Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 294- Leprechaun (1993)
Episode Date: August 17, 2020In this week's episode, we're covering the request of one of our lovely subredditors, AbstrvctH3lga-- 1993's "Leprechaun," truly a film that launched a thousand shits. Special topics for your consider...ation include: recording outside with weed whackers, leaf blowers, barking dogs, chatty neighbors, cool cars and so many cicadas, Jennifer Aniston's sartorial choices, contemplating how this film possibly got 400 sequels and living our best leaking dumpster fire lives. I mean, go watch the other "Leprechauns" if you want but don't say we made you. They're Episode 39- "Leprechaun in the Hood" and Episode 263- "Leprechaun in Space." Hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance. Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. werewolfambulance@gmail.com If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.Â
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Hi Alan.
Hey Katie.
How are you?
I'm good just doing a little light lawn work.
Yeah. We tried to wait out the lawnmower a few houses down, but it does not seem to be abating, so we're just going to go for it.
We're outside.
What are we going to do?
I'm good.
I'm good. lawnmower a few houses down, but it does not seem to be abating, so we're just going to go for it. We're outside. What are we going to do? There were three
weed whackers earlier, so I feel like we really cut down on that chorus. Yeah, it's
going to be a little nicer without that. It's going to be nicer for us to talk about a nice movie. Oh my god. What are we talking about? We're wea wea wea wea wea wea wea wea wea wea wea wea wea wea wea wea wea the wea th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. subreddit R slash Wear of Amulance. There
was a thread, a post, a thread, a post. A tweet? No. No, definitely not. About the top five
dream movies that they'd want, that listeners would want us to do in the podcast. And this one was
suggested by Abstract Helga. Okay. So abstract,oga, this is for you. Thank you. I guess. So this is one of those movies that cost us aim to buy on Amazon as it does to rent.
Oh really? Yeah, and I was hovering over the buy button. And Rob was like, don't you dare? And he talked me out of it. And immediately I regretted it. What? Because I could own l own lepricon in space? I believe I do, Alan. Why should I not add to my
collection? Also why are the lepricon movies the same brace to rent as to buy?
I thank the Lord Jesus Age Christ because HBO put this up like three days
ago. Oh thank you HBO. Like all the Lepricon movies are on HBO right now. How do you have an HBO password you're not sharing with me?
I do, I've tried to share it with you and you've never taken it.
I'd like it again.
I will share that with you.
Thank you.
Oh, I didn't have to pay for Lepercon.
Is it ever used? Lepricon has a name. Does he? What is it? Lubbden. Lubbden. Lubbden the Lepricon.
Is it ever used?
Nope, it's just credited in the credits.
It's just for other people to know him by.
Yeah.
Don't call me by my government name.
Don't call me Lubden. That's a rough, that's a rough look. You know what else is a rough look?
What?
Everything Gennifranis is wearing in this movie.
Okay, so she really gets a raw deal
because most of this movie takes place in one day
in which she is wearing floral shorts
with like a D6 on them, I think?
What they reminded me of, and you may be too young to remember these?
Probably not because we do reference the 90s and hip hop often.
Cross colors?
Yeah.
That era of clothing?
Sure.
They were like like 579 knock off cross colors.
And she's in them for the duration.
She's for the whole thing in those fucking LA gear sneakers.
I liked those, but not as much as I liked the pumps that the little kid is wearing,
because I just always, my entire childhood couldn't have been more than a year or two because
that's how big pumps were.
I just wanted a pair of pumps so bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember the stories of kids playing ball on those and then popping.
No. Yeah. They would pump them up too much and they would explode. Too much pomp. Yeah. That and the little like jelly core that was in like Nike's for a while. Yeah. And it would pop and just
like shoot stuff out of it. Oh man. That's bad that's bad quality control.
So this is a movie. It is. It's the first of a franchise of which we have done two others.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We should do that one next.
I mean, next and our lepricon someday.
So we're just like Bill and Ted jumping
throughout the leprose.
Yeah.
I mean, we're doing that for every franchise, aren't we? Who's to stop us now? Exactly. We even started Childs Play with Number Two. Yeah, it's the best movie ever made.
Can I tell you one update of noises from your house?
Yeah.
We got a hit on the guy with a purple car.
A friend of mine who lives like maybe 10 or 12 blocks from here was like, oh, I think
I know you're talking about.
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I wonder what his pick would be?
I don't know.
Probably Christine, because he has that cool car.
And we'd be like, sorry we did that.
Yeah, sorry, buddy.
You have to be, pick, the maximum overdrive.
That's a car-based horror movie.
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He did not succeed.
Sure, that's fair.
But back to terrible movies.
This one opens with a man throwing an empty bottle of Jamies on to his own lawn,
which I like a lot.
Are you talking about a Daniel O'Grady? Yeah, so he and his wife, Mrs. the, a the, a the, a the, a the, a the, a the, a the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I the, I the, I, I'm tho, I'm tho, I I'm tho, I I'm tho, I tho, I tho, I the, I the, I the, I th, I I I th, I I I I I I I, I I I I, I I I I I I I, I I, I I I I I I I I, I I, I I, I, I I I, I, I'm the, I'm not the, I'm not the, I'm not the, I'm not the, I'm not tho' tho' tho' tho'a'eat, tho'eat, tho'eat, tho'eat, tho'eat, tho'e'e'e'e, I'm not talking about a Daniel O'Grady? Yeah, so he and
his wife, Mrs. O'Grady, are very Irish. And I was like, oh are they in Ireland?
No. Nope. They are in North Dakota? I don't think that Irish people live in North Dakota.
No, and I think those hills are definitely in California. I like the Jennifer Aniston, like imagine not knowing the
difference between New Mexico and North Dakota and not being sure which one
you were going to. It's shocking. She is a sweet baby child in this movie. She is like 24 maybe? Oh really? I didn't, I thought like 15. She was so young? I know, not really. I don't know how tho tho tho the the th. She. She the th. She the th. She th. She th. She the the th. She the the the the the the the the the. She. She. She. She. She's. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I. I's, I'. I'm, the, the, I'm, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their. I. I. I. I. I. I'. I'. I'm, the. the. the. the. the. the, the, the, the. the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I'. I't, I thought like 15. She was so young. I know not really.
I don't know how old she was meant to be. Was she mean to be a teen? Because if so, her like
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Yeah, so is she meant to be a teenager because she's being forced to live with
her dad? I think she's supposed to be like a 20-something who is bad with
money. Gotcha. So she goes to, her dad has nothing to do in this movie. No, no, no he keeps the entire movie. He never comes back at the end. I don't know if his hands, okay.
But she's going to live with her dad in a house he has seemingly just purchased and never set foot in before?
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Mr. O'Grady.
He doesn't deserve a first name if she doesn't get one.
No, I think that's fair.
They are Mr. and Mrs.
He is just back from Ireland, shows up in a limousine, Excitedly telling his wife that they're rich. Right. And she's like, you were just supposed to bring back your mother's ashes?
She says you're supposed to bring back your mother's body.
Oh yeah, yeah.
And he comes back with ashes.
Right.
I don't know what was happening there.
He did not seem upset that his mother had passed.
No. He'd gone to Ireland for the funeral, so it was a pretty big deal. Because Ireland and North Dakota are very far apart.
It's true.
It's not close together at all.
Yeah, that's a hell of a limo right.
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
He's up in a limo, which at first I was like, is that a hirs?
No, that's a limo, we're rich. I found a leprica, and here's his gold inside of his mother's urn.
He hid the gold.
That's right.
That's fucking pro-move.
Oh, that's what makes sense then.
He didn't actually bring back ashes.
He brought back an urn with gold.
You got it.
Presumably he left.
toold, tooe, thii. I do. Uh, how is a hundred gold? Are you like set for life?
Well, a hundred gold, I think we're told that they are priceless by collectible Joe later
in the film.
So, a hundred times priceless, I think you're going to make it.
Okay.
He also does throw out the number 500 though.
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But of course, it's the lepricon's gold.
Of course it is.
He, the suitcase he brings in, begins singing Mary had a little lamb.
In a little baby child's voice.
It's so weird.
It's so weird.
It's so weird. It's not creepy. It's just like, what? So, like, like, it's like, it's like, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, it's not, it's their, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi. the. the. theat, theat, theope.a.a.a.a. the.a.a.a. theope. the. theacon mimics the voices of people in the movie, to like get them
to do something, like, or to pretend to be a cop or something, but in this it's just like,
did he think that Mrs. O'Grady would believe him to be a small child trapped in that suitcase?
She did? She did.
He says, I can't breathe. Please ththe suitcase. I'm going to suffocate.
What? Who wrote this? Oh my god, the dialogue in this fucking movie.
It's like they didn't know we were also watching it and felt they had to describe everything to us.
Or just like we had no ability to like read subtext. Yeah.
Like later in the movie the kid is like, he's so easily sidetracked. Like always, Itake care of it and get him back on the job. You have to fucking spell that out
for me I'm not that stupid. Your husband throw again oh my god oh my the kid
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A little neck breaks.
Then he, what's he do, he beats the shit out of Mr. O'Grady.
I guess. I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know. He just like whoops his ass.
Yeah, he leaves him alive, clearly, because he's in a rest home later. I just have a note that says, the wee people have that says, that says, that says, that says, that says, that says, that says, that, that, that, that, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the the, thi, the, the, the, the, thi, he's thi, he's thi, he's thi, he's their, he's their, he's their, he's their, he's, he's their, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea, thi, thi, thi, thi the we people have their magical ways. That's dialogue in this movie. Yeah another line of dialogue is right after that
where the leper con says to Mr. Grady, where did you get that? Regarding a
four-leaf clover, which I understand to be like not that rare. No, but apparently
not. No. If you have a clover patch you can probably find one. As long as you believe, do you believe Katie. You just just theto believe. Nah. It's very whimsical for my tastes.
For instance, dropping the secret on our heads later this would be.
But O'Grady has hid the gold from the lepricon and trapped him in a box.
Right.
And the lepragon is like joking and trolling him through the crate, but like, he just has to put a four-leaf clover on it
and that said he can't get out. He put a four-leaf clover and there's like you
can never move this dog like a strong breeze yeah or a spider who has other
inclinations is gonna take that thing away. Absolutely also I think at some point it'll just turn into nothing.
Sure yeah yeah that's what's how biodegrading works. Yeah, come on O'Grady. So fortunately it doesn't make it that long because 60 years later, I think?
It was 10. No, it can't be 10. Yeah, they say it's 10 years. No, the first thing happened in the
40s. Or am I thinking of next week? They make a point to be like, oh, this house has been unoccupied for 10 years.
Oh, okay, well, I have had a very confusing week.
We're recording four episodes in the space of seven days, so I'm very messed up.
Don't forget to also include we're in the middle of a pandemic and everything else going
on.
Yeah, that's also true.
Any brain slip-ups?
Totally understandable. My brain is just a dumpster fire.
Yeah, yeah. That's leaking water. Yeah. Like how is it wet?
How is it wet? I'm just like, ah, what's going on? Why are you wet and on fire?
Okay, so 10 years later, Jennifer Aniston and her dad moving in.
And she meets the handyman or the painter.
And is immediately DTF.
He looks like a shit-ass Kevin Bacon.
Sure.
Throughout my notes, I refer him only as Kevin Sausage,
which is not even funny.
That's how shitty the pandemic is.
Tell that to the guy who just laughed at that.
Oh, Alan, these people know you laugh at everything.
They've complained.
He also looks like a low-rent Lorenzo Lamas.
Yes, absolutely.
He's a triple-L-Lorent Lorenzo Lamas.
That would be an almost impossible thing for Tom Brokaw.
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Well, whatever.
Anyway, it's gone.
Most people don't know that, too, you know.
Oh, I'm going to drop a joke on you later. That's for no one.
I can't wait.
I can't wait. Jennifer Anniston says to him, this is the 90s. Women are treated equal. And I felt, Jennifer Aniston, you know that's not true.
Oh my God. She doesn't have the Rachel yet.
No, she's very long, straight hair. It looks nice.
But that somehow is still voluminous.
Yeah, it's got a lot of volume for how heavy it looks.
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multiple things about this movie that I'm like A, okay she got more work from
this, weird. B, they franchised this. I cannot believe there were more movies.
After the other movies that we've done, yeah.
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We're better than this movie significantly. I would I would take in space every fucking day of the week
Over having to watch this movie again. I think I would say the same but for in the hood. Yeah, yeah, because at least it was silly.
Yeah, exactly. This wasn't even silly. No. Also, I thought I didn't like Jennifer Anniston.
Really?
And then I remembered how funny she is in office space while I was watching this movie.
And I was like, okay, fine, I like her.
She's amazing.
So I was wrong.
She's also great in the dumpling.
Oh, yeah, people liked that.
Yeah, it's really nice. It's a nice. I have to watch the leprechaun, two in the hood again. Leprecon in the hood, back in the hood too?
I don't know.
Lebercon two and a half.
So along with the hunk comes Francis, from Peewee's Big Adventure.
I love Francis.
He's great.
And then a little kid.
Who is like way too fucking precocious and like the wrong kind of precocious. So I was reading up about this movie and while watching this movie I was like oh this is like critters. Critters. With the
little kid that hangs out with like the like challenged older guy who's
helping his dad around the farm. I don't even remember what critters was
about. Critters is the the little balls with big mouths that land on earth on a farm and... Oh vaguely. And the
like space, the bounty hunters are coming to find them and the one looks like
a rock star. Yeah, all right. I mean that's no, but yes.
This was totally inspired by Critters. The guy was like I want to make a movie
like Critters. Huh. That's why the Lepercon is little.
Yeah.
And that's like these two characters.
Wow.
It's so weird.
To be like, see critters.
It's be like seeing like a fourth generation like D-beat band and being like, that's what
I want to do.
And then also to have so much more success than the original the original the original. Yeah. Because it's not like there's a Critters 12 or whatever, like there is for Leprechon. Yeah. To my knowledge, a Critters movie does not have
its own sequel. Right, right. So yes, so that's that's our cast of characters. Right.
And Dad, Dad. I can't even close my eyes and picture Dad. And I watched this last night.
Dad looks like, all right, this is going to be an equally ridiculous reference. He looks like the hunky son of the grandpa from Silent Night Deadly Night.
Oh my god, how on earth would I remember that? That was episode nine or something. That grandfather is
burned into my memory. I have no idea what you're even talking about. Oh, there's the beginning of the movie the little kid, it doesn't matter matter. No, I don't want to do this. I don't want to re-litigate silent night, deadly night.
Our worst episode we ever made.
So they, so Francis opens the crate.
Francis opens the crate.
Francis has another name, but we're just, I assume, going to call him before. opens the crate and Warwick Davis shoots out of it and shouts,
I'm back to a man who's never seen him before.
I love the whole thing with like before he like gets the crate or removes the
four-live clover which makes the crate erupt.
You keep seeing shots of the lefricon inside of the crate going,
eh?
He's just very like, maybe?
Maybe?
Apparently Warwick Davis did this movie because he was on a downturn after Willow.
Oh, God he was a baby though.
I know.
Tiny baby.
Yeah.
I honestly, he's kind of killing in this movie for what they give him to do.
He's running around in those heels which look impossible to run in.
For sure.
He's giving it all the like presents that that the. Yeah, for what they're giving him. Which is literally nothing. He's wearing that shade on his teeth.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
He also in this movie, I can I cannot remember if he has it in other movies.
He has like finger magic where he like points at things and then it should like a green
spark out of it, like a Harry Potter. Yeah, I think that's one thing that's specific to to to to to to to that's that's that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's that's that's that's to be to be that's specific to be that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to be sa. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that's specific that thii. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that that that that that that that that that that to this movie, that and the like fascination with shoes. Yeah, is that a legend about leprocons that they're compelled to shine shoes or something?
Maybe I'm not as well versed in lep lore as I should be.
But like, either the movie or the legend. For sure. Yeah. I know that that's like a,
that's a thing that some little like sprites around your house have to like fix your shoes and stuff. Huh. But like I wasn't sure if they just assigned that to the lepricon so
they could have that dramatic shoe tossing scene. Yeah it's never really
explained. No. Also like that's shoe, well I can't wait to get to that shoe
tossing team. So Francis and Little Boy whose name is I'm sure is like Alex. Andrew or Kevin Alex like I said.
Kevin. They eventually find the gold. Yeah and somehow Francis swallows one of
the coins. Yeah which seems so innocuous at the time. At this point to they have not the, I was
I'm the werewolf it's not a werewolf the leperricon has gotten out yeah and he says to Francis you only got away because me powers are
weak which like he's just narrating for our benefit like we couldn't figure that
out like they couldn't just have him like try to shoot a thing and have it
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Wouldn't that help?
He tells us everything.
It's like they knew the movie wasn't going to be long enough, so we're like, well, what
have you said everything?
Everything that's happening?
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Yeah.
The man and his brother,
who is like 32 years younger than him.
I was like, that's definitely your illegitimate child and your parents pretended it was your brother.
Right, like that's definitely his kid, don't you think?
I could not figure out anyone's relation to anybody in this movie.
They say their brothers, I just don't believe it.
It did not feel like Jennifer Aniston had any affection for her father whatsoever?
No.
And it didn't really feel like she had much affection for a Kevin Saus sausage. Can we call him?
What is his name?
Something better than that.
Nathan.
Well, it turns out Kevin's sausage is actually better than that.
Nathan's hot dogs?
So yes, they are, Ozzy, Francis swallows the gold coin.
Yeah, and Francis is a consummate liar.
He's always making up stuff about aliens landing,
which is also a thing from critters, the guy and that also does that.
That does sound vaguely familiar. So no one believes him when he's like, it's all a lippricon.
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It's like, my brain's fine. Francis is like, just wants to have enough money to buy comics every week.
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see where you're to what you're explaining like the well get enough money to
fix your brain and he's like well I'm smart. Well he's like yeah but you know
everybody makes fun of you and they're like no they don't. It's like behind your back. Yeah that was they they they they they they they they they they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't th th. No th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No they don't they don't th. Yeah. No. No th. No th. No th. No th. No th. No th. No th. No th. No th. No th. No th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I th, behind your back. Yeah, that was cruel. That's unnecessarily cruel.
I never want to know if people are making fun of me behind.
I assume they are, but I never want to know if people are.
Yeah, same.
Same.
Oh, man.
Oh, my.
Oh, to say it to my face so I have something concrete to think about when I lay awake at night, you know? 100% agree. Did you like Jennifer Anniston saying I know
what it feels like when a man caresses my leg in front of her father? 100%?
Yeah. Did you like the idea that a man was hiding underneath of a truck and
rubbing her leg and she was like, Nathan? When he had clearly walked behind her.
Nathan? Also he was a giant he wasn't fitting under that truck. Nathan!
Stop getting fresh. He was a giant. He wasn't fitting under that truck. Nathan. Nathan.
Stop getting fresh.
So, she gets scratched by the thing that's rubbing her leg, which we all know is the lepriconged
there going, ha ha ha ha.
He's so fucking pervy.
He is so fucking pervy.
But I guess he always is, to be fair.
I was going to say I think he's pretty pervy in space as well.
Yeah, definitely.
And remember he has the zombie fly girls?
Wasn't he fucking people to death?
I think he was, asking people to death.
I think he was as somebody else.
Or am I thinking of?
Or am I thinking of Hellraiser?
There's a lot of fucking people to death to death to death to death to death tothe lepricon runs off after he scratches Jennifer Aniston. Yeah. She probably has a name too right?
Torrey. Jennifer Aniston. The one the only Jennifer Aniston. Is that a nod to Tori Spelling? What's going
on? Oh, I, oh no, yeah, 1993, yeah. You watch Privileile's 902-0? When it was on? Yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That and what was the other one? Melrose plays. I fucked with that show too. It's a little too adult for me. Because you would have been nine in 93? Yeah, this
is the same year as Jurassic Park. High highs and low lows for 93. So Francis has said that there's a
lepricon. Nobody believes him and they keep finding animals to blame the sounds on instead.
And Dad puts his hand into like a hole thinking it's a kitten. Up to his like fucking shoulder.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the cat noise is literally this.
Meow.
Meow.
It's clearly a person just saying it.
It's clearly a person.
Also, like, I wouldn't be that surprise for a cat to attack your hand.
to tack your hand to the hand to attack your hand, if you put it in that you corner in a log is going to bite you. I would bite you if you quartered me in a log. One hundred. But he gets a really good hand wound out of
it. He does. It looks great. Yeah. Yeah. And if anyone thought that was an
animal bite, it's the perfect shape of a human mouth. Yeah, right. Just a
tiny human mouth. I think in the next scene that we see him he is, oh no no, no, first they have to have Chekhov's distributor cap. Shit.
When they have to take dad to the hospital, and Alex has to hop out, open the hood,
jiggle the distributor cap.
Question. Go. Why don't they take the jeep?
What's this now?
Where they could all fit comfortably?
Five people.
Who now?
Why do they never take the Jeep? Oh what? Yeah.
And then we see the lepricon on a tricycle just cackling.
It like busts out of a barn, hauling ass on a tricycle.
I loved that. That was legit funny. That was really funny.
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Like, when did he have the time?
So, they go into town to go to the hospital, to take dad to the hospital.
Yeah.
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Oh, that's true.
Really for a hand wound?
Maybe insurance was different in 93, but now they like, just treat your hand wound in the
parking lot, slough a fucking Hello Kitty bandaid on it and call it a day.
They rubbed dirt and kick in the ass.
Yeah, walk it off. $1,000. Our international listeners are like, what's this now?
Jennifer Aniston and Kevin Sausage go to get lunch at the diner. Thank you for humoring me with that. I find it enjoyable. Thank you.
And they are supposed to meet back up with Ozzy and Alex. Right.
Francis and Alex. But in the meantime, Francis and Alex take their gold coin
to the town's take their gold coin.
To the town's toy appraiser, man?
Collectible Joe.
Collectible Joe.
Yeah, I like collectible Joe.
Sometimes the suspenders are undone in the back and then suddenly they're done again.
It's like they didn't even fucking try.
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So here is-
Why didn't they re-shoot that?
The best part is that like you could tell that they shot scenes at different times that
are interspaced with each other, because it's definitely like off, on, off, on.
So here's my fun fact about Collectible Joe.
Yeah.
Do you remember the show Newhart?
Yeah.
He is one of the Darrells.
I'm Larry and this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl.
Yeah, he's one of the Darrells.
Oh, well, that's weird.
Fun fact for all of you, old people. Is that the joke you were expecting to not land? Yes.
Okay.
Because it did not land.
Yeah.
You're like, what?
What?
What?
Thank you, I.m.D.B.
tocom.
But it was like, I have seen that leprecon when he shows up, because maybe
he doesn't know about the lepricon's urge to bite. I love the lepricon's thing of showing up
in something you're going to open. Yes, that's a big thing that happens, I think, in all three
of the movies we've seen, and I do like it. That one was a ninja.
Collectible Joe is going to open his safe to look for something.
And he opens it, a lepricon's like,
Ha! It's how he does do, it's very like, ta-da!
For my next trick!
I also really appreciate the lepricon's commitment to hand-to-hand combat.
Because he does not use a weapon in this movie.
It's for sure.
He's tiny.
Yeah, no lightsaber in this one.
No, he's just biting people and kicking people.
And you're like, what the fuck?
I also appreciate their love of making Lucky Charms jokes.
But then when they're going to actually have a box of lukecharms, to call it like Lucky Chucky or something. Do they? I thought it was Lucky Charts.
No, it was something else because I'm sure Lucky Charms would sue the fuck out of them
if they put a box of Lucky Charms in this movie. That's fair. My brain may have just
turned it into Lucky Charms like an optical illusion where it's only half a man's it fills it in. Is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It in. It in, I I I I I I I I I I th. It in, I th. It th. It, I'm th. It, I'm th. It, I'm thi, I'm th. It, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I I I I'm sure, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I th. It, I I th. It, I th. It, I th. It, I th. It, I th. It, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thi. I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure on a cow or a bucks a lucky charms but it was definitely like lucky chocolate
or something like it was like but it was in the same font and rainbow and all
that shit but it was so like so many lucky charms jokes that's fair because
when he eats it he's like blah blotts it out dry lucky charms are no
no no the dry marshmallows are fine though you think so you think so
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on one of those.
It's like styrofoam?
It's like, it feels like biting chalk.
Look at this, I'm getting goosebumps thinking about it.
You're so repulsed.
Yeah, it's just a very like, huh?
Wow. he could let him melt on your tongue. Can we talk about how he kills collectible Joe? Please. He pogo sticks him to death. He sees the pogo stick and is like, oh it's on.
Yeah, he's like this is a good way to kill a man.
Collectible Joe does not really fight back. He does not fight back because his suspenders is undone.
Once that happens, your day's roved. You give up, yeah. I felt like this was a missed th a this was a missed this was a missed this was a missed this was a missed this was felt like this was a missed opportunity for song placement.
In 1993, putting House of Pain to jump around in this scene would have been perfection.
Instead, Leopicon says, he'll bounce back in no time, which obviously you won't because
you just pogo stick to the death.
So like, it's not even a good pun.
I would hurt like shit to get hit in the sternum with a pogo stick.
I imagine.
Yeah.
Especially, yeah.
You've ever pogo sticked?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I guess that was of your era.
Ha ha ha ha.
Papap's pogo.
With your hoop and the stick that you would roll down the street. Pogo balls were dangerous. Yeah, yeah. You know when you squeeze a kickball
through a plastic hoop. And tell kids to jump on it. Jump on it. My elementary
school best friend definitely broke her arm on one of those. Oh wow. I think she
may have been jumping on it with a broken arm and then broke the other arm,
if I recall correctly, good job Lauren. At the store, Leppercon finds tiny truck. It is actually deeply funny.
It's so good because it's like a low-low rider. Yeah, and the score when he's driving it is really great.
When he's driving and it gets pulled over, I was losing my mind because I'm like, why would this guy, this lepricon, know to pull over? Yeah, right. Although, to be fair, he is 600 years old. He is, but like, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, like, like, th guy, this lepricon, know to pull over? Yeah, right, right.
Although, to be fair, he is 600 years old.
He is, but like, yeah, I guess it was just 10 years
that he was in his box, but it was still like,
he gets on the radio, and he's like,
what I'm 12, one, I'm 12, you gotta do what?
to watch at some
point.
Well, at least he has a genre.
Yeah.
So, yeah, the lepergon gets pulled over and then chases the cop through the woods for
literally no reason.
And then, the cop throws the baton at him for no fucking reason too. It's like, you're fucking dips shit, why are you doing this?
I did appreciate it that way first see the cop is eating a donut.
Oh yeah, ACAB.
Do you think every time a cop sees that and it's like, mother fuck, come on! I don't know, why don't you ask the cops in my neighborhood who are always at the Sinocoe eating tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th th th th tho th tho tho that and that that and thin, thin, thin, and thin, thin, I thin, I thi, I thi, I thin, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I th th th th th th th th th th th th th that, I th that, I that, I that, I that, and that, and I that, and I that, and that, and that that that that that that to that thin, to to to to thin, that thin, that that that that th Sinoco eating the day old donuts from Patty Cake. You know what I mean? It's true. Don't do it if you don't want us to think that. I like how we're like
stereotypes are wrong but also cops love donuts. Oh here's a note that I have. Remember when
Avion was fancy? Oh yeah yeah. She just wants a watercrest salad and an Evian. And they don't have that here.
She's a vegetarian.
She doesn't eat the flesh of an animal.
Yeah.
So she's very familiar with this group of people.
This is the first day she's met them.
Sure.
And later in the movie, she's like, I am so sick of you doing this.
And it's like, you an intense relationship though. It has.
Although I just think Kevin's sausage is not worth this. No. Especially when he does
the thing of like, oh you're vegetarian wearing leather shoes. Yeah, right.
Come on. Come on, come on, guy. Come on, Kevin sausage. Oh, the cereal is called Lucky
Clovers when he's eating that's what it is. She also in some of these scenes was wearing a very large engagement ring and I don't know why.
Oh really? Yeah. Maybe any lost plot point they can marry during this day.
So they go back to the house and it's been torn apart. Yeah. But all of their shoes are lined up and shined.
He was shining swatheed shoes. I don't think you could do that.
And Kevin's sausage is like, clearly it was a bear.
Sir? And yet she still is like, I'd fuck him. Yeah, yeah, he's clearly very stupid.
She walks out and she goes, because she's like, I'm done, I'm out of here.
She walks out, she goes, it's too dark out there. Get in your car. It's literally right there. I can see it through the window.
Ma'am, you have to leave.
Is this when Kevin, or Kevin,
Kevin Sausage goes outside and get stuck at a bear trap?
Yes, but you also see their truck as three guys who paint,
thrown that day?
No, but the trick is covered th paint. The truck is covered in paint brush marks. Yeah, who's doing that? What are you guys
do? It's got to be, it's got to be Francis. Jennifer Aniston is also briefly
covered in paint and I was like, why? That's great in the way that it just like the humorous thing in Raising Arizona where, Nicholas Cage, have a woody woodpecker tatoe, tta, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, th, th, th, th, the th, th, th, the th, th, th, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I've, and I've, the the their, they, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, they, they, it, it, it, it, it, it, they, it, it, they, it, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, and I I I, and I I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I've, and I've, and I've, they, they, they, tho, tho, they's they's got, thoooooo, they's got thoooooo, they, they, they, they, th seen Raising the, I have not. Oh, Nicholas Cage has a Woody Woodpecker tattoo on his bicep that moves from
arm to arm throughout the movie and it's like it does it so much you're like
oh that's funny. Yeah and that's how her paint marks are they just keep
moving all over her arms. She's like he's like teaching her how to paint and he's like, he's like thi th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thu-like, thu-like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi's like, thi's like, thi's like, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thr-a, thr-s, thr-s, like, like, like, to paint and he's like, yeah, just go up and down. Oh, you're a natural. Like, any fucking person with a hand can do that.
Ugh.
Was that supposed to be like a sexy thing?
I think it was a little like ghost, but throwing a pot is actually sexy maybe?
Not meogging a house.
Yeah, yeah, that is significantly less sexy. a sexy scene of Mr. Miyagi and Daniel Laruso, painting the house.
That I'd watch. Oh no. So the lepricon is doing a bit of rhyming in this because he rhymes bare trap with stupid sap. Yeah. Yeah. You look like a stupid sap. You know that I was like, am I got to get it?
Am I going to get my, my line that I know never actually appears
in a lepricon movie that I have forced me into my brain that it does?
When did you know, when did you begin to know that it wasn't real?
I don't, I mean, I just assume that my trash memory just isn't bringing up facts anymore.
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movie. You'd be living in a hole if it will get me gold. Maybe that's in the hood, or maybe you just told me it is. I don't know. But he just like straight runs out at them.
After he's stuck in the bear trap. Yeah, and they all start beating him with like sticks and stuff.
It is like very bizarre for a horror movie. And then they blast him with a shotgun and he goes
flying backwards, it's distressing. And a lot of green blood pours out of him.
Yeah. And so Kevin Sausage fires all of the ammunition into the bushes and then
it's like I shot him a billion times. What are you talking about? So they're getting ready to leave. And of course the truck won't turn over. Alex, you got to get out. Send the child the child the child the child the child the child the child the child the child the child the child the child the child the child the child the child?. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. their. their. their. their. their. to. their. their. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the. the the. the the. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. ttttttr. tttttttttttttttttt. their. the truck won't turn over and they're like Alex you got to get out. Send the child out are you out of your fucking mind?
This their treatment of this child is so confusing like why do they not send
him to call 911 when the they're attacking him attacking the lepricon why do they send the why do they send the why do they send the theynton. the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. their their their their their their their their their their treatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreat. treatment. treatment. treatment. treatment. treatment. treatment. treatment. treatment. treatment. treatment. treatment. treatment. treatment. they. they. the, okay, Francis. You know what I mean? Why not send the kid in the house where he'll be safe
and can make a call and someone will believe him.
It's infuriating.
This is so much, this movie is,
could have also been called Monday morning quarterback.
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why did he have those wires in his mouth?
Why? Why? He's just going, ah!
With a bunch of wires in his mouth.
Why?
It's such a tick!
Did you make the note lep under the hood?
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He then jumps through the windshield and bites Francis in the fucking ear,
which he had threatened to do somebody to somebody earlier. I'll bite your ear off.
And make a shoe out of it. Tiny tiny shoe I guess. Yeah, he loves to bite.
Biting is his fang.
And then Tori does something that I would think would be akin to a house phone for a lot of people?
Because she brings out the car lighter and lights his nose up with it.
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
Cars don't have those anymore?
No.
Also, they don't work unless the car is running, right?
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Yeah.
I can see that you can have the battery without the distributor cap.
But also, the problem here is that they're parked right next to the Jeep and you can see it in the shot.
the whole point is they're trying to escape. For sure. She just drives away and leaves them.
Why didn't they get in the car with her?
Well, they don't know.
Because they just had to throw those shoes?
They could have thrown them from the Jeep.
That's right.
They're great plan.
They're great plan. So our plan to get out of here is to throw shoes so they'll have to clean them. Yeah, it must just be a compulsion.
I don't know.
It's so weird.
So they end up back in the house and she says to, uh, it, the story about them finding
the gold comes to light.
And she's like, just tell me about the gold and then there's a spin wipe and then it's like, okay, that's where the gold is. I was so proud of this movie for that.
Why?
Because I felt like they tell you everything else.
I thought we were going to have to relive the beginning of this movie.
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and the door. I liked that actually, yeah. And then the... It's a very strong door.
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Mm-hmm.
Why is the well glowing green?
I was like, oh, he's definitely going to come up in the bucket, right?
Right. No, he just teleports.
So I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know if the clover patch thoomorrow.
the cobeyed the co in the well make the clover patch grow?
What? No, that can't be.
Of course none of this can be, hennet.
I like that during that conversation they have outside the well too, she does not run away.
She stands there and listens to him.
I'd be like, fuck off.
Because she's like, well, if I give him his gold back, everything will be fine. Yeah.
He'll leave us alone.
Yeah.
And he says, me golden delicious gold, but why?
Why is it?
Why?
Because you bite gold to see if it's real.
Yeah.
Don't say.
Don't, don't give this movie the credence that you feel it deserves.
Because you're going there's a coin missing.
Right. Because it's inside of Francis. Right. Also, get the fuck over yourself. 99 is enough gold coins.
For sure. But we know that he's got problems where he has to, like, he has compulsions.
And he's, you know. Okay, I guess I should be more understanding.
He's got a clean shoe, so he has to have a hundred pieces of gold
he comes back into the house and he's like popping out of the fridge and
popping out of cabinets why does he grab Kevin sausage by the penis because it's
funny yeah the only reason also his reflexes are for shit that guy
he just cannot dodge anything.
He cannot fire when it's time to fire.
They're opening the cabinet and he's like, hey!
It's almost like he wanted a lepricot to grab his paper.
Yeah, he knew it was going to happen and he wanted it.
Grosso.
Also in that scene, Leper says, we're cooking now, kids, like a baby Freddy Kruger Jr.
Like, it's so bad.
Teddy Kruger!
When he comes down the chimney and he's like, I ain't no Santa Claus.
Yeah, no shit, Dick Whistle.
We can all see you're not Santa Claus?
Right.
But a visually impaired person would not necessarily know that he was not Santa Claus,
I guess. Did you like when the lepacon gets knocked down, we see that he has an elastic weight
band? I did not, but I like that quite a bit.
Oh, stretchy pants. He's got his comfy's on. When I get my gold back, I'm going to put on like 10 pounds.
So, yeah. He can create things out of thin air, I guess. Like what? Well, like... Sorry, I mean to say that. It's such disdainainainainainainainainainainainainainainain dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis dis, that's that's like, that's like, I, I, I'd that's like, I'd that's like, I'm that's like, I'm that, I'm that's that's like, I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'm like, I'm like, I'd like, I'd like, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's like, I'd like,to say that such disdain to you. So
there's the sea where he's like riding down the hallway on a skateboard? Yeah.
I was like, why would the O'Grady's have a skateboard? That's a good question. I do have
that note, why? And whose is it? theymead, he's just out there's got the skateboard and then I thought he was like, oh maybe he made
the tricycle because later he's on roller skates.
I liked when he was on roller skates.
Me too.
Yeah.
But why is the skateboard?
I don't know.
It's a good question.
And then, Danifer Allison goes to make a phone call and gets, she says, help us we're trapped inside of here. Inside of where, madam?
Gets pissed off, rips the phone off the wall.
The phone is just hanging on a nail.
Yeah.
There's no box with a cord attached to this phone.
I have found out why you can't call anyone.
Right, right.
But he also puts his fingers through the phone like, um, like another baby Freddy Kruger. I loved that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get th, I th, I th th th th th thi gets. Gets. Gets thi gets gets. Gets. Gets thi gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets. Gets. Gets. Gets. Gets. Gets. Gets. Gets. Gets. Gets. Gets. Gets. Gets. Gets. Gets. Get. Get. Get. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. Get thi. Get thi. Get thi. Get thi. Gets thi. Gets thi. Gets thi. Gets thi. Gets thi. Gets thi. Gets thi. Gets puts his fingers through the phone like like another baby Freddy Kruger. I loved that. I bet you did. I thought it was
so funny because the hand just kind of comes out and the fingers don't move.
The hand just rotates towards their room. Yeah. It's very much a rip though, a
Nightmare on Elm Street. A hundred percent. Also did you feel like Francis could have just pooped in this movie would have been over like he's like oh my god how are we gonna handle this
like just wait till he shits it out find a place to hold up he'll shit it out
and it'll be okay clink right on the bottom of the toilet
leprecicon reverend of the prunes yeah yeah just give him some
cannot think of what the word is for a pill
that makes you poop. A laxative. That's it, my wet dumpster fire brain. Did you
like when he was riding on the roller skates, the leproskates, the leproskine, this is,
the he I'm speaking of, and he goes to the fence and leaves a leprecon shaped hold the fence? I loved it. I absolutely th thoed thoed thoed it. thoed thoed it. thoed it. thoed thoed it. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoom. thoom. That thoom. That thoons. That thoom. That's thoom. That's thoom. That's that that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he that he that he that he that's that's that's that he th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's the, the, the. That's the. That's the. That's the. That's the. That's thea thea thea theanananananananananananan's thea thea thea' thea' thea' thea' the. pole in the fence. I loved it. I absolutely loved it. Do you love how there was a retail establishment there
called Chillview Center which should absolutely be a weed store? Wasn't that
the retirement home? Oh was it? Oh! Chill View Center is the chilvue
center? Nice. Yeah brak on then the chill view center. I like how the security guard
was sleeping in front of a book that just had written room
numbers in the largest font you could ever see.
It's like, is he hard of, is he visually impaired?
This scene is the most, your players aren't figuring out in Call of Cthuloo the thing that
you need them to figure out, so they put the dead body in the elevator so you can find
to him. Yeah, right. Because the lepricon pulls an old bait
and he's pretending to be O'Grady even though no one's head is as big as the lepricons
and it should have been a dead giveaway. Right. And it also is a dead giveaway when someone's
sitting in a chair with her back to you and they don't turn around. Yeah.
So she goes into elevator, oh great he is on top the elevator somehow bleeding to death. She's like we got to get you down from there and he's like no it's too late now. Too late? Oh Grady? How do you
know? And then he says like Irish stuff Irish stuff. You gotta get a four-leaf
clover. And she's crying? Yeah. And the fake tears that they put on her face that are like nowhere near her eyes. It's just not a path that they would tak now. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to their to their to their to to their to to to to to to to to be their their their to be that they've put on her face that are like nowhere near her eyes It's just not a path that they would take
Yeah, oh my god
Also for some reason when she's in the nursing home all the camera starts just filming from an angle again a nightmare in Elm Street. Yeah, it's very strange that they just decided mid-film that he should briefly be Freddy Kruger and then they were like, you know what this isn't working? Let's not redo it. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th??? the the the the the the the th th thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thea' thearnearne' the' the' the' they's they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu the thu the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their the should briefly be Freddy Kruger. And then they were like, you know what, this isn't working? Let's not redo it, let's just keep going.
Yeah, I have to know what the fuck is with these crazy ankles.
Yeah, and then it just stops.
It just stops.
It just stops.
Because it's not even like a Chillview, or Chill View Center.
Why does she go to talk to Mr. O'Grady instead of just taking everyone with her?
It doesn't make a lick of sense.
Nope.
And the Leper God is following her in a wheelchair where the film is sped up.
A lot of his film is sped up.
I like all his vehicle uses though.
But he's in that wheelchair for a while. So silly. Then he says to her, little girl shouldn't
look for four leaf clovers. But why? But why? But why? Did you like when she stabbed
the lepricon in the eye with a baton? I did like that and then I really liked when he
took the eye to replace it? I thought that was very good. It's very funny.
He also just keeps getting shot and like passing out for a little bit and then he
must just wake up off camera and be fine.
So Kevin Sausage comes running out of the house and he goes, Tori we heard your screams.
Yeah I figured.
Fucking sausage.
And the lebrecon says to him,
how's your leg and just kicks him?
Which is funny.
So they're all looking for the four-leaf clover.
And Jennifer's like, oh, we're never going to find it and Francis
is like, you just got to believe.
All right, Tim McGraw, calm down.
No, Tug-Magraul.
Who?
Tug-Magraul's thing you've got to believe?
I don't know who that is.
The baseball player, he was a baseball man.
I don't know I've never heard of it. No. He's Tim McGraw's uncle.
Who is Tim McGraw?
The country and western man.
I don't know him either.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
How do you know him?
Tug-Magra was on the Phillies at the same time that Mike Schmidt was on the
films.
Yeah.
Yeah. Best response to the nickname the tugger.
I mean, is there another response to the nickname the tugger?
Ooh.
Fair.
So, they find a fourly clover, of course, because they believe.
Alex wraps it in bubble, or wraps it around bubble gum and shoots it down the lepricon's throat with his slingshot.
Yes, and says, fuck you lucky charms. Which is pretty good for a kid. I guess that to
a kid. You love a vulgar child. Sure, of course, who doesn't? It's like a smoking
monkey and a vulgar child? I'm in heaven. Wow, that's a buddy
comedy that would be great to watch. The effect of him dying is so silly. Oh yeah, and it goes on for so long.
And that's not even his death.
No.
No.
But he is reminiscent of Child's Play 2, Melty Chucky.
That's true.
Yeah, he is.
You're right.
And they all say to each other, we did it!
Kevin Sausage is forgetting to limp.
And then Nathan, Nathan pours gasoline into the well and lights on fire.
And I was like, is this their water source for these?
I know.
Do you know how expensive it is?
Have a well dug?
Very expensive.
And then the cop show up.
And that's the end of the movie.
Would it blow up like that if you poured gas in it?
Yeah, you'd you'd you'd the, you'd the, you'd the, you'd the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, in it? Yeah, you'd get that initial explosion for sure.
Her dad's like, I go to the hospital for one fucking night.
You ruin our water supply.
I'm the water supply.
My last note?
Yeah.
My last note is, I think I know Robert Gorman.
Theauk.
Thoen.
the credits. And then I was like, oh no, I'm just thinking of Roger Quarman. Rating space? I guess. I mean, oh, we be living in the phase. No, rating space? This movie was a pile of shit and I can't believe a sequel, let alone a quadricle, whatever the fuck it is at this
point was made off of this.
It's shocking.
It really is, because, but I can believe it because it cost a million dollars to make and
made almost nine in the theater.
Yeah, wow.
Yeah, because it was 1993 and people would, I guess, literally watch anything.
Because it's legit bad. And I am very forgiving of
some very bad movies. Particularly, you're particularly forgiving of bad
dialogue, which this movie is just swimming in. It's not giving me anything, like it's
it's not, um, neon maniacs is no like Shakespearean film. Are you sure?
I thought it was a remake of the 12th Night.
Reimagining.
But it's, it's so joyful and there's no joy in this movie for me.
There's some funny parts, but it's not joyful.
Interesting. And it's not so bad that it's enjoyable. It's just like
middle of the road. Yeah, you made a movie. Three? Are you asking me or telling
me? Three. I'm going to be a little more generous to this movie than you were.
Because I really did find parts of it very funny. Okay. Like a leprogon riding a tricycicle cackling is very funny to me. I couldn't tell if parts of it were intentionally
bad. Right, right. Like the dialogue being that bad. It couldn't have been that bad on
purpose. But I guess the fact that I can't tell means it's that bad. I'm gonna give it a four. Okay. But I would never watch it again. No. It's terrible. the the the thiiiiiiiii the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's that's that that that thi thi that that that th. I th. I th. I th. I can't th. I can't the. I can't the. I can't the. I can't th. I can't th. I can't th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi te tele tel tel. I could tel tel. I could tel. I could tel. I could tel. I tel. I could tel. I tel. I t bad. I'm going to give it a four, but I would never watch it again. No.
No, it's terrible. Whereas I could be convinced to watch one of the other ones
that we've seen. If someone said to me right now, do you want to watch
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Second build in this film. I fucking forgot about that. That's so good.
So, um, thank you, abstract toga. Yeah, thank you. You're cool, this movie sucks.
I hope you enjoyed us shiting on this movie. Katie.
Katie. Alan. Can I take you to a little place this movie. Katie. Alan.
Can I take you to a little place that I like to call?
Mailbag.
Please do.
That was for the people in the garden.
You're working hard over there.
I put out a request as I do when we record for people to send us stuff from a mail bag.
This came in today from a Brooke Elk. Brokale says, would you please cover Sleep Away Camp? Oh, you know.
Should we?
At some point, but I, like, that is a problematic-ass movie.
Oh boy.
Yeah. It's a bonkers film.
I feel like that's almost like a movie that we should have a guest episode with someone
who can speak to the themes in that movie, more articulately than I can. You mean to defend the movie's treatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreat the movie's the movie's the the the the threatreatreatreatreatreatreatreatreat to the themes in that movie more articulately than I can.
You mean to defend the movie's treatment of those themes or to?
I just parse it.
Because I feel like I would just like cave-man it and be like, this is bad.
And I know that's not true because I've enjoyed watching that movie.
But it's a something, it's a something. We should do it at some point. I. I it at some point. I don't know why. I like that movie.
I think it's, and the final scene, the first time I watched, I literally gasped.
I don't know why I'm like, I get this like sick feeling in my stomach about doing it though.
Because it's super transphobic.
Yeah.
That last scene is very shocking. the context of the film, you know, when you discover the... Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit,
spoilers for sleepaway camp. Yeah. Someday we'll do it. Okay. And it has nothing
to do with you, Brooke El, you're lovely, I'm sure. Brooke El, I just saw it and I
have no one to talk to you about how kind of, how many kinds of bananas it is,
except for my excellent husband who introduced me to your podcast. Thank you Mr. Mr L. Mr L. Mr L. Mr L. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. to to to to to toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to to to to to do. to to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I. I's. S. I's. S. I's. S. I's. I t. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. S. I. I'm. S. I'm. S. I'm. S. S. I'm. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. Mr. L. Mr. Brooke. I like listening to you
talk so much that I have even started listening to episodes for movies I
haven't seen because it always makes me feel better. That's very sweet. You're so
funny and I'm gonna need you to help me with this one. You're so funny and I
love when Katie gets angry as we all do. Guys. When Katie gets angry at things and and when Aalien, A4L's in A and E and an N,
is a moosh?
M-O-O-S-H?
M-O-S-H?
M-O-S-H?
M-M-O-S-Mosh?
I do like that.
She's, I don't know if that's the correct spelling of his name. I do like that. It's shiky. I like it, Brooke. So here's where this is going, oh I'll wait
for you to look at Moosh. I assume it means when I'm an emotional tear bag.
Colin's dictionary defines moosh as a term of affection towards a friend or loved one Urban Dictionary, maybe that's my place.
Oh, God, it's just going to be about sex.
It's just going to be a weird sex thing.
No, it doesn't even make any sense.
You're a moosh.
Most definitely.
Yeah.
So, here's where that tie into something that you all heard at the beginning of this episode.
What's that my dog hates your opening theme song, both the old one and the new one.
Get a new dog!
And finishes it with Watch Out for Teens.
Teens.
No, I agree with that.
Sounds like your dog has problems.
Just kidding, I'm sure your dog's lovely.
But since I'm such a lover of dogs, we have swapped out the theme song this week, with one that was given to us by Alex Van Lovey, or Alex Van Loovy.
You'd let us know, Alex.
A while ago, and I think we put it in an earlier episode, but we're dropping it in here
because hopefully the dog likes this one.
Brooke, can you write in and let us know if your dog liked that one any better?
Yeah, and if you want to send pictures of your dog along, would love to see the. Yeah. I'm still thinking about Green Room.
Hey, do you guys want to give us some money? You can do it now on our Patreon. It's just a way you can
support us. I guess you guys know what Patreon is. I don't know why I was about to explain it.
Like you're my grandmother. So for $3 a month you can be a baby wolf, and we will thank you in an episode of the main
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We might make fun of your name or the town that you live in, and we might not.
But we'll be very grateful.
For $5 a month, you can be a teen wolf where you'll get a thank you message in an episode,
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And you'll also get the rights to vote on episodes, which movies we're going to do,
which we have to figure out how to do, but we will before its time.
And there'll also be, I'm sure, other stuff, along with being a kids club member,
like buttons and things like that. Yeah, I got a zip lock back full of buttons somewhere in my house, and as soon as we find them
them, we can start sending them out. I got a button maker that I got two years ago.
Did you make all those buttons? No, oh, do we buy those? Yeah, we do. Sorry I lost them. I think I sent them out to people. I think I have I have their I have their I have their I have their I have their I have their I have their th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thin. I thin. I thin. I thin. I tip. I tip. I tip. I tip. tip. tip. I tip. tip. I tip. the. I the. I the. Yay! But yeah, so you can support us on Patreon.
That would be wonderful.
We know that money is tight for a lot of people right now, so.
Yeah.
Don't feel obligated, and also we're going to keep doing were all family owns for free until
one of us is dead.
Yeah.
But if you'd like to hear Katie's thoughts, thi. on diehard. I am very excited about action movies. Yeah. I am very excited. I'm excited.
I feel like action movies shaped me in a way similar to how horror movies did. So I'm interested
to go down that road with you. The other Alan. Yeah and explore that. I also want to do the
crank franchise at some point because I think it it was your pick and I'm ashamed of you.
We're doing the movie Pieces which is available currently on Shutter.
When I opened it I was like, is this right? Is this really what Alan picked?
From 1982, it's a, I think it's like Spanish-Italian American production pieces.
I have a lot of thoughts on this movie. I
look forward to hearing all of the next week. So go watch pieces? It's free and
shutter so. Yeah, all right, we'll get into it. Christopher George isn't it? I you know, I hate that man.
I think before this I like mildly disliked him and now I'm like full on hating Christopher
George.
So come back next week for that.
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Yeah, I definitely never took that down.
Didn't you get a virus from it? I did. I don't know if that was from logging into it though.
You might be okay if you just visit it, but actually I wouldn't recommend it.
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