We Might Be Drunk - Ep 189: Julian Edelman

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

On todays episode of We Might Be Drunk we have Patriots legend and host of popular podcast Games with Names. We talk football history, comedy, and more.  Julian Edelman: https://gameswithnames.com/ Sam Morril: https://www.sammorril.com/ Mark Normand: https://marknormandcomedy.com/ Shop: https://www.wemightbedrunkpod.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wemightbedrunkpod Bodega Cat: http://www.bodegacatspirits.com We Might Be Drunk is produced, recorded and edited by Gotham Production Studios. Head producer: Matthew Peters https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters/ If you want to start a podcast contact [e-mail] for a discount on services when referred by WMBD! Support the show & get $20 off your 1 st Gametime purchase. Download the Gametime app, create an account, & use code DRUNK

Hey, hey, here we are folks, good to be here. We might be drunk, it's summertime. The birds are chirping, the sun is shining. We're drinking. The birds are dying. Are they? It's fucking hot, dude. Bird flu.

Oh yeah. Yeah, it's too hot. Oh, the chickens got, did you see that new one? No. Look it up, all the chickens, uh, did you see that new one? No. Look it up all the chickens The recall came home to roost. Yeah, what happened? Isn't there bird flu going on or something? I don't know. Monkeypox It's all going downhill Well, Biden's doing great he's talking about Putin to Zelensky. That was a I don't find that to be an important distinction No, same guy. Yeah, Russia and Ukraine very close. There's no friction at all

2,000 chicken 2,000 pounds of frozen chicken recalled. Yeah Chicken Wow Man, well remember that happened with firestone tires. What happened? The big recall? Really? Oh yeah, that was in the 90s. What's wrong with the tires? They were blowing up on the highway and people were dying like left and right so they had to pull the tires out. Remember the Tylenol recall? That was a big one.

That was a big one? They had to go every shelf in America, pull all the Tylenol down. God, what is this? Because one Tylenol pill killed a kid. Whose mistake is that? Is it one guy or is it just like a factory? I think that was I'm gonna look it up I'm gonna look up snopes. I think a guy was trying to kill Somebody yeah, and he put cyanide in his Tylenol. Yes, and then that's why we have wrapped packages from this point on by the way

That's the best Advil commercial ever. Yeah, yes who didn't get poisoned Using our stuff. That's true. Hmm. That's true. Yeah, tell no they put good on them for Paul them all I mean that's a Caring company, I'd be like that's one pill. No. It's not care. You have to pull them off That's bad PR someone just drops dead. That's true. The Tylenol guy But people died driving every day people die in a swimming pool. We're not pulling pulls This is not a great headline the Tylenol murders Boy there were a series of poisoning deaths resulting from drug tampering in Chicago metropolitan area 1982 Here's the worst PR of all time

They laced the capsules with potassium cyanide there seven you go. Seven people died. Seven? But they did a potassium, they're getting leg cramps. That's true, yeah. Get a banana. The biggest PR fuck up of all time, he drank the Kool-Aid. Yeah. Remember that?

Which it wasn't even Kool-Aid, it was Flavor-Aid, but Kool-Aid got fucked. That was Jonestown, right? That's right, the big cult. Yeah. They all did the suicide pact. That guy was fucking bonkers, Jim Jones. Yeah, oh yeah.

He was like another childhood, like, what, it started in California, right? Wasn't it? Yeah. And they moved to? No, he didn't start, he started in the Midwest, I think, and then he moved to California. Okay.

And then he was like, I found this place outside the US, if you guys wanna come, little vacay. Yeah. Ghana? Ghana? Yeah, something like that look at it Yeah, it was not gonna not gonna live anymore But yeah, well he was he was like an og he was like a comic in the 80s where there was no Netflix This guy his cult was so big that it it blew up even without Netflix and now we died. He's on Netflix That's true. These guys they always blow up after without Netflix. And now he died, he's on Netflix. That's true. These guys, they always blow up after they die. Yeah, post-hostamously.

He was also fucking people in the cult. If you're gonna have a cult, you may as well fuck the members. I think you have to. It's a waste. Yeah. What, are you gonna be a noble cult leader at the cult? Yeah, you're right. They worship you.

You might as well get a beech. The weird compound. Here's how you do it. You pull one of them side and you're like, you're not like the other cult members. I think you're special. And they're like me? He's like, I'm and I'm the guy here.

I started the cult. Exactly. If I'm saying you're special, there must be something to it. And they're like, wow. It shows how bad people need to be a part of something. Oh, yeah. That they're like, I'll join this guy out in the middle of nowhere with no money and, you know, no running water

Oh God remember, I mean fraternities like some of the frat stuff they would make you do Oh, I'd be like, okay, so we're uh, we're gonna beat the shit out of you They want to dump boiling hot water on you and then you're one of us and you're like, can we do without all the violence? My initiation was much gayer. We had to eat the you ever There we go. I was just about to talk about eating jizz. If you don't have plans this weekend you better check out Game Time. Game Time is the fastest and easiest way to buy tickets for all sports, music, comedy, theater events near you. Excuse me. They take all

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Last minute tickets, lowest price, guaranteed. What happened to your eye, man? Yeah, so, fully out here for a photo shoot and to do your guys' podcast, of course. Yeah, yeah. I guess you got hit by a migrant? No. All right. No, I didn't get hit. I guess, you got hit by a migrant? No. All right.

No, I didn't get hit, I didn't get stung by a bee. I didn't do anything courageous or crazy or scary. I went to a theme park in Los Angeles area and we went on this water ride and my daughter loved this water ride so much. On the last time, I said, you get one more ride, we gotta go, you've been here for seven hours. She goes, we're gonna hit this thing four times in a row,

dad, I wanna do this thing four times in a row. And on these, it's like a rapid tube thing. Everyone sits in the area and you randomly get soaked. I got soaked four out of the four times of doing it in the last time right before we went to 101 temperature walking back to the car. So I go to sleep and I was super conscientious with Lily. I was like, all right, we have this dirty ass water on us.

We need to go home and we need to shower immediately. We go home, we shower. It's all piss in there. I wake up next day and my eye looks like this. What? Well, first off, you're a great dad for not leaving her in the car. That's happening a lot in California.

Is it? Is it? I read these articles a ton of time every day. a great dad for not leaving her in the car. That's happening a lot in California. Is it? Is it? It's happening. I read these articles like a ton of time every day. Now, can we justify leaving her in the car? Cause I mean, I've gone to like, you know, when you're at Shell gas station, you know, she's in the car.

If it's like a minute, I think you can do it. Yeah. How old are we talking? What? She's seven. She's seven. Oh, all right. She can turn the arrow.

She's figured it out. I lock it, is that is that is that like faux pas now? Well, am I supposed to bring her with me to go pay for the gas in the gas station? Don't we have to bring a seven-year-old with you in the men's room? It's weird. Well, I know good options No, don't let the Kevin you don't bring her There's one every episode Do we've gone on a lot of road trips and there's been those occasions where we go, and we have to go to some podunk crazy town off the 99 this, and there's like no one around,

and there'd be some weird people in there, and like it was before she could go by herself. And so like I'd have to go there, and I'd take her in the men's room, and you know sometimes they don't have those family bathrooms, it's pretty weird. But you gotta have your head on a swivel in there oh yeah never know what you might you know see yeah and you're in full bad mode like so

especially the gas station those are known homosexual hangouts I thought that was road stops oh both hey not when I was there the big joke in what was about Mary yeah we do a thing I love about Julian and Mark is like we have all the What's that the big joke in what was something about Mary? Yeah, we do the thing I love about Julian and mark is like we have all the same because I used to do a podcast with Julie yeah, see you that don't know games with names still doing it's great It's great pod, but all of our references were exactly the same yeah same age group same age age group And we have you know I I mean You're you're a little more knowledgeable and like the, the thespian world of like comedy.

Yeah. So like, I always have to, I would have to listen to like, how you would talk about a movie. I'm like, all right, yeah, I'm gonna go watch that movie. I don't say that I haven't seen the movie, I'll go watch it. So, and you know, he's leading me to some good movies.

What'd I lead you to, do you remember? What was it, it was a Scorsese one that I haven't seen that you and a software are arguing about. No, I love that one, I love that one. He thinks that's the best one. No, what was it, which one did you say? Mean Streets? After Hours?

Maybe it was After Hours, I hadn't seen that. Yeah, that's a good one. Oh, that's a classic. That's one of his faves too, so. I'm sorry I just got jumped on, I was explaining my B.I. No, what do you do with the I? Ice Benadryl so hit up my doc he gave me this Antibiotic ointment that I have to rub on every four hours clean just flew terrible idea so bad for that

recycled air but and then I have I take like a Like a Benadryl like once every six hours. Hopefully it goes down by tomorrow. What's the chute for? F***. Oh man. Can we say that? Yeah, we can cut it.

Yeah. It's for Grindr. Yeah. I feel like you're getting so much love right now because you crushed the roast. Right after the roast it was cool. Great set. It was fun and Sam was a huge part of that

I was always throwing them over like questions and stuff. I was like hey you think about this Oh, you already had it was like already great when you sent. No you gave us. I you tweaked something Hmm. I was to the room. He was part of the room How about that how about the the Aaron Hernandez joke you had that about him, but now that guy was hung I was like he fucking nailed the delivery. He nailed the joke. Damn. That was good.

I think you came to that, you threw something about an Aaron Hernandez joke in there. I don't think that was me. No, but you had something in there. And that joke actually made me think like, well, is it on limits? Right. Can we do that?

Because you said something, you added something like, I forgot which one it was, I'm sorry, I got hit in the head. I told Jeff Ross to make the Robert Kraft massage joke too. I killed you. That was off limits. I was fucking around. No, but yeah, I mean, I knew you would crush

because Julian has so much humility, it's like what made him a great football player is that he just prepares, man. He just like, we were talking, now you're doing it at the Comedy Store, right? You're like, I'm going up at the store. Oh, he's gonna fucking, he's gonna kill. You gotta prepare.

That was like, I was like shaking up there. This is the first time I ever done this. You couldn't tell. No, at the Comedy Store. So I got that rep which gave me confidence going into this thing. And especially, all I could see was people that I knew. Really, so like, at the comedy store,

you're in front of no one you ever met. Thank God there was like a 10 section of frat dudes that were freshly out of college or something that like loved football. So like I had a little, you know, cause that, that helps. That helps. Yeah, any kind of boost any kind of support yeah

And so I went up there and did that and I was like shaking the whole time But it was cool to get that rep under cuz then you you know some of those jokes People laugh, and then you don't know whether to go in the other joke right so you it gives you delivery like pauses that you Recognize that you'll get that I didn't know you guys may know that shit like all right It's gonna get a laugh, so you get right a 4b, but and then we go into our joke Yeah, I mean so you're way better at comedy than we are at football And for sure yeah, there was that one water bottle you dropped a couple

Do the bathroom key to me once and I dropped it and I never lived with that. Well you're a basketball guy. You'd be able to catch. Yeah, I'm not, I'm trained with the bathroom key. It's a weird shape. By the way, basketball, football, I'm surrounded by Jewish athletes. This is the first time in my life. Well, two questions.

When you were up there, did people do your, like a bit that was similar to yours where you had to scratch yours? And how is Nikki Glaser in bed no they we had a room I'll answer the first question we had like a room and we would kind of go over our bit. They made me do my act and then I went, I did like five, I did like 10, 12 minutes at the store. I only had five on the show. Oh, interesting.

And so, you know, I ran through a bunch of my jokes. Like I was running through my boys and then I ran through the room, like their direct or their production team and stuff and so then they Right the day before when they're going onto the prompter. They're like, alright I'm like no you gotta put this one on and it was going all the way down to like the final bit right So and then Gronk went completely off script really full. Oh, because I was sitting back there

I've never really seen this kind of stuff. so I'm sitting back there, I'm watching, like you're seeing who's on the prompter, like when I watch Kevin Harkin on that thing, he's such a professional, like he would go on this thing, he wouldn't even say anything, but he would say something along those lines, and then like he just, you could see who's pro in their world, you know, and then like Gronk went on,

and all our kind of guys went on, you just kind of see in there, like are they going with the prompter? No, he's going off, what's he gonna do? And Gronk went fully off and just started, he's like I had some jokes they didn't let me say so I wanted to say them. Oh yeah, might as well.

It was crazy. Most watched thing on Netflix ever, by the way. Was it? Yeah, 70 million views. Oh my gosh. Sheesh. So yeah. I think it's a success.

Yeah, I think so. It's like you and Cat Williams on Che Che. Those are like the two biggest things viewed this year. Man, wow. What about our society? By the way, Cat's William video is more of a roast than the fucking Tom Brady roast. Yeah. More strays.

Yeah, he had a lot of people on that thing. Yeah. Who? Cat Williams. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen clips. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I mean, but everyone's talked about it. He was Nate It was like the black Epstein list yeah name and names We had a I had a we had a Shannon Sharp joke on there. Well, you know it was about Kurt Reich Oh, yeah, it's Bert Kreischer's liver. So black. Yeah, it even did like four hours on the shin I think that was the one I said yeah

Yeah, that's yours. Card. I think that was the one I sent. Yeah. That's the one I sent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was yours? Yeah. Oh, that's a great line. I think that was it. Ha ha. We had some softer stuff. And he goes straight like, no, you need Black Joke right now.

Boom. Well, you had a good Black Joke out of the gate with Kevin Hart. So I was like, you need one more. I know. That is exactly how it went. And then once Nikki Glaser and Jeff Ross went up you're like, oh everybody's going hard Well, I mean right out the gate Kevin Hart even said some stuff like and which that's like a cool team play because he knew We were all nervous right right you know what I mean so like

He went out there kind of like looked out for us like alright guys. Don't worry Yeah, you know you're saying some stuff that like sure you know you probably that's comedy it's comedy he set the table and you rock the star David which I thought was oh yeah you got it appreciate it bro that forums an iron dome okay if Julian were the only Jews that we had, Hitler wouldn't even. Oh, that's true. He would've been fine.

That's true. He would've been like, look at them, they're so fucking strong. Yeah. I'm not gonna start war with these people. Yeah, and as a fellow 5'10 person, you're giving us hope. Yeah, you know.

It's for the shoot tomorrow, are you shirtless? No, but I think there will be some tank stuff. Pull up the body issue thing of Julian. This is crazy. Body issue? This is crazy. This is like 10 years ago now. But you still look pretty ripped, dude.

I'm pretty devious. Yeah, the ankle, I mean the calf is killing it. Hitting those stairs. Subway, baby. Yeah. The Subway joke, by the way, you had something in your special recently on Amazon, which is what? You changed? Yeah. You had that where you in your special recently on Amazon, which is what you changed?

Yeah, yeah, you had that subway joke. We were talking about like same had the subway because we took the subway here Yeah, and you had the subway joke about never make eye contact with Equivalent make an icon with a homeless person for a guy is like a woman making yeah. Yeah, it's the same thing fully fuck He's walking toward me. Yeah. Am I not supposed to say that? Cause, or am I not supposed to tell your special? No.

Did I give like a joke away? Look at him here. This is crazy. Whoa, mama. That's insane. Wow. Like what's the prep for this? Like how much are you cutting out carbs and stuff like that?

Jesus. Cause we've hung, you drink. I mean, you eat well. This is when I was playing. that. Jesus. Cause we've hung, you drink. I mean you eat well. This is when I was playing. Yeah. Jesus. So when I was playing like, I mean anything you put in your body was like diet,

like for like nutrition and stuff. And especially this time in my career like. This would have flipped Nick Cannon. Yeah. It was, you know in a lot of running, I was running a lot. So anytime you run, you sprint, you're always gonna be a lot lean cannon. Yeah. It was, you know, in a lot of running, I was running a lot. So anytime you run, you sprint, you're always gonna be a lot leaner.

Sure. And so this is like when I was in like some of the best shape of my life. Have you heard that these- But for this specific shoot, I didn't eat carbs for like two weeks going in. Wow. Jesus.

And you know what I mean, you cut after, like I needed it for workout in the morning, but if you cut out after 12 o'clock, then you, I don't know. I mean, the gays must love this too. This is so hot. Hey, I was on the cover of Spirit Magazine in 2015. Hey, there you go.

Was your dick in the pouch here? No, so dick is fully out. What? Fully out. How many people in the room? No, listen, listen, this is so, I was nervous about this thing. I'm like, wait, so this thing's like,

you're fully naked, right? And they're like, yeah. And we're talking to their production team. They're like, yeah, it's gonna be a very close set. Close set. There's gonna only be... Some guy's gonna bring his kid. He's like, yeah, check this out.

We roll up, there's 45 people there. You see those little hands right there? Those are all separate people that I'm jumping over with my shlong hanging out. Those are all separate different people holding that on like a, and I'm doing like a jump on a mat above this city line. So it was kind of crazy.

And so those are all different people and you take the shot and all of a sudden you go look over with the photographer cause you have to run over and you do it again. And like your dick would be hanging out on the shot and she's like, this is a great shot. And I'm like but my oh we can cut that thing out we're good this is what we're looking for I'm like oh my god you know you opened up you know it was a cold set it was a very very cold set they always do that deflated balls but yeah the uh deflated balls that's pretty good the one where your leg is out

my ball bag is so long it would have hung over the thigh. Large scrotum, huh? Yeah, well it's long. Long? Yeah. Greg Girodli said that great bit about you could tell he was getting older the first time he sat in the toilet and the balls dipped. Oh, yeah.

A dark moment. You call that a Belgium dip? A Belgium dip. Awesome powers, remember? Oh yeah. Or is that Mrs. Doubtfire? No, that was a funny story. I think it was when

Was a Belgium dip mrs.. Doubtfire when she put the cake face in her face. Yeah, right She goes oh, it's a little dip and drops in the tea. It was a run by a fruit. Yeah. Oh, yeah fully ball dick out Wow I Couldn't do it. Yeah, it was pretty uh Whatev I? Could cover with a baseball yeah Wow! I couldn't do it. Yeah, it was pretty, uh, whatev. I could cover with a baseball. Yeah. Yeah. Mark and I wrote a movie and we're like,

there's a scene where we're ass naked, and we're like, we gotta get that, we gotta get a hot room in there. Yes. We gotta make sure it's not cold. Please, for the love of God. Or I'll get a body double. We should get huge.

I roll into be your body double. Yeah, please. Like, wow. You know how I want a body double. I roll in to be your body double. Yeah please, like wow. You know how I want my body double to be, I can't speak, sorry, one of these. I want my body double to be that black guy with the giant dick. You know the guy I'm talking, it's crazy, we all know who I'm talking about.

Where you, oh, look at this new law that passed, your boy sends it to you, you sit down with the schlong. There he is. There he is. That would actually be a funny gag if we just used doubles but there were just black guys with huge dicks.

That is a funny gag. I feel like I get that meme at least three times a year. My favorite one is like, dude your favorite would be like Dustin Hoffman died and you're like, oh my god and you click on the link and it's just that. You're like Hoffman's fine. You can go everything on Google, huh? Mary Wood, huh? That was his name. That's fitting

Geez we were gonna put him on our movie, but he died recently. Yeah, so that did he? Yeah Well the dick it takes a lot of blood That's what they always said, you know on the street like oh and you're on the like at recess with your friends Like yeah, dude I heard this guy dick was so big that like he died because he had lack of blood flow to his head, like I remember talking about it, so this really happened. I remember that, oh yeah.

I don't know, I'm joking, but I'm sure it didn't help. Yeah, I couldn't. To get a boner for that guy, that's a lot of fuck fuck. What mixed news from a doctor, they're like, your dick is so big, you're gonna die. Yeah. You're like, well thank you. Do you guys remember that kid who was born

with a football shaped dick and they. Hey Arnold. Ha ha ha ha ha. Dick-a-lodian. I used to love that show. Oh yeah, that was good. Oh yeah, that was a classic. That was my thought process of what New York was.

As a West Coast kid, like, oh my God, you can play baseball between buildings. You're such a Bay Area guy It's so funny that you're this Boston legend because you're so I mean you know he you know who he took to the prom Oh, you got to tell this You can sell it Jerry Rice's daughter. Yeah, whoa And he answered the door fucking with you right now that was one time he did yeah, what time he like the first time he Didn't not he really mess with me. He just

Was like jacked in like a white beater with like a cool chain like and I saw his muscles and stuff It's Jerry Rice. You're like and he's one of your faves and he's one of everyone's face Yeah, I was not live your group in the Bay Area. I went to prom with Ray Rice's daughter That elevator was bad. But, alright. Brown Rice is her name. Okay, we're having fun. We are having fun. Dick Buccus. There he is. I typed in football shaped dick and this came up. No, it was a baby and then they did surgery on it because it was obviously going to fuck the kid up. And they made it, they gave it eight inches.

The predators always have an egg-shaped dick, they say. That's right. Epstein, the East Area rapist, always an egg-shaped dick. Really? Yeah, scrambled. No, they always say that though, Epstein had an egg-shaped dick. I heard the same, and Harvey had a weird dick, and Hitler had one ball. One ball.

And a micro penis, they say. Oh really? That's what I tell myself. He's a bad guy. What if he had a huge dong? I don't think he did you look it up I think he had a small dick. It's not big dick energy. Yeah, it's not but what if it was if Hitler had big dick energy He'd be like we should kill the Jews right? Yeah, don't be yelling it I'd say like chill and he wouldn't have to go full. I'll be like, yeah, I'm good I think I don't think he would do it. Yeah How's he doing? If you have big big energy probably so either? Yeah, if your dreams come true, you don't really turn a genocide

Artist he'd be running different trains He's from the Washington. Well back to dick buckets This is from the Washington Post. Well, back to Dick Buccus. Football-shaped dick. Oh, there you go. Hitler penis. Yeah, how is he looking? It says, all right, let's talk about Hitler's penis.

This is from the Washington Post. Nice. This is our news, baby. I got a new Hitler joke that's hitting. I say I was watching the Hitler doc with my friend. Which one? The one on Netflix? There's so many.

There's millions, but there's a newer one on Netflix, right? It's pretty, it's weird to say it's good. It's well done. But, uh, it's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one.

It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one? That's a new one. There's so many. There's millions, but there's a newer one on Netflix. It's pretty, it's weird to say it's good, it's well done, but really good. A great message. But no, my friend was like, you know who'd be a good Hitler is Kevin Spacey? And I was like, yeah, yeah, and he goes, but he's canceled. And I was like, he can't play Hitler? I think that'd be the perfect role then.

Exactly. That's how we get him back. That's a good point. They should make canceled guys play fucked up characters that we already hate Yeah, work your way back. Yeah So it does say you know their heels now. Yeah, they're heels you gotta go to the hillside exact hey We gotta earn you back. Yeah Depending on the case right what do we have on his? Any developments on Hitler's penis?

Big, big development. Hitler is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality. There it is. An undescended testicle. And a rare condition called penile hypsoesidesia. The urethra opens up under the skin of the penis and I pulled up a picture. It's basically a micro penis Pro peen hit there it is. It's why Hitler hated you dude. He never he never would have been on the body issue

That weird ass fucking winner. He wasn't circumcised Wow, there you go folks. Are you glad you don't have to I mean because you're still ripped I remember when we would change shirts together in the show and I'd be like fuck you'd be like oh I'm not in good shape and I'd be like well then what the fuck am I you know cuz he's like still very fit Yeah, how much how often do you work out? You know it I've been boxing a lot I go to this boxing gym Churchill over in Santa Monica With my boy Chris and Pedro like three I'll try to get three days a weekend. And then I've been going to Santa Monica Junior College or Community College, Santa Monica College,

and I've been putting the cleats on to see if I can run. You know, and like, it reminds me that I shouldn't be. You know. You shouldn't be running? Yeah, but it feels good, but it feels good. But I've been running, you know. And then I'll get like two, three lifts in a week so.

Oh that's a lot. So that's like six workouts right? Yeah but sometimes I'll run and then I'll go lift like a quick lift just to get a pump or something. Yeah. You know I'll go crazy if I don't. That's good, that's healthy. Good for the brain, good for the stress.

If I, I've been biking a bunch, too. I take my bike from where I live and I'll go all the way down to like Marina Del Rey or Playa Del Rey, which is like it's like a 30 mile bike ride. Geez. But you're like all along the beach and stuff. So it's kind of it's chill. Yeah. So I do that. I'll go grab a smoothie, you know, and then, you know, everything's kind of tailored around kid schedule. Right. And I mean, right now, and then, you know, everything's kinda tailored around kid schedule. Right.

And I mean, right now, she's not in school, but you gotta, I drop her out of school, you go to gym, then I go handle work calls, then I pick her up, and then, you know, we got soccer and tutor, I mean, it's like. Wow. And you keep it. Can I ask on those 30 mile rides, you listening to music or listening to podcasts

or just zenning? I change it up. Like sometimes if I have, like I have to digest content for me to stay in my work field, like for football, like I'll listen to certain podcasts and I'll listen to certain shows

just to kind of hear what the headlines, what people are talking about. Yeah. Audio regulars, ones you like, your go to. I like the Colin Coward show I like McAfee show I'll listen to part of my take I was just talking about those guys yeah awesome you know and you know I've seen them from the very beginning you know watching them and it's been cool so I've always kind of listened to them and a

lot of their humor was sport is similar to my humor. I think McAfee does a great job of bringing in like the locker room vibe of how he joned with each other on his show. Or you know, like that's how the locker room is. You know? And so I like watching that. But they also deliver, they kind of give you,

they give you a good perspective on how, you know, it's just not like so TV anchory you know sure yeah he's got a tank it's different and those guys have been in the locker room so right they got good perspective so I like listening to those shows I like I like the comedic relief from like the PMT and those guys yeah they're funny as hell and they also deliver the news and and and what's going on in sports in a very unique way so I like listen to to how they talk and what they do. And you're also, I like listening to podcasts

because I have a podcast. We still do games and names. And you're constantly trying to get better and just interview style and all that shit. Yeah, yeah. So new. Where are you at on Stephen A? I actually, I like Stephen A. I I don't mind as much as this guy

I mean I think his if you listen to him like he Cuz I'm in that world where you have like a time limit to talk and what you have to get thought process around and your Prove-it points and stuff. He's like a polished motherfucker when he talks on yeah, literally his face is polished No, he's he's like he's a very smart dude Now, I don't always agree with a lot of his takes. Yeah, yeah. But I think he's like. No, I'm fucking around.

He's obviously a pro. Yeah, he, you know, there's a reason why there's like only two people at ESPN now. I know, right? It is pretty weird though, isn't it? It's like, man, they fired so many good people over there. Times are changing, I don't know, man. It's, you know, they fired so many good people over there. Times are changing, I don't know, man. They're trying to bring in that world

of how us younger people digest content. That's through what we're doing right now, podcasts. The Pat McAfee Show, that's essentially, they're trying to capture podcasts on TV for people that haven't really gone over to that market. And that's why it's a hit. You're crushing on TV right now, the sports show every Sunday morning.

Yeah, Fox kickoff. Schrager and everyone. Yeah, Schrags is awesome. Yeah, yeah. Chris Thompson, Charles Woodson. Yes, it's a good show. And Mike Vick, yeah, it's fun. It's been a really great environment,

and I've been in that world now going on. This is gonna be my fourth year, crazy, crazy. You remember when we were coming out here doing Inside the NFL, I think you, I was a little stressed about that at first when I had to do that, it's different. And anytime you haven't done something, it's terrifying.

I don't know, at least for me. And so I've gotten some ropes under and then I went to the Fox and Fox is live TV. So it's different from live to tape where you could mess up a little bit. As comedians our dick gets hard when we hear live TV because like we can ruin a show. Yeah. We get so excited. Like I did a show recently on ABC and it was not live but I was like I'll just fuck it

up so much they can't edit it without my jokes and I walked out and they were like what the fuck did he just do? Who books these for you? My publicist who gets really angry every time. She's like, I just got yelled at again. And I'm like, I can't believe they keep allowing me in here. Like, that's insane. I mean, you've done it on a lot.

I go on a wormhole of those things all the time. But I don't, as comics, Mark and I, we do those and we're like, oh, we can do anything. And it's like so tempting to do something horrible, but like I guess for you guys you're more like oh no We just have to not fuck up a word or take or something. Yeah, and you know We're like we've been away from like the English world for 15 years, you know when you're football you're not like practicing you guys are talking and you guys are like writing shit and like yeah

yeah you can fuck talking in a locker room and talking to like a broadcast of people is different is different right now there's like certain so there's a there's a training mechanism to kind of try to bring that locker room talk in and also be able to portray to people how It's a good point. How we all talk and you know There's it's execution of being able to get like your point across give a couple nuggets about that point Wrap it up and get it all in 35 to 45 seconds and then try to give a layup to your partner Who's sitting next to you? You know that's like it's like you're trying to have a good show every time. Well, that's why Charles Barkley's great,

because he's great at broadcasting, but he's also half in a locker room where he's like, oh, San Antonio women are fat as hell, you know? Yeah! That was an amazing sound bite. Oh, yeah. Those guys are the, I love watching them. I love Barkley.

I don't even watch basketball. I'll watch just the halftime show a lot of times. I got you more in the basketball. You got me in the Bronson. You got me in the Bronson. Bronson. Yeah, you were talking about him years ago. You're like, I like this guy when I first got him.

Yeah, he's a man. And he's turned into a, you know. You're fucking Celtics. We would talk shit to each other all the time. Of course, Julian's fucking everyday cheering on the Celtics. It happened. Yeah, they Celtics. It happened. 18?

It's crazy how many, you have to understand how spoiled Boston sports fans are because of how many championships, you know it. They've grown up with every one of the major teams winning and you guys won fucking six in the last 25 years. Yeah. And you were part of three of them. Yeah, you know, it's crazy,

cause I grew up a Bay Area fan, but like when you go to Boston and like you rub elbows with the other guys and you meet a couple Celtics, you do a charity event with some Bruins, you see a couple Red Sox at another charity event, like you guys all kind of like root for each other and you feel that vibe from the whole city.

It's like a real true pro sport town. Oh yeah. It's a town, you know what I mean? This is a big ass city. You guys are competing with fashion and this and that. Out there it's like education and pro sport. That's true. You know what I mean?

That's what Boston is and some good ass clam chowder and stuff. Yeah, yeah. And the cool people. Great, I love I love I might take my special. Yeah, it was there So like and you did the we just did the Wilbur what no, I'm doing the Wilbur You're doing I'm doing a live show of the podcast games with names. Who do you know the guests are you? We got a couple. I don't know if we're allowed to Yeah, but you know, it's you know, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be pretty good. We got some good folks coming.

We got a couple past legends, couple maybe current peeps. Ooh baby. You know, we'll see. Who's like a dream guest for you to interview? All right. All right. I've been holding that.

Who's a dream guest for you to interview? I would love to get like, I would love to get like Michael Jordan. Oh, live. or like Tiger Woods Someone not in our sport. I you know I love our sport But like I'm still I'm interested in that I've heard the stories of a lot of you know I don't know them all but you know you hear the story of the story of the story from there You know coach this that I want to learn about these other sports and how these other guys are yeah more

You know like when we have I Think we're gonna have Paul Pierce on again and like his brain is great. You know it'll it'll be I mean I hated his fucking guts, but he's great. He was a hateable guy because he was just always nasty He was if you I call shit And he won't give Brunson any fucking love and then he fucking burned the Brunson Jersey. Did he? We started he stomped it. He lost a bet with Garnec because Garnett gives a lot of love the Brunson jersey. Did he? Oh, he stomped it. He stomped it. He lost a bet with Garnet, because Garnet gives a lot of love to Brunson. Yeah.

Garnet's cool. I like Garnet a lot, the way he talks about the game, but he lost a bet he had to wear a Brunson jersey, and he honored it, but then after he took it off, he took a video of him stomping it. I'm like, dude, you're in your 40s. What are you doing? That's impressive, yeah.

It's insane. You know who Garnet reminds me of on T, like, his basketball version of our like, Ray Lewis. That's impressive, yeah. That's insane. You know who Garnett reminds me of on T, like his basketball version of our like Ray Lewis. Yes. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Without the murder, yeah. Because like, anytime I hear,

I used to work with Ray Lewis. Really? Yeah, on Inside the NFL. Holy moly. And so anytime this guy would talk, he would be like, you wanted to run through a brick wall afterwards. Like we're in a production meeting,

he's like, all right I know we have to do this You're gonna have to be like and like how he talks is crazy I just want to run through a brick wall and like any time you listen to KG He's just talking about like intensity like that's kind of dude. He is a dog. You know, they're like same kind of shit I love them, but I did call out Ray that I think a lot of his a Lot of his posts his speeches come from the gladiator movie. Yeah, yeah This dude loves the gladiator. I went to Rome together. That's why I know Wow Really? He did a we did a convention in Croatia sports convention together

and then we're like I was like, oh I'm going to Rome come with me and Ray came and He we went to did some content at the Coliseum what and watching Ray Lewis going to the Coliseum We're like the original gladiators fought and all that stuff like just the aura you feel of it that word aura Everyone's talking about You know to see him it was like a watching a kid go into a candy shop This guy was like so juiced up just from seeing like the Prehistoric yeah, I'd eaters. It is kind of badass. It is of course gnarly yeah that movie gets me kind of jay There's a number two coming out. I saw that trailer. I didn't see I haven't seen the trailer about it Denzel

Denzel what Denzel is fucking he's a little old for that is he not well. He's not the gladiator. No no no no no Who's the glad gladiator. No, no, no, no. Who's the gladiator? I don't know, I'll look it up. Oh, let's see a little, little, little thing. This is it! We going for a ring, man! Nothing else don't matter, man! But he's coming today! That's what loyalty is! Loyalty is to look inside your heart and find out who you really are! Make sure you look at your teammates today and you come out and you give pure hell today! This team ain't ready for us! Let's prove that they ain't ready for us!

No one does that for us in comedy. That's why we're all lazy and hungover. We need someone to fucking do that to us. Yeah. Oh my god. It's pretty chilly. Oh, I got chills. He's a badass.

I remember when he beat the Giants in 2001. That fucking sucked. We had one man It was a run back run 2000 2000. It was a 2001 January whoo who was this guy? I hate that I hate that the I get so mixed up with sport year and super bold date Right because it's usually the next year right right right right? It's like I fucked up your covering from me. I was, I got it wrong. But-

No, really, I swear to God. We argue about this shit all the time. You know our producer Soap said he's not here because he's a huge Bills fan, but he wanted to meet you still. Yeah. He rolls here every week in his fucking Josh Allengers. Yeah.

And he was like, of course, he goes, what a patriot move to not show up, to show up to one week I'm not here. And I was like, you course, he goes, what a patriot move to not show up to show up to one week I'm not here and I was like you got it. You got to tell two stories for him. One is You got a dildo thrown at you, right? And wasn't that me? It was on the field after oh wow in Buffalo It was Buffalo with Buffalo. You guys always cook old orchard. Yeah, we used to go up there and You know we you took put a stomp in home What a lot was that where you guys got we put a stomp in home a lot. Was that where you guys got stuck as a team

and that was like the first time you bonded with Tom? Old, yeah, we, it was like. Decent size hog. Yes, there's the dildo dong. It wasn't cold in that room. That wasn't a historic. We're in the red area and I'm pissed. I think I was pissed after this play or something.

I remember all of a sudden I'm like, I don't know if they have the play where was I or I was walking back and I saw it But I saw it and I should see a dick get thrown or a dildo on there and I look over there and like It says Brady's dildo or Brady's dick or something No, that's not it. That's a new one. Yeah. Oh, look at this nice thing now. That's their thing. Whoa! That's a modern day. Look at it, I'm telling you

all the orchard gets crazy. These fucking TikTok kids have to ruin it with that song though. There's some fat housewife going, I'm gonna jerk off a lease at the foot. Where the hell is this? Oh, it's on the field again. Yeah, right, they have those things. What are those, they have those party stores. Yeah, it's like Party USA store in a strip mall.

You know in Buffalo they sell do-dos for that. They always have decorative stuff for the local team. Sure. Dude, that was where you guys got stuck over there. Yeah, we got stuck in Rochester, New York. And that's where he's from Rochester. He's from Rochester? Yeah.

Yeah, so we got snowed in. I think it was my rookie year. It was either my rookie or my second year. My second year. It was my second year in the league. And we'd just clinched the division in Buffalo, and we got snowed in, but there was an international hockey tournament,

so there was no hotels for us, but we could not fly. So we took a bus in this snowstorm to Rochester, New York, and we stayed in Rochester and went to this dinosaur barbecue place. Oh, I know it. Yeah. That's their only thing there. It was delicious.

It's great. Delicious barbecue. Spectacular and like a lot of the team was there We were all it was kind of like a celebratory kind of thing and we don't really do that the Patriots like we don't like Really? Yeah, like not with coaches like there's some you know, like it was we just clinched we all snowed in they couldn't do any Of their work we couldn't do any of our work And so like we all ventured over this place and that's's when you know we had a beer chugging contest. Yeah Brady's freaking good really you kind of beat him. I kind of beat him, but he said I dropped a little on my on my Shirt even though that's bullshit. Come on. He's obsessed with he's pretty good though really. He's pretty fucking good Wow, I'm shocked the guy can chug a beer you can chug a beer good. You can chug a beer though

I can chug a beer too. Yeah, it's a jaw technique thing. Oh, yeah I can kind of like have you seen the movie phenomenon with my John Travolta. Yeah, where he gets shocked by lightning Well, I broke my phone. I can't believe you saw that. I saw it too. I love that movie really I loved it I was like 10 years away. Yeah, you know what I'm thinking of Michael Michael. Yes, Michael fucking that's a bad movie Okay, but now when I was crazy like speak Michael. Yes, Michael fucking that's a bad movie, okay? Phenomena was great. He could like speak Portuguese like and he was reading books member s exactly I love that But like it was like I broke my jaw never since then I could fucking chug beers someone Water can we get two water bottles in here? I want to see how fast he chugged oh

chug My wife water bottles are difficult you it's like the boot in beer fest you got to spin it I love that you seen every fuck you that's a funny movie. I have a lot of I don't know that movie that crazy Well, yeah, but I have a group of friends that reference it all the time so like I feel like I know the movie, okay? What's like your go-to comedy when you're like? I need to just like there's like my comfort watch. I love Dumb and Dumber. Classic. Yeah we talk about it all the time. We have like a whole language on that like that's where like this whole like me loving burgers and burger time, how's your burger like that's how we used to talk to each other. You're stupid. Even the soundtrack to that movie I just like hear random songs like it's on like my pre-show playlist cuz like three of them yeah put me in a good mood yeah

she's a vegetarian I also one of my real go-to's I love super bad ah classic because I remember seeing that in the theater right when I was I was like a freshman in college or maybe my second year in college but I would just move to Ohio and I was on a date with college or maybe my second year in college, but I had just moved to Ohio and I was on a date with a girl. We went to Matt and A, $5 movie, and we were sitting there, the first slide, he's talking about hiding his porn name to his mom,

the credit card bill. I'm sitting here dying. It was like the funny, because I remember doing those things. You know, like, oh shit, I used my mom's credit card. She's gonna find out about, you know what I mean? It was just such a funny movie. I was crying.

I remember just being hysterical the whole movie because it was so familiar to my age. Yeah, McLovin. Where I was. Oh, they had a great line in that where he goes, I saw her tits, it was like the first time I heard the Beatles. Yeah.

You said super troopers or super bad? No, he stared at his eye. No, he stared at his eye. No no no sugar tits This is definitely. I want to see how fast I'll chug All right, I'm pretty sure I'm I putting you on the on this spot too much as water all right ready set All right chew off. Whoa you spilled a little Tom Brady. Call you all right all right. It's been a while man Tom Brady calling you. All right, all right. It's been a while. Man. Okay, boy. I was chugging beers. That was like my party trick back in the day. I was going to hit me a beer.

Didn't we do it a couple times? We did it. Yeah, yeah. It feels like I'm at your bar mitzvah. Where? No, Julian has definitely showed up to the cellar with me. We were both legless for sure. Yeah. We're Liz at the cellar dude you fucking assholes those dude we met Shane Gill you brought Shane Gillis He was there one time yeah who else we met I met some really cool dudes

And it's been really cool to see you guys that was like three years ago. Yeah like there's been Special like you see it now more like I wasn't like a love football. He was pumped to meet you yeah, and and Some of my super one of my favorites was I brought Julian to the cellar and one of the bouncers there now more like I wasn't like that. Shane loves football, he was pumped to meet you. Yeah. And one of my favorites was I brought Julian to the cellar and one of the bouncers there goes, oh man, can I get a picture with you? And they take a picture and the second he takes the picture he goes, go Giants. Immediately, like he just wanted that moment but he was like, I was like, and Julian was cool about it.

I was like, alright. Yeah, I mean, who cares? I mean, I was like. Yeah, what are you gonna do? Yeah, well I used to love the Niners and stuff, I was like alright. Yeah, I mean who cares. I mean I was yeah What are you gonna do? Yeah? Well? I used to love the Niners and stuff I was like that way too, but you get a lot of hate on the street though like from Jets fans Oh, yeah, you get a lot of love, but you also get the like that obligatory. Yeah, New York like fuck you, dude You did this to the Jets. Yeah, it's usually construction workers cops or you know it's been I've it's it's it's like a fun You know it's been I've it's it's it's like a fun

Banter yeah, it's not with the New Yorkers No, because they respect the fuck out of you, but like they'll give you like oh, man I was such a big fan and take a picture and all of a sudden while they leave go Giants you know like you know you were almost a giant which is so yeah up to me because like that's my team and It's great if you left for theants, that would have been fucking insane. It would have been, I mean, it would have been cool. That's one of their pitches to me. I remember being on that trip, I think it was Coach Izzo, their special teams coordinator,

and they brought me around, and they were like, could you imagine being in New York City running a punt back in front of the medical? By the way, the stadium's in New Jersey. Yeah, I know, I know. Can you imagine being in New York City running a punt back in front of them by the way the stadiums in New Jersey Yeah, I know no can you imagine me in a new york's like wait? I think I said that to Larry and I was like we're in New Jersey the officers are jerseys But I did think about that and Kauffman was literally if Boston was like look Can you imagine me in a boss and like we're in Vermont right now?

New Hampshire yeah, New Hampshire you must a ton, because we get shit just as comics where like I'll get these kind of half insult compliments where they're like hey great show, my wife hates you. Or whatever, but do you get stuff like that where it's like this backhanded oh you missed that pass there dickless. Nah, you get a lot of dick writing on Brady. Oh yeah, yeah. Writing his dick. I mean fuck. That's tough. Someone had to catch the ball dude every great quarterback has great receivers. It's a game mate. Brett would be the guy. Also Brett. I hate when people say Brady had no receivers. He had you, he had fucking Welker, he had Gronk, he had Randy Moss, he had so many fucking great receivers.

He wouldn't he's never said that.'s never said that people in Boston would complain Sometimes about that. Yeah, but that's just that's just fandom and everything. Yeah. Yeah, you know everyone's trying to hate on Boston anyway No, they love I mean they always took us in pretty well for sure no I and I fucking that's the thing is like as a comedy city Boston is like it is top Oh, it's like five for me. It's gotta be You don't have a fun town and ever and you know you can say you can probably get away with a lot in Boston Oh, yeah, oh my god. I said horrible including a hate crime Karen Reid

Yeah, my opening in Boston that I did the Schubert I don't know two weeks ago, and I was like I hope it on bomb or as you call it a marathon Two weeks ago and I was like I hope it on bomber as you call it a marathon That's great Boston's great I was there for that almost man really yeah, it was crazy we were it was offseason training and That's like a big weekend in Boston when you go to the marathon St. Patty's Day and opening day. Those are like the three big send-offs before summer. And we just finished our run or something.

We had to run in the morning. And then you were free to go. And a lot of guys were already on their way there. And we were in a car to go to the marathon because it's like a fun time. Sure. And all of a sudden, everyone everything's you know everyone's like no We can't go we can't go like my buddies got like turned away from like the communal commuter rail and stuff

Oh boy, it was gnarly damn sad yeah They got the guy we went met with the both of them. We met with one of the cops that got blown up Close after I've what's his name? I forgot, man. I'll have to edit that in. My bad. We'll find him. We'll just dub a name in. Yeah.

Officer Johnson. Officer. That was crazy. I remember when Big Poppy was like, this is our fucking city. That was a pretty cool moment in the sport. It would kind of remind me when Piazza after 9-11 hit that home run against the Bay.

I was like, that was- Did they win? they won they won that one in the Mets fashion They won a regular season game that was that was all That was all they could give this Would you eat their bug? After a Katrina the Saints won the Super Bowl and I needed that that was big that was cool soon in 10 Yes, officer Simmons Simmons. There you go Yeah, that was big. That was cool. 2010? Yes. Officer Simmons. Simmons, there you go. Yeah that was a that was a crazy time man. They caught those dudes on a houseboat. One of them, yeah they got them both. That's good color on that right there. You see that? Yeah,

that guess who took that picture right here. There he is. That's a good eyebrow. Yeah. You look very tan. I know. You look like you just spent two weeks in the Bahamas. I had to make up. I was pale as a ghost My beard is nicely yeah beer go. That's all my agent's boyfriend Dan Perry shout out Dan He's the best he did my my hair and and everything the grooming all that stuff. He he's it's hilarious He cuts like he's like oh, I just cut Marcus Strowman's hair. Oh shit. He's like the private barber at all these, like athletes. Yeah, he's got a cool life.

He kept me happy. You gotta have your barber, dude. I got a New York barber. I just got a fresh cut. Let me see, oh, you look good. Look at that. Yeah, yeah, they're great bubs, but. What a hat on.

We call it the Charlottesville. It's great. Yeah. No, it looks good. High in type, baby. That's a good looking. I gotta cut out my grays, bro You don't know keep the gray. I'm gray as fuck. Gray is good. We're all going gray. Who cares? Women like gray. Distinguished. I'd rather be a silver fox doggie. Yeah Clooney's still killing it. Have you seen him all? He's the coolest human ever. He's a cool dude. He just gives millions of dollars away for Christmas or something. Does he have the suitcases? Yeah, how would you, by the way, he gave away away the suitcases like of a million to like his 14 closest

Yeah, you like to be like French Was like I'm like I always text him happy birthday. We grew up together. I was a good guy I mean honestly if I got that I'd be like this is a fucking hassle. How are we gonna launder this? We're gonna report this yeah True you report this money. Oh, you just this is where you pay cleaners and this, that? We're trying to get that Casamigos money with our bodega cat. Yeah, bodega cat.

We're trying to fucking rock, yeah. Look up Clooney Cat Litter. He had a great joke. What? Okay. But you got a good look, because you can go ethnic. Look at that. Or you could go Italian, you could go...

People do confuse me, they claim me. I'll get people be like, I get Italian a lot. Yeah, I mean you look like a third-rate. I'll get people be like I get Italian a lot. Yeah Yeah, it just means like cool Jew I think yeah I can see Italian a little man maybe confident Jew. Yeah, Italian you look like to toro like a hotter to toro I go great. I got a to toro rack. Have you never seen the movie quiz show. Oh, yeah, it's a fucking all-timer man That's picture quiz show. It's a fucking good great 90s flick that I'm gonna check it out for directed. It's awesome, dude It's a great finds. Yeah. Yes good flick in to Turo took a great game show. It's killed one best picture

Yeah, it's killer. Oh, you're right. Yeah, oh like running man Running man's a good flick too Yeah, oh like running man. Oh, honey man's a good flick to different The dude who produced it this guy is pretty crazy. He walks up my street He just walks up and down and he told me yeah, I produced a running man man. Wait wait the Schwarzenegger movie Yeah, oh wow that's a fun one. That's all it's so fun. Remember the dude the Christmas lights They had all the wrestlers Jesse Ventura was in there I used to love those movies That's a fun one. That's old. It was so fun, I remember the dude, the Christmas lights. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, that's fucking. And they had all the wrestlers,

Jesse Ventura was in there. That's right. I used to love those movies. Oh yeah, the 80s. Schwarzenegger's a fucking man. What year was it? Have you ever met Schwarzenegger? I have.

You met him? What? I have. How was that? He said he had nice calves. Really? Yay! I don't know, I was a little in shock.

I was rehabbing my ACL and I was out here and I was out in LA and I went to this facility that he goes to and We introduced each other and he goes nice calves And I even yeah, it was cool, I love Who's like a random legend who's a fan? Who like hit you up, who's like, that was like a big one. No one's like hit me up, but when you could always, I don't know, like I met Casey Affleck,

and he was pretty cool. That's Boston royalty. Yeah. Oh yeah, he's a good actor. You could just tell, he knew he watched the games, and so you could always tell who's watching. I remember when we had Shawn Michaels. Wahlberg's pretty pretty cool Walberg's well, you know, yeah when we had Shawn Michaels on our show He was like gushing over really and he was saying Julian should join the WWE. Whoa

sexy man alive John Michaels, you just a boy Would you ever do that wrestling? I so when I went to, I did a documentary in Mexico City for the NFL to promote the Mexico City game. And it was me and Amandola, and we went and trained with some Nacho Libre guys, or what are they, Resso Libre, what are they called? Oh yeah.

Uchadores. We went to a place, an actual city. I don't know if there's something in there. I went to that same wrestling show. Who's that? Midgets and everything. This is the guy that produced Running Man. Is this the guy you're running to?

No, different guy. This is Starsky from Starsky and Hutch. Oh wow. Different guy, but I don't wanna put him up there because I don't wanna show people where he lives. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

But where was I? Luchadores. Luchadores. Luchadores. So we went and trained with him for a day. And we did like, we were learning this move where we'd go off the, the, the ring. And like you jump up. And you grab the guy by his neck and you swing him down. Oh yeah.

We were, we were to pick it up in a day. Nice. I could pick, I bet you could. But it, dude that shit was hurting. That's, that's like, that hurts. Oh it's like acrobatics. Like I'm like no way dude, I'm you could do it. Dude, that shit was hurting. That hurts. Oh, it's like acrobatics. I'm like, no way, dude. I'm fucking hurt. You could blow a peck or something so easy in that. I was watching the Money in the Bank

wrestling thing the other day, just like threw it on, and it's six women doing a ladder match, and the shit they were doing to each other, I was like, I've never seen this in any ladder match where they're just like throwing their bodies onto the ladder. Yeah. I'm like, that fucking, that hurts. That hurts.

There it is. Yes, we were in training. Wow! What the fuck? See, we did that back thing right there. See where he's getting his neck? Right there. What the fuck is he doing?

Oh my, how soft is that mat? Is it soft at all? I mean, it breaks a little, but not when you're going like seven feet in the air. Yeah. It's still seven feet in the air with your weight, your mass. Wow. Damn.

Yeah, I saw this live with the wife. We went down there, got some beers, some midgets. It was great. McAfee's done. He's doing WrestleMania and stuff. I thought he did well when he did. You know who's fucking great at it is- Gronk does it too.

I think Gronk's done a couple bits. Did I tell you I did a corporate gig with Gronk? Yes, you did who's fucking great at it is wrong does it too. I think grunk's done a couple bits I tell you I did a corporate gig with grunk. Yes, you did How was he a German man kissed us both on the mouth? Really? Yeah, he was like it was grunk was there to like party with them, and I was there to do stand-up and grunk had the easier job Just said the drink with them. I had to fucking, they were not, they were not a good crowd. It was like 25 minutes of me proving I'm not a fucking chump and people yelling

out like, you suck! And I'm like, I couldn't get it. They were just screaming shit. They were animals. And by like minute 25, I had them. And then I was like, I'll give them five minutes of hard jokes. Got a few big pops and I was like, I'm out. The guy who ran it was the nicest guy, but it was the the most it was just the weirdest gig we was like come party with us I'm like I just bombed yeah this is that's the crowd I know I don't want to hang out I don't want to run into the you suck guy right good point but he was but it's gotta be tough you know Gronk was he was cool as fuck I told I told him we're buddies and what yeah look at them. 6'4". No, he's 6'6". Woo!

270, bro. He's tall. Fun guy. Oh, he's awesome. Yeah, they're like, he's one of your best buds. Yeah. Gronk is He gets like this whole party rap, but he's actually like just a he's a really health conscientious dude Mm-hmm. Like he's very calculated and all like he he puts down on paper like now I'm paid like verbatim But like he'll like plan out what he wants to do this like he's very Responsible Damn Lucha Libre oh hey so good damn hey fucking wrestling is really fun. That's his boy mojo Did you see brides? Do you see Brunson at wrestling the other night?

Oh, dude, you got to pull up this clip of Brunson and Halliburton. I gotta go Have you been in a while? We got to go to a match. He didn't go in the ring though Where's the next mess? He did went in went in the ring. He went in the ring? Yeah. What? It's in Indy or something, isn't it? Oh, it's Logan. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Halliburton. Oh, that hurt. Knocks out of the playoffs. That's... There was a great stare down before, but yeah, here he comes. Wow, he can take a beating, Brunson. Oh, he's a fucking badass. I mean, this is...

Is that you on the left? Who's that guy? Oh, he's fine. Who's the other guy? Tyrese Halliburton from the Pacers. They knocked us out in seven. But her whole team was injured. I'm just happy you got in the next year. Of course the Gardeners turned into the MVP. Because it's in New York. But they're buddies. I mean it's fun.

Wrestling is fucking fun. It's a fun. It's good acting. It really, dude, it's sports and entertainment. Yeah. It's Broadway for men. Yeah. Fully.

Straight men. Nah. I like, I like Broadway too, but yeah, wrestling's fucking great. It's fucking, it's fun. I've never been, I've never seen live. Except for the Mexican Yeah, I haven't really I don't my dad took me when I was real young I don't remember though. Who is your who is like your wrestler growing up stone-cold. Yeah. Yeah, she's fucking get two cokes

Spore on myself when he'd win Go to my buddy's house who had an illegal box to watch the pay-per-view Like oh, yeah, I used to, I like The Rock a little bit. I like Sting. I like D-Generation X, like X-Pac. Oh dude, the suck it? I got suspended from school for doing the suck it. Who danced?

There was a movement. It wasn't even me. Or it was, the teacher didn't see me. A lady walking by the school. Wave down Mr. Call Callis RIP my guy told him got fully suspended what what a Karen coming out of the bushes the originator of Karen yes full Karen you'll die alone literally yeah had to god that was bad you're a kid at school. That's what you do

Oh, I saw. Well, you know when your teacher would like or in the yard We had like time where you had to sit and eat and the yard that he would walk back and forth It's like the guard, you know, who wasn't looking like suck it. Yeah Remember mr. Remember mr. Sacco you put the sock on them. Yes. I saw it. I got thrown out of class. I remember you Telling me that story. Yeah. Yeah, you put a a sock in your hand you stick it down their throat. Yeah, oh shit Yeah, you get in trouble for that one that was that was my fault. He was the I met him once He's cool as fuck. That's aggravated assault. It is pretty much. Oh wow. I never did the sock move Mankind he was a fucking man dude. Yeah, I was attack match or something

Oh my god that guy took fucking fucking, he took a beating. Crowbar. Oh Jesus. The mandible claw. You know how hard, for real, getting fish hooked or having shit in your mouth like that, that hurts. Yeah, well that's what Vince McMahon got in trouble for for real.

What, that guy like can't, it's so weird to build that and you just can't show up anymore. I know, that's sad. He built it, but he's like, you just can't poop on employees. I guess not. Is that what happened? Yeah, he was shitting on women's chests.

Like, you just said it was such a straight face. You said it like you were reading off a court document Dana white you hear that don't shit on anyone's chest. We like the UFC Here it is mark. Here it is the stock with the u.s. WWE. Is that right? Yeah. Oh shit You got the sock in the rock What? Do you have any Rex Julian? Any recommendation I got some peeves if you have any.

Four peeves, either one. My recommendation Reebok. Is to watch You Changed. Oh! On Amazon. Thank you. Good one, good one.

The Sam Morell. Good one. Special number two. Had one at a different place, but we wanna be the same. Number six, but. Hey, look at that. The two big ones. but hey big one. So it's your big one. Oh, hi Yeah, you're like you're the show took a weird turn here

Was waving where is that at? That's the Wilbur. Yeah bean town The Wilbur is that where we're oh shit the Wilbur's one. I've been there. I've seen a concert there. It's beautiful You're gonna kill it. It's a great room for comedy and anything Yeah, man. I feel like a talent show We get up there and like singing and dance Maybe like one of those old like 1950s like shows you could do That's like better than I thought it would be though You can kind of dance

I'm a receiver in national football. They gotta have some footwork. Yeah. Oh, yeah cut a rug or two To be the hardest part by the NFL. I mean obviously the gridiron, but what about the locker room those swinging dongs everywhere I mean, it's like You're swinging on vines just to get to the shower Yeah, Tarzan in there. It's all dick. You don't want to be a National Geographic birdwatcher Yeah, no bird watch. Gotta be respectful. No bird watching. Just uh No bird watching. Yeah blinders on But they're swinging they must be there's some guys, but this is the most elite men in the world. Yes, exactly

It's a lot. It's it's a large group. Yeah, really. You can't help but admire by accident sometimes. Of course, the talent. I'm straight, but look, that's fucking crazy. Oh yeah. It's been a few. It's past the knee. Yeah.

There was a scene at any given Sunday where they had a black guy with just an enormous dick. Really? They just kept it in. It was like a weird scene where Cameron Diaz just talking to a guy with just a giant hog. Wow. I was like what director was like we got to make this real Let's audition some giant cocks for this movie and they that was kind of a good movie though Oh as fun as hell Al Pacino Jamie Foxx

They threw up that Pacino speech during one of the Knicks playoff games of course they cut out the best parts where he's cursing but That can't be it. Oh I've pictured better than that yeah maybe it wasn't great but with her shaking the hand I'm this is kind of hot the background looks like maybe it was the whole take no the jack maybe I write the whole thing like Davis ah that Chris Penn is that Schrager who that was it looks like Davis from the owner of the Raiders? Oh? Not ow son, which is um huh, Mark?

Looks like Mark Davis hmm No way Oh Karen Diaz was hot back in the 90s huh? I still you still headed. Oh sure I'd hit her dad But yeah, she was something she used to sell weed to Snoop Dogg at Hollywood High. Really? Yeah, fun fact. I heard about that. Hollywood High was a big hotspot.

I mean she had a fucking problem. Wasn't that Long Beach? Was that Long Beach? I thought Hollywood High was right on Sunset. I don't know if it was, I think they both, I think it was Long Beach. Oh, maybe, you're probably right. LBC is kinda high being snoop, isn't it?

You're right, LB. Listen, listen. All right, here's a peeve. Yeah, hit us. First of all, I got two. One, I'm sick of QR codes. Can we get done with the QR code with the menu? I know it's a little basic, but give me a paper menu.

Give me something to hold. I'm offended by it. I know, enough shit on my, by the the way the worst thing is when you click it and you're like fuck my last window is A porn thing you're just like load yeah Yeah, and then sometimes your friend can't get it to work. So you gotta give me your phone I don't have a phone. I hate it the worst is when there's no internet or Reception and you got to use the menu To get on like how am I right? I've had like four or five

incidences where I'm like how do I how am I supposed to look? Yeah. I don't have reception exactly and there's no Wi-Fi. I got a peeve to go off your peeve. The dark restaurants where everyone's taking out their fucking phone flashlight to read the menu I'm like what are we fucking 80 and living in Boca? You feel like Biden over there, you're like, ugh. I wanna put on Junior Soprano glasses too. I'm like, what am I doing? I've had to do it a couple times. Yeah, it's annoying.

We don't need to be that dark. I'm with my parents, I'm not trying to fuck them. Yeah. I get it. I was doing oral with the lady, the power went out, I had the light down there. It was rude, I felt like a minor. And you yelled echo.

Eureka. Eureka. He was a minor. Yeah, I had to put a canary in there. It was rude, I felt like a miner. And you yelled echo. You were a minor. Yeah, I had to put a canary in there. Good thing she wasn't a miner. I got a pet peeve. Alright. My pet peeve is when you have communal food. You order food. I won't call any names, but there's specific people in my my group you order food and like when you

Are about to serve or you put all the food out to start going through it like I I want people to wash their hands Oh, there's bread and with maybe we both touch bread and it's gonna happen We all wash hands right and I hate when people are going in and double dipping, or using communal. You know what I mean? Good to know. I'm pet peeve with that. I didn't know that about you. I'll be better.

Washing hands before I eat communal food. Like I'll go out on the, I'll just go out and show everyone, like hey, I'm washing my hands. Whoa. I didn't take you as a germaphobe. I didn't know that. I'm not a germaphobe, just with eating sometimes.

Interesting. We've shared food. You turned me on to my favorite pizza place in New York probably. I didn't take you as a germaphobe. I didn't know that. I'm not a germaphobe just with eating sometimes interesting We've shared food you turn me on to my favorite pizza place in New York probably I'd never been Arturo's before I love Arturo's I'd never been there before you my my Lisa is there right? That lady she hooks it up. I just love the vibe to buy good vibe great pizza you get live music I took my friend Matteo Lane there comedian Yeah He gets up they let us in the kitchen to make a pizza and then Matteo gets on the, cause he wanted to shoot a thing for his YouTube, he gets on the fucking piano, the guy's playing piano, he sings Fly Me To The Moon for the whole restaurant and he's getting applause, it was incredible. That's such a fun New York night. That's a New York night. That I missed. When I lived here for a little bit, I didn't live here long.

I miss you living here, dude Yeah, but like you go into a random spot You get some live music someone pops in like that like that shit happens the best so cool, and it's great food I miss the food Go to four Charles this week. Oh, it's good. Oh, it's one of my favorites. Oh, you know fucking hard It's it's like so hard to get a reservation for you for everyone I remember winning Super Bowl MVP once like And I tried to get a rez like immediately after got shot down in Boston no here Oh, that's why yeah, are you throwing that out there? Hey Super Bowl MVP

No, by the way those those Super Bowl MVP Boston credits don't transfer to New York Don't in Boston you get it whatever you want, but in New York we're like yeah We're Super Bowl like yeah, it was right. I was what's the restaurant. Do you remember for Charles damn? What's for Charles? It's a fucking really good. They got like a crime-ridden spot crazy burger crazy good look. They got your drinks, too It's just like I like it. It's a cool great handheld food. All right French dip is phenomenal the burger They serve it with white gloves And like I went in the because I went on to a radio show and someone called in and so they got me a reservation They are something right then we get it through that

Yeah, I was like anyone got a reservation out there I'm trying to get to the floor Charles and I went in with the most hateful Spiteful fucking mind and it exceeded all my expectations. Wow. I couldn't even hate I brought my buddy Gary Veeder there and he was I mean, that's why we went it was like a big tour thing He was like I want four Charles He's showing me all the we'd be on the road to be showing me the pictures and then soaking the egg yolk all over the burger Like a cum shot and I'm like all right love it gotta go There's other great burgers, but now you know it was cool. It's a fun. I don't know I liked it

So I'm gonna go check that I got a couple of spots. I got it. I got a turn Raoul's got a good burger to that's a good burger. I heard that like it's that it's The flakiness of the bun which it's a French It's a steak and frites spot and you can only eat the burger at the bar We have a certain number. It's like a fucking hassle It's crazy, but it's worth it and they have a peppercorn sauce But like their bread and they have like a rugula like something on there, and I don't like those kind of foo foo II type burgers But this thing knocked my socks off, and it's like they have a crusty. They have a real crusty like bread

So it's almost like a croissant because it's like they have a crusty, they have a real crusty like bread. So it's almost like a croissant because it's like a French spot. I don't know if it's that or am I just imagining that? No, that's unlike all the- Has anyone had it? Those pop up on my Instagram all day and Raoul's is always mine. It's good.

It's like a dip one though. You dip, you know I like other burgers but I don't like that usually but it's fucking good. We gotta go to Mineta sometime. Oh, that's a good burger. We had Mineta, didn't we? Corner Bistro's good. Corner Bistro's just like one.

Like 7th Street Diner. That was like a Bourdain spot. Yeah, I got really fucked up at... That's a good looking burger, huh? I got really fucked up at Corner Bistro one night, Julian. And the bartender and I hit it off. He was a great guy. And he goes, we got a comedian here the other night.

And I was like, oh yeah, he's like, yeah, like a big comedian. I was like, oh yeah, who, he goes, some guy named Mark Norman. Oh. All right, well, I go there a lot, I live in the area. It's a great spot. Where is Fort Charles, I wanna try to get in there. Oh, Fort Charles.

Where? It's Fort Charles. Oh, it's Fort Charles, I thought you said Fort. No, Fort. I see. Oh, Charles Street, all right, that's in my hood. It's a, it's primary Charles. I thought you said fort no I saw oh Charles Street. All right. That's my hood It's a primer. I love primer. Oh, baby. That is snazzy Look at that place geez. I mean I can't they got an old-school Sunday. They'll knock your socks off, too Oh, we had that way the fucking or it did everything is fucking good look at that. It's good, and they got good drinks

I'm in yes, but it's fucking so hard to get into it's like crazy Yeah Yeah, it looks like the bank was it the Bank Street in? Oh, well, we really in not a place place on banks No, I think it's still cooking. Okay, but whatever be in huh you talking about the Beatrice in now Bank Street bar banks. It's on banks or Waverly. I don't know but Good la, but what's your like a go-to la spot? There's a few I like burgers. She wrote Burgers, it's like a big smash burgers spot right now. It's like everyone's doing smash

They got for the wins pretty good burgers never say dies. They're all kind of like similar, but they're good You're doing like the potato bun. I've been making my own burgers good Burgers never say dies. Damn. They're all kinda like similar, but they're good. You're a burger. Everyone's doing like the potato bun. I've been making my own burgers. Good. I got a Blackstone, and I go get my own Chuck. I usually go get like, I'll mix a Chuck and like a Kobe,

and so the fat content's good. Got a couple different style of burgers. I got the Frankburg. I got the regular McDonaldburg. You go egg or no egg? No egg. But you gotta go egg at this place. Nah, I'm not an egg guy on my burger. It's an amateur thing. Damn. Look at that bacon in there. Thick cut bacon. You go bacon on the burger? I'm not a bacon guy either. I'm not a bacon guy either. I like it. Now if I'm gonna go bacon, it has to be not on this style burger because this sauce is different

I like bacon on a barbecue sauce cheddar cheddar cheese burger There's like and with like a red onion. What about Boston? I give me best lobster on Boston. I liked Yankees I used to go to Yankees this little spot over there by what's that? What's that? What's the the concert venue there by? Seaport it's over in the seaport. It's it's been there forever before all this I recognize this place Oh, yeah, very I always liked theirs, okay

We had row 34 a couple of times that was there very row 34 is really good And they were nice as fuck. Yeah, very solid They give the whole crew little beanies legal seafood, you know Classic but there's three levels to the legal Yeah, there's like the test kitchen There's like there's like a like a regular level and there's like a high dining level then there's like a bar sushi level or Some yeah, you know, so there's like three levels to it. So which level do you want? It's like What there's another one that's really good in Boston though, right? What's another good? What's the um?

What's the place in the north end oyster house? I? Heard that one's killer oyster house That's one Vita was tight like to see see if there's a bunch of good seafood Union noise no not the union oyster house. That's it. That's the one that everyone goes to in North End is that it That's like up in the cutty off Salem. I Don't know everyone talks about it. It's I Forgot the name mmm chowder place around there, too. That's pretty damn good. Yeah, I got a hot take and I lived in Boston for 12 years And I lived in Boston for 12 years

Well, I like that I like the San Francisco chowder better Oh what the Boston people know this about you? It's it's very similar. It's like a cream base It's not like a New York. I like the New York. I like the man. Yeah like the water tomato base Yes, like it's a cream base But the only reason I like it better is because you get them in the sourdough bread bowl, bro, and the sourdough out there is fucking insane Yeah, that's mine. That's the best part of of soup remember. I mean you know what I mean is the bread so to Maury and SF I remember we were young comics one night and Amy Schumer rented out the whole place Oh, yeah, we were like just like shuffling food in our face all night. We're like food gaming SS really good. Yes I've been in a long time, but I love it. Just like like that that is that is

Dude, also the other one there that what's the other boat in? No, the one that it's like just the bar, but San Francisco Swan oyster Depot Oh Bourdain went there that was a Bourdain's to that one. Oh my God, the owner just looks like fucking Bay Area Colin Quinn. It's awesome, dude, it's an awesome, and it's that guy. That's the guy. That looks amazing.

Oh, it's epic. You went? Yeah, I've been a couple times. Really? But the line's fucking brutal. Yeah, well it's just a bar. But it's, yeah, you go in there, you get a beer, you get some crab back.

Woo! You get some shrimp cocktail, it's fucking crazy good. I'm in good. I mean SF is awesome I know I haven't been there in a minute, but yeah, I hope it stays strong I miss walking around that city great Chinese food and I said great Chinese. Mm-hmm. Yeah great I miss I miss my favorite my favorite Chinese Yeah, great. I miss I miss my favorite my favorite Chinese like I couldn't find good Chinese until other than the Bay Area Until I came to New York. All right. I don't love like I heard you didn't you say something you like La Chinese I love LA Chinese. I don't think it's that great. Really?

Yeah, I think there's some pretty I think I don't love it, but there's some good spots there for sure New York is like it's slipping a little bit in Chinese I feel like we have great Chinese and it kind of Chinese. I feel like we used to have great Chinese and it kinda like, now I feel like Thai kinda overtook the Chinese. Is that crazy? I agree, well the shops closed. Chinatown used to be bumping it like, you go there two in the morning,

you get anything you wanted. After COVID, no more. COVID fucked it up. You're a Chinese New York kinda store, I mean how do you feel about that? It completely changed. It used to be like American style Chinese, now any place you go it's Sichuan.

It's like over spicy. I love that over. I like it a lot, too But it changed from what my childhood was but but I'll adapt I like Yeah, I haven't been there in a long time and there's yeah on base yeah, or Baxter yeah I used to order from there and then What was the others place whoa hop whoa hop whoa hop those pips now I'm lost No more. I got something. I like dumplings love a double potstick or dumpling whatever you a gyoza Yeah, I like pan-fried. I like making them You know you get the frozen ones even though they're frozen, but you could fucking doll those babies up. Yeah. Oh, yeah

I love the doll them on she with fucking doll those babies up. Yeah, hell yeah. I love to doll them up. Crunchy with a little water in there. Oh yeah, what's Dim Sum? Is that where you pick as you go? It's like all dumplings, a bunch of them. Yang Sing and SF is a fucking spot for Dim Sum. That's a good one, yeah.

I used to go to- It's also the name of their massage parlor there, they yank you, you sing. No, it's a great, Yang Sing is great. I've never been. No, it's a great, Yangxing is great. I've never been. Oh, it's fucking. I haven't been to San Francisco Chinese in a long time. I used to go to this place called Flower Drum or Su Hong in Redwood City Menlo Park, Palo

Alto, San Carlos area. Byer. Su Hong. All right, last P. We got a lot out of that QR code thing. Hold on. All right, how about this one? Coffee shops that close early. Oh. What is that?

I feel this. You know, like I'll stay in a hotel and they're like, we have a Starbucks in the lobby and you're like, oh great, I got a Starbucks in the lobby. Then you go down there at one, they're like, oh, we wrap up at 10. You're like. I'll go you further.

I need a coffee. You're closed by five, I'm fucking annoyed.. You're like. I'll go you further. I need a coffee at one. You're closed by five, I'm fucking annoyed. Yeah, like I want a coffee, but I don't want a coffee. But they think, oh, it's the morning time. I'm an afternoon coffee guy, like I drink a lot of coffee. You drink a ton of coffee. I do, I make my own. Oh, okay, well what if you're out in the boat?

I live in LA, it's like everything's fucking, I'm not getting in the car, it's 30 minutes. But this is the road comic. Oh, okay. Well, what if you're out in the park? I live in LA. It's like everything's fucking you. I'm not getting in the car. It's 30 minutes. But this is the road comic. You know what I mean? Yeah. But even-

I make my own too, but with someone when you're on the road and you're like, I'm with you. Like if it's, I need, sometimes you go to these small towns and they just don't. Yeah. They're like, we close up shop early. Yeah. I just need caffeine. I don't want to have a, I fucking hate energy drinks. I hate monitoring.

Yeah, no thank you. I got hooked on them for a sec with like that Celsius thing so it tasted good as fuck at first I heard they're like terrible for you so I went back to coffee they are they taste great and they're like it helps you metabolism like something's off yeah yeah something is off yeah come on cut it out too good to be true but they yeah no I had monster sponsored one of my tours so I had to pretend to like it for a while So like it would be I do like monster though. Yeah, really? Yeah, or Red Bull. If you guys want to pay me again, I totally like monster. Yeah, I love amp

That was like I would literally just say it I would like I would just like people knew it was the sponsor So I would like hold it up and be like I love monster and would get a huge laugh like they knew it was like I just had to have it up for the Closer UFC fighters do that they got like one eye swollen their lips busted. They're holding up the can paycheck Yeah, yeah, you got to do it puts on a shirt after the victory Yeah, that's a lot of things comedians don't get race car drivers. They got tied they got Windex They got peanut butter whatever on their car. We should just wear shit. Yeah, this dick joke is brought to you by time

When your socks are crunchy title get them out Marks in his new special is rocking a Mercedes a Mercedes shirt, I'm like, Jesus, you've changed, man. Exxon Mobile pants, what? Why not? Yeah, coffee at the thing, gotta get it. Gotta have a, yeah. At the house? No, late, late start.

Oh yeah, come on, they close early. What's acceptable? Seven o'clock? I'm not in that world, I don't do that. I usually just. Maybe five? Five is acceptable. Five? In New York City, I want a little later than five.

Sure. You could go to a deli for that though. That's true, that's true. You can get any, like that's, Deli coffee's underrated too, like everybody thinks. It's like gas station coffee, kinda. Yeah, gas station coffee's great, 7-Eleven's great. I love it.

I'm not a coffee snob, like I, if someone gives me like a cool boutique coffee, like I'm, that's great, but like, I can drink gas station coffee all day. I did it for years, I love that. That's what I, yeah. No frills. Actually I've been drinking, I can drink any coffee,

but when someone does bring you a good coffee, you're like, man, that's, I guess. That's true. For sure. It's pretty funny. No, you notice it. You notice the taste and you feel more jacked up too. You're like, ooh baby. I romanticize a gas station coffee

because I'm like, I'm on the fucking road. Yeah. There's something cool about it, you know? Today was free Slurpee day. Did you get one? I got two. I went to two different 7-Elevens. Did you really?

What a country. You're rich, dude. You don't need a free 7-Eleven. A novelty. Hey, 7-Eleven's doing free Slurpee day. And I was bonding with people. I was like, hey, Slurpee, Slurpee. Something a real deep connection you

What flavor well a lot of more taken because it was you know free this you would you have like the yellow one? Flavor I got the fentanyl flavor. That's all I had left pissing in the fucking machine He's like I got in there at one there was a softball team in there a bunch of kids with you know with bats and shit I was like I'll go to the next one and I didn't get two at one. I got Coke on one of them and I got cherry on the other. So did you go to three different spots? I did, yeah. Well there's one by my house, it's a block away.

Got one there, went to another one, softball team. Went to another one later. Three spots, two flavors, Coke and? Cherry. Cherry. I want mixture. The blue raspberry was out. Yeah. That's a fucking good, dude blue

Why the blue always the best flavor like blue Gatorade blue is my favorite? Oh, yeah blue chew. I'm my favorite Gatorade is probably I like either I like the old three flavors that they had lemon lime and fruit punch. Yes fruit punch was big like those remember lemon ice That was the nice any of the lemon ones I like lemon ice was money because they would do the the contest and it was the only clear flavor So you could literally just hold the fucking bottle up and be like I won Under the bottle cap crazy you guys remember 10k You might be too young for that. Oh, that was a sports drink before Gatorade and Gatorade put it out

It was like blockbuster and Netflix Ten K's before Gatorade. I think so Gatorade was like ten K there it is you never did 10k Maybe that was big in the south Wow, I've never heard when I was Gatorade was invented like I think 60. That's old school. Maybe you're right Yeah, they they usurp 10k. They put them out. That looks like it's straight 80s bubs Yeah, sunny D It was sugar water for sure. Well, that's all it is. Yeah We should uh, we should wrap up but julian, uh games with names podcast great fucking podcast

I miss doing it with you. It's so fucking fun. It's uh, we miss you man We gotta get you back out when you're in la. Oh, yeah, i'll hit you up for sure I'd love to do it again, man. Uh, if you ever ever shoot the show in New York again, let me know 100 rock it out But uh, I mean dude, you're gonna the show's game. It's so good. It's been fun. It's been fun, man, you know and it's uh It's constantly you know how it goes when you're building something You're just you're in the grind of it and like we got a big week coming up coming forward we got a Bunch of special guests can you can you hint any of them or no?

We got I think we got Casey aflac We have potentially the goat Tb he should come on. I mean it's tough. God you're pitching at the fucking roast. Why do you have to sell yourself? Yeah, you know a cubable MVP here. Come on Tom For fuck's sake, you know, we got him coming who else we got we have That's it all right, we got we have a wrestler coming too Another one that's fucking badass to to Boston royalty I mean beyond Boston royalty, but to to big Academy Award. Hey, bro. Yeah, it's a Tampa Bay, dude

How do you feel about that? It's cool. He's fucking yeah, I really don't care. Yeah, it's good for him It was cool to see Belichick at the roast. Oh, it was fun. That was nice cuz it's like you just want I'm not even a fucking Patriots fan But I was like you just it just felt right for the universe. Yeah, of course. Yeah good to have them It's like a big therapeutic session Yeah, you're all on the table get it all out. Just get it out booze and roasts. I just saved the day But yeah, that was a that was a fun. That was a fun gig. It was fucking you crush it man

I was proud of you. It was so cool. there hadn't been that many roasts in a while now. You know what I mean? I feel like we needed it I don't know but I feel like we haven't seen a roast because I remember watching Jeff Ross roast all time Totally they roasted Trump there was Chevy Chase they roasted Baldwin Baldwin. Yeah, it's Charlie Sheen. Yeah, right. It was fun Pam and come to think of it really bad things happen to people after they got roasted Hopefully don't put I got yeah, I got a casino in Hammond, Indiana with Chrissy D and Nemesh for that gig tickets are fucking slow and Hammond guys sorry

It's gonna be a fun gig though. We got Miami. I'm at the Miami Improv August 1st through 3rd working on new shit It's not there yet, so I apologize, but it's getting there Prior Lake, Minnesota another casino with Chrissy Dee and Neamesh then we got Baltimore the 15th through the 17th at a Magoobies Stress Factory in Jersey the 22nd to 24th, and then I'm off to uh oh nine Niagara Falls in September and then London to Niagara Falls in September and then London, Belfast, Dublin, Paris, Amsterdam, I had a second show there so don't make me feel dumb for adding that please. Copenhagen, Oslo, Stockholm, and the new special you've changed on Prime Video, Samorail you've changed.

Please give it a watch. Give it a watch, it's a killer special. Hey, coming up Cedar Rapids, Rockford, Illinois, Rochester, Minnesota, Hampton Bay in the Hamptons Richmond, Virginia Greensboro Anaheim Thousand Oaks Reading PA Red Bank Colorado Springs Fort called St. Louis, Missouri Atlanta, Georgia Atlanta Florida Fort Lauderdale to name a few mark no one coming calm go to punch up get a goddamn bottle of bodega cat It's available near you. It's all online. It's in Texas, Florida, Kentucky, California New York City, and yeah, Julian, thanks for coming on.

And Providence, I saw Providence in there. Am I going to Providence? Providence, Rhode Island. Hell yeah, I love Providence, great town. Great to have you, man. Go to Federal Hill, good Italian. Very good, a lot of wine. Great Italian, and you get some fucking cheap restaurants,

too, because some are fucking fronts, if you know what I mean. You got that right, you a shot. I'm love anything All right, thanks for listening guys get some bodega cat or dig a head whiskey calm We're going through cases like crazy now because it's a fucking comedy seller and the stand and all the New York comedy club So thank you so much suck it loony. We're coming for you. See you soon Up on the roof like a cop's comin' And naked Samuel is feelin' dangerous I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans This woman doesn't look like I remember her

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