Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 217- Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)

Episode Date: February 25, 2019

In this week's episode, we watch one of the greats (Christopher Lee!) and a bunch of random bozos attempt to tell a story about werewolf cabals in the 1985 sequel "Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewol...f." Special topics for your consideration include: questioning the organizational capabilities of werewolves as a whole, Eastern Europe/California (what's the difference?), actors: how do you get them?, what kind of intoxication will get you through this film and giggling (too much giggling??) For this week's episode, you may also want to check out its predecessor, Episode 46- "The Howling," or some other terrible sequels: Episode 90- "Amityville II: The Possession," Episode 165- "Puppet Master II" or Episode 205- "Hellbound: Hellraiser II." OR, better yet, an absolutely excellent sequel: Episode 28- "Child's Play II." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Also, check out another excellent film-based podcast, Cinematically Correct, in which a cute couple talks about movies and argues about weird knowledge they have have about the most random subjects. You can check them out at cinematicallycorrect.libsyn.com or wherever you like to listen to podcasts.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Can I read you my first note from this movie? Please. It says, what is this? It says, what is this? It's not based on the novel? It's not based on the novel? Oh no, I missed that somehow. This is a novel. This is based on the novel? Oh no, I missed that somehow. This is a novel.
Starting point is 00:00:28 This is based on the novel, the howling too. Your sister is a werewolf. No, you said that correctly. It's your sister's a werewolf. Your sister's a werewolf. Because a normal movie title would be, your sister is a werewolf. No. Your sister is a werewolf? No. Your sister is a werewolf. Oh boy. Hi, I'm Alan. Oh, I'm
Starting point is 00:00:49 wrong. It is. Your sister is a werewolf, putting to this. Well, when they say it, they definitely don't say the is. Also known as Howling 2 and Howling 2, Steerbah, Weirwolf, bitch. Why do all these movies have alternate titles lately? What are we doing with our lives? Isn't it so that they can keep releasing them in the theaters? Is that it? Yeah, like during the 70s, they would just keep putting them back out as like double and triple features with stuff. This is in 1985. Yeah. Yeah. So, I had like no memory of the howling, the first movie, and rather than re-watch it to get context for this, I just listened to our howling episode. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:32 It's pretty funny. It's pretty good. It's you could tell we recorded in my attic because it's real echoy, okay, which we don't do anymore because of the echoies. We also, you also dropped in the roller coaster tycoon theme song. Just pretty good. But I left that episode thinking, I don't know what happened to that movie. It's rare that we actually explained what we've watched.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Yeah, it was, it sounded confusing. I remember that there was like a camp, they went to a camp or something. They did? It's a colony. Yeah. And there was a really long transformation thia transformation. . .. thia transformation, tha tha tha tha tha tha that transformation, that transformation, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that was that's a that was a that was a that was that was a that was that was that that that that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's a that's a that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's a that's a that that's th long transformation scene. And part of it was animated. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:06 So this movie picks up where that one left off. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Except none of the actors from the first one are in this one. No, and why would they be? Well, they do have a crossover character between the two films. Just Karen? Yeah, but she's dead. So you don't really the tah. tah. tah. tah. tah. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the' the' the' the the the' the' that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theat. the the the the the thea. thea. thea. the thea. thea. thea. thea. 't really need the real Karen. There's so many close-ups on her. Yeah, it's clearly not D-Wall's. What have you done here?
Starting point is 00:02:27 No. So, this movie has one very famous actor. Reb Brown from Space Mutiny? Yep. Yep. Reb! Reb. Full name Reb.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Rebecca. It's Rebecca. Oh, go on. Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who?? Who? Who? Who? the the the th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th. th. thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? th. th. th. th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th. th. th? th. th? th? th? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi. thi. thi. thi. thiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi? thi? on who's the famous actor? They got Christopher Lee right? And then they were like should we get any other actors and they were like no no no let's get no other actors. Let's have no one else who can act be in this movie? Should we hire people that are really to rip their tops off? Oh can they do it on a can we set it to the beat of a song? Only over the end credits? the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Oh. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. I. the. I. I. to. to. I.............................................................................................................................................. the....... the...... can we set it to the beat of a song? Only over the uncredits! What? Okay, there is one other recognizable actor in this movie, which is Mickey from Peewee's
Starting point is 00:03:09 Big Adventure. Exactly. Which is a banana's. And Red Brown from Space Moonie. And that woman who claims that, who has the child with Mick Jagger, who says that, who has the child with McJaggar, who says that the song, Brown Sugar is about her? Who is that? The woman, the Mariana? Yeah, I forget the actor's name, but she, yeah, she has a child with the the Jacker.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Marcia Hunt? Yes, and says that brown sugar is about her. Yeah. I don't know whether that I hate the Rolling Stones. I do. Just like, shut up already, you know? Just like, why are you doing this? I did make the statement this morning that I won't like the Beatles because it seems like I'm aligning myself with baby boomers if I do. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I'm really coming out hard against the boomers. That's fine, you should, we all should just tell tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, theirers. That's fine you should we all should we should just tell them to go away like the Rolling Stones. Yes so you get Christopher Lee you start your movie out right you get them reading some Bible shit right at the top of it. Yeah there's a graphic on the screen that lets us know that this is City of the Angels is that the is Los Angeles? Why is it the Angels? Because it was filmed in Prague or wherever the fuck they filmed this movie, Jekyll Zavaki or something? I mean... The cemetery in the opening of this movie?
Starting point is 00:04:33 There's no way that's anywhere in America. No, of course it isn't. Of course it isn't. We colonized. And they're like, oh my god. So yeah, we start up with the Bible shit and then we go to... She's the Bible shit. Sorry, we start up with the Bible reading by Christopher Lee.
Starting point is 00:04:52 And then there's, oh God, I have based on a novel so many times in my notes. You just couldn't believe it. We're at a funeral and Red Brown is wearing a Canadian tuxedo. In a bolo tie. Don't wear a bolo tie to your sister's funeral. He's also like eight feet tall. To a thousand million feet tall. Everyone else in the church is like, I don't know, five two. He's enormous. It's insane how big he is.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Like sitting down, he is as tall as everyone else standing. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Which I don't know if they did that because Christopher Lee is so tall that they had to like get someone who could stand up to him, but it just makes Jenny look like a child if she didn't look like a child enough already. She's fucking 15. Which is problematic during their sex scene. Oh it really is. So they're at Karen White's funeral. We might remember her from the howling. I did not, but thank you. And she opens her eyes in the casket.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Your sister's a werewolf is immediately said by Christopher Lee. Yeah, his name is Stefan Crossco. Of course it is. I don't think so. Okay. Oh yeah, I have a note. He said your sister is a werewolf. See, he like goes up to Jenny who I guess worked with Karen or something. And she's like, how do you know my name?
Starting point is 00:06:19 And he's like, you're on TV. Like, if you're on TV, that's a weird question to ask someone. She just th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi thi. thi. thi thi. thi. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi to to to to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Like, if you're on TV, that's a weird question to ask someone. She just wanted to hear it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know about you. This guy? Huge fan of Jenny's style. Yeah, yeah, it's nice.
Starting point is 00:06:33 I like her. Is that like red vest with a tie and like coolots or whatever she was wearing. Yeah, she is extremely 1985. thirty. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I, th. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I don't, th. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th the. I don't th the. I don't the. I don't like that. I don't appreciate that So then it cuts to like a punk club Which you know because the word punk is painted on the wall as it would be The graffiti is bands so you've got GbH okay. You've got bans but not Susie and the no just Bans you know backup bands never get the credit they're do. I think the bans are gonna break out of tho? I the bans. the the th th th th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the- the- thee-I the. the-I the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. You know, backup bands never get the credit they're due. I think the Banchies are going to break out. We're going to get ahead of this right now. Right. And my favorite graffiti in this club was Bat Cave was painted on the wall.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Yeah. Which is a Goth club. So in your club you have spray painted another club's name on the wall. Wow. Yeah, can we talk about this club for a minute? Please, you know there's movie punks, so I'm going to go, I'm so happy to talk about that. This is in Los Angeles. How is it later in Transylvania? It is the same club. It's the same club. the same song.
Starting point is 00:07:42 They play that so song. They played that song so many times in this movie about emotional. I also have a hunger that's emotional. It's called eating your feelings, you know? Oh my God. Like how could they have us believe that this club is in Los Angeles and in Transylvania? It's a franchise? It's like the TGI Fridays of punk clubs. It just looks like... The Bail, Bail, Bail! Like, why was nobody like, the?? I? I? I? I that? I that? I thi? I that? I that? I that? I the that? I that? I that? I that? I that? I that? I that? I that? I that? I th. I that? I th. I th. I th. I that that that's that's that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that's that's that's that's that's Fridays of punk clubs. It just looks like, ah. The bale, fai fide. Like, why was nobody like, oh, fuck? No, this doesn't make sense. The set is it supposed to be 10,000 miles away or whatever. You're assuming.
Starting point is 00:08:17 I don't know how many miles there are between Los Angeles and Transatlantic. I have no idea. I literally can't even hazard a guess, can you? I mean, 10,000 sounds alright to me. Let's find out. All right. It's important. How many miles apart are Los Angeles and Transylvania? No, hold on, it didn't get me. How many miles apart are Los Angeles and Transylvania? Oh you're gonna fucking make me look at it. This is so stupid. It's like 6,600 to Bucharest so that's close enough right? We said 10,000. Yep. We were close. Okay so okay. So, fine. It's in both places.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Fine. It's also literally the same shots, right? They just use them again. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. orange button town and a pair of slacks. It's his cool punk look. And they're like, oh, you're not gonna fit in here. Here, put on these thin white sunglasses. They look cool.
Starting point is 00:09:30 They look extremely cool. And he's like, okay, I look good. I feel good. Yeah, he looks good. I've been to a number of punk shows. There was never a dress code you go into the show. Interesting you should say that because this that scene really made me Miss Club Laga. Okay. Were you here for any of Clublogs right now? No, no, no. It was gone by the time I got here. The first punk show I ever saw there was 1998. And I was like, listen, th. belong. Did you put on your white sunglasses?
Starting point is 00:10:06 I did. They were like, listen, 14 year old girl, you're not going to fit in here. Here are your sunglasses. That's awesome. It's always nice to have that feeling of like, ah, yeah. Yeah. I probably would have done better in school if I hadn't. Ah, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Um, so we meet some middle-aged bozos, punk bozos. That guy's broken nose is so amazing. Oh, that's gross. And we meet Mariana. Yeah. Uh-huh. And who had been lurking in the cemetery? Right. Right. We're wearing like a leather paint. No one is dressed dressed appropriately for Karen's funeral and if you people show up to my funeral dress like these assholes, I'm gonna be pissed. You have to show up dressed in just a leather trench coat, no shirt, standing in the back room. Yes, she's
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Starting point is 00:11:38 Yeah, who. I felt really weird. the the the the the th. I felt really weird staring in your eyes and saying, yeah, who was weird. I wish I had looked away. I, so even though it is clearly nighttime in the club, it is now broad daylight. Yeah, it's high noon. In the factory, the go to the fucking. It's a fuck factory. It is just, I mean, the word warehouse is painted on the outside so you know it's a warehouse. And pale pale light of the moon is still a, sorry pale pale light of the moon glow, is
Starting point is 00:12:07 still echoing through the warehouse that they're no longer near the club. So this is a trap. She has lured them there for the vampire... No, she has lured them there for the werewolves them further in though? I don't remember. She exposes her breast. Oh their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their woom. their woom. their wooing their wooing their wooing their wooing their wooing their wooing their wooing their woom. their woes their woes their woes their woes their woes their woes their woes their woes. Swoes. Swoes. Swoes. Swoes. S. S. S. S. S. S. their woom. their woom. their wooom. their their their their their their their their their their their their their them. Oh sure, tiddy time. And she's wearing like chain panties. Oh yeah. I mean it's your look I guess. Yeah. Do what you got to do. They, uh, this is all, all these attacks are done from the point of view of the werewolf which I was like, oh, that means they had no budget. Yeah. It's real bad. It's real, it's real, it's real, it's real, it's real. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. I. I's th. I's th. I's th. It's th. I's th. It's th. I's th. I's the. I's the. I's the. I's the. I's th. I's the. I's th. I's the. I's th. I's th. It's really, really, really bad. Love it, when they show the rubber mask where a wolf shaking, it's off-screen. So they, they drop a box on one guy. And another guy's like, oh yeah, party time. It's on, let's fight.
Starting point is 00:12:54 And the one guy starts laughing, and then gets hit in the head with a giant lead pipe. And I fucking thus, was probably the best part of the movie. If you're going to go after me with some three stuges antics, I'm a hundred percent down for that shit. Yes. Slapstick is always good. Like, they're just throwing severed hands around. Oh god, it's so good. Yeah. That's it for the good parts of this movie I think. No way. Just kidding. So we cut to an ugly. the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the's thi's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. I's the. I's the. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. the. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the think. No way! Just kidding. So we cut to an ugly 80s car. God, the cars in the 80s were fucking abominable. Yeah. With Reb and Jenny driving up to Stefan's place, which is absurd.
Starting point is 00:13:34 It looks like a house that you would see on like house hunters and everybody would get mad. What are these pillars? Because the pillars, there's, there's, there's, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's, there's, the pillars, just like textured pillars all over the place. I want an open floor plan. Open concept. He has a fucking swimming pool, though, so he must be doing pretty well as an occult investigator. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:55 You've played enough call of Cathiel that I don't know that the occult investigators are always very well. It's true, and very sane. Were you an occult investigator, would you have a bunch of prop werewolves just hanging on around your house? I like that it shows them in the stages of transition. These are the stages before man becomes beast. This one, this one, and then this one. And then we have full beast. So he tells, he explains why Karen is going to be resurrected because the bullets got taken out of her. So she's come back as a w w w wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- a ww-a ww-a ww-a ww-a w. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. And, th. th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. And, the. And to be resurrected because the bullets got taken out of her. So she's come back as a werewolf because she's a werewolf.
Starting point is 00:14:28 And it's the 10th millennium anniversary birthday, first year, but the queen of the werewolves, right? Oh God, when she comes back, I can't wait to talk about it. Tenth millennium. That's a long, long time to be alive. Can I ask a question? Stefan's her brother, her brother, her brother, her brother, her brother, her brother, her brother, her brother, her brother, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, the, the. the? the? the? thea, thea, a long time to be alive. Yeah, that's at least 50 years, right? Can I ask a question? Please. Stephans, her brother? Oh, that's revealed later. Uh-huh. How old is he? Yep.
Starting point is 00:14:52 And then like, why were they going to make out later? Uh-huh? Okay. I don't know if he were a wheeled-a- Or if it was just like, you know, like a camaraderie kind of thing. That guy, he's my fucking brother, my time for him. Yeah, exactly, I guess not, okay. They watched the video of Karen's transformation. As we know at the end of the last howling, the last shot is her like, mr-ah and starting to turn into a were whairwulf.
Starting point is 00:15:19 And getting shot. Yeah, when I saw that that that that that that that tha. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thu. th. th. thu. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thatea. tho. thath. thate. that. th. th. T. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. tha. tha. tha. th, I remember because I remember being like, why the fuck do that guy bring a shotgun to work with him that day? Second Amendment, botherfucker? Yeah, right? If all camera men were armed. Yeah. The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a cameraman with a gun. Everybody knows that. The only way to stop a bad guy is wolfing out. So we watch the full extended clip now with a different actress, shitty makeup. It's, the set is abysmal. Jenny's like, I recognize some of those people. Like, no you don't because they were not in the first movie. Oh, my God. There are great numbers of werewolves living secretly among us.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Why? Fuck you talked about, Stefan. OK, like, the were wolves in this movie. I the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set the set. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I's th. I's th. I's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. the the the the. the the set. the set. talking about, Stefan. Okay, like, the werewolves in this movie. I don't understand, they're like doing rituals. And it's like very like, detail-oriented in a way that I don't expect werewolves to be. You know what I mean? Especially compared to the last people where they're just like, we're just working class people they want to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be, to be, to be, to be, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiole, thiiolooooooing, their, their, their, their, their, their, where they're just like, we're just a bunch of working class people that want to be left alone. Yeah, right, they were just living on this, yeah. And now they're like, summoning,
Starting point is 00:16:29 I forget it, we'll get to it. I love when Jenny invites, what's his name, Brian? Ben? Ben? Yeah. Yeah. I think that's adorable. Because she's a teenager and doesn't know what else to drink. Or it was either a Bloody Mary or a real thick coolade. I think I might make Bloody Mary's like my signature drink. Oh nice. You know what I mean? Like just ordering them in a
Starting point is 00:16:56 a bar at night. Can you do that? I think they're getting mad if you ordered it. I don't even have any of the fixins. But like I don't need fixins, just, you know, throw an olive in there. You've got olives, right? Also, everybody, calm down with your bloody marries. You don't need to put a hot dog in it. You don't need to put all this weird shit in it. No. I would eat it though. I would drink and eat it. This got a lobster claw and a lobster and a the they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, the, the, tho, tho, tho, th. th th th th th th th th th th th tho, th tho, tho, th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, thr. thr. thr. thr. thrown, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw throw olive or celery in it, just cool your jets. I will also accept a pickle. I think a pickle is fine. Sure. Pickles are around. I just want some fucking V8 and vodka.
Starting point is 00:17:31 That's all I'm here for. And like, maybe some spices. Yeah, put a little bay in there, I'm fine. Oh my god, I'm gonna go home and have a bloody. But like kid style just make it whatever you think would be a little cinnamon and a pop tart Just like Jenny because she's a child. It's offensive to me I love when you latch on to these women being children and then it just ruins the movie This is like a 25 year old woman. She's not. She is not The next note I have says could they not get other actors for this movie?
Starting point is 00:18:06 These people don't seem to be actors. Yeah, Red Brown has been in multiple movies now that I've seen. Yeah, really? You know that guy? I thought you were... I know you said that. I didn't realize that was a movie you'd actually witnessed with your own eyes. It's a mystery science theater movie. Okay. It's a mystery-a like if it makes this movie look real good. Okay. It's a sci-fi film that it's it's I can't even explain how bad it is. Good. It's amazing. But yeah so he's been in multiple he's been hired. Because he's kind of hunky and giant. You think he's
Starting point is 00:18:38 hunky? In like that like traditional like square-jalled blonde dude kind of way. I find him upsetting. What about that fuck scene though that we'll get to? Why? You mean where he's fucking with jeans on like Frank, like Uncle Frank from Hellraiser? Maybe this was just like a 19-net like mid-80s you fucked with jeans on? Fucked with your jeans on. Because that happens in a roadhouse too, doesn't it? No, maybe not. Oh, no, you see that full-on butt cheeks. No, that was fucking against a brick wall, where I was like, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna scratch it back up. You can get so scratchy. So Reb's gonna kill Stefan. Stifon's gonna kill Sturba. And now we have set up the murder triangle that's gonna happen here. I think you mean Karen. He's going to kill Karen. He's like, I the, I the, I the, I the, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. Scr, it's th. Scr. Scrat, it's th. Scr scratch, it's th. Scr, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. Scr, th. It's th. Scr' scratch, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's the scratch, the scratch, the scratch, thi's so scratch, the scratch, the scratch, thi. Scratch, thi. Scratch, that's where they're all going to the, wait, you explain this to me, maybe I didn't understand. He's also going, he's like trying to like bring them into the fold because he's like, I need to go to Transylvania and murder these people. Gotcha. So they go to the cemetery where Karen is buried. It's in the woods. That's in the woods deep dark woods. You know what I mean? Of Los Angeles. Of Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:19:45 So, so, wrap goes with a shotgun. To kill Stefan. Yeah. Because he's going to kill Karen, who's already dead, so maybe just let it go. But that shotgun looks, or what, a rifle, I don't know from guns. No. Whatever, it looks so tiny in that giant man's hands. Yeah, it's like not tha thi not thi not thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, so thi. So, so thi. So, so thi. So, so thi. So, so thi. So, so thi. So, so thi. So, so thi. So, so thi. So, so thi. So, so thi. So, so thi. So, so thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. thi. theea. thea. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome. So, th No. Whatever, it looks so tiny in that giant man's hands. Yeah, it's like not imposing at all. And we see a werewolf in the scene that looks exactly like one of the apes from Congo. Did you know what I said?
Starting point is 00:20:14 I was the old man. Didn't it look like me? Yeah, for sure. It's terrible. They look fucking terrible in this movie. Especially when Steerbug gets all that blonde hair all over her body, I was repulsed. It's just like she went through extreme purity. It's just horrifying. So they're killing werewolves in the cemetery. They... screaming every time he fires a gun, which I like a lot, just like being like, pah! Like he's screaming as he fires.
Starting point is 00:20:44 What she was like, it's so loud! I didn't expect this! I have ripped screams before he shoots. Yeah. Ah, so they capture the old man werewolf by lightly laying a net on top of the thing. There's two of them, they're like, they're like, shh! And he's like, I'm not going to give you any information. They're like, all right, she's the old, she's the like, but I, all right, she's going to be in the old country,
Starting point is 00:21:05 she's going to go to the old dark country. Dark country, yeah. In dark country. I was like, oh no, what does that mean? Stefan fortunately knows. Yeah, it's like that's what we call Transylvania in the biz. In the werewolves overrunning their shit. Probably. This movie also seems to confuse vampires and werewolves at many points. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Is this movie the precursor to the Underworld series? I don't know what that means. Those are movies? There's like 27 of them and they're vampires fighting were wolves. Why? We should do one at some like, they're vampire were wherwiwiwiwifiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi, their wa, theirwi, theirwi, theirwi, theirwi, theirwi, theirwi, theirw-a, theirw-a, theirw-a, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, thi, th. th. th. th, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thiwolf action movies. I think you would really like it. Okay. I'm starting to think I might like action movies if I watch them. Maybe we should do like a separate podcast that people can pay for where you pick um action movies and I'll watch them. Can I sell you on Cape Beckinsale in a leather cat suit for an entire movie?
Starting point is 00:22:01 Sure, I could be sold on that. And she's th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-s thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thronge, the the an throoooooooooooooooooooo, tho, I could be sold on that. And she's just running around I'm like, oh God, you must be so sweating. Yeah, oh, those things are not going to breathe, yeah. So we go to Transylvania now, which looks exactly like where we've already been. Sure, so much so that the club is still there. But they have a best friend's necklace now. When Mariana gets... She traveled all the way to Transylvania in the aforementioned like suit jacket, no shirt. What if you were sitting next to her on the plane? You'd be like, oh, this fucking lady? What? Well, could accidentally see a boob on this flight.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Yeah. And she gets off from? Mickey. And then I looked at up, I was like, holy shit, Vlad is Mickey. Yeah. I've just named Vlad, by the way. Is it? Yeah. I like him because he has an extremely large upper lip, which I find to be like weirdly attractive. It's like so big it's curling up under his nose and I just think that's very very very. It's that's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. It's the thi the the thi. I's like the the thi. I'm like the the thi. I'm like they the they thi. I'm like to to this to to this this this this this this this this to to to to to to to to to to to this to to to this this this this the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thin. I's thin. Yeah. I's thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm the. I'm thin. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I just think that's very very good looking for some reason. He's also fucking disgusting in this movie. What? It's horrifying. They have these like gold necklaces that are jaggedly split down the middle. They put them together.
Starting point is 00:23:17 They're fucking best friends necklaces. Best werewolves forever. Oh my god. They get into a truck with a bunch of other werewolves. Because I guess he's just driving around picking up werewolves that are going to the Sturba party. I guess, yeah, they gotta get him all the airport, you know? And they're like, I'm hungry.
Starting point is 00:23:34 And then there's German hikers. You close up on the German guys' bukes, and they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just just just just just they're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just their. their. their bu. their bu. their bu. th. th. th. th. th. They're thi. They're thi. They're they're just just just just just just just just just just just they're just just they're just their their the. thea. thea. thea'. thea' thea' the guess. So it's almost offensive. They load the German guys into the back of the truck, and the guy in the front goes, huh, schnitzel. Oh, it's so gross. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. And so then we cut to the S&M party that's happening. Yeah, like in this movie, wherewolves are super into BDSM.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Yeah. And rituals, they fucking love rituals. It turns into Temple of Doom for a little bit. You know I had to say it. Temple of booty. And they're wearing, they're like weird knights. And like, helmets, but like helmets, but like helmets and the helmets. Yeah, like, the the helmets, the helmets, the helmets, the helmets, the helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, helmets, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, helmets, helmets, the, helmets, helmets, helmets, the, helmets, the, the, the, the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, helmets, and the, helmets, helmets, helmetsthose were all werewolves? Those are all werewolves. Why do they have to wear those helmets?
Starting point is 00:24:25 I mean, just in case. In case of what? Yeah, like, there was boxes falling earlier in the movie. Oh my god. You can never be too safe. And then we see Stirba, who is an old, old lady. I would, she looked confused. She was like, why am I here? What's going on? Yeah. And she, I thought she was gonna be really good. She has no lines. No lines.
Starting point is 00:24:49 They immediately swap her out for some like, book some blonde woman. She sucks the yellow light out of a virgin's face. Oh, right, they do some of some animation here. What? Why? And she becomes Sybildanning, aka Sturba. Is that a person, you know? I feel like it should be. Hold on, let me look up Sybil Dan.
Starting point is 00:25:10 I probably should have done a modicum of research. She was a terrible, terrible actor, but had like a fantastic figure. She did. She's in a lot of German movies. Schnitzel. Let's see. Let'sel. Schnitzel. Let's see. The man with Bogart's face. What?
Starting point is 00:25:32 She's been in a lot of movies. What's weird because she's really not good at it? No. She's extremely bad. But she is extremely, uh, she's in Halloween from 2007. What? The Rob Zombie remake? That's gotta be. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Okay. I bet he was like, I know someone who's in movies. I've seen movies that she's in. Wait, are you accusing Mr. Zombie of stunt casting? I would never. How dare you? She changes her outfit many times in this, and each of them is a D&D costume. And more amazing than the last. It's so impractical. You could never sit down.
Starting point is 00:26:10 I think the problem I had with this, the ritual and all of this stuff is it just seemed like so much organization for werewolves. And I don't feel like where wolves are capable of doing that. come on. No, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a little where will phrases here because I think that they're they're chaotic by their nature. Sure. They're not gonna be able to organize this large-scale event. And have everybody participate in the ways they're supposed to participate like have a hierarchy of wherewool. It doesn't I just don't think I don't like that. But if the reward for the ritual is a hairy threesomeome. Oh after after after after after after after. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. the. the. the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. think I don't like that. But if the reward for the ritual is a hairy threesome afterward. Oh, fucking shit.
Starting point is 00:26:46 I mean... So we see Mariana, she is wearing a Bustier wrong, where she has brought her nipples out and folded her breasts in half so they're popped out the top. It looks so, so sad and uncomfortable. Do you? Do it?. But, like. But, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, They're were wolves. Why are they doing the things that they're doing right now? For the werewolf, J? Also, could they, but why are there so many more women than men?
Starting point is 00:27:32 Uh, because your sister is a werewolf? Okay, excuse me, it's not your brother is a wherwool. This is where I have the note, chchitty rubbing, because there's a lot of that, followed by, well, this just turned into a soft core porn. You know, I'm not trying to be gross here, but you would think the were wolves would do a doggy style. Phrush, you know? You wouldn't think they would missionary fuck, you know?
Starting point is 00:28:00 Or missionary rub? There's just a lot of rubb it going on. I just, like, what a missed opportunity. It is also at this point, the movie starts using wipes, some scene change, like, wipes. I mean to throw it. It is an orgy. Oh yeah, you gotta clean that up afterwards. And it's a different wipe each time.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Sometimes it's a star, sometimes it's a diamond, sometimes it's just a line. Jimmy brought all his wipes, he's gonna go through. Why do they start there? There's like a swirly wipe that happens. Why? And it's like, is this now a comedy? I don't, yep.
Starting point is 00:28:37 A hundred percent. No one knew about it. Like, I just, who wrote this? Who was like, what this movie needs is a werewolf threesome? You know what people want to watch in a movie? They do. When Mickey and Mariana lay down to start their fuckens, Sturba is standing there, behind them wearing a one boob out one boob in shirt. Yeah, yes she is. And she's in profile standing there looking at them fucking and just rips the strap off her shirts so her boobs go bong. Wait what does it do? That's right. And I only boyed that up because over the end credits
Starting point is 00:29:18 that scene is set to like pale pale light of the moon and the one song in this move. Boom tap and on each tap she rips her their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the th the the they the the th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. they's they's they's they's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the and the one song in this movie. Boom tap and on each tap she rips her top off. Why did they do that? Because it was fucking hilarious. I watched this movie after having a couple beers yeah I think I started it at 1030 at night on a Tuesday. Oh my god who does that? Just old man hit. And I think I was sleepy enough and just a little tips enough that this was perfection. Like I the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th th the th th th th th tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi the thi thi thi thi the the the thi the the thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tip. tip. tip. tips tips tips. tips. tips. tips. tips. tips tips tips tips tips tips enough and just a little tips enough that this was perfection. Like I was at the perfect level of just dumb. I just imagined her watching this and being like what what did they what the fuck is this? Like what again? She rips her shirt off like 27 times in the end credits. See I picture her watching it and going, oh, boom! I have the note freedom titties, girl.
Starting point is 00:30:10 No, I mean, do you, but like, that is just, it is, whose idea was that? Oh, she says to, before the fucking, she says to Mickey, aka Vlad, bring me our new daughter. Yeah, yeah, you don't fuck your daughter. You don't fuck your daughter. No, uh-uh. Just use it different.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Why would they say daughter right there? Bring me our new friend. Perfect. Perfect. Yeah, perfect. Nailed it. I love that Mariana is never a full were wolf. No. She's like, sometimes she has has has hasetic on her mouth that makes her mouth real big.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Yeah. One point, just her arm has wolfed out. Yeah. Transforming is very confusing in this movie because they seem to do it sometimes and some parts of them do it and then sometimes like they can't control it, like when she's yelling it micky later not to transform. Yeah, he looks so shitty, it's so good. Yeah, he looks extremely shitty. It just kind of like mildly turns into Kenny Loggins for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:31:14 We cut to Stefan, Ben, and Jenny driving up this like path. And they're bitching about women driving of course because Ben is the worst. And there's been a woman that's been hit by a car that's in the middle of the road with all the villagers standing around. How many people you think are standing around there not helping her? 3040? 3040? Yeah, thirty, 40? Yeah. She turns into a were if this woman who's been hit by a car. It was all ruse. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. the ruse. the ruse. the ruse. the ruse. the ruse. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's thi. It's been thi. thi. It's been thi. the. thi. the. It's been thi. It's been thi. It's been th. It's been th. It's been th're watching her transform, the rest of the villagers disappear. Yeah, why? I don't know. And they're like, where they go? No investigation. And Stefan's like, oh, I gotta go do a thing, so I'll see you guys later.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Just walks off. And they're like, okay, well, let's keep driving. There's a were one the back scene. Where did that that where that where that where that where the world the world the world the world?? the world? the world? the world? the world? the world? the wo the world? the wo the wo the wo tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho. tho. they they thi thi thi. thi. they the. the. the. the. the. the the tooooooooooooo the. the. the the the the the the the the. No. so happy at this point. How fucking dumb this movie was. Can I tell you my next now? Please. Transylvania honestly kind of seems like a nice place to visit. Yeah. Yeah, I would like to go to that festival. It was weird and I would like to eat their food and possibly dance to those songs. They get a hotel room. What was the room number? 6 6 6 6 6 6 6. 6. 6. This hotel doesn't. This. This. This. This. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And I. And. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I would. And I would. And I would. And I would. And I would. And I would. And I would. And I would. And I would. And I would like. And I would like. And I would like. And I would like. And I would like. And I would like. And I would. And I would. And I would. And I would. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And. And. And. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. the room number? Sixth, six. This hotel doesn't have a sixth floor. Ha ha, ha, ha, everybody goes, ha, ha, ha, ha, screen wipe. Also, did Tondo have a hump?
Starting point is 00:32:32 He seemed like he had a hump at the beginning, and then he didn't have it at the end. Did they make Tondo take out his hump? Bunko Eastern European Paul Rudd that I couldn't even like look at him You know what I mean? Oh my god. So it's roofs that there's no six-floor. Ha ha ha. Screen wipe. And then we see Mickey is outside of their room dancing. Yeah. In the like folk festival that's happening. Right. And he starts sniffing the air. Because he can smell sex?
Starting point is 00:33:11 We cut to the Ben and Jenny fucking against the wall. And we cut back to him sniffing the air again going, he-ha-ha-ha-ha. And then like necking with the woman in front of him. And she's like, can you stop, please, come on, come on, come on, stop. We're being professionals. This is a job. Treated as such. But he sniffs the sex in the air. And I was just like, well, what?
Starting point is 00:33:33 Is that what it was intended to be? That was really hard for me. That was a hard watch. is hell on earth. Yeah, just smelling people fucking. Also, when they... Think about everything else you can... Oh, when they walk in the room, started to cut you off, and Jenny said, nice room, smells great. Yeah, what does that mean? Yeah, what does that mean? I liked when they got to the fucking and Ben took off his denim shirt and had a denim shirt on under it with his jeans. He was literally thrown thi th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theannnnneanneanneanneanneanneanneanneanneanneanneanneanneneneneneneed. Senen. Sen. You don't have to wear all the denim all the time. He's from Montana. Sex wolf smells the sex is the note that I have. Fucking gross.
Starting point is 00:34:11 And then Van and Jenny go outside post-coitus and they're like giggling at each other. Oh, I hate them together. I hate when she's in the bathtub and he like sneaks up on her. And you think it's like someone actually bad sneaking up on on. And the punchline is he goes, boo, hi honey. I hate that. I hate it. I wish I was dead. Ben is already calling her honey.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Slow down, but also like, that's what you call someone when you like, I don't know. You've lost the magic. Or you just want the remote. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. I th. I th. I th. I I I I I I th. And th. And th. And th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, tho, tha, tha, tha, tha. And tha. And tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'uuuuuuu. And, thooooooooooooo Hey honey, could you give me the remote? Hey honey. Hey honey, while you're up, could you get me a glass of water? Exactly. It's not when you're a creep and you sneak up on them.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Right after that we get a little graphic that tells us it's the following afternoon. You don't have to tell me that I can understand that that happens in the movie. I don't understand why this movie doesn't get day daylight and nighttime because like it takes you from the nighttime club scene into high noon 15 minutes later and then it shows them basically going to bed and then something happening in daylight again I can assume it's the next day I can assume that. Because all the same shit is happening outside. Yeah it's what do you don't have to tell me about it. And then. And the the the the the the the. And the. And the. And the. And the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. the. th. th. the. the. th. th. the. the. te. te. tha. tha. tha. tha. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. ta. ta. ta. t same shit is happening outside. Yeah, it's what do you, you don't have to tell me about it. And then we get another shot of the three-way. It's a lot harrier now. How long have they been fucking? Yeah, were wolves? Oh, they're like sting. That tantric were. Ooh, just staring at your hairy body, I guess. Jenny has figured out that they're in the center of the town Volkava and that means Wolf and town is a wolf town?
Starting point is 00:35:49 Wolf town. Where they live in Wolftown? You think Stefan would have explained that to them when they head off the train or whatever. He seems to be withholding information. Party seems fun though. Yeah, the puppet show was a little ham-fisted, but sure. I liked all the paper mache masks that everyone had because it made him extra creepy.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Yeah. And then there was one person who had a paper mache mask that was the size of their upper body. It was like their torso and covered their head and they were just like walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking walking like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like their their their their the hotel, Tondo is like, I will show you around for money. Ha ha ha ha. And it's clearly, it's clear that they're all bad guys, right? And they're like, yeah, okay, here's the money. Show us around.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Like, why would you, why don't you just say no thank you? Why are you taking Tondo with you. I have to know what is Sturber wearing? It's like sex armor. It is it is sex armor and it's I don't know. It's like crotchless full plate armor. It's horrifying. Then we meet the other occult fighters like Vasily and Constantine and the father. The agent occult fighters. What are they doing here? What is anybody doing here? What is anybody doing here? So Reb and Jenny are watching the father. The aged occult fighters. What are they doing here? What is anybody doing here? So Reb and Jenny are watching the town festival and he just peels to go shoot people in the woods? He's like I'm gonna buy her a gift. I'm gonna leave her here with Tondo. Yeah. What? You're always safe with Tondo. No, you're not. Oh, tondo is a is a terrible person. Reb and Vastley go off into the woods to shoot people. And Basley's like, oh, it's nighttime again now. Okay. Yeah, I can explain that?
Starting point is 00:37:35 It literally went from being noon to night in the woods. Just a little chiron that was like, it's night nighttime now, guys. We turned out the lights. They go off in the woods and and Vasley is like, hey, just put these little things in your ears that look like teeth. Yeah. Just put these teeth in your ears and like, okay, yeah, that's fine. Because it's gonna come back that when they fall out and Sturba's going, go, and you will freak, you just just just just just just just just just just just just th freak, th freak, th freak, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th, th, th, th, just just just just thus, just th, just th, just th, just th. th. th. th. th, just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th. You th. You thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, just thi, just? Hey, why didn't he drag Vasily with him or take it? He's like, okay, bye. Vassily's like, go, go, like your legs aren't broken. This dude sucks. And also, the guy with you is 652, like, let him carry you.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Yeah. His head explodes instead. Which was fan, this was the, like the money shot of this movie. Yeah, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. they, they, like, they, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the the the th. th. the money shot of this movie. Yeah, yeah. Because first his eyes blow out. Yes. Oh God. I liked when he came back. Yeah, like reanimated corpse. He looked great. Yeah. That was very super creepy. Yeah. The beauty of them filming in Europe is that they got to shoot in that really sweet osuary that everyone's walking around it. Yeah. It was really beautiful. Really want to go to an their asurier I've never I've I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the th th th th th th th th th th the like th like th like th like th like th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the like the like the like the like the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the in Rome, the one that was there was closed for remodeling. You're putting up new bones. God, I think these bones are so dated. We just need to like hip or skulls, people with like emo haircuts?
Starting point is 00:38:53 Yeah. What? What? So they realize, because Stefan has given them medallions to protect them, and they find the medallion, so that she she that she that she they're that she that she they're that she they're they're that she they're they're that she's they're they're that she's they're they're they're they're that she's they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they and they find the medallion, Jenny's medallion on Vasily, so they know that she's been kidnapped. They feel no particular urgency to get to her. They're just casually getting to her when they get to it. They know she can't.
Starting point is 00:39:14 She's hiding over their hands of her head. Covered in blood. They show her get a little tank of blood. And and Stefan is talking about the chalice that held the blood of Jesus Christ, and I was like, that's, isn't that the Holy Grail? What? You would just have it there in your hands, Stefan? What? No, no acknowledgement of that.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Oh, thiii. Oh my god. I, yeah, Sturba sends werewolves out to destroy Stefan. She sends big feats out to destroy him. They look so fucking shitty I could die. They're running around like, goddamn bigfoot. And all the other olds are like, ah, ah, oh, just immediately dead. But the problem with these were the warewolves too is that they have to like snarl to announce their presents. They can't move their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. She's. They they, they. They they, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they being a scary monster wolf. These guys are literally just wearing like fur suits, like big fat fur suits. That's what they should have called this movie. Big fat fur suits? I would
Starting point is 00:40:30 have, I think, you're the howling to. Your sister's a big fat fursuit. Oh, yeah. So yeah, there's this long walking scene with Reb and Stefan. I don't know. And then, oh yeah, Jenny, we got a... Oh, fuck, we should be. Nah, fuck it. Whatever. Jenny's in this room that's full of candles and I just don't see a werewolf lighting all those candles. You think it's a fire hazard? I just think they're not going to do it. I don't think they're think of like, wherewools being so animalistic? Yes. Yeah, they're not gonna fucking light all these candles. They're werewolves. And like, the idea that they've been fucking for days kind of like,
Starting point is 00:41:13 lends to that animalism, right? Like, people don't fuck for days. Do animals fuck for it? I have no idea what I'm talking about anymore. You gotta light all those candles to burn off the fuck stink? I guess. Otherwise, Glad's just like, all day long. They don't smell like cinnamon apples. It's really nice. Yankee candle meets Transylvania. I think it's just, I think the thing, I don't like the idea of werewolves as
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Starting point is 00:42:23 because it's like her 10,000th birthday. I just don't, okay. What is he? I mean Christopher Lee was a little old at this point, but he's like, not ancient. And she's just, she should not have any lines. She's just talking about, I don't know, I don't know what she's saying and I don't know what she's saying it badly. I don't know what she's saying it badly. I don't that s I don't that s I don't that says. I don't that says. I don't that says. I don't that says. And I don't th. And I don't th. And I don't th. And I don't th. And I don't th. And I don't th. And I don't th. And I don't th. And I don't th. And I don't th. And I don't th. And I don't th. And I th. th. th. th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I'm th. And I'm th. And I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the thi. the the the thi. the thi. the thi. she's saying at badly. I have a note that says, I wish my name was Satanda. Satan with a DA on the end. Just, you know, like a nice feminization of Satan. It's me, Satanda. Ha ha ha. I mean, it can be.
Starting point is 00:42:59 I guess. It's what I know. Hi Satana. No, it doesn't. I don't hear Katie, sorry. I'm Satanda, I'm here with my friend Alan. So they burn up the monster bat thing peeks out of the priest's mouth. And then- I liked that actually, I thought that was good.
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Starting point is 00:43:42 No. No, no. I guess they were just going to leave Stefan though. Yeah, you burn up. But they didn't know that. You can't take that burn up boy with you. They didn't know that. This movie is all about just leaving everybody behind. All men left behind. Yeah. And then they do play the song again. One more time. Actually know that that's not true. It's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're back. T they're back. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. they're they're they're they're back. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they they they they they they. they. they. they they. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're their. their. their their their their their th. th. th. th. thee. theee. theee. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're Actually, no, that's not true. It's two more time. So they're back in LA. It's Halloween. I guess he's given up that Montana Sheriff's job. What's the Montana? He was the sheriff of Montana. That's what they say earlier. The whole state. No one would hire that man. They say it earlier. I think that's to explain why he's wearing so much denim. Wow. I totally miss that. That's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Yeah. They're sitting in their apartment in LA, and a kid comes to the door because it's Halloween. Yes. And he's a little werewolf boy. And then he goes into the apartment next door. Well, there's a little creepy priest man and no werewolf boy. I'm a bachelor and I live alone, says the man. He he he.
Starting point is 00:44:50 And then the movie starts recapping itself over the credits. Like, what were we to take from that scene? Is it that man a were were wherwoolf? And did he just want their candy? Because the Howling three three three three three three three three is is three three three three is three three three three is three three three thiiii is thiiiii is thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thoom? thoom? tho? thi? thoom? thoom? tho? their? their? their? their? their? their? too? too? too? too? too? to. to. to. to. to. to? to. to. to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they? they? th. they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they? Ia? th. thwolf? Did he just want their candy? Because the Howling 3 is set in Australia. So it has nothing... Oh yeah, we're going to do it at some point. Marsupials? It's good. I have seen that one before.
Starting point is 00:45:12 You hadn't seen this. No, I hadn't seen this. Oh, oh, oh, oh. This was a Jim Robinson to? I think you thought it was fun and silly. Yeah. I think you wouldn't be wrong but... And this is where we over the credits we get the Boom Titties, Boom, Tiddies, Boom Titties. It's a highlight reel of great breasts in this film, the end credits. It's so silly. It was like, are you done jerking it? Well finish off here. Ha ha ha ha ha! Jesus. My last note is this. It is, this. It is, this, this, this, this, th is, th is, th is, th is th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And th, th, th, th. And th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And th, th. And th, th. And thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. And thi. And thi, thi, thi, thi, it? Well, finish off here. Jesus. My last note is just, wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:45:51 I mean, that's a movie, I guess. That is definitely a movie called The Howling to Your Sister's Whirl. What, like, based on the novel. Help, send help. Someone send us help. This is too much. This one is too far. It's just too much. This is too much. It's, like. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. too much. this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. the. the. this. this. the. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. too much. too much. too much. too much. too much. too much. too much. too much. too much. too much. too too much. too much. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. the. this is this is this is thi. th. thi. th novel. Hey, help, send help. Someone send us help. This is too much. This one is too far. It's just too much.
Starting point is 00:46:09 This is too much, even compared to the, I'm a baby and I'm murdering everybody of last week. But that wasn't trying to like, I don't know, that baby wasn't setting up rituals. It's the rituals that it really got here. Yeah. It's thia it's really thiathat it really got there. Yeah, it's really bothering me. Because I don't understand what those were doing in Transylvania. What were they there for? They were just there for her birthday party? And if so, how do they all know about these rituals? And like, what were they going to accomplish?
Starting point is 00:46:36 I just don't, how long had she been that confused old lady? She turns back into that confused old lady. She turns back into that confused old lady at one point two who's like I'm still here. They're just paying me scale to be here. Where's craft services? Oh my god. I understand the Swiss cake rolls to die for I got to find it. Katie. Alan. Let's go to the ratings. I fine you have to go first. This is the rating phase two. Your rating is a werewolf. I had so much fun watching this movie. Did you?
Starting point is 00:47:11 I bet you did. I giggled incestantly. Yeah. And I had to giggle quietly because it was late at night. I was watching Miss and Missy was already asleep. if you giggle too loud. Yeah, no giggling! No giggling! Throw it's a book down the stairs. No! You're giggling baby. Go ahead, baby.
Starting point is 00:47:28 You're giggling baby. Sorry. What does that mean? You're jiggling baby, the L.O. Cool, Jace. Oh, OK. Well, you were, I guess you're happening to him? Is epilepsy running your family? Oh, it wouldn't show up, yeah, never mind. Stupid. I do like that we've done, uh, I was actually going into
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Starting point is 00:52:53 I went to Etunes. Etunace, it's Spanish. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. That's nice. I'm sorry we're making fun of you, but I guess you probably expected it. I wrote into them and they just didn't take me seriously. We take everything so seriously. Bum. Titty. Are you going to ring the bell every time? Oh my god, it's going to be... I did have the note the titty bell. No, that wasn't the last way. Oh, yeah, a lot of titties. Oh, so many titties. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:53:25 I need to automate it somehow. That's just yours titties and rings the bell. There's got to be a way. All you coders out there get in tou tou. No one could tell us. Can you help me? Yeah, I would. Katie. You want to do a movie next week? Sure, what do you want to do? Let's dip back into the world of Stephen King? Cool.
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Starting point is 00:54:07 I don't, and I would have because I, you know, I had that journal where I wrote them all town. Titty journal. That's a website, isn't it? Uh, where are you? Tity journal? No, like where you can, the freez. If you got that, priz. Yeah. So watch Kujo? Think about Stephen Kang and all the thiki jokes are going to make during it. I feel like in the last several Stephen Kingk movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie s. We the the the the the the the the the the the the th. We th. We've the the the the the the the the the the the the ween, I I I I I I I we. I I I I we. I I I I we. I I I I I I I we. I I we. I I we. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I feel like like th. I feel like th. I feel like feel like like like th. I feel like th. I feel like th. I feel like, I feel We need to bring the joke back and just hit it with a hammer until it's dead. And to do it again.
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