Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 158- The Void (2016)
Episode Date: January 8, 2018In this week's episode we are discussing the 2016 sci-fi horror film "The Void." If you haven't seen it yet, it's on Netflix for your easy viewing. Special topics for your consideration include: a bun...ch of other horror movies that "The Void" reminded us of, the legality of juicing in both sports and film, the kinds of cults we'd be willing to join, nonsensical choices and the best movie of all time, "Can't Hardly Wait." If you missed our takes on the other movies we referenced in this episode, check out Episode 51- "Hellraiser," Episode 111- "Silent Hill" and Episode 133- "The Cell." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.Â
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There is literally nothing that I can think of that I want back so bad that I'm gonna take
all my skin off.
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! You lose something, it's gone. Yeah, I mean loss is painful.
Loss is painful.
But so is removing all your skins.
That seems so strange.
It's just, for as many times as this movie explained it to me,
I still don't get it.
You know what I mean?
I do know what you mean?
Yeah. Why do you take his skins off?
I don't know.
Why he hellraiser?
Oh man, I feel like the effects guys are just like,
Yo, can I do Hellraiser?
And they're like, sure, sure, sure.
What are we talking about?
Oh, uh, skins.
Removing ones of skins?
The movie, the void?
That's it too.
From 2016?
A new movie.
A new movie.
I guess it's 2018 now, so it's not that new anymore.
That's true.
It's two years.
Two years.
Whoo?
Go to the Times, am I right?
And who are we?
Shella?
Shell.
We have a special guest tonight, which is a full skeleton sitting across the table from
me wearing a werelfamilance t-shirt and pointedly looking away.
You asked her to look away from you.
She was looking right at me.
This sounds like a joke.
This is not the side of the joke.
It's just really a full skeleton.
I was just having some fun toes.
I find it. Her hand is like she's just about the to to to to to the to to to to to the to to to to to to the to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told. told. to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. to the the the the the the the the the told. the the the told. told. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to to to to to to to to too. too. too. too. too. she's about to tap those bony fingers I don't we're
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mixer she's gonna mess our sounds up I'm Katie we're a podcast that talks about
horror movies and makes jokes and japs right I feel like they should know
what are they maybe they're just finding out. Well, go back.
The void.
The void.
This was recommended to us by a listener.
Yes.
Did they tell you why?
No, they usually just recommend a movie.
They're like, ah, check this out.
Is that how they talk?
Yeah, it's usually accompanied.
Yeah, which I'mwarning is nice.
They like listening to us, not like a thing. Do you like this one? This is my
second time viewing this one. Oh you saw this before? I did. You watched on that
Netflix? Is this a Netflix? It's not a Netflix? No, no. But it's probably like not not viewable anywhere other than Netflix, right? I believe so. Yeah, you watch it just for? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th? I believe so. Yeah. You watch it just for Funsies? I did. I've been trying to watch more movies just for Funsies recently.
Like not with this critical eye.
Yeah, not.
It's like so hard to be us.
I went and it's all Star War.
Critically, how was it?
I enjoyed it.
I have a problem with them that I still have a tha yay, when the Star Wars. That's fucked up and you should let him out because that sounds like a crime.
No, yeah, that makes sense.
So it didn't ruin Star Wars for you.
No, you can't ruin my memories.
That's, uh, yeah.
That's, yeah.
People are real mad about it, though.
Yeah, I'm 43.
I'm fine.
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm just so many other things to be mad about. Like this goddamn cold weather and your aching joints, your glaucoma.
Not yet.
Not yet.
I'm working on it.
I also watch that Kong Skull Island.
I loved it.
It was really fun.
It was really fun.
I loved it.
I loved it.
Definitely the least racist, the least racist. And Samuel also good in it. Oh yeah. Everyone's so good in it. Uh-huh. Loved it.
Even, I even tried buying Tom Hittleston as my action hero.
He's real buff, though.
Yeah.
Again, I just don't understand how it happens to them.
They're like scrawny dudes one movie, then they're just big macho,
muscle men.
They're just ju in, right? Took the P. There's no like P-testing in movies.
There should be.
For what purposes?
Let them get huge.
Let them rock up, you know?
I don't know.
I think that it should be allowed in sports.
Let's just see how far sports can go.
You know, I'm not inclined to disagree with you.
You see rocks in that? I did. Is he the Robin Williams role? I've never seen Jumangy. I just know Robin Williams was in it.
No, it's like a completely different set up. Okay, because they were wearing real sexy clothes.
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There's sexy kid Halloween costumes.
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I feel like I'm just doing stream of consciousness now.
So we're here to talk about this movie The Void.
Yeah.
It's a horror movie.
It is undoubtedly that.
What did you think of it?
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It definitely felt like just whatever they could do to get to the next gory set piece.
Yeah, which is a shame because the first like 15 minutes, 20 minutes are really good.
It had like almost like a kill list at the end feel to that cultist standing in the parking lot and like the people setting the woman on fire and
just like... I'm glad you brought the kill list up. I was thinking the same thing.
I was like, oh this movie suffers from not being the kill list from telling me what's going on.
Yeah, and I had started watching it at about like 9 a.m. And the first first like the opening scene is someone being sat on fire live and I was like, okay good morning here we go we're doing this got my coffee got my
emulation. It definitely jumps out of the gate and it's just like it's on let's do
this. Yeah but then I don't under I still don't know who the cultists are
because they are very creepy. The costumes are very good they're very good in that're very good. In that scene where they're all standing like across the way
from our heroes and they're all holding a knife out to one side.
I was like, oh, I gotta get in a cult.
And like moving like chorus line style doing it, yeah.
But creepy chorus line, not like, you're not a rocket. I've been going down like a you know how recently you said you were
you were going down like a dark hole of like a cultism and just and murder
sure I've been getting real into podcast about cults that's a really good
one about Heaven's Gate yeah as a matter of fact I bought a pair of
running shoes because they looked not unlike the Heaven's Gate running
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Yeah.
I'm glad I'm not a joiner.
Oh see, part of me wants to be part of something.
I'm not a joiner either, but it must be nice to be like, you know, a member.
It's true.
Just be like accepted.
Being one of two people on a podcast, is it enough of a cult for you?
No, we're not really doing anything.
Not that popular, honestly.
We've got followers, right?
Not enough to be a cult. Well, how many people does it take to make a cult?
I don't know. The Manson family couldn't have been more than a dozen, right? That's true. Yeah. We have way more than it doesn't. All right, cool. You guys, you'd never speak to your families again.
You good with that?
Too bad, because I'm the boss.
I'm the god boss.
I'm the god boss.
We got to work at our fame. Oh, is that what he's from? And he's Wyndham Earl in Twin Peaks.
I also recognize the son who doesn't speak, but I don't know what from, and quite frankly
did not look him up.
No, I, yeah.
Yeah.
Eh, I'm not gonna.
Uh, Sean, I are the cultists?
So the doctor?
So this is a movie about loss.
And this doctor has lost his daughter.
And his whole thing is that like to get her back,
he's willing to basically destroy the earth by bringing in the void.
You all heard them finger quotes.
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he was doing stuff with them to make this happen?
They're followers of the doctor.
Or of the void.
Okay.
Again, this movie has, if you read reviews of this movie,
they're all just like, this looked really cool.
It didn't make any sense, but they keep telling you about it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but not like.
He just keeps being like to bring,
I will bring my daughter back at any cost.
Yeah, ha ha, ha.
But that's the extent of what he's telling you.
Yeah, it's the end.
Like, you could have to tell me that once.
Just once.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah.
OK.
And I don't know who the monsters are.
Beverly.
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I think they're just there to look like a clansmen standing in the woods.
Well, that's probably why it's so fucking scary.
Yeah.
Yeah, when I first saw this, I was like,
oh, would that be a good Halloween?
Oh, no, no.
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of the road.
In a cop car, not just like, uh, not just in a ditch, to be fair.
And some guy stumbles out into the road all bloody.
We had seen him running away from father and son who had said the woman on fire.
Yes. I still don't know why they did that.
They were just killing everybody that was in that house. Why? Because, who that was, who that was that was that was that was that that that that was that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that, that, they. the they. they. their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th why they did that. They were just killing everybody that was in that house. Why? Who was? Because the father, that he's not, that guy Sean is not that dude's son.
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So he was just killing everybody in that house.
Okay, and the guy that runs away that we find later in the hospital is a meth head who
went there to like score some meth.
They lured him there with drugs and there was like sex and murder.
Yeah, sex and religion. Yeah. Why did they have to talk about the sex?
Because I guess it's part of the occult magic.
Is that why there are polaroids for anything other than sex, right?
Yeah, you don't want to be filled later on after that.
I mean, because that's the only way they were they were like sex and then dead people. Okay. And maybe the two ever left. And then some of them were just cultists standing there in their robes, which I like. They were just like it's me Jimmy
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I think she's a doctor, but OK.
Oh, I thought she was a nurse.
I thought she was a nurse.
I thought she was a doctor.
OK.
I don't know.
I thoto be a nurse. You know women can be doctors too. I do. I do. They let us know.
And we can have credit cards, which is really exciting.
Allison works as a nurse.
Fine.
It's on the Wikipedia.
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It must be true.
I read that Steve Bannon be some tension there.
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then there's a pregnant lady and her grandpa. A pregnant child. Yeah. And like, the first
time I watched it, I felt like there was like some inference that grandpa may have been involved and may not. But the secondtime was like I don't know where I got that from. No he's just a nice old man.
Yeah. Just trying to be nice and look where it gets him. Inexplicably stabbed. So and then
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Which I, and I was on board for that too.
I was like, oh, this, it reminded me of like,
what was the movie we did with Joseph, Pontypool?
Where's like, oh, something is happening to these people
to cause them to like have these slow, weird killing things.
You know what I mean? But it doesn't really mean anything. When did it start feeling like John Carbner's Prince of Darkness to you?
Ooh, when they go into the basement.
It wasn't around and she turned around and didn't have a face.
No, yeah, that too.
Prince of Darkness, what a shit show.
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I start to watch this movie.
That sounds really nice.
It was, it was a good chill day.
It was right on a new year's day that I was watching this.
H-Pityeddy, new year. show you my notes for this movie? Please. I'll read them aloud. Good morning. Okay.
Polaroid space S. Bad doctor question work? That's literally it. That's literally it. I think I was just like,
what? Forget it. But pretty early on, seemingly. Did you notice that they were watching Night of Living Dead?
Nope.
I didn't.
Yep, yeah.
Little tie in it, little tying it in.
They can't win me over with that.
Did you notice the ear cuff on the druggy guy?
I did, that I noticed.
People still rocking those?
I've been in some parts of the country.
Your cuffs coming back? No, I think just never
left. How about the nose ring to earcuff chain connected? Yes, for sure. No, I think that never
left in a lot of places too. I mean, if you're a goth you're a fucking gottheath, you know what I mean? Or Taylor Dane. Do you not remember Taylor? Tell me more. Oh, I'm not going to be able to pull her hit song, but she had one of those.
Yeah, it's right.
So, yeah, I don't know.
Like, they all start killing each other, basically.
Like, the junkie kills the doctor by stabbing him.
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That guy needed to die.
Yeah.
And the cultists are like surrounding the buildings that people can't get out, which is scary.
Sure.
Especially a place that's all like glass windows and doors.
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Sometimes.
Hold on.
Yeah, I think that everybody was like touched by this evil magic occultism stuff.
And they all hunted be killed.
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trying to get from from A to B and they didn't really... What is B? What is A? What is A?
A is the fleppy, flippy snake face and then B is the next monster that comes ripping out.
But why the... What causes the monstering? I don't know? It doesn't, it almost doesn't seem like the monstering. I don't know it doesn't it almost doesn't seem like the monstering and
The cult doctor evil guy and the cult are at all connected. It's three different bad guys
Right, and I don't know how they work together or why
Although I guess when his daughter is reborn in the end she's a one of the monsters. Yeah, she's like a skull face snakey fapy face monster.
That doesn't seem worth it. I don't know. He doesn't he he hethis point. True. True. Oh by the way we're gonna spoil this movie.
Oh what? Somebody spoil it for me because I just do not. I do not know. And the
the cop has to murder Beverly the nurse who stabs the guy's eyes out and is
cutting her to the their own face. Yeah, he shoots her as she's like charging him with a pair of scissors.
So he then hands his gun over to a state trooper that has shown up to pick up the druggy guy.
Did you think he was gonna be a bad guy?
Yes, because he was there too soon.
Too soon and he is very somber. Yeah. I feel like a state trooper should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the true. the the the true. the the the true. the the the dude from Black Christmas? I think that state trooper is, hold on, hold on. You mean the guy I always
think is hunky? Yeah. What? Yeah. What's his name, John, uh, fuck. And he's from, um, Nightmare and Elm Street?
Is that her? Are we talking about the same person? No.
Yes.
In Black Christmas, the hunky boyfriend.
Oh, the boyfriend.
Fur cone.
He's not hunky.
He looks insane.
I was talking about the cop.
You're talking about John Saxon.
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My brain was just like, do loop, do the loop and put those two things together just now.
Wow, that's crazy.
Yeah.
And I just blanked on John Saxon.
And that's where we are today.
Never blank on John Saxon? Yeah. Not the last I heard. I figured, I feel like I would know if John Saxon passes.
Yeah.
Me too.
I would know it in my heart, despite not knowing his name.
So he, yeah, he shows up and then just dies.
He like, legit just shows up to die, right?
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But the cop is another gun, so it doesn't matter.
It's like, you shot somebody and you're like, all right, take my gun.
But he just goes and gets another one.
Yeah, well, he takes the gun off the dead cop.
Fine. Because then's when he dies.
In a very thing style like he's getting all wrapped up in tentacles and stuff. Yeah, that looked fine, that was good. Yeah, I think the special effects are really good in this. They're really gross and
not really. Very gross. Although there were parts that really reminded me of Silent the silent hail. And I kind of, I was kind, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, thi, thi, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, to decide if this felt like a, like where they're crawling, like trolling around
in the basement.
I was like, this feels like a video game.
Does it feel like a video game because it feels like a video game or because it just reminds
me of Silent Hill?
I think it's like the shadows and red light that.
I was thinking Resident Evil.
Okay.
I've never seen those or played that, but... Silent Hill, I think, is in the same Uvra. And it's, the creatures are very silent hilly and...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't.
Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
No, there's some spooky imagery from that,
like the nurse hit the face all torn up.
Okay, wait, that one's not scary. They didn't they have vagina faces? Something was wrong with something about them. They were just all scarred up and weird looking.
I think they just didn't have faces.
Remember because women don't get faces?
Because women are just titties?
Yeah.
And there's the pyramid head guy too,
so maybe this is Silent Hill.
Maybe it's the dollar bill.
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and I'll tell you what I think about it. Um, let's see. Like the CIA killed Kennedy?
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I think we may have faked it.
I don't know that, I know,
I think we've probably been to the moon,
but not when we said we did.
I don't think we did.
I don't think that, I don't think that, I don't think,
that's a good to e'ertermo'n't they, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, the, the, mean, like, towers wouldn't explode like that, you know, like I'm kind of out on that,
that 9-11 shit.
The ones that drive me the nuttiest are the alien conspiracies?
Wouldn't be able to like, just retconning life
to be like, you know, aliens started all this, right?
Oh, sure, sure.
I do think there a pretty fair again to think that we don't, you know. Also, doesn't the newest season of the X-Files start tonight?
I think I forgot to DVR it.
Now I'm mad that I'm here.
Did you watch the last season?
Yeah.
Oh, I couldn't mean.
I thought it was terrible, but I'm not want to see happen. Oh, okay. So I just ended it right where I wanted it to end. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Yeah. But apparently I missed a lot of stuff that explained to the new,
it was explained in the new season, but I also don't really care. Okay. I was out on the new season when the dude from Operation Ivy. I showed up. I was like I just, I just I just I just like I just like I just like I just I just like I just like I just like I just like I just like I just like I just I just I just like I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just I just can just can just can just can just can just can just can just can't just can't just can't just can't th. I just can't just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just can't just can't just can't just can't just can't just can't just can't just can't just can't just can't just can't just can't just can't th. I just can't just can't just can't th. I just can't just can't just can't th. I just can't just th. I just I just th. I just can't with this right now. What is Lint from Rancid doing in my X-Files episode?
Yeah. Then Denise Fleming shows up too. Who's Denise Fleming?
She was in six feet under. She was in Can't Hardly Wait. She was in Can't Hardly Wait.
Oh, okay. Yeah. Denies Fleming is a tampon.
Forget it. Can't I'm doing this podcast instead of a Can't Hardly Wait. How many podcasts? How many podcasts can you get out of the can't hardly wait?
I don't see no hose, Kenny.
Now can hardly wait isn't the one about the do-up group.
No, that's that thing you do.
Okay. Forget it.
Boy, we're really, really just walking the skirt of this movie, aren't we?
I mean, it's just...
It's dumb, dumb.
There's not much to this movie.
But I...
I agreed, like, the first 15, 20 minutes, very tense.
I have the note, this is really tense.
There's a lot of tension in here.
And then it's just like, even the things things things things the things things things the things things things the things things things the things things things things things that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that are that are that are that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a lot of tension in here. And then it's just like even the things that are like twists, like the pregnant teenage girl turns out to
have been impregnated by the doctor I guess, because she's having his new daughter.
How good of actors are like in in the movie these people are amazing actors because the
teen girl is like just being a teen girl until she's not. until she's not. And the doctor's like, the friendliest country doctor,
until his skin's all been towed off.
Yeah, it's inexplicable, really.
I think that's a lot of the shit that like,
there's no foreshadowing to what anyone's going to, like, of course they are. Why aren't they? Yeah, yeah. I did think they were going to do a C-section though, which I was like sort of excited about.
The girl didn't do it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus holding a scalpel and yelling.
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I think that that's, yeah, like, well, there's the, it's inside of her, it's gestating inside
of all the tentacle piles.
What is the gestation period of a tentacle monster?
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Tell me something you liked about this movie. The first 15 or 20 minutes.
So you liked like that tense, I don't know what the fuck's going on set up.
Yes. And I really like the cultists, just like scary. And then the one just rushes him, which I loved because it's unexpected.
You think they're just like lurking, and then one just straight up rushes him and stabs him.
Love that.
And not like multiple thrusts, just like puts the knife in and it's just like, hey, what's going on.
Just stabbing you right now? Yeah, I like that. I think the monsters are where I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay.
And then they go into the basement and I was like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
The basement is hell, a portal to hell?
I guess so, because it just keeps going.
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I think that was another thing where they're just like, oh dude, dude, can I do some weird
chick?
Can I get weird down here?
Yeah.
I feel like everyone who worked on this movie also was a contested on face off.
Do you know?
Oh, it does have that was all put together backwards. Oh, the, like the one that was doing like a back bend? Yeah.
And then like...
I can do that, you know.
Can you really?
Yeah, you want to see?
Are you guys listening to this?
Oh, maybe I can't do it anymore.
Oh, maybe I can't do it.
Well, you did it?
I used to be able to do it. Never have I wished that this podcast had a video component more than I did just now.
I think I popped my shoulder out.
Well, I used to be able to do it.
You did it far better than I could have.
Well, I used to be able to do it and then put my chest on the floor so that my head was between my feet and I'm actually in a professional BMX video somewhere out there doing that. It's very strange. This is sort of my like 21 year
old claim to fame. Oh you BMX head, take a look. Yeah, it's a props,
props Pittsburgh scene report. Why am I saying these things? I don't know, I feel like
you're just giving people like internet search institute now.
Yes, I liked that guy.
The upside-down battle's guy.
Yeah, but after-
But it was also just the spiderwalk from a exorcist.
Right.
Yeah.
And this is when it felt its most silent hill, resident evil, video gamey.
Yeah. But I do like the idea of being in a building that like the proportions are wrong. So like you're inside of it and all of a sudden
there's more floors than there should be or something like that like I think
that was a really creepy idea. Sure. I feel like I've seen a lot of shitty
hor movies where that happens. So like I remember watching one that was, I can't remember what it was called but it was about like a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was called I was called I was th. I was th. I was, I was, I their I can't their I can't their I can't their I can't their. I can't the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was called. I'm thean. tean. tean. tean. te. te. te. the the the the the the building because the door just like isn't there anymore or something and I was like
yeah do you ever read the book House of Leaves it was they do you mean
the leaves of grass
no leaves of grass no it was very well known for being like a book that you're like
while you're turning it the page you have to like turn it around to read the text.
And like, there's all these footnotes that you've put together to tell another story and all this like crazy shit.
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that a really weird concept. Yeah, sure. Spooky. Spooky. So they we get there all
these stuff and then they're they're going down to this basement and
they're they finding out about like the doctor is just like doctor exposition he just to the te he he's he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's just he's just to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. they. the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. their. their. their. their. He's like, this is how I did it.
I hate that.
No skin.
No skin.
Yeah, he's just talking the whole time.
It doesn't even look like him anymore.
No.
It's like just a skinless thing.
It's definitely a different actor and then that guy's doing be able to-
It's like a up triangle on the wall. And there's cultist standing on either side of him.
Like, and he's just like, it's like a, um,
a very like ritual looking thing that he's doing.
It looks like the cell.
You know what I mean?
Oh man, I wish Viddy Dinafrio wouldinaw for you. And he's just laying out all this exposition and
and then we see the the Allison, the cop's wife,
and he sees her as being very normal but she's pregnant again.
I thought he was just having a flashback of like the end of her pregnancy.
It seemed like he was like, it was like in real time. It was in like the time that he was just having a flashback of like the end of her pregnancy. It seemed like he was like, it was like in real time.
It was in like the time that he was in though, because then like he looks at her again and that's when she's covered in all the tentacles and weirdness.
See, I felt like people were having flashbacks but I didn't understand what they were.
I understood thatbirth. Right. But then like the kid that doesn't speak has a flashback too,
of like being in a house and getting yelled at by his dad,
right? Or whatever, but like I don't know who that is or what's happening there.
I guess I just chalked that up to like whatever's going on is fucking with them right now?
I guess. Is that the doctor?
Is that the voidthat the doctor? I think so. Whatever. Or the void? Whatever. Or is it the monsters,
or is it the cultists? Or is it the nurse in training? It could be anyone. It could be anyone.
Or those like long lingering shots on deep space that just keep happening. Why? I kept like being
like, am I supposed to take something from this? Is it about the mysteries of the vastness of the universe? I just I just like like like like like I I I I I I I I I I I I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi thi, I the thi, I the, I the, the, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, is thi, is thi, is that that that that that that that that the theean, that that that the the. the? of the universe? Like, I just don't, I don't know.
I thought that was like, they're like artsy, like, huh?
Yeah, see, we got void.
I did like the shots like of the, every time the cop would pass out, he would see a sky that was really cloudy and then behind the cloud you could make out that triangle shape and I thought that was really neat looking. Yeah sure.
Neat looking but pointless. Sure. I mean that's yes that is the overall thing
with this movie. Neat looking but pointless. Yes. I feel like if that was if it was on a
DVD that would be like the quote on the cover of the pool quote.
Neat looking but pointless. Where willance. One star. I liked when the pregnant woman is like super into the doctor and then there's like the second where she starts to give birth and she's like,
oh this was the worst idea. She just starts screaming and freaking out.
Well, it just tears out of there. Yeah. What she think was going to happen?
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Why did this Wikipedia link me to Adam Wingard? Did he have something to do with this? I don't know.
Who's Adam Wingard? He did um, your next and the guest and the new Blair Witch and uh, I think he's doing
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Because I knew there was going to be a cheaser for Godzilla versus Kong.
Do you see that?
I did.
Yeah, I did.
He's going to do Godzilla versus Kong too.
Oh, okay.
But I don't know why it linked me to him because I don't think he has anything to do the to to to to to to to tothere, but... Yeah, that's weird. Hmm. Yeah.
Maybe he, they were like, Wikipedia's like, maybe if this guy made it.
I mean, this was like crowd-funded movie.
Yes.
Which is like, yeah.
But it got like a ton of like, best movie of this festival type things.
Although I didn't notice what festivals who was living the best thing of like...
Well, it was released at Fantastic Fest.
Okay.
So, no?
That sounds like I had it in my backyard.
And I don't have a backyard.
Fantastic Fest is a big deal.
Oh, is it? Yeah, it's a big movie thing.
I think that's the one that takes place in Austin. Oh yeah, you're right. Well, I stand corrected, but it's still a stupid name.
I'm a draft house.
I'm just into being very critical of everything right now.
Katie.
Yeah.
Do you want to get critical in this movie then?
I think we've talked about, oh, okay.
Let's talk about the last scene real quick, where they're like just holding hands in the void in front of a terrible green screen
where her hair is just flapping and they're like in fucking Mordor. Yeah. Why?
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Uh, yeah, let's go ahead and rate this piece.
Yeah, you want to do?
Uh, I would give this movie a five.
Really?
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There are worse things.
The special effects I thought are really good.
Dece.
The lack of storyline is known I love Lutio Fulcci movie,
so I'm a little forgiving on them.
But Lutuo Fulch isn't also like, and this is why than this one little piece of it. Right. Yeah.
But yeah, it's like, it's fine.
A lot of people were really annoyed by this movie because it just felt like it was just ripping
off like 80s, like John Carpenter and Fulchie and almost that like, that way that I complain
about Rob Zombie movies where you're just like, you see this movie?
Because I know about it too, look what I did, I see this movie. Just plow it all in there if you can, just smush it all together.
But it's, yeah, it has that little bit of a vibe to it.
So a five.
A five.
I can't be that generous, Alan.
Have you ever heard anyone use the word void toir bowels? Voiding ones in bowels. This movie's kind of shitty.
OK.
The first 15 or 20, I just feel like it's a waste.
Get that, see, I'm just working this.
So it's a shitty movie that's a waste?
It's a waste product.
I feel like it's a wasting these creepy cultists and this great setup and the scary out of the gate intensity, and then just blowing them up up up up up up up up up up up up up them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them up them up the the the of the gate intensity and then just blowing them up
into this weird like nonsense world of skinless doctors and pointless monsters. Right it almost didn't...
It almost didn't figure out what movie it was going to be before it started.
Yeah. I feel like they filmed those first couple scenes and they were like, we are on this and then they like took a long nap.
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and they were like, how are we gonna spend this long?
Donuts, just keep donuts for the craft favorite food services table, let's do this.
There's a void right in the center of the donuts.
It would have worked out perfectly.
But um, oh, I didn't give it a number did I I? Three. Three. It was but-hole. All right.
All right.
Do you want something that's not but-hole, Katie?
Sure.
Can I read you a review that we've gotten on iTunes for somebody?
Yes, you may.
A plus, plus.
this is from Gray Pilgrim 10.
What does that mean to you, Gray Pilgrim? I don't know, but congratulations on Thanksgiving being recently.
Do you think Gray Pilgrim 1 through 9 were taken?
I hope it's just a family.
Okay.
The Great Pilgrim Family.
Love the show.
It's a perfect listen for a Monday.
I'm not 100% sure what that means.
It's probably what they mean.
Mondays are bummers, and we are just ratcheting it up.
The hosts have great chemistry and make for a great team. Oh, that's nice. Keep up the great work. Oh, that's really nice.
Thanks, Great Pilgrim. Thanks, Great Pilgrim Family. Do you think that's a cult? The Great Pilgrims?
If it's not.
Would join.
What, uh...
So I'm not going to go in for a religious cult.
Doesn't interest me at all.
No. I don't want to be part of a murder cult.
Maybe.
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like as a very liberal for the people kind of group. Sure. Maybe you can serve something
like that. It seems up your alley. Yeah, but they got that religious angle. They didn't at first, though, did they? Yeah, it was always a part of the church. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. a part of my church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've been real into Belgian waffles, like making Belgian waffles. Is there? I'm in?
Is that a cold? You put ice cream on him? A little whipped cream and a little compote?
Can I have ice cream sandwich sitting downstairs right now? Can I have ice cream sandwich sitting
downstairs right now? Oh, Leona's is so good. God damn it's so good. Pittsburgh's own. Why aren't they giving
us money to talk about how good they are? Do you want to keep this lost train rolling? Yeah. Let's do another movie next week. Child loss. Why are we doing these movies about child loss? I don't know. We did it on accident.
Yeah, Christ Almighty. It's super great for my anxiety.
Well, let's do Pet Cemetery. Back to the year of Kang. Oh, man. That was, was that two years ago?
I think so. Oh my god, we just can't follow through on anything. It's because we make up a thing and then immediately forget that we're doing it. I literally don't even know when we did that.
All right, Pet Cemetery.
Yeah, it's on Amazon.
It was-
You told me it was free, that was a lie.
So I checked like a night before I watched the movie, I checked and I was like on Hulu
and Amazon.
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Yeah.
It was like January 1st.
They're like, ppp.
Out of here.
Yeah.
That happened at Halloween, too.
I was like literally in the middle of teen which.
And then the next day it was gone.
Fet cemetery. Help me still lied. I'm a reel the void. Well, come back next week and listen to Pet Cemetery.
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Just kidding.
You guys are the best.
You put yourselves out there.
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