Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 487- Infinity Pool (2023)

Episode Date: August 12, 2024

Hi EMTs! I'm on vacation this week so no write up...enjoy the episode!

Katie, I'd like to get this out of the gate. Yeah. You all can stop listening if you want after I say this. Katie. Hello. You all can stop listening if you want after I say this? Oh, can I stop recording or no? No, you're in here for the long haul. haul. I don't think we've ever had a

cum shot in a movie we've done before. I... Not in that CM punk movie world the jizzed. Those were light sockets jizzing. That's right. Not Alexander's Scar's card. Oh God. Being yanked off by Mia Goth. We saw him just, we saw him piss, we saw him come, we saw him barf. So many things come out of the Scar's Guard in this movie. Can you imagine? Hear me out? Okay. You're a famous. Am I am the famous? Yes. How famous? I I mean more famous than you are currently. Rude. You're on a level of, let's say I'll pick an actor just out of thinner, Alexander Scarcard. Okay, okay, I'm on Scarscard level, but that's particular Scarcard. And you get a script. Yeah. And you read through and come, hmm, pissing. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, ejaculating, no problem, no problem. Oh, spoiler alert, pissing on myself in the movie.

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I'm good. Yeah. That's two scars guards I've seen either jerk it or be jerked off, and that's too too many. That's too too many. I mean, this has to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be tho tho tho thu thu thu thu th has to be, hands down, the like, seziest film we've ever done. It's pretty erotic. Yeah. I don't know, the other Mia Gothwone, the first High West was it, X?

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In my imagination, and that's good enough. It's all you need in life. Plus I'm like equally good looking. Oh, for sure. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. So the movie has a beautiful font for the opening title. Tell me about it. It just was a really well-articulated fun. It looked really nice. It looked really nice. It was a serif. I do think that it is. Fun talk. We meet a couple in the dark talk whispering to each other. And instantly this just puts you on edge of like, oh, talk whispering to each other and instantly this just puts you on edge of like oh that we're gonna watch some breakup

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The A24 camera flip. Yeah. We're told that this is a couple who's at a resort in Le Toca? Which is not a real place. Probably a good tha Yeah. Given what they say about it. And we're introduced to like a Mariachi style band. A horror. Absolute horror. There's one person's mask that is like, remember 15 years ago on the internet, there was that viral thing where someone had put a lotus flower onto a breast with maggots coming out of it. Yeah yeah yeah and that's what that mask looks like that the one guy is wearing and I was like, uh, yeah,

that's a real fear of the little holes I forget what it is but. Yeah, tripped a a decafobia or something. It doesn't bother me. No, no, but it's still like, give me all them holes. This movie really changed you. Fuck them rich people, give me all damn holes. The masks are so good, they're so upsetting. They're so good. And they're like, this band is wearing these masks being introduced by like a perky camp counselor type of resort worker.

It's very off-putting. If you want to pick up one of these eking masks, I don't, thua, thua, thuuuuu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thiiiiiiiiii. thiiii. And, thi. And thi, thi, thi, thi, thi off-putting. If you want to pick up one of these ecking masks, just go to the gift shop. I don't know. I don't. Unless I join a sex cult. If I do, I'll get back to you. If I join a sex cult, I'm getting myself a pretty mask. There's not need to make me look worse. So they all put these dots on their faces to indicate thothey're all bound by friendship and closing out the season together. Yeah, yeah. Everyone else in the movie has them throughout the rest

of the movie, but the rich people don't. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Just pointing that out. Yeah. They're not here for friendship. No, they're not bound by friendship. What I like about this movie is that it is a subtle critique of the rich. It is very subtle. It's not thiii. It is very subtle. It is very subtle. It is not. It is not thi. It is very subtle. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It is very subtle. It's not thi. It's not thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi thi's thiii thi's thi thi thi thi, when they later on turn into the ugly sex cult, they just put on ugly but-hole-mouth masks, so they're all even uglier than they actually showing you their true insides. That's very fair. Very subtle. I like that Brandon picked up his dad's disdain for the wealthy and also police. Apparently he wrote this movie after going, th and th and th and th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the wealthy and also police. Apparently he wrote this movie after going on some vacations. And I was like, oh, you're like a rich dude but had to interact with other rich dudes or probably like, oh, this, uh.

You're like, wow, I'm the most down to earth millionaire here. Canadian millions. Is that more or less than an American millionaire? Yeah, I don't know what the exchange rate is probably. I think probably less right now. Yeah, probably. Yeah. What are you going to do?

You're still a millionaire. Yeah, sure. You're poot. You're pootty, oh god. I do like, oh god. I do likedue. the thoo' the quad. I liked that a lot. I was like, can we watch that guy's doing? Where's the quad guy? Yeah, he's protesting the tourism, I guess. Which I like a lot.

Yeah, get out there and fuck shit up. On an ATV. On an ATV! So cool. And then Mia gotthis here. the British accent that shocks me every time it comes out of her mouth. Every time. Even though it's her natural fucking accent. Can you describe Mia Goth's acting style to me? In this? Or just in general?

A doe-eyed confusion? Okay. What would you say? I was going with annoying to the point of being terrifying? You find her that annoying. No, like, none of it, she's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. Can, I th. Can, I th. Can, I being terrifying. You find her that annoying. Just, no, like, none of, she's, I don't know anything about her other than she's probably not that great because she's married shyly-loof and she'd kick somebody on the thing.

That's right. Remember how you volunteered to be kicked by Mia Goth? But she just has this thing where she's just like, all right, I'm at eight. All right, I'm at 15 and now I will remain at 15 for the rest of this goddamn movie. I love that about her. I love when she breaks wild. And she has the, like, some people have like, when they speak, I have to stare at their mouths,

because they're fascinating the way their mouths. She's got these pouty little lips. Yeah, like she's constantly like her jaw shooting to the side while she's saying words. It's very weird. She's got a lot of teeth too. Sure, sure. Yeah, good for you, meagoth. Yeah, you're doing. Good for you with all those teeth. Look at all those teeth. So she comes up to our male protagonist to the Scars Gard. Yeah. This is James. Yeah. And she says I loved your book. Yeah. And it sounds like a book that no one has ever read. Yeah. And he's so stunned that she has read it. And immediately he's like, well, I'm famous and I'm cool and famous.

And I'm the famous cool guy. Weird. It immediately made me think of, there's this philosopher that I really like. And he wrote a book that ended up, the cover of it, ended up on Jay-Z's jacket in a music video. Because it's called In the Dust of this Planet, and it was just a very stark thing to be on his jacket. And so he's like, he had an uptick in book sales because of that. But it's like super pessimistic philosophy that no one wants to read other than miserable people. Oof. And he was interviewed, I heard him interviewed on the radio and he's like, I write books

for me? Me? Like, I don't think anybody else likes them. Yeah. He understood that he's writing books for no-what and this guy is like, no, I'm very famous. No, I'm very famous. Very famous, very popular. This stunningly beautiful wife isn't stunningly beautiful woman with no eyebrows things are very popular and famous. As if his stunningly beautiful wife isn't stunningly beautiful enough, but her name is

Cleopatra Coleman, which I find to be odd. That's bold. It's bold and in your child, Cleopatra, right? Yeah. Yeah. Also stunningly beautiful. Yeah, I mean, hoops in this movie is not. Yeah, that's a great point. I feel like I would beat myself with two an inch of my life as I was I was like Alexander Scar's Guard and I would just be standing in front of a mirror like a yeah yeah. You beat yourself up? No. What? Oh? Oh. I don't know how you lost me somewhere in there because jerking off is the punchline to almost all of our jokes. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm distracted. For some reason I got weird about saying, I jerk off until I almost died. So I tried to get around it and just lost you. Yeah, God, just say jerk off. My God. Because he is a stunningly beautiful human beings. Yeah, he's all right. He ain't nothing to sneeze at.

Nor is Mia Goth's husband. This is Albon, I think. Good looking guy, good looking older man, Silver Fox. He's got that dad thing you like. I does have that dad thing I like. So they go out to the Chinese restaurant that he had earlier pooped as something he didn't want to go to, but because his fans want to go. He's going. He's going. And he's making his wife go with him. Yeah. And we learned that Mia goth is an actor who her skill is failing naturally.

This, her trying to cut the bread with the knife. I was like, this is why I like Mia Goth. I think she's actually very funny. I just can't do it. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi. thi. thi. the. he he he he he he he he he he he he he he theea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. he thi. very funny. I just can't do it. I think she knows what she is. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. Oh my God. So when Mia goth asks him when his next book is coming out and he says he hasn't written it yet, they're like, well how do you live? And though his wife says, he married rich. Yeah. No bitterness there. Oh and at this point I was just like, oh, his wife hates him. Guys, kids, don't be married to people who hate you. Kids don't be married. Yeah. No, I mean, just kids, like adults, children.

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and I was like, this movie is like a pervert's force major. It kind of is. It's an art film for Grossos. Yeah. Yeah. It really is. About the disintegration of a marriage. Yeah. Because your husband sucks. Force Major is fantastic. Force

Majore is fantastic. I didn't see the American remake of it. They, of course we fucking remade it. Don't bother. I'm sure it's terrible. It's like Julia, Louis Dreyfus and Will Farrell, I think. And it's like... Is it a comedy? They're both very fun. That movie is not funny. At least at one point it was listed as a comedy and I was just like, what? There's the one guy the brother-in-law who is funny I feel but he just had to be in there to keep this from being the bleakest should ever. Is that the the Game of Thrones guy? I don't know what that means. The red-headed beard? Yeah, yeah, he's one of the Northmen from game. I'm th-in thromes. I thian thian. I thian. I thian. I thian. I thian. I thian. I thian. I thian. Yeah. Yeah. He thian. He thian. He thian. He thian. He th- th- th-in th-in th-in thi thi-in th-in th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th-he th-he th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi-in thi-in thi-in th-he th-he tho-hea tho-hea. tho-hea. tho-hea. tho-hea tho. tho, thi thi thi th of the a threats. You've watched some many episodes. I've watched some several episodes. Oh, so yeah, now there's a dancing scene where James and Gabby are super sweaty.

They're adults dancing in a club. I mean, come on. Have you ever been in a club where there are people in their 40s dancing? That's just a, like a wedding reception, and they're not dancing like that. Uh-uh. You could have stopped, have you ever been in a club? Have you ever been in a club? In a dance club? No? You want to go to the club?

Oh, no, I mean, yeah. You let's do it. It'll be fun. We'll pregame the club. We'll do a quick key bump and then we're out. Of what though? Like pixie sticks? Oh yeah, then we'll get ice cream. Yeah, yes I like. How much of me being coke to the tits and going to get ice cream? Twister's like, gong.

I'll have a, uh... What do you guys think? How do you make this stop? How much cherry Italian ice do I I have I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I have I I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have Ithis stop? I'm real sad that I did that. Can you make it stop? How much cherry Italian ice do I have to eat for this to go away? Can you just cherry dip my whole fucking head? Oh, cherry dip? I forgot you love cherry dip.

That's your go to, yeah. I do, I do. Although, it haven't been the season last year. Yeah, and then there was that time that Rick Seaback tried to run everybody over. Yeah. God, Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh shit for all of you who are not from Pittsburgh. So they're dancing. They're so unbelievably sweaty that I was like, you guys can leave. You should be that sweaty. There's got to be a breeze somewhere. And. I just smell like an Italian hoagie. I don't know about you. I can't imagine like in an intimate situation if you're like oh man this fat guy's dripping on me. I also like my face gets really sweaty and then my bangs curl so I look like I'm from the 1980s. My beard like by 4Ks. My beard like by 4Ks. My beard like buy four kites. Turned to Dionyses. That really got me. I love a good

classics joke. Apple no. Apple's up. Apple's upstairs in the attic with us this week, guys. So fucking unprofessional of this dog. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's the next morning now. Well, first they have to return to the resort, and it's like, we realize that the resort is behind a compound where they have to get through a gate. I thought that was later, because they go dancing and then they wake up the next morning and leave the resort. Oh, I don't know. I just have written here never leave the resort strip if I've learned a single goddamn thing from these vacation horror movies.

Because that's the conversation they're having the next morning about never leaving the resort strip. My apologies. Is that a, is resort strip a phrase? I've never heard it before before? No. Is the resort? Is a resort? Is a the resort? Is a resort? Is a th, is a th, is a th, is a th, is a the th, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is a their, is, is a their, is a their, is a their, is a their, is, is a their, is a their, is, is a their, I?. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I? their, I? I? I, is a their, I? I, I, I? I, I, I, I? I, I, I? I, I? I? I, I? I? I? I? I, I? I? I. I. I? I. I. I? I. I. I. I? I. I, I, I? I, I, I? I, I, I, I'm the the th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I've the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, I don't know. I've never been to a resort. What the fuck would I be doing there? It's not for me. No. You can't behave like I do and be welcome at those types of places. I want to be like on a cruise, but on land. What can you do for me? Exactly.

It's just not for me. I do like that it sets up that they fear the poor the poor the poor the poor the poor they they they they they they they fear they fear the poor. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, because the M's worried because she's like, you know, it's not like super violent, but it is very poor. Yes, she does say that. Most of her lines are about money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which is weird. Yeah. So they leave in this big beautiful like 50s American car. Yeah, like it's Cuba or something. Yeah. And there's this discordant music and mountains and ocean.

Beautiful. Holy shit. I gotta go to Croatia. I want to see George Clooney wear fine Italian suits in this area. I want to have a neck scarf in the breeze. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Maybe like an Audrey Hepburn

running around on a scooter or something. I mean, you know you can't trust me on a scooter, but I'll cut my bangs a little shorter. Can't trust me on a scooter, especially if I've been drinking at the resort. So they go to hang out at the beach and then my subtitles give me a very confusing subtitle. What did it say? Because I was like subtitles, how do you know this? And it just said buffalo sausages? Sizzle. It's so descriptive. I was like, but why does that matter that they're buffalo? Why are you telling me this? I bet buffalo sausage is delicious. I don't know. I've never had buffalo meat. I don't think I've either. Not a buffalo burger? I feel like. I feel like. I feel like. I feel like. I feel like. I feel. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm I'm I'm th. I'm th. I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like th. I'm like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like th. I was like th. I was like th. I was like th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm like th. I'm like th. I'm like th. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm th. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm thi thi. I'm like th. I'm th. I don't know, I've never had buffalo meat. Yeah. I don't think I have either.

Not at a buffalo burger. I feel like it's, I wonder if it's similar to bear. I've eaten bear. I presume I'd be even closer to cow, wouldn't it? Somewhere between a bear and a cow. What is a buffalo? What have you eaten bear? When someone in my family shottah. do that for sport. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. I just saw some movie called Back

Country that's on Shutter that was about a couple that got attacked by a bear. And I was just like, I don't care they got attacked. Yeah, were you in the bear's house? Or was the bear in yours? And the bear wasn't yours I feel bad for you? They were in the bear's house. They were in the bear's house. That's what the woods are for. So they're having a nice evening, or nice afternoon, they're eating their buffalo sausages. They ask M why she's with this guy, he has no money. Yeah. And she said that her father runs a publishing house and told her never to marry a writer, but he's an asshole so she married the first broke writer. That spilled coffee on me. Yeah. Oh also also. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're they're they're the their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're in. They're their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their the married the first broke writer. That spilled coffee on me. Yeah. Oh, also he's like six foot a hundred and gorgeous. Yeah, I mean, I guess wood. Six foot a hundred?

He's hung like a pole jumper, pole vulture. So upsetting. He sure is. So upsetting. So he goes to take a pee-pee in the woods. A little tinkle time. We see this as a close up on some pebbles onto which he is pissing. Brandon? Brandon.

Brandon, come here. Sit down. What up with all the piss, buddy? There's definitely something about marking your territory in this. Okay, I think he's a little animal, a little, gets a little animal. They, there's this pretty animalistic, hedonistic anyway, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Because she comes, uh, Mia gotth comes up behind him. And I guess it's trying to shake the pee off. She's peeking around him trying to watch him pee. That's not cute. That's not good. You wait till they're done at least. You don't want to see the pee come out. See, that's where you're different than Amia Goff.

That's right. She a little freaky-diki. I have eyebrows and I'm not that freaky-deeky. I don't like pee. He likes it. I have a series of note that says, Cavy comes up while he's pissing and touches his Twilliger. What did you just say to me? Twilliger? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, wow. You ain't ever heard Twiliger? No, because I'm only 40. Listen, back to the depresses. So she's jerking him off and then what happens Katie we get the close up of the pebbles again but now it's just it's just jizz it's just hitting the pebbles she says nothing and walks away it's also a very quick handy like a high school handy yeah yeah yeah she's either really good or he's not yeah yeah but also like we see him like giving his O face,

which will come back later. And it's like, okay, that would have been fine. Yeah. I understand what's happening here. I know the end result of a hand job. What if you didn't, though? It's, I'm glad that Brandon Kronenberg is providing some sexual education to our underfunded public schools. Oh, that's where it comes from. Okay, I got you, I got you.

And someone's like, did she spell hand lotion? What happened there? Yeah. We see his come, yay body horror. Yeah, body horror. So they live on this beach now. It's fucking pitch black. They're still on the beach.

Go home. Yeah, but they're supposed to have gone to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to be to supposed to they're supposed to have gone home earlier before it got dark. Because it's scary out here because poor. Because there's poor people out here. And then Albon is too drunk to drive. So the man who is now seemingly incapacitated from having ejaculated. Right. Right. Does I mean, you assume he's been jerking it, even if he's fighting with his wife, you know? At some point in his life he has jerked it and did it put him down for a while? I don't know. He just had to lie down and take a little napper. But yeah, he's like catatonic.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll try. I was like, it's pretty cool. Yeah. Seems like it's working for all of you. So he's driving and the headlights are dimming and sort of flashing. And he's falling asleep.

And of course he hits a man. It's a real, I know what you did last summer scenario. It's the first of the things that happened in this movie that maybe be like, really? Did he this? Did he hit them? Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of like shortcuts in this movie. Really? Tell me more.

I feel like the camera flipping over, I've just seen it too much recently. Agree. Where he, what farm he ends up on later? I was like, that's too perfect. Yeah. There's just like a lot of stuff that's just like, eh, eh, I would have made different choices. Okay, all right.

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, he hits a guy, immediately kills the dude. And Mia gotthaugh is like, the resort. Well, they're like, we need to call, to call, to call, to call, to call, to call, to call, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, th. And, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, too.a.a.a.a. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th to the resort, we're going to hide the car. Yeah, they're like we need to call the police, or M says we need to call the police, or M says what's her name, Gabby says something about like, you don't know what jails like in Latoka, you'll be raped by the police and they'll poor people that live in this place? Yeah. And a rich person selling her a thing. I mean, but I guess I don't, I mean, I don't know that I would go to a resort where they chain you in so that you can't go into the town. But I feel like that's a pretty good indication that maybe, yeah, maybe you're not welcome, I think, yeah. They go back to the compound, and this is when we get the scene where they're trying to get back in.

And the guy's like, who are you? You're not supposed to be out there and they're like, we have our cards, look, let us back in. And they're like, okay, rich people, come on then. We have seen so much come out of Alexander Scar's Garden. I am a hundred percent shock we never saw him poop. Yeah, just take a big old dump. I feel like that could have fit in nicely with a lot of this movie, really. Some hot snakes to get this movie going. Yeah. Wait, is that what hot snakes means?

Ew? I never knew that. Yeah. Thanks, Post, Rocket from the Crypt band. Yeah, I like Rocket from the Crypt, really. I love Rocker from the Crypt. Love Drive Lake Jango, I love all the Speedo bands. He was in a band called Shit, though, Hot Snakes. Hot Snakes, I had no idea, that's what I had meant.

Yeah. It's funny. Yeah. It's when you figure out, I. What's an ookie cookie? What? It's the, no, I'm laughing at myself for knowing this. Okay. It's when a circle jerk, you put a cookie in the middle and then everyone comes on the cookie,

whoever comes last has to eat the cookie. Is it coming last a good thing? It's a come come, it's is a come race, isn't it? That cannot possibly be a thing that people have actually done. I don't know if it's a thing people have actually done. It's like a rumored thing. I'm sure it's, whoa, take that back. Dude's are fucking gross.

They've definitely done it. Why would anyone agree to this? We're idiots. Yeah. I don't know boys are subhuman. I'm sorry for all the teenage boys out there. And we've got a nice email from one this week. Other than him. Mind boggling. That email boggled my mind. First of all, don't want your 11-year-old

listen to where the family was that kid rules. Third, teenage boys are subhuman. Yeah, yeah. Although the only time I've ever heard about the aforementioned LymphBiscuit was college kids supposedly doing it. They're teens. I feel like men are teens until they're 25. 39.

39. How holds Rob now? Uh, 41. Yeah, yeah, he's fine. He's safe. I can't wait to go home and ask him if he's heard of this. We'll see if that makes the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut the cut this. We'll see if that makes the cut of the episode. So the cops are at the door.

Yeah. And they gotta pick him up. Yeah, next morning the cops come. And they take both of them away and separate them at the station. This is the first really good comedy beat in the movie. Oh yeah, when the cops are like, oh yeah, your friends, Gabby, and Albaan immediately turned you in. They immediately ran into that.

They sang like canaries. That does not affect him in any way. No. He's not mad. Uh-huh. Mm-mm. And also the cop is doing like a sort of threatening thing about his wife where he's like, she's fine. I was just speaking with her. the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. their thi. their, their, thi. thi. their, thi. thi. thi. their, thi. thi. thi. the the thi, toe. toe, the the the the the toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to sort of threatening thing about his wife where he's like, she's fine. I was just speaking with her down the hall. A lovely woman, you must feel very lucky.

And it's like, ooh, Detective Thresh. I also appreciated that he was like, yes, I have the same last name as the man that you rented the car from. Because he is my uncle. And I was like, wait, that man's named Thresh. Is he the same man that they rented the car from? No, I don't know that man's name. So he's in jail now for this murder of killing this guy and running away. And the jail is like fucked up and janky and looks like a sanitarium from the 1800s. It sure does.

And the guy's like, hey, can you just say that my uncle, that you stole the car, my uncle didn't rent it to you? He's like, yeah, yeah, I can do that. So he does. And then he's like, okay, well, we've got you for stealing the car. And also, we won't execute you, but his oldest son if you want to get out of this All you have to do is pay some money will make a doppelganger of you a physical double as part of the tourism initiative It'll have all of your memories. Yeah believe itself to be guilty. Yes, and then it will get killed and but you have to watch And then he hands him a piece of paper written in a language that looks somewhere between? the thanks. It's? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that you you that you th. that to that that. th. you th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to th. to th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. you th. you you you you you that the that that that that that the that that the that that that that you that you you that you that you that to watch. And then he hands him a piece of paper written in a language that looks somewhere between Cyrillic and like tie or something. I don't know. Webdings, whatever it's called. And he just signs it. I was like, you are so fucking dumb. How are you like, how are you an adult? How did you feel about the double making process?

Butts, butts, a bald cap and a thing in his mouth? Yeah, I was into it. And stand in a pool of blood? Yeah, I didn't get the blood bit, but the thing that was holding his mouth open was really upsetting. I thought that was a great design. It's so gross. And it was obviously pushing his mouth to the limits of the limits to to the limits to to the limits to to the limits to to the limits the limits to to to the limits to to to that was a great design. It's so gross. And it was obviously pushing his mouth to the limits of what it could do. Yeah, I hope Alexander's Star Garden got paid well for this. Little Star Garten is all right.

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Mm-hmm. If the headhuddle, the main subtitle is, Fuck Damn Rich, Existential Crisis. Existential crisis. Checks out, fuck damn rich. Fuck damn rich, existential crisis. Existential crisis. Checks out, yeah. Yeah. So they have to watch the execution and in comes this fucking child.

He has little marks on his cheek. He's a baby. Yeah. He's a baby. And the double is strung up wearing like a Jesus cloak but with his little cut out for his abs which is really something sure yeah looks like a club in outfit in like 90s rave culture one hundow so he's chewing on a candy necklace and he's got a push pop in his mouth I don't know what the fuck you kids are doing. The kid stabs him and he's screaming out, M help me to his wife. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, that's him, right?

Or is it? I think the point is it doesn't actually matter. I was hoping we're going to get like a multiplicity where they just kept making copies of copies. Getting a slice of pizza into his the I'm sorry I adore that movie. It's I've only seen it once I don't remember much of it and it was a thousand years ago. Yeah. I just I watched Michael Keaton do anything. Yeah so yeah it's an upsetting scene of a child traumatizing themselves for life. Stabbing and stabbing and stabbing and then their hand is covered covered. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I'm their their their. I'm their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I their. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. to. te. te. te. te. te. their. bing and stabbing and then their hand is covered in blood. Yeah.

That's pouring out of this man that they just killed. Yep. Who may or may not be a real man rather than a doppel dude? It's quite a lot of blood. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I wrote maybe the replicent can get a job, which would be nice. They give him his ashes, they burn him up. They put him in a giant urn, and say, you can consider it a souvenir. So fucking weird.

So fucking weird. What's the name of this country? L-L-Letoka. Don't want to go there. I know. It's too weird. It's too weird. I couldn't even figure out where in the world they were intending it to be just somewhere. I think that was the whole thing is that it's supposed to be like completely fictitious. Yeah, detective Thresh.

So M is like disgusted with him because he watched himself die. Yeah she says it's really so disgusting that you could just sit there and watch it happen like a robot. What's wrong with you? And at the end of the murder, he smiles, which makes me think he's the double. Yeah, that could be. Or it's like a real, hello, me, it's me again situation. Or he just fucking sucks,

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Do you mean to tell me? Yeah. But you don't believe in the healing powers of titties? Oh no, of course I do. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, and a ti-n't. Titman's to uh... It's more respectful to say to Boobman. You think Boob Man is more respectful

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He also has a gun that he's just shooting vases with in their house. Yeah, who doesn't do that? Hmm? So he says that his son-in-law works at the passport office and he'll help him sort this out if they if he plays, if James plays a game with them. Yeah, they have to steal a medal. Stealing an award, yeah, which is a weird thing to do th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's, thi's, thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. th. the. th. the. th. th. th have to steal a medal. Stealing an award, yeah, which is a weird thing to do, but all right. He, in response to being invited to do this, chugs his liquor and then shatters the glass? Yeah. Bacchanal, baby! You can't just do that!

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what they're doing because they keep taking the masks off. That's true. Yeah, they're just showing how ugly they are. And he puts on like a real but-hole-face demon-man mask. Yeah, it is pretty bow-hole. Like just made of a bunch of rectums. I liked it but I just really like the design of the mask. Sure, yeah for sure, but I, but th for the the their their th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi, thi, they're, they're, they're, thi, thi, they're thi, they're they're thi, thi, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're just, they're just, they're they're they're, they're, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's they's, they's they's they's they's they's they're, they're, they're they're they're their, their their thin, thin, toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toguua, togui, toge, their they're just. Sure, yeah, for sure. But I like, I felt too heavy-handed. I think I have the problem of like, I'm expecting, and maybe it's like the curse of his father, like I'm expecting this to be an allegory for something. Sure, yeah. And maybe he's just making art for the sake, he's new in his career of directing, he's not made, I mean he's made a couple movies. He was older than I thought he would be. I didn't know, I mean, he's like my age, isn't he?

44? That's close enough. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, kind of midway between the two of us if you think about it. No, he's closer to me. So yeah, they go and, uh, they're like, break into this house and he gets tackled by this lady. Yeah, this is, I think she's the bodyguard for the, for the, whoever this person is, I think, it was Detective Thresh that they were going to attack.

See, I think they got detective, they, this is later, Detective Thresh is going to get a blood transition or something. This is like some politician, I think, right? Okay. Or I could be wrong. No, I don't know. So, it just goes bananas from here. Yes, they restrain her.

They break up these people just trying to fuck. Yeah, because this is not Detective Thrush who's fucking here, yeah. Also, that may not have a penis? What is happening with his penis? What is happening with his penis? I have a question. Yeah. Yeah. This is about penises. Sure. I can answer you. When you get scared, does it crawl back up inside your body? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And some people are like definitely growers and some people are showers. Yeah, but it looked like they were, he had a slit. Yeah. Like Kelly Ripa. She said we're kids, Rich. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I hope that's an invention in your head. I'm sure it is. Yeah. So now he's like standing over the hostages and like the guy with his dick in and out has like a belt around his throat that they're kind of like tugging on like in this it's gotten like super dark. It's so dark. For an already very dark film.

They were just going to steal this award but he is, I mean James is down for what's happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like walking around with a gun. He fears, he has no fear of committing a crime because he knows he can just get away with it. He can just buy his way out of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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And then the naked lady gets shot. And then it cuts the resort, isn't it? Yeah, I don't know. I think it is at the resort. What fuck is happening? So now they're back in jail. Well, they all go back to James's hotel room. Oh, do they? Yeah. Okay.

And then they get arrested. Okay. Because I think they like wake M up or something. No, she's gone. Oh, she's gone already? Yeah. So, okay, so we find them in jail again and the detective says you've tested the limits of our hospitality and takes them to be executed by firing squad. Yeah.

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Yeah, me too. And I was like, oh, it's like the death of the ego. This is very, uh, some stuff right here. It's some therapy shit for sure. Oh, no, you're right. Em hasn't left yet because in the next scene she says, well, then I guess you get to stay. They tell me I've already paid for it. Yeah. Yeah.

God, just fucking divorce this P.O.S. She tells him, you've gone wrong around the eyes, like one of those crabs at the dump. What does that mean? What does that mean? That is on the level of the vial from Spookies. What are you talking about? Listen, none of us thought that there would be crossover between Spooky. This is the Venn diagram. Does that mean that Spokies is also an elevated horror movie. I think there's an argument to be made. For sure, yeah, yeah. There's an argument to be made that it's a movie. I don't know. Yes,

that's right. Now she leaves and he goes, wait and she doesn't and then the scene just lingers. My note there? Good for you, Am. Yeah, cut this dead fucking wait. Yeah, theatra. Clepatra, come in at tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thatra, you can do better than this. Cleopatra, Comanatcha. It writes itself. If anyone has any idea what a dead-eyed crab at the dump is a reference to, please let us know. Right in. We must know. If you're a dump crab. Are you a dump crab? How are you downloading this? With my claws? Thank you. So he's out there smoking cigars through the mask. Through the mask? Yeah, it's so. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the th. the the th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tog. tri. tri. tog. tog. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's th With my claws. Thank you. So he's out there smoking cigars through the mask. Through the mask. It's so gross. And Gabby is having this conversation with him, where she says that men are trained by women like M

to see themselves as weak. It can take some work to undo. It can take some blood. What, is this an anti-feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist feminist this this take some blood. What, is this an anti-feminist rant from our villain here? Yeah, it felt like some like alt-right internet fucking red pill bullshit. Tradwife shit. Yeah. Yeah. Although as a tradwife now, I have to, uh... I forgot you were a trad wife now. You do bake beautifully.

I told you made that cake from the Pioneer Woman websites on the tradwife. You built a gate over the weekend. Tried wife. You're a trad wife. I think I just don't think of it because you're wearing a Celtic frost tank top and not a cottage core flower dress. I bet that would be really cool in the summer though. I wouldn't know. I will never to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their tra. trade. trade. trad. trad waq. trad wa. trad wa. trad wa. trad wo. trad wie. trade wo. their though. I wouldn't know. I will never be prairie, chic. And I will look at you funny if you are.

Just kidding, wherever you want. It's fine. Yeah, a little house from the prairie? Yeah, get the fuck out. Mia gotts like, let's make out. And then it immediately starts to rain. Yeah. And then they're like, the got th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. thi. that's thi. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. that that that that that's funny. that's funny. that's that's that. And then they're like, hey, let's go do some hallucinogens. Of course me, a goths mascara doesn't run in the rain. No. Why fucking would it? Dude, when they close up on her eye and it is like the lines on her mascara are perfect. Bullshit. Mine would just be like sweet. That's the same noise you made for them making out.

Yeah la la la la mam. Mascara kissing very similar. They're both very violent acts. You are doing a lot of things wrong my friend. They're doing this root drug, local root drug that is a hallucinogen and an aphrodisiac. Seems like a mess. I did like the the ritual of it where you have to like tie the drug to a stick to burn and earn and then you huff it. You have to like breathe it in. Yeah. Did you write down got a cough to get off? I do not. Oh I also forgot to mention that when he's initially killed the first time, he makes the same faces that he does when he ejaculates when she jerks him off in the woods. You're so right. Yeah. All right, so anyway. She says to him here, I want you to show me how strong you are, which is also some weird red pill bullshit. Yeah. I like, strength doesn't just be it, like, you know, being comforting people can be a strength.

Yeah. But it's not a good listener is a strength. Exactly. But the aphrodisiac part must happen right away. Oh my god. Because they're they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they're they're they're they're the they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. part must happen right away. Oh my god. Because they are immediately fucking. I don't ever want to have fake sex. Seems very uncomfortable. I don't like it, especially not when there's like 13 people involved at one point. And especially not. When there is a really weird dripping nipple. Yeah, is that lactation? Is lactation clear at some point?

The beginning is the first bits that come out before your like real milk comes out is clear. I wish I wasn't talking about this. Even grosser, I was going to, I thought it was like a pre-cum reference. Well, and I don't know because it also like the nipple pulsates and then a thing grows out of it and I just imagined David Gronenberg being like, you know, son, I really like the pulsating nipple that grew a thing out of it. I was really impressed by that. You made me proud. Have you thought about put down their armpit?

Yeah. I also also they're fucking like people fuck. You know? True. Can Miacosha's boobs are on screen for so long? She does, she just does it. It's fine. And I swear to Christ, I didn't rewind it, but I swore there was like an internal body cam shot at one point in this.

There was something that was like fluffier than it ought to have been. Yeah and like Shinier. Shinier, yeah. And I was like, did you just, did? Brandon. And this is one of those movies that if they were like, yes, we all actually had sex in this scene. I'd be like, yeah, of course you did.

You all actually did this weird root drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug drug, this Croatian root drug. So the next morning, James is wearing the metal all fucked up and eating maraschino cherries and spitting the pits at other guests. And I was like, first of all, no pits and maraschino cherries, my dudes. You don't know what they've got in Lattaecca or whatever that place is called. You're right. It's, oh man, he's like gone feral at this point. Yeah, and he's just believing everything they're saying. Like the doctor is like, detective Thresh is the one holding you back from leaving.

He's the one who took your passport. Yeah. And Gabby's like, you need to show them that you're dominant. They're like baboons. What? So they're going to go beat up the detective? By following an ambulance that was taking him to get a blood transfusion or something? And the ambulance is like from the 20s.

Yes, and why? I don't know. I don't know. I do have a note that says this movie hates the rich almost as much as I do. Yeah, you need to send Brandon Cronenberg that tank top you have. Now that's a full-blown t-shirt. That's not just a full-blown tea. Okay, we'll get it on a tank too. So James is back on the gas and frankly all fucked up.

Yeah. Yeah. This is what makes me think that he's now copies out now, he's so like out of his mind at this point. I think he, it's a commentary on the rich realizing how much power they have and lording it over everyone else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he, they, they get the ambulance, get a guy's hooded. Also, threash, not thiii.

I don't know. I don't know either. The guy's hooded. Also, Thresh, not six foot a hundred. No, he was a smaller man, a man of smaller stature. So they get out and they're, they get this hooded guy out and they're beating him. I don't know why he would be hooded to get a blood transfusion. you couldn't drive yourself there. It sounded like it was an appointment he had planned. This is also just saying that the rich are stupid if you didn't ask any of these questions.

Yeah, or for the consulate at any point. Yeah, Gabby says, show him your strength, James. Like a baboon. Grunting and gibbering. Yeah, and then pisses on him. And then everyone else comes around and starts pissing on him. And the the the the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and to to, and to, and to, and to, and th head and then pisses on him. Yeah and then everyone else comes around and starts pissing on him. And they're all cheering. And then they pull the head off. Who is it? It's him. And then they laugh at him. Yeah. For pissing on him for

pissing on him. Yeah. Which made me think of the story that I heard about Drake recently getting pissed on their friend of TI's. What? What and Drake did nothing just walked away. Whoops! Wow! I guess there are some people in this world that if they piss on you, you just have no recourse. I don't know, man. I'm not going to punch somebody in the face about it. I'll get my ass kicked. I feel like you take the beating for a peeing. I don't want to get peed on and then beat up.

on and then beat up. That's which is which is worse. I mean you're you're being much more the rational human being I'm being much more the baboon. I mean I'm gonna sit down and sob. I'm really why don't they do that to me? I never did anything to anyone. Tip tip why is your boy pissing on me? Tip! Tip! Oh yeah. So yeah they're laughing at him and like, there's like some faint singing happening. The singing with the masks on? I don't know what's happening, yeah. And he runs away and he's like, mea-ah- I was like, the other guests must be complaining so hard about these bozo's.

Oh, yeah, yay. Being pathetic is so unattractive. She says maybe I'll bring the double here and you can both fuck me. Have you ever tried that? Ma'am? Ma'am. And this is where we see that his passport is hidden in the bathroom. Yeah, he did it. He hid the passport.

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You don't get to make sense of it. No, I rewound it to be like, do they have carrots on their noses? Yes, they did. You don't get to make sense of it before it's gone, yeah. It's very weird. And I was like, that's a thing that I know meant something to him when he put it in the movie. I just don't know what it was. It's not for us, yeah. made me think of force major when he leaves on the bus because there's that big bus scene and force madure yeah I like how you're saying major major major the very good movie if you've not seen it please I left it yeah I

sure would get right back on a plane to get state side if I were him yeah yeah he's trying he's on the bus to the airport. And then in more 1950s cars, his friends pull up next to him with guns. Shoot out the window. Shoot out the window and block the bus and make James come off by Mia Goth using her voice weapon to get him off that car bus. You cannot deny that she is a fantastic crazy bitch. She's like for her to go into crazy bitch mode is so fucking fun. There's like some interview that she did where the interview was like, I've heard you like a lot of people have a problem screaming on set and I've heard you have no problem.

She goes, oh no I don't. Scream! Good for her. I was like, you are a fucking loose cannon, but me. Yeah. Yeah, she seems insane. She's on the, she's like on a bullhorn? Is she had a bullhorn? Did I make that up? She does. And she calls him a coward, which is my favorite insult.

She's eating a chicken bucket and drinking from a bottle of wine, which I like cannot possibly love her more for that. Drops her wine and goes, oh man, I drop my wine. She goes, members of the bus, give us James. And I can't, like, I can't peg what part of England she's from. No idea. It's like the most indistinct, like, non-descript accent. Yeah. She's great. She tells him that she never read his book.

She goes, I'm a good actress. And then she reads him a bad review of his book. Yes, it reads him his own terrible review. And she says, when she's talking about him thinking that she read the book, she's like, it's sort of funny, but more than anything, it's depressing. Yeah. Fucking brutal. If this just reminds me of all like those like, like, take a nerd to the prom and then be like, we never really wanted you to be here, you stupid nerd.

Carrie, you mean, yeah. Yeah, that's sort of situation. But the sands the pigs blood. Yeah. But they're just like, she does wing him. You were never cool. We never thought you were cool. You're a nerd and you have to deal with it, nerd. Yeah. See, yeah, she shoots him and he takes off and runs to a farm. And I was like, this better not be the family's farm.

It is the family's farm. Kill him again, kid. I also felt like certainly he could fight off a child of that size. Sure. He doesn't really thii. Northman. Well, yeah. What does that mean? He's in a movie called the Northman directed by Robert Eggers. Oh, yeah. Any good? I have not made it all the way through it yet. So no. Hmm. I found Robert Eggers to kind of be diminishing returns. That's a bummer. Yeah. He can come out so strong and then just with like the vivitch. Yeah, I mean as per our episode I was not into the lighthouse as much as a lot of other people were. I mean, I think I saw why people loved it, but I, well there had to have been Jizz in that

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Like this isn't real? Oh no. Just some real gross shit. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, it looked fantastic. Yeah. And then while he's being split in half, there's nude weirdos walking around. Yeah. They're all outside and he emerges.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and all of his buds are out there wait. I just refer to the group as his buds. His buds, his former buds anyway. Gabby says something we're gonna fix you on this mission of mercy to shed that larval mind of yours. Yeah. And find out what kind of creature you really are. Bring the dog. What's the dog, Alan? The dog is him. The dog is him. Crawling on a leash naked.

The dog is him crawling on a leash naked, growling. And doing really great physical acting where he keeps like making his shoulder blades stick up. Like a raccoon. Yeah, like a real upsetting aminal yeah he's a good actor I will say I think Alexander Scar's Guard is a good actor I like everybody in this movie yeah yeah yeah they're all really great and they're all fucking hot yeah yeah well they're rich the rich kids have more fun than we do but I did like the line shed your larval mind and find out what kind of creature you are. Yeah. Oh, I hope that doesn't happen to me.

So she makes it take the dog take the hallucinogen. Yeah. And then he has... Again, the dog is him. And then the dog attacks him and he has to kill himself. The dog, yeah, he beats the dog to death, presumably. He beats like his fist to a pope. It's a th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, tho, that's that's that's that tho, tho, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. So th. So thi. thi. thi. thi. tho, tho, tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooom. Soo, thooooooooooooooooooooooooo, the dog to death, presumably. He beats like with his fist to a pope. It's a very bloody fist. His fist is now all bloody, just like the kids was, when he stabbed him earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Mia gotthe rubbed blood on her nipple

and puts it in his mouth? Is this like a nursing thing? Oh, that was the it was a sex thing, a nursing thing or both. Yes, she, I just, I think I turned to Missy, he went, oh, she's his new mommy now. Fair enough. Fair enough. Uh, I do refer to him as killing himself as him beating himself off. And there you go. This is why I get confused by those jokes. He must have packed a massive empty suitcase, because when we see him, he just tucing three huge urns into it.

You never know what you're going to need to bring back. I guess. He thought he'd do some shopping. Oh my god, so dumb. So. So, the super normal, mundane bus ride. Yes. Where all of his buds are like riding in front of the bus, bus like what are you going to do when to get back to LA? Probably rearrange the house. Right, James, great to meet you, hopefully

see you next year. Yeah. Cut to him like being in a deserted airport. Yeah. And he's going to miss his flight. You hear his flight being announced like something to Melbourne. Yeah, where the fuck are you coming from the trick-going to Melbourne? the th-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Skkkkkkete-s. the-s. tho-up-s-s. th-s. th-s. th-s tho-s tho-s. tho-s tho-s. to-s. to-s. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to-s. tho-s. tho-s. tho-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s-s. th-all-all-all-alle-s-s-s-s-s-s. thooooooooooo-s. thease-s. thea-s. thea-s. thea-s. ththen we see him sitting in the rain on a lounger. Yeah, because the resort is empty now because it's the rainy season. Or did he? That's the level. That's exactly the level I should have put into thinking about this movie. Or did he? You want to rate this bitch? Yeah. Can I tell you my final note? Yeah? This movie's a nerd?

This movie is a nerd. Give me a rating. It's super well executed. Yeah. I feel like it's like a almost like a Rothko painting like if someone sat down and was like this is why this is here and this is why that's here I'm gonna get a lot more out of it. Sure. You're not a fucking nerd are you? No I'm a real cool guy. You're a real cool guy. Such a cool guy. And it kind of made me think of that fuck who was that um I'm thinking of ending things that movie that we did that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thooooooo thooo thooooooooooooooooooo the. thooooooooooooooooooooooo-c. that that that that that that that that that, oh, fuck who was that? I'm thinking of ending things, that movie that we did. Oh, oh, God. Yeah, I can't remember the name of the art, the director of that. He does, oh my god, when I say it to you, you're gonna be like.

I want to say Kaufman? Charlie Kaufman. Charlie Kaufman, yeah. Charlie Kaufman. Yeah. This movie almost reminded me of that, although I enjoyed this more than I enjoyed that. Oh way more. Um, my rating system means nothing. I'm gonna give it a seven. Okay. I think it's a really well done movie. Like, I also think like I may have just been not in the mood when I sat down to watch this movie to watch a movie like this. Yeah, this is definitely dark and thi for the the thi for thi for thi for thi for thi for thi for thi for thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty that it's that it's thirty that it's thirty thirty that it's that it's that it's that it's thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi movie like this. Yeah, this is definitely dark and upsetting. Yeah, and like artsy for its own fartsy. I don't know that it's artsy for its own fartsy.

Okay. I don't find it to be terribly pretentious the way that I felt, I'm thinking of ending things, felt very pretentious. I really enjoyed it, which is weird because you know how I feel about sex. You're the only one here who has been verifiably at it. You're the only one here who has verifiably had it. What did you just say to me? You're the only one here who's verifiably had it. It's true, I did get raw dogs. Everybody knows it.

I'm a dirty, dirty bitch. I actually really enjoyed this. I would probably never watch it again. I saw it. I don't need to see it again. I liked it. I'll give it an eight. I didn't find it to be pretentious. Maybe because the acting felt really good or maybe because like, I don't know. And like with all of this, I will put most of that on me rather than necessarily on the film. Right. It has to be your fault.

No, it's just like, I am the thing that takes this in. Sure. But it's not, if you find it a certain way, that's okay. It's not about you. It can also be about them. I'm also the pretty thing your third floor. That's what that jizz movie's called. That's what I just, I literally just popped into my head. Katie. Alan.

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Tis the Whereof Ambulance Way. Do not the first. Do not the second. Jump right into the third. Day of the dead. Florida zone. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, we're come back for that. It's on, it's on Shutter. Oh is it now? Yeah. I watched it, it's for free, full length on YouTube. No ads, good quality. Yeah, good ads, good quality. Wow, good rip. No subtitles.

So sometimes I was like, I'm saying zombie. I like made a note every time, we'll get to it. to it. to it. to it. to it. to it. to it. to to to to to to to to to to to the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. th. th. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the.. I like made a note every time, we'll get to it. So come back for that, our first Romero zombie movie. About fucking time, really. Yeah. I know, late to the game. It is almost episode 500. Also, what are we going to do for 500? I'm still hoping that they're going to make a 300

called 500. There's there a there a there a there's there's there's there's there's there 500? It's got to be about something, right? I don't know. 500 days of summer. Oh, that doesn't that start JGL? It does start J-G-O. Please don't make me watch a Romcom. Oh, it's Zoe Day-Channel. Zoey! And Chloe Grace Moritz. Yeah, trifecta. And that lady from Friday Night Lights. Which one? The dark-haired lady? Coach's wife?

No. The young, one of the students. Okay. Fuck it, I'm not looking it up. The one that's involved in the murder cover- Lila. No, that's um, the murder cover-up? Lila, no, that's the other one. Jule or something. God, man, that third season goes off the ramp.

I feel like I got to the murder cover up and I was like, I'm not still watching this. I finished it! Did you watch all of it? the time? Yeah, it was my getting, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I, I, I, I, I, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, I, th, th, th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, th-a, th-a, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th...... Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that, that, that, that, that, thi, that, that, the. the. the. the. the. the. that, that, that, that, that, that,through a divorce that and a supernatural. That's right Yeah, got you through your divorce. Yeah, plus smoking on my weed Smoking weed. Yeah, and I'll drink it a case beer every two days It wasn't great for you. No, no, no, not a good look. Let's shake that off So anyway come back for Day of the Dead. Uh, we love you. Hang in there. Hang in there. throws. And, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah,'re great. Yeah, we love you. Hang in there. Hang in there, Bros. And, uh, thank you for listening to another episode. A werewolf ambulance.

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