Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 344- Fear Street Part Two: 1978 (2021)

Episode Date: August 9, 2021

In this week's episode, we're back to the Netflix original "Fear Street" series with the second entry in the series: 1978. A very good year! Special topics for your consideration include: probably inc...orrect opinions on witches, beets and asparagus talk, looking like a postgrad, glowering teens, bullying teens, surly teens, confusing teens, horny teens, and otherwise generally shitty teens.  Did you miss our discussion on the first "Fear Street" film? It's Episode 342. Into summer camp horror films? You could do worse than Episode 141- "Friday the 13th" and Episode 182- "Final Girls." Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. werewolfambulance@gmail.com If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

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Starting point is 00:00:17 Yeah. tooom. Yeah. I do love Jillian My first note for this movie? I do love Jillian Jacobs. Oh, who doesn't? Pittsburgh Zone. Yeah, that's what you were telling me last time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:31 Back on that Fierre Street tip. Yeah. 1 1978. That's what we're doing. Oh, the starting in 1970 or 1994. Thre me for a loop. Did you think that they weren't going to go back to Nike? I didn't think that they would be that connected. Oh, okay. I thought they would be standalone films. I'm happy that they're not, actually.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Yeah, it's fun. I'm happy that they're carrying through. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's, it's thethree more of these. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, maybe it'll be a different story. I don't know. I don't know. Which is fine. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:03:34 Were you surprised? Yeah, a little bit. Her name's Zig. She's having Jim Beam and Lean Cuisine, which I change to Beam Cuisine. Very good. And listening to Nirvana covering Bowie? Yeah. Because at the end of the movie, we get Bowie. Right. And her dog's name is Major Tom.
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Starting point is 00:04:13 I told my parents offered me an American flag and I said, no, I'm good, thank you. Why do you hate the flag? And I was like that, why that, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, why, why, why, why, that's a jump. I thought it was why do you hate America. What do you hate? No, it was why you hate the flag. Really, really. Oh. Yeah, and I was like, just because I didn't want. Well, okay. It's also aesthetically displeasing. And if you offered me a glass of water and I did not want that water, would I hate water? Or would you hate glass? Hmm? Just put it in my hands. Just put it in my hands t in to to to to th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Just th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Just th. th. Just th. th. Just th. th. Just th. th. th. th. Just th. Just, thoom? Just, that that that that that that that that that. Just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. Just, just. Just, just. Just, just. Just, let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let th. Let me th. Let me the. Let me the. Let me the. Let me that. Let me that. Let me that. Let me that that that that that that the. Let me just the. Let me just just just just. Let me th. Let me lap it from your hands. How's that sound if you want me to have it so badly? Papa, put it in my pocket. I put my pockets with water. So Dean is explaining to see Berman about how she just loves Sam so much. And you're like, fuck off.
Starting point is 00:04:57 You're like 16. But as we were talking about in the last, hold on Fear Street, previously on Wear-Offem Prevue Street, being this age. I know. And, and like, and like, and like, and like, and like, and like, I, and like, and like, and like, I, and like, and like, I, I, and like, I, I, I, I, and like, I. And, I, I th. th. th. th. th. then, I'm, I'm, I'm previously on Wear-Off Ambulance on Fear Street. Being this age, I know. And like, trying to deal with your feelings and your emotions where everything is the most intense, it will ever be in your entire fucking life. Yeah. She does probably love this person with every ounce of her being.
Starting point is 00:05:21 This is when you write the I Will Die for You Poetry, right? Oh, yep. Well, high school boyfriend is the, I will kill myself if you leave me, toxic vascalinity poetry. That was a college boyfriend for me, but. Oh man, yeah, we're the worst. We are. Is it us?
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Starting point is 00:06:54 going off just to go do other things yeah. What the fuck is she doing? It's confusing. Yeah. So Dina gets in, yes, tells them that she wants to die for Sam because she loves her so much, she has to kill herself for something. And Josh is like, well I'm going to actually be sensible right now. Can you tell us your story? Yes. And she says like blah blah blah. We were at summer camp and within throwns. thr-a th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi that that thi thi thi the the the the them them them th them them them them them them th thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the an the an thea the the the the Yeah, which is a good set up to a story. Great set up to a story. And then we see the girl from the Stranger Things getting clotheslined. Yeah, real hard. Which is brutal. Brutal. And then I thought about that girl just being like,
Starting point is 00:07:33 why can I be in a now times production? Why do I always have to be in an old times production? Because it's all Netflix we'll cast her in. Yeah, I guess so. And they're like, and be surly while you're at it. She's like, I can do other things and they're like, can you? She's like, bitch, I was on Broadway. Was she? All those stranger kid things, or stranger things kids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Like, sing and dance and do the whole nine yards? Sherlock Holmes' little sister movie. What? No? That 11 is in? What? No? Yeah. She did a movie that's like where she's Sherlock Holmes's little sister. Okay, can I watch it? Yeah. Where is it? It was pretty fun. I think it was on Netflix too. All right. Charlotte Holmes is played by... I can't remember who it's Jeremy Brett. No, it's the guy who played Superman on the DC movies. That's not Jim Confedisel who I confuse him with all the time. Superman in the DC movies. Ben Affleck? No, he's Batman. Oh, that a fool I am. Ben Affleck is Batman? Yeah, no one believes that. Anywho. Never gonna come up with the name, are you? No, it's gone. I forgot what I was talking about. Everyone is just yelling at their earpods right now.
Starting point is 00:08:51 You fucking dullered. Have I told that joke yet about how I bet Apple was mad that they couldn't call them Airbuds? They had to call them Airpods. Because Airbud was taken by that dog playing basketball franchise. That's all. It's a joke I'd been working on. It was kind of like my, you know, doing a Doggy Style so you can both watch the Steelers Game thing, where I just never figured out how to work it in.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Is this your dog chunk that you've been working on dog-themed? I don't know. I guess Doggy Style is not really dog-themed. I mean, I'd say it is. Yeah, it's an upcoming live special I'm gonna do. An hour with Katie. Live at the Glitterbox. So the kids in this 1978 flashback are all saying, The Witch Rhyme. They all know the Witch Rhyme.
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Starting point is 00:10:14 Yeah. Which is very cute. Yeah. She's always going to the information she needs. Oh, I hate Ziggy though. Who's reading the Ziggy comic? I don't know. Who has ever seen the Ziggy Christmas special, which is literally the most heartbreaking that you've ever seen in your life? It's so fucking depressing.
Starting point is 00:10:34 His life is sheer misery. He sucks so bad. Well, in this Christmas special, he meets all these homeless children or orphaned children or something and he's like, oh I guess it's not so bad to be Ziggy. This is my memory of it, I don't know. At least Kathy got chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. Yeah, Kathy that every woman. Bikini's ac! Ah! I'll read up little peanuts, but I don't know. I'll read up little peanuts, but I don't know, if it's not Garfield, I'm not reading it.
Starting point is 00:11:07 I'll read up little peanuts, but I don't expect to laugh. Or a family circus when you need some wholesome joy in your life. I need a family circus so fucking much. Not me! I would set Billy on fire, a la how they try to set the stranger things for all on fire. What about grandma? So the two camp counselors show up. One is Nick Good. Future police chief, Nick Good. And the other one is Kurt. Kurt who is very shagodellic, which is not a thing that came around at this point in time. I believe Austin Powers' movies brought that into being a thing. Oh really?
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Starting point is 00:13:07 like, no I am, and she'll just start cramming it into her little tiny mouth. It's so fucking funny. Anyway. Anyway. Where she comes down in're just hard to chew, I think. Yeah, I'd like to roast the shit out of them to their super soft and crispy. Make them french fries. Yeah, yeah. Anyhill. I wish I'd gone to camp even if it meant like a 60% chance of being murdered by a psychopath. Sure. Yeah. I think that that would have been a good experience going to have going to go the to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go. Go to go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah........................................ Yeah..... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah you so badly. Really? Oh yeah. I was like signed up one year and it got canceled for lack of the interest. My cousin Celeste and I were going to go. I was like going to my best friend, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:52 No, fucking bullshit. Next summer, you and me camp. Let's do we be counselors? No, we're going to be campers. Oh yeah, I don't want responsibility. No responsibility for us. Nope. So, I'm sorry, go ahead. The moss that grows up in the outhouses at this camp, which is disgusting. Filthing. That's somepipping on moss.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Yeah. the stains your shirts. It's real nasty. It's real nasty. And then these teens make out in the room with the stuff in it. With having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having the stuff having having the stuff having thethe room with the stuff in it. With the having the stuff already on your shirt? Yeah. No, poopy moss. No, get that poopy moss off you.
Starting point is 00:14:30 This movie spends too much time in poop. Later, we'll find that out. I kind of liked it. So in the same way that they did not nail the 1994 look, I don't. a 1978 look at all. Not hair, not clothes. Nope. No, like Ziggi is wearing these high-wasted brown shorts that I absolutely would love to wear now, but it's not, that is not the 1978 look. They were like 1978, everyone's going to be wearing a variation on tan. That's all I've got, I'm so sorry. Just watch Dazing Confused, sure. Yeah, yeah. And you just copy that. Then we get extreme teens fucking? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. Sure. Yeah. Then we get extreme teens fucking? Yes.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Oh my god, yes. Yes. Why is Alice having this summer job? I don't know. She's great though. Her and Artie are my favorites. Wild. Arnie looked like, he looked a bit like, I mean, he looked old enough to be like a
Starting point is 00:15:24 post grad, yeah, but also looked a bit like Charles from Brooklyn 99. Oh, sure. Yeah. But he also looks like he probably has a sick band. This was giving me, uh, Whitehound American Summer Vies. Yes, I love that movie so fucking much. That scene where Paul Rudd is like, likeasperated that Janine Garofalo asks him to clean up after himself is like one of my favorite scenes in movie history.
Starting point is 00:15:47 He's so fucking funny. Oh man, Christopher Maloney in that movie. Oh, so creepy. Oh, so creepy. He's a sex symbol these days. Oh, he's a sex symbol. He's been a sex symbol since the beginning of Law and Order. Okay. Okay. Have you seen the man's ass?
Starting point is 00:16:05 Yeah, I was gonna say his butt is a big deal right now. Just right now? I mean, it seems to really be taken off. It's having a moment. I've been swooning over his butt for like 20s. So we learned that well, is she though? Because you don't look long, old enough to have had a daughter in the 50s. Right. A daughter who would have been a teen in the 50s. Yeah. So she would have had that daughter in the 40s, possibly late 30s. It's 1978. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:36 You would have to be like 60s? Yeah. No, Nurse Lane is like 45 tops. Topps. Maxing out at high school student in Canada. Yeah. And because Ziggi has to go to Nurse Lane, or yes, Nurse Lane because she's got another boo-boo. She's got burned, which is the burn. But she apparently is in there all the time because she's constantly being harassed by the other teens. Yeah, it sucks for her to live there. Because she's a Sunnysider.
Starting point is 00:17:05 But there's a Shady Sider. She's a Shady Sider. But there's a lot of them there. Sure, but they're all belittled by the Sunnyvale kids constantly. This movie hits the class warfare a lot harder than the first one did it. I meant I meant to to to to to to to to to to to the the they the they they they they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're their they're they're they're their they're they're their they're their they're they're their she's a shady. I's a shady. I's a shady. I's a shady. I's a shady. I's a shady. I's a shady. I's a they's they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they. I they's. I they. I's. I's they. I's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they. I's they. I's they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. I's a shady. I's the people of color were on shady side. Absolutely. Okay, so there was that dynamic. I don't think there were any people of color.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Not that I noticed, but I was like, oh, you should pay attention to this. What's happening there? What's that dog with a fluffy tail? Oh, ice cream! So then Nurse Lane goes to kill Tommy, Cindy's boyfriend? Yes, she does. Because she saw his name on the wall? Yeah, knife drawer. There's a drawer full of knives.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Uh-huh, at this teen camp. A teen camp, right. What is it, babe? I have that written down. There's a lot of bub, bub. There's a lot of Cindy scrubbing the floor in this movie, too.. too. too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, th, th, to to to to to to to to to to to to th, she, she, she, she, she she, she she she she she, she she, she she she, she she she she, she, she she she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to-s, to-s, thea, too, too, too, thi's a lot of bub in this movie. There's a lot of Cindy scrubbing the floor in this movie too. Yeah, Nurse Lane kind of goes nuts and tries to kill Tommy and she says one way or another you're going to die tonight. Yeah, which is brutal. She saw his name on the wall, which we learned from the last movie is when you are designated killer. Yes. And I guess we must have seen Tommy Frazier before, or whatever his name was before, Samantha,
Starting point is 00:18:28 True, Tommy Slater. Tommy Slater, she's Samantha Frazier. Yeah. Officer Kopinski. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. He's basically ready to be this teens underling.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Yeah, this baby cop baby, born of the line of cops. He's like, can't wait until you're my boss. This kid's like, what? Maybe I want to be a weirdo. Yeah. It's not going to work out. That's sad for him. Also, he's like way less ethnic later in life.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Did you notice that? That generally doesn't happen. I just grew out of my ethnicity. I used to be Mediterranean and now I'm not. Here's where I have the note and the Reaper Slaps. Nice use of Don't Fear the Reaper. Ah, that's not gonna slap though. It's so good. I wish that Saturday in a live skip about the cowbell hadn't like made it a joke. Yeah, it sounds not a joke, man. The fucking breakdown is amazing. Um, why are these teens so rude and so insensitive?
Starting point is 00:19:37 I don't know. This, in this movie, what this movie presupposes is that all children are monsters. Monsters. They are making jokes about nurse Lane who has just been taken away in an ambulance having assaulted two of the camp counselors yeah and knowing that her daughter had did they figure out at this point that her daughter had been killed? Is they always talked these kids just fucking like to talk about mass murder. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Yeah. Well, kids these days love murder too. I mean, it's all the rage. It's der-reger murder. Dermere-murdered murder. Cindy also looks like like post-grads. Yeah, they're just like in their mid-20s. You don't look like you fully enveloped yourself back into society. You're still part of a schooling program.
Starting point is 00:20:30 You never get out of academia. I have a note here it says, I mean, Alice will have this coming, whatever this is. Did you like all the graffiti around Ziggy's bed that the teens had done? No, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's the ex it's the exa's the exa' the exa'er. the ex-like the ex-like the ex-like. the graffiti around Ziggy's bed that the teens had done? No, it's terrible. The Exorcist until a pun was pretty good. I guess it wasn't a pun. What was it? Ziggy sucks cocks in hell.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Oh yeah, not a pun. Not a pun. Just turn a phrase. Yeah, it sucks. We hear Ever Fallen in Love by the Buzzco? Yes. Yes it does. We hear Ever Fallen in Love by the Buzzcocks, a song I fucking love. Who doesn't? I love that song. Then there's some Kansas in here as well.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Wayward Sun. Yeah. Yeah. Also great. This is, I watched this movie over the weekend just after my uncle Mike got done telling me about how he opened for Kansas in his band. What? Yeah, like a rib fest. Have I ever sent you my PB Army ASAP playlist? No. It's all 70s classic rock. Like Dad and Dad Jams?
Starting point is 00:21:30 Like, send it to me? It's all like Kansas and Chicago. FUK. I have one of those, but I call it Dad Jams. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'll send it to you. Yeah, I'll send it to you. Maybe I'll recreate it on Spotify. You should because people love your playlists. Oh, thank you. It's nice to be to say. I'm glad. I was very proud of my Get High and Do Crimes for Satan playlist that I posted recently. I didn't get
Starting point is 00:21:56 that! It's all like 80s metal stuff. sorry I'm like, why don't you text me personally Oh, speaking social media. Here's the thing that people were mad about. Yeah People got mad not not mad people were confused on Reddit about why we didn't like Simon in the first movie. Oh, really? Yeah, and I thought well because he sucks. Yeah, he was a really rude dude. Yeah, he seemed like a shitty kid. People like him. Ag. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to me. Oh, to me. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, thi. I thi. S- thi. S- thea. S- tea. Sea. tea. thea. Sea. thea. S-s. I thi. I thi well, because he sucks. Yeah, he was a really rude dude. He seemed like a shitty kid. People like him. Agree to disagree, Buccarus. Yeah, people are big fans, huh?
Starting point is 00:22:31 Weird. I feel like there's better versions of that shitty dude. Totally. Ah, yeah, so. Anyway, this is our response. The answer is, uh-huh. I don't know. I probably did and just said I didn't because it's funnier. Who knows? I know I came down hard on not liking Simon. So Tommy starts hearing voices that are saying, Tommy?
Starting point is 00:22:54 Can you hear me? That's right, he's become a blind pinball player? A deaf, dumb and blind kid. Yeah. Have you ever seen, Tommy? The movie? The rock opera? I have not. It is a horror movie.
Starting point is 00:23:10 I'm sure. Keith Moon is a tearable man. the IRDN is a teat or just in that movie. Both, but specifically in that movie. It's an Angie Turner's in it, Elton John's in it, Eric Clapton is so drugged out, he doesn't know what day it is. Fuck that guy. But Elton John plays Pinball Wizard on Piano, which is fucking dope. Yeah, somehow I've seen quadraphina.
Starting point is 00:23:34 I've never seen quadraphina. Oh, quaternia is great. Yeah. You like a young Gordon Sumner? I do. The kids call him sting. Who I the the kid, I the kid, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, thian, thian, thian, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thin, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, like, th. Yeah, like, thi. Yeah, like, like, like, like Sting. Who's apparently in this new, never mind, we just can't even, we just cannot go down this hole. I'll talk to you about it off offset. So Tommy's hearing voices, Cindy needs Tommy's help and the key to the infirmary. Right. Because she thinks that Nurse Lane is on the drugs. Right, she's very afraid of the drugs. Yeah, which makes sense given Alice.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Which sets up a fun little joke for later on in the movie. Yep. And all I should say all of these teens extremely likable. Oh yeah. They're very enjoyable archetypes of this, you know, except the bad teens, you hate them instantly. Yeah, you hate them. Yeah. Yeah. The drug teens. the the te the te the the te the the the teens the the the the the the the tine. the the th. th the th the th th th th the th the the the the the th th the the the drugs the drugs th thinks thinks the drugs the drugs the drugs the drugs the drugs the drugs the drugs the drugs the the the drugs the the drugs the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks the thinks thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thinks th, you know, except the bad teens you hate them. Right, you hate them instantly. Yeah, the drug teens, you want to be friends with them. Although you're like, can you just stop taking this all out on Cindy, please? Just be a little nicer to her because she's clearly doing the best she can. She shouldn't have snitched. Yeah, well. Just saying, kids, snitches get kisses. Stitches. Kishes. the sticks. Snitches. Snitches. the stitches. the stitches. the stitches get kisses. Snitches. Snitches. Snit kisses. Snit kisses. Snit kisses. Snit kisses. Snit is kisses. Snit is kisses. Snit is kisses. Snit is kisses. Snit the stit the stit the stit, stit, stit, the stit, stit, stit, stit, stit, their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their s, their sitches, their sitches, t, thee, thee, the-s, tog. S. S. Sitch, thea. S. Sitch, thea. S. Sitches, thea. S. S. S. S. S. S.. That should be a police campaign. Snitches get kisses. You can cut this if you want but at soccer practice last night, Daniela used her hands. Lucy turned around and was like, Mom, Danny used her hands. And I was like, Lucy, don't be a grass. And her coach started laughing, which I really liked. She just ran snitches, good stitches, you keep her milk shut. I grabbed her by her shirt and I pulled her as close to me as I
Starting point is 00:25:15 got gnarmed I gist and then I kissed her right on her forehead. Um, so they go and they, uh... I have the note, glass breaks while Tommy is talking Satan business. The fuck is that in reference to? So they find the empty graves, right? And then that's how they end up getting into the witch's basement? Sure. How do they get into the witch's basement? Well, first they get the pills, because they go to the infirmary.
Starting point is 00:25:45 And then... Oh, something happened in the infirmary? Yeah, it must be. Okay. Right. I'll just look at Wickeepheel. Oh, and they're read, because they find the book that's got the witch's mark and the, like all the notes, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, thi, thi, and, and, the, and, and, and, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, tho, tho, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, oh, and, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th.......... And, th.. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the, th. And, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to. Oh, uh, the. Oh, uh, the. Oh, uh, th. Oh, uh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, to. Oh, uh, the. Oh,, very role-playing game. You find the book that's got all the clues. Oh, it's on the desk, yep. And so that's why he's talking Satan business because they're reading
Starting point is 00:26:16 all this information that's in the book and they find out that you've got her, like, there's, that she's reading the, is it like the Sarah Fier Song and something about like this will never stop into your reunite her hand and body. Right about how she cut off her hand and that was her deal with the devil right and that's her eternal life. And there's a map and there's a map the map to the house and that's where they find the empty graves that Nurse Lane has dug. I love that the camp is set up on top the original map of the town that was haunted that was haunted that was haunted that was haunted that was haunted that was haunted that was haunted the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the teau.a.a.a.a.a.ea.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. the the the the the the the the the map of the town that was haunted by witches. It's pretty great. It's pretty funny. This definitely, I expected this to be a straight up slasher movie, because that's what they, vibes they were giving you in the last movie because you're seeing like the Jason-esque, or yeah, yes, Jason-esque character. But then it's giving me like mystery and yeah, and other stuff is going on. I love kids following a map.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got a little bit Scooby-Doo vibes. Totally. We get to hang out with Alice and Arne who are very fun and very into the toll random pills they can find. Alice wants to fuck on the Witch's mark. Like what the hell? You're wild. Yeah. I mean, just going into the witch's basement seems unwise. So when they take the pills and Arnie's like,
Starting point is 00:27:26 L484, that sounds familiar. And then just takes the pill. Yeah. And then I was like, all right, well, I'll look it up. And I find out what the pill is. And then later he's like, it's a cedaminophen. And Missy and I were both like, you're gonna ruin. Missy and I were both like, you're going to ruin your kidneys. You can't take too many of those. Oh God, what elderly is you are?
Starting point is 00:27:48 So right, they find the the graves that have been dug. That's fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. They find the witch house. They find the witch hole. They go into the basement. Yeah. And they find the, as I called it, the witchmark floor sconts. Yes. And now Cindy is hearing voices. Yeah, they're down there and Alice is yelling about like, what are you ever have any fun? Remember when we used to have fun? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:22 But what happens is not fun? No. You mean when Tommy becomes an axe-murder? Yeah. This seems to be fun. But what happens is not fun. No? No. You mean when Tommy becomes an axe-murder? And Arnie gets asked a question? Yeah, you know I wrote down this time. I didn't want to let you down. Thank you for not letting me down.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Is this fun, Alex? I'll tell you what, I think my worst nightmares of cave collapse. That's why I'll never get in a cave. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I like the cave collapse saves them and then they have to go on an adventure and like figuring out that whole thing of oh this witch's mark is actually a map. Yep. It was great. And then figuring out that they were under the camp and just... Yeah. I thought that was so cool. Yeah. I love also that both of these movies have had really dominant and intelligent female characters. Yes, much appreciated. I've been very stoked on that. Yeah, they're not just like screaming and afraid of everything. They're like kicking ass and doing things. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, like like a big bear. Big bear doing thanks. God, I wish we could still put that in. This is
Starting point is 00:29:29 also we should say written and directed by a woman. Oh is it? Yeah, nice. Yeah. I also like... Lee Janiak. Oh, excellent. I like that there's the whole thing where like there's a bookshelf and Cindy pulls the books away and see that there's another room behind the bookshelf and that's where they sneak into and I was like, this movie has everything. I want to play call of kthulu. I want to play call of kthulu. She's probably busy. Oh, also it's called Camp Nightwing. the ridiculous. What does that mean? I don't know. Nightwing is a comic book character. It's what Robin becomes and after he stops hanging out with Batman. We, Robbins breaks up with Batman.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Yeah, that's something. But then there's like 12 different Robbins. Is Robin's son? No. Just as like a protégue. son of circus acrobats. That's how come he can do all them flippy and flies things. Got it. Yep. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:30:30 So all of this is happening against the backdrop of the camp having a color war. Sure. Which I guess is like capture the flag? It seems to be. Okay. Yeah. And the they're all taking it very seriously, particularly the Sunny Valors, who has taken some the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, th, thu, th, thu, thu, thu and thu-s, thu-s, the the the thi, the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, the thi, thi, thi, they're all taking it very seriously, particularly the Sunnyvaleers, who has taken some poor Shadyside kids hostage, and he goes, you move, you speak, you fucking die. I love the inverse of that when we see the jailer
Starting point is 00:30:54 for the Shady Sides, was like, can you get you guys any water? Do you need any snacks? And it's like, thii. fucking nerds always win. Yeah and they're being so rude to him and I just thought like I hope this kid lives to see that lady get an axe to the brain pan and he doesn't. No he does not. My next one says ug I guess not. So the B plot's been going on for maybe it's the a plot who knows? Of Ziggy and officer Nick, future officer Nick are hanging out and he's trying to impress her so he's like hey why don't th you th you th you th you th you why why why why why why why why why why why why don't th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you the that that that that the. that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that are hanging out and he's trying to impress her. So he's like, hey, why don't you get your revenge rather than a bucket of paint? Carrie style, let's go get some bugs and dump it on this girl in the shitter. And, uh, will trick her into
Starting point is 00:31:37 thinking some dude wanted to fuck her in the bathroom? Yeah, that she's a hundred percent down with the bathroom. I would have done it on a bed a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. So, t. So, te. So, ty. So, try. So, try. So, try. So, try. So, try. So, try. So, try. So. So, try She wants to fuck him in the bathroom. I would have done it on a bed but this is fine. Yeah, is a bit of dialogue? Is it fine? It's a great come-up ends for her though. Sure. And then they lock the exterior door to the bathroom so she's not locked in the stall but she's locked in the bathroom with the bugs. And but it is just a screwdriver holding a place. She's th. She th. She th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is a thi. Is a thi. Is a thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is is is is is is a thi, is a thi, is a thi, is a thi, is a thi. Is is a thi. Is is a thi. Is a thi. Is a thi. Is is a thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is it is a thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is a thi. Is a thi. Is a theeeeeeeea. Is a thi. Is a thi. Is a thi. Is a thi. Is a thi. Is a th. Probably. Come on, lady. What are we doing here? It seemed like there were windows too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sheila is the woman who gets trapped in there. I don't really care for the teen romance, Ziggy and Nick. No, no, it's feels very she-horned in.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Yeah. But it's fine. I mean, it's the other story story. The other story. The other story. The other story. The other story story story story story story story is is is is is the story story story story story story story story story is the other story story story story story story story story story story story story story story story story story story story story story story is the other story story story story is the other story is the other story is the other story is the other story is the other story is the other story is the other story is the other story is the other story is the other story is the other story is the other story is the other story is the one is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other is the other story is the other story is the other story is the one is the one is the other story story story story story story story story story story story story story story story story story is the one one one one the one one that I'm way more excited about. Right, for sure. But we're just waiting for Ziggy to die since she's a sister who will die in three days a hundred percent if everyone agrees that that's what happens. Yeah. Just the fact that they kept calling her C. Berman. What? I don't, yeah? Yeah. There's just so much, like, so many sad stories in this movie. Oh my God. It's just too much. When Alice and Cindy are having that heart to heart after Alice has the compound fracture in her leg, which I love that I'm pretty sure, it looked like to me anyway, that Cindy wraps a maxipad around her leg and then Does a splint with a goodie comb
Starting point is 00:33:06 Which was that what the splint was? I'm trying to figure that out Yeah, but it looked like she had put a pad around her leg first and I was like oh, that's really smart if you got one of those in your pocket Yeah, smart and but they're just like trading these like knocked marriagely sad stories about their lives. Yeah, when my dad left, when the girl wasn't much older than I am now, and my mom just started drinking, and... Ugh. And it's like, we're to understand that all of these bad things have happened to them, and all of the bad things happened to the kids in the 90s because of Sarah Fear's cursed.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Yeah. Holy shit, lady, fucking chill. Witches have no chill. You know this dog. No chill. I'd like to be, like I've said, I'd like to be a witch, not a super active member of a coven, but just like a low tier person. Just occasionally nude on a Saturday night with a bunch of ladies. Absolutely. By the fire, drinking some me, perhaps, like count me in. I'm there for it. But I also need to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the thea. too. too. too. too. toe. toe. to to to to to the the fire, drinking some mead perhaps, like count me in. Sure. I'm there for it. But I also need to have chill. Sure.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Yeah. Yeah, you can't be the sisters from Hocus Boccus all the time. No. We see that poor kid's glasses and a pool of blood. It's so sad. That kid was so sweet. He was so sweet. He was so sweet. He died just because he lived in that town.
Starting point is 00:34:27 How do you feel about the hippie girl that has to fuck Kurt? I like her, but I also kept mixing her up with Sheila because they look very similar. Exactly the same. They may have been the same actor. Yep. But just her whole thing of like when Kurt gets out of bed, she she she she she she she she's like you got to admit it shady side know how to fuck whatever she says and I was like dude you kind of rule yeah she does get high and talking shit he's like we're not gonna tell you but he's like acting very ashamed yeah though
Starting point is 00:34:56 she's like the most gorgeous person yeah but she's just like the poor town whatever she does not give a fuck that he's like he's a the he he he's he's he's he's he's the he's to the the he's he's he's the the th th th th th is th is th is th is th is th is th th is th is th thus thus thus th th thus thus thus thus thus to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. thi. th. He's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the poor town. She does not give a fuck that he's being a dick or that he's like used her for sex. No, because she's a hundred percent used him for sex. Yeah, it's funny. So we find this, they find this pulsating mass covered in flies. Oh, I forgot to mention during the trading of sad stories, Alice reveals that she doesn't just wear these leather bracelets. Oh, they also thate th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus th thus th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus their thus thus thus thus thus their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus the the tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes. tooes. the their the their's also attempted suicide. Yeah. Thanks movie. Thanks movie. Yes, they find this gross beating heart brain in the middle of the cave. Yeah. Which I loved. Why does Alice go and put her dumb hand on it? In what world would you touch that? I don't know. Judging by how they interact with shit later, it doesn't matter. Yeah, it's true. she puts her hand right in it and sees the same flashback that we see every time
Starting point is 00:35:46 you interact with the witch. It's like the video from the ring, you just get the same thing over and over. I was happy to see the return of Billy Barker, the weird child hitting someone with a stick. You love that kid. I do. I find it very this, yeah. I did too. It's very 13 ghosts and I think I like 13 ghosts. I would like this director to redo 13 ghosts. Is that possible? Let's get
Starting point is 00:36:11 her on the horn when we are hanging out with her. We'll play in Ketulu we'll ask. I'll run the game for you, Lee, you just got to be a player. Does anyone here know Lee Lee Janiak? Can you hook us up with her? We got a lot of listeners in California? That's where movies are made? That's where the movies are made. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:33 So this is, yeah. Alice breaks her leg. Yes. Which is good and gross. Yeah, yeah. She doesn't give a fuck she's high on pills. She's got to see the thein. She's already has all those painkillers in her system. She's not going to get a fever.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Yeah, she's going to be fine. She'll keep infection at bay. That's not true. So they realize that if they follow this path, they like, they likedode they like, the the the the the the the they're like, the the the the they're like, the the the the the they're like, the they're like, the they're like, they're like, they're like, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they, tho, they're like, thoom, they're, they, they're, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the. tho, tho, tho, thoooooooo, thooooooooooooooo, toge. thoooooooooooooooooo, the. the. the riddle song poem thing. Yes. And they're like, oh, well, this will take us to the outhouse. So they get under the outhouse, which means they're in where all the shit is, which means breaking every code of sanitation. Their shit is just falling into a cave that cannot be cleaned or buried or whatever.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Like I know it's 1978, but holy ghost. There is still standards. It's still on standards. Latrines have been a thing for a long time. So had running water toilets. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Um, so... Um, so... Ziggy goes back to free Sheila from the turlet. Oh right. They have an altercation. She knocks her out.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Yeah, she knocks her the fuck out. Yeah, she had it coming. And then she hears her sister down in the toilet yelling. Yes. And sends what I now deem the turd bucket down to bring her sister up. And they're like ride on the bucket. How does that make sense? That rope was very thin. This is never going to work. And she and Gary, the counselor with the curly hair, are just pulling the bucket up just the two of them. Yeah. That's dead weight.
Starting point is 00:38:16 She's not holding on to the wall, she's not helping in any way. And she's just being pulled up straight. Yeah, at an angle. It's not a straight drop. And they're doing it really really. the the their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thooooooo. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th straight drop. No. And they're doing it really well. And the walls are covered in turns. Yeah. Yeah. They're doing it really well until Tommy busts in and kills Gary. Yeah. I liked Gary. He was good comic relief. He also feels like he walked right off of the set of this wet-hot American summer into this movie. Probably why I like him. I like him. Also when the, when Joan, I th th the, th th the, th th, the, th, th, the, th, th, th, the, the, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. the, the, the, the, thu. thi, tho, tho, th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, th. No, th. No, th. No, tho, tho, thoome. No. No. thooooooooooooomuuu. Yeah, tomoombu. Yeah, tombu. Yeah, tombu. Yeah, tho. Yeah, the, when, Joan, I think is the hippie girl, they're fucking to slow ride, which I love that song so much. Ha ha ha hapahah. Gary falls down the hole, because he's drugged down by the rope that he's holding on to Alice. A dead body on her broken leg, she like hardly breaks a sweat.
Starting point is 00:39:07 She can't be ours to get upset. And then Alice is like, just go Cindy, I'll just, I'll hold you back. You just take off. I'll see you later. When she, or future sheriff, Nick Good sees a body he throws up and I thought some baby you are a little barfer. Yeah. Do better. Also I know like... There's just kid, I'm sorry. No I was gonna say I complained about this all the time. I don't need to see the throw up. It's fine. I like people throwing up. We were at the park recently and a kid just vombed everywhere. Just proctile vomited and I just to the This wasn't my kid, there's nothing I could do.
Starting point is 00:39:46 I was just like, wow, you're going for it. But there are, to be fair, children's dismembered legs all over the floor. Which is incredibly fucked up. But one of these things turns my stomach and the other one doesn't. Yeah. I'm fine with tho But vomiting? Mm-mm-mm. I think that everyone does at least like once a year, right? How often do you throw up? No, I go years without puking.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Really? I rarely go three to six months without puking. I puking all the time. I have like a 15-year stretch. to the tip. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. least. Good for you. I puked like earlier this month for sure. I'm no good at it. Oh, I'm great at it. I'll bust blood vessels in my face and all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Just relax and let it happen. You don't have to work for it. It will do it itself. Your body wants to be rid of it. I got a scream into the toilet bowl. Who are you yelling at? So... There's a super scary snake in the science building? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Why is that snake there? It shouldn't have access to that snake. It's not fucking Harry Potter. And Tommy lets the snake out because he can't find them, which I was like, that's a good dick move, Tommy? It's hard to know. Is Tommytell is Tommy like a killing zombie does he possessed maybe but he's just possessed to be a dick yeah yeah yeah yeah okay again which is no chill no chill and we're we're talking about we're talking about horror movie witches if you're a practicing wicking we're not talk oh I hope you didn't hang up earlier when we said no chill to know to know to to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho thi tho tho tho tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom t. tom tel the the the the the the tel tel tel tel tel tel to to to to to to to to to to too tooooo tomb. tomb. tomb. tomb tomb tom a practicing wickin, we're not talking about.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Oh, I hope you didn't hang up earlier when we said no chill. I don't know anything about you. You're probably fine. They probably have no chill. That's why I'm apologizing. Good call. Um, so Tommy chops Nick in the leg? Yeah, he gets all busted up. Yeah. And Ziggy escapes him.
Starting point is 00:41:49 The bus left with all the kids. Kurt took all the kids away. Yes. Well, some of them. Yeah. Kiard doesn't care, though. No. Cindy leaves Alice in the shitter.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Yeah. And she's like, I can't just leave you. And Alice is like, I'm fine. It's like, she actually is probably pretty safe from Tommy right there, because why the fuck would you go in the shudder? Other than the definitely poisonous poop that's going into her leg wound. Oh, sure. That can be solved later.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Hopefully. Oh, this is where I have the, oh, nosebleeds are because of the witch. Oh, she's got a bloody nose. That was a thing, right? When she is near, blood will fall. I think that, when that happened, was like, I'm letting you go, movie. You've got this. I trust in what you're doing now. You're not making redonculous mistakes like I thooo. Movie take tak tthe Wheel, is what you're saying. The movie is my co-pilot.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Yeah. Tommy is attracted by the Sound of Kansas. And that's what I just like wanted to know is, does it, what is he sentient? What is he feeling right now? It's got something to do with being attracted to the, like, because her blood fell on the witch business. Yeah. And then he's after Ziggi because her blood fell on the witch's paw, which is what that bony hand looks like. Right, right. We're not to talk about that, but I don't know why he's just wheelie, nearly murdering everybody because, but they do say that these aren't like single occupancy killers, they kill, they're serial killers, they kill 7, 9 9, but, but, th, but, but, but, but, th, but, but, but, but, th, th, th, but, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they they're they're thi, they're thi, they're thi, they're they're thi, they're they're thiiiiiiiii, they're thi, they, thi, thi, thi, they kill, they're serial killers, they kill seven, eight, nine, ten, fifteen people. Right, but she's making them that way. Right, because I'm seeking revenge on,
Starting point is 00:43:31 but it's also been 300 years at this point. Chill! These can't be the town occupants anymore. This isn't a Freddie Kruger was killed last summer situation. Well, but it's also like they can never leave, right? Nobody gets out of the town. Oh, maybe so it is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Cause Cindy was like saving up to get out of town.
Starting point is 00:43:52 That's true. Yeah. Yeah. But, to be fair, in the previous movie, Sam got to move to be with her mom. So how did she get out? But she didn't, remember? Oh yeah. I hate myself. She got Corleone. Oh, I did like the cool scene of the person being birthed out of the heart, as a meaty heart. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:19 That was very beast from the core, you know? Yeah. But before that happens, there's a really great shot of like a running POV through that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I th, th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I that I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate to thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I the, I the, I the, I that that that that that that that to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that yeah. But before that happens, though, there's a really great shot of like a running POV through the cave that I really liked. Yeah. That's all. And then Ruby Lane comes crawling up out of the grate in the floor? Yes, that Cindy had gotten out of the turrette. She found another way out of the, all the killers. Yeah, yep. Yep, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that Cindy had got that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's the the the the the the the the the the thi. the thi. thi. the thi. the thi. thi. the. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that And then all the monsters start coming up out of the all the
Starting point is 00:44:45 killers. Yep, yep, yep, yep. And they're like, oh me go, we gotta get the hand back to the body. Let's go find the body. They kill Alice gets killed. Yes. Billy Barker, ha ha ha ha. Is the note I have? I was really bummed that Alice got killed. I really liked her. And she's from Shadyside she has to die die to die to die the to die. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I the the to die. I to die. I the the to to to the th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alice got killed. I really liked her. She's from the shady side. She has to die. Yeah. I like the Tommy runs everywhere. Yeah. So, uh, Ziggi has put the sack over his head, because in the previous movie we saw that he had like a burlout head. She puts it on, he does not take it off.
Starting point is 00:45:15 And then he just runs everywhere, which I think is really funny. Yeah, he's fine. Yeah. The sisters declare their undying love for each other. Cute. I have to note, obviously they don't save Shadyside. No, they don't. Because yeah, they're so excited. They're like rallying battle cries to go save Shadyside. They can save it for it, and it's like, oh, fuck. So they get murdered by the monsters.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Brutally. They're barfing up blood. And like staring into each other's eyes, and you're like, never be apart. With their hands outstretched. Ugh. It's soft melancholic music plays. But like, so I'm admitted, I'm a dumb dumb. I'm watching Cindy get the the chest over and over and over.
Starting point is 00:46:09 And I'm like, well, how is she going to be alive to tell this story? Because he also stabbed, did like a bunch of kidney stabs on... Yeah, Zicki looks rough. Yeah. And also Nick comes running in and starts doing CPR on her and I thought should you do CPR on someone with major wounds to their torso? Yeah, it's CPR and someone with major wounds to their torso? Yeah, it's CPR. It's for everybody for every situation. Well, it works. It works. It worked. See? Till Nickie's wrong. There's like an aerial shot at this point. And it's morning and there's just all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all the kids the kids. the kids. the kids. the kids. the kids. the kids. the kids. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. the. C. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. works. It works. Tell Nicky's wrong. There's like an aerial shot at this point of, it's morning and there's just all the kids lined up in body bags, which I fucking hate. I also love that we've already learned that her name is Christine.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Yeah. And I was like, oh, see Berman. And then Nick's like, your name's Christine. Thank you, Movie. So where's the hand the hand the hand the hand the hand the hand the hand the hand the hand where's the hand? They gotta get the hand. Because the kids have found the body, but we're back to 1994. The kids have found the body, they need the hand. Where's the hand? Um, I have the note they find the hand.
Starting point is 00:47:17 It's at the mall. Oh, that's right. They're buried at the tree is in the mall, which I thought was a little bit in poor taste. A little bit. Because everybody in the town knows what this tree is. Totally. And Dina won't let Josh come with her to reunite the hand and body. Which is a bummer because I love Josh so much. And if he's not in the last movie. He's definitely in the last movie. Okay good. And then Dina is transported. Yeah. She's a vision. To 1616 times.
Starting point is 00:47:48 And she is apparently the witch. Yeah. Now I'm the witch now dog. Did you stick her out? Like the credits flash and then they show you what happens in 1666. Yes. I did see the, I did see the. I did see the. I did see. So it's all the actors from the other two movies. I just didn't see. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. th. th. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah................................................................................................................ the........... the.......... the other two movies. I just didn't see, maybe I missed Josh. Josh is in there for sure. Good. Yeah. So I was like, this looks fucking intense and I am definitely on board for this. I can't wait. So excited.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Katie. Alan. Can you read it? ? in places than the first one did. I think the first one was just a bit tighter, but I still loved it. What did I give the first one? An eight? I think so. A more than that? Eight and a half maybe? I'm gonna give it the same thing I gave the first one. It's great, yeah. Whatever that was, somebody look it up. Duplicates. Copy, paste. That's the tape. That's the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. that. that. that. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. Copy. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the th. the the the first. th. the first. the first. th. th. th. th. th. ta. toda. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. the first. the first. this movie more than the first one. I had lower expectations going into this one because I go what's going to be a slush movie, Bidi-boo. But the first one was a slasher movie and kind of and it was great. Yeah. And this was I think as good if not better it was really fun. Yeah. I'm gonna give it a nine. Great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:05 We're loving this series. Yeah, it's fantastic. It has not fallen off like Hell else LLC did. So far it's not Jesus yet. Oh man, well that was the third one. So spoilers for Hell Else. You remember when you told me that in the podcast and I lost it? Oh. Jesus! It was Jesus the whole time. He was always with us. Cognetti. Con-Yetti. When are you going to do a Hell House for? Come on, Cunetti. Wasn't there going to be a TV series? Or a podcast or something, right? I don't know. The TV series. Can they do a TV series? Can they do a TV series? I'm Googling? I'm giving it a goo goo? Goog? I'm gooing it. I? I? I, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th time? time? time? time? time? time? time? time. time. th. time. to to. time. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. the th going to be a TV series? Or a podcast or something, right? I don't know. The TV series. Can they do a TV series? I'm Googling. I'm giving it a goo. Oh man, I don't know. I don't see anything about it. Okay. Fuck it. Katie. Alan. Can I read your review that we were given on Apple podcast? I would love that. Who's it from? A builder dude? A builder dude? I give it 1, a Builder Dude! I give it 1,000 werewolves out of 10. That's not how numbers work, but I super appreciate it. Best horror slash comedy podcast out there.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Are there others? The hosts are great and I love their episodes, even if I haven't seen the movies they discuss. Succinct, on point and accurate. We love you a Builder Dude. Thank you so much. Do you think it's weird that people listen without having watched the movie? No, not at all. Really? What if they want to see the movie someday and they're like, oh my God?
Starting point is 00:50:32 I've told you, I think I've told you, the, my life. And I listened to a podcast that was an episode by episode recount of Saved by the Bell. Why did you like it? Because I like the host. I thought she was really funny. April Richardson. I think she was really funny. Oh, I think she was really funny. Oh, I think she was really.
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Starting point is 00:51:17 Someone was like, you can, you know, you can edit, you can, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, oh yeah. Oh, did you take it off? I took my last time off, yeah. I think I took Smith off too. Okay, okay. She's like, what do you put my real, you put my Christ name out there? My social security name. Is it on Twitter? Your government name? No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:34 No. If you Google my name, you get my like work website. like to keep it thank you. These are not crossovers. What are we doing next time Katie? You're looking at me because you know I don't know and I know you don't know because we're both looking at our phones even though we discussed it what? Two hours ago? Oh what is it? It was requested by fans. Oh yeah? A crossover episode of our loves of Christopher Sarandon and Imogen Poots. Pots in Sarandon. Fright Night, 2012. 11.
Starting point is 00:52:11 11. Sorry, I was off by the year. I don't want, they may have remade it again. And if Chris Sarandon's not in it, don't watch it. You've got a Doctor Who, a Colin Farrell. Why is he still in movies that was 10 years ago? I'm sure he's still in, yeah, he was in that lobster movie not too long ago. Lobster, I don't know what that means. It was a movie about lobster. Was it really out of the loop?
Starting point is 00:52:34 Am I just really out of the loop? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. As a person who's also out of the loop. How do I get in the loop? I read Reddit. I don't listen I don't even know what the loop is anymore. Yeah. I was watching a, do you ever watch Hot Ones? It's the YouTube. Oh the Wings Show? Yes. Yeah, no I haven't. There was an episode with Lord. She's married to Elon Musk? No, that's the other one. That's the that's. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. no I haven't. There was an episode with Lord. And I was like, oh Lord, she's married to Elon Musk. No, that's the other one. That's Grimes. Yeah. Lord seems cool though. Yeah, she does for sure. Yeah, I was watching. I was like, this person seems really cool for someone who might be, oh, she's not married. No, no, no, no, no. For someone who may have named the child in their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thi. thi. that. that's that's that's that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that's that. that's that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the other thi. the the the the other the the the the the thi o' the the thi o' that's that's that's that's thi. It would have to be completely detached with reality at this point. Oh my God, can you imagine just waking up in the morning and Elon Musk is next to you and you're just like, Nope. So this is it, huh? Super rich, my life is insane.
Starting point is 00:53:35 I wish I was dead. There's a really great show, I think it's called Made for Love on HBO, that is, that is the plot of it. It's a woman who marries like Silicon Valley billionaire that takes her out of reality basically. And makes her live in this like fabricated world. Oh my god. Yeah, and then she escapes it. It's really well done. Spoilers for that.
Starting point is 00:54:01 Well, it's literally the beginning of the show. Okay, try. You're like in it in the series series finale? She... So come back for Fright Night. Yeah. And then two weeks after that we'll be doing the final installation of the Fear Street Series. You got it. 1666. Oh, I see what they did there. Yeah. It's Satan. My uncle Dan wears a t-shirt that says 666, number of the beast, 664, the bloke next door. Wow. It's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Yeah. I've heard 668 Neighbor of the Beast. That doesn't rhyme. No, it wasn't supposed to. Oh. thanks for listening to another episode of World Fabulance. What a wrap-up. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. MADY Acton on Dead pools, Savini's sightings at the pool. Nothing to wait, Finland's cute, fulfilled reviews. Killing clouds and land the face.
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