Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 58- The Prophecy (1995)

Episode Date: November 30, 2015

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1995 religious fantasy horror thriller "The Prophecy." Special topics for your perusal include: the possible casting options for an Axl Rose biopic, inappropriate teaching attire, biblical fan fiction, use of Wilhelm screams, when Jared Leto actually became Jared Leto and our new social media movement #noswayzenomovie. Please also enjoy our variety of impressions that sound half like Christopher Walken and half like Katie's Uncle Vic.  Have you seen this bananas film? What do you think of it? Also, feel free to provide other alternate names for Elias Koteas at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We always love to hear from you! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hello and welcome to another episode of Wearwolf Ambulance. Hi guys. Hi guys. This is Ellen. I'm here with Katie. This is Ellen. I'm here with Alan. How are you, Katie? I feel weird.

Happy post-Thanksgiving. Oh, thank you. You know How are you, Katie? I feel weird. Happy post Thanksgiving. Oh, thank you. You know, we're now in the Christmas season. Officially in the Christmas season. Focke that, I guess. Santa Claus has ridden his float down, down New York streets. Is that how we usher in the Christmas season? Isn't it?

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Not to say the baby Jesus is stupid and weird, that's not what I meant. I was not conflating the two. The baby Jesus is fine. Christopher Walken. Oh, for sure. Can you do a Christopher walk? You were to do a to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do the to do the to do the to do to do the to do their, to do to to th. to do to to th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. It's thi. It's to to to to to thi. It's thi. It's very thi. It's very thi. It's very and he didn't think he could do it. It was a woman from Western Pennsylvania. Like Christopher Walker. You're not a dancer dude from New York City?

You can't do that. I've been trying all day and I just... Do you want to give it a shot and we can take it out of need be? Katie. I can't. No, you're just selling my Uncle Vic. I don't understand. He's. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here is. Here is. Here is. Here is. Here is. Here is. Here is. Here is. Here is. Here is. Here is. Here is. Here is. to is. th. th is th. to is. to is to is. to is. to is. to is. to is. to is. to is. to is. to is. to is. to is. to is. to is. to is. to is. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the to the thi. to thi. the to thi. to thi. to thi. You. to pretty good Christopher Walking? No, that's Uncle Vic. I'll be trying throughout the episode to do Christopher Walken. We'll see if he nails it by the end. Dr. Lafter. Stick the landing. We're going to do spoilers in this episode as we do in every episode. Have you seen this movie?

I saw it in the the theater in 1995. What a weird time. I guess this was a time of the mid-90s were like a time of religious thrillers, though. Mid-to late 90s, I feel like really saw the heyday of that. And this is one of them. Yeah. Loosely religious. I just also have the note that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th is was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. thi. th. the the the the. the the the the the the the the ti. the the the the ti. the the which I think is probably I think those things are tied somehow like do you remember they would sell those those CDs of like monks chanting oh an Enigma

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That's kind of a religious thriller. It's like a religious, romantic thriller. Straight up, love that movie, too. Ghosty? No way. Someone messing with these computers? I really love Patrick Sway, though. I'm really bummed that they're remaking Roadhouse. I thought you were gonna say point break.

Oh, that's not happening. I'm ignoring it. Oh, I see, I'm sorry. I didn't know they're remaking Roadhouse. I find that as disgusting. I don't even like point break. And I was at my sister by it. Now my favorite sport. That's not true. And a commercial came on for a point break and my sister turned to me and goes, why are you flipping off

the television? I was like, because it's a commercial for point break, fuck that movie. Point barf. Yeah, come on. No Swayze, no movie. I agree. They should never make another movie. I just don't think it's appropriate. that's a the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. to. t. t.................................................... appropriate. It's true. Yeah. But what is appropriate, Katie, is talking about the film, Proposy, starring Christopher Walken, not Christopher Maloney, fake-ass Christopher Maloney. Oh, you mean Casey Jones? He is very Christopher Maloney. I get a text message from Mike Bukowski.

I got a text message from Mike Bukowski that he was watching this to get ready for this episode. Oh, I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry we did that too. And he and Jean were apparently calling him Christopher Bologna. Oh, I really like that. Oh, I wish we had to thought of it. And it's a Elias Codias, Codeus, yeah. episode. Apologies in advance. He is like a two-face where in some points he looks very handsome and then at other points you're like, huh? I don't know why that

is. Maybe it's because his haircut keeps changing throughout this film. Why does he have a wig? At some points, at some points it's like a normal like mid-90s haircut. And then other points he has like hockey, bangs and mullet. Yeah. Why? And sometimes it's just sliding down his point. He gets a crow-magnon brow like halfway through a scene. Oh God. Yeah. I mean the first note I have about this movie is what are you even saying and that is the theme for this movie. Like I don't want to blow it all right now but I feel like this movie thrown thi thoooo. the movie th th I tho tho tho the movie tho. tho. tho. the movie tho. tho. I tho. I the movie. I the. I the. I the. I the the the the the the th. I the th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi the the gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets. I theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeateeeateateateateateateateateateateateate. I get get get get get get get throooooo. I get get the. I get the. people and it was one of those things where it's like I'm gonna write a paragraph and then fold the paper down and you're gonna write the next paragraph and then pull the paper down

what is it called? Oh yeah? Yes? Yes, that's what it's called? Yes. Yes. Yes, that's what's what it's called? I've the exquisite. Exhavit the same to you like a weird, just like writing prompt? Like, okay, God loves humans more than he loves angels and angels get mad. Go. All I kept, what? Yeah, yeah. It also seemed like it was just fodder for the people who write supernatural. It'll be like, oh, yes, yes, I will steal from this. Oh, yeah. There's no dean in this.

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I'm 11 seasons later, it never stops. Okay, good, then I'm out. Too much feelings. Too much feelings. I think I understand this movie, but I didn't quite understand it until the end. But there's all these lines like, Casey Jones is like, you've no idea what this is like for me at the very beginning. It's like, no, I don't know who anybody is. I don't know what anybody is doing.

The only character I understand is Bania from Seinfeld, the medical examiner. You don't understand Eric Stultz? Apparently he was cast in an Axel Rose biopic that never got filmed. He's a really, so he is Simon who is an angel? And he's very creepy. Mm-hmm. And his hair in this is like what I think mine might look like on bad days, like on rainy days and I got very anxious about it, like looking at his locks. His hair is pretty elegant.

I think you should be more concerned that you may wake up with that prince beard that he has. Oh, it's not good. Oh, so he is an angel. Yes. So you can tell who is an angel in this movie because they perch on the edge of things. I really like the perching. Do you? I found it offensive. I found it abrasive.

I felt it's offensive. Well, it was just like, they're gargoyles. I don't know. We'll just have them, just get them on this rock. One thing I did, like, I like they're sort of just like an animal like being because they kept licking each other a lot of face licking going on in this movie. Yeah Christopher Walkin like licks blood off of the off a counter and a crime scene I was like he totally improvised that. I'm like identified somebody but oh Simon yeah yeah the angels are weird I grew up Catholic that's what I yeah I was hoping we'd tap into that um and not very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. the the the the. to. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm they. they. they're they're th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they. they're. they're. I'm. I'm. I'm. I was hoping we'd tap into that.

And not very like devoutly Catholic, but you know, Sundays in church and going to Bible school in the middle of the week, enough Catholic. I don't know any of this. This is not a story I know. Yeah, Gabriel's the only angel that name that I recognized. Well, he was the one who came to Mary and told her she was knocked up with with the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby th up up up up up up up the baby the baby th up th that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to to marry to marry that's to marry to marry to marry that's told told told to marry told her, that's that's that's that's that's that that's that that that's that that's that's that's that's that's told. told. told. told. told. told. told. to to to to to to to to marry, to marry, to marry, to marry, to marry, to marry, to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the. too. too. too. too. the too. too. tolde. tolde. too. told her she was knocked up with the baby of God. He's also God's like vengeance. There's a, when I was in Rome, there's the fortress that, uh, I'm sorry, when I was in Rome, I'm sorry, when I was in Rome, there's the, uh, the fortress that the Pope would go to when Rome was under siege and it had a huge statue of Gabriel wielding a sword. Okay. So he's like God's vengeance or something. So is Jesus God's vengeance on Mary? Like you're a virgin you have to have this baby? Do you know what I'm saying? I don't know, maybe at that point in time Gabriel was just like an intern and God was like, dog, I'm gonna need you got to run down to earth and talk to this lady about what I'd done did. It's cool just try and smooth it over with her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. to to to to trying just trying just to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the. I their their the. I the. I the. I the. I to to the. just try and smooth it over with her husband. Yeah. You said you are a virgin.

I mean, that's what I know of Gabriel. In this movie, he's Christopher Walken. Yeah. Very tight-faced. And his hair was like pulling his face back even tighter. Very weird. And he says a lot of just weird lines, like, I want me to look at you. Like, as Cody says, like, look at me and he's like, I want me to look at you. Well, just look.

You don't have to explain it to me. He like explains the whole movie to you, but none of it still makes sense. It almost felt like he didn't actually read the script. No, he was like, I'm an angel. Well, that. That's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. th. He's. th. th. th. He's. He's. th. He's like. th. He's like. the. He's like. thee. the. He's like. t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t th. He's walking. I'm working, I'm working, working. So the movie starts off with Thomas Daggett, aka Christopher Bologna, the star of our film. He's a priest with the first of his wigs on. Yeah, short wig. He goes to become a priest, puts his face on the floor. Is that what they make you do? I'm sorry, why would you know? He just looked at me like, what the fuck what I know that for?

I don't, I'm gonna assume nothing in this movie is factually accurate at all? So this is just like Bible fanfic. Do you think? Yeah, okay, cool. Is all the licking turning turning turning turning turning turning turning turning turning turning turning turning turning turning tha to to to to to to to to to to to to to the licking to to to to the licking to to to to to thi? their? the the thi? the the the the their their their their their thi? thi? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? their? their? their? Why? Why? Why? Why? their? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? the thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? the the thi? the the thi? the the the the thi? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Whythink? Okay cool. Is all the licking turn it into Bible slash fic? And Busepher totally eats his heart. And then he gets a boner. Beautiful. Beautiful. Vegan Morton is beautiful in this movie. He's beautiful, but I, okay, I find his performance to be... Oh God, yeah. Very, I don't know. Let's, we'll get there. A movie? Yeah I'll do a movie. He's a th. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's very, I don't know, we'll get there. A movie? Yeah, I'll do, I'll do a movie. I've seen those, I can do this. He shows up in Act 3 and he's just like, what?

What? What? What? What, I slicked my hair back, like, the to. It's the weirdest look. He looks like a pro wrestler who's been sitting in the locker room too long and has started to dry up. I need baby oil, 50 CC's.

Just rubbing my hair, it's rubbing my hair. I'm sorry. We're in the opening scene of this movie right now. So, wow. Christopher Bologna lays down face first in the floor and when he does make contact he sees a bunch of angels dying. I guess I don't know what he was seeing. And then he's like oh hell no I can't be doing this and bolts. He starts sobbing just sobbing. Sad boy. Sad boy. Cut to him that he becomes a cop which is the next logical thing to be after her priest an LAPD cop. He was going to be a god cop. Yeah right. He keeps a copy of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of the the the the the the the he. He's he. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he the he the he he he he he. He's he. He's he. He's he's. He's. He's. He's he's he's. He's. He's he's. He's he's he's. He's he's he's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the the the the th. He's the the th. He's the the the the th. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. He's the the. a regular cop. Right. He keeps a copy of his bound thesis.

I don't know. I just don't know. He grows his bangs out, looks like a hockey player. And it's like, at that point I was like, is this the future? Is this the past? Like, when is this taking place? Right now in 1995. Which I really didn't figure out until the angel shows up to kill him and is wearing those like John Lennon style sunglasses and I was like, oh it's the 90s. Very revival.

I wish he had flipped them up like the Wayne way and style. I don't remember how we're introduced to Eric Stoltz and I don't know that it matters. He's perching on something. And we, we sort of really meet him when he's in that apartment looking around his his like hovel that he has and that other guy with a big forehead comes to beat him up. Uziel. Yeah, which sounds like a supernatural character so I don't know what to say about that. I wish Castiel showed up. Oh yeah that's why I think that. There you go. I'm sure that's a real biblical reference to you but I don't know what it is. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the the. the. the the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. I th. I th. I'm. that's. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thooooooo. tho. th. to you, but I don't know what it is and I'm not going to look. Yeah, we're big in the Bible scholar community, I would assume, so if you guys want to get in touch and...

I hope not, because we're probably going to offend you in this episode. I think I already conflated Jesus Christ with being stupid and lame or something, which I really didn't mean to do. Nona, Nanna's. Happynana, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's Happy Thanksgiving. Axel Rose and the guy with the big forehead get into a fight. A pretty good fight. I like the scene I thought it was good. A guy with a big forehead and no eyeballs gets thrown out of window. And he hit by a car so hard. I wanted right before the car hit him for him just to go, oh, come all. And he makes a Wilhelm scream scream that point, which they use like three more times.

Oh, I didn't even notice. Yeah, there's several. Nice. Can we put a Wilhelm scream in here just so we know what it is? Can we follow that up with Axel Rose yelling, give me some reggae? Yeah, I'd see why not. Okay, so, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the. that. that. the. the. I that. I that. I they the. I that. I the that's for Dennis. That's for Dennis. So yeah, so Axel Stoltz does away with the big foreheaded guy. And that's when we meet Thomas Daggett the cop.

He's usually works night shift. They bring him in on the day shift and a cop is just abusing the shit out of him. Yeah, I couldn't, he was a real funny guy. that uniformed cop. Lennie thisisis- he he he he he he th. He was a the tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thor. thor. thor. thor. that that that that that that tho. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that th. that that that that that that that's that that that that's. that that that that th. that that th. that that th. th. th. that th. that thi. It was thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's that that that that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that's thi. It's thi. It's th, I couldn't. He was a real funny guy that uniform cop. Real Lenny Briscoe, like. Who is Lenny Brisco? From Law and Order. Jerry Orbach's character? I feel like we've had this conversation before.

I feel like we've discussed this. Yeah, so he finds a copy of Thomas Daggett's thesis at do you know where this book would have come from? Like, he probably didn't sell a lot of them, you know? I don't know. Yeah, do you even make, like, do you sell copies of your thesis? No. No. I wrote a thesis in grad school and my, the chairman of my department fell asleep while I was presenting it.

Oh, come on, buddy. It's not bound, it's a word dog. What if that's the thing that you can mail out to people? Oh, did you want a pin? You're getting a copy of African American male perspectives on community colleges. Or whatever the fuck I called it. I have a really stupid degree. We're still in the opening scenes of this movie, I'm sorry. So the guy has no eyes, they keep looking for his eyes in the grill of of this movie, I'm sorry. So the guy has no eyes. They keep looking for his eyes and the grill of the car that hit him, which I thought was funny.

Yeah. And then they take him to the medical examiner who is Jerry Seinfeld or whatever. Banya. It's Banya. And then we're introduced how they get to Chimney Rock from... Oh, there was a newspaper for Chimney Rock in Axel Stiltz. That's right, the obituary of the Army guy. Yes.

Chimney Rock I only know from the Oregon Trail game. I've never heard it in any other context. Also I'm a monster. I don't know. I just don't know America. I'm hoping that it that it that it it it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that's that's that's that's that's that it's not actually a real place, but it's just that Oregon Trail and prophecy are the same fictional universe. Timing works out. We're introduced to the school teacher played by Virginia Madsen. Looking beautiful.

Yeah. Darry hair really suits her. Candyman, candy man, candy man. She is leading a choir of children both Caucasian and Native Americans singing Ave Maria. And I was like, oh yeah, get this religion Native Americans. This is your new god. We've taken everything else.

It would seem very like, what? It seemed very like, what? Because the rest of the movie I would say is fairly respectful of Native Americans. I don't know how realistic it is if they were just like, you guys just chant some nonsense. But it seemed like they were like, well, this is their religion and it might work and it's fine. Yeah. But then they had them singing Ave. Maria,

which is not part of their religion. I don't know. I mean, I can see they're being religious people that have their fun religion. Yeah. Obviously Hollywood has done much worse with Native Americans. Sure, that's, I guess I'm saying the bar is very low. They were actually Native American actors playing Native Americans. Yeah, right. It wasn't a bunch of Italians.

Colonel. They're singing at the funeral of an army sergeant or corporal. or corporeal, corporeal, cannibal, cannibal, kernel, kernel, hothorn. I, for like half this movie, I was like, who the fuck is this guy and why do I care? And then at the end I was like, that doesn't make any fucking sense. It's so stupid. Eric Stoltz comes in, and I have the note that's a sexy dead guy make out, USA number one. So that's a thing that, because he like puts his mouth on him in his casket.

USA number one. I don't know where that came from. I'm not sure where that came from. Why when they're doing the autopsy scene and the guy with no eyes, who turns out to be an angel? We find that out later on. Because he has the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, is. Uh. Uh, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, their, their, their, their, their, their. Uh, their, their. Uh, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, their. Uh, their. Uh, their. Uh, their. guess because they're just like, they never grow. They said like his bone, he didn't have any growth in his bones. Why couldn't it have been like a stillboard? Like, what did we have to make an aborted fetus? You know why God?

Yeah, yeah, I felt like that was a little bit of a. Yeah. I forgot to mention that they found copy of a the Bible a angels belongings and it has an extra chapter. Chapter 23, Revelation. And they, and Bania is like, oh yeah, we carbon dated it. It's from like the second century. Like carbon dating must be very expensive and time consuming. How do you have the resources? It's right by the freezer that's for bodies not beer? Yeah, we just have a carbon dating machine. I like that actually. Everyone's such a fucking joker in this movie. Is this Bania guy the exact same person in Seinfeld? Kind of. I think he always plays basically this character. There's an episode of the X-Files that is, I think it's the one where it's like loosely

based on the thing. When I say loosely, I'm putting loosely in finger quotes because it's is pretty largely based on the thing. And he is like the same character but a scientist. Oh, I guess you're a scientist when you're a forensic guy, too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, science guy. The next note I have says, am I a dark soul? But I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Are you a dark soul? Am I? Who can say? I thudede then we meet Adam Goldberg's character? Yeah. Adam Goldberg who is in literally everything ever. I know him mostly from the Fargo television show. Oh really?

Is he on that? I know him mostly from his character in Dazed and Confused. I knew that's where you were going to know from. I've never seen that movie. Oh, really? I don't think teens. So he is like a person who has tried to kill himself, but Christopher Walken won't let him die? He needs the monkey boy to drive him around. That was terrible. I'm sorry, that was a terrible Christopher Walking.

I thought you were having a stroke. I'm sorry, I got scared for a moment. Why can't why can't, why can't he, why can't, but Christopher Walken can drive himself, can he? No, he says later on that he doesn't drive, that he can't drive. That's why he needs, he needs those people with him. That's a very dumb reason. I don't know, maybe he has to sit like a bird in the car, can't touch the gas pedals. Oh God. I did like that Adam Goldberg in this. He was very funny. Yeah, he was really good. He looked terrible too. His makeup was very good. Yeah. He just wanted to die. Christopher Walken looked terrible too, but that was just his life. Yeah. Oh. He just looked really weird. He looked like he, uh, like an Elvis impersonator in his downtime? Yeah. Yeah, I just got to to run out for eggs, man. I'll be just a a just th. He th. He th. He th. He just th. He just th. He just th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a t. He's a t. He's a t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. too. te. te. t. t. t. t. I just got to run out for eggs man. I'll be right back. I mean

he's a beautiful man, don't get me wrong, but he just looked rough at this. So yeah, Adam Goldberg is his monkey boy driver. He keeps referring to people as talking monkeys which is it's funny the first like four times. Not so funny the next 43 times. Yeah. I think Vigo Mortenson, aka A.A.Aragorn, later refers to them as monkeys as well. He does, he definitely does. When he shows up with 15 minutes left in the movie, Why I Do Not Know, I Do You Know, I Do You Was that a monkey? I don't know what that was. That was like a little dude from Phantasm. So he goes to the Morgan sets the dead angel on fire, which is a pretty good scene. It's, it it it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the, thiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, he's, he's, he's, he's th. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, th. Hea, th. Hea, th. Hea, he's, thi, th. He, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi-a'a'e-a'er, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, morgue and sets the dead angel on fire, which is a pretty good scene. It's a good fire scale. He just sort of snaps his fingers and he sets off flame.

Yeah, he's so weird. So we're cutting between this and this like one room schoolhouse where Virginia Madsen teaches in the most inappropriate clothing. Yeah, I have the note that is inappropriate attire for a school teacher. You just can't wear a flannel midriff bearing top and expect children to take you seriously. Also, she's the school bus driver and she is also very lacking in her duties to the children.

They're sitting around on Christopher Walken's fucking lab. Lady, where are you? You know what I mean? She just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. the they. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the th. th. th. the the th. the th. the the th. the the th. th. the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. I. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. th where are you? You know what I mean? Yeah. She just rolls up to the school, like, hey, everybody's here. I guess we'll get started. Were you drinking last night? I don't know. I do have the note that the actors in this are actually way

better than the material that they're given. I 100% agree with that. I think everybody's th is is is is is is is is is is is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi thi thi thi thi thi they can with what they have. And they're all, you know, competent actors who've been competent in other things. It's just the script was written by a drunk man with his toes. It's just, it's so loopy, like it doesn't make any sense. No, it's really off the wall. There's some good ideas if it is off the wall. It is. I have the note that kid with a rat tail the face with the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tale tale the tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale took took took ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' ta' to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. It was just such a dumb thing to include. He got hit in the face of the fucking volleyball and just turned like, ah. Then I was like, did they have more than one take of that? Has he been hit like four times now? He's just punched in like. Yeah. Keep got a dinger. That's when we find that Eric Stoltz is like living in the top floor of the school, which has been abandoned because the copper mine closed?

Right, that's why they're just in one school, one room now because all the... And they're teaching the same thing to like four through 12 year olds, which is how school works. Yeah, old time he's like aly whispering to him, which I find to be very upsetting. Mary are the beautiful little angelic child who he then breathes a dead man's soul into. Because as we learn later, God's away on business or something. I had a problem with this part, I'm not real sure. And so no more souls can get into heaven because there's like

the angels are being dicks to each other and. I don't know. Yeah, Vigo Morton sort of lays all this out. He does it real fast though. And I was like, wait, I totally missed that. And then I didn't go back. There will be no rewind. in the upstairs of the school and screams, where is the soul? Which I really liked in a very funny way. Where is the soul?

Nah, I don't. It was okay. I think you're just, you're inflecting too much. He doesn't, he just, he talks like he has, is on quailoids. He probably is on quailoids, allegedly. Yeah, and then for some reason Elias, Codyus, Casey Jones, Christopher Bologna is coming out to investigate a crime that's well out of his jurisdiction going out to this shit. I guess there's a personal connection of his thesis having been found there so he cares

or something. Right. And he has had this vision or something, so I don't know. Yeah. This movie should be called Prophacy or something, because I don't know. Yeah. This movie should be called prophecy or something because I don't really know. I have the note I got to work on my squats and I think that's because of all the angels perching. Yeah this is where I have that note this is angels sure do crouch on things a lot. So Christopher Walken sets Eric Saltz on fire right? Yeah,

which is like why would you kill someone when you need information from them? Because he was torturing him and then he just killed him right flat out. That's not how you get, that's not how you get information. You can't judge. I'm sorry. He's just going to do what Walkens do. I guess. What if there's like a whole family of Walkins that the Army Guy's house where he has all these like, I love that movie people always keep their newspaper clippings as nostalgia so we can like learn what happened in the past.

Especially when you did the worst shit ever. And he has a box of faces. Why did they let him keep the faces? Because he was court-martialed for this, right? All the photos of him have him holding the box of faces in..... Yeah, the faces, the faces, the faces, the faces, the faces, th, the faces, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, th...... I I I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. to tooooo. toe. too. toe. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi right? Like, that's what I was to understand from that. All the photos of him have him holding the box of faces in. Yeah, like, in this video footage, that they cut in with actual footage from Auschwitz. And it's, this is Korea. Like, I know those.

I've seen those. I've seen thooo. Like they finally zoom in on the colonel and showing that he's a cannibal. He had blood all around his mouth. Oh, because that's how they eat. They can't, they put blood in their mouths. They can't get it in their mouths. It has to cover your chin. Why? Why?

Why? Maybe he's a ginger snap where? I'm rin't. Then Christopher Walken explains to us why, or explains to Christopher Bologna why he has a nose dent. And we all have that asshole. Yeah, well that's because he's told all of us the secret and then put his finger to his mouth and said, shush. What's the secret?

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after they figure out that she's got the soul inside of her, that she's really sick and like, doctors can't figure out what's going on with her, and she just starts like rattling off this like fucked up, like this is the note in Mary's a stone cold and murderer. Yeah, and I had like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the the the the the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th.. th. that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. I had been waiting for the word Chinaman to be used. So I'm glad this movie didn't let me down on that front. As soon as he opened that box of faces, I was like, someone's gonna say Chinaman.

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There's tons of angelic script in that TV show. Really? Yeah. It's a language? I mean, in the made of time. How does he know? Because that's, he that he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, the, the, the, the, the, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the the the the the the the the th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. toee. to. to. toea. toea. toe. toean. toe. the book of angelic script that he's comparing it to the Bible that he has. I don't like it. My next note is four sequels because this movie has four fucking sequels. Four sequels.

Although you know what? I was like, I can totally see why Dan It's good casting. It is. He's in and out super quick. Yeah. It dies like right away. No, they're not going to give him a lot of lines, are they? No. This is where I have the note that says, like I grew up Catholic and I just don't know any of this. What if this was in the Bible? I just don't know. The 23rd chapter is just the script, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. the script, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th. th, th, is th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. where Virginia Madsen shoots a fucking gas tank on a trailer and the whole goddamn thing goes up? What?

And then later, Christopher Boni gives her a gun. He's like, there's one shot in here. Have you seen her shoot? Don't let give her just one shot. Sorry, I'm getting really upset about this. No. Uh, and how? Yes, you're losing it. This is great. And Mary's like, you have to cut the heart out of Christopher Walken.

Yeah. How does she know that? She doesn't, there's no reason for her to know that. I assume the army guy just wanted to eat somebody's heart. You've got to cut the heart out and then then, like, like, like, like, like, and the heart out, like, like, like, like, like, like, the heart out, the heart out, the heart out, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, the, the, the, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, thoooo, the, thooooo, the, thoooo, thi, thi and then like fava beans. Just no reason. Maybe this is actually a comedy. The soul of an old army guy switched with a little Native American girl, like sort of like a Freaky Friday, vice versa kind of thing. I'd probably watch that. Oh God that would be great. And then the axe murderer from So I married and axe murderer shows up. Yes, yes.

Spoiler alert. Yeah. And like, good thing Christopher Walken is narrating all of his thoughts in that scene in the ICU where he's like, critical, that's how I like them. Hey, hey, like, do you know what I mean? He's just doing like shch Dick as he's walking. Yeah, I had to have just been ad-lived where he was like, well, well, this is what I'm going to do. And the director's like, actually, and he's like, actually, you see that dent on your face? That's where I shushed you. I just, it's just so, it's just so out of control. Yeah, and then Vigo Morton's and shows up like yeah

Looking beautiful. That's what you're saying I just find him very gross weird. No, no Handsome, I guess I mean he looks like a scuzz bucket. Yeah, I guess he also looked like Jared Leto's older brother. Maybe that's it. Maybe that's where I was very turned off by it. You were not Jordan Catalano. Oh, oh, okay. I figured. I? I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that's. I that's. I that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. that's th. that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's it. Maybe that's it. Maybe that's where I was very turned off by it. You are not Jordan Catalano. Oh, okay. I figured you would be a Jordan Catalano fan. Well, yeah. And then he became Jared Leto, you know what I mean? Yeah. He just, his transition from Jordan Catalano think so. I don't think so. So Vigo Morton's in is like does this exposition scene where it's like kind of pulling things together but I have questions about that too. Like so he explains that God loves people more than angels he's pushed the angels out and the angels are

they're like, the angels are like, the angels are like, well, this is God's decision, so we'll go with that. And then other angels are like, nah, come on, dog. I just wanted to be the way it was. OK. And but nobody is getting to heaven. Everybody's just piling up somewhere?

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He's erogorn. He saw one? He had like a vestigial tale in some movie that I saw. It doesn't matter. You can see his weener meets in the Eastern Promises movie. I'll probably watch that then. Yeah, it's pretty good. He has a naked fight in a bathhouse with the dude. Oh, dick scenes. I'm into that. Yeah. Dick scenes. We need more dicks. Yeah. He explains to us that basically right now they're fighting over the army guy's soul because he was the blackest soul on earth, which I'm having some trouble with. Like I'm not saying he wasn't a terrible person, but like really the worst?

Like some guy who went nuts during the war? I mean, Korean made a lot of people nuts, right? He had a box full of faces. Yeah. So that makes me the darkest soul on earth? That's pretty bad. Is it? I don't know. It's also kind of corny to just keep it around and hang out with it. Did you like pull him out and he's like, ah, ah, I'm miming, putting them up to my own face right now. Yeah, and then he said things like, I mean, I guess they wanted the blackest soul to use against the other angels. I don't know. I don't know.

It's kind of left to, maybe we'll have to watch the- They may have explained it, like, and I was like, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-h. Hey, than-n-n'-n'-ha. because I watch everything with subtitles because I'm 117 years old and it kept fucking up Christopher Walken's dialogue. Because he's gonna be talking like a mumbling. Like, you know, it's just like, and it would just, it would be the complete wrong word. I was like, this is really fun. That's good.

And everyone's saying such a weird shit anyway, like, like, I don't know. So eventually, I don't know the power of love and Native American magics and Lucifer are able to get the soul out of Mary yeah Lucifer helps because there can only be one hell yeah he doesn't want two hell what's the earth was gonna be the second hell no heaven was gonna be the second hell if Christopher walk in wins so Lucifer's like that's like infringing on my business like why would heaven the second hell if Christopher Walkin wins. So Lucifer's like, that's like infringing on my business, like.

Why would heaven be a second hell? Because they wanted to turn it, because Christopher Walkin hated human, so he was going to destroy them and like turn, you know, punish them and stuff, I guess, maybe. I don't know. That seemed like it was just tacked on at the fucking end of his conversation. I feel like they wrote the first two acts of this movie and they were like, how are we gonna wrap this up? And they were like, we're gonna need a Lucifer.

And that's why he only shows up with 15 minutes to go. Yeah, for sure. Can you give you something beautiful down? to play Lucifer real quick? Preferably with like split ends. It'll be great. Oh, dry ends, I'm sorry. I don't, I don't know what happens next. My notes are just, I have, is that a stick of gum, big bread? I don't know what that refers to. I think Christopher walks up something and sniffs it.

It's like a little pink stick. I don't know what it was. I don't care. So Lucifer rips his heart out. After he licks his face for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what you do. It growls like a lion. Yeah. Well his monkey boy is growling in the background. I don't understand what that was. It's just a little soul that hangs out with him. Like an animal companion. Yeah, with like barbed wire over his eyes. Did he? Yeah? Yeah. And then my next note is the ending is terrible.

Oh, just the ending. Because it's like, oh, the love wins out in the end. And then suddenly, Kacey Jones and Candy Lady are in love with each other. I'm like, what the fuck? Where did this come from? I mean, you knew they had to at some point. But is this after he turns in the 19 the 19 the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho tho tho too tho too too too.e. too. too. too. too. to to to to to to to to to to turns in the 1995 graphic birds? Yes, it looks like a PC game. He turns into mist.

The last note I have literally says, wow is that bad? That movie, how did that, how did that make it to a movie? So it sounds like ready to move to the ratings phase now. I saw this movie in the in the theater. Were you do you recall being pleased or disappointed or confused or sad? You know like at this point in time I was super into like Catholic iconography and I had like you know like paintings of the Virgin Mary around my house and all those like saint the 90s it was very... I was very I don't think you can explain that behavior with the decade I don't

know yeah for some reason I was just really into that shit so I was like oh this this is fun and like you know I remember the scene with the angels on pikes looking cool and then I think it looked okay yeah and it's liked. But it's liked it's still kind of corny what you see because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because they they they they they they they they they the they they they the they the they the the the the the the the their their me me their me their their their. their. I their. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah. I th. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's th. I. I's th. I's th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm. I'm just. And I think I liked it as much as I liked it watching it this time. Yeah. I'm gonna give this movie a six. What? It's super dumb, but it's got an all right atmosphere to it. And it looks okay, and the actors are really trying. They're fucking like, except for Christopher Walken.

And Virginia Madsen. And Vicks, the the Jones, Christopher Bonney, is acting as a little hard out. And I wanted to see the Axel Rose, yeah, biopic that Eric Stoltz was going to be in. Yeah, I would watch. Yeah, I guess it didn't get made. Six. Six. It happened. I, one of the criteria I always think about when rating movies is, would I recommend

that someone else watch this and would I watch it again? And the answer is to both of those are resoundingly no. I can't believe you even recommended we watch this having seen it once. Do you know what I mean? Like you were like, oh, I'll sit through that again. I do that. I knew that we would get gold out of it. It was. It was gold. It's bad. Like, and there's some interesting ideas in there, which you can see because Supernatural has been a very successful and engaging television program for 11 fucking years. This just, I don't know. It's just, I don't their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's just, I don't their, I don't their, I don't their, I they. It's their, I th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. Yeah, I was, it was. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah, it's th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah, it's th. I th. Yeah, it was. I th. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it it's just, it's a good concept I guess, but the script is just like, it's terrible. It's terrible. And there's just all these inexplicable things that happened, like Virginia Madsen's like, oh I saw his car

parked over by the mine. When did you see his car parked over by the mine? When did you see his car the mine? I did wonder how she knew what car he had? the she would have known because she saw his car when he was hanging out. And why was she not more upset by like a drifter in the attic or like this creepy man feeding children mince while they're sitting on his lap in front of the school? Why are you not watching these children? She took a she took meeting Lucifer in really good stride. Yeah, she was like I guess you can solve my problem. He was really beautiful. And then he's basically set up for the sequel, right? Because he's like, you should keep looking out for me or some dumb line like that.

Yeah. Four. Four. Four. Oh, no, I'm giving it a four. One for every fucking sequel to Bond. No, no, no. Christopher Bologna is so hilarious. Oh, thank you guys. Yeah, it's a, it's better than the happening. It's better than goat ship.

It's definitely better than go ship. I really wanted one of us in honor of Carrie and it being Thanksgiving season. I wanted one of us to give it the rating of hand turkey. Oh, shit, I blew it. No, let's just know that. I feel like no one can take that from Carrie. That was her. This is probably actually a hand turkey.

We should have given it at that. Yeah. Oh, God, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohing about, listen to the God Monster of Indian Flats episode where I also probably scream about why is everyone doing these things? Oh, how great would have been if that sheep monster showed up in this movie? Well, it's a god monster. He's so cute and sad. It would be religiously appropriate, a god monster showing up in prophecy? Wow, we're really hitting at home at the Thanksgiving season. This time of the Lord, I don't know. We're thankful for prophecy. No, we're not.

I'm not. But what are we doing next week, Katie? We are going to be continuing our weird religion rock block. With the Stephen King, 1980 something, 1, class? Class? Film, film that was made movie children of the corn yeah speaking of fucking sequels man that one's oh yeah that looks six to eight

I would say yeah so that is also on Netflix right now so go watch it I don't know we'll talk more about God next week I guess and. And then Alan and I will just jump out a window to prove our love. For God? No, for the EMTs. For you, all of you. This is our swan song. What are we the nanny from the Omen?

It's all for you, EMTs. As soon as I watch, no joke, I watched prophecy and it ended, and Netflix was like, you should watch the Oman. And I was like, I've seen that. It's better. Yeah, don't suggest a way better movie too. Yeah. No, they really should. They should tell me a better movie. Abellic cleanser. And instead I watch children of the corn.

You can follow us on Facebook, where we are Werebulance. You can also go to Wherewulf Ambulance. that Angel Fire. Dot com and see the hilarious photos that Katie puts up. Yeah, thanks for the last one, Mike Bollum. Yes, thank you for that, Mike. That was the thing. I cannot believe that is a thing. Made you like that movie that much for it, didn't it? Yeah, it did. And yeah, come back next week and check out Children of the Corn and go back and listen to some old episodes too. What are you doing?

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