Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 489- Session 9 (2001)

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie that so many of you have requested that we cover, and we're left asking the big questions like...why? Special topics for your consideration include: great actors and...not-so-great actors, solid discmen, being a book boy, the very concept of casino school, Chekov's peanut butter, and babies being at fault for truly everything. I dunno guys. What did you see in this one?? If you'd like to hear us discuss other movies that yinz liked that we didn't, you can listen to Episode 441- "The Autopsy of Jane Doe" or Episode 473- "Drag Me to Hell." I am sure there are others but frankly, I couldn't bring myself to scroll through them all.  The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. It's finally "Gymkata" month, babies!!!   leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Hello Katie. Hello Alan, how are you? As you can tell by the sound of my voice, I'm shitty. How are you? You are? You are? Shetty. You sound like shit, my friend. I got the vid, man. He's got the vid, baby's.

Uh, as you could the vid, the vid. the bid, baby's,. I got the VID man. He's got the VID. Babies, he's got the VID. Coco VID. God, that sounds so much cooler. So much cooler. It's because it sounds like a wrestler from the 80s. Yes, it's like Coco Beware. Mm-hmm. With his parrot. Oh, yeah. Hey, I read on Reddit this morning that Rick Flair was in a bar in Colorado and had a couple of like vodka sodas and then tipped $450. Wow. Yeah. Rick Flair. Living the life. Woo. Hey that's nice. That's nice. You want to hear a nice thing? That's a nice thing. Yeah. Yeah. He's out there, he's spreading joy.

Now that he's an old man and no longer, I guess, a sex pest anymore? Oh, I'm sure he's still a sex pest. These ideas are not owned by World Ambulance, just me personally. What are we doing? Yeah. Well, we're here to talk about a movie called Session 9 that's been requested many times. And why? I don't know. I would love to talk to the people who requested this movie.

I know that Perry really loves this movie and I meant to reach out to him and be like, but why? But I forgot. It's not old enough for the people I know who have suggested it to have seen it when they were children. Yeah, there's no like nostalgia for it. It's from 2001, the year I graduated high school. Can I read you my first note? Sure. God damn I love meatball subs. Oh, tell me what you had. I was eating a meatball sub at the beginning of this movie. Where, what meatball? Uh, I think it was a tradetermo. thrown. the the the th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the that. the the the the the the the the the the the the year, the year, the year, the year, th. the year, the year, th. th. th. th. th. the year, the year, the year, the year, the year the year the year the year the year I the year I the year the year the year the year the year, the year, the year, the year. the year, the year. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. theat. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. the. the. the. the. th vegetarian meatball. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. What kind of cheese you use on a meatball sub? Provolone is the way to go.

Mozarella is a mistake. It's too stringy. You don't want a pizza. You don't want a pizza. Yeah. Because I'm not going to put shredded mozzarella on the top of the meatball. It's going th. It's. It's. I of my meatball sub. It's going to go everywhere. I just want a nice layer of provolone to hold the whole thing together. Yeah, I love provolone.

Yeah. A. C.A.B. though, all cheeses are beautiful. I thought you were going to like blow my mind and tell me that a provolone. In provolone. In provolone Italy, this was invented for the police. They used to beat criminals with it. That's why it comes in a long tube. I do love those long fucking tubes though. Oh I'm so excited. I went in on a cheese wheel with some friends. What kind of cheese? Blue cheese. Hell yeah. A wheel of blue cheese. Like, I feel like that's the most 50-year-old bullshit I could get involved in. I mean, you're gonna have to eat it fast.

How much blue cheese are you getting out of this wheel? Uh-huh, a quarter of a wheel? So a lot? That's a lot of blue cheese! Yeah, yeah. I'm the only one. . Cool, I'm the only one in the house can eat it. Yeah, I'll come over and eat it with you. I love that. We'll just eat it by the handful.

Just like an apple. Yes. All right, session nine. Session nine. I had definitely seen the first half of this at least, but then when I re-watched it, I barely remembered it. Yeah, I've seen the entirety of the movie and I remembered it precisely and was still upset that I watched it again. Yeah. Yeah.

Spoiler alert, I hated this movie. Yeah, I mean, I feel like it had some good elements, but it, well, we'll get there. We meet Gordy, Gordon, who has a baby and seems really old for it. And I love that actor, Peter Mullin. Yeah, he's in a lot of stuff. If he shows up in a thing, you know shit has gone like sideways. I remember him from like train spotting. Yeah, he's a mother superior in train spotting. Yeah, and he was in, I guess he was in Brave Heart, which of course I've never seen and will never see.

No. No. I ain't seen it either. Really? Somehow I'm a man in America in my 50s and I've never seen Brave Heart. Can we make a pact to each other right here right now that we will never watch Braveheart? Yeah. All right, pinky swear over the internet. Poop. And it also has Brendan Sexton the Thirdrd, whom I also love the kid from Welcome to the

Dollhouse and every time he shows up you're like, yeah, this fucking guy. See I have the opposite reaction because I like the thing that's seared into my memory of him is from that movie Boys Don't Cry. Oh yeah. Where he is a bad, bad, bad, bad person. Well, I mean he's always a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad person. He, well, I mean, he's always a bad, bad, bad person, but... Sure. Except for this movie, where he is just a two-legged duffist.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so Gordon and Phil show up at Danvers Mental Hospital, which is the mental hospital that Arkham Asylum is based on for all you Lovecraft and Batman heads. Oh cool. Yeah. I don't think that I realize that both properties used Arkham. How can Batman do that if Lovecraft already did it? I think the Batman is a nod to Lovecraft. I don't know about that. No? I know, I know my answer is no. You finally have a firm opinion on Batman. You finally have a firm opinion on Batman. I have another firm opinion on Batman. I have another firm opinion on Batman.

Yeah. I like Michael Keaton. Sure, yeah. And I like that first movie. Yeah, that first Batman movie with Michael Keaton. Yeah. I like the second one. Ah, who's in the second one?

That would be a cat woman played by Michelle. Oh yeah yeah yeah I've seen that one far less but Penguin. Yeah I'll re-watch that I'd give that a re-watch and I think Christopher Walken's in it too. Is it? Oh cool. Good times. Good times. Good time. Good, see I know Batman. Oh look at you. You're practically a Batman yourself. I practically. Okay, so Gordon is the owner of an asbestos abatement company. And he has his right hand is David Caruso. I'm very sorry for his right hand. Why? Because David Caruso sucks. David Caruso has a face that says, don't trust me.

And an acting ability that says how to like continue to get jobs. Yeah. We get taken on a tour. First we meet the security guard who has like lots of information that's very helpful to later in the movie like the Chris Farley character in Wain's World. He is the information dump, yeah. And he comes back and does it a second time, which I thought was hilarious. He has even more in-depth information the second time about like patients that were there like, yeah, you're a security guard. You're making $7.25 an hour. You don't give a shit about this place.

Dude. It is a cool-ass building, though. Yeah, and terrifying. Oh, wait. So it's shaped like a bat. Is that Batman? I wonder if that's why they were drawn to it. Batman? Batman? I figured it out.

Look at me. Oh my God, you are a detective of Detective Comics. I, I, like, which is the comic book company that Batman came from. Oh, okay. So we also meet the shitty real estate developer. It's always a shitty real estate developer. Yeah, I couldn't figure out that guy's job. I think he was trying to, he wanted to level this and put in a Walmart, which I don't think would have been that profitable, but instead he is, because that would be really expensive to demo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But instead he is, I don't know what he's going to do with it.

We're never told. I assume lofts. I don't know. Lofts, yeah, probably lofts. Like, why would- you want to stay where nightmares are made? Why would he buy this building? Who can say? So he's giving them a tour of it? And like, at one point, David Caruso is like, and it? thi? thi? thi? thu? thu, and it, and it, and it, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, I tho, I'm tho, I'm thu. tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I's. tho, I's. tho, I. tho, I. tho. tho. th. th. th. I. I. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I, I. I. I, I, I. I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. too. too. too. too. too. toe. too. toe. toe. t t th he's giving them a tour of it and like at one point David Caruso is like, what

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When we're listening to Simon speak, he says he can like attach himself to the weak and vulnerable. Right, right. So. But after Gordon hears him, here's the, hello, Gordon. David Caruso comes in and says, Gordy, it's me man, come on. And then I thought, has Gordon been hearing voices for a long time? Because why else would you say it's me to your friend that you were with just a moment ago when you're the only people in there besides the developer? Who can say?

Okay, great, thanks. I think he had been calling Gordon for a while. Because like they sort of like, you've had been to Gordo the the to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. I. I to they sort of like you've hit the hello Gordo and it's sort of like melded into Gordo at one point. That's yeah but why would you say it's me obviously it's you you're the only other hearing. Oh because he's Mario. It's a me. David Caruso. Also there's graffiti on the wall behind him and it just says Sabbath and then there's tits and a big old weiner. Yeah I love that. I that. I the the the the graffiti. T the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the th. It's the the the the the thee. It's the the the the thi the the. It's the thi the the. It's the. It's th. It on the wall behind him and it just says Sabbath and then there's tits and a big old wiener. Yeah, I love that. The graffiti of this movie fucking rules. It rules. There's one pipe that just says Satan rule. Yes, I wrote that down and I said, Satan does in fact rule. It's so sad. I love the things that teens will spray paint. Oh yeah. I mean it's just the world is their canvas. So we learned that that Gordon is extremely white worn out and his wife has

wiped out because they have a newborn and as we know that is exhausting. And their newborn seems like she sucks. Yeah yeah not a cool kid. I had a shitty baby too. I understand. Katie, she's right there. She's a great seven-year-old. She was a shit-ass baby. Sure. Yeah, and I tell her that all the time. Someday I'm going to die and she's going to listen to these and she's going to be like,

my mother was a bitch. And then, hello, Gordo. Hello, Gordo. We also get a clip of a newspaper headline that just says night people and has five men in caskets. Yeah. What is that? Who knows? Okay.

This film, but like, I think, so what I can understand, the person who made this film was fascinated with Danvers Mental Hospital. Okay. So I think they are trying to put in like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, their, their, their, I think they are trying to put in like everything they know about it. Okay. But they're like they're like they're like that guy that you work with it's like gonna train you on something and he's like well yeah you just do that you just do the Excel spreadsheet then you move on and you're like well I don't know what that thing. I don't know what that that. I that is is that is that is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th that that that that that that thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I don't thi. thi. I don't know th. I don't th. I th. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. Right. The guy who made this movie also made the machinist that movie workers' veil gets super skinny, yeah, which is like a great movie, right?

I haven't seen it either. But I know it's well regarded. It's Brad Anderson. Yeah. Yeah. Ah, I see. I don't know about that. I did like that Phil keeps calling the one, the guy Hank a dickhead. Yeah, you like that? So yeah, we've got the rest of the crew.

There's Hank who has stolen David Caruso's girlfriend and that seems to be his defining characteristic. Yeah, that and that shitty mustache. I do like the mustache though. I think I'm finding out that I like mustaches and I think it's upsetting. You're gonna love Deadwood. I'm not gonna watch Deadwood, Alan. That mustache is all over Deadwood. I can't, I just can't start something new. This is it for me. I've got, I've got like 50, 60 years left on this planet. I couldn't possibly. If I have to live to 100, I'mto be fucking angry. I'm making you do it.

Just so I can watch Deadwood and the wire. Yeah. You know what, this winter, I know I say this every year, this winter I'm going to watch the wire. You're not. No. I think I would like it. Oh, you would love it. It's so hard to be me. It's hard to be this stupid.

So we see Gordon going home, and he has Oreo cookies and roses for his wife, we assume. And a jar of peanut butter. Right, as you do. You know, because pregnant women, they love eating weird foods after they're pregnant. Postpart of Bina Butter? Yeah. But so he goes, we don't see him going to the house, but we like, see her go in, we see a pot of boiling water on the stove, and then it cuts to black and we hear, oh, what are the

flowers for? Are they for me? Screams! Yeah. And what this movie presupposes is we all don't understand what just happened. I didn't understand what just happened. Oh really? No. No, because I didn't care enough to think about it I guess. There go. But yeah I mean, all right, fair enough. When it happens like the third time, I was like, okay, I see now. In the script, it said this one's for Katie. This one is for the dummies out there in the back.

Okay, so that, so we've got, wait, we were introducing the rest of the crew. We've got Hank. Oh, sorry, sorry. Mike, who's a book boy.. looks like a weird Vincent Donofrio. He does. Yeah, he's got Vinny Dinaf vibes. And then they've hired a new guy, which is Brendan Sexton the third. Jeff, I think.

Jeff. These guys names are like Mike Jeff, Greg. I don't know what their fucking names are. There's a dude names. Mike, Jeff, Hank, Gordon. I can't keep that straight. They went to a Boston name generator here. Yeah, they did.

So Brendan Sexton III has this terrible mullet, which was weird for the time, but very fashionable right now. Yeah. He's just like 23 years ahead of his time. I went to the Skull Fest recently, which is where I got this delightful case of Coco-Vid. And there were so many skullets there, it boggled my mind. Are you familiar with the scullet? Describe a skullet for those of our listeners who may not be.

You have shaved your head except for the back quarter of it is long hair and or dreadlocks. Yeah. Yeah. It's a it's a choice. It's a choice and I feel a commitment. Because your only other choice is to bick the whole thing. When I was a kid, the only person I knew who had that hair cut was like the one dude I hung out with it tried lighting a cigarette off of a bonfire. Oh my god. So he had that hair cut because his hair went away? Yeah, I mean at that point. Yeah, you've given up. Yeah, don't feel bad for me. Turn into a Nazi skinhead.

Oh, do you think it was because he had to have a skull it? I think it's because he's a moron. Yeah, you don't. Yeah, no, no. You don't. No, you don't. So we, after we've met the crew, we learned that they, initially they're gonna do the job in three weeks and then it's down to two weeks and now Gordon has gotten it down to one week that they're gonna do it with a $10,000 bonus. Because he really needs this job. For what? So his wife will take him back? I... But she won't, because she can't?

Here's the crazy thing. Yeah. Is that we're told that he's been losing jobs, like later in the movie, David Caruso tells us that they've been losing jobs left and right because of the baby? Yeah. That doesn't make a lick of sense. The baby keeps calling in and underbidding. Babies are such fucking assholes. Babies calling it as like, I don't know, I'll do it for like three cookies and a nap?

What this movie presupposes. I mean, men definitely get baby, postpartum depression, too. Sure. But like, this whole movie, everything bad that happens in this movie is blamed on that baby. She's just sad. She probably has colic. She can't tell you, her tum-tum hurts. Yeah, it's wild. That's just very strange. I was like, is the message. I was like, the message. I was like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was like, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you, you, you, you, the, the, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the baby. the baby. the baby. the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, the the th. Dep, th. Dep, th. Dep, th. Dep, th. Dep, th. Dep, th. th. Dep, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. ic. She can't tell you her tum-tum hurts. Yeah, it's wild. That's just very strange. I was like, is the message of this movie that men struggle after babies too? Because I think that's a fair message. But also, like, is that the message?

I almost wish that there was a female character just to sort of like, te some of this stuff to like kind of like I don't like give context to this maybe or something yeah the whole thing the whole thing the whole thing yeah so we learned from a book boy Mike yeah that this place was shut down the exposition exposition security guard is hanging out with them as well. And we learned that they was shut down because of Patricia Willard and her satanic ritual abuse charges against her parents. This was real.

This really happened, yeah. For this particular woman? I mean, I know that this was part of the satanic panic was like people believing that they had been abused and tearing apart families and things like like............... this this this this th. this th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. th. th. And th. thi. And thi. thi. thi. thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And this this this this this this this this this this this this this thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And the satanic panic was like people believing that they had been abused and, you know, tearing apart families and things like that. Right, for sure. But did this woman exist and was she at Danvers? Oh, that I do not know. I bet, because this guy just wants to read you the history of Danvers.

Yeah. Because check out what I know. Well, what's that the famous book about the Canadian girl, the... Michelle remembers? Yes, thank you. Which kicked off the whole like repressed memory movement. I'm looking at her. Satanic ritual obese. Yeah, that was all a fucking weird lie. Yeah.

It was all implanted by the, the, the head shrink. Yeah, are you looking at Patricia Willard? Yeah, she's not a real shrink. Yeah. Yeah. Are you looking at Patricia Willard? Yeah, she's not a real person. Okay. The fictional... That would be kind of fucked up. Yeah, I really would. If they included that. Yeah, you're right about that. The fictional scandal is based on, I can't tell because IMDB cut it off. I guess I'll never know. Click through. Click through. I don't think so, sir. It's just, it's really hard. It's to to be the th. It's th. It's th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's th. It's the the the th. th. the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. t. te. tod. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th, I don't think so, sir. It's just, it's really hard for me. We're doing a Sunday morning record, there's no clicking through. Yeah.

See, yeah, we go into the whole satanic panic stuff and all the repressed memory stuff. Which is good, I'm here for it. I find that what it's saying? I think, my takeaway was that Simon is a demon. What about Billy? That's inhabiting people. Okay. What a, what a, what a, uh, maybe mental illness was the real demon all along?

Maybe. Because she also has Billy who seems like a pal. Yeah, little buddy Billy. Oh my god. But also like I don't know how much you remember or know about like when these places got shut down. I don't remember now. Yeah I guess you, sorry, you would have been one. I had other shit on my mind like crying incessantly. And your parents not understanding you. Yeah, that would continue. There was a famous Geraldo Rivera did an expose of a mental hospital and the conditions were like like barbaric. They were horrific. Like people being like left in their own feces, just awful, terrible things. I do remember reading about that, yeah. Andthis was it turned out it was like a nationwide epidemic of like the people we didn't want to see anymore being

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But Book Boy seems to have plenty of time to be going through some tapes that he found. So he's smart, so they didn't know how to write a smart person. So he's just like, all I can do is pursue information. It's a real Guy Ritchie problem. But as he opens this box where he finds the tapes, yeah. All of the other people get hurt doing their, why? Why?

Just a demon Simon, baby. I, Alan. I don't know. Oh, it's so weird. I don't want to say it's dumb, because it's not dumb. No, it's not dumb. But it's just like, because like, there is, like you said, there's like a seed of something really good in this. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know what it is. No. Maybe if all the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors the actors is the actors is the actors is is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like there is like there is like there is like there is is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like there is like the actors is like the actors the actors is like the actors the actors the actors the actors is like the actors the actors is like the actors the actors is like their is like their is like their is like their is like their is like their is like their is like their is like their is like their is like their is like their is like what it is. No, maybe if all the actors had just lost a ton of weight it would have been better. Yeah, I mean that's good.

Although I've heard that that's a really great movie despite just this beyond that. I think I haven't seen it because the pictures of him so thin are really upsetting to look at. Oh yeah, I had an eating disorder. I can't watch that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that that that that that's th. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I had an eating disorder I can't watch that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, ha, uh, how do I move on from that? Yeah, I like you're just, okay. Um, uh, boy is listening to the tapes. There are tapes of sessions with a woman or girl named Mary. And there are nine sessions in total. He starts with number one and she's just crying that she misses Peter and then we learn that she has multiple personality disorder. She has Princess and Billy and Simon. I don't know. Yeah, yeah I think it's just those three.

Okay. They all seem pretty cool. Okay. That was also a big thing in like the 70s and 80s, multiple personality disorder. Yeah, what was it? What was it? Um, the many faces of Eve? Yeah.

But that's not, there's never been a true documented case of multiple personality disorder, has there? case of multiple personality disorder has there? Not to my knowledge. I don't think so. Yeah I think that was also a sham of some sort. And like a thing for law and order episodes to be about later. Dunk donk. Duh. Duh. Duh. Duh. Duh. Duh. Duh. Wap. Wah. Wad. Gotta get that clarinet in there. Yeah, I just with my voice being fucked up I just don't have my clarinet range right now. I'm sorry that's so sad I can't believe it's taking your clarinet range. I still got my elbow. We see Hank walking around jamming, wait is it Hank who finds the 1884 coin while jamming on a disc man? Yeah, jamming on like jazz on it. Nothing about this man says like, oh, I'm a sports walkman carrying CD player, jazz guy. The year is 2001, he is listening to Monsters of Rock. Yes. Or that, what was that, is it, Len?

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to the wall like there's something jammed in the mortar so he pulls a brick and coins come out like he won the pretty kiddie slot machine at the Rivers Casino. Oh I don't think you've ever gone that hyper-specific. That's the only one I know the name of. Pretty kiddie. Pretty. That sounds very dirty. Yeah, doesn't it? Oh, I'm just picturing a very filthy slot machine where the money comes out. Oh, yeah, that slot is used. Gross, Alan. He finds a ring, he puts it on his finger.

Never put a ring on? Why would you put the ring on? But he puts it on his finger, he's like, ha ha ha, I did it. Yeah. And we see from the camera, for no reason, that the other side of this wall where the coins are falling from is like the crematorium slash morgue area. Yeah.

Because that means that... Get it? That means that... That means that the guy running the crematorium. Because that means that... This is where you jumped in. Oh, I'm sorry. That means that the guy running the crematorium forgot that he stole all that stuff and hit it in a wall. He, when the place closed, he was like, motherfucker, I guess I'm taking this plant and going home.

Forgot the money. Where the fuck of my 1884 coins at? Wait, what year did this place close? 85. Yeah, yeah. So, no. We cut back to Book Boy. He's now on session 5 and I think like does no one notice that he's not getting anything done? No one cares. They're so hyper focused on getting their $10,000 bonus. Yes, which means that they all have to be working super hard. So if one of them isn't, you'd think you'd catch on. And why would you bring Jeff on board? He's never going to work super hard. No.

Although he says he later promises that he will, which is very sweet. It, G.F. Oh my God. So, yeah, there's other shit in the wall too, like all sorts of like trinkets. There's eyeglasses, a bunch of eyeglasses. Why? Could you know, the resale market on eyeglasses? Come on. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Who knows? Who knows?

Who knows? It's just like, I don't really remember this much of the movie. I'm looking through all of my notes here. And basically like, I don't know. We're learning that Mary has multiple personalities. And that they did lobotomies here, I don't know, and that Hank has weird ideas about escape plans and not wearing a mask and not getting mesothelioma, I don't really know what that's about.

There's also the whole discussion about mortified pride, because somebody was diagnosed with mortified pride. Disappointed expectations. Yeah, and I assume that was just a woman who was hysterical who had to be put into a mental hospital. Absolutely. But so it ends up with Mike giving a demonstration of doing lobotomy with a chopstick in Jeff's eye.

And everyone's sitting around going, huh, huh, huh. And they're like, you should really go back to law school because they all really care about his career trajectory? I'm sorry. If someone just put a young man into a chokehold with the chopstick up to his eye, your immediate thought is that should be a lawyer. You should go back to law. Maybe he would learn that that's against the law. Maybe.

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There's just like a quick seat of him like walking in a hallway and there's like spilled red liquid with roses. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. And it's like, is Gordon like leaving clues to his crimes around? I guess so. I mean, I guess so. Oh. We see David Caruso having dealings with

like sketch dudes right out in the open. What does that have to do with anything? Oh he was buying weed right? I guess. He's smoking weed later on in the movie. Which is fine. Like why is this treated like, I mean that's how you bought weed in 2001 you bought it from sketchy dudes? Yeah. So why is that treated like, I mean that's how you bought weed in 2001, you bought it from sketchy dudes. Yeah, yeah. So why is that treated like, is it just to show that Gordon is paranoid? And also why would David Cruz and I just be like, I bought weed from them? Yeah. Because, you know, stuff, Katie.

I don't know about stuff. And this is like happening around the same time that tha tha tha tha tha thank, thank, thank, thank, than, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is like, is like, is like, is this, is this, is this, is this, is this, is this, is this, is th. th. th. this is th. this is th. th. th. th. this is th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeat, is thi. this is this is this is thi, is that Hank is telling Jiff that Gordon is like a Zen master, he's always so calm. But lately I've been seeing cracks in him. Yeah, that's a really good set up here. It's like halfway through the movie. They were like, oh, we forgot to intimate that Gordon's going insane. Can we do it now? Can we do that real quick? Do that real quick.

We also keep seeing him talking on the phone to his wife, but we never hear her side of it, just his. Which is a plot device that comes back later? Oh my god, I hate this. It comes back later, and it is also like, hey, were you looking at your phone for most of the movie? Well, here I have set it up so that you now will understand what's been happening. Absolutely. And frankly, I was also watching a baseball game. How them pirates do? Oh, God, they fucking blew the season. I think they're probably out of contention. And now they're going to start winning because they're out of contention. It'll just be like a thing to ruin my life. I'm very sad. I'm very sad and you called it again. You always do.

Yeah, that they will always let you down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're abusing me. I don't like, I don't want to be like, I feel like I'm that friend that you come to and you as a piece of shit. And then you're like, actually, we got back together. That's why I'll never take you to a baseball game. Let me just stand screaming, leave her alone. Screaming that at O'Neill Cruz, being like, leave her alone or hit more dingers.

I don't know, man. Are there veggie hot dogs here? No. Oh, there veggie hot dogs here? No. Oh, there aren't? There might be somewhere, I'm not sure. Yeah, I know that Philly's got a big veggie hot dog stand. Wow, why don't you go be a fucking Phillies fan then? Take Bruce Harper and shove them up your ass.

Because the fillies have the most sexually assaulty mascot of all time. I hate the fanatic. I was recently on the New Jersey boardwalk and a lot of the carnival games, a prize that you could win was like a plush Philly fanatic and I was like who the fuck would want this in their home? Who the fuck would want this? Yeah, I got a pirate push. He's a bird.

I do have a little rubber figurine of a praying Philly fanatic on my desk at work. Okay, that's funny though. Yeah, it's funny. I don't like prayer and I don't like sports. No, it's perfect for you. So what's his face? Hank is walking around in the tunnels. I don't know. Sticking his arm in the hole. Dude, you've snuck into like abandoned places at night before, right? One hondo. Okay, would you wear headphones?

No! No, just with his headphones on. And we also see a jar of Jiff peanut butter on the floor, which we saw in Gordon's bag earlier, and it's like, is this Chekhov's peanut butter? He's leaving clues about his crimes. Yeah I guess so. What if you were like the wet bandits from Home Alone but your thing was just leaving a jar of Jiff at every crime scene? The peanut butter murderer? You could call it the peanut butter solution. Yeah. Hank is going through his treasures and he's like oh a silver tooth? Oh a gold the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to the too the too? the too? the the the the too? He the the the too? He's the the the the the the the the the the th. Hea th. Hea the the the the the th. Hea the the th. Hea th. He the th. He the the th. Hea th. Hea th. Hea th. He's th. He's the the the the the the the the th. He's the the the th. He. He. He. He. He th. He th. He th. He th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the te te te te te te trie trieeeea thee the the the the the the the the the. Yeah. Hank is going through his treasures and he's like, ooh, a silver tooth. Ooh, a gold tooth. Yeah.

I love fake eyes. He also doesn't have like a bag or anything to put him in. He's just digging around in his bare hands. And I thought, no, you would not reach into the hole. You would just fill a bag and get the fuck out. Yeah and stop listening to fucking Yanni or whatever you're enjoying right now and get the fuck out of there. And he finds a lobotomy spike. Yes. In these treasures. Right. I didn't actually know that. Thank you for telling me. Oh okay yeah yeah yeah. That long pointy thing with the handle.

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I think that would be much more pleasant, honestly. So soften the blow a bit, you know? So Hank sees, there's like sort of a chain link fence down there and he sees a dark figure moving behind it. And this is like kind of the only scary bit of the movie I think th th th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th where you're like oh someone's down there. It's like he briefly remembered that he was making a horror movie. Yeah. And then immediately forgot it again. And also this is like real fuck around and find out territory for Hank so you don't even care you know he's yeah whatever. He gets scared by pigeons he runs around a corner and he goes oh no it's you and that goes black black black or whatever happens and that happens 15 more times in the movie. And then we see like a slow-mo shot of two of the men looking at each other and looking

back at each other but it's a bit hard to tell who is who because they have the masks on with the ventilators. Yeah. And I'm just like what am I watching? Who can say? Who can say? So Hank is now missing, it's Wednesday. Right. We're on day three of their mission to get this done in a week. They have not gotten shit done, by the way. No. Because they're fucking being bookboys everywhere. Yeah, or stealing everything.

Or buying their marijuana. Who would do such a thing? Who would do such a thing? Who would do such a thing? So we get a chasing Amy, I mean calling Amy scene, where, where, or a fucking David Caruso has to call his ex to look for Hank. Right, he talks to her on the phone and she, apparently, according to him, tells him that Hank came into the house, said he hit it big and bolted to Miami to casino school?

First of all, if you hit it big, you don't have to go to casino school. Is that a thing, casino school? I think there's classes you have to take to be a dealer but I don't think it's like an accredited institution. And what does it big mean like what 20 grand? Like what I mean casino school doesn't seem like you hit it that big? Mm-mm. No, just enough to pay my casino school tuition. Also earlier in the movie Hank is like someone mentions like having a kid to Hank and he's like oh what what, me and Amy? No, I'm just fucking her to get on fucking David Grusso's nerves. Yeah, and we do see like a short montage scene in which he is like

sitting in a chair drinking and smoking, she's yelling at him for some reason. Oh, I didn't even, I don't remember that. You just see like the lower, like the a woman from like the chest, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the ch the ch the ch th, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. thi. thi. the, the, thi. thi. the lower, like the, a woman from like the chest down, like walking around the chair and being like, me, ma'am, ma'am, man, you know, doing the ma'am-ma-ma-ba. Sure. Yeah. But, women in this movie, am I right? Which, none, none. None.

Does this movie pass the Bechtel Test? No women have lines. So yes. Yeah, I think it doesn't take the Bechdale Test. It just, it's, it's parents opted it out of dissecting something, you know? Yeah, there's no Bechdel Test at casino school. No, no, God no. So Gordon and David Caruso are fighting now. They're like doing super close talking. One of them says to the other, you're gonna hit me and I was like, no, I'm gonna kiss you. Because I really wanted them to kiss. Oh, it'd have been so cute.

Let's just get this out of the way and make out for a while. He's, David Caruso seems very angry at his friend for having a kid. Sure. He's a little old for that. You've ruined my later years, my winter years, you've ruined them. I'm not going to be able to retire now that you have a child. You're ruining my career as working for your asbestos company? Go work with Craig McManus, who we keep being referred to. Oh man I love when he shows up later. I love Larry Feasanton. I love Larry Feasanton, you

to die Larry Feasanton. Yeah he looks rough. No I mean in this movie he's going to to die. Oh yeah but he does always look rough. I think he has had bouts of substance abuse issues, if I'm not mistook him. So, but do we get more like Mike looking at files for people? We see that a tree branch, we see that Mary Hobbs has been buried in plot 444, and then we see that a tree branch has hit plot 444 and broken the marker? Do you think that's what let Simon out? Oh my God, is that really why?

I don't know. It's like Simon just like going directly into a Gordon's butt because he's sitting right over the tombstone. But he's already been there. I hate this. Oh, I'm so glad. I was so worried that we were going that we that we that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that we're going that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get so glad. I was so worried that we were going to get together and be like, this tense psychological thriller has gotten me. Omniously, this is trash. Because I went on Reddit last night after I watched this and I was like, all right, I've got to see what people think about this. And people were like, this movie stuck with me for so long the scene where you hear what he did to his wife and daughter and I was like talking I've

seen worse I don't need to hear it. Yeah what are we talking about here? I don't know this was my first talkie I ever saw and it stuck with me. We're monsters. So Gordon tells Phil that he slapped Wendy because she dumped boiling water on his leg. Yeah it was an accident and he and he and he he and he he he and he he he he he he he. he. he. I he I he I he I he I he I he I he I he I he I he I he I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like, I was like, I was like I was like I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I I I I I was like, I I I I was like, I was like, I was like, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I was like I was like. I was like I was like I was like. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I've to to to to to see to see to see to see to to tells Phil that he slapped Wendy because she dumped boiling water on his leg. Yeah, it was an accident and he reacted by slapping her, which is a very sad story. Yeah, yeah. And like to Peter Mullin's credit, he is acting the shit out of this. I think all the acting is really, really competent in this. Sure. And in this moment, you feel sorry for him.

Like, yeah, you hit your wife, but like, I mean, that's, I hate to say you hit your wife, but. But sometimes when you're hurt, your instinct is to lash out, like, you know, I don't know. Right, there are things that you could possibly do to try and make a mens for a one-time fuck up of that proportion? Um, his legs all fucked up. Yeah, he got boiled leg. He did not seek medical attention. No, because then they would have asked, did you murder your wife and child? And he'd been like, uh, actually. That's what they, I mean, every time I've ever been to the hospital. They're like, they're like, did you thii. to th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. to thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the tho. th. th. th. to the hospital. They're like, did you murder your husband and daughter? And I'm like, well don't you have to take Robin Lucy into the hospital room with you so you'd be like, no, they're fine. They're right there, and now will you

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to law school. He doesn't. Boiler. to th. the the the th. th. th. th. I'm sorry, Gordon is sleeping in his car and he has a dream about a blood-covered hazmat suit. And that's when we see that his legs all messed up, yeah. And a voice says, do it, Gordon. Do what? Do what?

I don't know why, but for some reason the name Gordon is very funny for being mind-controlled. Yeah, it really is. Gordon. It's me, Simon. I'll be your demon this week. I will be your demon counsel. Oh, David Caruso's Bacon on the job. Yeah. Rolling a big duber. Then he goes in and just tells Mike immediately that, uh, that Gordon has hit Wendy. I need you to take a break with me right now. And Gordon catches them having this conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Because Gordon also isn't working.

No one is working. Jeff sees Hank at the top of the stairs listening to his headphones wearing Oakley's. What are you doing up there? This also annoyed me because earlier when Mike puts the chopstick in Jiff's eye, he says, uh, the only way to cover up the bruising, sunglasses. Oh, okay. Then when we see Hank and he's got sunglasses on, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God. I do like that this line here where Jeff is like, Hank isn't responding to him or isn't paying attention, whatever.

And Jeff just goes, I forgot something, I'll be back, and walks away, which is just very funny to me. Oh, it's so dumb. Yeah. So all of this goes on for a while. There's like Phil walking around in a dark tunnel. He's got a coin and then he flips a coin and then Hank drops his coin and I don't know what the coins have to do with anything.

Think about it, won't you? Nah. He finds Hank's Walkman and then Hank's clothes. I was going to say Hank is just sitting in the dark like the guy from the Enter Sandman video. Yeah. And Mike just wants to get back to his book learning like he's trying to get to session nine. He wants to get to the series finale. I don't want to be a dick to Mike. I understand he's had a hard life. He should have been a lawyer but he's a asbestos removal guy. His dad's a state attorney general. Someone will pay for him the the the the the the the the the the the the to their their their their to their their their their to their their. their. to th. to th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the's to to to to the. to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thee. the. the. the. the. the. to go to law school. So I'll just take the tapes home with you. Yeah.

This could have all been done at home. Yeah. Do this on your own time. Yeah. I don't remember what happens in session nine. I'm sure it was important. That's when we meet Simon. Simon is session nine.

And so he's like laying out why he had to kill Peter. Oh, right. He's just the whole, the rest of this, practically the rest of this movie is voice over by Simon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I told him to cut up Peter, to cut him up real bad. I'll do the same to Gordon. Yeah. Go on. Now, go. Go.

Gordon ends up in Mary in in in in in we see that he has put up a bloody photo collage of his daughter's christening photo. I love how fucking piss that baby is in all the christening pictures too. Nobody wants to get christened don't do this. And it's just like yeah no we know okay yeah movie we got it. They're dead. They're dead. And Phil shows up with a putty knife and and this is supposed to be the red herring where you think maybe Phil's been doing it all. Yeah, but he isn't.

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Yeah. And to eat Oreos out of the doorwell of a truck. Yeah he's like he finds it he eats it and then he's like I found these is that okay? So cute. And then Craig McManus shows up. We've been being teased with Craig McManus for the entire movie. McMahon is here. It's Larry Feasanton. It's Larry. Just looking the most Larry Fezenden he can look. Looking like an asbestos abatement guy, frankly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Uh, and he's looking all around, and he finally finds Hank covered in plastic, wearing the sunglasses. Right, and a blood stain on the floor. And Phil says he was a liability. I mean he brought it on himself, didn't he? And then I have a note that says, I assume the sunglasses are covering up the lobotomy. I was right.

Let's take the sunglasses off. What's he got there? He's got a lobotomy pick in his eye. But he's alive. Yeah. Yeah. And then Phil says, I wouldn't tell tell. If they find out about Hank, they're going to find out about the others. What? But Phil wasn't there? No, McManus arrives and David Caruso is not there. Yeah. And then Craig McManus gets right to the eyeball. What? It is Larry Fezenden's way. I guess so. Hey, I showed up. Would you like to kill me now? Yes, please. The voice of Simon is saying, because they let me, they always do.

And I don't know what that means. Because they're weak, they let him control them. Oh. Yeah, sad people just want someone to take over. God is my co-pilot. Is this a Jesus Take the Wheel scenario? But it's a Simon take the wheel? Oh, fuck. So we see him once again calling his wife, but it's just the front plate of a phone, there's no actual phone. Yeah. And we see that Wendy and the baby are dead, right? This is where we like get the confirmation?

Yeah. We have gotten confirmation that everyone's dead because Gordon has put them each in their own individual rooms throughout the hospital. It's like a little dollhouse he's doing, which is fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Simon says, I live in the week and the wounded. And the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiolk. thiolk. thi. thi. thiole. thoome. thoome. th. thoome. thoome. thoome. thoomfe. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. I live in the week and the wounded. And then the movie ends, I don't know, fuck it, I just want it to be over. My last note is what don't I get about this movie?

My last note says, nah. Sounds like we're going to the ratings phase. Yeah. Go. What you got for me? Two for Jeff. Just for Jeff. Two for the two f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f the the the the the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. F. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. the the the the the th. F. F. th. th. th. tho. to. to. to. to. to. tha. tha. to. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. F. Hmm. Just for Jeff. Just for Jeff. Two for Jeff. Two for the two F's and Jeff. Double F. Yeah, yeah. I think two is solid. I don't get it. Not, dog. Man, it had me thinking of another movie last night that I just didn't get the people love, but that's gone now. But you know what I do love?

What? Katie, we got some actual physical mail at our PO box. You went to the PO box. Yes, our PO box, 5471, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 15206. Nice, thanks for checking it. People. Send us stuff if you want. If not, that's also cool. Can I read you a letter we got? I would love that. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. th. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. to to. to. to. Katie. Katie. th. Katie. Katie. to. to. to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. the the. the thi. the the thi. the the thi. the the the the the the If not, that's also cool. Can I read you a letter we got? I would love that.

This letter is from Bluntly Lesbionist. Is that what the return address says on the envelope? That's also the signature on the letter. I am fucking tickled by that. Thank you so much. They say, dear Mrs. Wearwolf and Mr. Ambulance, hello, very formal. You two are the sweethearts of podcast. Both of you all bring so much laughter and joy to not only me but others worldwide. You have made a significant impact in my life that completely saves me. Please do not ever think you all are just a podcast.

As a thank you gift, I'm sending you an autograph. What? Let me show you the autograph and see if you can figure out who this autograph is from. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Oh, oh, oh. Tom Hanks! I think! Ha-X!

Wow, thank you. They sent us an autograph of Tom Hanks, America Sweetheart. I thought we were a- I have connections, lull. Whoa, tell him we love the burbs. I'm sure he's listened. Thank you, bluntly, let's be honest. Thank you blunely, lesbianist.

Oh my gosh, you're so sweet. And thank you for the kind words. We really, uh, you know, we really, sometimes we think this is a dumb thing we do and then, it really matters to us that it matters to you truly. For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Katie, we got another thing that I'd like to show you. Is this from our PO Box? From our PO Box. When's the last time you went there, Buckeroo?

Like a week ago, there was nothing there. I try to check it like once a week. Dear Stretch and Lefty. Callback. Call back from like season one. When we had seasons? I just wanted to thank you both for years of happiness and joy. Listening to your podcast has filled the void left from growing old and losing friends. Oh baby. I hope you both enjoy this silly gift as a token of my appreciation.

May you never do an episode on The Thing. Here's a question for you. Yeah. Does Katie still love Brian from Wings? You think I could stop? You think that's a thing you can just turn off? That you can just one day wake up and not want to fuck Stephen Weber? Uh-uh. I blabbub. Uh-uh. Uh-huh. What? Fuck him Stephen We... I'm a fucking? thi. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh I thought you just loved him. You know, I think it's both. Okay, and give me both. It can do it. I do just love Brian from Wings. But also he's very good looking. Sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Much love T. There's a PS. K. What do you all think about covering S-S S S S S 500. Oh, no thank you. I did have a genius move on, I think, for episode 500, that Katie and I agreed to, so. Oh, wait, you texted me and I remember thinking it was a great idea,

and now I don't remember what it is. You have to text me again. So TK has set us a gift. What is it? A Captain Lou Albano action figure. T.K. That is fucking fantastic. I loved Captain Lou. God rest his soul. A great Italian. A great American. A great American.

And how did he get the rubber bands to stick to his face? I don't know what you mean by that. Were they just in his beard? No, he used to have them just like stuck to his cheek. Oh, interesting. Oh, yeah, you're right. Look at that. Yeah.

Yeah, Captain Louis Albano. Lewis Albano. One more thing that was a fucking boon day, like it's, it'll just be a fallow mailbox forever, and then I'll go there and blah blah, wow. That's fantastic. This is from Charlie. Hi Charlie. Charlie says, Hello, Alan and Katie.

We didn't have Spooky's level budget, but here is a movie I made with France. What? monster comedy that is filmed in New Hampshire. Here you go. Thanks for all your excellent episodes and they sent us a copy of Don't Let the River Beast get you. I cannot wait to watch Don't Let the River Beast get you. Oh my god I love the the picture of River Beast is so good. Can you post a picture of that on our social media so that people can see it? Fucking fantastic. I can't wait to watch. I love New Hampshire as a state. Beautiful beautiful. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the the they. they. the the the they. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. te. te. te. tea. tea. tea. tea. the. the. the. the. the. New Hampshire as a state. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go up there and watch them leaves. Got some friends. Got some friends. Oh, look at you. Yeah. All your friends. All your friends. All your friends. Oh, look at me. All the friends. Yeah, all your friends. thanks. All the friends. Yeah, thank you, Charlie. I can't wait to watch your movie. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the the th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah wait to watch your movie. Yeah I'm

stoked I'm gonna watch it first. Yeah I know during my recovery period from the Cocoa Vid. Your refractory period. Before I could get hard on life again. That's so weird. Katie. Yeah. Thank you to all of our friends who have sent us things. Like like Katie said it boggles my mind that like this means thi thi thi thi thi thi. like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm thi. I thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm yeah. Thank you to all of our friends who have sent us things value, like like Katie said, it boggles my mind that like this means so much to people. I love you guys, I really do. I call you assholes sometimes but really I do love you. Yeah, yeah. Sam, we should come back and do this again next week for them. You want to do a movie by a director that you, um, no. Not like, not love, but no. Do you want to do a movie by a director that brought Atlantis into our lives? I still sometimes get maybe someday stuck in my head.

It's so good. Maybe. Such a bop. Someday, it's so good. Yeah, I went on Discogs to see if I could find the 7-inch but it's really expensive. Yeah. Yeah, because it's a bop. We're going to do another Don Doler movie. Don Doler. It's called. Wait for it. Nightbeast. It's on Shutter. I know nothing about it. Alan was like we're going to do this. And I was looking for something to watch one night and I put it on not realizing it was a

Don Duller joint. And I got like five minutes in and it was like, oh my god, I have to stop this right now because I need the joy of seeing this as I'm taking notes. I'm talking about it with Katie. I cannot watch this. film. This is a work film. All right, well you go get some rest so that you don't continue to feel so shitty. Thank you. I will try my best. All right, let me know if you do anything. I will. Oh wait, we're not ending the call right now, we're ending the episode. You got it. Sunday morning. I'm a little fuzzy. So come back to next week for Night Beast. If you want to send us something in the PO box that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, to, to, to be to be to be to me, the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to the the the the the the th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, th, th, th, the the th, the the the the thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi week for Night Beast. If you want to send us something in the PO box, that's great. If not, that's also great. We also have a Google voice number.

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