Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 197- Terrifier (2017)
Episode Date: October 8, 2018Heyyyy kids! (to be read in the Binky the Clown from "Garfield" voice, you guys know that one, right?) Anyway, we're doing a clown movie. And it's dark. This week we're discussing the 2017 Halloween-t...hemed killer clown (klown? No, it's clown) film "Terrifier," currently available on Netflix. Special topics for your consideration include: the return of our Don vs. Dawn conundrum, sexy costumes and our joint Halloween costume, pizza tips, traffic etiquette and, oddly enough, the Lunachicks. Do you like clown movies? Of course you do! Check out our previous clowns-behaving-badly films, Episode 3- "Stitches," Episode 97- "IT" (the 1990 TV film) and Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Honorable mentions go to Episode 175- "House of 1000 Corpses" and Episode 194- "Santa Sangre" just for the weird clown cameos. Have you seen this one? We'd love to hear your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. And we have new merch! Check out the designs all over our social media, email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the size t-shirt you'd like and we'll get you going from there. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.Â
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I have made a terrible mistake.
Number one. I have made a terrible mistake.
It's fun that you say number one because today I decided to number my notes.
Oh look at that how many you have? Oh, oh God, oh God.
Uh, hold on.
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I'm impressed that you found 170 things to say about this 90 minute film.
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Terrifier.
Terrifier.
I want to know why that is the name because it is not good.
I don't mind it.
It's not a word.
Oh, that dog over there, total terrifier. Oh, dumb. Anyway. That old man that came out of the ground sitting there with headphones staring at you, total
terrifier.
That's a reference only I get because I'm visually looking at it right now.
You're looking at the Halloween prop that I have propped up in a chair.
But it's also wearing headphones.
It's a dead got off all the pills. Oh, fuck that guy.
Yeah, for real.
So, we're talking about Terrifier.
Katie and I picked this movie together, jointly picked.
Alan is saying that nicely.
I definitely said, let's do this movie, but it's not my fault
because I didn't know anything about it.
It's a website about horror stuff and it's the director's first full feature-length movie. It has some good things about it.
Oh yeah, there's some legit creepy parts in this movie. Some terrible things about it.
Mm-hmm. Let's get into it. Okay. Actually let me start by saying this. I have an idea for a movie I would like to make. Go.
It's called choices. Actually, let me start by saying this. I have an idea for a movie I would like to make.
It's called Choices, with a Z.
Choices.
Isn't that a bar on the South Side?
Probably.
I'm sorry, that's excuses.
Yeah, I used to go to watch Steelers games there.
They have a great grilled cheese, or at least they used to be smoking, so it was weird. Also, my band played there once, the Maxipads, and they told us never to come back.
We were too loud.
There's no such thing.
Anyway, that was when we were billing ourselves as Pittsburgh's loudest band.
Choices.
Choices.
Yes.
And the movie is called Choices.
And everybody makes choices in the movie.
In this movie. no one makes choices.
They make all the wrong choices.
It's like shit you would never do.
I kept thinking that.
It's like the person who wrote this had no insight into being a human being.
It was like data wrote this from Star Trek.
And he was like just using a decision tree, but the decision tree was random.
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And the fans of Star Trek.
Next generation.
Yeah, I kept thinking for this movie.
It's like, don't do that.
No, that thing? Don't do that either.
It's frustrating because this is a movie that's clearly made by someone who loves horror.
Yeah, I mean, it's a total throwback to the 80s. It is. And there are a lot of things in it that you're like, oh that's okay, that's pretty good. But it's just like you didn't give any thought to putting the characters
in a situation and having them react. They're so wooden, I guess. Yeah, I felt very much in that
that vein of like, I just need to get these people into a room and kill them. Right. I will say that knowing that knowing that knowing that knowing that knowing that knowing that knowing that you that knowing that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you th. th. thi thi thi thi that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi the. the. the. the. to the. thee. the. the. thee. the. the. the. the. ththis movie? I watched all the parts of the movie. Note number 170 happens at the end of the credits
where it says in memory of West Craven, George Romero, and Toby Hooper.
Cute. And it's like, of course this is. Yeah, it's a hundred percent in
memory of all of them. Well now I feel bad. Because he he totally acknowledged what he was doing.
Well, this movie's really mean.
We talked about this at Ice Cream Club on Saturday because we have an ice cream club.
Antony's, yeah.
Antony's is so good, guys, Pittsburgh's.
It's delicious.
It's a good, Pittsburgh's, go to Pitsburgers, go to Antinnees.
This movie is so mean. There's nothing to it other than meanness.
And if you have a phobia of clowns, which I know a few of our listeners do, avoid at all costs.
I mean, I think you see that by the cover art, right?
The clown? I thought the art of the clown, the design of the clown was great.
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The survivor? She looked a, she looked like ET. She looked like ET had blown a bubble of chewing gum and it splushed on his face, you know? It's fucking ridiculous. Did you think, okay, so
my impression was that... Because that's not what a human face would look like if that
happened to it. No, no, no, I thought it, first of all, I thought she'd been
burned. She'd been chewed. Doesn't make sense. You could probably graft, I mean I'm not a doctor, so don't take my medical advice.
The impression I got was that she was from a previous incident and this happened after.
Right. But we supposed to think that?
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That's stupid. That's just a lie.
You don't have to lie about it. But then it gives you the like, what moment at the end of the movie? I didn't think that was a what moment because I realized like after she showed up and
was the last, the final girl, that she was the survivor.
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You know what pissed me off was the mentally unhinged woman who was living in the basement of that
warehouse?
The cat lady?
Who had like, whose hair and makeup was prettier than mine ever is?
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I don't even know what you said because I was thinking about what I was going to say,
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She looked beautiful.
Her hair was totally combed, like beautifully, not at all matted in any way.
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movies and I'm of course not remembering any of them right now.
Describe them to me viscerally and I'll tell you what they are.
Throwback to the 80s have the carpenter-esque soundtrack.
Yeah.
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the Devil like these thing yes how like throwback horror movies that we've
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thing. Yeah. I'm gonna say there may even be a person in this room who did
not mind this movie. It's you, isn't it? Yeah, you've already stated that you did not like the... Well, it's not, I could have done without the particular, I the particular, can guess. Yeah. Otherwise, I thought it was okay.
There's, it's the, the choices.
I guess it's a thing of.
The choices.
I feel like there's an extra z in there that I really like.
It's two thi's now I've decided.
People who make horror movies, you either can focus on the characters or you can focus on the
gore.
And this was just totally an excuse for gore.
And that's okay.
That's what they're doing.
That's okay.
I will say, it was that.
I will say, that's it.
I would disagree with that one scene.
I don't think that's tortu for will get to that scene. All right, all right. So we have a murderer tool making montage that I really enjoyed.
Did you like that?
I did. He's just filling a bag with like hack saws, like it all comes back up later.
There's like a cat of nine tails that he made himself.
Out of like surgical equipment for us?
And keys?
Which is like, ouch, but not that oush, you know? But I like that. And then we meet our journalist who's
interviewing the lone survivor.
Right.
Which is apparently, we find out later the day
after she gets out of the hospital.
Maybe let that bitch go home.
Maybe let her take a nap.
Although she's been there for a year.
She's been in the hospital for a year.
That also doesn't seem necessary. I mean I can't imagine having your face completely
reached. But then also I just feel like if they're going to redo the whole thing, I mean
they do face transplants now. That's a real thing. Yeah, yeah. You could look better than this.
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Yeah, she really does.
She looks like an ET eraser that you've erased with a couple times.
You know, it's not good.
She's being interviewed by this like television journalist who, who seems like she's being very sensitive about it.
Yeah.
And then Is not which is interesting because now that I think about it
She says in the interview I have to be in isolation because children are very afraid of me Yeah, she's only been out of the hospital like 12 hours so you just started made that up. Maybe she lived in a home filled with children. Maybe it was a children's hospital. Maybe it was a children's hospital. It's a the the the children's hospital. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the children's the the the the their their the the the the the their the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the's a great hospital. And they do great work there.
Pittsburgh, no doubt.
It's a shitty location, it really is.
So, yes, and then we find out that the journalist is phenomenally rude about everything.
Yeah, she's talking to, I guess, her boyfriend on the phone, and she's saying rude things about the woman's face.
And then there's rustling in the clothes.
Yeah.
And then the lone survivor digs the woman's eyes out of her face?
I don't know why.
Well, that's happened to her.
Right.
But no, I don't know why.
Is she blind? Is she blind?
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If you have a little bit of eye left?
No, that's just covering your face.
You're just playing peek-a-boo.
You're being peek-a-boo street right now.
So she's dead and then, terrifier. Terrifier.
Then we meet our sexy Halloween costumes.
Oh God, so good.
Sexy Scarecrow and sexy skeleton.
By the way, yes.
After we last discussed this, I looked up sexy hot dog costumes.
It exists.
Of course it does.
I just want to let you know.
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I do not.
You should, because it's all sexy costumes and it's hilarious.
Oh, that's good.
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Oh, from the early Microsoft?
Oh, wow.
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Hey, did you mean you wanted to make costumes out of things that can't possibly be sexy?
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Those are barely clothes that she's wearing.
It's like a garter and a t-shirt.
It is very sexy.
It's incredibly sexy.
Yeah.
She also doesn't strike me as the sexy skeleton type.
No, because she's a very, very cynical.
Yeah.
She would have been like sexy Goth would have been her. Yeah.
They're very drunk. There's one line that happens in the scene where they're fighting about driving drunk. Yeah. That I really liked and it was like really the only good line in the movie, which is,
I'm gonna pot you like a cat to try to get the keys. And I was like, that's funny. I like that's
a thrown. the keys. And I was like like, that. That's like. That's like. That's like.that a lot. That is really good. It's really good. And while they're fighting over the car keys, there is a clown down the street with a
trash bag over his shoulder staring at.
We never find out what's in that bag, do we?
We do.
Is it? Yeah.
It's where all the murder tools are.
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Yeah. Yeah. So they're like, okay, he just disappears off the street like the one
woman Tara turns and it's like, there's a guy down there and they turn back and he's gone.
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which is a very weird thing to do in your movie is having a point of view character die.
But then her sister shows up that looks almost exactly like her.
And the slutty, selfie, scarecrow girl is? Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Dawn. Don. Don. get it? Wait, you did?
Don?
Dawn?
Dawn.
Dawn.
Just wait.
I want to get it right.
When you think of Don, just think you're from New Jersey?
Dawn.
Dawn.
Dawn.
What's that?
Dawn?
And then Don?
Fucking Don over there.
thorn.
So, there. Dawn. Wait, okay. I got it. So a woman is Don. Uh-huh. And a man is Don.
He said the same thing.
Fuck it. The joke isn't even funny anymore. It's just reality. Dawn. Um, Dawn. Don. The Pittsburgh Center for Don Blonde. It's not just me. It's not just me. It's Pittsburgh across the board. Don. We're also running classes on Kellers. Oh. Oh, you're friends. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same same same same. the same same same same. the same same. the same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same. the same same same same same. the pit. the pit. the pit. the pit. the pit. the pit. the pit. the same same same same same same. the pit. the the same. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the same. the same. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same. a lot. It's Pittsburgh across the board.
We're also running classes on Kellers.
Oh, you're cranes.
Pittsburgh jokes.
What I love is the...
What I love is the...
I just want you doing this behind me while I'm saying other stuff.
I love the Pittsburgh diaspora that's out there of people that are just like hearing these Pittsburgh things like totally reminds me of home and I really appreciate that like
How do you think so? Yeah, people have sent us messages about that stuff? Yeah
So to all of you I say dawn dawn dawn? Dawn? Dawn is that different? Yeah? Or I'm just the worst gas lighter ever? I think you're fucking? Oh? I'm just the worst gas? I'm just their? I'm just? I'm just? I'm just? I'm just? I'm just? I'm just? I'm just? Yeah? I'm just? Yeah? I'm just? Yeah? I'm just? I'm just? Yeah? Yeah? I'm? I'm? Yeah? Yeah? I'm? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I'm? Yeah? I'm? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. I'm? Yeah. I'm? Yeah. I'm? Yeah. I'm? Yeah. I'm? Yeah. I'm? Yeah. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? the they? the the the the the the the the the th. the worst gas lighter ever. I think you're fucking, honestly, like other people have said it too, but I just think you're fucking with me.
So they go to a pizza place to eat food and sober up.
Here's a thing.
I think you just get one slice.
Oh, fuck that.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to step all over you, but it made me so mad.
I'm so glad you thought. I'm an American.
If I get one slice, there's a slice of Sicilian that's coming right behind then.
If I get one slice, I'm eating your crust as soon as you put it down, even if you didn't
offer it to me.
No, no, that's rude.
Yeah, I was, I was like, that's why those women that's why that's why those women those women that's why that's why those women women women women women women women women. sexy costumes and I'm wearing like a full-size cat suit pajama.
I'm just sexy me for Halloween man.
Oh man.
I'm just myself in tinyer clothes.
Last year I was Glenn the cat for Halloween and wearing that like one size fits all
jumpsuit.
I might cut it off to be sexy Glenn this year.
I'll go with sexy Glenn dancing and you go with sex.
That's perfect. Oh my god, I love this year. I'll go with sexy Glenn dancing and you go with sexy. Oh my god I love
this costume. Sorry Lucy our couple's costume is over. I'm doing a couple's
costume with your uncle Alan. So the mother in the pizza place the clown comes in.
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Yes.
So he comes in and he is tormenting Tara.
He's just staring at her and miming things to her.
Yeah.
And Dawn is like.
Now you're saying it to be mean.
I'm just really hitting it.
Don goes over to take a selfie with him.
She's provoking him. Yeah, she's being a real asshole.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know if anyone else has been in a pizza place at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Don't fuck with people.
Rob is always yelling at me for provoking people, particularly in traffic.
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stick a thumbs down at the window. I think that a lot. I like that a lot because
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and I can't remember the name of the band.
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the band's doing like an instrumental thing,
and the singer runs out on stage,
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thumbs down was more like... It was like, hmm, you get a D. I'm not even giving
you an F. It's like that scene in my favorite movie Spinal Tap where they're doing
the Jazz Odyssey and the guy is just sitting with his hand and his chin in his hand with his thumbs down.
I love that.
Thumbs down is so good.
It lets people know that you're disappointed in them.
All right, okay, I'm in.
I'm in.
Rather, it's a, because I feel like the middle finger is like, you know.
the middle finger is like, you know?
And if somebody gets out of the car before, formerly angry man who has gotten out of his car before.
Have you really?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, I used to be a very angry during totally.
Oh my god.
Do you know, yeah, it's a bad scene.
But thumbs down.
I highly recommend everyone start using it.
Everyone thumbs down.
So anyway.
So if she takes a selfie and then he goes to the bathroom.
Why does he do this? Because he's just a troll? Why does he do anything?
Exactly. Okay. There's no motivation seemingly for any of this.
Like why does he pick these women? Randomly? Yeah, just I mean he's just a, he's just an unstoppable-stoppola? He's just an unstoppable-stop-a-he'-heing-he. He's like, and he's-he-heto be a Michael Myers, adjacent Vorhees.
He's just this unstoppable killing machine.
Well, they all had reasons.
Sure.
And I'm reason adjacent.
Loose reasons, but yeah.
But yeah. But he's also apparently the end, supernatural.
Yeah. Yeah.
Which they also announced at the beginning of the movie where they're saying that he got up and walked out of the coroner's office.
Oh, I miss that. Mm-hmm. Well, that shouldn't have surprised me so much.
So he buys a ring out of a gumball machine and proposes to Tara.
In like a very exaggerated pantomime white, which is very good. Yeah, very creepy.
Yeah. I like the pizza guy.
I was into him.
Yeah, Ramon and, oh God, who was the other pizza guy?
Mario.
No?
Was it Mario?
Steve.
Ramon and Steve.
That's a pizza guy names.
As a person who's worked in food service where I've had to clean shit off the wall of the bathroom. I'm so sorry. I feel so bad for him. Yeah. You're making like $6 an hour to do this.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Thanks, Brugger's Bagels on Forbes Avenue in Oakland.
Oh, there was definitely shit in that bathroom.
Oh, there was definitely shit in that bathroom.
there was so much shit the totem pole has to go in there and do it. Oh, that's no fun. Luckily there was a lot of turnover so there'd always be
someone to take over the shit job. They have like shit boy on the bedroom
thing. I got the brown sticker. So Steve kicks out the clown. Ramon has to go back and clean it up. He's written art in shit which I thought was like a th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that the that that that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. They have th. They have th. They have th. They have th. They have th. They have th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. S. S thought it was like a murder party kind of thing where
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someone. Yeah. Because it's that weird Halloween killing thing of like a warehouse and a lot of it's
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calls her sister. Oh, get a flat tire. I thought you were making fun of their breasts.
I'm sorry, don't take your headphones off. Nobody ever. I don't know. So she calls her sister, right?
And then they sit in the car.
Why did they not go back to the pizza place?
I feel like if they walked in that pizza place
and said to those guys, oh, we got a flat,
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the car.
K-blum.
So there's a McDonald's, it's open 24 hours.
You've been in a 24-hour McDonald's in Baltimore, Maryland?
Not in Baltimore, no.
It's also, should I mention, can before it's like, okay,
this is going to go south if we don't leave now.
So we had to go and sit in the car.
Yeah.
So maybe after the gross clown boy.
But I'm just saying, first of all, that would never happen to attractive women.
Okay.
Attractive women can sit wherever they want and no one will stop them. It's a much different situation. Yeah. Drunk, pretty girls who have recently been menaced by a clown are basically like you can
do whatever you want.
But it's good that they left at that point because of what happens to Ramon and Steve.
Yeah, I really liked the making Steve into a jack-o'-lantern.
I thought it was great.
Unbelievably so.
It was beautiful.
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yelling for Steve because he's cleaning shit off the wall and he's like demanding
time and how. Yeah, which he should. I kind of giggled at that. That's fun.
And he comes out. Low wages. Ha ha ha ha. It's just working for tips. He's just just just just just working for tips. He's just working for tips. He's just working for tips. He's just working for tips. He's Just remember to tip. Tits? Tips?
Tips.
If you missed the last episode, I was drinking and I'm still drinking.
And he comes out and-
What's the last episode?
Aren't you our fan?
Oh, I like that this is getting belligerent.
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on the counter and Steve's head is, there's a flame inside of his head. And we've previously
seen the jackalant sitting in that spot. So cool. It's really neat. How did they put that flame in his
head? He hollowed out his head while Ramon was cleaning up the tarlet. Gross. Here's the thing about the clown. He's able to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. th. the the the the the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. thu. the. th. the. th. thu. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tarlet. Gross. Here's the thing about the clown. He's able to do a lot of work off camera
in very short periods of time.
Like set up circus things.
He's super natural.
I guess so.
I guess so.
Yeah.
All right.
And I should say, I watch the short of he's stalking a woman and like being further down a highway that he should be for her like driving away from him standing on the side of
the road with that circus sign whoa yeah it's real creepy where do you see it
YouTube oh terrifier is that a place where you see videos uh huh uh
uh huh so so terror really has to go pee this makes me so mad
because this girl seems too smart to one go into a weird building with a weird to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the to the to the the the the their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to. their. try. try. try. try. try. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. this girl seems too smart to, one, go into a weird building
with a weird guy to pee, and two, to leave her drunk friend when they've literally just
said, do you think the clown's following us?
That's so dumb.
Yeah.
I feel like that's, yes, they're drunk women, yes, they're drunk, pretty women,
but I feel like that's like just demonstrating a low opinion of women. They're like just so fucking stupid.
Women are not that fucking stupid.
We even having to fend off men our whole fucking lives.
It's true.
Not trying to get political here.
No, it's just a reality.
It's just women won't do that.
That is not a thing that happens.
I mean, there's notoriously women go to the bathroom together. And that is nothing to do with safety. It has to do with gossip.
I know. I'm peeing. But I do like that Don is like, just go outside the car and pop a squat. Yeah. And I love pop a squat. I think it's hilarious.
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And he's like, yeah.
And she's like, okay.
Yeah.
It just would not happen.
No.
It just would never happen.
Oh, it makes me so ma'am.
I do like that while Tara AM radio, of course she is. And literally they're like, the AM radio personality
or whatever is like, just moments ago these men were killed.
Is that how news works?
At the Deer Park Pizzeria, right around the quarter from where you are, Dawn.
She does the Hulk Hogan, rolling your hand and then putting it behind your ear thing. Then, um, yeah. Tara walks into the building and sees that stack of tires and she goes, that
figures. I don't know why it does. I don't know why it does either. Is he stealing?
Okay, let's let's take a step back. Mm-hmm. What is happening in this building? It is a, it seems to be a car repair place in the, I don't know.
Okay.
I assumed it was just like a auto mechanic.
What figures?
And tire storage place?
Like, I was like, are they stealing tires?
Is that a thing that happens?
Do people steal tires?
I mean, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody fucks with the carola. Have you seen a vacation, National Lampoons vacation,
when they stuff off in Detroit and get all of their tires stolen?
I guess so, but that was a really long time ago.
And not a documentary.
Not a documentary.
So while Tara's inside being, Dawn is in the car, looking out the driver's side window, car, passenger
side opens up, shuts, and she's like, she doesn't look, she doesn't look.
Yeah, that took you a long time.
Oh God, it's the clown in the car with me.
That's the kind of thing, it feels lazy to me.
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But again, I think, like you were saying, this is just,
this is getting to how am I gonna murder you.
It's true.
It's not like, you rational human being.
What are you doing in the situation?
I guess.
You're gonna have to get hacked to the had the subtitles on it said low cat whaling nice and Tara goes to look for the cat why would you do that I mean I love cats don't
mind the thing is to that the guy is like do you remember how we came in
and she's like yeah yeah it felt like two maybe two turns yeah how come she couldn't get back out cat okay theyreys the toy's the toys I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toy toy toy toy toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. te is te is t's one thing I know about Tara, she is constantly distracted by cats. I mean, who amongst us isn't?
It's true.
You go to someone's house in a cat, what do you do?
You stop talking about that person, you talk to the cat.
You're in a room with a guy who has two cat tattoos.
So...
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It was really upsetting.
It was really upsetting.
She's a lady who thinks of this porcelain doll is her child.
Emily.
And her hair is beautiful.
Stupid.
She's the elegant lady, yeah.
I have the note, that lady is crazy and living in a basement and her hair is prettier than
mine.
That's not fair.
And then the clown starts chasing, the clown starts chasing terror around.
He does like a sort of pause jump, which I really like.
I think the clown, I can't overstate this.
I feel like the clown's physical acting is amazing. I mean, if art the clown doesn't become a staple of horror,
the horror genre, I'll be surprised.
Really, you think so?
Oh yeah, yeah, I think he could go into the pantheon very easily.
That's cool.
As much as Sam from Trick or Treat or Any of the, like he's very iconic. Although I have to say that clown shoes seem very impractical for chasing.
But so good later in the movie where someone
is following bloody clown shoe footprints.
I just, can you imagine running in those?
You ever worn flippers?
It's like, come on.
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leg. Yeah, and like a really... Look that leg attack. Really brutal, like just like
going after her Achilles and stuff. And there's just like a long like she's like trying to
get away from and then doesn't. Doesn't. And thien to their chair. Is this where she stabs him once and then doesn't stab him again? She does until until until until until until until he he he he he he? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. tape to a chair. Is this where she stabs him once? And then doesn't stab him again?
She does, yes.
She does have multiple times.
Everybody has an opportunity to kill him until he's dead,
and they do not.
You know that that's one of the main stables of this podcast.
Just murder, whoever you're murdering.
Murder until the opportunity to do that, but I guess not because then they'd be in a really terrible situation. But where you throw something to make it ping elsewhere and then they go after that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. It doesn't help her out though. It does momentarily.
It does momentarily.
Then we cut to her sister in the car and she's listening to the news and they're like it's like like like like like like like like it's like it's like like it's like it's like it's like like it's like. weather in 43 degree weather I wouldn't even wear just jeans without leggings underneath. Just kidding. I'm still sweaty in 43 degree weather. No you are not
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that. She almost gets to the pest control guy but he's got headphones on
listening to free jazz?
I don't know what the whole.
It says rock music, which it is not.
But it's like, grub, boom.
He reminds me so much of a comedian that I couldn't put my finger on.
A bald guy with dark under eye circles.
He's not Rob Cordry or Paul Shear.
Uncle Fester. Yes.
It's Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester. Yes. It's Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester. Oh we should do the
Adams family.
It's a movie love Raulia. You know what I want to do for our next April? It's a Street Fighter
movie. Okay. Thanks. Log it. Those who are paying attention to such things.
Yep. We'll do a contest and if we have any shorts left in April. And if you guess that, you'll get one.
So she wakes up duct taped to a chair.
When he pulls out the needle with the syringe,
I was just like, here, sedation, like, I'm out.
I don't want this.
I don't want to do this.
He doesn't.
This is where movies go wrong for me. Just like, you're gonna wake up, you're gonna wake up terrible. There's something about sedation and horror movies.
I don't want it.
It's like the saw thing.
It's the, you know, I don't want it.
I don't want it.
I don't want it.
Viering into torture porn territory.
There you have it.
This is some Eli Rothschild. He was. He was. No, the party guy was the guy from Detroit Rock City.
He does multiple things in this movie that are like out of character for the Slatcher.
Like, have a fucking gun?
Yeah.
I told my friend Becky about this movie.
Hello, Becky.
And she like text me and she's like, he's just a gun.
It sucks. It sucks, Becky, I agree.
She was bummed on the gun.
I was super moamed on the gun.
I liked it because it was unexpected.
It is unexpected, but it's also cheap.
Sure, sure, yeah.
What else do you feel was out of?
Having the syringe?
Yeah.
I mean, Michael Myers would never do that. He's just going to keep stalking you and whacking you and stalking you and whacking you. Yeah.
He doesn't need medicine to overpower you.
He overpowers you with his evil.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I have the note right here that says,
while I'm waiting for Netflix to reload,
because for some reason it just shut down. I know, on internet. I'll mention I'm making a Paul Hollywood Halloween pudding, my first steamed pudding.
Tell me about a steamed pudding.
Do we have time?
We do.
Steamed pudding.
We always have time because this is our show.
You take a pudding basin.
You take a pudding basin.
You put it into a pot, fill the water halfway up the pudding.
You're going to put all your ingredients into that pudding basin, and then you make a steamed pudding and it takes about two and a half hours and it's delicious.
I still have a little downstairs if you want a little taste.
I'll see.
I don't know if I can handle steamed pudding tonight.
That's awesome.
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So as my internet came back on, she's screaming. Yeah.
And then we see why.
Because her friend is hanging upside down from the ceiling.
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So have you seen the movie Bone Tomahawk?
I know the answer is no.
You know the answer is no.
Ask me, have you seen Can't Hardly Wait?
The answer is yes.
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about this like like indigenous tribe of people who are cannibals and
murderous and it's very violent much like this movie. But there is a
scene very similar to the scene we're about to see except it's a
tomahawk. So it's a
long hacking sequence rather than a hack saw. Yeah. Oh man. So he pulls out a
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I don't think that you could do that.
Maybe you could, I don't know.
I hope to never find out.
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of it.
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I don't know.
There's a shot, there's a close up of him putting that between her legs, which I just
didn't like it.
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I don't have to like it.
No, not at all.
But I love sawing someone in half, so, you know.
Where do you want them to start?
I guess, I guess, I guess.
I guess, I guess I want them to bisect the o'
you want the effects on his movie are really good.
Yeah, because then we see her body like just totally bifurcated.
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Her hotdogs fall on the floor. They do. And a big pile. And he leaves him.
Leaves those hot dogs there. No, he's not going to clean up after himself.
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but then she does. Just jump up and down a couple times it'll snap. I can break a
chair just by like tiping it back too far. You know I'll break a chair
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Kill him till he's dead, dummy.
I think I feel like if we make a new t-shirt and we can somehow afford front and backprinting.
Yeah, kill him until he's dead dummy is on the back.
Not be scientific dushpeck.
Oh man, I feel like that's trademarked.
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Like a bunch of times.
To death.
Yeah.
Stupid.
I don't like that.
I get that it's unexpected.
I think it's cheap.
Yeah, for sure.
It's just it's.
Like, where do you get a gun?
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hear these gunshots hmm but the cat lady does sure he also takes a
selfie with Don Don Don Don Don's body and her husband Don Don to the town's body
and her husband Don Don
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Yeah, I'm getting, you gotta find it somewhere.
This is where I have the note, oh, Vicke is short for Victoria.
Yeah. This is a real nomad situation. I have a question. Why is it so easy for Vicky to to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to is it so easy for Vicki to get into
the building when Tara couldn't figure out how to get out? Vicky is a lot
smarter than her sister. She's in college. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Every door is locked except of course the one that Vicky just came in.
Because when the guy comes to like that other guy comes to do something, I don't know
what that other guy is doing, but he's wearing a jump.
He's also a best control man.
. No, I don't believe that for a moment. I know, no, there's no way that guy gets out of bed to do the job.
I thought the guy that he was calling was like the owner of the building.
No, he was calling the best control guy.
I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't believe it.
Let's give ahead to the, what I found to be the grossing art, the clown.
The weird mom thumb sucking scene.
Yeah.
And so Victoria is trying to find her sister.
And she finds Dawn's body, so she's bugging out.
She comes around a corner, she's got her cell phone up,
she's panning a room with her cell phone,
and sees what she thinks is her sister kneeling on the floor naked.
And she's like, oh God, oh God, oh God.
It's art wearing the scalp head of the cat lady.
So he's got the perfect hair now.
Oh, I didn't realize that was her head.
And he's wearing her breasts.
Yeah, like a dickie. Yeah, and I found that phenomenally upsetting
because he's also pulling a tukey.
Yeah, where did his penis go?
He's just dressed his legs, yeah.
And so he walks around like that for a while.
Yeah, it chases her.
And the thing is, Vicky is a terrible actor.
Yeah, she cannot act. And she cannot cry, which does not make you a good horror actor. It's true.
See last week's movie again.
Yeah.
Oh, I feel like we didn't even hit hard enough how bad that woman was.
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Like the movie is just like, have I been mean enough yet?
Nah.
The movie is also like, have we done that trick where there's like a little flap, a skin
flapping?
No, here it is.
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P.S.
I did not see Tom Savinie at the pool once the summer and I was there a lot.
What the funk?
That was one.
Yeah.
Two, this is a good one.
Yeah.
My mother-in-law sells things that she makes at art shows and craft shows. And I went to see her booth on Sunday at a local arts artists market.
Okay.
And there was a booth set up for Tom Savini's school.
Oh, that's awesome.
Trying to recruit people to become movie effects people.
Did you sign up? I did.
Okay. I am now Tom Savini.
Going back to school Rodney Dangerfield style. Yes. I'm going to be super ssysysysysysysysysysysysysysysy ssy ssy ssy s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s'aicicicicicici thi thi thi that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thii. Going back to school, Rodney Dangerfield style.
Yes.
I'm going to be super cynical in all my classes.
I'm going to be such a smart ass.
That's all I want to say about Tom Savini.
Nice.
Also, he's going to be appearing at our live show.
Oh, no, he's not.
That's all I wish. throw him a couple free tickets. I do like that he kicks the head after he rips it off. Yes.
We're talking about Tom Savini still, right?
And then he's riding a tiny bicycle around.
I feel like a clown on a tiny bike is always a good choice.
Yeah.
It's always a good choice.
Because he's a very large man.
Yeah.
He's very tricycle? Is that a tricy single? It's a tiny bicycle. Definitely a tiny bike.
Those are four notes that I have in a row.
Where did he get that?
Probably in his pants.
He had real baggy pants on.
Oh, maybe in that garbage back, too.
He puts a piece of plastic thi. open and I was like finally someone does that. Yeah why does anyone ever think of that? No one did it in Black Christmas like there's so many options
to rip open that Black Christmas. No one is restraint when they get that bag
over their face. I feel like that be your first instinct would be to claw
at your face. Yeah yeah just put your fingers in your mouth.
Stupid guys. If anyone's ever choking with a plastic bag, rip employ that. I do like that he's confused when she rips out.
And he's probably like,
nah, he looks at it like, how could she have done this?
How have you failed me, bag?
Bag? I trusted you.
And she spikes his foot and runs away, and I really like that, too.
Everyone hurts him, but it doesn't matter, which I guess is I don't like it. We see Tara's corpse with the circus sign hanging around it. When did he set that up? I don't know, it doesn't
matter. And then he starts beating Vic with a cat of nine tails that he made
and it's just slicing her all over the place and it's really gross.
And then Mike comes back and saves her by knocking him unconscious yet again. Yeah. No one ever kills him until he's dead. No. No. He calls he. He he. He the c. He's the c. He's the c. He's. He's. He's the clown. And then. And the clown. And the clown. And the clown. And the clown. And the clown. And the clown. And the clown. And the clowns. And the clowns. And the clowns, the clowns. And the clowns, the clowns, the clowns, the c. the c. the c. the c. the the the the the the the th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the the th. And, the the th. And, the th. th. the the th. the th. the the the th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. And, th him until he's dead. No. No.
No.
He calls 911.
And then the clown comes back and just, I looked away at this part.
I was like, I've had a little bit too much.
He stomps Mike to death by crushing his skull with his giant shoe.
Like I just can't.
You know what I mean?
It gets a little brutal.
You hit a threshold of what you can watch and I feel like I hit it. Maybe I'm wrong that this isn't tortuorn. I think you might be wrong. And then Art knocks Vic
down and starts chewing on her face and the cops find him. Well this is the thing she
runs out of the building she's swinging at that lock with like a... Oh that's
the thing is that there's always a piece of metal in this movie when you need it, whether it's to stab him, to nail him, to hit the padlock, I don't know.
Yeah. She gets outside and then she just runs into another building. Yeah.
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There's no reason he couldn't have gotten in there.
It's true. He's very thin.
He's very thin. He's very thin.
He's very thin. He's a famous actor who does all the Guillermo d'Atouro movies.
Like, he's very, very thin. 60 show on CBS. He was in the Ocrest Boys. Yeah, exactly. The actor reminded me of Doug
Jones because they're both very thin, very physical actors. Yeah. So the cops confront him.
And they're like, don't, we're gonna shoot you, we're gonna shoot you, and he's eating her face.
Terrible cops, like. And he pulls a gun out and blows his own brains out.
Or does he? He definitely does because later we see him stand up and his brains are hanging out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out own brains out. Or does he? He definitely does, because later we see him stand up
and his brains are hanging out of the back of his head.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Um, did you like the coroner?
I liked him a lot.
Did you like when he said,
I have bought his cholesterol,
I am watching it, watching it go up.
I'm watching it,
because I like that. and a month old and a microwave, it would have to be a really big microwave because eight months old are pretty big.
That's a fucked up thing to say, but it's true.
I mean, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, something you can just put it.
It is a thing that had you seen
that everything else will be small potatoes afterwards.
It's true.
Also, do you really have to do the autop the autop to do to do to do to do the autop to do to do the autop to do to do to do the autop to do the autop to do to do the autop the autops to do to do the autops to do to do to do the autopsy to do the autopsy the autopsy at day. So the corner gets left alone after requesting like
an egg salad sandwich or something. I don't even remember. Bacon, bacon. Because I thought it was
a cop joke, but it's not a cop joke. He just really wants bacon. There's a club sandwich
with bacon. And while he's like, he looks at the stomped mic and he's like, oh that's gross. Let's check out with it in the other bag. And he opens it up and it up up up up and it up and it up and it's our the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their their the c. the, their their their gets's to gets's to gets's their gets's their gets. their gets. their gets. their their their their their their, their their, their, their, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the c. looks at the stomped mic and he's like, oh, that's gross, let's check out with it in the other bag.
And he opens it up and it's our clown.
And then the lights go all crazy?
Yeah.
And he turns around and the clown sits up.
We see that the back of his head is blown off and he's choking the corner.
And then we cut to Vic, Victoria, and the hospital. And the doctor's like, good luck at your interview.
The acting at this point is abysmal.
The doctor is so bad.
Yeah.
You are going to do great.
Have a great time at your interview.
It was nice knowing you.
I will see you in a couple months.
The thing, I feel like I would have liked this movie more if they hadn't done the lights flickering, paranormal buzzing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just felt like that was so unnecessary.
Yeah, it was a bit of a room.
Because if he just sat up and had his brains blown out the back, you'd be like, whoa, he's
immortal.
He doesn't need to be like a secret ghost.
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So yeah, we see that Victoria is the first kill,
or she's the lone survivor.
Because her face is all messed up
and her parents are taking into the interview.
I mean, what are you?
Her parents shouldn't exploit her like that.
It's true. Yeah. The end. My last note, that was pretty all right. I'm gonna rate it?
Yeah, yeah, let's, I'm gonna do it like Arthur Clown. Are you ready?
Ellen is gesturing, his hands are out, he's giving me a thumbs down.
I don't know what it means.
Let's go to the ratings phase.
Okay.
You go first.
I thought that I really didn't like this movie after I watched it.
Mm-hmm. Because I don't really like torture porn.
No.
But when we talked about it, I felt a little differently. I get that it's an homage to all these other things.
Sure. And I get that it's doing a thing where it's like, this is gore, this isn't characters. Yeah, yeah. And if you like that thing, I could see how this would be a good movie.
And I thought the actor who played the clown was great.
I thought his makeup was great.
I thought he was great.
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Mm-hmm.
But you got a rated for Katie.
Six and a half.
Oh, no, I like, I like it.
All right, you go.
I mean, ever reminded me of stuff like Man.
Mm-hmm.
But no Elijah Woods.
It did remind me specifically of the Elijah Wood maniak.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm there's another one. Yeah. Just like Wickerman, but I'm never gonna see it.
God damn it.
But I had a little bit of better time watching this,
but like it's a mean movie.
And maybe I was just in the mood for a mean movie.
I don't know.
You mad. No, but sometimes like you can be in the good enough place than a mean movie like is all right with you. Yeah. Like you've never seen high tension, right?
No, and I'm never going to.
Haltish Hall.
That's the one.
Sometimes I really enjoy watching that movie and sometimes it really bumps me out thinking
about it.
Just depends on the mood.
Yeah, yeah.
I like this.
I would give this movies. I thought it was like for it's it's a good homage and if you like fucked up mean horror movies
You're gonna love this where you're gonna see people like totally cut down the middle
So if you're a monster you're really gonna enjoy this
And a lot of you are a lot of you are yeah yeah we're all genre fans we just did Yeah, we're all genre fans we just gonna do this? So that's terrifier so that's terrifier? I still think the the name the name the name the name the name the name the name the name the name the name the name the name the name the name the name the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho the th th th th's terrifier.
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I still think the name is real stupid.
I think I love it because of its stupidity.
All right.
Whatever.
Katie.
Can I take you to a little place called Twitter bag?
Oh, we got some tweets.
Tell me some tweets.
Tell me a tweet.
So there were people who suggested us on the internet for people to listen to us.
Oh nice.
Giving us shout-outs?
Is that what the kids call it these days?
They do.
So I would like to thank Spook Bear.
Spook Bear.
Wes Rowsdower's Twitter handle is there.
Oh, Chubbyse.
Exactly.
Perfect.
Perfect.
And.
Can you tell me what Rosdauer's Twitter handle is there? Oh, Chubby Zeus?
Chubby Zeus?
Zus!
Hello, I've had a couple beers.
Chubby Zeus!
That's fucking great.
And, uh, and feel a vision.
That's our friend David T.
Uh, has been given a shout-outs and saying very nice things about us on the internet for be able to listen to us.
Thanks, David.
Yeah, thanks all of you.
Thanks all of you.
Spooky, tubby, Zus.
Chubby Zus.
Chubby Zus.
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You were like Planet of the Grapes.
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I had crayons, like washable crayons, so people could draw all over my walls.
And someone drew like a six-foot Dr. Zayas portrait in my kitchen.
And she's left it there. I just left it. I moved out.
I dare you to watch that off.
Yeah, fuck you. You hate art if you watch that off.
But yeah, thanks for suggesting us to people and like shouting us out.
It's very nice.
It is very nice and that's how more people find us and that's how we grow and have the ability
to do more things.
Yeah, because we're fuck all bad at doing fucking promotion for ourselves.
People are like, oh here you do a podcast.
I'm like, no, no, I don't even know what a movie is. You are... Fucker, our live show already happened.
Never mind, don't buy tickets for that.
I hope it went okay.
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Oh my God.
Getting I've exploded, and this is the final episode.
Honestly, what if this is the last anyone ever hears from us?
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And Katie.
Alan.
Let's do another movie next week.
All right.
Uh, I was thinking about this movie.
And we've already done the one Winchester brother.
Let's do another Winchester brother.
Let's do my bloody Valentine. We already did that. We've definitely not done it. We definitely did it. Hold on, let me check our letter boxed.
Internet sounds, internet sounds, we have not done it.
Oh no, I'm crazy.
Hey, you know what though?
I have a DVD with a 3D glasses.
But the last time I watched I put the DVD in the wrong way and I was like this is really shitty and then I realized I had it in upside down. I didn't know whether it went face up or
face down it's complicated. Why do you own that movie on DVD? I don't know. I don't
know but I'm gonna watch it in 3D again. Yeah. Oh wait we should hold on. Who did
this to us? This was me? Oh this wasn't a suggestion? No no this was your suggestion. So wait so yeah so yeah we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we. So yeah? So yeah? So yeah? So yeah? So yeah? So yeah? we. So yeah? th. So yeah? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. I th. th. th. I th. th. I th. th. I th. th. I th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I suggestion. No, no, this was me. All right. So we, so yeah, let's do my bloody Valentine. Great.
And even though we may have already done it, we didn't already do it.
We didn't, I guess.
I mean, it's kind of like the movie we've done before.
I mean, they're all the same, aren't they?
It has. Because they're always trying to convince you that Tom Atkins is hot. I can't wait to talk about this again.
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