Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 59- Children of the Corn (1984)

Episode Date: December 7, 2015

OUTLANDERS! In this episode, the second installment of our religious rock block, we discuss the 1984 Stephen King short story adaptation "Children of the Corn." Topics for you to consider include: bending children to your will, Dr. Doctor M.D., pixel lava, what to actually do if you hit a child with your car, indictments of crass consumerism and most importantly, our newest creative business venture that we think you're really gonna love. Really.  What are your thoughts on this movie or any of its many many sequels? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We always love to hear from you! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of WhereWulf Ambulance. I'm Katie and I'm here with my friend Alan. Hey Alan. Hello, Katie. How are you? I'm pretty good. Good. And yourself? I'm fine. I'm feeling very religious. I'm feeling the pool of a god, but I don't understand why. Luckily, there's just a sparkly thing in this movie, not really a god. Well, here's the thing. I'm really into worshipping brain, pixel lava? I don't know. What movie are we talking about? I don't know. That could be anything. We're talking about the 1984 Stephen King Thriller.

Action Adventure? Action Adventure. Is that Indiana Jones? Indiana Jones. The Temple of Doom. Stephen King's Indiana Jones. I would watch that very much. I think that's called the Dark Tower series. Oh, interesting. I've never read them. I'm sorry. I don't, I. I. I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th th, I th that very much. I think that's called the Dark Tower series.

Oh, interesting. I've never read them. I'm sorry. I don't know. I just am agreeing with you. Children of the Corn. Children of the Corn. The original. Not one of the eight to ten sequels, six to eight. Not sure. I think there's like eight sequels and a remake, but there was a short film before this movie based on the short story by Stephen Kang? Stephen Kang? You know it would be really funny? If we started writing horror stories as Stephen Kang, you know there's like that studio that puts out movies like transmorphers, oh yeah, I'm thinking it's Transformers. This is our, this is our, everything just is like slightly eastern influence. It's not Stephen Kang.

You all been in that hotel in the Shiny? It's the Shiny. Stephen Kang, it's not bad. Stephen Kang, the more I say it, the more I like it. We should make Stephen Kang rules t-Tee-shirts. That's really good and then be sued into oblivion. We right now have $10 to our in the Wear-Wambulance Slush Funds. So if you want to support Wearwulf Ambulance, please contact us via Facebook or email or

Instagram messaging or Twitter. Just let us know. Yeah. If you want to get in on the ground floor of Stephen Kang. We would love to advertise your things. things. to check real quick and see if Stephen Kang.com. If not, I will buy it. Because what we need is more websites. Well, I got auto-corrected to Stephen King.com. That might be a problem. Well, we'll come back to it. If you type in Stephen Kang. It takes you to Stephen King on my phone. So if you want to read The Shiny by Stephen Kang, let me sponsor us so we can take off from our jobs and write those. It's going to be bad.

It's going to be real bad. Really, really bad. We're not going to try that hard though, I think is probably the trade-off. Much like children of the core. You think no one was trying. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi thi. thi thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, you can thi, you can thi, you can thi, you can thi, you can th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, you can thi, you can thi, you can thi, you can thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, to to thin. to to to to to to to to to to to to to thin, to thi. thi, what was happening in this movie, but we can get into that. This movie is paced so strangely. The first hour, nothing happens except that kid gets nailed by the car, which I loved. I loved. There will be spoilers. You guys should watch this. It's for freezies on Netflix. Yeah.

Not for free. I mean, you're paying for it for it. You don't. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. the money. the money. the money. the money. the money. to. to the money. to the money. to the money. the money. the money. to th. th. th. to th. to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. away. The charge is built in. So apparently King wrote the script for this, and then it was rejected for a much bloodier script. Oh, really? Yeah. Did you never read this short story? Nothing I remember. I think the short story dealt more with like the back story to the kids gone berser. Okay. Okay. He wrote the script originally for this and it was rejected for a script by Jeffrey Goldsmith that was bloodier and less backstory based. And I bet he threw a little temper tantrum about that. Probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He seems to do

that. You know it doesn't? Stephen Kang. Don't give a shit with you get to stories. Steevan King goes with the flow. Steeping just wants money. I picture Stephen Kang just vaping and agreeing with whatever you want to do. I love Stephen Kang. Oh man, if you're a listener name Stephen Kang, let us know. We are a big fan of yours. Also, do you want to get in on this project with us? We will need a copy of your driver's license. So we start off this movie three years in the past, which is hilarious. Yeah, just three. All the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults in the adults in the adults the adults the adults the adults the adults. the the the their. their. their. to their. their. their. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. t. tea. tea. tea. I. I. I. I tea. I thea. I thea. I the. I the. I, just three, just three. All the adults in town are in church, and two kids,

or no, one kid. One kid, because the sister is sick, yeah. Job, aka Joby, which is a terrible nickname. And also, why do all of these kids have biblical names? Like, they were just a town, and you know they wasn't, I don't know, it doesn't matter. There's a lot of a Midwest of phobia going on in this movie. Okay, okay. Well, I don't know if you know this. Stephen Kang is from Maine. Our Stephen Kang is from Vermont. All the adults are in's 1981. There are hospitals.

Listen, as medical people as we are, as an ambulance company, take them to a hospital. Where will have ambulance? We'll come pick her up. Medical technicians, we'll come get your child and take them to the hospital. Unbelievable. 104 degree, like you're causing brain dhing. She's writhing, she's writhing in pain. So anger, but we don't find that, but we don't that, but we don't that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. ta, ta, ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta, ta, ta, ta, their but we don't find that alone until they go to the cafe and dad calls home. And then we see that all the teenagers are rising up. This scene is so brutal. I forgot how brutal it is. Yeah. It's pretty good. They poison the coffee so that no one can fight and then they straight slit everybody's it's really good with like farm tools and machetes. What they had on hand. Yeah. I do have to say that like when we first meet Malachi who is the main sort of baddy, he's the heavy in this movie.

Okay. And then there's the other bad guy Isaac that will meet. We meet at this point too because he walks up to the window with his little Amish hat on. Yeah, he's also dressed like a weird gangster. Like he's wearing a pinstripepepepepepepe. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thripepepeen thi. thi. thrivede, thre-like thrivede, thrivede, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th,, Amishy, it's more Brooklyn. Well, he came from somewhere else, we learned later on. I did not know that. Thank you for telling me. Yeah, he was a child preacher who came to town and brought his weird child preachingness. And everybody believed him because he was a child preacher. Yeah. His voice really bothers me. It's because he was a grown-ass man in this movie. What? Like, what was going on with him?

He graduated high school in 1977. This was made in 1984. The actor? Yeah. What? What? He also, you might know him as a cousin it, from Adam's family values.

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that dude from? And why would I? Because he's in the best movie? So yeah, then we meet, I want, let's be clear. He is a doctor. This guy is a doctor, doctor, Dr. M.D. Dr. 30 something. I don't know what his name is, I don't hear. Oh, Bert, Bert, she yells at 117 times. We meet Bert and Vicki. And she's just trying to get boned. She, admittedly, I would not go th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. to, the. to, to, the. to, to, to, thi. the. thi. the. thi. thi. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. that. And he's just got all the shoulder hair. She, admittedly, I would not go to the bone zone with anyone who woke me up with one of those party blowers in my fucking ear. I have the note that Sarah Connor is a wake-up dick blowing that party

blower in his ear. For sure. And she's just trying to get him to commit, he doesn't want, to commit to this guy. He's kind of the the to. to. to to to to to to to to to to the to th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. S. th. th. th. th. th. I. I's, th. I. I's, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. S. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the's been kind of bratty about it. This movie... Also, like, don't commit to this guy, you kind of sucks. Yeah, this movie. This movie not a fan of ladies. Or at least not this lady. Who would the thought? In a Stephen Kang movie. I gotta stop saying it now. Stephen Kang. Oh, can we get Brian from Stee-Wang's. Like Wangs is what you think it is. I'm Wang and Stephen Gang. Oh boy, howdy.

I've just been doing this podcast too long. We're just all, it's all just self-referential nonsense. We're just saying words. People still listening? Thank you. So Sarah Connor gives 30 something. 30 something was a television show in the 80s for everyone who has no idea what I'm talking about? You know who he kind of looks like? Uh, the beast from Beauty and the Beast, played by Ron Perlman. Sure.

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They're sealing on these signs for Gatlin. Yeah. And it's not on the map. So they're both looking at the map. the map. their the map. their the the the the map. the map. the the map. the map. the map. the the the the map. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the map. the map. the map. the map. the map. the map. the map. the map. the the the map. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Put your maps down. To be fair, it was a long stretch of nothing. It's true. Have you ever driven through like Ida, or like Iowa or, oh my God, Kansas? Yeah, it is a, it's a rough scene. Yeah. Yeah, she hits her head when they hit the kid. And he's like, I'm a doctor. It's just a nap. He's like, just rest, just taking it.

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which later does not have blood all over it. Yeah, they're just touching it with their hands. I do like that scene actually of he steps into the corn and just as he steps in, you can see a kid stepping out behind him. Yeah, that was really, really good. This movie does good scares for everything happening in pretty much in the daytime. Yeah, it's true. Very few night shots in this review. It's true. Here's where I have a really mean note.

I'm ready for this. On, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Maybe he won't commit because of those shorts. Oh, come on. I said it was lean. I don't remember the shorts. They didn't stick out to me. She's wearing like knee-length, wrinkled, khaki shorts. Oh, my little, some clam diggers got on the thing? Not quite, not quite. More like safari shorts. I wish he was wearing like chubby dude cargo shorts. They were not far off. A. A. K. A. A. What I wear in the summer? Do you want because of the shorts? Are they high-wasted too? This was a very high-wasted period of time. Yeah. But she often not to, yeah.

Tie off her flannel. Yeah. And then it zooms on the body. Zoom, zoom, zoom. I'm really like that. Get it. Get there, get there. Yeah, what else did Fritz Kirch do? He did direct some episodes of Swamp Thing the television series.

You know, I love it. I do know you love that. I bet it's not. I bet it's not. There's just a lot of weird stuff. Like, they wrap up the kid in a blanket and put them in the trunk. I felt really sad wrap that body up. Find the fucking cops. Like, don't put it in your trunk. Yeah, move him off the highway, perhaps. So yeah, they put him in the trunk.

Why the fuck would you do that? Don't do that? Guys, when you hit a kid, don't put him in your trunk. Don't put him in your trunk. That just looks like, th you're the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thrown, thrown, thrown, tho, he just nailed him with your car. And then the rest of the time that they're in the car she's not wearing a seatbelt, which infuriates me. But he is. Yeah, you'd think after ramming that kid you'd put your seatbelt on. This was in a time before seatbelts were worn. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. You can do this.

Well, would we go to Sarah and Job playing monopoly? Oh, okay, okay. Or the damning indictment of crass consumerism as I labeled it. They're just like wearing like adult clothes but wearing like like stole, like a first stole and a and a like flapper hat and just and they're playing monopoly and like arguing over money and oh I didn't think about that yeah I thought about how they were wearing their parents clothes but didn't seem sad I know it's been three years but like took that shit in stride yeah I did like that um also who's paying the electric bill in this house because they're running a little record player and like, I don't know. Malikai writes a check every month for it, even though they're not allowed to be there.

So these two are kind of like going against, they don't really believe what Isaac is selling. Right. They're the two holdouts that are like, they're still, like, you're not supposed to go and play any more. You're not supposed to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go to go to go to go to go their to go to go to go their their their to go to go to go to go their to go to go to go and to go and to go and to go and to go and to to to to to their to their their their their their their their..... their their their thooooooooo.... th. th. thooooooooooooooooooo., their th. th and everybody had a rope belt. Yeah why? They had access to everything that their parents had. Yeah but you got to have shunned modern society and returned to the old ways I guess. Who would have thought that wrangling children to your will would be difficult? I guess but then largely it isn't because they're all the other kids tho in the the the the their their their their the other the other their the other their the other the other thoeseseseseseseseses are other kids their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their kids are their kids are kids are kids are kids are kids are kids are kids are kids are their kids their kids their kids their kids kids kids their kids kids their kids their kids are. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their their the is that when they show the kids in the cornfield and in the clearing doing like the religious stuff it's very

young kids but any time something like physical needs to happen it's like 22 year old dudes. Yeah yeah Malachi and all those like the the the adult kids. The adult kids who are supposed to die on the first day of their 19th year but some of them don't like there's one guy th that was that was that was that was that was th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the th th the the th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. the the th. th. I was th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the they. they. they. they. they. they. I I I I I I.. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I first day of their 19th year, but some of them don't. Like there's one guy that was legit like 35 years old. He's just like looking over his shoulder in one scene and he's clearly an adult. Five o'clock shadow. Yeah, he does. He's like this very thick jaw, you know. So they take the body of the kid in the car and they go meet meet the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th...... T, th. T, their, their, th. I's, thi, th. th. th. the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, th. I, th.. He, th... He, th........................................................................................................... the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the car and they go meet the harbinger. They go meet the guy at the gas station. This scene is so fucking annoying.

It's like 20 minutes of the movie and there's no purpose. It has no purpose. They get out of the car and got no gas. I don't want gas. I got no diesel either. Well, sir, have you looked at this vehicle? It does not run on diesel. This Lamons is not a diesel Lamons. So he tells them to go to Hemingford, which is 19 miles away and they're like, but Gatlin's only three miles away and he says, well they got religion there, you don't want to go

there. So he did cross the children because they wanted them the outlanders to be sent to them. They wanted them interlopers for sacrifices. What is an outlander? Someone who doesn't live in their land? Ah, can there be only one? That's a highlander. Oh, damn it. They kill the old man. And his dog.

Before that, they kill Sarge, his dog. He shouldn't have run to the corn. No, what are you doing? The old man does? What's that? Hoodlatches ain't worth a damn, blow over and a bad fart. Wow, I miss that and I'm almost glad that I did. A bad fart. That leads me to believe he has a rating system for his farts. That was a seven. Oh, bad fart, bad fart.

I guess we all have that moment sometimes though, don't we? Wow. So yeah, they killed the dog and we don't see the dead dog's body, we just see the bloody handkerchief that was around the dogs. Yeah. That they put in the hood of his truck. It wasn't a bad fart at all. No. It was bad kids. Yeah.

And then they take all their farming supplies and the with them. Yeah. Poor buddy. Yeah. Why, I guess because he crossed them. Yeah. But how do they know? Because they're always listening? OK. They seem to be they're always around when anything's happening. OK.

Though they never notice that these. No, I guess Malikai eventually does notice that these two kids are going to play in the youngest, has the sight. She has like the, because, you know, Stephen King loves a magical girl. He loves, yeah, magical children. In general, too, it's just like, but you're right about it being magical girls. God, little weirdo. Stephen Kang wren't wrike, the toys. Stephen Kang's, I kitt in a the gait in your grave. Oh, thii, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi. the the magical, thi. the the the magical the thi? Maybe. I kit in your grave? A kit in your grave?

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because why? Why would he not split up? And the car, to walk back to town. Yeah, because he's an idiot. Because that's what men do. Dumb things. Absolutely dumb things. No judgment. Yeah. But here's where we see the axe through the door, much like in the shining. It's very much the same. Worked once, work it again.

I did like that the kids were like a crack commando force because like one of them was like prying it open with a like a meat cleaver, prying a window open. One of them was cutting a screen with a like pocket knife. Yeah. They were just like they had done this a hundred times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. their. their. their. Yeah. their. their. Yeah. their. their. their. their. Yeah. their. their. Yeah. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It.. It.............................................................. Yeah...... Yeah... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeahthey had done this a hundred times. Yeah, exactly what they were doing. What do you think they did with all the cars that were in that town? There was none. Stuffed them full of corn somewhere? Oh, maybe. Because it's what they did to the outlanders car, the interlovers. Now, did they do that or does that the corn was like sentient, yeah, like it makes a magic path and Dr. Bert's like, I'll go down that path, you know?

Do you know what I'm saying? I do, I do. I like to think of just cornstocks like, well, it's a living and getting up out of the ground and walking to a car. Yeah, I mean, it doesn't seem out of the realm of possibility in this movie. No, this, yeah. Yeah. I was going to say this dumb movie, but we'll wait for the roar before we talk about that. Oh, I do have the note that the older I get, the more terrified I am by groups of teenagers. Oh, yeah. Teens are terrifying. I was recently on a little trip and we stopped at a gas station. It was me and like two of thiiiii. their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thii. thi. th out of the car, and there's like six track and field kids just hanging out outside.

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oh, God damn it. Especially track and field kids, they're so lean, you know? Unless they had like the shop, but you just throw it from your shoulder. What's the thing on the chain? That hammer toss I think? Okay. Yeah. Is that a track and feel to it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Oh, and then the one where they put the truck on rips off the omen is really annoying. Oh, I didn't even notice. I've... Sa'i'i...

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or whatever and all the kids look at him and Dr. Doctor runs away and he's like so mad about it like totally your fault. I feel like we used to play children of the corn. What? Because I have a memory this movie. the the the the the th. the the the the the the th. the the th. the the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. the the the th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. the the the th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the the. the the t. t. te. te. te. the the te. the the te. the the the the the the the the the the te of the corn. What? Really? Because I have a memory, this movie came out when I was 10. It was the year I was born. And Pat Pap and his friends, friend, would, uh, no, me and my friends would like, I just had this memory of being a kid and running around and yelling outlander at each other. That's pretty amazing. I don't think we murdered any adults. You wouldn't probably remember if you did. Maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe to tamp that

down. Yeah. Maybe that's why I'm terrified of kids. Maybe. Maybe you know what's to come. I was part of a child murder cold. Have you been drawing pictures with crayons? Do you know things? I would pay money for those pictures. Yeah, they're pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, the one with like the two kids standing over two dead parents. It's pretty great. Can I tell you what my favorite scene in this movie is? Please. Dr. Doctor is hiding in a room and Malachi comes in like struts in and Dr. Doctor hits him

the knee possibly, and then turns to run away the the the the the the the the the the the th then turns to run away and runs it right into a post and I have the note that says who's a doctor now which I think is you know he's like I'm so capable I'm so capable but everything he does is wrong and then he runs right into that post I love it did you want Chris Tucker to jump down the dog like tea? Yeah I don't understand where there was that weird slapsticky thing of him just like, DONG. There is a lot of weird like comic relief in this movie, mostly centered around Job, who just like says sassy things.

And it's so forced and so bad. Job was the M&M of this movie. The what? The M&M? of this movie? Yeah. He was saying what everybody was thinking. There's the scene where, so it just keeps building and building. There's a really nice, probably the best composed shot of the film is when Job and Sarah

and Dr. Dr. 30-something were up in the top and they opened the barn like doors. the torown the toware the thoes, ths, ths, ths, ths, ths, ths, th-and, th-and, th-so, th-so, th-so, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the, the, the, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th-so, th-so, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they-s-s-s-s-s-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s open the barn like door at the top. And it's just this perfectly framed shot of the cornfield with the crosses and like blazing torches and I was like, that's gorgeous. It is, yeah. That's the one beautiful shot in this movie. Yeah. The rest of it looks like a lifetime movie. But that one, he's fucking mailed it. It's got that plans of these kids. By berating them.

Yeah, first by berating them and then by lighting everything on fire. And then open hand slapping Malakai. Did you notice in that team he's just slapping him with an open hand? Why? Why? It's clearly not going to do anything. Because he doesn't want to hurt him, heard him. this like Church of Dr. Burt scene where he's like religion is about love religion that doesn't have love is wrong and I just tinnist watching the

prophecy for the last week's episode and I was like fuck every last bit of this I'm over it. Yeah because there's a scene earlier when they're driving in the car. Did you notice there was the Stephen King night shift? Yeah are you sure it wasn't Stephen Kang night Shit? Oh God, the night shit. That's horrifying. See, it's horrifying. But the cover of the book is a hand with gauze all over it with little eyeballs coming out of the... so we could just replace that with toilet paper for the night shit.

Very gross. Stephen Kang's Night Shits. Coming soon to a bookseller near you. Get it for 99 cents on Kindle or on candle. Our own platform. We got to get someone with software development skills. But you're right. Yeah, so he's gonna, he's gonna set it on five. Is gas a hollow real thing? I laughed at it and then I was like, maybe it's real. I'll google it while we talk here. We're skipping some stuff that we'll go back to dealing with Isaac and Malachi and all that all right but he goes to throw a Molotov cocktail and just fucks it up like royally so bad and so like doctor doctor MD Job Job Joby runs and grabs it and brings it back and goes do it right this time yeah yeah that's like part of that's when he kicks in that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th the that's th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. that's th. that's thi. thi. th. that's that's that's that's th. th. I that's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I th. I th. I I th. I I I th. I I th. I I I I th. I th. I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. thi. I'm. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. that's. thi. I'm. I'm. I th. I th. I th. Yeah, that's like part of that's when he kicks in as the weird comic relief. Gas a haul is a mixture of one part ethanol commonly known as grain

alcohol or beverage alcohol and nine parts unleaded gasoline so it's a real thing. But like who fucking knows that? Sounds like pretty torke on that man. Yeah. Yeah I'll tell you the story of a corn squeezing. It's this alcohol that this dude claimed that was brewed inside of a the th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this th. this th. this th. this th. this this th. this th. this this this this thi. thi. this th. this this. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. th. th. th. G. th. th. G. G. G. th. th. G. th. th. th. th. th. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. th. this. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. t'll tell you the story of a Corn squeezein. It's this alcohol that this dude claimed that was brewed inside of a engine block called corn squeezes. I don't like that at all. I feel like I just went blind thinking about that. So to back up, there's tension between Malachi who wants the group to be very rough and tumble and Isaac who's all about the ceremony of what they're doing. They're arguing over what their God wants, basically. Malachi keeps asking Isaac if God is still talking to him, and I was like, of course he is.

Why wouldn't he? Was he right all along, though? Well, I guess we can get to that, but... Okay, so Malakai convinces the other kids to put Isaac up on the cross, which they follow easily. I don't know if it's just because he's like a physical bully and they're afraid of him. Yeah. Or he's just wielded so much power that he was able to take it from like this shrieking child. I have this theory because the movie is a tight hour and a half, like they're in and out. B they're in and out. Bamb, bam. So they've they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted. So they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted. So they wasted they wasted they w. So they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted they wasted the time the time the time the time the time the time the time their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. So their. So their. So their. So their. So their. So their. So their. So their. So their. So their their their their th. their wa. th. th. th. their wa. their wa. their wa. th. their wa. their wa. their wa. their their point in the movie just has to go. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. Put them up with the cross. Yeah, okay, let's do this. And then I was like, is this a commentary on how children will do basically whatever you tell

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and he really was doing what he said. So he was right all along. Yeah, for sure. Cool. And I assume they had seen digital lava come before and take their sacrifices. So the kids also knew. Right. Did the digital lava come and take Amos? Or did he just, there was this a scream or something. I guess maybe we ran out of digital lava budget.

I just have the note that says, is that God? Of course it is. I see. No wonder he loves people more than angels. So yeah, they've seen digital lava come and take them before. I like when it was tremtremors for a little bit. Yeah, yeah, when he's going to pick up the Molotov cocktail, which I was getting so mad at Dr. Doctor in that scene because he's like yelling at the Job to go back to the barn.

And then he's like, how do you work the stew? Like, you can't yell at him to leave and, he yells at him to go back to the barn and Jove goes, excuse me. Yeah, because he suddenly like, suddenly, oh yeah. Just a little piss and vinegar. Here's a question. Uh-huh. How are they going to put that fire out?

It's just miles and miles of cornfield. You cannot just raise the earth. Like, that with. Um well you're a woman and he's a doctor. Oh right I wouldn't know shit about shit. I don't know shit about shit. He eventually does like beat up Malachi and light stuff on fire. He slaps him. He opens hands slaps him. It's embarrassing. Well they're they're ruffing and tumblin for a little while. Not really. I understand that they were like we probably they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. they're they're th. they're th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. they're they're thi. thi. they're thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. they're not thi. the. to to to to they're to thi. to they're thi. they're thi. they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. I mean I understand that they were like we probably can't have this grown man hitting a child in this movie. Yeah. Really why not? Well he's all about love. Oh right religion and love. Church of Doctor.

C. Coming to a church in Seattle soon. So they defeat it with fire and it turns into this worst effect I've ever seen in a movie. It like becomes sort of a large man and then whoofs off into the sky. Yeah. It was really bad. It was super bad. I know it's 1984 and you just got this computer. There was better better effects then. Yeah you could have done better. I mean the movie was made for $800,000. Yeah, it shows. But it grossed $14 million in the box office. No wonder they made so many sequels. They were like, oh, we've made an ATM. So they go back to the children's house where their car is and the corn has taken it, or the kids have taken it with corn. I don't know. It is still unclear to me. And he has to jump in the car to grab something. And the Stephen King's scare happens again.

Which, you know, I do like that. I like, it's sort of the carry scare, you know, of like the last... I'm a sucker for a jump scare. Yeah, I liked it. It's one of the more devoted followers of Isaac. Right and then. Funks her with the car door. Yeah, Sarah Connor has to rip in there and thunk her because you can't have a dude hitting a lady. Is that what happened? Yeah, she grabs the door and hits her. Oh, okay.

And like, and he's like, well, what have you done? Well, what have you're done. Oh yeah. And Sarah Connor is like, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, tha, tha, is, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, they. tha, tha, their, their, th. their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thea. thea. thean. thean. thean. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And, and th. And, th. Yeah, they're just like, you're ours now. We're mommy and daddy. We're your new mommy and daddy. These kids have been living on their own as feral for three years. You can't just take them. When you die, we won't carry the that. Yeah, right? We'll just put on your clothes and play board games.

Also, who took care of that girl's 104? I have this, my last note about this movie says the end and then in parentheses, not really because they made six more. What a scorch of this one is. I feel like it's high highs and low lows for me. Sorry I guess we're getting into the ratings phase. Ratings. Ratings. That's good. I like that.

Can we make that the new ratings phase? We can. Okay, cool. I sort of like this movie, though it did not sound like it from the way I just described it. I'm really a sucker for evil children. I just really am. Okay. It's really attractive to me. I really enjoy it. Because I have this theory, you know, I think they might be. Children. Children. Children. Just evil. Well, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really th. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the, I think they might be. Children. Children. Just evil. Well, some of them. You just don't know which ones. You're talking to a guy who got a vasectomy, maybe for that reason.

Yeah. I don't want to make no evil kids. So that aspect I do like. Then you're going to love Stephen Kang. I'm very heavy on the bad kids. But so much of it is just Dr. Doctor being so annoying. I'm going to give this a six. I've seen it a couple times. I wouldn't mind seeing it again. I love the scene where the kid gets hit by a car because it's super brutal.

The diner scene is super brutal. The effects are terrible, like disgustingly bad. So yeah, I'm going gonna say six. There's a scene where Malachi cut Sarah Connor's face. Yeah. It just looks like he drew with a red Sharpie on her face. Like, and later in that scene, it's gone. It appears again later, but it's like literally in that same scene, it's not there anymore. When did you see this movie first?

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For now, we do a horror movie podcast. This is going to come up again. It's true. We have to do the exorcist and the omen at some point. Oh, it's true. Or at least the Exorcist 3. I have never seen that. I know we discussed it, thank you. Our religious rock block. We've put away the Striper tapes, everybody.

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Someone sent us a Facebook message recently saying that our wherewolf ambulance dot com page just doesn't really work anymore. And I was like, oh, I'll look into that. And then I just didn't, so I will get to that. It's just hard to do. It basically I had the episodes feeding to it. So it was like, I don't know, the last one is the happening. So it was like over a year ago. The WordPress site. Yeah, but that also feeds the wear-offambulance.com because I love to buy URLs, like Stephen Kang.

dot com. Speaking of buying things, Katie and I were discussing it, would you guys be interested in t-shirts if I promise that we will indeed mail the pins and stickers out too. Yeah, so let us know if you'd be interested in t-shirts. Yeah, gauging interest was probably whether we'll print them or not. I mean, maybe we can do an indie kickstart go-go funders. Funders? Funders keepers. Funders keepers.

Is that real? Is that real? Is that real? Funders keepers? It should be if it's not. You're just going to become a URL buyer. You're just going to be sitting on these useless URLs. But someone might come to me and be like, I'll give you $200 for funderskeepers and I'm like, sold. Let us know if you'd want t-shirts and uh... That's that.

Let us know. Come on, guys. Yeah, get on it. Why hasn't anyone emailed it? So it's hard to say. Thank you so much for listening to another episode of Wherewolf Ambulance. Bye. Bye. Bye.