Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 68- Trick 'r Treat (2007)

Episode Date: February 8, 2016

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 Canadian-American horror anthology film "Trick 'r Treat." Special topics of consideration include: the most wonderful time of the year (Halloween, obviously) and all the joys that go along with it, such as homemade costumery and CANDY, a variety of comic book movies, whether or not Charlie Brown is actually an asshole, more child murders (so many child murders!!) and a little Tim Curry for you, because we love you and you deserve it. Did you like this movie? Tell us about it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We'd love to hear from you. Speaking of, our sponsor for this week's episode would love to hear from you at cryptocurium.com when you sign up for their monthly subscription box, The Parcel of Terror. You won't regret it, trust us. Hey guys, thanks so much for your continued support of this podcast. You are all truly the best.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

Hello and welcome to another episode of Weirwolf Ambulance. I'm Alan and I am joined by my friend Katie. Hello Katie. Hi Alan. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm doing really well, thank you. It's Halloween. It's Halloween. It is eight mornings. Halloween my Halloween. No, no, no, no, not that Halloween. Oh. It's a better Halloween. It is. Oh wait, uh, what? No, I don't know if I mean that. Well, we'll check the ratings. It's February. It's fucking garbage. The weather outside. Oh, wait, no, that's almost disgusting. No, nothing is what I want is for it's that that that to it to it to it to it to to be to be that to be to be to be that that to be that to be that that to be that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that Halloween that Halloween that Halloween that Halloween that's fucking that's fucking that's fucking that's fucking that's fucking that's fucking that's fucking that's fucking that's fucking that's that's that's fucking that's fucking that's fucking that's fucking the the, that's not disgusting. No, nothing is what I want. All I want is for it to be Halloween. Yeah. Although it is, it is rather fall-like outside right now. I'm so into this global warming phenomenon.

I've been idling my car for days. You're all welcome here in Northeast. Oh, sorry about you, California. Sorry about California. You're going into the ocean. I mean, like, you had it coming. Sorry, California. We've got a lot of listeners in California. I don't mean that. You guys are great. So, it's true.

Thank you for listening. Californians. And goodbye. Enjoy your trip to the Atlanta. Enjoy the Arizona Bay, Bill Hicks used to like to say, the, the, the, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, the, to, to, the, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the tho, to., too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to. tho, the the, the, to like to say. So Katie, what movie are we here to talk about this week? That's got your Halloween fun times up. We are talking about the, there seems to be some confusion as to whether it's 2007 or 2009. It was originally made in 2007 and then didn't get released to video until 2009. Okay. It never had a theatrical release. Really? Yep. A good movie. the the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. the, thea thea thea thea thea thea theoooom, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. theaa. theaa. thea. thea. thea. thea. movie. Trick or treat. Yeah. The Michael Doherty film, the guy who did

Crampiss. Oh. Yeah, same guy. And did a couple X-Men movies, I think, too. You know? Hence, Anna Pacquin all up in this thing. I don't know what that means. Oh, Anna Pacquin plays rogue in the X-Men movies. I feel very alienated by all of the comic book stuff that's coming out. Sure. I just feel like I want, like when we saw, what did we, I guess Crampest, maybe, we saw the trailer for Dead Pool. Yeah, and I was like, is this for real? Like, is this a real character in a real movie? Oh yeah, yeah. People hotly anticipating it.

Yeah. I started watching Jessica Jones, which is a dippapapapapaptoe in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very street level. It's not like, I don't, it's not too far off the rails. Yeah, she's just super strong, I guess. Yeah, jump super high. Super moody. Yeah. Well, women are great.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, women are great. . Have you met me? I'm like a Walking Cure album. Anyway, Trick Er treat, we're here to talk about. It was originally supposed to be a straight vignette film, so they would be like the first story, break, second story, a lot creep show. And then the studio kept finaglin and fucking with it apparently, and so that's why it's sort of like, the parts are intertwining with each other, I guess. I really like that.

There's something sort of Roshaman about it, but in a less pretentious and terrible way. Wait, did you just call it rasham and terrible? Wait, did you just call it? It's not like Roshaman and m and McMahon because even though you see it from different perspectives, it's still the same story each time. So let's forget I said that. Guys, I have a film podcast. You're listening to it. We do not have a Japanese samurai film podcast. I literally took intro to film. It's all I got.

That's where I saw Roshaman. I'm forcing myself to watch French films because I feel like I don't know enough about them. What? I just feel like anything you should have to force yourself to do. Although I forced myself to watch eyes without a face for the third time, because I fell asleep. I really liked it. Really? Yeah, it came around on me, so. There is a French cereal that I really like called Le Vampireys.

I don't know if that's what I say. Oh yeah, I remember you blogging about that. Yeah, I love it. It's like 20 hours or something though. Oh really? But you know it's on discs, digital discs that you Or Mivep. I will check that out. One of the characters' name, which is just vampire. It's just an anagram. Surprise.

That's as bad of everybody. No, say it. This is our goddamn podcast. We will say what we want. The movie Angel Heart. It's a Mickey Rourke had his had his moment in the sun before he became like popcorn face or whatever happened to him. It's just really weird. Robert Tinear plays the devil and they let you know that

because his character's name is Lou Siffer. It's just like somebody got really stoned and thought of that and nobody was like, no, no. Yeah, as we've said before, that definitely had to have the exhalation of a bong rip right before it was said. Yeah, like, Lou. All right, so let's get into this movie. We're going to do spoilers as we've been forgetting to tell you at the beginning

recently. If you're, if you don't know that's that, if that'stell you. That's it. This is episode 68 right. Yeah. 68. 68. We've done 68 of these. So the film starts with this little snippet of a Halloween safety film. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Chewed away which I really liked. I love those old like like 1950s like industrial films and all the stuff that Mystery Science Theater always has the beginning. Yeah, it has that sort of feel and then we meet the characters that I'm calling the robot and the Gladiator. The woman is Megan from the league if anyone is interested in sports comedies. I think she's in the iron man film as well. Yeah according to Miami B. She is. That's a comic book. I'm in on the joke. We meet the robot robot robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot the robot and the robot the robot the robot the the robot the robot the th. I th. I th. I'm the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. th. I's. I's a comic book. It's a comic book movie. Hey, you're welcome. I'm in on the joke.

We meet the robot and the Gladiator. Gladiator was on Battlestar Galactica for you space heads out there. Love space. She is very anti-Halloween. She's just mad. Here's a thing about women. I am one. Running theme. What, what? In this episode, you're teaching me about women's. I hate it when women expect a magical night.

Do you know what I mean? She's like, oh, it's just so magical. I wish every night was Halloween. Lady, like, you get 365 of these a year. What magic do you want? I don't, it's just. It is, it is a great night. It's magical to me. It's not the same kind of magical. It's magical to her husband too, who is a grosso

and watches pornography up in his bedroom. Why is watching pornography make you a gross? The whole like, just go upstairs and turn on the tape. I'll do you have from a little, I was like, what fucking year is this VHS bullshit? Because then a car pulls up and picks up that kid and it's like a 70s bug or something. And I was like, did I miss a little thing at the bottom and says this is the 1970s? But it's not. No, no, no, no, thinnees. And there's not.

theymeat. . . . No internet for that guy, just watching a VHS tape labeled, I think, nature documentary or something. Which I liked, which I was like, that's funny. But so she's mad about Halloween and her mom's coming tomorrow and her mom's going to be so upset if she sees these Halloween decorations because her mom doesn't know what Halloween is which is so sad.

Maybe it's because of the scatter had to pull it back so. I guess it just I just have to know your mom hates fun and then well you hate fun Shouldn't fall from the far from the tree No, this gets us into the conceit of this film that there is a spirit That there is a spirit. that there's a today. T, their the the they. the that. There's a lot of thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. t. t. t. t. the beginning of the first solo. There's a lot of things this movie you're like, oh I see what you did there. It's a little heavy-handed, creepshow, comic book and intro. I see what you did there. The Michael Myers kid sitting across the street staring at her. He was very much the shape. I didn't like him. I figured you wouldn't. He had that blank So Sam is this little kid who I guess is a little monster ghoul thing that we meet later on and see him in his full glory and he's punishing people for doing this so we haven't met him yet obviously but we don't

know we don't know at this point that he's doing this because she hates Halloween. Right. I haven't know this is that's what you get for hating Halloween but I meant it like in a tongue-in-in th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thin' thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theat is the. the. the. the. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi thi. the the the the the the the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the the going to say it on this podcast and it'd be really funny. But that's actually the conceited movie. Well, it's interesting because he's also the guy who did Crampus. This is what you get if you're a dick about Christmas. Oh, do you think he's just like a holiday guy? He's basically like Clark Griswold, just like into every holiday. Can't wait for the Thanksgiving while. It's a movie. I think it's like a bird-demic level movie Okay. I watched the first 10 minutes and I was like I can't I just can't do this

Was the movie you tried to watch Bong of the Dead? Bong of the Dead? I might if I could if that came back up I'd probably give it another try but with some alterations to my mental state. Although I can't imagine that I watched that sober so forget I just said that. I don't know why I would do that. So yeah, she gets murdered as she's trying to clean up the yard in a very, very fun. If you're going to get murdered, have it be fun. But it's the opening credit and it's all it goes and like, or no, she gets murdered and her husband comes out and finds her... like nailed to a cross, basically.

I think her limbs have been cut off maybe? Some of them, yeah. She's got a lollipop in her mouth. Yeah, the broken lollipop that he's jammed into her mouth. Yeah. This is a mean movie. Yeah. This movie, like, the kills in it, brutal. movie is insane. I yeah. I feel like I'm becoming desensitized now to seeing children die so I don't feel as disturbed by it because we've been watching a

lot of movies for kids die. Yeah there's a lot of kid murder in this movie. The candy bar kid? Yeah. I was like... It's the grossest. If you're at all, what is it? What is it? You don't like to watch people throw up? So that's not even me. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the their. It's. It's. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. I. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I to watch people throw up. This is, and I love to watch people throw up, so that's not even me. I don't like watching people throw up, and he, I think it's funny. He's just like throwing up, well, so she, I'm sorry, we're just really jumped into that. So she gets murdered, husband, the husband, credits, which are very fun. Yeah, very fun. It's obviously just like, hey, creep show, wink. But it's blinking with both eyes instead of winking. It's very

unsubtle. I wish the creep show logo come up and then a big eraser just came and taken away. So next we meet the principal, right? Isn't that the? Yeah, principal Wilkins. That guy always plays a grosso. Yeah, I him, but I didn't know what from. I think he's in happiness? No, not. I thought he was the pedophile on happiness. Oh, he might be, but that's not what I'm. Oh, OK. So the principal is a guy who is very much in the Halloween spirit.

Two, a fault. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and Spider-Man 1. No, I'm sorry, Spider-Man 3. Oh, also a comic book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dylan Baker, right? That's the guy's name. We meet the principal, Dylan Baker, and his young son, or no, he spots the neighbor, Charlie. Who's been knocking jackalanterns down and smashing them for no reason? Yeah. I love and hate the tradition of smashing jack-on-in-lan-a-lantrans, but,, but, th, th, th, th, the-and-s-in-s-s, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and the-s, and th, and the-s, and the-s, and the-s, and thi-s, and the-s, and the-in-in-in-in-s, the-s, the-in, the-in, the-in, the-in, the-in, the-in, the-in, the-in, the-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s hate the people to it. I'm just taking my hand. I don't know, there's nothing good about it. Yeah, I don't know.

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and everybody, it's a... So he sits down with this kid on his porch that he's caught stealing candy. And the kids eating a full-sized candy bar. When I was a kid, we would go trick-or-dreating in the rich neighborhood, obviously. And former Steelers Center and Hall of Famer, Germani Dawson, lived in this neighborhood, and he would sit out on his porch and he gave out full-size candy bars. Nice guy, great guy, Germani-Dawson. Shake everybody's hand, huge hands.

I'm sure I've told the story before about the guy in my neighborhood who would invite you into the house and you could choose either a full-size candy bar or a comic book. Whoa. Yeah, it's pretty tope. Do you think he was murdering children? That's what I assume. Yeah. Hey last kid, why don't you hang back for a second? Yeah. He's shy kid? Come here. Well, he's also the the principal has the bowl with the just take one sign on it. I'm sorry, but nobody's. No. No. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thee. the is the. the is the. the. the. the. the bowl with the just take one sign on it. I'm sorry, but nobody. No. Nobody's taking just one. The guy in my neighborhood used to do that and figured out how to do it.

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Who's thought to give a kid pixie sticks? It's hilarious. It's hilarious. It's cocaine for children. No. So the principal murders Charlie. Yeah. By giving him... Just barfing everywhere. A cyanide and arsenic laced candy bar. Does that mean he was murdering every fucking kid in the neighborhood or did you pull out the special one for Charlie? I think he gave Charlie the special one. Well, here's the thing that bothered me about this movie a little bit. It just seemed like they had the freedom to do anything in the suburbs. Like anything could happen like there's a part where later it turns out to be the principal dressed as like the Dread Pirate Robbers.

Dread Pirates Dracula. Yeah, kills a woman and then just plops her dead body on a bench next to some rabble rousers. I know people get drunk on Halloween, but like he'd noticed some of this shit. He's burying children in his backyard. But then, sorry, but then I got stuck in my head the song from Tim Curry's musical number in the worst which, where he's like, Anything can happen on Halloween. And I was like, all right, that's fine. This movie takes place in the fictional town of Warren Valley,

Ohio. Yeah. So it's the lawless territory of Ohio. Anything can happen. Have you been to Strongsville, thiiiiiiiiiiiii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the thi thi th fictional town of Warren Valley, Ohio. Yeah. So it's the lawless territory of Ohio. Anything can happen. Have you been to Strongsville, Ohio? No. Anything can happen there? OK. I'll take your word for it. Generally, I'm only going to Ohio if I need fireworks.

Or to sit them a wasteland. Where the movie? They're doing street trash. Freight of strangers. They're having a street trash reunion. Really? Yeah, I know. But you love that movie. Love that movie. So, back to you. I can't wait to hear all the reasons I should love street trash. Looking at you, Mike Bollum.

Hey, Mike Bolum. We haven't talked. a geyser of blood vomit. Yeah. Just a fucking, it just won't stop. Yeah, and he's making terrible sounds. It's very good. He's wearing my least favorite shirt. Don't wear this is my costume t-shirt. I hate that t-shirt. You bought, like, you spent money on that. Yeah, you got hoodwinked and yeah. Should have just bought a costume. Yeah, you should just bought a costume. Yeah, you're just a ta. Yeah. Yeah. their their their their their their. Yeah. Yeah. their their their their their their their their their their t. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. t. Yeah. t. Yeah. t. Yeah. t. t. t. t. t. t. their t. t. t. t. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea.. tea. tea. tea. te. te. te. te.. takes him out in the backyard and is burying him and there seems to be another body in there too? There's already a kid in there that's not dead yet. What is he doing and how is he getting away with this? He's one of them child murderers but just on Halloween apparently? I guess.

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yell out of a window in the worst voice ever. Why does he have the worst voice? I know just because he's got a little kid's voice in there. Children. And his neighbor comes out to yell at him because he's got the dog barking. The dog Spike. Spite. Spite.

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He's so creepy. That's right. All right, so then we move on to the school bus massacre revisited? This was my favorite. Yeah. All right, why don't we get into that then. All then. All then. All then. then. then. then. then. then. the principal's house and they said they're collecting Jack Lanars for UNICEF? Which like, why would anyone believe that? But some people are believing it. And they also pick up this girl named Rhonda. Did they call a savant?

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I'm like a 12 year old. Yeah, right. Well, the girl that gets boobs first tells the other kids what to do. It's just the laws of nature. I did not grow boobs until college. So she tells everybody the story of the school school school school school school school school school school school, the school, the school, the school, the school, tells everybody the story of the school bus massacre, which is like, I don't know, 30 years prior or something. There had been a school bus full of mentally challenged kids, all wearing horror costumes.

So cool. Horrifying costumes. And they're like, chained into these seats. Yeah, their parents have colluded with the bus driver to murder the children because they're too much of a burden for them. I just kept thinking like what if there was one parent like like which parent do you think came up with it and then do you think the rest like they were all just like, they were all right? You know what I mean? Like can't take this into work, can you, Bob? Well, they're sleeping maybe, like just getting in their heads, because it just doesn't seem logical. This is what I mean by this movie being mean, yeah, this

being a mean movie, because that's like, that's a fucking mean thing to just think up. Oh, yeah, somebody wrote that. They'rery and a school bus change it. What? You fucking assholes. So one of the kids gets loose while the school bus driver is not at the seat and he drives it into the lake. I want to go home, I want to go home, which is just like. So sad. Yeah, bringing tears to my eyes. These are children. He's got a great vampire I loved that shot. If it's just like going over the edge and then the camera, all in one cut moves forward

and then over the side so you can see it. Yeah, it was really cool. They've ever been to a quarry like that? Nah. In Bloomington, Indiana, there's a really cool quarry. There's a really neat quarry that you can go and swim at. And like there's cliff diving the people are doing there and stuff, which I wouldn't be, I'm not into, but like, it's just neat. It's just like a lake with walls.

So it's like it's really interesting. That is interesting. I don't really swim in anything other than a pool because I'm afraid of everything. That's right. That's right. feel about horses. I fear them. Now Macy and, what is it, Schrader and Sarah? Who names a child, Schrader? Honestly. That kid is mad handsome for a little kid. Did you think so? I found him abrasive. Also, like, kids kids who wear headgear should not pick on anyone. It's true.

Yeah, that's all. I bet you can't guess who's sitting around the state of a war headgear. My parents couldn't afford orthodontics. It weren't one day and I got my ass kicked and never wore it again. Oh, buddy. So I was a nerd. Um, thus. Not like you doing this cool jock thing now. Yeah, and then the Halloween stuff.

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Then they pull off his mask and it's the principal. I was very surprised by that. Were you? Yeah, it was. Were you also, did you have the same reaction I did? Was like, oh, well, good then. Fuck that guy. Yeah, pretty much. Well, I'm glad there's only like one maniac killer, but there isn't. There's more than one mania killer. And then Marilyn Matson covering the arithmetic starts to play it,

I go, oh. It's weird because that song is like 10 to 12 years too late. Yeah, you know, even at that point in 2007, yeah. It was just like, ah, and I remember the first time I watched it, I was like, oh, I don't know, man, I don't know if I can handle this, like, and then, you know, it's subsequent, I've seen this movie a bunch and subsequent watches them and like, all right, whatever, I know it's coming now. It's not the worst thing ever. So these women start ripping their skin off, and dancing.

Yeah, I guess. How did you feel about her sister coming up and like sniffing her as the werewolf? Oh, I miss that. Oh, I miss that. Yeah, I was eating dinner. So you get a full, full werewool face shot and she's like, they're like, yeah. They reminded me of ginger snaps and I was like, all right, I'm cool with us. I've been ginger snapped already, I'm good. So yeah, they killed the principal and Eden. Yeah, we pan out of that scene with Anna Pack when rearing back and howling and then going to town on him like,

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glass and racer blades. So he falls down the steps, lands hands down in broken glass. For some reason that really upset me. Like do you remember when you were a kid and you would skin your knee and you'd be like afraid to look at it and then you'd look at it and your stomach would flip over like to see your skin hanging off and like blood everywhere. That's how I felt when he was like trying to unlock the door with his glass hands. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I felt like, I just like, I just like, I just like, try and like, to their try and I'm, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to.. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. It was just the idea of like then taking these wounded hands and trying to like manipulate something. I just felt very sick about that. Which is funny because like a couple minutes later he's fine.

He's like manipulating things. He's like doggling the phone without a problem. He's yeah reloading a shotgun. But yeah. So then he shoots Sam with a shot with a shotgun. And he like slides across the room, goes, boom! It's sort of adorable. And Sam's face has been revealed. He has a fucking jack-a-lantern head, which we have a picture of right over there from Cryptocurium. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, and he shoots him, the kid's hand blows off. And- I love an undead hand.

I know it's like sort of a cliche, but I love an undead hand. Well it's like it's weird there's a couple nods in this sequence there's the nod to Pet Cemetery when he gets his Achilles sliced. Okay, okay. And then there's like a dual nod with that hand because it's like part evil dead and then he says you've got to be fucking kidding me when it's crawling across the floor which is what the dude says and the things the th th th th th th th th. the th is the th is th. th. the th. the the th. thus thus thus the thus thus the thus the the thus thus thus thus thus the the the the the the the the' the. the the the the their is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is liked is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thus thu is thu is thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. they. they. they. theyli. theyli. theyli. theyli. theyli. theyli. thing when the spiderhead is crawling out of the room. Oh, all right So it's like a double double nod right there This didn't bother you as much as all the horror references and scream did No I'm a terrible person. It's like they're a lot less heavy-handed other than the creepshow intro. Yeah, and the I mean the whole film is like referential, but it's not so, it's not meta. It's like, yeah, you're right. It's not self-aware.

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and he's giving out candy to little kids, but he's just giving them dinner mitts? Yeah. I sort of like that though, because hethose kids, so why wasn't he given out those like funzoes? He's holding that for himself. Everybody loves the fonzai sneakers. Also, I thought that the dog was going to get poisoned and I was very upset and I'm glad that he didn't. Didn't he get killed? The dog?

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Yeah, I think that pretty much hits all my benchmarks for a good movie. Okay. I'm given this in eight and a half. Oh, nice. Really, really liked it. I want to watch it again at Halloween, and I have no candy. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. That's it. That's my, that's the downside is that it's February

and I don't have candy. So that's this movie's fault. This movie has definitely become a movie I watch every Halloween since I've gotten the DVD of it. What's your favorite vignette in it? Do you have one that you like better than the others? I really like, I like the Rhonda one a lot. Yeah, Rhonda's the coolest. She almost gets hit by that car

full of drunk driving werewolf ladies too. And I was like, no, but she's okay. She has also, her front yard is just covered in jackalant. Yeah, that she's been carving elaborately. Yeah, she's great. She knows the full history of Halloween when chip, so so you like Halloween she's like Deman, Salon. Yeah, yes Rhonda, come on. Yeah, I would give this movie a nine for sure. Like, um, well, I know a lot of people who have criticisms of it and just like don't think it's good.

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Yeah, great movie. This kind of fucks up our year of rage, but. Yeah, I feel like we've been doing like every other movie has been a year of rage. Yeah. Which will be really good for next week? Because what are we doing next week? Wow, Katie. We're obviously doing a movie th, we are th, we are th, we are th, we are th, we are th, we are th, we are th, we are th, we are th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th, th. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. remake of 13 ghosts? I think it's 13 ghosts. Oh, it's true. Why? God, why? Because it was 2001? Yeah. And Antonio from Wings? Is it? Tony Shalube? Is Antonio

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