Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 118- House of Wax (2005)

Episode Date: January 23, 2017

Remember 2005? What a silly time! This week we're discussing the era along with that year's remake of "House of Wax." Special topics for your consideration include: a plethora of early-2000s televisio...n actors, feelings about Achilles tendons, the logistics of having a house made entirely of wax, always learning lessons from horror movies and a deep retrospective on many other films we're covered.  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.  You know what's also handmade, but better than buildings made from wax? Everything in the Cryptocurium Parcel of Terror! Get yourself a subscription to this monthly box at www.cryptocurium.com for just $35 a month and prepare to be amazed at the cool stuff you'll have delivered to your door.  Hey, did you guys like this episode? Or any of our episodes? Tell a friend, or review us on iTunes...or both! Your support is what helps us grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Starting point is 00:00:25 Hey Alan. Hey Katie. That's hot. What's that? That's hot. What's hot? What's hot? That is? Do you want to go down to the big game? Big game? that's hot? That is? Do you want to go down to the big game? Big game? Oh, the big game? Yeah, there's a big game. Not gonna miss the big game? That's hot. That's hot. Did she even say that's hot in this movie? I don't? Do. Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do, th? Do, th? Do, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi? th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th, th. th- thi? thi? thi. thi. thi. the the thi. tho tho the tho th Yeah, there's a big game. Not gonna miss the big game. That's hot. Did she even say that's hot in this movie? I don't think so. I don't know. It was definitely her catchphrase for a while. It's not a great intro. It's hot. It's as good as my lunged, thead, thead, thead, th, th, th, th, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tho, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that going to the big game. What are we talking about? We are talking about House O Wax. And who are we?
Starting point is 00:00:47 We are were Whewulf Amulance. I'm Alan. I'm Katie. House of Wax. 2005 remake? Remak? It's got that fresh, 2005, their music. It's got to be fresh, 2005, and I was like, oh, oh, oh, that, that, that popular then, but I guess it is.
Starting point is 00:01:05 And then there was an Interpol song in it and I was like, oh I gotta listen this album again. I was like, oh I gotta take this out. Yeah, I got to take this out. Yeah, there was like some hits for the old heads up in there. Because we were watching this movie. Oh, we were. We were, we watched. picking up my dinner tonight and I was at the restaurant. Where'd you go? Bonn-Me and Tea in Lawrenceville? What? Is it good? Oh, it's fucking delicious.
Starting point is 00:01:26 They make great Bon tunne. I want to go there. You get that bubble tea with them bubbles in it. I've never had a bubble tea. I think I Jimmy World song is on. Sure, loved that band when I was in 2005. Well, that's fun because the woman, like I think owns the joint, was talking to somebody and he's like, do you like this? She's like, oh, Fall Out Boy, Jimmy Eat World?
Starting point is 00:01:55 That was my jam back in the day. We have reached an age where back in the day Jimmy ate world and fallout boy were your jam. That made me feel so old. Yeah. Yeah. I do me, you know everybody's doing those things on Facebook where they're listing the albums that their top 10 albums when they're in high school and everybody's fucking lying because they're like, oh I was totally listening to this cool shit. No you were also listening to Jimmy World Clarity on repeat like I was. Whatever. What was the hit off that one? I don't know that there was one. Okay, all right. I don't think they did. They did a couple good jams. They had the next album Bleed American was where they had hits but then they had to change the name because 9-11 happened and then it just became self-titled. No, I'm not even joking. Yeah, there was a lot of that. I'm a lot. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the their. I their. I their. I th. I th. I th. I made. I made. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did a a a the the the the the the the the the the their. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. A. A. A. A. A. A. th. th. A. th. th. th. A. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. A hip-hop act, the coup, who had their album that came out, I think on September 11th, was them hitting a button and the World Trade Towers blowing up. What? Why were they not arrested in connection?
Starting point is 00:02:54 Oh, no, they were questioned. Explosions in the sky whose record came out, I think name of the album or at least written in the liner notes was this plane will crash tomorrow Oh, and so like they had like all this shit like and they're called explosions in the sky Oops Well, no one knew no, I mean somebody knew but it wasn't it wasn't this band of instrumentalists from Texas you know it wasn't the Friday night light sound tracks But yeah, so I was just like, fuck, I feel old. Oh five, what a year. Yeah, I was like a fully formed, god damn, I mean I was, what, 20, 31? Yeah, nice try. Yeah, 20.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Almost as old as I am now. Yeah, I graduated from college in 2005 and it was it was dark days. Was it? Yeah, a little bit of a nervous breakdown, drank heavily. Oh, listen to a lot of Jimmy World probably. In her bowl probably. Briefly, Pedro the Lion and then I was like, this is about Jesus. It's really good. It's just so Jesus.
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Starting point is 00:04:30 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, she had like 27 reality shows and. She's a very savvy business woman. Was in this movie. Oh, I thought she was a wooden cardboard person. Did you think I thought she was fine? And I thought it was making fun of her the entire talk she was on screen. I think she knew it was making fun of her. I hope so. If not, it was the meanest the meanest thing I've ever seen I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Yeah, I think it's kind of a persona. Yeah. I think Paris Hilton's probably a more well-developed person than. I would hope. If not she's a walking monster. Yeah, I think this she knew she was parodying her own persona. Well, there's the one scene, spoiler, spoiler. a dude head and they're filming it with a night vision camera just like her famous film One Night in Paris. One night in Paris. Which is not good, not good. Not that I've ever seen it, it's not good. It's not good. It's not good if you know it's not good if you know.
Starting point is 00:05:32 What's this now? Okay. Is it better or worse than House of Wax? Oh, it to hearing the hottest of takes on House of Wax. Like that you just keep using hot ta- I know, I really into that phrase lately. I know it's like over by about six to eight months, which is just in time for me to get it. This is the first I'm hearing of it. Really? I'm 40-Fuck, I'm almost 43. Yeah. These these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these th. These th. These th. These th. These th. These th. These th. These th. These th. These things are th. These th. These th. These things are are th. These th. These thinks are thinks are thinks are thinks are thinks are thinks are thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I the. I the. I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. I the. I the., the weekend? Everyone's going nuts for the weekend, which is a new. You mean, everybody's working for the weekend. Yeah, lover boy.
Starting point is 00:06:10 And one of those new R&B singers. Oh, R&B is still a thing? His name is The Weekend. No, I do know who he is. With no E between the K and the N. Yeah. So I was like, I'll like, I I I I I I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll th, I'll th, I'll th, I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll, I'll th. I, I'll th. I, I, I'll th. I, I, I, I'll th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I, I, I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll th. I'll th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.'t even anything and I just turned it off. Just put on ready to die and listen to Juicy over and over. Yeah, it's pretty dope. I was listening to Juicy on on my way here like it's the last song I heard before I got here. I've been on a big thin Lizzy kick so so I think you've been on a big thin Lizzy kick Let's get into it, Katie.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Okay. How do we get into this movie? We can talk about how I didn't know Sam from Supernatural, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, got so stoked. Yeah, like him. Although he's terrible in this movie. It's the dirt snatch that's doing the heavy lifting for Sam in this movie. They do say that he has a he-man haircut, which I th th th th th is th is th is th is th is the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thin, the, the, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. you ever seen the infographic that's all of his haircuts? No? It's just every haircut that's he's had in every season of Supernatural and it's fucking amazing. And the other guy has just had the same haircut because he knows what works for him. It's was a model. I mean, he's a hunky, do.
Starting point is 00:07:26 The other guy was on, uh, just soap operas. And the remake of my bloody Valentine. Which I actually really enjoyed, especially in the third dimension. I enjoyed it as well. We should talk about that movie at some point, because it's got full frontal 3D. Yeah. I have the DVD that came with the 3D glasses. Oh, nice. The first time I watched it, I guess I had the DVD on the wrong side. Like, I didn't understand which side was supposed to be up and which side it was supposed
Starting point is 00:07:48 to be down. I was like, this looks like shit. It's hard, it's hard to be me. This seems to, from what, my partner was telling me, this movie is like a, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, ah, The O.C or something maybe? One Tree Hill. Okay, that might be it. Yeah, I think. And Alicia Cuthbert? She was on 24.
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Starting point is 00:08:33 I think the acting is competent in this way. Oh, yeah, totally fine. I was like, Alicia? Is that how he's it? It's just like phenomenally beautiful. Yeah, I like that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th is th is th is just, th is just, that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thia, that thia, thia, that thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they figured, they were like, oh, how do we get her out of that long-sleeve shirt and it's this tiny, tiny A shirt? What? Also, why does her much larger brother were a tiny, tiny A shirt?
Starting point is 00:08:52 It's a good question. I feel like it gets smaller as the movie. For sure. Yeah. wax does in this movie. Should we like even, okay. So we start off with the wax of tricklin. Wax's trickling down the screen. Yeah. From this house that has the drippiest candles on earth. Yeah. I have a lot of problems with candles in this movie, but anyway. Mom's making wax masks. Yeah. It's like the 70s you can tell because it's sepia. Yeah. And no one, it's Charlie. It's Charlie's. It's Charlie's Charlie's Charlie's Charlie's Charlie's Charlie brown. the the the the the the the the the the the dr's Charlie brown. the dr the dr the dr the dri, the dri, the dri, the dri, the drippy. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. that's Charlie brown. Charlie's Charlie's Charlie brown. that's Charlie. that's that's that's that's that's the drippie. the drippie. the drippie. the drippie. the dria. the dria. the dria. the dria. the dri, it's the dri, it's the dri, it's the dri. the dri. the dri's the dri's the dri's the dri's the dri's the dri's the dripp the dripp the dripp that's the drippie. that's the drippie. the drippie. that's th. that's th. th. that's dr. Dr. that's dr. that's dr. that's dr. that's dr. the drippie-s the drippie-s the drippie-s the adult heads. Right. And there's the monster brother who's the screaming brother has to be strapped and then duct-taped into his chair. And then there's the good brother who's just eating Cheerios. Yeah. Mealtimes are very stressful in that house. Unbelievably so. Yeah. I feel like
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Starting point is 00:10:18 Oh, she's dead inside. And she looks like, you that, you, you, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, she's thi, she's thi, she's thi, she's thi, she's tham. She's tham, she themed like, she themed like, she themed like, she themed like, she themed like, she themed like, she themed like, she themed like, she seemed like, she seemed like, she seemed like, she seemed like, she seemed like, she seemed like, she seemed like, she's th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thin. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. She seemed like, she seemed years ago. She's just dead inside. And she's also a Paris Hilton. And she comes with a lot of baggage. You mean her hair extensions? Her hair extensions? And yes, and just a lot about. She's a really famous or really popular DJ. Yeah. She gets a ton of money for DJ.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah. She's probably OK. I think a thii. I'm sure. Here's the thing I really like about Paris Hilton is that she made sweatsuits couture. She made it cool to go out in a sweatsuit and it's like, thank you Paris Hilton. I appreciate that. That's all. And she also like, there was a sex tape and she was kind of like, and? Yeah, I got fucked. Yeah, some Dildo filmed it. Anyway, carry on. And now we have the Kardashians. Yeah, I like Paris. Paris Hilton over the Kardashians any day. All right. All right. She at least seems to have a sense of humor. I hope so. I really believe. If not, this movie was just a hate film against her. I don't think she would let that happen. I think she's smarter than that. I have similar theories about Jessica Simpson of the same era that she was just playing stupid. I hope so. I hope so. I really do. Because she's a parent now, isn't she?
Starting point is 00:11:27 Yeah. And yeah, that would be an issue. I know a lot of stupid parents. Anyway, we're still on this movie. Yeah, so we meet, we meet Paris Hilton. We meet Sam Winchester. We meet Blake who is spitting a rhyme while checking his GPS. And then so that he saved, he was checking his GPS to get a find a quicker route
Starting point is 00:11:47 so he could save more time to fuck Paris Hilton. Sure, it takes time. And she was like, oh, that's so sweet. Yeah. Like, immediately you care nothing for these people. No, not at all. Then Alicia Cuthbert's twin. Nick Jones. And then they have another guy.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Yeah, who's the comic relief? Yeah. He's not particularly funny though, to be fair. No. Mm-hmm. Is that Dalton? Yeah. Yes.
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Starting point is 00:12:30 So they're driving into this big flitting ball game. And there's Jared better looking in a sports car with like two other people crammed in the back seat and his girlfriendruck with just Paris Hilton and Blake. It was like an escalade pickup? I don't know if that's a real thing. Is it? It might be. It doesn't matter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Sure. And they drive up next to the pickup truck and she's giving head to the to Blake. She dropped her lip balm. Yeah. And but they film it with the night, the night, the night, the night, the night, the night, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, it with the night vision and I was like, wow, are they just, I feel like they're just being real mean right now. I think she's in on the joke. I hope so. I really do.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Because it was like, she certainly has an agent who's like, hold on, you know? You know? I hope so. Anyway, yada, yada. They camp out because they're going to the big in to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the big. the big. the big. the big. the big. the big. the big. the big. the big. to to to to be. to to to their. I their. I their. I. I their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the redneck shows up in a pickup truck. They throw a football at it and put out one of the headlights because they have Johnny football. A beer bottle. A beer bottle.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I assumed it was a football. Nick, the brother who was in jail, what did have a sports scholarship for sports. Yeah. And he's real good at throw in things. That's what you do when you do when you do. And he the beer. And the tho you tho tho tho tho th. the th. And he was able to throw a beer bottle perfectly to smash a headlight. Really thought it was a football? No, I wish. He would be like some sort of super-eer if he just had football if he just had football they just were throwing a football. That's how we knew he was so he was so that he was so, that's how we knew he was so he was so, the the taurifice. Yeah, that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi's thi. thi. thin. thin. thin's thin's th. thin's thin's thin's thi. thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's th. He's thin's th. He's th. He's th. He's. He's th. it's only so later you could recognize him. Yeah, yeah I agree. Bro and Sis got a lot of
Starting point is 00:14:09 issues. Camp out overnight, they wake up at 2.30 in the afternoon, which is like, have you never camped before? You wake up at fucking dawn? Because you have no choice. I do want to mention one quick line from the night before they wake up at 2.30 in the afternoon when there's like a horrible stench that blows into their camp. And somebody says something's dead out there and then Blake says nah something dead right here and we need to drink it back to life. Bless me dog and then hold his hand up for a beer. I was like, that's either the best of the worst lie I've ever heard. It's pretty good. If somebody really said that in real life, you'd be like, oh, you're a hero. So, I mean, whatever.
Starting point is 00:14:52 I was, it was good enough that I rewound it, and I was like, I need to get that, I need to get that down. Yeah. For perpetuity. Yes, 2.3 in the afternoon. We find out what the smell is because Alicia Cuthbert falls into a death pit, which it was disgusting. I was eating spaghetti while I watch this and I had to put it on. Why you always spigetting? Because I'm hungry.
Starting point is 00:15:12 It's not always spaghetti, you're just racist now. You're just being racist. I feel like it's been spaghetti. I'm like, I'm just a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's just just just just just just just just just just a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm just a thi. I'm just a thi. I'm just a thi. I'm just a thi. I'm just a thi. I'm just a thi. I'm just thi. I'm just just thi. I'm just thi. I'm just thi. I'm just thi. I'm just eating. I'm just eating. I'm just eating. I'm just eating. I'm just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a quick, it's a quick meal, it's delicious. It's so spicy meat, the ball. It's not always spaghetti. I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being a... I like spaghetti! Culturist. Yeah, really? Sometimes it's a bigger tone,
Starting point is 00:15:35 and nice, a big tone, you know what I sang? Did you worry that she had followed into the, uh, the death bit from the descent? I did not. I was just so appalled. It was just disgusting. Nice effects. Yeah, it was really cool looking. And it's literally just a pitiful of dead animals. Yeah, for no reason.
Starting point is 00:15:52 I think it's supposed to be road kill. Yeah. Because for all you justified, shows up and throws a deer into the pit. What's justified. It was a show show show show show show show show Oliphant as a Kentucky like sheriffs or some nonsense. It sounds like something I wouldn't like. It was just a cop drama with you know Timothy Oliphon. He's easy on the eyes. I guess. And it's really the only thing he can play is a cop. So yeah, okay. So this is where she gets a new shirt. Right, because
Starting point is 00:16:28 they figured out that Sam's fan belt has been cut. Oh yeah, she, Alicia Cuthbert has heard them. What's her name? Does she have her name? That's Carly Jones you're talking about. I'm really glad that you make a list of these things now. She has heard something in the night, which we find later to be that the car was tampered with by the rednecks. I kind of hate that. You know, I hate the rednecks. It's true. It's very classist and weird and it been boring at this point.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Right. If it's not Tucker and Dale, God damn, that movie's so good. I know, I love it. I watch it all the time. I'm like, kind of embarrassed at how often I'll just be like, I'll just watch Tucker and Dale again. I'm doing the dishes. I'll put on some Tucker and Dale. You just need to feel your feel. It's so good. Metallica is kind of trying to ruin old Metallica by being current Metallica. I don't know, you can still put on like master puppets and be like, all right. It's still shreds, but it's still like, oh this is still Jamesfield.
Starting point is 00:17:32 No, no, no, no, no. What is it? I don't know. It's just that their current selves are tainting their past selves. Hmm, I think it'll be all right. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. theat's th. th. theat thi. theatheed th. th. theathea' thathea' thathea' that that that that that that that that's still still still still still still still still still still still still th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's still still still still still still still that that that that thateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateate. the. the. All right. Yeah. Thanks, Katie. Sure. I get chafed whenever people are like, oh, the new Ghostbusters ruined my child. Like, no, fuck you didn't. Because you already saw Ghostbusters and you probably seen it a million times and it's been good each time. So like just room temp your butter. the temp your butter? It's like a thing I'm thinking.
Starting point is 00:18:05 It's a thing I'm working into my lexicon. Because I thought you said room temp your butt? And I was like, um, okay. I was reading a recipe for something that was like, don't forget to room temperature butter. And I was like, room temp your butter, and I'm like to tap your tap, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, tip, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, tip, to say, like, like, like, to say, to say, and I'm, and I'm, to say, and I'm, to say, to say, to say, to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, to to to to to to to to to to to tap, tap, tap, tap, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip your tip your tap, tap, tap, tha, thi, tap, thi, tap, thi, tap, tap, too, tap, to tapones a lot and you've got to freeze your butter to do that. Oh yeah? You don't know how to scone. I can teach you.
Starting point is 00:18:28 You have any scones here? Not too hard? No, I hate the last one this morning. Well, that wasn't, that was very inconsider of you knowing. I'm going to be here. I should always. Give th. the th. thoes. th. to to to to to to to thoes. to to thoes. to to thoes. to thoes. to thoes. to to the to to to to to to to to to to be to to to to to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoes. I. I thoes. thoes. the thoooooooooooooooooan. the the the the the toan. thoooooooooooooan. I. I mean, you're... I don't need the NPR and making scones. You're 43 years old and Alan. I am done. If the audience hasn't caught on by now, this is what we do.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Also, 20 minutes into this episode, nothing useful about this movie. So Dewey Crow drives them into town. That's his character from Justified. Does Sam have a name? Wade, Wade is Wade. I'm sticking with Sam. Fine, Sam and Wade Felton is his name. Felton? Yeah. I hate him. He's a terrible character in this movie. But he's really, he's supposed to be likeable. Like you're supposed to be like, oh that's the nice boyfriend. He's a nice boyfriend. He cares about her. He seems to care about her, but he makes the stupidest choices. Yeah, but he he he he he he he he's he he he he he he's he. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's is is is is th. He's is. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. th. He's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to thi. to to to thi. to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. but he makes the stupidest choices. Yeah, but he's also a real big dick when that guy gives her the eyes later on. It's like, you know, you have the most beautiful lady friend. Right, I'm just surprised you're not used to this. And like, it's not cool that some dudes like giving her the eye, but still, like you shouldn't be mad at her. It's not her fault. That's college dudes. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. takes them to town to go to a gas station to get a new fan belt. Yeah. The gas station is closed so they go to the church as you do. Like you do.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Nobody else is in town except for an old lady looking through a window. Yeah, right. So they go to the church where a funeral is happening. They just barge in on the funeral and then. And then mouth fella comes out and yells at them for barging in on the funeral. And then goes back in and then comes back out and is like, hey guys, which is very, it doesn't serve a plot purpose for him to be like mean and then nice. No, not at all. So he is the owner of the gas station, he's gonna get them a fan belt after the funeral is over. About a half hour left in this sad fest. So. So. So. So. So, so the th. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, th, th, th, th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And then, th, th, th. And then, th. And then, th. And then, th. And then, th. And then, th. And then, th. And then, th. And, thi. And, thi. thi. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha,. About a half hour left in this sad fest. So they're like, oh, we'll go check out the house of wax in the meantime. Yeah, as you do. Signs says it's fucking closed.
Starting point is 00:20:32 House of wax is made of wax, Katie. I have so many issues. This town in the south? Yeah. That has a house made of wax. Yeah. This is where you were like, the the the the that belief button. Just go to disbelief and we'll be good. Yep. So the signs is closed. Yeah. Sam just goes inside.
Starting point is 00:20:49 And it's a shitty wax museum. There's no famous people. No. There's hardly any like diorama. Yeah. There's like a guy playing a piano. There's like a guy playing a piano. like some dudes eating, like, you know, we've seen wax works. We know what a good wax museum looks like. A good wax museum looks like.
Starting point is 00:21:07 There's a werewolf and a sex dungeon. It's true. Yeah, I was doing a lot of compare and contrast with that. And I was like, well, at least the Marquis de Saud isn't in this movie, you know. At least someone's not trying to get fucked to death. Yeah. J, geez. J, geez. J, je je je. Yeah. J. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like. And th. And th. And th. And th. And thi. thi. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the that. that. the the that. the the this movie. Geez, just like Wharf, he'll fuck you to death. And Data's Dick. Yeah. I love that whatever happened to Baby Jane is playing in the town.
Starting point is 00:21:36 I love whatever happened to Baby Jane. Can we do that for the podcast? Um, I guess it's horrific. It's horrific for sure. I love that movie. Guys let us th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus tho tho tho that that that thathea tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thathea. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo horrific. I love that. Guys, let us know if whatever happened to Baby Jane is legal for the podcast. Yeah, give us give us a vote. Because I would love to talk about how nut bar that movie is. Yeah, I like saw it on cable once when I was like 10. No. And I was like, this is amazing. And the fucking nightmarish thing you're ever going to see? And do you remember how in how in, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, the, the movie, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, it is, th. Yeah, it is thi, it is thi, thi, it's thi, thi, thi. I the. I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. I's the movie about Megan Fox? I was going to say I knew who killed me but that's not right. Jennifer's body. At the high school they were
Starting point is 00:22:12 doing whatever happened to Baby Jane the musical. I still want to see that too. Anyway they're in the wax museum it's everything's made a wax and all of a sudden there's a real dog. Right which I had the note that dog ain't a dummy. That dog ain't a dummy. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I I I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the wa. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I sudden there's a real dog. Right. Which I had the note that dog ain't a dummy. That dog ain't a dummy. You think I'm so proud of myself. You'd think after this dog barks and growls that attacks to you. Yeah. Yeah. You get the fuck out. No. No, no, no, no, no. Not when you're Sam. that's Sam. to. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the dog. the dog. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. the. the. the. the. tho. the. tho. the the tho. the the tho. the the the thooooo. the the the tho. tho. tha. tha. thinks she sees someone outside and Sam's gonna go check it out and he's like, you wait here, you wait inside. This building we just broke into. 100% no. Why would you wait inside?
Starting point is 00:22:49 I don't know. You might as well go wait in the basement. He's just making so many bad choices. And then like he goes by the window and is like, uh, I don't say anything, you're dumb. Oh my god. This movie's two hours also. Yes. A lot of this could have gone. We should mention that the person she thought she saw had a nightmare doll's face. Oh really? I don't remember that. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Well, it was the brother that we meet later. I imagined you were saying that in the racial way. I was like, what brother? You know, this is coming out post-inocuration. Oh, bets are off. Here we go. Whah. Hopefully, the world survives long enough for this episode to see the light of day. Oh, hopefully.
Starting point is 00:23:31 So Sam bites it here, which I really liked. Get him out of here. Yeah. They cut makes me, it's like it's like watching someone get kicked in the balls. I always grab my crotch like the Achilles, just like hand to the accles. I know a woman who tore her Achilles playing basketball and it rolled up the back of her leg, like a Venetian blind, like up to the back of her knee. And she said by the time the Speaking of Hunkman. And he was just- And very stupid people. It's much stupider than Paris Hilton. And very rich.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Yeah. He was just setting up to do a free kick and like twisted his ankle and it just, yep. It just curled on him. And he just dropped like someone shot him. Yeah. Sports, I know a sport. sports thing there. So like really the lesson here is don't neb, wouldn't you say? Don't be nabby. It's true.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Is this after she's gone, I thought he got cut when they went to the house proper. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Look for the fan about and she's out in the car and hon dropped them, they're just a jumble. Or I just stopped taking them at various points. And then try to write that what you're remembered. Kind of. All right. Or there are just so many points where there didn't need to be notes taken. It's true. There's just so many scenes where I was like, oh my god.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Like, the guy from the gas station who is now in full like workman's gear has a as cut Sam's Achilles. Yeah and shouldn't have neb. He was going through that. That's right he goes into the house the guy says you can use my bathroom. Right. And he opens like every door and looks in every drawer. Yeah. What you're fucking. Just go pee. Just go pee. You don't have to go pe. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tooooooo. the tree. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Sam. Just go pee. You don't have to nib. Also, you're a dude, just go fucking... You didn't have to go hang dong in the wood. I have to go pee. Hoink? And then it becomes a nine-inch nails video for a minute.
Starting point is 00:25:36 It does. Yeah. I mean, which I don't hate. It was bound to happen. Ten years too late. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. to th. th. to to to to to to to to to to th. th. the th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special. the special effects. the special effects. the special effects. the special effects. the special effects. the special effects. the special effects. the special effects. the special. the special. the special. we will get to, I think is amazing. Yeah, I mean a little logistical errors, but sure. Oh yeah, yeah, again, we hit that switch. So, yeah, they spray them down with wax and make him into a waxman. Yeah. It's great. It's great. Yeah. It's great. Mm-hmm. And so't getting this pick him up truck. Yeah. And he throws all this shit at her and then just elbows out the window and I was like, damn, dog, that would hurt.
Starting point is 00:26:29 That's your truck too. Do you think this guy looks like Bill Paxton? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know him at all. I think you know Bill Paxton. I miss no Bill Paxton, yeah. So Carly Jones gets the idea to turn on the truck and hit it in reverse and I was like,
Starting point is 00:26:46 finally someone's doing something smart and this and then drives off a little cliff. Yeah. So there is the scene where Sam's getting the hot wax bath as I called it. Yeah. It looks for a little while. And I was just like, what's what's going on? It's majestic. See? What are we doing here? Majestizing.
Starting point is 00:27:08 And I was afraid it was going to go into Saul territory at this point when they put like the big metal thing on them and stuff. But it doesn't, it doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't, it doesn't. just like he used to be taped down because we've seen now that he has scars on his wrists. I that did not occur to me until later that he was, I mean I'd realize that he was probably one of the twins but I was like, that guy's got scars on his wrist. He's the monster. He's the monster. Yeah. Um, and so little M&M comes to town. the town. towar. the ths. ths. ths. ths. ths. ths. ths. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thi. the. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. He's that. He's th. He's th. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He's. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thetown is wax. Like she goes into the church and all the people in there are wax and one of them is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Did you notice? One of them I swear to God is Arnold Schwarzenegger. The minister sort of looked like Wilford Brimley. I think that that was intentional. Okay. But I really like that as a twist like, thii. that's a really? the's like, that's a that's a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their and one their and one their and one their and one their and one their and one their and one their and one their and one their and one their their their. And one their. And one their. And one their. And one. And their. And their. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. And one. And one. And one. And the church from the back, they open the back doors, it looks like real people. So when she goes in there and they're all wax, I was like, that's really good. But then she knocks the lady's arm off and there's blood and bone inside. Yeah, her fucking arm falls off. Loved it. And she hides inside of the priest's rob's robes. Yeah. but you know. Our man figures it out. Yeah who is I think this is Bo Sinclair. Okay. I did I'm making special note that I did write all the names
Starting point is 00:28:34 down for everybody. What's the twins name? Vincent? Who are kids? Bo and Vincent as twins? I don't know who names are kids Walker and Texas stranger? That's a good question too. Oh Ricky Bobby from the legend? I know. I know the thinks they're their. Oh? Bo. Oh? Bo? Bo? Bo? Bo? Bo this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is bo bo bo? Boe is bo? Boe is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this? Bo? B? Bo? B? B? B? B? B? B is this is this is this is this is their is their is their their their their their their their their their their kids their kids their kids their kids? B? B? B? B. I their kids their kids their kids bo? B. I their kids the? B. I their kids the? B. I's thi is thi is thi is thi?ins. I don't know who names are kids Walker and Texas Ranger. That's a good question too. Oh Ricky Bobby from the legend Ricky Bobby. I've seen it. That is another movie that I will always watch if it's on TV. Really? Yeah yeah yeah. I think my NASCAR seriously. It's real stupid and it makes me laugh. It's a very stupid. Maybe we'll do it for April Fool's Day. I think we already have something agreed on. Don't tell them though. I won't.
Starting point is 00:29:06 It's a surprise, except that we already told them. They don't remember. They don't remember anything. They don't remember what movie we're talking about right now because I sort of don't either. So little M&M and Daltin have gone. Nope, it's what I plug into here, or the computer too. I just was like, and then I looked at that and I was like, oh, I see that words are appearing on the screen, so it's probably fine.
Starting point is 00:29:29 So Lul Eminem and Dalton are gonna drive into the town, because the roads out and they know that because they talked to Carly on the cell phone. Everybody had flip phones? It was cute. It was cute. Doesn't it seem like we've had not flip phones for fucking ever and 2005 is way too recent to not have flip... Twelve years ago, dog? I know, I know, but still. Yeah, no, I agree.
Starting point is 00:29:52 I have no perception of time. I'm sure you all have figured that out by now. Yes, it's, it's very ridiculous. I exist in all times. I exist. I exist. I exist. I exist. I exist. I exist. I exist. I exist. I exist. I exist. I times. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to to to to to to to to to to to thi. I know. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toto drive to the town and Blake and Paris Hilton are going to stay behind and go to the bone zone. Literally stated so that they can go to the bone zone. Yeah. I believe Blake says, hey are you and Dalton gonna fuck? What's Nick says no?
Starting point is 00:30:17 And he goes, well we are so you guys need to leave. Yeah. I was like, oh, college, college, man. I didn't go to college, so I didn't get so much of that. Yeah. I mean, it's plenty of duchy behavior, but Blake and Ferris Hilton are getting down, and then they get killed. I actually like Paris Hilton's death scene a lot, where she gets chased around and then gets pole through her head and then falls down onto the pole. Quick question. Yeah. When they' like, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris, th. th is th. th is th. th. th is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. tho. thi. thooooo's, thus. thus, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, to. I's, to. I's, to. I, to. I. I. I. I's, to. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. to. the. to. to. the. thus. thus. thus. th. thus. thus. th. thus. thus. th. th. campsite originally there was nothing around nothing around suddenly there's a fucking warehouse
Starting point is 00:30:45 I was like where did she just run to where did she just run to their right? It makes no sense it's like she ran to the car garage from Christine who was just like this giant building huge massive building? Maybe they just didn't look to their right? They were just focused on the stink to the left maybe her death scene is fantastic like like? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tree. tree? tree. tree. tree. te. tea tea tea tea their their their their their right. They were just focused on the stink to the left. Maybe. Her death scene is fantastic, like with the pole and then him like kicking her head down the pole. He's so accurate with that pole. I mean, he's as accurate as Johnny Football was with the beer bottle slash football. That was the thing that I wanted, oh man, that would look dope in 3D. It looked dope in two. Yeah, 2D dope. 2D dope.
Starting point is 00:31:26 I think we forgot to mention to you that the old lady was also a wax person who was set up on like a little hydraulic thing, like Michael Jordan on the train and home alone. You know? Just to pull open the curtain every so often. I thought of the old lady lady lady thol old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old was knitting in Halloween 3. Because I always think about Halloween 3. How does Blake die? I don't even remember how Blake dies?
Starting point is 00:31:50 He throws a knife at him or something and then Paris Hilton runs by him at the campsite and he steps the knife further into his head or something like that. Yeah, it was fine. Yeah. So then we cut back to the town where a little M and M. or Dalton are walking around trying to find somebody. And the gas station man comes up to them and him and Dalton, or him and Nick get into it, right? I guess, my notes are gone.
Starting point is 00:32:17 You're done. I have notes about like the final scene from here and I have a note that says, who makes toast and doesn't eat it. Which I think I know what that refers to you, but I'm not sure. I do have the note, it's always a mistake to put a better movie in your movie. So having what happened to baby Janice, oh, maybe you should watch that now. What am I doing?
Starting point is 00:32:33 It's a movie the theater full referencing all these past episodes. If you go back and listen to. Guys, have you not heard the Gremlins episode? Check it out. We've done almost 120 of these. We have nothing else to reference. Why don't you guys love us? No, you do, I know. We learned that the twins were conjoined at the face. We liked that. The one twin's face was on the back of the other twins' face. So Vincent doesn't have half of his face.
Starting point is 00:33:07 So that's where he wears the wax doll mask. And it seems like their dad did the surgery? It seems that way. I like that. I like a conjoined t's new family photos. I like that because it's like rather than someone being like well let me tell you what happened in this town. Yeah it's just newspaper clippings you know. Just so what I did not like was the symbolic splitting of the wax figure of them later I was like I know they got split you don't have to do it anyway.
Starting point is 00:33:43 I thought that was so great and fully corn just the corn should have fallen out of the two twits. So Dalton gets his head chopped off and that was pretty good I mean there's a lot of weird gross stuff like the bad guy just cuts cart the tip of Carly's finger off it one yeah yeah it's like cool it's brutal I, but you're kind of from the viewpoint of his head and then they drag his body away. Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's cool. And then they show his head and he's still blinking.
Starting point is 00:34:10 That's what this note says, it says, the blinking, exclamation point. I must have liked it. I must have liked it. And then later, Nick finds him, and shakes, and he, and he, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's th. It's th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's. It's cool. It's cool. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. I was like, oh, that's pretty cool. It's good. Also, they have found Sam's body and have picked off his face at this point? Oh, yeah, Dalton finds him and is like picking at his face. Don't pick at him. Stop picking at him.
Starting point is 00:34:31 And as he's alive. He's alive. He was alive. the, taken, and, and, and, it was real gross. It was good and it was a good effect. The waxy effect with his eyes in there looked awesome. Yeah, totally. It was dirt stash. So the premise of this movie is basically they're trying to turn the whole town into a wax museum.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Yeah, to fulfill where this is going. They light a fire in the basement of the wax house. Like, if you have a house made of wax, how you gotta permanently go in fire? And why do you have fucking candles on the stairs? Your foundation is made of wax, dummies? Like, this leads to an awesome thing of the entire house melting, and them having to trudge through melting wax to fight off the bad guys. And like falling through floors that were made of wax and backing through walls that were previously made of wax. It's so cool when the steps when they're like trudging up the steps and their feet are
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Starting point is 00:35:58 Something, we were like, we got to do something people have people people people people people people people people. of. What not warlock without warning and stitches? God we came out swinging. Stitches I might re-watch. It was so fun. You mispronounced without warning. What I say? Stitches. Yeah, there's like a scene where the tow truck shows up and it's got Paris and Blake's body in the back of it, which is just hilarious. I liked that. Just their dead bodies like draped over the edge, like no fuck's given, but nobody lives there so it doesn't matter. But the brother was like, I told him not to do that. I was like, that's funny. He's like, that's funny. they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's, like, like, like, like, like, th. I's. that, like, like, I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the other brother Vincent Waxy. So I keep my notes, she keeps saying,
Starting point is 00:36:46 like, Waxy shows up. Waxy lets out an anguish how? Yeah. She runs upstairs in a melting house, and I was like, this is infuriating. You dumb, dumb. She always goes in the wrong direction. Yeah. They all do.
Starting point is 00:36:57 They all do. They. thou. I finally see Vincent without his doll mask on, it's the same actor that's playing Bo with a CGI face. Yeah, it was fine. It looked good, it was scary. It was fine. Turns out that, so then the house melts, the two murderers are dead. I was watching this with Rob, right? Yeah. And the police, the next scene is like, it's daytime,
Starting point is 00:37:23 the police, the next scene is like it's daytime, the police have showed up, they're like putting the kids into an ambulance, it's like everything's cool, you're safe. And I looked at Rob and I was like, how the fuck did nobody notice anything was going on to sound? Like, this town is part of a county, no taxes are being collected from it. Why are the switches in the basement and was shutting off all the lights in the house.
Starting point is 00:37:49 That's fine. That's fine. But you can't, I just find hard to believe that this town's perfectly maintained town would stay there without anyone paying any attention to it. It's true. At least, at at at at at at at at at at at at at at the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi. thi's that's thi. It's that's that's that's thi thi thi thi. It's thi the the. It's thi thi thi thi they's their their their their their their their their their their their the basement. It was the basement. It was thi. It was thi. It was thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. It's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. It gotta tell you, this town's hard to get to. And I was like, what? What? The one road I was out. What? He's like, weren't for to smoke in the air, we never would have found it.
Starting point is 00:38:11 What? You're a lunatic. Are you saying that to the scriptwriter? Yeah. It was just like such a, oh shit, we haven't explained why no one has stumbled on this town. And it clearly wasn't that hard to find. It wasn't that far from the interstate. When did they start the project of killing these people to build the town up? Do you think they were people that were like lured in, I guess? Because at some point they're like, this town closed down 10 years? Yeah. So that's a lot a a a a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi th. thi's a lot thi's a lot that's a lot that's a lot that's a lot that's a lot that's a lot that's a lot that's a lot that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a th. th. the. the. the. that's a the. that's a that's a that's a that's a that that's a that's a that's that's that's that's that's that's a lot of work to do in 10 years. Yeah, a lot of people passing through. You would just think, it just isn't, it just wasn't very logical. Neither was a full wax house in the south.
Starting point is 00:38:49 No. With candles on the floor. That's your foundation. It's made of wax. So the cop, one of the cops comes up and it's like, hey, Serge, they didn't have two sons, they had three sons. Yeah. And then we're driving out of the town in the back of the ambulance and we see Dewey from justified sitting in a pickup truck like, y'all, see you guys later. But see, here is my issue with that.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Am I supposed to perceive him as a threat of some kind? Sure, he's the third brother. I know, but what's he was going they their their he gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna the whole thing. I get it but like... Okay so now the town there the town is burned, he is alone and they're safe. So like cool he lived. All right good for him. He didn't really like do anything wrong either. I assume they were just like well we're probably going to do a house of wax too when Paris Hilton brings all the butts into the seats for this movie. Did they do a house of box too? Did they they they do a the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I th. I to to to to to to to to to to their. I was. I was. I was. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I. I. I. I. I their. I. I. I. I their. I their. I's. I's. I's. I's. their their their the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. th. th. th. th. their. th. the their. their. their. their their their their believe so. Oh great. Is Nicole Ritchie in it? Is that her Simple Life co-star? Yeah, Simple Life is pretty good. Is it? No. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they did. It doesn't matter. Who cares? All right, so tell me your interesting thoughts on this movie. I liked it. Yeah. Yeah, I did. I had a really good time watching it. It. Yeah, I did. I had a really good th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the the th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their th. that that their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Is their. Is their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Is th. th. th. Is thi thi. thi. Is to to to to to to. to. to to to to. to thi to thi thi. Is thi. Is their right, so tell me your interesting thoughts on this movie. I liked it.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Did you? Yeah. Yeah, I did. I had a really good time watching it. Yeah, me too. I'll be 100% honest with you. And I'm sorry, Mills Hilton, if you're listening. to it.
Starting point is 00:40:14 She's not. I did. I did. You were wrong. I was wrong. It was a really fun movie. I didn't think she really added anything to it. I felt like it was kind of stunt casting, but it was fun. I had a really great time watching it and like I loved the melting house. Like it was, I was just like gleeful when it started melting. Yeah, it was pretty great. Because it was like that's such a dumb concept. Unless... Yep, they maximize its potential. For sure. I also thought I had seen this movie before? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:48 I had never seen this movie before. You definitely claimed to have seen it. I know, well I could swear to God I saw a horror movie where Paris Hilton gets killed in a bathroom. Hmm. And then I looked at her acting credits, and she's never been in another horror movie. I just, I just, I must, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I had, th, th, I had never, I had never, th, th, th, th, I had never, I had never, th, th, I had never, I had never, I had never, I had never, I had never, th, th. I had th, th, th. I had th. I had th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, I, th. th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. I, I, I, I weird. I just, I, this was just a fever dream. I must have dreamed it or must, I don't know. So no, I'd never seen this.
Starting point is 00:41:10 Huh. I kept being like, when am I gonna recognize this? And then ended and I was like, guess never. Yeah. So ratings phase then? I mean, ratings phase? That's hot. I think th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi. I thi. I thi. I think, I think, I think, I thi. I'm thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm t. I'm tog. I'm t. I'm, toge. I'm, th. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm. th hot. Did she try? I think she trademarked that phrase. I might get in trouble for saying it over and over. Happy birthday to you. Yeah, I was just thinking of that because if everybody gets in trouble for
Starting point is 00:41:32 singing that song. It's also Katie birthday. That's hot. I'm 33. I've been saying I'm 33 for a long time though because I just keep forgetting how old I am, so whatever. Happy birthday, Katie. To you. Happy birthday, happy birthday, the Fang's song. For what song? Oh, I've never been to Fing. Oh, you should go there for a birthday. Was it chee-chies or chilies that did the really fast happy birthday? Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, and it's like, what are you doing? Why, why are you clapping? That? To you? To you? To you? To you? It? It? It? It? It? It? to you? to you? to you? to you? to you? to you? to you? to you? to you? To you? to you? to you? to you? To you? to you? To you? to you? To you? to, to you? To you? To you? to you? To, to you? To, to you? To, to you? To, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to you? To, to you? To, to you? To you? To you? To you? To you? To you? To you? To you? To you? To you? To you? To you? To you? To you? to you? to you? to, to? to? to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to. to. to? to? to? that did the really fast happy birthday song? There's like, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, and it's like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:42:08 Why are you clapping? That sounds like chities. It sounds like hepatitis. Oh, man. Poor chie cheese. It wasn't. They couldn't have, they could not have prevented it. Yeah, I would give at least a small toe toe to fuck to fuck to fuck to fuck to fuck to fuck to fuck to fuck to fuck to fuck to fuck to fuck to to to to to to to to to to to to that Mexican to to that Mexican to to to to to to to to that to that to to that Mexican that Mexican to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to that to that to that that to that that to that to to that that that that that their.... the the to. the to to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that... that... to to to go to a Chichi. I know, there was one like even in my town and all. And he never went? Never went.
Starting point is 00:42:26 And I hear about Friday ice cream. It was delightful. There's got to be somewhere in America. There's Friday. It's Mexican Friday ice cream. I know, it's got to be somewhere. I bet Patron's got it. You've been to, it's Deese. Okay, yeah. I usually go to the Mad Necks, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Yeah, it's a kind of, there's too many people there. It's true. You gotta go for old person, old person, dinner at five o'clock Get home and talked to watch your stories. So Katie, give me a rating on those ratings phase. It's hard because, like I said, we're coming off of Jason Takes Manhattan, which is literally the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Negative 8 you gave it. I don't even think that the time that has passed from watching it has made me feel any better. Do you know what I mean? Like it's fresh in my mind. So this felt like I felt like these people should have won Oscars. It was so good. No I thought this was a totally enjoyable movie. There's a lot of stupid horror troops like these kids get set up, they do stupid things, they they th.............. they. th. th. their, and, and, and, and, and, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.. they. they. the. they. they. they. they. they like these kids get set up they do stupid things they die like yeah yeah you know it's that's obvious but I thought the effects were great I thought the concepts were great I thought the church scene was excellent I'll give it a seven really
Starting point is 00:43:54 awesome a little too long a little fucking too long you can't go that long an hour 52 what is this shit? It's true you're not a star war so like so itry not you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you're not th you're not th you're not th you're not th you're not th you're not th th th th thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho th th th thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the th the th th th th th th th th th th th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th th th th that that that that that that that thou that that that thou that thi thou that thi thou thi thi thi that thou that that, so like don't. I still haven't seen the new Star Wars. Am I bad at nerding? I think so. I've seen it and you haven't like, I haven't seen the Jedi one or the Empire one? Or the Phantom ones? Hmm. I've only seen that other one. The Force awakens. Yeah, and I saw the first one. The Star Wars. Yeah. Yeah. I still don't know anything about it though. Oh people referenced it. I'm like I don't remember that. I don't know why I feel nerd guilt for having never seen it but or not seen it yet but I probably should. You should see. I mean don't feel bad but you can look at it. I enjoyed it more than I liked the Force Awakens. Oh alright. Yeah. I would alsoStar War person. All right. Yeah. I would also give
Starting point is 00:44:45 this movie a seven. What? What? I had a really good time watching this. This is a 15-point swing for me from Jason Takes Manhattan. I expected it to be terrible. It was not terrible. They compared to a lot of movies that we've done, I'm looking at you, Ghost Ship. I'm looking at you, go ship. I'm looking at you, the happening. I'm looking at you- You always pick on the happening. It wasn't that bad now that I look back. They made, they had a dumb idea, and they made really good use of it. Yeah, agree.
Starting point is 00:45:14 You know, a lot of movies don't do that. They don't make good use of their dumb ideas. Even just like the wax mask thaaaaa up at one point and he like heats a spoon and like melts it back into place. Like it's just creepy shit like then you're like, oh that's so good. Yeah I really like. Spend a little bit too much time carving that one, yeah I forgot about that. The nipple padding. Yeah it looks realistic though. But all the acting was really fine except for a reversal. Uh uh disagree. Yeah Jared Petalike was at it? Do we d. Doe. Doe? Doe? Doe? Doe? Doe? Doe? Doe? Doe? Doe? Doe? Doe? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. I? Yeah? Yeah. I? Yeah. I? Yeah? Yeah. I? Yeah. I? Yeah. I? Yeah. I? Yeah. I? Yeah. I? Yeah. It? Yeah. It? Yeah. It? Yeah. I? Yeah.. It? Yeah. It? Yeah. It? Yeah. It? Yeah. It? Yeah. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. Yeah, Jared Pedelecki was in it? Dewey from Justified, like it had it all.
Starting point is 00:45:48 It had it all. And a football. And a football. So, yeah. Yeah, so you can see this one. Yeah, I would probably already did. Probably didn't. No.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Not a lot to Chad Michael Murray fans out there in our audience. Aw. I've never heard of him before. I probably will never hear of him again. He's dead. Oh, RAP. No, just kidding. I don't know, didn't. I always say that and you just believe me. I mean, last year everyone died, literally.
Starting point is 00:46:15 It's true. You know who didn't die? glad because he can make another year of Cryptocuriums. What is Cryptocurium? I guess I shouldn't say Cryptocuriums because that's not the thing. That's the company. The thing is the Parcel of Terror. What is the Parcel of Terror? A better question, Alan. Let me give you a better answer. Parcel of Terror is a monthly subscription box that you can get
Starting point is 00:46:38 by going to cryptoum. CRY PTO, C-U-R-I-U-M dot com. Sign up, it's 35 bucks a month. You get it in the mail. It does not come in a car. I know that's been a misunderstanding that we've had. It is full of handmade horror paraphernalia, memorabilia, and genitalia. No, no, just kidding. I could not think of another way that ended with alia.. It's got hand sculpted pins, magnets, plaques. Oh yeah. It's got art. Stickers?
Starting point is 00:47:12 Stickers, stories, candy. It's got everything you want. It's just cool shit like a cup. I love that cup. Do you have a cool house? No. You want a cool house? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:22 You probably want this parcel of terror. Okay. It'll make your house cool and all horrified. Or just put this stuff all over your cubable at work and no one will ever talk to you again, which is exactly how you want it. Yeah, exactly. Why has Jason not been using that as a selling point? Win, win, win? Why have we not been using it, and then cancel it.
Starting point is 00:47:46 And Jason tells you what's gonna be in the box beforehand, so you can see and decide. You can also follow him on Instagram. It's the Instagram. I'm just getting a lazy now. Instagram. It's the underscore Cryptocurium, and you can see him making stuff. So cool. him making stuff in his process of sculpting and painting and it's just amazing. And how many of these fucking things he sends out? Dude, he's got a, the thing, I think it's a wall plaque coming on?
Starting point is 00:48:10 It's like the dogs with all the squiggly stuff coming off. Nice. Look so cool. Go to his Instagram check it out. Cool. I did want to put out something, Chris Mullin'''a'. out that in our last episode I erroneously mentioned that Jason was making the ha ha ha ha's and the chach-a-chas. I can tell you a lot of people were upset about I got some text messages about that too. Simba. I stand by it's Jason doing the ha ha ha ha ha. I know I've been told but I live in a post-true society so I can just make up whatever I want. Fake news fake news, fake news. Fake. I th. Fake. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. It th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. news. No, I think Chris Mullins right.
Starting point is 00:48:46 Yeah, I think you're wrong. I just, yeah. It's just what I assumed. I just assumed it. So Chris, thanks for talking to us on Facebook, even if it was to correct an old man who has his beliefs intact. He did it very politely, which I appreciate. He did not, uh...
Starting point is 00:49:01 Everyone's very polite. Most of them. Yeah. Yeah. We've had a couple of D-bags that we had to kick to the curb. Yep. But other than that, I wish I had realized that you were blocking them before they could see my hilarious responses. It was just that one dude who was just a trash person. I know. But I love to be mean to trash trash the trash the trash the trash the to be mean trash the trash to be mean the the trash to be mean the trash to be mean trash the trash to be mean the trash trash trash to be mean the trash to be mean to be mean to be mean to be mean to be mean to be mean to be mean to be to be to be to be to be mean. I to be mean to be mean to be mean to be mean to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tape tape tape be a dick on the internet. Fine. Everybody. Except you can be a dick on the internet. No, no, I don't want to be a dick on the internet anymore.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Katie. Yeah. What are we doing next week? We're doing another Netflix special as it were called We Are We Are Still Here. Is this another? Should I've got an email about being mad at for choosing this one? I have some questions about why you chose it? Okay. But we'll to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I thi thi thick. thick. things. things. tick. tick. tick. tick. tick. tick. to. to. to. to thick. I thi. I the to be being mad at for choosing this one? I have some questions about why you chose it. Okay, but we'll get into it next week, which it'll be after I go to the bathroom here. So you can find us on Facebook, you can find us on Instagram. We are where will found balance on both of those. Yes, we're where will famines on Twitter. Yeah. You tweeted it all? I mean, I tweet out all the posts they go on Instagram. Yeah, that's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Actually, we had- That's what it's for, right? It is. An interaction with some folks today. So you should go to our Twitter and read, which I think her name's share. So two folks are on Twitter. But one of them suggested that we do funny games,
Starting point is 00:50:31 because it's on HBO Go now. And I said that I had seen it, but it may be really uncomfortable because I'm a bit of a home invasion baby. And then they ran with the idea of a movie about a baby invading people's homes. I love that. I love that. It's really just most people's experience of having a baby too, I think it's just has invaded your home. Yeah. So yeah, you can find. I think it's called Look Who's Talking.
Starting point is 00:50:53 I think who's talking, look who's talking. Yeah, Chantra Volta? That is one of the jokes that that that that that that that Talking then, Bruce Willis. John Travolta? Yeah, Christy Alley. Yeah, pretty funny. She's a funny lady. I feel like she just... How long ago did you see that movie?
Starting point is 00:51:12 A really long time. I'll watch it. I'll watch it and report back. I will. But yeah, finding something the internet to talk to us too, not just about us. No, no, just talk behind our backs. That's how we like it. And it keeps growing and we thank you all for that. Yeah, that's amazing.
Starting point is 00:51:29 You guys are amazing, thank you. And come back next week and hear what Katie has to question me about for her. We are still here. I'm just bewildered. Let's talk about it. Because we are still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still wea. We are wea. We are still still still still still still still. We are still still. We are still still. We are still. We are still still th. We are still still th. We are still th. We are still th. We are still th. We are still th. We're still th. We're th. We're th. We're. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We're th. We're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. thi. that. thi. thi. thi. asier? No. Bada-ba-ba-Bah. Is that the Frazier theme? All salads and scrambled eggs. Thanks for listening to another episode of Wehro Fambulance. Bye.
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