that Amanda was giving him a blowjob and they left their mics on. They're so disgusting. They're just so gross. They really are. Why is McRae suddenly off the hook? Well, I mean, I guess he won 8-0-8 so nobody could go after him. But you know they're not going to go after him.
Starting point is 00:20:51 It seems like he's just totally off the hook. The only person anybody wanted out was Amanda. So I guess in that way... No, they wanted Alyssa, too. Alyssa, yeah. On the live feeds, they were like... Even before Alyssa switched over to wanting to get Amanda out, the reason they really wanted to go after Alyssa, yeah. On the live feeds, they were like, even before Alyssa switched over to wanting to get Amanda out,
Starting point is 00:21:07 they really wanted to go after Alyssa, I think mainly because Alyssa started telling people that she didn't trust Andy, which she shouldn't have trusted Andy anyway, and so when Andy found out about this, Andy then sort of, I think he started a campaign against her. You guys, on all your Joker's
Starting point is 00:21:24 updates, people can correct me if I'm wrong. So the thing is this. Alyssa's days were numbered anyway, even if she didn't vote for Amanda. So this was inevitable. Okay, but here's the problem. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I was just going to say that Alyssa could have done
Starting point is 00:21:36 what she originally had planned, and in the end here, in the final stretch, really tried to make a girls' alliance because Gina Marie stayed pretty true to her. She could have put her up and didn't. And she could have probably talked Amanda mostly into it. The thing is, everybody knew that Andy was a fucking rat, and
Starting point is 00:21:54 Amanda would not believe it. Andy's admittedly a rat. Like, he came out of the closet as a rat to the other team, and they're like, that's great, good job, buddy! The way this should have gone down is, when Judd came back into the house, Judd and Alyssa were starting to have a little bit of an alliance. At that point, they needed to rope in Gina Marie and Aaron,
Starting point is 00:22:11 and lock down the four of them as the final four, and they could have controlled the house, because Aaron is a good player, Alyssa's a good player, Gina Marie's a good player, and Judd is pretty decent too. So, I mean, that should have been the final four moving forward two weeks ago. Look, we can't go back there at this point, but the other problem here is, and I know I'm jumping a little bit ahead, but
Starting point is 00:22:31 the problem is that dumbass McCray ended up putting Alyssa on the block against Gina Marie tonight, and the problem there is Alyssa had, you know, mended fences for the most part with Amanda, and I don't know why he didn't show her
Starting point is 00:22:47 some allegiance, because then McRae and Alyssa could have fought together to go final two by taking out each final member of the exterminators. I just think he made a huge mistake. Did he assume that Alyssa backpedaled on her deal?
Starting point is 00:23:04 Yeah, he assumed that Alyssa was the one that flipped her vote. And he was trying to tell Amanda, I don't know that we can trust Andy. And Amanda, she sealed her own fate. She just kept saying, we can trust him, we can trust him. Believe me, I trust him with all my heart. He's the best, blah, blah, blah. And so McCrae listened to his girlfriend and trusted Andy. So when Alyssa got kicked out, he thought Alyssa switched.
Starting point is 00:23:25 But then why, when Amanda was kicked out of the house, she gave attitude to Andy right before she left, and she was like, dude, I'm really sorry, but McCray, did he not listen to Amanda? Did he not realize like, oh, well shit, I clearly shouldn't be aligning myself with Andy.
Starting point is 00:23:41 I should totally jump on the Alyssa bandwagon. But the craziest part of it all is that when Alyssa finally got evicted, she thought that McCray was the one who was the vote that went awry. Proving once again that this house will drive you all insane. Yeah, absolutely. But I mean, it's a shame because if McCray,
Starting point is 00:23:58 if he had kept Alyssa off the block, one of the exterminators would have gone home and then it would have been three exterminators versus the two of them. And the thing is, when you take out someone from an alliance, then things start to get wobbly, you know? What should have happened is he should have put up Gina Marie and Andy, and they should have sent either one of them home,
Starting point is 00:24:19 but preferably they should have sent home Gina Marie if they were smart, because Gina Marie actually does have a lot of legit wins under her belt, and I actually don't think that anybody truly hates her except for Candice, understandably. Except for black people. Yeah, except for everybody. And now Jews. Yes, well, yeah. I mean, she has a lot of haters. But the point is this.
Starting point is 00:24:36 She actually has a legit threat at winning the 500 grand if she gets to the final two because she does have significant wins under her belt. They should have taken her out because then you'd really have a house left full of floaters, and then at that point, you actually end up increasing your odds if you're somebody like Spencer, if you're somebody like Andy. Yeah, absolutely. Well, can I ask you guys something
Starting point is 00:24:56 that I'm really wondering, especially after this week? What did Puerto Ricans ever do? I mean, when did that become a thing? I've heard people being racist against black people forever. I've heard people being homophobic. I mean, when did that become a thing? I've heard people being racist against black people forever. I've heard people being homophobic. I've heard all of that. But Puerto Ricans? Specifically,
Starting point is 00:25:12 where did that come from? They gave us West Side Story, you guys. Let's all jump off of their ass. Gina Marie was saying this week, well, first of all, Andy was saying, and you can find this on YouTube, but it's one of the conversations
Starting point is 00:25:27 they were having about Alyssa, because that's all they do is trash talk people, which is horrible, right, you guys? But anyway, Andy was saying... What are we doing right now? Exactly. Andy was saying, well, you know, I look at the picture, you know, I look at the pictures of Alyssa
Starting point is 00:25:43 and her kids, and her kid doesn't even look like her. It's, like, confusing. And then Gina Marie was like, yeah, her kid looks like some dirty brown Puerto Rican piece of dirt. Really? I mean, that's, like, how many tie-breaks are they going to go against the Puerto Ricans?
Starting point is 00:26:01 What did the Puerto Ricans ever do? You guys weren't West Side Story. You'll forgive everything. Yeah. I think you make sense. Do you always have to make a Broadway reference the way Ben always has to name drop? I know.
Starting point is 00:26:14 I haven't name dropped at all today. I don't have anything to name drop about. Trust me. I'm sure in the next 20 minutes you'll find a way to squeeze one in. I hope so. Squeeze one in. So let's backtrack to the beginning of the week a little bit.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Let's recap some of the events that led up to tonight. Which was clearly the goal was to embarrass Amanda on TV at all possible times. Yes, and she gave him a lot of material to do that. So Sunday's episode I thought was peculiar because we pretty much learned right off the bat that Gina Marie was going to nominate McCray and Amanda and that was it. There was no question about it. And the producers did not even bother trying
Starting point is 00:26:53 to create some misdirection, create some suspense about who else might go up. The producers were like, these two are going to go up, but they don't know. And the suspense of the episode was wondering what their reactions would be like. And I was riveted. What did you guys think? I don't know if I would use the word
Starting point is 00:27:10 riveted, but yeah, kind of. I don't know. I mean, riveting? I was reading Facebook comments. I'm sorry. It reminded me of the episode of Survivor Pearl Islands when Rupert was voted off, and again, it was pretty much announced early on in the episode when Rupert was voted off. And again, it was pretty much announced early on in the episode
Starting point is 00:27:27 that Rupert was going home, but he had no idea. And the whole episode was sort of like this big swan song to Rupert. And he was blissfully going into tribal council thinking he'd be safe, and then the axe came down on him. And it's a great technique with reality TV sometimes where it's not so much about the result. It's more about how they're going to react when they're so
Starting point is 00:27:47 incredibly blindsided. Weren't you guys surprised that Amanda, again, she's a horrible human being, but she's also pretty smart compared to the other disasters in that house. So I find it really
Starting point is 00:28:03 hard to believe that she didn't realize that at least these dummies in the house would still see her and McCray as a power couple and as a block of votes. And they made it this far in the game. The fact that they made it this far as the only remaining couple is insane to me.
Starting point is 00:28:19 The fact that that was a surprise to her is just crazy to me. She had a meltdown this week, so who knows what was going on. Her social game went out the window. The moment that Alyssa became HOH, she won that endurance competition, and that Judd came back in the house, Amanda's social game just went right out the window. It was always sort of on the line, and we always said that she was going to play too hard, and then she just went.
Starting point is 00:28:45 She just lost it. She lost it. Well, here's the thing. I take issue with anybody calling Amanda smart. People say that. That's like what everybody says. Well, Amanda's smart. I don't understand why.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Amanda is so not smart. She's a fucking idiot. Not one of her evictions, the only eviction that she got that I think was actually helpful to her was Helen. I mean, that one was legit. But the other one, and I think that that was straight up jealousy anyway. She didn't know if Helen was coming after her. But she's not smart.
Starting point is 00:29:14 She's just a mean bulldog who wants to control everything. She didn't even care who it was. As long as she could say who was going to go out of the house, she was happy with it. I mean, think about every move she's made. She thought Judd was the MVP. She got him kicked off. That wasn't even true.
Starting point is 00:29:29 She still doesn't even know that was true. She won't believe Judd. She hasn't done anything smart the whole time she's been there. She's just been a nasty boy. Remember how she screwed up to Howard? Yes. That's true.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Oh, and that was another thing in that fight. Gina Marie brought up the fact that Amanda told everyone that Howard said he wanted to fuck her up the ass or whatever. That was another cut to fish moment. So thanks, YouTube. Yay, YouTube. Okay, so maybe Amanda's not smart,
Starting point is 00:29:55 but I will say I think she's shrewd. I think she can read people pretty well. She's a shrew. Take off the D and I'll agree with you. She's a shrew and she's shrewd. I think she knows how to manipulate people to a certain extent. But her social game was her big... Yeah, so did Osama Bin Laden.
Starting point is 00:30:10 He'd strap bombs to their children if he didn't listen to them. Well, so Amanda would make a wonderful terrorist. Yes, replace those fake saline sacks with a nice nail bomb and win Israel. They're probably not full of saline. They're probably full of, I don't know, like... Melted Legos. Melted Legos? Melted Legos.
Starting point is 00:30:33 I like pepperoni and semen the best. Listen, listen. Just gumballs. She actually has a little knob on her back. If you turn it, it's on her tramp stamp. If you turn it, a gumball comes Yeah. She actually has like a little knob on her back. If you turn it, it's on her tramp stamp. If you turn it, a gumball comes out of her nipple. No, she has like a sleep number. Just falls out like this.
Starting point is 00:30:53 She's a craft medic adjustable. This is what it sounds like. She's like, hey, you want a gumball? Gumball. That's, by the way, one of the most disgusting images we've ever seen. I actually have a gumball machine behind me right here, and I'm too afraid to pick it up and put it on screen right now. Yeah. Hey, guys, look, I found her tampon.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Ew! Okay, this got real juvenile real quickly. Anyway, the point is this. She's a disaster. She walks around in her underwear, and she bullies people, and then she cries about the fact that she's being viewed as a bully,
Starting point is 00:31:36 and she makes fun of people. Her social game is just... It's horrendous. But was it her social game, or did she just really straight-up lose her goddamn mind this week? Because Sunday night's episode was hilarious, because she actually believes
Starting point is 00:31:51 that Alyssa was bullying her, and that she wasn't bullying Alyssa. And I know we toss around that word a lot, and we, you know, we'll not even get into our Real Housewives stuff here, but the word is used a lot, but I will say, I do think she was bullying Alyssa, and the fact that she couldn't see that
Starting point is 00:32:09 makes me believe that she just truly lost her mind this week, and it has nothing to do... The editors are so wonderful. There's an editor who just hates Amanda's guts, because out of all the chances that they've given Amanda, and all the rigging they've tried to give Amanda,
Starting point is 00:32:27 one editor just keeps fucking her over. First she comes out and she's confused that everyone's booing her, which was beautiful. That was the best part of the night. I love it. It's the second week in a row that we've had boos. And wait, did you also see how they were trying to pump in some clapping, but we know that there was really no clapping going on in that audience? Yeah, that was Allison's butt cheeks clapping together.
Starting point is 00:32:43 But I don't even know what that meant. I just think it was a funny image. And I can't. No, it's not a funny image. It's a terrifying image. But the other thing was she keeps referencing Bubby. Like this is the second time that she's been like, well, you know, Bubby. Maybe I shouldn't have been Bubby.
Starting point is 00:33:00 Like giving herself a laugh. They would never show that on the air. This is when she dressed like an old woman to torment Alyssa and followed her around pretending she was Yenta from Fiddler on the Roof. Sorry, Fagito Burrito reference. But she was running around like an old lady trying to torment her, and it didn't make the air, and she thinks she's this hilarious sitcom star,
Starting point is 00:33:20 and the editors are like, fuck you, we're not even putting that in Amanda. And how funny is it that every time Amanda tried to bully Alyssa, Alyssa just would laugh in her face. Like, thanks for bullying me, but no thanks. I would have taken
Starting point is 00:33:39 you seriously had you not owned a one-piece. I sadly have to evict your taunting. Thanks. Thanks, Julie. But also, girls like Alyssa, like really gorgeous girls who
Starting point is 00:33:57 take care of themselves and are really pretty and merry wealthy, are used to homely fat chicks hating them. There's nothing you can do. Go to Fatburger Bitch. I think that Amanda was basically reliving her high school.
Starting point is 00:34:14 She was taken back to high school. You could see all of a sudden she became that bitter outsider who was never accepted by the cool girls. I think that was all dredged up by Alyssa. What I also thought was funny was that Amanda kept on making fun of Alyssa's plastic surgery. She's like, how many doctors did you get to do that?
Starting point is 00:34:29 What's going on with your Joker face? Yes, which is why I'm making fun of Amanda's lips. I want to make something clear. Yes, I'm calling Amanda fat, but I'm a fat person calling her fat. Let me tell you what. I'm offended. I'm offended. You know, it's like that chick from the big C, Laura Linney, said.
Starting point is 00:34:45 You can't be, like, you have to be, like, fat and jolly. What'd she say? You can't be fat and mean? That's so true, Amanda. You have to be nice. But the thing is this, though. Amanda has had big, gigantic, ridiculous breast implants. So don't go making fun of someone for their plastic surgery
Starting point is 00:35:02 when you honestly have two Mack trucks on your chest. Can I just stop you for a second and say that Amanda is also in love with a 24-year-old pizza boy from Minnesota with a girl haircut. So why don't we just stop talking about Amanda's plastic surgery and talk about the men that she chooses in her life. Well, you know what? She had an abortion right before she came into the house, apparently, according to this
Starting point is 00:35:25 fight, so maybe she's still working that off, and maybe that guy actually had a good job and stuff. You know what? You only have so many abortions before you realize that the good guys are jerks, too. Maybe a pizza boy would work out better. He'd at least probably try to take care of the baby. Emmy, if you're watching this right now,
Starting point is 00:35:41 one of our loyal listeners, Emmy, that would be the quote of not just tonight's episode, but the quote of the season of the TV clique talking about Big Brother. So somebody needs to jot that down and go log in to your Cafe Press account and make our thread list and make me a shirt. Make Ronnie a shirt and make me a shirt.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Cafe Press. I've been out for three episodes and I don't get to be this unfiltered and horrid anywhere else in my life. Thanks for having me back, guys. Honestly, I'm still reeling from that line.
Starting point is 00:36:15 You can only have so many abortions before you realize that the good guys are jerks too. Well, we're all friends with you. You're going to love us or hate us. We know how it works. That should be like when Carrie Bradshaw would sit down at her computer to start off an episode of Sex and the City.
Starting point is 00:36:31 That would have been a really good dark one. I couldn't help but wonder how many abortions do I have to have before I decide on men? Okay, I'm taking a look at the Twitter. I want to check in and see what people are saying here. I want to bring up one thing that Miss Cleo posted on Twitter,
Starting point is 00:36:54 which is another good point here. And it was something that I was talking about earlier, about how much I'm angry with, or how pissed I am at McRae for nominating Alyssa. I agree with Miss Cleo here who's saying I think production expected McRae to win HOH but they didn't have
Starting point is 00:37:11 any idea that he would nominate Alyssa because there's no way after losing Aaron and after losing Amanda that production wants to also lose Alyssa and I think that they were thrown for a loop. I mean I feel like you could read it even on Julie Chen when Alyssa walked out on stage like, oh shit,
Starting point is 00:37:28 are we going to have to really do this for the next three weeks with these bums? Well, Tammy on Twitter says that basically he went with the majority. Second verse, same as the first. So he knew, he basically saw that the house was all against him, and he put up
Starting point is 00:37:44 Alyssa. They're already against him though. That's what's so stupid. That's the bad logic of it. He thinks he's going to endear himself. This is my least favorite move. When people think they're going to endear themselves to the majority by doing what they want, it never works.
Starting point is 00:37:56 It does nothing for you. The Gingers are together, right? So you've got Spencer and Andy who are the oddest couple ever, but they're together. So they're going to be voting against McRae. And then Gina Marie and Judd, do you think they'll stick together? There has to be, like, two pairs, right? How's this going to unfold?
Starting point is 00:38:16 I don't know. At some point, maybe McRae... Nobody can trust Andy. I mean, I think that that is fairly obvious now in the House, too. Don't trust Andy. I know. Okay, so wait. There are some things on the Facebook I'm trying to look at. Kelly Big Red says,
Starting point is 00:38:30 Amanda admitted that she dated Jax from Vanderpump Rules for a little bit. Oh, my God! That, by the way, is a full-on... Well, I was going to say it's a full-on lie because he's way out of her league, but then I remembered that he doesn't have a league. No, that guy sticks it. Yeah, that guy will stick it in a water fountain. Yeah, but my God,
Starting point is 00:38:50 like, between Stassi and Amanda, could you imagine? No. Please don't make me. She probably was the one who had to get that. That's probably where her abortion came from. Oh, we know Jax is all about that. Remember Jax
Starting point is 00:39:07 banged up a girl and then didn't she have an abortion? Or she told him that there was an abortion but she really had the kid? Oh my god. Oh yeah. Did she really have the kid on that show? Oh my god. I forgot about Vanderpump Rules. How could I? Shockingly, I don't remember the finer details of Vanderpump Rules.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Now this is just making me hope that Big Brother 16 stars the cast of Vanderpump Rules and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. That should just be the entire cast. That would actually be an amazing cast. It would be amazing. So anyway, while Ronnie looks at more things, the other thing I want to talk about...
Starting point is 00:39:39 I'm getting sucked in. I'm like, uh-huh, uh-huh. You go, girl, you go. The other thing I wanted to really talk about was how after Amanda was nominated, she accuses Gina Marie of being jealous of the showmans. She's, like, unable to see the logic that they're a duo that have to be broken up. Instead, she's like, you're just jealous. You're just jealous you don't have Nick with you right now.
Starting point is 00:40:00 You're just jealous of us, which is my favorite girl defense of all time. You're just jealous. Well, that's what, you know what, that's, I have to say everyone with children, like the real ones, not the ones in the sink, like people who are actually parents, stop telling your children that everybody is jealous of them because that comes from our parenting, you know? Whenever I got my ass kicked in school, my mom was like, they're jealous. Oh, really, Mom?
Starting point is 00:40:21 They're jealous of a 300-pound fifth grader? Like, give me a break. They're not jealous. Like, you should have told me're jealous of a 300-pound fifth grader? Like, give me a break. They're not jealous. Like, you should have told me. They're mad at you because you're 300 pounds. You carry your books in front like a girl. Stop doing that, and you'll stop getting beat up. Like, run around the block.
Starting point is 00:40:34 You know, if my mother had been honest with me, I might be somewhere 30-something years old. Instead, she told me everyone is jealous, and I'm walking around fucking paranoid everywhere I go. Every time someone's mean to me, I'm like, they're so jealous. They're not jealous. You're an asshole. Change your ways and people will stop being mean to you.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Mothers. Shut up, Mom. Can you just tell I was just in Texas for a week? Mothers, why? Clearly you still need a few days to cool down after that fun trip home with the family. No, it takes months. And then it's Christmas. Okay, Emmy says something really good here.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Remember when Amanda said she was going to breastfeed and Aaron said, what are you going to feed it? Silicone? Love it. Oh, and the other best line of the week was Gina Marie saying, when Amanda and Alyssa were going at it, she's like, these two are about to punch the plastic out of each other.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Yeah. I did also like tonight when Gina Marie was saying something to Amanda like, you don't understand what can comprehend in your head with your thoughts and the comprehension. Amanda's like, that makes no sense. I was like, okay, point for Amanda.
Starting point is 00:41:39 And then Gina Marie was like, yo, I may not be smart but all you've got to know, I'm loyal. I'm loyal to a fault. Wait, I actually thought that she was, again, I'm sorry to keep bringing up our Housewives references
Starting point is 00:41:53 and watch what crap happens, but I really thought that the next line out of her mouth was going to be with thick as thieves, like Caroline Manzo. I mean, she talks just like those kids. And you know that poof that she puts in her hair, that poof that Gina Marie puts in her hair, she really takes a lot of time. I watched her, like, shaping it on Big Brother After Dark once,
Starting point is 00:42:13 and she was really concerned. She's like, is it perfect? Is it perfect? I need it to be perfect. For Nick. For Nick. For Nick. I'm like, I don't know if Nick really cares if your hair looks like a figure eight, okay? I think Nick would much prefer a penis,
Starting point is 00:42:26 so work on that. Yeah, yeah, a penis that looks like a figure eight. Maybe that's how he shapes his pubic hair. Maybe that's why she does it. He has his hair in, like, a little bun. No, he clearly, he goes bare. He goes bare. Yeah, it's all smooth.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Smooth, no stubbles. Just how Spencer likes it. Oh, too soon. Too soon. Is it inappropriate if I make fun of a child molester? I think being a child molester is worse than making fun of a child molester, right?
Starting point is 00:42:58 Agreed. Yeah, that's probably worse. So what did you guys think about the veto competition this week, which set up a Macranda showdown? What was it? Oh, it was so good. There were bowling balls.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Oh, my God. They put that hippo in a tutu and made her turn around in circles. That was best. I can't believe Walt Disney isn't suing her. I was about to say. It definitely looked like there was some copyright. Or Milton Bradley with the makers of Hungry Hungry Hippos. Or the inventor of bowling for having their game.
Starting point is 00:43:29 I wish they had gone all the way and just made it a Hungry Hippos and just thrown gumballs at it. Right, thank you. Instead of gumballs, just throw... Yeah, exactly. She wants a heavier carb. She wants a gnocchi. She wants gnocchi, not gumballs.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Just full-on quesadillas. Just like a frisbee. A frisbee that's in her mouth. Here's some mac and cheese powder. Just pour it right down your mouth. Hungry, hungry hippos. Man. No, that was...
Starting point is 00:44:03 We missed a very important week. I've been laughing so hard I'm getting snot. Isn't that nice? You guys want to make out? So last week we missed a really huge week when Aaron got kicked out. We have to talk about that, right? Let's talk about that a little bit, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Okay, you guys start. I forgot what happened. Well, what happened was that Julie Chen confronted Aaron about some of the things that she said. She quoted, it was actually a surreal moment, because first we had the first booing I can ever remember of someone getting voted out of Big Brother. Then Julie Chen's sitting there saying things like, shut up and go make some rice, or what were the other ones? Okay, here's the point.
Starting point is 00:44:43 go make some rice, or what were the other ones? Okay, here's the point. What Erin did to defend herself after Julie called out, like, three of the 14 million horrible things she said, Ronnie, she essentially blamed Texas for her being a racist, horrible person. Okay, well, I was just in Texas. And let me tell you, bitch ain't far off. I mean, look, I'm not going to say everyone in Texas is racist, ain't far off. I mean, look, I'm not going to say everyone in Texas is racist, but you're definitely allowed to say more things there than you would here. I mean, you can get away
Starting point is 00:45:12 with more things. I was at this dinner party of my, oh God, I hope my parents do not choose now to start supporting my career choice, but I was at this dinner party of my parents' friends, and one of the guys, he's this really rich, loaded guy, started going off on all these offensive jokes. I mean, this guy went for 20 minutes on just every offensive joke. Like, one of them was, how do you get black kids to stop jumping on the bed you put Velcro on the ceiling? Like, fifth grade, terrible jokes.
Starting point is 00:45:39 I ended up just going out to the pool because I could drink this beer for free and stay at the pool. But they were just all laughing, laughing, laughing. So I'm not going to sit here and stand up for Texas because they're pretty full of shit in Texas. And Aaron kind of is right. But guess what? I'm from Texas, and when I have something
Starting point is 00:45:55 racist and horrible to say, I do them on a podcast like a normal fucking person. I don't do it on national TV. I mean, what's wrong with you? If you're going to be horrible, give yourself a platform to do it the right way. I mean, what's wrong with you? You know, if you're going to be horrible, like, give yourself a platform to do it the right way. Yeah, I think also Erin was so shocked and surprised that she was sort of like scrambling or whatever because she did sort of get her moorings a little bit later on
Starting point is 00:46:15 and she said, you know, I just want to say I feel really horrible, da-da-da. But then she again said, I'm just from Texas. That's how we do it. Well, what's up with no one understanding that they're on TV all the time? You know, she was completely shocked that that stuff was caught, and then Amanda tonight's like, well, you guys haven't seen it. You know, I don't know if you guys saw it or not.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Yeah, we saw it. You're on the internet, stupid. Like, everyone sees it. I thought that Julie was about to read back some of her stuff, you know? Because Julie's like, she said, you know, you are aware that you are on the internet and everything you say, you know, it goes out to the world. And then she looked down to her
Starting point is 00:46:50 cue card and I thought she was going to read about the things about the Puerto Ricans and stuff. I was like, oh my god, here it comes. She got off easy because Grodner had a direct line into Julie's earpiece and was like, don't grill my girlfriend. Yeah, I knew that they were going to leave Amanda alone because they really haven't showed Amanda being racist on the show.
Starting point is 00:47:06 They've showed her being horrible. A bully. All they'll do is show her being a bully. They will not show anything else wrong with Amanda. So do you guys think that on finale night, after all the votes are cast and everything, and then they can start having an honest conversation, do you think that Julie is going to break the news to all these people who've lost their jobs? Gina Marie, Aaron, and
Starting point is 00:47:28 Amanda? Let me tell you right now, I'm already kind of checking out because of what has happened in the past three weeks. If they do not go for the gusto on the finale night and just ruin these people's lives, they are going to just be upsetting more and more fans than they already have.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Because at this point, the only thing to talk about this season is how disgusting these people are and the fact that they're losing their jobs. If they do not bookend the season with Julie calling these people out even more than she called out Aaron when she was evicted, the season is a complete waste. I agree. And the other thing is that it almost feels like they're building up to that because every week Julie says, now remember, since these
Starting point is 00:48:06 are jury, they're going on the jury, they're still in the game, so I can't let them know about anything in the outside world. It's giving me hope. Almost as if they are really tempted to tell them that they've lost their job, but they can't. I don't think they're going to. Julie Chen went on some late night talk show
Starting point is 00:48:22 the other day, I forgot which one. And she was going off about Aaron and like how ignorant and stupid this young girl is. And I was thinking, you know what, Julie Chen, you fucking homewrecker, why don't you just be quiet? And she's like, I'm going to put my journalist hat on and say what I really feel about this girl. It's like, bitch, first of all, you're not a journalist. You're a host on Big Brother,
Starting point is 00:48:39 and you're on some other terrible talk show that your husband put you on. So let's stop calling ourselves a journalist. And second of all, a journalist doesn't come on with their opinions and start bashing people on the show. You don't see Ryan Seacrest talking about what a terrible singer Jordan Sparks is, even though she is. He just shuts up and smiles. Are you saying that Ryan Seacrest is a journalist?
Starting point is 00:48:59 Yes. I'm saying that Ryan Seacrest is about as much of a journalist as Julie Chen is, and she needs to be fair, and she needs to not be out there bashing people behind their backs, even though it's Aaron and she totally deserves it. But the thing that bugs me about it is that she's going to let Amanda off the hook. She's going to let Spencer off the hook. It's all going to Aaron, and Julie's going to go out on TV,
Starting point is 00:49:18 and she's going to go down the party line and make it all about Aaron. They're all horrible. It's too much of a great opportunity on CBS, on live TV, for Julie Chen to announce they've all lost their jobs and seeing their reactions. That being said, though, if Gina Marie winds up in the final two, I don't
Starting point is 00:49:37 think CBS would be cruel enough to say, hey, congratulations, you're in the final two, you're about to win, but guess what? You just lost your job. That would be awesome, though, because the other thing is, Gina Marie would just smack her hands and say, hey, congratulations, you're in the final two, you're about to win, but guess what, you just lost your job. That would be awesome, though, because the other thing is Gina Marie would just smack her hands and say, bring it, mommy, bring it, mommy, and she would say the $500,000 that she's going to win off this show after taxes is going to probably be like $310,000. That is more than that dumbass will ever earn in her entire life.
Starting point is 00:50:01 So guess what, give her the money. She doesn't care that she lost her job. Well, Gina Marie's the one who's saying that she's on N-word insurance, referring to welfare. So she doesn't have a job anyway. That's all bullshit that she had to fill out in the bio. You can't just say, like, I'm some unemployed, you know, ex-drama queen who's done, like,
Starting point is 00:50:18 softcore internet porn shoots and on the drink-haking commercials. Like, you can't say that. You have to say, like, I'm a kind of good native, which she's totally not. She's on welfare and she lives at her parents' house. So she already knows that. She'll be fine. So who do you guys want to win
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Starting point is 00:52:32 right now by joining Wondery Plus. I'm going to say Gina Marie. Well, wait. What were they doing? Did they already start the HOH game? I don't think so. I just... At this point? I don't think so. I don't think so. I just, at this point, it doesn't really matter. I mean, I don't, McRae's not eligible, right, because he was just HOHed.
Starting point is 00:52:58 I want to see McRae get kicked off, just because I don't like him. It's like, I don't think you could be mad at Bush, but think, well, I guess I was going to say, you can't be mad at Bush and not Cheney, but I guess Cheney was pulling the strings, so it would be a bad analogy. But you know what I mean. You can't defend a bad person and then suddenly be a good person. Get rid of him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:17 I don't know. I'm just trying to think in terms of who would make the week the most interesting. Maybe Spencer. Maybe Spencer in a weird way. He might pull something funky, right? I think it'd be fun to have Andy because he's such a little crying, sniveling bitch that he'd freak out and not know what to do and then he would probably just explode and
Starting point is 00:53:33 ginger ale and leprechauns would explode out of his body. Well, now it doesn't matter as much, right? I'm sorry I keep wiping my face. I just feel like coming out of every orifice. Like my eyes, my nose, my lips, something in my teeth.
Starting point is 00:53:49 But anyway, it doesn't really matter now, right? Because isn't this the week where they had the double eviction, but now they have that fast-forward episode, right? Don't they have that every year where they have like... Ronnie, you're making it sound like they know what they're doing as opposed to making it up as they
Starting point is 00:54:05 go. So just erase that out of your memory. Well, they're going to have the Diamond Power Vito or the Pandora's Bullshit, Pandora's Box and then they have that one where they go a whole week in one episode. Isn't the finale next week? No, we still have two weeks.
Starting point is 00:54:21 We have two weeks. So what's happening is we have an eviction on Wednesday. We have an eviction on Wednesday. I won't be here for that show. And then we have an eviction on Thursday. And then we have... So that will take us down to, what, six people? Five people? And then four people?
Starting point is 00:54:43 We're basically in the final round here. We'll probably have a lot more. Yeah, when it gets to this point, it basically just depends on who wins the competitions. It's not really about... Is that right? I feel like that every year. More or less.
Starting point is 00:54:54 More or less. More or less. Like, every year there's a Sheila, or there's a Spencer, or there's someone who just can't win who gets kicked out, you know? It's like they obviously lose, and then it comes down to,
Starting point is 00:55:05 God, who's it going to be in the final two? Let me ask you this. Do you think that there's any chance of them having a final three? Because this cast was bigger than ever before, and they've never also, they've also never done a final three. I was thinking that. I don't know. Look at the...
Starting point is 00:55:22 Because they're going to be, so how many people are left now? You've got the exterminators and McCrae. So it's five people. And then after Wednesday, we'll be down to four people. And then after Thursday, we'll be down to three people. And then on Sunday, we'll have a... On Sunday, we'll probably have a lost footage from the season. And then...
Starting point is 00:55:40 Oh, God, that'll be a goldmine. It'll basically be just like a Nazi flag waving in the breeze. For 60 years. It's just going to basically be Triumph of the Will for an hour. It'll just be like white people beating up Mexicans. Yeah, it'll be that Ku Klux Klan scene
Starting point is 00:55:58 from Oh Brother Where Art Thou. This season has made me, you know, I'm half Lebanese and half white, and now I'm all Lebanese, baby. I'm at the age where I can start growing hair out of my ears, maybe start growing some hair on my back. Screw you, white side. I'm getting rid of you.
Starting point is 00:56:14 My mom was complaining all week about how white people are going to be the minority, and I was like, hell, yes, about damn time. Get rid of the white people. Screwed up everything in this world. Yeah. So we'll probably have a lot. Enjoy your war in Syria, white people. Bunch of jerks.
Starting point is 00:56:28 And then we'll probably have a Lost Footage thing where they're going to sit around and drink champagne and pretend to reminisce. And then we'll have the finale on probably that Wednesday, right? I think the finale is on the 18th or the 19th. Yeah, so that would be that next Wednesday. And then they'll probably launch Survivor after it or Survivor before it. I don't know. That's what they've been doing lately. is on the 18th or the 19th. Which, yes, that would be that next Wednesday. Yeah. And then they'll probably launch Survivor after it
Starting point is 00:56:47 or Survivor before it. I don't know. That's what they've been doing lately. Can we just bring on Teresa Giudice and evict her ass, like, in the end? Like, just make it all her losing? Can she just lose every reality show ever? That would make every reality show end up okay.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Well, I think... Yeah, I think the air has just been released from the season. It was so exciting getting Amanda out of there and losing Alyssa, that was a tough blow. Because if Alyssa were still in it... There's nobody to root for.
Starting point is 00:57:17 That is the problem. Yeah, because if we still had Alyssa it would be a Janelle versus the friendship situation from season 6. Do you have to bring up the friendship, the truly, the worst alliance in Big Brother history? The worst. Speaking of pepperoni. Well, you know, I think that there's something
Starting point is 00:57:34 super entertaining about white trash bonding together and like just sticking it out together. I watched every episode of Alice. Alright. What's Alice? Oh my god. It was the original It's a Living, okay?
Starting point is 00:57:51 Okay. You don't know what that is either? It was originally titled It's a Swamp. So anyway. Anyone have any final thoughts on Big Brother before we wrap this up? I thought, you know, it was just such a sad, it was such a wonderful week. It was one of the most exciting weeks on Big Brother before we wrap this up? I thought it was just such a sad,
Starting point is 00:58:06 it was such a wonderful week. It was one of the most exciting weeks on Big Brother. Not tonight, but last night's episode of Amanda just crying was probably one of the best episodes I've seen. So for it to end on such a down note was pretty sad. But for the most part, good job, Big Brother. You had an entertaining week
Starting point is 00:58:21 after a few weeks of bullshit. Yeah. I think overall, this has been actually a pretty great season. There's a little slow patch right in the middle, and now we're going to have a slow patch at the end, but they always have a slow patch at the end. That's just the way it is. Yeah. I think it's been a
Starting point is 00:58:37 fun season, too. I mean, it's been full of racist idiots, but I think it's been good. It's opened a lot of discussions. It's opened a lot of doors for people to call each other names on the internet and fight for 500 comments long. And at the end of the day, no one's hugging, no one's making up, and every race still hates each other. And I say,
Starting point is 00:58:53 you know what? God bless America. Thanks, Big Brother. Thanks. By the way, Entertainment Weekly, I was reading one of their recaps, and their recapper posted their idea for what they think the twist should be next season. I thought it had some potential and he basically said that everyone
Starting point is 00:59:10 is told everyone basically comes in with a secret identity. It's almost like a murder mystery. Almost like Clue. You mean the best movie ever? That article that you posted on Facebook I read that and that was great. You're welcome everybody.'re welcome, everybody.
Starting point is 00:59:25 No, but so this guy, the recapper on EW.com said, tell someone that they have a totally fabricated identity, and they have to maintain that identity, and not slip up, because if they slip up,
Starting point is 00:59:42 then they lose half of the potential prize earnings. Then they would all be competing for $4 after a day and a half. And then the thing is that you tell one person that, but then the truth is you tell them all that, and they all have to sort of get through it. I just think that would be fun. I think it would be fun to bring back former showmances. Clearly a lot of these people that were in showmances have gone on to get married, have children.
Starting point is 01:00:05 They're all gross. Right, but hello, Big Brother is built on gross contestants. I think that Entertainment Weekly is thinking way too hard, as usual, and I think that if Big Brother is smart, they will listen to our... Zing. Well, not really a zing, just like, it's too, you're thinking too hard. It's Big Brother. I think we have the best twist. Bring back everybody's parents and watch the old people duke it out. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:31 And I say, if anything, bring back MVP. That was their best twist in years. And keep it. Keep it going. Keep it going all the way through. I just think that they should bring back Cowboy and Nokomis,
Starting point is 01:00:47 and then I could just cry for all summer long watching them rekindle their bizarre brother-sisterhood. Can I tell you something? Over the weekend, I saw a boat that was called Nokomis, and I was like, oh my god, it's called Nokomis! There goes Ben with the name dropping.
Starting point is 01:01:04 It was a boat. It was a boat dropping. We knew it was going to happen. I saw a boat. Ben is so fancy, and Ben lives near Reno where they have fancy yachts, and he saw a boat that was called Nokomis. Did you say
Starting point is 01:01:20 Reno? You guys, when I was in Texas, I was on Martin Luther King Boulevard. What? That's right. Name drop. Name drop. By the way, I'm surprised they allowed that in Texas. I know.
Starting point is 01:01:35 I'm surprised it wasn't like Robert E. Lee Highway. Yeehaw. Take the Yeehaw exit. Boss Hog Avenue. Martin Luther King is dead Boulevard, yay. Yeah, I think that's what it was. I think it was called Birth of a Nation Avenue. You guys, it's so nice in life to find other terrible people to hang out with.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Usually it's just me making people mad at Starbucks, but here I have you guys. Hugs. I hope we haven't offended too many people with our little I'm cracking up. We've covered everything. Abortions, racism. Yeah, I think
Starting point is 01:02:20 so. So everybody, oh, you want to say something else? Should I say bye? No, Manolet Carrera on our Watch for Crappens page... Manolet, you're hot. ...says, I think they should just have a BB Porn Stars edition. They'd make a lot of money on their live feeds for sure. Ooh, yeah, they would totally bring back Stephen Daigle. Oh, have you seen any of his porn?
Starting point is 01:02:39 He is ridiculous. It's embarrassing. I can't even watch it. It is embarrassing. My penis inverts when it comes on. He's like, Please make him stop. Please you stop.
Starting point is 01:02:54 What a waste of working out that guy is. Alright, well everybody, thanks so much for joining us for the TV Click Big Brother podcast. We are every Thursday night, except when we don't feel like it, apparently. 7.30 Pacific Time on our Facebook page. I mean,
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