Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 142: In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
Episode Date: September 18, 2017We're back, EMTs! Thanks for sticking with us through our baby hiatus. What better option to return with than the John Carpenter classic (if Allen says it's a classic, it's a classic, okay??) " In the... Mouth of Madness" from 1994? Big thanks to Twitter user boomboompachyderm for suggesting this one. Special topics for your consideration include: the chasing and capture of the scare dragon, a certain 90s teen comedy film, Mase, Diddy vs. Biggie (if you aren't on our side with this one, you can stop listening. Just kidding, please don't), a ranking of the John Carpenter oeuvre and perceptions of Sam Neill. Check out our other John Carpenter episodes, Episode 79: "Prince of Darkness" and Episode 129: "The Fog"... And just for the hell of it, listen to Episode 52: "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch" too. Hey, you are glad we're back, tell your friends! And let us know what you think of this movie or whatever is on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment " MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes review and rating! Music used in this episode includes: Mase - "Welcome Back" "In the Mouth of Madness" theme Thanks again guys, we love you and are so glad to be back here with you!  Â
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Hey, we're back.
Hey, we're back, Katie.
Hey, welcome back, Alan.
I guess you never left.
No, they've had to hear my dumb voice every two weeks for a little while now.
It was great.
they're today.
They've had to hear my dumb voice every two weeks for a little while.
It was great.
I thought they were great. Oh, I'm glad.
I listened to them and laughed at my own jokes, which is like masturbating in front of
a mirror.
I did the same thing.
Yeah, masturbated in front of a mirror.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are we talking about?
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What numbers this episode, do you know?
I think this is going to be 141.
Holy crap.
I know, we're so close to 150.
Yeah.
Oh man, now we've got to think of something.
I just got here.
Oh my God.
Yeah. yeah. And then 156 is the end of season 3, right? Yeah.
No, season 2. Season 3.
Season 3?
150, yeah, 52 weeks.
Oh, that's right, yeah.
Fuck.
I hope someone listens to this episode.
People will listen.
People have said very nice things, and I thank them for doing that.
They should lay off.
Did we mention that this is were warewiff Just good to say it again Wherewolf ambulance. We're back
We are. What are we talking about this week Katie? Oh, I don't know anything
John Carpenter classic perhaps are anyl. Are there any of them not classics in your mind? Of course they aren't. In the mouth of madness. Yes, Sam Neal at his Sam Ne Oh, he's about 100% Sam Neal. Here's the problem when I have with Sam Neal.
Okay, I just find him so silly. Do you think he's silly?
I think he's silly too, which is nice. Do you think he's aware of it? You think it's self-aware? Yeah.. Not silly in that movie.
No, Event Horizon.
Very silly.
So silly.
Biggie Blinders, also very silly.
Oh, yeah.
He's the guy.
Yeah. He's good in that, though.
Yeah.
There's a movie called, like, Hunt for the Wilder People.
Absolutely not.
It's a New Zealand film, because he is from New Zealand. Oh he's a Kiwi. Yeah, yeah. Do you think we have any Kiwi listeners? I think we have one or two. Hey guys. Is that what you guys say down there? Hey guys?
I mean bless you for not saying good day or shrimp and Barbie to them. I'm tired. I'm tired.
I'm running on like not that much sleep so. So I'm hoping I'm still funny. the baby times. I smell I'm thimes I'm thimes. I'm thimes. I'm thi I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that's that that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I thi. thi. tho tho tho tho tho that tho that that that that that that that that that that that's times. Also, I smell a little like vomit. I realized it in the car on the way over.
I was like, hmm, what's that smell?
I smell like spinach and ricotta, ravioli.
That's like a nice Italian grandma.
I'm a drunk person, but I'm just a little more so to'er.
I just had a grandma like that, so it's all right.
So not much has happened since we've been gone for the past two months. Nothing's going on in the world. No, nothing's going on in the world.
I wake up in the middle of the night a lot, as you might imagine, and I read Twitter.
And which I should, I know.
Yeah, I make the mistake of reading comments on news articles on Facebook.
Never read the comment.
Jesus Christ, the world is a fucking monster. Everyone is terrible. The world is, as you might say, a vampire. It is. It's
almost like the world's going insane. Like it's being driven insane. That was really good.
Katie, can I read you a summation? Oh, before we get started, I wanted to thank someone
for suggesting this movie because I think it's the perfect comeback movie for us. Who? This is a boom-boom packaderm on Twitter. What? What? Can't believe that one wasn't taken.
Boom boom pacoderm.
Hi boom boom packaderm.
Thanks for your suggestion.
I feel bad because there's someone that I want to have as a guest to my friend Chris.
This is his favorite movie and I feel like we just stole it right out from under him.
Sorry about you, Chris.
Sorry about you, you Come back with something else. Come out and me for home. Please don't. So can I read you a summation of this film? I would like you too because I don't know
what happened in it. Okay. Here we go. Two dimwitted teenagers are forced to save the fast
trade restaurant they work for from going out of business. Despite the new and improved burger joint opening across the street. They want to be the tod. tod. to to to to be to be to be to be to be the to be the the to be the the to be the the to be the the to be. the the t. the the t. t. t. t. tod. to be to be th. the the th. th. th. th. to be. to be. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So. So. So. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the. the. the. the. the te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the te. So, the the. joint opening across the street, they want to be the top dog in the fast food industry.
That's Good Burger.
Oh, that is Good Burger.
Yes, I'm the best.
I just saw Good Burger for the first time recently.
Did you like it?
Oh, it's adorable.
Keenan and Kehl are so cute.
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living. Mace mumbles too much. I don't think he's one of the worst MC's I've ever heard.
Yeah. That song at the top of this episode. Hotbeat. Yeah. Puffy wasn't a bad producer. Just don't want to hear him as an MC. Yeah. And, oh, Nor, Nor, Nore.
Biggie all day.
Oh, yeah, Ops.
So that's not the-
God rest all their soul.
I mean, the two that are alive, their souls probably dead.
Yeah.
Now, Mase is probably.
Well, forget. good burger love. I am. I'm glad you mentioned it. I'm glad you did. It's one of Missy's favorite movies so I figured I had to watch. Really? Yeah. I'm happy to hear
that. She likes a ridiculous. I mean she owns Snow Day. She likes a ridiculous movie.
Snow Day. Is that about dogs? No. That's snow dogs. All right. Well, okay. Actually do some mate this movie from my own right collection. So this movie is about John Trent. the. the. the. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. to. the. to. to. to. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. I'm. All right, I can do it from my own right collection.
So this movie is about John Trent,
who is Sam Neal's character, who gets hired
as an insurance investigator to locate famous author,
Sutter Kane, aka Yurgan Prochnow.
I feel like I've made fun of you for saying the name
Yurgan Procknow in the past, and now I'm like, oh oh that guy, I see now. It's such a good name. It's so rewarding to say.
Also, he's like the top of his field of insurance investigators.
He's like the A plus number one insurance investigator.
Yet can't go to a fucking tailor
and get a non-ill-fitting jacket.
He looks terrible.
I wonder if he thinks he's buffer than he is, which. Oh yeah, the 1920s sucked in gut.
Hot, hot, hot.
His suit looks like David Byrne, like the entire time.
It's ridiculous.
He looks so silly.
Also, he's like not great at his job, I would argue, but we can talk about that.
So they hired this top of the game, insurance investigator to go track down Sutter Kane? Yes. Yes, I guess.
What?
I feel I've heard the name Suttercane before.
I always just laughed at it.
I didn't know what it meant.
Now you know.
Now you're in on the joke.
It's funny.
It's a funny. Is it a joke? Is it supposed to be Stephen King?
Yes. OK. Just making sure.
Yeah, then there's like subtle the subtle the subtle the subtle the subtle the subtle the in the movie. And one not so subtle jab, where they're like, move over Stephen King.
Yeah, when they say that he out sells Stephen King.
Oh yeah.
Poor Stephen King.
So he's hired by Charlton Heston, Jackson Harglow.
My father definitely had a Charlton Heston is my president bumper.
I just wanted you to know. I would expect nothing less from your father.
He hires Sam Neal to go find Suttercane and he sends Linda Stiles
who is just henceforth known as Stiles.
Right.
And they go to Hobbs End, which is this fake town that Suttercane made up that's now
like brought into reality by his writing in in present-day New Hampshire in present day New Hampshire which I also thought
was like a shot at Stephen King because of course it's in New England right
yeah for sure it's even King and lovecraft yeah oh sure right there's some
lovecraftian shit in here too though I miss some of it so you'll have to fill me in okay and then mayhem ensues once they get to hobs in because it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th th. th th th th. th. And then th. And then th. And then th. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then then then then may. And then may. And then may. And then may. And then may. And then may. And then may. And then may. And then may. And then may. And then may. And then may. And then may. And then maybs in because it's sort of this unreal reality that they're in.
And monsters.
Right.
But, okay.
Do you have questions?
I do.
Okay, let me start off with one thing.
This movie opens with a sort of generic rock song and it is 100% a knock off of Anderson.
Like 100%.
Tom, tom, tom, tongue, tongue, tongue.
I was like surprised that they were using that song, and then it kicked in.
I was like, this isn't Enter Sandman.
That's John Carpenter and the John Carpenter band.
Is it? Yeah.
It's, is, is Lars in that band?
And I love the idea of an. And it looks like it's a crazy building. Why would you put crazy
people in a building that looks crazy? Like what you know what I mean? It's such a movie?
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from Rosemary's Baby.
Oh, all right.
Yeah, yeah.
And is that David Warner?
No, it's the other guy.
The weird looking guy.
Yeah, John Glover.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, who's just like just chewing the scenery the whole time that he's in the.
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This is our third David Warner, the Omen, and then the wax movie.
What's it called?
Waxwork.
I was going to say House of Wax, but that was the one with Jared Padillucky.
Paris wasn't in that movie.
She was.
No, she wasn't in it. Oh, yeah, she was.
Listen, I'm not good anymore.
I'm not good at this anymore.
I'm not good at this anymore.
We're a little rusty.
We're coming back on our game.
Help.
Listen help.
So Sam Neal's drawn all over himself with black crayon.
Not a thing you can do. Every time I watch this movie, I go, no, that's not, you can't do that.
It would be such an, why does it have to be a crayon?
Why would it?
It's more hilarious that he's drawn all over himself,
you can't do that.
Children everywhere would be so,
tell me what to start the movie is like, so David Warner's like, well, tell me what happened.
Which I like is a setup because the rest of the movie is from Sam Neal's perspective.
So when he's not in the room and he's talking about something, it's completely fucking crazy.
Like everything is just off the rails.
Yeah, it's true.
Like, the way that stylesiles acts when he's not around, she's just like, huh? What? Yeah.
That's true.
I didn't think about that.
It's very lovecrafty in that aspect of being like told from the unreliable narrator.
Yeah, and he certainly is.
The man who has to establish that he's not insane at the very beginning at the very beginning of the things he saw. I'm not, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, I'm not, just, I'm not, I'm not, just, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not to, I'm not insane, I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to so so so so, so, so so, so to to to wasn't at the beginning, he was driven crazy by the
things he saw. Okay, that's fair. Here's what happened to me watching this movie. Okay. He went
on a journey. It took me like three and a half hours to watch it because I was watching it
with an infant. But and she kept jump, all the jump scares kept waking her up. So I had to like pause it and get her calm back down. I was like, maybe you could just go in another room, baby,
but she's like super rude like that.
But I, maybe it's having not watched a horror movie
in like 10 weeks or something like that.
Right, right.
Because I've literally only been watching running up the stairs like it was
a scare dragon for me but I don't think this movie is scary. What's wrong with me?
I like was afraid to go up the stairs. What the fuck? I'm so stoked. I don't think it
deserve that kind of reaction and I also don't know what it was about. The first half I'm like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the the the the the he. he. he. he. he. he, when when when when when when when when when when when he, I he, I the the he, I'm like, I'm the the the the the the the the the th. I was like, I was th. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was the s. I was the s. I was the s. I was the s. I was the s. I was like, I was the s. I was the s. I was the s. I was the s. I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, the the the s. reaction and I also don't know what it was about. The first half I'm like real clear on okay and then I'm like but when he
gets into the church I'm like I don't know what like you're gonna prox now
starts talking about religion and monsters and I was like I don't know what
you're saying. Yeah I mean I think next to the thing this is the most love Craftian movie that John Carpenter is done. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, thu, thu, thu, thu, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, thu-I, and thu-I, and thu-I, and thu-I, and thu-I, and thu-I, and thu- I'm thu- and thu, and thu, and tho, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu- and thu- and thu-I, and the, and the, and thin, and thin, and th-I th then th then I'm th then I'm thin, and th then I'm thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and th thing, this is the most lovecraftian movie that John Carpenter has done.
Oh sure.
I mean, and it's like, it might even be more Lovecraft than the thing because like the dialogue
is kind of terrible a lot of lovecraft.
Dialogue is wretched.
I wasn't going to bring it up unless you said it. But I think it's kind of on purpose on some level, because John Carpenter can can dialogue. He didn't even write this movie though, did he?
Someone else wrote it.
We thought he did.
No, I think he just directed it.
Because I remember thinking like Jackson Harglo,
is such a dumb John Carpenter name.
Oh yeah, Michael DeLuca.
Yeah. So maybe Michael DeLuca.
So maybe MichaelLuca.
Look him up, people.
He looks like a Michael DeLuca.
Actually, don't look him up.
Just imagine a person named Michael DeLuca.
Oh, he did a lawnmower man and Freddy's nightmares
and leather face and deep cover.
And it's got some sick cred, Judge Dred, the one that's a the one stars in? I like Judge Dred. No I don't. I tolerate Judge Trud. Insurance fraud.
Let's just start off with insurance fraud. Like as a base level concept. Do you love what he's
busting that dude? I do love when he's busting that dude who's sweating like a fucking pig.
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That movie is so fucking bad.
This was after this, right?
This is the third in the trilogy?
Yes, correct.
That thing being the first, by far the best movie.
He just really blew it all on that one.
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Ah, nice. I know because I had to record that last week to let everybody know to go
back and listen to it. Oh, nice. So like Sam Neal is sitting in a restaurant with
his buddy. His buddy who's like a insurance fraud. He's an insurer.
He's a recruiter for insurance fraud investigators.
It's just like, man, you're the best, you're the best.
And then like this guy jumps in through the window and I was like, well, I hope that restaurant
has insurance, you know?
But that guy is so good, who turns out to be the agent of Sutter Kane? And is shot dead by a thoomk... thuuuuuuuuuu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. And he he he he thu. And he's thu. And he's thu. And he's thu. And he's thu. thu. thu. thi. thi. thu. And he's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. hea. hea. hea. hea. hea. hea. hea. It's hea. It's thi. It's thi. It's th. He's th. And he he he's th. And he he's th. And he he's th. And he's th. And he. And he's th. And he's th. And he's thi. And he's thi. And he's thi. the. the. the. thi. the the thi. the thi. thi. the thi. thi. he's just just's wielding an axe. But yet, Sam Neal is sure that it's like the whole thing is
a setup, even though he watched that man be shot dead in front of him.
And then it turns out it was a hoax. What the fuck is happening? Like the
whole time I was so indignant, I thought I had seen this movie before. I was so Oh, okay. I was so indignant that he thought it was a hoax when he had watched
that man die. Right. And then Stiles is like, oh, it is a hoaxe, but then it turns
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Pretty cool effect. And I like that he like comes rip into the window and just stops
and goes, do you read Sutter Kane? Yeah, I like that.
Sutter Kane is a good like name to say out loud. It is. That's the first time I'd ever said it out loud. It was was was a to to to to say. to say. to say. to say. to to to to be. to be. to to to be. to be. to to to to the the to the the the to be. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. theat. theat. too. too. teat. teat. teat. teat. teat. teat. teat. teat. teat. teat theat the. the first time I'd ever said it out loud was a few minutes ago. And I don't want to do it again.
It's no Jurgent Brock now.
No, but who is?
He was in Doss Boot.
Um...
Someone needs a finger.
Someone needs a finger.
Because I have the things as eating the finger is a nice touch.
What does that note? Between a publicity stunt in which a man was
shot to death and the kind of thing Reddit would catch immediately? Oh I don't remember.
The kind of thing Reddit would catch immediately was the book covers like being matched
up to me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if it's the crazy cop in the street? I don't know. I don't remember. I'm very'm very fuzzy on this. So after the guy asked him if he reads Sutter Kane, Sam Neal starts having
nightmares where he's walking down a street and there's a poster for Hobbs
End, which is one of Suttercane's books and he like peels it back and he's
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Or something like that?
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that.
And then the dream keeps getting worse, the more, like they come back to it a few times.
And he's eventually like a demon, the cop is. Yeah, everyone's face gets like a bunch of buttholes. Yeah, kind gets hired by Jackson Harglow. These names are
fantastic. They're so Hollywood. What was the woman from Halloween 3 that I
couldn't get over Margie? Oh God I don't remember but yes the woman who's like
from Schenectady. Hi I'm I'm gonna really bother me. I'm gonna look it up. Why you, why you
explain what the fuck is happening in this movie? So Jackson Harglo Charlton Hesden teams te teems teems te te te te te heen heen heen they they they they they they they they they they they they they thine. I thine. I thine. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. It th. It's th. It's thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the th. It's the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's like thi. It's like thi. It's like thi. It's like thi. It's like thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's right. Why you explain what the fuck is happening in this movie? So Jackson Harglow, Charlton Heston,
teams him up with Stiles to go find Suttercane.
Right.
And they're just like immediately like,
okay, I guess we'll drive to New Hampshire
because I got the map from the covers of the books.
And it's also like, what is being insured here. Who insured? Do they have an insurance policy on Sutter King? Yeah, because they need his next novel. But I was under the impression that it had
already come out and bookstores were having trouble stalking it because
there had... that was all pre-orders. Those were riots over pre-orders. That's silly.
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I would assume.
I love like not a real person name.
Like, oh, there's not going to be legal things with this one.
All right, go.
Sure. Marge Grimbridge.
No, Marge Goodman.
It doesn't matter.
They're all stupid. So, okay, yeah, so I guess they have him insured.
Right, and specifically to get the next book.
It's going to make them a million billion dollars.
All right.
Fine.
And this is a 94, Stephen King would have still been a powerhouse in the publishing industry.
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You see I you see that new it? I have not seen it yet
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That's good really nice. I was gonna try and see it this weekend maybe too. I would go to a regular movie theater
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no matter what, you know.
So we're going to go to the drive-in.
That is very kind of you.
I think it's just decent.
That's not the same as kind.
Yeah.
Also, I want to see it.
So if she's screaming, I, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you please say, have you seen 2017's new remake of the movie, It?
The Stephen King Novel, It, the non-miniseries.
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Yeah, I think so.
Good.
They're all good ones.
Yeah.
Eh, no, miss is here.
they're taking a car ride, styles and Jack Trent.
I love her all-off-white look, her like-
Or John Trent, sorry, forgive me.
Doesn't matter. Flowing, shapeless clothing. I'm a big fan of that.
I also love the grandma actress at the inn.
She was in like everything as a grandma.
I love her.
For she's so great.
Yeah.
And she's so great.
And like when you first meet her, she is a Pikmin in the basement.
the teem.
Pickman is a, which is the story of my lifegraf about a demon in the basement.
Okay.
Which sounds like you just have a rumbly tummy.
Ooh, look a demon in the basement.
Demons in the basement.
But she's so good when you meet her and she's just like matronly and then like when we
meet her again and she's like, oh, there's something wrong here. That was very the that scene with her husband. What was, like, I felt very upset by that.
Because it was way to real life horror.
It wasn't like fantastic.
It was just an old naked man handcuffed to her foot.
Why? That she was kicking.
That was a little much for me.
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Yeah, I like that a lot.
And you do see her mashing him up, but she's like a beast person at that point, like many
tentacled beast.
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I thought, yeah, I was really scared by that. You know when he came back in the old
manwick? Yeah. Oh it has been a while since you rode the horror horse. I know I was like, oh look I just got a hoarse. I know I was like, I was like like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's really really really really really really that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi, that's that's thi, that's thi, that's thi, that's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that you like they pass him in one direction then they pass him going the other way. I like that. Oh look I just got goosebumps why? That's the
dumbest fucking thing ever. And then they hit him. Yeah, and they pass him again
because they don't pass him they hit him. Yeah. Well. And he says they won't let me out. I can't get out. Yeah right. So he stuck in the same loop that's. that's. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. their. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. th he's stuck in the same loop that Sam Neal is stuck in later. But then he like disappears, doesn't he?
Or does he, or did I make that up?
He does see the bike again later,
because that, the Baber boy is riding the bike.
Right, right, right, right, okay.
But yeah, he kind of disappears love the, like, Stiles is awake and he's a, and John Trent's asleep and they
drive into Hobbs End.
He's like, oh, Stiles, you found it.
Yeah.
And it was like this nightmarish ride that she took through the sky.
And she like just appears and she's driving in the darkness and then it's just in daylight.
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Because he wrote it into existence. Okay. What about the little kids chasing the dog in slow motion? I don't remember that. When they first are walking down the street, Style sees these kids tasing a dog in slow motion. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the th, I the the the the the the the the the the the toes. toes. to to to to toda. to today. today. today. the the the the the the the the the the the these kids tasting a dog in slow motion. And then we see
them later in front of the giant black church. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is a real
church out in Canada. Oh yeah, yeah, creepy, creepy church. And we see them
later and the dog has one of its legs ripped off. Oh I don't remember. Yeah.
See that would have scared me. What's happening to me? And then we see those kids again later, and the girl has like the teeth
that have grown through her lips when she's talking.
I really like that.
Not a big fan of that.
It was gross.
Yeah.
So Sutter Kane lives in the church, I guess, or whatever.
He lives in the church within the church.
Wait, OK. a smaller church that was there. See, that's dumb. See, like, when they were writing this down,
and they were like, yeah, the church built itself around a smaller church,
it's kind of like, maybe rethink that.
But that's, yeah, that to me also feels like a,
like, you know, a lovecraft thing of like, ooh,
but in the house, there's another house, a smaller house.
No I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that's, that's, that's, that's, that mean, that's very lovecrafting, but that doesn't make it good.
It's true. He does have a lot of stinkers.
I kind of like this movie being on like the more stinker end of Lovecraft's, like Oove.
It's not hitting the best, the greatest hits.
Yeah.
So they meet, well, they're at the Black Church and a bunch of townies drive up in their pick them up trucks and like the 80s like cutlasses and stuff yeah and they're demanding that the boy be
given back to them right and that's a kid on the bike right okay did you
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Now, that's him, well, he's just not sitting in a painting.
He's like a, was a very bad human, I read on the internet once.
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Well, I guess he was Vigal to Carpathia.
Yeah.
The agent, okay, the agent that gets shot in the beginning, who goes through the restaurant
window, does he ever show back up?
He does in the nightmares.
Okay, that's what I thought. He's with the group of axe-wieldinginging-wixxxxxxxxxxxed-wixed-wiwiax-wiwiwiwiats, thax-waxed-wa, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th.. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, that, that, that, that, the a, that's, that's, the a, that's, that's, the a that's, that's, the a that's, okay, okay, thank you. Mm-hmm. I started to get very confused with these like sort of round-faced balding men, you know.
They're very Scandinavian, older men.
They all look the same to me.
If there's one thing I know about you, white people all start to look the same,
if there's too many of them on screen at one time. It's just men. So, but I like the scene where they're demanding the boy and they're like the church door
flies open and you see the kid and he flies open again he's a little bit more disheveled
and it flies open again.
It's you're gonna crack now.
Okay, this makes sense.
No, this makes sense.
This is ringing a bell. No, he's so strange, like, I don't know.
I couldn't figure out what I was supposed to feel about him.
As a character or like as a human being.
He's a very interesting looking human being.
Yeah.
The wild head of hair.
So he's a real person in reality in real life.
Like he has written all these other books.
Correct.
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And as we learned, it was revealed to him
that he thought he was making this all up.
But what?
But the elder gods, the elder things,
the things in the darkness were giving this information to him.
That seems like plagiarism.
Well, he didn't know he was doing it.
Ignorance isn't always the best.
So there are legit people that believe this about Lovecraft.
There is like a minor religion around Lovecraft.
Don't tell me that people are, okay.
That believe that he was getting this like through some sort of psychic conveyance.
Why?
Because these elder things exist and...
Maybe.
I mean, I'm agnostic, so it's hard for me to say they don't,
but why would they believe that... Okay, forget it, it doesn't matter.
Would they believe that a shut-in in Rhode Island would be getting this information?
Precisely.
Although if I've seen enough episodes of the X
files and I have, it's always the shut-ins in like remote towns that get this
information. So maybe. A shut-in racist in Orod Island is going to get all this
info. So yeah, Jurg and Brocknell, like they go through some more
stuff that we meet the the crazy lady at the end that's eating her husband and she's a giant monster. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. tr. true. true. true. true. true. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the inn that's eating her husband and she's a giant monster. Yeah. Oh we keep coming upon Vigo the Carpathian who is like Sam Neils
convinced as an actor that the town is filled with actors. Right he is just so
sure that Stiles has set this up. Yeah which is fine I guess. And oh and
Stiles goes to your to Sutter Kane on her own and gets possessed. Right. And I I love the scene where she's making out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. thea. thea. thea. thea. the the thea. the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Right. And I love the scene where she's making out with him, right?
She tries to, yeah.
Oh yeah, oh yes.
She totally makes out with him.
That's the hilarious scene where she's making out
and they start rubbing his head and the camera pans out.
And there's a monster growing at his fact.
Oh, yeah, that's really bad. I wanted her just just just like like like like like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a. the. the. th. that's. that's. to. to. to. that, a. to. to. to. to. that, to. to. to. to. to. the. the slip a finger into the monster's mouth or something.
Like, just around, like a reach around for a monster head in the back of you.
I know you're here, buddy.
Oh, it's so hilarious. I love it so much. It's like every time I forget that it's about it,
that it's going to happen. I'm like, oh god, it's so silly. Very bad. But I love when he, um, um um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's like, that's like, that's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. I love when John Trent sees her through the door and you just kind of see her
in silhouette and then like tentacles burst out behind her head and under the door.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Okay, so tell me, are we at the scene where Sutter Kane is in the church explaining
to Sam Neal?
Yeah.
Okay, can you just like run that down for me really quickly?
Probably not super well, but he's just basically explaining that these elder
things have bestowed this information on him and he is like the conduit to them
coming into the world. They're gonna take over humanity, take over the earth.
So if he writes it it becomes true. Correct. Okay. And that's what that giant throbbing door is, the sloppy that that that that he that he that he that he that he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's he's he's he's hea hea hea. he. he. So he's he. So he's he. he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he's he's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the- the-he's just thi's just the. He's just he's he's he's true. Correct. Well, OK. And that's what that giant throbbing door is,
the sloppy, wet throbbing door, that he's like holding back
the monsters.
Why is he doing that, though?
Because he hasn't written them into existence.
I don't know.
It gets a little confusing.
I think that's when I was like, what I think it's that thing of like the big bad explaining what's going on. You're just like, okay, if that's what you and this is how I did it.
But I love the, I don't, yeah, it's super cheesy, but I love the scene where the hole opens up and it's a book.
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I already read the whole book like what is that that isn't and I was like as the
agent hadn't you already read the book like it was supposed to be coming out
you should have earned she's the editor she should probably have already read it well they didn't have the whole the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the didn't have the whole book yet. Oh, they were just missing part of it. Yeah, that's what the whole insurance, John was about.
I see.
Because they were going to hunt down the rest of the book.
I see.
Well, whatever still.
Yeah.
So Sutter Kane gives himto make them crazy.
Correct.
So his previous books have had this effect?
Right.
Not in the mouth of madness.
Just, yeah.
Not to the degree that this one is going to.
All right, fine.
Carry on.
I think I was confused by that.
I thi that the book had come out, people read it, went crazy. Yeah. And then, that's why I didn't understand why they were bringing back a manuscript at the
end, because it had already come out.
I wonder if that was like a nod to Stephen King as well, because I remember back at the
80s, along with like D&D and heavy metal music and horror movies, like he got lumped in
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Yeah.
Which I really loved.
Yeah, I'm sure you did.
Because they're just little puppets chasing him down the hallway.
They are.
But again, I love a practical effect, so it got me good.
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I'm gonna miss everybody.
He like kind of pops into existence there.
He's like, foopped in.
I don't know why.
Because Hobbs then isn't real.
I guess.
Where is he left off then?
Where is that?
Somewhere in New Hampshire. Yes. Where is he left off then? Where is that? Anywhere? It doesn't matter.
Just somewhere in New Hampshire.
And he has to get back and he gets on the bus.
Takes the great bus ride.
Oh yeah, my favorite color is blue.
That's so fucking stupid.
What a weird thing.
Just like what?
Who, why? Michael DeLuca?
You wrote that down and no one was like, eh, I don't know, I that's that's that's that's that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I'm that down and no one was like, I don't know how that's gonna play on screen.
I love that like the lady next to him just has a like bright blue hair. Like it's so silly, it's so funny.
What was the point of that scene to just to show him that he's going crazy?
Yeah, and also to show the like, I guess to like the outside world he's going crazy but like he knows that this dude is talking to him and like I love that the bus driver comes up and he's like a buddy you're
all right you just having a nightmare everything's fine buddy
it's not how a bus driver would treat you shut the fuck up yeah so he gets
back to Charlton Heston Harglo Jackson no
and says you know it keeps trying to get rid of the book and it keeps coming back
to him. Right. And he also tells that the styles got left there and this guy is denying any
knowledge of styles. Right and says that the book has been out for months. Yeah. It's in post-production. It's in post-production. This is where I was like, I don't, I don't, I don't, this doesn't, this doesn't, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. this is this this is to, this is to, this is thi. the. the, the, the, the the the the thi. the. the.'s in post-production. This is where I was like
I don't I don't this doesn't what is happening. There are some script problems
here some story problems that are going on. I just feel like they got to a certain
point and then they were like just throw it in a blender. Let let the ancient god
sort it out. So he and ends up back in the loony bin.
Or we get back to him being in the loony bin.
Right, but now it's empty, right?
Or is it not empty yet?
So David Warner is wrapping up his conversation with him and he leaves.
And then all hell breaks loose in the hallway outside of his room. Yeah, right. And I like, you just see in silhouette like people being hacked apart and they're screaming, and then all the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the th. th. they th. th. th. they th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thin. thin. thin. th. th. in the hallway outside of his room. Yeah, right. And I like that you just see in silhouette,
like people being hacked apart, and they're screaming, and.
And then all of a sudden it stops, right?
Right.
OK.
And he wanders out and wanders into town and goes to a movie theater.
And he's hearing a radio broadcast of like emergency.
It's kind of like if you were still OK, you can come to this Right, right. And the movie is in the mouth of madness starring John Trent.
Yeah, why? Because it's you know, no I don't know I don't know why. But there's the
great scene of him watching a movie of himself while eating a bucket of popcorn,
which I appreciated. He went to the Cossessions stand and stole it.
Is it stealing if it's the apocalypse?
That is a question we're all probably going to have to answer sometime soon.
God help me if I'm stealing popcorn.
I love him laughing hysterically at the movie that he's in.
And then like sobbing. Oh, man. And that's like Sam Neal at his silliest, I feel.
It's most Sam Nealeist. He just can't emote.
He can't emote anything other than smugness is how I feel about Sam Neal.
It's just, he shouldn't even try.
And then, bong, tung, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk.
Your favorite rock song comes back. Bada da da da.
And that is in the mouth of Bandist roundabout.
Somewhere in there.
Somewhere in there was the movie.
Oh boy, boy, Z-boy.
So Katie. Yeah.
You want to go to the ratings face?
We haven't been there in quite some time.
I never remember how to get there.
Maybe I should put together the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers there in quite some time. I don't remember how to get there. Maybe I should put together the covers of books.
Yeah, let's rate this.
Read this mother.
You go first.
Uh, no, you go first.
No, I'll go first.
All right.
This is better than Prince of Darkness.
Hands down. the thing. No, and I don't think anyone would argue with that. No, no, no. It is not as good
as Halloween. No, no, no, no. It is maybe not as good as Halloween 3. I do enjoy Halloween
3 more, but yes. There are a lot of things I like about this. I like the sort of like going insane angle to it. I like the unreliable narrator. I even sort of like the ancient gods. I like the town that
doesn't really exist. It's cool, it's fine. I like that it actually scared me but
I think that's really more on me than on the movie. I think I could have
probably watched anything and been afraid because a win's a win. My brain is
just terrified all the time. I'm sure you're very heightened right now.
I am a lunatic right now so but then a
lot of it I was like come on come on like what? Yeah so for that I'm gonna
give it a six and a half. Oh lovely. You're so surprised you yeah yeah I was gonna
go a lot lower. I did after Prince of Darkness I mean it Prince of Darkness is a very very very
very bad movie also I know I've seen it at least twice now,
because I saw it when we did it,
and then I realized halfway through I had already seen it.
I don't remember anything about it
except that thing of like green ooze.
I don't remember what that movie's even about.
Basement Satan's.
The green news is Satan in the basement and they have to keep him in there and he's slowly dripping out upwards. Nope. It's gone.
Broken mirror with the devil on the other side?
Maybe.
Is there a hunky black guy that gets killed by that mirror?
Sure, yeah.
This thing's amazing grace with the throat slit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hmm.
That I remember.
Why didn't they just plug up the hole that he's dripping out through?
I guess that's for another episode that we've already done.
Episode 179, we revisit.
No, who takes these back seas?
I really love this movie.
Of course you do.
I mean, it's not, I don't love every Carpenter movie.
I kind of hate vampires.
I haven't seen that.
Yeah, I don't like it.
My friend Ryan and I have an ongoing argument about it.
She loves it and I think it's terrible.
It's newer, right?
Yeah, it's after all this, yeah.
And I don't like his version of Village of the Damned either.
Is that the K's talking. Love that movie. Um, but I mean I would give this movie a seven.
That's all.
I love it, but like, I know what I'm loving here.
Like, it's like...
Do you remember what you gave Prince of Darkness?
Uh, probably a seven or eight.
I would guess. Do you like this better than Prince of Darkness?
Oh, on par? You think they're equal? Yeah, yeah.
That's wrong.
That's the wrong opinion.
But I get such joy out of both of them for being so fucking ridiculous.
Yeah.
But what if Satan came back because a math?
Oh, yeah.
There was some math in there.
Oh, they were doing equations, were they. And I think the writer writing horror into existence is such a hard thing to do and make it somewhat enjoyable.
Sure. And he does that. That's fair. He also doesn't, did, to remember that Masters of Horror Show that was on Showtime where all these horror directors got to do an hour long? I remember seeing it but I never, I remember seeing of it, but I never saw it, yeah. He did one called Cigarette Burns. That was about like somebody had made a film that thri-a th. th. th, th, th, th, like th, th, like th, th, like th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and thi, and th, and th, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and th. And, and th. And, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, thi, and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, never saw it, yeah. He did one called Cigarette Burns, that was about like somebody had made a film that
drives people insane.
It was like this premise, but it fit with a film.
Yeah.
And he did that pretty well too.
It stars a, the hunky guy from Walking Dead.
Channing Tatum.
That mother fuzz looks like a fist with a hens. Chris Hemsworth. The other guy.
The greasy guy, he rides the motorcycle.
Oh, the guy is so ugly, he's sunkey.
He like has literally turned full circle.
He's like a head facing backwards.
You know what I mean?
That's not full circle. That's halfway around. I don't know what I'm talking about.
I was going to say he really ETed that's ET's so ugly that he's cute. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
But yeah, he's like that guy.
He's starring that guy.
So ugly that he's cute.
That's a very real thing.
Sure. Yeah.
Sure.
No doubt busted hot, we used to call it.
Oh, nice.
But yeah, that is in the mouth of madness. We just did an episode. Did we do okay?
Was it all right?
I think so.
You're raising your arms like the Rocky statue, which I like a lot.
So Katie, what are we doing next week?
We're going to do another episode.
Yay!
Another movie?
Well, it's going to be a nice movie?
A f-a'erri!
.
A movie. A child-friendly film? Terribly unfriendly movie called Teeth.
It was on Netflix for a while. You missed it. If you missed it, you can rent it on Amazon.
And it was only a dollar 99 instead of 299. Did you notice that? It's a bargain movie.
Bargain bin. So teeth? Teeth. Vagina. I was wondering if we were going to spoil back.
If you guys, you guys should see that, definitely see this movie before we... Yeah, because it's... yeah. It's something special.
Like, when I was watching it, I was having this feeling like,
I'm just going to keep saying the word dick over and over and over, you know?
And then I was thinking about that movie my life with Michael Keaton, where he dies and he's left that movie for his child. But if I died, like my child would only have this podcast.
And she would just turn it on and I'd be like, fucking dicks.
You know what I mean?
Like, I've done a bad job is what I'm saying?
My mom really love dick?
Love to talk about dick.
And bone thugs harmony.
That's all I know about her.
It's all anybody knew about her really. Oh, she fucking hates horses. Horses in the ocean. I'm very afraid of the ocean.
Stay away from you sea horses.
Oh, they're kind of cute though, aren't they?
They are.
They're adorable.
Well, I'll never know.
All right, teeth.
Next week, come back for teeth.
Hey, get at us during the baby break and downloaded the baby break hiatus episodes.
Thanks, guys.
We're glad to be back.
Yeah, we're glad to have you.
And thanks for all your kind, congratulations
and nice words and things of that nature as well.
We're very happy.
We're very tired.
But it's really nice of go to your heads or anything.
We're going to be mean to you next week.
Yeah, this is, don't expect this kind of sappiness all the time.
You want sappiness, you goes into my favorite murder or whatever.
I've never listened to that as a good.
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