Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 265- Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)
Episode Date: January 27, 2020After what felt like interminable weeks in the 1990s, we're taking a step back. This week, we are discussing the 1988 film "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama," which is kind of a longer titl...e than it is a film. Special topics for your consideration include: the golden age of underboob, reminiscing about Charles Band's greatest hits, chainwallets: a good idea?, the problems with Uncle Impie, a love of Linnea Quigley and Demon Stamina without spellcasting capabilities. Do you love Linnea Quigley? Perhaps you'd enjoy Episode 9- "Silent Night Deadly Night," Episode 17- "Return of the Living Dead" or Episode 192- "Night of the Demons." Please also go check out our Youtube companion episode in which we're introducing everything we'll be discussing in the month of February-- the month of ~*~love~*~ While you're watching, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.Â
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Hi Alan. Hello Katie. I just wanted to tell you that this movie is 79 minutes and four of them are just the opening credits with nothing under them. Just a black screen with words on it. I think another six minutes with the end credits. Oh, what a fucking film.
This is your boy though, Charles Band. Yeah, I love Charles Band. He produced it, I think, right?
He didn't write or direct it. His production company, yeah. I'm surprised to say that I love Charles Band,
but when I look back at Charles Band's work, I like it. Ginger Dead Man? Stop bringing that up. You always say that. Everybody makes mistakes.
Don't you ever just accidentally fall down the stairs? That's what happened there.
Puppet Master 2. There is an actress in this movie that we've missed all of her movies, but
she's been in franchises we've done. Okay. She's in Ginger Dead Man 2. She's in Puppet Master 3. She's like, oh man, if we had done one more. Who is this person? I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I too. Oh, she's in Public Master 3. Oh, man, if we had done one more.
Who is this person?
I think it's Michelle Bauer, a woman who's played Lisa.
Okay, okay.
She had a very long filmography of horror and porn.
Yes.
Which is weird because I thought she was like a little, you know,
squeamish about taking her clothes off on film. Did you think that? Uh-uh, uh that, uh, uh, uh, th. th. th. th. th. tho? tho? thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. thithink that? Uh-huh. Did you seem that way to you? God bless, I wish I had that kind of fucking confidence. Honestly, if you had those tits you'd
have that confidence. What movie are we doing? We're doing the 1988 film Sorority Babes in the
slime ball Bollorama. Oh man. The more I say it, the better I get at it. It's true, but it never becomes a good title.
No, it doesn't. Or relevant to this movie. No, no. This movie's on Shutter right now and we just
watched it at Ladies Nightmare, which is why I was like, no we got to do this on the show.
And because it's so short. How did the ladies at Ladies Nightmare feel about it? Really loved it. Oh, I love it.
First of all, it's got a lot of chopping mall vibes.
And shopping mall is sort of like the patron saint of Ladies Nightmare.
As it should be.
Yeah.
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she is so ripped in this movie. She did a whole fucking workout video. I know we watched those next
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Oh man it's so good when she gets the zombies to do stuff with her. Bless you
Linnea Quigley. She does look great though. Yeah, yeah. And she is acting as much as she
ever does. I mean you know I'm a huge fan. You're a Stan. And I think that she is like the shining thing in this movie.
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Which I remember literally nothing about.
Is that the one where it was like with a chains, a saws all or something?
Like a drill.
A drill.
Maybe I remember that.
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he live in the bowling alley? Does he live in an apartment above the bowling alley? The
bowling alley is in a mall. It's a mall. Does he pay rent to Babs' dad? Like, what is happening
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He's in the fog, he's in, I think he's in Prince of Darkness.
He's just, he's in a ton of, he's in they live.
Okay. He was in, uh, do they live've done any of the really good carpenter movies yet. No you're like, well it's two prints of darkness again and I'm like, no.
Or what about in the mouth of madness?
Maybe you'll come around on it this time.
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It's him and a Dick.
Dick Miller.
Yeah.
This movie also has the voice of Uncle Impi.
Do you know that actor's name?
I know that he's a white man.
Uh-huh.
And I know that he's like the singer of a horror punk band.
Yeah, I don't know how you could forget his
forget his name because it's Duky, Fly's Water. I do took so much issue with his voicing of that
imp. I can't imagine what. Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. It's bad. Yes, he is somehow doing imp face. It's like super fucking like, mm-mm. It's a black face on a puppet somehow.
Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And, uh...
I also like that that puppet doesn't move around at all because they couldn't move it.
So it's just standing in front of the hole the entire time, except for one scene where it puts its head out the door and it's like,
have a nice trip, see a next fall.
You're like, we can stick it out the door, I guess. He's got a lot of Gouldies vibes about it. Yeah, I do like that construction of him a lot. Yeah, for sure. So the premise of this film is that
two wannabe sorority sisters are pledging a sorority, Tridelt's, which is not the Greek letters on any of the things in
their house.
God no, none of the Greek letters match other things.
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
And they are being hazed by Babs and her two friends, Rhonda and other Ronda.
Frankie.
Frankie.
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gratuitous bum bum shot. And just silky panties. Yes, just bent over the back of a
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And we've got these three college guys.
Nerds, because they have glasses on.
When Keith takes off his shirt later, I was like, you're a nerd, you're fucking ripped as hell.
The guy who plays Jimmy, Hal Havins, was in Night of the Demons.
Night of the Demons. Which one was that? That was the Pump Rockers Go to the
Haunted House. Oh, Nia Quigley Nipple, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lipstick nipple times. Yeah. Well, at least
they'd work together. Exactly. They're reunited. Yeah. The hazing ends with the pledges just getting whipped cream sprayed on their shirts.
On their extreme crop tops.
Yeah, extreme.
There's a lot of underboob in this movie.
God bless it.
I feel like the 80s was the greatest era of underboob.
Yeah, I feel like we tried to bring it back in the 2010s and it just didn't work out the same way. No. I guess that was more of a side boob anyway.
Sure, yeah. Underboob is hard to pull off. Yeah, you have to have probably breast implants.
And you can't reach for anything. No wear an under-boop shirt too?
Beach?
Beach.
Yeah.
The club.
We can't dance in an under-boobobe shirt.
Can't if you don't mind your titties fall down.
Yeah.
Well, good on you.
God bless them.
Good on you.
I did like so thatubbies and their boobs. And they go, Ah! Ah!
And Rhonda and other Rhonda go,
he he, he, he, he, he, he, we really got you this time.
Who's so silly.
They're like, okay, go shower off, girls.
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It is in her hair, it's up her back, it's in her ass crack.
Like, what did you do, Taffy?
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And it is protracted this scene.
It is long.
And her friend, other Taffy, is just standing there, tits out,
like combing her hair.
Bush out. There's a lot of full bush in this.
Yeah. Yeah. Also the heyday of the 80 out, butt hole out. There's a lot of full bush in this. Yeah.
Also the heyday of the 80s, I think.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
And she did, the other Taffy is combing her hair naked saying,
we have to do what she wants or we won't get into the sorority.
And it's just like, come on guys, try a little harder.
And we've got our three preverts. The one of them is drunk on one beer,
and the other two are like manhandling him around,
and they're standing like stacked up like the three stooges,
staring in the door at these naked women, like,
everyone is making that sound,
except for Taffy and another Taffy.
So Babs paddles one one them them them into the room and they're like,
Ah! Because that's basically most of their lines.
And other Taffy Cat figured out if she wants to cover her nipples or her bush
and just keeps going back and forth. Which we, I think there's another hand.
You got another one. What a film. So to be punished for peeping on these ladies, they have to, these three fellas have to go
to the mall bowling alley and steal a trophy with these two pledges.
So you're putting these sexual predators with these two young women who they just saw naked.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
Way to go, Baps. Taffy points that out.
Yeah. And other Taffy says, we don't have much choice.
Hmm. Other Taffy, come on. I feel like you need to have, uh, listen to more rush and know that you've got free will.
RIP, Neil, right?
Uh, so they go to the mall. And Babs turns to her friends and says,
Daddy owns the mall, which is such a great 1980s villain thing to say.
Because like, why would Babs have a key to the mall just because her dad owns it?
Just because her dad owns the mall doesn't mean they own everything in it, you know?
It's so silly.
My daddy's mall.
Plaza Camino.
Yeah.
Those mall maps though I was like, oh yeah, I remember those.
That's a throwback.
That is a throwback.
Uh, you got a mall as much anymore?
No.
You.
I feel like once a year I end up at a mall and it's just like this weird.
Sometimes you just like want to try on pants.
Is that why you're there?
Usually to go to a lush with my partner so she could pick out some, you know, bars
bars of hair shampoo.
That sounds nice.
But yeah, it's just like such a weird thing and you get like an Annie's pretzel and leave.
Yeah, yeah.
You like walk across a massive parking lot full of SUVs and you're just like, the weird
day.
I guess pennies is close.
I guess all pennies are close maybe?
I don't know.
Pennies.
Also pennies are you my nunna? So, they break into this bowling alley because they've got to steal a trophy to become
pledges and to be perverts.
And, her assistant perverts.
And when they break in, Linnaeus Quigley, well, first they close the door on Buckflower
and it gets stuck in a room
for half the movie.
Right.
And then Lanai Quigley is robbing the catch register of the bowling alley with a crowbar.
She looks dope.
She's wearing like 100% Spandex.
That's like Spandex on top of Spandex with the butt cheeks cut out? And her top that's just like kind of shredded
and like has most of her left boob hanging in.
Yeah, she's got some series under boob too,
and they keep filming her from below.
Which is hard to do because she's like four foot three.
Yeah, I mean, the camera is on the floor. She says to the sorority girls, jump back. I'm the same. to to yes! That is so good! I'm going to use jump back in my life now.
Will you also adopt the nickname Spider?
Ah, that's her name name, name. What kind of parents?
I don't have parents. She has such good 80s delivery. Oh, she's so valley.
Oh, she ate her parents. Oh, she ate her parents.
She's so tough.
Like, after she finishes robbing the cash register, we meet up with her again,
she's trying to crowbar open like the video game machines.
I was like, do you have no fear of being caught in here?
Like, this is going to take all day.
Literally have no pockets. What are you going to do with all those corners? Right, that's a really good point. Hey, shithead, I'm robbing the fucking place. Do you understand?
She says that line. That is a really good Linnae quickly, by the way. Thank you. I've watched
this movie twice in the last week. So they find a trophy. And through a series of unfortunate events it gets knocked out of someone's hand,
hits the ground, and breaks open and voila. Uncle Impi pops out.
Uncle Impi, he's like half California raisin, half gooly. Yeah, and like pretty racist.
Mm-hmm. But I do love that he calls that guy Pumpkin.
Because he's got red hair and he's a little rotund.
So he's going to grant wishes.
Right.
I like that the one nerdy kid who is supposed to be like our character, I guess.
Is he supposed to be ours?
I think so, yeah. The one who's trying to be like our character I guess. Is he supposed to be ours? I think so. Is it just that I... The one who's trying to mack it to Linnea Quigley? Yeah, who
does Macintillanea Quigley? It's so fucked. He says something like, oh the
wishes could go bad. I've heard that happens sometimes. I was like that's funny. I like that. I like that someone goes holy shit and Uncle I'm that. that.. Uncle Impi speaks in riddles and non sequiturs.
So he's in raunchy ass shit.
He says some raunchy ass shit.
Book Flowers takes the cake for raunchy ass shit.
Yeah, there's like two lines in rapid succession where Uncle Impi says, I bet you want to pork
that little bitch in the sweater. and then Buck Flowers follows it up with...
Oh I'm not saying that. That's why I pointed at you.
Buckflower says, I'm just tuck tighter than a nun's sea word. He drops a sea bomb. Yeah.
And I'm just like, did? All right, Buckflower? There's some very
weird tone shifts in this film. So Keith and Lisa go to pork. Wait, let's talk about,
we'll talk about all the wishes first. Oh, okay. Go ahead. The, Jimmy, the main bully nerd? Yeah. Wants gold. He wants gold. So he gets gold, like fucking lepricon. He's talking about buying like a furrassie. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. lepricon. He's talking about buying like a
Ferrarini. Yeah. I'll get a Lamborghini and a Ferrari. Just a couple gold bars guy.
And then fucking Taffy wastes a wish on being the prom queen. It's such a broke-ass wish.
You're also not at the prom. No, you're just now wearing a pretty dress and have some glitter in your hair.
You are literally the worst.
At that point I decided I could not wait for Taffy's imminent death.
Oh, and the Porking, of course.
Yes, Keith's wish is to Pork.
Lisa. Other Taffy.
Elene Quigley and Glass's guy are like,
fuck this noise. This sucks.
Yeah. So, um, like, other Taffy doesn't get a wish, which I think is kind of fucked.
Her agency is quickly taken from her.
No, yeah, she's just for the porking. Yes.
So they go to the locker room at the bowling alley. Yeah. Why would you, why would you have a locker room in a bowling alley?
What are you keeping in there? You never got real sweaty for bowling? I mean it is on ESPN,
so I suppose it's a sport. That dude has to have athletes foot all over his back from laying
him a ground shirtless in that fucking locker. I mean she has it in other parts of her body because she's
completely naked Lisa's.
Yeah, other Taffy.
It takes forever, too, for her to get there.
We see her grinding on top of him for, I don't know, 12 minutes of the 79-minute film.
At one point where you're like, oh my god, I'm gonna see this dude's don't.
Yeah, I was like looking for a slip, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You don't.
It turns out they fall out of boxers all the time.
Oh yeah, these weren't some big boxers.
Oh man, I don't miss that.
Boxers are silly.
They're so dumb.
Yeah, do what you want.
Who gives shit?
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So the wishes start going bad.
Yeah, immediately.
Although I can't figure out why Keith is like,
is it just because she's being like domineering that he's not into it?
Well, he says to her, it matters to me, and I think it would matter to you too.
So I want to believe that Keith is good at heart. But his wish was to pork her. Well, he doesn't say it.
There was this weird little puppet says it to him and he's like, yeah, I mean, that's a wish.
I don't know.
I'm going to get Keith more credit.
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her sash says Miss Bimbo.
I did not notice that.
That's so good.
It's pretty funny.
And Jimmy's just like, this is not gold, it's just made out of wood.
Uncle Impi's powers are many and varied.
Because he can also kill, as he does through the security cameras,
he kills Rhonda and other Rhonda, and turns them into demons
and just like, zaps, babs down to the bowling alley.
Uh-huh. It turns her into a dominatrix.
Why does Rhonda turn into the pride of Frankenstein?
I don't know, but I think she is delightful in that role.
Her cackling is hilarious.
She's chewing up the scenery in the best way.
But then other Ronda just gets like,
bums on her face.
It's such a bummer for her.
Was it because earlier in the movie, Ronda was so concerned about her hair?
So she's like, oh, well, you're just going to have wild and crazy hair now. Now, I'm not sure
which is Ronda and which is other Ronda, but I guess they're really interchangeable. Ronda is
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Okay, all right.
She does it twice, maybe thrice.
So they grab Jimmy and put his head into the, like an ice machine?
Yeah, and then decapitate him. It just tears that off.
Yeah, and then they bowl with it while Uncle Impey commentates. I think that's it
very cool. It was really fun.
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all times. It's he's been 30 years since he's seen the light of day.
Did you like when so linear quickly and glasses guy gets stuck in a closet and she's like we
got to find a weapon and he hands her a fucking and she's like, what am I gonna do with this? And then he hands her a fucking gun. Yeah.
And she says, I wonder what they're cleaning with this.
That was so good.
Yeah.
And then, uh, fuck flowers gets his hand caught on the door and says,
this is gonna be the size of a donkey's dick come daylight.
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you would. He said something like I'm going to have to learn to scratch my nuts with the other hand.
What? Why? Meanwhile, other Taffy is just putting Keith's socked foot into her mouth, which is fucking abominable. I felt like she kept going for his jug and they was like, wait, no, no, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I mean, she is a porn actress.
I mean, what if I don't?
Nope, sorry.
Just kept slipping and too far into character as other taffi.
They boil, uh, the one dude's head in the fryer.
What was being kept so hot in that kitchen?
I don't know, at night.
Why was it?
It was just steaming under a light.
And Uncle Olimpy says,
Crispy Critters?
What the fuck is going on?
That was a brand of cereal at the time.
I remember because I always wanted it.
Yeah.
And we've lost Keith, he's been burnt to death. Yeah.
That's the first time she says, surprise, it's Rhonda!
Which is so funny.
Is that a reference to something?
I don't know.
Taffy's being chased by one of them, Ronda, or Frankie, I think it's Frankie then.
Oh, Frankie makes sense, right of Frankenstein.
Oh, so that's us calling her,
Other Rhonda really ruined that for the movie. Yeah, okay, fair. And they're just like
playing cat and mouse around a fountain for a very long time. But Taffy like hits her with a
stick and then says, why don't you die? And Bride of Frankenstein goes, maybe I'm already
do it. And it just tickled me so much.
I really loved this actress doing this.
She was so funny.
She's just like having a blast.
There's a lot of fuck it going on, which I appreciate it.
Because in this movie, Linnea Quigley sort of has the air of like a drunk aunt at a family wedding about her.
You know what I mean?
She's a little bit like, oh god, let me tell you.
I feel like she's the drunk aunt you want to hang out with because it's going to get
real.
It's going to be funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Impi turns Babs into a new kind of demon, which is like a Tina Turner wig wearing?
Yeah, well, so first, yeah, I guess this is when she gets turned into Tina Turner.
I think so.
Because first, uh, do they pull Taffy in half first?
I like that that was like pulling Taffy? Oh, yeah, yeah, they did pull Taffy in half first.
I really liked that a lot. And then we see Babs run in
and like react to something that's on the ground but it doesn't show us what it
is and I was like what is she looking at? It could literally be anything. I love when you see taffy pull casting powers. And I was like what thei says something about them having demonic stamina but without
spell casting powers?
And I was like, what the fuck does that mean?
Like I play D&D and that means nothing.
I feel like that's something that one of those like five-hour energy drink knockoff
would have.
Yeah, yeah.
When he's stuff at a 7-Eleven.
You drink it and you're like,
Ugh!
Wish I got cast a spill!
My demonic stamina!
And then they bowling ball in Duranda's face.
Which is great.
Which kills her, question mark?
The idea of getting hit in the face of the bowling ball? Crushing. Yeah. Perhaps handles it well though, she just laughs.
That is what imps do, goofy. I definitely stop taking notes at some point. It looks like smoothies to fucking ridiculous. They go into Buckflower's apartment, which is, I guess, above the bowling alley.
It's also full of bowling pins.
Is he bowling up there?
Is he bringing those upstairs?
Just keeping them clean?
I guess.
Oh, God.
Is this what he can't understand what people are saying to him?
I don't know why the like being hard of hearing gag was making me laugh so hard, but it really
was. I was delighted by it.
It went on for so long.
It went on for so long and stopped being funny and then I feel like it started being
funny again. I don't think they meant it that way.
Linai Quigley is the straight man to buckflower, not understanding.
So funny.
I should have written down some of the bullshit they were saying back and forth, but it was so ridiculous.
Oh, it's, yeah.
But he's also like being like, you don't have to yell.
Something about that just is like comic gold to me.
Really tickled you. Yeah.
So he tells us the backstory of the imp.
Why does he talk?
I don't, it's.
Oh, you broke that trophy?
Oh, that's not good.
Why didn't you just bury it somewhere?
Do you want to take a stab at the back story?
No? Okay. You know how you've seen this twice. Yeah, I fast forward it through it this time because I knew that went on for so long.
It's just something, he's been there for 30 years,
I don't know why.
He was a guy who killed a bunch of people
following some bowling incidents.
Oh my god, I think I definitely blacked out try this.
Okay, let's leave it on the Wikipedia page. I don't remember any of that. Dave? I think it seems Dave. I think you should just keep going with whatever.
The imp was summoned to help a lousy bowler become a champion and the imp was trapped for
30 years due to the creature killing people, the buller was blamed and executed for the deaths.
He got in the gas chamber, they said.
And I was like, is that real in the 80s?
Oh for sure. Really? I didn't know they're still using the gas chamber in the 80s.
The late 80s? I didn't know that. That's fucked. Let's not take a stand on capital punishment.
Oh, I'm against it. Oh, me too. I just don't want them to write in. We've, we're learning lessons here.
So, yes, Buckflowers tells them that ridiculous story.
Forever, maybe you did black out.
No, it's who she said I remember it.
So, oh, the imp earlier on has electrified all the doors that nobody can get out.
That's where Bab went for most of the movie.
She gets electrocuted and gets knocked out.
But when Lanai Quigley and Nerd Boy decapitate Frankie, or Ronda, her head hits the door
and opens it and they're able to run out.
He says, magic to magic or something,
magic against itself, that's what he says.
I wrote down, that doesn't mean anything.
It just becomes word salad at some point.
Yeah.
But like, before they decapitate Frankie,
she runs into the apartment with the janitor with Buck Flowers.
He goes something like, I hate that fucking amp or something and like pushes his chest forward to be stabbed.
The door closes behind them.
She's gone in with a knife, she comes out with a hatchet.
She's so weird.
And she just has the biggest like smile slash bride of Frankenstein
look on her face.
It is a banana scene. So, yeah, so they get out by her head going through the door.
Yeah.
Calvin gets the car.
Spider traps impie in the...
Oh, wait, this is, but after they've said, Babs on fire.
We didn't even talk about that.
Shit, that's right.
There's a really long fire walk.
A brutal fire.
I feel like that was unexpectedly large fire.
I felt bad for the stunt the stunt the stunt the stunt the stunt the stunt the stunt the stunt the I felt bad for the stunt person in that fire scene.
Yeah.
How did they light around fire?
They made like a Molotov cocktail.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
And there was a bunch of like shit talking about who could throw it better before they
throw it. I was zoning out on their romance, I have to be honest. This movie is 100% zonable.
Oh yeah, get in, get out. It's all the same.
Like I have a note that she says, was that hatchet in his apartment?
His apartment above the bowling alley at the mall?
Like it doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter.
So Calvin gets the car, and Rhonda pops up in the back seat and yells,
Surprise! It's Rhonda! Again.
That has to be a reference to something that we just don't get.
So good. Yeah.
And Uncle M.B. says,
The monster in the back seat, the oldest trick in the book.
Ha ha ha.
He almost puts like this like perverted kid show aspect into this.
Yes, like a slightly drunk children's performer.
Like you can't do that on television.
Yes.
Yes.
And Lenate quickly shoves him into a Prince Albert can.
What is a Prince Albert can?
I believe Prince Albert is tobacco? Okay. But there was the old prank call to have Prince Albert in a can. But I never knew
what that meant. I think it's tobacco. Okay. I think he says it smells like tobacco and
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Credits?
Credits.
They ride, they literally ride into the sunrise.
I fast forward through this.
And I was like, there's got to be a post credit sequence.
In beginning up, there's not.
There's nothing.
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on a gritty reboot of it right now. Oh, are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? In
April 2019, Full Moon Features, the sequel to the film as part of their deadlyly Ten promotion. The planned film promises the return of the stars of the original film, Linnea Quigley, Brink Stevens and Michelle Bauer, along with original director
David Diccato, who will co-direct with Stevens. So yes, they are making a sequel, it is now,
my satire has become life. Ug. Well, I'd like to see Linnea Quigley. Sure, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's uh... rate this, mother-fucker.
Oh my god, you just made the angriest face, Uncle Impi.
Do you like Uncle Imbi's mouth didn't really move all that well?
Sometimes he couldn't close it at all.
I hope that Duky Flieswater was also doing the puppeting on this. Oh man. Buky Flies...
Have you ever heard the band that he's in?
I briefly listened to something.
They apparently played with like the Misfits and the Crams and stuff.
I was gonna say, are there horror punk bands other than the Misfits and the Cramps?
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to me again? Psychobilly is like the more like Halloweeny end of rockabilly. So you'll
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Yeah, it seems like the currency exchange from rock ability to psychobillion skulls is going to be one to one.
Yeah, that chain wallets. Yeah, you know what, I chain wallets for everybody. It's true.
God I've had one for so many fucking years. I think you can have one again if you want. No, I'm good. It's not gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna go the the the the the the the the the the c. the the c. the c. the same the same the same the same the same the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same, the same. the same, the same, same the same same. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, same. Yeah, I chain wallet. Yeah, I chain wallet. I chain wallet. I chain wallet. I chain, you the chain, you the chain, you the chain, you the chain, you the chain, you the chain, you the chain, you the chain. I ch. I ch. I ch. I ch. I ch. I ch. I ch. I ch. I ch. I ch. I ch. I'm the c. I'm the c. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I'.'s true. God I've had one for so many fucking years. I think you can have one again if you want. No, I'm good. It's not going to go with your current look I don't think.
You're like sweater, collared shirt, sweater, wallet chain, jingo's jeans. Oh who's the cool
library? You want to rate this thing? Sure. I want you to say mother fucker again. You want to rate this mother fucker? Yeah you go first. I brought this to you which is a shocking
to a twist. I have to say the title of this movie has made me avoid it for years.
Oh why? It just does not appeal. It sounds like a trauma movie or something. Yeah, it sounds like
exploitation or something. Or just like gross but-hole jokes that I just don't want to be a part of. Yeah.
It was fine. It was fun. I was really stoked that you brought this. I thought
Linnae Quigley was fucking great. Yeah. Like I think she's a great actress. She did carry the movie.
And I didn't like, I love her in Return of the Living Dead, I love her in a sound of my deadly night.
She's the one that gets nailed to the antlers.
Oh, that's right.
And do you love her in Night of the Demons where she pushes that lipstick into her nipple?
Uh, her boobs are out and everything.
They were not in this though. I was surprised we saw so many tits and none of the more Linnea Quigley's. Which is that shocking to you? I think she was like, we're good, right?
We don't need any more of these? These taffy and other taffy have it covered.
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I'm going to give this movie a seven.
Whoa.
It's fun.
It's silly.
It's another one of those movies
that if you're doing an all-night movie marathon,
you put on at 2 a.m. and need to take a nappy nap,
you're fine, but you're still going to be enjoying it if you want to do a double feature with chopping mall, I
think it would be so fun.
Because it's like, like two very good horror icons of the era.
For sure.
Uh, malls and like weird villains.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would even throw a, uh, not of the comet in there and just like really knocking it out of
a park. Yeah, oh damn. Yeah, how about you? What do you what do you rate this?
Motherfucker? I'm with you. This is a seven. It's a solid seven. I had so much fun watching it by myself, which you know, it's not gonna be as fun as fun as watching with your friends, but I still had a really good time. I think that it's I think it's right in line with those 80s mall movies. Yeah. It's a hundred th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th It's a hundred percent silly. And does not have any aspirations to be anything but.
I mean the affect that Babs is doing when she comes back as Tina Turner, like what is it?
It doesn't mean anything.
It's so silly and it's just like absurd.
It's great.
It's just goofy. And then, after they said her on fire and there's a huge fire walkwalk, Lack, Lack, Lack, when, when, when, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. And, th. And, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they, they, they, they, they, they, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, there's a huge fire walk, Linnea quickly goes, I really liked her outfit.
Like she was sad that it got burned up? Yes, she had, but like that wouldn't have fit you,
perhaps those six feet tall.
You're two and a half.
Oh man.
What a great movie.
Actually, seven and a half.
Katie. Can I take you to a little place that we like to to? Please. This is a ridiculous question that I think lines up well with this ridiculous movie from
Jayden Christopher on Twitter. Hi, Jaden Christopher.
Jad and Christopher says, not related to the movie necessarily, but I still want to ask you guys.
Would you rather watch Jason X for 24 hours straight?
Or have a leopron pop out of your dick.
What do I? What's my... Okay, so here's my problem with that. I don't have a
dick, but a human did come from my genitals. So, you know...
Not a lepricon. No, but a full-grown leprosome. No, but... I mean, how big is a full-grown lepricon?
Because my kid was pretty long. I mean, how big is a full-grown lepricon?
Because my kid was pretty long.
It's not the length it gets you.
It's the width.
I mean, so if that, then the question is, would I rather have an unmedicated birth again,
or watch Jason X for 24 hours?
Yeah. It's still a close call!
What about you?
I don't want my dick destroyed.
Yeah.
But I really don't want to watch.
I feel like halfway through that Jason X marathon, I'd be like, just do it.
You just take a hammer to your dick and be like, now we can be done.
Draw a shamrock on it. It's so many men right now just like cringed and crossed their legs.
You're welcome.
Hitting your dick with a hammer after you've drawn a stam rock on it is probably one of
the most fucked up images we've come up with.
Have fun drawing that one just.
Yeah, we're not putting that in our cheap public store.
Can I read you a review?
I'd love it.
You're gonna enjoy this one because it's straight edge.
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I think you just go so far.
Today I learned that I am double straight edge.
Five stars, moving on up.
Moving on up.
To the east side?
Yeah, I don't want to get sued. Been listening to them for only a couple of months now,
but in that time they have moved up to my third favorite podcast list to every week.
Their nonsensical banter is top-notch and a joy to listen to.
Five stars highly recommended.
Word, who's above us?
Who's cooler than us?
I love that though.
A lot of people are like, oh my god, this is my favorite podcast. And I'm like, it's probably not. Number three.
Number three.
That reminds me that I wanted to bring up
that Alan and I recently realized
that we are ranked in a number of countries.
Our podcast is, so we wanted to tell you about it.
We are number 59 in the United States Great Britain film reviews all time. We are number 24 in Canada film reviews all time.
And we're number 23 in Australia. Film reviews. That's crazy. Yeah, the film reviews category.
Those are all our big download countries too. I realized how this happened. How did it happen? I switched the... I was a fucking around on Lipson and I realized that we were in like TV and movies and then I realized we could be in film
reviews like maybe that's what happened. So now we're ranked in those. Nice.
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No, if no one had ever listened to this,
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Sixth of the other episodes or were like 270 episodes. That's so much time. 270 hours. That's
insane. Yeah. That's why I love it when people were like, I started listening
three months ago and I'm all caught up and like, no! No! Are you listening in your sleep?
You're forgetting to eat? What's happening? And also like how many times they've heard us say the word like? And laugh? Sorry, sorry, everybody. Sorry to have fun. to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to the to to their their their their their to their to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their to to to h hours to h hours ho ho hours to hours to hours their hours their hours their h hours h hours their their their h hours their their their their their h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h ho h ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho their their their their their their te hoome hoome hoomea tea tea tea. teauoooomea-ssseaunit-s hours tea-s hours tea hours te hours te many times they've heard us say the word like and laugh and
laugh sorry everybody sorry have fun sorry it's so fun for us speaking a fun
for us we made a video for this week we did it's announcing the four movies
that we're doing for the month of February yeah so go watch it
we'll tell you what the next week is here also mm-hmm and what is it
because I already forget next week we to be doing the Australian film, The Loved Ones.
Oh right. This, I just actually watched this movie because it was recommended to me by a friend who described it as a treat.
And so I watched it and I had a very strong reaction and I am really looking forward to discussing it with you.
Excellent. Yeah, you can rent it. It's on Amazon. Yeah. And I bet a lot of Australians will because we're number 23 in Australia film reviews.
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Yeah. Climate change is real. Fight me. Actually don't, go fuck yourself. Really, like, I mean...
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Don't waste your time in a non-five star review. You tasteless sons of
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Um. Should I try out for the new Uncle Inpy? I won't do a racist voice. No, I think you should definitely do that. And, um, I will wish to see you here again next week on World Ambulance.
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