Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 185- Deep Red (1975)
Episode Date: July 16, 2018We're back to the Argento well this week with the 1975 giallo film "Deep Red," suggested to us by listener Dan G (how did we miss making a DANG joke? Because we're not that good, really). Special topi...cs for your consideration include: smashing faces into glass, the pinnacle of inept police work, "Indian" wrestling?!, the effect of cutting like 1/3 of this movie, being super wiggy and seeing how many times we can say "giallo," obviously. Do you like Italian horror? Check out some of our other episodes: Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'Ultimo Squalo)", Episode 72- "The Beyond" and Episode 84- "Demons." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.Â
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I think it's over because we already saw the Gialo.
We already watched the Gialo.
What did we watch?
Deep Red.
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Sugge, to us by Dan G on Twitter.
Do we come up with anything for Dan G?
Dan Glover was the best that we came with last time. That was literally eight minutes ago. Dan, Little Sluggy. Dan, do you go by Little Sluggy? You do now. This is our return
to Argento, or second Argento movie. Yeah, it's been a long time. Sesperia was like episode
10 or something. Yeah, something. Was that a guest? No. That was you? That was a me. Yeah. I liked this better than Susperea.
Interesting because the version you saw of it is not a complete film.
What?
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I watched the version that's on Amazon.
The free one.
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There's an extra 20 minutes?
Yes, and you know what those 20 minutes are?
What?
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There's like comedy in this movie.
I think it was fine without comedy though.
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Untrained person is investigator. Would you agree with that? Untrained jazz musician.
I don't understand how he has so much time and interest, but whatever.
Because he doesn't seem particularly like,
he has no motivation to solve this.
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Well, that's another thing of these movies.
Usually the cop is like, oh, you can't leave town until we know what's happening.
So that's the motive. But this doesn't even have that. The cop is of all of the inept cops we've seen in a hundred and what 90 episodes of this show.
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in front of the little kid's shoes, the Christmas tree and all that with
the nightmarish children's song playing. Gets right into it.
La la la la la la la. Is that what they think children's music sounds like? Let me suggest a song to you. It's called Shake Your Sillies Out.
That's a good children's song.
It doesn't go, La la la la la.
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Okay, so we meet the telepath, Helga, Helga, who's hair is a phenomenal.
Is that a wig? It looks beautiful.
That's her real hair.
That's great. Her skin was great too.
I say like I fucking know.
No, I agree.
Oh, that's her hair.
You don't ever until look like that.
I was just asking. regardless, look beautiful.
Yeah. And Dr. Guadanino? Uh, no, that's Julianna. What the fuck is that guy's name?
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Jordano. Jordano. Jalo. And some other guy that I didn't like very much.
The ascot wearing guy.
I don't know why he existed in this movie.
They are introducing us to Helga, who is a telepath.
And they say that newborns are telepaths and then they grow out of it.
How the fuck you know that?
Oh, you can tell.
I just don't think you can.
They say a lot of bullshit in this movie.
Yeah.
In the edited version, they cut out.
There's like a card outside of the theater that says it's like a parpsychology conference. So they just cut that out and you're just like dumped into this thing.
You're like, why would that get cut though? Like, why that of all things?
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It's so cool.
This is all in Rome.
Yeah, Rome and the interior stuff is in Torin.
Oh, okay.
Or Turin, or I don't know.
Mm-hmm.
So yeah, they're at the parapsychology thing and she starts bugging out? Well first she says I see things the moment they occur and I was like yeah bitch me too like that's what
seeing is but then I understood what she meant. I also see things the very
moment they occur. You know? It wouldn't be impressive if it was any other time you
would probably want to get that checked out.
Yeah, but she bugs out. I love that she's like,
okay, I'm good. I'm good. I'm fine. Yeah, right? Like what caused the break? And then there's a lot of drooling in this movie? Does he think that white stuff comes out of your mouth when you die?
Because I don't think it does. I'm not a death expert, but I don't think it does.
Katie, death expert. Death expert. Death expert. Yeah.
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Like even if you did that, you would wipe your face with your hand.
She just lets it drip all over her perfect chin.
You know that was directed to her too.
Yeah, they were like, spit it.
Spit it and don't wipe it.
Spit no wipe.
Spit no wipe. Aren't you so glad you don't have to hear other people's thoughts? Just like the guy with the keys in his pocket, just like mundane shit.
You just walk by someone on the street and they're like, gotta take a dump, gotta take a dump.
You know, you're like.
You know, you're like.
Oh, the dump song.
I love the guy with the keys in his pocket.
I love the keys in his pocket, which I mean really, come on, I can guess that most people do. Do I have keys in my pocket?
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I better hold it with my hand while I sit here.
Why are you holding your keys, sir?
That's the audience looks like an audience of serial killers.
Yeah, everybody looks bad.
But she starts freaking out freaking out, she goes, death, blood, our blood.
Yeah, why?
Whose blood?
Who's blood?
And then whoever she's looking at,
we're like POV of them.
And they go to the bathroom.
Oh.
And they put on their leather gloves.
Yeah.
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What are those?
Why are those?
Tell me about those.
Is that explained in the other movie?
No, of course not.
No, all right.
It's just, this movie loves a close up.
Like when the guy puts a needle on the record and you're like on the record.
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But the problem with that, is that the murderer is not a child.
What now? Yeah, I mean I don't want to spoil this one for you.
The murderer is a grown-ass woman.
So why are all these child things?
To throw you off the case, I think.
I mean, I guess it did.
I think the seashell was just an enormous seashell
hanging on the wall of her apartment.
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Her apartment were it's, she doesn't own that place. I don't know, she's renting.
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She says my, because she's talking on the phone
and she says, I want this to happen during my stay in Italy.
So she's just fucking hanging out.
I'd be like, get me out of here.
You wouldn't be like, this is when we meet, man, I have the note, hunky David Hemming.
You think he's hunky?
No. He looks like he's made out of clay.
But he was like a heart throb when he broke in the 60s.
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This was 75?
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So he witnesses the murder of Helga.
We see her in her apartment on the phone and then she hears the la-la-la music
and then someone comes in and meat cleaves her.
Didn't see that she can't see the future because otherwise you would just say, why didn't you see that coming, right? She sees it at the very moment it occurs, though, I'll tell you what.
That scene is also cut down. There's a few more wax with the, uh, okay. And when she gets
shoved through the glass, there's like lingering shots of her head to the glass and stuff.
It's a funny mannequin one that happens. I liked it a lot. But as a psychologist, and I am.
Why do you think Argento loves shoving women's faces through panes of glass so much?
That's a good question.
I think he probably has something to do with his mother.
Mm-hmm. Because he's done it to his daughters in movies and his wife and all sorts of different people.
I mean, cool guy. Yeah.
He did.
No, still making movies?
Has in a couple years.
Last one, well he did the mother of tears,
like he did a movie that was a huge flop called Gialo,
starring.
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You mean from the village?
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We meet David Hemming, he sees the murder happen, he's hanging out with his friend in front
of the blue bar.
Yeah, that looks like the famous Nighthawks painting.
That's so weird.
Why does that bar look like that?
I don't know.
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So like, why don't you get off his back? That's what I'm saying.
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street drinking out of a glass. Yeah it's classy.
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And he runs up and touches everything.
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It's so dumb.
You are skipping over one of my favorite lines of dialogue when Carlo and Marcus are talking about piano playing and then like Carlo says for me the piano is a beautiful
woman and I just love to tickle her fanny. Yeah I just ignored that.
Yeah he also says a lot of gross stuff later because they hear screaming and he says
some shitty stuff about rape that's the real big bummer. Yeah.
And then after the, well, Marcus is at the murder scene.
Gianna Bresi shows up,
aka Dario Nicolotti,
aka at the time Dario Agunto's wife.
Yep.
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She looks like a doll. She's a very doll-like. Yeah. That's all.
She's very animated. Yeah, I like her.
So nobody's like, except for the people who actually speak English are speaking English in this movie.
They're doing like approximations of English. Yeah. So like, Missy was like, oh, they're speaking Italian. I'm just like, nope, they're actually speaking gibberish.
Yeah.
And you can tell them just like, ma'am, mar, mar, mar-m-mah-mah.
Watermellan cantaloupe.
And she's like doing it extra hard, and it's great.
Yeah.
She's emoting. this crime scene and is just allowed to photograph it. That's fine. Also, the cop is not doing anything.
No.
No.
No.
He's very pompous.
And the, uh, Marcus asks him about moving a painting.
And the cop's like, oh no, we're very careful to move and to not move anything.
Like, no, you're fucking not.
Everyone's touching everything.
They all practically come in playing basketball. Yeah, right. They Harlem Globetrotter all over this apartment.
Uh, that we cut to the funeral?
Yeah.
Well, okay, sure.
And then for some reason, like, David Heming is just all in on investigating this crime now.
And it's not like he even knew this woman.
It's like it was his neighbor. It was just a woman who was renting the place. Like, can you imagine seeing like any street crime?
Like, there was recently a bunch of kids that were like bashing cars on my street.
I can't be like, I can't imagine me like, I gotta figure this out.
No.
You're like, oh, I've got to move my car.
Wup, I have a dead on my hood now.
Yeah.
Can we get your car? Yeah. nothing occur, like why did the funeral scene? I don't even remember the funeral scene. Like, do I need to have remembered it?
No, okay.
There's nothing that happens there.
It's a nice Jewish funeral, like, you know,
the rabbis saying rabbi stuff?
I don't remember this at all.
Huh. Yeah.
I mean, it was me didn't happen.
Yeah. We did are the best cemeteries I've ever been to. I'm sure.
Rome, you do cemeteries right.
They ride around her car, which is all kinds of fucked up.
That's funny, I like that scene.
That's, I guess, a good comedy scene.
Yeah.
Yeah. Where his seat just drops down, to get out of the car, both of them
have to go through the sunroof and they both go through at the same time and hilarity ensues.
Why is the one guy, why is that doctor guy recreating Helga's speech?
Like he's acting it out in the movie.
Because they have to look out at the audience and see if they can figure out what row she was looking at. You can't figure that out, sirs. And he's like a seventh, no, no, no, eighth row. Just by redoing her dialogue. Yeah, it's really fucking stupid. And they're also like
the lights were on. We couldn't see anything. But we know she was looking at the seventh or,
okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. That's so weird. I really like Guadanino. I liked like that. I like that. I like that. I like that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy that guy. I like that guy. I like that guy. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. I like like like like like like like like like like like like that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. like. like. I like. like. like. that. like. like. that. like. like. I like. like. clearly did not speak English. I had a wry smile with everything. Yeah, that's what I, that's why I liked him. He knew what he was doing. Yeah. How did you feel about the arm wrestling scene? Indian wrestling? What? What is it? I've never heard it called that? No, me neither? What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that? What does that thi? that like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that that? that? that? that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that? I I I I I I I I I I I I I that, that, I I that, I that, I that, I that? I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, that, that's why I that's why I that's why I like, that's why I like, that's why I that's why I like, that's why I like, that's that's why I like, that's that's why I like, that's that's why I like, you know, where you like say a thing in a circle and it goes around and then you hear whatever the like they're like they call it Chinese whispers
is it just a way to make a thing racist? Really? I've never heard that. Boy oh boy.
Indian wrestling. Do they mean Indian like of India or Indian of Native
American? I have no idea. Neither. Do you can apple sauce, which is fine to not say Indian style, but I think criss-cross apple sauce is a
little cumbersome. It's a lot harder to say. Oh, they should just call it
cumberbatch. Sitting cumberbatch. I saw someone who referred to themselves as a
cumber bitch recently and I don't think so. I don't think he would like that either in my opinion of him.
So weird.
So the arm wrestling scene, I was going to suggest that we arm wrestle and then I realized we'd
actually done that on this podcast before so no.
Wait, did we arm wrestle?
Yeah, during the over the top and I couldn't figure out how to do with my fingers. You just gotta lace them down.
You gotta pick them up really high first and stretch him out really far and then one at a time.
I don't know.
Who won?
You did.
Oh, okay.
I got me in.
I got them guns.
Right. Well, see, women are weaker. such a blowhard for this scene and then she's like when will I see you again and it's go fuck yourself. Oh wait and then like in the edited or the
unedited version like two scenes later she's just like oh I love you. Yeah
there's like what the why? Why do you love him? Dariah come on? It's also a
weird take for a pianist to be like men are so strong and women are so weak weak because you'd think he'd be a little more sensitive as like an artist or a person with a like a sort of stereotypically not very masculine, he's not a construction worker,
you know what I mean? You think culturally he would just be more. Maybe that's why he's lashing
out to it because he gets called out all the time for his twinkly fingers. You said twinkly? You said twinkly? He's tickling the fanny. Eesh. So weird.
I wish you hadn't said that.
So he goes to look for Carlo, because Carlo is going to help him solve this crime now
that he's in a fight with Gianna.
And he finds Carlo at his...
Well, he goes to his mother.
Yeah.
Because Italian men all live with their mothers.
Yes.
Yeah. His mom, the woman who played his mom, actually was a very famous Italian actress.
Oh really?
Yeah, I looked her up on the Wikipedia.
What is her name?
Her name is Clara Callumai.
She's known for doing one of the first topless scenes in a talkie.
Oh, what a distinction.
So like, there's a scene where they show all the pictures of her up on the wall and they're from actual movies that she did.
Yeah, they looked real. Yeah.
So she tells him that Carlo is at Ritchie's house.
Yes.
Ritchie is wearing so much eyeliner, I thought he was the killer.
Ah, he's not. Spoilers.
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Yes.
Unlike Dremors.
Ritchie reminded, have you ever seen Dog Day Afternoon?
The Al Pacino movie?
I don't think so.
He's a bank robber and he's...
That does not sound that my alley.
Okay.
It's a really good movie.
And the the the the that movie is Chris Sarandon. What?
Yeah.
Tell me more.
And looks, Chris Sarandon and Ritchie look very similar to me in these, in their roles.
Interesting.
Yeah, I was like, is one a nod to the other or vice versa?
Or is this just the way it panned out?
Hmm. Ritchie, interestingly is played by a female actor.
That was not a dude. You're kidding. No. Just put a little mustache
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I know, you're telling me.
I am a guy who has never left his house
without an undershirt on.
Yeah, I understand.
But I really like that reachy scene
because like for as shitty as Marcus was like two scenes earlier with with Dario or Gianna.
He's like totally like yeah I don't give shit.
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Who cares?
Yeah.
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That's very Italian.
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why the murderer goes to kill that woman in the house in the middle of nowhere. Oh, I don't know.
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Um, but I'm just like, like,
she wrote that book years ago.
Why today are you going to murder her?
I don't know.
I don't know.
And that's why, for a brief moment, I thought Gianna was the name. He gave her the name of the author.
Yeah.
But no.
So David, after the news out to him,
there's an attempt on his life from the murderer.
Who like climbs on his roof to break into the house?
Yeah, and then there's, I had the subtitles on.
Yeah. And there's like a deep voice saying I'll kill you someday. I would never have heard it without the subtitles. Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah. It's not even there. It's barely there. I would not have known. Yeah. Yeah.
For sure. Dumb. Make it clear to me. You know. This time you're safe. I'll kill you
sooner or later. But I guess that should have have been Gianna. Yeah, yeah. He goes to the record store and finds that album of children's music immediately.
Yeah, that's for the Keep It.
So this is where I have the note, he goes to the library, he finds out about the book,
the house of the screaming child.
Yeah, it's written so terribly.
And this is where I know, I have the note we find out who the the true the the true the the the true the the the the the true the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the true, the the note, we find out who the true villain of this movie is.
It's Marcus, because he rips a page out of a fucking library book. Yeah, you don't do that.
Make a fucking copy.
I'm sure they had photocopy machines.
Just write it down.
I like the scene where they're on the phone and they're both in loud places.
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steam, I didn't know. Maybe he was, I would, if I were him. Yeah, that wastalking to a friend of the podcast Mike. Hi Mike. Hi,
Mike. And he said that a friend of his was like just recently realized it like,
oh Deep Bread's a comedy movie. I mean it had not occurred to me. Yeah. Well this
because all the comedy got cut out. I guess. I'd like how you said that.
Luigi.
Luigi. So then we go to the lady with the talking birds.
Amanda, Amanda Regetti.
Is that a name?
I feel like I've heard that name before.
I mean to Google it and I forgot.
I'm going to look it up real quick.
All right.
Amanda Regetti is an American actress born in 1983.
So I guess that's why I've heard of it.
She was on the OC.
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remake? The 2009 American Slasher film. I guess that's why I know her. You an O.C. fan?
What do you think? Yes. Yes. Yes. She was also in the 2007 film, Return to House on Haunted Hill.
Ah.
She's not in a movie that we've done though.
Uh-uh.
Okay.
Can I do a little PSA real quick?
Please.
Everybody, check the temperature of your hot water water, because it should be not hot
enough to boil you alive.
Um, it depends on how hard you gotta get that hot, they gotta get that hot water heater
to Max.
Next temp.
I mind my Max.
Do you?
No, it's one below Max, but it's still too high.
I know it is.
It's a problem.
I just like it real fucking hot, you know, you got to burn the sin off of you.
I think it's a Catholic thing. So as a former Protestant it might just my tepid bathwater
is like okay I'm not doing it right. No clearly or not. So we go to this lady's
house it's in the middle of fucking nowhere. She got birds for no
goddamn reason. Yeah talking birds that never talk. She goes outside to send some
lady on her way and comes back in and there's a bunch of dolls on nooses hung up around her house?
Why though? Yeah. Yeah. All right.
I don't know because it doesn't come back later or before.
And I like that the killer hits her, knocks her out, and then turns off all the lights, and then uses a flashlight to look around.
It's broad daylight.
Did you like the, uh, the like stark eyeball in the dark scene?
Yes, I did.
I did.
Why is it just one eye?
That's how eyes work.
Do you like that her wig stayed on through the burning?
I do. I'm surprised that.
Knowing our agenda, it was probably glued onto her scalp. I strongly dislike her death. The ways that people are killed in this movie
are like gruesome, but like practically gruesome, you know what I mean? Like these are things in your
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I bet they just let her get real sweaty.
I made her do a bunch of jumping jacks.
So he, so um...
Oh, we forgot about the bird killing itself.
How does a bird kill itself?
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And like it's just holding it out in front of her
and a bird flies chest first onto it?
I don't think a bird would do that.
And then there's a fucking real live dead bird
on the ground that's still twitching.
I was like you fucking a bird for this.
A minor bird that. I think they have better sense of self-preservation. It's true. And they also don't normally fly chest first at a thing.
They're not coming at me bro style.
This movie also kills a lizard later, so.
There's also a scene that was cut out of a dog fight.
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Without that lizard, that scene makes no sense.
I just laughed that.
Oh, did you recognize that little girl?
No, should I have?
No, but I'll tell you.
You have seen her before.
Tell me.
She is the usher in demons that's dressed like a leprechaun when they go into the movie theater with like the long red hair. That's the same woman. When she was a little kid in this movie and she's a more adult.
Interesting. Yeah. Uh, fun but useless information. Things that Alan knows. Yeah, she also drools when she gets
knocked out. Yeah. So the body is found, oh she tries to write on the steam on the wall, which, okay, fine.
Which I have so many things to say about that.
It would fill an episode, but.
But so the body is found by Marcus, who doesn't report it, I guess?
Who doesn't report it, I guess?
He's just, he?
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Gialo thing of the investigator being suspected for the crimes because in the version I watched
he's never a suspect.
Yeah, he's not in the other one either.
Like they're only like alluding to this could happen because the cops are so fucking
a nef that they haven't even gotten there.
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And he solves it.
It solves it by turning on the water.
Whoa, he doesn't solve it because all she wrote was it was.
That's what she wrote, it was.
You have mere moments to live and you're trying to write down the killer's name.
It seems like it was could have been implied.
I love that the outline of her body goes up onto the mirror to show where her finger locks.
Yeah, just...
That's so silly.
And the house cleaning lady, that's just like, does not stop talking.
Does not stop talking and is cleaning the house.
It is a fucking crime scene.
And blood does not wipe up that easily.
Trust me. Sure.
Buh.
Yeah, it's fucking touching everything.
She really did not have to be cleaning that bathroom.
I'm like, oh, whatever, it's fine.
The cops, like, put a truck outlain and we're like, ah, we're done.
Yeah, that's it. Not a crime scene anymore. I love when the guy figures. He's like, oh, I know who did it.
Yes, and then leaves his like hairs all frizzed out.
How did he know who did it?
I'm assuming we're supposed to think that there was more written that the camera's
not showing you.
Well, she wouldn't know that person though.
Why would she? Unless she's like, oh, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not. that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's. that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the they. they. the they. the the they. the the the the the the. the. theat. theathea. the. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's not. that's not. that's that famous actress. Hmm. Hmm. Huh. Oh you just gave away who the killer is.
What? What?
What?
Spoilers for this movie.
Hopefully you've watched this movie before this.
Um. So he finds the house, I guess.
Or what? I don't know. This is where I'm like, oh my god, what? So yeah, from that book, the house of the scoes. th. th. th.. the-ss? thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. tho? tho? Oh, tho? Oh, tho? Oh, tho? Oh, tho? tho? tho, tho, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the. the. the. the. theateateateate. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. th from that book the house of the screaming child he gets a the picture he steals a library and it's of this one house that has this very
specific tree in it that shouldn't grow in Italy. Oh right and he interviews
all these gardeners I like that. I like that. That had to stay in. Nope never
never seen it happen.
Oh, he goes to the house.
Yeah, he finds the house.
Well, he finds the guy who's like renting the house out
or trying to sell the house,
who has a daughter who he sends with him to go to the house. The guy, he drives the daughter, and thrives, and he's, he's,? The child is disturbed?
She kills lizards and has scary pictures.
It doesn't matter though.
She's just a red herring?
She can also take a fucking face slap like nobody's business.
I think it's to be implied that he's slapping that kid all the time.
He slaps her in the face and she just sticks her tongue and goes,
What the fuck is this movie?
And Marcus, th Marcus, th Marcus, th Marcus, th Marcus, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th fuck is this movie? And Marcus is like, what's that all about?
And she's like, nothing.
And he's like, okay, well, then let's just go.
Uh, welcome to the 70s, everybody.
If you see someone slap their kid across the face,
call someone. Do you see something, say something? Yeah.
Yeah.
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podcast about this crazy church cult thing that like one of their tenets was
like you have to beat the shit out of your children. Oh is it to train up a child? Is that what they're talking about that book? No. It's like this th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're th. they're they're they're th. they're they're th. they're th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. th. the. the. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. th. the. the. I the. they're they're they're they're they're talking about, that book? No. It's like this, I think it's part of the fundamental Christian religion.
Okay.
It's this book called, Train Up a Child,
which has you beating them with rubber hoses and things like that.
Also, they do a thing called blanket training,
where they put a baby on a blanket on the floor, and they put a toy out of reach, and if, and if, and if, and if, and if, and if the baby, and if their, and if their, and if their, and if their, and if their, and if their, and if their, and if their, and if their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, their, their, their, their, their, and their, and their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train, train up a train up, train, train up., train up., train up, train up, train up, train up, their, train up, their, their, get the toy, they hit him. Just to show them that like, you can't, that's not for you. That's a fucking baby.
I hate everything.
Yeah, everything's terrible.
This is where I have the note David Hemming is kind of like a hot Peter Laurie.
I disagree with hot.
He's just kind of like a Peterloor.
Yeah. He enters the music in this movie. It's all goblin, isn't it? It's all incredibly loud.
An incredibly goblin.
It's over the top.
But when he's going to the house, it's just like a,
wow, bomb, bobobab-ba-
It doesn't need to be.
It's like for 20 minutes.
Really, bom. Yeah. I love it. I have the note, riffs are killing it.
Riffs are killing it.
And he just noses around the house.
The house is gorgeous, by the way.
Yeah, it is.
And gigantic.
When he started scraping the plaster, I couldn't watch that.
Why? That really gave me like chills.
Oh, thatrofoam chills.
Oh, God, why would you say that out loud?
Sorry.
And it goes on for a really long time.
I had to keep looking away.
I like couldn't take it.
I love that he found the like, the murder drawing. But there's more to it. What was, oh, it was the, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. mom? Yeah the way he leaves the so in this cut of it
like there's no like rationale for a while like he's like chipping away at it
and then it quick cuts to him walking back in the house with a flashlight and
you're just like what the fuck just happened yeah yeah so he heard a noise
and went to get a flashlight so he could look around and that's when the bad guy gets in yeah and then throws glass at his the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the the the the the. the the the the the. the. the. the. th bad guy gets in. Yeah. And then throws glass on his face. Yeah.
And then sets the house on fire, I guess?
No, that's later when he comes back and picks at pickaxe's his way into the house.
Oh yeah, that's fine.
Just do that.
I mean, does that in a house not have not have neighbors not have neighbors. Who knows? The cops are just pointing sandwiches and things. Ah.
Yeah, so the part of the mural falls down after he leaves, or gets exposed, I should say.
And it's another face.
Yeah, and it's the mom, we learn later.
And then we go to the scene with the guy that I've dubbed the big guy, your doctor friend.
What a nino.
And the dummy.
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
Is there an explanation for that?
The fuck no.
Okay, well, I didn't know.
It's just, this scene is pure genius.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
Well, how did I get into a set?
Who did she just carry it in there? It's got to wait, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she just, she just, she just, she just, to, to, to just, to just, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, to, to, to, to, the the to, the the the the the th.. th. th. th. Is, is a th. Is th. Is th. Is to to th. to to th. to to th. th. to to th. th. to th. th. thi. th. Is, the doctor is like figuring out who solved,
he's trying to solve the crime, looking at books and stuff, his doctors do.
He's got all that learning.
And he's drinking tea, and he hears a noise and just lets tea fall out of his mouth under his shirt.
It's like, the fuck Dary? Do you think that's what happened when someone gets surprised?
Close your lips. And as he's standing there looking around,
we're like seeing somebody looking at him
from behind this like glass panels in his office.
A door opens up and this running dummy comes running out at him.
It's the fucking weirdest thing ever.
Was it laughing? In my mind it was laughing.
Yeah, it's laughing. Yeah, it's laughing.
And it comes, and it's like weird in buck toothed. It might be winking. I th. I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I thing. I thing. I thing. I thing. I thing. I thing. I thing. I was thing. I was like thing. I was like thing. thing. thing. thing and it's like weird and buck tooth.
And winking?
It might be winking.
I don't think it was winging, but I like that you just.
And it had wings.
I said winking.
Not like, Brian from winging.
And he just punches the dummy in the face and like it breaks. Yeah, it breaks. And he's like, oh, ha ha. Not like, Jesus, the, the, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. And it, and it, and it, and it's, and it's like, and it's like, and it's like, and it's like, and it's like, and it's like, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's like, and it's like, and it's like, and it's like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And it's like, and it's like, and it's like, th. th. th. th. thi. And it's like, and it's like, and it's like, and it's like, and it's like, it breaks, of course. Yeah, it breaks. And he's like, oh well. Yeah, he's like,
not like, Jesus Christ, who put this in my fucking house?
Yeah.
And then his teeth get all smushed.
It's gross.
It's stabbed through the goddamn neck.
Yeah.
The blade said something.
Yeah, it was something in German.
Yeah.
the note running dummy with so many exclamation points after him.
It's really good.
It's so, oh man, and yeah it's our leather-gloved friend who has showed back up to murder
him.
So now from here it's like basically the end of a D&D, more like a Cthulu adventure where you can't figure out how to wrap it up because he has to go back to the guy and the who owns the house is the rental
like he goes back to where the little girl lives finds that she has a drawing
just like the drawing that he saw she tells him that it was she copied it from
the archives at the Leonardo da Vinci school at the lenartaught to the Leonardo da Vinci school. At the Leonardo da Vinci school, which later the dad has to give directions to the cops to how to get there. It seems to be a
school in your community. He's like, you can't miss it. There's a sign over the
door. You can't miss it because it's an element or a middle school in your
neighborhood. Okay. I know where all the schools are. I know where all the schools are. Okay. I know where I th. I know where I know. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I the th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It seems. It seems. th. t. t. t. too. too. te. te. too. te. te. te. te. te. te. the. the. the. the. the. the schools are in my neighborhood. Yes, right. And you're also not a child molester. That's a reason to know where all the schools are. Oh God. Well, you can't
be that close to him. I just wanted to be very clear about that because the way
you said it meant maybe you couldn't be within 500 feet of them. So he before
before the school stuff he goes back to the house, picks axes his way into the house because he realizes there there there there there there there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I I I's. I's their their their. I's their their their. I's. I their their their their. I th. I's. I th. I the. I the. I the. I th. I th's not there anymore. Oh my god, why? There is at Trevy Fountain in Rome.
There is like a house behind the fountain, there's all these windows except one that was
bricked up because somebody committed suicide out of it. So the family like bricked it up
and painted a window over top of it. Eee. I don't like that. Yeah. No. It's weird. Just love the window B. It's not the window B. It's not the window's the window B. B. B. B. the window B. It's not the window B. It's not the window B. It's the window B. It's not the window B. It's not. It's not. It's not. the window. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not the window. It's not the window. B. It's the window. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. It's the window. B. B. B. It's the window. B. It's the window. It's the window. It's the window. It's the window. It's the window. It's the window. It's the window. It's the window. It's the window. It's the window. It's the window. It's the window. It's the window. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the is where he sees the corpse of the dad is still in the room.
Sealed up.
I mean...
The Christmas tree still they did it like day of.
They sealed this fucking house up.
Okay, I like actually forgot about that.
And I was wondering what my note that says teeth look good meant, and then I remember
that his teeth still looked good.
Oh, and this is where the soundtrack is fucking,
you would say it was loud earlier,
they just like turned it up at this point.
It's at 11. Yeah.
And he's like falling off the go back up. Just go down. How did you feel about the effect of the house being on fire?
I didn't even notice it.
So he wakes up with like his head in Dari or Giana's lap.
That's why I thought she was the killer.
Ah.
I literally wrote, yes, I knew it, exclamation point.
And then, oh, maybe not.
And they're looking at the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house And they're looking at the house, which is not burning,
but there are flames superimposed over the windows
that look like match heads coming out in each window.
That's funny.
Yeah, it was really neat.
So yeah, they go to the Davenchie school.
I think to go through student art is punishment, I feel.
I feel. It's true. They find the piece of art they're looking for.
They split up.
Yeah, Daria goes to call the cops.
Her name is Dariah and Nicolodi.
She's married to Dario Argento.
Aren't you glad you're not married to a woman named Alice?
Because I feel like that'd be weird.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just saying.
OK, carry on. Did you know the plural of Gialo?
Gialo?
Gialo?
Gialo is Jolly.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Watch all these jolly movies.
Gially.
David sees a shadow. She gets stabbed. She's been stabbed. Someone's drawn a hanged man on a chalkboard.
I liked that, but she's like, do you know who it is? And he's like, yeah, I know who it is?
Like, why wouldn't she just say it is so and so instead of saying, do you know who it is?
Because you are about to die? Spoiler, she isn't. But still, you know what I mean? Everyone's stupid in this movie. I thi thou th I th I th I tho I tho I tho I tho I tho I tho I tho I tho I tho I tho I tho I tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that that I that that tho tho tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I th th th th. I th th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi thi thi thi. I thi thi tho. I tho. tho. tho. tho. thooo. thooo. tho. thooooo. thoo. thooo. tho. tho. tho getting mad. Why so it's Carlo at this
point yeah why did Carlo stab her?
Why does he have a gun why is he gonna like shoot his friend like is it to
protect his mom? Because I guess they're hot on the trail of his mother who has killed these other people and he doesn't, you know, Italian men and their mothers.
I'm just being, just being real, real talk people.
Really ethnically insensitive.
But like that, that has never made sense to me.
Okay, wait, let's think this.
Because he obviously hates his mother.
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When you watch your mom stab your dad to death in front of you.
But he's been with her all that time.
So he must feel some need to protect her.
Obviously, she's very ill because what we've seen is that the father was just trying to
get her to go to the hospital and she wouldn't do it. He's probably been taking care of her. Yeah. He's drunk as a skunk. I have no idea why she started killing people.
I guess because Helga knew that she had.
Can you?
It just falls apart so quickly.
Yeah.
So this is where the cops show up.
They bust in the window.
Our friend, the sandwich eating cop, like, he runs away, shoots at Carlo. He runs away and they're like, hmm, oh well, we shot after him, that's all we can do. Nobody runs after him. No,
they're just like shrugs. He runs out into the street, like gets hit by a truck a
little bit and runs down the side of it, and then it hooks his leg and drags him. And then the truck notices that drag him, slam him on, slam him, like, like, like, like, like, and slam on the brakes, and then, and then, the brakes, the brake, and then, the brake, the brake, and then, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. We's th. Wea, we's th. Wea, we'll th. Wea, we's th. Wea, we's too, we's toe, we's toe, we's toe, we's th. We's th. We's th. We's th. We's th. We's the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Wea, th. Wea, th. Wea, th. Wea, the. We're the. We're the. We sa. We shot. We shot. We shot, theaugh, the. Wea. We shot. Wea. Wea. Wea. We shot. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea And then the truck notices that that drag him, slam him on the brakes, and then a car comes
up and stops on top of his fucking head.
It was good.
It was so good.
It was like, the watermellon with a sledgehammer, a la Gallagher.
Tell some joke about Obama and then smashing a watermelon.
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Carlo can't catch a fucking break any.
I mean, he did stab Gianna.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
For no parent reason.
To protect his mom, I guess.
Go look out for your mom.
God, I hope Lucy someday stab someone to protect me.
How else will she prove her love? Hopefully this isn't, that incident is not predated by you going on a murder spree.
We'll see, we'll see. I am, we'll see. So after Marcus is like, well that's all solved and then immediately goes, ah, fuck.
That dude was standing right next to me during the first murder. That's right, that's right. That's right. So he goes back to Helga because he has to figure to to to to to to to to figure to figure to figure to figure that that to figure that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that th th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi. that's that's that that that that's that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that dude was standing right next to me during the first murder. That's right.
So he goes back to Helga because he has to figure out what's going on with that painting.
This is where it totally lost me.
Because you would notice if the painting was missing versus a thing was missing from
the painting.
That's a different thing.
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Right, right, right, right. He's stupid. He's very stupid.
It is neat though, because if you, like if you watch the movie again, you do see her face in the mirror.
I just assumed that they... Like just redconned it that it was there, yeah? He breaks in the helges. He's looking at the scary paintings. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's the th. He's th. He's th. He's, he's th. He's th. He's, he's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's like, paintings, and then mom is just standing behind him. Again.
Yeah.
There's scenes that are cut out where he keeps going on, he like he can't figure out why
the killer knows every move that he's going to make.
And it's because he keeps going to her and being, hey, where's this thing?
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Yeah, which we see in flashback.
Yeah, which is really beautiful, like just beautifully show.
It's very stark.
Yeah.
Mother of the year stabs the dad right in front of the kid.
And the dad was like just trying to get her to go to the hospital.
She seems crazy.
It seems like maybe maybe she should have. He's wearing like a little Lord Fontoroi outfit too.
He's got like a bow tie made out of tassels.
Yeah, a little suit.
So she attacks Marcus,
who falls down in front of an elevator.
Her necklace gets stuck in the elevator.
He starts the elevator.
And her necklace is so strong.
Her necklace game is strong. Cuts her fucking hat off.
Garazza. Which is a very tiny thing to do. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's a, what, 25 minute
shot of that necklace going all down every floor in the hotel. Yes. And then white stuff comes out of her mouth. Yeah, she got foamy mouth. Dario. And then the credits the credits the credits the credits the credits the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits is the credits is th. the credits. the credits. ario! And then the credits roll over,
Mark is staring at a pool of blood.
Yeah.
And that's that.
Oh, and we find out that Gianna lived
because she got a 100% successful operation.
You can't say 100%.
She can always die.
You know what?
There's always complications.
Come on, Doc.
So that is Deep Red. Holy shit. What a roller coaster ride that was.
In my mind, I really like this movie.
And then as we were talking about it,
I just got more and more irritated.
I don't know if it's because it's hot in here or what.
I think it's one of the coffee and donuts are probably getting to you.
Yeah, also I really have to pee. I think it's, uh, these these these these these these these these these these movies, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the movies, the movies, the movies, the movies, the movies, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the th the th. th, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.'s like really enjoyable, but then once you talk about it, it's like, what?
But that's the whole thing of this genre is that it's all about the ride.
They're all like the stylized kills and like their ridiculous, like,
there's no way that person could have murdered everyone.
Right, right. Because this is like an 80s, something something like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.this is not a young lady who's going on murder. They're just in her 80s? 70s, probably?
No.
Her son is like 30, so she's probably in her 60s, if that.
You think?
Okay, all right.
Still, I think a 60-year-old woman is just running around
meat cleaver and never won the death? real Marcus Day right now, underestimating her. Ha. You want to rate this thing?
Yeah, you want to go first?
I do.
I fucking love this movie.
I bet you do.
The version that I have, that's two hours long,
has all the cutscenes are in Italian,
because they did, they weren't ever dubbed.
Did they subtit like the movies just goes from like English to Italian to English to Italian, it goes back and forth and back and forth.
It's a little hard to watch because of that, but it's such a great movie.
I think like, this is probably his ultimate, I agree, like the best of these movies that
he's done.
I'm going to give this movie a nine.
I fucking the in my fists. But I enjoyed watching it.
I could have done with more gore.
I'm gonna give it a seven and a half.
Okay, yeah.
I liked it.
Thanks, Danny Glover.
Little squirby.
I loved you in saw when you went.
Oh, hoo, huh.
A little squirmy.
A little sluggy.
A little slugg, a little slugg, a little slugg, a little slugg, a little slugg, a little slugg, a little slugg, a little slugg, a little squirmy. A little sluggy. A little sluggy. Sorry.
Right now he's like, what the fuck did you just call me?
I'm a little sluggy, you mothfucker.
Katie.
Yeah.
You like a mail bag?
I'd love a mail bag.
I take you to mail bag.
Whoa.
We got a mail from Brandon. to this email that he sent us, insert Woody's subject header here. Perfect. You did it.
Dear, Wearwolf Ambulance, thank you so much for hours upon hours of entertainment.
You have provided me over the last few months.
I originally heard about your podcast a couple years ago when Mike Bokowski mentioned you,
after we did the blob episode with him.
Hi Mike Bukk.
No, that's not enough.
But somehow put off listening until last Halloween.
I was instantly hooked and have listened to every episode
and a few more than twice.
Wow, Brandon, are you okay?
Should we get you help?
I like that we think of anyone's listening to us a lot, they need help.
There's something wrong with them, not us. This. Uh th. Uh th. Uh th. Uh th. Uh th. Uh th. Uh th. Uh the next. Uh th. Uh the the th. Uh their their their their thi? their thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? to to to to to be to be? to to to to too? to me? to me? to to to to be to be to be to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? toe? toe? toe? toe? toe? toe? toe? the. too. too. toooooome. tooome? tooome? toooome? tooome? too. too. toe. toe. too? to us a lot, they need help. There's something wrong with them, not us.
This next paragraph is great.
I have tried to spread the word about your podcast as best I can,
but so far I've only managed to convert one my good friend Janice,
and we now annoy our mutual friends with exuberant conversations about your show.
Hey, Janice and Brandon's friends, get on board.
Also thank you for being an evangelical for us. Yes, proselytizing. The good word.
Her boyfriend John says he thinks he's having a stroke or seizure every time he hears
the name werewolf ambulance because those words don't belong together in any known language.
Hey, John? Sorry you're an English expert. Sorry we aren't. It's not like I have a degree
in it or anything. He goes on to give us some suggestions.
Please.
And then it says, good luck with Savini Watch 2018.
Thank you. Relevant to this episode. Yes. And says, PS, today happens to be my 44th birthday.
HBD. How long ago did he send that?
Oh, HBD?D.
It's also the 34th anniversary anniversary of the bizarre of the bizarre of the bizarre of the bizarre of bizarre of bizarre the bizarre the bizarre the bizarre the bizarre the bizarre the bizarre the bizarre th anniversary of bizarre th anniversary of bizarre the bizarre th anniversary of bizarre the bizarre the bizarre th anniversary of the bizarre the bizarre th anniversary of th anniversary of th anniversary of the bizarre and tragic events and you need a medical supply.
I've been meaning to write for months, but this odd coincidence of dates seems like a good excuse to finally drop you a line.
Thank you, Brandon. Yeah, that's really sweet. Did he give us any good suggestions? He did.
Let's pick one. Okay, let's see. This is how prepared we are you guys. So Katie. Let's take since he had such a nice email. th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to theeeeeeeeee. the. the. the. since he had such a nice email. Let's reward Brandon
with an episode. And Janus, let's be honest, this is for Janice. Yeah. And not for John because, hey, guy?
I like that he thinks that he's having a fit though when he ever hears a werewolf ambulance.
We're gonna do tourist trap. Yeah, 1979. That's a good year. Yeah, we're keeping in the 70s. A very good year.
It's hot. I gotta get out of here.
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