Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 480- Fall (2022)

Starting point is 00:00:00 What this movie presupposes is that you've never seen the descent and thought about, what this movie presupposes is that you've never seen the descent and thought about what if they went up instead of down. Yeah, the upsent. The up, the up, the, the, the ascent. The up, the, the descent and thought about what if they went up instead of down. Yeah the upsent. The up the the ascent this movie should be called the ascent right? Yes and. Listen I love you I love you I love you too I'm never fucking climbing anything for you. No there is no way if you ask me to climb the hill across the street from your house I'd be like maybe later I'm a bit tired.

Starting point is 00:00:53 Also there's a strict you better have checked all the bolts policy in our friendship. I mean really all friendships are built on trust right? Yeah, yeah not this one. This there's no relationship built on seemingly anything in this movie and I love it for it. I don't know why these two are friends. I don't know what's happening. I don't know th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. the the th. the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the they. Yeah. Yeah. there's. Yeah. Yeah. there's. there's. there's. there's. there's. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. there's. there's. there's. there's. the. the. the. I love it for it. I don't know why these two are friends. I don't know what's happening. I don't know why Jeffrey Dad Morgan. And what is Jeffrey Dad Morgan in this for two scenes? What do you go to play? I don't know, someone's dad. I guess that's what I do.

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Starting point is 00:01:38 They are. Because I'm, I'm like, like that Ryan Reynolds, when he buried on like he's he's interred against his will while he's still alive and he like there's an entire movie of him being stuck in a coffin what are you talking about and it's just like why would that be a movie what's never heard of this in my life so I was like this is a movie about two ladies being stuck on top of the tower how can that be a movie how can they do this for an hour th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thi the the the the the the the the the the the of the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the the the the top of the tower. How can that be a movie? How can they do this for an hour and 15 minutes? But they fucking deal. They do.

Starting point is 00:02:08 Oh, man. There's a lot of production companies on this. There are, one of them is specifically to do overdubs. Oh, really? So to get from R to PG 13, they had to get rid of a bunch of fucks. I would say fuck a lot and if I were in the situation. Oh my god I would not stop saying it until I like fell. And then fuck! So there's a scene where Hunter is saying this freaking thing is the helly happened and not happen with this freaking situation at all where apparently that production company was involved

Starting point is 00:02:45 in doing like deep fake stuff. Oh shit. So they like deep faked her face to make it and like she overdub freaking. Wow. To make it look like she was saying freaking. Are they, are we gonna get deep faked? Are they, are we gonna get deep faked?

Starting point is 00:02:58 I hope we get a wiki feat before we get deep-faced. Yeah, I know someone tried to make a Wikipedia for us and it was denied because we weren't famous enough. Yeah. I appreciate that. Yeah, that's good enough for me, really. Hold on one second. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:15 Sound of freedom. It feels good. Yeah. That's a lot of icy light. . .. I I I I I, th, th, th, th, th, thi.................................................................................................. Yeah........................................................................................................................................................................................, I love that you buy the biggest beers you can find. Thank you so much. Is this because the long only about chilly being kegs up into the end.

Starting point is 00:03:32 Hey Patrons, this is what your money buys. It's Alan buying the 24 ounce icy lights. And goes to sponsorships for Enjoy Wrestling. Yes, our friends that enjoy wrestling have a show this Sunday which you will miss because this episode comes out on Monday. But those episodes will be coming out on YouTube and you can watch them there and you absolutely should and you should watch all of their episodes because Enjoy Wrestling is fantastic. And where you are going to be sponsoring the YouTube stuff for this. You'll see all of our stuff you'll see images for

Starting point is 00:04:04 where with ambulance while you're watching I enjoy wrestling. You see th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes th th th th th th th th th th th th. But th th. But th th th th. But th. But th. But th. But th. But th. But th. But th. But th th. But th. But tho tho tho tho's thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes th. But th. But th. this. You'll see all of our stuff you'll see images for World Ambulance while you're watching I enjoy wrestling. You see all your friends together all at once. Wait are we sponsoring the live show too? No I think it's just gonna be for the web show. Okay good because I heard we got a smattering of applause last time we sponsored it and I don't find that very comforting. Oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Look most of our listeners ship is not in Oh, yay. Katie and Alan. They did it. Yay. Look, most of our listenership is not in Pittsburgh.

Starting point is 00:04:28 It's true. It's true. It's hard for people around the world to clap in a live venue. Although today I was at Sandcastle, which is our local water park, and I saw a man with a full back piece of the Michael Myers mask and I like grabbed pie by the arm and I was like if that guy listens to my show. So if you're out there full Michael Myers backpiece I love it. I bet he left us a review recently that just said blah lame. Yeah I mean we had that coming though. It's fine. Blah and we are lame. It's true. Fuck it. I have trouble

Starting point is 00:05:01 getting up steps sometimes. I mean, anyway. Yes. What are you going to do? Lions Gate, Capstone, BuzzFeed Studios. Yes, I wanted to talk about, does Buzzfeed still have a movie arm? I don't think so. I don't think bus feed, does Buzzfeed still have a Buzzfeed? I have no idea. I haven't taken a quiz in a really long time. They're just an aggregator of quizzes now.

Starting point is 00:05:25 T-shop and Flawless, Flalice is the Deep Fake Company. Wow, flawless. What a name for your Deep Fake Production Company. Wow. When are they going to stop having actors? Soon I would guess. But also like we love these people so we want to see them do things. I feel like pop stars and wrestlers are replacing movie stars. Is that

Starting point is 00:05:52 true? I think so. I haven't seen a movie in a while except for the Garfield movie which I would highly not recommend going to see. I feel like I hear more about like ice spice and... Ice spice? Is yeah one of the spice girls that I don't know about the sixth spice girl six spice she felled on stage and no one looked at her we genuinely who is ice spice oh she is a rapper she's an MC she has long red hair and a big booty sure she does a lot of clapping cheeks I mean if you got a big booty you pop those. She was on a really boring hot ones. You love hot ones.

Starting point is 00:06:28 I'm loving it less and less as it goes on, except for the, I high, like, of my internet or YouTube recommendations, I always recommend Taskmaster to everybody. Sure. I always recommend the juvenile episode of Tiny Desk Juvenile. Oh, the greatest love song ever written. Greatest love. I forgot, I've thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love th. I love th. I love th. I love. I love. I love. I love th. I love th. I love th. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love.. Uh, and I will recommend the greatest love song ever written. Greatest love. I forgot, I think about it constantly.

Starting point is 00:06:50 And the Conan O'Brien Hot Ones episode. Okay. He is phenomenal. He's just like, oh, this is stupid. So I'm going to be fucking insane. I mean, he seems like a great guy. Yeah. I mean, he seems like a great guy. I just don't want anyone to see me eat wings. I feel like eating wings is a very private thing. Sure.

Starting point is 00:07:07 Yeah. That's why you always do it in a closet. That's why I sit facing a corner with like a pile of napkins in my lap. My precious. My precious. What a fucking dumb nightmare hobby this movie is? Oh my god. I will give this

Starting point is 00:07:25 movie this credit, right? Okay. I have an extreme fear of heights. Like extreme. I get vertigo. I get the like, hey, look at that and start leaning forward when I'm looking over a precipice. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Your body's like, well if we're gonna go, let's fucking go. You've been talking about this for a while, buddy. So this movie like had a pit in my stomach for the duration. I'm not terribly afraid of heights, but I am afraid of dying. Sure, you know. So this film opens on Kubooding Junior Junior. Oh my god, it was Kubooding Junior Junior, Junior. It's Mason, Mason Gooding.

Starting point is 00:08:05 He has very little to do in this movie, except I. He's got a less than Harry D. Dad, or Harry Dean Stanton. Jeffrey Dad Morgan role in this movie. Yeah, he's got one scene and that's it. Yeah, and a lot of photos. Yeah. He is the husband of our protagonist Becky. Point of view character if you will.

Starting point is 00:08:29 Becky. They are climbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, free climbers. Well they had ropes, right? Or were they just attached to each other? They were just attached to each other because they love each other that much. Ew. He's like, can you unclip and I'd be like, no a fucking course I cannot unclip, motherfucker. Dog, I'm literally shitting myself and I cannot move and I don't know how I got up here and I don't know what I'm doing. There's just no fucking way. There's just no fucking way. I've climbed like 30 foot ladders and gotten to the top and me like, I don't know if I can th th th th th th th th thin I don't know thin get back down. How are you going to get back down? I don't know how I'd get back down. Climbing up a ladder is way easier than climbing down.

Starting point is 00:09:05 When they were climbing this ladder, I was like, you gotta climb 2,000 feet down a ladder. You can't just do that. You just slide down like a fireman. Well, they didn't So they're climbing this mountain and Becky's and Hunter is just a wild card. She's gone off on her own. She's if Hunter's the best friend she's off like running around on the mountain like a billy goat or a mountain goat even. She's got these big tits and no cares to give.

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Starting point is 00:10:06 Junior Junior is like, you know what we've got you? Somebody's gonna suck that baby's dick, everything's okay. That's not him. That's his dad. He has never said, somebody suck that baby's dick. Like his dad did. Kuba Gooding, Jr. Junior.

Starting point is 00:10:22 So he's like, all right, well, we got this. You're going to be fine, you're going to be safe, and then he falls somehow? I don't know. So he's hanging and dangling. Yeah. And he's like, can you unclip? And I was like, what is that going to do? You're hanging, sir?

Starting point is 00:10:39 Yeah. And also, like, if they're not, wait, I think Hunter is free climbing, but they're clipped into the mountain. That's true, is that not, I don't know what free climbing is. Alan, why the fuck would I know? What I know? What I know? You're gonna chuck up your fingertips. I don't, I have very weak, a tip to It's true. I got a big ass.

Starting point is 00:11:05 I have literally never done a pull-up in my life. In your whole life. Maybe we should learn to do pull-ups and put it on YouTube and we'll put our tits out and then maybe we'll get money. Listeners, would you like to see our collective tits? I think thi. I think thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thioluu. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ti. tip. tip. tip. tipeeeeeaa. tip. tipeeeeea. tipeeeeea. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. Absolutely. Just like struggling to do a pull-up. There is a certain segment of society that would love to see me doing shirtless pull-ups. And there's a much larger- Yeah, all the women that write into our show

Starting point is 00:11:31 and they're like, Alan's just so cute. There's a much larger segment of society that would like to he, she on clips. Yeah, she on clips. Which, I don't know what that does. And then he dips. He dips. And then it comes out of the rock, I don't know, and he dies.

Starting point is 00:11:53 And he dies. And that's it for this, this actor. He dies in a beautifully CGI way. I mean, it looks so bad. I feel like he was like he he like waving his arms and legs being like, ah! The gym mat was on a lazy Susan then spinning around. What a shit ass movie this is. But I do have a note that says that jump, man my tummy jump. When Hunter like leaps at one point for another rock, crevassy, grippy thing and I was just like, I hate this. I wish this wasn't happening. None of this got me for anything. Oh God I was like

Starting point is 00:12:28 ooh. This is to me the descent without all of the things that scared me about the descent which is like small spaces being underground this is like all right well whatever you're just floating around in the the air it's fine. Oh that's right he falls because he falls because he the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the thus. the. theck. theck. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. to. to. to. too. t. t. t that's right. He falls because because he goes to clip in on the inside of a cave And there's a bird in there and the bird flies out and scares him Was it a bird? Was it a bat? What the fuck was it? I was like, is it gonna be a little tiny cave monsters? What's happening here? There are no monsters in this movie. There should have been. But like he falls. Yeah, I for one, I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the thi. the the the the the the their their their the bird in the bird in the bird in the bird in the bird in the bird in the bird in the bird. the bird. the bird. the bird. the bird. the bird. the bird. the bird. the bird. the bird. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeeat. theeeat. theeeeeat. theea. theea. theeeea. thi. thi. th might happen? I feel like this is just, yes, this is every third climb. Someone is going to do this.

Starting point is 00:13:10 Right? Jump to you, 51 weeks later. We're just not adrenaline junkies, you and me. Oh no. No. Adrenaline makes me uncomfortable. No, it makes me sweat a lot. Yeah. Like, what I think I'm about thia I'm thia I'm thia thia thi I'm thi I'm thi I'm thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi th'm already very sweaty. Like what I think I'm about to get into a fight, and then your adrenaline kicks in,

Starting point is 00:13:28 you're like, I can't see straight right now. The next time you feel that way, you just let me know and I'll fight them for you. Okay, all right, all right. Bring, hello, Katie. Fighting gives me clarity. That's not true. I that's thi thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. thi. to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their their thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to toeea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. ti. toea. ti. ti. ti. thi. thi. thi out what I thought. Really? Yeah, it wasn't good. I was like, oh, you're probably going to kill somebody. You should stop doing this.

Starting point is 00:13:46 That's why you stopped drinking liquor, though. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, this was when I was a child. Oh, when you were straight edge. And I used to get into fights, I mean, I was like, oh, I used to get in fights to get in fights to get in fights to get in fights to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to drink to drink to drink to drink to to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink drinking to drink to drink to drink to drink to drink their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their li their li. where the fight started and I was just being the shit out of somebody and I was like I need to stop doing this so I became a pacifist so you became a pacifist yeah and then you became a trydage and then you became vegan yeah and now you drink beers and eat eggs so we're

Starting point is 00:14:15 fine you and I are cool still anarchists just don't talk about still an anarchist but like you've heard that the song the against me song a a a the the the the the the the the the the the the the song the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th so th I th I th I th I than an thanan an th I'm th I'm th. thi. I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I th I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I I I I I I I I th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm te. te. tee. tee. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. Ithe Against Me song, I was a teenage anarchist and it hit too close to home. It's true. You know? You listen that song and you're like, I did want to set the world on fire. I'm still kind of do. I'm still kind of do, but I'm a middle-aged anarchist, right?

Starting point is 00:14:40 I'd rather read books called 176 about the year that the American Revolution broke out. Are you just reading history? Yeah, I'm a dad. I'm a dad with all the kids. I mean, you're not a dad. You're a weird uncle. That I know of. You're a weird uncle.

Starting point is 00:14:55 It's true. You're my kids weird uncle. It's one of my great honors. It truly is. To be one of your kids weird uncle. So 50 weeks, 51 weeks later we've got the cremains for C.G.J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. He's not his fucking name. They have an answering machine. It's 2022. I have an answering machine. It's 2022. I have not had an answering machine since like 2002. Yeah. When's the last time you had an answering machine? Oh, actually you have one.

Starting point is 00:15:26 It's downstairs, I saw it. No, I don't. You did at least as of a couple years ago. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was never given out the phone number that used to be connected to this house. All right. All right. Well, I just got to 99 it would stop accepting new messages. That's what we got rid of it. So she's he's drunk she's not talking to her

Starting point is 00:15:49 dad and her dad's like, uh, I just want to help. Also your husband was a piece of shit and you never should have married him and I don't understand why you're sad that this piece of shit died and you're like, uh, I don't know if this is the right approach. I've this this weird this weird this weird this weird this this weird this this this weird this this this this this th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to thi to thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the th. th. the th. the th. thi. the thi. thi. the the. the the. to the to to to to to to to to to to to to thi's thi approach. I've got this weird fascist haircut because I'm filming the Walking Dead right now. Oh, wait, is he in the Walking Dead? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that show still on? No, I think there's like 57 offshoots of it now. I think there's one called Fear the Walking Dead. Yeah, he's like, whatever the hell this is that you're doing. It's like, yeah, she's grieving her dead husband. He's a tough love dad. He's a tough love dad.

Starting point is 00:16:29 He also has a bad episode of Hot Ones. Tell me about his bad episode of Hot one. He's just kind of, he comes off as a dick, kind of. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Yes, Harry Dean Stanton Morgan. He talks about how he lives in upstate New York and would love to. No, the finger lakes are gorgeous. If you've been to Ithaca, oh, what a beautiful town. Yeah, it's gorgeous.

Starting point is 00:16:54 I would love to live anywhere in the Hudson River Valley, just beautiful up there. All right. You live in the, you live in the Ohio River Valley now, so. So anyway, he's just talking about how like whenever I see people driving around Subaru Farsters, I flip them off because they're probably like not locals and just like Fuck you you weirdo every they have a sensible automobile with a four-wheel drive. Yeah, literally every third person I know drives a Subaru. Yeah, literally every third person I know drives a Subaru. Or probably an old 80s pickup that. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the the the the th. Whenever I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Whenever I th. Whenever I th. Whenever I th. Whenever I th. Whenever I th. Whenever I th. Whenever I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I the the the thi. the the the the the the the the the thi. the thrieeuuu. theu. the. the. the. the. have a 2011 Toyota Corolla. Or probably a Land Rover or probably an old like 80s pickup truck that he's gotten refurbished that he didn't actually refurbish. I want to piss on that guy's face. Yeah. Yeah. Don't shrug at me. He probably like him. So yeah,

Starting point is 00:17:41 he, he's, he's, he's, he meets her outside of the bar waiting at our car And he gives her the come to Jesus talk basically like right you got to stop this your husband was a piece shit I just don't think that's the right approach she doesn't want to hear that if you want your baby girl to come back home When she's annoyingly looking at wedding photos when she's still got to the tower and she zooms her dad's face like sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to she stuck on top the tower and she zooms in her dad's face looking at the two of them he's so mad sad about it he's like uh so it's her best friend though so everybody did not want these two to get married oh yeah yeah what is her ringtone Alan oh waltz oh w-oh what is her rington toe Alan oh well I think it's just specifically for Hunter. Her ringtone. Yeah, yeah, because there's a different ringtone when dad calls it some other like, butt rock song.

Starting point is 00:18:28 I thought that was also Cherry Pie. Oh my God. Why would a woman who was probably born this century choose cherry pie the world's grossest song about fucking a teenager virgin? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A song that apparently was written as like, hey we need another song, okay here's this I hate it. And that was like they're hit. They're all-time hit. Yeah. RIP to Janie Elaine. No one knows that person's name but you. Literally no one. The singer he passed away.

Starting point is 00:19:02 When? Oh, one decade ago probably? Rip. Sorry his family's probably still sad. So she goes home and she's gonna, she's just, she's gonna end it. She's gonna down a bunch of Advil, I don't even know what it is. It is a prescription bottle written to Angela, someone. We never know who Angela is. Angela. Angela. But she, she's about to take the pills and that's when Warren's cherry pie. Can you just, I mean, can you just imagine being somewhere and your phone starts ringing,

Starting point is 00:19:44 and it's playing cherry pie? Yeah, why wouldn't you do like body talk by rat or round and round by rat or... I mean, yeah, any rat song with two Ts. Those are the only rat songs I know actually. No, don't do it. We know you're born in the 70s. And grew up on butt rock. Hell yeah. Oh, we called it it, th you were born in the 70s. And grew up on Buttrock. Hell yeah. We called it Glam Metal. Anyway.

Starting point is 00:20:13 So the call is from Hunter. It's from Hunter. And she has this great plan. Yeah. They're going to climb the B-67 TV Tower. And they're going to scatter Dan's ashes from the top. Did Dan's parents not want any of his ashes? I thought the same fucking thing. I guess if you're the wife you get the ashes.

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Starting point is 00:21:07 I was just skeating all over the place. So... Alan, Jesus! If you're scared to dying, don't be afraid to live. Just fuck without a condom and maybe have a 30-year-old. That's what Alan's saying to you. I told you about the time that I was at a propaganda show in Philadelphia. No. I was at a propaganda show in Philadelphia.

Starting point is 00:21:29 Doesn't they're great. Never got to see them live. Oh, and you still have a jams. They're still a tour here? No, they don't tour much. Yeah. They're like 60. I do love propaganda. Anyway, I went out to Philly because Carcass was playing one night and Propagoti was playing the next night. So I'm at the Propaganda show.

Starting point is 00:21:50 And... Has El-Ira always been hanging there? I'm sorry, my hand just keeps hitting this Elvira cutout that Alan has on his wall? Yeah. All right, all right, I'm sorry. I'm a little drunker than I usually am. So I'm coming out of the propaganda show with my friends. And a woman approaches me and says, I have someone I want you to meet. Okay. And I say, don't do this to me. Wait, what year is this? This is 2009.

Starting point is 00:22:18 2009. You're married? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I was still married at the time. And she comes up to me and she and she and to me and to me and to me and she comes up to me and to me and she comes up to me and she's, and to me and to me and to me and to me and to me, to me, to yeah, I was still married at the time. And she comes up to me and she's like, hey, this is my son, blah blah blah, and I was like, oh, he used to sleep on my chest when he was first born. I was friends with her parents. And like, when he was first born, like, I would spend time at their house and he would just nap on my chest. This is not your baby.

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Starting point is 00:23:05 Right to Katie. Right to Katie. It's a We're All Famil, it's at Gmail. to Com. Alan checks it. I'm just going to disappoint you. I mean me too. I'm disappointing my own biological child, so. Not true. And imagine if I had a child and the way they found me was this fucking podcast. Or a propaganda show in a parking lot. What a great way to live. I just got done listening to Scasks and then I met my real dad. Come on, Propaganda. You know that's not true. And if you believe that's not true, go to T. Public.

Starting point is 00:23:39 to wear a General Sca Spa buy our General Ska Hospital shirt. Someone just bought a General Ska Hospital magnet. Great! And while we make zero money from it, zero dollars. I was very excited that this will be on their refrigerator and every day they'll go, ah! Forever. I don't know we could get magnets from our stuff. Oh hell yeah. Yeah. Public. Search for Werellafam ambulance. We've so much merge. Yeah, yeah. We make th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Tp. Tp. Tpublic. Tpublic. Tpublic. Tpublic. Tpublic. T. T. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th yeah. We make no money on it. It's just for you. It's for you. It's for you and T Public. I think they make all the money. I ordered this a Tribe Called Quest tank top that I'm wearing currently. I was wearing the greatest Tribe Called Quest tank top I've ever seen. It's also the only Tribe called Quest tank shop I've ever seen. It comes in an envelope that says thanks for th. It th. It thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thi thin thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi th- th- th- th- th-I th-I th-I th-I th-I thi. I thi. I thi. I ordered I ordered I ordered I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi thi theeeeateateateateateateateateateeateateateeateeeea. I thea. I thea. I thea. I theee. I the. I the for supporting independent artists and I was like, this is a bootleg t-shirt. Yeah, somebody stole that. You know what, I did buy a replacements t-shirt on T-Public, now I feel

Starting point is 00:24:29 bad. I feel like as long as the band can't be a band anymore, you got some dead members. Well, replacements could still do it, but they just, eh. They couldn't do it when they were all alive. I know. I had tickets tickets tickets tickets tickets tickets tickets tickets tickets tick tickets tick tickets tick tickets their their their their they they the they they they they the. they they the. they they the. they they they they the. the. they couldn't the. the. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. the. the. the. thea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te. te. the alive. I know I had tickets to their show at stage A.E. That fucking day I was getting myself hyped to see my favorite band of all time, the replacements, and got a message that was like, oh, Tommy's in the hospital. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you! I'll never get to see the replacements and it breaks my goddamn heart. They are the greatest band in the world. Oh my tho! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th th th tho tho that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I'll that I'll that I'll that I'll that that that I'm that that that that that I that that I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they they're thi thi thi thi thi -hmm. Could have been the biggest band in the world. Could have been the biggest band in the world. Yeah. Oh my god. Listen to Alex Chilton by the replacements. Yeah, I don't know if that works. I don't know if that works. I don't know if that works. Anyway, we have a movie to talk about. We do. Yeah. But it's a movie about people climbing things. So she's going to do it. I mean, not much happens to be fair.

Starting point is 00:25:30 Hunter is a YouTube. Oh, God. Ugh. And theyme. And the, uh it wasn't for you, living. I love that everything in this movie is unbelievably telegraphed. Like we're looking through Hunter's phone and there's a picture of her and Becky's like, oh my god, you've never looked happier, who took this photograph? Whose arm is around you?

Starting point is 00:26:05 Yeah, it's your fucking husband, you tip shit. No one? No one's arm. That's my third arm that I got removed and didn't tell you about. Also, imagine taking photos with your affair partner. Just don't. Don't. I feel like these dummies who just had her phone up in front of her face while driving. Oh, Jesus. I do scream at people regularly for almost hitting me in a crosswalk.

Starting point is 00:26:33 Oh, man. Why do we live here? Why do we live in the East End where everybody just wants to run us over? Because it's really nice otherwise. It is really nice otherwise. Just stop trying to hit us, okay? Uh, so they're going to do the climb. They're in a diner. Yes. And this is where we get checkoffs electrical outlets? No way can you charge a phone on a lamp? That's not true, is it?

Starting point is 00:27:01 I don't want to find out because I know I will electrocute myself. Yeah, one hundo. I don't think you should plug an electrical cable into an open socket. You know why you say that? You know why? You know why? No, tell me why? Not an adrenaline junkie. I'm very, I'm very, I'm very sedate. Outlets are for cowards. I mean, I think outlets should be like really well regulated. I just run around to lick power stations.

Starting point is 00:27:26 I don't even give a shit. I have this pair of tweezers in my hand, and I think I might just shove it in there and see what happens. Oh, I blew across the room. Tits for clicks. I do think that's a good business model. Oh, yeah, yeah. Fuck who I thu thu that I that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that's th. I that's that's that's th. I that's. I th. I th. I th. I that's, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I th. I, I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I theeease. I theat. I theat. I theat. I thease. I thease. I thease. I thease. I thease. I the, who's the lady from The Good Place? She's the British Lady on the Good Place. Why can I think of her name?

Starting point is 00:27:48 Jamil? Jamil? Yes, Jamil. She does these posts where she'll just have like most of her boobs out and be like, hey, I know you're paying attention now. So anyway, I want to talk to you about this thing that's really funny. So yeah, she's danger D on YouTube. I mean, what the fuck is your life? Do you ever watch those YouTube's of people doing like parkor across like city skylines?

Starting point is 00:28:13 Sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Grow up. I love it when they hop up things, like the ultimate ninja challenge shit, where they're just like, oh, just run up a building. They can't they do it. Well good for them. Yeah yeah I can't just run up a building I guess no. Yeah. So Danger D is gonna take Danger C on a on a on a Becky on this climbing of this tower.

Starting point is 00:28:42 She's videoing herself while driving like a real piece of shit. Sure. Don't do this. Sure. And she, like her friend's like, I don't want to be on the video and she immediately puts her friend on the video. Yeah, she sucks. Yeah, yeah, she's bad.

Starting point is 00:28:55 She's a bad friend. She's a bad person. She's a bad person. this B67 TV tower, which was at one point the largest structure in the United States and is now the fourth largest structure in the United States at 2,000 feet tall. Yeah. Do things like this really exist? This is based on an actual tower, somewhere in Arizona? Really?

Starting point is 00:29:16 Yeah. Why would a TV tower need to be 2,000 feet tall? I guess because you're in the middle of the desert. You know how I feel about deserts. It's a mistake. We shouldn't be there. Nomadic lifestyle at best. I mean, you can't live there. You can't grow there. You can't grow there.

Starting point is 00:29:34 You can't grow there. I don't know what people can do. You can if you divert rivers. If you drain aquifers. Trying to grow a tomato in Nevada and then come back to me. I was thinking about tomatoes today, not to diverge once again. No, well this is our job. They, you know, they're indigenous to this part of the world. And then they got to Italy.

Starting point is 00:29:54 Well, to a lot ofthey got to Italy. No, the Italians have them first. No! And they got to Italy, and Italians were like, holy shit, this is our entire thing from here on now. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. Well, that makes my welcome to Garlic World tattoo very strange. Well, that's, I don't know where garlic came from. I feel like garlic is all know the tomatoes weren't hours. Yeah, I don't believe they are. I believe they are, they started off in North or South America. I'm disappointed by this.

Starting point is 00:30:28 I'm disappointed in my people. Why, they adopted a thing and made it their own. Yeah, we did. And then we somehow like accepted that it was theirs. That doesn't seem very American. It's true. Give us our maters back. Anyway, so they see these vultures eating a deer, pig? I was not a deer or a pig. I don't know what the fuck that was. Sort of desert wallaby? Look, don't live in the desert. And they're like, get away from it. It's still alive. And I was like, dog, let them kill it. You them kill it. You're not gonna kill it. No.

Starting point is 00:31:05 They're also like the gate is locked to get to the tower. Like, why the fuck wouldn't it be locked? And then they're like, oh my God, we have to walk there? Like you're gonna climb this thing, but bulk at walking the equivalent of 10 to 20 twenty 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 to 20 to 20 to 20 to 20 to 20 to 20, to 20, to 20, to 20, to 20, to 20, to 20, to 20, to 20, to 20 city, to to to to to to to to to to the to 20 city to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their to to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to to to to to the to to 20, the the the the the the the the to 20, the the the the to 20 city the to 20 city to 20 city city city city city city blocks, to 20 city blocks, to 20 city blocks, to 20 city blocks, to 20 city blocks, to 20 city blocks, to 20 city blocks, to 20 city blocks, to seen a vulture in real life? Yeah. I don't like them. Sure. I don't think they're here for you to like.

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Starting point is 00:32:26 Oh my god, yes. The first foot that you put on this tower, yeah. The ladder goes, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble. I'm like, I'm climbing 2,000 feet on this, because I just want to get my heart racing. Let me get my shimy shake up. I don't like my heart to raise. No. That's a bad thing for your heart to do. Yeah, I mean, I think, unless you're like exercising, I think it's bad. Or falling in love. Oh, cute.

Starting point is 00:32:50 So the whole tower is a rusty piece of shit. Yeah. And as she, in the first like 20 rungs, one of them breaks on Becky. Yes, and Becky does not want to do this. No. And Hunter's like, after Dan died, I was afraid of my own shadow, but I pushed through, okay? Yeah, that was like also her husband and also you're a terrible fucking friend. She really just is an asshole. She really is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So we see them climbing up this ladder and like a support rope waivers and then a rung breaks and a bolt wiggles which is foreshadowing. This movie it ain't holding nothing back no cards behind its back it's letting you know everything that's gonna happen. And Hunter is

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Starting point is 00:34:25 Okay? Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, no, that's fine. Yeah, I'm afraid of a lot of things. Yeah, yeah, and those things have kept me alive to this point. Yeah, like getting hit by a car or cancer. Sure. So I just look both ways and get me ammograms, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, thter, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu. And thu. And thu. And thu. And thu. And thu. thu. tha, tho, tho, tho, tho, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. And, th. And, th. And th. And th. And th. And tha, tha, tha, tha. And tha. And tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha, tha,, yeah. And... Fuck you, Hunter. And Hunter? So they get to the...

Starting point is 00:34:50 Currently, for the first like 1,000 feet or something, or like 1,800 feet, they're climbing inside of this skeleton frame of a tower. Right, the ladder is positioned inside the like the structure. So theoretically you have other things to grab on to you. Yeah, but you really don't. You really don't. Yeah. But you have that like false sense of security at any rate. I guess. I'm not that stupid so I don't know. Is that the problem we have? Yes, we're too smart to know to do this. So they have to get up to a point where they get to a point where they're now climbing outside of this cage. They have to like kind of do this this very

Starting point is 00:35:37 squeezy spot to get to the outside ladder which is very dissent like that she gets stuck in the thing and they gotta pull her through. And she hears the hilarious joke that I like to tell you all the time. Tell to me again. Tell to me again. How do you give a lemon and orgasm? How do you give a lemon and orgasm? You tickle it sitrus. It's never gonna do it for me. I like it because it doesn't work. I mean, Citrus isn't a word.

Starting point is 00:36:05 But Clitteress is and Citruses. Yeah, no, I get it. Thank you. So they get around the squeezy bit and Hunter's like, it's smooth as sailing. Not a phrase, not a phrase that you say. When Hunter goes around it, she just grabs like the outside of the ladder. But when Becky goes, she like squeezes her butt between.

Starting point is 00:36:28 Well, Hunter has to squeeze her gigantic tits between the ladder and the towar. That are in like a, a Bridgeton-esque push-up brawl. Like, they're shooting for her ears. Yeah, it might sound like we're being mean about her tits, but it's a plot point. Yeah, for sure, for sure. And it will come in useful. But, yeah. When they get on the outside ladder, Hunter grabs it and shakes it and says, does this feel loose to you?

Starting point is 00:36:56 Ha ha ha ha, ha, and just fucking climbs it. No. Yeah, what are you doing? I don't know. So they get to the top. It's a teeny tiny platform. It's a teeny tiny platform. And like Becky has made it to the top and it's like this incredible moment for her because she's overcome her fears of her husband dying and she's choosing life over fear but her friend also has to pull her up with her hand. I don't know Hunter just climbed it. And this is where, like, up until this point, I'm freaking out because of my fear of heights.

Starting point is 00:37:30 But then they get up there and they're just like, doot, dude, dude, do, do, do, on a four-foot platform. And I'm like, oh, this isn't scary anymore, because these dip shit should just fall. Like, I don't care if they fall. Yeah, I mean, I mean, they they have they have they have they have they have they have they. I mean the movie is called Fall. We signed up for this. I thought it was taking place in the autumn. Eh. It's just a beautiful, like New Hampshire day in October and the leaves have changed and it's just absolutely gorgeous. You've ever been to New England for the leaves?

Starting point is 00:37:59 Oh. Who you talking to? I'm talking to my friend from Delaware. Of course I've been to a great pumpkin tha pumpkin to a great thapk? to a great to a great tha pumpkin tha pumpkin to a great thuuukekekekekekekekekekea to a great to a great to a great to a great to a great to a great to a great to a to a to a to? I'm talking to my friend from Delaware. Of course I fucking have. Yeah. Have I been to a great pumpkin thing in Terrytown, New York, aka Sleepy Hollow? Oh, nice. In... Yeah, yeah, I've done. I went to a wedding in Rye Beach, New Hampshire in October, and everywhere I went, like, the airport and the rental car place, everybody was like, you here for the leaves? No. You can just see my friends get married. Why, do you want me to rake? No, leave me? No, good. But, fuck you. I'm from Appalachia. We have leaves too. It's true. Our leaves are fine. They're fine. Just as beautiful. Just as beautiful if not, less beautiful. It's true. It's gorgeous. It is gorgeous though. I mean fine, that's trees.

Starting point is 00:38:47 They're gonna kill us one day if that documentary is starring Marcus Marcus Marlberg. Be scientific. Dushback. Old Becky would have done it. Done what? Fuck you. So Hunter does this thing where she hangs off the side of the tower by one hand What the fuck do you get like a selfie and be like ah was that?

Starting point is 00:39:09 First of all I don't believe Hunter can do a pull-up either Why because she doesn't look any more buff than I do it's true. I can't do a pool of and then she makes Becky do the same thing. Yeah, but rather than holding off the side Becky is just letting the the the the the the the th to be like th th th th to to th th to to th to th. to to to to th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the th. th. the. the the te te te tell tell the tel tell the tell the tell tell the tell tell the tel tel to to to do the same thing. Yeah. But rather than holding off the side, Becky is just letting her friend hold her off the side of this thing. No way! No way!

Starting point is 00:39:34 No way! No way! A person in the world I trust enough to hold my hand while I hang over a 2,000-foot drop. Leave her alone or say you won't. And then they sprinkle the ashes. They do and Hunter says to Becky Dan would be proud of you because he was a fucking bozo. Can I say something? Yeah. Becky is sort of offended that Hunter is crying about sprinkling the ashes?

Starting point is 00:40:03 Yeah. And it's like, lady, she was his friend too. Yeah. If you would to sprinkle ashes. Yeah, and it's like lady She was his friend too. Yeah, if you would just sprinkle missies ashes. I would cry like a bitch What the actual fuck is wrong with this woman? I don't know. I don't know I don't know Listen like I know I have all these plans for my funeral which require me to be embalmed. Yeah, sorry Vi to be the funn. that. thiii. thunne. thunne. thunne. thunne. thunne. thunne. thi. thi. thi. thi. thr-I. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. to to to to to to to to thrown to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to spa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to to to to to to to to to to to to to thr-n. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to thr-I. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr-a. thr-s thrcc-s thrinkle to ss to ss to ss thr I want you to set my body on fire. I don't want to be cremated. I just want to be set on fire. Sure, Viking funeral. Viking funeral in the lawn. Uh-huh.

Starting point is 00:40:29 Okay? Yeah, great. I'll start building the boat now. I mean, I'll be dead soon. Hush now. Or just like toss them into the fountain, to to to the fout. to the fout. to the foun. to to the foun. to to the foun. the foun. to to the foun. to the foun. to to be to be very. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. to be very. too. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. to. to. to. to. to. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be to be to be to be very. to be very. to be very. to be very. to be very. to be very. to be very. to be very. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tooooooooooooooooome. the. the. the. the. the. thinly. Just ruin it for everybody for like two weeks. It's my ashes and dish soap. She would have wanted it this way. She doesn't know if it's dawn or dawn.

Starting point is 00:40:55 I don't know. Wait, say the name of the dish soap. Say the man's name. Don. Same fucking word. Don. Uh, Star of Miami Vice. Dawn Johnson? Yeah, I don't know. Miami Vice was before I was born.

Starting point is 00:41:17 Doesn't be, you can know about things that existed before. I actually don't. You taught me about the Pieter. Who is... Okay, all right. I have a degree in art history, but I don't know who Don Johnson is. I'm sorry. I like Don Johnson. He's Decoded Johnson's father.

Starting point is 00:41:34 I still don't know who Dakota Johnson is. I'm sorry. This is hard for me. You've seen her in movies. Which one? Oh yeah, no, I didn't. I didn't remember, I do remember, I didn't remember now that movie sucked. She has the charisma of a shoe. Yeah, fuck her. Anyhow, so Becky's like, well enough of this shit, I'm climbing back down. And then what happens?

Starting point is 00:41:59 Then the whole fucking ladder breaks and everything is fucked. The whole letter falls off. It's like one screw goes and the rest of them go, thank God. We've been hanging on way too long. I do love her like smacking into the tower on her rope, though, I think that's a nice touch. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hunter pulls her back up and says that. I would have punched somebody off of the tower. I would have killed Hunter so I could drink her blood to keep myself alive.

Starting point is 00:42:29 But it takes them like a half an hour to realize the latter is gone. I mean, every choice they make seems inexplicable. Yeah. She's like, well, someone must have heard it. Yeah. No, you're in, someone must have heard it. Yeah. No, you're in the middle of a desert. Hoomst. Hoops would have heard that. They have a drone.

Starting point is 00:42:52 They have cell phones, right? Yeah, but they're not getting your reception because they're too high up. Yeah, but why not just strap your cell phone to your drone? Huh? And then fly it down to the ground? When? What? What do you say? What am I saying? What am I saying?

Starting point is 00:43:10 They do an egg drop experiment where they put a phone in a shoe with a push-up bra to try to get reception. You have a flying machine. The world is full of wonders. There was a split second where she said, I think about the egg drop and I was like, why am I bringing soup up right now? Oh, you like an ah, egg drop soup is disgusting. It's delicious.

Starting point is 00:43:31 Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's disgusting. It's so good, gloopy. Oh man. I like a gloopy egg. I ain't scared. Not scared of eggs, but scared of fights. Oh yeah,

Starting point is 00:43:54 terrified. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ask me why I got fired from a job as a house painter. You were a house painter? For a week. I heard you as a house painter. I cannot even imagine this. I'm convinced they were meth heads. Like they was just a, it was a strange situation all around. I mean that's a methy job. Yeah. That's a job you can do on meth. Sure. Yeah, yeah. I mean of jobs you can do on meth, that is one of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm be president. Yeah. Be pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I they they. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I I'm. I'm. I I'm I'm I I'm I I'm I I I'm I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm convinced. I'm convinced. I'm convinced. I'm convinced. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm they've lost their water because Becky dropped the bag when she fell, which makes sense. And Hunter is sure that multiple 911 calls have gone out. Yeah, multiple 911 calls.

Starting point is 00:44:38 And Becky's leg is cut. Yeah, and she hadn't noticed. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then we see Becky peeing off the tower. Love to pee outside. We've talked about this all the time. I love to pee outside. I feel like peeing off the tower would be very rewarding. Oh my god yes. Think of the velocity your pisses getting in before it hits the ground. Exactly. And also like I was she's like I have to pee and I was like, just piss yourself, who cares? Just piss anywhere you want.

Starting point is 00:45:06 Who cares? Yeah. And... Who put that there? So they start having this like super antagonistic video conversation? Yes, because Hunter is doing a persona for her internet personality where she is Danger D and it's just all about like hanging out. I don't know, I don't know how to be an internet personality despite being one. Is the Danger D for two D's? Double D? Because she got big tits. Yeah. Your name doesn't start with a D. No, her name doesn't start with a D.

Starting point is 00:45:45 No, no, Hunter does not start with a D. I think we heard later that her first name is Shiloh. Mm-hmm. Shiloh. No, none of those start with D's. No, and her last name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's a thi.

Starting point is 00:45:56 Yeah, theyl. to be double D because you got them double D's. I mean fine I guess. Yeah. You know like Jessica Simpson's dad said. What? There's something. I love the little bit I know about pop culture. No I love this for you because this had to have been like 2005. I just there was some interview with with with Jessica Simpson's dad and he's like yeah man she's real popular how could she not be with them double D's. And she's like Doc yeah, man, she's real popular. How could she not be with them double D's? Oh, dude. And she's like, Doc? You look at your daughter's tits? Is that what you're doing there, Doc? I'm so glad my father, my estranged father has never talked about my tits as far as I know

Starting point is 00:46:32 in public. Oh, so they're going to do the egg drop, but they need padding. What are they going to use for padding? I mean, Chuck Taylor's are notoriously flat. Yes. And slippy! What are you doing wearing these? Who knows? They're so slippery. So what are they using for padding inside of the shoe with the phone?

Starting point is 00:46:56 Her push-up bra. Which, that's a lot of padding. Sure. I'm sure you've never worn a push-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s. I'm th-s-s. I'm they-s. I'm th-s-s. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s raw in your life. I felt them. Hey, hey. Kiddie, I've- Hey guys, Alan's fucked. I've been with women. Alan has fucked. I've been multiple very long-term relationships. I don't know what you mean by that.

Starting point is 00:47:18 I have washed many bras. You've washed bras? Yeah, I do laundry. Will you wash my braz? If I bring them over? I don't like doing it. It's gotta do it in the tub and it's just fucking the point. Oh no we're just throw them in the goddamn washing machine. No, you can't just throw them in the goddamn washing machine because they fall apart. Yeah, so you're not going to that's I think that's a that's a step too far in our relationship then neither of us want to go in no you're right she's got the dirtiest tits I don't

Starting point is 00:47:52 know what's going on my tits so we see that hunter has one four three tattooed on her foot which is a mr. Rogers reference why are you so happy I'm still laughing at that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the that the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the you so laughing at my dirty tits? Yes, I'm still laughing at the fact that we're joking about you having a dirty boopo's no, they're disgusting. Just fucking filthing. No messages, please. We get a flashback dream where Becky is laying in bed with uh, uh, Cuba Gooding Jr. And he is, she sayso getting junior junior and he is she says i love you

Starting point is 00:48:27 and he starts tapping on her leg she's like aren't you gonna say it back and he says I am one one two three four or one two three and she's like i love you and it's like there's a lot of other things that could be too I hate you would also fit but Mr. Rogers loves the number listen listen listen to me, listen to me with your listening ears. Put your thinking hat on. Put your listening ears on. Mr. Rogers loved that concept so much that he kept his weight at 143 pounds for his entire like adult life.

Starting point is 00:48:58 Yes. Okay, that's like sociopath. I know I can't, I can't hit 143 if I try. Too fucking tall. Yeah. Too fucking tall. That's weird. Yeah. So they drop the phone. It goes on, it hits the ground. Sure. And there's a gentleman down there with this dog. I love this dim wet man. And he's having a phone call and he's like I don't to the check. thi. thi like I sent you the check, you're like, I don't care for this man's story. This is not our story. And his dog's like, oh shit, there's a phone. Maybe I could use that, they get away from this man. I'm calling an animal shelter right this moment. And he doesn't see the shoe or the phone. Or the other other other other other the other other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. th. th. their. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. I's. the. I. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. I. I. I. I. I. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. I. tho. I. I. I. I. they start the other shoe or then the other shoe because three shoes come down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they have a flare that was in a box with binoculars on top of the tower.

Starting point is 00:49:50 Labeled emergency. Yeah. There should have been an elevator in there. Yeah. And or or 2,000 feet of rope. Wait, I have a question for you. Yes, ma'am. The top of the tower has a light bulb on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the. th. th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. I. th. I. th. th. I. th. th. I. th. th. I. I. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. top of the tower has a light bulb on it. Yeah. That is flashing all the time to prevent aircraft from hitting it. Who changes that light bulb? Didn't they notice that ladder was in bad shape? Who's like, Barry? Who's climbing that? And he's like, it's a living. I can answer that. If a plane goes by and the light.

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Starting point is 00:51:16 survivalist so AF AF AF all flares it's hard for me I would never get myself into a situation where I would need a flare. I'd buy a flare gun. For what? For what? Like you're in your backyard? All of my neighbors? All of my neighbors.

Starting point is 00:51:35 All of my neighbors. That woman is very old. I was going to say they're dicks, but she seems really nice. She's very nice. She's got a cat. All of my neighbors are very sweet. Yeah, I always. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I th. I th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. tha. to to to to to to thii to to thea to thi to thi thea. I'm thi thi. I'd thi. I really nice. She's very nice. She's got a cat. All of my neighbors are very sweet. No, they seem really sweet. Yeah, yeah, I was joking. I'm not gonna shoot flares at my neighbors. I'm not. You can shoot at my neighbors, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm shooting a Brianna. So they wait till it's dark. Because there is a a real methy-looking like camper van down there.

Starting point is 00:52:06 Yeah. And so they're gonna, and the people are making pork ribs. They can tell what their binoculars. Pork ribs. How do you know they're not beef ribs? They know they're pork ribs. No, they just say they're ribs. I thought they're vegetarian, say out of this.

Starting point is 00:52:21 This isn't for you. Ribs and really cold beer. So, they shoot the fire, the flare. Yeah. And the guy see the flare. Yeah. And what's their reaction to seeing the flare? They get a crowbar and they steal their fucking car, which is the funniest reaction. So I give her the finger.

Starting point is 00:52:40 I stand by my methie guy thing about their man, about their camper man. Because the reaction to the situation is to steal their car. So good. It was a nice car. Oh my God, it's so funny. So yeah, then there's Becky watching old videos from her wedding and zooming in on her best friend's face. She's so sad. I used to get railed by that guy. That guy railed me for four months. Four months of railing.

Starting point is 00:53:11 It was a huge mistake. So they had the the ever mentioned tattoo discussion, 143. Imagine getting a tattoo with someone you're having an affair with. What kind of fucking idiot are you? As I was describing this to Missy and describing the one four three three tattoo, I said my reaction would have been like, no it used to say 1488 but I'm not a Nazi anymore so I'm getting it lazard off

Starting point is 00:53:36 because I'd rather tell my best friend that than I was fucking their husband. I would believe that Hunter's a Nazi the Nazi the Nazi their their their their their their tha tha thunder is a thunder is a thunder is a thunder is a thunder is a thunder is a thunder is a thu thu thu thu thu thu th Nazi, actually. She's really pretty. She was on J6. So it's so Becky confronts her. Yeah. And Hunter's like, yeah, four months. It was a huge mistake. I was fucking your husband.

Starting point is 00:53:57 But I loved you more than I loved him. Which is very sweet. Also, like, blame Dan. Don't blame your friend. No you I don't oh you're not aware of this oh in all of these situations the man is never at fault it's always the woman. Gotcha gotcha got you so you always have to blame the woman okay I mean we truly like we are at fault for everything in horror movies at least. The aforementioned statements of Katie Down do not represent the actual opinions of Katie. I'm just saying, you watch a horror movie, everything's always a woman's fault.

Starting point is 00:54:32 It's always a mom's fault, it's always a cheating woman's fault. For sure. That's it. Those are the only things. And she's like, who initiated it? Dan did? I still hate you. Yeah, but she really doesn't though. She's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to be, to, to, to be, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, th. toe, toe, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to be, to be, to be, to be, th. to be, th. to th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. toe. toe. the. toe. toe. toe. to-a. to hate you. Yeah, but she really doesn't though. She never really gets angry at Hunter. No. She's just like, well, we're best friends and we're stuck up here, so like let's just make it work. And Hunter's like, maybe I'll just die. And Becky's like, I don't know, man. Maybe you'll get lucky and I'll fall. She had, she said nothing like that she never even rage. No. So Becky's got an alarm that goes off th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi's thi's thi's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to to to to thea. to to to to to to thea. to thea. thea. the. the. the.'s got an alarm that goes off that they've

Starting point is 00:55:06 been up here for 24 hours and no one's come to get them. Yeah. And I was like, Becky, you didn't have to set that alarm. No, you could probably, you had nothing else going on. Do you get a spread? A spreadsheet going to be to be Becky. Yeah, Becky suck. Becky should have died. So hunters like look, thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thi's thi. th. th. th. th. Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky's the. Bea. Becky's th. Becky's th. Becky's they. Becky's they. Becky their. Becky their. Becky their. Becky up up they. Becky up they. Becky up they. Becky up up they. Becky they. Becky they. Becky they. Becky th. Becky th. Becky th. Becky. Becky. Becky. Becky. Becky. Becky. Becky. Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky. Be. Be. Be. Be. Bea. Bea. Bea. Bea. Bea. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. the. can make it down to the bag to get the water. Sure. Because they look like shit right now. They're like all dried out. I really did like their makeup when they got sort of like sun spotted and bottled and like dehydrated, their lips were all cracked.

Starting point is 00:55:37 I thought it looked great actually for a shit-ass movie. It was a really good decision too that they're never green screened. They're always on top of a tower. It's just a tower that's on top of a mountain that's like less than 100 feet tall. So it looks like they're way high up in the air. Where was this filmed? Oh, I don't know. Okay. Yeah. But it was on a t shot them, they had like a huge Vista in the background. Okay, so I- Vista? I love how ethnically you said that.

Starting point is 00:56:09 Windows Vista. How you say? Vista? Buena Vista. Buena Vista. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with me, truly? So, she's going to climb down, but they have 50 feet of rope. And wouldn't you know that this bag is 51 feet away? But don't worry, because she has a selfie stick?

Starting point is 00:56:36 Remember selfie sticks? Did people still use those? It was like a selfie claw? Yeah, I bet they do. Oh, for sure they do. Yeah, selfie sticks? Yeah, really? I look at Google Maps all the time. Do thiiii thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's th. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi sti sti sticks tho thoes. So she's tho tho tho tho thoes. So thi sticks. So thi sticks. So thi sticks. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's toea. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeseses. So, thoes. So, th claw. Yeah, I bet they do. Oh, for sure, they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Selfie sticks? Yeah, yeah, really? Yeah, I look at Google Maps all the time and people always selfie sticking on there. Okay, okay, okay. I was just looking at today because I wanted to see like,

Starting point is 00:56:52 there's people Like, especially like, do you take a fucking selfie? Pay attention what you're doing. Watch your fucking feet, you dip shit. So she detaches herself and jumps down to get the bag. And then she's like, huh, water. And so I'm drinking water. Okay, the two of them have brought one teeny, tiny little baby bottle that's less than I bring to like play soccer on a Wednesday night, you know? I take 40 ounces of water to work with me.

Starting point is 00:57:28 Yes, I literally played soccer last night for 90 minutes and I had two water bottles. Yeah. Because I was thirsty. So then she's like, all right, I think I can, for some reason, use this selfie stick to grab the rope, but I'm going to have my bag weighing down the selfie stick, which seems like a real bad idea. You know what the good thing about backpacks is? Yeah. You can just put it right on your back. And this, what annoyed me about this is that it was a shoulder bag? It just was one strap going across? Why would you climb something without two straps? I didn't even notice that. Yeah, yeah. What? These fucking professional ass YouTube climbers were using a one shoulder backpack? I miss that entirely. So taking a messenger bag up there with you. What is wrong with you?

Starting point is 00:58:17 So she like attaches her backpack to the rope and then she's going to jump onto the backpack and then Becky's gonna hoist her up. Becky is very small. Sure. She's a small woman. Yeah. So they start doing this plan and it's working it's working real good. There's this like gym class horror shit of climbing a rope. Yeah. She has to climb the rope. Yes! Oh my god, the only thing I was good at was the sit and reach and the runs. Sit and reach? I'm super fucking flexible. I can touch past my toes. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:54 You do that sit and reach? I don't remember. It's been a lot longer since I was in school to do. That's true. Ten years, to be exact. So she's hoisting herself up and she's getting hoisted on her own petard. And she falls obviously. Yeah. Yeah, but then she's able to jump back onto the bag and get back up there and Hunter pulls her up and everything's okay.

Starting point is 00:59:19 But her hands are all busted up. Sure, why wouldn't they be? I mean, gym class rope climbing. And so... I think when I was young, we, we, the girls got to climb a rope with knots in it, that we could put our feet on. Oh, I did too. Yeah, yeah. All right, all right. The girls and I was, I think, girls and I was also terrified of light, so I got like 10 feet up and I was like, I don't want to do this anymore. No, I remember like climbing the rope with the knots in it and touching the gym ceiling and then being like, I'm all the way fucking up here. What am I going to do? I can't get down? There was one of those like, fucking 90-year-old, like, oh, just drop. No. No. Did you all do the thing where you play with a parachute in gym? For sure.

Starting point is 01:00:07 And the giant ball? The earth ball? Yeah. We called it the Fat Albert Albert. More of a time. It was the 1970s. I do remember like doing a thing where you had to hang on to a rope and like swing over some gym mats that were a set up and a peak and if you hit the mats you like failed the test and

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Starting point is 01:01:34 HBD. Happy birthday to you. So, this is another thing that the movie does, this beautiful telegraphing. Hunter is now always slightly in shadow here henceforth in this movie. I didn't notice that but I knew she was dead. Yeah, well for sure. I mean like you know she's dead, right? She didn't make that jump. Nobody makes that jump.

Starting point is 01:02:01 So she's always in shadow and she's always behind Becky. Okay I did not notice that but I also did not care. So they pull out the drone and they're like let's let's write a note. Put it on the drone and fly it down to the motel. Why would you not tie your, I mean I don't know much about drones to be fair. Could they not hold the weight of a cell phone? I don't know. I ain't not a joke. You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you're like like like like like like like like like like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm not th. I th. I'm not th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. thi. I thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I did thi. I thi. I drones, to be fair. Could they not hold the weight of a cell phone? I don't know. So if you're like trying to send a message saying, she's like I have 60,000 followers. Sure.

Starting point is 01:02:31 Why would you not post the thing to call 911? Tie your phone to the drone and fly the drone down to the ground instead of throwing it down in a high top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top to to to to to to to to the to the to tho the the the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. chalk. Because of Eggdrop Challenge? I remember science class, right? I mean I I guess. Yeah, yeah. I didn't take a lot of science classes. I have an arts degree. Sure. Sure. So she, they they do this thing. Oh, they have to charge the drone. Oh, they have to charge the drone. Oh my god. Becky's gonna climb up onto the light bulb. Checko's going to climb up onto the light bulb to charge the drone. Chekhov's fucking light bulb!

Starting point is 01:03:08 And Dead Hunter says, Wait, we don't know she's dead this way. Huh? Yeah. How is your leg? And Becky says, it stinks, but it doesn't hurt. And I was like, oh, that's real bad. I mean, yeah, that's do you know that there's two sequels that are going to be made

Starting point is 01:03:26 of this movie? No? Yeah, they're filming them maybe at the same time. Wait, what? How do you make two sequels at the same time? Uh, yeah, they did for Lord of the Rings? Um, really? Yeah, they filmed all those movies at the same time. Oh, Lord of the Rings? the Lord of the Lord of the Lord of the Lord of the Lord of the Lord, the Lord, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi, thi, thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the Lord of the Rings? Lord of the... J. R. R. Token. Okay, smoking weed. Spoken. Smoking weed. I don't know, but like... That has to have taken them like two years to film all those movies, right? They're so fucking long. There's 18 hours of them. Yes. But if her leg's stinking, she's gonna get gangrenous. She gonna lose that leg. Yeah, but also it's not gonna happen in 24 hours. Yeah, I don't know. If you're getting Sunday, you know. You got a medical degree all of a sudden?

Starting point is 01:04:14 Oh yeah, I've got science degrees. Up the butt. Art science? Um, no, I think you can have a cut for 24 hours without getting gangrene. Maybe. I don't know. This movie says no. All right, fine. This movie's, well, she's not gangrenous.

Starting point is 01:04:30 She's just stanky. Stanky leg. She's got a stinky leg. Remember stanky leg? I love stanky leg. It makes me want to do the Ed lover dance. I'm kind of doing it, but I'm also sitting down, so. Ban-da-na-da-na-da-na. So she's gonna climb up there, and she can't do it. She can't do it.

Starting point is 01:04:51 So what does Becky do to inspire her? I don't actually know. She sings Cherry Pie by Warren. Oh, wait, no, what Hunter does it is. Because Becky loves the song Cherry Pie. Who doesn't? As a woman who was born in probably the 2000s? Yeah. Who does it? She loves this like weird pedophile rock song from the 1980s? She loves Christine 16 by Kiss. She loves she's only 17 by winger. A little bit of winger. She loves that, yeah, she loves all those songs from the 70s because there's a million of them. Gross. And also Hunter keeps fucking up the words, which I like like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a th, like, like, a th, like, like, like, like, a th, like, like, like, like, like, like, a thi, like, like, a thi thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi 70s because there's a million of them. Gross.

Starting point is 01:05:25 And also Hunter keeps fucking up the words, which I liked a lot, and the melody. She was like, look, this is your thing, I'm just doing my best here. She also was a shit singing voice, which I appreciate. Yeah. Imagine that being the thing that motivates you to save your own fucking life. you to save your own fucking life though. Like what could you sing to me to motivate me to save my own fucking life? Kickstart my heart by Molly Crew. I know it's true. You would just do that like the beginning. Borrow, bob, bab-bom, skydaked from a narrow plane. How many times can you hear them say, oh yeah? Yeah, baby!

Starting point is 01:06:07 Millions. 30, at least 30. So Katie, she can't make the circuit. What's she going to use to make the circuit? Her fucking wedding ring? Is this how electrical works? I don't know. Is gold even conductive?

Starting point is 01:06:23 Is it? I think so, yeah. Okay. It is a metal. It's a precious metal. But also like, I don't know. I feel like you can't just plug things into things and hope it works, right? It's again, you don't have that adrenaline junkie-wildo attitude. To be fair, I'm a piece of shit and I'm very lazy. You hush your mouth now. You are not a lazy. I'm very lazy. When it comes to climbing things. Sure, sure. Yeah. Katie. What did she have to do after she plugs in the

Starting point is 01:06:57 drone? I don't know. Wait. Wait. For hours. What is she doing? She has literally got her, oh the reason she was singing cherry pie is because she's like, it's like pole dancing. Yeah, we saw a video earlier of her pole dancing to cherry pie and she's like, God, I was wrapped. I was wrapped. And I was like, it's not like pole dancing. No one's clapping cheeks. No one's clapping cheeks and you're not going up and then down.

Starting point is 01:07:28 You're saying, yeah. But also like, why didn't she just slide down and then come back up later? She was able to climb it. Because she had to hold the drone in place. Oh. Yeah, she couldn't have just let the drone up with her stank leg. And she's doing it with her legs wrapped around the pole and then like her hands, like holding herself up and it was like, your arms would give out. Yeah. Yeah. And also there's fucking vultures attacking her, which they absolutely do not do. And then the vultures attack. What are you going to do when a vulture attacks you? Nothing because they don't. They do not attack people. What, carry in birds?

Starting point is 01:08:05 Never, never, ever. What if you got stanky leg? They're not gonna attack you. Vultures are smart enough to know if you're living or dead. They wait. They wait. That's what they do. Literally a bird known for their to a pole with a plug in your hand, a full chair's not coming for you, they're like, that bitch is charging right now.

Starting point is 01:08:26 They'll circle and go, I'm here, I'll wait. I'll wait. I've got all day. There's an updraft, I'm good. I'm fine. But they are attacking her. Yeah. But she's, she blew my fucking mind.

Starting point is 01:08:45 Who's her favorite wrestler? So-called Steve Austin. Yeah, and the rock. And what was, she said, what was Cactus Jack's name when he wore the mask and her friend goes, mankind? And I was like, what are you people? I thought you didn't watch wrestling? I didn't.

Starting point is 01:09:03 Because she's dead. She's dead. She's dead. But also like, I hope when I'm dead I know a lot of wrestling trivia. I don't know. And also I feel like you would be like what was mankind's name when he didn't wear the mask. Jack. Yeah. You know mankind. You don't know cactus jack. Or uh who was the love? He was something buddy love? Dude love. Dude love. Dude love. Yeah. My cousin Joe saw many times. My cousin Joe Sawman in Eaton Park said he had the biggest ass he'd ever seen on a human. I love that you've told that story so many times. We're in episode 480. Look, they haven't all heard it.

Starting point is 01:09:41 I told you about the time that I saw Quest love that I that I thought the same thing about him. Get a huge ass. Yeah, yeah. Oh, damn. Big dumper on that Questlove. Big old dumper. I mean it was proportional but it was a big, big, big, big, big booty. Yeah, making that money going to moon a dress. So the drone's charge, she's gonna send the note. Why doesn't she send her fucking cell phone to send a message? They're like, yeah, you can't text 911, and I was like, well, in most places you can text 911. But even if you can't, send a text to anybody and tie your fucking cell phone to the drone, even if it falls, it'll fall slowly, right? Well, I don't know a drone, I've never I never thah I never I never I never I never I never I never I never I've never I've never I've never I've never I've never I've never I've never I've never I've never I've never I've never I've never the blown, I've never the blown, I've never the blown, I don't know a drone. I don't know a drone. I've never touched a drone in my whole life.

Starting point is 01:10:27 Have you? No. We're not drone kind of people. We're not drone people. We're not drone people. I yelled at a panther hollow lake because he was flying a drone around and scaring the ducks. And I was like, they fucking live here. They were were scared. They were fucking terrified. Of course they were. Yeah. There's a new bird in town.

Starting point is 01:10:47 Seriously, that's our home. Yeah. So they send the drone down. What happens to the drone? Gets hit by a truck. Of course it does. Who cares? And then... Hunter's finally, like, hey, I've been dead for a while now. Yeah, so Becky says to her, let's try throwing my phone down. We'll use your shoe and we'll pad it better. And she's like, my shoes down there.

Starting point is 01:11:19 And she's like, no, it's on your foot. And she's like, no, it's down there. I have been dead for days and you're like why why why are you saying this to me why are you saying this to me because she had a person watching this movie well earlier Becky had a nightmare that Hunter was being eaten by Vultures sure and because she was being eaten by Vultures I are fine but yes she's like you by vultures, I-R-L. Fine. But yes, you've just been wanting me to be alive and in your dream state I've been alive

Starting point is 01:11:52 but I fell and bled out and look there's vultures eating me. She says you can't have the shoe because I didn't catch the bag I bled out. Yeah. What? How is this your reveal? How is this your reveal? It's cute. Is it? She says you didn't think your scrawny ass could pull me up and I thought, well I didn't either. It has been four days.

Starting point is 01:12:21 Yeah. No. No. Mm-mm. But there's a plan of foot. Becky is sitting up there and it looks like she's dead. Looks like she ain't living no more. Yeah. So the vulture is like, fine, I'm gonna eat that stank ass leg. I mean, eat your stank ass like. Yeah. So the vulture goes up and starts chomping on her leg. And then she opens her eyes eyes eyes eyes her eyes her eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes their eyes their eyes their eyes their eyes their eyes to their eyes then she opens her eyes and beats that bird to death. I actually really liked this.

Starting point is 01:12:46 I thought this was like, I thought this was the best scene of the film of her just like grabbing a bird breaking its neck, smashing it into a metal railing and then eating it raw. I was like, all right, movie, this is the thing you've done. I like it. Uh, deadhead Dan on her, Discord says, no. Hoping to hear Katie talk about beating up a bird on Monday. Hey, Dan? Hey, Dan.

Starting point is 01:13:15 I'm talking about it right now. Today, Alan texted me a picture of a grateful dead sticker on a car, and he was like, this is the only acceptable use of it and I was like listen I really don't get this I don't know what you're saying and I said think of Boys of Summer it was a picture of a it was a dead hit sticker on a Cadillac yeah yeah I was it was a dead hit sticker on a Cadillac and then I was so I was so fucking mad I was so mad I was so mad I said to miss you she she's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she's like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't like I don't I don't I don't I don't like I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I th I th I th thi I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I said to Missy, she's like, I don't understand this. What are you talking about? You were the only person in America to get this.

Starting point is 01:13:49 I saw it and went, Dead Hand sticker on a Cadillac. And then I went, I wish there was a black flag sticker also on that Cadillac. Like from the Atari's version of it. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the joke, like do both ends of it. But also, you can also totally ignore the Atari's forever. Sure, sure. I love that band when I was like 15? Yes, I was a 15 year old girl.

Starting point is 01:14:14 I was 25 year old. Yes, of course you were. You're 10 years older than me. So, yeah. So, so we hear this flashback for Hunter telling Becky, you need to eat something, you need to eat something. That never happened. She was dead. It's not a real flashback. Oh, it's a dream flashback. Okay. All right. That's a standard dream flashback. So Becky is like, fine. We all have those. That's a standard dream flashback. So Becky's like, fine, I'll climb down now.

Starting point is 01:14:51 Bada-ba-ba-ba-and-the-bah-and-the-flfl films. It's so asininely triumphant. I mean, the music in this, there's not a lot. There's very little score in this, there's not a lot. There's very little score in this, but when it kicks in, you're like, oh, oh, oh, and she had made a video message for her dad telling her that, telling him. Dod, Dod, you were right, my husband was a preck. I took this near and or death experience for me to realize you were correct.

Starting point is 01:15:25 And I was like, I don't think he was, he's just kind of a dick. Your dad's kind of a dick and you married a dick, which kind of a dick, which kind of a dick. It's true. Yeah. So, she, oh, and she also ate the raw bird. She does, which I really did like, thrown. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, they they they they they they they they they they they they though. Sure, sure, sure, sure. You may remind me of like all the books about shipwrecks that I read when they're like, I caught a seagull. I ate that seagull.

Starting point is 01:15:47 You love a book about shipwrecks though, huh? I do, I've read a bunch of them. You're such a strange man. I love you so much. I know a lot of shit. I know a lot of shit. You really do. I feel like sometimes I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I don't like I'm like I don't like I don't like I'm like I'm like like like I'm like like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I th. I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like. I'm like I don't like, I don't th. th. th. th. I don't th. th. I don't th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm like. I th sometimes I'm like, I don't know anything about this and you're like, let me tell you about six books I read and here's how they all came together. So she drops down next to Hunter on this, admittedly, barely hanging on to the side of Tower satellite dish? What is that satellite dish for? For reception. Okay. So they can watch NFL films. D-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

Starting point is 01:16:26 And she drops down next to her and a vulture starts attacking and I was like, yes, that vulture knows you ate its friend. But then the vulture kind of has like a respect, game-recognized game moment with her. He like, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, it, it, it's, that, that, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, that, it's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like's like is that raw vulture on your I'm out here. Sorry is that Jim did you eat Jim? Jim was my cousin! So so so she's gonna drop another shoe down so she gets the shoe off she's like I need to pad this really well I'm so sorry so what does she do with a shoe Katie? She shaves it into her friends tum tum. She loves it right into her friends tum tom and then she shoves her off the dish and it works. Cut to Harry, Harry Dad Morgan.

Starting point is 01:17:14 Stone cold Steve Boston, Bobblehead. I can't, Alan. Your dad sucks and he's driving to pick her up. Imagine getting into a man's car and he is a stone cold Steve Austin bobblehead. I think you get right the fuck back out. I'm sorry this date isn't going to work. Or hear me out. Maybe it is. He sees a body bag and he's like, oh no! My baby girl. She's dad, Dodd. Not my my daughter, someone else's daughter. Get this girl to a hospital so she doesn't lose that fucking leg. That leg has been gangrenous for three days according to this movie. Oh, Mustang leg. I gotta get a kid. Let's put a little bit of that athletic spray on it.

Starting point is 01:18:05 It should be fine. Just the stuff they spray in soccer, like the my leg hurts spray. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Psh, psh. I think it's the same stuff they spray when they need to mark where the free kick's most to make. Oh, it's the Turbo Negro song, All My Friends are Dead, stuck in my hand. Got kicked in the head. All my friends are dead. I love Turbo Negro. Me too. Apocalypse Dudes? Yes. Oh my god. So great. Yeah, amazing.

Starting point is 01:18:36 So much better than this movie. Katie! If Turbonigro is a 10, this is a 4. Oh, I'm gonna have to give this a six. Why? Because it made me really tense with all the height stuff. I'm happy for you Like I haven't felt like that uncomfortable in a movie in a long time So there we go great fall. I picked it. I hated it. I hated every moment of it. I kind of liked it. I kind of liked it. Great. Wouldn't watch it. I wouldn't watch it. I'm? I threat. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I the th. I the the th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I te. I te. I te. I te. te. te. teat. teat. I teat. I teat. I te. I te. te. I's terrible, though. Sure, who isn't these days? Yeah, fair. All right, all right. Katie. Alan. Can I give a shout out to a friend of the podcast?

Starting point is 01:19:14 I love Josh. And can we all just go back and listen to Josh's episode about Neon Maniacs because that movie brought me so much fuking joy in my life? That movie is one of the greatest finds we've had on this podcast. Truly, it's a diamond in the rough. Josh has recently had a story released on a podcast called Creepy. Yeah? So if you search creepy podcast, it has a story called Fitzie's Coming. He's a great writer.

Starting point is 01:19:41 So go check it out. Listen to this. This is his first podcast adaptation of his writing. Oh my God. Very exciting. I'm very stoked and proud of him. Me too. Um, and I want people to support him.

Starting point is 01:19:53 Yeah, he's so good. Yeah. Josh is great. Nice. Sweetie. Sweetie. on Instagram that I found that I wanted to read to you. Wait, you look at our Instagram? Occasionally. Okay. I deleted it from my phone because I just couldn't handle it anymore. It's too much.

Starting point is 01:20:09 Also, you looked at so many tits on it that all of the things were just tits. And I just kind of one tits. And then they're like, all you want to do is tits. I'm a growing boy. You're a grower, not a shower. Don't never say that again. I won't. Just listen to the bodies, bodies, bodies, bodies episode, and I could never pick a favorite between the two of you.

Starting point is 01:20:32 You both are so funny and wonderful. Why would you want to pick a favorite? We're not pitting against each other. We literally asked which what was her favorite. Oh did we? Great job idiots. And my whole day is always better when I hear an episode of where off ambulance you're both the best. Yes Alan you are also the best please take a compliment from Brenna. Hi Brenna thank you so much. Yeah. But no I don't think you should pick a favorite. I don't know why we said that. That was seven days ago I have no memory of that. Katie. Katie Alan. We're an hour th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to of that. Just some literal nonsense we said.

Starting point is 01:21:05 Katie, we're an hour and 20 minutes into this. Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me? This movie is shit. With many digressions, what movie are we going to do next week? Next week we have a very special guest, which is my friend Pye, he was an Australian maniac and I love her so much, and she wanted to do an Australian horror film. So we are going to do the film from 2014 called Wormwood. WYRM.

Starting point is 01:21:30 If you're looking it up, it's WYRM. Yeah. And it's a zombie, Australian movie, and like you guys are going to love pie because she is a fucking maniac. Yeah, can't wait. I've only met her briefly, I'm excited to get her better. I am too. My worlds, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm th, I'm th, I'm to th, I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoo, thooo, thoooooooooooo. th. th. th. th. th.'m excited to get to know her better. I am too. My worlds need to collide here better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hopefully we get along and don't become mortal enemies. She could take you in a fight. Oh yeah, a hundred percent. She's Australian. You know, she's got that that Bush instinct. Like in the year next. So go find it's on the internet. Where are a famous of Gmail.com? If you want to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah....................... Yeah...... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah... go find it's on the internet. Uh, where are the famines at Gmail. dot com?

Starting point is 01:22:08 If you want to be a patron you can, it's a Patreon. Backs slash, where the ambulance? Uh, hashtag blessed. We've gotten so many new patroans that I'm having a problem keeping up with everything, so I will be getting in touch. So many it's banana times. Get on it, Alan. They're paying you. I know. I don't, I'm only so much free time. So I will get in touch with you all soon.

Starting point is 01:22:31 Thank you so much for joining the Patreon. What is our Patreon theme this month? I don't know. We have to pick one. I found Kason's list of her favorite action movies of all time. So I'm gonna, I'll bring that over and we can put up for, we'll do Kazen Month. I love that. Yeah, even if you want to take a picture and send it to me or whatever. I'll do it tonight. So yeah, we'll be picking a new action movie.

Starting point is 01:22:55 We recently did National Treasure. It was fucking ridiculous. What a shit ass movie. What a great film. Alan loved it. American class. I think that movie might be why I'm reading 1776 right now. Oh, no. I can't wait till you storm the Capitol. Tell me something else. We're starting using tyranny casually in Rick and conversation. Go to T Public. Thanks everyone who's bought stuff from there. And thank you all for being amazing. You guys are wonderful. Thank thi. Thank tho. Thank tho. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. that. that. that. that. I th. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I thi. I'm th. I thanks everyone who's bought stuff from there.

Starting point is 01:23:26 And thank you all for being amazing. You guys are wonderful, thank you so much. Come back for Wormwood. I'm sorry we did this shit-ass movie for an hour and a half. I'm not. I've had a great time. I'm going to get an Uber. I'm drunk as hell.

Starting point is 01:23:37 They'll love this. Bye. Thanks for listening to another episode of Wear a Ambulance. Why did you say bye before you said that? Because I thought you were going to say the Wear of Ambulance. No, that's your line. Thanks so much for listening to another episode of Wear of Ambulance. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. My wife. My wife. Maniacs are dead pools, Savin'i'i' siding at the pool. Seventy sightings at the pool.

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