Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 33- The Craft (1996)

Episode Date: June 8, 2015

Light as a feather, stiff as a board: it's time to talk about the 1996 witchcraft thriller "The Craft." Topics of importance include attempts to contact rock legends via a ouija board, the age range of people who can play high school students, Fairuza Balk being turned up to 11, an unhealthy enjoyment of smoking and the fact that maaaaybe juggalos aren't so bad.  We know a lot of you love this movie--tell us all about it on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, or on Twitter @werebulance or Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also keep your recommendations coming! We always love to hear from you. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror comedy podcast.   

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Warwulf ambulance. I'm Katie and I'm here with my friend Alan. Hi, Alan. Hello, Katie. How are you? I'm doing really well on yourself? Doing pretty good. Excellent. We slipped right back into that. It worked out well. I think it's the only thing we know. Oh, God. It's the only thing I can trust it anymore. It's all there is. It's all there is.

Is that intro? It's like a warm glove for our, uh... Warm glove sounds gross. Oh, that's right. Yeah. wet latex glove. It's the cool side of the pillow for our listeners. That's nice. That's nice. Yeah. That's just reassuring for them. Hey guys, how are you? This we could do this whole episode in NPR voices. Oh. Do you want to try that? I think I'll just get real creepy soon? Yeah, you've already kind of crossed that line. Oh, sweet Jesus. Speaking of real creepy soon. Yeah, you've already kind of crossed that line. Oh sweet Jesus.

Speaking of real creepy, this week we watched the craft, 1996, which thriller, fantasy, horror mashup, I would say. Yeah. Which? It did not have that good of a soundtrack. It had some good jams on the soundtrack. It was so 1996 and I loved every minute of it. All right, let me just get the, the, really c-tree--t. This the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.ams on the soundtrack. It was so 1996 and I loved every minute of it. All right, let me just get the shitty asshole out of the way. Go for it. So I was totally checked out of pop culture in 1996 because I was just punk and I just would have been super punk. So subversive. Yeah, yeah, just whatever. I just wanted to listen a squirt gun. And so like this movie just totally. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the th. I I I the th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, whatever, whatever, whatever, I was, I was, whatever, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just wanted the the the the th. I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, whatever. I was just, whatever. I was just, whatever. I wanted the the the the the the the the the the the the s. Just, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, like this movie just totally, I missed it. I missed the boat. And like, most of the bands, I'm like,

who the fuck are these bands? Like, meanwhile, I was 12 and believed strongly that I could probably be a witch if just like I found the right group of girls. You need your, your directions. Yeah. Yeah. Someone has to call the guardians the guardians the guardians the guardians to the guardians to call the guardians to call to call to call the guardians to call to call to call to to the guardians to to to to to to the guardians to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes. directions. Yeah. Someone has to call the guardians of the other watchtowers. You know what I mean? Like, I can't do them all.

Oh man, Witchcraft is so corny, I love it. There was like, I loved this movie. And I think a lot of women my age love this movie because it was just really, it was really formative, I think. But there were moments in watching it where I was embarrassed like of the chanting and the things they said. I was like, oh, this seemed better to me. But I can totally imagine girls in high school just like eating that shit up with a fucking fork. It was like you maybe went to the library and looked at a book on Wicca and then realized

this wasn't really what you were doing with your life, you know. I also thought that this movie was, I was like, oh man, this is probably Katie's Lost Boys. This is probably like, because I remember watching the Lost Boys and just be like, well, I just want to be a vampire in California now, like, that's what I want to do. Yeah, probably. Yeah, probably. I had really sweet, permed mullet and ride around on a motorcycle. I just wanted Big Bangs. Pressed ahead of a headband. I remember like trying that look and being like, this is not working.

I don't have this. So how do we get into this? Like, my notes are fucking ridiculous. Yeah, the first three notes I have are basically about Breck and Meyer, who appears the beginning of this movie. This movie th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, threrea. And, threa. And, threaugh, threa, threa, threa, threa, thi. I thi. I thi, I th beginning of this movie. He's also, this movie was, came out the same year as Clueless, and he was also in Clueless. Okay. The skater guy. Oh, that's where I knew that to it from.

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It's the same movie. Former President George Bush also said. Oh, really? You're kidding me. No, he referred to people speaking Mexican. Yeah. Yeah, that's the same terrible thing. So this guy this's the same. That's the same terrible thing. So this guy with a shitty surfer haircut could have been president. Weird. So this is a movie about high school.

And how bad it sucks, which seems to be a running theme in these movies. That's really getting me down. Yeah. Well, it makes me feel good because I'm 31. 31, coincidentally the same age as Rochelle, the actress who played Rochelle in this movie, she is my age. In the movie, she was your age. I mean, at the time that she played, that she played Rochelle High School Junior, presumably.

She was my age currently. That's one thing about this movie is that usually when there's a, like Dylan from Nany Lane. No, no, no, no, different type period. The guy who busted his head open in Mandy Lane, like, looked like he was 35. Yeah. But like none of the people in this movie looked excessively elderly from this. No, I think that, I think that Nev Campbell and Robin Tunney and Feruzabalk were all like 21 maybe.

Okay. Rochelle was literally like 10 years older. Look fantastic. Oh, yeah. Still looks fantastic now. Also, she has no lines for the first like 25% of this movie. She literally just stands there. So that's good. So basically this movie is about three teenage outcasts who meet up with their fourth to make a coven. The fourth being like a new girl who has a dark past,

I guess, shown to us through weird flashbacks. And they get into some witchcraft and it spirals out of their control. Right. Would you say that's fair? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That is an excellent summation. So basically they each try to like cast a spell for something that they want. Nev Campbell, Bonnie, has these burn scars all over her back. Was that ever explained? Yeah, she was in a fire. Oh, somehow. No, I don't know.

I mean, no, the ginger burrs. I assumed she was in a fire. Yeah, I didn't know where the burn scars were from the farm. I thought maybe that's that that that that that that that that, these burn scars that I got from that farm. Just a blaze, just a blaze. So she cast a spell to make herself beautiful to get rid of these scars. And then she goes through a gene therapy, which was totally disturbing.

Yeah. It seemed like something you could get a local anesthetic for. You know? Like, why was, why did she have to feel that? Yeah, it looked like a, yeah, like she was having like a combination spinal tap tattoo go over. Yeah, I was, yeah, I was thinking like a sewing machine and a tattoo. I remember watching this movie and being like, gene therapy, that's not real. It's totally real. Yeah, she goes through the therapy for the Burns and what did everybody, everyone else wish, the new girl.

Uh, Sarah. Sarah, wish that a Skeet Ulrich would not be a dick? Well, here's what's weird, because he'd already been a dick to her and then she casts a love spell on him because she's like, I know it's pathetic but I just can't get over him, which he's like, no, you should get some self-esteem se se Told the whole school that he fucked her and she was terrible. Yeah, on her like her third day of school and a new school. Um, also Skeet O'Rick's real name is Brian Ray Trout. Brian with a Y. This is, this is your internet movie database.

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Like, you say it. You've been waiting to say it. Well, she says that she doesn't like Negroids. Negroids. Why are you all time racist? Negroids. This is so weird. In Los Angeles. Yeah, it was, it was like the movie just took a turn there and was like,

whoa, what the fuck? What's happening? Yeah, because I don't like negroids. Super waspie. What? Yeah. So Rochelle wishes to not hate her, which comes back in a way that doesn't seem right. Her spell is to give her the strength to not hate those who hate her, which istotally reasonable, totally legit. And it just spirals from there in like a very disturbing scene. It gets very monkeys paw. Yeah.

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Yeah, I remember trying it at high school and yeah, much like the Ouija board, never came to fruition. We never did get in toucest with Cliff Burton. What do you want him to tell you? Just about stick-based. Just like, can you just like mouth base? Yeah, I do today, Cliff Burton. Yes, I would. Yeah, it was after they put all their wishes out into the ether that they played light as a feather, right?

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I mean, I guess it is a lot of money to them. It's a lot of money to get it one time. Yeah. Yeah, you've not. It's gone. In Los Angeles, no. the apartment and a couch. Yeah, and the two bucks that played only Connie Francis records. Yeah, it was a... I kind of wanted to party with Nancy's mom to be honest with you. Connie Francis. Oh man, she was, she was something special. Shitty stepdad dies. Skeet O'Rick is all about about it with Sarah. Yeah. A fantastically annoying level.

No one can help me. I love him. Nev gambles, burn scars start to go away. Yeah. Also a really reasonable thing to wish for it to not have burn scars all over your back. I think that's totally legit. I was bummed too because she was like, I just want to be beautiful. I'm like girl you're totally beautiful, even with those bones covered. Well, they like made her ugly by having her have greasy, center parted hair. Yeah, exactly. She just clenched over like, ah, I have to wear big sweaters and have greasy hair. And I said, oh, that's, I did that in high school too.

It's fine. Are you saying you are beautiful in high school? Yeah. All of. Marsha Brady. OK. A melody from Hey Dude, which I feel like my generation knows her better us. All of her hair starts falling out. And it's super gross. I remember the scene where she's sitting in the shower in the locker room, just pulling it out with her hands and going, it just keeps falling out. I remember being like, that's the worst thing that can happen to a person. Her scalp was all scatty. Yeah and that was all like sticking between her

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Really bunked me out. Yeah, that was really sad. Majestic man-eating animals had to die for this. And also, yeah, I don't know. I also feel like my high school friends could have never put that much time or effort into anything. No follow-through. No, like, they were working so hard at it. So they have this like crazy beach ceremony thing.

Yeah. And, maybe a mass? Yeah. Do you know that just from, Mass, maybe a mass? Yeah. Do you know that just from, um, from heavy metal. From heavy metal. And in the morning, I guess they all wake up. Yeah. Well, three of them wake up and Farozovok is walking on the water out of the ocean, which was awesome.

Nobody freaked out by it. No, they were just, they like looked scared but weren't like, hey, you're walking on water. Hey, what's going on? There was a lot of shit in this movie that no one said hey that I would have definitely said hey to. They just really, they were in so deep, you know? They really accepted that guy being run over by the truck who's running down the street with a snake as just nothing. Oh yeah, he died. He died, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's th. thi, he's just, he's just, he's th. they they they they they they they were, they were, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they th. they th. they they they they they they they's, he, he, he, he, he's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're just, he's just, he's just, he's just, thi. they're thean. they're thean. they're they're thean. they're they're just they're just thean. they're mean that's the point, isn't it, that they're like...

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It's really prominent. Is this a, this is around the time that I figured out that Nev Campbell was Canadian? Sorry. Sorry! She was ttoo. I don't understand why. She was stealing Neff Campbell's story. You think so? Yeah, she's a story thief. Yeah. Yeah, Neff Campbell's so good.

Throughout the whole movie, Skidolk is sort of chasing down Sarah and won't leave her. And it culminates with him basically trying to rape her. Uh, I forgot about that scene. It's a no good. She just kick him in the balls and run away. And Feruzabal finds him at a party at Trey's house, which is like a place you can only go in the 90s is Tray's house. And kills him. Well yeah, because we've set up earlier that they can do this like transforming themselves to look different.

Like Sarah is, she has the best magical power. She's a natural witch. Yeah, well we see her earlier earlier earlier earlier film, she's got a pencil standing on at the point and spinning, which led me to say she's Creskin, because it's a pretty amazing trick. So she at one point is, like, changing her hair color to blonde, where someone yells, you look like Lonnie Anderson? Yeah, is that a thing that a girl in high school in 1996 would thiiii 96 96 96 96, then 96, then, thiiii 96, thi 96, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, because, because, because thi, because thi, because thi, because th. That's a th. It's a th. Yeah, thi, because thi, thin, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th, th, because th, because th, because th, because th, because th, because th, because th, because th, because th, because th. th. th. th. th. It is a th. It is a th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, thi, thi, the, the, the, the? thea, thr-a, thr-auui? thr-auiiiiiiiiiiii. theaui. theaui, thr. Yeah, I'm not sure who this movie was written by, but I'll look into it. A 45-year-old man. So they all have practiced this. And Fruzabulk changes her appearance to look like Sarah

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Changed her appearance. In the room with the dude. He's so drunk, he's drinking beer out of like a takeout container that you get from a Chinese, from like a Thai restaurant. He's also dressed like a juggle. Yeah, well it's 96, the lines are blurry. There was a lot of clowns in his outfit. I did notice, it was, and there was a scene where he's laying on the bed, I was trying to figure out if it was actually an ICP t-Tee shirt, but they never cut far enough enough back, or not to see it. His hat had some like gesturey thing on too. I'm assuming it was like some skateboarder thing or something. Down with a clown. Were they around in 96? I'm pretty sure.

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Yeah. And Sarah busts in on them and breaks it up. And then Farooka, Faruza, Faruka. What's her nancy? Nanchue. Push is, push the ski and this girl makes this like blood curdling scream, which I really liked. So he's dead and Sarah feels responsible for it and she lays around crying for a while

wearing overalls. The ultimate in sadness wear. I, yeah, a real question that I asked during this movie is, am I too old for overalls? Nope. The answer was resoundingly yes. If you're sad though you can keep you can keep all the tissues in the pocket right in front. Just put her in. Oh. And maybe you're fro. We have been told that Sarah tried to commit suicide.

And that's why they moved away from San Francisco. Right, with a butter knife. Was it a butter knife? That's what she said. some problem with like snakes and bugs. Yeah. She's really not into them. No, who is? Gross. So after Skeet O'Rick's death, she starts to feel like they're taking it too far. People have died. And Nancy disagrees with her and they like basically turns their backs on her. Because teen girls always fucking bullying, you know? There's always going to be like every group of girls thinks the case. Yeah, it's bullshit.

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And it just says in like it's handwritten but in like size 48 font. I killed Chris I'm sorry Sarah. A plus suicide note. So good. It's to the point. Yeah, like this is this is it. They did not even think about it. Didn't blame anybody else. No. Parents will feel fine. Yeah. I'm sorry. This is basically Nancy's show going after Sarah because the other two of which is kind of take off after they feel like it's gone too far. They also feel it's gone too far now Nancy has just gone off the rails. Well they're participating in this, remember they're all levitating in her living around? Right, but then like it hits a certain point and it's just Nancy and Sarah. Because they have that

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And then there's snakes coming out of both hands and then like her hair has snakes in them and like that was okay. The whole time Nancy is the one who is on the offensive. She's just going after Sarah and going after her and she finally yells, why aren't you using magic on me? And Sarah tried to bind her earlier, which just several times, the binding spell is clearly garbage, it's not working. Yeah. When Sarah finally unleashes her powers, like they're far beyond what Nancy can do.

Yeah. Yeah, the CGI in your hands and snakes was really silly. I remember that being scary and then when it happened I was like, oh. It was fun. It was fine. It was fine. So this then she binds Nancy and seemingly drives her insane. Yeah. With this binding. And then it turns out that neither of the other two

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So yeah, I'm interested to the, like I said, I kind of compared this to the Lost Boys for me. Because that movie had a profound effect on me. It had a great soundtrack and it was like, it was so rock and roll 1986, like, teenage angst movie, like, and I felt like, oh got to be a similar thing for Katie like this movie is so 1996 high school outsider girls who you always knew you had it in you you know yeah so yeah so yeah Did you watch this movie a bunch anywhere I must have yeah because I there were like parts where I remember the exact lines of like it was just a feeling feeling that this could be you if only you found like the right people, and also if your boobs would just bounce a little bit more like Sarah's do. Holy smokes.

Yeah, a lot of bouncing boobs, like slow-mo bouncing boobs. There was the slow-mo bouncing boobs and I was like, this is making me uncomfortable because he's supposed to be high school kids and it's just I'm 41 years old should I be watching this is weird. Rochelle was only 10 years younger than you. You know it really is witchcraft was for a while there every girl's dream come true. It was your ticket to popularity and power and like people not fucking with you so. Well it also has sort of a nice like you've got it inside you all along yeah you're a natural witch maybe. It. I I I I I I the like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. I I I I the the the the to. I to. I the the the the the to. I the. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. I'm. I'm. this. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. Maybe you're, maybe I'm a natural witch and I don't know it. Right. Like my mom's not dead so I pretty am sure she's not a witch. I mean Sarah didn't know that her mom was a witch. Right, there's the reveal that Sarah's dead mother was a witch

when the photograph she's looking at turns it looks good point because I bet J.K. Rowling totally saw this movie. Yeah, she stole all of her ideas from other places. Oh really? I don't know much about Harry Potter to be honest with you. Oh, okay. What else did she steal from? Oh, like, oh. Oh, that. So Katie, should we move on to the ratings phase? Sure. Do you know what you want to give this movie? I think I do, but I would like you to go first for this one. I am, this was important to me and I was pleased that it held up so well like the snake scene was still terrifying. I thought it was still really engaging even the parts of like the part where they they they they they they they were they were they were they were the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. I. S. S. S. I. S. S. S. S. S. S. I. S. S. I. I. S. I. S. I. I. I. th. th. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. t. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the parts of like the part where they're all sitting around chanting like one is channing earth and one is channing air air air water water water I was like this is so embarrassing

I can barely look at the TV maybe think of a on the 36 chambers woo tang record when they're just all going woo woo woo woo woo and I always wanted to see footage from the studio of them doing that. Yeah. Just like a gang vocal into a microphone. But yeah. Air, air, air, water, water, water, fire, earth, earth. I like felt like I had to look away. But other than that, I think it really does hold up. I'm giving it an eight.

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The acting was great. Yeah, everyone was competent. Skeeter hooks seems like a real dufous, but I don't know him from anything either. No. Well, he's a scream. He's in the scream, he's in the painting by Edward Moon. Alan just mimicked it. But yeah, he seems like a real duller to help. I thought Breckenmeyer was actually really great. When you did that scene of like, no, she's gonna cry, and I'm gonna cry,

we're all gonna cry. I really liked that. I really think he was good. Such a shithead. You just want to punch him in his little five foot four face. But I felt like, it was cool to see a cast of women doing that stuff and like it was it was really interesting like it was fun. I had really good time watching it.

Good I'm glad. I was worried. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. I would be like a 12-year-old girl in my life, like a niece or something. Okay, a child, not like a girlfriend. Sweet Jesus, I can't say anything. I should be doing my girlfriend, then we went roller skating.

Had everyone by eight. Oh, I do want to mention, everybody fucking smokes so much. Yeah, I had a lot, you know, when attractive people smoke in movies, I get really like, I wish I still smoked. And I had a really hard time during this movie. I just kept thinking, oh, they're all so stinky. It's just a stinky movie. No, they're all so beautiful and cool, detached. Nev Campbell looked really awkward when she was doing a like straight fingered

smoking. I don't think Neff Campbell really smokes, yeah. Oh, smoking. I like the scene where Nancy and her mom are talking to the insurance guy, I guess, who's telling them about the benefit, the death benefit, and they're both just sitting on the couch smoking. Like, I really like that. But like two feet from the dude's face. Yeah. Yeah.

Just smoking. . In a trailer, it was great. Oh, God, I love smoking. You wanna go get some cigarettes? Yeah. Yeah. Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, the earth, water. Woo, woo, woo. So Katie, next week.

We're doing Candyman. We're doing Candyman. We're finally graduating from high school. Into the real world of research into poverty. God, I haven't seen it in th th th tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha the the tha tha tha the tha tha thate the to to to to to to to to toe toe toe. toe. I' toa' toa' toa' to smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toa, toa, toa, th. toa, toa, toa, toa, toa, toa, toa, toa, toa, toa, toa, toa, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, toa, toa,. God, I'm so stoked to do this movie. Yeah, I haven't seen it in a couple years, but I know that I saw it a couple years ago. I don't know what I was gonna say there. I have a lot of thoughts in this movie.

Oh, do you? Oh, do you? Oh, yeah. So yeah, watch Candyman. Is it on Netflix? Oh, I love when things are on Netflix. I need to pay for that. All the leprecon movie. Or maybe it's on, it might be on, it's on one of the streaming services. It might be Hulu or Amazon. I don't have a Hulu. Oh, can I have your password?

I got you, girl. Also, all the lepr whatever. I kind of want to watch the in the hood one. I love iced tea. I know you and I differ on that that matter. Still bummed that he was a pimp. You know it was a different time and a different in a different culture. Nope. So yeah next week we're gonna do Candyman. to the te man. It's gonna. to to to to be fun. to be fun. to be fun. to be fun. to be fun. to be fun. to be fun. to be fun. the to be fun. the tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t., Farewell to The Flesh is on Netflix. Oh, okay. That's not going to help us. It's definitely on one of the streaming sites.

I own it on DVD. It just recommended me, Candace Cameron, Candace and John Candy. Oh my God, I love that. We should edit this out so that nobody steals that. That is so good. Candyman. John Candyman. Just Uncle Buck matched with the That's so good.

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