Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 160- Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Episode Date: January 22, 2018It's a guestisode this week, EMTs! We're talking with our pal Denis (you know, the Hall & Oates fan) about his pick, the 2004 British zombie horror-comedy "Shaun of the Dead." Special topics for your ...consideration include: another round of our patented game 'Raw, Raw or Raw?' except this week it's 'Shaun, Sean or Sean?', the fez phase of adulthood, Batdance, a love of lists and "Weekend at Bernie's II." Did you miss our other zombie film reviews? Check out Episode 17- "Return of the Living Dead," Episode 92- "Dead Snow," Episode 101- "28 Days Later" and Episode 130- "Pontypool." We won't tell you yo listen to the "Zombeavers" episode because that movie is so butt (unless you really want to; it's Episode 37.) Have you seen this one? Do you love it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it! Can't get enough of Denis? Check out his podcast "Best Friend Simulator" (http://bestfriendsimulator.podbean.com) also available on iTunes or wherever you like to listen to podcasts. Bonus: the show is co-hosted by our pal Josh, who guested on Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs." Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.Â
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Welcome to another episode of Wearwolf Ambulance. I'm Alan. I'm Katie. And we're joined by a guest for this episode.
Hi Dennis. Hi Dennis. Hi, it's me, Dennis.
Hi, it's me, Dennis.
You're, you're... Thanks for having me, guys. Oh, thanks for being here.
Your voice is slightly out of sync, so I feel like I'm watching a dubbed movie right now.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, you're mout.
Yeah, your mouth just moves about about three seconds before your sound comes there.
It's funny.
I like it.
No, I think it looks good for you done.
Well, as long as it looks good for all these podcast listeners, that's all that matters.
Dennis is one of the most referenced people on the show that's never been on the show.
You're on a hundred and sixties episode, by the way.
Yeah, I did want to address that.
Uh, first of all, I only kind of like hollows. What? That's all he thinks th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thi thi thi thioes thoes thoes to thi thi. thoes thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoe. thoe. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe. Dennis is the. Dennis is the. Dennis is the. Dennis is, I've been, I've been living a lie. I don't think I'm in love with Hollinot.
Why would you tell me he loved Hollinot?
It's all he talks about.
Why, this is so confusing for me.
I, I believe this was from one conversation that Katie and I had in person, the only
conversation we had in person.
I'm sorry. Well, the conversation ended with you getting mad at me and so I was like,
oh, I don't know if I'll ever be on the podcast. But what was I mad about? I'm glad you don't remember?
Probably baseball. Yeah, I get, I get real worked up. Yeah. But you're a Phillies fan, right? So, who can
be mad at you? It's so sad? I was going to say so he's a monster? I mean, as long as you're not barfing on children, I guess it's fine.
But you live in Pittsburgh, so I know everything's sad.
Yes, oh, there we go.
But I like hollow notes.
I just don't, I'm not in, madly in love with hollow.
Also, I do in fact, hate suspicious.
And that was a correct reference.
Oh yeah, you do.
Yeah, I'm sorry. He doesn't like things
to challenge him. So Dennis, what film have you brought us to watch? I have brought
you the underground hit, Sean of the Dead. Cult Classic. Yeah, I don't think it's underground.
It's very well known. My question for you is, is this the most referential film or self-referential
film ever? Or is it cabin in the woods? Hmm. I'm going to have to think on that, Dennis. I'm
not sure I understand the question. Refraise your question in the form of a question.
Could you use it in a sentence.
Yeah, so I feel like this film just references so much so many other horror movies and horror
movie troops like Cabin in the Woods does.
Sure.
Dennis, I'm so grateful you're leading me into a game that I'd like to play with the two of you.
From the Raw, Raw or Raw School of Gaming.
I bring you, Sean, Sean, or Sean.
Is the title that I'm about to give you a movie that's referenced in Sean of the Dead, one
of Sean Aston's films?
Or a song off of Duddy Rock by Sean Paul.
Wow.
It's the first one for me or for Dennis.
Let's let Dennis go first, he's the guest.
Dennis, I'll start easy for you.
I'm ready.
Goonies.
Is it referenced in Sean of the dead?
A Sean Aston movie or off of Duddy Rock by Sean Paul.
I was expecting a hard question. It's obviously a Sean Aston movie.
Katie.
What can I steal it?
That was correct.
I'll give you a question as well, Katie.
Okay. Gonja breed.
Is that a Sean Paul song?
Sean S and Movie or Sean the Dead reference.
I'm going to go with Sean Paul.
You're correct.
That sounds like a song I would love.
Dennis.
Yes.
Every which way but loose.
Uh, referenced in Sean the dead.
Correct.
Katie.
Mom's night out. That's hard. I don't know that.
Um...
Sean Ashton? Correct.
Yes, what? That sounds terrible.
That was a tough one.
Dennis.
I'm ready.
Give me the light.
Oh, come, talk. I thought Give me the light.
Oh, come today.
I thought these are going to be hard.
That's a Sean Paul song.
Legalize it.
Katie.
Is this all just going in order of what?
Dish dogs.
Dish dogs. Dish dogs.
Oh my god. Dish dogs. Can you use any sentence? Oh my God, dish dogs.
I'm going to go with Sean Palm.
Oh, unfortunately it's the Sean Aston movie.
The first incorrect answer.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Go.
Now I'm going to the plot of fish dogs.
And final one.
I'm going to throw it out for whoever can ring in first.
Oh, Dennis is on a delay. I just scream really loud.
The deer hunter.
I think that's referenced in Sean of the Dead.
Correct, it is.
That's Sean Paul Song.
Sean Paulson.
Fucking Mom's Night Out.
Who doesn't want to see that movie now?
I don't know.
I'm good. And that can... Dishdogs? Can we... I'm gonna look it up later.
That concludes this round of Sean, Sean or Sean. I love it. Not as good as raw, raw, raw,
but I'll never top that. I love a game show. Thanks for having me. Well, it was nice seeing you, Dennis.
Have a good night. Bye. I know that other than making lists, you love games. Oh my God, yes, I love both of those things.
Dennis is the person who loves top five lists more than anyone I know.
Yeah.
And his top five is usually 35 categories, things long.
Alan and I worked, Alan and I worked together once.
And, uh, for years. I once started, while we worked together, I started my top 50 favorite songs of all times times games games games games games games games games games games games games times times games times games times games times times times times times times games times times times ti ti games ti. ti. ti. ti. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. thi. theeea. thea. thea. to thea. thea. thoooooooooooooooooooo. I th. I th. I the. I once started, while we worked together I started my top 50 favorite songs of all times list and he hated it and yelled at me. Why? Why were you
three hundred songs long? Were you actively pairing down or are you
continually adding to the last, not the former? I didn't put any real work into
this list, come on. Yeah, yeah. How should we get into Sean of the dead?
I don't know. Let's let Dennis do it. His goddamn show. Yeah, Dennis. You're a professional podcaster.
Well, tell us about why you picked this movie. So why I picked this movie? Because I am not, and I know, like,
I don't want to ruin your podcast, but I am not a
huge horror movie.
No, sorry, I am not a huge horror movie fan for multiple reasons, but mostly because I like
having fun more than I like being scared and terrified.
And horror movies really freak the shit out of me.
I can curse on this podcast, right?
Uh, fuck now.
Okay.
So why I like... Katie's just shaking her head at you.
Which is my favorite thing to do in an audio format?
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
So you're a second non-hau horror fan in a row.
I mean, we should tap some people who like horror movies.
Yeah, we got to go down.
Buy them out of here.
Fans only, no, no, no. I mean, look, I grew up watching a lot of hard movies, but if you had to make me pick
right now, I'm going to, I'd rather watch a stupid comedy than a horror movie.
Sure.
Life is so, life is so serious.
Why so serious?
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and so I think it really you know there's a lot of there's a lot of stuff going
on that make it a great movie. Please tell me that the message is
Bat Dance. It's an all right soundtrack.
When they're throwing their records at the zombies and they go through
multiple Prince records and get to the bat dance soundtrack. Ah. I I I I I I I I I the the the their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, th, the, thi, thi's the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th is th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I I th, I th, I th, I th, I th th the, I thi, I thi thi thi thi the the thea thea thea thea thea thea that the the the the the the th and they go through multiple Prince records and get to the bat dance soundtrack. I didn't know what that meant. Are you not familiar
with the song bat dance? Holy shit I have to send you a video for the song.
Can you drop it in here? Can you put that in here? No guys the podcast is gonna be
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Just give me the light.
Just give me the light.
Yeah, yeah, right.
I've got, uh, is Sean Paul here with us tonight?
Good Sean Paul, please get out of it.
No.
Oh, Bat Dance.
It's a nine-. It's a cocaine field fever dream. It's so nuts.
It sounds like six different songs smashed together. Okay. Yeah it's crazy. It's
Crazy Town. I love it. My cousins were listening to it and they were like,
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Why? Are we listening to the same thing? Like this is crazy pants.
So you're not going to drop it in here?
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fun and you know I like to see how many movies do you watch where two men are
having like an emotional relationship you know it's not common.
Every movie these two are in pretty much. Yeah for sure. Well yeah that's it.
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No, but-
They made it more.
No, I think that's a solid reason to watch this.
I agree.
Plus, I love an Edgar Wright movie.
I mean, they're just really amazing to watch.
What else has he done?
Well, the most recently, baby driver.
Oh, people Oh that's a horror movie. Yeah.
I don't know. A poll of our listeners of what's more a horror movie? Hot Fuzz or a single white female? Single white female all day long. I know I just want to be right. He did Hot Fuzz, this movie, uh, Baby Driver, World's End. Is that what was called? I was called? I was called? I. I know, I that was that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho really really really really really really tho really really tho really tho really tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that. I that. I Driver, World's End, is that what it was called?
Something like that.
And World's End, and, um, I just watched it the other night.
Uh, Scott Hulg.
I'm noticing that either.
Well, whatever.
So the two Edgar Wright movies you've seen have until two we've done on the podcast.
Yeah.
We're going to have to cover his Uber on the right cast.
And he did the spaced TV series.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
No.
No.
She never seen it, all right. Just now. Okay. No. No. No.
She never seen it, dog.
I haven't seen it all right.
Lay off.
God.
I didn't know if that meant she's never seen it or she does have wants nothing to do with it.
No.
Both.
No.
Okay, fair enough.
Um, I also didn't realize until watching this movie again that Dylan Moran is in it? From Black Books and I love Black Books.
That's all.
And Manny had been in.
When they depart where they're, Sean's group is crossing with,
I forget her name in the movie, but Daisy from Spaced.
When Yvonne. Yes, Yvonne's group, the co-star of Black Books is in that group. Yeah, but no Fran, right? Yeah. But no Manny. I kept waiting for Manny to show up and he didn't.
Manny is in spaced. He plays the owner of a comic bookshop in space.
Okay. I think who's named Bilbo. Yes, definitely. Also, speaking of that,
Martin Freeman is in this with no lines. Yeah. I like that. Show up, get in and get out. Well, he would have just been of the office fame at this point.
Like, I don't think he was like Martin Freeman yet.
And so was Diane. She was also in the office.
Yeah, Pam.
Yeah.
Or Dawn.
She was Don the man.
And Matt Lucas from Little Britain is also in that troupe.
If you ever watch that show. Nope, nope, nope. I just like recognizing British actors because it makes me feel worldly.
Like the guy, Pete is on a program I watched called Whitechapel.
Oh, is Pete on that?
Pete was the bad, uh, never mind, spoiler for White Chapel.
He's the bad cop.
Ah, Peter Sarah Finowitz.
That's a great name.
Yeah, it is. It's a lot of syllable.
If I remember correctly, I think he was the voice of Darth Moll in the Phantom Menace.
Really?
Yeah, because he's got that amazingly deep voice.
There's a great, he's in a great episode of space where Sean shoots him in the
dick with a paintball gun. Just went right to shooting in the dick, huh?
Yeah.
15 minutes in, you got it.
Done and done.
Well, let's see you guys later.
How can I see spaced?
Is it a thing I can watch?
Yeah, I want to say maybe it's on, it's either on Netflix or Hulu, it's on one of those. Cool, I'll look for it.
I think I thought you guys are saying space, and you know how I feel about space?
Yeah, no, there's no space in this.
Okay, that's fine. I'm in.
It's all about people living in a flat in London.
All right, so we're following Sean of the dead, our
titular character who's played by Simon Pegg, and he is a fuck-up, would that be
fair to say? Yeah, pretty much, yeah. With his best buddy, Ed, who is even more of a fuck up?
Just irredeemably so.
To the void of where this time watching I was like,
I don't like Ed, I don't like Ed, at all.
I think he's a bad friend.
Oh no. Yeah, totally.
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But he kind of gets his, you know? Sure, sure. I think previously I had found him a lovable scamp.
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Or you realize you are that friend.
That's what I was gonna say.
It's like the thing where you're like, oh, I don't have that.
Oh, I'm an energy. Yeah. Wait, is this an intervention? Oh. This is why we waited so long.
Yes, it's me who you've known for almost 20 years at a person that you've met once
or now having an intervention for you.
It's taken some of the strain off of you and put it on Katie.
Katie's like, I'll do it, I don't care.
I met him once.
What do I fucking care?
I'll tell them.
Oh, this is just a Wednesday night for me. Let's intervene people.
Yeah, I love an intervention.
Um, so we don't need to go scene by scene through this movie, right?
We can just talk about stuff that we like. Does that make sense? Sure.
People have seen this movie. Yeah, if you haven't, like, I don't know what you're doing here. So I love that everything in this movie is sort of laid out in that opening scene, where
you get all of their relationships in like 20 seconds of dialogue.
Yeah, there's no big reveals that we need.
It's just, here you go.
And the cast in this movie is so goddamood.
Like everybody is so fucking th this movie, so well cast. And it's like, when you watch, Katie, when you do watch Spaced,
you will see that like, everyone who's in this movie,
pretty much was in-spaced at some point.
Oh, cool.
Mm-hmm.
And it's really, like, fun seeing them in different roles and stuff,
but, so yeah, everything's like,
layed out in that opening, and everything throughout the first half half, movie will return at the second half of the movie when the zombie flip happens. So
there's like the soccer ball kid and the guy who's begging for change.
And the and Nelson at the at the little corner market and like who's coming up
to him and like demanding money from him basically when he's a
zombie because he owes him 15 P. Yeah it's kind of like the music video
for Black Betty by Ram Jam,
where basically the second half of the video
is just the first half replayed just a little different.
I always think of that.
Because it is, everything happens again over and over,
everything happens again the second time.
I forgot you loved Ramjam.
Alan's always talk about how much you love Ram Jam. Alan's always talking about how much you love Ram Jam. Do you guys not constantly think about and reference the video for Black Betty by Ram Jam?
It's just me, never mind. I do. I love how corny and hokey it is. It's just dudes playing in
the backyard with the guy dancing next to them. Yeah. It's a good-ass song though.
So everything's very repetitive and everything's also spilled out. And I don't know if you're going to talk about this, but like the scene in the Winchester after Liz breaks up with Sean
and they go through everything they're going to do tomorrow, which is basically everything that happens the rest of the movie, but...
Right. Just the way he references it.
Yeah. So, Sean and Ed have a very contentious relationship with their third roommate, Pete. It seems like Ed probably is not actually a roommate.
It seems like you probably just crashes there.
Their couch dweller.
It's like when your roommate lets their boyfriend stay there all the time and he doesn't
pay rent and he uses your pots and pans.
But this is the most extreme because at one point they acknowledge the fact that Ed has
been crashing on the couch for five years. That's terrible.
Oh, and they're still at that phase in the transition into adulthood when they have posters
taped up to the wall.
Before you hit that phase, you're like, well, I'm going to frame these if I'm going to keep
them up.
I'm looking at your John Carpenter poster.
Oh, you're in the attic. Come on Ed, you can put frames in the attic.
Yeah.
It's true.
I do have my Dungeons of Dragons cards framed behind me.
You do.
Isn't that what this whole movie was about?
Was getting past that part in your life where you start to buy frames?
It is definitely a coming of age.
Yeah, I think Katie's right. that it is the coming of age But not of like most coming of age stories are into like
Teendom or whatever or like the beginnings of adulthood and this is like you're you're 32
You should probably take care of this now. It's like a weird second adolescence though, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Do you get another one is our third?
I'm asking you as our seniorist citizen? Yeah, that's why I bought that Mazda Miata and I've been driving around.
You look so cool in it though. Can you imagine that would just look like a shriner if I
try to drive around. Your head would always stick out of the top of the convertible. I would love that. I'm gonna start to go find me to get you a Mazda ma tha tha tha tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the. the. I'm tho tho tho that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Yeah. that. that. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. I that. I tho. I tho. tho. I the. I the. I the. I that. I'm the. I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's why I that's that's that's that's that's that's the. I thoo. I that. I'm going to start to go find me to get you a Mazda Miana. I should mention that I'm six foot two is why I said it would look like that because
I'm a giant man.
Oh, I thought it was because you're always wearing that silly hat.
I thought you said you liked my Fez.
It's a nice Fez.
It's a nice.
It's good. You're a third adolescent was called your Fez phase.
Mmm.
So I think they can be combined.
Could, mm-hmm.
Do you wish you were as good at impersonating a monkey as Ed is?
100%.
Does he do that again in Hot Fuzz?
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That's what it is.
So there's that reference, like Dennis said, this movie is highly referential.
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today I was like oh that's a really nice evil dead reference it's a really
nice cute little and when he calls the Italian restaurant and it's Fulchies
yeah that's like oh Katie's probably do with the voice right now
Luteo! his boss's name is Mr. Sloman.
What is that a reference to?
Like Mr. Slowman, like he's a zombie.
Oh.
Yeah.
It wasn't funny.
It was just dump him.
And they worked for 4a Electric, which I believe is a reference to Ken 4A, who was Peter from Dawn of the Dead.
Oh.
Wow, that's deep. Yeah, look at Dennis Dennis not the horror fan going deep on this.
I have seen Dawn of the Dead many times.
It's a good movie.
It is.
Oh yeah, we've never done it.
We watched it a lot in high school.
Yeah, we've never done any of the Romero zombie movies. gaping hole in our wall here. I'm sorry free online. I mean I'll rent them I guess.
I was gonna say give that man some money and then I remember he's fucking dead.
Oh George. Yeah we were on her break when he passed. Yeah we missed.
There's a also there's a very quick reference.
At some point, they walked past Bub's pizza.
And I think Bob was the zombie from Day.
Zombie from Day of the Dead.
All right.
I wonder what George Romero thought of this movie.
He loved it.
Oh, really? Yeah, they were in Land of the Dead. He wanted to give them speaking roles in the movie Land of the Dead.
But they were like, can we be zombies in a George Romero movie?
So they're zombies in a scene in the Land of the Dead.
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I know.
I know he's like a 70-year-old man, but he's in pretty good shape.
He's in phenomenal.
I mean, he posts those flexing pictures on his motorcycle all the time?
He should get out there and fucking shovel around it, because it is icy.
Kiel the queen is song. That's not a reference, it's not references.
Uh, Kill the Queen is one of my favorite lines in the movie.
Mm-hmm.
I like that.
So, speaking of references, when I saw this movie at a screening in Philadelphia, were you there,
Dennis?
I was going to tell this story, too. Oh, let me tell it. It's my show. So we're out of screening and afterwards
there was a Q&A with Nick Frost, Simon Pegg, and Edgar Wright, pretty cool. And some
the people were asking them questions and people were like trying to get deep nerd on
them and they're like, yeah, yeah, of course. And some guy stands up and goes, oh, excuse me. When you said, or we're coming to get you, Barbara,
was that a reference to Night of Living Dead? And they like stopped.
And they looked at each other. And I can't remember who said, I think it was Simon Peg, just went, of course it fucking
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Was that how people answer a phone?
Yeah, someone asked Nick Frost, like, oh, what's your shirt that you're wearing
through the movie?
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Just a bunch of people folding it on themselves.
Yeah.
As far as references though, I have to be honest
that I'm not, I have not seen athink a lot of things probably went over my head.
I think this is one of those things that, like, if you're looking for them, they're
just going to start popping out, but if you're just watching a movie, you're probably
just going to, like, I don't think you're going to watch the end of this movie when Sean has the red has has has has has thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that's obviously a deer hunter reference. Like, it was like, that was one of those things.
I was like, I wonder, oh yeah, of course it is, but it's not like,
they're not all leaping out at everybody.
Right, they're not hitting you over the head with them.
Which I appreciate, like they're just making a movie and they just they just
they just to spot them. I watched it twice before we
recorded this and so the last time I watched it was maybe like the 15th time I've
seen this movie and that's the first time I saw the Bub's Pizza and I was like, oh shit, that's funny. Yeah. How do you feel that this movie holds th? th. th. th. th. it's as funny as it was the first three to five times I saw it, but it's still a really, I think it's a really solid movie.
It's a decent, weird romcom, and it's a good buddy movie.
Even though he does yell at his friend a couple times and tell me he's a fuck up Throughout the movie. It's a good buddy movie. I mean, that's what good buddies do for each other right
And he is a fuck up right? So yeah, one of my favorite scenes is the
Groom coming into their house because they leave the front door open once again or the like
Bridal party member that comes in and the guy has an arm missing and Sean just looks at him and screams he has an arm off.
Yeah, I like that.
That scene where they're reacting to that dude being in the house is like the most honest
reaction to a zombie situation I've ever stayed in my life.
He just kind of gives the heby-gibee hands, he just goes, ah! Slightly fascinated and also and also terrified, and then stoked that you got to kill something
with an ashtray.
Yeah.
I feel like that's all the things I would go through.
I have no notes on this movie.
I just, I literally, it was, I had a terrible day at work.
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the floor under my fur blanket and watched this movie and I was like it's
gonna be okay. And it helped it really did.
So everything was okay except for all the people that died. Yeah well it's
it wasn't okay for them. We didn't know those people. No. I mean they weren't
even real people. It's a movie, Dennis. It's a documentary.
Oh, shit.
I think one of my favorite scenes is the scene with the Queen's song, where for some reason
in unison they're hitting Big Al with the pool sticks, and then Diane and his mom and
Sean's mom are sitting in the corner just kind of flopping along to it.
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How could you know that song's fucking amazing?
It really is.
I feel like Queen's music has been used in movies to the most effect of any other band that has ever existed.
Like that scene in Wayne's world with Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh, yeah.
I just feel like it's so perfect.
I was thinking that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that this movie was the most perfect use of a queen song, and you just reminded me of the most perfect use of a queen song.
Bohemian Rhapsody, knocked it, they knocked it out of the park.
It wasn't even like released in America as a single before that.
Is that true?
I think so?
Wayne's world facts.
Really?
Really?
I don't know. As we've said before, we are on the internet. It must be true. It must be true. Whatever we just said.
For sure.
Yeah, I'm a millionaire.
Can I be back on when we deal Wain's world?
Sure.
Yeah.
Oh, sweet.
Does anybody else have the problem when they see the man who played Sean's stepdad,
Bill Nahi?
And of course. That was both ends of the spectrum that I wanted out of this. No, and of course.
Done and done. So this is basically just like a setup of a classic zombie movie,
which is like run around, avoid the zombies, kill the zombies, weighed out the terror, right?
Yeah. But it just happens to be the hilarious version of that.
Yeah.
With the B story of I'm breaking up with my girlfriend, but also fighting with my best friend at the same time.
And the C story of like, these fucking nerds are with us, and he's in love with the girlfriend and she's just along for the ride, I guess.
Failed actress and a twot. I didn't call her a
failed actress. I love that. The way he dies is still one of the most
horrific deaths. I don't know, like even for it for a comedy especially, it's just watching him just get torn apart is the worst. And this legs come off and it's just, oh no. She runs out of the building. It's it's wielding one of his legs as a weapon? That's, that's, that's, that's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I, th. I, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's th. I's th. I th. I th. I didn't th. I didn't thi. I didn't thi. I didn't thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi.torn apart is the worst. And his legs come off and it's just, oh no.
She runs out of the building, it's wielding one of his legs as a weapon?
That's, that's dedication.
So his death is also a reference.
It's the same way that one of the shitty dudes and day of the dead dies,
having his intestines ripped down.
I love the extremely British things that people do in this, like when Philip gets bitten and
then like you have to go to a doctor and he goes, I ran it under a tap.
And his mom's just handing him tissues to put over like a gaping, spurting wound.
Which she does later when she gets a gaping spurting wound just like crumbles up a tissue
and jams it in her sleeve. I didn't want Sean to worry. Yeah. My favorite part is I love every time
they just try to get the mom to pay attention she just goes hello just like
she's like always like overly positive and happy. Hello pickle. Pickle. How did I not get
the nickname pickle from anybody? How does that not happen yet?
I wouldn't get people on the internet to start calling you Pickle. Will that be cool?
You like that?
We could start right now, Pickle.
Oh.
Hey, Pickle.
Thanks, Pickles.
No, it doesn't work when I try to pluralize it.
Yeah, thin could be only one. I think this movie works because the comedy is funny. The romance seems honest for a romcom.
And then the zombie stuff is handled real.
Or treated like a zombie movie.
Yeah, I mean, they're scary and they are legit zombies.
And they're not fast zombies.
And they're not like, there's no, they didn't change zombies to make them whatever they needed
them to be. They're just fucking zombies, which I like. Did you catch the dig at 28 Days Later?
No.
So through the whole movie, there's like,
there'll be like a snippet of a news program.
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I miss that.
A rage-filled monkey, rage-filled monkeys, I'm sorry.
Yeah, but it was like, oh, that's funny.
That's silly and Kham, Cimmy in to Handsome Hell.
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Is that what the record was?
Biggest dude on a tiny scooter?
Yeah, I think so.
All right.
What were they like largest twins or something like something ridiculous. Fine. This is back when longest.
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Your favorite bill bar vehicle my only bill mar vehicle. So what are we missing? What are the big?
What are the big hot spots do we need to talk about in this movie? There's some good action?
The whole shootout scene in the big hot spots do we need to talk about in this movie? There's some good action, the whole shootout scene in the Winchester.
It gets really tense when there's like the fire going around the bar and the bullets are
shooting everywhere and they hit the one lady in the head who is one of the townspeople
from Hot Fuzz.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's the one earlier in the movie that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's to that's that's that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the is. the is. the. th. th. the th. the the th. th. the the the the the the in the movie that Ed refers to as the cockasidal maniac.
Oh, that's who that is. Okay.
There's that. Yeah.
Yeah.
Um.
I couldn't help but like watch that part and be like, man, they really made some logistical errors.
I don't know.
Shouldn't they have gone upstairs? Shouldn't they have like boarded up that window a little better?
Shouldn't they have tried to find that trap door earlier?
But I guess it's a movie, so I can't really do that.
It's also like winding down at that point.
By the time they get there, they're like, oh, we gotta wrap this up, you know. The movie kind of ends with the zombies being used as, like like like like like like like like like like like like like like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like as like a labor force and like gestures.
Yeah.
I don't like that so much.
And kept under shed as your best friend zombie?
That's very strange.
Yeah.
It's a little distressing.
I'm like, is that funny?
It's funny because the guy they showed as the chained-up person collecting carts
was the young co-worker from the electronic store.
Oh, was it? I missed that.
It was Noel.
Noll.
I love the showing the clip from Trisha.
The woman's like, I know that he's a monster now, but he's my husband and I love him.
And then she just goes, he's sleep with him?
And then it cuts away.
But I feel like that is a very honest thing of like,
gross shit people would do.
If like the zombie apocalypse happened and then we could control them.
Yeah, we would do terrible stuff to them and justify it all day long.
Yeah. Well, they're dead, it's fine.
But we're taking good jobs from Americans.
Build the wall wall wall wall wall the Build the wall, build the zombie wall.
Well, they've already got all the fencing around the cemetery.
That's true.
Yeah, I mean, there's just the great scenes.
There's the record throwing at the zombies, which doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, but I love that he just pulls out the dire straits record and he's just like yeah throw it
Because who the fuck wants that?
But then they jammed down straights and hotfuzz. Yeah, very prominently. Yeah, this movie uses music like
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It's kind of fun. There's a song that they that they play throughout Sean of the Dead. Just that kind of like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know how to, that score, that like building tension music that was all used throughout
Dawn of the Dead.
Oh cool.
Thanks, Internet.
That is a fun fact.
Dennis, that was a very fun fact.
So I put a call out to our Twitter followers to ask us any questions the the the then then the then the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, th speaking of the internet, I put a call out to our Twitter
followers to ask us any questions they had about Shauna the Dead.
And we got one.
Just the one.
Thanks Twitter.
Exciting.
So Rank and Vile Cast. I'll cast on Twitter asked us, Is Sean of the Dead the last good zombie movie?
Dennis, discuss.
Was this made before after 28 days later?
After because they make fun of it.
Oh, right, right.
Tell me.
Unless they're fresh and said.
Then I'm going to say yes, unless you count the Dawn of the Dead remake.
Which was also before this.
Oh, well, then, yes.
Alan?
No, there's been some good.
I understand that the Train to Bousan movie is supposed to be very good.
And I'd like, oh, go on.
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yeah so that's a fun movie it's a twist on the zombie theme and there's all
those like zombie date movies that happen where people are dating zombies and
stuff that's the thing yeah there's a couple movies where like boyfriends come back from the dead and stuff oh we did one ween Jennifer's the the the th th th I I I I I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th I th th th. th. the the the? the? the? the? the? Yeah the? that's theeeeeeeeeeeeee- that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeee? tho. theeeeeeeeeeeeeee. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's there's a couple movies where like boyfriends come back from the dead and stuff. Oh, we did one.
Didn't we?
Jennifer's body?
Is that good?
I think she was like a demon or something.
She's always burned her tongue.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
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Burneys 2 is one of the few movies in which the sequel surpasses its predecessor.
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And Ghost Wasteers 2 and Childs Play too.
So maybe I think that about a lot of movies.
Whatever, Weekend of Berni's 2, fucking rules.
I gotta go.
Oh, in Major League 2, I don't even remember if it happened on this podcast or before, but Major League 2 was better. It was literally 20 minutes ago.
Okay, I'm sorry.
It may or may not be in the movie though, or in the podcast.
Do we just make a movie?
I don't know.
Are we still talking about Corbyn's in like, did that happen?
This podcast is my favorite zombie movie? We're all dead. Oh God. What? Oh, guys, I'm so sorry. I'm the pretty thing that lives in this movie.
All right, so should we move on to the, uh,
rating swings?
Dennis, would you like to go first as the guest of honor?
Oh, would we do this, like, one to 10, or dead zombie heads?
Like, how am I rating you do
whatever you like for zombie movies I'm gonna rate it a ten for weekend at
Bernie's remakes I'm gonna rate it of five I think you misunderstood our
conversation no I think he perfectly understood it oh fine you rate this
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now I am. So, yeah, this is a nine, but Weekend of Bernies 2 is a 10. No, this is great,
it's a 9. It's by far one of my favorite movies we've done.
Oh, sweet. But I'm not giving it a 10. Because the weekend of Bernie's 2. The first one's stupid.
It's all about bank fraud. The second one is where they really get into the meat of it.
It really shines on the second one.
I really flesh the story out.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think this movie's a ten.
I'm taking it down a weekend and Burney's two and putting this one in its place. it so so so so so so so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It, so good. So much fun. Good message.
A lot of fun references, good music.
I love that you're hung up on the message.
Yeah, what is the message?
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I really, I appreciate it.
Yeah.
It's deep.
That men can have a loving relationship with it. calling everything. No, it wasn't even that. It was that he had to cut Ed loose to grow
as a person. It wasn't that they had a nice... But he does it, he keeps him chained up in
his shed. Yeah, but he cut him loose for most of the time. So just get some distance between
yourself and your shitty friends is your message. Exactly. That's fair. Exactly.
Speaking of Friends, do you want to plug your podcast? Oh. Yeah, I have a podcast.
Oh, I have a podcast with my friend.
Josh, Josh was on the episode where he brought the terrible movie Neon Maniacs, but you know,
that's my movie is amazing.
Oh God.
I loved it.
I had to live at a house with him where he moved in a month before I could and already
hung up his giant neon maniac's poster in the living room prominently for everybody
to see.
It's pretty much floor to ceiling.
It's fucking huge.
But was it framed?
Oh yeah.
Okay, good.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Well, he took, he picked that step. So we do a podcast where we just, you know, we're, to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, thi, the thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they... And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.ean, toooooooooomean, together, together, thean, thean, thi.ean, thi we're, we tend to think that we're
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I know what a crazy concept.
Same.
I don't know if it's true.
But we also started, we wanted to do a bunch of different segments and one of those segments,
and one of those segments being, Josh wanted to talk about paranormal stuff, which 19 episodes in has become a weekly thing.
So it's a weekly paranormal conspiracy theory podcast where we also just talk about nonsense.
There's a lot of butts talk on this podcast.
Not this one, but that one.
Both.
More than I'm comfortable with.
And where, what's it called?
Where can people find you?
Oh, it's called Best Friend Simulator, you can find us wherever podcasts are sold. Great. I mean it's free but you could send money. That's how I feel about us too, yeah.
You got one of them Patroans or something. Yeah, definitely. We're going to send out some gifts and shit.
But thank you so much to you guys for being champions of us and just advertising or whatever.
You know, giving us some
props I appreciate. I thought you were just going to thank us for being champions.
Yeah. And thank you for being champs. Movie champs, podcast champs. You're my heroes.
You guys are the real heroes. I expected a whole monologue about how we inspired them to
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Yeah, yeah, whatever.
I wanted to talk about ghosts and shit.
Yeah, I was like, I know Alan and Alan does a podcast too.
That guy's a fucking idiot, I could do a podcast too.
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That's my message.
It's a really beautiful message.
Thank you.
Welcome to the to the toilet.
Oh God.
All right, well, Dennis, thank you for having me on your podcast.
Thank you for having me on your podcast. Thanks for having me on your podcast. Thanks, Dennis. Hey, thanks for having me on my podcast.
Thanks for having me on your podcast.
I had a great time.
That didn't sound like he had a great time, did it?
I loved it.
I loved it.
No, it just, maybe.
Oh, sorry.
I loved it.
That was, OK.
That was better. I can really sell it if you need to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. tho. to. to. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th......................................................................................................................... sell it if you need me to. Thanks guys.
Stop yelling at us.
I told you I couldn't hear myself.
I'm going to be screaming from this old thing.
Dennis, thank you.
And we're going to go and do other stuff.
Talk to you later.
Bye.
Bye.
Yeah, see you guys. Bye. Bye. Bye. Good seeing you. Bye.
Yep.
See you guys.
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That's something that has slackened off since we came back from the baby break.
I know.
We haven't been as...
We have not been on the boat hugged heavy as we were previously.
Let's ramp it back up.
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of terror?
So you want to do something that's like not that much fun this week?
Yeah, let's just bring it down a little bit. Let's just get down to that like almost
ASMR level of a horror movie.
It's a tie-in for our new podcast.
How many times can I say that before I actually start doing the goddamn podcast?
Probably a few hundred.
Yeah.
Do we forget to do it later?
I'm no initiative.
We're gonna do, I am the pretty thing that lives in the house?
Is that what it is?
Is that what it is?
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I love we've always lived in the castle.
Anyway.
And go watch that.
Come back next week.
We're going to talk about ghosts.
Gastes.
And.
Oh, my undertaker. Can you say thanks for listening to another episode of Wherewell Family? Thanks for listening to another episode of Where Will Fan Bills?
That might be my favorite thing ever.
You're gonna regret that when you hear it again.
You're gonna say, no!
It's so cold sounding bye guys.
Bye. Bye guys. Bye.
Bye.
Bye!