Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 173- Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Episode Date: April 23, 2018

In this week's episode, we determine that we've never gotten into the George Romero zombie series and decide to keep it that way for now-, so instead we're talking about the 2004 remake, "Dawn of the ...Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: leg muscle knowledge wasted, feelings on fast zombies vs. slow zombies, love subplots (ugh), Ving Rhames delivering every line like it is his last, superhero movies Katie will never see and how NOT to deliver the ending of your film. We've done a lot of zombie movies, so we tell you about them often. Go check them out at werewolfambulance.libsyn.com, on iTunes or wherever you like to listen to podcasts.  Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Did you notice everything Ving Rames says in this movie is just a total stereotype? Every line is delivered like, hmmm. Go in the stall, say five Hail Marys, wipe your ass and you and God can call it even? What is your life? Hmm, hmmm? Go in the stall, say five Hail Marys, wipe your ass, and you and God can call it even. What is your life? Oh, welcome to another episode of Whewulf Ambulance? Sure, hey, I'm Katie. I'm Alan. Ving Rames is here. Hey, Ving Rames. Do you have that, is them written down?
Starting point is 00:00:42 Fuck y'all, y'all. How about that? Is that a good one? This movie, Are we doing the Don of the Dead remake by Zach Snyder, 2004? This movie was written by James Gunn, who, I believe is a guy wreather. And... What was slither? Slither is the Nathan Philly and worm movie, space worms, make the lady real big in the barn. Oh, um, Firefly. Yes.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who writes like, funny dialogue and made a funny movie? Yeah. This movie was then rewritten by somebody else, but James Gunn still has credit for it. Oh, okay. It's not funny. It is not, it's not, is it intended to be funny? But there's points where people are saying like,
Starting point is 00:01:25 jokey things, they're not funny, they're not funny, no. Uh-uh, uh-uh. So this is the remake of the George Romero movie. Mm-hmm. That is a remake in name alone. And like location, sort of. Yeah. And they both go to the movie. they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that. that. tho that. that. tho they they tho they're not they're not that. they both they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that tho tho-a. that that that thooo-n. that that that that that that that that zombies. Did this movie need to be remade? No. What did George Romero think of this?
Starting point is 00:01:48 Do you know? Hopefully he thought, chitching. I hope so too. My first note is eating a clondyke bar. theymeat. theymeat, the ta. theyke bar. I'm going to stop at the gas regular, just straight up, yeah. I love a Klondike Bar.
Starting point is 00:02:05 I'm gonna stop at the gas station on the room. And buy one through the bulletproof glass. Hell yeah! I'm so psyched right now. It's like kind of warm outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched the trailer today for, won't you be my neighbor, the Mr. Rogers documentary? Oh no, don't do that. Why would you do that? Oh God, just cried like a fucking titty baby. Everything is crying worthy. Let's cry about it.
Starting point is 00:02:31 You can cry? I'm there right now. Yeah. I don't want to cry on the podcast. We'd have to take comedy out for this week. Where all fan to be made. I wish they had just called this movie, Mall zombies. I would watch the shit out of Mall zombies. Yeah, they didn't call it. Like Chopping Mall. they didn't call it. I love that movie so much. Me too. We've done that movie. Yeah, we should
Starting point is 00:02:54 do the movie. We'll do it next week. leave it, leave it, leave it, leave them that little breadcrum. We'll tell you at the end of the episode. I love the idea that they're just listening to episodes to find out what we're going to do. We're going to do next to their this movie. She's a nurse? She's a nice nurse. She's very kind. There's no such thing. J-K. There's plenty of nice nurses. Much nicer than the doctors. Hell yeah. Sorry, doctors. You're dicks. Don't say sorry. They're rich, they know. So she's had a long shift. And there's stuff that's starting to go weird at the hospital, like a guy dies from a bite. Mo, mo, moa, mo, mo. Mm-hmm. I mean, this movie gets right into it. It's like, hey, zombies! I did like the opening scene where she walks outside and there's just legs hanging out the back door of a zombie and you're like, oh no.
Starting point is 00:03:53 I've been to an ambulance. I did say out of a zombie. But it would be hilarious if it was legs coming out of someone's butt. I mean, technically aren't all legs coming out of somebody's butt. Not in the same way, come out of their butt hole. Two legs I can't have an ambulance, and then the guy was just napping. Yeah, she's napping. But then she gets in the car and of course zombie reports are being reported on by radio stations. the same things. People get stuck in a place, people of varying stereotypes get stuck in a place. It's reported on by radio stations, there's a bunch of TV footage montages like, it's
Starting point is 00:04:34 always the same. Even a good zombie movies, bad zombie movies, it's always the same. Showing of the Dead, this movie. 28 days later? Night of the Living Dead. The original Dawn at the Dead, this movie? Uh, 28 Days Later? Night of the Living Dead? The original Dawn of the Dead. Lots of zombie movies. Although the original Dawn of the Dead at least starts off as like a weird action movie
Starting point is 00:04:53 that's in. Yeah, I'm not that fond of that part, actually. Real weird. Yeah, I'm just... Pittsburgh as Philadelphia is very funny. Like, why is he doing that? He's from here. He knows what it is. I know. Anna goes home to her husband, uh...
Starting point is 00:05:08 Luis? Louise, who she calls Louis at one point? And I was like, hmm, really? Okay. Just pick, he's in it for about four minutes. Pick a name and stick with it. We see her adorable neighbor, someone's gonna have to protect that kid and it's gonna annoy me. No. Oh, I like that twist. I like that turn. So they watch American Idol and fall asleep and then wake up.
Starting point is 00:05:29 They go to the bone zone in the shower. They did, I skip over that. I got Matt, as I was like, let's have awkward sex in the shower. Don't think our stand and fuck. They miss a news bulletin about the zombie stuff while they're in the shower fucking. And they're awoken the next day at 6.37 a.m. by the little girl being in the hallway. She all fucked up. Yeah, her mouth's still there. Because she bites Louise. Yeah, and he dies. And then he gets th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Yeah, the mouth still there because she bites Luis. Yeah, and he dies. He dies. And then he gets real fast. Yeah. What do you think about them fast zombies? I know we talked about this in 28 days later, but I don't know what you would we came to. 28 days later I give a pass because they're not zombies. They're a rage virus even though they're totally zombies. They're one hundred h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h hando. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they're they're they're they're they're they but they now know parkour?
Starting point is 00:06:26 They're at a constant sprint. They are Jackie Joyner cursying all over the shit. There's the, she throws the little girl Vivian down the hallway at one point after she's attacked Louise. And the girl like hits the floor and then like spins back up in the air and it's like, come, what? Come on? What? Yeah. They are, that's the thing. That they're not, they're not, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they are, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not th. They're not they're not they're not they're not they're they're they're they're at they're they're at they're they're they're they're they're in the air and it's like, come, what? Come on. What? Yeah. They are, that's the thing.
Starting point is 00:06:48 They're not just fast in the way that like, they can move like people. Right. They're literally always sprinting. Yeah, they're sprinting from here to there, to therethe problem I have with fast zombies is they're not fun. So I've spent a lot of time talking with friends like just hanging out and be like, oh, how would we fortify this building against zombie attack? And you'd be like, oh, well we just knock out the stairs, they can't climb up the stairs because they're zombies and they're dumb. These zombies would just run up the side of the wall, hit the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's just just just just just just just just just just thi's just thi's just just just thin' thi. thi's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies. These zombies would would just the the the the the the the thi. These zombies would would just th. These zombies would just th. These zombies would just th. These zombies would just run th. These zombies would just thi's the the the the the the the the of the wall, hit the window, come in and eat you and you're all day. Yeah, right, right. So it's just taking the fun out of like, oh, let's play zombie. The anticipation out of it.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Yeah. And there's no winning in this situation. Right. It's just, and you know, there's something to be said for that, but it's also like, this isn't your grandpa's this isn't your grandpa, this isn't your grandpa, this isn't your grandpa, this this isn't your grandpa, the gr gra, this the g g g g g gn't, the gromb, th. th. This isn't, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their, their, their. their, their, their, their, their, their. their, their..... their. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the th It's funny. Like one of the zombies had stopped and like punctured a can of red bull and chugged in and then turn to the camera. The movie gets right the fuck into it though, which I do like. Yeah. Don't give me a bunch of buildup when you're just doing zombies. You know, just they're coming, they're here, let's do this.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Anna gets chased out of the house by Louise. I love those driving shots. Amazing, right? Probably the highlight of the film for me. He knows what she's driving? Was she driving? Carolla? A gold carola, a cool car. A cool car. I don't have milkshake all of it? I don't know. It probably doesn't smell. But she goes outside and like her neighbors are getting attacked and everything's on fire. I love the one neighbor that just walks outside and is like, hey what's going on? And then someone just runs up and tackles him. And it's just, it's crazy. And like the scene where the car, the van drives into the gas station and explodes it.
Starting point is 00:08:43 There are a lot of explosions in this movie. A lot of explosions. But the aerial shot of her neighborhood is the first part where I was like, oh that's not America. That's Canadian. That's Canadian. And it is. It is, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:57 It's definitely not Monroeville. No, or Michigan. I think is Wisconsin. Yeah, no one's got a Wisconsin accent. No one says, no? Because I was looking up the actors for this, like start at the bottom and it was just like Canadian, Canadian, Canadian. And like the top like four are American actors.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Oh yeah. And the dad, other dad from Honey I shrunk the kids? Who's the guy who has, um, his, has the daughter, has, the daughter, the daughter, the daughter, the daughter, the daughter, the daughter, the daughter, the daughter, the other dad for money I drank the kids. He gets, he's the guy who has the daughter who gets bitten and they have to kill him. Oh, Max Hedrum. Yeah, yeah. Is that who it is? Yeah, it's Max Hedrum in the 80s. Oh, yeah, I just know it was the other dad for money I shrunk the kids. Waits aren't your thing. I have not seen that movie in a hundred years. It's, you know, there's not
Starting point is 00:09:46 need for you to. I just gave, I just delivered the best line to you so. I'm sure it's still good. Rick Moranis is a gem. We skipped over the unnecessary use of Johnny Cash and the montage of news stories that just felt like I was re-watching 28 days later. Yeah, that was weird right. I didn't like that. But within that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus thi thi thi thate thus thus thus thus th. I th. I th. I just th. I th. I just just just th. I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I thee the the. I just just just just the. I the. I days later. Yeah, that was weird, right? I didn't like that. But within that, you get three cameos. First, you've got the best, or no, that's after. First you get Scott Reininger, who is Roger, from the original Don of the Dead.
Starting point is 00:10:18 He was the army guy that they were talking to. You get the tele-evangelist Ken Foray, who delivers his line from Dawn of the Dead. There's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. And then you get our friends. Who's your neighbor? My neighbor. See him at the post office. Just kidding, he doesn't go to the post office.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Just kidding. I love that they're just, the cool. Look how cool he is. Loving you, Tom Savini. It's almost Tom Savini season. Savini Watch, 2018. We're getting so close. We've been doing this for a really long time. This third season of Savini watch, or fourth. He said, I think it's fourth.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Yeah, 2015, 201, 201, 201. Here we are. Oh, my God, we're monsters. Their day, Rob was like, oh, I saw Tom Savini walking down the street. I was walking one way and he was coming home. And then when I walked back down past his house, he'd put his trash out if you want to go through it. And I was like, I don't try, I don't to to to to to to to to earth who's trash I would touch unless it was to like take out their trash for them to the curb. I'm not going through their try.
Starting point is 00:11:28 You know what I mean? I do, you know what I do? Get out of here with that. So Anna gets into a car wrecked. Very accident prone. Very accident prone. It's a good way of putting it. She wakes up to Ving Rames yelling at her to say something. Right. And when she does, he just walks away from her? I guess to prove that she's not a baddie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's got no shoes on, too, which is an important thing. It also sucks to have to do the zombie apocops ap. Yeah. You're like, they're not even like cute pajamas either. They're like your dumpy jams, you know? Would you rather be doing cute jammies? I mean, if you're going to be in public in jams and let them be cute. I always just sleep in a boxer briefs and a tank so that would not. Oh no. It's not a great zombie apocalypse.
Starting point is 00:12:22 It's not a great tomb apocalypse look. It's just a singlet. It looked like a wrestler running out of my house. MacI Pfeiffer, we meet up with him. You might remember him from 8 Mile. He's Eminem's best friend. There is no M&M's Fifer. There's no Mekyfer. What?
Starting point is 00:12:36 It's the line from a lose yourself? You know? No Mkai FiiI Pfeiffer. It's a second. Mom spaghetti? Yeah. I totally forgot about that. Well done. And the whole time, every time he was on screen, I was like, there's no McIfei. That's so funny.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Thank you. I try to be. And you are. Thank you. He's silly in this movie. MacI Pfeiffer. She's stupid as shit. Stupid as shit. And his wife gets no lines. She's Russian. Russian people can speak. She speaks English when she, the three lines are delivered in English.
Starting point is 00:13:12 She's just there to be pregnant. You've got a pregnant lady. Yeah. You've got the thug, played MacIfeiffer. You've got the cop, Bing Rames. You've got the Shealus Nurse and the white guy? Yeah, the sensitive guy with a checkered past, I guess. I hate that guy. Oh, God, me too.
Starting point is 00:13:32 He also looks like a buncle Ryan Gosling, old. Brahma, old. Brian Gosling? They get into the mall, and they're checking the mall for zombies, as you do. He goes into the sports store and trades his metal crowbar for a croquet mallet. Like you do. No, you don't. No, nothing's got to break immediately, which it does. I know. I know, I was there. I just referred to with this white guy throughout my notes by the way. I didn't even speak of him because he's so boring. Also do you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the they they the the they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're thi. they're theeeeeeeateat they're they're they're they're theeeateeeat they're they're they're theateateateat theat the. ththroughout my notes, by the way. I didn't even speak of him because he's so boring. Also, do you think that you would really get that Marine Corps tattoo facing outwards the way Ving Rames has it?
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Starting point is 00:14:50 Surprise. Not all of them, the one kid is nice. Yeah. Yeah. I fucking hate all of the romance storylines in this movie. Oh, why are they even? Guys, everybody? When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm not falling in
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Starting point is 00:16:04 And there is Ty Burrell. Yeah, and then this truck full of new people show up. And there is Ty Burrell from modern family. I don't know who that is. Yeah, he's the shitty guy. Yeah, okay. There's the pretty blonde lady. There's the old rednecky dude. There's the old rednecky dude.
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Starting point is 00:16:52 And the dad for money is true to the kid's and his daughter, who gets over his death like that. Well, she falls in love with the pretty security card. Sure. But like, so the woman in the wheelbarl, seemingly not related to to toe to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the the thoomberaughe, we, we, wi. the wi, whi, whi, whi, whatever, whi, whi, whatever, whatever, w. Whate, w. Whate, w. Whate, w. Whate, w. Whate, w. Whate, w. Whate, w. Whate, w. Whate, w. W W. W. Whate, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the the, the the the the, the the the the the the the the the the'ererooomeckeckeckeckeckeckeckecke.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. Sure. But like, so the woman in the wheelbarrow seemingly not related to anyone who was with her. None of them were related, I don't think, except the father and daughter. Yeah. There's no way that woman was getting back up from her wounds regardless of zombie apocalypse. These people aren't going to save her. Yeah. And they didn't. No. Did you like when she got up and ran at them?
Starting point is 00:17:25 I did. Yeah, okay. So I have a lot of memories in this movie. I saw it in the theater. And for some reason I remember her exploding? What? That might have been a slither that you're thinking of. Oh, there was the James Gun connection.
Starting point is 00:17:41 She just gets up and run. I was like, oh, I also remembered something differently about the zombie birth. Oh, I'm interested to hear about that. So, oh, Kai Fifer's Russian bride has been bitten while they were outside. Yeah, but just like a little bit, because she hangs on for a lot longer than anybody else does, I guess. Maybe it's her Russianness, her Eastern Europeanness that just keeps her from changing. I don't know. You've seen that Vladimir Putin, he's so buff. I'm sure they're just a hearty stock. Yeah, Ryan horses.
Starting point is 00:18:10 You've got to be hardy to live in Russia, I'm telling you. Seems awful. Especially like Siberia? What's everybody doing? told? So cold. MacI Pfeiffer like sequesters his wife in a toy store? Mm-hmm. And that's all you see, for like 40 minutes. She's not in the movie. Yeah, which is okay because she wasn't talking before,
Starting point is 00:18:31 and she's not talking now, so whatever. I like the scene where they have to, but they have to go turn the power back on, the generators in they're walking and they're like hearing something skittering around. Yeah. It's a little dog. Chips. Chips.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Who names him chips and why? It's a good name for a dog though. It is. I like, yeah, I do like that. And then my favorite zombie in the movie shows up's running on the pipes by like climbing them. That's not me to have legs No, no legs and it just jumps down on them and I was like all right That's a cool use of your fast running zombies. Yeah, that is cool, but then like upper body strength zombie Working them biceps. Yeah, but like your your lats really? Yeah, but like your latts you're lads? Yeah, their Your delts? I guess your delts a little bit. Quads? Not if you don't have legs, Alan. Pull it a hammy? No, sir, no.
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Starting point is 00:20:11 I got momentarily excited about it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Didn't save it. I remembered the baby coming out of her stomach. Oh like through the, not being vaginally born. Yes, not traditional but through the tum. Wow. Because it's like pushing on it and my brain was like th. th. the brain. th. th. th. th. th. the baby, th. th. th. th. th. th. the baby, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the the the but through the tum-tum. Wow. Because it's like pushing on it and my brain was just like, oh, let's just make that a rip out. Yeah. Um, it's pretty shitty to tell a woman to be quiet during labor, even if she's a zombie. You're not Scientologists, you know what I mean? You know about that? No. Scientology. Straight up, listen to this shit. They do silent births where you're not allowed to make a sound while you're giving birth. Isn't that fucking crazy? Because it's Juzzu or whatever?
Starting point is 00:20:55 I don't know. No. Wow. Yeah. Your religion was founded on a dollar bet. Yeah, yeah. And you're giving, silent birth. Not a fan. Well I was giving birth at one point I was like, what is that fucking sound? And then I realized I was making that sound. It was coming from inside me. That's that's terrifying. Yeah, it was the craziest moment of my life.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Oh, God. And if someone had told me to shut up, I probably would have murdered them. I probably would have ripped their throat out a roadhouse. Me-ho. Did you like the payoff of the zombie baby? I thought it was kind of cute. I feel like those were the living dead dolls that like there's like these little like zombie baby dolls that are everywhere, like if you go to like a horror convention they're always there and I feel like those have ruined that but like also while I'm thinking about it did it wink when they first saw it was like a that I think it just I think it opened its eyes and went
Starting point is 00:21:54 well he's holding it like a loaf, don't do it that way. We bypassed the second of our montages, which is the doing shit around the mall montage. I kind of liked that too, where they were just like living their life in their little community of riding a bike and like fucking. Yeah, unnecessary fucking siennets. Yeah, it was, but it was like Andy the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. We, th. Wea, th. Wea, th. Weaq, we, we, we, we, we, we bypass, we bypass, we, we bypass, we, we, we, we, the, the, the, we, we, we, we, we, we, we the, we the, we the, we the, we the, we th. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, the, we're, we bypassed, we bypassed, we're, we bypassed, we bypassed, we bypassed, we bypassed, we're, we bypassed, we bypassed, the, it was but it was like playing chess so many months. Yeah, but Andy across the street. I love the name of Andy's gun store What was it Andy's Gun Works? It's pretty good. It's a dick joke. It's a dick joke. Is it his gun works? Oh, Andy's gun works. All right. Um, I believe you. It's a dick joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's? It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. tick. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's a the the works. Andy's gun works. All right. Um, I believe you. Yeah, so there is a whole like subline where Andy is trapped.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Like, it's the mall in the middle of nowhere until all the sudden it's in the city. Right? When they show it, when they first get to it, it's like behind a fence and looking very isolated. Yeah. And then it is on like a literal street corner in a th. th. th. th. th. th. this, thi. this, thi. thi. this, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. this, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the is the is the is theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is theeeeeeeeeeee is the is the is thi is like a literal street corner in a downtown region. Not a lot of people know this but during the zombie apocalypse all malls are mobile so they're gonna pick up and drive around. That's horrifying. So there's this guy Andy who's got a gun store and they're like oh we need that ammunition he needs our help we're gonna make a mission to go save him via Chips the dog. Can we talk about these game first though where they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. they're th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. they're thi. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're go save him via Chips the Dog. Can we talk about his game first though?
Starting point is 00:23:27 Where they're playing a sniper game where they're like shooting him. Looking like he's? Yeah. That's a, the scene is really grizzly. This head's like just bursting off, like, at that point the movie's already been kind of grizzly. that the movies. enough that you're almost like not surprised by it. Sure. It's pretty grizzly. Especially that they're shooting a guy looks like Burton Reynolds. Come on, everybody. Yeah. I like that they don't shoot the person that looks like Rosie O'Donnell.
Starting point is 00:23:53 That's so weird. Yeah. I like that Anna, like she's our window into this world I think, and she's like, you're like, I guess a real fucked up childhoods, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like it it it it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's all that's all that's all that's all that's that's that's all that's that's all that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their th. they's their th. th. they're th. the. the. the. th. th. th. And she's like, you guess they're real fucked up childhoods, huh? Yeah, yeah. Because it's all dudes that are out there laughing at this and like enjoying themselves. Idiots. Also, it's a waste of ammunition. I don't care if you are in a gun store. I know.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Well, there seems to be's limitless ammunition until it isn't when it needs to be a story plot. Right. Because then the the guy's like adding up is like we got 12 of these, six of these and seven of these. Yeah, I mean whatever. Up until this point. Also people just have the guns like McKy Pfeiffer just comes into the situation with a gun. Yeah he's totally the street heavy. he he he's he he's he he's he he's he. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. thi. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the guy is the guy is the guy is the guy is the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the. the. the. totally the street heavy. Oh, right, he's black. Yes, exactly. Gotcha. Got the fucking baby. I also- I'm gonna say this.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Yeah. I liked the baby a lot. I did. Did you like it? this is making me laugh? Yeah, okay. I was like, oh, that was cute. That was cute. Because it just goes, BAH! And then they shoot it. What else are you going to do it?
Starting point is 00:25:05 I don't know. It's not, it can't like get at you. Just leave it on the floor for a while. No, that's fucked up. No, that's fucked up, man. All right, so we have the second, or the. Well, Anna is so kill the baby you know what I mean? They had like six conversations and she loved him. They're uh... okay so they're they're fixing up these these vans these like buses
Starting point is 00:25:33 why is there welding equipment at this mall? I was assuming there had to be like a tool section of like a Sears or something. You know what I mean? Because I thought that too. Like, it's crazy they have literally everything they need all of the time. How long do you think they were in there for? It seemed like 20, 25 minutes like it did not seem long at all. But they wear a lot of outfits. So, I mean, like how much non-perishable food was in this mall. There's like 12 of them. There wasn't the...
Starting point is 00:26:06 12 adults eat a lot of food. And they're all just eating out of the hollow grounds like coffee shops. Yeah, right. How many fucking women blueberry scones do they have, you know? I could go for a scoat right now. I have the note their romance is dumb. Oh, it's so dumb. It's dumb because you see her at the beginning at the beginning at the beginning at the beginning at the beginning at the beginning at the beginning at the beginning at the beginning having this really like loving relationship with her husband that they have like this super cute really it's like so sweet or whatever and then like we're supposed to believe
Starting point is 00:26:31 she falls in love with Bunko Ryan Gosling over the mat like I don't know it just feels like I don't know it feels like well she's a woman and he's a man and they're both white and of an age so they must be in love. Do you th I th I th I th I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they're they're thi they're they're they're they're they're thi they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th th th th th. th. th th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to-s toge tho tho-s tho-s theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they're they're both white and of an age so they must be in love. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, a hundred percent. Yeah. Um, also when she first gets home in the beginning of the movie and I'm like, just gets like morning and you're just laying in bed watching TV. What are you doing? But was it morning? I thought it was like late at night. I thought she had gotten off her shift in the morning. That was the morning. that was my assumption. Oh, well, I don't know. It doesn't matter. Oh, no, I guess not, because it was like 6.37. When they woke up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Yeah. But she went, I guess it was like evening when she came home and Vivian was outside roller skating. You're right, here right. He's not a dead bee. He's just dead. He might not be born again. Undead. Whoa, not born again. Different thing. They send chips across to Andy because the zombies aren't going to attack chips. This is a good idea, I accept that chips has to open a door. Why did they think the zombies wouldn't go through the door the chips is going through?
Starting point is 00:27:34 They're like, oh, fuck. We're just stick to bunch of zombies on Andy. It's a person, it's like a human-sized door too. Yeah, it's not a doggie door flap. It's like... It's big. Yeah. The zombies go in there. Yeah, of course they do. They bite, they bite Andy. Of course they do.
Starting point is 00:27:51 That's what they do. And then, fuck and Nicole. She's a, I mean, Ithat pretty boy. But why didn't you stay with him then instead of going after the dog? Because you love chips more? That's, I mean, well, here's the thing about dogs. Yeah. They're gonna die before you. It's true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Also you sent him over there. Yeah, so like just cool your jets. I did like to see where they were lowering him down. Yeah, he was a pretty cute dog. But, so she takes one of the vans, drives across the street, busts up into the gun shop, she does not get killed. She hides in a closet. And Andy's metal closet. Because gun shops filled with metal closets. And as you are. And I like to see where Andy comes back on the roof.
Starting point is 00:28:40 And this whole time they've been talking on whiteboards. And he starts, they're like, oh, he's writing something and he just holds it up and it's blood. I liked that a lot, actually. And then they go over there to rescue Nicole. Which they do, by shooting Indy's head off. Like going through the sewer. And I think we're supposed to feel I felt no emotions for anybody in this movie. This may say something more about me than it does about this movie. I don't think so. They go into the sewer, they come back through the sewer, the zombies follow them, the zombies get into the mall, they got to leave the mall. What? I just like you're babb-ba-ba-ba- and da-da-ba- and then blah-ba-ba-ah-ba- It's like, it's fucking, it's paint by the numbers at this point.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Yes, it is. And there are so many people, like, sometimes people die and you don't even realize they're dead. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, you're like, so easy to follow everybody. And also, they put fur coats on as soon as they realize they're going to be in the mall for a while. It was like, that's exactly what you do. You put on fur coats and diamond rings.
Starting point is 00:29:49 That's right. You just dressed like Joe Nameth going to a football game. Wow, great. Sports a boat. Oh yeah, you already explained that to me. He's the asshole. He's the asshole. They're all going to take the boat. The other asshole, not the security guard asshole, who has this weird redemption arc that
Starting point is 00:30:13 I also don't care about. I don't believe that that guy went from caring about only himself to the days or whatever. So we're gonna take this stupid boat and go to a fucking island and it's not gonna make any goddamn sense. That's what we're gonna do. I'm in. Okay, so we're here in a place that is secure and has supplies. We're gonna go outside and go to an island with no supplies. Yeah, why? That may or may not be invested with Zambos.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Zambos. Zambos. Mambas. The better Starburst. You like a Mamba? Me too. Are they cheweier? They're like less, they're less sticky. Okay, they go down easier. They're less chews per bite.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Maybe I'm thinking of a, oh god, what are this? Now and latheals was like the candy that like... You got a high school football game, you just threw it with the other team. When you ran out of Mary Janes to talk to him? What is this earwax or honey? What's going on here? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:16 So yeah, his fucking redemption arc. dumb. He's like, I'm just buff, who cares? Oh, and at some point Anna has said to, uh, to Steve Ty Burrell's character, she's like, if you turn, I'm shooting you, he says if I turn, you can shoot me. And she's like, oh, I will. Oh, that's what it is. And it's like, oh, this is not foreshadowing. A gwin. The van, the van, so they're in, the the van, so they get out of the mall, the van that they're in gets turned over, Ty Burrell and Bing Rames. And this is where the chainsaw accident happened. They were like, we need to get rid of these two characters. How are we going to do that?
Starting point is 00:31:54 Let's have him fall on her with a chainsaw and then drop the chainsaw on himself. Why did, why did you even, neither of them had their their their except the girl to get fucked and the guy to cross dress. Oh, for sure. So stupid. I... Those buses were designed, like, obviously the guy that Anna falls in love with is just a 12-year-old boy by the way that he designed those. You have to put a chainsaw outside and you can me, mn, me, me, m, me, down. It'll be great. And she's like, that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. What are you fucking talking about, you, psycho?
Starting point is 00:32:27 Maybe she just, she just cracked at some point. I guess. So Steve runs out of the bus and leaves Vingraims, who turns around and smiles at him to get shoots him. And he should get the boat key. Yeah. And then they make it to the marina. I like really didn't understand what she was doing with that key. I had already forgotten about them.
Starting point is 00:32:54 I forgot where they were going. Oh, we forgot when they first leave the mall, there's the scene where C. the scene where of zombies. Right. And there's like a buff zombie that picks it up. Yeah, what was that guy? He looked like a pro wrestler or something. Gold dust. Picks up the thing and it's just like staring at it. And CJ explodes it, and it explodes all the zombies.
Starting point is 00:33:19 But not their van. But I liked what everyone's just looking like, oh, shit, that it it it it it it it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's. thi's. thi. thi. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoooooooooooooooooo. th. th. the. thooooooooooooooooooooooo their bus. They're fined. Yeah. But I liked what everyone's just looking like, oh, oh shit, that worked. Yeah. But I mean, he blows up several propane tanks, right? Yeah, yeah, OK. Well, there's the giant one. Yeah, I'm so tall. That he kills himself with himself with it. Right. They should have stolen a duck boat. Right? You like a duckboat? No, I don't like a duck boat? You ever been on one?
Starting point is 00:33:46 No, I never been on one. I took a bunch of, um, when I was volunteer teaching GED prep and ESL classes, we took all our ESL students on the one. They had a wonderful time. They like let them all on the river. You just have anybody try to have a duck boat. You can. I guess with the duck boats, anybody can drive them. But they are the perfect zombie apocalypse vehicle. It's true. Because you can go on water with them.
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Starting point is 00:35:26 What are you talking about? None of this happened. Are you sure? You watch the director's cut. Alan, here's how the movie end is. Okay. I'm gonna tell you how the movie. Okay.
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Starting point is 00:36:13 Are we done with the what? I'm done. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the situation. Oh, I know. I was like, I wonder if Kay's gonna watch this out of the credits. She probably will. She probably will. No, why would I? The credits came on, started playing some dumb, dumb song. I had another shit to do.
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Starting point is 00:36:58 Because there's a camcorder on board, which is part sex tape for Steve and part filming their demise as the zombies kill them all. And that? That's fucking stupid. I'm furious right now and I'll tell you what, I was gonna be, I was gonna give this movie a semi-generous rating because it's got some, oh let's rate, you're ready to rate this bitch? 100% I'm gonna step out of the way. I think you should. Okay I was gonna th th to be to be th th to be th th th th to be th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the thi thi thi thi the the tho- tho-a' their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. theateateateate. tooooooooooooooooooooooooom-s. the. the. the. the. the write this niche. 100%. I'm going to step out of the way. I think you should. Okay, I was going to be somewhat generous because I think it was a movie that was made with love. I think it was a movie that was made that wanted to really make, take zombie movies and
Starting point is 00:37:34 hat tip to the ones of the movie in the credits. It goes throughout the credits. It's like seeing credit. Seeing credit. No. Sir, have you not seen a movie? I have. Not you. Behind me, Zach Sinclair? Have you seen any Zach Sinear movies? Name another? Uh, the watchman.
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Starting point is 00:38:31 I feel like you just talked to me in a soothing voice until I stopped talking. So much of that movie and the credit's so much. Yeah. You know what? Shove it up your ass. Not your ass. Zach Snyder. Someone's ass. Shove this up someone's ass who deserves it. It's actually not that bad though, you know? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Oh, man. I need to just, give it a five and a half. It's really grizzly. Is this our highest body count ever? Of like deaths on screen, you know, undead deaths too. Either this are probably 28 days later. Like, a lot of deaths. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Yeah. Yeah. There's so many fucking get like, look at the whole cast. And they're just killing zombies. And they're just killing zombies left and right and left and right there's this part where like someone has a gun in each hand and is shooting zombies and they hand the two guns to someone else and they start shooting the zombies like it's just dead zombie dead zombie dead zombie dead zombie dead zombie dead I'm gonna say it before I fucked up that was the last one I did there's no like there's no there's no real point where they're like god they they're like they're they're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. they. their they. their they. to. to. to. to. tooo. too. te. the the. their their their their their their their their their the used to be us, huh? Even though they killed a man, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:39:46 Even though they had this moment that was supposed to be tender, where they kill like one of their own, they kill a goddamn baby! Without anybody getting upset about it? No. There's like no moral compass to this movie. The analogous scene to when in the original Dawn of the Dead when Roger gets bit and Ken 4A has to shoot him.
Starting point is 00:40:07 That is legit sad. Yeah. Because they've become bestings. Yeah. Oh, they didn't just fall in love because they were both white people. Because they were both white people. I remember this movie really fondly. Really? I was like, thrown.
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Starting point is 00:40:50 Wait, no, why can't you? Get that guy from Marveling and Marvel's Marvels to tell me about it. That's the DC universe. Why would I know that? Basically, Superman has become like a god on earth, and he may not be doing all the good things he should be doing or some shit. I don't know. Superman? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:11 That's stupid. Well, he pretty much is a god, he's a nice god. I agree. He's like, he's like, he's a nice god. I agree. He's like, thrown. He's like, the period where all superhero movies had to be super dark. I like didn't see any of those new Batman's. I saw that I watch them be filmed but did not see them. You're fine.
Starting point is 00:41:31 You're not a comic book person. How do you know? Uh, because you've told me who I am. So a bunch of times you don't like going. You often say, is that a comic book book? I th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th I may have just said that a few minutes ago about something. And I even remember what now? This movie is six. And that's like so begrudging.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Yeah. It's not bad. It's just, watch Dawn of the Dead. Watch the original. You know, the zombies look a lot cooler in the d'a. Oh, for sure. The they're they're they're they're the they're the the the zombies. The they're the the zombies. The the zombies. The the zombies the zombies the zombies th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. tho. thi. thi. tho tho th th th th. the th. the the the the the the the six. the six. the six. the six. the six. the six. the six. the the six. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. they blue though? They all look like they've been underwater. And you definitely know someone who knows someone that was in the movie. Oh for sure. That like wasn't my home mall growing up, but it was, you know, it's close. Everything's gone now from the Monroe Mall.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Isn't it? Like all the others have having teen fist fights there. Well no, like all the stuff that stuff that's in the movie, like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the is close so you can't see the escalator anymore. All that stuff is, uh, I pointed up time. And I'm going to miss everybody. So that's Donald the Dead, remake, 2000. Why didn't we just do the original Alan? Because I thought it before you do this. Well, I like, peed myself a little, I just got so mad and couldn't control it. So, I got pissed and angry. I got pissing and angry.
Starting point is 00:42:47 And now I'm mad about that, so cool. I'm sorry. Whatever. You want to do a chopping mall next week? I do want to do that? That I will not yell, I will not yell. I just realized we're going on the Amazon Prime. I checked it while we were talking. Hell, it's also free of the DVD. I own of that movie. Oh, I'm certain it is.
Starting point is 00:43:07 I'm certain it's already in your DVD player and you watched it this morning. I think Super Tupers is still on the internet. You want to do that the following week? Is it April Fools? So leave us a review on the internet, on your favorite podcatcher, as they say on podcasts. They say podcatcher. Podcatcher is a real thing though, isn't it? Is that an app?
Starting point is 00:43:32 I don't know who cares? Let us know if we're influencers yet from the last episode. I'm sure in the two weeks we've become influencers. I mean, I think we'll know when we're influencers, right? Because like, Hello Fresh will be giving us money. Hello Fresh. I got Hello Fresh, it's okay. Well, there goes that Hello Fresh money. They always fuck up my shit, though.
Starting point is 00:43:56 It's like, I get so mad at them. They always fuck up your shit? You like, sometimes I'll get like the protein from one meal and then like the ingredients to a meal that I didn't get and I'm like I can't make this, this is hamburgers. Like, I can't make sushi? You sent me chicken like. And like sometimes they just don't deliver it into like Tuesday. Oh my God, where's this been all night? You know what I mean? Where's my hello? their thus. the this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this the the the the the the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell is the hell cut this? I don't know. They're not going to sponsor us, are they? Neither is Casper Matras. I have a Casper and I love it. Oh, yeah.
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