Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 353- Halloween Kills (2021)
Episode Date: November 1, 2021Happy Halloween hangover day, EMTs! We hope you're still with us and that your stomachache from eating 400 fun-size Milky Ways is gone. In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new entry int...o the Halloween franchise, "Halloween Kills." Special topics for your consideration include: two of our patron saints (Jamie Lee Curtis and Judy Greer obviously), when flipping the script goes wrong and who is to blame for it, the lamentation of Josh Hartnett no longer existing in this universe, cop school, vigilante justice, sentimentality, and looking like you financially support NPR. We have never and probably will never cover the 1978 "Halloween," but we have covered "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (Episode 52), "Halloween H20" (Episode 201), "Halloween: Resurrection" (Episode 202), and "Halloween" (the Rob Zombie reimagining, Episode 304). Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies-- this month it's STALLONE-A-PALOOZA with the (probably) fine film "Demolition Man"! Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. werewolfambulance@gmail.com If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.Â
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Can I read you one of my first notes?
Please.
Can I read you one of my first notes?
Please.
Anthony Michael Hallowain? I thought, I guess I thought I could my first notes? Please. Anthony Michael Hall-Lawain?
I thought, I guess I thought I could do something with that.
I'd written it here and then...
It never comes up again.
That's not how you refer to him in all of your notes?
No, just AMH.
I was shocked to see Anthony Michael Halloween.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was just shocked as he and be, that he's a meathead.
I mean, you mean it in general?
Which is beefy?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
He got beefy in the late 80s, early 90s, though.
I feel like the last thing I saw him in was 16 candles.
Sure, when he was twiggy. called Johnny Be Good where he played a football player. Oh I do actually sort of remember this yeah. And he got beefy for that and just kept on beefin.
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Tommy Doyle was giving me MAGA vibes.
Tommy Doyle is a vigilante.
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I certainly did not.
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They're like the two houses right now, right?
Yeah.
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I wasn't thinking it until you said two houses.
So let's talk about Halloween.
Okay.
The first one.
Yeah.
I mean, the first new, 2018.
Oh, we thought you were going time. 1978, John Carpenter, Deborah Hill? No, to 2018.
2018? No, go ahead, please.
I was just going to ask who you thought of it.
Oh, I liked it, too.
It was fun.
Yeah. It was fun.
And this movie in true Halloween 2 fashion
took all the fun out of the first movie.
Why though? I mean, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they like they, in the time, the storyline now, Halloween 2 never happened.
Right, even though I think they use, they use some footage from Halloween 2 in this movie.
That's what I fucking thought. But anyway, Halloween 2 never happened because that doesn't, that movie
is not good. Right, right. And so they just made another not good Halloween too? I think, but like, if they were getting like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tho, tho, tho, th. th. Thea, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, th. they's, thi. thi. th. th. they, th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tho.. the. I think a bit of a bummer. I think it but like if they were getting like hyper meta about this and we're like okay we're doing the second one it's got to be not it's got to be
gorier. It's got to be darker and it's got to be not as good. It's got to lose what made the first one great. Check check and check. And so the third one is going to have Tom Macken's fucking in it. Fuck! And no sign of Michael Myers.
I walked into this really ready to like it.
Me too.
I was just amped up for it.
And I had heard mixed reviews.
I had discussions with people where they were disappointed.
I thought, well those people are probably snobs.
I thought the exact, I was like, oh you're just being negative to be negative, you're polar real, me. Yeah, yeah. And then I watched it and for the first bit I was like,
oh I'm having a great time. And then for the last bit I was like, I am not enjoying this.
Yeah, and then there's something that happened at the very end that made me go First time I watched it with my friend Ryan. Hello, Ryan.
In New Jersey, where we were chatting via the internet
back and forth while watching it.
And how did you two feel about it?
Uh, about the same.
Yeah.
It was pretty mediocre.
And then you watched it a second time.
I did because I had use the biggest font. I do. I'd like to be able to not miss anything.
Yeah. I wonder if I can make my font bigger. I do it because often I will watch movies without
my glasses on so I can see the TV fine, but for something that is close up I'll need it to be big.
So what you're saying is you need bifocals? I do. I have try focals. I mean I do because it's like it progresses.
I have like all the vocals because it progresses all the way down.
Oh, uh, oh, uh, oh.
Old man, problems.
Gotta use a big font.
Are we ever told why Lori doesn't just move to Florida?
In this movie, they're're like how did he find you and it's like well she fucking lives in Haddonfield so. And
everyone knows where she is at all times. Every moment. Because she's the crazy
lady. Mothuckers you're all crazy because you all do the wrong thing at
all times. Everyone in this movie looks at their choices and goes wrong please. Even there's one guy who the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoes tho thi tho tho thoes thoes tho to to to o' to o' to o' to o' to to to to to to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho toy toy. toy. toy. toy. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to makes the right choice and then immediately
follows it up with the wrong choice. Tell me who. So we meet the the older
couple that are flying the drone around their house. Yeah, Sandra.
Sandra and I can't remember the dude's name. Sandra is the only one I cared for.
Sure, Sandra was great. They were actually both great. Her partner goes into the
bed, they hear a noise, he goes into the bathroom and turns on the light and Michael Myers is in there
smashes the light, he shuts the door and he's like, holy shit, run, call the fucking cops.
Yeah. And then steps in front of a window in front of Michael Myers. Yeah. I feel like if someone's in your house, you get the fuck out of your house immediately. Yeah, toot sweet. Yeah. Tooth sweet.
Tell that to Big John a little, John. Ugh.
That was a weird thing.
I didn't like it.
Was that one guy from Mad TV?
Oh, you mean Michael McDonald?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I got so excited when people were like, oh, Boba. It was not that Michael McDonald. No. He was not taking
into the streets. No. So I don't know. Like we can get into it I guess. Yeah, we probably should. Oh, we're
going to do spoilers if you haven't seen Halloween kills. Yeah, good. You have. Everybody has.
Yeah. I don't remember how it opens because I just have a lot of notes about my feelings about
it.
We pick up precisely where the last movie ended with Bonnie walking down the street and he sees
a cop that's been downed as he's trying to call his, uh, Laurie Strud's granddaugh.
Bonnie.
Bonnie is Lonnie's son whose name I cannot remember right now. Oh you just called him you just
called him Bonnie. Because he is dressed as Bonnie from Bonnie and Clyde.
Oh I have no memory of that. Yeah I'm in his friend were going out as Bonnie
got it. So he's dressed as Bonnie that was sorry. Cameron Elom is
is walking down the street and sees Officer Hawkins down and calls for help.
Right and Officer Hawkins is like he needs to die and I'm the one
who's going to kill him. Tonight. Spoilers, he does not. He does absolutely nothing. I did like that
Joe Bob Briggs referred to Michael Myers as turning into a human tank. He just cannot be destroyed at
this point. And it's kind of redonculus. It really is.
So then we immediately go into flashback of Officer Hawkins remembering the first time
he encountered the shape.
Yes.
When he was a bad cop.
Was he a bad cop?
He was a rookie cop on the fourth.
Right, he shot his friend in the neck.
That's not part of cop school. They teach you actually not to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot the their to their their their to their their to be their their their their their th. their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theat tooooooooooooooo. the. the. the. the. the. your friends in the neck. I would assume. I mean I think that's a fine limb to go out. I think so.
Having not been to cop school myself. Pops can't touch. I believe it's called
Police Academy. Oh yeah. And Bobcett towar. And so is High Tower. And Guttenberg. Love Gutenberg. And the off-mention Michael Winslow in this podcast.
How has Steve Gutenberg never done a horror movie? I'm looking it up.
Gutenberg, horror. You don't consider cocoon to be a horror movie when those old men are talking about their boners while they're walking around. Oh. Oh, he has. Oh, oh. Oh, fuck. Lava Lantula. It's one of those like shark-nato movies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. the the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Oh, fuck. Lava Lantula.
It's one of those like Shark Nato movies.
Yeah.
He must live because he also does two lava, two lancela.
I did like lava, two lancela.
Do you like two lancela.
He's really tickling something inside of me.
I'm pretty happy right now.
The idea of something being too lancelot is very funny to me. Okay he was in a horror movie called Cornered
Exclamation Point, a vicious killer talks a group of friends playing poker
in a Los Angeles liquor store. And then the fourth movie on this list is
short circuit. Decidedly not a horror movie except for the treatment of Fisher
Stevens as an Indian man.
Yes, what Fisher Stevens did is horrific in that film.
I don't think he intended for it to be.
I think they did that to him.
I like the juror of Fisher Stevens apologist.
I mean, yes, he auditioned for the role.
Yeah, you had to do the voice. Oh yeah, that's true. So we see
Halloween, we're back to Halloween 1978. Hawkins and decidedly not 78
looking police officers are chasing down Michael Myers. Right. And they lose
him. He just ghosts them in the middle of the street. He can do that. Supernatural being at this point.
Definitely. And then him and his cop buddy find him in the Myers house.
Right.
Though he's looking out the window saying,
the one of the cops is looking out the window saying,
Hadnfield, a place where nothing ever happens.
Yeah.
And he gets mushed.
This is the same cop that earlier was like, you know what used to know,
and the guy's like pulls the wings off butterflies and was a real bad guy like in that Rob zombie movie and the guy's like, no he was nothing like that Rob zombie movie.
I always forget the Rob zombie movies are like movies.
I never saw the sequel to his Halloween.
Oh, Halloween too.
Is it, what's it about?
It's Halloween two?
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Three? I think the answer is probably three. That was like the most obvious, like,
the Rob zombie's? Yeah. I don't
think so. Okay good. Did you like the slip knock masks? Was that what you liked about it? I mean that
seems like something I might like. Or the Ken Foray's character who's taken a dump and gets attacked by Michael
Myers? No I did not like Kfore a taking a dump and getting attacked. You're right. I didn't like it. Oh, there's that really gratuitous rape scene, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I'm out again.
Yeah.
I think I just like that little kid playing Michael Myers.
Sure, he was adorable.
Yeah.
And Sherry Moon Zombie.
Have you see the pictures of Sherry Moon Zambi as Lily Monster?
No.
I bet, I bet she looks. Yeah, he wants to give her work. Yeah. Also, it's like a tax write-off for him. Yeah. And also, it's the fucking monsters, who cares?
Also, like, she's fine.
She's fine.
There's a worse.
Anyway, are we into this movie yet?
Yeah, yeah, so, right.
The cop gets matched by Michael Myers,
He's like, the neck while he's trying to hit Michael Myers and then Michael Myers is like, whoops a doozy, and just gets away.
He's like, now look what you've done.
And goes and waits outside for Dr. Lumas to have him arrested.
Right. How did you feel about the guy in Dr. Lumas makeup?
I thought it was actually very good. Yeah, yeah. Every time Dr. Luma showed up, I was ha. I was excited that it wasn't CGI, that it was actual like just somebody in
prosthetics. Made it look, it looked fine, yeah, great. I would watch a movie
with that guy in it. Believe that it was Donald Pleasant, yeah. I also thought
that Michael looked great and has like good bearing. Sure, it's your boy. It's your boy. Yeah, it's the boy, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. It's, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, I that's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I's, I's, I's, I's, I th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. It's, like, right? Is it Nick Castle? Yeah, he's still running around in there. Oh, gosh, he must be an old man.
He is, and he's when you see Michael without the mask on, that's Nick Castle with makeup on.
God, he was so hunky when he was young.
Sure, he's not a bad guy-looking guy as an older gentleman.
Oh, hey, whatever.
Okay. Sorry you'd to hit it with Nick. Yeah. How did you feel about Lonnie? Everyone's all excited because Lonnie's in this movie.
I don't remember Lonnie. So Lonnie is the kid who is harassing Tommy Doyle with his pumpkin
at the schoolyard. Oh. Yeah, right? Exactly. This is sort of the thing. This movie is so fucking
sentimental about itself. Sure. It's about the franchise, I mean.
It feels like the series finale to a TV show
that's been on forever.
It feels like the series finale of like friends or something
where they gotta wrap up every storyline
and they have to like pull it your heartstrings
and remind you how important it all was
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Right, there's going to be another one.
And how?
How are you going to make a movie without Judy Greer?
Spoiler alert.
Well, you just said that at the top of the episode, my friend.
You said we're going to do spoilers. Oh, that's right. So how did you feel about, well we see Lonnie being tormented,
insinuated that he got, he tormented because he was tormented. By the Malaney. By the Malani's. I fucking love the Malani's. I fucking love the Malani's. The one kid with like, is that a fright wig? Is that your hair. Is th. Is th. Are th. Are th. I? I? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm like. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. thi. thi. thi. to feel to feel to feel like like like like. to feel thi. to feel thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I the is that a fright wig? Is that your hair? Is that your hair? Are you a middle-aged small man?
Are you a middle-aged Chucky doll?
Oh my god.
That's what we're doing.
You said I could pick a movie coming up.
Yeah, we're gonna do a Chuckie.
We're gonna do a bride of Chuckie.
Oh, nice.
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Okay, I'll think on it.
Tune in next week to find out why she's doing this to me.
Yeah.
So these kids are torbiting Lonnie and they're like,
you're going to die tonight, Lonnie. You suck and like spitting on him and stuff.
And then a cop rolls will be like, hey, you see the guy in a white mask, he just murdered some kids down the street. The kids are like, what sink?
So all the cops are terrible in this town?
Well, like, get those children to safety.
Sure, get in the car I will drive you home right now.
There are other cops looking for the guy in the white mask.
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I wouldn't hope so.
I would hope so.
I think Bobcats got a whole class on that.
That's Gutenberg.
Not Gutenberg.
Too lava.
Two lanchola.
Two lanchola.
Two lancholins.
I feel like a lola is a delicious dessert that I would order, but can we get two Alancho
over?
It's either like something classy and Italian, or it's like, um, molten chocolate huma's from
TGI Fridays, you know?
It's an onion drink with a chocolate cake in the center.
I would eat the fuck out of that.
Copyright, copyright, copyright. Didn't work for Stephen Kang. It won't work for this.
Work for our new blooming onion. So Lonnie is on his way home after the encounter with the police officer.
And having a very traumatic evening,
Lonnie is. Yeah, Lonnie's not doing great. He bumps into the boogie man who knocks him to
the ground when he runs into him. Yeah. And then he's like, oh no, it's the boogie man, but
then there's the cops there. Right. And We don't need more characters in this movie. Huh? Yeah.
How are you gonna get a mob if you don't keep adding more and more characters?
I mean, you can get there's just a man in like a leopard suit and I was like, you know, you do you leopard man.
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So then we get the cops arresting Michael Myers out in front of the Myers house.
Yes.
And Dr. Lumas tries to shoot him, but Hawkins stops him from shooting him.
Right.
Because extrajudicial killing is never a good idea.
Though Hawkins has just murdered his friend upstairs.
Hmm, don't the cops are going to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover the the to cover the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the cops are going to cover that up. Yes, yes, which is brutal.
And then we get the opening credits.
Yeah.
And I really liked all the different pumpkins on fire.
Loved them.
I thought it looked really, really nice.
Very fun. Very nice throwback.
Yeah, callback.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah? I did. Speaking of callbacks.
Yeah, yeah, I did.
I did.
I do.
Then we go to a karaoke night at a local dive bar.
I like how those people were mad that our protagonists were being too loud.
It's a karaoke bar.
If you're not just shouting nothing at the top of your lungs. Why are you there? We're trying to enjoy the karaoke. Now you're not.
I'm trying to have a screaming conduct over here.
So who are the people that show up at the karaoke bar being too loud?
It's everyone from every movie that ever happened before.
We've got Tommy Doyle, who's Anthony Michael Hall. Yes.
We've got Lindsay Wallace, who is played by Kyle
Richards who played her as a child, right? Yes, yeah. And is a real housewife
of Beverly Hills? Is she? Oh no, I was going to say she looks great and I'm happy
that she's doing this, but I also do not want, I've never seen one of those shows,
but I assume that they're not like nice and jovial people. No one's like, oh, the random X of kindness on real housewives.
Who is she married to that she is a housewife?
Oh, I don't know.
Well, let's find out.
Okay.
Do, doo-doo, doo-doo, do-doo.
Maricio Umanski.
Oh, of course.
The Umansy family fortune.
He's a real estate broker. Also there is Marian Chambers, the nurse from the original movie. Yeah, nice to see her.
Which is fun because she died in H2O or Resurrection?
Oh, damn.
Well, those movies never happened in the...
Right, right, right.
But she, her character is in one of those movies, and is it Joseph Gordon?
Who's in the Halloween movies that we did?
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He's right at the very beginning. Yes, him and his friend break into her house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. So I was like, oh, you get to die twice in this franchise. Yeah.
Yeah. And she's so she dies in like, thii's in then she also dies in like the way that she was attacked in the first movie, which
I thought was nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The final person is Lonnie, who is played by Robert Longstreet.
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sorry, and I think he, and he's in Midnight Mass. Oh, okay. Yeah, and he's great in those.
Hmm, I don't remember him from Haunting of Hill House. He is the groundskeeper.
Ah, I'd have to see it again. I feel like I watch these shows and then they're gone a year later from my brain. For sure. Is that pandemic or is that aging? I think it's a lot of pandemic. Okay. Yeah, there. Yeah.
There's, yes. I've had that recently with audio books where I've like listened to an entire
audio book and be like, nope. No, nothing. Nothing stuck. Voicent. the void where the words once where the words once were. Yeah, where that story that story that story that story that story that story that story that story that story that story that story that story that story that story that story. That's that story. That's that story. That's that story. That's the story. That's the story. That's the story. the story. the story. the the the the story. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the a gaping hole. Probably fill with jackaladards if we're being honest. Yeah but just the like candy corn jackalanders. It's so cute.
I mean that mallow cream. So yeah they're all being rowdy because they're
celebrating surviving Michael Myers. Weird but all right, whatever it takes.
Because it's the 40th anniversary. Right it is. Which is fine. So if there was in the town you lived in, Gibsonia, Pennsylvania.
A multi-homicide event on Halloween night.
Yeah.
That would be legend, right?
Yeah.
Do you think you would have to go up at a karaoke bar and retell that story?
No.
Okay.
No.
I don't think anyone would want you to. But it does seem like a situation in which he's doing that and everyone's like, well, th, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to me, to me, thi. And, to me, to me, toa, toa, toa, too, toa, to. And, toa, toa, toa, too, toa, toa, to me, to me, toathink anyone would want you to. But it does seem like a situation in which he's doing that and everyone's like, well, here
he goes.
Like, I guess we toast to you.
It's very uncomfortable.
It's very uncomfortable.
And this is my first, why does this feel like a weird mega speech that he's giving
right now?
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that I was like, you seem like Qadon right now.
I think you mistrust white men with shaved heads and no necks,
which I think is fair in the year of our Lord and Savior 2021.
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Yes, because she has been stabbed. There's blood everywhere. Yes. But she and Judy Greer and, oh, I don't have the actress's name who's playing the daughter?
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I'm going to go out and live and say she has a show in serious XM.
You're gugin' it.
Of course I'm gugin' it.
What else do I have to talk about?
Old Guggenheim over there?
Oh, Guggenheim.
She's a fine art photographer. Yeah, yeah, she always seemed like her and Kurt Loder were like, oh, you're actually reporters.
Yeah, that they had some like, they actually went to journals in school.
Yeah.
So yeah, they're on route to the fire, to the fire, to the hospital, and then we see the
firefighters at Lori's home who were having a bad day.
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Right, which was like that fun twist of like you think it's their panic room to
lock themselves in and they're like no actually it's to lock him in.
Yes. And then good on up 100 firefighters? Yeah. I
mean this was a scene where I was like oh he looks great he's doing a great job
but they're spraying him with a firehose he doesn't give a shit. It's just very
vicious. The firehose is like you have to check that firehose's prostate because
this dream coming out of it's so weak. Yeah, well, again, Nick Castle's an old man, huh? But just like, he just starts picking up firefighter implements and murdering them with them.
Yeah.
And I really liked the guy who's like, I'm gonna start this circular saw up for some reason.
Yeah.
And like, then Michael Myers just like lifts it up and puts it in the guy's face.
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murders taken out of this movie because he said it was violence against firefighters.
Sir, have you ever seen a horror movie or met a woman?
I was going to be like...
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Also like no one has anti-firefighter sentiment and they're cops but good.
They're hot guys in uniforms who come and just do good things. They're like
society's miracle. Don't fucking come at me and act like you're oppressed.
Firefighters. I appreciate your work. Thank you.
Yes, thank you very much. Thank you for your service
My next man says remember when surgery was just on TV
Don't know why oh because we see Lori getting surged right okay. That's why and it just called it surgied
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And I was thinking about how surgery was just on TV and a time of like channel flipping too,
where you had to like go through the dial to find what you wanted and you would just
suddenly be watching someone's gallbl't want to be seeing that. Or just like watching someone get liposuction where they're like being stabbed with
what looks like a cattle prod and you're just like holy shit this is on cable.
Was there just not prestige television? Yeah was madman not around to do a
rerunnel? I mean people say we're living in the golden age of television but I have to say surgery TV. He was nasty. It was nasty. It was nasty. It was nasty. I was nasty. I was nasty. I was nasty. I was nasty. I was nasty. I was nasty. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was that was like thi. I was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. It was nasty. Oh it was always nasty. But I think that was the attraction to
it right? Yeah, oh I watched a ton of surgery TV because I'm a nasty girl. Not in a
c. Not that Janice Jackson got away. No, not the chin. Did you call her Janice Jackson?
She gets surging. We see that Sheriff Brackett, formerly Sheriff Brackett, is now the very
aged security card at the hospital.
Oh, okay. I was supposed to know him.
Yeah, he is, he's the sheriff from the first movie.
I just don't remember. Okay. His name is, the actor's name is Charles Cifers.
He's still doing it, huh? And you would know him from he's the one who is hitting on Adrian Barbeau in the fog
when they're having phone conversations. He is some muckety muck in escape from New York. He's like the
mayor or something I can't remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in a ton of. I mean I recognized him, but not necessarily from the first Halloween. Right. And he. And he. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. the the the the he's he's he's the he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's the the the the the the the the one. He's the one. He's the one. He's the one. He's the one. He's the the one. He's the the the the the the the the the th. He's in a ton of. I mean, I recognized him, but not necessarily from the first Halloween. Right, right. And also in my brain, that was John Saxon, even though I know
it isn't. No, to fall off and he spins
his head up on?
She's like, no, it stays on, great.
See, that's a movie I've seen and I remember nothing about.
Sure, sure.
That wasn't even that long ago.
No, that was very recent.
Great. It's thank you. So yeah, we see Sandra and her partner get killed. Like, you know,
they're just death bait, but you still feel bad because they set them up that you like them.
They seem nice enough. For sure. Yeah. And Michael Myers doesn't care if you seem nice enough. He's
going to fuck you up. He's going to break your drone and then kill you. Yeah. She was pretty he, this is gonna be a deep cut,
okay, hopefully you can follow me here.
Why did he murder Sandra like he was Necro Butcher,
the underground wrestler?
Are you familiar with Necro Butcher?
I am not.
He's a big like, stab me with broken light bulbs kind of guy.
There's a clip online of him doing a light bulb match
and he like stands up and pulls a light bulb out of his arm and stuff comes out
and someone goes, oh man look at Butcher's arm! It's just like holy shit he's got a
really high threshold for pain. He's, have you seen the wrestler? I have not.
Oh okay no he's in the wrestler for those who have seen it. He's the guy who threshold for pain. He's, have you seen the wrestler? I have not.
Oh, okay.
No, he's in the wrestler for those who have seen it.
He's the guy who staples Mickey Rork.
Oh, okay.
It's him with a staple gun.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, because that's the thing that means.
I would like to see Mickey. Do you have like, he breaks a light bulb and stabs her in the throat with it? And now we're backyard wrestling?
What are we doing here, Michael Meyer?
Yeah, I did not like that.
No.
Uh, uh,
and we get to watch Sandra breathing her last breaths as she watched her husband
get stabbed to death repeatedly.
After we've just seen them be nice to each other.
It's like I hate this in horror movies. This is a thing I really don't like is where they introduce two nice people just so you
can watch them die.
For sure.
It's cheap to me.
And it's also like unnecessarily brutal in this.
It's mean, yeah.
Michael Myers, like what is he doing there?
Why does he go there a murder spree, right? Like he's just...
Yeah. Because these movies, what these movies presuppose is that he's not hunting Lori Strode.
Right.
He's just a homicidal maniac.
But having to do with his house.
Right, exactly.
Like the whole reason that he wants to kill her is because she came to his house in 1978. Right. And like that, they're, because in the, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Right. And like that, because in the last movie it was the doctor who was driving him around
trying to find Lori Strode and make it a thing.
Right, the doctor had like set it all in motion.
Yeah, right.
So then we cut to the bar and there's this very sweet older bartender.
And I'm like, oh, theythankfully they don't. Yeah, he'll probably die in the next movie. He was the one who supplied us with old Huckleberry. Yeah, there were a lot of
baseball bats in that bar actually. Yeah, for sure. So they hear about Michael
Myers. This is so this part is very frustrating because we see a news story on the
TV in a world where people get their news from television news in the year of our Lord and Savior 2021, that two escaped convicts
are still on the loose and they show pictures of them.
Yes.
And then later, everyone's trying to kill that guy and they're like, how do you know it's
not him? It's like, because he's the fucking other guy.
He's the Danny DeVito as the penguin-looking, he sure is. he's not obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, the penguin looking motherfucker. He sure is. He's not obviously Michael Myers who
you saw on the television earlier. Yes everyone's on Michael Myers face the way
the movie handles it is like Tommy moves his head and that he comes into focus
the TV goes out of focus but you clearly see that the first guy is the other guy.
So they think that Michael Myers is in the parking lot
stealing the doctor and nurse's car?
Yes. Oh yeah, we've met a doctor and nurse too, fine. It doesn't matter. They're like, they matter not for the film.
Except that they do die later with Mary and tap.
But their Halloween costumes are he's dressed as a doctor and she's dressed as a nurse, even though that's not their jobs, they're reversed it. What this movie presupposes is that women can be doctors.
Katie, I have news for you.
It's so funny that they're like, whoa, we really flip the script.
It's a lady doctor!
You're supposed to be like, oh wow, didn't see that coming.
I feel like I'm shocked.
I have a confession.
Yeah.
Everything like that in thia, thia, that, that, that, tha, that,. Everything like that in this movie I blamed on Danny McBride.
Did you? Yeah, because he co-wrote the movie. That's fair. I was just like, hmmm. Danny McBride's fingers in it?
Oh man. And so when they're leaving the bar is this when the evil dies tonight?
Chance starts for the first time. I hate it. I hate it too. We see the person drive away in the the doctor.. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor the doctor. the doctor the doctor the doctor the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. I hate it too. We see the person drive
away in the doctor and nurse's car and immediately wreck it and I was like
well Michael's peripheral vision is gonna suck with that mask on for sure.
But it isn't it's the other guy why is he such a bad driver?
Also I feel like someone would be taping this on their phone and yelling either World
Star or putting it on Tick-Tock. Yeah.
Yeah.
We meet Big John and Little John.
They're a flamboyantly gay couple.
Yeah.
And it's just kind of like...
Who live in the Myers house?
Yes.
And they're having an argument about what a good Halloween night is. Yeah. I'm fine with getting high and listening to like
retro Halloween records.
I'm totally fine with that.
Yeah, it was one of them made a sharkoery board.
Yeah, I'm also fine with fucking around
with the shark boatery board.
I feel like you could combine those two things.
Those are ideal combinations.
Yeah.
Before your time.
I see.
But it was just like, OK, what are these guys?
They spend a lot of screen time.
They do.
And they keep openly, not openly, repeatedly calling each other Big John.
Yeah, was that a reference to something else?
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What this movie likes to do is flip the script.
The script has been flipped.
So kids come over and pretend that they gave their candy bars out to them and there was a razor blade
in it and one of the girls is dying. This is a palsy scheme because it also involves breaking into their home.
Yeah.
And the kid comes on and he's just like, I took the rest of your fucking candy.
And you're like, wait a minute.
What?
But I like that Big John and Little John immediately go into like existential bullying of these children?
They do they do. Yeah, and they never get theirs. They don't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thuuuucoe. I too. I too. I too. I too. I tooe. tooe. tooea. tooea. tooe. tooe. I took Oh, frankly, those children had it coming. They did. Yeah. And they never get theirs.
They don't. They don't. Maybe in part three. I can only hope. So then we're at the hospital.
Yeah. And there's all these dead bodies from the cops a room with the window blinds open to the hallway? Like, is it across from the bathroom, presumably?
I don't think that's how they do.
I mean, they're a little loosey-goosey in Haddonfield, as we know.
Crazy.
Like, there are, there are so, there are several scenes in which people look
through that window and see a dead loved one.
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Yeah.
I was like, is this Halloween or is this just your thing?
What, is that, who, is that a right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, the only thing I could think was like, oh, I'm the new sheriff in town.
Yeah, is it a blazing sadd. Is that what you're doing here? Because I would not be surprised. Come on, Danny McBride. This is also your fault.
So an angry mob forms, and I thought, well, I'd kind of like to be part of an angry mob.
Would you?
You think you can get down with some mob?
the mob vigilania?
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Notoriously going to turn on you.
I can't trust them.
No.
Cops tell Karen and Lori that, and Allison that, or no, they tell Allison and Judy Greer
that Michael's not dead. And Allison's immediately like, well, I'm going to fuck him up, and I, and I, and I'm th, and I'm th, and I'm th, and I'm th, and I'm th, and I'm th, and I'm th, and I'm th, and I'm th, and I'm tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, tel, tel, tel, tel, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, tel, cops, cops, tel, cops, tel, tel, tel, th, th, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tel, tel, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, cops this mother fuck her up gonna fuck him up you're a 17 year old girl yeah no 17 year old is that brave
her and her boyfriend are the bravest
hazeously so yeah and the parents are just like well god speed to you like when
they get to the park and they split up it's like let's send the tee and the teeanagers over there this one has a shotgun they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like the the they're like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their they. they. they. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they their their they they they they they. they. I I they. I the the theeeea they. they. the the the the the they. I the the they. they're they. I they're send the teen, the teenagers over there. This one has a shotgun.
They're like, it's not going apple bobbing.
Like, they're going on a murder spree.
Murder spree.
So they're in the park.
And they leave, what, Lindsay and Marion and Marion and Marion in think, and the, no, Lindsay leaves to go and talk to the kids on the swing set. Right.
And Marion and the doctor nurse couple are in the car.
That's right, that's right.
They don't look at her, I guess, at all, to find out that she's being attacked by Michael
Myers.
They just are totally not paying attention.
Totally oblivious.
Ok, okay. windows with it. I don't know but it's very very powerful. Yeah, yeah, he's got a strong palm.
I like when he made the doctor lady shoot herself in the face. I thought that was very funny.
I read a review that was like talking about the kills in this movie and how ridiculous they are.
And they're like, the person review was like, I don't know how to feel about this because it's blatantly funny that he makes her shoot herself in the face by hating her with a door. Yeah. But it's like on the
other side of that a woman just got murdered. Yeah I don't know it's funny I'm
sorry. I think this was the same article I was reading that was talking
about how this movie flips a convention on its head where it's like almost everybody he's dying is like people of color and like a queer couple and like
it's going after like it's not just like attacking white folks in some way.
Okay. And like I don't love the idea of equal opportunity murder.
For sure. Like well that's not the representation people want to see in film is it? Is it? Is that what they mean? But it's just like is that was that on purpose? Like, it's that? It's that on purpose? Like, it's like it's like it's like it's like it's that? It's that? It's th? It's th? It's th? It's th, it's th, it's th, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's it's it's it's it's th. It's th. It's th. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's going? It's going? It's going? It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's that? It's that? It's that? It's that? It's that? It's that? It's that? It's that? It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's th. It's th in film is it? Is that what they mean?
But it's just like is that was that on purpose? Like I kept... In which case is it
racist? I was putting this weird sheen on this film that it doesn't deserve because
it was shot in 2019 but so we get the whole like vigilante thing where the
mobs running through the hospital and it gets to the point where they're chanting evil dies tonight and breaking windows with fire extinguishers and I was like, oh, this is,
this is hitting bad in 2021. It's, it's prescient for its time when it was made, yeah.
Because I was like, they could not have filmed this since January. No, no way that happened.
Yeah. Also remember when that happened. Remember when the
government was almost overthrown? Remember how that's being rewritten as not that
now? Oh Allison also left Butcher Knife with Lori wrapped up in her shirt. Yeah, just
I got a bloody shirt next to her pillow going, Grandmother, this will be here when you need it.
I'm your murder granddaughter. We're gonna both be
murder heroes. And there's this incredibly weirdly sentimental scene between
Jamie Lee Curtis and the cop. Why? Why? And it's all she gets to do in this movie.
It's a travesty that she has so little to do in this film. Why is that? Did she just not want to do it?
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thing about the last movie was like her being a badass. Yeah, she's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that's cool. She's cool. She's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that. She's that's that's that's cool. She's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's that's th. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's we get this like, I thought you were cute discussion.
But you liked Ben Tramer.
And it's like, did you really just do this whole scene to name-drop Ben Tramer?
A character who is not seen nor heard from in the first movie, just mentioned in passing.
Which, you know, I don't like that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's just like everyone is also taking a lot of breaks to be sentimental, but breaks from
hunting a killer.
You know?
Uh-huh.
So they run the little penguin-looking man, oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuzz.
Yeah, and Karen is trying to do her best to stop them.
Yes, which is a very sad scene all around because Judy Greer fucking rocks. I love Judy Greer.
And she's putting like this pathos into it. They're like, oh she's really sad
that this man is going to get beaten to death and or kill himself. Yeah.
And then the lingering camera shot on his exploded brains? That was weird.
Yeah. I didn't I didn't hate it. No. But I didn't love it either But I was like no, but I'm currently sad that this man's dead
Why do I have to look at his brain? We the POV characters caused this man's death
And it's almost like the point is to be like well mob justice isn't real justice and you're like I know
I know! Then Jamie Lee Curtis injects herself in the ass with like,
why did she have to do it so forcefully?
I thought of you though because you've talked before about having a shot in the butt, well I don't wind up for it.
After she gives herself the butt shot, I just have a note that says, this is bonkers.
Yeah, it is. My next note says, wait, was that guy on Matt TV?
So we must be back with the Johns.
Who was his character that like was a little kid?
Oh, like.
You know what?
That's in my, that's in my gone for forever.
What's his name was like Stan or something?
Something? It's like a hatch opened in the back of my skull and all these things just pour out. But I like the whole like he left the back door open and
Michael Myers sneaks into their house. Yeah. But then they could have just
left their house and called the cops and been like there's a man in our house.
Yeah they could have. You know they had a cell phone in a pocket somewhere. Uh-huh. Yeah. Although in his defense, big, big job was just in a pair of silk boxers and an A shirt.
So. Yeah, well, he was doing his best. Yeah, he was just wanting to smoke weed and listen
to records. Same. Um, and hopefully that's our crudery plate. Oh, here, here I described the escaped convict as a bag of yucky oatmeal. That's what he looked like.
Oh, when he was on the ground.
Yeah.
And this is where I also wrote,
Still quite a few protagonists left.
Um,
Michael,
Michael stabbing Big John in the armpit and then gouging his eyes on it?
I was like, what are we doing here, Michael?
I like, I do like all the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the deaths the. Sure. I like, I do like all the deaths in this. I think they're fun and gory and slashery and
exciting, whatever. What is Michael do? Why is Michael doing this? I mean, I still like that he does
his dioramas where he sets people up and like he posed all those people with their, like the Halloween three masks on? Yes, which......... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. I. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. I. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. I. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. people with their like the Halloween three masks yes which is very sick on the merry-go-round lightly
because merry-go-rounds are nightmares anyway and then he poses Big John
and little John and the same is in the picture yeah we're supposed to feel
something about that I think yeah I think so because it's the series finale
I do love when killers put on a weird record though, which he does in their house.
Sure, sure.
Yeah.
Very strangers, the beginning of, you're next where they put on that Dwight Twilly song,
the keep coming back, yeah.
And then he kills Cameron.
And you think for a moment he's going to spare Cameron, and I thought that is too fucking
sentimental.
So I was actually very pleased when Cameron died. No sentimentality. No.
And Allison has to watch Cameron die.
Fine. You were the one who wanted to go a monster hunting.
Yeah. No pity.
And then Judy Greer stabs him in the back and saves Allison.
And throws the weapon on the ground and is just like stepping on him with her little kids.
You know, like to...
Judy! Did you get nothing from your mother?
I don't know, I feel like the ability to stab sort of the back with a pitch for it is a pretty big move.
No, that's a big move.
It's a big move.
And it turns out that she had set him up for a beat down trap.
Yes.
And I was wondering if unmasking Michael Myers is a where like now he has to retire. Yeah, yeah. It's a real Richard Ramirez scenario that comes out here. Oh is it? Yeah, that's how the nightstalker Richard Ramirez is caught
was like a vigilante mob basically. Oh, I didn't realize. They put his like a, what's it called, an
e-fit of him out and people recognized him basically just walking down a street in California, and all the neighbors ran out of their houses and like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, like, like, their, like, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, like, like, their, like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their....... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. Yeah out of their houses and like honestly if the cops hadn't come the neighbors would have beaten him to
death. So Tommy Doyle didn't have to drive around California and recruit
everybody who could find on the street. We're gonna need some good folks to go
out here and January 6th I mean beat up Michael Myers. Yeah I can see where you're going with Tommy Doyle as a mag of guy. I feel like that's not Tommy Doil like that's. I that's. I that's. I'm that's. I'm that's. I'm that's. I'm that's. I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me to me to me to me the their their their their to me their to me. I they. I to me. I they. I to me. I'm to me. I'm to me. I to me. I'm to me to me. I to me to me to me's fault. He came first, you know. And I realize,
again, I'm putting my 2021 spin on this thing that was made in 2019, different animal entirely.
So they start beating him down and he's taking the beat down. And Leopard Man shoots him a couple
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NPR donor? Who at one point was chanting evil dies tonight and I was like really
NPR lady? I just love chanting. Yeah. But also like fucking put Michael
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because you know Big John does. So they beat him down and then Lori gives this
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like triumphing over evil if I recall correctly. Okay, okay. And then of course
Michael gets up and kills everyone in the mop. Including Tommy.
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lady too yeah because she was trying to fight him with an iron man well not a
great plan I need of all the things in your home
be like running at him with like an oscillating fan like I will like I will take
the plastic covering off the front of this tell me I won't but you'd have to yell it through the fan well it was like and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoes I I I I I was thoooooooooooo. I tea. I tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te. te. I was. I was. I have to yell it through the fan while it was. And
then Michael this like pulls old-fashioned Michael Myers disappearing act and
Judy Greer goes into the Myers house and she's walking around. Looking out that
same said window. After she sees the ghost of young Michael Myers in the
window and he's like how would you know what he looks like? Yeah you were
years from being born. And also, Josh Hardin is her brother.
No.
I really take issue with the fact
that Josh Hardinette was never born, but OK.
And that your mom was never the superintendent of a school or whatever.
Headmistress.
And there was no big, luscious melons.
Does that mean those big luscious melons. Does that mean those big, luscious melons never existed?
I hate that for us.
That means we must never speak of them again.
And then the movie does the shittiest thing.
Kills fucking Judy Greer.
Why? Why did he do that?
I don't know?
I guess.
I guess.
No, so now Allison has lost both of her parents. Or maybe it's going to be like a grandma trains you to be a, you know, a monster killer for
the third.
I guess.
I mean, is it just like, like, Lori would have killed him in the next movie, regardless
of what happened in this movie?
Yeah.
We didn't.
And let's give Judy Greer more work because I love watching her act. For sure. And I feel like Lori Strode, I guess they're just saying this has driven her insane.
She seems pretty cognizant. But like at the same time she is like so myopically focused on this one thing.
Well, yeah. Well for sure. I mean it's a traumatic event but like... I mean I can't get over my bad
bad childhood and it was not nearly as bad as Michael Meyer stalking me.
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Maybe I should though.
That's actually not a bad idea.
Panic room to catch my sad thoughts.
So that is the end of this work.
It's getting dark. Judy Greer is the end of this.
Judy Greer is dead and I have nothing left.
That's the end of this movie.
Yeah, what a fucking bummer.
Yeah.
I'm really sad.
You want to rate this thing?
Yeah.
Oh, go ahead.
I mean, I think it's worse when I come in wanting to love something and feeling also that I'm
going to then feel vindicated because everyone else is being a snob, you know?
Yeah. And like I was prepping myself for that feeling of vindication.
Sure. I was planning to come on here and be like, well at least it was a lot of fun.
Right. But then it stops being a lot of fun. And I just, it just wasn't, it was, this is really bad. And it wasn't, there wasn't enough, as weird as this might, it didn't have like a
holiday Halloween vibe at all, to me. No, it didn't. You're right about that. It's just a slasher.
Yeah, it just. Such a sentimental and also self-important one for sure and like Halloween
1978 is a fantastic film unfuck withable on unfuck withable unassailable
For the kids for the kids
This movie is very full of itself for that and you didn't make that movie. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm gonna give it a four and a half. Okay. But I'm just really let down by it.
And I'm sad that I'm let down. I didn't want to dislike it. Yes, I 100% agree with you on that.
Like I also had that like I was having these arguments in my head, I was like, people are
just too sentimental about this stuff, were too like gatekeepery in a way.
And I think all that's true, but also this movie missed the mark.
It really did. It missed the mark, like shooting your friend in the neck instead of the serial
killer. That's the kind of mark it missed for me anyway. At that point why wouldn't you just unload the fucking clip like you've already
like done the damage? Right, he's yeah you're not going to save this man whose
throat has been torn open, sirs. Yeah I think a four is the right call on this like
I'll put it out there I'm still hopeful that the third one is gonna bring the whole franchise together. I will go into the third movie being excited to like it.
So, there you have it.
And I'm excited for the next iteration of the Halloween things.
Wait, this is the end though, right?
Yeah, but it's gonna come back.
They always come back. Yeah. It's a, it's the thing that can never end. Katie, can I do a shout-out real quick?
Please.
I would like to give a shout out to the Kill by Kill podcast.
Ooh, yes.
Who got mentioned in Variety in a list of horror movie podcasts that people should check out.
Oh, good for you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn, how do we get in variety?
I don't know. Fuck you guys! That sucks! Just getting, that rules. Congratulations, Gina and Patrick.
But I was like, I was really stoked for them. I think that's fantastic. That is fantastic.
Yeah. And you guys should check them out. But don't take our word for it, take varieties.
I also want to give a quick shout out to the latest episode of Marveling at Marvel's Marvels, Marvels, which, ya boy is on. Yeah, it's their Halloween episode, so what did you guys talk about?
Uh, John brought a bunch of dumb characters
and we talked about them.
Oh, you didn't watch a movie.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh no, I meant you could do it.
It'll be a crossover where you and Joseph and Jonathan
talk about that without me.
Okay, great, cool crossover.
Just kidding.
I like them, I don't want the movies.
Yeah, they're very sweet and they were very kind to have me back on
after I left the podcast and they had they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th.. they th you th you th you th you the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. the the the the the the the the thou the the the thou the theat the thou the the to thoooooooooooooooooooo to. Yeah, they're very sweet and they were very kind to have me back on after I left the podcast
and they had me back.
That's so kind.
Uh, what are we doing next week?
Well, we've been doing a lot of new and popular things lately.
We did malignant.
We did the it series.
We did Halloween kills.
Let's dig deep back into our bag of tricks for our old friend, Charles Band.
And your old not friend Stuart Gordon.
See Reanimator?
Yeah.
Did he also write Honey I Shrunk The Kids?
I think so.
That's weird.
He's a weird man.
He's a cool dude.
We're going to do the 1987 film Dolls, which is on Amazon Prime.
Uh-huh.
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from me to do this movie. You think they're going to be surprised that you
chose the movie from 1987, Nariah? No, no. No. I'm not surprised at all. They're not
going to be surprised. You're not surprised? No. And yeah, I think it's good for our annual post-Halloan to do a movie that almost nobody has seen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to be to be to be to be their. Yeah. to be to be their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their th. their thi. thi. th. their th. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I dip to do a movie that almost nobody has seen. Yeah, it'll be great. We'll just get like, you know, 200 downloads and call it a day.
So come back for that. Yeah, or don't, it's fine. If you're new to the podcast, make sure you stick around.
Yeah, we've got a lot of, or flip through the back catalog because we've really covered a lot of shit. We're on our way to 400 episodes, which is bonkers.
Bananas. Yeah. And aren't somehow millionaires, which is just... Oh no, I am. Oh, yeah, I invented
tel. You invented what, Tesla? Is that what you said? Yes, I said I meant to tell you, but I'm going to go and I invented Tesla. Oh, I've been Elon Musk thiiola. thiii thiiiiii thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi's thi's thi's thi tha tha thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. And thaaa. And a weirdo, though, aren't you? Can I have a cyber truck at least?
I was just thinking about a cyber truck this morning and being like,
did they actually make them?
I don't know if they ever came out.
I want one.
And then I'm going to drive it right off the Smithfield Bridge.
I thought it was a rocket chip. Oh, fuck you, Elon Musk. Oh, can we shout on a Patron really quickly?
Yes, please.
Hi, Perry, thank you for subscribing.
I know it was your wife, and she just wants me to say hi to you.
Thank you, Kaysen.
I totally forgot, yes.
Hi, Perry.
Perry's the fucking best. Go listen to the Sansol Lambs episode where we have the Jodi Foster off with Pary. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, th, th, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thia''a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, tho, tha, th Lambs episode where we have the Jody Foster off with Perry.
It's a great Pittsburgh accent.
One of my favorite things is he and I trying to sing Dr. Lector.
And then you just nailing it first try.
Oh, it's so good.
I'm a woman from Western PA.
Yeah, I do.
Appalachia.
Yeah.
Oh, the best.
He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. Oh god, they're the fucking nicest. God damn it. They're my kids wizard parents.
Love it. As opposed to God parents. We believe in wizards in our house, I guess. I don't know what that means.
Thanks for listening to another person of Wearable Fabulance. Bye.
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