Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 63- The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)

Episode Date: January 4, 2016

Happy new year, EMTs! We hope you are going to have a wonderful 2016 and would like to kick it off with a recent found footage horror film, "The Taking of Deborah Logan" from 2014. In this episode, we discuss some very important issues such as what it actually takes to become a doctor, robo-tripping and accidental whip-its, elder abuse, being a snake person and what that actually means for you, deserving to watch someone's death, and telling a snake to go fuck itself.     Thank you as always for listening! Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? What do you think of the found footage genre in general? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, If you have a moment, a really killer gift you could give us would be rating/reviewing us on iTunes. It helps us reach more people and grow the podcast, and we're super appreciative of you taking the time. Please also check out the wares of our great sponsor, Cryptocurium and their Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com! Get this bad boy in your mailbox every month and you'll be glad you did.   

Hello and happy new year! I'm Alan and I'm here with my friend Katie. Hello Katie. Hello, Katie. How are you? I'm good. Welcome, to another episode of Where? Wolf, ambulance.

Yeah, we're up in this piece. This is our third calendar year in which we've put out. Fock. Uh-huh. Thanks for listening, guys. Yeah. This is crazy. I hope your New Year's resolution

is to tell all your friends. Because it is mine. My New Year's resolution is for you to telling my friends. I mean you. I'm already doing that and I'm sure they're annoyed with me. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm losing some Facebook. That's fine. Sorry high school people. You guys should watch more horror movies. Speaking of watching more horror movies, this week we're here to talk about the free on Netflix. We're going to spoil the shit out of it. The taking of Deborah Logan from 2014. Found footage. Our second f f f f. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. I th. I th th th th th th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th. I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I I thi. I I th. I I I th. I I I I th. I th. I I I I th. I I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I 2014. Found footage. Found footage. Our second found footage film? What was the first one? Blair Witch.

Oh yeah. This movie is basically Blair Witch. It's very Blair witch. OK, I just want to make sure you're on the same page. Is that the only other found footage film we've done? I feel like so much is found footage now that it's hard to avoid. Yeah, I'm gonna say yes indubitably but probably be wrong. We've done so many. A garbage memory. Yeah. This is what our 64th movie? No, 63rd. 63rd movie. That's pretty good. You guys have stuck with us for 63 movies. I almost feel like I should

apologize. Negative they're enjoying it. I should apologize. I feel like I've just been apologizing since Darkness Falls last week and I'm just going to keep doing it. I think you're waiting for someone to say it's okay Katie. I think I am. It's okay that you re-watched Darkness Falls. You went back into that pool. I don't think it's okay though. I need to feel okay myself and I don't to feel okay myself and I don't th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th th. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I'm th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. the. the. I'm the. the. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I will get there. Wikipedia had a really good summation, a quick summation of this. So I will go ahead and read that and I think it's two lines. Set in Virginia, it tells the story of a documentary crew making a film about Alzheimer's patients who encover something sinister while documenting a woman who suffers from the disease.

Okay, yeah. Pretty well sums it up. What it doesn't say is that this movie requires such a suspension of disbelief. And you know I have a hard time with that. First of all, I have a lot of issues with this. You want to get those out of the way? Yeah, real quick. One, can you do a video as your dissertation for your PhD? Because I would think it requires a paper you lazy?

Right the paper. I like calling someone a lazy. Yeah, it's definitely an out now. I think you could include this as part of it and possibly use it as a launch pad to doing something more with it. Second. Okay, so I worked at the Alzheimer's Disease Research Center at the University of Pittsburgh for four years while I went to college. So I do have some knowledge of Alzheimer's and how it works and how people should be treated. This is literally the worst thing

you can do to a person who has dementia. Their lives need to be like consistent and steady and not having strangers filming them in the middle of the night. Alzheimer's patients regularly develop like serious paranoia. So having a camera peeping in their bedroom while they're like trying to just be alone. Like no and and you have this grant money that you're paying for this with, no institutional review board in the world would approve this. No. Okay like especially not with that. I just want to get that out of the way. I felt very offended by it. There was no doctor on staff. And the doctor just keeps breaking HIPPA at every th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. the th. the the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to just, thi. thi. to just, to just, to just, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, thi. I, thi. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, t. And, t. And, te. And, toge. And, te. And, te. And, te. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, there was no like nurse supervision. And the doctor just keeps breaking HIPAA at every opportunity. She's like, well, look, here's her scans.

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die and unfortunately they don't you're a really low body count in this film. Yeah, you know I feel about that. I do. So this is the directorial debut of Adam Robotol. Robotol. I'm Robotripping. It's the second time I've heard Robotripping.

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Oh, I was like, the hair stuff that's in layer ears of corn because someone told us you can get high off of it. She got high? No, I was like 11. This is the last that I'll say I once did a whip it on accident that knocks me onto the floor because I did the middle of the night I grabbed her ready whip with cream and I wanted to get a big chuzzle. So I deserved it. That is this broadcast. Because what were you doing with it? What were you doing? I just wanted to mouthful, but I didn't hold the can up right. It has to be refrigerated. It was refrigerated. They pulled it out of the fridge.

Oh, I thought you were sleeping with it next to my bed. Oh, I thought it might have something to do with that. Okay, so you grabbed out of the fridge. And I just held the can with a nozzle upright and took a big old suck on that thing and just knocked me on the outside. It's pretty fun though. Whippets are like, oh, I love that part. That's your brain dying. Yeah, I mean, like, I'm still. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the throged. And I just. And I just just. And I just. And I just. And I just. And I just. And I just. Androgea. And Irogea. And I just. And I just. And I just just just. And I just just justippets in college, you're like going to class, doing whip it, going to class, doing a whip it. It's like a balancing act.

I feel balanced. So that was our episode on the taking of Deborah's whipets. I'm sorry we just did this to you. They've all been there before. Yeah, who hasn't just tried to get so high to get so high to get so high to get so high to get so high to get so high to get so high to get so high the to get so high to get so high the to get so high to get so high on over-the-counter medication or corn silk? It is very Blair Witchy with the three filmmakers. Well, two of the three filmmakers being wholly unlikable. Mia and Gavin. Yeah.

Louise is fine. He's fine. Yeah. And it's sort of like the woman pushing and pushing and pushing while the dudes are like, I don't know, I don't know if we should be doing this. Also, I wish Gavin had died. He's such a dick. He just peels. He just hurts out.

Yeah. Deborah, Deb, Debbie, is totally likable. She's totally great. I've had some, you know, family members who have gone through it, I think. I think that was part of what made me feel very uncomfortable in this movie. This movie made me feel uncomfortable from the jump, and not in like a, I'm scared what's going to happen way, but in an, I'm watching the exploitation of a vulnerable person way, which I really just didn't like. I get that that's sort of the point, but it just made me feel very bad.

And I did not find it enjoyable. I sort of equated it in my head with the dissent where the dissent is like part claustrophobic caving film and then there's that relief when the monsters show up, spoiler alert. And you guys should have seen this dissent by now, it's fucking amazing. There's monsters, that's not a spoiler. So. Yeah. So. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So thi movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie. And the movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi the the thi. And thi. It's fucking amazing. There's monsters. That's not a spoiler. So this movie was kind of like this upsetting, exploitative look into someone dying of Alzheimer's. And then when the switch happens, it's like, oh, all right.

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And I really liked a lot of the jump scares in this movie. There's a scene where she has gone around, and I guess she's done it before, but she once again is nailing all the windows shut, because somebody is outside, which is a scary concept. Like just from someone being that bugged out. Someone with Alzheimer, their their their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thus, thus, thus, thus, thoom. thus, thus, thoom. thoom. th. th. th. th. tho, th. thus, thus, and, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom, someone with Alzheimer's like losing. And she has like, um, their faculties like that. Motion activated lights and things like that.

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And what like the scene where, I think the special effects in this movie are outstanding. There's a scene where she's like digging in the dirt and they come back and wash her hands and they're just bloody and narled and... I have a question. Shoot. Is be a doctor. But she's going to be a PhD, not like a medical doctor. Yeah, they treat her like she's a medical doctor throughout this movie which is offensive, quite frankly. At one point the doctor gives her a syringe with sedative and it's like you know what to do with it. Like what you're, you could be getting a PhD? I don't know. I mean maybe I'm wrong. the the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the th. the the th. the the the the th. their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. th. they. thery or something. You have to be a doctor. Yeah, but that girl did not seem like a doctor to me. She was not very doctorial.

I didn't see her in scrubs once. No. I didn't see her do anything of any note that I would like to commend her for. No rubber clogs, no scrubs. No, no scrubs. I don't like it. So, there's the scene where they find Deborah in the kitchen. The chronology of me talking right now is completely bonkers, but... It matters not. No, no, no.

It sort of hits a plateau of craziness that just keeps getting crazier, or keeps at that crazy level for a while. And there's a scene where she rips her on throw down. Why would she do that? Well it sort of comes up later that she has the ability to do this without it bothering her where she can just remove hunks of skin. Why? I guess we can get to that later but I don't feel that I got a satisfactory explanation so maybe you can help me with that? Do you want me to tell you now? Yeah, go ahead. She's a snake. She's the snake. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's a th. She's a snake. She's a snake th. She's a snake thi. She's the. She's a snake th. She's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. tea. tea. tea. tea. tell. tell. tea. tell. tell. thea. thea. the. the snake people. She's shedding her skin. That's how she's able to pull out of the handcuffs later on. That's why she's able to just like peel layers of skin off. She's a snake people. Yeah, which will come up in the the danable. Why is she a snake people? Well, so as we learn as they're going through these different

things, we learned that Deborah was once a phone Jimmy Jam. What are those things called that I can't think of right now? A switchboard operator? That's the one phone Jimmy Jam. She just jim that phone that phone. Jim jam. Jim 5 go to Jimmy Jam 6. It didn't seem like she was so much a switchboard operator though, even though they said she was as an answering service. Yeah, that's what it seemed to be. Yeah. And she kept all the town secrets. I want to say that in sultry voice.

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We don't spend the money. White diamonds? White diamonds. Stephen Kang's white diamonds. So what I took from this is that guy is a child murderer. He's doing one of the Monacon Indian ritual to extend his life. I don't know what that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's feels that's feels that's feels that's feels that's feels that's feels that's feels that's feels that's feels that's feels that's feels feels feels feels feels that's feels feels feels feels feels feels that's feels that's feels feels that's feels is very that's feels is very that's feels is very that's is very that's is that's is that's is that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that means. It that means. It that means. It means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means that means. It means. It means. It means. It's that that that that that that tho tho that tho-s tho-s tho-s. that that that that that that that that that that from this is that guy's a child murderer. Right, he's doing one of the Monacon Indian ritual to extend his life. I don't know what that means. I don't know. They're snake worshippers, it turns out. He's putting snakes eating their own tails on girls' foreheads, which if you all recall, is the tattoo that Scully gets in the X-files that's the tax files that's.. the ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that caxed is is that that that causes is that ca-II is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's is is that's is is that's is that that that that that that is is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the theeeee. they. theee. They oral boorph. The what? Oroborus?

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He was a pediatrician. French Canadian. I just find Canadians to be so pleasant. Like I just have a hard time buying it that any of them are murderers. Look at Justin Trudeau, you know? Oh, he's so so hunky. So hunky and kind. What a guy. What do you guys get Justin Trudeau and we're going to get Donald Trump? In what world is that fair? The one where I'm going to be Canadian after Donald Trump is elected? I don't think they want us. Can you just become Canadian? Yeah, yeah. I look anyway. It looks like a lumber jacket's fine. It's true.

So yeah, through this documentary we learned that this guy was a pediatrician that everyone really liked and then he turned out to be him from ever having to die. You need to kill five children, only got to kill four. When they first menstruate, in the documentary, they say, bleeding flowers, as they're called. Are they? Who calls them that, you fucking crazy? Wasn't that ginger snaps? Oh, may have been. I'm a werewolf. We're a wearwolf.

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Have you ever been in a hospital? Have you ever been in a hospital? Have you ever been in a corner. I have a quick question for you. Yeah. Did you think the little girl looked a lot like Corey Feldman and Friday the 13th? Oh, fuck, yes I did. I guess she was a cancer patient, which was sad.

Also her immune system was probably compromised, which makes what happens to her later very upsetting. So they find her trying to abduct this little girl, find Deborah Logan trying to abduct the little girl, and take them back to their respective rooms, and they've chained down Deborah Logan so she can't escape, which is, you know, probably for the best for everybody. And Harris comes to visit and she wants Harris to kill her. So he, you know, dutiful a a a f a f f f f f f f f the thuuuui thui thu- thui thi thi thi thi thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I will, I will, I will, I will thi, I will thi, I will thi, thi, I'll thu- thus, thi, thi, thi. thoom-------------------s thoom-s, th. th. So, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. So, th. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s, thi-s, thi. thi. It's thioleeuioleui. It's thiiiiiioli. So, thioli. Someaughe, thi. Somea-s and she wants Harris to kill her. So he, you know, dutiful friend says yes, I will, I will do this and grabs a pillow and starts meanly. Meanly. You got to give it some gusto if it's going to happen quick. I guess she should quit fighting if it's what she wants. And then. This tube TV, tube TV's are heavy. But the effect is, as good as the makeup special effects are, this effect is dukey.

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And he says, we buried him alive. Why? Why did you bury him alive? Why did you bury him alive? what? On the murders. Who was? Harris and Deborah Logan I think. Why? And Deborah Logan stopped him from killing her daughter. Well I missed that. I think. I didn't know if maybe she just like took a message for him where he was like, I'm gonna kill that daughter. I didn't know. I don't know. a supernatural episode too, here where they're like, salt and burn, salt and burn those bones.

Yeah, man, everything I've learned, I've learned from Supernatural. I know. I know. And then, like, so they go to the backyard to dig up, to try to dig him up. And Mia, the director of director of of of of of of the director of the director of the director of the director of the director of the director of the director of the director of the director of the director of thii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the director, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to, to, toeea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. to. toea. the years. Like, are you telling me medical student that you don't know how bones work? Are you telling me that? You are not getting this PhD. I don't know. So they find his bones.

So they find his bones. They found a spade that she had used to kill him. Not kill him. Well, Deborah Logan used to stab him to stop him from killing Sarah. Before they buried him alive. So then they run through the house and they find the bones in, in the attic. They're like buried in the attic.

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It doesn't work for some reason. It explodes and knocks them back. Why does that happen? Magic. So what they do what anybody tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho they do what they do what they do what they do what they do what tho they do what they do what tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that tho tho tho tho tho. tho. tho. tho. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. tho. th. their th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tho. tho. tho. th happen? Magic. Cool, got it. And then- So what they do what anybody would do, would just put the body in the car and drive around. Well, they, first they run outside and there was a good scare where they turn around and there's somebody staring at the window.

Yeah, that was good. I was like, oh, that was't take the body and they run around with it, like Benny Hill style, just fucking, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, ridiculous. I don't understand it, but I guess that's fine, whatever. They're going back to the hospital because Deborah has escaped. No fucking security on her. No. Just nobody is doing their job.

Nobody's doing any sort of job in this movie. I mean, that's just, you know, the state of health care in America right now, you know what I mean? I guess so. She's put a security guard into anaphylactic shock by biting him because she has snake venom. Okay. Because she a snake person? Yeah. Okay. Because she a snake person because she's a snake person? She got possessed by a snakeman. I'm no snakemanologist, but I'm going to say she got possessed by a snakeman. He's a snakeman.

Well, he, I don't know. He got four fifths to that ritual, if you don't get the fifth, fifth you just end up snakeman. Snakeman seems like a terrible thing to be. Yeah. Scary. So, Deborah, Deborah, uh, Deborah, uh, Debrin. Deborah, like, once again sluffs off her skin and just like pulls her hands out of her bombs. I show you on the footage. And when you see your hands later, they're super gross looking. And, uh, there's a lot of super gross stuff in the. Oh we didn't even mention it. It all go rub. Yeah, it was awesome. She once again steals Corey Feldman and Friday the 13th favorite girl child. There's a really

good scene where there's like a standoff between her. You're watching on video footage of her and a cop. And she just like fucking attacks him and it's the one you referenced your earlier. And a philactic shock and all that. And the child is just going with her. The child is not the the the child is just. the child is just. the child is just. the child is not. the child is not. the child is not. the child is not. the child. the child. their. their. their. their. their. their. there. there. there. there. there. there's like there. there. there's like a stand. there's like a stand. There's like a stand. There's like a stand. There. There. There. there like a stand. there like a stand. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the a fight at all. Seems to be stunned somehow like under some sort of sway. Yeah later she keeps saying over and over don't hurt him he's a good man. Don't hurt him he's a good man. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. This is she's saying this while they're in the woods. Yeah. Ah lost me here a little bit. So she has to get back to the mine where the the murders have happened before to complete the ritual I guess because she's gonna kill this child to be the fifth child right she is danger bad though he becomes back to life I guess he becomes immortal why would anybody want that I know it sounds miserable it's just like

just die already like Gavin just die already just die already just I don't know. This is like your existential moment. Death is the only thing that is real. It's true. And taxes, I guess, right? What are you my dad?

I hope not. This would be terrible. It would be a really weird twist on this podcast where I've been a Holland's dad all along. Calendar year three, the reveal was on. So she gets back into the mine and now we have a cop with us named Lori? Linda. Linda. I wondered if that was like a nod to the exorcist.

Oh, maybe. I don't know. I mean, it didn't seem like like this like gave a lot of nods to anything or cares about things, but... So they're now, she chases them into the mine first and we're watching outside on the camera, which again, with these found footage movies, like put the fucking camera down. I get very nauseated watching. It's hard I'm tired. So the cop gets shot, she gets killed I'd like to say. Who shoots her? Deborah? Sure. Somebody does. Fine. She gets shot. And well it turns out that there was a, we encountered Deborah earlier with two cops and she spits venom into one of the

cops face and that's pretty dope. It's a good move as a snake person to be able to do that's pretty dope. It's a good move. Yeah as a snake person to be able to do that She just like hacked up a fucking poison luggy on the dude was awesome. Yeah And it seemed to like blind him. Yeah and so at that point Louise takes the little girl and just leaves and they escape. It's just like goodbye. Because the cop can't then drive because he's blucke. Because the cop then drive because he's blind. the cop the cop the cop the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toooogozygozygozygozygozygozygozygozyg.ozyg.ozyg. toyoyoyuuizuzozyg. toyuiz. toy. the the the the the the the the the takes him and the little girl. The little girl is with Deborah Logan as we see later. Where's Louise going? He just takes the cop down the hill to get help. That's cool. They're up on a mountain and they need to get down. Yeah I guess you're right. Oh right because the little girl oh yeah okay I don't know what I'm talking about. I didn't even see this movie. Yeah, you know, that thing happened and the guy was like, ah! You're right! So they're chasing Deborah through the mine and that's, I guess another reason to sort of spark the dissent for me because it's very claustrophobic. Oh, there's a note. Suddenly it's the dissent.

If you're going to reference a good movie. No, it's a great movie. And it's very Blair Witchy at this point. It's very like, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. We just put back-to-back screaming names movie. Yeah. And just like dark, shaky cam, one light, people with their backs to the camera, yeah. Why does it go to night vision? Because they want to turn the light off so that Deva Logan doesn't seethem coming. So then there's the Silence of the Lambs thing where she's like trying to find her and got her hands out. Yeah. So she you know tries to

stick her and then Debra Logan attacks everybody and then we come around the corner after Deverelogan escapes and she has unhinged her jaw and is trying to eat this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child this child th. th. th. and is trying to eat this child. That was, she's swallowing her head. Yeah, it was, I thought that was a dope effect. Yeah, it was great. Because even when the kid's head comes out of her mouth and she still has this huge unhinged jaw, and it's cool. And she looks just horrifying.

She looks terrible. And if you look at a still of it, One moment, please. But it's really cool. I guess it's probably CGI, I would assume, but like, the way they have the Devere Logan's head on the top and then the unhinged jaw, it looks really awesome. It's great. It's good CGI, but it's a gi. I don't know how much of it's practical. And there's a scene where she opened jaw screams at at the end of the thriller video, which I really liked. God, I wish I could do that right now. They burn the body. They burn the body.

They burn the body, which this time it burns. It burns. Why? And it frees Deborah. Yeah, she's burned now too. Yeah, she's all fucked up. I mean, she was all fucked up before. Like, there's this like progression of makeup as she gets like less and less hair and

just more and more terrifying. And like dark circles in her eyes and then just bloodied and she gets this weird this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this thisrifying. In like dark circles under her eyes and then just bloodied and she gets this weird infection on her back which I guess is snake. Yeah, it's just this snake affection. That's the worst kind. I'll take it and there's no antibiotics for snakefection. Oh it's like Halloween 3 when the kid's face turns in the snakes. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh God. Oh God. So then it cuts to news reports. Yeah. So nobody dies except Linda, the cop, right? Right. Let's assume the guy they got to a car accident. I hope he did. I hope that like when the guy was shooting out, he like shot out his tail lights or something and someone rearended him and he fell out

the window and died. That's how people died in car accidents, right? It's terrible. Geez, Louise. So they cut to this this this this this this this this thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi the the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news thi to to to to to to to die to die to die to to to die to die to die to die to die to die to die to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thie. thie. thie. thie. thie. thie. thie. thie. thie. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the. the the. the the the the. the tie. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to thi., right? It's terrible. Geez, Louise. So they cut to this like news footage of Deborah is arrested for the murder of the cop. Yeah, and they're like, she is unfit to stand trial. Yeah, she was a terrible wig at this point. You don't say. Yeah, she really does. And then we cut to a birthday party for the young girl who is saved and it's our leukemia has gone completely into remission. Yeah but now she's a snake

person. Now she might be a snake person. It's a weird scene of the TV newsperson interviewing her and he's like well what he doesn't ask her like, what do you want to be when you grow up? He's like what are you going to do with all these years ahead of you since you didn't die? Like who asks a 10 year old that? And she's like, I don't know. And he's like, well, you have to make a life plan. Like who says that to a 10 year old? And she's like, I have one, but it's a secret. And then turns to the camera.

And mean mugs it. I don't know. Deborah Logan, and then the song Deborah Logan rips in and Deborah Logan. You didn't have that version? I don't think so. I don't think so. T-T-T-T-Tabra Logan. No. But that's the end of the movie. So Snake People.

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Nothing matters in this existential nightmare movie. Well, before we give up completely, do you want to move on to the ratings face? I don't like that at all, because you're a snake person. That's me unhinging my jaw. I thought it was you copying up a hair ball, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because're a snake person. That's me unhinging my jaw. I thought it was you coughing up a hairball because that's what my cat sounds like before he does it. The worst noise is that?

You're like in bed like, ah, fuck, I'm going to step on that in the morning. Or I have to kick you out of bed because you're trying to do that in bed. You push some on the floor and th like, come on. I hooked you down three feet. Yeah, three feet is like the entirety of your body too, like, it makes you a monster. The cats make you a monster. Sorry, Glenn, I'm sorry I do this to you. Oh, I didn't mention that I had the note eat that kid. He wanted the kid to get eaten. It was hilarious. There was also also the the the the the the the the the the the tha. tha. thiiiiiia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thiol-I tho. thi. thi. thia' theathea' theathea' thi. thi. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the is the. the is the is the. thi. the is the is the is like the is like the. tea tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. teatea. tea. tea. tea. tea. to get eaten. It was hilarious. Yeah, she had it coming. And there was also the point where Sarah was going through the caves and she encountered some snakes and she just goes, fuck off snake! Yeah, she tells it to go fuck itself.

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There were some tries. There were some tries. There are some good scares in it, there's some gross stuff in it. But it just made me the wrong kind of uncomfortable. Would I recommend other people watch it? I guess. Okay. Yeah, if you like found footage movies, which I'm going to give it a five. It's going to be middle of the road for me. I would not watch it again, but if you wanted to watch it, I wouldn't stop you.

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It would just a good time and found footage, like, in that way that, like, found footage just doesn't make any sense, because it's not found, like you obviously, it's like, oh, a found Coke can. It's like you kicked it walking by it. Well, that was what bothered me was. I thought that Mia was going to die, because they found this footage. And that's sort of says at the beginning, like, this is what happened before the crime or whatever. Right. But she could have just edited all that.

So Louise could have edited all that. No, so it's not really a strong footage. So do you think she got her PhD? I hope so. Go, Mia! Yeah, she was a butthole. She was that weird line at the end where she was like, I'm sorry, I light about my grandfather. So dumb. Whatever. I'm sorry, I'm totally stomping all over your reading. Like, are you trying to say something? it's a six. Okay. It's like it's better than middle of the road but it's like yeah yeah yeah I mean it's not like movies that came out in 2014 it's probably not the worst thing you can do. I mean zombievers came out in 2014. Oh god

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Did I? Multiple times. I'm glad. And we're going mad because the original is one of my favorite horror movies. It's a beautiful movie. It's one of my favorite movies period. Yeah I've never seen the remake. I've heard their CGI ghosts in it. I love CGI ghosts. No I don't. So guys it's on it's on the Netflix. You guys have it. We know we've been in your homes. Year of rage. Year of rage. This is the year we just lose our fucking minds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. the the the the the the. the. the. the 2016 year of rage. This is the year we should just lose our fucking minds. Maybe I'll love this movie, who knows? You'll be so mad to me about this movie which would be perfect for a year of rage. What if I

love this movie? Then I think... Year of Committal? I don't know. I don't know. We'll have to wait and see next week. You can follow my progress on Facebook, Wearwolf Ambulance, Instagram, Wearwulf Ambulance, and Twitter Wearabulance. Thanks so much to everyone who's been in contact and thanks so much for a great year. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Please keep telling your friends. We haven't asked you to do this in a while, but if you haven't th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, to to to to thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, where, where to to to th, and to to to to to to to to, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where where, where, where where where, where, where where, where, where where where, where, where where, where their. their, where th. their. their, where their, where their their their their wa, where their wa, where their wa, where their wa, where their wa, where will will will their wa, where will will will will to to to to to to their wa, where will will will will will will will will will to to to their wa, where will the in a while, but if you haven't done it, if you can rate us and review us on iTunes, that helps people find us. We're still trying to break into that top Brazilian. Yeah, and also let us know about the-shirts if you guys are interested. We've had a few people give us the nod on that. Yeah, and someone gave us a place where we can get them done too, which will be to be to be to be to be to another episode of Wherewolf Ambulance. You're of rage. Oh, bye.

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