We Might Be Drunk - Ep 71: Judd Apatow w/ Kombucha
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Hey folks here we are we might be drunk we're back we got a hot guest how you doing Judd I'm
happy to be here couldn't couldn't be happy you you called today yeah and you texted and you said
are you free and I was I'm not I'm usually not even in New York yeah and just I saw you doing
something at the 92nd street wine i was like judson and give
the new book so that's right i'll be there tomorrow with rami yusuf hey we love rami you
can go does this run before that no yeah fuck april 25th oh man you missed it i assume it went
well but was empty because i didn't plug it here i heard you killed and didn't get slapped exactly
perfect that's all that matters that's all all we wanted. You're doing The Tonight Show right after this.
I am, yes.
Showbiz.
Showbiz.
I got things to push.
I got The Bubble on Netflix April 1st.
I've got the book, Sicker in the Head.
I have a George Carlin documentary coming out at the end of May.
Can't wait.
I have three things to peddle.
You're a machine, man.
I mean, the Shanley doc was incredible.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah.
This one is crazy.
I mean, I was scared to make it because I only met George Carlin once.
I interviewed him when I was like 20 years old for Canadian television.
And it was the only interview I couldn't find.
Literally, his whole career, the only thing I looked for that did not exist was me as a young idiot talking to him for Canadian TV.
I wonder if you go up there, they have it.
I begged it.
I called all those people.
You know what did exist?
Paul Reiser's sister interviewed him for her college radio station in like 1971.
And Paul Reiser had the tape.
Wow.
And she did a really good interview.
It was right when he grew the beard and grew the hair.
You know, he went from being a little corny to edgier.
And the story that they tell about it is they do it at their apartment in New York City.
I know.
Well, maybe they lived on Long Island.
But anyway, near the city, he comes over.
She does the interview.
And afterwards, he says, I got to go.
I'm going to go buy a camera.
And their dad says, I'll take you.
I know a guy on the Lower East Side.
He'll give you a good price on a camera.
And they go with him.
And George Carlin buys a camera.
They're all in the car together.
Wow.
And then she sees him a year later.
I guess she gets another interview with him somehow and she asked him about the camera and he said uh yeah no i didn't want to
get a camera i was actually trying to go uptown to buy cocaine damn wow i met him what was sorry
i met him once and he couldn't have been more Carlini and I loved it. He did a book signing at Borders.
I skipped work to go there and Wall Street and I waited in line and I was so excited.
I had like three books.
When Jesus Brings the Pork Chop, Braindroppings, all that shit.
I'm a huge fan.
Napalm and Silly Putty.
Napalm and Silly Putty.
That was the other one.
And I could hear people in line going, I loved you in Jersey Girl.
I loved you in Dog Bun.
I'm like, ah, what are you?
Bill and Ted. That was great. I'm like ah what are you bill and ted that
was great i'm like what are you doing brain droppings yes new uh back in town uh complaints
and grievances you know stuff football baseball the whole thing and i went up to him i just
unloaded on him and he goes what do you do he's like stop me and i go i'm a comedian he goes you
sound like a comedian i go thank you and he goes you got a real talent for jacking around i don't know what that means but i'll take it he signed the book we got a photo
i think he was nice to comedians yes because i kept hearing from people they would meet him once
and he would say give me your number i'll check in on you and sometimes like randomly like eight
months later he would go how's it going and he would just be nice to people shandling has that story about how he met him you know he went down there and he said it's not great
but there's something funny on every page yeah he gave it he wanted to write jokes for him and one
of the bits he wrote for him was a commercial for legalized marijuana back in the early 70s
yeah and he's time has really changed it's really crazy my mom used to hide my weed
now she she just took weed for a doctor gave her weed for her headache there you go she used to
hide my i told him like do you think this is a little ironic and she was like no it's i have
headaches yeah and still i always say weed and cigarettes change change places yeah my mom used
to smoke then she now she has weed yeah well it's it's you know it's weird now as a parent because it's legal
and so you have kids right and you're just like you can't do that and they're like no it's a fully
lawful thing to do it's their beer right at this point and so we and also on some level
and you can't really say it out loud would you be happier if they were smoking weed than drinking
of course so are we steering our kids to the weed?
We are.
Weed seems more peaceful,
but it also seems like drinking with family is easier
because drinking is suppressing stuff.
Weed, you're like, does my mom not like me?
Really, you know?
You're having bad thoughts.
Yeah.
I don't know.
My mom just told me she didn't like me,
so I didn't need the weed, but yeah.
Seems clear.
You know, there's so much I want to ask you about.
Like, obviously, the book is, I'm only like, I've only got a few of the interviews, but
they're awesome.
But I mean, I think you were talking to Cameron Crowe about James L. Brooks being a mentor.
Wow.
James L. Brooks is, I feel like, one of the most legendary.
Yes.
Taxi, Simpsons.
Taxi, Simpsons.
Yeah.
I mean, the Mary Tyler Mooreore show and then he was producing all
the spin-offs like rhoda and and lou grant broadcast news and there's the things that
people don't remember as well he wrote a funny movie with that started burt reynolds and candace
bergen that was really really funny and i worked for him on the critic we do recommendations every
week on this.
The Critic has been a recommendation because they're all on YouTube.
Yes.
It's one of the best shows.
Yeah, because it was the guys from The Simpsons.
It was Mike Reese and Al Jean who created it,
and it was John Levitz as, like, a Roger Ebert guy.
Right, right.
And it had tons of parodies in it,
and it looked like a big New Yorker drawing.
Yes.
And that was really my first job on a show with a story i i used to work
half the week on the critic and half the week at larry sanders and then james brooks would come in
and he was like so brilliant and we would we would have to pitch him our ideas for stories
and you'd wait because he was a busy guy to get him to make an appointment to sit with the writers
to hear everyone's ideas for stories and i always remember him stumbling in the room and we're about to pitch our ideas and we all have little pads
with our ideas and he's like you know i was thinking what a good story could be he pitches
us three ideas gets up walks out of the room like didn't remember why he was there all his ideas
were better than our ideas yeah and then just do you remember just left
i do remember one thing that he said to me on my pitch which i do think shows you what a genius he
is my pitch was that that it was uh the guy's name was jay the the critic that his parents are
are really rich in in the show and i think it's supposed to be like he's adopted
and they're very waspy.
And he's very Jewish.
She talks like Katharine Hepburn.
Yes, yeah.
And the dad is kind of losing it a little bit,
like a non-sequitur guy.
And so they get in a plane crash, is the idea,
and now they're on a deserted island, the parents.
And my idea was that Jay finds out that they were like part of the, you know, what do they
call that?
The Illuminati or something like they run the world.
They're so rich.
And now he is on the committee to run the world because the parents died.
But then you cut to the place where the desert island where they are.
And I didn't really have an idea for that. And James Brooks said, what if on the island,
you know, their marriage is really stale
and it's been stale for a long time.
But on this island, they kind of rebuild their world
with like trees and twigs and they remake it on the island.
They look kind of sexy.
Like they're kind of cut up a little bit and they're dirty
and they fall in love and it gets hot again.
Yeah.
That's how great he is.
Like that's what he took from my dumb idea.
Right.
Right.
He went Blue Lagoon on it.
He did.
Yeah.
Damn.
He just goes to like character going deep.
Yeah.
Stories about love and connection and all the ways we're neurotic.
And I think that's why he's such a great producer because he produced Big, he produced Bottle Rocket,
he produced Jerry Maguire,
he produced the first Cameron Crowe movie
that he directed, Say Anything.
Oh, wow.
So he's also the best guy to read your stuff
and tell you how to make it better.
Yeah.
That must be terrifying
because you know he's that good at it.
You know all his pitches are better than what you're trying to do.
I'm always intimidated everywhere I go.
Oh, there's Dave Attell.
There's Chris Rock, whatever it is.
I mean, I can't imagine going to work with these guys.
That's insane.
I would be freaking out.
Did it ever become normal?
It was scary.
It really was scary.
When I was really young, you're not in a position of power.
So you don't really get to choose what jokes or what stories get done.
So as an entry-level writer, all you're doing is vomiting out,
what about this?
What about this joke?
What about this thing?
And then they just say yes, no, yes, no.
And if you don't mind being rejected 80%, 90% of the time, it's a good job.
And then slowly you start getting access to the conversation about what stories should we do right terrifying yeah was who was was james the most intimidating person you work
for coming up i mean he wasn't intimidating necessarily because he did something that i
think a lot of good comedians do is when you would pitch him something, he never said it was bad.
So if I pitched a bad story, he would like sit and think and go, what could you do with
this?
Mm-hmm.
He never gave you that look like, you idiot.
Right.
You know, so even the worst idea, he's like, what?
And he would sit and he would try to what if it for a while to see if it led to something
else.
And that was the main lesson I learned from him was okay this is like a starting point for someone else's inspiration
yeah we we write together and we'll do that too i never go that's you're so good at that actually
mark and i since we were open micers would bounce bits and uh and mark we i have some friends who
like you tell a bit too and they're're just like, ugh, you know,
but Mark is always like,
what if he,
what if it was,
I think this is what you're trying to say.
He's very encouraging.
So.
Well,
there's usually a nugget,
a kernel.
We can go another way.
There's always something.
Well, something's bubbling up,
right?
Exactly.
And I think that that's how I,
I've tried to look at writing,
which is why am I thinking about this?
Like something from my unconscious is trying
to get out and i don't know why and usually whether that's a script or a joke like why
why do i want to talk about you know having babies yeah you know why is that on my mind i mean
i think someone said like you write the movie to figure out why you're writing the movie.
And sometimes you don't know until you finish it.
What is it really about these relationships?
Right.
When I was a kid, you know, my dad got remarried.
My mom got remarried.
I didn't think that much of it. It was always an adjustment.
You'd be awkward for a while.
It's new people in your life.
And I worked with Pete Davidson on King of Staten Island for a few years. new people in your life and i worked with pete davidson on king of staten island
for a few years and it what is it about it's about getting comfortable with what's going to be your
stepdad bill burn right but while we're doing it i'm not that conscious of oh i have all these
issues yeah the resistance to like loving the new person that's trying to figure you out well so you
were you're relating you're looking at through peach lands with that yeah interesting but i didn't think about it maybe that much even while
we were writing it and doing it oh this is weirdly personal for me in trying to build those
relationships and and how it takes a little was that what do you think on some level that's what
drew you to work with pete i mean aside that's interesting, that he's someone that makes sense to work with,
but do you think when you're like,
are you helping him kind of structure that story?
That's part of it is, I mean, in the beginning,
we were talking about just like silly ideas.
So him and Dave Cyrus wrote another idea for me
and it was just a silly idea
and it wasn't really coming to fruition.
And then usually we have a moment where i'll just
say what should we be writing about and then he kept talking about wanting his mom to date
and that kept coming up as a theme feeling bad that his mom isn't dating right and then
it was like well how honest do you want to get? How deep do you want to go?
And then slowly he's like, yeah, I wouldn't mind writing about it.
Because it's sacred, you know, talking about losing your dad and what his life has been like, what his family's life has been like.
And then you start saying, would your family care if you wrote about this?
And he's like, oh, no, they'd love it.
Oh, all right.
All right.
How honest can we get?
Yeah, completely.
And most people will say, well, we can say this, but we can't say that and people's always we're all in and then i called his mom and
we talked about it and started writing he's been so in the public scrutiny since what like 18 yeah
that it probably helps being that open a book because he's just like you can't hurt me right
yeah and i mean i'm sure you can but you know what i mean like comedically almost nothing's off limits in that way well public scrutiny since
9-11 because he said he they would take all the kids to yankee games and football games yeah all
you know everyone was trying to make them feel better and he and he's talked a lot about this
publicly just how uncomfortable it made him because it wasn't a normal form of getting over sure yeah hey your dad's gone go
watch jason giambi right there go to the white house and meet the president right right that's
not helping yeah of course that's it's uh it's interesting because i'm i think about your work
and like you kind of have levels where uh like you'll do something that's a little more silly
but then you'll go and kind of like even like Undeclared to Freaks and Geeks,
there's such different tones.
Yes, yeah.
Well, I always thought that Undeclared,
like college is like the gift you get
for surviving how shitty high school is.
So it seemed like after this brutal high school experience
that if you did a show about college,
it would be, that's the place you go to redefine yourself.
Right. Everyone thinks I'm an idiot here, I'm gonna go there, no one knows who I am, to show about college it would be that's the place you go to redefine yourself right everyone
thinks i'm an idiot here i'm gonna go there no one knows who i am can i act cool enough to be
accepted as a different kind of person and then slowly they they figured out i remember there
was an episode where martin starr played his friend from back home who was you know like a
nerdy guy and that's when he felt like he was going to be outed
as not the cool person he was trying to pretend that he was.
And that's what I always thought of college.
Like, this is the moment that I can, like, put everything behind me
and people will think I'm cool.
And I remember, like, drinking with all the football players
during the first week of school and just vomiting immediately
and instantly being a loser again.
They didn't know I'm a dork.
But then after college, you're punished with marriage.
Exactly.
Punished high school, fun college,
the rest of your life sucks.
No, I'm joking.
I'm about to have my 25th wedding anniversary.
Holy hell.
Or it's a dream.
There you go.
For a quarter century.
Yeah, and now your kids are cooking.
They're rocking and rolling.
They're working.
Iris is in the bubble.
Iris is in the bubble.
And she's really, really funny.
She plays a TikTok star who's been jammed into the movie just because she has a lot
of followers and does a lot of acts.
And she was on Love and was really funny on that.
And then Maude is on Euphoria right now.
Yeah.
I haven't seen it yet.
Everyone pitching it to me.
It sounds terrible
i don't want to watch kids on drugs you do you do it's fun i hear it's amazing i'm terrified it's a
great show it's just they push the limits it's wild i gotta watch it it's fun hbo still does
make some cool stuff oh hbo is the best yeah yeah it's uh it's it's amazing to just watch
yeah her do it like learn you know she's you watch I mean I
only got to the set twice but just
her talking about it the process
of everybody figuring out the
show Sam Levinson writes and directs every
episode it's a pretty remarkable feat
and then you
see what they did and you can't
believe how good it is because
for me I'm working so hard and at the end you're like
God I hope I didn't screw this up.
So from a distance to observe a very long process, and then he just really sticks the landing on the whole thing.
I got to watch it.
I'm so impressed.
It's heavy duty.
Do you feel like you set your kids up for showbiz by putting them in the movies when they were really young?
I think I've either helped them or ruined their lives.
Because you don't really know.
Because if I talked about dentistry their whole lives,
maybe they would love the teeth.
Maybe they'd be an orthodontist.
Maybe they would be an oral surgeon.
And so if you only talk about jokes and storytelling
and you get a kick out of it,
and also you have people around, like they're around funny people.
And those people are interesting.
And, you know, we can say it, they're more interesting than a lot of other people you meet you got that right you know
so and so then you'd like the idea of being around creative people silly people and and then they
weren't pushed into it they just they kind of did it even though they weren't asking to do it i was
just like why don't you play the kids in this?
I don't want to meet other people's kids.
And you get to spend time with your family.
Yeah, we're going to hang out for three months.
And then like two years later, we would do it again.
It wasn't like all the time.
Sure.
But it was enough that each time they got better at it and got more comfortable.
And now that they're adults, they just know how to do it.
Right.
It's almost like learning a language or something.
I think so.
It's like learning Spanish when you're three and then you just know it.
Exactly.
Or just not being terrified when you're sitting in a chair and you have to do a scene and there's like 80 people watching.
Because you've done it for such a long time that you've just gotten used to that space.
Right.
Because so much of acting, I think, is about being terrified.
Like if you can get rid of the fear and relax most people could do it if you're
not self-conscious i can't do it i've tried i still can't act yeah i can't i can't let go you
don't act in anything i mean i'll do like a little sketch here and there like a one scene thing
in a movie uh but you know i was i was in the disaster artist as like a yeah as a mean producer
right and they were like yeah i need to play this this like jerk producer and i'm like oh that would I was in The Disaster Artist as a mean producer. Right.
And they were like, yeah, I need to play this jerk producer.
And I'm like, oh, that would be fun. And they have me sit with a really young, beautiful woman.
And it's all kind of like I'm the creepy producer who's really vicious to James Franco's character.
And I'm yelling at him like, no one makes it.
Even if you're great, it's a one in a million. If you if you're great it's a one in a million if you're a
genius it's a one in a million that you get
the break and make it
you play the Tim Dillon character
and then I see the movie I look
at the credits and it says Judd Apatow as
himself
that's a nice one Zing
now what about the synergy raw
kombucha now I've never had it before
is it strong?
I don't know if you're supposed to shake it up.
Don't shake.
Should we get you another one?
It's a little bubble.
Well, it's live something.
It's probiotics.
But does it taste good or does it taste bad?
Well, basically, we got drunk with Burt Kreischer for three hours yesterday.
We are hurting.
There you go.
Yeah, Burt was literally every round, he'd be like, catch up.
And we're like, all right.
So that turned into a three.
Usually, as I said,
around a one-hour episode with Burt,
it turned into a three.
Yeah.
And you went all the way with him.
Oh, yeah.
He's an animal.
Then I'm on The Tonight Show today,
so you gotta go.
It's perfect.
This is tea time.
Yeah.
This is great.
How I think of this is,
when we did The Ben Stiller Show
many, many moons ago, Andy Dick at the time was very sober and very healthy.
And he drank this all the time.
Really?
He was always drinking this.
But at the time, it didn't look like this.
Like, this looks like Gatorade or something.
Back then, it looked like there was, like, octopus in it and stuff.
Like, it was something.
I don't know how they presented it, but they were living stringy things.
It was flip water.
And so I still think of it as
disgusting like that but i'm gonna try it's pretty good they cleaned it up a little bit
they got their act they strained it do you get nervous to do a late night spot appearance
um i i get a little bit nervous this may be the least prepared i've ever been and sometimes i
think well is that good to just because he's's nice and, you know, he's funny.
And maybe I just need to be interesting and something will happen.
And then other times I prepare, like, every word like it's bits.
I've seen you run it like a late night set for a panel sometimes, right?
Yeah.
Like I've done the stories and I didn't do that this time.
But this is like a very loose version of it.
So, yeah, this is the can i be interesting or you know sometimes i think
you know judd you do stand-up comedy but you're also a director and a director does not have to
be funny he can be interesting so maybe i'm interesting i do uh one of those appearances
well if you go in interesting anything you say that's slightly humorous is now a win
exactly you know it's like when a rock rock star does patter between songs he's murdering
because you just don't expect it.
Yeah, and you're like, I wouldn't even put that in my act anywhere.
Exactly.
When he kills.
You see a TED Talk with a little quick joke in there
and the guy gets a huge laugh.
Yeah.
Or a funeral is a big one too.
You did a stand-up set though on Fallon once.
I did.
I did. They asked me to did a stand-up set, though, on Fallon once. I did. I did.
It was...
They asked me to do a stand-up set.
And this is how you know they thought I was just a curiosity and it wasn't like an earned
stand-up set.
No one on the show asked to see it beforehand.
But is that flattering?
Or is that...
No, I think that's because you're a star.
Yeah.
I don't think that's because you're not...
That you didn't earn it.
You killed the set. I still remember the Cosby joke a star. I don't think that's because you're not, that you didn't earn it. You killed the set.
I still remember the Cosby joke.
That's a great joke.
Well, the thing was I ran it at the Cellar a bunch, the set,
and I wasn't going to do the Cosby bit.
And the Cosby bit was just all about Cosby hiding the newspaper
so Camille wouldn't hear that he's in trouble.
Right.
And then it was like doing a Cosby routine
about hiding the paper.
And every day I would go to the driveway
and I'd get up early and hide the paper.
Right.
And I wasn't going to do it because I thought,
oh, this is a little too much to do.
And then I forgot who it was,
but I got off stage and somebody,
could have been you, just went,
well, you got to do the Cosby thing. It might have been me, honestly. It might have been. Literally somebody, could have been you, just went, well, you got to do the Cosby thing.
It might have been me, honestly.
It might have been.
Literally, it could have been you.
And I was like, really?
Yeah, I think that's like the best thing.
And then I was like, all right.
But then that became like half the set.
Right, right.
Sam also told Rock to do the Jada joke.
We don't know.
Every joke's an experiment.
That's true.
You don't know what jokes are
gonna work that's what makes it so exciting that failure can happen at any moment i think for the
now on the stage will have to be four feet tall because if he have to jump up to get on the stage
i think it'll it looks foolish yes exactly you don't want to squirm to get the slap off right
good but the fact he could just sashay up there was there any step nothing it was no step that was the issue even if he's
in the fifth row he's got a shimmy down that changes things too yeah it's all set design is
always the problem yes exactly built that wall around the stage i want to ask about because
freaks and geeks do you get asked about that a lot i do and you know the great thing about it that's nice is when it got canceled you really think no one may ever see it again you don't know that it's
going to come out back then like vhs or dvd like that's not guaranteed that that happens right and
so your nightmare is it's going to go down some digital black hole and never be able to be seen
again because someone has to like pay to
get it out there so the fact that it's on hulu now and i really think more people watch it every
year than ever watched it when it was on and so it's almost like a new project which i get a kick
out of and it was shot to look like something made in 1980 right so something about the style
of it doesn't age because it's meant to be a little old looking.
And also there's all this music in it.
Back then, nobody put classic rock in TV shows.
The only show that did it a teeny bit was The Wonder Years.
But if you watch TV, if you're watching like Lou Grant or something or NYPD Blue, they didn't put like The Grateful Dead in it.
There was no music in shows.
Dawson's Creek had a little pop music here and there.
And we said, what if we pack this thing like a Scorsese movie?
Right.
Would that cost a lot of money?
Well, back then it really didn't cost that much.
We budgeted for it.
But say it costs like a hundred grand an episode to fill it with songs by, you know,
Ted Nugent and Styx
and Billy Joel and people like that.
And everybody said yes.
And we put Van Halen in the show.
If you tried to do that right now,
it would just cost you millions of dollars per episode.
Everyone has asked for an enormous amount of money
to do that.
And now it's in all the shows.
But back then, we would call the Grateful Dead
and they'd be like,
oh, no one's ever asked for a song before wow for anything holy billy joel wasn't in any movies or
tv shows sticks was never in yeah in anything so for us it was like oh it's all open yeah it's
open season it's a little generic now but back then it was so fun interesting i never thought
about the music that scene where martin starr is eating the yeah what's he eating like meatloaf or
an eclair or something in his mouth is he's got milk and he's eating grilled cheese and entenmann's
cake yes which is what i did every day as a kid i would sit and watch dinah shore and eat grilled
cheese and entenmann's cake and watch the comics that hit home that was that was my afternoon
in that episode and i put shanley in there as a respect to shanley and and that and i put the
who the song i'm one under it because it's all about like feeling like an outcast man you were
just jerking it this is an apatow moment yeah yeah it was uh and and there was another sequence
in that show where uh bill gets up and he uh he's he sees his mom's new boyfriend which is his gym teacher
and then he takes out a mug that says like world's best dad and we had this great bad finger song
and we couldn't get it because they were like in whatever legal problems with all their stuff and
it was like the saddest thing
that we couldn't get this song it was it was like that sequence where it was so great with that song
right and then we couldn't get that song and all the guys in that band were always broke
and their lives were falling apart because something got fucked up in all their contracts
and they couldn't sell their music yeah do you feel like it's bittersweet now because when i
started comedy there wasn't much obviously there were no podcasts back then, like in 2006. I had the CDs on comedy. Remember Woody Allen had one, Seinfeld had one, a couple other guys. Now there's like eight zillion comedic avenues and internet shows and everything. Is it good or bad that there's this much access to comedy or was comedy better when it was this
kind of niche underground thing i don't know because you know when i was a kid i mean like
the book we're we have here sicker in the head yes where i interview all the comics when i did
it as a kid i did it because there were no interviews so other than like those weird cds
yeah there was almost nothing so as a as a young person who wanted to know, like, how do you do it?
There was nowhere to check.
So you were like actually interviewing Seinfeld because you're like, I want to know how to do this.
Exactly.
I've heard those old ones.
And literally it's like 1984.
Yes.
And so it's before Seinfeld, but people still thought he was the greatest comic.
And in the book it says something about how he was kind of icy to you, but then he saw you cared and that kind of softened him.
That's the key.
Well, I showed up at the door and I think he didn't realize it was a child.
And so you always have to decide, am I actually even going to do this right now?
Right, right.
And then I'm so earnest as a kid and I love him so much that at some point he got very kind.
And I said, how do you write a joke?
And then he started walking me through a premise he was working on
and the premise he was working on was
how do you catch a bullet
between your teeth and he saw that
and that's incredible and he's like
well how do you learn how to do that I mean
do you start with a grape
he goes and
this is the thing that made me laugh and I learned a lot
from him saying this he said
then I started thinking I don't remember his name.
And the guy's got to think, what the hell do I need to do to get you to remember my name?
And he just started showing me how his mind works.
Right.
And, you know, I did that with 50 different people.
And you don't even realize what you're picking up.
Yes.
But the main thing I picked up from it was they worked their asses off.
And it took like seven to 10 years to figure it out.
Exactly.
And so as a 16 year old to program in your brain, I have a goal.
And if I start now at like 17, I won't be good till I'm 25.
Yep.
And I'm okay with that.
That was life changing.
Right.
Because I think now everyone thinks they're supposed to be amazing in the first three
months. Well, they could TikTok it be amazing in the first three months.
Well, they could TikTok it and be, you know, viral.
Yeah, there are people who are selling tickets on the road through TikTok, you know, and they don't have an act.
Right.
Which sounds horrible to me.
I mean, it's great that you're making a living, but it's also like the people that are paying money to see you are going to hate the show.
Yeah.
Totally.
Yeah.
And now, yeah, everyone feels like they should be a star
instantly yes and i really thought oh seven years and i also thought okay which isn't crazy by the
way that's like think about like any job to be a doctor to be a lawyer it's like college and then
law school right i mean that seven years sounds reasonable and and in my head what i thought was, okay, I'm 17, 24, I'm Eddie Murphy.
That's not bad.
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I think at some point when I started having some success with like the 40-Year-Old Virgin,
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Right. You know, when it happened. The God. And I don't remember if he really remembered it. Right.
You know, when it happened. The funny thing is I interviewed him again the next year
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dangerfield do you want to interview so and so did you interview rodney i never got rodney but
like people would just give me his own phone number what and alan's white bell from saturday
yeah yeah would give me people's phone numbers.
And I think that was maybe the most important part of the whole process was, oh, this is what kindness says.
Right.
This is what mentorship is. I've noticed the funny guys tend to be kind.
A lot of the dicks are usually hacks.
Yeah.
The better comics are nicer for the most part.
Exactly.
They're more self-aware.
Yeah.
So you – Seinfeld, who were the other big ones
you talked to
when you were young
that had a big impression?
Well,
there were people like
Harold Ramis.
Ooh,
that's a good one.
He was in prep
for vacation.
Wow.
Wow.
And I remember
he started talking about
writing jokes
for Rodney Dangerfield
and getting 50 bucks a joke
and I never knew
that like
someone would write the jokes for people.
Yeah.
So that was a big thing.
So at 16, I'm like, oh.
Which is not really a thing anymore.
I mean, I think that's like an old school show business.
Yeah.
I mean, if you have a TV show, obviously.
Or you're doing the Oscars or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And there are people that, yeah, there are some people who do a little bit of that if
they're like really cranking out stuff.
But it definitely programmed in my brain, oh, I do stand-up and sell jokes to pay my rent so when i first started out i wrote
jokes for george wallace and taylor negron and wow i did a session for jeff dunham's old man puppet
wow my friend joel madison wow and i thought that's a cool thing to do. No one else was doing it. There weren't any other
comics who were willing to spend their comedy bandwidth helping somebody else.
They held the jokes too dear.
Yeah, they didn't want to do it. But I did it. And you know who I did it with? Norm.
No way.
Me and Norm and I believe John Regie got hired to write jokes for Roseanne.
Wow. I remember me and Norm,
I forgot if Reggie was there,
just driving to Roseanne's house,
sitting at her breakfast table and she takes out a big stack of legal pads
with all of her ideas.
Yeah.
And then we would like try to help her
turn them into jokes.
Very quickly he got hired on Roseanne
and then he got SNL like a few months later.
Like his thing blew up really fast.
Could you tell when hanging out?
Because he's like one of my heroes.
Could you tell hanging out like, oh, this guy's amazing.
This guy's brilliant.
Or was he just too weird?
I loved Norm the second I saw him.
I was living with Sandler.
We were both, you know, struggling.
Him less than me because he would be on remote control on MTV.
He'd VJ every once in a while.
But he, you know, so that was like a thing.
There'd be like MTV tours that Adam would go on on but adam had a lot of energy like to succeed and i came at it really as
a fan so i saw norm on something and i had the tape of it and i'm like sandler you gotta see this
fucking norm mcdonald wow this is like the funniest guy ever and i would do this to adam all the time
when i liked somebody and he would always say like,
I don't give a shit if he's funny.
I'm trying to be funny.
I'm trying to make it.
I don't care if he makes it.
And then the funny part is
he became Norm's biggest supporter.
And then suddenly Norm's in all the movies
and Billy Madison.
And suddenly like Norm's around all the time.
And I'm like, I told you it's Norm.
Norm's the one.
Comics also, I think we have like the arrogance you it's norm no one's the one yeah comics also i think we
have like the arrogance that we kind of want to discover the comic ourselves sure yes when someone
pushes a comic on you it's almost like being like being pushed to go on a date with someone
fuck off i'll meet someone you know point well i just had also had that nerdy fan thing and
sandler's thing back then he loved rodney and he worked at danger fields and and r.i.p that club's no longer
here i know and that i remember doing a couple of spots there back in the day and and that was his
guy he just he loved rodney and then rodney was in little nicky it's great right and then once we
all flew to vegas to see rodney perform when Rodney was like 80 something. Wow.
And Sandler like charters a jet and we all fly out there.
And it's like this really funny group.
It's like me, Sandler, Schneider, Covert, Carl Weathers.
Carl Weathers.
And Quentin Tarantino.
That was the group.
That's like a mad lib.
And we're all just fly to Vegas to see Rodney.
That's the only reason we're going, just to pay respects to Rodney.
Oh, and he's in Natural Born Killers.
I'm thinking of Tarantino.
Oh, yeah.
And then he was great.
In his 80s, he was great.
And then someone started heckling him.
And he just tore the guy apart.
And he woke up, too, to another level.
And he loved destroying the guy.
And then we hung out after
with him and and he's it was just such a such a character man there's a oh sorry there's a great
clip of rodney it's in the it's in the box set uh which i mean i don't know where you get a box
anymore it must be on youtube somewhere but he's in his 80s doing stand-up in vegas and it's not a
good crowd and it gets to a point where he's not doing great
and it's kind of sad and then it's another
thing where he wakes up and he just rattles
joke, joke, joke, joke
and at the end he gets a big applause break and he just goes
I know a lot of fucking jokes
it's like the funniest thing, he's like yeah I still
got it, I love it. Well I love like
these old records like
like you have this one here, I Don't Get No Respect.
But Rodney's thing was, and I don't know if it was cocaine induced or what, he used to
talk slow.
He used to be a storyteller and he was funny and he would talk like this and he would say,
have you ever gone to the mechanic?
And he had a whole different affect to him.
And it was really funny and dark
and weird and then suddenly it got super fast and crazy and i remember seeing him when i was like
13 or 14 at westbury music fair and it really was the case that certain jokes would kill so hard
that you would miss the next two wow like it was just pandemonium and maybe he was on coke and just
moving way too fast but he murdered like i'd never seen yeah his murder tonight show stuff
it's always like eight million nine million views on youtube still holds up still hilarious and
long like he used to do like eight minute sets or 10 minute sets he would sit down with johnny
do another 10 minutes i know on the couch
so many i try to avoid if i do a late night i try to do a short i'm like can i do 345 right how can
i get it not burn everything yeah but back then that was the spot to burn it you're right that
was like a special back then i guess exactly everybody in america was watching that thing
but norm would always say he would rehearse and practice like crazy for those panel sessions.
You'd think he's like a, he almost looks high.
He's off the cuff.
He's riffing.
He's talking about moths for eight minutes.
That was all prepared.
Yeah.
I mean, it's really fun to go down the Norm wormhole.
Because there's a lot of stuff.
Yes.
If you want to just look for like Norm
on a morning radio show 16 years ago
talking for an hour and 10 minutes yeah and being hilarious and crazy there's so much of it there's
one maybe the last year of his life where he i think it's hawaii and it gets really like intense
and he's just talking about life and and he and he's talking about like religion and masturbation and they can't tell if he's goofing on them or not.
And I'm not even quite sure because I think sometimes people, they think you're joking and then your thing is I'm going to tell them the complete truth.
Yes.
About everything and you're going to think I'm goofing, but I am not goofing.
Yes, exactly.
Like Andy Kaufman was on this show called like the Tom Cottle Show.
He's one of the first therapists on TV who would like do therapy with a real person or a celebrity on TV.
And there's a thing of it on YouTube.
It's like 20 minutes.
And you could tell Andy Kaufman has decided he's going to drop all of his character and tell the truth to this guy on tv and that's the
joke and it's like you can't even believe you're watching also norm's cadence is so funny it's hard
to picture it's just it's almost like the curse of rodney like picture rodney trying to be serious
it's still kind of funny totally the darkest character ever in natural born killers and
and it's like a laugh track you're right right. There's a Norm on the radio somewhere
and he's making fun of teachers
and a teacher calls in
and she's like,
you don't know how hard it is
and he's like,
what?
You're just the tallest person
in the room.
Wow.
All these things
and he's like,
you just have to be smarter
than the fifth grader.
You're teaching or whatever
and he's just killing this woman
with just facts
and it's all gold
and then he has a
big bit about it later in his act but i wonder if it came off that phone call but he's just dropping
gems and they're all blown away and he was close to shooting a special at the end of his life so
i always wondered did you know he was sick or not no i didn't nobody knew nine years yeah were you
still close with him i mean i don't know i I don't think I was ever close to Norm.
I just knew him a little bit for a really long time.
I had done a Largo show with him a few years before he died.
And he came in and he was so sharp.
And he was so funny backstage and so nice.
And then someone gives him a hit on a joint.
And then he's just like, Norm.
and then someone gives him a hit on a joint and then he's just like,
Norm.
And it was kind of sad
because you could just tell
he could have just crushed it
if he stayed sober.
And there's like one hit,
he just lost like half of it.
Yeah.
And I was mad at my friend,
like, why are you giving a joint to Norm?
And then he went on stage
and he has like a decent set.
I remember he was doing that stuff about
oj you know but oh but the irony remember that bit yeah yeah he got caught for the shirts yeah
not you know he went to jail for stealing shirts or whatever not the murder yeah blah blah blah
and at the end of his set he looks at the crowd and he's like kind of something like very emotional
and he says uh you know, I'm over here.
It's so nice.
You people are so nice to me.
And I walk over there.
And it points to the wings.
And it's over.
And it ends.
And I'm just over there alone.
But if I just stay out here, it really feels good to be here with you.
But I have to go.
And then he literally starts crying on stage and he just takes this long pause he goes i don't i don't know what to say and then he just goes
i love you and then he walked off wow yikes and now looking back knowing that he was sick you know
you wonder what he was thinking about and what all those moments were about and all the routines because there's interviews where he talks about really looking up to um
this actor what's his name richard farnsworth the guy who was in that movie where the guy rides a
lawnmower across the state it's called like straight story yeah what else is he's in the
tunnel is he in misery too yeah i mean he was I think he was a stuntman who became an actor.
Pull him up.
Maybe David Lynch directed that movie.
Or Gus Van Zandt.
I think David Lynch.
But he was talking about how much he admired him because he never told anyone he was sick.
Oh, yes. And he talked about it for about 10 minutes, like how that's the best thing you could do.
Right.
Is not bother your family.
Exactly.
And so he talked about it it but as if it was somebody
else yeah he had that whole i saw i heard him on a chris hardwick's podcast years ago and he's like
all these comics now they have these one-man shows about having an illness and he's like that's not
brave everybody calls him brave he's like no it's brave to hold it in and not bother everybody with
it oh you got cancer oh everybody gets cancer you know that's not a big deal i mean it's a big deal but it's not you're not special well he it reminds me of siskel and ebert because siskel didn't tell anybody
right he told nobody that he was sick and roger ebert i guess was really upset that he never shared
it with him and then by the time he found out he was very close to dying and then when roger ebert
got sick he shared the whole experience with the world
because he thought that that's what you do but you know that's a yeah a private decision yes
exactly it's it's that person's choice i don't judge either way but uh yeah my body my choice
what was the joke that norm had about uh beating cancer oh oh yeah isn't there something about like
how it's the cancer dies too so it's a draw or something?
Right, right.
You're battling with cancer.
I was like, I think he lost.
It's not really a battle.
It's a losing fight.
I can't remember, but it was great.
Then his dad died, and he's like, your dad's in a better place.
He's on the floor.
That was a great bit.
He's like, we're scared of Korea.
I'm scared of my heart.
My heart could kill me from inside.
I mean, brilliant stuff.
It's so simple.
You know, like World War II, they attacked the world.
You know?
It's incredible.
Gold.
Who do you think you are, Mars?
Yeah, that was a great tag.
You toured with Jim Carrey in the 80s, right?
I did, I did, yeah.
He was an impressionist, and he just didn't want to do impressions anymore.
He just decided that he didn't want to become Rich Little.
And he was playing Vegas.
He would open up for Rodney.
Rodney was one of his big supporters when he was like 19.
Wow.
And then he stopped for a while.
He did a couple of movies.
None of them did well.
But just being in movies back then was probably big, right?
It was big.
But if you got your shot, like he was in this movie Once Bitten.
It was like a vampire movie.
I remember that.
I used to come on Comedy Central like twice a week.
Was it like Lauren Hutton and him or something?
And then it bombed.
He had a TV show about like a cartoonist, The Duck Factory, and that bombed.
So all his big breaks weren't working.
And then he didn't know what to do.
And I guess a manager said stop doing stand standup and just focus on your acting.
And then I think it was like Peggy Sue got married and he was trying to build that career.
And then out of the blue, he just fired the managers and went, I shouldn't be doing standup.
That's totally wrong.
And he decided to go back, do no impressions.
And he went on stage every night and did his act completely improvised.
Like every night he would just do a completely different set
with no forethought.
Crowd work or just riffing?
I mean, riffing, yeah.
Not crowd work, not where you're from,
just going in your own head
into your own madness.
Terrifying.
It wasn't pretty, I heard.
It was on the Comedy Store documentary
he talked about.
He said at one point he got in the piano,
got out of the piano,
just trying anything he could do to get a laugh he would like lay in it like against the
back wall like the brick wall and he would just see how much he could get in the crack and i
remember he had a bit that he would like take off his shoe when he was bombing and he would pretend
to call his wife and he would just go like hi honey no honey. No, it's going great. They love me.
Oh, yeah.
We're not going to have to worry about making ends meet anymore.
And then he would start killing.
Like for like six, seven minutes he would kill.
And then it would fall off again.
Yeah.
But after a couple of months, he started building something.
And almost everything you see in movies like Ace Ventura and The Mask, he came up with on stage at that time all the
catchphrases let me show you something and all righty then and yeah all those things were his
fire marshal bill and all things he did just to that's where he really broke right and and living
color he didn't live in color yeah and then ace ventura yeah yeah i saw that in the theater with
my mom she's like i don't get it i like, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Same here.
I remember my grandparents took me to Dumb and Dumber, and they were just like old Jews.
They were so mad.
My grandma was like, that was the worst.
They wanted to see Apollo 13 or something like that.
I talked them into Dumb and Dumber.
Yeah, good.
They're like, I like Bob Hope.
Well, I remember my grandparents would see Buddy Hackett, and they'd be like, he's so dirty.
In my head, I'm like like oh you you're dirty that's what yeah but uh you can be dirty i mean guilty well
what about uh in in the book letterman's talking about how he hates impressions i feel like that
was probably the vibe that that people like rodney told him he was better than that right
well i think that uh jim thought – I would assume that he thought that people thought he was corny in some way.
And the thing that I think he was wrong about was he wasn't doing normal impressions.
Right.
So Jim thought, oh, I'm turning into Fred Travolina or somebody.
But what he was doing was like really innovative and demented.
Yes.
Because he would just – for a lot of it, just do people's faces.
Like he would just do Clint Eastwood and like he could change his face.
And then he would do James Dean.
And I remember he used to do Bruce Dern.
Wow.
Which was another like craze.
He could just become Bruce Dern's face.
But I think in the beginning,
maybe he was like also like singing a song as Sammy Davis Jr.
Yeah.
He had a whole on Golden Pond,
like Henry Fonda bit.
Yeah.
But then it turned into like post-nuclear Elvis Presley impressions.
That's a great one.
Jimmy Stewart in the apocalypse.
Yeah.
Stuff like that.
And so I would go out with him.
And in the beginning, I remember we went to the Atlanta Punchline.
Still there, different location.
Yeah, we did a week in Sandy Springs.
And he didn't get booked back like oh wow the response was no you can't come back yeah uh and he was still great like anyone
should go wait a second that was amazing even if it was a little hit and miss at the time and then
it just started murdering and he did a special and and he he had the killer sad yeah you gotta get over that
hump you gotta find it it's so weird to picture just jim carrey bombing i mean it's yeah you know
because he doesn't do stand-up anymore but then it's i feel like a lot of people don't even know
he did stand-up it was also like not normal jokes it was right uh it was surrealistic in some way and people had never seen it and he wasn't famous
so some nights
people would he would just get the room and then
other nights it would be always hit
and miss he never like
when he had the act would bomb but
just there were certain nights where it was
pandemonium and then suddenly his
Ventura hit and then
he was Jim and then he didn't want to do it anymore.
And it's funny because three weeks ago I did a Largo and I heard that Jim had been on stage at the Bob Saget Memorial.
And people said he was really funny and he hadn't really been on stage at the store in like 20 years.
And so I said, you know, I got a Largo coming up.
You want to just come on stage and just chat?
Like you don't have to do a set.
We'll just like, I'll just ask you questions.
And he did.
He came.
And then I just asked him questions questions i knew the answers to like you know you're just like please
don't cry at the end of your set here please don't cry i want this to go well and then i asked him
about kinnison and he had an amazing kinnison story and an amazing dangerfield story and then
you know the funniest person in the world like right away you go there it is if he ever wanted
to do it yeah you know he could do it
very quickly i hope he does i think there is a chance at some point he might consider it i think
so too it's so fun yeah and you get bored and movies don't really scratch that itch of it but
i will say eddie murphy always hints at coming back and i i think it's a bad idea i think he's
too much of a i mean he can do
whatever he wants but he's a legend we have him up here in our minds and to only get good you have
to get good you have to bomb so seeing eddie murphy bomb i think it's too much for people
well it might be a new story because he's that famous so if he has a bad set it could be a new
and that's the tough thing when you're that famous that's why it's hard when you're already famous to
be a killer right up it's just hard you got to work your way up i mean i can do better for doing so many seller sets because it's like
there's no way around it a lot of people just wouldn't put in the work i mean i think that
you just have to go i don't care if you write about my bad sets i mean the perfect example
like for eddie murphy is melanie right so melanie decides to come back and do stand-up after everything he's been through.
Yep.
And he goes and he does like the wine,
what's the name of that place?
City Wine, right?
City Wine.
Yeah.
And people write articles about it
and they're quoting the set.
Which is so messed up, I think.
I don't think it's cool to quote a comedian's material
if it's a work in progress.
Well, day one back.
Yeah.
But Mulaney's tough tough he didn't care he just said i'm just gonna keep going and so they did write those
articles like they would write the eddie murphy articles and then but the eddie murphy eddie
murphy's in stand-up in like 35 years has he i mean that that's the difference milaney's been
you know he's pretty funny though i don't know how bad the sets would be i think that eddie
murphy has so much charisma he probably could he you know. He's pretty funny though. I don't know how bad the sets would be. I think that Eddie Murphy has so much charisma, he probably could, he, you know, he'd have some
bumpy rides, but not that bumpy. That's true. But ultimately people get bored of those articles and
you go, yeah, okay, you've written a lot of what I'm saying. People get bored of it. And then at
some point after whatever, six months, Eddie Murphy has the monster set, but you have to want to do it
because it's a crazy amount of work and you got to get in the car and you got to like. Exactly. So funny to picture him at a, like, maybe he to do it's a crazy amount of work and you gotta get in the car and you gotta like exactly so funny to picture him at a like maybe
he'll just do like a road club to work and you're like yeah eddie murphy at the punchline in atlanta
put glasses on and read his notes yeah it's gonna be weird love it right like yeah i remember i saw
we have to really want 80 million dollars either one exactly he probably has 80 yeah yeah but i
saw the seinfeld at gotham and he it was like, you know, when the pandemic was slowing
down and he was like doing his first sets in a long time.
And you can see he's so excited.
Yeah.
To get up there.
And I think you either have that or you don't.
Right.
You either love it and you cannot stop that person.
Like Kevin Nealon is so riotously funny.
He's funny.
And he loves it.
I did a show with him recently.
He killed harder than I've ever seen him kill.
Wow.
But some people just start enjoying other things, which is fine.
I mean, if you don't have that fire and you focus.
I mean, he has like 10 kids.
I mean, there's a lot of reasons why it may not be worth his time.
Sure.
But you've got to do it one set at a time.
It's like getting buff.
You know, you go, I want to be buff.
You've got to do the reps. You've got to go to the gym. And I think a lot of people It's like getting buff. You go, I want to be buff. You got to do the reps.
You got to go to the gym.
I think a lot of people don't want to go to the gym.
They want to be buff.
Yeah.
When you were working on it, were you doing clubs on the road
or were you doing theaters or were you just working on it in the city or in L.A.?
When I was working on the set for my special,
I went to the D.C.rov and I went to comedy on States.
Oh, wow.
The good ones.
Yeah, I tried to go to places with good crowds.
But most of it at the Cellar, a lot of Largo shows.
Yep.
And I tried to have some momentum into shooting it, like, you know, like on the road straight into the shoot.
And I was happy with the set.
I also, in my head, I literally thought,
I'd love to do a special before I'm completely bald.
And I'd like to, while I look okay,
I'd like to kind of get it all down at this stage of life.
But also my kids were a certain age
and I feel like they both are out of the house now.
And it captured a period of what life was and parenting and, you know, what was happening.
So I'm glad that I got it done.
Yeah, that special's called Judd Apatow, thinning.
And you also produced two, how many specials did you produce?
I know you did Gary and Chris Gethard.
And Ricky Velez.
And Ricky.
Okay, I was going to say, is there a theme of like depression or like darkness that you look for
but Ricky is not
he's not like that really
he's got anxiety stuff
anxiety
but Gary
Gary specifically
was about
yeah the Great Depression
yeah
and that was an amazing set
killer
and
put him on the map I think
well I mean
we've all known
that he's the greatest
forever
but that was a very special set
and it was so funny and so vulnerable and open We've all known that he's the greatest forever. But that was a very special set.
And it was so funny and so vulnerable and open.
And Chris Gethard's show, Career Suicide, was an amazing one-man show about all of his struggles and suicide attempts.
And it was a little bit more of a theater piece.
And it's a really great HBO special.
He's a great storyteller yeah that my friend michael bonfiglio who i
co-directed the george carlin documentary with he directed both of those specials and i'm glad
they're out there because you know both of them said you know when they were young there's nothing
about depression out there there's nothing about mental health stuff to make you feel like you're
not alone in things that are really hard and so just for that
to exist people watch it and they go oh there can't be light at the end of the tunnel there's
a way through this and just to know that you're not the only person suffering with it is a big
deal oh yeah yeah comedy's come so far like there's these indian comedy's just new in india
and there's all these guys he's in the bubble the Veer Das. That's exactly what I was thinking of. He's in The Bubble, the movie.
Oh, there you go.
He's a great guy.
Yeah, I just saw him at the cellar the other night.
But he'll like rent out a theater and be like,
I'm working on my new hour.
And that's, I don't think there's a lot of clubs there,
you know, and comedy's so new.
They're almost like in the 80s in India.
I think he said he was doing like big shows
like in the woods, like during the pandemic.
He would just like set up a thing outside. Oh yeah, I did those. Parking lot shows that hit the woods like during the pandemic you would just like set up a thing outside oh yeah
i did those parking lot shows that hit the the high beams if you really killed you got the wipers
did you enjoy those or no i just had to get out of the house had to get up i never want to do
and i never want to do a roof ever again it made me so depressed yeah i did one like corporate
thing on zoom yeah it was like someone's rich person's
birthday and then they had like a lot of big comics and the whole family's just like sitting
on their couch oh and we're like doing their act for them and they were actually nice and like
laughing like it made it not like a terrible thing and i took it i just gave the money to
charity because i i just wanted to see what it was and it was a little too lucrative for
for that kind of thing and uh but big people it's like
really i don't even know i want to say who they were
and i was like is this what it's become and then other people would do zoom shows where
there's a hundred people on the zoom and at first all their mics are kind of on so if someone was
just like talking to their friend like that you would hear that also and then they had to figure
out how to deal with that kind of shit.
Yeah.
I know there's always the old lady whose face is up against the screen and she's trying to figure it out.
She's like, how do I do this?
And she's like talking over your act.
Brutal.
That was a dark time.
Yeah.
And for people who just not make money.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a long run for people to, you know, for people who,
you know,
if you don't have a lot of money
in the bank
and you're going to have
almost two years
where like 80% of it goes away,
I don't know how a lot of people
survived.
I mean,
a lot of people didn't
and a lot of restaurants closed
and a lot of movie theaters.
Yeah.
A lot of stuff that,
you know,
we need entertainment
and restaurants
for an economy.
It's terrible, you know?
I was hoping more would quit. I feel like we have more than before i know i'll get messages from comics
sometimes like uh i just started comedy two years ago i'm like you started two years ago
you started in march of peak you started the worst time in history um yeah that's interesting i mean
you've had such an interesting career man because you've
just done so many different types of things i mean it just i just think of like the tv shows
and the types of movies you've made i mean working on something like the critic and then making funny
people like you can't have two different types of yeah right i mean i just think yeah you always
want to go like what what what else could you do yeah and not get stuck in the thing even this new
movie the bubble like it's really like silly it's like a mel brooks movie or i don't know i mean it's not
really that style i was thinking like christopher guest and then it kind of veered into a little
the tropic thunder type of thing but it's i don't mean this in a bad way but it's like the dumbest
movie i've made like it's all right it's goofy it's like we need goofy right now I showed distiller he goes it's bonkers with a z and usually usually like I'm trying to make things
very emotionally grounded and then going how funny can you be when the characters are very real
and this I just threw that out the window for the first time and so that's scary to go oh I don't
have the uh the grounding that usually makes me feel comfortable of how
would a normal person behave right it's scary to have strange characters who have completely
different uh ways of communicating that don't necessarily make sense sure i mean we haven't
had a jerk in so long and we i missed that kind of stuff that's why i think that tim robinson show oh yeah hit so hard because it's so silly and wacky and kind of abstract he's so he goes so
hard that guy it's so it's it's like a level of vulnerability like people say like this this
comic was so vulnerable like that since i remember nick vader out we used to do shows like the creek
so funny you know nick but nick would go so high energy for like four people in the crowd and i'd
be like this is balls yeah i always loved that nick just had just ball big act outs for no payoff
that was a terrifying moment for four people he was hilarious i mean he is hilarious sure
that's why people like say like you know how do you stay interested because at some point you
realize like oh i'm like 37 years into this wow you know and And if you add like interviewing people, it's like 40
years of a full obsession.
And it really is that
it's always terrifying.
Like every second of it,
like my movie comes out
on Friday the 1st.
By the time this is out, it'll be out.
I don't know if people are going to go like, oh man,
thank you for making me laugh or that
is the stupidest, worst movie you've ever made.
And that's why you do it.
Yes.
Because it's just you cannot hold on to it and make it like a stable life.
Yeah, right, right.
You just can't.
You just do not know what people are going to go for at any moment.
And sometimes the thing that you love, people don't go for it.
And then 15 years later, it pops up and you're like, what?
People like the cable guy now?
Cult classic.
I was going to get to that.
You wrote the cable guy.
I did.
Yes.
I'm not credited.
I did like a lot of writing on the cable guy.
I was the producer.
So as a producer, it's very hard to be credited as a writer.
The rules are that you have to change an enormous amount to get the credit,
which always broke my heart
because I was so proud of the writing on that.
And then people would laugh at me
because I sued the Writers Guild
because I said that the rule was not fair.
Because if someone who's not the producer rewrites a movie,
it's easier for them to get credited
than if you're the producer and you rewrite the movie, it's easier for them to get credited than if you're the
producer and you rewrite the movie.
And it's there to protect people from getting screwed over by producers who are trying to
get credit.
But it's ultimately unfair because why should it be a different amount of work?
But anyway, so the cable guy bombs, but I'm suing the Guild to get my name on it.
And everyone used to make fun of me.
Are you really suing to get your name on the movie?
And you did Celtic Pride, too.
I did Celtic Pride.
Another underrated movie.
Oh, wow.
Well, the thing is, Colin Quinn wrote Celtic Pride.
And it was not makeable because he just had all the NBA players doing drugs. And there was gambling.
And everything in it would never get the NBA to allow it to be made.
To use the logos and everything.
Yeah, you just couldn't do it. And it was really, really funny. never get the NBA to allow it to be made. To use the logos and everything. Yeah.
You just couldn't do it.
And it was really, really funny.
And so I said, can I take a pass at it and see if I can get it makeable?
And the funny thing about it is when we shot it, it was the last thing they did at Boston
Garden before they tore it down.
Oh, wow.
They tore it down because of the movie?
Exactly.
Yeah. tore it down oh wow they shot because of the movie exactly yeah and so that was one of those that you know it totally was not what we hoped it would be yeah you know and and we but also it
was so fun because we got to hang out at boston garden like bob guzzi's there like a lot of those
people are around at that time and uh and it just you know didn't all come together but it was a great i i
always felt bad because you know quinn wrote such a cool thing right you know but it was just so
edgy anytime you have a great idea for like football and you're like and then the football
play is doing coke like you can't make it really because you want to make up the yeah but it's
making up the teams yeah you know remember they did well they did it in, they had that show on ESPN Playmakers back in the day.
And it was like the Sharks, their team.
The Sharks.
Yeah, because these aren't real football teams, but they're doing below.
First and ten.
Right, right.
Remember Sports Night?
That was a great show.
That was good.
Yeah, classic.
Was that Sorkin?
Yeah.
Oh.
Only one season, I think.
Damn, I think it was too smart for the room.
Yeah.
Well, it came at that weird time when I think you needed a laugh track to be in.
They were like, what is this?
It's just a situation comedy without laugh track.
Well, Undeclared, I think, suffered from that because there weren't single camera comedy shows.
So we were on after like that 70s show.
We just didn't fit in anywhere.
And so we just seemed odd.
There's all these weird factors.
I feel like we're getting out of that with internet a little bit.
Because, you know, back in the day it was like Seinfeld only made it because they put it on after Cheers randomly.
You know, it probably wouldn't have caught steam if it wasn't on after Cheers.
And that just took off.
But, like, now with the internet, it's just here you go.
Whenever you want.
Or Apple TV or streaming or whatever.
It's just there.
Yeah, it's just sitting there.
Well, the habit of TV sucks now because you watch the whole show in a few days.
So instead of 22, it's like six or eight.
And you eat it up.
And then it disappears for like two years.
You don't remember what it was.
Yeah.
And then you eat it up again.
And then it shows up two and a half years later.
Yeah.
Like it was fun like watching MASH every week.
Right.
Because you had a relationship with the show.
Yes.
It was like part of your life.
And now it's not like that.
And someone was telling me that they basically decided that the idea of dropping it all at once really doesn't work for the audience.
That they don't like it.
They don't mind like dropping two and next week dropping two.
Like maybe like not just one a week.
But that people like to be engaged for a couple of months.
I think so.
Even if they want to binge it, they know it's because you forget episode one yeah it's like you want them
all you don't remember the first cookie when you're on number 11 yeah you don't have that
feeling anymore yeah i'm a big curb nut and curb would come out every sunday and it was so did
succession so it was like my big night curb Curb and Succession, same night. And Sopranos.
And Sopranos.
Sopranos was like The Godfather was coming out every week for like seven, eight years.
Sopranos is our favorite show ever.
You know, Mad Men's another one where it was every week, but also it was like two and a half years in between seasons.
You'd be like, these kids are adults now.
What the hell is happening?
I know, right?
They're aging in a very weird way.
And sometimes the end of one season, the first episode of the next season is the next day.
And the kid's grown a year and a half.
He's got a mustache.
We don't want to keep you here because we know you've got the Fallon.
Are we already out of time?
That flew by.
We're not because I have to go on The Tonight Show right now and push things and try to be sharp.
Well, this is a great episode.
I've only read like four or five of the interviews so far, but I can't wait to finish this.
Great book.
Yeah.
Love the first one.
So I'm excited for this one.
Yeah.
Love it.
It's really awesome.
And I can't wait to see the movie, man.
Netflix.
The Bubble.
The Bubble.
Carlin Dock coming out.
In May.
And I know you guys know most of Judd's work,
but we have a lot of diehard comedy nerds who listen to this,
so this is your demo, man.
Yeah.
Before you go, one comic you hate.
I'm sure I can find one.
Besides Cosby.
Yeah.
Too easy.
Thanks so much, Judd.
Thank you, Judd.
You're the man.
Sunday's the day for my next bender
i've had a little too much
bourbon and norman's talking shit about
the fucking pump
and i get down in the same way
up on the roof like the cops coming
and naked samuel is feeling dangerous i'm out to lunch here in New Orleans.
This woman doesn't look like I remember her.
And I get down in the same way.
We might be true.
Oh, what a great episode, guys.
Thanks for listening.
We got a bunch of road dates coming up.
I'll be at the Brea Improv April 28th through 30th.
I'll be in L.A.
That show sold out, so I think we're going to add a second one.
Small venue, but I'm sure we'll be doing something in L.A. together
if we can figure out the time.
I'm adding. Oh, this comes out the next weekend.
Wait a minute.
Adding what?
Oh, I'm going to add, I think, a Gotham weekend in April.
Oh, that's a great idea.
But that already passed, yeah.
I don't want the stress of another theater show.
I just want to do it.
I was about to say.
No, no, no.
We got Zany's in Nashville, Albany, Toronto.
It's a second show added.
First one sold out.
We got Providence, Chicago taping.
I hope to see you there.
Hell yeah.
At the Den, we got, I'm all over the place.
Just go to the website.
I can't read anymore.
Cleveland, Tampa, samorell.com slash shows.
Love ya.
Yeah.
I'm all over the road.
Phoenix at Stand Up Live, big room, so come on out. Great club. Love ya. Yeah. I'm all over the road. Phoenix at Stand Up Live.
Big room, so come on out.
Great club.
Great club.
Colusa, California.
It's a casino.
Lord knows that'll be wacky.
Denver, some theater.
I think it's called the Paramount.
Addison Improv Comedy Club in Dallas.
Love that room.
Classic.
Love that town.
Bricktown Comedy Club in OKC.
Another great one. Yeah. San Jose Improv coming up. Huge. Huge room. Love that town. Bricktown Comedy Club and OKC. Another great one.
San Jose Improv coming up.
Huge.
Huge room.
Cool town.
I'm there in August, I think.
Yeah, huge room.
Uh-oh.
Stand Up Live in Huntsville.
And Minneapolis.
I spent a week there one night.
Fantagious Theater, Minneapolis.
Chicago at the Vic.
Cleveland.
Irvine. All kinds of good dates.
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