Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 152- Anaconda (1997)

Episode Date: November 27, 2017

After our weird meat rock block of episodes, we decided to lighten things up with an enormous animatronic snake: we're talking about the 1997 film "Anaconda." Special topics for your consideration include: the uselessness of Eric Stoltz, how snakes actually work, musings on puka shells, drunk movies, "Cube," Mariah Carey and of course, no discussion of this film would be complete without an analysis of Jon Voight's many bizarre accents.  Did you miss our other J-Lo film? Check out Episode 133- "The Cell." Really into jungle horror? How about Episodes 75- "Ritual (Modus Anomali)" and 80- "Predator"? (both excellent guest episodes!) Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Guys, bad news: the holiday season is upon us. Good news: we've got your gift list totally figured out! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hello? Alan, is that you? Hi. My podcast has broken down and I was wondering if I could jump on your podcast. Oh, uh, sure, just throw your bagged over here, like a weird, and then jump over like a weird old man. I am a poacher of weird accents. Yeah, what's that accent that you have, sir? I'm, you're a Southerpean.

Ah, it is very exotic. Holy shit. Hi Katie. Hey, Alan. How are you? How are you? I could not keep up that voice as long as John Void did. I feel like John Voight filmed all his scenes in Ad Day.

And it is most of the movie. Welcome to another episode of Wearwolf Ambulance. I'm Katie. I'm Alan. We're Anaconda. We're not. This is. Hello.

I am. No, no, no, da, da, da. Yes, ma'am. Today is a good day. I laughed so fucking hard. Loved it. Here's the question. Do you think Cube requested that he could say that, or was embarrassed he had to say that? It can be one or the other.

I'm sure that they're like, all right, so in this scene, Jay Lowe is going to ask you how you're doing. And it's your first line of the film. Should I mention my AK? No, you could probably leave that out, Cube. Though he does get, you know, no hog later in the movie too, so. Good God. So Anaconda is the film we're talking about. 1997.

A good year, a great year. A year that occurred. You were 13 years of age. It was a terrible year. I was 13. I was 23, I was going to get that first period. You too? Yeah.

I did not see this movie when it came out. Did you see it in the theater? No. No. I sat on a rental, a blockbuster. And they had not seen it again until this past Friday night. Listen, I have to make a confession. Go. I got pretty drunk watching this movie.

Hell yeah. I don't remember a lot about it. And I have not looked at my notes since. So... I was drinking Chardonnay out of a plank glass because I'm a classy bitch like that. Sometimes it's just hard to be me. So, would you like to summarize this from the Amazon summarization of the movie? Sure. A monstrous snake terrorizes filmmakers on the Amazon River in the blockbuster hit starring John Void Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube and Eric Stoltz. That is the most on-point summation that they have ever John Voight, Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, and Eric Stoltz.

That is the most on-point summation that they have ever done. Yeah, I agree. Although, Staltz disappears from most of the movie. Sleepy Stoltz. Rob kept calling him Stoltsy, and I was getting so mad at him. I was getting like so mad at him. Why was he calling it? Was Rob also drinking chardinay out of a pint glass? I think he's drinking pints

out of pint glasses. Okay. But he like got real excited because Randy Edelman did the score and I guess he did the score for like Gettysburg or Glory or something. Oh, the score is ridiculous. Oh, the s-dicu- It is ridiculous. Yeah the score the score the score the score the score the s the score the score the score the score the score the s the score the s the score the s the score the s the s the score the score th ridiculous. The s th ridiculous. The s th ridiculous. The s th ridiculous. The score th ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The score is ridiculous. The s ridiculous. The s ridiculous. The s ridiculous. The s ridiculous. The s ridiculous. The s ridiculous. The s ridiculous. The s. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Three men wrote this movie. Three. And a baby. Three, three men. This is our second Owen Wilson movie. Our second Owen Wilson, our second Jalo. Our second Carrie were.

Not the worst accent in the movie this time. Is it really our second? I feel like it's our third Carri War. Could it be? I mean, it's possible. I think I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've that I've that I've be? I mean it's possible. Anything possible. I think I've said that line in a number of episodes, which makes me think that she has appeared again. Yes, but how many episodes have you said come to daddy? Come to daddy? One more. One more, one more, Alan. How about

that young Danny Trejo though? Youngish. Fresh out of prison? Was he? Yeah. I don't know if he was fresh, but he had served his 11 years by this point, I believe. What did he go to prison for? I don't remember what he went to prison for. I'll find out. They covered up a lot of his tattoos for this, though. Um, Danny Treho, personal life? Oh, it's not on his Wikipedia. Just the owns food service. He owns a lot of restaurants in LA now.

Yeah, I don't know. He expunged it from his record. I guess. Oh, he's a second cousin of Robert Rodriguez. Oh, shit. Yeah, about that? Machete. Anyway.

How do you want to do this? How do you want to do this? How do you want to attack this movie? I mean... Because you were gonzo for a little bit of it. My first note, not my first note, my first note that makes any sense. Hi, Mateo, and then Mateo is a butterface. So, I don't know. Oh, that's a Chardonnay talk. All right, so Jelo is making a movie. Yeah, following Eric Stoltz. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. th. How, th. How, th. th. th. th. the. thi. thi. thi. to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. Yeah, following Eric's Doltz. And this British guy? Screaming British tickhead. Yeah. And Owen Wilson, Ice Cube and Kariwar all work on the movie set.

Right. Okay. And so they are looking for the People of the Mist. Right. The Shirasawa? That sounds Japanese when youthe mist. Right. The Shira Sawa? That sounds Japanese when you say it. Uh, it might be, hold on, I've got it in my notes. I might be mispronouncing it. I don't care. Do you think I care? Oh, I'm sorry, the Shira Shama.

Shama. Shur still sounds Japanese. They are not. They are not, they are not, they are not, they are not, they are not, they are not, they are not, they are not, they are not, they are not. They read the Amazon. I was also convinced that this wasn't really filmed in South America. I thought it was filmed in Louisiana and they just put some like new foliage in there. It was, it was in Brazil. Oh, okay. I was like surprised. A Peruvian director as well. Yeah. Louise, y'all-sa. Yosa? Yosa?

Oh yeah, that's right, the double L. Yosa. So they're going, they spend, I don't know, 40 minutes loading the boat to go out into the jungle? I mean, fine. Yeah, it's really a big deal. Though there's all this text at the text, and the takeakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakake that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the is that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's really a big deal. Though, there's all this text at the beginning, and the takeaways that I got from the text where that snake, or anacondas regurgitate their victims and then eat them a second time

because they're jerks. We're just hungry. Don't you ever wish that you could eat a piece of pizza and then eat it again and not have a count? twice thi th. th. th. th. think it's a bulimia is. Oh. And the other thing was that people worship them and that they can get to be 40 feet long and I figured those were like the takeawaysaways that were going to come up in the movie. I forgot that people worship them. Because it makes the end kind of weird. Anyway.

Also, I kept waiting before John Voight showed up. I kept waiting for Tim Curry to show up doing a weird accent and then I was like, oh no, no, that's Congo. Are we doing that soon? I love Congo. I've never seen Congo. Pretty bad. I kind of like the idea of doing Congo. The monkey can talk through like a speaker that picks up her sign language.

Amy, hungry. Amey, hungry, ugly, gorilla. Ugly gorilla. Ugly gorilla. Yeah, and the Tim Curry is doing this also, I think, South American accent. Oh, it's Tim Curry. Like, you're not good at that. I mean, you're great. You to be like South American, right?

I think he says he lives in Uruguay. Okay. He's an ex-priest. We know it learned that, too. Really? So they leave the dock finally, after an eternity. And they run into John Voight almost immediately and his boat's broken down. And there's that look of recognition between him and Mateo. I missed that. And th the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th tho. tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho thi thi thi tho tho that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's hea. I hea. I heaqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq. I th. I th. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I the. I the. I thea. I theaqaqaqaqaaqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I there's that look of recognition between him and Mateo.

I missed that. And that surprised me later. Oh, in the beginning of the movie is Danny Treo being eaten by the anaconda, only we don't see the anaconda. In like a shackle, the shak, with some newspaper clippings, because always newspaper clippings. It's the only way to there is. Definitely in this period of the 90s. Like what was the the fucking 13 ghost which is like the credits are just 40 minutes of these we were going. It's like the entire backstory of the family. So they're going

they find John Voight. John Voight gets on board and he brings his accent with him. It's very bad. It's like hard to describe how bad it is. Little baby bird. It's like sometimes he's Dracula. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's th. It's th. It's baby bird. It's like sometimes he's Dracula. Yeah. Sometimes he's Mario. Yeah. And sometimes he's just... He's like Cristiano Rinaldo or something. Even he's not opening his mouth when he's talking. Oh man the Christiana Rinaldo statue is the best thing ever. I love it. He's such a handsome man and it looks like fucking garbage. Also, my next house says Rob and I are arguing about everything. I don't know why. Shit.

I think he was like really into this movie and thought everything was wonderful and kept talking about Stolts. I hate Eric Stoltz by the way. Why? I just, he's a bozo. Like, I th, I th, I just, he's a th, he's a th, he's a th, he's a th, he's a th, he's a th, he's a th, he's a th, he's a th, he's a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, he's, he's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to-a. to-a. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the way. Why? I just, he's a bozo. Like no way is Jalo gonna go for that bozo. Oh do we mention this is our second Eric Stoltz movie too. What else is he in? He's in prophecy. The prophecy, the Christopher Walk and Angel movie? What's her face? Virginia's shorty shorts? Yeah, all right, I remember that. You like that I went to the thing that I knew you remember in that movie? You're like, here's Katie's takeaway. Teaching with a midriff bearing top is inappropriate. So there's some monkeys. I have a lot of notes about the monkeys and how cute they are.

Yeah, they're pretty cute. I have the note, new accent, who dis? Yeah, like new phone? Because he just keeps changing his accent. Because it's whatever he needs it to be depending on how drunk he was when they filmed that scene. And so John Void's like I can show you where the Shira Shima are. It's different literally every time you say it. I don't care but I want you to know. He knows where they are and Eric Stoltz is like, Becky I want to do what you tell me. I'll the mask. I'm the mask. The mask. I'm the mask. I'm the mask. I'm the mask. I'm the mask. I'm the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the mask. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. S. I'll. I'll. S. S. I'll. I'll. I'll. S. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll.the mask. Or whatever. Isn't he the mask? He's in Mass. The Mask is the Jim Carrey movie.

What is mask? What is in Share in that movie? Yeah, and Sam Elliot. Oh yeah. And they're bikers. And he teaches the blind girl colors by using hot rocks and like stuff. He's like, this is red. Here, burn your flesh. And these cold stones are blue.

That's my takeaway from Mesk. There you go. Oh, and Sam Elliott looked amazing. So, and we're setting up all the relationships. So Eric Stoltz and Jalo are former maybe lovers, they're still lovers? They have a very familiar relationship and I find it inconceivable. The Jalo would go for this buck and bows. I mean almost as inconceivable as Kariwer and Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson wearing a good day mate t-shirt.

And some pukahels I think? A lot of pukahels. I think I'm, oh, I remember writing a bunch of notes about his puka shells. Carrewer also does not wear a full shirt for the entire film. No, it's hot. It is hot in the Amazon. How about, um, so the first night we're out with them on the boat, we're all there. Sure, we're with them whether we like it or not. John Void's telling him about anaconda is the only thing he talks about.

And we see the anaconda attack a panther? Oh yeah! And the panther puppet, when it gets grabbed by the snake puppet, is my favorite thing in this movie. You like that a lot. Because it looks like the panther for up is going, what? It is shocked. It is shocked. Holy smokes! Yeah. You think you would have heard that 40-foot snake coming, being a predator itself. You know what I mean? It was probably loud with all the mechanics that were making it move around.

Snakes faces don't look like that, do they? They can't scream either. It looked like a little teddy bear or something. Like its eyes were too close to the front. I don't know what it was, but I don't think that's it. Apparently there's only one breed of snake that can scream, which is the pine snake? Imagine a snake screaming. It has a vocal cord and can scream. No, thank you.

King Cobra's can grunt. Ew. Yeah. That's horrifying. I hate a snake. Yeah. Luckily, there aren't really any snakes in this movie. It's just like a, it's like an animatronic garden house. There's like two piles of snakes somewhere in the movie.

Yeah, sure, that's true. I forgot there is a scene of snakes like falling from the sky for no reason. Because he blows up the snake bridge or whatever the fucks. The snake bridge, well you're the snake hunter. See, that's an occupation the occupation the occupation the occupation the occupation the o one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one the o. the snake. the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the't, he's not a poacher though. He wants you to know that he's definitely not a poacher, because he's totally a poacher. I mean, what is his end game? To get that 40-foot snake to get a million dollars.

Why would he get a million dollars? Because it's a live 40-foot python. Okay, he's trying to catch it alive. Yeah that's what he brings, he eventually brings Owen Wilson on board to help him. Owen Wilson turns so fast. He turns on his friends, he turns on the party, he turns on Kari-Wur. From the two movies we've done with those Owen Wilson in him, this and the haunting. I think there's just a walnut inside of his head and whatever that that that that that that that that that that that th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi he's he's he's he's he's thi hea hea hea he's hea he's hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea. He's hea. He's hea. He's hea. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi thin. He's thin. He's thin thin. He's thin tho. He's thin thoooooooooooooooo. He's thooooooooooooo. He's thi inside of his head and whatever that lands on is what he does that day. That's so strange. I feel like maybe he's a deeper man than that.

I do, but the characters that he's been playing? He's always dummy. It's just the dumbest dumbed. Always dummy. He's got that like dumb guy haircut and the pukahills. And he like squints a lot. cute brother. Yeah. Yeah. And there's another one too, isn't there? I don't care for the third. I don't know. I don't know about a third Wilson. Maybe not. I might have made that Ricky. Ricky Wilson. Um, and Ice Cube is just basically giving urban commentary the entire

time. He's like, not like this in Los Angeles. Of course it's not, you're in the Amazon. He's listening to music on a boom box really. the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'll th. I'll th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'll th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. Los Angeles. Of course it's not, you're in the Amazon. He's listening to music on a boombox really loud. Music that he produced. He's listening to Ice Cube really loud. Yeah. I love the rich white guy comes up and like tries to turn his music down. He's like, don't touch my radio. Yeah. I'll kick your ass. You and what army? Your mama's, that's not how those jokes were. Your mama's got an army so big, she could march on Poland. Like, what? That's not, what? No? No. Oh, man. You went with a non-civil war reference.

Very stoked on them. I know other wars. None of this is my interest. I want to be clear. Did you like that they talked about the Kandira fish? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. It goes up your whoophthier, Eurythra.

Your whoopty is what I think you were about to say. It goes up your woohoo. You're whooptie. So there's nothing happening. They're like... No, they... Carrewer and Owen Wilson go out into the water and Carrewer has the line. Do you hear that? The silence. A thing no one would ever fucking say. But Elwood Wilson listens for the silence. And he's like, I do hear the silence. What? They're real into Simon and Garfunk because they just want to hear the sound of silence. Oh, that song. Not as sad as America but still very sad. I was listening. I the the the the the the the th. I the th. I th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do they they th. Do they they th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do thi the the tho tho th. Do th th th do th do the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the silence. Do the silence. Do the silence. Do the silence. Do the the the the their their their their their their th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do thi. Do thi. Do thi. Do thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to hear the sound of silence. Ah, that song. Not as sad as America, but still very sad. I was listening to America yesterday,

and from the other room I hear Missy yelling, what the fuck are you doing? Why? She's like, she's like? No, it brings tears to her eyes every time. Oh, that line about empty and aching and I don't know. the New Jersey. Oh just being on the New Jersey turn bike so sad. No no. You turned into Camp Cobra. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. So we find they find Danny Trio's boat and we find a newspaper clipping that John Voight hides. That's Danny Trio, Mateo and John Voight catching snakes together. Oh that's what that was. It's real fast.

It is real fast. It does come back faster than it ought to be. I like that I'm reintroducing you to the film as we go through it. This plot is very good now. Who's the first to die? Gary. Oh yeah. Oh, no Wilson. He gets picked up by the CGI snake. The snake attacks

the boat and like picks up Gary and swallows him. Is that when you see him in like the face? When he swims away if you see the whole body inside the snake? Fine. I don't think they're that thin. That like his open mouth is visible. Oh! That's Owen Wilson inside the belly of the snake. What do we see inside the the snake?? the snake? the snake? the snake? the snake? The snake? The snake? The snake? The snake? The snake? The snake? The snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake. The snake. The snake. The snake. The snake. The snake. The snake. The snake, the snake, the snake, the snake. The snake, the snake. The snake, the snake. The snake. The snake, the snake. The snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the snake, the, the, the, the, the, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. I se. I se. the se. the se. I s-s. I s-s, the sthin, that like his open mouth is visible. That's how Wilson, inside the belly. Which we see inside the belly of the snake later, so maybe we can tell. How did the camera get there? So good. It made me so happy when that happens. I really wish that the snake, when he ate Gary, would have sped out one of his pukashel necklaces. I thined, thied, I, I, I, I, thed, I, thed, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, wi, wi, wo, wi, wo, wi, wi, w-w-w-w-w-w-a, which thi, which thi, which thi, which thi, which we'd thi, which we'd thi, which we, which we'd thi, which we, which we, which we, which we, which we, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, wi, wi, wi, wi, wed, wi, wed, wed, wed, wed, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, wo, w-w-w-w-w-w-woomeree, we'd thi. Woomeree, we theeeeeee, we theeeee, we see, we see, we the, we'd the, we'd think that would have been quell magnifique.

Or if he was just wearing it later? Yeah, I mean regardless if he was just, I just really wish there had been some acknowledgement of it. They lose all their fuel when Jot Voight blows up the fence thing that's the gate that's blocking them on the river. They lose all their fuel, they lose like a bunch of other stuff too, and then they get a rain of snakes on them. That Mateo just hoses off. Yeah. Everyone's like, oh my god, and then they're just gone. It's fine. So then there's the scene where their Mateo gets it? Because the John Voight and Ice Cube and Mateo are searching the boat and Mateo dies then. Mateo the thi th is th is thio thio thio tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho just tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their thooooooooooooooooooooo their their their their their tho tho thoo spends the entire film leering. Okay. And yelling in Portuguese.

Yeah. Being a real butterface. You saw him from a far and you were like, oh, what's going? Oh, no, no. Then you got a person like, ah, Mateo. He looked really familiar. I guess he's in a bunch of David Lynch stuff. Oh, really?

that's what I know him from. But I don't like, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, I, I, I couldn't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I, I th, I, looked familiar. So I guess I could pull him somewhat of a lineup. Um, let's see. I also started writing down things that John Voight said that just didn't, you like that presume, huh? What? What is that? I don't know.

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Is that before she tries to seduce him? And he says the line about, it's been a long time since I had a woman. It's before. Okay. I do have the note that Gary and Voight have gone rogue, and then I said, can two people go rogue or is that just, is that just, that just, that just, that thagage, that thage, thage, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttooooooeeeeeeiiiiiiiiii, ti, ti, go rogue or is that just a one-person activity? That's a good question. Let us know what you think EMTs because I have no opinion. So now that Gary's dead, Mateo's did and John Voight has gone totally nut bar and he's like determined to get the snake. There's a bunch of other shit that like kind of happens but it doesn't really affect anything. I don't care I don't care I have have have to write have to write I have to write I have to write I have to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to write it to write it to write it to write it to write it to write it to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho tho thoo the thea.a.a. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. the the. I. I's doesn't really affect anything. I don't care. I don't care if to write it down

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Yeah. Yeah. What else? She got? You know what? Go and let... the first time I've heard Jay-Z. And I was like, this guy's for real.

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And it doesn't work so well, but the old British dude comes in through the window and beats the shit out of it. It's a really good like, it's a move where you're like, oh I can't believe that didn't work. And then it did, it did work. And then the next one I says, yes, hit him again to make sure. Yeah, because I think someone said, should I you know? You can't literally reference the most annoying thing in a horror movie and then not do it. Just be like, oh well. Westridge eventually gets killed because the giant snake attacks. Westridge is the rich guy. I don't remember him getting killed either. That's when the Ice Cube loses his knife because he's gonna go stab John Voight. Okay, sure. Oh wait, we,

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He got, he swallowed a wasp and they had to do a trake on him. Yeah, how did he get so far? So John Voight, got so far underwater before he discovered that mouth or that was. It's true. You would know right the fuck away. You would know right the fuck away. I'm not a diver. I don't dive. But I think you would know. Yeah. It was real gross and they pulled it out of his throat though. I like that scene. Yeah. Anyway. And then he's been dead for the rest of the movie. the movie. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. the the thu. the the rest of the movie. He's just been laying in a bed, which made me think of some other movie, but I couldn't think of what it was where the hero is out for almost the entire film.

Like, is he our hero? I kept thinking Jalo was our hero. Sure, I think that's where. And Cube. I'm calling him Cube. Jalo Cube mask John White. I do on that note, like, it's interesting that this movie is like, uh, Latino lady and a black dude are your action stars and like taking this movie, then they're the first two build in the movie. Yeah, that's great. Because Cube was at like, they were kind of both at like the height or their powers.

Right. Jalo is huge at this point. I guess I didn't tho tho tho kind of ran at the same time. Yeah. I just think of her as a fly girl from a living color. That's sad because she became so much more. That's true. Yeah. She's a hero. I like that. Yeah. I like them. Yeah. So they've tied up John Voight and Carrie Wuer is gonna kill him because he basically got Gary, Owen Wilson killed. And so she walks up to him and starts like mumbling at him that she's gonna kill him. He... I'm gonna kill you.

Carrewer is the worst. I felt really bad that they were making her act in this movie. She just felt like she was doing it under duress. She was not good at acting. No, she's not. It's just every time she delivers a line, you're like, uh-uh. When she has to start getting sad, you're like, oh, I mean it's sad, what's happening right now?

It's sad what's happening, yeah. So John Void is not a young man in this movie. the scene where he just leaps off the ground when he's laying like with his legs splayed out he just jumps up in the air grabs her around the throat with his thighs and chokes her to death. Sonia Blades are yeah. Sonya Blade? Yeah, for moral combat? Okay, yeah. Yeah. And I was just like what? There's it? That man has arthritis. And the strongest ass muscles that could launch him into the air. Before that happens, though, Jalo punches him in the face, and it is the worst sound effect ever. It sounds like a door slamming.

It sounds like, do you remember on aim when someone would sign off? That's what it sounds like. Whoa, classic! Yeah. But so he, yeah, he kills Kari were. And it's like, she's just kicks her's... She just kicks her off the boat. She's with Gary now, I guess, except she's not in the belly of the snake, so not really. God, the belly of the snake thing is fucking ridiculous.

They trank, oh, I think this is around where Eric Stolt starts to wake up? I thin of the head and then John Voight falls in the river and the dart falls out. Okay because John Void's gonna come back. Right, yeah he's not gone. And then they find some sort of like mining operation fishing town thing. I guess just out here just lives here just whatever fine. That has a huge smokestack. Yeah. And they're looking around for fuel because they're running out of gas. And then John Void shows up and so does. Well, they killed the one snake.

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One bucket. Ah, ah. So eventually like, the snake wraps up Jalo and ice cube, tosses them around for a bit, and then goes for John Void. I don't remember why it went for John Void. It's... It doesn't, does it matter? Oh, because John Boy puts them all thrthrough in a net, and then the snake grabs John

Voight while it's in the net because it's annoyed. And this is where we see the inside the snake cam. Yeah, it's all pink. It's pink and pillowing. Well, John Voight is being pulled inside of it. But then we remember the facts we learned at the beginning. And he regurgitates. The snake does. And it regurgitates John Voight. Yeah, and he's kind of digested and he looks at ice cube and winks. Why? Why? Why? To make me laugh hysterically. I haven't out here says he looks like Glenn, which is my cat? John Voight does? No, I think the snake. Hello, I am Glenn, you're a cat.

Also, John Voight came out of the snake's mouth that looked like he was coming out of a water slide, like a fucking sand castle or something. Oh, they should do that. Yeah, I would like, yeah, that's a really timely thing they could do for this 20-year-old film. Oh, I'm sure the property's cheap to get now, although there have been five sequels. So... Also, there were like super lucky that the snake paused for dramatic effect every time it entered an area. You know what I mean?

Go on. Go on. Like, it should have yelled, wasa? Yeah, like, it comes in and it's like, boom, look to the left, boom, look to the left, what's up? Like, you've plenty of time. So Ice Cube makes a fuse out of a fire hose. They light the snake on fire with a little bit of gasoline that's at this place. And then there's a flaming snake running around. Why not? I mean, it's pretty good. And then Cube kills the snake, calls it a bitch. Yeah, he does does th. He th. He th. He th. He th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu-nus. the the the the thuuuu. the the thu. thu. thu. thu. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it a bitch. Yeah, he does. He's not wrong.

And Eric's Salt wakes up for the second time in the movie and there is the Shira Shama tribe. And he's like, oh, look what I found. I'm going to make this movie. Here's a weird thing. That was their god. He killed their god. I have the note. I was hoping the Shira Shama would kill them for killing the God. Yeah, I, that's fucked. Because the ending of the movie is Eric Stilt's going, huh, there they are. And Jalo goes, Ice Cube and he goes, I'm getting the camera.

Yeah, we're rolling. Credit. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me right? You know what though you got to admire their their their their their their their their their their they they they're they're they're their they're their they're their they're their their their their their their you gotta admire their dedication to making this shit documentary that no one's gonna watch. That's all. Oh man, this was, this was kinda, this was your choice. Yeah. You want to, I'm not wrong either. Do you want to move on to the ratings? Not if you ever look at me with that face again. That's the only snake face I have.

Yeah, do you want to go first? Sure, I will go first. So, this movie is hell a dumb. It cost 45 million dollars to make and made $136 million. So that's a great movie. That's why there are five of these movies. Well there's like three sequels and then like a Lake Placid crossover and maybe there's four sequels and a Lake Placid crossover. It's fine it's a five. It's fucking ridiculous. I would watch it again if someone was like do you want to watch Anikano? I was like yeah I'd like to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see the to see the to see the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. could figure out John Voight this time. Yeah, it's super fun. It's ridiculous.

Also, apparently I argued with my husband during the entire movie, which is really good. So I'm gonna give it an eight. I loved it. I loved it. It was so dumb. He literally said you didn't remember. Yeah. I love it. Yeah, that's why it's so good. I love it. Yeah, eight. You know what

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No, you're probably as cool as us, all right. I listen to your podcast during my commute and while I'm working, probably not work appropriate since I work in human resources. I worked to human resources. You can get away with a lot of shit. My boss used to make us wear high heels. Who do you report that to? Jesus Christ. But I listen with one earbud in, office rules. That's just a little little flavor text. But you know I like that. I like knowing

what's going on at this person's office. My co-workers already think I'm crazy since my cubicle is decorated with Halloween decor all year, but I get really strange looks when I say I'm listening to a podcast named Where Wolf Am wolf ambulance. We should have called it something better. What will we have called it? I don't know. Thank you for that. Your podcast makes my mindless and mundane work more much more tolerable.

Oh, you're welcome. And she said she was gifted the Cryptocurium and before she's tried to listen to the podcast, and she's fully convinced to sign up for the parcel of tear. We did it, we did it. Jason, did you hear that? Your money well spent. And she wants to decorate her cubicle with more stuff to deter people from talking to her.

Always a good plan. So thank you, Katrina, which means you have plenty of time to just fall into this this this fucking writes itself. Thanks, Katrina, thanks for writing and thanks for the kind words. And you're 28, which means you have plenty of time to just fall into this abyss. Of cool, just cool abyss. This cool, cool abyss of boring adult garbage. Before we came upstairs, I was telling Katie about my Friday and Saturday night. Friday night I tried watching Murder on the Earth Express from 1974 and fell asleep, so Saturday night I re-watched it so I could see the whole thing. So get ready for cool.

Oh boy, it hurts to be so cool. Kidding. Alan. What do we do next week? We already announce it, we're doing the hunger with David Bowie. It's a horror movie. One recommended it, Deora, right? Deora recommended it, yeah. I'm pretty fucking pissed. Remember it was Deora, not me that recommended it. Remember that I don't like either of you? J. K. I'm sure she's fine. What? So we're going to talk about David Bowie and sexy vampires next week. Susan Sarandon.

And Catherine De Nouve. Is how you say it? I believe so. Cool. And share his dad from Clueless. Shares dad from Clueless? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. As Inspector Feats a pie. I think of him as Nixon. Mmm, that could be, yeah. Because he was in Dick, right? Dick, yeah. Anywho, we'll get into that next week. We're doing this all the once, guys.

They heard the wink. They heard the wink. This was John Void winking. Why, I love that he wink. So gross. John Boyd suddenly like, I I gotta wink when I come out of the snake. They were like, don't do it. Take 46 and he's like, wink, fuck you. And that's a wrap for Mr. Voight.

Yeah, just get him out of here. Please get his bag of accents. He's going to leave now. You can find us on Facebook. You can't find us an email. People have been getting in touch via Twitter and Instagram, and it's awesome. I'm totally into it. Love hearing from you guys. You guys are the best.

You really are. Hey, yeah, tell a friend. Yeah, tell a friend. That's all. That's all. Tell your coworkers, they think you're weird already. to tell you. Just yell, wherewolf ambulance ambulance, lives, com make give them some context and maybe they'll come back for next week's episode hunger but I just got a I got a look

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