Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 61- Krampus (2015)

Episode Date: December 21, 2015

GUYS, THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS EPISODE, DON'T LISTEN TO IT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE AND YOU INTEND TO. Sure, we know, there's a "Star Wars" movie out right now, but there is also a movie about Santa's evil Eastern European counterpart who punishes those who have lost their Christmas spirit with brutal deaths. Since it's the happy happy holiday season, this week we're discussing the current-run Christmas-themed horror movie, "Krampus." Special topics for your consideration include: our own personal holiday spirit (or lack thereof), excellent puppetry, more child murders, your Bumpus relatives, the last living Beatle, our new podcast "Movies Katie Hasn't Seen" and Journey. Yes, Journey.  Special thanks to this week's sponsor Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and their amazing Parcel of Terror. Check it out, subscribe to it, love it. Have you seen Krampus yet? Did you like it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, if you missed last year's Christmas episode, download Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night" and get even deeper into the Christmas season with us.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Weirwolf Ambulance. I'm Alan and evidently a horse. It's not the way you're saying it, that's funny, it's that you shrug your shoulders and raise your hands. I don't know what that is today. Hello! La la la la la. Hi, I'm Alan and I'm here with what I do. Hello! La la la la. Hi, I'm Alan and I'm here with my friend Katie. Hello, Katie. Hey, Alan.

Sorry, I didn't cut you off there. No, it's fine. You think after 60 episodes we'd be good at this, and yet... It's a struggle. I still get nervous before everyone. But this is a, this is the most beautiful season of the year, Katie. Yeah, this is our second annual holiday times episode. We did Sally Night Deadly Night last year. Yes.

Which is a mean Christmas movie. A very mean Christmas movie. And this year, we're doing a mean. We're doing a mean Christmas movie. I guess is there a Christmas horror movie that's not entirely mean? Gremlins. Is that a horror movie? Yeah. Really? Yeah, come on. I was like three.

It's a little monster movie. But you just go so cute and he's all, me, me, me, yeah. But there's that story about how the girl's dad died in their chimney because he dressed him as Santa Claus. Oh my god. that what the fuck yeah that's super fucked up yeah that's horrific yeah it's a horror movie yeah I guess you're right that's a good segue because the film we're gonna talk about still in theaters yeah as of this recording

yeah probably through the end of the month I would think so crampus crampus movie heavily influenced by Gremlins you know what I like about crompus as a concept is that you know Eastern Europe has had him for like thousands of years? A long time yeah and America like just fucking found out and we're like took this shit out I saw on Facebook like what's you every crampers you see crampers you see crampers. Yeah when did you first hear about Crampus? Probably several years ago.

I mean like I got on the ground floor of Crompus. No, like three or four years ago, my friend Christina found a video of the parade that happens in Austria every year, which is fucking terrifying and amazing. And I'll link the video to our social media so you guys can see it. Yeah. I was in my 30s. I got th. th. th. to to to to to to th. to th. to th. th. to th. th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. too too too too too too too to to to too the the the th. thi first first to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. trea. trea. truea. true. true. true. true. toea. toea. thea. thea see it. Yeah. You? I was in my 30s. I got I got to it late to the game for... I mean like in terms of thousands of years or in terms of being Austria-Bavarian? In terms of a dude who hated Christmas for a really long time? Oh yeah. It feels like a Krampus is my dude. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's a great release for all of us who are terrible. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi. thi's the the thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the to to to to to thousand, to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea. thea thousand thrible at Christmas. It's true. I was thinking about this actually because I watched The Nightmare Before Christmas the other day. And I was thinking about how we are basically the towns.

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Yeah, scary bare men are scary. But today we're here not to talk about scary bear men, but scary snow devils. Yeah. Scary bad Santa Clauses. So this is a movie that we saw in the theater, which was fun. Yeah, it was a good time. We went together. We did, it was fun. I have no notes on it because you can't really take notes in a movie theater.

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bathroom, gotta go the bathroom, gotta go the bathroom. That soda was the size of your fucking head. I know and I drank every last bit of it. I know they're a the last bit of it. They just upsell you so hard. Yeah. It was a... That was their small there. No, I don't know. Who fucking knows? Movies, am I right? It cost me $31 to see this movie, so... I don't know. So Krapus, I really enjoyed the opening to it. Yeah, I thought it was a really nice introduction to Christmas times movie.

Yeah. letting you know that this was a, this wasn't your grandpa's Christmas movie. This was not a miracle on 34th Street. I've never seen that either. Is it even 34th? 43th? Which is it? We should do another podcast of all the movies you haven't seen? Like those like heartwarming child movies that I never got a chance to enjoy? It's a wonderful Katie? I've never seen it's a wonderful life? Why would I see that? I'm miserable, I'm a th. I'm a miserable, I'm a miserable, I'm a miserable, I'm a miserable, I'm a thiiii. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a thi, I'm a thi. I'm a th. I'm a th. I've a th. I've a thi. I've a thi, I'm a thi, I'm a thi, thi, thi, thi. th. th. I'm a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm a th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thii. thi. thi. see that? I'm miserable and depressed. I don't know. I'm miserable and depressed. I've seen that movie multiple times. Do you want to see who can out-missary each other? Happy holidays?

So we open on a sort of slow montage of people beating the shit out of each other on assume the Black Friday sale. Yeah, just like busting into a department store and trampling the employees and... And each other in fist fights and fighting over tele. It was a little too close to home because all this shit had just happened. Like we saw it on December 5th. So it was right after all of that nonsense. And it is nonsense. What do you people doing? Although I feel like I didn't hear that much Black Friday crap this year. I think maybe it's, is it dying down as a, no? Why did I think that?

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So, like, you know, most of us going to hang out with your family for, when they're together for like five fucking days before Christmas? Why were they there so early? I don't know. But that sounds like a knock to me. No, that... I'm a two hours and out kind of guy, so just setting up the tension even more like ratcheting that up a notch. Yeah. So the son who was getting into a fight at the beginning of the movie is Max.

He's adorable. Great name for a kid in a horror movie. And he writes this letter to Santa Claus. It's a very heartfelt letter, just a heartbreaking, like, that he wants his parents to be in love again. Right. We find the letter out when the two mean tomboy cousins. Yeah, who are upset because the Steelers lost? I was like, are these assholes from Pittsburgh? Of course, of course your bumpest family is from Pittsburgh? You know what I mean? Like with this movie being very much a very the bumping the bumping the bump the bump the bumps the bump the bumps the bumps f f f f fumumumumumumumumumum, the bump, the bump the bump, the bump thus fum, thus fum, thus fum, thus fum, thus fum- thus, thus, thus fum-s thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea the thi very having a very much a throwback feel having the bumpesses be from Pittsburgh was totally like oh yeah in an 80s movie of course the fucking numbskulls are gonna be from Pittsburgh.

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Goosebumbs with Jack Black in it, huh? That just came out. No, I have the goosebumps series in my list on Netflix. Was there a series? in like Friday night television form. Yeah, they just did a goosebumps movie as well with Jack Black. Well, I'm glad Jack Black's doing something, I guess. Always looking out for Jack Black. But we don't see Beth's death scene. No.

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And so she, like he left her alive to be like, oh, you gotta take the story and he gave her the bell, the little Cranfus bell? Yeah. Does everybody know what Crompus is? I see if you're listening this episode you probably know. Yeah. Basically an ancient demon spirit, bad Santa who boils naughty children. Yeah, it takes them to hell. And he's sort of goat-like in his big horns. He looks like the devil mostly.

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For the Crampus season. So he has like a showdown with Crompus over a pit of fire where he's throwing the family members. He picks up one of the little girls and holds her over this pit of fire. And Max is like, take me instead, take me instead. And he just drops this girl into a pit of flames. I could not believe it. I was, duh, und.

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three endings. It turns into Clue right here. Like who's the end of the return of the king at this point. Yeah, it just keeps going. Cl had such a fuck you moment about this, when this happened. Such a fuck you moment. Yeah. Because it was all a dream and he goes downstairs and his family's there opening gifts. And everyone's being sweet to each other.

Yeah, which is really nice. And there's like a, there's a lot of good jokes on it but then Max opens a gift and it's the crumpus the bell and then the camera zooms out to outside the house and you see that they're actually inside a snow globe right on a shelf in like a Crumpus house. Yeah. With like a billion other snow globes. Yeah. And that's how it ends.

What do you think about that? I liked it. Did you? I didn't. I went, I had the same fuck you thing if it's all the dream, and I was like, this had the fucking movie end, I'm going to be so bummed. And the fact that it it it it was that it was that it was like that it was like that it was like that it was like that it was like that it was like that it was like that it was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's that's that it was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. that's that's that's that's that's th. that's thi. that's that's thi. that's thi. that's that's that's thi. that's that in a snow globe. Well, here's my question. Mm-hmm. Is the implication that they are now spending an eternity on Christmas morning with their family?

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boss? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. I'm gonna have to think on this one. Yeah, what about the Freddie movies? No, I mean nothing's springing to mind is like... Yeah, I can't think of anything. Well, hey, EMTs, if you can think of the movie that ends on, it was all a dream, and does it well, let us know. Yeah. Yeah, I can't think of anything. Yeah, all right, then we can move on.

Come on, guys, let us us. So, roe, ratings phase. I really liked this movie. I would like to see it again. The only thing is that since I saw this movie, My Ladies Nightmare Group, we watched Rare Exports. Oh, okay. Have you seen that? Which is a much better evil Santa movie. Also I cried during that last night, too. Oh, okay. Have you seen that? Yeah, yeah. Which is a much better evil Santa movie.

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But this is really good in terms of like just a fun way to spend two hours. Not even two hours. I think it's probably an hour and a half. Yeah, in and out. And again, I always think what I recommend is to someonethat is both yes. I'm going to give it a neat. Oh, nice. Yeah. It's interesting. You mentioned Rare Exports. I love the Rare Export Shorts. There's two like 20-minute long shorts that are all about hunting Santa Claus's. Yeah, that's what my friend Tesla was saying. It was her pick.

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Like horror movies? Oh, no. Um, that's, I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I'm a. I don't. I'm. I don't. I'm. I don't. I'm a. I don't. I'm a. thr. thi. to. the. the. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. I. I, that's right. You've never seen. We'll call this episode movies I've never seen. And I like to watch Gremlins every year as well, which is also an excellent Christmas movie. Yeah, I should watch Gremlins. You should. Especially, like, Gremlins is the better version of this movie on some level. But like, I still like that this movie but like... Black Christmas. Oh, Black Christmas. We were gonna do Black Christmas,

but we totally mixed up our weeks. And that was gonna be our Christmas episode, and then we realized this was our Christmas episode because we're fucking idiots. Next year. Calendar dummies. Yeah, weeks are hard. It's true.

Speaking of next week, We realized that we hadn't like tortured ourselves in a while. Although I guess prophecy might have been a little bit of torture, but we decided... Christopher Walken. Nope. No, that was better. That was good. Have you been working on that? God, imagine if I had been. I damn, I assume that you are. We are going to watch a movie from 2003 called Darkness Falls. Fucking Tooth Fairy.

Fucking Tooth Fairy. It's on Netflix, just watch it. Like, you got some time off probably over the next week or so. Yeah, we haven't watched a movie that we could completely destroy in a while. So we're hoping that this is that movie. And it just hasn't been like painful enough to watch the movies. You know what I mean, I haven't haven't th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that that that that, I that that that, that, that, to that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. that, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, to to to to that, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. t watch the movies. You know what I mean? Like I haven't... They haven't had a real zombie version of a while. I haven't just like felt like shit for while watching a movie for a while.

Is this that the goal of this podcast? I think the ones where I feel like shit and where you feel like shit, they're pretty funny. You know? That's where we get our best jokes is just from feeling terrible. Yeah. Yeah. So you can find we we we we we ambulance, Instagram, wear-wulf ambulance, Twitter, wear abulants. If you haven't heard some of our older episodes, go check them out. Oh yeah. Watch Silent Night, Deadly Night and listen to that episode, because that is a very weird movie. Noddy! It's a fucking weird episode. Yeah, I think it was just the idea of Christmas was just a lot to bear last year for some reason. I'm handling it much better this year. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of Christmas, Katie, yeah. I love this ho-ho-hoing you're doing. I love it. I'm a chubby man with a gray beard. Oh, come on. I really am.

I've been called Santa Claus by children before. Really? I've been What do you say to them? Boom! I just punch them right in their child faces. We received a gift in the mail today. Gift in the mail! Gift in the mail! As you guys know, we've been sponsored by Cryptocurium. And we received a parcel of terror. There's that spooky pumpkin with wings that you like. I do like that. Gotta touch it. I feel. the the thhea, th. thi. thi. thi, th. thi, th. thi, thi, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeea. thea. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. toda, t that black tissue paper I like too. Gotta touch it. I just feel like I have to touch it. Let's see. All right so this month's parcel of terror. As you guys might remember from other podcasts the parcel of terror is

something that Crypto Curium does where you subscribe. I believe it's 35 dollars a month. Each month you get these awesome handmaid things. thi. thi. th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So th. So th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th all these awesome HP Lovecraft things and we got a Halloween box from him before that was filled with amazing like wall plaques of the Headless Horseman and just awesome handcrafted like gorgeous stuff. It's not like those other boxes that you can get that's just like random like fucking Simpsons characters and shit like this is like. It's like a birch box of horror shit. Ah, okay cool. I mean it's it's like, you know with the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Halloween. It's like. It's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that is, but I like it. It's like, oh, okay, cool. I mean, it's like, you know, with the Halloween one, every thing we pulled out, I was like, what? I want that, I want that, I want that. Yeah, so now we're going to fight over what's in this month's cryptochium, which Oh, that rules. That's really neat. I'm just so

stunned and impressed by the fact that these are handmade. The detail in these things is so nuts. We've got an 8-bit Mrs. Vorhe's sticker, kill her mommy! As seen in the infamous 1989 NES game from LJN. I have never played that and I can't believe that because that's so up my alley. Is that right in your wheelhouse? It really is. 3D, Jason print and glasses, a new dimension in terror. Oh, holy smokes, that's awesome. I'm going to open it up and do it.

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to buy his stuff. Yeah, who would I thought? That's good. You can finish it. Oh, thanks. It's real nice. You can have that knuckle. I've got one more knuckle at to eat. All right, I think that's it. I think we've done enough. So thanks so much to listening to me eat and listening to another episode of WhereWulf Ambulance. Bye. Bye. And happy holidays, everybody. Sorry I said that shit about Palmer Cartney. No, she's not. No, not.

No, not. You, see Santa Claus tonight. You better run for your life. You better run. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas! Howe, how, how...