Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 193- Orca (1977)
Episode Date: September 10, 2018A big thanks to listener Jason P. for suggesting this bananas film: this week we're talking about the 1977 movie that IS DEFINITELY NOT A RIPOFF OF "JAWS," DON'T YOU WORRY, "Orca." Special topics for ...your consideration include: this movie is a ripoff of "Jaws," Bo Derek being off-brand, Whale Facts!: The Game, things one might miss while getting a snack, Richard Harris singing and a little "Baby Shark." Do you like movies that are definitely, totally not meant to be "Jaws"? You should check out Episode 41- "The Last Shark." Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are! October 5, 2018 The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm Tickets are $10 and are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821 Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.Â
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Alan.
Katie.
Would you like to play a game?
It's called whale facts.
Whale facts? Yeah, I have some questions for you. And they're true or false questions, so you answer
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Number one.
Yeah.
Orcas are whales, true or false?
True.
False, they are dolphins.
Oh, whale facts.
Oh, these are actual whale facts.
Yeah.
Oh, these are actual whale facts.
Yeah.
Tulls. These are inspired by the film. Number two, whales don't sleep, true or false.
Oh, they definitely don't sleep.
They can't.
False.
Okay, okay.
Are they fucking sleep?
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Number three, the premise of this film, thrown.
Number three, the premise of this film, thrown.
the thouk This film is a lie. Are you saying that the Romans didn't name them Orca or Cucca-cass?
Because it meant death from the sea or whatever the fuck they say in this movie?
I don't know what they said in this movie because it is literally all nonsense.
Are you saying? I don't know.
That whales don't pose for the t-shirts that you can buy at the beach that are airbrushed
of killer whales jumping next to each other in the ocean like they do at the beginning
of this movie.
Those are their mates for life, according to this film.
I love that every time something good happens to this whale, it jumps out of the water.
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Who are you?
I'm Katie, we already said that. Did we?
Yeah.
I like, course Light really got to me.
I know.
You said it so accusatorily to like, who are you?
Like, wait, where am I?
This is your home.
What are we talking about?
Oh, wait, who are you?
I'm Alan.
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1977 film Moby Jaws. Right? I feel like somebody heard about Moby Dick and
they were like, yeah they're after a whale. I'm writing the movie.
Adoy. I'm not reading that with all them words. Didn't we already do Italian Jaws?
L'Otomo squalo?
Hold on.
I wanted to name this movie
Ultimo Panda Squalo.
Panda?
Yeah, because I look little pandas in the sea.
Pandas of the sea.
I like that a lot.
There's nothing about a killer whale that's not adorable.
It's true.
They also don't really attack people. No. Except when captivity. But what about their two rows of teeth?
I mean a lot of animals I think have two rows of teeth, don't they? It's also like, okay, they're
just in their mouths that aren't coming near you. I have two rows of teeth too. Is that
not right? Is that normal? You did you just keep attacking Richard Harris? It's a little. You did you just thack the the the th attack th attack th attack th at attacking that that th at that th at that th at that that th at th at th at th at th at that th at thatting that that thatting. I that that thatting. I that that that that, I thatting. I that. I the, I the thears. I the the the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I thi th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that. I tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes. I tea. I te. I too mean Dumbledore. First Dumbledore, RIP.
Did you listen to that song that I sent you?
No.
Oh, yes, I did.
We're the man had banana.
I didn't hear any part of it because the man had banana sideburns.
There was a couple years ago.
I was infatuated with a song, MacArthur Park, sung by Richard Harris. at singing. I didn't realize that was this man. I didn't know why you sent that to me and I didn't want to ask. I thought you were just like I'm digging on
this and I want you to hear it too. Until right now. Yeah. I actually forgot you
sent it because I didn't get it. I wanted to send it to you because I was going to
to talk about this song and how ridiculous it is. Are you going to drop it in? Sure, I'll drop a little bit of it. It's seven and a half minutes long. Yeah, that's why I didn't listen to all of it. It's just
ridiculous 70s. If you know who Jimmy Webb, the producer is, it's signature Jimmy Webb.
It's just over the top and overwrought. And the rain. I don't know if I can take it because I took so long to bake it and
I'll never have that recipe again. Oh no, it's fucking absurd.
That was the man who was the lead and that was Dumbledore? Huh. Well it all makes sense
now. Well, well known drunk, Richard Harris. Yeah. This movie is really, really, really, really, really bad. I don't know what you're...
It's Jaws. Well, Jaws is good. Yeah. I even thought that like the 70s guy who worked on the boat,
I don't know what his name was. I thought that even kind of look like Richard Dreyfus.
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get me someone who looks like Richard Dreyfus. I could get you Dick Dreyfey. Yeah.
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know what you're talking about. The woman, the main woman in this film is now or
was on the show Brad Church. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I recognize her. Charlotte Rampling. Yeah, she's a good actress. Yeah, she's a good. Kinen Win is the thin, th. Ki. Ki. Ki. Ki. Ki. Ki. Ki. Ki. Ki. Ki. K, th. K, th. K, th. K, th. K, th. K, th. K, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th.'s fine. Keenan Win is also in this, and I love Keen and Win. Who is that? He's the old, old guy, the guy who's the first one to die.
Oh, okay.
Like, nobody cares that he's dead.
They'll give a shit for like 20 minutes they care,
that they're done.
He, he's just in a ton of like bad, thsoes, thast and that kind of thing. Oh, I like Laser Blast. Yeah, yeah. Why you got that laser?
One thing I really liked about this movie is all of the just like nature documentary shots.
I thought they were really great.
I thought that maybe they weren't filmed by the makers of this movie, but it seems like
they were. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, they're really really nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice. The underwater shots are nice. Yeah, I do love that when we're watching them in the beginning during the, I'm calling what it is, the whale fucking part of this movie.
Yeah, they fucking? Yeah, they fucking. Is that a whale's fuck? Yeah, they're just rub up against
each other? You know what a whale's penis is called? A dork? It's not. A dork? It's not, remember when Google. Tell her? Google. Tell her she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she to tell. to tell. to tell to tell to to to to to to to to the to the the the the their the their their their their their the be told again. God damn it, Katie, I told you it's not called a torque. Stop asking.
Who's Google told me to stop asking? It just shush a shoe. Katie, go to sleep. Do you know what time it is?
But this movie has like, it's got Will Sampson, who was Umalock, who's in like one fluvel the
cuckoo's nest and like, uh, so right around the tie the. They've got Robert Caridine, a lesser Caridine, from Revenge of the Nerds and
a much of other movies.
You know, Bo Derek, like, it's kind of a pretty stellar cast.
Yeah, it's not good.
It has no script.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, I was going to say, they whale in the ocean, here's a whale in the swimming pool, here's a whale in the ocean, here's a whale in the swimming pool,
like it's going back and forth.
Yeah, it's, I mean, they did what they could.
Is this whale fucking?
That's a note I have.
Yeah, yeah, they fucking.
And then my next song,
And the note says, So there's a very popular song for small children called Baby Shark and it is, it
will get stuck in your head and it will ruin you.
And there's one of the lines is Hungry Shark, do-doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-doo.
And there's one of the lines is Hungry Shark, do-do-doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-doo, do do do do that's the song I like it I like it a lot you
know they have this hungry shark and he he do do do do do do do hungry shark I
can't it's I get on a loop in the hungry shark scene do to do do do do do you
see the shark coming up to bite Charlotte rambling and as it's like a oh yeah yeah when she's scuba diving oh is that the that the the boat no that's th I I I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. that's the. that's the. the. that's the. the. the. that's that's the., is that guy who's with her on the boat?
No?
That's Robert Caridine.
Is that Ken?
Yes, that's Ken.
Because when he shows up later, I was like, who the fuck are you?
Yeah, that's Ken.
That makes sense.
So, it's a score-dun-dood, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo,
it's like, hmm, but, uh, it's just a little,
and then, and then,
and then, and it goes, doo-doo, doo-doo, do-doo,
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So these people are a shark salesman, is my understanding.
Yeah, yeah, they're middlemen for sharks.
They're, yeah, right.
They're shark dealers.
And then they decide to become killer whale dealers once they see a killer whale.
Like, I don't understand what click for them that they were like, let's, oh, I didn't know those existed. It's like if you were a fur coat dealer and you're like, oh, they got minks out here?
Yeah, right?
I'm done with squirrel.
Yeah, it's very, it's, uh, whatever.
Oh, god damn it.
Also, Ken just falls off that boat for, like love that Richard Harris's boat is called Bumpo.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
I didn't know if it was a reference to something I didn't get.
Then we cut to, I don't remember what her name is, the woman, the woman that's not
Bo-Derick.
Rachel Bedford?
Rachel Bedford,, that is not her name. Yeah, played by Charlotte Rampling. I mean, I'm sure that is her name in the movie, that's right.
So Rachel Bedford, we cut to her lecture.
She's lecturing a room full of 70s college students about whales, but she's just like firing
off rapid fire facts that like don't, she doesn't explain any of them.
If I may, right. Well it's not just
their body, it's their intelligence because we know that whales intelligence
exists and is powerful, which is a line in this movie. And most likely surpasses man.
The name of the Orca is the Latin for Bringer of Death. Yeah, it isn't. Orcas are better parents than humans. Why? She doesn't say why. She just says it. I mean that that's demonstrable. that. Because. Because. Because. Because. Because. Because. that. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. Because that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their. Because. Because. Because. their. We's their. We's their. We's their. We's their. We's their. We's their. We'll. their. We'll. Wea. We'll. their. Wea. their. Wea. their. their. Wea. Wea. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their are better parents than humans.
Why?
She doesn't say why.
She just says it.
I mean, that's demonstrable.
Sure.
Better, greater friend to man the dogs.
I love that line.
If you have a baby and you see a whale, give the baby to the whale.
It's going to give that baby a better life.
It's just like if you really love your child, that, that, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's that, it's that's that, it's that, it's that's that, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's to is is is is is, it's to, it's to, it's to, it's to, it's to, it's to, it's to to to to to to, it's to to to, you want them to have the best life possible.
And sometimes that's not with you.
Sometimes that's with an orca.
No greater friend to man.
Do you think dogs are just like, oh man?
And then she talks about how all they, if what their intelligence, which they believe
that whale's intelligence is like, if people had x-ray vision and they could tell if you were happy.
Madam, that is not what x-ray vision would do.
What if your friends could feel you fart?
From a great distance.
And then she starts talking in narration, which she does twice in this movie, just twice.
Oh my god.
This was who was written by a non-English speaker, right?
No, I don't think so.
Really?
I mean, it is a Dino de Larentes production.
He spoke English, maybe a little bit?
Yeah, I don't know.
The next note I have is, ha ha ha, she's horny for Nolan.
Yeah, I mean, what this movie presupposes is, he is just so desirable that nothing he can
do will ever be unattractive, such as just everything he does.
She's just like, he's like, she's like, don't go hunting any whales
and fucking them up. And he's like, dog, I definitely wouldn't fuck them up. I mean, they're
definitely gonna hunt them. There's something you could do to stop me from doing it. And she's
like, I didn't say that's off the table. And she's like, what? I mean, this woman care so deeply for a man's greatest thiiiiiiiiii that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi is thi is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. thi. he he he he he he he is to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tog. to t from killing them. And it's very distressing when he kills that whale.
Oh my god. Oh my god. When that whale gave birth, I like I was like I can't I think
I'm gonna turn this off. It was good the first time I was gonna walk away from a movie.
Because it looked like a humang baby that fell out of that. And I was like, oh this is just splattered on the deck. Because she's screaming the whole time. This whale screams.
Yep. And he's like, he's like shocked that this is happening. You fucking shot it with a
harpoon. If only someone could have predicted the consequences. You know what I mean? He tried shooting the male. Yeah. Nicked its fin for later on recognizing the whale whale. the whale. the whale. the whale. the whale. the whale. the whale. the whale. the whale. the whale. the whale. the whale. Because. Because. Because. Because. He the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. too. too. too. too. too. too. the the too. the the they. the the the the the the the the the the mean? He tried shooting the male. Yeah. Nick Ditsvin for later on recognizing the whale purposes.
Yeah.
And just like kills the female.
And it's just like, he should have been going, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm so.
Oh, I'm so, oh, I really, oh, I said I wasn't gonna fuck up and I totally fucked up.
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the baby on the deck. And I was like, okay, well they wash the baby off, which is
upsetting enough. Yeah, they just spray with a hose until it rolls over the side of
the boat. I do love the keen and wind just rolls up to him and like, you're fine, shut up, and walks away.
He's like, well, you got it off the boat.
What else could you, like, need to do?
Stop being a chuckle, fucking knucklehead.
Oh my god.
And so, then we cut to later on in the night,
that whale is still hanging off the deck, and it. Like, wouldn't it crash? Yeah. How were they
got to take a whale? It doesn't make any goddamn chance. But so they've got the
mama whale strung up and Papa whale is out in the ocean.
Papa, shark, do, do, do, do, do that'sach Lucy the song that never ends.
Oh, thank you.
Help.
So, the male is like circling them and like I love the scene.
You see the male shark's eye and a single tear rolls out of it.
Which we see twice. Very into that.
And it looks at Nolan, aka Richard Harris,
and goes, a cachew and takes a picture with his eyeball.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
It is a robot.
It's so stupid.
I mean, everything about this movie is so stupid. Like, Rachel is a with Nolan about it, she's like, he's a mammal,
but with intelligence and the ability to communicate,
like most mammals, you know what I mean?
Like, I just, help.
So they dumped a whale into the ocean.
And then if it wasn't sad enough,
Papa Whale pushes Mama Whail all the way to the beach with a bunch of other whales trailing them. Yeah, a little whale funeral. Until the last bit where
he has to do this alone. Yeah. I'm just like anthropomorphies much? Can I read
you my note? Yes. This is heartbreaking and I don't want to watch it anymore. Yeah.
No, I felt you on that. Who recommended this by the way? Jason P. Yeah. Hey Jason P. P. P. P. P. Do-Doo. Do-do-du-du-do-du-d-do-doo. Yeah, I went there. You rasperied him.
Jason P. May you be forever haunted by the song do, do, do, liquor store. Liquor store?
Killer whale.
Killer whale.
Killinga.
Kuh, do, do, do, to do.
So, Gus is working on the rig.
Who is Gus?
That's Keen and Wain.
that's Knovack.
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No one cares about his death, so it doesn't matter. But I just love that he's like off working
on the rigging. Yeah. And the Killer Whale is just like, hutch. Yeah, which the Killer
Whale does at least two or three times in attack is good. I like that a lot. And they're all just gonna like, whoa!
Yeah.
And then they're like, eh.
So they get back to shore.
Oh no, when they see the whale like push up on the shore, all of a sudden the mystical
native American band shows up.
When he showed up, I was like, oh oh I'm sure this will be treated very sensitively and respectfully. Which it wasn't that bad. It was a worse. It could have been much worse.
Yeah, yeah. And he's just basically like, yeah, you're done fucked up. Dummy. And he says
something about piss water. You got a piss on the whale or pissing the thing and do the pee pee. It was ridiculous. It was something with a small skinned whale something about a small-skinned whale or something. I don't know. Oh my skin's just too small-small-skin
whale. I know. What does that mean? This is where I have the note more like Moby-Dump? Yeah, that's a very good way of putting it. As if Moby-dick wasn't bad enough. The name. Also-a-a mind. Also, can we talk about the Reverend at Novak's funeral?
He's just like, don't take it too hard.
Like, don't be sorry, Nolan.
Like, not like you're the one who caused this.
Not like you had any warning.
You're totally fucking at fault.
You should feel bad.
And then no one says, can you commit a sin against an animal?
And the reverends like, sins are really against yourself. No, sir, sins are against others.
That's what it is. A little loosey-goosey up there with that religion. He was just like, I don't really
care. What can I say that you'll leave after?
Yeah, that's a good barometer, really.
So the town fixes this dude's boat, because the boat got rammed.
Right, right.
But they also like, the fishermen union guy is like, yeah, I know that Orca's following you?
Yeah. Why does he, why does he know that? Also, can we pause here for this? You have an entire the the the the the that Orcas following you. Yeah. Why does he, like, why does he know that?
Also, can we pause here for this?
You have an entire town full of men with harpoons?
And fishing prowess?
Sure.
Y'all could kill that fish.
But they're like, no, no, no, you'd this is yours.
He's gonna wreck our fishing dollars of property damage in this movie.
He's gonna knock Bo Derek down and chomp her leg off.
Her broken leg.
Who does that to Bo Derek?
He's gonna make the power plan explode?
I have to be honest with you at this point.
Oh, okay.
Normally, when...
Hold on, this is coming out.
I'm leaning back. All right.
We both got handheld mics.
Handheld mics, because we're in a different room.
Normally, when we watch one of these movies.
Yeah.
And if I'm gonna like, get up and get a drink or go to the bathroom, I'll pause it.
I didn't. I just let this one ride.
So I came back from the bathroom going to rewind that. So you can explain it to me if you want, but I don't really care.
The whale blew up the power plant.
How?
How? Yeah. And whale, whale smart.
It's very smarter than a human. Good parent.
Sexual dynamo.
After he blew up the power plant, you know what that whale did?
Jumped out of the fucking water. phoneer? No. We didn't see it's dork. Yeah. You're lying, Katie. I am. I just
love busting shit up and then doing a happy trick. You know what I mean? And it
was so like weird whale green screen when it happened? Like the background was just
weird-looking. Everything was like in that CEPA mode. It looked like those old-timey
wedding photographs where people were in the background, like, you know what I mean, and then in the foreground
Or like you're getting your picture taken at Gettysburg. Yeah, yeah, who would do that? I can't imagine Um, God damn it. It's so fucking funny. Oh boy, there's a scene where Richard Harris bust in on Paul and Bo Derek Derek. Paul is the Richard Dreyfuss-looking guy.
Uh-huh.
Going back in.
And he's just gonna like, oh, I'm sorry.
They're just fucking.
Really?
I missed that?
I must have been in the bathroom for that too.
How long was that?
I got a snack at Did you see that he set a dummy up of himself on the dock for the whale to attack?
Where did you go?
I gotta tell you, I zoned out for a lot of this movie.
I was playing some cell phone games.
I was just out on this.
So Nolan tells Rachel that he lost his wife.
Oh, that's sad. Yeah, so he, like, that that's, that's like, that's like, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. thi. thioliole. that's. that's. that's. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that's. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. his wife. Oh, that's sad. Yeah, so he, like, that's why later on he identifies with the whale.
They're both people, and if he could seek revenge for his wife's death,
because his wife died a drunk driving accident.
Oh, I wondered why he said, I am your drunk driver later.
I was like, that doesn't make any sense, but all right.
I thiole, that makes sense.
Whatever.
So after the wheel blows the power plant up,
they kick Nolan out and they're like,
you gotta go because this whale's fucking everything up.
And- But then no one will give them gas, right?
That's when I came back.
No, they, they, then I think I got a snack and then I came back with it. No, it doesn't matter. The gas was like they were going to drive out of town.
They're like, you can't drive out of town, you gotta take this whale away.
So you're not going to be able to go to the bus station.
That's why they drive the boat to Antarctica.
New Finland. I mean, the world's around, so eventually, yes.
No, it is not.
Oh, I'm into the Flat Earth Society.
Did I not tell you this?
Is this why us and Alex Jones got kicked up Spotify?
Yeah.
Because I just kept insisting in previous episodes that the Earth is flat.
I feel like those assholes are probably on Spotify.
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Do people really believe that?
Yeah, there's a guy who's trying to kill himself
by launching a rocket to prove that the Earth's flat.
I don't get that.
Yeah, he's a moron.
I heard a great thing about conspiracy the moon landing was faked, right? You just go, oh, you're still believing in the moon?
I love that.
I love that.
Oh, I'm going to use that on Robin.
It's going to frustrate him so much because he believes.
Not in the moon.
I mean, not, he's reasonable about some things, but he just really believes in a lot of bizarre shit. Whatever it is just just of it. Yeah I'm going to. Thank you. Oh just two shooters on Kennedy?
You think Kennedy was real? What are they going to do? They have to believe you?
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And Bodeck has lost her leg at this point.
So she's out.
She's dead.
No, no, just out.
She's still alive, just legless.
I thought she died.
No, they're like, they put a blanket over her head.
Later on the movie, they're like Rachel says that the killer whale can't be vindictive, even
though she's previously said that it's like a super intelligent being.
Like if your cat can shit on your bed because you went on vacation, you're trying to tell
me that this animal that's smarter than you can't be vindictive.
Like, it's just, the movie can't decide what a whale is. I can't. It's so dumb.
It's so dumb.
Oh my God.
I like the bodec scene.
I'm the one hung up on this, but it was very
it was very reminiscent of Quint being like chomped by the whale.
Yes, it was that scene.
But it was a house.
Yeah.
The whale had to knock their house.
I tho.
I the the the the the house falling into the water. I thought that was good. I kind of want to live in this town. No? I would love to live by the sea. I'm a man of the ocean. You know the sea is just moving
inward so in probably like 60 years Pittsburgh will be ocean front. Katie. Live longer. I have a stark reality
to tell you. Um, live longer. Live longer. Well, the whale is biting off O'Daric's leg.
Richard Harris is yelling, you revengeful, son of a bitch.
Yeah, revengeful, I don't think is a word.
I think it's vengeful.
But he says it twice.
He does.
You revengeful, son of a bitch.
He means it.
And then he yells, my personal favorite, I'll fight you.
Which, which they then set out on a quest to do, I guess?
To fight?
He says, come at me, bro, to a whale.
He does. He very much come at me, bros.
Even though he knows he's wrong.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't understand any of this. I don't understand anyone's I don't
understand any of it. Oh I'd... And the Native American man is like, oh yeah I'll go
with you. Why is he going? Why is Rachel going? Oh that's right. She's
born for him. Gross. He calls her in the middle of the night and she's like, I'm here for it, and then just lights a cigarette. What is your life? Does she live in that that that that? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? th? th? th? th? th? th? th. th? th. th. the? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi? th. the. the? I? I? the? I? the middle of the night and she's like, I'm here for it and then just lights a cigarette. What is your life?
Does she live in that town?
Yeah.
Weird, because he like comes upon her and then ends up in this place and comes upon her again,
I thought.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Okay.
Yeah, everyone lives in this town.
the that made me mad when he's talking to the Fishermen's Union guy who's like you gotta deal with this, you have to deal
with this shit on the beach, he's drinking like a bottle of liquor and just throws it
on to the sand.
He was done with him.
Ooh, wait.
That's cute. I mean, her real yelled, I'll fight you at a whale. Yeah.
Nolan, Rachel, Paul, our friend, the Dreyfus Man, and Umlock set out.
And we're like, okay, those four are going.
Then like, 15 minutes into the trip, Robert Carradine's also on the ship.
I had no idea who he was.
Who the fuck are you can?
I was like, is it some Italian?
No.
He doesn't have any lines, I don't think.
Not really, no.
There's the dynamite that goes off the deck that lands back on the deck.
The Native American man says things like, how should I steer?
With your hands, asshole.
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like, like Bugs Bunny dressed as a woman beckoning to the,
to like the bad guy.
It's just, I just.
That is perfect. I hate it.
Do you have the same note that I do that's, her outfit is cool, like an elf ranger. Yeah, I, I, th, this, this, this this this this this this this is this is this is this is this is this is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. theeeeeeea. theeeea. theea. thea. theea. theea. thea. thea. the. that I do that her outfit is cool, like an elf ranger?
Yeah, I said obsessed with her jumpsuit.
Or no, this is later in the movie.
She's wearing that olive green jumpsuit earlier, which I loved.
Yeah, but later she's got like knee high, like lace up boots and like,
like, thinne.
Mm-hmm.
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She looks great. Looks great. Yeah. I have green eyes but I only wear black. It looks
good on me. Yeah. No count. Yeah. She's also later sleeping naked on the boat.
Why? Don't sleep naked on a boat. Oh, because you're out on the ocean. You know them horny whales staring staring at it? I have seen that whale
fuck and it is not pretty. But it ends in like a high-five jump. We did it.
My next note says this is so boring. Oh my god I have the note that says this
movie started off like it just started off running like it was just like
whale fucking and then like, shit's going crazy.
But then like, 10 minutes of just swimming.
And then just like, oh, slug.
I didn't need the in real time going from wherever to Newfoundland.
Why?
Why?
And they knew they were running out of fuel, and they didn't, I mean, like, all her... She at the end is alone and stranded.
All her decisions have led her there, and she's just like...
What's gonna happen to her?
I hate to say this.
So...
You don't hate it.
You like to say it.
The whale eats Paul.
It eats Ken, too.
It eats Ken.
Um, the um...
The um... Oumlock um, the um, um,
um, the um, to the true, by an avalanche of an iceberg.
They assume, no one goes to check.
There's just a bloody head.
the dead people in this movie.
Once they're out of sight, out of mind. You gotta fight, and or fuck this whale. this whale. I'm not sure. this. this. this. this. th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoooom. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to to to to tho. to to to thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe. toe gets smashed. I love the line where Nolan says he loved his family more
than I loved mine. Yeah. What? Yeah. I mean, I mean, eh. Whales are given a lot of human qualities in this movie. A little bit, a little bit. That is one of them.
Did you like when the whale was following them
by pushing an iceberg and hiding behind it?
I didn't notice.
And they're like, oh, that iceberg is going against the current.
I didn't notice, and that's so fucking stupid.
I'm glad I didn't notice.
And that's what it like rams the boat with the iceberg. And then, yeah, okay.
When it makes the Seasaw Glacier.
Okay.
No, oh God.
Is that now what you're talking about?
No, so Nolan's like, I can't shoot him.
It's got to be hand to hand.
But this is like after Why are Rachel, Paul, and
Umalock? Umlok? So committed to this man. I think they all want to fuck him. He's not that hot.
I mean... He looks different in a lot of shots. In some shots he's not, in some shots, in some shots, he's not. Hot or not, dot. I think it's when he has a hat on that he's hot. He takes takes takes takes he's he's he's he's he's he's he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He t. He t. He t. He t. He t. He t. He t. He's th. He's th. He's not th. He's not th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. the. the. th. th. not. Hot or not.com. I think it's when he has a hat on that he's hot. He takes it off you're like, whoa! I wouldn't say go back and
listen to MacArthur Park and maybe you'll know why. I think I'll just watch
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
Dumbledore would. Just kidding. No one said no one ever. More like Dumbledon. Yeah.
So he's like, I can't shoot him.
He loves his family more than I love mine.
I'm your drunk driver.
Why did you come here?
Yeah, I'm your drunk driver.
So he goes out on this piece of ice.
And he's like, come at me, whale.
Of ice, I guess, right?
He hits it with the harp. Yes, flotilla is very good.
Thank you.
He hits it with the harpoon.
The whale's like, oh, and then flips him up on the ice.
And just he bashed, he just lets him fall to death, I guess.
But doesn't he like smack him with his tail into the.
I don't know, Alan.
I don't know.
So that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that no, that's right. He flips him into the ice or into the water.
That man would die from exposure.
That water is super duper cold.
Yeah, I saw Titanic.
Exactly.
There's plenty of room on that fucking door.
Everybody knows that.
How could they let that happen in that Brazilian dollar movie to make it, oh my god.
What a fucking travesty. And then the whale is crying again.
Controversial opinion, Billy Zane had every right to be upset.
Because he would have to be pated like a French girl?
Because he was engaged to be married to this woman who is running around with Leonardo DiCaprio.
You would be upset if your fiance ran off with Leonardo DiCaprio?
I mean, would I though he's very handsome. Come on.
You're Billy Zane, you're wearing the eyeliner, you're doing the thing. Yes, you're right.
You're right. I know I am. But he was rich therefore we hated him. Right, that's true. That's true. So the whale then like the whale then like tai'fli flips flips flips flips flips flips flips flips flips flips the the he the he hes he he he he he toe then like tail flips him into an iceberg and kills him.
I just can't.
And he's dying, to which we again see the whale crying.
Why does he cry again?
He didn't want to have to take a life, but he had to get revenge.
He took a lot of lives.
He ruined a lot of livellithoods. You know what I mean? I mean, this was a death that didn't that that that that that that didn't that didn't that didn't that didn't that didn't that didn't that didn't that didn't that didn't that didn't that didn't that that that that that that ruined a lot of property. He took a lot of livelihoods.
You know what I mean?
I mean, this was a death that didn't cause him
to jump out of the water to hi-five this guy.
No, it's sure he did not celebrate this death.
And fucking Rachel's just standing there like,
she's not upset.
He's dead.
She's the whale dies? It died?
Yeah.
Why?
Because they had mentioned earlier like they want to get him under the ice so he can't
come up and he'll suffocate.
I guess whales need to breathe.
And then like the last thing you see of the whale is it's like trying to find
a way to get up even though a hundred times it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches punches it punches punches it punches punches punches it punches it punches it punches punches it punches punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches it punches is punches is is is is is is is the their is is toes their the the the to punches holes is is is is thes holes is is is is is is is is is their is is is is is their is is their is is is their is their is the the the the the the thes h is is thes h hos is is the the the thes h h henses the the the thes thes thes thes thes this movie is a fucking whale morality tale. Yeah. Do you watch
this on Amazon? I did. Did it try to play a movie right after this one? No. Oh, it tried to go
right into another movie for me? You want to know what it was? What? Jaws? Yeah. It was like, listen, you want to to try again? try again. to try again. to to to to try again. to try again. to to try again. to to try again. to try again. to to to to to try again. to try again. to to to to to to to try to to to the to the to to to to the the the the the to the the to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the try try try try try try try try try again. try try try try try again. try try try again. try again. try try again. to. to. to. to. tto try again here try again my god did you mean jaws an hour and a
half later I wish I had mercifully short that's a long time and to be fair I
only watched about an hour of it I know I'm sorry I'm sorry but I'm not
because like come on Jason how about the song at the end they were about how we're all one
was that saline Dionne I don't think so in 1977. Yeah, probably not. I just figured you know
Canadians. Ah, so that's the ultimate squalow. Two. It was motto brutal as my people, and the
people of this movie would say. I mean it's a very bad. Katie. Yeah. Katie, did you know that whales are the only other animal that rates movies?
Tell me more.
Would you like to rate this movie?
I guess so.
I was trying to whale fact.
No, whale facts. It's a very good website.
You go first.
Why am I watching this movie, Jason? I feel like people want me to be mad as we've discussed and sometimes it's like, you know, I have to live. Sometimes the mad just becomes sad. Yeah, and this movie's very sad. Yeah, for sure. I really did not like this movie. No, it's a bummer and it's bad. Yeah. Yeah. Two bees. Yeah. Two bees. Yeah. Two bees. Yeah. T. B. B. Yeah. Two Bs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. B. B. B. th. B. B. B. B. the the movie. B. B. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. th. the this movie. No, it's a, yeah. It's a bummer and it's bad.
Yeah. Two bees.
Yeah, it's a two. Oh, snap. Yeah. I wasn't going to give it to until you said two bees and I thought, fuck it.
And that bee is for blowhole. It's two blowholes.
The front and the back. I do want to give a shout out to Yaka and
Nipo, the two whales that played the orca in this movie. Plus their hearts.
Oh this movie is so fucking stupid. Oh my god tell me more. I saw this movie when I
was a kid. Really? I can't imagine why I didn't remember any of it. I think I also made a snack.
Yeah like an hour and a half snack.
That fluffer nutter sandwich, took a long time to make.
Yeah, yeah, this, I mean, Richard Harris is great.
No, he's not.
Try again.
Not in this movie, but he was great.
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Oh, I just happened to remember this week.
Love how smart you are.
Yeah, it wasn't an hour ago at all.
So Jason suggested this movie, and I saw Richard Harris was in.
I was like, I wrote back on Twitter, hell yeah, I'll had to Google that the song Jurassic Park by Weird Al makes so much more sense now.
Oh, I never knew.
We had talked before about there's going to be a point where kids will know the Weird Al songs before the actual tune.
Is Jason a kid? I don't know.
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What with the internet and everything? Kids are watching everything. I don't think he's a kid. I don't know nothing about him. I assume he's not a child.
He's 53 years old. Jason.
Katie. Alan. Can I take you to a little place I'd like to call whale bag? Oh my god yes. That was so good. I'm really happy. This is an iTunes review that we got. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. th. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. th. Kids. Kids. th. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. th. I th. Kids. I th. I th. I' th. I'm the the the the the the their their their their. Kids. Kids. Kids. I'm their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I their. I their. I their. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I their. I the the the their. Kids. Kids. Kids. I the the the the the the th. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. I th. Kids. Kids. I th. Kids. Kids. I'm th. Kids. Kids. Kids. I'm th. th. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. I th. Kids. I th. Kids. I th. I the the the th. I that was so good. So proud of me. That was really good.
I'm really happy.
This is an iTunes review that we got.
Okay.
We've gotten a lot of great emails recently,
but a lot of them have been like soups personal
and I don't feel comfortable like putting that out there in the world.
But you know, if you want them red, Thank you for all of those. You all are great. You guys are great. I don't.
I feel like we don't deserve you in a lot of ways.
I think that might just be us that feel the way thumb.
I feel terrible all the time.
How would this iTunes review to bring your spirits up?
Whale bag.
Wail bag.
Wonderful and funny.
OK, yeah, I'm in. This is from a lot of letters. I get Lissy H J-K-L-G. That sounds like they just
match their forehead into the keyboard. I love listening to Katie and Alan
talk about my favorite genre. They are so funny and have a great rapport.
It is almost like listening to a couple friends talking in the same room.
Well, I mean we are. That's what we are. We're friends and we're here in the same room. Let's see you have to. If you like horror movies or just
funny things involving horror, you'll love this podcast. Oh, thank you. I like the idea
of not liking horror movies, but liking funny things involving horror. Yeah, no, I think that's true. I think that's a thaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tho tho thiii. thi. thi. thin thin tho tho tho tho tho thin. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thiiiiii. thi. thi thi thi that's that's true. I like, you know, like, what we do in shadows, but I'm just not really into like, jaws.
I think that's reasonable.
I think that is a thing.
I think that is definitely a thing.
It's a thing?
Yeah.
Oh, what we do in the shadows?
I thought that was a funny movie.
that's Orca. I know, Jason. Why couldn't
you suggest what we do in shadows? No, somebody who suggests that so we can't do that. Yeah,
because we can't think of an over the one. No, last time I got to pick a movie it was the
dentist. Lovela just like the vampire, just like the vampire. And we interviewed the vampire the v. Oh my god, it all on fire.
Just like the fucking killer whale did.
Oh yeah, how did he do that? It doesn't matter.
Tell me about it off the air.
I can't remember.
I wish that was making a snack.
You should have.
Live show?
Live show?
Tickets are probably still on sale.
Yeah, I can't imagine.
The show may have already happened.
We're not sure.
Oh, this this this this this this this Wednesday, we will be on an episode of Neon Brainiacs.
Yes, they are another local horror podcast.
We actually, after we recorded with them, we got into a fistfight.
They're the competition.
We won.
Yeah.
Just barely.
We were like, come at me, well, they like could hit but not good.
You know what I mean? So we that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's whale. And they, they like, could hit, but not good. You know what I mean? So we beat them up.
I think that's reasonable to say.
Yeah, I think so.
And we are talking about the movie basket case,
which is a movie that I have wanted to see for a long time.
I don't know why we didn't do it for ourspecific podcast. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. Yeah, so this Wednesday, Neon Braini
X we're gonna be doing, I believe it's this one day. I mean, it's soon. Yeah, it's around now.
But even if not, check out their other episodes, because they won't be making any more
because we murdered them. I mean, we beat them up. I mean, we beat them up. I hope they don't turn up dead because this will be very bad evidence against us. Oh man, yeah. Let's see it. Thank you
Neonbrinx for having us. Yeah, that was really fun. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good time.
Talking about that weird movie. It's a very weird movie. Yeah.
Yeah. Tuon in to hear our thoughts. Yes. We have so many thoughts all the time. So we're going to do another movie on our movie podcast next week that's not basket case.
It's what we do in the shadows.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
I mean it could be.
No, it's not.
We already decided.
What are we doing?
I literally already forgot.
Sunta Sangue.
Who recommended that? Oh Katie, vinyl toy on Twitter. Vinyl Toy? Vinyl Toy. Who also recently sent us a picture,
or pictures of her hanging out with Gary Busey.
And Gary and Jake Busey.
Who is Jake Busey?
Gary Buse's son.
Is he in a thing?
Yeah, when we do the frightners, we'll be able to talk about that. He, uh, Gary Buse, definitely kissing her on the cheek, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. thi, thi, thi, th. thi, thi, thi, toe, thi, thi, th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi, thi, thi, thi, toe, too. too. too. too. too. toe. too. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thy, definitely kissing her on the cheek in like a gross like trunk
kind of way. Yeah, I had that problem with Hacks that Jim Duggan also. Yeah, he was
real into touching my, never mind. Just real into touching me in general. Oh, Haxa. Yeah.
I was like, please don't. So yeah, the vinyl toy on Twitter suggested that we do Sant'Sangre. Cool, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thatoy on Twitter suggested that we do
Santes Sangre.
Cool, that's a maniac movie.
It's a maniac movie?
It's a maniac?
That's a movie of maniac.
And done by it, definitely maniac.
Oh yeah, that dude's the worst.
Yeah, yes, for sure.
He's a maniac.
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tickets, I don't know. We have no idea. This is everything's a mess. Yeah. Check our
social needs and we'll tell you about that stuff. If you really like to so you'd
have the ticket by now anyway so whatever. If you wanted it you would have gotten it. I love that. I love that. that's that. that. that. that. that. that. th. that. that. th. that. that. th. that th. th. th. th. that that th. that th. that th. that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. tod. toda. toda. toda. toda. today. today. today. toe. to. the. the. the.. I love that. I think that's it, right? I think we're
done. All right, Katie. What do we say at the end? Thanks for listening to another episode
of Whalewolf Podcast. What? I'm done. Splash! I jumped up and yay! Good night. Bye.
Bye. Nice. Nice. you know