Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 24- Grabbers (2012)

Episode Date: April 6, 2015

Please join us on a very special "vision quest" episode of Werewolf Ambulance in which we got drunk and watched the 2012 Irish horror comedy "Grabbers." Special topics of nonsense that we cover this week include: Dom DeLuise, "talking about Ireland", that 'Sherlock' episode "Humina Ha-Ha", drunks cops and the unending horrors of the ocean. Please accept Katie's most heartfelt apologies for saying nothing useful and also for burping and making excessive sound effects in this episode.  Did you see "Grabbers"? What did you think? As always, we'd love to hear your thoughts and if you liked this episode, please tell a friend!

Hi, and welcome to another episode of WhereWulf Ambulance. I'm Katie and I'm here with my friend Alan. Hi, Alan. Hello, Katie. How are you? I'm doing really well. How are you? Good.

This is our pre-show, where we're sober. So tonight we're gonna do the film Grabbers. There will be spoilers. And after we record this, we're gonna go get drunk and watch gravers and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, and, and, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. and tho, tho, th're going to go get drunk and watch grabbers and hopefully not get eaten by tentacle beasts. Hopefully. Or something. So if this is the end of the podcast, I guess it happened. I know that we loved you. Yeah.

And I... All right, we'll be back. We'll be back. Hi, I'm Alan. And I'm here on Wearwolf Ambulance. This is why I don't drink, because when I drink I sound like this. It's very disconcerting. Welcome back EMTs.

Hey. We watched grabbers. We just talked about TLC for like 15 minutes. We just talked about TLC for like 15 minutes, but Alan told me we're going We drank a lot of beers and plum cordial. Plum cordial is a thing. Yeah, we're adults. We drink plum cordial. My voice is going to be more annoying this time around. You're going to be like Tobin Raspy.

No, if I could be Tobin. Tobin has the best voice. Many of you commented on Tobin's sultry voice. She's like a young Kathleen Turner. It's beautiful. It's beautiful and I sound like, I'm like, uh, who's a teen? I won't, I won't hear. I won't hear it. I won't hear it. I just sound like a fucking nerd, all right?

Selena Gomez is she a teen? I sound like if you were like, went to central casting and needed a nerd voice. Well, good thing we do this voicing. So we just watch Grabbers, Irish movie. I'm drunk. Here's the thing. Neither of us really drinks very much so we are like two sip tips but we had more than two sips so we're more than tips and this was a fucking fantastic movie. Oh man. 2012 British Irish film Irish British film Grabbers.

So good. Fucking great. Loved it. Yeah. Not just because I'm drunk. Did I love this movie? I think it might be because I'm drunk, but also I loved it. It was really fun.

This movie was recommended to me by my cousin Krista who is 22 and in college. So she's sort of my touchstone for like what the kids like, you know. I like to go out with her and tell people that I used to wipe her butt. She's not that into it. I think it's pretty hilarious. But she was like you're gonna really love this movie and you should get drunk with these people, get drunk along with them and I was like, all right right, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-a, thr-a, thr-s, thr-s, throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, thi with these people. Get drunk along with them. And I was like, all right, so that's exactly what we did. We put a post out on Instagram today asking people what they thought of, uh, grabbers. And Faust 77 S. Lee 88. Shotgun done.

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Love it. Totally into it. Everybody loves this movie. Yeah. Mike Bukowski, big fan of the podcast, big promoter, love him. My girl Amanda Waltz, who's going to be showing up as a guest probably next week maybe the following week yeah loves it Jim Robinson also a big fan of the podcast also loved it we're just naming people we know now it's like name-dropping but they're just our

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Ireland. Can we talk about Ireland for a second? Shhh. You, Ireland, we're about to get real. Ireland. Actually, here's the thing, nobody's listening. Bill F.X. is Irish and had a good time watching this, and yes, he was drinking. Bill F.X. I'm also drinking. So, this movie is not doing a lot to subvert your stereotype.

Very stereotypical. It's just like, hey, Irish people? This movie is not doing a lot to subvert your stereotypes. It's just like, hey Irish people, drinking. But you know what, like if they, like I like movies about Italian people eating, you ever see Fat South Dom Deloese? So good. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, I'm just saying way to drive it home. Did you ever see Fat So with Dom Deloese? Oh God, Meets you, Tivarita's Cookbook, eat this, it'll make you feel better?

No. Oh, you should borrow it. Oh, nice. Yeah. I love Dom tollowies. He's no Don Knotts, but he's pretty sweet. No one is like Tom tomorrow. So this is a movie about love-augh, freaking havoc on the small coastal town, which they fight off with alcohol and an Irish wit.

Jim Robinson put it best when he said this movie was Father Ted meets Lovecraft. It's like a really sweet Irish comedy. And the fuck I laugh through the whole thing. It's really funny. Really fun. Doing horror comedy. So good. Very good. And then the horror aspects when there's a few like legit creepy parts in this movie. The CGI is pretty good for CGI. I'm really into it. Better than Lord of the Rings movies. I'll put it out there. Whoa. Although it does use a Lord of the Rings score. It totally steals whatever they're. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the thorororororororor. the the the the the the thororo. the the the horror. totally steals whatever they had left on the cutting room floor to like sweep across the mountainous ranges of Aaron Island or over there.

That's interesting because I wrote that it sounds, the incidental music sounds like the incidental music in Jaws. It's got a Jaws feel to it. You know it's that nautical horror. Yeah, like Lord of the Rings. You know that scene in Lord of the th they're on the ocean and they're fighting off that creature? Oh.

Wait. When the elves are leaving Middle Earth? Yeah and then that huge like, um, Vampire Squid comes up out of the ocean and attacks, uh, legulis? If you guys don't know about vampire squid, they are referenced in this movie and we will post a picture of them because they're fucking terrifying. They are real, they are horror. This is why I don't go in the ocean. Yeah, I mean this movie beautifully exemplifies why I and Lovecraft feared the ocean. I swim in the ocean. I love the ocean. I swim in it all the time. I fucking love it. I grew up on the east coast. No. I grew up in what in what in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I'm beautiful th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the ocean. I the ocean. I the ocean. I the ocean. I the ocean. I the ocean. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th East Coast. No. I grew up in what the hell? Where? I don't get in that goddamn river. Yeah, that's because the river is polluted with steel slag.

You can eat two fish from it a year safely, according to the Allegheny County game commission. No, it's horror. It's horror. Everything that lives in theirs. The gist of this movie is you follow the story of a young female cop. Most beautiful skin I've ever seen. Oh gorgeous. Oh my god what the fuck it's not fair. Lisa Nolan is the name of the man. I just would skin her face and wear it on my face. and she has come to Aaron Island to

Is that a real place? Yeah, it's right here. That is just a word document you pointed at that's not a thing. It's an evernote. And she has come to Aaron Island to take a vacation from being in Dublin where they have rapes and murders and drug dealers and yeah and so she has taken her vacation to be a cop on this island where nothing's gonna happen with Jeff from coupling. That is Karen O'Shea? Yes. Is the name of his character? He um I my first notes is a Jeff from coupling really has not aged and then quickly oh wait maybe yes he has. But he was hilarious and this is, his comedic timing was perfect, spot on. My first notice that we had

to watch this movie with subtitles. Actually yeah, I mean then my second note says loud or squishing because they really drove the subtitles home in this. They were like telling you every goddamn thing that happened. There was a great thing in the subtitles where someone said, oh shit, followed by loud squishing, and that made me giggle for a real long time. Because I'm 41 years old. Yeah. Yeah. I was far away from it.

So we follow, the film starts out with some lobster men out at sea. And you watch, you're actually out in the ether of space, and you're watching a meteor, zoom, tham, tham, to to zoom, to zoom, to to zoom, to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the their tooom, their their their tooom, tooom, too out in the sort of ether of space and you're watching a meteor Zoom into Ireland. And as it smashes into the ocean, these lobstermen see it, and they're calling it in as an emergency flare, which are going to go check on. And as they go to check on it, one of the lobstermen is ripped off the boat. And it's done this in this really great. Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry. It's done in this really great.

Look. They're not showing you anything at this point. No, it's totally blind. Which is great. Yeah. It's your 20 minutes in before you see any. Yeah. Which will really work both tho.

Yeah, I thought. Yeah, if you're gonna have CGI monsters, don't show me them right out of it. And so, uh, so there's a monster, there's a lobster man ripped off the boat, and then three more killed in succession. And it's all died? Yeah. Oh, I miss that. Oh, that's sad. Oh.

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He is taking a walk with his dogs on the beach when he comes upon some pilot whales. Yeah. That have been killed by something. Dead on the beach. Yeah, to which are juggeared scientists. Russell Toby. Yeah, of becoming animal and Doctor Who. Here's an episode of Sherlock. The Hound of the Bascar Vils.

Yeah, yeah. Did I say Hound of the Baskervilles? You actually said, Ha ha ha, bah. So he comes up and says that these, uh, these whales died at sea, and this is pretty, he's a terrible scientist. Not uncommon. . they they they they they they they they they they th th th th terrible scientist. Not uncommon, they were ripped apart on the rocks. It doesn't make any sense. All of the ones, they like. Well, that's what, that's what a, Detective O'Shea, or don't.

Officer O'Shea, it's like, oh, so all at once, huh? And it gets his drunken mind swirling. We established very early on he's an alcoholic. Yeah, always hea. hea play later. Yes. Well, everything is drunk. Everything is drunk.com. I will take this moment to point out that you should go to Team Google.com because Justin Gray, the guy who did our logo, our fantastic logo, is doing posters for the live shows from my brother, my brother and me and they are unfucking believable. He is so talented. He's so good. The fact that we have the same artist as them blows my mind. I've known Justin for well over 10 years

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one of the lobster pots has one of these grabbers in it. Yeah this guy's name is Patty right and which seems like a slur but I guess isn't. And he is pretty much the best character in the movie. Right. He's hilarious and the other guy who picks up the his assistant is a tach T-a-d-g-h T-a-d-h-t-d-h-t-d-t-d-t-d-t-d-t td-t td h td T-d-h t td td td tv you're right h'g H g to be together the

lobster pot it it gawks on them yeah it pisses in gogg in Todd's face is it is Todd how you say that I think so Todd's cool and from that it moves to Patty taking the lobster pot home and putting in the bathtub. Obviously you're going to put this monster in your bathtub. Where else you're going to keep it? If you're going to have a sea monster, where are you going to put it? Bathtobub? Obs. I can't believe we're doing a rundown of this plot in this movie.

I remember nothing past this movie. Sure. Drunked man in a welding mask. Got it. So Patty survives his tech unscathed. He takes the the the grabber home, which he has named it, puts it in the bathtub, takes it to ruffle with ruffled to be. is examining the grabber. Yeah. And she's like pretty disgusted by him at this point. She's like, this guy is a drunk and he doesn't take his job. Right, Nolan is disgusted with O'Shea at this time. But you can tell, like, they're totally going to make out at some point. And Patty has brought this thing to O'Shea's notice when they were at the bar drinking was sort of a fisherman's tail. Yeah and

he didn't believe it at all. Right so they they they take it to Smith and it's already attacked Patty at this point. It's like sort of a alien style like face grabber. And it's like it's like it's like it, um, in the corner of sort of the ceiling in the wall. Yeah, it looks fantastic. It's so awesome. It's so scary. It's so scary. I just wrote, oh, I love the grabber, exclamation point.

Exclamation point. And this is when they make the, uh, Yeah. One, you know. No, no, no, no. So they sort of, they surmise that after Officer O'Shea is attacked by this thing and is able to rip it off him. He's the town drunk, or he's the drunk police officer, who earlier in the movie, they're like 12 people in this town, so he can really be both. Well, when Lisa Nolan is brought in by O'Shea Superior,

O'Shea asked him why he needs to be there, and O'Shea Superior basically says, because you can't do your job, to which I put the note in, Fire and Copping in Cops, Ireland. Yeah, like why is this man still have a job? He is drunk all of the time. If I was drunk all of the time, I don't think I would have a job. No. I barely am having a job on this podcast being drunk, and I don't getto survive this attack and why O'Shea was able to survive his attack is because they both had high alcohol contents.

Yeah. So they, there's an egg and they realize that this egg could not be fertilized by the small creature that hangs onto people's faces. Hugs on to people's faces. Hugs. Hugs. So they surmise that there's a larger creature out there. A male. And they go hunting this larger male. And they find it and it's huge and it's terrifying and... It has the greatest movement though of like any monster I've seen in a movie recently, it rolls. It doesn't like creep on its tentacles, it doesn't run at you, it rolls like head over heels, it has neither

head nor heels, but it rolls and I love it. Right, for you D&D nerds, I said that it is a good mobility mechanic. Actually I think I said that and you wrote it down. Sir. Well you weren't writing at this point. No, I put, I, well, the pencil was in my hand, but like it wasn't doing anything. So it really has this interesting, like, just, yeah, it just rolls ass over kettle at people. Like, I don't know anything about CGI. Like, let's be real. I don't know anything about CGI. We're getting, let me, let me do some real talk.

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and they're watching a living dead, which I thought was good. Oh, so good. They're coming for you, Barbara. It was that scene, which is so... Probably the most terrifying sterterter movie. The most terrifying scene was really sweet. And then they get a knock on the front door, and it's a guy that you meet earlier in the movie who is being sort of dangled in front of the front door. Why was he being dangled? Was it a gr To which they say that he is outside pissed as a fart. So good.

Which I was like, oh, that's coming into my lexica. I will be using that from here on now. That's regular talk now. Yeah. It was a, it was really great. It was, it was really fun to see him like sort of dangling. You see his feet sloshing in the mud. And they're like, oh, what's going on. And the grab the grab the grab the gr the gri the gr the gri the gr th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's tho. That's thoom. thoom- thi. thathe thoom- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- thoom- thoom- thoom. That's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I's th. I's the. the. I's the. the. the. the. I's toe. theee. I's theee. I's toee. I'm thee. the. the. I's the. I'm the mud and they're like oh what's going on and then the grabber drops him and they run outside and he kills them yeah which is really fun like through the chimney well he kills the man outside and then the wife is killed through the chimney. That's a terrible way to die. Yeah she was trying to shut the flu. No it's terrible way did I I wouldn't oh god small spaces and all that, you know. What?

Why are you laughing at me? Because you're just mumbling about small spaces now. I'll get closer to the microvone. Is this better? It is because you were a little quiet. Okay. So, they eventually determined that everyone in the town needs to be intoxicated to defeat these things so that they...

To just be safe from them. Right, because they won't drink your blood if you have a high alcohol content. And for some reason O'Shea, who is a full-blown alcoholic, decides that he has to be sober because he wants to go to the bonzo and Lisa Nolan. Who has never been drunk before in life. I can imagine that. Weird. I've just spent so much time drunk. Oh. I don't feel bad about it. They shouldn't.

So, um, so they throw a party and invite the entire town. No children, mind you. Oh yeah, why don't any of those people have children? There were like, uh, like people of all ages at this. Yeah you're right no children. No children. No teens like nobody under the age of I don't know like 25. Weird. Maybe the island would eventually die without these children. That's a different horror movie. That's called Children of Men. Yes. Oh, that

was good. I liked that. There's a point where... Is that hot British guy's name? Oh, with the weird craggy face? Clive Owen. Clive Owen, not Clive Barker. Who's a different man? This is going to be a disaster, isn't it? Was this a bad idea? So that she... Yep. Tell me more about this movie. I wanted to reference it earlier. Officer O'Shea is trying to get his Mac on with Lisa Nola. And she's like, so you're drunk?

And he's like, yeah, I'm drunk. She's like, so you're going to drive home and it's like, no, I'm drunk. Just like, so you're gonna drive home? And it's like, no, I'm gonna ride a horse. And then she sort of implies that riding a horse drunk is illegal. I would think it is. Is that a thing? Well, yeah, because you could, you like steer the horse. Horses don't, like, horses are mindless.

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danger if you ride a horse drunk yourself, the horse, other people. You can clearly run over a child. There were no children on this island. If there were, you could have run over them. Right, the children of Met Island that we've freaked earlier. But I'm just saying, like, I don't think you could run a horse into a building. They get Officer Nolan super drunk. Yeah, to like test her. She's sort of a guinea pig. She blows a point two-o, which is impressive. Yeah. And they do what I thought was an homage to the thing. It's back, baby. Represent the thing.

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C-word. And then basically creates like a mushroom cloud over this down. And then we cut to Phil Collins. I don't think you've referred to him yet as Phil Collins, so you might want to explain that. Brian, the bar keep looks a lot like Phil Collins. I can feel. Oh, though. And Patty, sitting outside of the pub, talking about how they want to, they should just go in and get a drink. So, that is the best.

Everything's just sort of return normal. Yeah, and then the people make out. Yeah, O'Shea and Nolan. Get their smooch on. And then music turns their to th thom omin. th th th th th th th om omin. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th people make out. Yeah, O'Shea and Nolan. Obs. Get their smooch on. And then music turns ominous, and their eggs on the beach. That was a pretty good summary of the plot.

You guys should just watch it. I mean, like it's on Netflix. You have Netflix. What are you waiting for? Why do you need to move on to the rating phase of this? Toats ready. Just because I really need to go to bed. What's your rating of this film? Seven and a half.

Seven and a half? I loved it. I loved it. It was so fun. It was so fun to like watching a group and just yell and be drunk and like yeah it was so good I loved it. Yeah. I'd go as far as I give it an eight. Yeah. I was a little leery of it because it's after 1985 so I was a little scared. That's scary. I'm I had a birthday recently. I'm 41 now so I'm a little scared of the world. But like I said Mike Pukowski and and Jenn Robinson and everybody. And Gene. But like I said, Mike Pukowski and Jen Robinson and... Everybody!

And Gene and then a bunch of other people, as I listed earlier. Very stoked on this movie. It's great. It's really fucking fun. Everybody loves it and there's a reason. It's because it's something for everyone. It's so good. Watch this movie.

Why don't you guys? They do fun. That's, they. Oh, they listen to us. Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. Yeah. Oh, God, I'm the worst. I like fun. So we highly recommend this movie. Yeah. I mean, like, yeah.

And I think maybe years down the road, I might hold it in the same esteem that I hold a shawn of the the the living dead. Whoa. Or an other of the dead movies. Oh my god, your life is changing. This is life changing. It's a really beautiful movie. It's really fun. That's great. Oh, man. We're going to cry after all.

We said we weren't going to cry. Now we're going to cry. No, I'm no tears. No, no no more tears. Like either of these things. So yeah, that's our ratings of... Grabbers? Grabbers? This movie that we just loved.

What was it called? It was called Netflix Irish Monster? Ocean, Irish movie? I don't drink so much anymore. No, there's a reason for that. I gotta get an Uber home. Oh, yeah, Irish movie? I don't drink so much anymore. No, there's a reason for that. I gotta get an Uber home. Oh yeah, yeah. It's good thing you didn't have to fax them.

No. You could just, I don't know. Teletype them. I think so. So you can find us on Facebook at Wearable the ambulance. We're on Twitter at Wear Abulance. And we are on Instagram at Wear-Waf Ambulance. Thank you so much to everyone who's been hiding us up. Guys, you are the nicest, like, obviously I'm drunk right now. But really I like you a lot.

Yeah, I mean, I mean, and people who have been writing reviews on iTunes, like... Why are you doing that? You're so nice? Please keep doing it. Please tell your friends. Tell your friends about us. Thank you. The only way this is going to grow is by you telling your friends because we are fucking terrible promoting ourselves. Yeah. So we have pins that we are, we're trying to feel like, figure out the mailing for pins. So as soon as I get down like how much it's going to get a PO box. We're going to get a PO box. We're going to do things that like adults do. Yeah, so if you want to send us stuff.

Oh my god, no. You guys should send stuff. I don't want anything. So once we get a PO box, we'll let you know. I feel so guilty. And we'll get stuff from you. And we'll try and to train their their Oh god, I love you. Thanks very much for listening. Thanks, you'll see you another episode of Where All Game He Loans. Bye.