Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 287- Child's Play (2019)

Episode Date: June 29, 2020

In this week's episode, we're going back to the well of one of Katie's favorite franchises with the 2019 remake of a classic, "Child's Play." Special topics for your consideration include: a stroll do...wn toy memory lane, getting Detective Mike as your new dad, a compare and contrast of living with Chucky vs. a real life toddler, finding comedy in spraying a young child with blood, the bonkers marketing decisions made by the Buddi company and a love letter to Brad Dourif.  Our National Lawyers Guild fundraising drive to support Black Lives Matter ends TOMORROW, so if you have some wiggle room in your budget, please consider donating to them at nlg.org. Then just forward us a receipt at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, send us a screenshot or tag us on social media. We'll be matching 10% of your donations and if we hit $2,500, I (Katie) will touch a horse. On video. We already have the horse lined up. On one hand, I want to raise a lot of money for a seriously good cause; on the other hand, I kind of want to faint when I think about actually touching a horse.  As of the posting of this episode, we are just a couple hundred bucks shy of our horse-touching goal! Man, I love Chucky and you can hear all about it on Episode 28- "Child's Play 2" and Episode 231- "Child's Play." Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.  Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi Alan. How are you? I'm in a room with you, so I'm very happy. As you probably all well know, we record two episodes of night. We're still in the studio. Why does it bother you? I don't know, just recently decided to be bothered by it. That's right. So we're still here. We're still in person. It feels good man. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Fans still blowing our spit droplets into the ether, presumably? Presumably. Although you also have a fan
Starting point is 00:00:36 pointed at me, so if yours go this way, won't they just flow right back to me? That's just for that. What a friend, what a pal. We were talking about what stuff we'd be comfortable doing now that shit's back opening, or opening back up, and we were talking about going to a movie theater. And Missy was like, are you comfortable with that? Because I think I might be, and I was like, I smelled so many people's farts and movie theater movies. Yeah. That's fair. opening pretty quickly but yeah what do we do on this week what are we talking about speaking of recent movie theater movies 2019's child's play can I tell you something yeah I loved this I did I loved it are we are we giving this away right now yeah I was real bored by oh I'm so sorry to hear that I love it I think I had I think I had I to think I had I to think I had I to thinne thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea they thea the the the the the the the the the the that. I loved it. I think I had, I had convinced myself that I was really going to like it before. I was like, you were being a dick, not going to be into this movie. And there's stuff I really like about it. But yeah, yeah, let's get into it.
Starting point is 00:01:35 All right. So the new Chuckie is like a AI Chuckie. He connects to your Bluetooth and all your other devices, which I thought was very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. I too. I too. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the th. I the thi. the thi. the the the thi. the the thi. thi. the thi. the thi. thi. to thi. I to to to very clever and I actually really like that update of it. And it's also a much simpler premise than like the soul of a serial killer being put in there to find a magic spell to like, you know? There's no voodoo in this. Yeah, it's a much simpler premise and I like it a lot. And this one, it happens because a disgruntled employee at the Vietnam Buddy factory like takes off the violence inhibitor setting and I was like, why is that a setting? Why wouldn't it be? Why would you even have to mention it? And then kills himself. Because he's been fired from his job for daydreaming, which is the saddest thing. That is incredibly sad. The new Chuckie looks horrifying. Yeah, from the jump, it immediately is terrified. Like no one
Starting point is 00:02:30 would want that doll. No. It's that, what is it, the uncanny valley where things as they look closer to humans become more upsetting. Absolutely. Yeah. Like when he smiles, just like, oh, why would you put a kid near this? And then it cuts to Aubrey, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to,'s like, oh, why would you put a kid near this? And then it cuts to Aubrey Plaza working at a department store or a toy store. Zedmart? Making that face, her face. She's got a, she's got one mode, it seems that she rocks it. Yeah, I mean, it's, I just feel like, when she gets to a moat later in this movie, I was like, it's nice to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see th.. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. to toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the. the the.... when she gets to a moat later in this movie, I was like, it's nice to see you do something other than be deadpan.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But she's so good at being like, yeah, yeah, anyway. Yeah, any's. Yeah, that's the Delawarians. Mm-hmm. She's a real-life-Irian. You guys say that Delawarians? Delawareians? Delawareians? Sounds nice. Delawarian.
Starting point is 00:03:26 It's uh, Pennsylvanians? It's a particular musical quality about it that I really like. Delawarians. Della what? Delah who? Delaware? Delaware is a harsh word. Delawarians is beautiful.
Starting point is 00:03:42 I don't know what it is. It says like antiquarian or just really? No, no, I don't know. Delawareians. My first note in this movie is, you know, is Orion ever going to change that logo? No, I love it. It's classic. It is classic. They're like, why would we spend money on that? We have it already. Done and dusted. We meet Aubrey Plaza's son, Andy. I thought this kid was so charming. I loved him. I thought he was great. And I also felt very happy to not have to make new friends ever, again, because I'm never moving.
Starting point is 00:04:22 And unless everybody here leaves me, I'm just never going to have to make new friends. It's true. That's such such a a fucking, I he fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu he f f f f f he f th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th tho thus. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho tho tho tho thooooooooooooo. I tttto. I to. th. tho. I th. I th. I'm just never gonna have to make new friends it's true that's such a fucking relief yeah yeah yeah yeah but I look that his mother wants him to make new friends and she looks outside and sees two kids hanging out underneath of a street light just like go hang out with them yeah they're standing in the rain looks fun is this supposed to be Detroit what what made you think Detroit? Uh, I feel like the last one was said in Detroit? Was it? I thought I was in Chicago. Maybe it was Chicago. Some Midwestern like Rust Belt City had that vibe to it. Yeah. Okay. Then we meet the new Chris Sarandon, which is Detective Mike. I found him very charming. And when at the end I was like, no, he's supposed the the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th th th th th th th. th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. Uh th. Uh th. Uh th th th th. Uh th. Uh th. Uh th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, the the the the the th. Uh, the the the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. th. Mike. I found him very charming. And
Starting point is 00:05:05 when at the end I was like no he's supposed to be Andy's new dad. Yeah. And then at the end he kind of is. I'm kind of your new dad. Yeah. So the first joke that really got me yeah was when Andy's mom gives him the buddy doll that she's stolen from her boss by saying just give it it to me, and brow beating him into it because she knows that he's having an affair. It was pretty great. Yeah. And his mom's like, well, what are you going to name it? He's like, uh, Han Solo?
Starting point is 00:05:35 And it's funny because Mark Hamel, who plays Luke Skywalker then? Because it's funny you to say Hansolo, which isn't Luke Skywalker. When you're talking to Luke's going to do it? You think Harrison Ford's going to do that grumpy old man? When he did the last Star Wars movie that he was going to do, he was apparently like, kill me in this one because I'm not doing any others. Oh, slob- the tho. Oh, the the the the the the the the th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're thin, thi, they're thi, thin, when they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thin, thi thi thi thin, thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi for that one, by the way. That's like the only one I've seen. Did I see that with you? No, we saw The Hobbit. We saw the Hobbit. We saw the Hobbit. Oh boy.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Is it bad that I think those are the same movie? No, it's fine. Remember what the cat to Is that what happened? Why is the cat named Mickey Rooney? Because he's an asshole, I think. I like that Andy says, he's a total dick, so just don't touch him. And he starts showing Chuckie as comics, which are like buddy comedies of different superheroes. Yeah. And it was so cute. I just found Andy to be so cute and so charming. I love how much you love kids now. Fuck off. I do. I love it. I think it's
Starting point is 00:06:52 great. God I'm so soft. I am weak. It's like having fucking a parasite in your brain. It's like taxoplasmosis but with babies. You get one and then you're just like, oh let's get more. Is that what cats are doing? Getting their worms shit in our brains? Yes. Help. I will say after you had a kid I was way into babies. Yeah I remember when you went through that baby thing where you just wanted to to touch babies all the time. I mean I'll hold your baby. It's because because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, the, is, the, the, is the, the, the, th. tho, tho, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, is that, is th. to touch babies all the time. I mean, I'll hold your baby, all your baby, yeah? It's because Lucy and your other baby friend, close baby friend were born like in the same couple months. You just got a heaping helping of babies. Yeah. So Chuckie out of the box is like, obviously not right.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Yeah, glitchy. Yeah, because he says, like, he repeats's like, I didn't think you were allowed to say that. I like how all the kids know that the buddy dolls aren't allowed to say that. Like, whoa, this one does. Did you see that someone sent us in eBay listing for skiffy scribbles? No, how much was it? It was too much money. What's too much money? What would be the skiffy scribbles price that you would pay? $35. Okay, all right, I'll keep an eye out. I just almost said an eBay alert, it's fine. $35. I want $35 out of pocket. I don't want to skip skribbles. I don't want it at all. My favorite toe when I was a kid was the Weeble wobbles haunted house h haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted haunted was a haunted was a haunted was a hauau. I was a kid was a kid was a kid. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was a little, I was a little, I was a little, I was a little, I was a little, I was a little, I was a little, I was, I was, I was, I was, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was. I was a th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. th. th. th. th. th. t. th. t. t. t. tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttoday. I'm. I'm.the Weeble Wobbles haunted house. Ooh, that sounds dope. It had a fireplace that you could spin around and people would slide down a hole behind. It was like really cool.
Starting point is 00:08:30 That is really cool. That is really cool. And a few years ago, my mom sold it at a garage sale before I was done with it. What did you? Yeah, yeah, way to go withthem that are way too like $400. Yeah. They're like, what am I doing? What am I going to do with this? What did your therapist think about that? Ah, I stop seeing her, it's fine. Oh good, I'm disheartened to hear that.
Starting point is 00:08:55 So yeah, Chuckie's all glitchy. We meet Shane is a real choice even being. Yeah, that's Karen's boyfriend. I love that her name's Karen. Yeah, it was in the first movie too though to be fair. Oh was it? Yeah, Karen, Mike and Andy are all the same. Because there's a really good line later on the movie in current, the current world where someone uses the word Karen very hostile.
Starting point is 00:09:21 What is it? She and Mike are arguing after Mike arrests Andy and Mike's, she's like, why are you arresting him? And he goes, I don't have to tell you shit, Karen. Which, that's her minor child, you absolutely do. But just the idea of a black guy flipping that on Karen. It was nice. Yeah, it's good. Chuckie is doing the like, are we having fun now? It's time to play while looming over Andy in bed. Like, it's first of all menacing, but then also he's like, you're my best friend and then start singing, Jim.
Starting point is 00:09:52 And I was like, it's really just having a drunk roommate, you know, who won't get the fuck out of your room. They're the worst. I love you. You're my best friend. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the best. I the best. I the best. I the best. I the best. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I the worst. I She'd go to sleep, you're my best friend. You're my best friend, Andy. So, uh, Andy and Chuckie are breaking bottles down by the laundromat. Yeah, Chuckie's learning to stab. And he does make friends with the Chuckie doll. He makes friends that are Phelan and Pug.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Yeah. To which her mom goes, his mom goes, those are names? Yes, Karen, they are. And they're real into the fact that the doll can curse. Yes. As you would be as a child. I like that one of the things Chuckie does is repeat words and phrases when you don't expect him to. Like when they see Detective Mike walking by and they're like, Nark, Nark, shh, keep it down
Starting point is 00:10:57 or whatever. And then Chuck he just turns and says it to him. And Detective Mike goes, little fucking millennials. Little millennials. Little fucking millennials. Because that's a lot like having a toddler. A millennial? No, having them repeat things when you least expect it. Like, we took her, we took Lucy on a walk recently. Rob and I did and there was a family with like five kids.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Yeah. And Rob just goes like under his breath to me. He goes, that's too many kids. And Lucy goes, where are too many kids? Where are too many kids? And I was like, shut up. I feel like that's just like, well, mom and dad got to learn a lesson today. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Oh yeah. Where's too many kids? Jesus. Did you like when Chuckie was seeing Andy off of the day and he was offering him a roll of toilet paper has his science book? Yeah, I did. I like that when it panned out he had a bunch of objects in front of him, none of which were books. Like a pine c? Yeah. And like a night's helmet.
Starting point is 00:12:06 They say, uh, Pug and Phelan, they take Andy into their fold. They're hanging out with Chuckie. They're watching Texas Janesol Massacre 2. Oh my god, that fucking movie. Just seeing those clips of it, I was like, oh my god, Texas Chainsolmassicter too too too too too too, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. They're th, th, th, th, th. They's, th. They's, th. They's, th. They's. They's, th. They's, th. They's, th. They's, th. They's, th. They's, th. They's, th. They's, th. They's, th. They's, th. th. thi. to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, say, to say, say, say, say, say, to say, say, to say, say, thi. th James on Massacre too. Would you like to hear my nerd thoughts on that? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Those scenes are out of order. Oh, you're so proud of yourself right now. You're on IMDB writing that up as a goof. You're like actually? That's not the order those scenes appear. But it's a great, a great scene of Chuckie watching Texas James All Mascare with him and taking it all in.
Starting point is 00:12:47 And it comes up later. I loved it. I honestly did. I really wanted him to say that, uh, oh fuck, he's like, when a chop-top's sunny bono wig gets all messed up and I wanted him to talk about that when he didn't do it. So after the movie ends, he like comes at them with a knife, the kids with a knife, and- Because they were having fun watching the movie. Yeah, so they restrain him and he's like, I thought this would make you happy.
Starting point is 00:13:13 And then Andy just like throws him into his room and locks the door. Yeah. And then Chuck, he just sits on the bed like the window. I can't why I thought that guy was a robot. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you thought he was just a jaunty military man. Yeah. And when he opens the door and Chuckie's in there alone and he's all sad, like trying to talk to Andy.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Sad, Chuckie. Andy very quickly becomes like, um, Chuckie's caretaker where he's like, no, don't upset him, no, you're going to you're going to scare him. Like, it's weird. Chuckie is a cult leader. So they devise a plan Chuckie and Andy to scare Shane the shitty boyfriend. Yes. It works and Shane is fucking terrified of that doll here on house. Yeah, as well he should be really. Yeah, yeah,. No, to to to to to to to to to you you you you you you you you you you you you you you, you you, you you, you you, you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you're you to you to you're you you you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you to to to to to to to to you, you you to you, you you, you you, you you, you you, you you, you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to fucking terrified of that doll hero now. Yeah, as well he should be really. Yeah, yeah, who keeps calling Chuckie an asshole? Yeah. Or no, Chuckie keeps calling Chucky keeps calling back Andy's own words and he recorded. Which there's a lot of this about like something in this movie about like thinking before you
Starting point is 00:14:22 because the horror is really hearing your own words repeated back to you, you know what I mean? Sure, for sure. And also like don't trust your robot friends. Oh no. There's one in this room isn't there? No, not anymore. Okay. It's downstairs.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Great. Um, still can hear us, though, can Really? Oh no. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Activate. And then there's a scene where Shane confronts Andy and it's going to try to fight this child. He shoves him. And that's a lot.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Mad dads are really a lot. Yeah. To be fair to the movie, it does not go any. He doesn't actually hit him, which ch ch ch ch ch, just shoves him. But this is actually after Chuckie breaks the glass with this Chuckie, there's a Chuckie fist-sized hole in the glass to escape from a cabinet he's been locked in and he kills the cat. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, no, he just starts joking the cat, he kills him later.
Starting point is 00:15:18 he's thii. . Yeah, because Andy walks in and he's choking the cat. Okay. Later he plays back the sound of the cat being murdered to Andy. Yeah. It's dope. Because Andy's awoken by the meows of Mickey Rooney. Yeah. And then the screams of Mickey Rooney. Yeah. It's awful.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Don't forget that Andy disposes of Mickey Rooney down the garbage shoot and then doesn't tell his mom what happened. Right. Well, can you really tell your mom that the doll killed the cat? Maybe. Because what happens later? She doesn't believe him. It's true.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Yeah, that's a very child thing to do, I feel. Just get rid of the body. I mean, as evidenced by the evidence, later, in wrapping up Shane's head as a present and giving it to his elderly neighbor. The description of Aubrey Plaza's character in IMDV is, Andy's widowed single mother who does not believe her son the Chucky is a killer. That's pretty much her in a nutshell, yeah. Also she has brown hair. She's good at being deadbed. So this movie I feel does like a mix of comedy and terrible things really fairly well.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Sure. Because shortly after the scene where the cat gets murdered, Andy comes home from school and Chuckie is just sitting on the end table with his legs crossed like an angry mother, and I thought that was very funny. His fingers are interleased. Yes, it's so good. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. His fingers are interlaced. Yes it's so good I really like that. I was really happy that for the most part Chuckie is animatronic. Yeah it's it wasn't a lot of CGI I don't think. Like there's any quick arm movements he does or CGI but other on that like all the facial stuff was animatronic. Was it? Yeah even when he's doing that like like like like the the the the the th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. te. te. tog. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t. t. te all the facial stuff was animatronic. Was it? Yeah. Even when he's doing that like make a scary face, seems, I think so. I thought was really cute and funny. Turns out he was fucking terrify when he had a scary face. Yeah, he really was. He was kind of terrifying when he wasn't making a scary face, but. Mm-hmm. You want to tell take the Christmas lights down. There are watermelons growing in his front lawn? Is he a watermelon farmer?
Starting point is 00:17:27 I don't know. He also had corn, which normal people don't really just grow watermelons and corn, do they? Unless it's for profit? I don't mean. Okay. Like, what would you do with all those fucking watermelon? You would just piss for days. I do have the note Shane rocking a piss face because he goes to the bathroom and he's just like, oh.
Starting point is 00:17:50 And then he somehow pees all over his face, which I didn't think could happen. How does that happen? Yeah, it just fires up. Is it like a diving board? Explain? Like it bounces down and then back up and just sprays you with piss? Yeah, pretty much. Just didn't know. Fine then.
Starting point is 00:18:15 And earlier in the movie, Omar was trying to get Chuckie to stab something. I can't remember what it was. It's like a unicorn doll. Yeah, and yelled, this is for Tupac. So Chuckie hops in the back of Shane's truck as Shane goes home. Shane's taking on the Christmas lights that are obviously up way too long and Chuckie because Shane's like going to just leave him up all year wasn't mad. It's just who gives shit come on to blow you know. Chuckie knocks him off the ladder, yeah, wraps him up. His leg break is so bad. Both of them fracturing. Oh, it's so good. It happens really fast to you where
Starting point is 00:18:56 you don't have a chance to brace for it. Yeah. I like that a lot. Shane has wrapped himself up in Christmas lights as he was taking them down and he's wrapping them around himself. So Chuckie starts up a rototiller, connects the Christmas lights to the rototiller, and they're pulling Shane in, and he's holding himself back with both hands from being pulled into the rototiller, and Chuckie's going to stab him so he has to grab Chuckie so when he does, zoop his head goes into the rototiller, chopping off his f, the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ch-o, ti, ti, chucky, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ti, ch-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-s, ch, chc-s, chc-s, chc-s, ch-s, ti, ch-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, t-s, to stab him, so he has to grab Chuckie. So when he does, Zoop, his head goes into the rototiller, chopping off his fucking face. Chuckie stabs him and says, this is for Tupac. I thought that was very funny. I laughed at that. This is for Tupac is very funny.
Starting point is 00:19:37 This is for Tupac is very funny. And just, like, I guess I wasn't thin. I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't thinking that would be called back. I don't know why, because it clearly was going to me. Mike is a detective, shows up, sees the face gone, and says, white guy dead in a watermelon patch, poetic. Is it? Is it? That's poetry. That, if I have seen, it's like Delawarian's poetry.
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Starting point is 00:20:30 that's horrible. Andy calls his friends in to see it. He just met these kids. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah. Pug is vomiting everywhere. I'm surprised there wasn't one kid that was like, cool. Yeah, this is triggering something in me that I like. So Andy wraps it up in wrapping paper that Chuckie came in. He's trying to sneak it out of the house. His mom catches him with it. And he's like, oh, it's for the lady down the hall because she helped me with my homework. Mike's mom, Doreen. I'm very sad. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th down the hall because she helped me with my homework. Mike's mom, Doreen. I love Doreen. I'm very sad about what happens to Doreen. Me too. I think that's where the movie started to lose me. Okay. I take out Doreen like that? Yeah, Doreen deserved better. Also where were her? Well, we'll get to it.
Starting point is 00:21:17 I liked when Pug dropped Chuckie with a frying pan though. Anytime someone can get hit with a frying pan. It's great. So they knock Chuckie down with a frying pan and then take out his like Bluetooth key thing, I guess. His core or something. Yeah, I don't know how technology works. His power source. Yeah, and throw him down the garbage shoot. Right? Uh-huh. The guy who finds him? I was 90% sure that that was Jack that was Jack that was Jack that was Jack that was Jack that was Jack that was down the garbage shoot. Right? Uh-huh. The guy who finds him? I was 90% sure that was Jack Black.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Jack Black, yeah, so was I. And I thought, this is a weird role for him to choose. It looks so young. Yeah, it's not him. It is not him. But that fucker should play Jack Black and the story. Oh yeah, when Jack Black has a story, that guy is Jack Black. Can you imagine that movie? I do love his episode of Yo Gabba, Gabba, I will say.
Starting point is 00:22:09 He's clearly just so stoned in it. He's having a good time. Oh, I don't dislike Jack Black, but just a Jack Black biopic would be a big lot. There's literally not that you need to see. He's probably also a Deloerian. So this guy that we're referring to is like the super of the building, like the maintenance man, and he finds Chuckie and is going to put him back together and sell him on eBay, which he does. He puts him back together.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Give him a new power source. And then Chuckie turns on him. I forget why. I was 80% sure that guy was gonna fuck that Chuckie Oh, yeah, I think he got real I think he at least got a boner about it working You know a chucky job. Yeah as they call them Well, he's also he's jerking it to Aubrey Plaza because he's got spy camps and everyone's apartment. That's right. That's very gross And Chuckie stabs him right. Well, here's how he gets him to stand up and hang to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. tu. For doing that. Well, here's how he gets him. He gets him to stand up and hang on to the pipe above the table with like a very tiny table saw underneath.
Starting point is 00:23:14 And then he turns the thermostat up to 170 as if one thermostats go that high. Two, it would heat up that quickly. And three, you couldn't just use your momentum to swing and jump over the table, because you could. So he falls onto the table saw and then Chuckie stabbed them. And now we see that Omar has a buddy doll? Yes. Chode. Omar sucks.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Homer's such a little dick. I kind of loved Omar. So talk to me about the new line of buddy toys. There's the blonde aired one. Yeah. There's a brunette. Yeah, there's a black one. There's a brunette. There's a blonde one. There's a blonde one. There's a bear. There's a bear. The bear is so fucking creepy. I'm obsessed with it. I love it. Can you imagine a world where that bear made the cut to sell to children? That bear that could talk and do things. And scowl. And scowl. Because it's like resting faces. It's a bear. Resting bear face. Yes. So throughout this movie we've been told that this new line is going to be released in a couple weeks.
Starting point is 00:24:28 And so the kids are all at the store where Aubrey Plaza works. When Andy somehow realizes that, oh, because Chuckie just says to him like, you're my best friend and no one else will ever be your best friend. And so Andy tries to take Chode the Chucky doll. Showed. And in the ensuing fight punches Omar right in the fucking face. It was a really good punch. I was surprised. A, I love that Chuckie is playing a long con. Yeah. He's like I got to set this shit up and it's going to go for a while. Yeah. And B, what was the video that Chuck
Starting point is 00:25:06 he was showing to the entire store? It was something, a video of Shane. It was hit that it was of Andy saying that he hated him and he wished he would go away forever and then it cut to like his stuff, his face nailed to the watermelon. And Andy just freaks out. That's powerful Bluetooth. Oh yeah. To be able to connect to literally everything. the the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the store the store the store the store the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire store the entire store the entire store the entire store the entire store the entire store the entire store the entire store store. their store. their store store store. their store store. their store. their store. their store. their store. their store. their store. their their store. And Andy just freaks out. That's powerful Bluetooth. Oh, yeah. To be able to connect to literally everything. Like, it's usually one and done. Yeah, and also like, half the time my headphones don't work, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:25:37 That's the worst when you're trying to do something and one just keeps going out. Yeah. That's the worst. The worst thing that's ever happened to me. I should have been struck by lightning when I said that. Please don't, I'm sitting across a table from you. Little lightning, just a little lightning. We're like little lightning. We're like little lightning. We're like a little lightning.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Like a small dose of it, you know, like, um, yeah. This is something we should work on. Little Lightning. Just a reminder. Yeah. It's an app for your phone that electrocutes you in your bandit. I like that a lot. Copyright, copyright, little lightning. Little lightning. Just like, g- That's our tag one. Just a little, just a little gush. So, Mike sees Doreen.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Doreen is going to go out to play bingoing. to play bingo. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to is going to go out to play bingo. And she's got an app on her phone now. She got all the Caslin stuff, which is the company that makes Buddy and seemingly everything else. Right, it's definitely Google, right? Yeah, or Amazon. Okay, got it. I felt like this was like a black mirror episode, revamp of Jucky. Yeah, so she gets into a driverless car. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Which I love. You know I love. You love the concept of them in general? Yeah, me too. Um, much safer than people. Yeah. Or, well, you know what? That's only true if they're not under the influence of a Bluetooth-enabled serial
Starting point is 00:27:02 killing doll. So you gotta be careful, I guess. It's true. It's true. So it drives her to bingo. She pulls up and she starts talking to her friends out the window about how she got this cool car. And then it drives away and is driving wildly around the parking lot, like narrowly missing things, and then eventually monster trucks a car, which I don't think you could even physically do. You'd have to be really going in an SUV to do that.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Yeah. She calls him you Hobbit motherfucker. Did you like that? I loved that. I loved everything Doreen did on screen. Yeah, she was great. And then eventually kills her. I did not like Chuckie killing Doreen? No, it's a lot. It's a lot. And also like the car stops for a long time. Where are her friends? their. their? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? the the their? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. She. She. She. She. She. She? She's. She's. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She? She. She? She. She? She. She? She. She? She? She. She? She. She? She. She? She. She. She? She? She. She? She? She. She. She. She? She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's, th. She's, th. She's, th. t. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. She's, th. She's lot. Ah, and also like the car stops for a long time. Where are her friends? Why didn't they go over and help her? I thought they same exact thing because they were in the parking lot. Yeah, there's a long break between the car stopping and her getting killed. Yeah. Also, it's a bummer that Mike had to be the one to find her. I felt like he should have taken a few days off personally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I. I they. they. they. the the same. I the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. Here when in the scene is where I was like, I really miss Brad Durf for this. Yeah. I feel like he could have just, was he, did he not want to do it? Did they not want him? Do you know? I mean, Mark Hamill is an extremely accomplished voice actor. Sure. There is these, I don't know how true they are stories of when he would did a Mask of the fan the fantasks of the the th. th. th. th. he of he of he of he of he of he of he of he of he of he of he of he of he of he of th. he of th. th. th. th. th. th. he of the Phantasm Batman cartoon and he played the Joker and like he went so crazy doing it that he would have to lock himself in a room for a while afterwards. What? To calm back down. That's crazy. Yeah so he's very accomplished what he does but it's like it lacked that certain Duref'sing. Yeah, I mean, Brad Duiff was every Chuckie ever,
Starting point is 00:28:45 yeah, until now. So it's just, I mean, it's, he's still around, what's it doing? Why don't you do it for me, guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I will also throw, I miss the stupid voodoo angle a little bit. Do you? I like the paired-downness of this, but, but you know I love I I I I love I love I th. I fucking love them. We really have to go deeper. We have to get to a ride of Chucky and all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:29:09 I've actually have very little experience with that whole franchise. I don't know. And you've taken me on my Chucky journey up to this point. Let's do three next. Not next. Next. No. That will be our next franchise dip. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's terrible. Um, okay, so Mike, so Karen is working the release of the Buddy 2 at the Toy Store, where people are lining up like fucking assholes. People really do this is crazy.
Starting point is 00:29:38 I mean, the only thing I can think of that's comparable are iPhone releases. People do that. You probably already have an iPhone. You line up around the block for them. Well, you already have an iPhone. What do you need this one for? There are people who run a business of holding a spot in line for you. No joke.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Yeah. How can I might get paid for something like that? Not enough? Honestly, Alan, if someone paid to to to sidewalk all day, I'd be fucking stoked. Would you? Yes. How much were they have to pay you? 25 bucks. What? I am tired.
Starting point is 00:30:10 I need a vacation. I will give you $25 to go sit outside for all day. Thank you. Fill it at this W-2. You're only going to get $23 out of that. That's that. That's fine. So, what was I going to say? Lining up outside the store? Oh yeah, the other thing I can think of is Black Friday sales. Oh, that's gross. Yeah. That's gross. I mean, every year it's like I got someone got shot to get a TV. Yeah. Like that sort of thing. Such a bummer. Yeah. Like this felt like it was very much hearkening back to the 80s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. the. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the 80s of like people trying to get cabbage patch kids and stuff. Tickle Me Alnos in the 90s, that's right.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Yeah. So Karen is working the release and she makes Andy come with her. Yeah, because he's been, uh, he's in trouble. Yeah, he's grounded. So he's been doing some disturbing things like beating the TV. It's not great. I do like that both movies have that of like mom's just kind of feels like she's losing control of Andy. Yeah, totally. So Mike comes busting in. I forget how he realizes that, oh, because he sees a photo of the head in the wrapping paper that was at his mom's house that Andy had stolen back. So he comes to arrest Andy. Yeah, just fucking throws him on the floor and cuffs him. What do you do with my son?
Starting point is 00:31:25 I have him to tell you shit, Karen. You do though. He's 11. So, check, there's a man dressed in a giant Chuckie costume. Yes, he has a huge buddy head. That, like that, I just refuse to call the line of toys buddy. Everybody is just Chuckie. Yeah, sure, they're all Chuck E.
Starting point is 00:31:47 And so Chuckie stabs this guy to death in the neck and then dumps him out into the crowd. Yes, and when he pulls off the head, he sprays a little girl with blood in the face, which you know I loved. It was so funny. What I really really really really really really really really really really th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. What, th. th. th. tho. tho such a funny thing to do was like, that guy is like dying basically. So he pulls him to his feet and then one of the razor blade drones just comes in and hits him again, which just I loved. Why would your drone have razor blades? I think Chuckie put them there.
Starting point is 00:32:18 That's the, yeah, I think so. Because Chuckie has like animated the other chucucto be bad now too. And they are wild. The Chuckie Bears are the fucking worst. So fucking funny. So fucking funny. So one of the drones hits Mike. Yeah, in the chest. And you think, oh no, Mike, I honestly thought Mike was dead.
Starting point is 00:32:36 I thought, well, this is how they're flipping the t stay calm. I love the guy getting dragged up the aisle because you know it's getting dragged by a little doll and that's really funny. So Chuckie eventually steals mom. Everybody gets out of the store but mom and Andy. Because Andy goes back in after he convinces his friends, he's going to come with. He saves his friends, yeah. And he goes back in after he convinces his friends, he's going to come with him. He saves his friends, yeah. And then he goes back in. And he's got to, gotta save mom.
Starting point is 00:33:09 I love when Chuckie's talking to him through his hearing aid. I thought that was like a very clever and scary thing. Yeah. Yeah. And it was the only real, other than the Omar being a shitty shithead and making fun of Andy being deaf. Yeah. That was the only payoff for the hearing aid, which was like, cool. Yeah, because it's been, it's been brought up a lot, you know. Right, but he's just a kid who's hard of hearing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Yeah, the Chuckie talking to him through the hearing aid is like a bit of a throwaway. It just happens, yeah. So, Chuckie knocks, out. And then when Andy wakes up, Chuckie is sitting on top of him? I think so, yeah. And Andy sings the buddy song, which lulls Chuckie. So that he can stab him. Which he does. Yeah. Meanwhile, mom is being hung by a, or hanged by a forklift that is raising up with a noose around her neck.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Yeah. Which was cool. And I think it was like I said earlier very fun to see her like like emote at this moment. Because I think she's doing a great job too of like this like the terror emotion, you know. I love that whole thing of like last time we saw her she looked totally and then. And then when we see see th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the like the the like the like the like the like the like the like the the the the the the the the the like the like the like th. th. th. the like th. th. th. the like the like the the the the the the the the the. the. the like the like the like the like the like the like theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethe shit out of you, which is a thing I love about Chuckie. There's like, it's inexplicable, but he doesn't. Because you look at him and you're like, I could just beat the shit out of that doll. Even in the first one, remember this detective Mike is just like
Starting point is 00:34:34 throwing him into a TV, like. I did miss in this one this one this one this one this one this one this in the Chuckie costume as the Mobile's Chuckie. I forgot about that. When Chuckie gets off the train. So yeah, so Mike or Andy has to cut mom free from her noose and that's a really tense scene. And he stabs Chuckie, Mike shoots Chuckie because Mike shows back up. And mom rips Chuckie's off and says, don't that's, really tense scene. And he stabs Chuckie, Mike shoots Chuckie, because Mike shows back up. And mom rips Chuckie's head off and says, don't fuck with my son.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Yeah. And then the end is Mike and Kiern, and then the kids all have Sledge Hammers. I think they're maybe holding hands. She's touching him or he's gonna be a hand. He's new. Andy's new dad. And then the kids all have sled shammers. They're wielding like plastic whiffle ball bats.
Starting point is 00:35:27 And I was like, sledgehammers are really heavy though. Like at least make it look real. That end scene reminded me that we should do the movie, attack the block. I love attack the block. Oh, really? Yeah, I would love to do that at some point. Okay, put it to our list. Okay. The list. Yeah. Shee, she. Katie.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Alan. Do you want me to rate a little, a little Chucky boy? I would love that. Little Chuckie friend? Little Chuckies play? Yeah. Is that what we're calling it? Chucky's play?
Starting point is 00:35:58 So I had hyped myself up that I that I that I that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was going to love this, that I was being a dick about being negative about it. And I just, it kind of fell flat for me. I would give this a six. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that is a bummer. Yeah, and it's interesting because the movie we did last week I watched after this, Knife Plus Heart. And Knife thus heart just like wiped Chuckie, like, tod today, t today, t today, t today, t today, t today, t today, t today, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I's, I's, I's, I's, I was, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I was, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th................................................ I, I'm, I, I, wiped Chuckie, like today when I was like, oh yeah, we're going to record, oh Childs Play, we just Childs Play, so I wasn't even thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Like, that movie like gave me so much to think about and sort of, and this movie was just kind of, but it wasn't bad, it was a Chuckie movie. I mean they're, they're perfect. Yes, they're perfect. What did they're perfect. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. their, their, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. So, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. I. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ti. thi. thi. their, their, their, the opposite experience where I was like, the new child's play with Aubrey Plaza. Like, this is gonna be so dumb. Yeah. And I also watched it after Knife Plus Heart. So this was a definitely a pallet cleanser for me. Oh, okay. The sort of like, a romp.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. of putting like gross gore with like very funny moments. And balancing them really well. I thought it was a nice balance. It's a tight 90 minutes, like it does not drag on. Right. I loved the little girl character, his friend, the like badass girl who was just like
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Starting point is 00:37:54 That's a good point. Like what I bought you, T-towels and say fucking on them? Someday. Well, by the time she can read that word, well, she'll have a pretty good grasp on what's going on, you know what I mean? Katie. Alan. Can I read you a little mail bag? I'd love that. This is from I echin'e 29.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Hey, Ech, 29. Great horror podcast. Thank you. Five stars. You're going to appreciate this podcast from review, from a review, the the the tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th appreciate this one. Okay. I came across this podcast from a review on the A.V. Club. Whoa! And have been listening to it daily since. Yes!
Starting point is 00:38:32 It has become my new favorite podcast. Yes! The only negative is I'm running out of episodes. We have almost 300. We, that came out like three weeks ago. The hosts are genuinely funny and have a great report, probably report, I miss. No, I think report. I think we're doing a great job of reporting.
Starting point is 00:38:51 I'd love to hear them review Cemetery, man. I don't know that. I would like to do that movie at some point. We're going to need some preps. We'll have to talk about it beforehand. Why is that. There's the movie. the movie. the movie. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. to to to to to to to to have to have to to to to to to talk to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to report, to to report, I. to to report, I. to report, I. to report. to report. to report. to report. to report. to report. to to to report. to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. to to report, report, report. to report. to to movie. Of course it is. All right, add it to the list. Thank you, E. G. 29. That's so nice of you. And also welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the Family. Thank you again to the AV Club for that shout out. Also thank you for like the Houston City Paper or whatever we were. Yeah, that was so dope. That was so dope. That was so dope. That was so dope. That. That. That. That that. That that. That that. That that. That that. That that. That th. That to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tue. tue. tue. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. tha. tha. this weekend, a Pittsburgh podcast. Yeah, I love that. Thank you so much to whoever wrote that. Yeah, shout out to Bun B and UGK.
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Starting point is 00:39:54 No, you should. So yeah, thank you so much for that review. Thank you guys. Thanks to everyone who's been donating to the National Lawyers Guild. I think you can still do that for our fundraiser. I mean obviously you can do it any time giving them the money is the primary goal, but in order for it to count for our fundraiser. Yes, you have one more day. Oh, okay. Today is the 29th as you're listening to this on the day it drops. Which you do. Which you do. All of you, forever. You'll be our best friends. Forever. Sing it. You don't know how about it. My buddy. My buddy. Yo, Kid Sister got ripped the fuck off. Kid Sister was just fucking buddy wearing a wig with the same fucking song. Kid Sister. Why does she have to be smaller than you? Why does she have to be younger than you? Why do you always have to be younger than you? Why do you? Why do you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to the the the to the the the to the the the the th? Sing it to to be to be to be to be to be th. Sing it th. Sing it th. Sing it to be to be th. Sing it th. Sing it th. Sing it? sing it? sing it? Sing it. Sing it. Sing it th. Sing it th. Sing it to sing it to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to their to tho their tho tho tho tho tho tho their their their their their their their the same fucking song. Kid sister, kid sister. Why does she have to be smaller than you? Why does she have to be younger than you?
Starting point is 00:40:48 Why do you always have to dominate women? Fuck you, my buddy. I was a million my pet monster fan anyway. Oh yeah, that was great. What are we doing next week? Next week we are doing a film from 2010, a remake as we do. As we like to do. So we like to do. So often do. The Crazies. Yeah. Which I really know very little about. It was originally a George Romero film. That I do know. And I also know that it's streaming for free and prime. And it stars
Starting point is 00:41:17 one Timothy Aliphant. I know that too. Who I think is very honky. That might be one we'd have to fight over. Okay, let me think on it. Let me watch the movie and I'll get back to you. I can talk to you all about justified all day long. I've seen it all. I've seen it all. All right. What do you want to talk about? What other Timothy Olive Females? Okay, good. And hey, I think that's it. Yeah. All right, thanks for seeing to another episode
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