Watch What Crappens - The TV Clique: Big Brother - Week 7 in Review
Episode Date: August 10, 2013Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) convene once again to hash out the past week of Big Brother. The three take on all the pressing issu...es: Amanda's racism, the double eviction, and everything in between. Come take a listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Big Brother. It was a crazy
double eviction. I was looking so
forward to it and my heart
is broken right now because I fucking hate
what went down in the past
hour all right so by the way if you have not seen tonight's double eviction and you do not want to
be spoiled why the hell are you here are you watching because it's gonna get spoilerific in
about 10 seconds yeah it's not a spoiler if it already happens i don't know why people call them
spoilers this was by far this i think may have been one of my favorite live double eviction episodes
they've ever done. Really? I totally
disagree. I think that the
fight was really great but the rest
of it was like snooze. You got rid of
boring people. Like why weren't they
going after stupid Amanda? I mean
especially now that she's Hispanic.
I mean you finally got her to be a minority with that
damn tanning booth and then you kept her in.
What's the point of a racist season if that bitch gets to stay? I do agree with you. I mean, you finally got her to be a minority with that damn tanning booth, and then you kept her in. What's the point of a racist season if that bitch gets to stay?
I do agree with you.
I mean, the opening was amazing.
We'll get there in a second.
But Candace's speech right before she was eliminated was out of this world.
But after that, I was just really let down by the entire rest of the episode.
Well, I mean, I was let down by the results.
But it still was, to me, me very i was totally into it and i did not see what was going to happen um in terms of the the veto ceremony um i was totally i was like just
just when i was settling in i was like okay now it's following a rather routine path jesse's gonna
get voted out whatever whatever all of a sudden, things got – I was blindsided.
I was totally blindsided.
I love being blindsided, even if it's with a lame player.
Do you guys want to back it up, back it up, back it up and talk a little bit about the week leading into tonight's episode?
The week that was. In addition to, you know, the crowning of the HOH and the POV, which we saw, I would like to start off by talking about the disgustingness that is Spencer.
Do you guys know?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So explain to everybody what this is because, you know, this year I'm not doing actual written recaps.
So I'm kind of reading live feed stuff here and there.
I'm not afraid of
spoilers, as I usually am during the show. And so I'm hearing all this shit, and I'm realizing how
much we miss by not following the feeds. I mean, this Spencer thing is crazy. So update us and tell
us what happened. Well, I will just say this. In addition to not watching the feeds, the other,
well, you know what? I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's talk about this. So Spencer,
the other well you know what i'm getting ahead of myself let's talk about this so spencer this week um we're not exactly sure if it was him making a joke or if he really is gross but i think
it was him making a joke but go on okay so spencer this week essentially made jokes about child
pornography and how much he likes to jerk off to like three and four year olds and he whispered
this directly into his microphone so by whispering this directly into his microphone we're meant to believe that he was kidding because he knew that he wasn't being
i have to interrupt you i'm sorry he whispered it into mccray's microphone when mccray was taking a
shower so he's pretending to be like mccray and being like hey i i do this i do that you know so
just it's a subtle difference but okay no No, that actually is a big difference because
he was pretending to be McCray and not himself.
Anyway, the point is
this.
He was basically like,
this is McCray, y'all can hear me.
Yeah, kids. Yeah, I want to do some kids.
Yeah, child porn. Yeah.
But then he just kept going
and going.
I know that we talk
about a lot of crazy topics on this uh on our various
podcasts and on our various webcasts and usually nothing is is off limits but i'm gonna go there
and say child porn off limits yeah i'm like scared to mention it i'm scared to mention it because
you should be because the fucking fbi will be at your house. And that's what happened to Spencer, is that the local police went and investigated him.
And they said we saw no evidence of any crime happening.
I mean, I don't think you would really.
Could you imagine if you were into kiddie porn and then you just go on to Big Brother and then you just decide to announce it right then and there?
That's probably not what's going to happen.
Well, look, the thing is, these people are morons.
Hello, Spencer and Gina Marie and Aaron are morons.
So I don't put anything past these people.
Well, I personally enjoy every single time Spencer gets up there.
Whenever he's nominated, he goes, I need to thank Union Pacific Rail for being the best company ever.
And I'm like, if only he realized how this company wants to distance themselves from him.
company ever and i'm like if only he realized how this company wants to distance themselves from him and the only reason why he has not been fired is uh because i guess there's the collective
bargaining agreement which i think has something to do with unions and the fact that you can't
just be fired no he'll end up suing the union yeah exactly so the company's like we've done
everything we can under this law um and like please go away. Please stop talking. So, okay, look, the point is that he made disturbing, disgusting, vile jokes that really are not jokes.
But does this affect him?
Because in a way I think that he should be punished and he's not being punished the way I don't feel like other people in the house who are awful are being punished the way Aaron was punished at the beginning.
And Aaron deserved all the punishment.
Aaron is like true.
I mean,
look,
I'm not saying anything in Spencer's defense because he's pretty vile as
well.
But Aaron is a blatant out of the closet,
racist bitch.
I mean,
she deserves everything she gets Spencer.
Like the stuff he said outside of this.
Yes,
we could punish him for there's a lot that he said, actually, that's really horrible said outside of this, yes, we could punish him for it.
There's a lot that he said, actually, that's really horrible.
But for this particular thing, it's tasteless.
It's disgusting.
But I don't think you can persecute somebody for making jokes.
Otherwise, we're fucked.
You know that, right?
Yeah.
Right.
And I mean, I don't think that that should have made the CBS broadcast.
I mean, obviously, the Big Brother fan base, including people like us, were very active on social, and we read ahead, and we follow along,
and we know what's going on. It didn't need to make the
CBS broadcast. My problem,
though, is that this is
also proving, though, that
he seems untouchable to me
in the producer's eyes, because
he has been horrible on this show.
And yes, he did tell Amanda to shut up, but that's nothing.
He did call Andy derogatory names.
He also has been inappropriate, and we still haven't seen that.
I still feel like CBS is putting Aaron on this pedestal as the ultimate racist, which she probably is.
But Gina Marie and Spencer, I don't think, and Amanda to a certain extent, are not getting the villain edit that Aaron is getting.
Well, Amanda is doing just fine on her own and vilifying herself.
She did get her racist moment this week.
And I know she's had many more, but, you know, Aaron's had many more that have aired also.
And so CBS did sort of, you know, they could have gone away without including the Shaniqua
moment in the video, and we'll get to that.
But they aired it on purpose, you know.
I agree.
Spencer, I don't know why Spencer's getting off.
I kind of feel like CBS at this point is like, like well he's getting off because he's got children on the
brain that's why he's getting well we knew that wait wait we knew that was coming yeah
there's some jokes to be made there and i'm not gonna go down yeah i don't i still i still don't
think we should listen the truth here here's i mean i don't know
why spencer's totally getting off on this you know without being um totally admonished by cbs
on on air but i kind of feel like the producers are like listen if we if we aired every bigoted
thing that these cast members and previous cast members ever said we would have you know like
every group every activist group coming at us because
everyone just says awful things all the time. And unfortunately, it's also a reality of life,
I think, is that people say terrible things all the time. And at a certain point, you have to be
like, you know. Before we dive into the specifics of this week, I wanted to ask you guys a question
because I saw this pop up on some of the blogs or on other comments on Twitter.
Do you guys feel, I mean, this is a show that we love.
I have loved it since season two.
I hated season one,
but when Dr. Will came to town in season two,
I became a huge Big Brother fanatic and I've been a diehard ever since.
But my question to you is,
with all of this crazy shit that's been going on this season
with Spencer, with Aaron, with Amanda,
and just the racial inappropriateness
that we've seen throughout this season.
Has it ruined this season?
I mean, some people say that it's ruined
it for them because it used to be a fun,
lighthearted show, but to me,
it's so incredibly interesting
and I just, I'm fascinated
more so than ever.
I'm with you, Matt. I think, I'm not bored
by it. I mean, one of the things about Big Brother,
it's one of those shows where every single season, everyone online is like, this is the worst season ever.
This season sucks.
Big Brother sucks.
I'm boycotting Big Brother.
I mean, when Dick was burning people with cigarettes or when I mean, Big Brother is known for having vile human beings in an aquarium.
And every year, everybody's up in arms over it.
This year, what's interesting to me isn't even that it's racist in the aquarium. And every year, everybody's up in arms over it. This year, what's interesting to me
isn't even that it's racist in the house.
It's that the whole fucking world's racist.
I mean, it's like everybody just came out of the closet
at one time, you know?
It's crazy.
Like, the Paula Deen thing,
and then that MasterChef thing
with that horrible woman, Chrissy.
Do you guys watch that show?
That big character, Chrissy?
What was that?
Oh, my God.
There's this woman who tells her like it is it's
always those idiots you know she's this big she's a big girl and she's mean she's mean to everyone
like so they they were having returning customers and she's like that's the kind of girl i beat up
in high school or like uh that guy can't win he's just useless at life you know she's one of those
one of those fat people and so like instead of the funny fat people i mean she's just she's just horrible you know i'm a bully with a smile on my face
so anyway she uh was caught on twitter saying really racist things like someone went through
all of her racist she said the nba is n words bouncing around and she said be careful if you're
having sex with a black guy oh wait, wait. It said, be careful.
Don't let a black guy have sex on top of you because it probably means he's raping you or something like that.
Like, she's horrible.
She's a vile human being.
So her, this, Paula Deen, Trayvon Martin.
I mean, it's all about racism all the time.
So it's just kind of like, I don't know what.
If I may be slightly serious for a moment,
I mean, the truth is that a lot of people sometimes say
that reality TV is a reflection of the culture we live in, etc., etc.
And what makes it so compelling is that it reminds of your workplace
or whatever situation.
And I think in this case, that's what's going on here.
I don't think you can fault the show because it has racists it because the truth is there's racist in all aspects of our lives
and i think it's better to deal with it even if it's in the way that cbs is dealing which is you
know just sort of like lightly dealing with it it's better to have that and have the discussion
and get the dialogue going i know i sound like one of these like foofy counselors but seriously get
the dialogue going rather than act like you know that that doesn't happen or that you can just sort of push it to the sides.
Well, I know I hear you. I don't think that we're complaining about that. I'm very proud of.
I know you're not. I know you're not. I know I will complain about something inevitably in the next few minutes and maybe point the finger at you.
But I'm still incredibly proud of CBS for willing to go there at all.
I mean, look, this is a major corporation.
There's a lot on the line.
There's advertising dollars.
There's millions and millions of dollars invested in this.
So the fact that they're even willing to go there and open up those doors and have those conversations has been great.
The problem is the racists are winning the goddamn game.
Well, that's also like life, unfortunately.
You know what? You've got to hand it to racists. winning the goddamn game. Well, that's also like life, unfortunately. You know what? You've got to hand it
to racists. They stick
together. I mean, I think that any
group of people really sticks together,
and I think that that's a problem that women have always
had, is that they're one of the only groups.
I mean, look, the gays will stick
together. I mean, we've been pretty...
Only if you're hot.
Only if you're hot. Well, okay.
Well, the different factions within gay... Like like fat gays will all stick together.
Hot gays will all stick together.
Asian gays will all stick. Bears will all stick.
Like, you know, factions
within the gay community. I heard, by the
way, the other day that gay
bears that have
white hair are called polar
bears. Who knew?
You guys, what is a seal?
And what is a cub?
No way.
I know what a cub is.
What is a seal?
I think a cub is like a young bear
and trying to like growing up to be a bear.
What is a seal?
There's too many kinds of bears.
It's like if you have any kind of body hair,
you have to be classified in one of 10 ways.
It's ridiculous.
I'm feeling kind of serious
and I don't really like being serious on this show.
I know.
I'm ready to talk about it.
So I'm actually going to take a moment and get some vodka.
Thanks.
I'll be back.
All right.
While Ronnie gets some social lubrication going, Matt, should we just start going?
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So anyway, so let's go back to Sunday night's episode, and we had the HOH competition, which was the bull in a china shop thing where they're hanging on a log.
They were holding on to like a bull on a log rolling around and gina marie won what'd you think about that um i was
really pissed because i was you know i i hate gina marie i've hated her for weeks and weeks and when
she won i freaked out because i'm still for the life of me i'm still uh team alissa and i'm i'm
team jesse and i'm team judd and you know I should probably jump ship because my peeps be losing.
But when Gina Marie won HOH, I freaked out because I was like, here we go again.
A horrible racist is in power, and my people are in jeopardy.
See, I was happy because she's a crazy idiot, and I do like when crazy idiots wind up in power.
Not in real life, but in
Big Brother. And I have to say, this week
really, you know,
it lived up to my expectations.
It's another week that we've been robbed because
people who are watching the feeds have been
talking about what Gina Marie's been doing all week
and they have not shown any of that on the feeds.
And it's not fair.
Show us! I mean, it's been kind of a
boring week, really, the edited show like there's so much
that they could have shown well if you look i mean look okay gina marie has supposedly been
going around acting like a mob boss which would have been great to see we didn't get to see any
of that there was also a moment where they have to write their hoh blog for cbs.com brilliance
she had a breakdown she's like, America's gonna think
I'm stupid because I can't spell words.
I don't know.
I love Nick
because he loved me for who I is
and didn't judge me.
It's like, bitch, Nick did not love you.
He ran from you because
of who you are, you dumb bitch.
Go ahead, sorry.
I was gonna say, did you guys actually read her actually read her HOH blog? Because it was amazing.
She is an idiot.
It is a thwart of force.
It is Pulitzer, the opposite
of Pulitzer.
The comments have all been, yeah, it's like,
yeah, I won the HOL ball
and I've been throwing a
ball and there's a bed.
It hot.
Sugar town.
What are you talking about?
Did you guys not love?
So the funniest part to me is,
okay, so she wins HOH,
which sucks,
but then she gets the HOH bedroom and I'm like,
please CBS,
please put framed photos of Nick everywhere
just to fuel her fucking crazy.
And guess what?
CBS once again delivered.
Yeah.
You know, I'm actually very – I'm on the side of CBS.
I love – they put the picture there.
They have been good.
And seeing her crying over that picture and seeing her in her blog talking about like, hey, yo, Nick.
Hey, all yous.
Every time I put on the blue cap, Nick, it means I'm thinking about you.
I'm thinking about you, Nick. I'm like, this iss. Every time I put on the blue cap, Nick, it means I'm thinking about you. I'm thinking about you, Nick.
I'm like, this is amazing.
This girl is certifiably insane, and CBS is just fanning the flames.
And that's what we want.
As they should.
You know, that's the thing.
Like, the people that I hate on this show, I would truthfully be upset if they left because they are making it so interesting and so hilarious because they are horrible, dumb fucks.
Well,
look who we're down to.
They're all really extreme.
You've got Aaron,
who's like a blatant racist.
You've got Amanda,
who's just a bull dyke bully from hell.
You've got McCray,
who's like a horny pizza boy.
I mean,
Gina Marie is Gina Marie.
They're all such huge characters.
You know who I'm kind of switching this week on who I'm liking and who I'm not
liking? I really am not liking
Helen. I'm rooting for Helen to
go down in flames at this point. Me too.
I'm actually, I'm up and down with Helen
because her fakeness is really
bothering me. It's so grating.
And when she wouldn't make the big move
against Amanda and she kept on saying, it's just not
time, it's not time. I'm like, well, when is it time?
But then she tells us, yeah, well, if I get rid of Amanda, that means I'm the big move against Amanda and she kept on saying, it's just not time. It's not time. Like, well, when is it time? But then she tells us,
yeah,
well,
if I get rid of Amanda,
that means I'm the big target.
I'm like,
she has the point.
Ben and Ben,
you make a good point there.
That was the only saving grace that Helen has had,
because maybe it's all a charade.
And she knows that if she's going to be,
you know,
so over the top and it's driving me insane,
but her game is actually working.
And by keeping Amanda,
she does keep the pressure off of her, which makes me think, oh, I hate to admit this, but Helen is doing the right thing.
However, the one thing – however!
However!
The one thing that she is – the thing is this, though.
Amanda is going to train her wrath on Helen.
It's going to happen every week.
Amanda fixates on someone that she hates.
She had Howard for two weeks.
She has Jesse on the brain right now.
It will not be long before she goes after Helen.
What Helen should do is get rid of McCray.
So you can keep Amanda as the big target, but you can totally, you know, neuter her.
No pun intended.
You can never neuter Amanda because she already has her balls, McCray's balls, and probably every ex-boyfriend's balls up dangling between her legs.
Yeah, I would say so.
The idea of neutering Amanda sounds so good to me.
It makes me feel like China's policy is actually good.
There are some imports that we should be behind, people.
Neuter Amanda.
Yeah, I would be.
Neuter Amanda.
I don't need any of those little fake
titty little bull dykes running around being
mean to me. Okay, so I
want to get to the POV competition quickly,
but we need to talk about, before
that, we have to talk about Gina Marie's nomination
ceremony, which provided
oh so much comedy.
Oh, yeah. So she
puts up Candace, and she's
like, yo, Candace, I've got to put you up because, you know, there's been, you know, you're like a little bit of a rat.
You're like a rat and a tattletale, and hey, all yous, all yous, Candace is on the block.
Yeah, Candace, you've got to go on the block because you's a rat, and I don't like how you talk.
And that time, one time you was in the kitchen, you was looking for the pancake mix, and I was like, yo, you was looking for the pancake mix and i was like yo who's looking for the pancake mix you know and then you were like hey where the pancake mix how
you spell it and i was like and she's like hey nick i got your i got your blue hat on nick i got
your blue hat on nick hey nick nick i got a blue hat on for you. I'm thinking of you. I'm thinking of you.
And then who is her next nominee?
She also put up Jessie, and that, again, I mean, it just got – Well, we have to back up now a little bit because she said Jessie was a drama queen.
So the big thing that really happened on Sunday night's episode is that Jesse and Amanda got into a huge fight. And it all stemmed from Helen winning a barbecue
and she got to bring three people.
And so she's deciding on who to bring.
And Jesse was like,
I don't know why I wasn't invited to the barbecue.
Like, I've been loyal to her all this time.
And she kept on yammering away
about how she couldn't believe
she wasn't invited to the barbecue.
And then finally Amanda snapped at her.
And then when she did, though,
then it became this huge fight. And of course was on jesse's side that i have to say
well did you i thought jesse kind of defended herself i thought jesse actually held her held
held her own quite well and i love how she kept on saying to amanda like you have all the power
in this house and i was like i have no power and if you keep on saying this you, like, you have all the power in this house. And I was like, I have no power. And if you keep on saying this, you're going home next week.
It's like, okay, you either have no power
or you are going to threaten
someone, but you can't do both.
Right?
I'm returning
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I love Miss Cleo.
Is Miss Cleo watching right now?
She basically was like,
if you don't give me a shout out.
Yeah, she's like said Ben looks really sexy.
Yeah, she's like, Ben looks so sexy.
Is Miss Cleo a miss or a mister?
A miss, I think.
Well, you never know on Twitter.
I mean, who's anybody?
On Twitter, I'm like 20 pounds and 10 years ago.
So who knows?
People lie on the Twitter, girl.
There's a good reason for it. Also, give a little shout-out, as long as we're giving shout-outs,
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Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that was a fun podcast.
So back to this fight with Jesse and Amanda.
Amanda was definitely, like, the aggressor in the situation.
She's the aggressor in every situation.
I know, but Jesse's like, I'm sorry if I acted this way.
Like, that's my personality.
And Amanda's like, well, it sucks to be you.
Yeah, that girl would rear-end you and then get out of the car and be like, what the hell?
Why were you stopped at that stop sign, you fucking idiot?
Why the hell would you do that, stupid?
Yeah, and I love when she's like, you're going to go home next week with that attitude.
And Jesse's like, well, you don't have to threaten me.
She's like, I wasn't threatening.
Like, who was threatening anyone?
Who was threatening anyone?
Like, don't – I hate that.
That's a quality that was – Amanda – that side of Amanda came out in spades this week.
We'll get to the POV in a second here, but I think that this was like the beginning. Amanda unraveled this week we'll get to the we'll get to the pov in a second here but i think that this was like the beginning amanda unraveled this week completely she lost her shit all season right
she lost her shit on jesse and she really didn't have you know much to stand on like there was
really it was a real thin like fight that she was trying to back there and then between the pov and
her conversations with mccray during the week, it was like, oh,
she's done. She's gotta go.
Also, Amanda's fight
with Jesse, she's also like,
why would I like someone who's coming after my man?
I mean, what the hell, slut?
Coming after my man? It's like, yeah, we're all
fighting over the fucking Little Caesars guy.
Okay, shut up.
Well, that takes us into the beginning
of Wednesday night's episode, where we start us into the beginning of wednesday night's episode
where we did we start to see the crumble of amanda and macranda um because like there was a scene
where they're all sitting in the like the hoh room and man mccray jesse walks in sits down nearish
mccray and so amanda's like i'm sitting near me i'm sit near me. And McCray's like, no. No, that was too
romantic. Amanda's like,
McCray, come here!
You're right.
Get out of here!
She's disgusting. She's vile.
So then he
refused to. So then she throws a hissy fit
and she walks downstairs. Thankfully, she was
wearing pants because in the argument on Sunday, she
was wearing skimpy underwear,
which made no sense whatsoever.
And by the way, point to Jesse saying,
when Amanda accused Jesse of wanting attention,
point to Jesse for saying,
you're the one who's in underwear right now.
Yeah, no kidding.
It was my favorite thing ever.
But I think that Amanda was really smart to wear underwear
because have you ever want to fight with cottage cheese?
I haven't.
And I've tried.
I've tried to fight that fucking thing
ever since Weight Watchers started in the seventh grade.
I cannot win a fight against a can of Pringles ever.
I can't win a fight against a can of Del Monte peaches.
So Derek is making fun of me on Facebook
because I always say vile.
I guess I do say thatile I don't I guess I
do say that a lot so disgusting some douchebag by the way I'm sorry I'm gonna say a douchebag
but some douchebag tweeted us early about half an hour ago because I tweeted out in my excitement I
said oh my god this episode was amazing whatever so this guy he goes why don't you expand your
vocabulary just a little amazing it's amazing your vocab is so tiny.
Like, it's amazing you're such an asshole.
Who said that?
It's a guy who's, like, obsessed with Humphrey Bogart.
His name is – okay, his description is Hollywood in Houston.
No, you're Houston in Houston.
Bitch!
Who are you talking about?
Because I hate you.
There ain't no Hollywood in Houston. houston houston you know it's
hollywood and houston nothing just the billboard of beyonce that says welcome to my hometown
it's okay listen it's okay honestly though it actually is okay because i i i trash all these
people for using the same word over and over again. So it's okay. I know I use the same words.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, you know, one good thing about working on the internet is that you really have to get a thick skin because people are so vile.
They are so mean.
But then I remember I'm so much worse. And plus, there have been a couple times I was transcoding this stupid thing to put on this, one of our shows.
And the volume was up, which is always a huge mistake because my self-hatred just rises and then i remember all those shitty comments people have made i'm like they're right i am
obnoxious all i do is nasally yell and say the same word over and over again and back out i do
have a list like they asked me to spell something all right so on that note why don't we get back to
big brother um matt i see that beautiful sunset you've now closed off from us with you've you've
brought down your shades matt is matt is bringing the shade to tonight's podcast shady ladies so
okay so mcrae and amanda mcrae so so amanda goes downstairs after mcrae refuses to
sit next to her like it was like you know what it sort of reminds me she's sort of like the big
whale that eats pinocchio you know that's what it looks like the two of them together she's like
you know what i'm not gonna go inside you this time literally i thought you were gonna say she's
the big whale that eats all of the trainers at SeaWorld. Too soon?
Too soon?
Too soon.
You know, the only way – that's the way that Amanda climaxes, that McCray has to actually light a fire inside of her until she sneezes.
And then she's like, I'm calm.
Pearl's officially clutch.
Hi, new viewers.
Hi, new viewers.
I have got some vitriol in me tonight.
I'm playing the role of Matt Whitfield tonight. you mean the villain who thinks he's the victim yes that's
matt's new tagline that's if you're on the real housewives matt's gonna be like i i may be a
villain but i'm really a victim don't cross me actually actually i actually i'd make it better
than that but yes something along the lines it's okay okay, Matt. You know, I love you.
I don't know why I'm coming after you right now.
I don't know.
I can't stop.
I can't stop.
No, anyway, let's go after the people who deserve to be come after, Amanda and McCray.
So anyway, Amanda goes on this whole thing that's like, why are you sitting next to Jessie?
Is she crazy or what?
Or is this exactly what we've been waiting for all season?
Girls going to girls.
All season.
Right.
Waiting.
Pins and needles.
Good.
I'm reading Facebook.
It's great.
We're saying, were we happy to see Amanda go after Jessie over something so petty?
Or was she just being-
Yes.
I love watching people break down.
I love it.
I think it's great.
This week, somebody was passing around that old clip from season 10.
Well, there were a lot of really good clips from season 10.
It actually made me ashamed of this season.
But that was like when Remy was on and Jerry, that old man Jerry, the ex-Army guy, and Michelle, who was like the Gina Marie of that season.
They were all going apeshit, fighting, fighting, screaming,
yelling over something. I don't even
understand what the whole fight was.
And Jerry just yelling like, yeah, yeah!
And then someone else like, shut up,
Jerry, you stupid old man. Just shut up.
Shut your mouth. And he's like, yeah, you better shut up.
You didn't ever go to high school, idiot.
I was like, oh my god, I love
this show. I miss this show, and I'm
watching it. How does that even happen?
So I love watching people unravel, and
Amanda is losing her shit. Today,
she actually put on some makeup.
She looked like kind of a normal woman,
and it worried me. I was like, I hope
she didn't get it back together. She needs to just
go crazy. She will.
She will, because Jessie's still in the house, and
obviously, Jessie's the hottest girl in the house.
So, clearly, we're close. Oh my god, everyone hates me, because Jessie's still in the house, and obviously Jessie's the hottest girl in the house. So, clearly, McClellan's crazy.
Oh my god, everyone hates me because I'm so hot.
No offense.
Sorry, Melissa.
See, the reason you've got to kind of like Amanda no matter what she does
or says is because she'll say things like,
Jessie, just sit there
and look semi-pretty.
Yeah, we'll give her this.
As horrible as she is,
she gives the best diary room.
She does. She does. She is the best of this
season, without a doubt.
You know who sucks? Andy.
I fucking hate him.
I'm turning on Andy
now because he's on Amanda's side.
And he's a little snitch, and all he does is run around
and he does this with his face where he's like,
Julie!
He's got to put his ears out.
I hate him.
He's like, I have to.
How could you even say I was going to vote you out?
Guys!
It's too early.
He is like, I mean, he's
playing a good game. He's not on anyone's radar.
He's aligned with people. He not on anyone's radar he's aligned with people um
he's on nobody he's on nobody's radar in life oh he's not he's not he's on he's on some cute
little elf's radar maybe some cute little elf's radar he's like a little wood sprite i like andy
i like this this is not this performance on big brother is not getting him on the cover of The Advocate. Well, definitely not.
Definitely not.
Andy, you better. Maybe for tears.
You better.
Maybe he'll be on
a homemade
printed
pamphlet like Ginger's Anonymous.
Oh my god.
You guys.
Hold on. Michelle Wheeler, I think. You guys. Hold on.
Michelle Wheeler, I think.
Rebecca.
I'm sorry.
I know your name.
Rebecca Wheeler just posted this on our thing.
So hold on one second.
Google Hangouts.
She posted a picture of Amanda on top of McRae.
Yikes.
Hold on.
Not having sex.
I can't see that.
Watch out.
I can't see it.
Oh. Do you see it. Oh!
Do you see it?
No.
Oh, my God.
I just can't.
I don't need to see that.
No way.
Can somebody order some ham for dinner?
Oh, my God.
Ham is at least edible.
Jesus Christ.
Stop showing that.
Stop showing that.
Keep showing it. Keep showing it.
That thing looks like a loin
with a string tied around it
getting ready to marinate.
Oh my god.
Oh my.
I'm trying to miss.
Not better.
I can't even conceive.
It's like two giant frog legs.
Oh my god.
I'm just going to leave that up there the whole time.
Thanks, Rebecca.
You've finished the rest of the show for us, so thanks.
Anyway, I'm having a good time.
Yeah, that photo made me extra gay because, ooh.
Suddenly Andy's not looking so bad.
I'm not even gay anymore.
I'm just A now because my boner is completely dead for the rest of eternity.
Oh, man.
They're doing great things for us Jews.
And thongs.
And thongs.
It's beyond hurting Jews at this point.
It's just humanity is
in trouble now. This is the anti...
What was his name? The thong song.
This is like, let me not see your thong.
Cisco. I always want to say C-Lo.
This is the, let me not see your thong. Cisco. I always want to say CeeLo. This is the, let me not see your thong.
Thong to thong to thong.
Yeah, yeah.
No thong to thong thong thong.
So.
Put it away.
Miss Cleo is asking, please discuss if you think Amanda earned her spot on All Stars this week.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
But no.
Yes.
What was I going to say about Amandaanda being crazy man is a crazy bitch
she's awful she's mccray i don't remember you guys talk oh i'm looking at facebook you want
to read some stuff on facebook okay sir saying hold on i'm just starting with the last comment
so sorry but who said she's an enigma alissa is an an enigma. Yeah. What is with Alyssa? I heard that she's been bitching all week that she wants to go home.
I sadly have to say I'm sorry, but thanks for asking, but I'm doing okay.
No offense.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
I sadly have to say that I'm losing it a little bit.
No offense. It's too many one pieces losing it a little bit. No offense.
It's too many one pieces that make girls look fat.
No offense.
Thanks.
Thanks for asking.
No offense.
So then today she showed up.
Her hair's a different color, right?
And it looks like she got work done.
Like, what the hell's going on in that house?
She borrowed some of Gina Marie's hair dye, I think.
And just, like, injected it into her face.
I mean, what the hell, lady?
She looks like she just got work done.
What is wrong with you people?
Don't be hating on her.
Hate on the fucking hateable people.
I don't hate her.
I'm just confused as to how she's getting surgery in the house.
It just seems unfair.
She's not getting surgery.
Here's the thing.
She's had some sort of Botox or filler or whatever,
and I think she's gained, like, a little bit of weight,
so her face is filling out.
It's making all her filler look...
How dare you?
You just called her... You just called a woman fat?
You just talked about a woman's weight on TV?
You are the Slade Smiley of this podcast.
She looks like Miss Piggy.
She looks like Miss Piggy.
I don't know.
I didn't say it.
Someone on the internet said it.
People have been saying it.
I'm just repeating what people are saying.
Wrong show.
Wrong podcast.
No offense, Celeste.
No offense.
No offense, but you look fat in the face.
I poured vodka and never drank it.
Well, it's not too late.
My poor vodka.
So should we move on to the veto ceremony from Wednesday's show?
Yes, please. God, let's get there already.
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Anyway, so what happened was
it was one of these great competitions
that they do in the middle of the season
when it's like one of those bad
Christmas party things.
What are you talking about?
Oh, Christmas party, the exchange.
The exchange thing.
Where you get a gift
and then someone can steal it. You're just a jealous Jew right now, the exchange. The white elephant. Where you get a gift and then someone can steal it.
You're just a jealous Jew right now.
Admit it.
I am. I am a jealous Jew.
You guys, Jews don't play white elephant?
Well, when we go to Christmas parties, we do.
That's because you guys get gifts every day
for like a month.
No, I get like nothing for Hanukkah.
I'd be like, I choose gifts. I'd be like, I trade
my pen for
Ben's sweater that he got last
Tuesday.
I'm like,
I trade this thing of
gelt for this dreidel.
It's like really low-end stuff.
I'm going to trade this paper towel
for whatever Ben gets tomorrow night
I'm gonna trade
this quarter pounder with cheese
thing that I'm gonna redeem after this podcast
what are you doing with that?
are you playing Monopoly fatty?
oh my god
I love McDonald's Monopoly
I can't believe you're sleeveless on a McDonald's day
boo that's some
that's some powwow
you know what that's just really upsetting
ben can be like hot and muscly and actually that's not fair at least you're anorexic right
i have to starve to like maybe have like a little bit of definition but ben can fucking eat mcdonald's
anytime he wants i did starve i start for like over a month i start for a month and a half i
was still fat i mean what the hell listen uh let's let's get back to the veto ceremony here we're not vetoing you we're making
ben blush i think whoever whoever can stay thin while they eat whatever they want should be kicked
out of the house they should be kicked off this podcast um wait so it was this thing where okay
so you you can steal other people's gifts and and Amanda was eliminated early and I don't have attention. So Amanda, oh, she was MVP,
uh, the MVP nominee. And she felt, she thought it was Judd. She was like absolutely certain
it was Judd. Okay. Can you say it? Oh, Ronnie, go to hell.
And you realize that I know we're not doing watch what crap happens right now but anytime anybody
says absolutely i expect one of you to do it like quad from married to medicine just give me that
one thing please absolutely not thank you now we can continue so anyway um so during this competition
candace because she's such a great game player she turns to judge like well you know amanda thinks
you're mvp and you put her up. And then somehow Amanda
hears this and then starts going
off on Candace. And I was like,
why don't you shut your big fat mouth?
And by the way, Amanda is one to talk
about big fat mouths. Am I correct?
She doesn't have a big
fat mouth. How dare you?
Now we're at the other hand.
She has a
obese mouth.
So then the fighting began.
And Candace was like, I'm going to be here next week.
And I'm going to put you up this week.
Day and night I will put you up.
And then that's when Amanda said, oh, is this Shaniqua coming out?
And I thought.
And then she followed it up so is that me being
racist oh yeah I'm so racist I guess I'm racist now yeah I guess I'm racist now which is another
another correlation with that master chef hefa who was being racist because in her tweets when
she was racist she was she said n words bouncing around and then she hashtagged it that's racist
yeah it's racist at least you fucking know
it's racist like does that make it not racist to say is that is that like the new now that's
to say like oh that's racist i'm racist no i don't know about it but you're so fucking racist
it's like people who are horrible saying well like i'm really self-aware and that thinks that
then they think that they can get away with anything yeah at least at least at least i know how horrible i am and therefore i'm off the hook exactly i mean
and it goes back to that also that like telling it like it is like just because you tell it like
it is does not get you off the hook and in fact like i feel like the marks of a civilized society
are people who know when to keep their mouths shut because if everyone said everything that
was on their mind all the time we'd be barbarians attacking each other thank god we have the internet to hide us yeah if everyone said what was on their mind all the time, we'd be barbarians attacking each other. Thank God we have the internet to hide
us. Yeah, if everyone said what was on their
mind at all times, there would be way
too many podcasts for us to compete with.
Yeah, we'd be out of control.
Yeah, we'd be out with real jobs.
I'm sitting in my office.
Thanks. I know, but
your real job is
like, her dress is so ugly
and I said, did you see what Catherine Deneuve was wearing at the Screen Actors Guild Awards?
You just really did.
Ugly.
You were trying to be really mean to me right there, but by mentioning Catherine Deneuve,
you just made yourself seem like a 78-year-old lady.
That's the most current star I could think of.
I actually don't even know who that is.
Did you guys see what that little girl from Harry Potter was wearing?
Matt, please tell me you were joking when you said you don't know who Catherine Deneuve is.
I'm like, let's get serious here for a moment.
Yeah, that's embarrassing.
I don't know who that is, but that's fine.
Matt.
Matt.
Born in the 80s. Born in the 80s. fine. Matt. Matt. Born in the 80s.
Born in the 80s.
I'm sorry, guys.
Born in the 80s?
You're such a liar.
I'm not lying.
Guess what?
Pretend you're lying!
Pretend you're lying!
She's still in current movies, you know.
I don't like to go to the French cinema.
Well, then what's up with the Gerard Depardieu poster I saw in your apartment?
It's because he starred in a movie that played at Studs on Santa Monica Boulevard.
Then I would know it.
It's called My Dad Porn Star.
We're getting real deep.
I'm going real deep with Gerard Depardieu realness.
It's called Green Hard, not Green Card.
It's called Vogue Exploration.
We're doing Gerard Depardieu jokes jokes did we lose all of our followers right
andy uh andy oh my god i want your green card andy mcdowell is on some new show on fucking life
i mean that chick you just cannot kill her like how is she how is she ever in that how is she on
lifetime lifetime are you listening to this podcast answer me i'm tweeting you right now listen listen if you can survive riding the bus with
my sister you can do anything that's like truth that's like going that's that's the worst that
can get and it's all uphill from there andy mcdowell good for you good for you and you
survived gerard deperdue and riding the bus with my sister and spelling your name with an ie at
the end. Bravo.
And Michael Keaton.
Remember when he thought he was so much better than her?
Sorry, Michael Keaton.
Where you at?
Hi, Michael Keaton, you there?
Voicemail again.
No one knows where he is.
Okay, we'll get back to Big Brother in one second, but I have a question for you guys. Do you ever sometimes get Nancy Travis and Andy McDowell mixed up a little bit?
No.
No.
Because Nancy Travis has a personality in Jufro.
No. How do they even feel? No, it's the other way around.
No, she's like a blonde
Nancy Travis.
Back in the day, I used to get Nancy
Travis confused with
Crystal Bernard.
That's a real interesting
way that some person didn't confuse her with.
Crystal Bernard from Wings?
Wait, no, I just lied.
No, no, no. I used to get her confused
with, who is the lady on Designing Women?
Which one? Annie Potts.
Annie Potts.
Get closer. Can we just hashtag all
these names on this podcast? Because I feel like
we'd get hired by TV Land to do something.
I want them all to be on our podcast
actually. So speaking of Gerard Depardieu,
I once saw a movie. We'll be like, so Annie Potts.
No, Annie Potts is still semi-wrote.
I mean, she still works, right?
No, she's not.
Nancy Travis.
We could be like, Nancy Travis, what do you think of Big Brother?
I mean, I would actually love to hear what she says.
And I would like to ask her about the Gerard Depardieu movie that she was in called Bogus,
which also starred Haley Joel Osment, who was Nancy Travis.
Was that before or after he was a heroin addict?
It was before.
So the story, I'll tell it real quickly.
He's a heroin addict?
He wrapped a...
What do you call that?
He crashed his car and there was maybe some drugs.
I thought it was pot.
It was pot.
He almost beat me up in a bar one time, Haley Joel Osment.
He's this big.
I know.
It was funny.
This is what I did to him.
He came up to me and got in my face and I did this.
I was like, all right. why is he in your face because he went to college with my cousin
and i was at their graduation or her graduation party and they were like kind of flirting in a
corner and so i was taking pictures but not because i care about him like who cares about
him i'm taking pictures of my cousin to embarrass her like that she's dating yeah i'd like to fuck
with her so he comes over
and he's like yo i really don't appreciate that and uh put it and i was like shut up get out of
here hayley joel osment like what the fuck you really think get out get out get out get off the
island that does that does you're like i said thanks for the for the back arm for the lower arm
that's not i know did you see my did you see my arm shaking was like no but if you're gonna do that you should be like you should like pump it up and then go i know i'll be like wait we have
to get back to i'm sorry we have to get back to big brother because we we don't have the same
this is not the same as watch where crap ends where people like to listen to us go on tangents
we get i beg to differ go ahead go ahead well fine in case, are we talking about Big Brother?
Yes, get back to Big Brother.
Go ahead.
Talk about Big Brother.
Amanda calls
Candace Sinequa.
Was this...
How...
I had so many emotions going on.
I have something to say, surprisingly.
My problem with this is
she was being such a horrible person and such a bully.
And I know that people need to play this game properly so that they can advance and so that they can win money.
But let's get real.
$500,000 after taxes is like $260,000.
And most of these people are going to blow it in a casino in one night.
So my whole thing is this. Yes, you may put your earnings in jeopardy,
but nobody stood up and supported Candace there.
The fact that that little bitch Andy said,
the two of you need to calm down.
Like, you guys, stop fighting the two of you.
It was like, no, somebody needed to point their finger at Amanda and go,
you are horrible.
McCray needed to, on the spot, go, I am breaking up with you.
And nobody had candace's
back and it disgusted me beyond belief well they not only don't have her back they're keeping amanda
in on purpose like they're putting her on a pedestal and handing her the game like yeah do
you think that makes sense do you think that candace was smart to have turned to judd and say
amanda's doing this because yes of course she showed up she she knew that her ass was on the
line she had to hope that amanda her ass was on the line she had
to hope that amanda you know was going to be potentially that people were going to potentially
turn and vote amanda out it was it was a last-ditch effort and why why shouldn't she do that but isn't
also candace her own worst enemy there was a time when she was in super tight with ellen um helen
and alissa and she she's like a hot, and she has gone off, and she's
isolated herself, or alienated herself
from all of her allies. Don't get me wrong, she is
not playing, she did not play
a smart game, and she really could have
done some damage. The problem
is, she didn't treat her alliance with
Helen and Alyssa properly, and she
also didn't really secure
Judd and Andy the way she
needed to, and Jesse,
and that is a real problem.
But at the end of the day, I'm kind of like, that makes me hate Andy even more
because Andy is now a puppet for nasty-ass Amanda.
Yeah, that's the thing because Andy, in the beginning of the season,
we were almost led to believe that he was smart enough to see who the assholes were,
but it seems almost like he likes Amanda.
It's like Andy was bullied.
Yeah.
When you're the little guy in jail,
you're going to get raped by the biggest dick there,
but at least he's going to protect you.
I think that's what Andy's thinking.
He's in jail.
That's Ronnie's horrible way of me saying
that he was always an outcast in high school
and not with the cool kids and in the popular crowd
and with the mean ones because he was always being bullied.
So now it's his chance to taste the other side.
Yeah, he's friends with the bully.
It's like Vanderpump Rules where that slut waitress from Azusa was getting beat up by the mean Stassi waitress.
And then the second Stassi cried and was nice to her, she's like, oh, good.
Stassi's being nice to me.
Like the bitch was kicking you in the gut all year.
And you're so, yes, yes, yes.
Absolutely.
So then, you know what really bothered me?
Once Candace was out of the competition,
she's standing next to Amanda,
and Amanda comes up and being saying things like,
why are you such a bitch?
And then Candace is like, I'm a bitch because you're a bitch and then she'd be like why are you still talking i'm like amanda you
keep on asking her questions it drove me totally ben i was watching this going like has amanda lost
her mind or was she playing a game because at that point i i actually think amanda lost her
mind and was starting to believe that candace was actually the one starting the fight and
she's continuing the fight am Amanda was the one that was
egging her on and then going, I don't know what you're
talking about. Who does
that? Crazy people do that.
She is crazy. She's not like the kind of person
who's just poking you and poking you and then going, what'd I do?
Like, at first I thought that's what she
was doing, but that conversation that McCrae had
with her when he's like, Amanda, shut
up. You're ruining our game, you idiot.
Just stop it. Stop. She's like,
what? I didn't do anything.
They were being mean to me.
And he's like, no, you were being mean.
She's like, when? What did I
say? Like, she couldn't remember.
Here's something else.
Ms. Cleo's like hurling those
questions at us, which I love, but
they've been talking about this on the old
internet, too, all week. Do you think erin's adderall is a performance enhancing drug and unfair comp
advantage that's been a big thing all week about this adderall that she's been taking adderall and
so it makes her automatically smarter than everybody else and i say guess who else takes
adderall lindsey lowen sorry that's debunked. Yeah, and Erica from Princesses of Long Island. Like, I'm sorry, she takes Adderall and makes me look like this.
That is one performance that is definitely not enhanced.
Yeah, I don't think it's... I agree.
Maybe it's made her quicker with her racist barbs.
Well, I think that Amanda, though, Amanda is 100 percent delusional, which is fun.
You know, it's always fun when there's someone crazy delusional.
But I have never I have never rooted more in my life for a breakup.
I mean, that's not true. I've rooted for my exes to break up with people and then come back to me.
But aside from that, I have never rooted for a breakup more because I just really wanted McCray, who actually does have some sense.
I mean, this is his first taste of lady parts, so I know he doesn't want to
get rid of that. But at the same time, I just
want him to break her heart and shatter
her on live TV.
I think, first of all, I think
that that's not true. I think that McRae
has had his fair share of lady parts.
I think he's got a gigantic
wiener and some really good
weed because he's getting laid.
He's got some kind of game. He's one of those guys that's like, he's not a pizza weed because he's getting laid. He's got some kind of game.
He's one of those guys that's like,
he's not a pizza boy because he's a loser.
He's a pizza boy because he doesn't have
to make effort to be anything else.
He's getting tang. I don't know where he's getting
it from, but he's got the confidence of someone
who's getting fucked.
Maybe he has an illicit relationship with the
Noid.
A little 1988 reference for everyone out there.
Okay, you guys, we do need to talk a few game things.
I know I'm going to be like the boring nerd one here,
but we do need to talk about how the jury is now officially starting.
They are moving from seven to nine people in the jury.
Julie also couldn't ask a lot of questions to the two evictees tonight
because they're going into sequester they
are also having the opportunity to possibly come back into the game and i really wanted her to tell
candace that the people that were being mean to her in the house have been fired from their jobs
but she can't tell her that and i've just been waiting all season long for julie to be able to
drop like a big nasty thing like well bitch you've been fired or oh candace guess what the people
that are horrible
they're fucked in real life for the rest of time well but it's good though because now it's gonna
all come out during the finale show which is what cbs would want would be able to control when the
information comes out so they can hype it and promote it and it's going to be an amazing finale
show right yes i'm i love when everyone reads twitter i'm not reading twitter i'm just like
i'm reading this thing about i'm shocked i'm shocked because i'm looking at this
just can't stop wait we didn't have to talk before we i just i'm sorry i just saw the tweet
from chase whitta. Humphrey
Bocart, which you were talking about when I
took off my headphones. Who is this
jerk?
Was it to watch what crap ends?
It's all of us. It wasn't just to me.
I think that it's
me who uses that word all the time.
I don't care. I don't like being bullied
by some rando on Twitter.
That's what Twitter's for.
The two of you are freaking out right now because they're like oh matt is off the handle talking shit about people
that are actually watching this right now no no i'm not at all like i i'm all about bullying people
on twitter i've got like 20 accounts um question so can we talk before we get we have to because
we'll have to move on to the live show soon. Rude. But we have to talk about these punishments that Amanda, Gina Marie, and Candace had.
Candace had the clown-a-tard.
That was like whatever.
Amanda –
Wait, wait, wait.
I got to stop you for one second.
Were you surprised that Judd did not take the veto and that he took the money, meaning Jesse was able to take herself off the block?
Not surprised at all because Judd hates doing any moves that are significant.
Like if he has to make an incision, he's like, oh.
Including moving his face, Julie.
Julie, I don't understand why they voted me out, Julie.
I mean, what was going on there, Julie?
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to find a frog.
I'm going to eat its legs.
You better watch out, frog.
By the way, do you have a memory feed?
I'm just catching up on Twitter. I love you,
Miss Cleo. I'm on this podcast.
You know, Miss Cleo wanted a mention tonight, and she's
getting a lot, a lot of mentions. So good for
you, Miss Cleo. You made it on.
You're famous. She said a lot of dirt.
She did. That's how you get on this
little podcast. You bring the dirt.
And if you tweet it at us, we will
definitely see it, because I actually get another tweet. Yeah, yeah it's clear you got something to say you just tell us on the
twitter now we'll read it out loud tweet at what crap ends or b-side blog or trash tweet tv or
life on the m list and you might get red on the air um so okay so amanda had to do 50 shades of
of tan and that was honestly probably one of the best punishments that ever had and ever ever ever ever it was amazing and i i couldn't help but understand like appreciate
the irony of this woman who just made this racially tinged remark about shaniqua now showing up
essentially in blackface i mean she has the problem with that ben did you hear what amanda
then later said that was again again, not on camera?
No.
Ronnie, do you know what I'm talking about?
No.
I think I read that.
Oh, yes.
She talked about – yeah, she made reference to – I think that she said something horrible about like, oh, something about now she looks like Candace's mother or –
She said something like, oh, look, now I'm a slave.
I look like Candace's mom.
Oh, my God.
Clutch of pearls.
What the hell?
And also that little comment that Gina Marie made tonight when Candace was telling her, have fun in your mom's basement, which is so funny that it's true.
And Gina Marie's like, yeah, I will have fun in my mom's basement, OK?
And, you know, at least my mom loves me, not like yours, because she's adopted.
That is the coldest fucking thing.
And that's not the first time she's said it either.
She's a horrible, horrible girl.
She reminds me so much of Ashley from Long Island Princesses because Ashley also lives with her parents and makes fun of people like Joey who have issues with their mom.
Well, you know what?
Gina Marie is a model for the Drink Hanky.
That's not a joke.
So they are linked in some way.
What?
Is that true?
If you go on the Drink Hanky website, Gina Marie is one of the models.
Nuh-uh.
Make it stop.
Make it stop.
That's awesome.
She is connected to those idiots.
She is connected.
And you know what?
By the way, you can't really, ultimately, you can't go up against Candace
because Candace, I believe, has Oprah in her corner wasn't candace on oprah talking about her adopted
family or something like that yes but that also makes me kind of not like candace not because she
was on oprah specifically but because it's like this reality thing it's like this whole world
like reality people have agents you know and they go to auditions to be on reality shows and that's why there's so many different reality people on
different shows and i don't know you guys it's supposed to be real it's called reality because
it's supposed to be real ronnie ronnie ronnie the next time you play one of these things like for
media day you will realize that craziness happens ben you know this you know this i always forget when i
play that goddamn game when i walk in i forget that i'm miked and i forget there's cameras there
and i lose my mind the way amanda is losing her mind i am not a horrible racist person but i lose
my fucking marbles yeah i think uh the second the second time i was in the big brother house
like within 10 minutes like i was aware that I was miked and everything.
But things just still slip out.
And I was telling our friend Derek, I was telling him about like I was bragging, basically saying that I coined the term Spidey and no one believed me.
And then Big Brother totally like made fun of me the rest of the day for it.
They were like in the competitions, they were like, this person thinks they came up with Spidey.
Who was that douchebag?
And I was like, man.
And I was like, I can't believe I said this.
Derek on Facebook just said,
a Tandemanda looked like Dana Plato
and Blackface on that very special episode
of Different Strokes.
That's really rude to Dana Plato.
Yeah, the ghost of Dana Plato.
She's a statue, guys.
The ghost of Dana Plato is like, hey.
That should be a new Lifetime made for
TV. Actually, it should be a Lifetime series.
The ghost of Dana Plato. Do you guys think that
Dana Plato is playing
Celebrity Ghost Big Brother?
Dana Plato would be like
the most boring ghost ever. She'd just be
taking off her top for money and
then blaming Howard Stern for her depression issues.
Who do you think should be playing Celebrity Ghost
Big Brother right now in Hell or Heaven
or wherever they're...
Neither of those exist, so wherever.
Is Liza dead yet?
She'd be the new Renny.
Just kidding, Liza. I know you're
not dead, hon.
Because Liza is watching
this right now.
You never know. You never know with her.
This show features a bottle of vodka.
Maybe, because imagine George.
There's not much on TV tonight.
I would put like George Washington,
because I would love like George Washington stuck in a ghost house with Dana Plato.
That's like the best.
Like, hey, George, this is your legacy.
Meet Dana Plato.
I hope that Abraham Lincoln lincoln is playing celebrity big
brother so that if they ever have a chance for viewer questions i could be like is sally field
an asshole in real life tell me the truth and he could be like he could be sucking
it's the boniva it's the Boniva that makes her an asshole.
I'd be like, so how come you talk like Homer's dad from The Simpsons?
And the Civil War!
Okay, what else happened on Big Brother?
Okay, okay.
Jenna Marie was put in a cone.
Loved the cone.
She's like, hey, you guys!
Can I get a soap?
I understand what it's a cone for! cone that was she's like hey you guys can i get a song this thing what is the cold one
neck i'm in a cone she's like there's the there's the bicep i've been asking for hey
we should get to the live show because we're one hour into our little podcast here so let's talk about this amazing amazing live show pretty much start out with a bang with candace trying to give
her her one last goodbye speech and of course typical candace fashion instead of like appealing
to the strategists of which there are none in this house, but appealing to maybe the idea of it, she, instead of saying,
hey, look, Amanda's a huge target.
Vote out Amanda. This is your
chance. She's the only one in a
showman. She was like, well, there are
these derogatory words said about me.
Candace really, Candace,
yeah, she is her own worst enemy. That whole
like, Spencer, I heard you were talking about
me. Who cares? He's on your side.
He's on your side. Like, this was the
same thing. She's like, I just want to
say, which I love that she had to do in a clown outfit.
Yes. I just want to say
that there have been
some defamatory things said about me
and then Gina Marie's like, what?
What? What? What? What? What? What?
I can yell. I can yell.
Stupid. She can't even fucking
talk about what she was talking about. But you guys, you have to admit, this is, what, I can yell. I can yell. Stupid. She can't even fucking talk. Julie Chen.
But you guys, you have to admit, this is, what, season 15?
We have never seen something like that before, where the person on the couch is then acting like a rabid dog.
I mean, obviously, Gina Marie is a fucking dog.
But Julie Chen, like, I'm just surprised that Julie did not expect this.
Like, my God, we've seen what's going on all season.
Julie could not have. Expect the unexpected.
Exactly, Julie.
Zing.
When's the Zing bot coming back, by the way?
Probably this week.
It's got to be soon.
Julie, poor Julie.
Like, the Chen bot was like, her computer was so overloaded tonight.
Like, everything went wrong for her.
There was this fight.
People were taking long with the answers.
She's like, settle down.
Everyone, I need everyone to settle down. S settle down settle in settle down lock it in and then
like at one point like her cards were messed up when she was trying to just say like well we'll
see you at the jury house she's like well we will see you at the jury house jury house there has
not been one line like that spitting ball that mac ball that rainbow ball, that Mac ball, that rainbow ball. She's like, command alt delete.
Force quit.
Force quit.
This application is not responding.
So I have questions.
Do you guys think that it's awful when somebody like Candice is clearly the favorite to go home,
clearly the favorite to go home.
And then you have people like Alyssa and Helen,
who are her friends that feel forced to vote with the house and make it unanimous as opposed to putting extra targets on themselves.
Like what's your take on that whole thing?
I like, you know, as much as boring as it was,
like I love double evictions because it's usually shocking and whoever they
get out as a, I mean, Judd, I guess was surprising,
but it wasn't like shocking and exciting but the thing i love about it is that
the people that are remaining left in the house are all time bombs well not mccray but i think
everyone else especially the girls left in the house gina marie's already gone crazy amanda's
already kind of gone crazy alissa has shown us that she's a bit crazy she hasn't lost it yet
helen no one we haven't seen hel Helen when things aren't going her way yet
but I'm sure it's not
Ronnie, that is what I pray for at night
Helen to get put in an awkward situation
so she shows her true fucking horrible colors
yes, because that's what these shows are for
the minute it turns against them, they turn into monsters
so I think the rest of them are good
like Judd, if it had been against him all week,
he'd have just been like, well, guys, people don't
like me. I don't know why they don't like me, but you know,
guys, it ain't true. You can't listen to everything you say, guys,
because they didn't know all through, guys. You know what I mean, guys?
You know what I mean? I'm like, boring.
Like, I need to see people sobbing and
throwing chairs and shit. You know what's wrong with Judd
now that you did that? It's like, you know, I have no problem
with people with lazy eyes, but he
actually has two lazy eyes, so that's a thing, it's like, you know, I have no problem with people with lazy eyes, but he actually has two lazy eyes.
So that's the thing.
The only thing that can move on his entire face is his eyebrows, guys, and his eyes.
It's like he's got Botox his whole life, guys.
Frogs can paralyze your whole face, you guys.
And then when they showed his family last week, they were all the same way.
His mom's like, yeah, well, Judd, you know, Judd's doing a real good job.
This whole restaurant's happening.
This whole Golden Corral, we gather here.
We're not doing anything.
You look like those creepy, like, those things that, like, Chuck E. Cheese,
and they, like, turn like robots, and their mouths are flat,
and they just bang against each other.
That's Judd's family.
I'm sure that one thing they've always got on their dinner table are disposable napkins
because you know shit is just dribbling out their mouth all through dinner.
And probably wishbone salad dressing not properly properly inserted not in a gravy boat not in a
gravy boat inside joke for you guys and if you are wanting to know more about inside jokes like
that you need to watch watch what crap and um you know i think it's you know i think it's good that
we ultimately got rid of jug because i do think he's kind of boring. And we had this amazing pressure cooker of crazy women.
The more women that are just like – the fewer men that are in there, the crazier these ladies are.
Back it up for a second.
So do you not think that –
This house thing?
Well, I was going to talk about – yeah.
You talk about it.
I just wanted us to mention it briefly.
I do hate that when people say, well, I want to go along with the house.
I don't want to ruffle feathers.
The person who's actually doing that the most is Erin, actually.
Once she's sort of like – she's really afraid of ruffling feathers.
Well, Erin's an idiot.
Like she's doing everything they want her to do, and she's going to be the first one they kick out when it's –
Yeah.
And the thing is this.
She – okay, she did that last time, but she doesn't have to do it again this time.
And it's like a perfect time.
She should have just put up Amanda McRae.
And just bitten the bullet and suffered the consequences.
I know, but you know what they say about those nice blonde girls.
They just do as they're told.
It wasn't their fault.
Oh, yeah, that Erin.
She's just a real go-along, get-along, that one.
It's just a triumph of the will when it comes to Erin.
Her problem is, until this week, actually, I thought that she had done a good job of getting off of everyone's radar.
But the problem is, now she is winning too many of the competitions.
And somebody in the next week or two is definitely going to look at her and say,
we're not just putting her up because she's racist and people used to hate her in the next week or two is definitely going to look at her and say, we're not just putting her up because she's racist
and people used to hate her in the house.
We have to get her out
because she is a threat in the competitions.
Right.
Well, I think that you get desensitized to things
as they go on.
It's kind of like the audience.
I mean, no one's even talking about Aaron's racism anymore.
We're used to it.
It's been weeks.
We just know where is the race,
the town racist now and it's fine.
Now everyone's moved on to Amanda
and now we're just used to her. She's a black face all week which doesn't seem to bother anybody
and so now we're on to the child rapist spencer it's like we just get used to shit this show's
bad for america okay but i did want to take a break to show you renee warsaw posted this picture
for us it is gina marie modeling the drink well do you think that we should reach out directly
to amanda to have her comment on this to see if gina marie will still be a spokesperson for the drink hanky
because i think that we need to get to the bottom of this i wonder i need to know i need to know
right now if amanda supports a horrible racist witch being one of her spokespeople
i would never i would never i would never support that or Or neither would my mom, Babs.
Absolutely not.
I would not support that at all, ever.
I wouldn't support that, except I'll say one thing here before I stop talking about this.
Black people need their drinks to not sweat all over the place just as much as white people. We're not going to discriminate.
Drink sweat all over. All races. Get a
drink hanky.
Get a drink hanky.
See, Ronnie, if you were actually
the spokesperson,
I think that the brand would have more
success because Gina Marie is not going to help.
Well, you're forgetting that Amanda
from Princesses is the one that was like posing
for the drink hanky with the 9-11 memorial statue that she's still getting crap over on Twitter.
She has a lot of branding problems, okay?
She's got a lot in common with that drink hanky.
It's been a lightning rod.
It's hard to get that off the ground when your spokesmodel is a racist and the photo shoot took place was a desecration of a 9-11 memorial.
It's just, that's not the way you launch
a product, okay?
And a
soon-to-be gay husband who drives a
Pontiac convertible.
She's like, drink hankies, the number one
accessory for people who wear white sheets.
Oh wait, that's the Klan?
Oh.
Oh, wait, that's the clan? Oh. Oh, never mind.
No, don't stop.
You can't just stop.
No, I couldn't form the joke.
It would have just died.
It was like a bad...
It wasn't like I was going to be restrained.
It was just like...
Okay, I'm going to reel this back in.
Who did you guys want to win the HOH?
Drink with me.
Jesse.
I wanted Jesse to win as well because i
knew that she would put amanda on blast and that was my amanda and mccray up that's what she would
have done yep because she would have she would have assured that one of them was going home this
week oh you guys pins 360 is telling us on twitter candace was not only the she was not on the oprah
winfrey show a show on own helped candace locate her white breath i know op Oprah Winfrey show. A show on OWN helped Candace locate her white brother. I know, Oprah Winfrey
would be way too many viewers.
We're talking OWN now.
OWN has no viewers except for that Tyler Perry shit.
Yeah, I was about to say, Candace was on Tyler Perry's
Find My Parents.
No, Tyler Perry. He's like,
okay, we found your parents. Now the big twist is,
everyone has AIDS.
And Janet Jackson
is wearing a lesbian mullet,
but she's straight.
And he only agrees to find the parents
if he knows ahead of time that the dad is
a muscular black man.
So I'm totally on board.
Yeah.
So
Tyler Perry presents Undercover Brothers.
Sorry.
Where were we?
So
Aaron won, on then we had
so aaron won and then we had the veto competition which i have to admit i did play candy crush to
the veto competition i just sort of like listened because i figured it'd be some silly thing and
aaron just sort of was like she just won it right it's just out of nowhere
some of my favorites were dropping like flies i was like yes it's gonna be alyssa's time
and she went out immediately.
No, if the competition
was like, touch your toes and complain about something
in a really nasally voice, she'd win.
Otherwise, I mean, what's she going to win?
But these nails did not
fit, so thanks.
Aren't you guys, like, obviously at the beginning
of the season, they wanted Alyssa to do so well,
and they made her the MVP, and it
was just, like, working out so wonderfully for for her aren't you surprised that they haven't created an
hoh competition that is really just blatantly yoga yeah i know i'm surprised well yeah they
gave judd a frog competition it's like they knew where his ass was going to be going my boobs do
not look right in this shirt right um what do you guys i need higher boots what do you guys think
not look right in this shirt, right?
I need higher bids.
What are you guys thinking about the MVP? What are you doing?
What do you guys think about the MVP
twist being over?
Well, I think that Big Brother and the
producers just make this shit up as they go, but
I was having a grand old time because Amanda
has, you know, that grave has been
dug and I wanted to see her jump in it one more time.
Well, everyone's saying
on the old Twitter that
Amanda, this whole, everybody knows
that this is rigged for Amanda because she's friends
with Alison Grodner in real life.
And so everybody knows that
she's going to win. So expect when Amanda
does finally go on the block, that will be
when the coup d'etat comes into play. So it's
going to be super interesting to see if that stuff actually
comes to pass.
There is no way they can let Amanda win. They're going to have to interesting to see if that stuff actually comes to pass. There is no way they can let Amanda
win. They're going to have to figure out a way
so she doesn't win because the
Grodner rumors of her being
a former CBS employee and being pals
with Allison, that will
bring this show to its knees.
I doubt it.
I mean, she handed it to Jeff when he was on
his way out the door because she liked him.
She handed it to Dick. Wait, Dick didn't get the door because she liked him. She handed it to Dick.
Wait, Dick didn't get the coup d'etat.
What did Dick get?
No, America saved him.
Like, he was going to get voted out, but then America's player had to vote for the other person, so Dick was saved, even though Eric, as America's player, wanted to vote out Dick.
Yeah, that was fucked up.
Like, they'll always rig it for who they want.
I thought the big twist was going to be that the mvp like the jury members were going to be able
to choose mvp that's what i thought was going to be i was like oh that's gonna be really good but
then they just retired the entire thing which i think they should have just done it until there
weren't enough people left to vote with an mvp i think it makes it so interesting to keep america
in the game and because amanda never would have put up. So I think it's kind of amazing
to give America that chance.
I think it sucks that they blew it because now
it's like whatever Helen wants,
Helen the mom, like,
oh, you're so talented.
Erin, you did the right thing.
That was a huge move. You're the new Janelle,
honey. You did so good.
I love you. I wish I had a fruit roll-up
for you. I wrote a note for your lunch.
It says you're special.
Shut up, Helen!
Ben, how wrong was Helen to compare her to the beloved Janelle?
So unbelievably wrong.
Like, that was very infuriating.
To hear Helen blow so much air up Aaron's ass was infuriating.
If Helen thought that she ever
was going to have a strong
BB fan base, by
comparing Aaron to Janelle, she just lost
all hopes of that shit. Absolutely.
Yeah, she's going to get in trouble.
She's going to get in trouble
at the Big Brother Christmas party because Janelle
is not going to put up with that shit.
Anyway, so after the veto competition,
I'm sorry, so before even the veto competition, Aaron had put up Jesse and shit so anyway so after the veto competition i'm sorry so before
even the veto competition aaron had put up jesse and spencer so it's like i was at that point i was
like ugh like this is not going to change the game up at all like whatever i'm sort of like bored now
but then at the veto comp so the veto ceremony comes aaron has won the veto and i just assumed
she'll keep her nominations the same jesse's gonna go home jesse was already like crying she
looked like she was she knew she was going home well you thought that too didn't you
yeah i thought she was going home everyone thought she was going home i thought and then erin says
almost so quickly you barely missed it she's like okay uh jessie you're off the block and i put up
judd and everyone i was just like wait she's oh no she didn't even say i'll put up judge like this
person has wronged me and it's what everyone in the house wants and therefore i'm putting up judd i was like since when did judd wrong erin i was so yeah i didn't understand that
either why was everybody crying why was gina marie crying was gina marie crying because she just got
yelled at by candace and said she lives in her mom's basement was she crying because she likes
judd what was going on at the sidebar Did you guys see that awkward kiss that they had?
Oh, yeah.
Jesse.
Jesse. Well, that's another thing we missed this week that was on the feeds.
Aaron trying to slut it up with Judd, right?
No.
And, of course, you know, people get mad because we talk about the feeds in a completely uneducated manner.
So, hopefully, Cleo and TV Fishbowl Media H, and all that, you guys can tell me the truth.
But there was something this week about Judd was told by Alyssa to start flirting with Jesse to secure a vote for Alyssa.
Like, some fucked up scheme where they were both talked into flirting with each other, but neither one of them liked each other.
So they've been making out all week, Judd and Jesse.
But it wasn't because they liked each other. It's other people were like pulling them into a scheme have you guys heard nothing of this i have not but that sounds that sounds
like about right it sounds like an alyssa scheme like no i don't want somebody to create a scheme
for me to make out like thanks for asking i won't be kissingd, but if you could do it, that would be great. Thanks.
She's like, okay, America,
listen, here's how you don't
get made a victim.
Go make out with
Judd, because then
go make out with Judd,
he'll buy you a two-piece,
and it will save you from the embarrassment
of wearing a one-piece later.
I'm obsessed, Seth. I'm obsessed
with this plan.
Thanks for asking.
I sadly must stop talking about it
because it's a secret.
Thanks. No offense.
You guys talk because I am going
to keep looking at Twitter and hope
somebody tells me what the hell's going on.
So anyway,
ultimately, Judd
has voted out.
And they're all... What did you say?
Meteor
Horad said, what's own?
That got me, sorry.
So Judd was evicted, though, but again
unanimously. It was unanimous,
though.
We haven't really had any tight votes this season, have we?
We had any five to fours or things like that?
I don't think so.
It's been a while if it did happen.
Maybe at the beginning of the season we had some issues, yeah.
Are these people crying because they really are going to miss Judd,
or are they all crying because they're going insane? Because I did not understand why that little bitch Andy was like sobbing into Spencer's arm when Spencer called him a lady all season long.
I have no – I don't understand what's going on with any of these people.
I thought it was hilarious when Alyssa was like, I'm sorry, but I have to vote out Judd, my best friend.
And she like stands up and like her badge is talking to the camera.
She's like, I have to do this.
And then Gina Marie was bawling too. mean i love when gina marie cries she's like
jod jod
you spelled that j-i-d-S-D-double-D-I. Done!
So I think that brings us to the end of the week.
I think we're done.
Well, I have like two quick questions.
I have two quick questions.
When is the next HOH competition going to take place,
and who do we want and or think will win?
I want Jesse to to win i still want
jesse to win too i want you the only one who's going after amanda properly hoh comp underway
so they'll just show us the taped version shut up i need to yeah but i read ahead like i can't
go to bed tonight without knowing who the new hoh is well we'll go on trash talk tv or joker's
updates or anywhere that has live feeds or Or the internet. Ms. Cleo and
Media Whore Ed are on here right now talking about it.
I wasn't asking where to go.
I was letting you know that I will be going.
Go, go, go. Run, run.
Did you guys read this letter
that has been circulating today that
that June girl from season four
wrote that's so fucking rude.
It's all anti-GenBot.
And basically calling her a whore for sleeping with a married man let me tell you something about married and going off like
she's like i hated you during my season and you knew it and i would always talk shit about you
being a whore and she didn't say whore like she was nicer than me slightly but she writes this
big diatribe about julie and i'm like julie is called a robot for a
reason like there is nothing like she's pretty she seems fine like she reads her cue card correct
maybe 70 she plays she's fine she also plays into the chen bot term now thanks to ben like that's
part of the fun with julie and this jew needs to shut the fuck up, and I will tell you why. Because aside from season
one, which was a different game completely,
season four that she won
was the biggest snoozefest piece
of shit ever, and she does not
deserve to be a Big Brother champion. She does not
stand up there with the greats
of all time.
She's just trying to get attention? I mean, what the hell
is her deal? Of course she does.
What does she do right now?
Is she like a taquito waitress somewhere?
She has something called June Dishes, and she's probably not watching this.
That's not a job.
That's her Twitter handle, right?
Yeah, so she's got some kind of blog.
But I guess I was surprised I didn't watch season four.
Sorry, June, but I didn't watch season four, so I don't really know.
But she was going off on this whole –
I don't really know her either.
She was going off on this whole diatribe about you keep having plastic surgery to make yourself look whiter.
And I'm like, bitch, she does not look whiter.
It's not like she had an eye lift.
Maybe she got her cheeks done, but Asians aren't known for their low cheekbones.
What is wrong with this chick?
Seriously.
I don't know.
Do you have –
People just want to be relevant.
Well, guess what?
Her 15 minutes ended like 10 years ago.
Well, Twitter, it never ends.
Jill Zarin has been tweeting this week
that she wishes that Amy Phillips would imitate her.
Shut up, Jill Zarin!
Yeah, she'll imitate you
and stand on a goddamn bread line.
I just don't know why.
I just got so angry. I don't even know this
June Dishes chick, but all I know is that if you
talk shit about my Chen bot, I will fucking
knife you.
By the way, every single person says that
Julie Chen is the best.
Including us.
I have met her.
I've always thought
I don't care. Julie Chen, I think,
is very pretty, and I love Big Brother, so I don't care. I, Julie Chen, I think, is very pretty. And I love Big Brother.
So I don't care.
I would never be like, Julie!
Oh, my God, it's Julie Chen!
To me, she's like an animatronic.
I don't care.
Like, who cares?
She's just like a sock puppet to me.
I just can't believe that someone would be so offended.
Like, what did Julie Chen ever do to anybody ever?
She got more famous than June.
Well, I guess she did steal someone's husband, according to June.
But she got more famous than June.
Whatever.
Julie Chen can do no wrong.
And Julie, you have three supporters right here.
Well, actually, you have two supporters and one person who thinks you're great.
I guess.
That's my endorsement for Julie juliet you're kind of great i
guess why i did want to pet her hair tonight her hair was looking extra i loved her hair tonight
i thought her hair looked great she finally had an outfit tonight that was halfway decent like
she still messed up on her cue cards i mean there hasn't been one there hasn't been one live episode
where she hasn't fumbled some line horribly, but at least the outfit together – the outfit was working for me this week.
I hope that she brings back her, like, safari pantsuit that she wore last year.
Nothing was better.
Or every now and then she wears her, like, astronaut pants.
One time I went to a live show and she was wearing, like, an orange jumpsuit.
It was amazing.
Like, her fashion choices are the most bonkers things on TV.
And there should be a project runway challenge based on some strange
pantsuit for Julie Chen to wear with us,
with a statement necklace from Chico that's inspired by Chico's.
Oh,
yes.
Everyone on Twitter is basically agreeing that she's an attention whore,
but people still are sticking with that.
Yes.
Adderall is a performance enhancing drug.
Yeah.
I mean,
I think so.
I don't think you should be allowed to take any kind of drugs in the big
brother house and Adderall is a bullshit drug.
Anyway,
no one needs Adderall.
I mean,
give me a fucking break.
ADHD was just made up recently.
And that's not like some old disease from the pioneer days.
You didn't hear about like cowboys,
like who,
who paid attention sometimes and then got hyper sometimes.
That's the dumbest thing ever. That's what we
use as an excuse to drug our brat children
because we forgot to
wear a condom in the first place and we can't
strangle them or beat them anymore. It's fake
just like Pilates and gluten allergies.
It's all fake, people.
It's all bullshit, you guys.
So on that note,
why don't we wrap this up, guys?
Okay, bye.
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That was a lot of really good information on shit that I miss.
And actually, what would be really nice, if one of you guys feels like volunteering,
it would be great to get an update the day that we do this show of all the shit that's gone down in the live feeds.
And I'm not talking paragraphs of stuff, but bullet points.
Like, Gina Marie called someone
a tar baby.
And if you do that, you could be...
That's not an example. That's probably going to really happen.
That's probably happened.
Even though there's no more black people in the house, she will still
call people tar babies.
That's true.
Nor could she spell it.
But if we do get some
volunteers... We might end up being like a judging panel Nor could she spell it. But if we do get some volunteers, if we do get some volunteers,
we might end up being like a judging panel,
a la like Randy, Simon, and Paula,
and we will pick a new end-of-the-summer intern
to be our little helper for an unpaid internship, by the way.
An unpaid internship.
Aren't they all?
No course credit,
and you actually lose some of your education by doing it.
Just saying that.
You guys, are we going to try doing this East Coast time every week, or is this a special thing?
I don't know that we've decided that yet.
I don't know.
Well, we'll announce that later.
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Thanks.
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