Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 192- Night of the Demons (1988)

Episode Date: September 3, 2018

In this week's episode, we're discussing a film suggested by listener William TJ Bear: the 1988 teen slasher "Night of the Demons." Special topics for your consideration include: 90s Nickelodeon, ques...tionable animal psychics, always being prepared to gouge the eyes, what the hell Linnea Quigley's deal is, deja viewing and a near-disaster during recording leads us to an unexpected revelation! Do you like teen slashers? Check out some of our other episodes, such as 18- "Slumber Party Massacre," Episode 31- "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 95- "April Fools Day," Episode 99- "Final Destination, Episode 141- "Friday the 13th" and Episode 162- "Prom Night"-- and that's just a small sampling of young people being brutally murdered that we've discussed! Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are!  October 5, 2018 The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm Tickets are $10 and are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821 Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Katie, Alan. Happy Halloween. Wait, was this happening? You were recording? It just started now. Oops. I don't want people to hear the disappointment of my voice when I thought I was getting candy but got coarse light instead. Katie, Alan. Happy Halloween. Wait, was this happening? You were recording? Oops. I don't want people to hear the disappointment of my voice when I thought I was getting candy but got Corz light instead. Katie. Alan. Take those course. Now reach in the their. Oh, their. Oh, it it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. Oh, it's th. Oh, it's th. Oh, it's th. Oh, it's th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh. Oh, th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. Katie, Alan. Take those Corse lights out of there. Okay. Oh, sorry. Now reach in there. Oh, my God, it's candy. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Do you see how I just took one, two, three, four, five, six pieces and I'm going to eat them all right now. Oh, yeah, special dark. It's a we've I'm having a week. I'm having a week guys. It's like 917 degrees outside and I have a toddler and I just kind of can't. Yeah. Yeah. So let's eat some chocolate and drink some beer and talk about horror movies. Oh, you hear that? That's last Halloween special dark. No way I bought that target today. Nice. It's delicious. Yeah, I was thinking today. I was like, man. People are being th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm thi. th. I'm. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. th. th. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t. I'm tod. I'm tode. I'm tode. I'm tode. I'm tode. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm toda. Ithinking today, I was like, man, people are being really shitty. I get to go into a room to talk about horror movies with Katie. That's pretty cool. That is cool. Yeah. What are we talking about? And what are we doing? Where were, we're, where, where, whafambulance? I'm Alan. I'm crazy and I have a mouth full of candy. I was hoping Alan would talk about a 1988 Halloween-centric horror movie called Night of the Demons. Night of the Demons.
Starting point is 00:01:30 I actually had to text Alan and say, do you mean Night of the Demons 88 or Night of the Demon 81? Or I think there's a Night of the Demon, like 1967. There's an 83 also. I think they remade this movie in 2009. We did the same director too. Oh really? Did you see th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi? thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. the. thea. to. to. to. to. to. to. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. tha. tha. th. th I think they remade this movie in 2009. We did same director too. Oh really? Did you see it? No. I had never seen this movie before. You're kidding. And this is like if you're making an Allen movie.
Starting point is 00:01:52 If you had like, I don't know what you might call it, a home in which you place tires. I mean a wheelhouse. I need a wheelhouse is where you drive a boat, now where you put tires. I don't know what a wheelhouse is. Is that really what it is? Also, I don't think you drive a boat, do you? Is that what a boat? You steer it? You rudder it. With the rudder? Well, no, the rudder, well, anyway. Really, that's what will actually? Yeah, I have a lot of questions about that. But also, I think I thought wheelhouse was like the cutout on your car where the wheel went. That's the wheel well. That's where you go to draw the wheel from when you get your bucket and you need a new wheel. You need a new wheel.
Starting point is 00:02:34 I'm sorry, I didn't knew it wasn't that. It's your NASCAR upbringing. It's true, I think everything's about wheeling. Daylin' Day of the Demons. Night of the Demons. Got your girl, Lania Quigley. Beautiful, Lina Quigley. Let's talk about the opening animation. Oh my god, I was of wish the whole movie was just that opening animation on the level. It went downhill when the opening animation stopped, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Also, I have something to say about this movie, but it's going to take a little while, and I have a reveal about it. I'm ready for the... Oh, first let's thank William T.J. Bear. Oh, first let's thank William T. Bear. the tie bear. Will... Will, I game this formal name, it's just a Christian name. Hello, William T.J. Bear. Slod, William, T.J. Bear. Please, I will sit back now and enjoy my course light while you regale me with your thoughts on this movie. Okay. All of my notes are madness, but I would like to say that I was 28 minutes into this movie. When I realized I'd seen it before. What? Took 28 minutes. 28 minutes. 28 minutes? that. that. that. that. that. that. that. That? that. That? That? That? That? That? That? That? That? that? that? That? I that? I that? I that? I that? I that? I that's? that's? that's? that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I would that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. the. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thatea. thea. thea. thea I realized I'd seen it before. What?
Starting point is 00:03:45 Took 28 minutes. 28 minutes. That's a bad. I mean, who's, is it the movie's fault? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, big time. It was, and the thing that got me was, they say to the one black character you're as white as a ghost and I was like God I feel like I've heard that joke before and then I was like watching the mirror scene and I
Starting point is 00:04:06 was like I've seen this movie before 28 the first 28 minutes are so non-descript oh yeah they're they were gone for me I it's just generic teens in a horror movie I mean that's the whole movie yeah yeah but like I think yeah yeah I think yeah okay we'll get into my second tiny candy tiny candy tiny candy tiny candy tiny candy tiny candy tiny candy tiny candy tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tine tiny tine the the tine tine tine tine the tiny to the tiny to the tiny te the the the the to the te te te they they they they they they their their their the the the the the the they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te te te te te tea tea tea tea tean tea tean tean tean tean teanne they into that. I'm getting into my second tiny candy bar while you do that. What do you got a, Mr. Goodbar? I love a Mr. Goodbar? Who is he? And why is he so great? Also, these are kind of chilly from you having the coars lights on top of them? Yeah, that was my plan.
Starting point is 00:04:35 I like them both very enjoyable. The score was a little rocky for my tastes. I mean, Rocky Bump. Bump. Who's also referenced in this movie at one point? Is he? Yeah. It's almost like, calm down, Rocky.
Starting point is 00:04:56 To Sal probably. No, Sal said it forgive the air conditioner noise. It's like 90-something degrees outside. So we're recording in a different room that has air conditioning because sound quality is great and I'm very happy that we have good sound quality. I hate sweating. My butt is done sweating for the year.
Starting point is 00:05:16 And this will probably mean nothing to you, real little brother, but people my age will remember him from his work on the early 90s Nickelodeon game show, Wild and Crazy Kids. He is Donnie Jeffcoat. And Donnie Jeffcoat. That will mean something to a lot of people. I'm sure. Yeah. I saw the name Donnie Jeffcoat and I was like, how many Donny Jeffcoats can there be out there? Apparently also his father because he's Donny Jeffco Jr. That's the most NASCAR name you can have to. I know, I know, and he was like the, hey guys, host of a show about like doing obstacle courses into my memory? Yeah, it's Nickelodeon Game Show. That that ch the movie was directed by the director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director. I which which which which which. I. I. I. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to be. the. I, to be, to be, they. I, they. I, they. I'm, they. I'm, the. I'm, the. I, the. I, the. I, the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, I, I, I, the, the. I'm, the. the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. I'm. th. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah, the. I'm. I checks out, yeah. This movie was directed by the director of a witch board.
Starting point is 00:06:05 I do not know what that is. Which we should do at some point. Is it like a wheelhouse? It is. I just, I left it on the witch board if you can just run there and grab it for me. It's a movie about as well as a whitee thinne video. Yes, yeah, I know how Johnny Coutine is. Wow, she acts, huh? Yeah. Probably about as well as Judy in this movie.
Starting point is 00:06:28 You leave for Judy alone. She's terrible. Judy is, I wished she had died. I do. She's terrible. She's our virgin, though. She can't. Franny live. Her hair is immaculate.
Starting point is 00:06:44 I have multiple notes about her hair. Franny is great. Her hair is great. Judy sucks. Can we talk about Angela Franklin, played by Amelia Kincaid? Sure. Amelia Kincaid is an animal psychic. IRL.
Starting point is 00:06:59 She has multiple books that she's written about being an animal psychic. What does an animal psychic do? Yes. Like, could they talk to my cat about maybe not pooping right in front of the front door? Well, you would have such a titles for books as Straight From the Horses Mouth? Oh, I hate that. I hate that for the pun and the animal. How to talk to animals and get answers. Oh, Angela, Angela, Angela, Angela, Angela, and, and, and, tha, tha, tha, tha, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, the the the the the the tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the the the the the the the th, the the th, the the the th, the the the tho, the tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, to, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, too, tho, teaches you to talk to animals, was another one.
Starting point is 00:07:27 That's psychic teaches you to talk to animals, the title of the book. That's the summation, Angela. That's not the title. Yeah, fuck that. You know what though? People got to make their money. Yeah, maybe she can't. Maybe she can'ttalk to him. No, she can't. Everybody I'm sorry. No, but if she can get people to give her their money for that, I guess more power to her. They give us one of my favorite things in this movie right at the jump, which is the old fart, the old man that's walking down the street. Who's like the put uponupon, curmudge on the old man. Old people groceries make me sad. You know what I mean? You see old people in the grocery store, you're just like, oh God.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Still. Just like, don't do it at a time that I'm not here. You know what I mean? They're a little like single roll of But I love that you're like feeling for him because he gets his groceries knocked down. I just like leave this old man alone who would really treat another person this way? But he's got just a bag full of apples and razor blades. Has anyone ever really done that? Has that ever happened? No, it is an urban legend. The only instances of kids being poisoned on Halloween were done by family members. Geez.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Yeah, it was a dad that put cyanide in 66. Yeah, not a, I think it was cyanide, just some poison. Sure, I don't need to know the specifics. Yeah, but that was the only, and that's where like that came from. And I think the razor blade, I mean, I'm sure someone's done it at this point, but it wasn't like a thing. Yeah. I look forward to telling my daughter about it and then checking her candy and then just eating all the ones that I want and being like, oh, this Reese's cup is bad. I better take that one, just as my father did unto me.
Starting point is 00:09:14 That's from the Bible, right? Kit cat, man, yeah. I think I'm going to crack into this Corzlight, if that's our our truly to do. I'm gonna put it inside our brand new Warewolf Ambulance Coosies that I'm currently drinking out of because I'm super vain. This is a good time to mention this for the first time in this episode. Tickets for our live show, are on sale,
Starting point is 00:09:33 See, theets, tha, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the's, the's, the's, tttttt, t, t, t, tthe's, the's, t. t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, ttttttttthe, the, the, the's, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t. I I you can buy kuzzi's and t-shirts from us. Yeah, you can buy them even if you don't go to the live show. All the art for our kuzi and t-shirts are done by our very, very talented friend Justin Gray. Yeah. Who you can hear on the Predator episode. You got it. Which is like episode? Yeah, yeah. Also, not to bring things down too much, but if you go to our Twitter page, there is a tweet that we retweeted Justin. He's doing a go fund me for a dog that he has that has some medical issues that need help.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Oh, shit, I didn't know about that. I'm sorry, I hear that. I'm so I'm going to our Twitter and help out Justin Gray, who's a good guy and deserves good things. So yeah, we're going to have t-shirts and kuzzi's. We'll figure out how to sell those to you shortly. Yeah, it turns out our plan was not economically feasible, so we'll get back to you. All right, so back into Night of the Demons. Oh, tickets are on sale. all of our social media or just go to Event Bright and type in Wherewolf Ambulance in the search because I don't imagine that there's many
Starting point is 00:10:45 other events with that title. I imagine there was though. We could fight them. A werewolf Ambulance Convention. Yes. So yeah please come see us live, sell those tickets. Come on guys, what are you doing? It. Missy will be there. We got a babysitter. How do you feel about Stoog? I guess my question about Stoogge is, does his hair look like that all the time? Chubby Brian Bosworth? Whoa, yes, he is the boss.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Is that part of his costume or is that his life? Because he's wearing like a pig snout. He felt like a suicide from on Return of the Living Dead to me, like at some point he was because he was driving the car that was all spray-bainted it. Like it felt very return to the Living Dead. Yeah. I think that was his life's in every movie of this era. Yeah, yeah. out of that, I mean there's you got Linnea Quigley, who's like the sluddy girl,
Starting point is 00:11:45 you've got animal psychic who's the weird girl. Yeah, she's the Fruzabulk. Yes, she is the Fruzabulk but with significantly fewer teeth. She she is a she's very much a Fruzabuza carism too. Yeah, thruse ofal is so charming in a terrifying way. You got the black guy. Yes. You got the Virgin. Yes. You got the Asian. Yes. You got the Italian. Sal. Romano or something. Romero. Romero. Yeah. Better. I wonder if that's a nod to anything. I couldn't tell you. It's a very common Italian name. And then you got the other guys. Yeah. Two other guys who th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the th. th. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the then you got the other guys. Yeah. Two other guys who don't matter. Yeah, you've got like the hunky boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah. And then you've got like like smart boyfriend? I think yeah. I think they had like, like, they're like, they are heroes? Franny and Max, I think. Yeah. Why? I wish they had been our entree into this film because I would much rather have spent the time with. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I.. I. I.. I... I. I. I. I. I. I. I... I. I... I.... I. I.............. I. I. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm...... I'm... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.time with them. It's true. Franny was just great. She just had a lot of personality. It was a big fan. Her boobs were weird though. Oh, that was fine with them.
Starting point is 00:12:51 They were those 80s implants. They look rough. You know what I mean? They look painful. Her hair was such a winner though that I really like... it's it's true. I did like that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. th. th. B. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the th. the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. true. Yeah, I did like that we meet Judy she goes home she's changing into her Halloween costume which is Snow White no Alice from Alice from Alice in Wonderland and which is such a dip shit costume sorry if you're Alice from Wonderland this year you're a dip shit and unless you're sexy Alice from Wonderland unless you're a sexy dipshed. Speaking of, she's a child, no one should sexualize her. Or any, like just the whole thing of the sexualized costume is just hilarious. What old sexy grandma? That was my favorite costume I ever was. And it was really good. It was very fun. It was very fun. I liked it when you were the wrestler that no one knew.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Luna Vashon. Everyone thought you were a dog the bounty hunter? And when I said no, they were like, oh, are you talking the bounty hunter as a life? Mrs. Dog? I hate my life. But they're just like full-on like nude butt for a long time on the screen when Judy like changed her clothes and was like, oh, it's that kind of movie. Well, there's, that's not the worst of privets that we see in this film. We do learn a thing about Linnea Quigley though. She does have a vagina. Yeah, not smooth downtown. No, I mean if you don't know what we're talking about, watch Return of the Living Dead to see Linnea Quigley's Barbie doll vagina? Yeah, she's smooth downtown. I mean when you say that it sounds hairless, but you're not saying hairless. No, no, I'm smooth. Like the the tip. There's there's there's the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. No. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to stop right now, go watch Return of the Living, Come back and finish this, then
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Starting point is 00:15:00 Judy. Judy, that is not an exit. How did you feel about the 80s shitty brother? I love to him, he's so classic. Also he's Donnie Jeff Coat. He was, if you've seen, just one of the guys, if you've seen any of these like 80s movies, it just has like the shitty little brother that's just like, uh, you're so dumb. Everybody's the teen witch brother too. He's not that actor but that thi that that thi that that thi that that thi that thi that thi that thi thi thi thi thi thi that that's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thi- thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Everybody's dumb. I hate everybody. He's the Teen Witch brother, too. I mean, he's not that actor, but that's totally that kid, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:29 But the weird thing is? I just watched that movie recently. What's Teen Witch? With the, oh god, the woman it. I'm surprised you haven't seen it. Um, it's a, but the weird thing about it is that at least he's totally into how hot his sister is. Yeah, he's always talking about our tits. Ding! Because he's just like, oh, bodacious boobies, sis. I have a brother. If he had ever said that to me, I would have slit his throat.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Or just exploded. Yeah. I would have just evaporated into nothing because I should never have existed. Oh, bodacious boobies, sis. Oh my god. Like, who wrote that? Some prevert? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:18 And then she's he's talking to the boyfriend and the guy's like, you're lucky to have a brother, she's real smart. And he's like, yeah, you're dating her because she's smart. I was like, what the fuck is going on with this little bro? I know. I know. And then Sal is sneaking around? And then, okay, what was the thing that mom offered, the like fudge? Fudge. It's still fudge. I mean when you get down to it, all chocolate looks like poop. It's all the same color.
Starting point is 00:16:49 That's my favorite children's book? All chocolate looks like poop. Yes. Oh my god, my notes make no sense. Sourballs. Beagers. Beagers. There's like a joke about sourballs and blow jobs. I don't know. There's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their ch. their ch. their ch. tol. to. to. to. to. tol. to. to. to.? Beagers. Beagers. There's like a joke about sourballs and blow jobs. I don't know. There's Sal's joke about how he brought a snake for the sister to play with. Ew. I go tell you, sister, I brought a snake for her to play with. Sal is such a Sal.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Ugh. I mean... Did you like the panties ruse? When they're stealing from the like little convenience store? And Linnae Quigley's just bent over showing her business to everybody while the other woman steals everything from the store? I just have a very like,
Starting point is 00:17:35 Oh, Linnea, a Quigley feeling about that, where it's like, we all have a vagina. You know what I mean? You don't have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to to to to You don't have to tell everyone. I feel bad for her as an actor. Yeah. Because like, what's she doing? And especially in this movie, holy Christ.
Starting point is 00:17:51 One of her first lines is, I just want to look good for the boys. And you're like, oh man, no one ever took you seriously, did they? Not until she did her horror movie workout tape. Did that help? I don't th th th th th th th th th th tho I I I tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho- tho- tho- tho- tho-a' tho-a' tho-a' tho-o-a' tho-a' tho-a tho-a tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho. tho. tho. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tape. Did that help? I don't know, it's fantastic. I'm gonna go with now. There's definitely her showing zombies how to do like aerobics. That's amazing. I was actually surprised that we made it all the way through this movie without anybody dropping an F-bomb in here.
Starting point is 00:18:16 You mean, fuck? No, the other one. Donnie Jeff Coe? Johnny Jeffcoat says it. Does it? Yeah, he says it when a sow leaves. He just goes, Fag. Oh my God. I was like, why would you say that you just accused him of dating your sister or like, whatever, it doesn't matter. I was so excited that this, well we made it through without, oh man. Donnie Jefford says it, sorry.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Edes were a shitty time on some on most. So we get to the whole house. There's a bunch of like Stoog and the other guy and like Franny and Max and... Stooge is a real-life nasty boy. From the early 90s WWE. That's what he looks like. He really does look like a Hammondagger. He's there with Helen who has no purpose in this movie. Just to die. She's here to die. She's not even a stereotype. I'm sorry she's here to die and to be made fun of and called all sorts of awful names by Stoogge. They're really mean why is she hanging out with these guys? I don't know. I forgot, sorry back to
Starting point is 00:19:16 a little Jeffcoat. He also says that his sister has big chocchos. Well, Jeff Coat, what are you doing? I haven't known this is Count Dingleberry, the flaming asshole of Transylvania? That was just something someone said. Just something someone said. Just making sure. So they're talking about going to the Hull House, and they're recounting how weird the guy who ran the hall house was. And one guy says, old man, Hull loved his clientele in the carnal sense. Why does that make that it makes no difference to this movie? That he was
Starting point is 00:19:50 a necrophilia? Yeah. It was nothing to do with anything. The whole story has nothing to do. I don't understand this movie. It's just supposed to set up that he was like some sort of like nasty like a cult, because there's the whole thing of like, this wall is built with running water underneath it because a spirit can't cross running water. Is that true? I mean, that's the thing I've heard about vampires, that they can't cross running water, yeah, like a river or something. Okay. So the house is demonically possessed. Yes, there's a very specific, that point is made multiple times. And that's the movie, that's
Starting point is 00:20:27 the whole thing pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. There's a there's a lot of boobs that you're leaving out. There's a lot of shitty teen relationships. I think it's Stoogge who calls his car his cruiser and I was like, I'm gonna start calling my car my cruiser and I was like I'm gonna start calling my car my cruiser. Are you also gonna moon people while wearing Jack Lantern underwear? No but I am gonna say lines like eat a bowl of fuck. That is an extremely 80s thing to say to somebody. Yeah. And then somebody that dude laughs like Shaggy? No, I mean Judy sucks. No one respects Helen. And then, yuck kissing. So, all of our main cast there, and Sal has snuck his way up there and hidden in a coffin. Yeah. That they're going to like try and scare people with, but he's already in there scaring them and
Starting point is 00:21:19 they get mad at him for doing what they were going to do to somebody else. And then somebody points it out, renderinging the entire entire entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire joke the entire joke the entire joke the entire joke the were going to do to somebody else. And then somebody points it out, some rendering the entire joke pointless. Yeah. Lina Quigley tries to put her butt in the fire just to like to turn some other dude on. I don't know. Her thing in this movie is dancing. Yeah. Sexy dancing. And butts, and buts, and boobs, and bobs, and lipstick, I th, I is, I is, I is, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin thin thin, th. thin, thin' to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their bu., their bu., their bu., their their bu., their lines. She has no purpose. I feel sorry for her.
Starting point is 00:21:47 She puts a lipstick into her boop. Let's talk about it. Why? After she gets possessed. So they bring out a mirror? Yeah. And like, they're like, oh, just staring in the mirror and if it goes black, somebody will show up or something. It's a very bloody merry type thing to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was I I I I I I I I I I they they they they they they they they they they they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. theat. thooooooo. the. thoooooooooooo. the. the. the. the. very bloody merry type thing to do. Yeah, yeah, I was hoping a Tony Todd would just be like, can he mat? No, okay, sorry. He's the wrong movie. Shuts the door. But instead it's a demon puppet shows up and it's like, ah, nah, gnaah. Yes. I like him because he's so, so, so, so, so, so bad. I just have notes like shut the fuck up, asshole. Yeah, that's the whole movie. The mirror goes black, there's a demon festering fuckwads.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Linnaeus Quigley needs cute boys. They become demon possessed, her, Linonite Quigley becomes demon possessed. After Angela does, right? Or does Linnaeus quickly come? No, she gives the, she smooches the demon into Angela. And then is like need a cute boy and her voice like drops like 12 octaves once she gets possessed by a demon. I didn't even notice it to be honest with you. And then there's like she just like grabs a dude and goes off to
Starting point is 00:22:54 to go to the bone zone. Who is it? Stoogge? Yeah okay but then she like dips out on him becomes a full-blown demon. Shops lipstick into her. Like, so she's drawing all over her face with lipstick. She draws a heart utter face. It looks great. I was way into it. Did you like that? What was her costume supposed to be, by the way? Sexy?
Starting point is 00:23:13 Uh-huh. Sexy tutu lady? . Yeah. Uh-huh. theyse. She like sits there and thinks for a second and like, uh-huh, rips her shirt open, draws on her fake boobs, draw on her fake boobs. And it's a very close up.
Starting point is 00:23:29 It's like, in it, I was thinking like, your mom's watching this. You know what I mean? I'm not trying to shame her. No. I'm just saying like, I just feel like she could have done so much better with herself. Yeah, but unfortunately in the 80s there just weren't like... No, I know. You've got rolls getting your boobs out. It was a different time.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Yeah. So, but it's hilariously, she's like painting with the lipstick and then she's just kind of like, and just sticks the lipstick bloodlessly into her nipple. And her boob. How did they do that? It's a fake boob. Well, obviously. It's very good. It looks good. Yeah, yeah. It's the best part of this movie. They did an excellent mold of her breasts.
Starting point is 00:24:10 It looked exactly like them. Which we are all extremely familiar with at this point. I know them boobies. Silent night, Edlin. I believe we're watching. I was like, those aren't her boobs. I mean, you just get, you just get to know these people. We are intimately familiar with their breasts. Yeah. And then later, it was like, oh, those are Barbara Crampton's boobs.
Starting point is 00:24:35 I did like, that like, for the first like 10 minutes of the demon possessions, you don't see anything, and it's all like, just like, just like, they're like faking the fu the fu the fu the fu the fu the fu the fu the fu the fu their their their their their their their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomom. And, th. And, th. just they're like faking the funk through their possessions yeah and I was into that I have as no-sium jump scares yeah there aren't really no jump scares in this movie there are actually no scares on this movie except for where the lipstick go yeah yeah yeah right so J is with Judy because he believes that Judy is DTF right because he th believes that Judy is DTF. Right. Because he thinks that she boned with the Sal.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Right, because if you bone one, you bone them all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Again, another very 80s concept. Sure. And I don't care how much you want to fuck. Don't fuck in that gross. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Everybody's going in that gross. Like Franny and Max going to a room and one of them is like, I never made it in a coffin before and the other one's like me either. Like who the fuck has? Who has? Do you want to show how boring I am? Yeah. I said, uh sex in a coffin, that sounds worse than in a shower. Yeah, oh yeah. I smoked weed next to a coffin. A thinn. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th their their their their their their their their their their thooooo their one their their their their their their their their their their their me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me their their their their their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. I. S. S. I. S. S. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah once, that's something. I wish you had smoked weed out of a coffin. If someone made a pong out of a coffin? Do your bong sound. Oh, hold on. That's so good. It sounds so real. So there's just a bunch of dumb shit.
Starting point is 00:26:00 People trying to fuck. Linnea Quigley taking off her underwear while wearing her shoes, which is just repulsive to me and I can't, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the. the the thean. the the thean. to to to to to to their to, people dying trying to fuck. Linnea Quigley taking off her underwear while wearing her shoes, which is just repulsive to me, and I can't like explain why, but I feel it's just disgusting to take your underwear off while you still have shoes on. You know what I mean? I don't but I like that. You don't think that's gross? I thin show to start. You can't wear your pants, you're gonna get all wrinkly, you gotta wait till you're going out there.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Nobody gets the Don Rickles jokes. I don't even, I just nod at you. I don't know what that means. No, no, not everyone's infatu with the rat pack? No? Just do you. Well, to you. Well, probably other people too. One or two. One or two.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Pick it up, back it in. Let me begin. I came to win. That'll be that's a sin. You're your better back up. Try and let the roll. Try in front the roll and you know the whole crew act up. Get up, stand up. Go and th hands up, if you got the feeling, jump up to the ceiling, mugs, there's some punks, someone's talking junkie, I'll bust them in the eye, and then I'll take the punks so feeling. I can do the whole song. Yeah, you just did. Do you want to explain why we're, technical problem to get back into it. Yeah, the computer just crashed for a second, but it's back. It's back and we had to do that to get back into our group, to get back into talking about Don Rickles. I can't believe after 10 years of friendship?
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Starting point is 00:28:23 I think you're supposed to care about Judy. Yeah. You don't. I mean, Linnea Quigley I cared about because I care deeply for Lania Quigley. Sure. But she's the first to go, so it's kind of like, eh. No, she's not. She's the first to be turned. She's the first to be to be to be to become to be to be to be to be the first. to be the first. to be to be the first. to be the first. to be the first. to be the first. to be the first. to be. to be. to be. the first. to be. to be. the first. to be. to be. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the first. the first. the first. the first. to be. the first. to be thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I thi. I the. I thi. I the. I the. I the. I thea. I thea. I thea. I the. the. I the. I the. the. I thea. I thea. I the. I the. Ithe height of indeterminate. Yeah. Throne from where it was like, I was like, who is that?
Starting point is 00:28:47 I forgot Helen had existed. It was like a trembusha just launched her into being. And then, yeah, Roger has gone outside. I think we're supposed to care about Roger too. Again, I don't. You know why I don't care about Roger? shitty pirate costume, and he's extremely stereotypical. He's always talking, he's talking about my daddy is a preacher and it's like, who wrote this? A white dude.
Starting point is 00:29:09 So I take that out on Roger. Also, he does a thing in this movie that I really hate, which is he'll be with another character and something scary will happen, and he'll just run, he doesn't warn them. If he sees it and they don't, he's th, he's th, he's th, he's th, he's th, he's th, he's th, he's th, he's th, he's th, he's thin, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's a. He's a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. the. He is our Scooby-Doo character in this, who just peels it. Well, he's the Scooby or Shag of this, like he just feels out. But like, does the run in place for a second and then, phew? I'm so sad. So people can start dying off one by one, of course, because that's what this movie is. But when they died they they die they die they die they die they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thethe zombie demons looked fucking great Oh they did I was real pumped on them and on things I was real pumped on was a plastic slip covers on the furniture joke which was definitely an Italian joke
Starting point is 00:29:52 oh yeah sell yeah I just want to be very clear that everyone is being stereotyped oh I do want to mention that there's like so the soundtrack is just like synth stuff and then like the fake pop we couldn't afford to pay for real songs yeah except for one Bouthouse song oh yeah and I was really excited and like I loved all the stickers that were on like the boom box and it's just like like on the cars yeah like corrosion conformity and fear and all these punk fans and I was like it's totally trying to be returned to the living yeah I was really stoked on that the tho th I th I th I th I th I the th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th. th. thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. the the thi. I'm the. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I was like th. I was like th. I was like the the the the the the the the tote. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. I was like like like thi. I'm thi. I'm just just just just just just just just just like tote. I'm just like tote. I'm just just like like tote. I'm just just like like tote. I'm totally. I'm totally. I'm just just just like like try. I'm just t dead. I was really stoked on that. You think you would be less stoked on that because this is a very not good movie. Yeah but I feel like I enjoy the the like cover band aspect of this movie. That's fair. Did you like Sal's Tombstone that said born whatever year died tonight? That doesn't hold up you know? I love that he's just Sal Romero and I feel like every time that happens in a movie everybody else would be like like I the like I the like I the like I the like I the like I the like I the like I the like I I the like I the like I the like I the like I the the the the the th. I th. I the th. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy the the I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I enjoy. I enjoy. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the. I'm the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. the. I the. I the. I the. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I that he's just Sal Romero, and I feel like every time that happens in a movie,
Starting point is 00:30:46 everybody else would be like, Bobby Bradbury, and like, you know, the all have other like horror related names and she's like, yeah, it's just Sal Romero. We can only go so far. So we get down to Sal and Judy being the only ones that are left alive. Oh and Roger, no. Oh, Sal is, Sal is, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And I I th. And I th. And I th. And I tha, tha, tha, tha, that's, that's, that's, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooo-a, tha, tha, tha ones that are left alive. Or Roger, I think you mean? Oh and Roger, no. Oh, Sal is alive for a while, longer than he ought to be. Yes. Yeah. And I was afraid that Sal and Judy, because she like is like,
Starting point is 00:31:11 oh, Sal, I miss you so much. I'm so glad you're back. I like, how Judy's it. And she's like, oh, Judy. I just saw the note that Roger says my daddy taught me how to pray real good. I have that my daddy he taught me how to pray real good and then in parentheses this is practically a minstrel show. And then I wasn't sure if I was going to say it out loud and I just did. And I can always take it out if you want me to.
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Starting point is 00:32:41 Take that back. Linaialey pokes out Jay's eyes which I really enjoyed. Great eye gout. I love two thumbs and eye sockets. Oh me too. I once took a... Chef Kisses eye sockets. I feel like I've mentioned this before but I once took a self-defense class for women where the instructor was like, you have to be ready at any given time to put your their their their their to their to be their their to be their their to be their to be their to be to be their to be their to be their to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be ready. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be. I'm to be. I'm to be. I to be to be. I to be to be to be. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the.. to be tomfe. tomfe. tome. tome. tooe. tooefficient. tooefficient. tooefficient. tooefficient. tooefficient. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. toeateate. I toe your fingers into someone's eyes. You have to be ready because you know if someone's attacking you you can't be like oh I know when I hurt them.
Starting point is 00:33:06 You have to be mentally prepared to put your fingers in someone's eyes. So I think about it all the time. So I think about it. So that you're always mentally prepared. I'm always mentally prepared. So like if you come up behind me and tape their thumum th you th you th you might th you might th you might th you might th. You might th. You might th. You might th. You might th. You might th. You might th. You might th. You might th. You might th. You might thum, you might to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the to be the th. You. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I their their their their thum. I their their their their thu. I their mentally. I their thu. I to be mentally. I to be mentally. I to be, no-name almonds or something. Excuse me, they're savorits. Mama Katsy. Is that like trader Giatos? Yeah, all the pizza stuff is Mama Katsy. They're taking bakes are really good though. Mama Katsy knows what she's doing. Sao would like them. So, Linai quickly says to, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to. to. to. to, to, to. to, to, to. to. to, to, to, to to to to, to, to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too-s. they-s. to-s. to-a, to-s.atsy used to make. So Linnaea quickly says to Judy,
Starting point is 00:33:51 how did you like your blind date? I liked that too. I was very into that. I like that 80s conceit of wordplay. Yeah. Just like punny, very punny things. Like, like. Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie? Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. And even in this movie, like, Stoge is wearing a pig.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Yeah, this is his costume. He's a pig. But Linea quickly is like, maybe I'm in the mood for pork tonight. Or something. And I was like, okay, I like it. I would like to think that at some point during this movie she was acting and the director was like, hmm, so hold on, wait, it was Linia? Can you just be more you? And she's like, oh, I can. This Linnea goes up to 11. Because that she just started sounding like trash for overturned the living dead and it was great. Which was her character? Yeah, yeah. What year? to the, th, th, l le, le, th, le, le, le, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, the, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thu, thu. Li, thu. Li, thu. Li, thu. Li, thu. Li, thi, thi, thi. Li, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. What year was that, 85? 85 or 86? And this is 88?
Starting point is 00:34:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Linay Quigley really got away with playing a teen for a long time, didn't she? She's like 35. Yeah, she's, and she, I gotta be honest. She looks every year, but of course she doesn't. to put it up into a top pony and walk, their their their. to to to to to to their to to to to their to to to to to their to to to their to to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too to to to to to to to to to to toogelly, toogelly, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too too too too too tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho., the tho. thee, the the the, the, the, thee., thea., thea., thea., thea. thea. thea. toda want to look good for the boys. Madam, you're middle-aged. Not to go back to that, but that scene where she's been over in the convenience store, oh god, the camera is just like, they just like put the camera on, locked it and we're like,
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Starting point is 00:36:12 wrote. For someone who could not climb a wall. Well in her defense Roger hands her barb wire to climb a wall. Roger is absolutely useless that's what I'm saying. I kind of loved him. No. So Roger gets over the wall. Yeah. Yeah. So Roger gets over the wall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. S that that that's that's super that's super that that that that th. S th. S that that that that that that's super super. S that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. S. th. S. th. S. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thu. S. th. S. th. thu. S. S. th. th. S. S. S. th. S. S. S. useless, that's what I'm saying. I kind of loved him. No. So Roger gets over the wall. Yeah. Judy can't because ow. Yeah. And she's just, I mean, I don't have any upper body strength that her. I'm feeling her. I want to believe that I would if I was running from zombie demons. Although in this movie, it seems that the living have no concept that these things can chase them. They they they they they they they they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their. I their. I their. I their their. I they're their. I their. I their. I th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. th. th. their. th. th. to. to. tog. te. te. te. tog. tog. th. their. their. their. things can chase them. They're always shocked to find that they're like right on their tails. And then they're going to be around the next quarter. Yeah, they're always shocked. She finally gets over the wall.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Roger comes back to get her after he runs away and he's like, I can't run away. I go back and get her. There's the hand the hand the hand. There's the hand. There's the hand. There's the hand. There's. There's. There's. There's. T. The. The. T, their. The. The. T, their. T, their. T. T. T. T. their. their. their. their. their. And their. their. their. they're they're they're they're they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. And. And they're. And they're. And. And they're. And they's. And. And. And they's. And they's. And. And they're. And they're. And they're. And. And they're. And they're. And their. And their. And their. And their. And their. And their. And their their their their their their their their their the into the vortex. I wish this movie was called Climax to the Vortex. Same. Which I think is what the movie the Void should have been called. Which one was the void? No like the like the guy in the hospital that like his son died so the triangle movie. Yes. Yeah climax into the vortex. the trivue. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thr- thronge. I thrien is th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tri. th. tri. tri. th. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. th. th. th. th. then we go back to the old man. I forgot entirely about him. And his wife, who's made him an ample pie? He that he's eating for breakfast. Yeah, it's pie for breakfast.
Starting point is 00:37:34 I mean, it's fruit, it's eggs, it's milk. No, there's no milk in that. That's pumping pie. Unbeknownst to him, he managed to chomp down a razor blade. And swallow it. And swallow it. He must, he needs to chew his food better. And then blood just starts shooting out of his throat. And his wife comes up and puts her hand and's like, mm-hmm. It's a nice touch. It's totally unnecessary. You've completely forgotten this man exists. Yeah, it's a nice touch. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thate. that. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that to to the. the. the. the. to that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. thu. thu. thu. thu. that. that. that. that. that that that the. the theat theat the theat theat theat the thuu. theat the Yeah, she's just sipping her coffee. Katie, you want to know my final notice?
Starting point is 00:38:06 Please. This movie really paid off. Oh, oh. Sounds like we're going to the ratings phase. Braid, ra, ra, ratings phase. there it is. You want to go first? No. Okay. Katie, you're going to find this hard to believe.
Starting point is 00:38:29 I loved this movie. I am shocked. It's like, it's a really good misfits cover band. I'm a gape at this information. It's super dumb. Incredibly. But I think it's super fun at the same time and just silly. And like if this was on Halloween night and like I've eaten too much candy and I'm watching and I'm totally happy. I'm totally stoked on it.
Starting point is 00:38:56 So I'm going to give this movie a 7.5. You have to be kidding me. This movie is really bad. It's got Linnaea Quigley in it. It's got Linnaeus Quigley jamming lipstick into her nipple in it. I think that is the highlight of the film. I agree, it's got a demon puppet. Which it doesn't really serve a purpose? It has nothing to do with the backstory of the house. No, nope. I just feel like this was a mad libs of movies. Oh yeah. Where they like rolled, they had like a bunch of like, you know the sex dice that like they sell it for Bachelorette parties or whatever?
Starting point is 00:39:34 It's Spencer's gifts. And you roll them and it's like, you know, I feel like that's what it was. It was like, teens, Halloween, party, demon, lipstick boobs. One bell House song. I don't know if that's on the day. Maybe, I don't know. Movie? Movie, done.
Starting point is 00:39:52 28 minutes it took for me to realize I'd seen this before. I think that's a new record for my Deja viewing. You know what I mean? That's really bad. That's super generic. Yeah. And for that, I'm th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the the the the thean.eananananananer. that's theanne. that's that's not. that's not. that's not. that's not.. That's super generic. Yeah. It's so generic. And for that, I'm going to have to give it a five, because that's as generic as you can get. It still sounds like, uh, it's not the worst movie you've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Oh no. No. No. I saw, um, I don't even know what the worst movie we've done. I feel like recently I said this is the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, th worst, th worst, th worst, th worst, thi, thus thus thus thus thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, uh, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. that's not, that's not, thi. that's not, thi. that's not, that's not, that's not thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah, yeah. I mean I still go back to go-ship as being like top five like just garbag. What did we do in the last like two months it was so so so so bad? Don't don't count on me for memories. No. Somebody out there knows and they're like yelling at their TV right now. Are we on TV? Yeah you can play this through your TV? I'm sure you could. You get a DVD- the DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the the the their their their like like like like like like like like like their like their like their like their like like like like like like like like th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. their. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.through your TV. Sure you could. You get a DVD player. Burn the podcast, a writeable DVD. Yeah, pop it in there.
Starting point is 00:40:52 With the DVD drive that's still on everyone's computers. Yeah. Uh, Katie. Alan. Hey, thanks, William. T.J. Bear, that's so adorable. Do you think it's Teddy? Jux-spin? Drugs spin? Somebody made a great skippy scribbles joke on our Facebook today and I lulled. Thank you. It was about the werewolf and that's overruled. Yeah. And yes, it was skippie scribbles. Yes. So cute. Can I take it to a little place called the male the male the male the male the male the mail the mail the mail the mail the mail to to to to the mail tha to to to tha to tod to tod to to to to to today to to to to to to to to to to today. to to to to to too- too- too- too- too- to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-o-a-o-o-s the-s today today today today today today today today today today today today today today-d. today-d. th. th. 't, cannot write. Katie. Yeah. Can I take it to a little place called the Mailbag?
Starting point is 00:41:27 Please. Mailbag! Yes. So much fun. This is a iTunes review? Yes. Excellent. I don't know if you were just piping me for a really fun mail bag.
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Starting point is 00:42:09 you'll enjoy it. And maybe you'll find a new favorite. Thanks for providing something so great for free, guys. Oh my god. Can we hire Wayland underscore 52 to do some like promotional writing for us because that was really nicely done. Thank you. They finished off with a, I guess download it if you. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to be, if to to be, th. th. to be, to be, th. to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, thi. thi, thi, to be, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi..................................................... nicely done. Thank you. They finished it off with a, I guess download it if you want, it's dumb, but whatever. Katie's probably ugly, blah.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Ah, yeah. If only there was there a way for them to confirm that is not true. Yeah, just Google image search. When they Google search you, it's just photos of Simba. It's so good. They're gonna be so let's out thi-I show. Hi Zima. But I thought he, what happened? I don't know. Is that his grandfather? What's happening? Oh no. Speaking of live show, we're doing one. We did that already. Okay. I want to keep reminding them. Tickets might be sold out at this point. They're probably not. Do you want to do a movie next week? Yeah, we should. We should do another one. Do you want to do a listener suggestion? I mean, let's
Starting point is 00:43:11 be honest, we've already watched the movie. We're doing Jason P. Suggestion from Twitter. Orca from 1977. Jason. Jason. thrown. Jason, come on. Why you do this to me, Jason? I have a great, the killer whale. Jason. Come on. Why you do this to me, Jason? I have a great little anecdote about Jason that I will get into in next week's episode that confirms something that we had thought might be real earlier on. Wonderful. I look forward to hearing it.
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