Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 479- Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

Listener note: due to a glitchy mic, we had to lose a few minutes of this episode. Unfortunately that's where we put all the good jokes so we apologize for that.  In this week's episode, we decided to ask our Patróns to suggest some queer-friendly horror films, and many of them mentioned the 2022 film "Bodies Bodies Bodies." Special topics for your consideration include: the absolute oldest we have ever felt, Pete Davidson's hog, an unintentional game of "Celebrities Katie Doesn't Know," being a real Alice, and how rich people have more fun than we do. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can listen to nearly 50 episodes of our action movie podcast with a new one coming every month. It's "National Treasure" month and no one was more excited than Allen! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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Yeah. Sometimes it was Mgd. Sure. Sure. Miller Light made the rounds a lot in my family. Miller light, sure. Or Bush, a lot of bush too. Yeah, because they come in that camo can.

Yeah, well no, this was decades before the camo can. Didn't they mean, I remember camos when I was a kid, I think. I don't know. No, maybe I'm just, everything else was came out. The transitive properties of camouflage. I mean, if one thing is camouflaged, everything is. Isn't that how it works? According to my wardrobe. So I want to thank everybody from Patreon that sent us suggestions for queer themed horror movies for this month. We're, yeah, this is our our try not to be patronizing

but show our allyship and solidarity with the queer community. I mean, I'm pandering, but I'm happy to do it. I'm showing my allyship. Yeah. But I mean, look, we're all fucking pandering, right? We're all trying to make you happy. Yeah, we're basically more sincere because we're to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thi-s thrying to make you happy. Yeah. We're basically a target ad. Yeah. A little lightly more sincere because we're not corporate. That's true. We're not really selling you anything. No, this is free actually. So I have a question for you. Yeah. Are we're doing bodies bodies bodies bodies bodies bodies. Oh, bodies bodies bodies. Oh, bodies bodies bodies? Oh, bodies bodies bodies? Oh, boodies. Oh, boodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bodies. Oh, bo. Oh, bo. Oh, bo. Oh, bo. Oh, bo. Oh, bo. Oh, bo. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. S the the th. S. S. We the the there's a British remake of this coming out? No. It's starring all police officers. It's called Bobbies, Bobbies, Bobbies.

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He's a hunky. And a friend of the podcast, if I can out her is also a Leapace fan. I don't know if he gave you permission to say that. Hi, bleepy. This movie opens real sexy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. On two young women making out. And it's like sort of the Golden Hour, you know, it's lit lovingly and they're very cute and it's very sweet. Prime makeout time. Prime makeout time, the Golden Hour.

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I mean, I think teens are into this, yeah? Sure. Yeah, they love a horny song. Yeah. They love your wet-ass privates. Or like Peaches funk the pain away for my generation. Too far... you may not remember this, but Peaches did a music video that was a trapeze artist in a completely dark room with a flashlight in her ass spinning around. I'm sorry, but I think Peaches is an under-appreciated cultural phenomenon. Peaches, fucking rules.appreciated cultural phenomenon.

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I don't, I don't, the only place I've ever heard that is from you, so I'm unsure. I feel like Pedro Pascal is often called a Zaddy or a Daddy. I don't know who that is. Sorry, Alan said to explain a lot of people to me today. Uh, well, where would you know Pedro Pascal from, other than just being a hot dude? I'll give it a Google later. I know you like a hunky guy. I do like a hunky guy. Oh, is he a weird dad?

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You don't have to say it back and then stares into her face. Like, oh God, then at least look away. And I was like, oh, is this like a cult? Is she being love bombed right now? Or Or is just being a teen? But I don't think they're teens. No, I do they're 20-somethings. Yeah. College age. It's just like, rich kids will always have more fun than we do. You think? I don't know. We never have to get up for jobs.

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splashing water on their face and me like, you've got this. Sure, sure, sure, your money. So yeah, then they go into the house and the rest of the gang is holding their breath underwater. Why, though? You know, kids th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, thooooooooo. that, I'm, I'm that, I'm that, I'm their, I'm their, a 45 year old man. I love that it's all 20-somethings and then this smoking hot 45-year-old man and you're just like what you doing here Leapace? I do like that he is cast as a bit of like a goofball idiot though. Yeah, he's playing like a Ken Marino-esque character. But also has this like I think he's like six-five something. He's a giant dude. And like, there's a couple of times where he like gets menacing and you're like, oh, right, you're actually terrifying. Yeah.

He's, he's been in a bunch of like Marvel stuff and. You're looking me with the, and a look of absolute disgust on your face. No, no, no, no, I'm for myself. Not for you, never for you, always for me. No, I'm trying to think, did you watch Pushing Daisies? No. I don't know the man. I'm sorry. This is like my Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez moment. I don't know her. Who's the actress from Nope that said, I'm sorry to this man? I'm sorry to this man? I'm sorry to thi thi no them. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a, I'm sorry to this man, I do not know him. Kiki Bomer, Kiki Bomer, yeah. I'm sorry to this man. I do not know him.

And it was, it was fucking vice president Dick Chene. I'm sorry to this man. One of the people in the pool is Pete Davidson. Yes. Did they CGI out his chest and arm tattoos are gone. But his leg tattoos are still there which I think is strange. What do you think about Pete Davidson? So I don't find it to be funny? Like same. And I kind of find him to be like a charisma black hole. Charisma black hole. Like I just don't like get anything from him like yeah, I don't understand his Shack yeah his charm like why people are into it, but

Hot women I think right hot women are into yes supposedly he's packing heat from I saw an interview with him where he was asked about to I don't want to talk about that of course of the only people don't want to talk about that are the guys with big dicks. Everybody else is like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's fucking. I got a fucking hog. I figured a third pan leg so in my pants. So cool. But yeah, I don't like, I mean, he has really well cast in this because he's supposed to be really unlikable. Yeah, an unlikable rich shitty kid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One of the first greetings we get is, hey, I really like your podcast. And I was like, oh, this is going to come back and haunt me, isn't it? I have to say that I really like and relate to Alice as a woman with a big nose who has a podcast who also just like, can I keep her fucking mouth shut? Sure. Yeah.

And could bag a 45- old hottie. I can get a 45 year old. Oh yeah. Yeah. What I really need is a one of these teenagers. Like two stuff around the house. Yeah, they got more energy than I do. It's suddenly like it was going to be a completely transactual relationship. Oh, yeah. I need to give me one of these teenagers, we got a lot of leaves to ran up. So we meet the other attendees of this weekend party. There's Alice, aforementioned Alice, who has brought Greg, who is Lee Pace. There's Pete Davidson is David with his girlfriend, Emma, and then there's Jordan. Right, who's like the odd person out. David with his girlfriend Emma and then there's Jordan. Right, who's like the odd person out. She's spicy. She says a great thing which

she's cute in a school shooter kind of way. I don't know what that means for women because women are not school shooters. I like to though. Did you? Yeah, because it was just like that person looks like a little unhinged. I see. Maybe she's just racist against Russian? Rushish. Rushish. I do think that woman is from somewhere in the Eastern block. Oh, for sure. For sure. So, yeah, there's a... there's rich kids doing weird close talking and stuff. We're getting, um, like little clips of their back story that this is Pete's Dad's house and Sophie is sober now and something has happened in her past

that has estranged her from these people, which none of which I'm not sure really ultimately matters, but okay. I think that thing was cocaine. It seems to be like cocaine was the thing that estranged from everyone. Yeah. I'm just not sure what the message we were meant to get from that was. Mm-hmm. I think it was do drugs, you're fine.

Do drugs, but not too many. That's really the message of life, isn't it? Yeah. to drug's, not too many. Franklin. Yeah. All drugs and kids from National Treasure. Can't wait for three. We're not going to watch two. We're going straight to three. Oh, I have I care nothing for three. No for two. I care nothing for two. Uh, did you likely pace opening the champagne bottle with a sword? Yeah. It was pretty dope. It did. That's where I wrote. I know. Sorry, go ahead. Pete Davidson is like, don't touch my dad's sword.

Pete Davidson is very jealous of Greg. Sure, how could you not be? Oh no. Like if you're a dufy looking dude and that guy walks in your room, you're like, fuck. Yeah, my day has ended. Like when he laid out and he's like, he's not that handsome and it's just like dog Like if you look up handsome in the dictionary it's this guy yeah This is gonna be a hurricane party. There's a hurricane coming I would never in my life be okay with a hurricane my god

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think it's flat either. No, I think it's more sort of undulating. Like, you've seen like waves and how they just keep going. I think that's what the earth is, man. You've seen waves. Yeah. Where else would waves come from? I mean, right? The land under them must be undulating. Yeah, it's not.

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This mansione. There are, what, seven guests that this house? Why there one car? Because Max had the other car and he left with it. But also they could not have all fit in there. No. One Lee Pace takes up most of a car. And also like where did they all come from the same place? They all just drove there from.

Also, this is a rich person's man's. There's gonna be like expensive cars there. Yeah, there's gonna have at least a golfing a bugad. A Bugatti? A Bugatti? A Bugatti? A delicious Bugatti? Mmm, a Bugatti? What was Bugatti the demon in? Oh, he's in the aforementioned sinister from us talking earlier. Oh yes! Bagool! Is he saying Bagul? Oh my god. It's so delicious, though. I did spill some of a meatball hoagie at myself at dinner time so I felt like I was very like in touc with my inner bagel. Gabba and otherwise. Oh for sure. So yes Max has apparently taken the only

other car and left. Yeah. So they just, Jordan just picks up the bloody sword and brings it in. Yeah. And I was like, you're the killer. Obviously, you're the killer. Nope. Nope. Oh my God. But she's great. I was like, I think I'm team Jordan in this whole thing.

Because she's like sick of all these people. She kind of just wants to get fingered. And or maybe finger. And she's like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. too. tho. And, th's like kind of horny, but also kind of angry. And I was like, yeah, that's basically my teens. There you go, 20s, there you are. But she's also like not taking shit from anybody and just like, okay, let's go find out who did this. Yes. And we also learned that Max has left because he confessed his love to Emma

and then punch David in the face I guess? Sure. Sure. Who wouldn't? He's got a, what kind of face is that? It's backfifing gishicked. A very punchable face. Also, Alice is the one who tells Sophie this, which is me. That's me. I'm the one who tells.

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He's not. And you said he's like, he's not, he's a Libra Moon. That says a lot. That says a lot. Does it? Does it? She lost me on that one. She, they're like, how long have you known Greg? And she's like, like, long, like two weeks. When you're 20, right?

I don't know. I don't know. So they go into Alice's room and they find Greg's bag which has basically a go bag in it with like a knife, a map with the house circled, a headlamp presumably. 30 feet of rope? Like he's putting a D&D party together basically. 10 foot pole. But they don't find Greg. No. So they go into Jordan's room and B picks up her bra and Jordan's like, I don't think he's hiding in my bra, that yellow bra that comes back later for reasons I don't quite understand. I thought it was the panty portion of the bikini, what do you call that, bikini bottom?

Oh, was it in her pocket or whatever? It was in the other girls bag. Yeah. I gotcha. When she picks it up and then... Sniffs though. It's a weird thing to do though pick up someone's bra. Sure. You don't generally do it. And this was like, hey, can you hand me that bra. Where do they find Greg? Where do they find Greg? Well, they take his, I like the Jordan takes his go-back. And they find, and there's a big knife in there too. So they find him laying in the, I don't know, sports pavilion part of the house. What is this big empty room with a kettle bell and nothing else? And like, like basketball court on the floor. Oh, I didn't notice that. Yeah. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they they they they they they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. they're they're they. they're they. they're they're they're they. they're they're they're they're they're they're their. they. they're. they're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they th. th. th. they toge. they ty. today. they're they they find. I they're they find. I they find. I they find. I. I 't notice that. Yeah. And he's laying there and Alice is like, oh yeah, he's got a seasonal effective disorder.

So he's got one of those ultraviolet masks on. I wonder if those really work. I don't know. I might try that. I bet if you're beautiful like Leapace they do because everything you want to be happier here? Let me just, let me make you a little happier. You're right, he says, you guys still playing werewolf and then he jumps up and he's like, RAHR, chasing them around, like an old man. Like an old man, and the Coke just kicked back in.

Yes. And he's like, David killed me, they said, David killed me. No, I'm the game. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, the thi, the the thi, the thi, the the the thi, the the thi, thi, the thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thean. thean. thean. to. toean, thean, toean, thean, thean, thean. thean. the. th like, not a game. So what happens next, Katie? They have a weapon standoff because Jordan is being really aggressive with him. Yeah. And all these girls start trying to attack him and he's like, nah. Tosses him around. Yeah. His wingspan is gin enormous. Yeah, he said like they can't even get near him until... B hits him from behind with a kettle bell. In the back of the fucking dome. And then he falls down and then he pops back up so she hits him again.

Yeah. And Halis is like, he was a veterinarian. He was a veterinarian's assistant. Then why did you call him GI Joe? Did you see him? Which made me, I had to pause the movie because because because because because to be to be to be the movie to be the movie to be the movie the movie the movie to be the movie to be the movie the movie to be the movie. He the movie. to the movie. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, the the to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the. the. theateateateateateateateat. teat. teat. th th theateateateat. th theat. theate. B. B. B. B. I him G.I. Joe? Did you see him? Which made me, I had to pause the movie because I was laughing so hard. It was so good. He a hundred percent looks like an action figure.

I want to see everything that the actor who played Alice has ever been. She's very funny. And then they spend the rest of the movie covered in this man and fucking David's blood. And I was like, y'all, not to be gross, but blood stinks. And also you've come here for the weekend. Yeah. It's got a change of clothes in there. This house has a showers.

A showers. I'm sure it has 15 showers. Every bath is a full bath. I mean, why would you have a bathroom that doesn't have a shower? And then B, when she realizes what she's done, pukes on her own tits. Pukes on her tits. I love puking on your tits, though, it's so fucking funny. She just tilts her heads down and goes, vegetable soup. The thing is that in order to puke on your own tits, you have to be really fucked up,

because your instinct is to bend over, you know? Like, you don't just puke on your tits for nothing. Sure, yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, not for nothing. She did just murder. She did just murder. Yeah.

Hey, listeners, this is Alan. As you just heard, Katie's microphone cuts out for a bit, and I am editing around that. So, we're losing some gold. It's a bummer. New mic is in the mail on the way. I apologize for not catching that while we were recording. My bad. Thanks, Joe. So this is, I guess, where she goes through the bag, which I thought was hers, I understand now it to be Sophie's, that had Jordan's underwear in it. Got it.

So was she... This will be gross. I'm sorry in advance. Is she sniffing them to see if the her partners or not? Like you know the classic song, let me let me let me let me let let let let let let let let let let let let let me to to to to to to to partners or not. Like, you know, that classic song, Let Me Smell Yo Dick. I think she's sniffing to see if they're clean or not. Like, if they're dirty, they're there for a reason. If they're clean, maybe it's a coincidence, you know? Why, couldn't they be there to be a clean pair of panties with you?

Since our one cat passed away, we've been leaving the doors open because the dogs can now just like go in and out when they want to. Like if I'm in the kitchen I'll leave the door open and our one cat that's still with us will walk up to the door and go mm-mm and walk away from like you're so smart you don't you are just a big chubby tub a kitty. There is nothing out there for her. There's nothing out there. Running, not your forte, hunting? Mm-mm, she hunts the wild kibble. When we play Catch the Laser,

I have to do it within a distance that she can reach. She's not moving for that fucking laser. She knows, thi th and, this is a whole ass dog hallway. This dog hallway is the size of my first floor. It's so long. And they're just like, how did you get back in the house? And she's just like over there? I, oh, oh. We find out that she has also lied to Sophie about her job, which is that she doesn't work at Game Hut. She's just been hanging out at the food court at the mallal. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. She's, thi's just, they's, they. they, they, they, they, they. they. they. they. they. they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they's, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. court at the mall, which is the bleakest part of this movie. Because I didn't want to let you down. What? You know, it's going to let me down when I find that you're crazy and have been lying to me about the job you don't have. I really don't know what we're supposed to make of B. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or Sophie, for that matter. Or any of these people, or thi, thi, thi, or thi, th, or th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that that that, that, that, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that the. thoooooooooooooooooooooo. to to to to that th and Jordan. Yeah, I don't like Jordan, but I like you so I don't know. Well, maybe I will bring you around to Jordan. Maybe, all right, let's

go. As a Jordan. I'm also a total carry as we know. Oh, that's sex in the city. I'm the Stodgy one. What's the stodgy one's name? The one who ran for Governor Me me. Yeah, yeah, I'm that one. I'm just such a shoe horse. That's why I'm a carry. Looking at your Tiva flip-flops you got from the NPR drive. I have actual Tivas that you could make fun of me for wearing this one. I will make fun of all of your footwear. There are no pairs of shoes you have that I don't

think are funny except for your slip-on vans. Luckily I have like ten pairs of those. When Jordan, I think it was Jordan calls somebody, called Sophie a sociopath or a psychopath, she's like that's so ablest. Yes, they're having this conversation where B is trying to explain her whole situation of why she doesn't show up on the graduation list for the school or whatever. She's like my mom has borderline and I had to like take care of her. And Alice goes, that's really serious. Mental health is really serious.

I've never told anyone this, but I have body dysmorphia and Jordan turns around and goes, shut the fuck up, Alice. And I was like, Alice, you are me and I am you and we are both shit. I found that very funny when that happens. Is this when Sophie, they're talking about, she's like, says something to Sophie about being Rifftorch with creative nonfiction is a valid trauma response. A valid response to life in an attention economy. There we go. And I that like honestly really took me back because like I didn't you and I did not grow up in an attention economy like there was no way for us to draw attention to ourselves other than like in a classroom. Right. Or to be bad. Yeah,

exactly. Or by being a dickhead. Dickheads or I point at you and class clowns I point at me. What a weird way to grow up. Yeah. Yeah. Attention economy that struck me and then made me wish I had never had a child because like, oh my god my poor baby. She lives in an attention economy. I mean, she's not a six-year-old on YouTube? That's something. Yeah. I don't know, I feel like that's not a road you'd go down. You don't have a dance mom. But I bet by age 13, she's like, hey guys, like and subscribe.

Because she's just a ham. I'm doing the unboxing of boxes. I'm th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I's th. th. Yeah, I's th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi. that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that, that, that's that, that, boxes and boxes and unboxing the boxes. So now we're getting more of Sophie's back story where they're like, you begged David to call, to call your parents and ask them to unlock your trust. And it's like, why don't we need any of this? What is all of this? I think it's just showing that like they have so much dirt on each other. It's all just like cramming as much

vitriol and like like shit talking as you can on each other into yourself. Like you get you know, is that why you guys don't have sex? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so gross. Jordan says you're regarding her writing, your fucking feelings, we're all drowning in your fucking feelings. Sofee says that she disappeared because you trigger me, you enable me. And I was like, is this how people talk? Am I this old? I was wondering, is this written by an old person that thinks this is how kids come up? I don't know, I'm gonna look at the writer, well, tell me what happens next? Well, I also like like that that that that that that that that th th thinks this is how kids get up. I don't know, I'm gonna look at the Raider. Well, tell me what happens next. Well, I also like that they turn on Alice about her podcast. It's so mean.

They're like, what's your podcast about? And she says it's hanging out with your smartest and funniest friend. I love that. And I was like, hey, wait a minute. Hey, that felt like a th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thinks thinks thinks thi thi, thinks thinks thinks thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thii. thiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, hey. Yeah, that felt like a bit of a gut punch. I mean, I think that's part of what every podcaster thinks they're doing. I'm just like, we're so smart and funny. Yeah, and everyone's gonna want to hang out with us being smart and funny. Yeah, it's really very masturbatory, isn't it? Yeah, we're real Billy Elishes over here jerking off in front of a mirror, right? Wait, is that a real thing?

I saw something that she did an interview with Rolling Stone talked about how much she enjoys masturbating in front of a mirror. Okay, I thought that was a joke I used to tell. Well, Billy Elish has apparently taken that joke to heart. It looks like the writer of this film isn't 34 years old. Okay. And it's based on a story written by a person who is my age. Okay. So I don't know. The Lee Pace type. Well yeah but I don't know when the story was written, so who can say? I think all of the dialogue was written by this person who's 34. So yes, an oldie. Yeah. And oldie. Yeah. Yeah. And oldy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. the. Yeah, the. the. Yeah, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the story was written, so who can say? I think all of the dialogue was written by this person who's 34, so yes, an oldie. Yeah, and oldie, yeah. So eventually Jordan shoots Alice? Yes, and then it's like I didn't. I didn't shoot you, I didn't shoot you? And then calls her a... Wait, she gets shot, she shoots Alice because Alice says you have this everything invested in this rags to riches story. Your parents are upper middle class.

And Jordan's like, no, they're not. And she, Alice goes, Jordan, they are. They teach it a university. It's a public university. And the chooser. After she calls Alice a spreadsheet with a superiority complex. I worry. I worry.

I worry. You also have to admire Alice here because she tackles Jordan with a bullet in her goddamn leg. Yeah. But in the scuffle, Alice gets shot in the throat. There's this internally long, everyone grabbing for the gun, like four people rolling on the ground, grabbing for a gun, and just like, guys, someone, come every, but come on.

And it's very dark. And I know we complained about this a lot as old, but like I really can't tell what's happening. No, no, no, no. And I don't think you're supposed that, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, I, that shot dead. And there's a struggle for the gun and B throws Jordan off the balcony. Into the party miss, which was a lot. These people are fucking slobs. They are. They just needed to bring a bag in there. Literally just one bag.

The whole thing could have been taken care of. We're officially old because you said that. Okay. I mean, we were officially old before that, but... So Jordan has... Oh, Jordan has also said to be, did you know that she begged me to stop at her apartment on the way here, and we fucked in her car? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she says like, check her texts and starts in the car. And she says like check her text and starts firing the gun. I like that. It's very dramatic. Calm down to somebody, Sam. Yeah, really? So B takes off running? Yes, but I'm not sure why. There's like some confrontation between B and Sophie in the closet. Right, Sophie, B says Sophie, did you kill Emma? And she goes, no? Did you? And B says no and then runs away. Yeah. So you're thinking like, okay, one of our point-of-view characters then is

likely to be the killer. Sure. Yeah. So the sun's coming up, she gets outside. And then I can suddenly see again, I can tell what's happening in the movie. It's a movie for youngies. Thanks, Natural Light. Yeah, really. So the rain stop, the sun's coming out, and B has the gun and she turns it on Sophie and she's like, I want to see your text. Also, at some point I've thought that maybe Greg was B's dad and they were in on it together. Whoa! I don't know why I wrote that or thought that because that makes no sense whatsoever because she killed him with a kettle bell. I think I was grasping for theories. But luckily this is a rare they all wrap it up perfectly in a bow for you at the

end. So there's a there's some gun pointing she wants to see the texts, they tussle, they fall into the pool, and then when they get out of the pool they go searching for Sophie's phone. But they find another phone. Which has been outside all night in a hurricane. In the mud. My phone gets mad if I walk in the rain. That's all I want to say. Maybe our phones are shit. We need rich kid phones. Do you still have a cracked screen? No. Okay. Of course it's fucking cracked. It works. Guys, can you sign up for our Patreon? It's Patreon. It's Patreon. Backs. to World Ambulance. Buy Alan, a phone with a long-lasting battery. Oh, I just got a new phone. I'm fine. Well, well, my screen is my screen. Yeah, yeah, I do. It's a screen protector. It's not even the screen.

I have a little piece of plastic over it and the piece of plastic cracked. And I have more pieces of plastic that I could put over it, but that seems like a lot of work. God, I love you so much. B grabs the phone, cleans off the screen, walks over, opens Pete Davidson eyes and does like the face recognition for the phone. I like it. And then they watch a video that he was taking for a Tick-Tuck of him trying to open

the bottle of champagne with the sword and not being able to do it to where he's turned the bottle so it's facing him and he's pulling the sword up on it. And he hits himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself the fucking his his his his his his his his his the the the the fucking the the the the the the the the the the the the face the face the face the face th. He's th. He's th. He's the face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face face. the face face. the face face. the face the face. the face the face the face. He's the the the the face. He's the f. He's the f. He's the f. He's the f. He's the f. He's the f. He's the f where he's turned the bottle so it's facing him and he's pulling the sword up on it. And he hits himself in the fucking neck. He cut his own goddamn head off. So this was all unlocked by Tick Tock. Yes. This whole night was just ruined by Tick Tock. And stupidity and toxic masculinity. Yeah. And then Ian Wax Max. Why was that Max? That was Max? That was Max? Yeah. Why is Max also a 40-year-old man? He did look old. He's old. It's it's 80 Brian's husband. He's an older man. I don't know who that is. I'm so sorry. He was on Detroiters. I don't know. It's so sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know what that is. I'm so sorry. I don't know what that is. I'm so sorry. I'm that is that is. I that is. I that. I that. I that. I'm so that. I'm so that. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so that is. I'm so that is. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm that is. I'm that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I that is. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so. I'm so She might still be on S&L. I don't know. Anyway. Okay.

I do know what S&L is. So, yeah, but I was like, well, I thought it was someone's dad came home, but that's Max you're telling me. I assumed it was Max because he had like a cut on his face. Oh yeah. And he had been in a fight with Pete Davidson the night before. I'd like that he's another older gentleman. This kids just randomly hang out with old men. I mean, maybe that's what, I don't know. I don't know. It gives me hope. It gives me hope. Maybe I'll be adopted by a bunch of 20-something. It gives me hope that maybe someday I can be 20 again. And he's like what's going on and B turns him and goes, I have reception. Credits roll.

Credits roll. Wow. Gene, yes. Genius. Well, way to end a movie. I, what did you think of this movie? I really enjoyed it. I did too.

Yeah, it was really fun. I love a who-down it. Yeah. I thought the characters were like a lot of fun to watch. Yeah. I mean, when I'm watching a movie and I go, and this is a retelling of Agatha Christie? Do you think I'm not going to get excited about it? Not going to get a halfie about that? You shouldn't have given me this Miller highlight? Egg in the Chovey.

I was like, oh, it's a retelling of Egg at the Christie. It's like, it's sort of, it's like, it's very delightful in its silliness and like, the, like, it's like, it's sort of, it's like, it's very delightful in its silliness and like, the, like, God, I hope there aren't actual human relationships like the, it.......... It, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's like, it. It's like, it. It's like, it. It's like, it. It's like, it. It's like, it. It's like, it. It's like, it. It's like, it. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's very delightful and its silliness and like the like, God, I hope there aren't actual human relationships like this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm, well, give me a rating on it. How many of this a nine, I would watch this again in a heartbeat. Yeah, I really enjoyed it.

What about the British remake? Will you watch Bobby's, Bobby's, Bobby. Tell me a little bit. Give, g, g, g, g, g, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, the, the, the, the the the the the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, Bobby's, Bobby's, Bobby. Tell me a little bit, give me your elevator pitch for Bobby's Bobby's Bobby's and do it quickly. Well, it's a party of 20-somethings and then for some reason Martin Compton is there. Sold, two seasons. He's the sexiest man in the UK.

Most fuckable man in all that. We have to get line of duty started. I'm, whenever you're ready. Okay, all right. I will watch the first two episodes and then we'll talk. I love it. Okay. Um, nice one, mate.

I'm going to give this an 8.5. Okay, great. For some reason I thought it was going to be not fun. Probably because because because because because because because it was kids. You were like, oh, immediately I'm afraid. What am I going to do with kids? Mugh. No, it was great. It was really fun.

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check out their Madam Web episode. Marveling at Marvel's Marvels. They're the only other podcast in the world. Did you know that? Well, Katie, there's God awful movies. Oh, there's God awful movies. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's two other podcasts. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the tha. the tho. the the tho. the the tho. the the the the the the tho their. their their tho tho' their tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thea. thoooooooooo thoooo thoo thoo thooooo thooooooo thoo tho tha. tha. yes, and then there's a million other podcasts. No, what's this now? Speaking of podcast, let's keep this one going. You want to do another movie next week?

Yeah, you want to do another movie that I stupidly suggested? Wait, it's not too late. You can make something else if you think it's stupid. I think it'll be stupid and I people climb up in a tower and get stuck there or something? Fuck it, they deserve it. I was like, can we do one of those movies where people get stuck in like the ocean or on top of something? I was like, yes. There's one where people are stuck on like a ski lift? That's a nightmare. Yeah, yeah. I'm never going on a ski lift. But how are you tho? Like the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the tho, their they're they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they they're they they's they's they they's they's they's they's they they they's they they they they they's they they they's they they they's they. they. they. they. they's. they. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're their. their. their. their. to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're'll never do. But how are you going to ride the Alpine Slide at Seven Springs? I'm not.

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Fair enough. I don't want danglies. Keep it in. Yeah, don't have it dangling it out there like a Pete Davidson with this huge hog. Wow. I tied it all back together. Thank you. So come back for fall the fall see if they do, indeed, fall.

I hope at least one of them does. It's going to be real fucking disappointing if nobody falls. That's all I'm saying. I did in the movie like, oh wait, there's stairs. How did you mean we were sitting on the ladder the whole fucking time? Oh, it's an elevator! Great. The mushrooms just kicked off. Thank you so much for being awesome and being great. And thanks to everyone again for suggesting this great movie. And happy Pride Month in a very non-pandering way.

Yeah. Proud of all of you. And if you need a mom to tell you you're doing a great job. And thanks to the same thing if you need a dad to tell you you're doing a great job, you just send me an email. I'll tell you you're doing a great job. Same thing if you need a dad to do the same. Yeah. Again, within driving distance, let us know we'll be at your wedding or whatever. Oh, I'll fly us there. Absolutely. I will, for you to walk down the aisle. Yeah, I'm doing it. Just know, that's the one stipulation. What footwear are we wearing with it? Oh, none. We're going barefoot.

Oh, my dad, big parrothead. Oh, my dad, James Buffett. James Buffett, Sr. I'm Jimmy's dad. You'd be so dead. No, I wouldn't. It's the parrot heads that have kept me alive. His dad? Thanks for the sake to another episode of World Family. Bye. Maybe Axon are dead pools, Savini's sightings at the pool.

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