Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 15- The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Episode Date: February 2, 2015

This special guest episode is brought to you by our friend Rob, who really loves "The Blair Witch Project." In this episode, we discuss such important matters as the official drug of the 90's, SNICK, mom jeans, found footage foibles and the comforts of staying indoors.  If you like what you hear, please tell a friend! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hi, and welcome to another episode of WhereW Wolf Ambulance. Hi Katie. Hi, Alan, how are you? Good, we're not alone. We're not alone. We're here with our friend Rob. Hey, Rob. Hi, guys. How are you doing? Pretty well. How are you guys? Hi,. Good. How are you guys? We just answered that.

It was good. So we just watched the Blair Witch Project, 1999's the Blair Witch Project? As selected by Rob. Yes, this is a classic found footage film. Beloved by Rob. It's the found footage film. Yeah, spawner of a generation of found footage films. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. this. this is this is this is this is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thee. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the., spawner of a generation of found footage films.

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And that was kind of I made it through exactly two episodes before I couldn't watch it anymore. I got to Zibo the Clown, and I had to stop watching it for about 20 years. It's a scary episode. Yeah. I am completely unfamiliar with that television show. Yeah. You were like out smoking cigarettes, no beers, then. There were no laws then. round it up pickup truck I'm sure. Definitely in the back with no seats no belts there was no laws then. The lawless 90s yeah I love the 90s which is another

reason why I love the Blair Witch project. Yeah this is a quintessentially 90s movie. This is the most 90s thing it gets it's October 1994 a person wears flannel on flannel on this movie on flannel and it takes place almost entirely in the woods and like fields and it's the fall and... Is that the the 90th season? Yes and 94 is the 90s of years. Okay. So why this movie? Why did you want to bring us this movie to make your movie? Because this was the very first movie that terrified me when I saw it in the movie theater? Oh yeah, yeah, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thr. thrown, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th.............................................................. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the in the movie theater. Oh yeah. I went into it. I remember my dad took me to see it on summer whenever it came out. And it was like this bright, hot July day. And not a day you normally associate with terror, at least for me. And I came out of it.

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Yeah. We will be doing spoilers if this is your first episode. I figure most everyone's seen it since it's the highest grossing independent film of all time. Is it? Yeah. Okay, so it's found footage of a documentary made by three people in their, I guess probably like the early, late teens, early 20s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, th. We'll, th. We'll, th. We'll, th. We'll, th. We'll, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the. th. th. th. the. And, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll probably like their early, late teens, early 20s. It's hard to tell everyone's ageless in the 90s. They're supposed to be college kids.

College kids? Okay, yeah. And they are out in the woods in Burkettsville, Maryland trying to get information about a local legend known as the Blair Witch. Which I'm actually so confused as to what the Blair Witch is. Is it the guy, is it the woman covered in hair? What is Blair Witch? I think it's supposed to be the woman covered in hair. Okay.

Yeah, I think the woman that Mary Brown describes. I really like this aspect of the film where they're going and they're talking to different locals to get the exposition of the she used. I thought the, I assume those people are not actors, but we did a really good job of like acting. The best actor in this movie is the small child putting her hand over her mother's mouth. She's trying to tell the story. I was going to say a close second Mary Brown, creepy lady. Yeah. She could be the Blair Witch as far as I'm concerned. Maybe she is the Blair Witch. Well I think there's a little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little the the the the the the the the the the the th. I the th. I thi. I theiler is made of sticks and twine. Oh, yeah. Maybe those guys who are fishing are the Blair Witch. I wish I could have spent the rest of the movie with those two.

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and drinking scotch and hanging out in this hotel room and being very 90s. Nice wood paneled hotel room. Yeah, where else would you stay? No, of course. I do have a note that Josh is very hunky and looks like he could have been in candle locks. You like Josh? You more of a Mike man? Yeah, I'm more of a Mike guy. I like he's kind of like a loose cannon. He's got a short fuse. He's the first guy to just walk off into the woods screaming.

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It was a $22,000 budget. Right. Well, that's actually, the one of the producers claims that's how much it was and then Apparently other people are saying that was as much as 200,000 So there seems like there's 20 grand on the screen rather than yeah, but yeah, but yeah I think I think the fact that it's no names anybody's This happening to and I think they had to sign non-disclosure acts like they couldn't tell the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to tell to tell to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they're to they're they're their tell people what they were doing, they couldn't do any interviews, they didn't do any press leading up to it. Because they were dead. Right. Yeah, it just happened.

So all the press was after. And they were like the, the Have You Seen't the Internet at the time? And they were like the, have or if I was too busy hanging out. But I remember there were multiple internet websites. God, don't I sound 90? Multiple internet websites. I'm sure there was an AOL keyword. So there was a special that was on, I think the sci-fi channel. I can't actually find anything about that.

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No. It's unbearable now. Like I have a hard time watching fountain footage movies because I guess maybe I'm older and also it's just so much worse. Right. I like get legit seasick watching some of them. Well who are they for then if not me? The younger generation yeah teens can handle this kind. Teens have better stomachs than me. Well people that have been playing like all the new like first person shooters that are always shaky cam they're always like I can't start. When I bought Doom 3 it gave me emotion sickness really for all of the first couple times I played it I had to like fight through well it well it's for the the the the the the the first the first the first the first the first the first the first for the first for the first for the first for the first for the first for the first for the first. the first. the first. the first. I. I the first. I the first the first the first the first the first the first first first first the first couple. I. I the first the first couple. I. I the first couple. I the first first first the first first first first. I play. I play. I play. I play. the first first first first first first first first first first. I. the first first. the first. the first. the first. the first. the first. the first. I. I. the first. I. I. the first. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the the first. the the the the the the the the th. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. th. the. the. the. the. to like fight through. Well, it's for teens then. It's for teens and tweens. Yeah.

All right, so let's get back to wrapping them up. That's pretty much the story. That's pretty much the movie. So they go off into the woods and they, right off the bat, they're lost. Yeah. And they turn on my friend so quickly and then I remember being like 21 yeah fuck yeah I would have torn everyone apart like a monster back then. I didn't remember them getting lost so quickly like I thought there was more time of them actually doing you know the first day they're

out there they film the thing at Coffin Rock where she reads from a book that she has about what happened toffin Rock, which I think is legit creepy. Oh yeah. You know the idea of people like being tied together and eviscerated while they're still alive, like that's... And then their bodies disappearing when they go to get help? Yeah. It's pretty fucked up. Totally creepy. So then they're the stuff in the woods, the like... No, I don't know. Actually, I have noted the time scale of the increasing horror.

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Yeah. So like, this is just a good reminder to me of like, this is why you stay inside. Okay. So Jaws is keeping you out of the ocean. Yeah. the descent is keeping you out of the woods. That seems legit. Well, we need to find a nice home invasion movie. And then what are you going to do? Yeah, I'll watch a unit here next. And you can't be homeless because I'll show you a chud and that'll show you what's wrong. So basically you guys are trying to push me to suicide, which I don't think is very funny.

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enough probably. Yeah they have to do it in a 90s thing too. Went along with they were probably huffed and then they made those. Okay. Official drug of the 90s. Oh, it's so true. So they're turning on each other each day gets worse and worse. Like, they're becoming psychotic. Yeah, just out of control. Which is kind of hard to watch. It's just so anxiety-inducing. It's very stressful.

It's like real-world Birketsville for a little bit. Just people shouting and like, it makes me very stressful. It's like real-world Birketsville for a little bit. Just people shouting. It makes me very stressful. Yeah, I was very, I actually wrote a note, stressful with an exclamation point. It wasn't a mild stressful. This is full blown. No, this is exclamation stressful. It's really well done. I mean like that aspect of it, like they keep the tension up. It's kind of like a slow descent into madness almost, you know. Every day it gets a little bit worse. I think so, yeah.

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Yeah. No, not. Actually, the internet had something to say about this too. I did a little bit of Googling. Some people were thinking that there's, and I should know this, but I don't. But apparently there's a material spell component for a, I think an early edition, to spell, where you can speak in somebody's voice, but you need one of their teeth in order to do that. So, the internet would tell you that. So perhaps, you know, the blur which is playing first edition. I haven't looked at or confirmed it. This is just what somebody on the internet says.

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I guess I was in high school at the time. And then I hadn't seen it again until a couple months ago. My ladies' horror group watched it, but we were like cracking wise like crack and wise through the whole thing so I didn't really think about it. But tonight I started the movie thinking like Heather is the most annoying person on the planet. Yeah. And then by the end I realize that Heather is just kind of like the embodiment of what every ambitious woman fears she could be. Which is like the bossy but also cold and like unreasonable thing. Though how it ends up is that you are like, you know, it's not coming out of your face. That's how you, that's how you lose, you know? Even to the point of where she's immediately disrespected by them, like the guys just aren't paying attention to her, like they're showing up late.

She is obviously not actually in charge. No. They never at any point trust her. either so I mean she clearly didn't know how to read the map. I mean she had a book that said how to survive in the woods. It doesn't exactly inspire confidence in your leader. Especially when they don't read it. Well it looked well thumbed but it could have been used. She had in her bathroom jeans. Or in a closet with her mom jeans. Sorry other. Oh man took it out her mom jeans. They wear mom jeans. She wears them for like eight days straight. Although her hair never gets greasy.

Heather's hair stays like luxurious throughout the film. Which is weird because they were actually in the woods the entire time. Oh really? Yeah, yeah. They made them stay in the woods. If I was in the woods for seven nights straight, I would look like a bottle of olive oil. So after she gives the snot-filled, I'm sorry, speech. Which is actually pretty good watching it as an adult. Yeah, I remember being way more annoying, but I think that's the parodying that's

I did notice that at one point you can literally see like the blood vessels in her eyes go red when she likes she's like doing the quiet sob and it's like comes right across. Oh really? Yeah, yeah. They then hear Josh again scream. Or no though, they go out, why are they walking in the night? Do they hear Josh and they're walking and they find the house? Yeah, I think his calls draw them to the house.

Okay. Because the house seemed like it was not far from where they were camped. So if it had been, yeah, if it had been a real place, I feel like they would have seen it before. Right, you know what I mean? Yeah, so it draws them to this house. Which like is, you should totally go inside that. It house like that and there was just one chair in the upstairs of the house that was surrounded by racing papers. Nice. Been up there, like, bent on the ponies. Just sitting there with his transistor radio. I knew Woods porn wasn't a real thing.

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he would have been more cautious and that makes me mad. Yeah yeah yeah yeah she left the whole team down on every possible. She really did every single leadership choice she made was pretty much wrong. See that's what this is the fear you be you become a heather. And then Christian Slater kills you? I love Christianslater. They go running up the steps and this is something that really creeped me out the first time I saw up when they're running up the stairs and there's the little kid. A handprints all over like. Yeah, it's unnerving.

It looks like there was some dwarvish written on the walls too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that's part of the spell component. That's maybe what I was thinking. Yeah. Rob is the DM for our DM. You can't hear this, but I'm pushing out my glasses right now. Yeah, so they go running upstairs.

You still heard the basement. So Mike goes tear ass down the basement. Never go in the basement. Never go in the basement. Why would you go in the basement? It's a rule. It's a legit rule. And the camera just gets knocked to the ground. Yeah.

As soon as he runs down there. And then Heather is fucking screaming, and this is what Rob-in, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, so Mike had the sound equipment on him in the basements or her screams are disembodied from her on the running. So it was like sort of disorienting and like, is that Heather running? Like, what's going on now? And she runs into the basement, comes around a corner and Mike is standing in the corner, facing the corner. Which was one of the first time I saw the movie was like the scariest thing I could have imagined. Yeah, it's the payoff. And then her camera gets knocked to the ground,

click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, credit. And that's, I mean, I enjoyed this movie. I today, I seen it originally in the movie theater. I wish I had. It seems like it would have been a great way to see this movie the first time. For sure, because the sound designed really good in the movie theater. They kind of, the, the, the, the clacking coming from different directions. Yeah. And the screams it in the family room at Salis House. And I remember, I remember white knuckling this movie, just like, you know.

I just watched this in the family room at Celeste's house and then made her go with me to the bathroom. I think this is a very good movie if you literally want to turn off all the lights and sit on the couch and watch it. We totally did. I remember like, there's a couple scenes of the night scenes, or when they're the tent that are just completely black. Like the screen is just black for extended periods of time. And you can just hear them talking, which I think is pretty cool too. Yeah. And then I watched this movie again, probably five years later,

after seeing it initially. And I hated it. Because it was like the trick was out of the bag. I knew what was movie that benefits from not having any idea what's going on. Right. They were very good, despite the media kind of onslaught that they had of having the special and having all the websites and all that stuff. They kept what was in the movie pretty secret. Yeah, the trailer is almost nothing.

Right. Which is nothing. But yeah, the repeated view, it doesn't really hold up to repeated viewings it's still a good movie but the fright is definitely gone I can still watch like Friday the 13th and be scared like I've seen it 400 times I'm still gonna be scared scaredish but this is just it's gone the luster's off the this is one of those movies that I really enjoy where you never actually the bad person oh yeah there's no it's all just hinted at you know thin th I th I th I the th I th I the the th I th I th the th th the the th the the th th the th th the th the thi the the the th the thi th thi thi thi thi th thi the the the thi th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi things just off camera and that freaks me out more than actually Seeing monsters most of the time It's not the happening now, you're right

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I did not like quarantine. I enjoyed it. Yeah, it's not good. It doesn't make much to impress me, though. And rec two, thrown. And rec two is pretty good. Oh, it's a little bit more ridiculous. unwatchable. That's the pattern isn't it? I very much enjoy the trope and I guess maybe this could apply to the Blurwich too of like confinement. You know you're set away somewhere that nobody can come and help you whether you're

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Oh wow. There's one scene where someone's got a pole going completely through them that they did with a bicycle seat. Like the person sitting on a bicycle seat. It's like you can't see that it just looks like they have a pole going through the body. And people did not like that. I don't like that at all. There's Lake Mungo, which is an Australian found footage film that I really liked. And the Last Exorcism has a total like M. Knight's Shambalon twist ending.

And it was ridiculous enough that I really enjoyed it. So yeah, I'm going to give the found footage. I'll still give them a chance. I watch them, but I don't know why. You hate watching them. Yeah, like that movie, recently that movie came out about the catacombs below Paris. And I saw the preview and I was like, uh-uh. Right, yeah. But that looked asinine, though.

That's kind of my point. So I don't know whether to thank it or piss on it, you know? Which are my two options for anything is either I express gratitude or, you know, expel waste onto it. Thank you or piss. Those are my new knuckle tattoos. I'm a big fan of the ghost hunting genre of found footage films that are now, I mean, turn on Netflix and there's like six of them just waiting for you to be streaming. Do you think you would have had things like the ghost hunters television show if Bill I

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I didn't really, it did, uh, Blair Witch too came out the next year. Yeah, they fired it up. So they didn't even even even even even even even even even even even have the happen but apparently the people didn't really know the three actors Heather Mike and Josh didn't know and then all the dialogues improvised so they were given like GPS like coordinate you've got to be here and then something's gonna happen oh that's fucked up yeah yeah it's like it's like a haunted house almost yeah yeah but for people who are being filmed as they're to the? because their like sleeping because these guys won't let them sleep and they're not really eating that much either.

But Heather's hair looks so good. So the fact that they like torque to help Blair Witch too, it's so quick I think that might be why I mean but I'm sure they were just like we have to capitalize Yeah it was very much a studio production. Yeah. Now I kind of want to watch it. I said I haven't seen it since it was out originally. You guys should definitely do that. You want to watch it? Nope, nope. Okay.

So it looks like the one producer of this movie, Daniel Meirich, has only done six other movies besides this. Anything of note? Nope. Okay. And Eduardo Sanchez has done a lot more. He's been much more. I feel like I've seen his name. Yeah.

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You know, and there's there's ways to work in this that are still, it just got overwrought like there was just so much of it like you know which is what we kind of alluded to in the last episode of like we're gonna keep watching shitty horror movies because they're gonna keep making shitty horror movies like. For every good horror movie there's gonna be 20 crap clones that I'm gonna see 10 of. You know what? And then we're gonna cover the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. wee is is is th. wee. wee. It's is is is th. It's is is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. we's is kind we's is kind th. we's is kind we's we's we's we's kind th. we's we's the. we's the. we's we's we're we're we're we're we' is kind th. And then we're going to cover them on this podcast. We'll start doing good movies again soon. Well, actually, this was a good movie. This is a good movie. Which leads me into the ratings portion.

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I remember distinctly doing that. Well probably while downloading songs on Napster. Did you have a rock and undercut in the 90s? No, I rock. I had very spiky hair in the 90s. OK. No sideburns and spiky hair. Oh, that's a hard look, man. It was the 90s. I definitely in 92 had the undercut. I had the ponytail.

Nice. . .. Yeah. I know. Mom's are not in favor of undercuts. Oh, I do want to mention that the production company, Haxen Films, is named after the Witch Documentary Haxin. That's really awesome. You know, I don't know much about witches. You know, I have good witch movies.

Can we a good witch movie? Hey, I donthe crucible? I've read that. It's a good, uh, it's a good movie. Are you talking about the Winona Ryder in there? Yeah, Winona Ryder, it's like three hours long. It's a long movie. You don't have time for that. Give me shorter wish. It's a long to, that's got to Google it for me. I need you to Google it for. Did we discuss how much this money actually made? How many? Yeah. It's two, again, they filmed it for $22,500,000, $225,000.

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And you're just left in silence. Yeah. And kudos to them for not like at the last moment having the W.W-E production's the camera Witch project. Yeah. Hey Katie, what are we doing next week? Next week we will be doing the WWE Productions film Oculus, which you can find on Netflix right now, so definitely go and check that out and we'll be discussing it next Monday. All right, so you can find us on Facebook where we are backslash. You can find us on Twitter or where Bielance? I think we're getting an Instagram,

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