Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 180- The Stuff (1986)
Episode Date: June 11, 2018 It's Week 1 of our new listener appreciation initiative and we're already yelling! This week's film was suggested to us by a listener named JAM-- the 1986 dessert-themed horror film "The Stuff." Sp...ecial topics for your consideration include: courting Big Cookie for potential sponsorship opportunities, Tangy Taffy and Laffy Taffy, Allen's all-time favorite film "Good Burger," Famous Amos remembered, Law & Order actors and controversial opinions on a variety of topics. Do you love bananas horror films of the 1980s? Check out some of our other reviews of the era, such as our very first episode, Episode 1- "Warlock," Episode 25- "The Pit," Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 53- "Halloween III," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 137- "Monkey Shines" and Episode 171- "Ghoulies." Sorry I couldn't narrow it down any more, there are SO MANY! Have you seen this movie? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." You know you want to listen to that-- catch it at goodeveningpod.podbean.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.Â
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I scream, you scream, we all scream, what the fuck is this movie?
For big ice cream?
What is this movie?
What is this movie?
This movie is baffling.
I'm this movie was suggested to us by,
Listener, Jam!
Jam!
that's the movie, thiiiii.
This movie was suggested to us by listener
jam. Jam! That's right, with his cargo shorts and his patchworks.
The stuff.
Katie, this movie got me thinking though.
Did it? Is this a movie that made you think?
Like Cabin fever?
It's a thinker. Maybe we should be courting the money out there.
I mean, there's money to be made in podcasting.
I know.
Allegedly.
Uh, so maybe we should court a big conglomerate corporation.
Okay.
I love corporations.
They're people.
Wait.
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Yes, what you got?
Cinnamon bun?
I can't believe that's real.
I grabbed gross flavors of Oreos for us to try.
What is that?
Firecracker.
Firecracker.
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This is the salted caramel Orioles.
I'm starting with that, because I think that's gonna be the worst.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Really?
Don't you think?
. end with. Okay, yeah, because that's how you end. All right. Exactly. Salted caramel thins. Thank you, by the way, for thinking of such a good game
for us to play. It was actually, somebody tagged us in the new Oreo flavors. Unfortunately,
I've forgotten your name right now. I'm sure you had a nice one though. That's so, uh, not relevant to what we do, but I loved it. That's really good. These are. These are, I are, I are, I are, I are, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thin. It is very thin. It's about the thickness of two saltines, I would say.
Yeah, I mean, it's like half of one Oreo cookie.
It's just, okay.
It smells, let's let's give this its stew.
It smells like butt hole.
It's a wet butthole.
It smells like a piss mattress. Yeah, it smells like an Airbnb wish you'd sprung for a better one. We're not doing very good at courting Big O'Rea.
Oh right.
Mmm, mmm.
Pissy mattress?
All right, here we go.
Could be worse.
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Yeah, it's not.
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Yeah. You got a lot of taste buds in the back of that tongue. That tongue.
Mine specifically. All right, that's good. I'll probably only eat six or seven more. that thii. I'm cinnamon cookie. I feel bad that you wasted your hard-earned money on this.
I mean, nabisco.
Bing!
If I can get us in good with big cookie?
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Sure. You double stacking Oreo? Oh hell yeah. I'll double stack double stuff. I'll quadruple stuff.
Wow. This smells a lot better.
Smells like a little bit of cinnamon.
I do love cinnamon as a flavor. Yeah. Yeah, these are falling right apart.
There's no stick to-. Stick this together. Oh, it doesn't task as good as the other one.
See, this one tasks worse than it smells.
What do you do an Oreo?
Why are you trying new shit, Oreo?
I have a question. What are you going to do with the rest of these Oreos?
I'll take them to game night and on those animals will eat them in a second. Sorry, Bozo's. Hi, MacBull. You're not a Bozo, but I bet you eat these.
Because they're cookies and they're in front of you, like I'm going to eat a bunch more of them,
you know. I mean, it's not, this is not terrible, but I wouldn't purchase it. I will say the thin for taste testing, gone very quickly, which I enjoyed.
I'm still on this, this is it in my bed.
And finally, let's cap it off with fireworks.
I feel like I need to cleanse my palate, hang on.
With water.
We're four and a half minutes into this.
Oh good.
I'm glad I'm glad.
. of firework is chocolate though. Yeah. Because I like, I love the chocolate Oreo cookie. It's not that sweet. I like it a lot. Thank you. This is a limited edition one. The other two are here
to stay. This one's a really good one is the peanut butter Oreo. I like that a lot.
Oh. They're pop rock tip.
Not getting any popping.
Uh-oh.
Did they forget it?
Are these just regular Oreos?
Oh, no, I see specs.
Maybe they're just, uh, I don't know what they are.
What's going on here?
It's very strange.
Trader Joe's makes a candy bar, a chocolate bar, that has the pop rocks in it.
It is spectacular.
This isn't popping.
I'm not a pop.
Zero pops.
Do you have to pop?
No.
Well, what the fuck?
I mean, I ate an Oreo, so I'm happy.
I'm going to eat these.
We're going to eat them.
Yeah.
All right. Alright, well that's the best, Obs. Yeah. Cinnamon Bun was the worst, in my humble opinion.
I think the flavor of Cinnamon Bun was better than the Thins, but the Thin was less, so it felt
less bad.
I can't get over the smell of the Thin.
No, it was intense.
Kissy Madras.
Well, thanks for listening.
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ambulance? Oh boy. I think we probably blew it. We often do.
Yeah. Someday we'll be rich. We'll discuss that next week.
So let's get into the stuff. Can I show you my notes for the stuff?
Oh, I can't wait. It's either. Can I guess? Yeah. Blank page? Or 10 pages of notes.
Nailed it the first time.
Blank, totally blank.
100.
I wrote the stuff at the top.
What happened?
I just...
Were you engrossed?
I was, I was just laid face down and watched this movie.
I feel like those two side. I laid belly down. How about that? So this is a movie directed by Larry Cohen.
You know him?
I do, from a movie called Q. the Winged Serpent the Serpent God thing, that invades New York
City.
It also stars Michael Moriarty, the star of the stuff.
You mean ADA, Ben Stone?
Ben Stone? Who's? Oh my God, just watch a couple seasons of Law and Order.
The person who recommended this movie to us said something like,
it has more A-list celebs.
I will not concede A-List, but I will concede that it has a number of people who go on to star in Law-O-N-O-O-N-O-Lor.
Paul Servino? I don't know. I don't think so. And Michael Moriarty, who plays Ben Stone, who is an assistant district attorney who loves
the law above all else.
Oh, I see.
I didn't realize he had a career after these like 70s and 80s movies.
Yeah.
Exciting.
He's, I really like him as Benstone.
He's first four seasons.
Does he have the weird southern accent in that too? No, he speaks like a human. You want them.
It comes and it goes in this movie though, doesn't it?
It really does.
I mean, it's got Garrett Morris, who is a chocolate chip Charlie.
What is his role in this film?
To make fun of Famous.
I get it now.
Oh, I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm going to punish myself by eating into the fireworks Oreo. Apparently Mira Sorvino is in it as a factory worker? Miri Sorvino. Miri Sorvino.
Mira Sorvino. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I mean, Sourvini. And Patrick
Dempsey is an underground stuff buyer near the end of them. Yeah. But I did see Abe Vagoda. I did see it. And that was that the Where's the Beeflate?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's pretty good.
Claire a Peel or whatever her name is.
Yeah.
I should have more to respect.
RIP.
And to Ape Vagoda.
Both dead.
We've lost the snow? Oh yeah I forgot about this. I mean it's one of those
cold opens where you're like I don't need to know this. Where maybe I started in
the middle of the movie it didn't realize it. Yeah. Because it feels like the
guys halfway through a line of dialogue when we can do it and then I'll do it.
What? What? Kevin? So he finds some squishy white stuff in the ground and, sniff sniff sniff, taste it.
Yeah.
And this is delicious.
I don't give a fuck if it's delicious.
Do not put that in your mouth.
And his friend's like, no, I'm eating this stuff.
And his friend's like, I don't eat snow.
He was so disgusting. Yeah, because it's disgusting.
Wait, you don't eat snow? It's on the ground. Do you drink rainwater from the gutter? No, because it's
dirty. You eat the snow that's on the top of the other snow. Because you're 10. Spoilers
for snow? It's just water. Just go inside and get some water. Famous. Famous. Famous. Hey, guess what?
Yeah. There was no popping in that one either.
Yeah, it's popless.
This is bullshit.
We've even sold a bill of goods.
Let's return this.
Let's go to Target and return this shit.
Maybe Target will sponsor us.
Look, we're returning things responsibly.
We'll eat some of them.
We'll eat some of them. But the dude is immediately like, oh this is delicious, we could sell it to people.
What?
I don't know.
It looks like spackle and or marshmallow fluff.
Yeah.
It's shitty yogurt, it seems, yeah.
It sometimes requires refrigeration and sometimes doesn't.
Oh, yogurt that doesn't require refrigeration weirds me out.
Is there such a thing.
Oh yeah, like gogerts, so you can just leave them shit on a shelf. Oh wow. Yeah. I don't know about that. So you think with mayonnaise packets?
I'm like, that should be in the fridge. That's mayonnaise. Oh man, I love mayonnaise.
Controversial opinion. Manaise is great. People think they don't like it, they just don't want to admit it. Yeah. Yeah. You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you lying you lying you lying you lying. You lying. You lying. You are lying. You are lying. You are lying. You are lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. I you're lying. I they they they're lying. I to you're lying. I'm like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I they they they they're like. I they they're like. I they're like. I they're like. I they're like. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th admit it. Yeah. You're lying to yourselves into me. This is Katie's controversial opinion for her mayonnaise.
So then we go to this kid who looks like he's about 35 years old, but just in the face.
But a baby, baby body.
And his brother, who's his real life brother, they look exactly alike.
They both have piercing blue eyes.
I liked that. I liked that they were real brothers because when they get in that scuffle later you can tell they like
are used to fighting each other. We wake up, we joined this kid in his bedroom. He's real itchy
because he doesn't have any screens in his window. Yeah, it's like to 1985. They've invented screens. For a while. Yeah, it's like to 85. They've like, it's, they've, they've, they've they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they've like, they. It's like, they. It's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, like, like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, like, they're like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, think he did like commercial voiceover work in the 80s. I feel like he's from like margarine ads.
Lando Lakes. Yeah like Parkay. He's a real dick that dad is. Yeah what is that
dad doing? Why is he? He's eating the stuff and it's messing him up. Oh I assumed he was just an abusive father. Maybe that's the starting line he had and then the stuff. Yeah I think this this this this this this this this this this this the th. Yeah. the movie the the th. the the th. He's the th. He's the the the th. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He's th. He's the th. He's the th. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's the. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the starting line he had and then the stuff.
Yeah, yeah, I think that's his baseline.
Because this movie gets going right away where the kid goes down, opens the fridge and the stuff is like crawling around?
Okay, I want to lay some things out here.
I mean, I'm going to ask some questions and you're going to lay them out. Is the stuff's goal? Wait, let me start, let me back up, bupah.
What is it stuff goal?
That would be forward, just faster.
Is the stuff sentient?
It seems to be.
Does the stuff make decisions to further its goal?
I think for total war-old domination, yes.
How?
How will it dominate?
By marketing.
So the corporation that makes the stuff, yeah.
It's basically getting people addicted, so stuff, sell more stuff.
And profit, question mark, question mark, question mark is poison.
Poison them into buying more. Right. Right. Right. And profit. Question mark, question mark, profit. But the question mark, question mark is poison. Poison them into buying more. Right, right, right. But then they die? Question mark? Yeah. That doesn't seem like a great product.
Do you know what Larry Cohen based this movie on? Tell me. Cigarettes.
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You don't have a brain anymore.
Your head, your head is basically like a hollow plastic tube.
Yeah, filled with some pink.
Yeah, just a little pink.
This would be presupposes that your skull is empty.
Anyway, go on.
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marketed the shit that's going to kill you. But you're like you should want
more and more and more and more interesting. Interesting. Yeah yeah yeah.
How about the stuff commercials? Love them I love those jingles.
They're very good. Nicole knows what she's doing and I love every outfit she wears in this movie. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And like the the the the the the th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th and like th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And the the the the the the an thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thee. And the. And those jingles. Fucking amazing. They're very good. Nicole knows what she's doing.
And I love every outfit she wears in this movie.
I love that there's the Where's the Beef Lady?
Yeah, what did she?
Like, how much do you think they got paid?
She got paid for this?
A ton. You think?
Yeah, I hope so. her, I think she died a couple years after this.
Oh, bummer.
But like this was in like the three-year window that she was hugely popular.
She was everywhere.
Yeah, and then she just wasn't anymore.
And then she, well, because she died.
That's one. So then we go to, oh, I have the note that this kid should run away and join the monster, the monster, the monster, the monster, the monster, the monster, the monster, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that this kid should run away and join the Monster Squad. Yeah, he was a perfect fit. He was very precocious.
And like very willing to disobey his parents but didn't seem like a bad kid.
No. So that's interesting. Because he knew right from wrong.
Yeah. Which is why he hooks up with a 45 year old man later.
And trust him implicitly. Also his mother is so Canadian. Jason, close the fridge, Jason. Is that what Canadian sound like?
You got it.
Why do I have the note, big girl likes the stuff?
Oh, that was in the commercial.
She's like, well, a woman's like, when you're a little kid, you like this, but when you're
a big girl, you like the stuff.
She was like staring into your soul.
I didn't like her. fucking you with the stuff. Yeah. So that we meet big ice cream on a river in a
boat together. Okay they were big ice cream. They were all different big ice cream.
Yeah, yeah. You got your 80s. Your little bunny or blue bunny, sorry. Your bunny, your
your Ben and Jerry. Ben, I feel like they wouldn't have made it. They were on like a raft.
The too indie. Yeah, no, no, they were just, they were running late.
They were smoking weed to get there in time.
You got your, uh, I'm sure there are other brands.
Oh yeah, there's probably other, yeah.
What's the one that goes, they're shw bring the ice cream to my door. All I get is this woman driving a van, smoking a cigarette,
speeding down my street, not stopping at stop signs, because that's fine.
She doesn't bring you anything.
No, not without like spare change.
Can we, uh, pot down for a second and talk about human beings?
Uh-huh. And how they confuse me?
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And it doesn't remember where his locker is.
So then proceeds to open every locker that doesn't have a lock on it.
Just walking around naked.
Why didn't you even towel?
I didn't even towel?
I was just like, what's it?
What's going to give you the look? I mean I did because that's what you do.
Old dude?
No, no, very young, much younger than me.
Really?
Very confusing human beings are.
People are so weird.
Is this part of the episode?
Yeah.
Okay.
That was Alan's. Moe fucking Rutherford. Michael Moriarty. Gentleman.
Gentleman.
His bangs are obscene.
They're not fit for human consumption.
It was like, we all know your bald,
like, those aren't the mow haircut you gave yourself is not going to fix anything.
No.
And when he appears in law and order about five years later,
he has just fully embraced the bald.
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Yeah.
So they brought him in because he's former FBI?
Yeah.
If he got fired from the FBI, it sounds like.
For being too honest or something.
Sure, as we all, I've definitely been fired for that too.
Actually, it was for not knowing anything about real estate law as it turns out. As soon as he shows up, I have the note, I'm so into this fucking movie already.
Oh my god, yeah.
I'm so on board.
I love him because he's a hundred feet tall and he's just wearing like dinky cowboy boots
for the entire movie.
And fans that are just like, he should be wearing like a 32 length and he's wearing
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in this kind of shit being said,
I'm real into, he calls all the corporate guys sweaty palms.
Yeah, that's sweet pumps, sweaty palms?
He's funny.
He is funny.
His character on lawn order is not funny at all.
So I was very know that.
Doc, Doc ice cream.
Doc Turkey Hill.
Listen, you're working big ice cream.
You see jails getting broken all the time.
It's true.
I love that like a quarter way through this movie, half way through this movie, I was like,
this guy never punches anyone twice.
He bunches the one and they're gone. Yeah. Just one and done. Well, you can tell it's really hard by the sound the The pshed. Can you put a punch sound effect on there for sure? Thank you. There it is
But like everyone he's charming right, but not that charming because everyone in this movie just fucks him right away They fuck him or they go with him or they're his best friend. They like it's crazy. They like? It's like? they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they. they. their. their. their. their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. It's crazy. So many envelopes sold with money are being fast-backed for it.
I didn't even know who some of the people giving him money were.
I was like, have I seen you before in this movie?
Nope.
All the old ice cream guys look the same.
So I didn't know when they showed back up who was a good guy, who was a bad guy.
I didn't know who anyone was. They'll just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like the Trump. Wow, political.
Um, controversial opinion.
Trump's cabinet is full of white dudes.
Is that controversial?
Yeah.
There's Ben Carson.
Is he still there?
I feel like he's just been sleeping under his desk and he died and they forgot about him.
Oh, wow.
He looks so peaceful though.
I'm a fucking idiot.
Not a controversial thinian.
So, Mo immediately was like, yeah, I'll take the job.
I'll find out what's going on.
I find out where this shit comes from.
Oh, gentlemen, I've got this.
So what they're hiring him to do is get the recipe for...
Yeah, because they want that special recipe that everyone's going nuts for. Okay. Oh the stuff. Oh the stuff. Oh, oh the stuff, oh, oh, the stuff, oh, the stuff, the stuff, the stuff, the stuff, oh, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, oh, they they's they's thi, thi, to to tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. No, thi. No, thi. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- going nuts for. Okay, then here's... I hear not to fast forward, but I'm gonna for a second
year. Okay. At the end when he finds the quarry in which they're mining the
stuff? Yes, I said these words. He's like the only way we can prove it is by
stealing one of the trucks. But why? Because isn't it just full of the stuff? So are the curtains. You know what I mean? It doesn't prove anything.
No, no, it doesn't. Okay, fine. That's all I just wanted to verify.
I think this movie is to like, hey, isn't marketing fucked up?
Oh, god damn, I gotta make a movie around this, huh? All right.
But also then the marketing woman is our heroine. We like her from the jump. We were given no reasons not to like her. I like that you remember Nicole's name, Sand's Notes.
Did you see who this is? Oh, it's Wikipedia. Oh. It's Wikipedia. So he goes and meets
with different people. He goes to the commercial shoot and just immediately wins Nicole over to go
hang out with them? Yeah, he's like hi I'm here to talk to you and she's like, let's fuck. He's not that hot. It's sort of... I like that you qualified it with that.
Michael Mourney, slightly hot. Would. Would, but like not right away. Well, there's talk of dinner. He's just not that charming or that attractive. Yeah. Yeah. So he he tells her that he wants to buy their their their he her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their to to to their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. that. that. that. that. that.. Yeah. Yeah. So he tells her that
he wants to buy the her advertising agency because he needs her power. And we are to understand
that she is the entire mastermind behind the stuff. She has named it and she has convinced
everyone that it's great. Yeah. It doesn't seem like they need that much convincing.
No. Once they taste it. They just want to fuck that much convincing. No. Once they taste it. Yeah, they just want to, let's fuck it.
They want to fuck that.
I'm surprised nobody fucked a carton of the stuff.
I think this movie was made today,
someone would be fucking a gun.
Yeah, it'd be American pie.
So that we cut.
Like American pie with yogurt. American yogurt is the grossest name of a movie. Yeah. Yogurt is a word that the more you say it,
the more horrifying it becomes.
Yeah, it generates the flem that yogurt would make.
You eat yogurt?
Oh yeah.
I love yogurt.
Yeah.
I like that.
I like that.
I don't even know what that is.
Super thick. It might as's thicker it might as well be bread it's just super thick. No it's really good I like that stuff. Is that Sigis? Yeah yeah maybe they'll
sponsor us. That should smell like feet though. That's why you get with a little
bit of honey in it. My a sweetens it up. A co-worker eats that. I'm always like put
your shoes on and then I realize she's just eating stinky yogurt. But I like stinky foods in general. Give me a nice stinky cheese. I love a stinky cheese.
Yeah.
I like, I like the...
Here, may I suggest to you?
Oh, good old piss mattress cookies?
Stinky, Oreo.
All right, I'll do it.
They're so thin you can't grab the...
I know, you gotta get, because I think the thing with them being thin is you have to pick up like to pick 't have to smell this I could eat a lot more of them.
Oreos, take notes. As your religious acquisition for advertising, we want to let you know.
Ton down the stank on your Oreos. Roll stanky. Or. Because like it when we eat.
Or really up the stank and market that.
Yeah.
Stank-ass Oreos.
Stank-ass Oreos at your local target.
So we see Jason.
He's wandering the aisles of a grocery store.
Every time we see Jason, I forget that Jason has previously existed.
That's all. He's going nuts and smacking the stuff out of kids' hands.
Did you think that this was a dream sequence
because there's so much stuff and it was everywhere?
It was like piled up in the freezer, in the cooler,
on the shelves and like a freestanding display?
I was like, this can't be real.
I love what he knocked over the free staying display, and they were were were were they were they were they were they were they were they were obviously all empty because they're loud as hell. It was like...
I didn't but that makes sense that someone would think that.
Yeah.
Because it's, and he's like, what little kid is just like out of the gate smacking shit out
of other people's hands?
Yeah.
I'm like, chill little baby's hands.
And so he runs through the store, knocking stuff over and and people were like, hey, somebody stop that kid,
but nobody does.
It goes on for a while.
He then gets a rake and start busting out the glass cases.
That I, that's why I also thought it was,
because I'm like, what child is going to do that?
He's losing it.
He's fucking amazing.
What if this movie is actually just Jason's dissent into madness. Do you think that's possible? I thought you were looking that up to see if it was...
No.
He finally gets tackled to take it out.
And then we cut to Mo going to visit Danny I-Yellow.
And maybe the most confusing scene in this movie.
Yeah, just explain this to me.
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Right, but he's like, listen, it's not medicine, it's just dessert.
And you're kind of like, that all right then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
But he's got this dog that's real angry and like grow the dog later kills him. But why? The stuff?
And see I don't like that. Everything can be... Wait, maybe Wikipedia explains it. Hang on.
No. Because he shows the dog the giant pile of cartons of the stuff that he has. And he's like,
I'm gonna get something neat and I'm gonna get you some too. And then the dog the giant pile of cartons of the stuff that he has. And he's like, I'm gonna get something neat, I'm gonna get you some too.
And then the dog attacks him.
First the dog rips the phone out of the wall.
I like that a lot actually, because the dog was like, no, no, no, you're not making
a phone call.
And then stuff ising out of people.
Yeah, or dogs.
Or dogs?
And when he's talking to the dog, the dog name I think is Ben, which I also really like.
It's like, Denny, a yellow screaming Ben, no.
He's like, when he talks to the dog, talks to like an abusive father, he's like, okay,
we're gonna get it for you, don't worry.
This is not the first time Benz beat the shit out of the Denny.
Oh, man.
I shouldn't laugh at abusive Ben's.
A dog abusing his owner is kind of funny, isn't it?
It's kind of just desserts.
As the owner of two dogs, I I I I I thausing you, I feel. Well, I do get hit in the balls by
one of them at least once a day. Sure. You got to see any dog. Either them or the cats. So we keep hearing about this town of Stater, Virginia? Uh-huh. And so Moe goesthere, because Mo just goes wherever it leads him. Yeah.
And this is where we meet chocolate chip, Charlie.
He is insane.
Beautifully insane.
His fists are lethal weapons.
Yeah.
He is insane.
I don't know what is going on with him.
He's dressed like famous Amos, because he's wearing like the Stirl hat and the Hawaiian shirt.
I can't believe I didn't get that.
I'm a fucking idiot.
Who has thought about Famous Amos in the past like 15 years?
They still make them, don't they?
I have no idea.
I feel like they're in the sons of bitches who stole his company.
So they go into the post office looking for these sons or the gas station post office convenience store.
And on the counter my eye was immediately drawn to a thing called tangy taffy.
Whoa, is that real? Who's tangy taffy? I want to get down with some Tangy. I love Lafay Taffy. I love Lafay Taffy.
Yeah, you're gonna sing the song?
You'll Lafay Taffy.
Thank you.
Did you look up Tangy Taffy?
I didn't know.
I'll do it real quick while we're doing this. candy themed rap songs. And I stopped after tut-y-roll and Lafay-Taffy
because I couldn't think of any other ones.
There's that one 50 cent song about the candy shop,
but that's just about him getting a blowjob, that's gross.
Not the same thing.
Tangy-taffy.
It's real?
It's real.
It's on Amazon. I mean, Amazon will do it for you. But I'm gonna give them money. Yeah, it's not cheap either.
What? Tangy Taffy is expensive.
Oh wait, no, it said it was Tangy Taffy, and then when I clicked on, it's a Lafay Taffy.
God damn it, Tangy Taffy.
All right, I'll be looking.
to see, you see this? tangy taffy but when you click on it it's just laughy taffy. I wonder if tangy taffy was laughy taffy's original name. Okay I'll find out. Because tangy taffy is
not as catchy as laffy taffy. Go laugh hey taffer. It would not be a good
strip club son if you're like you'll tangy tangy taffi. So, well anyway. They go confront the post office man and he runs away.
He has the weirdest affect.
I don't know why.
It was like, he was, because we find out later that he's completely taken over by the stuff.
Yeah, do we? Yes, because he vomits it out.
He runs away into the back room.
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we see his mouth wide open and the stuff is pouring out of a door.
Right, because sometimes it's a wave and sometimes it's a snake.
Or I should maybe a fire hose would be a better descriptor.
And sometimes it's just like a tooth base tube.
Yeah, just so.
I have the note, he's grunting, they go investigate.
One of those precludes the other.
Agree.
So the stuff escapes out of window.
But why does it have to escape?
Isn't there just more of it?
Maybe it was alerting the town folk.
Because then the pitchfork-wielding town folks come for chocolate chip Charlie and Mo. This is a thing, a scene that I really liked where they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. the. I the. I the. I thee. I theeeat theeee. I theeee. I they're they're they're they're they're they're folk, because then the pitchfork-wheeling town folks come for chocolate chip, Charlie and Mo.
This is a thing, a scene that I really liked
where they're getting away in the boat
and the one guy's chasing them,
but he's just pushing the boat into the water.
And then like 15 minutes later,
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All right, let's go.
Let's go.
This car's not going to actually start.
I'm getting another cookie.
That's the sound of me doing that.
Why would you put these in front of me?
Let's get rid of them.
Thanks.
You got it. Jason's family is eating the stuff for dinner. And he's like, I just got a pop.
Oh, I thought it was your tooth.
Maybe it was.
So we just like find the pop in the package of Oreos.
Yeah, that was it.
All right, carry on. I'm sorry.
I'd like to see where the whole family's eating the stuff for dinner,
because it reminded me of when I realized that was an adult and I could have ice cream for dinner. Oh. Or ice cream for breakfast?
Whenever.
Yeah, you can eat ice cream whenever you want when you're an adult.
And his mom's like, yeah, we're eating.
It's great.
You should eat it.
And so his dad is like, you're going to eat this.
And I'll t, oh, that's so bad for your plumbing.
And did you notice the Motley Crew poster in the family bathroom? Yes, and the shower curtain was Return of the Jedi.
But this is the old, this is like right next to the parents' bedroom.
Yeah, they walked into it from the hall.
It wasn't like attached to his the family the family's into return to the Jedi and Motley Crew. Yeah. Also, who puts a Motley Crew picture and poster in the bathroom?
You know, maybe they just had so many Motley Crew posts.
Just about like Nikki Six watching you take a dump?
Yeah, I mean, isn't he always anyway?
Is he?
Is he dead?
No?
He's just looked all times. Mickey Six is perched on your roof like, ah! Like a weird gargoy off?
Kickstart that fart, go!
Kickstart your fart!
Oh my goodness.
So after he flushes the stuff,
he refills it with shaving cream, and then proceeds to go back to the stairs and eat
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Not, no.
No, me neither.
Why the fuck would you do then?
I didn't understand that at all.
And then he throws it up in the next scene,
which I thought was very funny.
And his dad puts his finger in it, don't like very much at all. A lot of people eating with their hands. Oh yeah. And they're just dipping their hands into the yogurt
and putting it in their mouths.
Like, I don't even let my baby do that
because I find it repulsive.
The movie starts the man eating out of the dirt.
You're right.
They said the bar so damn well.
It's true. makes a run, gets in the car with Mo, vomits in Mo's car. And he's just like rolled on a window.
He's so cool about it.
Did you know that sometimes he has a limo and sometimes he doesn't?
Mm-hmm. Why is that?
Yep.
Yeah.
Sometimes he's got like a K car, you know.
Oh, man.
They meet Mrs. Butterman? Don't remember her. No, me neither just have that note Oh, then they go to the the the factory whatever and there's a limo that's got the stuff stripes down the side of it, which are really like. Yeah, that's cool
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Oh really? I've heard of it for years but I just for some reason I've never seen it which is shocking to me because it seems like... This is right up your godally. So next we get a video of the commercial of Ava Gota and Clara Peller during the Where's the Stuff-S the Stuff. the Stuff. the Stuff. the Stuff. the Stuff? the Where's the Stuff? the Stuff. the Stuff. the the Stuff. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Stuff. the the the the the the the the the stuff. the the stuff. the stuff. th of th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te they. they. they. the the tea. the they. the the the the the the the the get a video of the commercial of A. Vagoda and
Clarapelar during the Wares the Stuff.
Yes.
A Vagoda seems either drugged or like he really doesn't want to be there.
He's just waiting for that, uh, that sweet, sweet good burger times.
Is he in Goodburger?
I don't think I knew that. Oh, man.
He's so good at it.
I wish we had a running count of the episodes in which you've referenced the film Goodburger.
I've only seen it within the last like year.
Yeah, so we could probably narrow it down.
Because it's been at least four episodes, if you all. Well, there's that one great review we got where someone just replaced the the the the the the th is th is that's th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Good Burger Review for our review. That's right. That is great. Yes.
So then Mo and Nicole are staying in a hotel room together? Yeah, they're fucking, because they're in love now.
But it's like almost 10, like they seem like a genuine partnership.
It's weird.
That's one thing I really liked about this movie is that like, all the acting's, yeah.
And like, I believe everybody doing this,
even chocolate chip Charlie is good
at being chocolate chip Charlie.
Yeah.
Oh, well, okay.
So, but like how that works out is,
Mo tels him to go see this man, he writes on a name,
and they'll meet back up. And then they meet back up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up thupchchchchchchchchchchchchch and chocolate, and chocolate, and ch ch ch ch and ch and ch and ch and ch and ch and chococococococococ, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their all, their all, their all, their their all, their their their their their their their th. the. they're the. they're they're they're all, they're all, they're all, they're all, they're all, they're all they're all they're all they're all all thea. the. th. they'll meet back up. Yeah. And then they meet back up and chocolate chip Charlie is like, he's like, where have you been? I never saw her
from the FBI guy and chocolate chip Charlie is like, eh? And that's it.
Until he, chocolate chip Charlie's all over the place. But it's just, why did you
even set up this subplot? Okay. I wonder if that was just like, oh we could write that or chocolate chip Charlie.
Do you think that they filmed other scenes with chocolate chip Charlie where we see him meet
his like eventual demise but they just got cut? Oh. Like we see him go see the FBI agent and then like
something happens to him there? Because he literally just appears in Act 1, disappears for
all of Act 2, pops up at the end of Act 3, like,
bleh! And then dies. Spoilers for Chocolate Chip Charlie.
Multiple times, I have the note, where is Chocolate Chip Charlie?
Yeah, I forgot about him too. I think I'm just so focused on Moe.
No, no space in your mind for Chocolate Chip Charlie.
Or Jason. Did you like the stuff, their pillows? No, because I didn't get it.
It was just in their pillows.
Did you think that was a dream sequence?
Because I did, and it wasn't.
This was the most visually stunning scene in this movie.
When they said, Mo's face?
Yeah.
So the stuff comes out of their pillows, Oh, I got this. Grabs an oil lamp, dumps oil on Mo's face,
and then lights it on fire.
I mean, that's a risk.
Paid off.
Nicole knows what she's doing.
Why is the stuff trying to kill them?
Because they're trying to figure out what's going on.
They're trying to stop the stuff.
I just, okay.
Okay. And then the stuff to kill you, it can just punch you to death. If you're getting in its way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, fine.
And then there's this great scene where the stuff comes pouring out of a mattress and
filling the room they're in.
And this like, dude comes running in to beat them up.
And he gets stuck in the stuff and let the set on fire? I think it's just like a local yokel. Okay. But I love a rotating room.
Yeah.
And it was really cool.
Like it looked awesome.
I don't know what, like when they have that much of the stuff, I don't know what it is.
Like, what I was wondering like what the consistency was or like what the, what they were using to make this material.
Yeah.
Maybe it's like that, uh, that, that, that, that, that, that, they they they th.
Maybe it's like that, uh, that homemade, uh, silly putty or whatever that all the kids are doing these days?
These days?
I think you're thinking of the dance, the flossing dance.
Have you seen that?
No, it's the flossing.
You're going to go further behind the eye on.
Do you want to show you?
Do thrown?
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Is this gonna be like butt chugging?
Uh, no.
That's it?
Yeah.
It's harder than it looks.
I've been trying to learn it.
You just floss back and forth.
Yeah, well, one arm. So yeah, the rotating room is amazing.
It just looks really cool.
Everything's catching on fire.
And his face is on fire.
Which is fine.
But he's totally grateful.
I mean, it does get the stuff off of him.
And he suffers no ill effects as a result of his face on fire.
No, he still kept those bangs.
Yeah, it didn't even affect his bags.
So they burned the whole fucking hotel down.
Yeah, fine.
They love it.
It seems, and they're like, well, bye.
This movie is just such random mayhem.
And there, everyone in it is saying very cheeky things.
You know what I mean?
It's one's very sassy.
Yeah.
We haven't even gotten to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, to, tho, tho, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, thes. You know what I mean? It runs very sassy. We haven't even gotten to a fucking, what's
his face, the military guy. Paul Sorvino? What is his character? What is he do? How did he agree
to do this movie? Are they the army? Or are they some rogue faction? I don't know because Jason says, so you guys
are the only army you need,
or something like that.
What does they mean?
Are you the army then, or are you a militia?
You, they're in a castle.
They're defending a castle.
In Georgia?
Yep.
Yep.
Okay, gotcha.
I mean, sometimes you're going to get big insecticide on this too. We just, just, the more brands we say, the more money we get.
Exactly.
Puma.
Both the animal and the show.
I want to, I want to get as many dual things as we can.
Okay.
Oh, I forgot to mention Jason's family home, it's the house from Nightmarine Home Street. No shit. Yeah.
That's cool.
Yeah, yeah.
So they started recycling characters because they go to the factory and like this is when Mo
puts on the jumpsuit to like sneak into it and stuff.
And...
Nope.
Oh, oh, oh, she, is this where she says, um, I hope you don't mind that I brought my male secretary along. We can see that, Nicole.
And she's in a truck and she gets attacked by the guy from the post office?
Oh, back when they're at the mines.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he's from the post office.
But he got all stretched out.
Yeah.
So weird.
Well, you can recover from being stretched out, like multiple people come back for it, not chocolate or Charlie, minder. No, or, well he busts up.
Yeah, he doesn't just stretch out.
Ah, his reservation is so gross to.
I mean, I love, I love the effects.
I do.
I love the effects, but it's like Larry Cohen wasn't sure how heads worked. I know he didn't do the effects, but I'm to blame him anyway because this is his movie. Everyone's head just bursts but it
bursts like it bursts like you stepped on a Tupperware container. You know
what I mean? Yeah, well like at one point somebody like punches somebody in
the head and it like it cracks like an egg. Yeah, that's not how how how heads work. Best joke in the movie is happening now after they steal the truc- the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's thurk. It's thurk just bursts thurk. It's the thurk just bursts thurnenenec, thurnec, but th. But thi bu bu bu bu bu bu. But thi. But thi. But thi. thi. thi. their just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just c. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they.e.ea.ea. It's they. It's they. It's they. It's. It's like. It's like. I. It's like. It's like. I. I'm. It's like. I. they. the how how how hits work. Best joke in the movie is
happening now after they steal the truck at the mining area and the cop pulls
him over and the cop goes, you know your host is hanging out. Oh yeah and Moe
says, well are you gonna arrest me for indecent exposure? But um
yeah fists to the air. He just assumed fathership of Jason and is telling dad jokes now.
Yeah, he is Jason's legal guardian as it turns out.
I mean...
So they trick the cop into eating the stuff and then one punch moa fucking knocks him the
fuck out.
Yeah.
Can you put the punch sound in there again?
There it is. And then
we meet Paul Servino. Who, they're, yeah. He's basically Alex Jones with an army.
Uh-huh. Because he's worried about the comm he's putting fluoride into our water and
turning the frogs gay. Everything he says is about liberals. Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand why he's in this movie.
Playing this role.
Saying weird shit like we've won every war we've ever been involved in it.
And the kid goes, what about NAM?
Yeah, and he goes, we only lost that one at home.
Come on.
So fucking weird.
I think the Larry Cohen must have had a weird uncle. You know? Uncle Paul. Yeah, who just said this weird shit.
Anyway, apparently he not all, he also owns radio stations. So that's, yeah, so they get on the radio and they're like, hey guys stuff is bad.
And everyone's like, oh, okay. It starts lighting billboards on fire. Yeah, and having huge bonfires of stuff in the streets. Say in burning down stuff like stands?
Yeah, they implode that one between the McDonald's and the KFC.
They're on fast food row.
What?
What?
Oh, man?
I don't know.
Oh, and also, um, Mo blew up the mine with the mine with like an explosive the size of like a D-cell battery.
It's got some plastic explosives with them. Sure it destroys an entire landscape.
I feel like in the 80s plastic explosives were everywhere in TV and film. Yeah, not so much anymore.
No I think in the post 9-11 world. I remember
being weirded up like as it was just like, it looked like sculpy and then you just stick
two pieces of wire and you have a bomb. An enormous bomb. So then we're at the record or the radio
station, chocolate chip Charlie shows up and immediately Paul Servino starts saying racist. Mm-hmm. Who would have thought that Alex Jones was racist? No, no, no, th. It it. It it. It it, no, no, no, no, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's th. It's thi. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it'sino starts saying racist shit to him. Mm-hmm. Who would have thought that Alex Jones was racist?
No, no, no, not that, not that believable and charming man.
So chocolate chip Charlie is filled with the stuff.
He gets Nicole alone and he erupts.
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for it.
It's clearly being kicked up by them.
Like they're clearly getting touched by it, but they have, they suffer no ill effects.
Until they, they said the goddamn room on fire.
The whole thing.
Why wouldn't they?
Why wouldn't they?
I don't know, because it's in a radio station that a bunch of people are in and like
it's owned.
No, and then they go and do the broadcast.
I'm sorry, that was my thought.
That was a loud clap.
I mean, fine.
If you have made it to this point in the movie, you're not asking why anymore. Well, there's the sea where where they where they where they where they they they they they they they they they they they they they're really see where they're like, where they're like, where they're like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd the the the they. they're, they're, they're, they. they. they're, they. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th this point in the movie, you're not asking why anymore. Well, there's the sea where they chop a cable in half,
and it's like this real clean cut.
And when Paul Served pulls the wires up,
they're just this frayed mess of electricity.
Yeah.
And you're like, fine.
It is what it is.
So then we get back to Mo goes to meet back up with the big ice cream guy. I was like, is this movie not over yet?
I like don't need to hear him proselytize anymore.
He's, I get it, he's the best.
I understand.
Because like, it's weird because he's coming down on Mo now.
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I didn't like that.
That's all.
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He goes back to this guy we met previously who's actually running the company that's
selling the stuff.
He has funny hair.
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A Lego B. Arthur, which I have to believe exists somewhere.
Oh yeah, for sure.
In this day and age, when Golden Girls is remembered as the greatest television show
that's ever existed?
Agree. I mean, it's pretty good.
Yeah, sometimes it gets really sad though and I just can't with it. That was like an 80s thing on sitcoms, right?
You had to get super sad sometimes?
There was like, we were gonna watch, I just wanted to watch something funny a week or two ago.
And so we put on the Golden Girls was like the next episode that was on, you know.
Yeah.
And in it, they go to a homeless shelter and spend, and their their they're homeless. And I was just like, the credits rolled now,
I was like, come on, Rob, how could you do that to me?
He was like, oh, is I supposed to know?
Yeah, I don't even know what show
you'd be safe on that they're not gonna have an episode like that.
There's always the serious sad music ones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a very special.
Yeah, yeah, a very special episode.
So, Big Ice Cream is in there with the stuff guy now. Big Ice Cream is like, yeah, we've, like,
no one wants the stuff anymore,
so now we're selling them the taste.
Same logo.
Same logo.
Same containers.
It's just, it's 88% ice cream and 12% the stuff.
Which will get them addicted but not affect them in other ways. They test it in a town in Iowa or something.
And then we go to the streets where people are selling the...
No, wait, no, no, no.
I'm sorry, I ran out of notes. What happens?
We, Moe pulls out a gun, and Jason walks in with a box full of the stuff,
and they force them to eat it at gun point.
And they're they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, thi tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho gunpoint. And they're like, you're not gonna do this in front of the kid. And Jason's like, I've been through a lot.
He's wearing like a leather jacket now.
Yeah, he's very tough.
He's most adopted son.
We can only assume his family's dead.
Yeah, he does say, Mo says he's an orphan.
Yeah, yeah. tells us in like a, talking directly to the camera from it. Then I realized it was like a TV ad?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That she is responsible for all of this
and thousands of people are done.
All right.
You're going to jail, Nicole.
Who's gonna be Jason's mom?
Who's gonna be most stuff bed partner?
Don't know.
So yeah, there's the, they make them eat all the stuff and the guys are like,
I don't want any more of it, it's so delicious.
Which is basically what I'm doing with these Oreos except they aren't even good.
And they're gone.
They're gone.
Yeah, they had to be taken from me.
And in the ads that we've seen earlier, there's the whole thing then enough then enough then then then then thin enough thin enough that that that thin that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the whole thing of enough is never enough. I like that a lot. It's a good marketing camera. It's good.
So there's a post-credit sequence in this, Katie.
I see that on Wikipedia.
I dislike it.
I'm going to, I'm docking at points for that.
Although, it seems like the movie didn't really need me to see it.
I will put it up there with the post-a post post post the screen and says, thank you, have a nice day.
Yeah, that's fine.
It's just a woman who looks at the screen and goes,
enough is never enough.
This is post-smugglers, like pulling crates of the stuff out of unmarked vehicles.
It's so ridiculous.
Oh boy, it's so ridiculous.
So that's the, that's the stuff. Wow. Yeah.
You want to rate this fucker?
Yeah, let's rate this fucker.
You want to go first?
Sure, this is really fun.
This is an exercise and extreme stupidity.
And I think if it would not have worked for me,
were it bad actors.
I think it is totally saved by competent acting in this just bizarre, satirical, like, just nonsense
movie where no one's motivations make sense and you don't know why any of it's
happening so but it's still fun which is not normally things that I like I'm
gonna give it a seven. Whoa, nice. I was gonna give a Nate but postcredit sequence,
drop it to seven. I going to give an eight, but post-credit sequence. Drop it to seven.
I think if it didn't have the satire in it, if it was just like dumb gross out stuff stuff for the sake of it? Yeah.
It wouldn't work. Yeah. But then it's got like the satire and the social commentary, it totally works. Yeah. I'm gonna give this movie an eight. I'm gonna give, I'm gonna bump it up. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the tho's tho's tho's thoes th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe. toe. to to toe. to toe. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the th. the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the. the. tho. thoo. thoooooooooooo. the. the. the. thoooooooo. toe. toe. toe. toe. t. to. Yeah. I'm gonna give this movie an eight.
I'm gonna bump it up.
I enjoyed the post credit sequence.
Ugh.
I hate that that, um, a post credit sequence,
your up vote cancels out my down vote.
I like to think that it evens it out.
Fine. Yeah, so that's the stuff.
that's the stuff. Katie. Alan. We haven't had an advertisement in a while. Is this where Oreos comes in?
It is not, unfortunately, where Oreos comes in.
Is it where Fig Nutons comes in?
Because I like them a lot better.
Fig Newton's are, I will just eat a sleeve of them without blinking and then feel like
a garbage humid afterwards.
What's fruit, Alan?
It's a big, fig nut. fig Newton. Do you remember when they used to come in all different flavors? I do and then they wised up. Yeah because those other ones weren't very good.
What were the other? Well anyway, cherry blueberry and grape? Was it? Was it? Yeah? Maybe that
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I want to find it.
Yeah, I'll find it for you later.
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Katie, can I take you to a little place that I like to call,
mail bag?
Yes, first I'd like to thank Jam for giving us this movie.
Oh yeah, Jam, thank you.
Also, stop sending us Dave Matthews, And places to hide your hacky sac so your teacher won't find them. Honestly. You're never going to graduate, Jam.
Pay attention in class.
Yeah, this is part of our listener appreciation episodes.
Yeah.
We're just going to keep doing them until we decide we can't do it anymore.
So in Mailbag I would like to read to you a iTunes review.
Yeah.
This one says, shook.
Shook! Exclamation point. Okay. Five-star review.
From Pro Nughugger.
Yes! You are my soulmate.
Well, let's see how you feel about it after I read this five-star review.
Okay, I'll get back to you.
The first time I heard this podcast I was quaking.
The references and callbacks to previous episode The first time I heard this podcast I was quaking. The references and
callbacks to previous episode make me shook. In my humble opinion or I. M.O.
There isn't a better horror podcast. Well maybe. Keep up the good work.
Wait what? I feel like it was just fucking my emotions in that entire review.
Well, name fucking names so we can hunt them down and speak kindly to them face to face.
You're still trying to get that feud going.
I know, no one wants to feud with us. And also I'm too afraid to feud.
I like the idea of a feud except being part of it.
Except yeah, I would like to just watch other people feud, which I guess is what Twitter is
for.
Ugh.
Beefing.
It's so weird.
Yeah.
Well, thank you for the review.
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That's it, they don't even exist.
And maybe you'll hear yourself on a future edition of...
Mailbag.
What are we doing next week, Katie?
We're doing another listener suggestion.
This one came to us on Twitter, I think.
It did. And the suggestion was liked by the director himself. It was.
So we felt like a little obligated.
Also, didn't the person say something like maybe someday you'll listen to me?
I need to read you this this tweet.
It's the best.
It has the best hashtag.
Okay.
Whereof ambulance should cover at that Kevin Smith's Tusk. It's super underappreciated.
HASHTag one day you might take my advice.
Yeah, click on that and see if there's anything else that comes to you.
It's just gonna be all tweets from my dad.
Get a job, Alan. Nope, that's the only one. That's the only one. All right. One day, maybe you'll take my advice. Well, that. tha. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the that. that's that's that's that's the that's that's the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the today. the the the only. today. the today. the the today. the today. with two M's as Barry.
Adam S. Barry.
Hey, what's up?
It's up Adam Barry.
We're doing it.
Oh, I thought it was Adam the Sabaro.
Is that not it?
Don't make me tell my Sabaro.
Love your mall pizzas.
Yeah, so that tweet was liked by us and Kevin Smith which I'm really
into. Boy oh boy. Do you think Kevin Smith was going to listen to this episode? No way.
He's too busy making other podcasts. Dude has a lot of podcasts. Does he? Yeah. He's got a
time for that. I don't know. Kevin Smith. Fair enough. Last I heard he just smokes weed and does podcasts. That's good on him. That's an American dream. That's. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh. th. thi. th. th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. I. th. th. I. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh's good on him. American Dream. Well, we'll be talking
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