Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 250- Fear (1996)
Episode Date: October 14, 2019In this week's episode, our 250th (!!!), we're asking ourselves the question "who is this movie for, and dear god, why?" with the 1996 horror thriller "Fear." Special topics for your consideration inc...lude: how the roller coaster scene affects a 15 year old's brain, the not-so-believable appeal of meth guys, inexplicable Chucky dolls, a Bush sponsorship, potty training theories and WEREWOLF AMBULANCE 4EVA. Do you like Mark Wahlberg? (If so...why?) Anyway, you can catch him again in Episode 12- "The Happening." Do you like teen romps? You may like Episode 44- "Scream." How about home invasion films? We just discussed "The Strangers" in Episode 243. Please also go check out our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we play a game centered around Bush lyrics and taste test another flavor of M&Ms. While you're at it, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance Also, if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.Â
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Did we need two Mark Wahlberg songs in this soundtrack?
Did we? Did we? No, we didn't need one. Oh, that's probably true. Did we need all the Mark Wahlberg in this movie? I mean, did we? Did we need all the Mark Wahlberg in this movie? I mean, did we? No. No. Mm-mm.
He's not even that handsome.
I agree.
He's very fit.
He has a fantastic physique.
Yeah, who doesn't?
That's the easy part.
Who doesn't just tuck a thermal shirt into their jeans and have their shoulders be
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But not three times the size of the cuff on his pants.
No.
His fans are so huge.
Everyone's wearing the worst jeans in this movie.
Oh my god, let's get into it.
We're tackling the film.
Fear.
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Okay.
It's a movie.
It's horrifying.
It's horrifying on a variety of levels.
This is a movie that was marketed teards teenage girls when I was a teenage girl. Sure. Reese Witherspoon was like a teen media darling. She was everywhere at this point.
Oh cute as a button. And this was her this and cruel intentions were like right around the same time.
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They were together for a minute though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but not anymore.
So my friends in high school, my friends and I in high school would watch those two
movies as like a back-to-back night. Okay. We liked this movie. I remember cool intentions being very sexy.
It's sexy. That's the cruel part is taking someone's virginity. Also this movie. Yeah. Yeah. This movie not sexy at all.
Both of those movies are I realize now about Reese Witherspoons virginity at their course. She does have yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see why, uh, lull, collarpool.
We also used to, when we would get mad at each other, do the thing of punching
ourselves in the chest.
Fuck, I hated it so much.
Just as a joke.
Oh, I have no told.
Yeah.
You weren't reporting to the police that you'd been bruised.
Oh my god. I got a boo-boo. Booboo, Band-Aid. That's what I was new, a toddler. The director of this film, James Foley.
Yeah, you were excited, right?
He's the director of Who's That Girl, the Madonna movie?
Yeah, which I fucking loved when I was a kid.
Great movie. Yeah.
He's on a lot of more videos, too. Yeah.
And he'd, I believe he directed Glen Gary, Glenn Ross. He did, a great film. Yeah, I mean, yeah, for sure. And he's
good. And this movie is well directed. But he did not write this movie. No. And that's
the problem. Yeah. I don't, Christopher Crow did, and he does not have a Wikipedia
page, so I know nothing about him. Hmm, not Christopher Cross, which is like where I was hoping you were going. I wish to. Speaking of people the people who are together. I. I. I. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I that aren't together anymore. Christopher Cross? Yeah. Oh and
we're not talking about Chris Cross. The uh... No we're talking about the light...
Daddy and Daddy Mac. The Light FM star Christopher Cross. Well we're gonna have to
agree to disagree on this one. I wish Chris Cross had started off as Christopher
Cross like it's too formal. We need to get the kids Yeah. We need to get the kids in.
So, were you a fan of Mark Wahlberg's Hips and Hops?
No.
Okay, good.
Did you know that he tried to have a reggae career?
No.
Did you know that his reggae group was called One Love?
Like he named it off a fucking thrown? That That you can't do that. No, that's sacred
It's sacred ground. No white boy from Boston
You don't get one love. I am so glad he never had a reggae career
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I don't know, I guess they're all unemployed extras from singles?
Oh, that's pretty much what it looked like, yeah.
No, I didn't know that. His past is very checkered.
Oh yeah, I mean, this is fucking shitbag. In that scene where he's beating up Gary, I was like, oh, is this like when you when to that Asian man? It's not funny, why did I laugh at that?
Because it's, those, those parts where he's being a violent cock, you're like, oh, you're
doing this well because you're not actually acting.
Yeah.
But when you were supposed to act, it's horrible.
Like, we did not like to agree. But he's a better actor, he got better. Sure. He worked hard at it,
presumably, because he is so fucking bad in this. Well, this is his first movie, isn't it?
I don't know. I believe it's his first film, his first foray into the films. And boy, what
a door. Post underwear, adsman. Oh yeah, take a break from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant
a tree. Oh my god. Yeah. I also, before I watched the movie, I was doing my research and I texted
Katie because I was excited because these Sundays and towed the wet sprocketer on the soundtrack.
Yeah, sad boy, go, go, go. You were like, I'm gonna love this movie I get to hear wild horses
twice yeah and not even the shitty Rolling Stones version I know it's theirs
I know it's there's don't say it hate the Rolling Stones this is a better
version of that's oh for sure I'll take the Sundays any day that we're
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so so how you want to get into this we've we've to talk to Mark Wahlberg, no. Well, that'll come up, and more of it will come up.
The film opens on William Peterson sprinting through the woods
at a pace he can barely maintain.
Also, that just seems like a tripping hazard.
I know.
When you're going to go into your marketing architecture job with a boo-boo on your
face? No, you are not. But then we realize that he's sprinting through the woods tho tho tho tho tho tho tho he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the woods he's sprinting the woods he's sprinting th. He's he's th. He's th. He's thi. He's the. tho tho tho the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. He th. He the th. He th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. thi. the. the. thee. to to to teeean. to teean. too. too. too. theeeeeeeean. thee. the. the. sprinting through the woods next to his gated community. So he probably has someone that goes and removes all the tree limb.
Yeah, he and his family, which is him, Amy Brennan, played is a character named Laura, his
second wife.
Why isn't she in Morseuf?
She's fantastic.
Yeah, she's lovely.
I think maybe judging Amy Ruined her. Reese Witherspoon is his teenage daughter that we are told has only come up about a year
ago from LA to live with him after her mom died, question mark?
It's like unclear what happened to her mom.
It's such a throwaway.
But multiple times they reference nothing about her.
Yeah.
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Questions? And it's weird because the movie like wants us to understand her mental state.
But they won't give us anything about it.
Just hormonal teen. That's enough. That's all you need.
She also has that Daddy's Girl bracelet.
Why would she have that? She hadn't lived there with him since for like years and years.
I assume she got that when they went and saw James Taylor when she was six years old.
Oh God, yeah. Oh please, if anyone ever makes you go see James Taylor, you divorce them,
whether it's your spouse or your parents.
Oh, don't forget about Toby. Oh, Toby. I have some things to say about Toby later in the movie. Toby is Laura's son from her previous
relationship. Yeah. I have one of my first notes is when dad's running and he
comes to the driveway and he lifts his arms up like he's breaking the banner
like he's the first one across the lie and it just said reliving past
accomplishments. No, just fuck you. And then we go to dad grossly peeping at his daughter.
Yeah, he's very invested in her sexuality.
But there's that shot of when she walks into the kitchen and she's wearing a very short, like sundressy type thing.
Everything everyone is wearing this movie you could not sit down in, to be fair.
No, don't drop anything.
No, you're done. It's over. But the look he has is not like, oh come on. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the thi thi. thi. th th th to to be fair. No, don't drop anything. No, you're done, it's over. But the look he has is not like, oh, come on, it's, oh, hey.
The same look he's giving her best friend later in the movie.
Oh yeah, he's DTF with Alyssa Milano.
And then he's like mad that Mark Wahlberg sees him looking at her butt?
Yeah.
Yeah. So, uh, everything in this movie in the first act is checkoffs fill in the blank.
Like the kid blows the whistle because it's check off's whistle and you know what I mean?
Just everything that this movie gives you is like, hold on to this, just hold on to this
little bit, okay?
We forgot to mention the fifth family member. Kaiser.
The German Shepherd? Seem a little Nazi-ish.
It's a little Nazi-ish.
You could name him, I feel like you could name him Klaus?
That would be better?
Sure.
Better than Kaiser.
That's all I think.
I guess Kaiser is pre-Nazi.
Sure. It's still sketch. It's sketch. Yeah. It's not a good- It's named fucking Ralph. Yeah, this is my German Shepherd Brendan.
Kevin!
I get very confused at this point because she's going to school and then they're going to play
hooky and then they're going to a club? They're going out for lunch. It seems like they're going off
campus for lunch. Okay. And it's a very confusing bar because there are like fucking meth dudes playing pool in the back.
Yeah, yeah.
And then they're ordering like turkey and gouda and big salads or something.
And it's the middle of the day, because it's high school lunch.
Perfect. And it's packed out and it's allowed and it's allowed and it's allowed. Yeah. And Jonathan Davis is playing pool.
That guy looks so much like the dude from corn.
I am so offended by the implication that Alyssa Milano would throw herself at that
guy.
He's a grosso.
He's foul.
He's foul.
He looks like something like Mick Foley cast off at some point.
Exactly. Exactly.
He looks like a Jonathan Davis Mick Foley dandruff problem.
This is the period where Alyssa Milano was like, I'm not who's the boss.
I'm a dirty girl.
Yeah.
She was like doing like, this is like Poison Ivy.
Oh, she's a lot of like, um, straight to video kind of stuff.
Was it a kiss of the Vampire?
Oh, I don't know that.
Is that the, I think that's a, like, sexy vampire movie that she did.
That sounds about right, like, Kiss of Vampire, yeah.
I remember it being very exciting because you could see her boobs in the movie. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. A hundred percent Toby. thi. The thi that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a sexy. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. that's a sexy. that's a sexy that's sexy that's that victim is Margo. Yes.
And the real hero is, I guess, Toby.
Yeah, 100% Toby.
Although, I just don't, I think he's going to have some problems afterwards, but...
Oh, there's a lot of therapy in Toby's future.
I don't, like, we'll get to it.
This movie is so unkind to Margo.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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it. Yeah. It's awful. Yeah, for sure. The movie wants you to sympathize with Reese Witherspoon.
But she's a dick. She really is. Back to Alyssa Milano for a second, she noticed those
invisible liners that she had? No. Or she like the invisible braces on. Yeah. I did not
notice. They must have been invisible. Yeah. Is that tattoo on her back hers? I hope not.
Oh I don't know. No, we? So okay so yeah, so they leave for lunch, they go to this bar, club, tea club fancy deli. That's just Seattle, right? Like you're just going to get every aspect of life in one place. I guess.
You're going to have dirtbag meth dealers, a guda sandwiches, and then, uh, fuck it. I mean,
Walburg just looks so gross when he comes into frame. Yeah. You're just like, oh, you're a scuzz-bucket. So scuzzy, but we're supposed to think he's handsome. Oh, and our star does. Riesse. Ree. Ree. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. the the thi. the the the to think he's handsome. Oh, and our star does.
Reese Witherspoon is smitten.
Smitten.
And so a flyer gets passed around about this rave?
Rave.
Yeah.
Rave.
Rave.
Mm-hmm.
And through, I don't know, a series of events, they go.
Yeah, uh, mom and dad go out so, Reese Withers went, it's like, I'm going to go out
too.
Yeah, me, yeah.
No, no, they were supposed to go see James Taylor, but Dad got called away because he
works too hard and that's what has pushed her into doing all the things she does.
Because you weren't there, dad.
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rave? Tell me about the rave. Strong quote. I never went to a rave in the
90s. Okay. You'll find this easy to believe. But I have a lot of friends who
did and no one ever reported back that it was this shitty. It seems extraordinarily shitty. I believe the band that's playing is Dink. Is the name of the band?
No, he's like you're not even trying. And it sounds like a nine-inch nail song
can't get started? I can't get this. It's just a small turnover. My closer is not turning over.
I don't know what happened. It's in a downward spot.
Oh. And there's
just that movie trope of like, it's like the Lost Boys where every subculture
gets together and all acts like they're having fun. And they're all dancing.
Nobody is just standing. No what is there's no bar. Everyone is just dancing,
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character Margot is into, and he just looks so funny dancing by himself.
Like it is so absurd.
He's so poorly cast.
I don't know what I was supposed to think of him.
Am I supposed to find him attractive?
Then why does she?
I think he's supposed to be a bad boy. Right, but so was Mark Wahlberg.
And I can see how people would find Mark and Walburg attractive.
Sure, for sure.
You know what I mean?
Like, was he just wearing a gross wig?
Like, his teeth were great, which I remember thinking this is not meth.
It was 96. 96 so that hair is probably pretty spot-on. You think that was his hair? I think that was I don't know. It's definitely his goatee. Oh. We're doing back-to-back weeks of facial hair that I cannot
get with. Unconscionable facial hair. I mean that's just the 90s. The 90s were just a decade of unconscionable facial hair. Disgusting. Yeah, I mean, like, like, soul patched. White dudes and prince. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Disgusting. Yeah, I mean, like, soul patch. White dudes and Prince Beards.
Yeah.
Just a lot of like, I am a chin strap victim of the 90s.
I know, if you want to see it,
you can go back to watch our very first video.
You can see a photo of Alan with a chin strap.
It's funny.
Yeah, it's good. Classic. It's nice. Classic my face. So yeah, they're dancing up the storm and Mark Wahlberg comes over to Reese Witherspoon
is like, he like steps from behind a pillar, which I hate.
That's a dude you throat punch and run away. Right, because he's stealthy. You don't want
to be with a dude who's stealthy ever. Katie said, step from behind a corner, my fist came up and he's like, no, this this this this this this this this this this this this this th is th is th is th is th is like, I I I I's th is like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I'm just just just, I's like, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm tho, I's like, I'm thi, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. theeea. thea''ea'ea'ea'erer-s. thea'erea'erea'eroomereea, the no, the stroke punch him and run. I was like, I'm just sitting here.
I've been just sitting here for 20 minutes.
But she does not throw it bunch.
No, she's like, and again, I'm get here.
Just like an adult and I'm like a child.
That's so hot.
And then something happens? A fight that, the fight tho, th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that, that, that. that, that, that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. that. that, that, that, that, I've that. that. that. that. I's, I've, I'm just, I'm just, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, thi. I's, thi. I's, thi. I's, thi. I's, thi. I's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th, so like, the fight did not provoke
the raid.
Right.
So, like, the fight had nothing to do with anything then.
It was just a coincidental?
It seemed to be the catalyst for getting people running, and then the cops came in and
mayhem started.
I guess.
And so Mark Wahlberg takes, Nicole.
We'll just call her Nicole. Because Reese Witherspoon is a lot of syllables for me. I feel like I'm going to throw just S's where they shouldn't be and it's got to go
bad.
So Nicole and, I'm sorry, his name is David, David's girl.
Because ownership has changed hands.
Oh, oh, I, oh God.
I mean, this movie is a cautionary tale.
About what? About who not to date?
No, it's, it's that, but it's also like,
I don't know what the movie's point of view is
because nobody does the right thing ever.
Like, the only person who's close to doing the right thing, I think is Laura.
But she also tells Reese With the sotterse slut, which would like never work in your relationship with your stepdaughter.
You would never, it just wouldn't like, for how sensitive and useful she is the rest of
the movie.
She just wouldn't say that.
It's like nobody can...
This movie is a look at real people if they were all just a little bit worse than they actually
are.
For sure. This is almost like a suburban dystopian version of the 90s.
It's so like, it's so, there's so much malaise hanging over everything that everyone does.
It's true.
There's also a cautionary tale about when Mark Wahlberg starts kissing you on the cheek by dragging
his lips up your cheek.
Don't try your mouth
towards him. No. Again, throw a punch. Throw a punch. Later he's making eye contact with
her dad while he's kissing her on the forehead, but it's almost like he thinks her forehead's
going to open up. It's not going to get any bigger. You know what I mean? He's just open mouth. Lips just inches apart the forehead. And if someone does thiiiiiioom thoom thioom. thioom. thioom. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. theeeeeeeeea. thr. throoooooooooooooooooooooo. someone does that to you, you uppercut them immediately.
So like right now we have twice you should have punched Mark Walbert and didn't.
It's almost like he's just trying to get all of his teeth on her head.
Yeah, like if he just unhinges his jaw a little bit more, he can get it to the back.
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Wow, that was a long time ago.
What was the taking of Reese Witherspoon?
Deborah Logan?
Debrain Luce Riespoon.
That's why we can't say her name.
Nicole.
I also have the...
So they go to this amusement park.
Fair, whatever it is.
This scene was like seminal for so many girls my age.
Too much.
He's staring at her.
Pre-Rolocaster ride.
Or no, on the roller coaster, but pre-orgasm.
Pre-digital manipulation.
He's looking at her and licking his lips like he's fucking LL Cool J.
I know.
Calm the fuck down, dog dog you were so gross right now.
Genuinely think that he saw LL Coolj do that and was like that's my thing now?
Yeah yeah like reggae it's my thing now.
Everything else that I've stolen from black culture I'm taking L.O.
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I'm from Seattle, it's a wicked pisser.
I like your hair.
I can come over afterwards.
I gotta go park the car.
I'm from Seattle.
No, there is no vocal coaching going on to fix that.
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car in the junkyard and it was so they are so cold and alone.
And she's like, that's me.
I'm the car in the junkyard.
Was the car so horny for you too?
I guess.
And then he says to her, I've overwhelmed it to make sure that I didn't get this wrong. He says to her, I've been told that if something seems too good to be true, it probably isn't.
And she's like, uh-huh. What? Yeah, he says it probably isn't. And I even put on the subtitles to make sure.
That's what he says. I hate it too. But like, she's like, okay, sure.
That's not that. I'd be...
She just sees abs.
She's just hearing abs and seeing abs.
Man.
Whatever.
That guy's underpants have been on the side of a bus.
Great abs.
For sure.
Wonderful abs.
I'm sure he has a great ass.
So they go on this roller coaster ride.
After he wins her a piecepipe.
That's another thing, it's like...
Checkoff's piece pipe.
It doesn't even need to be that.
It could have been anything.
No, it had to be the gift that he gave her.
It doesn't. It truly doesn't.
She stabbed somebody else in an umbrella earlier. That would have been fine.
Why didn't he like win her a snoopy? That's when you win someone at a fair.
A fucking fake-ass piecepipe. She was like awesome. I swear. Let's go finger on a fucking roller coaster. I'm so excited. So excited. I hated this scene with every fiber of my being.
Man, it was very, very crucial for a 15-year-old girl.
Oh, I have no tel.
My only note about the roller coaster scene is what man wrote this.
Yeah, it's true.
It's true because it's like, you're misinterpreting the time that it takes.
Well, also, like, he puts his hand on her knee and she just like grabs his hand with both
hands and jams it into her gosh.
Yeah, that's what ladies do, especially 16 year old girls who are very timid.
Timid, semen.
Oh my god.
Oh, I just hate it.
But I can understand at 15, like, I mean, I was fucking watching porkies at 15.
Oh, that's what dating's like. I guess, but like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. Like, th. I'm like, oh that's what dating's like.
I guess, but he also like, every part of that scene makes you uncomfortable, right?
But every part of watching him talk makes me uncomfortable too,
because he's like a gross Mr. Rogers.
He's like saying, like, every part of you tasks so good, but he's saying it in Mr. Rogers' voice, like a, I'm just thaker, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, that, like, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like a I'm just a guy who's just trying to say this stuff and I'm just so nice to you other guys I like that shut the like
shut the fuck up like why did we do this movie I'm sweating
this is my fault
I want to meet your family. And then Laura wants to fuck them.
Of course she does.
Yeah.
This is also the, at the, the, the, the county fair, whatever the fuck they're at, is the
first time we'd see him do his signature move.
Oh my god.
Set the watch back.
It's just, like I can see how it would work in that one
situation where it's Nicole's watch. You can't do it on a clock in someone's
house, which he does later. Especially when that man has been staring at a
computer on a time crunch. And has a watch. Yeah. Yeah, those computers have a
little little clock up in the corner. They still do. They still do. They still do. I fucking hate him so much. And also like later in the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the the the the the the the the the the the the their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. I. It. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, t. I. I, t. I t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the, the, the t. the to. the t. the hate him so much. And also, like, later in the movie, after Nicole has been out all night, her dad wakes
up and looks at his watch real quick and I had this moment of just like, what if David had
reset it again?
And he thought it was like 6 p.m.
Like, what if David is just going around, fucking up everybody's circadian rhythms
for the rest of their lives? Because that is that is that is that is that is th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. So, th. So, th. So, th.. So, th.... So, th.. So, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. So, thi. So, too too too too too too too too too too too thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. good prank. Oh this is my note about the roller
coaster is this is such a weird old man fantasy couched in a bad
metaphor because that's exactly what it is. A hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah.
So mom and dad are going out of town they're going up to Vancouver.
They go to that hotel that they stay in that one room.
Does that seem like a good time to leave your teenage daughter? Yeah! Yeah. th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiou- thiou- thiou- thiou-a thi thi thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi theeea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thou-a thea thi th Blah. Does that seem like a good time to leave your teenage daughter?
Yeah.
They're worried about this guy.
Yeah, but you've got to trust her, right?
No, I don't think so.
Multiple times during this movie, I thought to myself,
I'm real glad I didn't know kids.
Yeah, I would be a dickhead. No, I don't know.
I'm glad you did, but I'm very glad that I did not have kids.
So you're not gonna like beat up Lucy's shitty boyfriends?
Oh, I'm 100% well.
Yeah, so let's say it.
It's the same time I was used as a threat against somebody.
That's horrible. I would never do that to you.
Because what if they hit you?
Then I'm gonna have to hit them and then Lucy's gonna be mad at me.
It will be the most bloomfield thing we could do.
It's true, spill out into my street. So, now they know where I live. They already did. Tom Savini lives there.
So, mom and dad are going out of town.
Laura says, hey, just draw some Domino's, hang out, rent some movies.
And of course I wrote Dominoes.
Ugh, avoid the noid.
Laura, do you want everyone to have diarrhea or just them?
Why don't just make them get pizza?
Oh, man, that is Diarrhea City. It's gross.
It's gross.
I'll eat it occasionally, though I'll fuck with it.
I just have to be prepared for the aftermath.
So she gives Mark Wahlberger call and he's apparently going out on a drug run.
I could come by afterwoods.
Afterwoods, I wrote it down, AFTA-O-O-O-O-D-S-D-D-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S afterwards. Okay, just use the code. It's 1, 1, 2, 4, 4, no one will ever figure this out.
So they have, okay, yeah, check-ups code.
They have a very advanced security system.
They have, I mean, for it being, what, 1996?
Sure.
Her father has designed the house himself.
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Oh yeah, Larry.
He doesn't do shit though, does he?
Because nobody, he never stops anybody.
They should have gotten LL.O.Colday from that, had a Halloween movie.
Yeah, I liked him in that movie.
We've written his sexy stories.
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code would open the door to your home?
Sure, sure, sure, and anybody could just walk up.
Oh, okay.
Okay, good.
Just making sure.
Just the same way that if you think you might lose your virginity tonight, you're
just going to go to sleep and possibly have your boyfriend wake up with dro all over your godd-dame face. You would not be asleep. That's all.
He comes into the house.
First of all, why is Kaiser outside?
Bring that goddamn dog in the house.
Honestly, he's tied up outside. It was such a bummer.
Um, because everybody's in bed.
So he goes upstairs and just starts rifling through her shit,
and that's when he finds the Daddy's Girl bracelet. Why does she have that? You know what? I'm so glad to be married to someone and
have had a daughter with someone who would never give her a Daddy's Girl bracelet.
He would be like, oh that's gross. Especially in 2019, I feel like the word daddy is just ruined.
Oh yeah, the Mac daddy is just ruined on some level. Even in 1996 I think it was already pretty well ruined, yeah.
Well, yeah, the Mac Daddy Mac gonna make you jump, jump.
Daddy Mac, also, here to four.
Christopher Cross.
Esquire.
So he rifles through his shit, strips down naked,
undresses, or like pulls the covers back, and they just start going into the bone zone. I'm like zero for-play. Come on Walberg. And she also like I think that
anything that's good about Nicole in this movie is the the result of Reese
Witherspoon being a good actor. Yes. Because she has this moment on her
face of like do I want this? And I feel like that wasn't written I feel like she was just like, thi that that that that that th. th. that th. th. th. thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thi thu. thu. thi. I thi. I thi, the, the, the, th. I was like, thu, thu. thu. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. Come, thi. Come, thi. Come, thi. Come, thi. Come, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, to to to to toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Come, toe. Come, toe. Come, thi. I feel like she was just like, you know, she played that in a way that seemed really realistic.
And I feel like she's doing the best she can.
Sure, and she was like 20 when they did this movie.
Yeah, I think so.
And it looks like she's like a baby child.
So like there's that like part of you that just wants to protect her?
Yeah, she, yeah. Big round baby face. Big round melon face.
And this is where the note, after he says I love you to her, ugh.
Ugh. Which I have the note, this fucking guy.
And then, thank God for the cutaway, because they like start fucking and then the cut just cuts away. I was like, thank you. I, please. Because she's a child, a literal child. And I don't, and I don't, and I don't. And, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, this, this, this, this. And, this. And, this, this, this, this, this, this. And this, this. And this. And this. And, this. And, this. And, this. And, this. And, this. And, this. And, this. And, this, this. And, this, this, this, this, this this, this th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And this, this, this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is th.away, because they like start fucking and then the cut just cuts away. Yeah. I was like, thank you. I'm pleased. Because she's a child, a literal child.
I don't want to have to watch him fake make love to some way.
Or watch Mark Wahlberg finish. Sorry to anyone who was eating. There's no way at this point in time he didn't yell, feel it feel it. Feel it. I mean, were you him? You would would. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thi. tod. today. today's. today's. today's. today's. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the time he didn't yell feel it feel it I mean were you him you
would too though you would you would do that for the rest of your life
Mark are you tricking off you just yelled feel it feel it I know what you're doing
I'm just watching the news I could come by afterwards I love how Sylvester Stallone is.
I'm sorry, I'm not good at this.
No, I love.
Hey, oh, come by.
I'm doing Stallone.
I'm doing Stallone and out Mark Wahlberg.
Fuck.
So cut to, he's picking her up from school because he's her daddy now.
Oh. And he sees Gary. He's picking her up from school because he's her daddy now.
And he sees Gary.
Love Gary.
Gary is the only pure character in this movie.
Oh, fucking Gary.
Gary, just getting friend zoned or whatever.
Hanging out with these two hot babes who are like, oh, Gary, you have an old man's name, you know.
He looked like somebody but I couldn't figure out who he looked like.
He just had a vibe to him.
He had that 90s vibe.
He's every cute guy in the 90s that isn't the hot guy.
Like Felicity would have dated him at some point.
So he sees Gary give Nicole a hug, Mark Walberg just runs out of his car and just whips the shit out of him.
And hits Nicole in the face, knocking her to the ground.
Giving her a black eye.
And she's like, get away from me and he's like, why?
Dude, even if you hadn't just beaten up her friend, you know what I mean?
Even if you had done the, I'm going to do this in the biggest finger quotes, I can, the right
thing by keeping this guy off of her.
Sure.
He fucking knocked her on the ground and gave her a black eye, so she's mad.
Why, Nicole?
Oh my God.
It's a brutal beating.
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Am I?
No, I guess not.
I guess not.
Marcus.
Oh, man.
And we see like Nicole and Gary talking about it later.
Gary is okay, which does not seem right.
to be in the hospital. And she's like, I'm just like, I I I I I I I I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm just, I'm like, I'm just, I'm just, I'm like, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm like, I'm just, I'm like, I'm just, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm like, I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to's like, I'm just so incredibly confused. If I'm Gary, I'm like, you are not my friend anymore, don't you think?
She's like, I'm like upset about my boyfriend.
Yeah.
Your thug just beat the shit out of me.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't remember what this was, but I have sick Travis Bickle reference.
Oh, I think Gary calls him Travis Bickle. Because Gary's cool.
Yeah, yeah.
He watches fucking Scorcese movies.
Yeah, I like Gary.
Even calls him Scorcese.
Is that what you're supposed to call them?
I don't know.
I think that's just what us pretentious folk call them.
You know what is the thing I don't think I've ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever the I've thi I've thi tho see see see a thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi man. It's a word that looks fine written down and
then when you say it it turns my stomach. Oh man. Queezinart.
Screcessi. Mm-mm. A reason Twitter interaction I had was with a podcast host of a
fantasy football podcast who is from Pittsburgh and he
people were riding him because there's a player name Will Fuller and people
are like why do you say Will Fuller instead of Will Fuller
how would you say FULAR fuller fuller fuller fuller fuller fuller fuller fuler fuler
Fuler I don't know I don't know
but he was like I literally don't hear a difference and I was like, I don't either,
Don, Dawn!
I don't hear a difference.
How is it?
F-U-L?
Fouler?
Like, fool?
You're asking me, but I'm an unreliable narrator in this.
You're asking me, but I'm an unrelia was saying that people were like, why do you say this? And he was like, because I'm from southwestern Pennsylvania.
And I was like, I don't hear a difference.
And I also told him about Don Don,
and he was like, yeah, I get it.
He was like my wife says the same thing.
Spie, a Twitter.
Fuller.
You reposted on the last Starfighter on a motorcycle and it's he's all pumpkin head except
for a fucking pair of Nike trainers. He looks great. And my mind was blown because I
never realized that pumpkin head was naked until I saw him with shoes on.
He's like a tiny little ding dong. I zoomed in on it. I think a uh Youseuf from why I hate movies was like a little cold there from Pumpkinhead
Land.
Yeah, that is, but I was just like, oh, pumpkin head was naked the whole time.
Yeah.
Because he's right now, he's dressed like a 70s porn star and his sneakers and nothing else.
It's like in Daniel Tiger, why his mom tiger wear pants and his dad don't.'t? It makes me so mad. That is really a bummer.
Well, at least she gets to our pants and not a skirt.
That's true.
I feel like that's a progressive thing.
It's a great show and it has great, I'm not, it's just, why, why does she wear pants
and that's all?
That's all. dump, you know what I mean? My life is falling apart, send help.
So you're saying pumpkin was naked so they give you potty treaty. Yeah, it's called the
oh crap potty method. It's a real thing. You just don't put like diapers on your kid for an
entire weekend until they get tired of peeing and pooping on the floor. I was like, I don't think I'm going to do that.
It works really well for people.
I just don't think it's going to work for me.
Can someone please do a bin-get of Lance Hendrickson potty training?
Look, if we're going to get revenge, I'm going to need you to either use these pads or use the toilet.
You don't have pants on!
You have nothing to pull down.
I've set up a disposable turkey tray over there.
Just go and do your business.
You have a dump in there.
This is a weird tangent.
That picture just rocked me to my core when I saw it. Do you like the
things that I go on to our account to retweet? Because you must get notifications
to be like what is Katie doing now? I love it because I don't add a Twitter and I'm just
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So we go back to the after school bar.
Markie Mark is now sad because he's been dumped.
So he's in a bar listening to his own music.
It's a lot less hop in that day, probably because that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music that music, probably because that music is on. It's true. So we're in the bar and he's, there's just more bush playing.
That's my only note of him being in the bar.
Yeah, more bush.
And then it cuts to his home.
He's got a mugshot of himself on the wall.
Next to like photos of him and Nicole.
That's a little weird of photo booth photos. But there's also just a man sleeping with a gun in the front room.
Uh-huh.
And then there's like a guy just like holding drumsticks so we know that he loves to play
drums.
And then we'll try to play drums.
And then we'll try to play pool.
And then we thinking about that. What do we care? This house
is ruined. Logan's dad? Logan is 40. Logan's dad is going to be so mad at you. You're
not going to get away with this. It's a big beautiful house we see from the outside. You're going to jail. Yeah what were you thinking? Also, at times we're to believe that they're like drug lords.
Like there's something bigger going on, because no one sleeps in the front of the house with a fucking shotgun if you're not worried about someone busting into your drug den.
I think they have a meth lab, is my guess.
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cut it out of the movie?
Because why make the movie make sense?
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as making meth.
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They would be so much nicer if they were just smoking weed. This movie would be so mellow.
Yeah. Yeah, it's got to be meth. It's 1995, 1996, do you do whatever
you want? The world is an open book for you. The world is an open book for everyone. So Nicole
super bummed out because her boyfriend beat her up. Yeah, and then she had to break up with him.
And he seemed so nice. So Laura is comforting her and oh. Laura in this scene like,
they hear, they're in their bedroom and they hear Nicole sobbing.
And Laura like smiles, like, this is an opportunity.
And I was like, come on, lady, don't smile at the sound of your stepdaughter sobbing.
Her pain is my time short, you know?
But I think it's that thing, I'm like, oh, her first love. She's just got to get over. I guess. But she does have a black eye that Laura has helped her cover up with makeup.
Yeah, let me help you cover that up was one of the saddest things that happened in this
movie.
Especially after she had just criticized her for wearing too much makeup.
Like, oh, is she a slut?
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Laura. But then Laura is presented as the only character who understands her and who wants
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the note, oh my god she's terrible at giving advice. I think it was like go back to him or something?
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But, but in that scene where Laura's comforting, uh, Nicole, dad walks in and finds the Trojan rapper.
And he's immediately so pissed off. Sure.
No, not sure. Like, I don't know. It's a very 90s dad trope.
He's screaming at her about how now she can't go anywhere without him knowing.
But not telling her that he found the condom. Right, just like turning on her for no reason.
Cool, go, go, go, go, cool. Cool. Oh, man. We are not even like, I feel like we're this movie. We are really far into this episode. thanks. All right. One quick thing. I thing thing thing think thing thing thing thing thing. I thing. I thing. I thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. tho. to. tho. to. tho. tho. to. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th.. Let's fast forward. All right, one quick thing I have a kid's, kids.
If a guy says I would kill anyone that hurt you, that's a red flag.
Get away from that person.
Yeah, that's not romantic.
No.
But you can see how that would be compelling to a teenage girl.
Oh sure. You just want everything to be huge.
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movie does a good job of explaining to you why she goes back to him. Sure. Yeah. I mean,
saying that, I had definitely said that to people I was dating. Oh, did you? I am a red,
I was a red flag child. Yeah, yeah, not a good dude. Luckily, no one has ever cared for me enough to say that to me, so it to to me, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, that, to to that, to to to to that, that, to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say, to to to to to say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Luckily, yeah. Luckily, yeah. Luckily, yeah. Luckily, luckily. Luckily, luckily. Luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say, luckily, luckily, luckily, luckily, to say to say that to me so it's fine.
We get the kissing while staring at dad that we talked about.
We get him getting into a confrontation with dad and then punching himself in the chest.
Can you hear that?
That's me punching myself in the chest.
It's so funny!
Dropping F-bombs at dad?
Yeah.
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to tell Nicole that her dad beat him up.
To tell the cops.
No, he doesn't tell the cops.
theyps.
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have called the cops and didn't. Right, not until it's too late. Yeah. But like,
yeah. Like, he talks to some guy in his office his home and you've seen that there's like drug, whatever would lead you to believe they have a cartel, and he hit your daughter and he's
menacing her in the mall, and there's a witness to it because that woman walked into
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More Bush, is this movie sponsored by Bush?
I believe so.
And if you want to know more about that, you can watch our YouTube video for this week.
It's pretty funny.
Brought to you by Gavin Rostale.
Yeah. And also I was making fun of him.
So we get the scene where Nicole sneaks out of the house and drives to the trap house,
which is just what I'm going to call their drug ten now, and sees through the window,
Alyssa Milano either grinding or fucking on...
Yeko.
Yeah, shitty Jonathan Davis, which is like...
And then being taken away and sexually assaulted by Mark Woburg.
And she's mad at Margo.
There is no way to watch that scene and not think my friends in trouble.
I wouldn't, how could you leave if that had just happened?
How could you not go in there and help your, how could you not see that as her being in
trouble?
Like I don't get that at all. But yeah, on some level, I'm like, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that, that's, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that, how. that, how. that, how. that, how. that, how. that, how. that, how. that, how. that, how. that, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that, that. that. that. that, that. that, that. that, that, how, how that. that's, how that's, how that's, how the. that's, how that's, how that's, how that's, how that's, how that's, how that's, how that. that's the way that a 16-year-old brain works. I don't think so. Yeah.
Because Margo's screaming and crying.
Yeah, yeah.
That's her friend.
If you see your friend screaming and crying, you intervene.
Or you at least don't blame them.
It's awful.
At least go outside and break somebody's windshield so they have to run outside and end whatever's happening. Right. Uh, so there's the chase scene where he beats up Margo.
Yeah, it goes on forever that chase scene.
Can we talk about him giving himself the tattoo?
Nicole forever.
That's also a joke we used to make a lot when we were teens.
To be specific.
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her whole name. I can get the number four. I'll allow it. Sure. Eva? Like I get you're from
Boston. I know that I referenced Prince already, but you know the whole I would die for you,
that all thing where he was throw numbers and letters in. I just don't think that David is
a Prince fan.
But he he carves it into his chest with a knife and then
rubs ink into his chest. Is that how tattoos? You can tattoo yourself that way. Forever or does it eventually grow out? Not forever.
Forever? Why did I walk into that? So that's where I have the note, fuck this turd.
And then he hunts down Gary and kills Gary.
Just snaps his neck.
This led me down a internet k-hole of trying to find out if you could actually do this.
Snap someone's neck like that.
It's really hard to do for an adult to do it to another adult.
Yeah.
He murders Gary. He breaks his fucking neck, which is so silly.
Because he hugged Nicole again, I think.
Yeah. And he was a good friend to her. I guess. He was just trying to be solid.
Then he trashes, uh, her dad's cool, cool car.
And he writes a note that says, now I popped both your cherries. But he puts an apostrophe in it?
Did you notice that? There's no need for an apostrophe in it. Who wrote that? Is that meant to imply that David is stupid or was that a genuine mistake?
Because I believe either. The cherries have ownership. So dad's pissed, understandably, his chair has been popped. So he goes and breaks into David's trap house.
Both of his cherries have been popped because he also owns his daughter. So daddy's girl.
And finds a shrine to his daughter, which has one of my favorite ridiculous things in this
movie.
Tell me.
There's a Chuckie doll in the shrine.
Yeah.
I thought you were going to say her face over Jesus because that's also in the shrine.
What's the Chuckie Dahl? And when David comes back and finds all of his shit ruined, what does he pick up?
The Chuckie Doll?
The Chuckie Doll.
Do you think they were like, no, no, no, this is a horror movie?
See, we know about them.
He also has like a family portrait where he has like George Costanza-style
removed the dad from the picture and put himself in. Which is like hard to do in the 1890s.
It's true.
There's a whole Seinfeld episode about it.
So the drug thugs come home and he's like.
He's trashed their house.
Yeah, he's trash the whole trap house.
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I don't know.
He's so sad.
And he's not with them at the end when they go to the house, I don't think.
Or if he is, he runs away real quick.
He's the one who gets his hand drilled and he's going to go to the hospital.
He'll never mind then. to play pool. It's all I love." It's like Dad found all their most precious
things. They're Chuckie Dolls, their drum sets. And he took all the pictures of
his daughter because she's his and he could take his property back. Right. This whole
movie is about who owns that child. So then we get to the Straw Dogs portion of this movie, which if you've never seen, is a Sam Peckin Paul movie, and Sam Peckinpah all hates women. Oh.
Don't, don't bother watching it.
Okay.
But it's very similar to this of like,
a couple is in a house and their house gets invaded by these people
and they have to like home alone their way back out of it.
Oh gosh. There's lots of boiling water on this is a this I this is like a
the thing I remember most from this movie. This is his little head coming
through the door. Toby blowing the dog whistle and shoving the dog's head severed
head through the window. Yeah. And Toby just stands over it with like this
totally blank expression on his face, which is what I think is gonna is like step one down a bad path for Toby. to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the to be the the the the to be people people people to be to be the to be the the the the to be. the the the to be. the to be. I the the the the the th. I their people. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. So. So. So. So. So. And. And. t. And. So, t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. You think this is his coming up out of the blood and the descent moment?
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on his face. Yeah. He runs over a man with a car with nothing on his face. And then he picks
the handcuff keys off the murdered security guard with nothing on his face. If you think that killing that that that that that that that the the the the th th th th he picks the handcuff keys off the murdered security guard with nothing
on his face.
If you think that killing that man in the garage is the, it's certainly the first time Toby
is killed, but I do not believe that it will be the last.
Like that kid is fucked.
And I feel like they were intending that because they don't have him react to anything. And we've seen him only to this point as like a a a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the their to their to their their to their to to to their their their to to to to be to be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their their their their their their their their the. the. tobo. tobo. toboe. toboe. toboe. toboe. toboe. toboe. toboe. toboe. toboe. toboe. we've seen him only to this point as like a sweet kid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucked. There's gonna be a sequel just called Toby. I would
actually like that. Fear To and it's Toby like years later having not received
therapy. Yeah. Just dextering all around killing people.
Laura drills a dude's hand into the door which I really liked. So they're doing all these things to like try and fight them the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. to to to to to to to to to be. to be. to be. to to to to be. to be. to to to to to to to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to to to to to to to the. the. the. the. te. t. t. t. te. to. tob. tob. tob. tob. tob. tob. tob. tob. tob. So they're doing all these things to like try and fight them off with just household items
they have.
Eventually it breaks down.
Because the thugs just start murdering people.
Yeah.
They murder the security guard.
They're gonna murder Tad.
Yeah.
Marcus Mark murders Logan.
Right.
Because he was trying to rape Nicole. like how was that any part of this plant?
I like how...
But also, like, Laura's like, you build this house, every window and every door is reinforced,
and then Nicole like gets an umbrella and breaks a window and pushes the guy off the roof
with it.
Also, what are you doing that you got to do that to your house?
He's an architect, that's it. Right. You have a security guard. You know what
I mean? You're not normally not doing bulletproof glass. Also Larry had two guns. Did you notice
that? Yeah, it was great. What? What? It was like, this is my one time to be a fucking
six sling? Like whatever. Six gun slinging. Larry. Dad didn't mark his mark into a knack him out, drag him out.
This is why it had to be a piecepipe is because he says, you will forever hold your piece,
and then she stabs him with the piecepipe.
Yeah.
Oh, because this is their wedding.
Yeah, all of a sudden it gets very marital.
It just turns into the end of Beetlejuice.
But without any of the charm. Um, Toby calls 9-11.
Nicole never helps in a fight.
Anytime there's a fight going around and she goes, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-oh, oh,
she does stab Marcus, Mark with the peace point.
Oh, man.
Um, wait, you know what just occurred to me?
Go.
This movie makes kind of a big deal about how David is
manipulative and believable. Like you can see why people would fall into his
trap. Sure. Which means he's done this before. Sure. I think they alluded to that
when they were talking about him being in the foster system and continually
getting kicked out of houses until he just kicked out of the system.
But like so every time a woman finds him out for what he is which is a psychopath does this happen? Do they go to their house and kill them?
Or his friends like listen we can't do this again we have other projects and
we're putting ourselves at risk. That's why he has to kill all of his friends
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house through a window onto like three stories down.
Yeah.
This is very satisfying.
This is very satisfying.
And this is also the end of the film.
Yeah, there's no wrap up. David credits roll. David said what you need to wrap
up? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe any of these relationships in the family that were broken
by this experience. What are we going to talk about feelings now? And that's fear. That is fear.
I'm real sorry. I'm glad Missy didn't watch it with you. She would have been mad at me. Yeah, I like re-watching it. I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like th. I was like th. the I was like, please don't let Missy be watching this. Katie. Alan. You want to go on a little ratings face?
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Absolutely.
And I was tense.
I was feeling it.
Especially during the home invasion part because you know that's my shit.
Yeah.
And it was really well handled.
Yeah.
Because they kept doing stuff.
They kept it going, I was really, they didn't just like get up and cower or anything like that. No, it's true, yeah.
I had a really fun time watching this shitty movie.
Oh my god, you loved fear.
Oh my god, Alan loved fear.
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For me, it was having seen it as a young person and thinking it was like good and thoughtful,
and then seeing it as an adult and being like, who is this written for and who is this written about?
It's four men.
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does so many things wrong but in the end he's still the saver of the family
but even when like they they come to the house they wouldn't have done
that if he hadn't trash their house and when they see that to him his
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Even if Dad fucks up.
Four.
But I really did love this movie, we back to back with cruel intentions.
And if you're going to have a dramatic teen movie night, those two are your go-to-yo'
us.
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You're going to need some kettle corn.
Yeah.
Uh, box wine?
Box wine, which also.
Here we are.
Katie.
Alan.
Can I take you to a little place that we like to call?
Please.
Uh, this question is from ServerMonkey on Instagram.
Hi, ServerMonkey.
ServerMonkey asks,
How do you not get burnt out recording?
I've helped with a top five podcast.
And we're hitting a wall in the third year.
Y'all make it look sound so easy.
Um, one, drugs.
Oh, so many.
Oh, so many. Two, candy?
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
I thought that was the drugs.
Eat.
Oh, no, I haven't been making meth up here, but I guess I've been doing it wrong because I was
doing a little set and forget it.
Like, I just put in a coffee pot.
Is that not right?
Is it just a little burner underneath it?
Yeah, it can smell it. You eat. Maybe we should turn it off.
I think, in all sincerity, this is really fun for us.
Yeah, and we made a vow at the very beginning that if...
We would do this until we were dead.
Yes, with the caveat that as soon as it stops being fun,
yeah, if this stops being fun for us, we're going to nuke it into the sky and fuck every last one of you. Like if it just doesn't come out one week know that it's not being fun. Know that neither
of us died. We'll let you know if one of us dies. We're fine we just didn't
want to do it anymore. But now they're on edge because they think this could
end at any time. I'm having fun. Yeah I have're in we'll do this we'll take number five if that's what it is we'll take six even hell what top five what
where's the ratings where is everyone what do you think we're rated I
don't know are we Joe Rogan I was under the impression that you were I doubt
you'd still be doing this no that guy's gross people like him whatever I'm sorry not for me not for me uh Katie the today to I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th I th I th I to I to I to I to I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the today I tell tell tell tell tell tell tell you tell you tell you took today tell today tell today tell tell tell today tell tell today I tell tell today I t. No, that guy's gross. People like him whatever, I'm sorry. Not for me. Not
for me. Uh, Katie. Alan. What do we do next week? By popular demand, by Twitter poll. We
gave them Shutter Island or Seven. Thank you for choosing Seven. I've never seen Shutter
Island. I hope to never see it again. Which, interestingly, both of these movies are about, in finger quotes, pretty actors
who are not great actors.
So, but overwhelmingly you guys pick seven, so seven in.
So seven in.
So seven in.
That'll be so seven next week.
Oh, brother.
I don't remember the 90s being so bleak.
I mean, it rained every day in New York, I guess.
Wait, we have to get into that next week and figure out where the training at.
It's not New York? I don't think so.
Where is it? I think it's LA!
It doesn't rain in LA?
I know, but they immediately drive into my god, join us next week for seven.
Thanks for listening to another episode of Word. Oh, wait, t-shirts, T-Public.
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Yeah, we've got to do seven right now because I am so upset at myself. Yeah, thanks to listen to another episode of Wear of Ambulance.
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