Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 36- Waxwork (1988)

Episode Date: June 29, 2015

In this episode, we discuss the absurdity and delight that is the 1988 horror comedy thriller, "Waxwork." Special topics for your consideration include: the rise & fall of Billy from "Gremlins," oddly-named Draculas, gin Gimlis, the trustworthiness of women named after countries and--AGAIN--terrible cops! We may as well change the iTunes description of this podcast to "an analysis and critique of police work in the modern horror film." God, horror cops are the worst.  Do you love this movie? We hope you love this movie. Tell us about it on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance or Instagram @werewolfambulance.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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I don't know why it was the first thing that popped into my head, but here we are. And 36 episodes later, here it is. We sometimes you get to delay the gratification, you know? I had only seen this movie actually once before, and I watched it back to back with wax work to. Yes, which picks up, it was filmed like four years later, but it picks up right where the first movie leaves off, but has a different lead actress. Oh really? Yeah, just not even the same girl.

So Deborah Foreman is not in the re-element, or the second one? No. But Zach Elphinacus is definitely in there? You mean Billy from Gremlin? Yes. This will be a good place to just get this out of the way. Can I give you my favorite Deborah Foreman line from a film? Yes. Deborah Foreman, you guys might know from Valley Girl,

from Real Genius, from Waxwork. She was in a lot of 80s movies, and she's very adorable. Got that cute nose. This was a movie of people with button noses, which I don't really care for. And so that makes this line even more amazing for me. In real genius, someone is proposing that they have sex, her and Deborah Foreman and this fellow. And her question is, can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

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Well anyway. . It did have nipples. Yeah. Well anyway. So yeah, waxwork. It's got a cavalcade of stars in it. Yeah, a lot of people you know from other things. Billy from Gremlins and that guy from that other thing who was in Titanic. Gimli? Gimli? Gimli? Gimli? Yeah, he's a little were a were. Oh, I'm just a warwish. Yeah. Oh, I'm just. John R. John Ries. Yeah. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. th. th when you said gimly. Oh yeah, that would be so refreshing right now. And David fucking Warner, I got so stuck to the David Warner. That's the guy from Titanic. It's David Warner in Titanic. Yeah. He's also in the Omen. He's in everything. He has like 250 credits. He's in Time Bandits. Yeah, he's fucking amazing. I love that dude. This is a pretty, I love thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi yeah, he's fucking amazing. I love that dude. This is a pretty, I love this movie. I really liked it. It's um.

I didn't know it was a comedy going into it. It's funny. It's funny. It better be or else they fucked up real bad. You know. Yeah, there's definitely some comedic scenes like where they're watching the football game and they're like making gorilla sounds and like that weird punching sound. So weird what's going on? And then later the zombies are making the same sound in the zombie scene. Yeah. So so strange. Watching that with subtitles was great.

When he's walking he's like shaking the hand off in the zombies and it just squishing and squealing noise because that's great. So this is sort of a mildly comedic, loving, sort of film that just celebrates horror films. Yeah. That's what it felt like to me. Once I got a handle on it, because at first I was like, you know, this is garbage. Why did you think that? Because I didn't know that it was supposed to be funny. I didn't know like... That scene at the beginning where he's like, but mom, I need the caffeine badly.

It didn't tip you off. No, no, not at first. It took me a couple minutes to get into it. And I was like, oh, okay. I get what they're doing here. Yeah. So basically, I guess they're in college. their college, they.

they, to assume now that college has lockers after it follows in this movie. It's not right. Maybe I'm wrong. There's a group of sort of waspy college students. Two women stumble upon wax work that they had just never noticed before. In the middle of the suburbs. Just in the middle of the suburbs. And they meet David Warner who invites them in. Yeah, is a real creep. Yeah, like at midnight that night. One of the women's name is China, which bolsters my theory that you should never trust a woman named after our country. She's not cool. She's really

playing Billy from Gremlins a lot. Are there other examples of women named after countries? I knew a girl named America who was not bar. There's no way that's true. Yes it is. Nut bar. America. Wow. She was not American to be fair. She was from somewhere in Latin America. Okay. China. Not good. She was just getting her. She had my favorite line in the movie. Which was which was, uh, hold on I wrote it. I do what I want when I want, dig it or fuck off? Fucking amazing. That should be on T-shirts. It's actually a backpiece tattoo that I'm working on.

And just a life goal. Yeah, it's great. But she really is not being very cool throughout this movie. Yeah. But the digget? The movie opens. The chip. Hoy song is playing? Do you remember the chips a Hoy song? There's like jaunty jazz and a man getting his fucking face shoved into a fireplace. Yeah. It's a good opener. So I feel like her

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I would take my books to school with a belt around them. Why did people do that? Because there was the get to the waxwork really fast, like 15 minutes in, they're in that waxwork. Right, we meet Mark and he's a dickhead. You see, I liked him. He was a total comic. I like had such a thing for Billy from Gremlins, though, you know, as a kid. Yeah, but comparing and contrasting Billy from Gremlins and this waspy piece of shit. No, he's in this, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. piece of shit. No, this is Billy from Gremlins.

He's in this, no, he's in this movie now. This movie now? Billy lives here now. The thing that I really didn't like was when they opened the door of the Wax Works and the little person is there, the guy from Big Tup Hue. They like act like they don't want to to to to to to to to to to to Yeah, this movie could have used some 80s movie punks to want to hang out with a little guy. Yeah, he was pretty great though.

He was. So yeah, 15 minutes in, they're in the wax work and it is just basically a creepy wax museum of scenes of murders. Yeah, yeah. Like a matum two soes of murderers. Yeah, there is a place in Ontario, Canada right across it like in Niagara Falls right across the if you've been there the Hall of Fame of Criminals or whatever the Lacks is yeah pretty radd it's near the Ripley's

Museum and all that. Yeah yeah they have like Jeffrey Dahmer and yeah I was gonna say Ted Danson that is not his name. Sharing his cell. Ted Danson, get out of there! It's gonna eat you! Ted Bundy. I'm sorry, Ted Danson, I love you. So they get into the Wax Museum and Hans is the little person who comes and shows them in and beats the shit out of the giant dude that hangs out with them. Yeah, giant dude's awesome also, yeah. And then they're taken into the Waxworks, which as you said, is just real rogues gallery, the worst people.

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But I do love a head crush. So we see Tony basically get bitten and then turn into a werewolf and then freeze in the wax museum. And then you see he becomes part of the wax museum display. It was kind of sad. Yeah, who care? I mean, like, do you care about that to happen? Well, you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. So. So, toe. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So. So. So, t. So. So. So. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, to. to. to. to. t to. te.a.a.a.a.a. te.a.a.a.a.a.a. So, to. So, to. So, to to happen to me. Well, you care about you. Therein lies the difference. Then basically this happens, this scene repeats itself several times with different characters like China. He's a very hunky vampire on the stairs. Yeah, with his back turn and she's like, oh what are you doing up there? Like, what is wrong with your hormones that you're like trying to seduce a fucking wax figure. China. Never trust a woman named after a country.

People fuck real weird shit, man. Those real dolls? Come on, people get weird stuff. So she then walks into the Dracula scene. the Dracula's, come on. People get weird stuff. So there's a family of Dracula's or something. And they have no fucking table manners. They are just... This was introduced my favorite naming segment. When Dracula is introducing everyone and he says, this is Caringa, this is Vega, Gabriella, and Emily. Emily. That's my niece, Emily.

She's visiting from Toledo. Fucking Emily, what are you doing there? Like, I don't even know. But then his son is Stephan, Stephen's such a dildo. Also, this scene has the best fake mustache on that waiter. Go back and look at it. It is hilarious.

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She's like, oh, okay, I'm doing this now. Well, there seems to be, as we learned later, you sort of get glam, in the beginning, that everyone's very questioning, like Bobby from Twin Peaks was very like, oh, a little sis and do-doo, and China as she's being led around. She goes into this really weird looking white tiled room. Yeah, she's told that she has a fiance,

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Like, dude, you have no leg meat. It's gone. It's too be so calm. I don't know. And then Stefan walks in and he's so gross. Before the main course, he wants to just have a little snack. Which like you already ate dinner, you're gonna get fat. You can't have two dinners. It's paleo, it's all protein. Yeah, then he did all these pull-ups, box jumps.

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How hard do you have to dinner for that one. I think that might have been when I was just like, oh this movie's bonkers. Let's do this. Let's go fucking bonkers deep in this shit. Yeah and it was just a blood bath in there. It was just yeah. So the her white gown is now completely soaked in blood. Yeah so she runs out of this room and sees the Dracula. Miles O'Kiles. He's been in a lot. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thin's thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. right? He's been in a lot of shit. I like, he's a person that I recognize but don't know where from. If you're a mystery science theater fan, he is Ator in, I can't remember the name of the movie right now, but he's in like fantasy film. He has a character name a tree. Yeah, I was thate. Yeah, I was thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's a th. He's a thi. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a thi. He's a the. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's a. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a thea. He's a thea. He's a thea. He's a the. He's a th. He's a th. He's he's beautiful. He's like Fabio Gorgeous. Wow. That is, that's a, that's a benchmark. Fabio gorgeous. What is, what is better looking than Fabio? Well, for that kind of dude.

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Right. And then, Mark and Sarah, Deber Foreman and a Billy, in a Billy from Grimland. Billy bounce. Yeah. It's like, oh, they must split you. Yeah. Well, see, here's the thing. China's a big enough asshole that she would leave without telling you. Right. I mean, she's not unreasonable to think that. Does what you want. Dig it. Or fuck off.

Oh, man, I might really get that. Abby the back to the wearerf ambulance t-shirts. Wearable ambulance. Yeah. Dig it or fuck off. Oh, it's so family-friendly. We're such a family-friendly show. So after a day or two, seemingly, Mark gets nervous that they haven't shown back up, but he seems to be the only one that's nervous. Which I felt was like a change of tone for this character, because at the beginning, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, th, th, th, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to thi. to to thee to thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to hurt by your- Why was he a dick to his mom then? His mom was crazy she wouldn't let him have coffee. He's in college. That woman was nut bar, just like America. So he goes to see this detective who's like, you know how many people have gone missing in the last two weeks,

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Billy from Gremlins go to the waxworks and David Warner opens the door because Billy's like oh you perfect in this movie. He's just spectacular. Fantastic dude. So good. He should show open every movie. He pretty much does, he pretty much to open. He's pretty much.

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Or just blatantly stealing. Just taking on a low budget. But it also makes me like, who the fuck is watching this movie that many times? That's something they picked up on. Oh, somebody loves this movie. Might have been me. Um. So he pieces it back together and then goes back to the waxwork. And that's when he goes into the Egyptian scene. And that's when we have our next v a throwback to the it's almost a throw back to the hammer mummy. Yeah. More so than the universal one. But it's great because there's like a mummy in a sarcophagus and then

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Up until Billy going into the portal. Yeah. That seems like the first thing I would try to do is go back the way I came. Yeah. Other than sitting on the ground and waiting. Right, you already said the first thing you would do is sit on the ground. No, I think the first thing I would do is try to go back through the portal. If that and went, I got them. And the co-writer was like, I don't know, and they were like, no, no, no, no, it's good. Shut the fuck up, Rick, I brought you in on this project.

You laugh at Raul. What I want, when I want, dig it or fuck off. You got it. So, at some point during this movie, Sarah, Deborah Foreman becomes fascinated by the marquee you just saw. It seems like maybe she'd always been. She like had done some prior research. Yeah. Her character arc was being sort of like a girl that nobody wants to have sex with, even though she's absolutely beautiful.

Yeah, so that's unbelievable. But she's also like sort of fascinated by like, a little bit of a S&M world. Yeah, little 50 shades of whatever's? I don't know. So before that comes to fruition, they go to Billy's parents' house because Billy has an idea. He's just Billy now. And Billy is, Billy from Gremlin, is, he remembers something about the guy. He's like, oh, that guy, Warner, looks familiar to me. So he goes

through his grandfather's trunk and his grandfather was evidently the best dude ever. Yeah, super cool. Oh fuck, that's who I want to be. I wouldn't have an attic filled with horror nonsense. Yeah, you actually do. I'm in it right now. Yeah, it's pretty cool. So they go through the grunt of the grandpa's trunks and grandpa's and grandpa's and grandpa's and grandpa's and grandpa's and grandpa's and grandpa's and grandpa's and grandpa's and grandpa's and grandpa's and grandpa's. So. So. So, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, th. their, th. th. the, th. their, th. th. So, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. He, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, their, the something like that. Lord of Horror is murdered as the headline. They look through the newspaper and the person who murdered him is David Warner. Well, they don't know that that's he like went missing. Yeah, he went missing. He was sort of his, um, man-servant, man-servant, man-friend. Manfriend. Man, companion and employee. So they're like, aha.

And that's when I was like, oh, so that murder at the beginning was David Warner murdering Grandma Horror, which is also what I'd like to be called from now on Grandpa Horror. You should change your Instagram name to that. So they go see Billy from Gremland's godfather, who is a sweet dude. So sweet. Yeah, I recognized him as well. And he basically like does the entire exposition of the wax works. I don't know how he knows this, but he knows. Well, later it's sort of wrapped up, but loosely and unrealistically.

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chained up by like two manacles hanging from the ceiling and the Marquis Desaud and the prince of something? It's an English prince. Yeah, are like just basically talking about bone zoning and beating her to death. Beating and fucking her to death. Yeah and she's like yeah that's awesome. Yeah totally into it, totally stoked. Because she's a virgin that's been set up earlier in the film. Because when Billy from Gremlin starts to Maceteer, she's like, I think you're really cute and I like you, but this isn't what I'm looking for. Yeah. What she's looking for is a long dead, bad guy to beat her to death.

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Yeah. What eves? Like, what am I going to say about this? My disbelief destroys your aim. Yeah. So she decides not to believe either pretty much and then becomes cured of her need for S&M I guess. So he's trying to battle his way back out of the house and that's when the doors get kicked open and Sir Wilfred. No. No. No. I always miss something. Go. So they come back out of the portal and they're grabbed by David Warner and he's tall friend

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happens. Somebody gets their head lopped off. And they at least crushed. Oh, sure, sure, sure. At the end of this, there's like 12 people walking around on fire. Yeah. I love that. Men dressed as grandpa's fighting monsters. I love that. I love it. So eventually chaos ensues and like, the fight kind of, frains.

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Oh, nice. The hand is sort of the catalyst for the second movie. OK. So something got out to a contaminant world. Yeah, exactly. I have no recollection of how the rest of the movie goes. Except that the actress changes in. Yeah. Loved it. Ratings portion. Oh man, this Mr. Ed thing you're doing is very good.

I have to tell you, it is very good. How do you know Mr. Ed, but not Wolfman Jack? Don't you think one is more culturally invasive than the other? Anyway, I am going to give this movie an eight and a half because I adored it. Whoa, that's awesome. Yes, I loved it. I love it. It's, it's the same, it strikes the same chords for me that Childs Play 2 does, which is that it's like funny and there's funny lines, but it's not like an over-the-top horror comedy. It's just a horror movie with some comedy elements.

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I know. We even talked about the thing in a while. No, hi Nanna. Hi, Nanna. Hi, Mike Bollum. I finally told Nona about this podcast. Did I mention that on here yet? No. Okay, so Nuna and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. tha, tha, tha, tha... tha.. ta. ta. ta. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha, tha. tha. tha was like, nope. And then I told her, I was like, I have this radio show on the internet about horror movies.

And I talk about you all the time because you love Johnny Depp and she was like, I'm a celebrity and I don't even know it. And I was like, damn right, Nona. Can we have this 91st. Nona, Nona, so awesome. We need to is there is Johnny Depp in any other horror movies anything that qualifies in the 9th gate? Yeah, can we save that for none of his 91st birthday? Yeah, August. Definitely. Cool. I would give this movie a seven. Yeah, that's a good rating. I really liked it. Yeah. Had you seen it before this? No, okay. I do nothing about it. Once I figured out that it was just nuts though and it was just just just just just. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. the the the th. the the th. th. th. the the the the the th. the the the the the the the kind of bonkers than a lot of the other bonkers movies we've watched. I don't know why.

Yeah, I don't know why you think that either. Yeah. I think this is a return to the Living Dead are sort of on the same plane of ridiculous. Yeah, I really regret On retrospect? Yeah. Yeah. I did one at some point maybe do an episode that's just recaps of our ratings and whether or not we'd stand by those. So yeah, I'd give this a seven.

I thought it was a really fun time. It's like, it's ridiculous. It is ridiculous. And everyone's treating it as such. I don't think no one's like this is going to be my defining performance. I was really surprised looking at a Zach Gallion. Is that the name? Zach Galligan. I was really surprised. Did you just say Gallion again? No, Galligan. Looking at his his IMDB, I've thought like this dude's hunky. Yeah, he's got charisma. He's got charisma. He's got his cheekbones. He's got his cheekbones. He's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like like like like. He's like. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like like. He's like like like like like like like like like like like like. He's like like like like like like like. He's like like like. He's like. He's like. He's like like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. the. the. He's like. the. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like other better movies. Yeah, he's a completely competent actor. It's a bummer.

I don't know, it is a bummer. So yeah, I really like this movie. It was really fun. It was three bucks on Amazon. It was well worth it. Yeah. So what are we doing next week? to the movie that I can gather, it's about...

Hopefully it's a comedy. As far as I can gather, it's about a group of co-eds getting attacked by zombie beavers, which sounds like something I'm going to fucking love. So spoiler alert, I already love it. It does not sound like something I am going to love, but... You'll suffer thrownthe fun of doing this. You'll suffer through it. Thank you so much to everyone who's been interacting with us on the internet. Yeah, it's great.

I love hearing from you guys. Yeah, also you guys are nuts. Seriously. You guys are crazy. You're a nut bar. Like America. So you could find us on Facebook where you you're a werewolf ambulance. You can find us on Twitter, where we are a wherebulence, the man who changes into an ambulance. And you can find us on... So sad for him. On Instagram, we are were werewolf ambulance.

This movie was actually not only Katie's pick, but it was also my friend Dennis's pick for us to do. So it's a double suggestion. Dennis is the one who loves Hall Notes. Me and me and Dennis have so much th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We and th. We and th. We and th. We and th. We and th. We and th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We are th. th. th. We are thi and thoof th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are th. We are thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. We are thea. We are thea. We are thea. We are thea. We are thea. We are Notes. Me and Dennis have so much in common. He's a beautiful, beautiful human being. So more suggestions. Keep him coming. Yeah. We have a list. I did see that somebody asked us to do Leprecon in the Hood. Yes, bless your heart.

I'm doing it. It'll be coming up soon. Emma Dev too, because I was just hoping gonna be doing that in the near future. Yes, I cannot wait. I've never seen it, but I think I'm gonna love it. Because it's got ice tea, probably some weed smoking. And Warwick Davis. Yeah, all right, well. Yeah, get ready for zombievers. And thanks again for listening to another episode of Wherewolf Ambulance. Bye. Bye.